FINAL FANTASY XIV general /xivg/

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hello

i hate you all.

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you fucks. you NON-LEGEND FUCKS! WHAT did i FUCKING SAY!!! STOP MAKING THESE FUCKING THREADS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!

i lveo you all

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Post art requests that aren't about your own characters faggots.

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>>159639141
I hate me too
>>159639180
Nope

>>159639130
Gayden post

>>159639141
aw

>>159639180
yay

>>159639238
i want to pump this

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>>159639219
It's not my own but it's my retainer, is that ok

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Hello.

I want a large slab of elk

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>>159639373
no

tfw always have to do something when i really just wanna get pumped
I miss being a neet...

>>159639520
Too bad you can't be a girl.

>>159639494
Darn

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>>159639438
give me some

>>159639403
>skype on the corner
cael are you turning into ippiki

>>159639413
i'll take two

>>159639301
Please do

>>159639552
Ew, girls.

>>159639617
>skype
discord
>cael
check filename

if i suck dick to just try it am i gay?

Are there any wands that don't like leafy twigs?
Are wands even ever worth using?
The biggest difference I can see is wand/shield being a tad better for PvP, but can the extra block really save you from being interrupted?

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>>159639687
idk lets find out

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>>159639219
DRAW VIVI MY NIGGA

>>159639710
Wands aren't really worth using and they kinda stop existing once you reach HW

>>159639769
pst

:dab:

>>159639798
>tfw this healy will never web you

>>159639798
How do you feel about Elk stalking you?

How does this game rate on the ICanCreateCuteWaifu-Scale?

>>159639934
3

>>159639912
I don't really

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PoTD can be accessed before Heavensward, right.

>>159640016
Yes

>>159639934
Well there's a race with scales, so take that as you will.

>>159639983
out of 10?

>>159639934
8/8

>>159639934
The characters you can create will look pretty good. Pretty high slut-capabilities.
The drawback is that there's actually very little face/physique customization compared to... anything, really. There are a lot of options to do not very much.

Can you make cute waifus? Yes.
Will they ever be unique? No.

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>>159639798
/pet

>>159639804
hes talking about pvp not pve dumblord

>>159640171
Read his post again

>>159640082
why did you break up with sugiscales

>>159640082
I want to kiss this cat on the nose!

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>>159639587
here you go

>>159640292
when were they even together

>>159640395
thanks bae

>>159640516
catdyke

post male au ra in seductive poses

>>159640668
boring

>>159640516
post pits

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>>159640845

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>>159640516
sun cat

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>>159640787

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At least they're not catbois.

>>159641080
GIVE THEM TO ME

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>publicly complain about 4chan and talk about the people on it all the time in a PvP discord

you're a dumbass Kanpan

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any yall niggas like feetsy weetsies.

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>>159640787

>>159641308
Jesus christ you're a god

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>>159641308
I forgot to save this one.

>>159639798
This cat is cute who are you?

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KUME 4 A NIGGA

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>>159641327
WHOA

>>159641327
Am I pregnant now? I don't think I'm ready for motherhood...
please respond

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>>159641015
night cat

Post latest drama and mysteries!!!

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>>159641327
more please

>>159641568
That's not how pregnancy works, Meria.

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>>159641565
>>159641650

if you say no homo is it still gay?

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>tfw you're a Leo in a thread full of Kefkas

Which c@s from Balmung would you cum inside?

>>159641641
Ippiki is trying to get rheia's sloppy seconds
*breathes in mic heavily*

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>>159641769
it isnt gay if the balls dont touch

>>159641641

Here >>159641583

>>159641747
>gay
stop that right now give me heterosexual au ra husbands you bastard

>>159641823
Touch what??

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>>159641583
>still no all race cat hempen turtleneck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE

>>159641641
I forced someone to lick up their semen in real life, now they're a tad butthurt at me.

>>159641650
This game needs a lot more good dragonboys...

LF: Cute and pure chocote to lovingly protect and pet and hug pst..

>Tfw cael hasn't been online in 2 days
I miss him

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>>159641868
eachother
if we were to have sex and my balls did not touch yours it is not gay
this is a fact

>>159641583
How do you feel about Seto ntring you for some random hussy he picked up out of nowhere?

>>159642003
calm down

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>>159641915
you're damn right
never enough over on gilgamesh

>my bank keeps upgrading my credit card account
why tho

>>159641823
>>159642006
Shut the fuck up

This is not Final Fantasy

Why is Shrek creeping on Abe?

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>>159642093
why are u singling me out u gay wank

>>159641796
hanna banana

>>159641583
>chainmail leggings
>plate legs
>armored arms
>hempen chest
>exposed head
I AM BEYOND MAD PUT ON FUCKING ARMOR WHERE IT FUCKING COUNTS (ALLOVER) YOU FUCKING COOKIE CUTTER KEK.

>>159641327
oh shit thats hot

>>159642003
hi meria

>>159641815
forty keks

>>159641796
Aika
Mute
Hannah
B'nhaka
Shana
Bad Manners

>>159642225
>>159642472
>zettai always talks about how much he likes hanna
>hanna cucks him at every chance
i feel sorry for him desu

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>>159642250
Sorry ill change..

POLLE
POLLE
POLLE

VOTE IN POLLE

http://www.strawpoll.me/11596086
http://www.strawpoll.me/11596086
http://www.strawpoll.me/11596086

>>159642014
DELETE THIS

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>>159642014
Please do not call him a hussy 'w'

>>159642816
>Soft ERPer in multiple harems
>not a hussy
lmao

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>>159642806
>Can't vote for both male elezen and male au ra

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>wake up
>materia I need are at the lowest price I've ever seen
Thanks Obama... ;_;7

>>159640789
<

>>159642975
UM BACK OFF???

URIANGER IS MINE

M I N E
I
N
E

>>159642472
Can someone rate these from Sluttiest to Least Slutty?

>>159642816
http://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/linkshell/25614222880751827/

>>159642790
good
remember you can wear armor and be fashionable

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>>159643059
I don't want him I'm so sorry
The book nerd is safe

>>159642975
Same....

>>159643067
>eu
Why am I not surprised

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>>159643067
That really makes you think.

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UH.
Something isn't quite right with this femelezen...

>>159642806
but all male characters are awful, anon

>>159642806
The only people who vote Roe have never played Roe.

>>159643065
massive
cute
semi
negative
huge
not really

>>159643067
>>159643225
LOL

>>159642806
>roe not the least popular
surprised

post ebin circlejerk linkshells

>>159643225
>we weren't erping he was afk I was just sitting there all that time too

>>159643298

>B'nhaka
>Bad manners
>not sluts
lel

>>159643247
i don't want to play roe but i can still appreciate them

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>>159643121
I couldnt find a helmet but is this ok..

>>159642816
How is he not? You two like never interacted and then all of a sudden youre a couple out of nowhere. If thats not sketchy I dont know what is.

How do I force myself to like this game? It feels tedious just to log in. Any of tou guys just wake up and go "oh boy time ro play some ff can't wait to do [thing]"?

Make me like the game.

>>159643482
Balmung in a nutshell.

Give it a few weeks.

>>159643225
gyoni is a huge slut and has collars from multiple people

>>159642773
what even are you talking about
stop this

>>159643482
Just like all the other couples here on balmung

>>159643420
neither of them have ERP'd or are in a grown man relationship

>>159643496
>Make me like the game.
no
unsub

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Xth for learning how to be a better crafter.

>>159643496
make friends, maybe join a static if you haven't already. how long have you been playing for?

>>159643564
you have no proof

>>159643708
now craft me a wedding ring

>>159643637
i came in bnhaka's ass just now, ama

>>159643760
Oh? Congrats! Who's the lucky individual?

>>159643712
It's impossible to make friends and I'm too embarrased to say how long I've been playing for.

>>159643572
everytime i talk to zettai now he talks about ebing you. its not fair you dont deserve him

>>159643457
Being a MaleRoe is the worst experience you can have in this game.

Hi, I need Ravana EX for WT.
Aether, 0/1/2. Please help.
Queued English only.

>>159643496
Nothing about this game is good. Just log in once every ~4 months for like a week to experience the new attractions. It's not worth it otherwise. None of the grinds are rewarding. None of the raiding is prestigious. None of the systems sustainable.

>>159642472
>Aika
Likes cuckolding
>Mute
Likes being talked down to and berated
>Hannah
Likes Creampie
>B'nhaka
Likes strangulation
>Shana
Likes cucking
>Bad Manners
Likes crossdressing

>>159643970
why?

>>159643985
;_;

>>159644025
do more ebins

i need this

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c@ boy feet...

>>159643838
How many pumps

>>159644173
1

>>159644034
Until you hit 60 there's not a single piece of good looking gear and your animations make Male Elezen look good.

>>159643859
____YOU____

>>159644160
give me a list and I will

lala thighpussy

>>159644025
Seems accurate.

>>159644297
hello yes 'w'

>>159644227
Everyone in ultrash

>>159644246
Awena
Lei
Koata
Elk
Stratos
Sugi
Panda
Shyvana

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>>159644227
Oh.

>>159644246
spuki bugi
meria athera
rio zaruba
zettai ryoki
serys rudine
harke m'haura

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>>159643946
o-oh
>>159644025
>Creampie
gross as heck

>>159644405
Creampie is GREAT.

The ebin levels have reached their maximum capacity, I must retreat for now.

I shall return, /xivg/

>>159644405
you were birthed from a ceampie you autist

I wish this game would kill WoW. Do you guys think the new can do it? Or maybe one of the new mmos like revelation?

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I know you worked hard this week, Anonymous. Please keep doing your best, and it'll all pay off.

>>159644246
Flat
Seihai
Sugi
Moni
Seto
Lei
Shyv

>>159644615
is that a fucking tranny?

>>159644167
pls no

Which ebins are into feet?

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>>159644530
no I was grown in a petri dish

Needs one more tank for Ravana EX Aether English.
Thank you.

>>159644825
p much all of them

Is there like.. an up-to-date 'definitive' black mage guide out there? I'm mostly having trouble with my opener I think.. The rotation seems simple at its core, but the little potential nuances and optimizations (like when to completely refresh enochian under ideal circumstances) or whatever are eluding me at the moment. ;_;

I'd let someone creampie me for a new PC.

>>159645007
meria no

>>159644983
Google "ffxiv black mage back in black"

>>159644215
>tfw anon cums after 1 pump
wao

>>159645007
same

>>159645076
Thank you!

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>>159645051

phone steady chirpin hit the road speed racin ay

>>159645207
nigga nobody has used a nextel since 2006

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I hope so. I just dismissed Cecily while trying to find a recruit from PvP. Now I realize Cecily is also from PvP and she's back in the pool of potential recruits.

>>159645305
You're insane.

>>159644983
sharp > fire 1 > eno + ley lines > firestarter > raging > f4 x 3 > fire 1 > (swift if you won't need to move) f4 convert f4 x2 > b3 > t1 > b4

That's without pot

>>159645305
can you please spoiler that ugly thing?
this is a blue board

>>159642773
like i literally have never seen zettai even mention anything about hanna in public, if i didn't know hanna i wouldn't even know they were dating

she sure does like making her stuff about greencat public tho

really makes u think

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>>159645305
fuck off you creeper

>>159645442
>Zettai and Hanna are dating
Looks like I accidentally cucked Hanna. Sorry, I didn't know!

post filters

>>159645305
Get a tripcode

so many shots neighbor looked at the calendar thought it was 4th of july

>tfw bought a 60% memeboard
>instantly regretted it now that i resubbed since no F keys
Fuck I love this thing but the lack of buttons for this game is bumming me out

>unpumped

>>159645935
Probably for good reason

When will Ippiki get a girlfriend?

>>159645970
probably yeah

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>>159645586
I fucking hate Shrek I wish he'd just fuck off forever.

>>159645586
Is there an imgur of all these yet

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>>159645367
I thought I was a Pisces.

>>159645981
he's working on zan atm, so maybe within the week

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>>159645412
Thanks, gamemaster.

>>159645305
Post a pic of this amazing Aphrodite flexing please.

>>159646164
http://imgur.com/a/2ZqLG

>>159646220
Zan?

I want to listen to Hanna moan lewd things to me with his cute voice

>>159645824
BM......

>>159646263
Why would Shrek do this?

>>159646301
rheia's ex gf
recently tried to worm her way into ultrash but stratos kicked her out before much could happen

>>159646349
He didn't.

>>159644702
I hope so

>>159646312
what

>>159646349
Mental disorder.

>>159646356
>Gets her claws on Naka
>gets invited to Ultrash
>someone kicks her
>throws a shitfit and blames Abe
>Abe gets his star taken away in the LS
>Stratos comes back
>Realizes Zan's in the LS
>kicks her for good and gives Abe his star back

>>159646356
Any IRL pics of her?
I want to see if she's worth my time.

>>159645412
It's Sharp>leylines>fire 1>RS>Eno>firestarter

>>159646349
Because Shrek is insane.

>>159646428
naka is such a thristlord lmao

>>159646521
>30yo neet
what do you expect

>>159646349
I don't think Shrek did it, but he surely ERPs and gets around with ebins across many different servers. Just ask him about his "photoshoots" and the folders he keeps on various people "he likes the look of". Dude is unhinged

>>159646428
Pushed that bitch outta the piece like a shopping cart.

I want to kiss Abe's feet.

>>159646561
>30yo
there is no way dat boi is older than me

just how old is everyone?

>>159646594
he just creepshots people
if he erped it would be less creepy cause then you'd know why he does it

>>159646213
You'd better not be

>>159646594
I'm almost positive shrek does this because he's fucking nuts on Gilga he did the weirdest shit man

he also said he wrote "fapfics" about ebins too.

Guy is fucking NUTS

>>159646727
he's 26

>>159646428
>tfw will never get past the bouncer and into ultrash

>>159646768
>tfw nobody writes fapfics about you

>>159646727
Hark is a 30 year old grandpa as well

>>159646437
she's a fat mouthbreather
but she won't date anyone who she can't treat like a doormat so ippiki is perfect for her

>>159646428
tfw i thought we were finally rid of her and she comes back to gilg after being kicked

>>159646437
average/chubby looks, personality of a wet cloth, is bad at the game and always thinks she's right

>>159646561
Eharima is on XIV too?

>>159646465
My opener is without pot and you are losing uptime on ley lines time if you use it prepull

>>159646727
He's not 30, he's like 26 or 27

>>159646747
Are you dumb? Shattered Sun has the same posting type + resolution. The same agenda in thread too. Only appears when Sha isn't here. Shattered Sun surely ERPs because I've seen friends in the same room with him.

>>159646816
>>159646827
Can show pics? Chubby doesn't mean outright ugly unless she's really fucking fat.

>>159646907
>Chubby doesn't mean outright ugly
ahahaahahahahaha

>>159646303
Welp time to kill myself I guess

>>159646349
because shrek is fucking weird as hell and has like 100 alts and thirsts for "drama" in every ebin circle.

>>159646727
>>159646773
>>159646807
>>159646873


What are some confirmed ebin ages?

>first interaction with someone on Balmung is someone saying "Marry me. I have cupcakes."
Is this normal?

>>159647080
invite to eb please

>>159647032
cg 19
meria 22
hark 31
spuki 22
godspeed 46

why do people try to date here
are being losers your common interests lol

>>159647080
yes, this is how everyone greets each other here

>>159647136
tfw 21

>>159647143
because we're lonely losers

>>159647136
>meria 22
>spuki 22
{Hmm...}

>>159647080
no usually it's "I have a horse cock"

>>159647136
What about height? know mer's a 5'0 skeleton but who are the manlets and who is over 6'0 so I know who to date

>>159647305
Ippiki is 6'4

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>>159647143
lol gottemmmmmmmmmm

>>159647143
I just want to ERP. :(

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>>159647143
The lonely bone gets tickled something fierce.

>Make new Twitch since I disabled old one when I moved to Hitbox eons ago.
>View count never updates.
What is this, ree.

>>159647232
kume

Ultrash infiltrator here, give me the oven and I'll cook the turkey.

>>159647305
cg is 5'10
>>159647351
5'11

>>159647351
No he's under 6'0
source: am 6'1 and he was way shorter when met IRL

>>159647384
Ayy my nigga how's Valvey's feetsie weetsies.

>>159647408
stratos

>>159647032
Most are 20-24. A few are a little older

>>159646239
Playing Overwatch at the mo'.

>>159647413
>>159647471
Wrong. Ippiki is 6'4. You guys just don't have good lighting.

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>>159647408

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>>159647351
>6'4

>>159647525
>Wrong
>good lighting
Go home, Ippiki.
>>159647573
He's not, he's even posted his lied about height ID in the thread.

>>159647408
Awena Marette

>>159647573
>this thirsty male orbiter is still around

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>>159647476
1.

Should ask him how mine are.

But on a real note him and I barely talk, I just like laughing at his silly decisions.

I'm 6'3, am I dateable?

>>159647538
From the the thumbnail I thought this was the PlayOnline client

>>159647471
>meeting Ippiki in real life
Where did he touch you

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>>159647305
>tfw 6'
fuck...

>>159647525
Ippiki is not balding. He is very attractive and extremely successful with women.
His jawline is strong. He does not look like a neanderthal with urgent bathroom needs. Aryan wet dream.

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>5'10
oh...

>Haha guys guys what if we said that Ippiki is a manlet?
>Hahaha great joke my fellow Ultrash member of the manvagina variety
Stop embarrassing yourself.
>>159647606
>lied
Ippiki is 6'4. All that grown man dating has ruined your eyes.

You people never change. I'm killing myself now.
*comes back 73 days later*
I've changed.
I'm out of that business.
Thanks for reminding me. I need to let one of my toys out of their cage.

>>159642080
Post butt

>>159647478
Currently playing FFXI with his new boyfriend.

>>159647617
Had an argument with Naka recently.

>>159647632
Yes

>>159647703
Are you a cute girl?

>people so insecure they still make fun of ippiki's hairline
>the same people will be too insecure to ignore this and ultimately respond calling me ippiki

>>159647731
I'm done, Valvey.

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>>159647305
i'm 5'7...

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>>159647703
You wanna talk shit about being 5'10? I'll see you in the dueling circle (square) my guy.

>>159647305
>5'0
holy shit she's tiny
can't date someone that small if you're over 6'0

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>>159647680
Good one anon.

>>159647835
Spooger boog nooo

>>159647748
Make me.

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Post how tall you are and how much you weight

6'2 130lbs

>>159647715
>Ippiki comes online
>these posts start showing up
Lol no
Black Steve of all people called you out and said you were considerably shorter than him
At best now you're lying about your height, at worst you're a manlet
Don't you have some landwhales to be thirsting after

>>159647835
Can I carry you on my arms like a princess?

Who are the hottest sluts in Ultrash?

post perfectly pliable midlanders prepped for pumping

>>159647856
>>159647305
>tfw 5'1
(´･ω･`)

>>159647835
Hello leprechaun.

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>>159639148
dont post my meme ever again

>[18:04[Ippiki Atros seats himself at the bar, the familiar wood of the stool beneath him calming his nerves. A single glance at Momodi is all she needs to bring him the regular, a triple rum and rolanberry juice occktail, hold the rolanberry juice. He downs the drink in a single swallow and an expectant look at Momodi has her mixing another. It had been a long day selling his guardian services, and he needed more than a single drink to unwind from it.
What the fuck is going on?

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>>159647403
who's that?

>>159647835
i'm 5'8 = w =

>>159647953
ben's fuckable toes.

>>159647953
Ultrash doesn't have any hot sluts, just tired blown out holes

>>159647770
What class and race do I need to be to get a date?

>>159647929
>Bars are known for having good lighting
OK
>Don't you have some landwhales to be thirsting after

>Heterosexual man flirting with a heterosexual woman is pathetic now
This is so Balmung it hurts.

>>159648015
Shut up cuntboy. It's my meme now.

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>>159648021

>>159648015
Hey Algy, can I kiss you?

>>159648064
>It's bad lighting. I wasn't shorter than this 6'1 guy
>I'm actually a few inches taller
lol

>>159648021
Elk being an ebin, report.

>>159647856
RIP Merias Godspeed dating dreams

Is Excal the secret manslut congregation?

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>>159647136
close, i'm 30, not 31
i don't turn 31 until january
i'm 6'3", make good money
does anyone want to watch twin peaks or get an SSS rating in zone of the enders 2nd runner
pst

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>>159647731
2.

It was 72 days. Please keep an accurate record if you're going to shit-post.

And yeah, I couldn't resist getting back into the game and making more from bigger fish on FL. But I keep that separate from everything else and have started to built more meaningful interpersonal relations with people for once.

"Friends".

>>159648295
i don't think so unless slutty bugi transfered

>>159648316
yeah but you're fat as fuck

What is the obsession with 6'+?

I've dated someone 6'4" (I'm 5'6") and it was fucking annoying desu

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>>159647902
i'm sorry i'll wear stilts

>>159647939
yeah that sounds cute as heck

>>159648014
no!! leprechauns are supposed to have to have red hair, i can't qualify i'm sorry

>>159648024
short bois ww@

>>159648145
Why am I laughing so hard at this?

>>159648316
Can you buy me a new PC for your birthday?

>>159648443
manlet post

>>159648258
>not wanting a petite short gf to fling around
pleb

>>159648519
>man
Nope sorry anon

>>159648207
>He doesn't know how the lighting can change the size of objects
Plus, you have no proof that Wes was serious.

>>159647641
Left cat looks really cool

>>159646892
>search comment say's "voluptuous and virile"
Really makes you think.

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>>159648449
Im 5'6 'w'

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>>159648134
no its mine

>>159648443
Obviously there's some truth to people preferring taller partners but the whole "if not 6'4" then manlet" thing is just a meme. It's the same as ragging on people for an 85th percentile parse or calling someone shit because they took more than a lockout to clear X or Y

>>159648602
Do you have skype, fraulein? I have several midan greatswords.

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>>159648015
nice fake mask of aiming

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>>159647751
Argument about what...

>>159648664
Do you think Shattered Sun likes to get creampied by futas? =w=

>>159647835
>5'7
does meria make you feel tall

>>159648743
Very funny, Ippiki already knows how to reach me

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>>159648420
>fat as fuck
anon please i'm def not skinny but fat as fuck is a definitely a stretch, please contain yourself
>>159648493
nO

>>159648449
i'm insecure about my height please don't call me short ever again

>>159648758
I heard he traded your plane tickets for Sydney Pride Week for crystal meth

why is gay the way?

>>159648867
well yeah, you're both midgets.