/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

1st for my furry pyro main bros

>>159499168
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you fucked up Anon

any new weapons from the war update yet??????????

/tf2g/ is dead and all we have left is viva and that's shit

>>159500429
you have me, the not-a-namefag shitposter

>>159499718
demo got a shield and soldier got some boots
shit/10 t.bh

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>>159499440
The only embeds I see are in your post?>>159500429
Hey I make OC from time to time.

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>>159500740
thanks for the contributive shitposting
>>159500864
no OC will ever top hot garbage

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>>159501008
>mfw I also made that one

>>159501326
cn you can let go now human isn't coming back

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>make post to sell taunt on bp.tf
>tell people to NOT add me
>three idiots already have
>one fucking lowballed using ONLY flamenco
I don't get what's so hard about this

>>159502225
did you include your trade offer link

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>>159501008
I will, someday.

>>159502363
Yes.

>>159501513
;-;

I'm going to bed /tf2g/ goodnight and please don't wake me up

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>>159502843
WAKE UP ANIKI

>>159502843
WAKE UP AND STAY AWAKE

MERASMISSIONS DROP IN TWO HOURS

I want to make a raffle but want more than 3 entrants, what do

>>159503843
wait

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>>159503960
you got it

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>>159503843
just give me the item

and nobody gets hurt

so sad to see a game that is so rewarding for your skills (movement, aiming, decision, etc) is dying while games where literally press one button to do cool stuff get more praise.

>inb4 pubonlyfag or washedoutcompidiot say otherwise

>>159504123
LOOK OUT THAT GUN'S GOT A GUN

>>159504123
>sentry - with GUN
>not calling it more gun

you fucked up there buddy

>>159505845
sorry

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ded

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Does anyone still do these

>>159508201
>SU
kill yourself and sher isn't even Garnet. Truly you have the shittiest of taste

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>>159508004
Only the dead can know peace from this agony

>>159508685
A trash waifu for a trash man, it's like pottery

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>>159508201
>Steven Jewniverse

>>159508201
i have one but i don't feel like posting it out of spite because su is a bad show

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>tfw your casual K:D is 1.28

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I haven't won a game in casual in like 10 hours. I keep getting stuck on the retard teams that don't have any chance of winning. I'll always top-score, but there's only so much I can do. This is killing me.

If I use a strange skullcutter, will my HHH be strange?

>>159512984
no, but it will cost you more

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>>159512541

Invite a friend or two.

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http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28581840

http://tf2r.com/kmx6myu.html

should i let it go for 30 keys

>>159512541
cute nep, dude

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"YOUR LIVES HAVE ENDED BY MY HAND!" -Demolition Man

>>159514325
You should raffle something worth me login in

Why are there so few Demo mains compared to everyone but Medic and Heavy?

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>>159514325

Fuck no, also thanks for the raffle.

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c3/Cm_scout_pregamefirst_rare_10.mp3?t=20160710222258
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/37/Cm_scout_pregamefirst_6s_rare_01.mp3?t=20160710215810
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/21/Cm_scout_gamewon_rare_01.mp3?t=20160710215436
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d7/Scout_item_haunthat_case_cap03.wav?t=20131030063723

>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fc/Eng_taunt_cong_fun_33.wav
>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c4/Scout_cartgoingbackdefense03.wav
>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fc/Eng_taunt_cong_fun_34.wav


are they really doing it

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i don't know what this means but thanks

>>159516163
short form congratz

>>159516287
now i have chicken and i learned something new

why is tf2's graphics so blocky

you can literally see the poly edges

>>159517719
12 year old engine
9 year old game

>>159517719
Personally I'd hate to go into a glob building through the glob walkway and glob my way over to the glob resupply cabinet. Save that crap for Unreal Tournament's latest shitty fare, terrible H.R. Geiger ripoffs, and other Alien franchise failures.

I wonder if valve is ever going to port tf2 to source 2

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>>159518392
no
transferring tf2 from source to source 2 without creating thousands of new bugs, accidentally removing rocket jumping, and making performance requirements increase threefold

is like moving jelly between bowls using chopsticks while not dropping any while walking

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>>159500429
What can I say. I've always been the dude to carry. Guess it just comes naturally

>>159508201
Yee

Source 2 TF2 is an impossible dream, but I still hope they find a way to revamp the melee hitreg.

>>159518552
How would you know all that?

>>159504295
valve killed this game by simultaneously ruining pubs and adding in the worse lobby system ever

>>159518632
that woman is fat my friend

>>159519168
That ain't fat. That's thick. What a body

>>159520036
no its fat

>>159520059
Found the solution

Nah, your vision is horrible.

what a boy

>>159520120
im nearsighted though, and i can see things clearly unless they are far

she is fat

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hmmm

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>>159520256
Carmella Bing is fat. Siri is pretty fat

Watch a Sophie Dee scene. You'll know she ain't fat

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>>159499293
>not furry medic main bros
dropped

>>159518632
ayy redragon bros

viva LOVES p*rn

>>159520441
Ayy, I got that drawing from draw threads ages ago. Sick

>>159520491
Yee

>>159520498
I dig it

>>159520424
i will not watch vile pornography with fat people in it, i am saving myself for marriage

tf comic never ever

good update never ever

>>159520606
Then check her Instagram. Mildly NSFW, but nothing nude

>>159520690
Who cares about that anymore?

Medic/Gold Rush update was lit. Two Cities, too

>>159520690
tf2 adult swim series never never never NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER

viva is a f*lthy p*rvert

>>159518935
1: the TFTV staff in their interview with Valve, where they specifically said valve has no plans to change tf2 over to source 2
2: saw cs: go and dota swap over to source 2. both of them had massive increases in performance requirements after the changeover. tf2 is already terrible so it would be worse for us

>>159520840
h*ly m*ly you didn't censor *s? this *s a blue board for cr*ing *ut l*ud

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post something really sp**ky

>>159520904
>-<

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>>159520973

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>>159520973

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>>159520973

http://www.strawpoll.me/11585869

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>in casual game
>turn corner
>see this

What do?

>>159521621
Get my fingers hovering over Ctrl and Space to surf away

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>>159521621
random crit him and taunt while saying "haha rekt scrub kys <lennyface>"

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>>159521787
shit wrong pic

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>he wear ugc medals

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which one of you fuckers is this

>>159514325
Nah its all class with a noticeable effect. Aim for 45-55

>projectile botting soldier with direct hit
>100% precision
>doesn't even get kicked

why are pubbies so fucking retarded to see a cheater

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>>159524368
>playing with my steel participation badge and gibus

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>>159525713
>using gibus

>>159524368
Anytime I see a ugc medal and it's on a sniper I automatically assume he's a aimbot.

>>159526106
>people playing with gibus because look i trolled u i plat solly but use pyrovision goggles so u think i am le bad f2p XD

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post your best unboxing lads

>>159526396
My best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrOG1G__Wt0

And my worsts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBrdTRogvMs

>>159526502
dat laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py1qvUcwuZw

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>>159526396
All time high score of 11 keys or some shit.
>>159526502
>your worst
Dude, I got about 50 unique huntsmans back when I went for my first unusual unbox, you aint got shit on me.

>>159526502
good unbox lad but that laugh tho kek

>>159526675
my favourite hat u lucky fucker

>>159526849
When I unboxed it it was the absolute worst effect possible, yaaay

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>>159526396
this maybe
i have shitty luck

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>>159526396
I've have pretty good luck unboxing crap.
First year - Molten Mallard Das Hazenmatten
Second - Hellmet with the yellow demon
Third - This and another unsualfier in a row

Then a lot of aussi drops.

>>159526502
This is the first time I have heard your voice but you sound like a pedophile

>>159527808
I've been talking for a long time, though. If you're this new, welcome

However, I am not what you claim I am. If you wanna hear the voice of a pedophile, ask Jon for a vocaroo

>>159527889
I'm not claiming you are anything, I'm just saying you sound like one

>>159528046
Well that's a tough thing to say about someone since lots of people have different voices

I could sound like the POTUS, some serial killer, or the Pope. But I just sound like me

>>159528707
You are quite a pretentious piece of shit.
Should have expected that from a name/tripfag.
Filtered,

>>159528883
Lmao, you really are this new after all

Putting aside 100 dollarydoos to give myself a christmas present, wat buy

>>159529496
Banana hat+ White paint and Graybanns

>>159529496
a hooker

>>159529496
Buy dream loadouts! You could buy so many cosmetics with that money, you could buy rare weapons like the big kill or a golden wrench!

>>159529496
Something for your parents. Or just a night out with them + dinner

>>159530204
dude I'm pretty sure the golden wrench is worth more than 100$

>>159530756
My parents are dead, my dad died just last year

>>159530861
that's nice, my dad died 15 years ago

>>159530861
My condolences

Save it up for rent and food

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>join game
>already defending last on gorge
>be demo
>blu has a nest round the corner from the door
>crit pumpkin on the ground
>could help me take out heavy+med so i can focus on buildings
>one of the 6 brainless scouts on my team picks it up
>they rush around the corner and die immediately
>blu notices me
>ubers and pushes before I have a chance to react
>they win
>i need to queue up for 10 minutes to join another game

throwing a monoculus spell into a room full of engineers and sentries is pretty fun
I would recommend it

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If tf2g had a boxing group, what would it be called?

ounching faggots

>>159532983
Sweaty pseudo-rapists

pit of death aka , pubstomp soldier campout

>>159532983
Australium Gloves

why the hell is moonshine so much shit?

i want to mge feathers on arena 4 (featherses vag*na)

Is Demo an unpopular class?
His unusuals seem very cheap, like Heavys, and I don't see a lot of them in casual matchmaking. More than I see Heavys but not as much as the other classes

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>>159533482

>Be me
>Play poker night
>Have no fucking idea how to play poker
>Lose right away
>Try to read tutorial more, but its shit and gives nothing of substance
jee jee

>>159534505
>Receive cards
>Change the cards that look like they don't fit
>Pray to rng and be glad you're not playing the sequel

>>159534159
demo is popular, he just has a lot of crappy hats

>>159534505
you're trying to make the best possible hand of 5 cards from the two in your hand and the 5 community cards in the middle (leaving 2 unused). The poker hand rarities decide showdowns, but you want people to generally decide it's not worth their time to test you AFTER putting some of their money into the pot. Remember that whatever cards are in the community pot your opponents have access to as well, watch out for flushes (all 5 cards same suit), straights (5 cards in a row numerically), and doubles of any community card. If you see 3 cards out of 5 community of a single suit and you don't have the flush somebody else might, or might bluff that they do.

>>159535101
What do the buttons do? I've learned that folding is basically giving up, but I don't know anything else.

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Just unboxed these two in the same case.

>>159535632
nice
fuck you

>>159535632
>during the scream fortress event, all unusual items will come with a halloween 2016 effect
so if you wait until the event ends, will you get one of the old taunt effects?

>>159536047
yes

>>159536047
you also have half the chance of getting one, since the double drop rate ends as well.

>>159535474
well there's raise, which keeps you in the fight and raises the pot requirement for everybody to stay in, check, which is to stay in the match without adding a bet to the pile (usable only when nobody has bet yet this betting round), and fold which ends your involvement in the current hand, and your cards are discarded. The slider bar changes how much you're going to raise, and you can raise after somebody else raises (re-raise). Only do that if you're trying to put somebody out of the game on a very strong hand.

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epic

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>>159526396
what sucked is that this only really looked good on the medic

>>159537252
this is why you don't let people add you, lad

banners are fun as fuck to use
too bad soldier has the shittiest player stigma

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'member autobalance?

I 'member.

>>159539930
>Ping bars
>22/17 k/d
I expected better from you.

>>159540104
I'm still kinda rusty from not playing all summer.
That and 5 vs 10 to start with doesn't help.

>>159538461
i added him
no trade link

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>>159539930
oh I 'member

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Post your healers /tf2g/

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...merde..

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>>159542541

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>>159542541

>>159542612
I like you other beast med

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>>159542541

>>159543040
That reminds me of back to the future

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>>159542541

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Healing priority mini guide for Medic:

>Very High: Grand Pockets
Demoman, Heavy
Accuracy goes better for both if you can lead them closer, dps ramps up dashingly for Heavy at close quarters as well. Heavy can heal you and block sniper fire; while Demoman won't have to mind about positioning at all.
>Suggestion:
Stock works for both, remember to walk infront of them to soak up pushforce from Sentry. Kritzkrieg works great for Demoman, but not increasingly so for Heavy.
Even if they can cover fire well, remember you're the first contact with Spy.

>High: Sweepers/Hitters
Soldier, Scout
They are great sweepers for watching your back against Spy while you pocket another. Built for capping objective. Can have the priority over your usual pockets when you need to play offensively and need quick advances once enemy nest is down. They can't coverfire effectively, but their high mobility will get you out when you're cornered.
>Suggestion:
Stock beats all again. Kritzkrieg work retardedly well for Soldier at range against Engi nests or any target. Kritz goes well for Scout against meatshields like Demoman or Heavy.
QF only makes sense on Soldier with any banner type.

>Medium: Frontline
Engi, Pyro, Demoknight
Pyro can be valuable if you gonna lose height advantage or going through a narrow corridor. Engineer need overheal at first caps to build with a peace of mind. Demoknight can hunt spies as well.
>Suggestion:
Pocket Pyro as a 2nd opinion with stock medigun when your pocket is tackled before you can build up. Engineers may need desperate overheals when against über, but they can't stand long without Pyro's reflects or Demoknights meatshield. Vaccinator should work on all three.

>Low: Support
Sniper, Spy
"Low" doesn't mean you never heal those guys. Snipers are pretty useful at the late cap points, while Spy can be the second diver to Pyro.
>Suggestion:
Send overheal or healing bolts as you come across to spy-check.

>>159543586
Yes, that's what the shirt is based on.

>>159544414
join the 80's pornstar medic fashion

>>159545052
>Implying medics ever heal demomen

>join badlans server
>join losing team
>enemy team has almost taken last point
>go scout
>run to second point
>take it
>run over to mid
>meet 5 enemies
>kill two run out of there
>get to mid
>start capping it
>team comes up behind me
>run to second point
>team takes mid
>take second point
>run to last, kill a few players
>take last
>new game
>run to mid with another scout
>two soldiers there
>kill one, run away as enemy team arrives
>friendly team engages
>enemy team takes mid, almost take second
>run to mid, team comes behind me
>take mid as I run to second, take second
>run to last and take it
>GG

>scunts rush capping last

I know that's literally their job, but this pisses me off to the extreme

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Go ahead friends

>>159546079
>Not standing on the point
ur're fault
>>159546401
You got a-head of yourself

>>159546401
pinkie pie's dildo

>>159546401
Eyelander

>>159546401
sord

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>>159546897
ayy alright

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>>159546897
perfect

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>>159546897
noice

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>>159546897
memes

I just unboxed and got
>the shark hat (not gonna try with the name)
>the corpus christi cranium
>the wing mann
>the showstopper
I crave death.

>>159548596
>File no longer exists (404).

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>You have been banned from lobby #765800.

>>159546897
>>159547018
>>159547068
>>159547114
>>159547232
Can someone explain what the fuck?

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scam attempt gone wrong in the hood (18+)

>(18+)
oh

it's ok we can change that
(soon to be 18/18+)

*wipes tears*

>>159552545
yesterday I was added by a Strife impersonator, if his account was level 100 it might have been the same

>>159552765
OwO what's this?

see sonny boy
we don't hate you

>>159552801
this guy had a lvl 22 account AND had the fake lvl account added
and he was trade banned

:x

>>159552920
fake lvl 100*
he wasn't even trying

>>159552920
they are usually all trade banned trying to pull off a middleman scam or that they need it for a video

>sfm avatar
>trade.tf
>bad
>plays a non 6s cookiecutter class
like a checkbox

>>159553318
>profile filled with +rep epic player comments
>profile description has his superior last.fm playlist
>info box or whatever its called is filled with chat logs and epic inside jokes

>>159551127
It's a Homestuck thing. More specifically a reference to Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.

>>159553776
has a key binded to spam a lenny face whenever he gets a kill

>>159553776
>profile description has his superior last.fm playlist
Oh.

>>159554062
*is too shy to*

>>159554041
stops to actually write a shittalk

>>159554357
it's ok bro let it out

>>159554484
>bro
:x

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>>159554062
>Muse
>Fall out boy
>Panic! at the disco
>Arctic Monkeys shittier album

>>159554545
sorry

>>159555146
shut up faggot and mge me right now

>>159554062
http://www.last.fm/user/BasedViva

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>>159542541

>>159555146
let me guess it was half left or xenosbid?

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How do you fix Soldier mains?

How do you stay classy while playing TF2?

>>159556753
>Soldier health decreased from 200 to 175

>>159557025
wear the classy cosmetics and use voicecommand 0 2 after every kill

>>159556753
Stop being bad?

>>159557025
I sometimes listen to classy music

>>159558323
>tf2r.com

>>159556753
reduce max hp to 175

>>159558323
I'll take the Googlestache and metal. Anything you want in return?

>>159558563
nah, shoot me a message

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what type of backlash would go on if valve were to reduce the saturation of pink, gold, and lime paint, or even just remove them?

would the type of players who like those paints even be missed?

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viva i found ur reddit acc on /r/tf2
can i love you now

>>159558323
make a raffle friendo. It'd be a lot more fun than just giving it to this faggot >>159558563

>>159558907
Dedicated limescouts would have a shitfit
no

this guy has a very interesting take on the TF2 vs OW situation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hj1haLcdI0

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>>159542541
rate

>>159559007
why are you trying to get the attention of a complete shitter who contributes nothing but making others angry to the thread

>>159559225
>Errant Signal
good stuff

>>159559251
I like the mint

med*c is fat

>>159559225
I'm supposed to be socializing in game OwO

"me DIC!" -demoman

>>159559475

MEDICAL MAN - fat russian man with a big gun

why is no one posting in me thread - frenchy sneakman

what do you want me to say

where are all these trips coming from

dont make raffles while I go to sleep now

>>159560318
faggots

i want you to say poof

dotsy is a poofter

rude of you !cYFabtWYh

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>>159545052
Addendum(b):
>Mediguns
- Stock Medigun is best Medigun overall, especially on offense. You can swap from pocket to pocket when your awareness triggers.
- Kritz can be pretty badass on defense with a good sweeper, but mind about pocket swaps back to Demoman or Soldier if you ever got stuck.
- QF is shit but it's pretty useful at defense when you need to overheal multiple targets like between a turtling Engi and a Pyro, then a Scout by quickly swapping between them.
- Vaccinator is a toned down QF, you can counter stacked teams of Scout and Soldier with it. Falls short on destroying sentry unless you can keep range well.

>Syringe guns
- Crusader's Crossbow is the best syringe gun of all. You can annoy Snipers without a Pyro at your wing, heal jumping Soldier or Scouts in mid-air or spy-check without hesitation.
- No one likes Blutsauger. Only equip it when you're losing ground to defense also lacking a sweeper to engage Scout and Pyros. Crutch.
- Overdose got better but only useful if you need to drop your pocket in a Spy ambush to retreat with high über rating.

>Melee
- Über-saw is the best melee you can get on Medic as it fits every single Medigun
- Vita-saw is crutch and only instills stalemates. Can be good if you like to clutch at defense last cap.
- Amputator is only cool when you're losing ground again, and find yourself pitted against Pyro.

>Small tips on pockets
- Heavy is weak against airborne attacks, Demoman can answer those or at least move away but that leaves you vulnerable without a dedicated sweeper around.
- If you are desperate about quick über ratings, seek; Equ Soldiers, Zato Demomen, Bash Scouts or Scratcher Pyros.
- Count the kills that your pocket stacked and know when to retreat as they spawn together as a clump. Some combinations can overwhelm you if enemy team has a sense of organization. Your worries may end once you see the enemy Engi teleporter destroyed.

>finally get a pretty balanced game in casual
>people realize they're not gonna roll and leave

Get in here
http://tf2r.com/k1wmh1c.html

>>159561325
>nobody allowed to enter
make a new one, move all selections to the right.

>>159561469
fuck me. do i make it private or public

>>159561603
private

>>159561603
private

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>>159561325
>>159561603
like this ya dingdong

da
http://tf2r.com/kp0tohb.html

>>159559475
if he's fat, what the do you define as a "normal" build?

Sniper is fit

>>159562104
negged

Medic is lit

heavy is T H I C C

smissmas when?

>>159564769
when yur mum loses 150 lbs

>>159565065
but then she would die of malnutrition

>>159564769
right after pyro update 2019

>>159564769
Smissmas came
○December 17, 2015
○December 22, 2014
○December 20, 2013

>>159541248
>>159539930
its better the way it is now. playing against a team with more players is shit, but getting switched midgame is even worse

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reminder to turn off cosmetics
http://www.teamfortress.tv/35222/no-hats-mod

>>159568678
Hats give you free pocket meds though

>>159569436
read his post again idiot

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>>159568262
yeah, or getting switched when you do webm related

does matchmaking even prioritize games with unbalanced teams though, that 9v1 game didn't had anyone joining

>>159569884
>didn't had anyone joining

What do you want to see more of from /tf2g/?
Discussion about the game?
Jokes?
Art?

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menes

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>>159551127
>You use one of your BRO'S really shitty swords from the fridge and a printout of Hella Jeff to make a SORD.....

>This thing is so unspeakably shitty you are having a hard time even holding it.

>come ON

>>159570326
yeah, the tf2 community is full of bitches too scared to complain

>>159552545
woah

Whats the best wrench /tf2g/?
>>159570204
Shitty loadouts and cringe steam profiles.

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>moonshine contract
>cap the point
>sent to merasmus's private fucking island
>return
>enemy team caps the point
>sent to merasmus's private fucking island

FUCK OFF MERASMUS JUST GIVE EVERYONE CRITS OR SOME OTHER WEIRD ASS SHIT, I AM TIRED OF YOUR FUCKING ISLAND

>>159572247
man profiles are the best

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>>159572247
jag > gunslinger >>> southern hospitality > eureka effect >> stock

>>159572453
Is this a joke?

>>159572631
yes its a funny joke picture of torbjorn with the engineer's head over his

>>159572817
Oh. I didn't even look at your image.

>>159572247
Eureka, Stock or Hospitality

>>159572453
eureka at least works to fuck around with enemy spawns I would put it above sothern as most spies are obvious

How can i make the beta lightning mod work on the fucking regular queue and valve servers.
This game looks like absolute dogshit.

>>159573993
TF2 actually holds up pretty well for a game from 2007.

>>159574098
it does but beta lightning mod is miles better than regular game though.

>>159573993
>>159574265
whats this lightning that youre talking about
you mean the critical effect?

>>159575503
http://gamebanana.com/skins/119187
its similar to using mat_phong 0 makes everything look better. Google is your friend use it

>>159572453
eureka effect is underrated. i thought it would be useless if it cost metal to move around, but it doesn't. if your spawn is getting spy sapped, you can come back. if the end is sapped you can still teleport back. it is probably the fastest way to set up a base anywhere and best yet, if you are damaged you can teleport back to fucking spawn. its like a better bonk with no cooldown. though its only good in casual since thats the only time youll use it. hitting slower and getting less metal from external sources really is a tradeoff but it made the character interesting

>>159576037
that's lighting you dunce, not lightning

new sniper rifle

no sniper dot
-25 charge speed

>>159577289
Crutch for players who are too dumb to move their reticule 3mm over and obstacle
Also useless since you always know where snipers will be camping

How would you make Heavy great again?

delete him

>>159577863
supershotgun secondary

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please help i need opinions
even if they are wrong

i like the starduster

>>159578091
i think sniper is a fun class

>>159578091
first or third i think, but maybe a better hat than stock. even the trophy belt or something.

>>159572453
>placing jag that high

ever since it was made so that you needed one extra hit to remove sappers, you were absolutely fucked if a spy raided your nest

>>159578231
the stock hat is good and you're wrong

>>159578091
i think that no man's sky wasnt all that bad

>>159578091
Ketchup is fucking delicious

>>159578091
pepsi>coke

>>159578231
Stock hat is best sniper hat, though.

>>159577981
>FaN heavy
wouldn't even be too weird

>>159578091
third party candidates are our only hope

>>159578289
>placing your buildings close enough for a Spy to sap them all before you can react
you deserved it

>>159577863
separate shotgun and sandvich slot

i really really really like demoman pipes

>>159577012
Sorry senpai , my bad.

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r8

>>159578953
77/100

>>159578953
8/10

>tfw you can finally demopan

>>159578953
country chad/10

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>>159579208
>forgot image

>>159579208
>>159579420
gz


http://tf2r.com/krzjjxa.html

>>159579895
no you filthy fucking jew

>>159579420
who are you quoting?

>>159580165
>demodemopan

>>159580165
Hes using the meem arrows

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>>159580005

>>159580373
get the fuck away from my shades you haram pig shit

>>159580373
jojo is shit

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>>159580489
I'm.. just hosting a raffle for you

>>159580373
>Nipple zippers
that is thirty ways too lewd

>>159580617
Oh I never clicked the link sorry family

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>>159580659
You don't even know bro

>>159580725
So rude desu I'm just trying to be nice

>>159559007
Just saw this now

You didn't have to go to /r/tf2 to find my account. It's literally linked to on my Steam page

>>159580659
that is not where nipples are

go see a doctor if your nipples are there

>>159580859
hey viva love yourself

>>159581250
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GuuP0PipPy

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http://tf2r.com/kr26lt5.html

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https://tf2r.com/k61c6jy.html

>trying to get a brimstone contract
>40 minutes in MM and counting
>>159580889
With how long those zippers are, you can clearly expose his nopples

>>159581250
Always do. Always have

>All those raffles
neat
odds and i raffle a key
evens and i open a crate, then maybe raffle

>>159582368
if it's an unusual raffle it

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>>159582368
I'm running out of good crates

>>159582803
It goes

Guillotine

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>>159582803
Not bad
http:/tf2r.com/kuowfos.htmI

>>159580373
anime is shit

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>>159583572
say that to my face not online

http://tf2r.com/kabir5n.html

http://tf2r.com/k5nlma0.html

>>159583201
i want

>>159584570
>fake link
wow rude

>>159584945
lma0

>>159584945
it's been a while since i heard the error page music, so i'm enjoying it