FINAL FANTASY XIV general /xivg/

Hey hey hey, no males okay?

lala thighpussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfPC6bfiwzI

>>159660891
*pulls out gun*
post male au ra and male elezen right now kiddo

Hey hey hey, no female characters played by males. Okay?

>>159660918
it's my night off tonight, wanna use mine?
oh wait, maintenance
that's too bad...

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I want to marry an elezen~!

>>159660872
You know you can have sex as a virgin and not bleed, right?

>>159661112
Those are elves anon. Elezen look nothing like that.

>>159660891
Hey, no faggots okay?

>>159661151

Yes, which is also something that bothers me when people in ERP put so much focus on bleeding from first time intercourse.

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good night xiv if im lucky i wont wake up

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>>159661296
same
see u on the other side friend

>>159661112
>wanting to marry a hideous giraffe freak

>>159661017
What about male (female) characters?

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>>159660891

>>159661293
It just speaks of ignorance, you're not supposed to bleed when you have sex even if it's the first time. The hymen isn't a membrane that covers your hole, it's just skin that can be stretched. You just gotta be careful. It annoys me to no end when people are like "don't bleed too much nya".

>>159661403
t. someone who has never had sex and gets all their information from the internet

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>>159661378
Haha, y-yeah who would wanna do that, right...

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Looking to score some smack, PST.

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knight of isghard seeking people who want to play the game, maybe ex and levelling roulette???

the stupid fishface is not invited, dw

Miqote looking for ERP

PST

>>159660918
THICCNESS MUST BE PURGED

>>159661393
What about them? Bleeding from orifices during intercourse is not ok regardless of gender, or hole. Unless it's periodblood it means walls tearing and pain.

>>159661154
You're the same guy who uses DA Dark Dance while Blood Price is up instead of waiting until BP falls off, and then whines that DRK "has no synergy", aren't you?

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>kinda want to fanta to one of the two on the right
>love my current look too much (left)
>don't wanna put them as retainers
Is this what they call "suffering".
I'm scared if I take the plunge I'll become a fanta addict who only lives for their next gimmick.

>>159661584
send me a tell, Rheia Etsaetal

>>159661689
All of these are not good.

>>159661689
they're both pretty hideous to be honest my man

>>159661689
> those eyebrows
please no no no no
your current hyur is great and actually unique

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>>159661378
>>159661112
Some of us like said giraffe freaks tyvm.

>>159661689
those are all trash

>>159661689
>boring generic badass man
>ugly trap
>ugly tranny
lol

>>159661558
If the woman is aroused enough she relaxes and is lubricated enough for the hymen to stretch without bleeding. It's not "skin" but it's not "broken" on first penetration just stretched.
source: vagina owner

>can't even visit /vg/ without being reminded that my cock was mutilated at birth
I just want to die at this point. I've never been this depressed in my life, and it's not like I was ever particularly happy

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>>159661738
Don't do that.
>>159661689
Is the middle one supposed to be Rock Lee.

>>159661797
No wonder you look like you're about to kill yourself.

>>159661862
Imagine all the fun your foreskin has been having all these years since they relieved it of having to be attached to a useless flap of skin like you.

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>>159661378
They're cute. I would absolutely love to.

>>159661689
>that elezen
kiss me ziggy stardust take me away I'm ready
I love him

>>159661154
>>159661676

It baffles me how some DRK can't wait until the stun effects from Holyspam run out to activate BP. It's like 10 seconds of Holybomb before the mob becomes immune to stun.

>>159661838
Seconding this.

>>159662021
What do you think of Elk stalking you for months?

>>159662021
What a cute healy...

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>>159661393
Always allowed.

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I am useless

>>159662130
sane

>>159662020
>activate BP

>>159661689
>that hyur
I can't wait for SAM.

>>159662130
That's not true. I can figure out a use for you.

>>159662209
i meant same

>>159662020
what's a bp?

>>159661754
>>159661758
>>159661772
>>159661802
>>159661993
Thanks for the input.

>>159661832
t. femcat/lizard no.10845

>>159661906
Nope.

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>>159661000
mommy elzn

>>159662224

Fuck you I didn't mean that you degenerate shit

>>159662368

{Blood Price}

>>159662323
a punching bag maybe

>>159661971
(Savage)

>>159662020
For some reason certain classes just seem to be overwhelmingly populated by people who can't think even a little bit.

Like how 95% of the Ninjas you run into in the DF will do only single-target attacks even on like a 6-10 enemy pull, most Dark Knights you run into will start popping cooldowns in the most obviously counterproductive way possible, and then act flummoxed when it turns out that they don't work as well as they'd like.

>>159662557
I am a fledgling DRK, please explain what you mean.

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my dog just died

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>>159662130
You'll find a purpose in life.
Like Shield Bash.

>>159662606
Popping Dark Mind for physical enemies, or Dark Dance for magical ones, running out of MP because they're not using cooldowns to drop Grit and activate Blood Weapon, or just not having enough MP in general.

DRK's best AoE mitigation is their selfhealing, which takes a bit of practice and skill.

>>159662615
get a c@ next time.
i'm sorry.

>>159662397
hey I ordered daddy elezen you bastard I can't dip this in ketchup

>>159661974
>they will never have those proportions in game
you might as well off yourself m8

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>>159661630

>>159661906
No its rheia Etsaetal

>>159662387
They're interesting character designs, but they're all ugly.

>skill
There's that word again.

>>159662397
>tfw no cute motherly elezen who will bury your face into her oppai tits
Might as well just die now familia.

>>159662606
Basically just "Don't use Blood Price when something is going on that's going to reduce the number of hits you take".

If a WHM is spamming Holy, enemies are going to be stunned for most of a good 8-10 seconds or so, so wait until they're stun-immune before you use it.

If you want to use Dark Arts with Dark Dance for the evasion effect (which is questionable to begin with but hey, your sub your rules), then wait until after Blood Price is gone before you pop it, so that those dodges aren't costing you MP.

If you have a brain, then both of these things probably sound obvious and stupid, but there's legitimately a pretty big portion of the FFXIV userbase that thinks "Dark Knight is a poorly designed class because DA Dark Dance makes me miss MP from Blood Price" and "Dark Knight works poorly with WHM healers because your Blood Price always gets wasted by their Holy stuns".

>>159662606

When tanking trash mob (unless there's a WHM in the party) You activate BP and spam AoE. When BP effect is over, you DA+DD which gives you evasion, mitigating a lot of damage that way. You can also do a DA+DP to blind the enemy, for more mitigation. Once those effects are gone, BP should be up again.

Your MP bar should always be between 30-70%. Dipping below 30% means you always have enough for a DA+DM for a tankbuster, or reactivating Grit.

>>159662615
rest in peace doggo

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>>159662557
>Ninjas you run into in the DF will do only single-target attacks even on like a 6-10 enemy pull
oh yeah i hecking love this my guy

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>>159662931
I know that feel.
Not to mention elezen are rare as fuck and when I do see one, they are rocking some sort of tribal inverted color mess makeup

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Now taking applications for my BF with only a few requirements
1. Cannot be a lalafell or roe, no exceptions. IRL gender is irrelevant.
2. Not be shit at the game.
3. Be on Balmung.
4. Not be insufferable to talk to because that's my job.
5. Actually play the game. Don't just do your expert or be a raidlogger, actually play the game with me.

Thanks I hope I get lots of apps and find a fun person

>>159662615
can you die next?

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>>159662847
I wouldn't know since I've forgotten what he looks like.

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hey guys i finally found a good glamour
i can go back to sleep

>>159663176
make your own memes you swedish cuck

>>159663209
sugi post

>>159663176
guffy drinking selzh's piss again lol

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>>159663164
Elezen appreciation thread?

>>159663268
i'll be the judge of that

>>159663276
sorry I forgot to dye my poncho blue

>>159663076
>Dipping below 30% means you always have enough for a DA+DM for...

Damn it, I meant you won't have enough.

>>159663357
come find me

>>159662075
D-dang. Months?

>>159663412
>doesn't even know where the meme comes from

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>>159662706
>about to do RoH/RA/GB
>mob readies attack
>only have time for one GCD
every time

>>159662867
I value interesting designs over "pretty" ones, so that's a compliment.

>>159663412
you're a poorfag with the ramie though

>>159662992
To be fair, I can understand how players can stay pretty bad for a long time. The game doesn't feel like it forces you get good much.
Then again, I'm still level 55 on my first job.
But doing what I assume are this game's equivalent of raids isn't very challenging at all. It might be gear power creep or that the jump from regular to not-heroic is much bigger, but unless someone's actually being pants-on-head retarded the runs always end up pretty smooth with minimal effort.

It doesn't help that duty roulette always sticks me in level 20ish dungeons, so it's not always easy to practice getting good with all the tools at my disposal.
The last few levels I actually completely forgot a few of my skills exist because they have no use solo and every party I'm in takes it away from me during sync.

Doesn't excuse being a shitty player, but it sure doesn't make it easier to git gud.

>>159661112
What's this artist's name? I completely forgot, but I've seen a bunch of these pictures before

>>159662021
Why do you think these overprocessed screenshots look good?

>>159663176
Sorry I only date people that don't get kicked from rareX for being terrible at video games

>>159663548
If it's a trash mob, chances are you can just eat the hit or dodge it and finish your combo. The game needs more bosses that can be stun/silenced.

>>159663548
It is, but you're not going to get positive feedback from here.

Honestly, my favorite is the guy to the far left, he looks the most interesting. Middle woman is dull.

>>159663176
Do you like miqote...

>AST keeps trying to DPS Charibert to burn through the second half (I don't notice because I haven't played healer before and am in no authority to judge)
>he can't keep heals up while doing this
>BRD is a retard who dodges horses while simultaneous running towards his chain partner
>wipe thrice because the AST can't keep up and the tank dies
>call BRD out on his shit
>BRD goes offline to dodge miss penalty
>get a SMN replacement
>wipe because the AST still can't handle it
>the SMN finally notices the AST spending too much time DPSing with Gravity
>AST leaves from discouragement before the SMN can tell him what's wrong
>get a WHM replacement
>he dies to horses
the ride never ends

>>159662706
>that tiny ass shield
Ive eaten pizzas bigger

>>159663687
Well at least it doesn't look super dull and washed out like the actual game.

>>159663729
so are your dating options restricted to rarex players? damn dude that must be rough

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Will the owner of this LZN please post the full size of the first and fifth images, they are very pretty. thank you

>>159662615
I'm really sorry to hear that, hope you're holding up okay

how trivialized is the pre-HW content?
I'm pretty close to starting HW now and basically everything has been easy as fuck except for titan which still isn't too hard

>>159663932
ippiki post

>>159663827
I'm sure you have, fat fuck.

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who is this potato

>>159663982
I will fucking destroy your asshole if you call me ippiki again.

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>>159663342
posting retainer

>>159663980
Titan EX and maybe the Coil raids are probably the only thing from that patch that's still hard

>>159663980
Everything is easy

If you're looking for challenge you've come to the wrong game

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>Elezens
Urge to abduct and kidnap rising.

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>>159664093
Look at this retainer.

lf cool dudes to play this video game with on balmung

>>159664093
>that damaged good stare

>>159664125
how's it goin greenie

>>159663980
Dungeons are always easy. Alliance raids are always easy. Hard mode trials are always easy. Extreme mode can be a bit challenging.
The raid is the most challenging it can get.

Literally nothing of it is actually relevant though.

>>159664036
ippiki

>>159664093
Can I marry your retainer?

>>159664125
please stay away from my elezen

>>159663889
Someday godspeed will love me back ok

>>159664145
PST The Bench

>>159663887
It's true but the lighting is so off

I understand making everything more vibrant but the presets a lof of people use have weird lighting

Like her right arm looks bruised and her left arm is completely washed out not to mention her face

>>159664036
Ippiki please.

>>159664125
Dont you have some Abe art to post in this thread?

>>159664007
grandaughter of galuf, grille

>>159664007
Krile Mayer Baldesion

>>159664220
You. Me. Outside the Quicksand. Now.

>>159663827
I wanted a buckler for dueling and it's the Odin one.
What more could I possibly ask for?

>>159664338
nyo

>>159664269
You're not even online right now, am I being memed on?

Vaporwave ebins

is Speed Weed an acceptable Hellsguard Roe name

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>>159664314
I don't like cats, only a very few I do. Aika is amongst them.

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>>159664231
No? It's not even my char, just an imitation

>>159663980
Everything that's required to get you through the game's story has always been trivial, with or without HW.

Doing pre-HW stuff at level 60 instead of synced to 50 is just as trivial.

If you were to do the challenging level 50 stuff with level sync on (spoiler alert: you won't, because nobody does), it would be "easy" because you'd automatically be synced down to the equivalent of maximized gear from the final raid tier of ARR, but you'd still have to pay attention and probably learn things.

If you somehow managed to find eight people willing to do that content at level 50 with the minimum iLevel sync, it would probably end up being fairly difficult.

>>159663998
gotta keep my energy up while Im fuggin your waifu

>>159664145
Just ask in the linkshell

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>>159663932
Ahh this guy, hes a cool/chill dude

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you fucks. you NON-LEGEND FUCKS! WHAT did i FUCKING SAY!!! STOP MAKING THESE FUCKING THREADS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!

>>159664492
No.
It should be <Adjective> <Noun>

>>159664548
I don't have a waifu, kid.

>>159664525
Get a tripcode Sha'essiin.

>>159664525
youre disgusting
you should apologize to abe for the gross shit youre doing

>>159664706
>>159664314
>le one guy

>>159664571
go mancat/manra

>>159664660
sure you do, by the way don't eat with your right hand.

>>159664541
>girl you lusted after's character
>Half naked
>Feet
And people think you're better than grown man who erp pissing on each other LOL

>>159664125
Geez, where were you at the end of last thread? Now it's too late...

>>159664892
I eat with my left. The right one is always on my Katana. I don't have a waifu, but I have honor. You insisting that I have a waifu when I told you I don't means you're calling me a liar.

Are you calling me a liar?

>you will never find out if shrekroe is just extremely dedicated to their shitposting or is genuinely creepy

>>159664541
It's okay, I don't mind.

>>159664545
>tfw missed out on a lot of content
Are there any fun fights that would actually be worth finding people to do them synced with?

>>159663565
it's dyed jet black you mongoloid

>>159664816
Fuck off Shrek.

>>159665128
It's both. He's not a big league creep, afaik. Like I don't think he's going to stalk you out of game or anything. He will absolutely take upskirt pics of your character while you're afk and whisper you weird shit though.

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>>159664848
If you ask me ingame, perhaps.
I tend to only listen to friends requests really

>shrek is so insanely creepy even mado told him to fuck off

>>159665198
Some of that old shit is really fun and challenging at minimum ilvl. Unfortunately you pretty much have to pay people to do minimum ilvl hard fights. I know in a couple of my linkshells people will occasionally do them at the very tail end of a content cycle when we've farmed raid drops for our 10 alt jobs but most of the time there's less than zero interest in them. This is a theme park game and most people aren't gonna step off the treadmill in the middle of a patch.

whose worse
>shrek
>paks
place yer bets

>>159665429
That's it Ultrash. Defend your "Abe."

>>159665531
Shrek is worse, 100%

Paks at least fucked off.

>>159665531
Nobody knows or cares who those people are

>>159665531
Paks, easily

>>159665531
Paks didn't make art of other people with weird fetish shit.

But Paks did throw tantrums and posted logs if someone didn't do something he wanted.

>>159664125
>>159664706
not shrek btw
he posts only with fresh pics and never reuses any

And they fell right for my trap.

Call me Ippiki next.

whats the sexiest beast tribe

>>159665770
Moogles

>>159665758
ippiki

>>159665758
ippiki post

>>159665682
Paks also gives people mal/spyware

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>>159664624
poses legendarily

>>159665682
*gives you a keylogger*
How dare you call me names on the internet...

>>159665512
Which ones nigger
I'm playing with another new friend so it might not be too hard for us to scrape together some low level groups

>>159665903
*twists your nipples*
that's what you get
gramps

>>159665962
>tfw boy
>tfw incredibly sensitive nipples

>>159665903
that is not a legendary pose

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butt

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>Forgot I had to take Archer to 15 for BLM.
Time to drink.

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>>159665531

>>159665198
I would really like to say yes, because there were actually a lot of really solid fights in ARR, but I'm really not exaggerating when I say that it would be basically impossible to find people willing to run them at minimum sync. You'd have to either find people who already know the fights like the back of their hand (which means that they've really got no real reason to go back and do them unsynced) or you'd have to find people willing to team up with you to go at them blind (which would mean essentially going in and doing early progression except without any reward other than the experience). It's just almost certainly not going to happen.

In the event that you actually did, though, then there are a ton of worthwhile fights. Everything from T5 through T13 still more or less holds up except for T7 (which got nerfed too hard to be fun), and almost every Extreme primal is good (the worst are probably Shiva, Garuda, and Ifrit, none of which are so bad as to be a hard pass).

>>159665823
Not him, but I actually can't stand the moogles in this game.
I know they're the traditional FF moogle design, but they do NOT translate well into high quality 3D designs.
I think that's one of the reasons I'd prefer Ivalice moogles in this game, the current moogles in ARR are fucking deformed fetus monsters that they're trying to pass off as cute and I just want to send them all back to the literal depths of the hells they crawled out of.

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>>159665962
be kind to your elders we are full of wisdom

>>159666079
i had to censor myself

>>159666093
i recognize that scar.

>>159666264
uh, no you don't

>>159665743
Fuck off Shrek.

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who the FUCK are these faggots

>>159666373
hi colin

>>159665924
This person answered well >>159666191

>>159665531
is there actual proof shrek made that art? until i see that paks is worse. he tried to send a keylogger to people on discord.

>>159666435
loins thirster
token elezen
faggot from trailers
tricksy bitch
make a wish foundation tank

>>159666435
it literally says in your screenshot moron

>>159666129
why, is there something wrong with ARC?

>>159666435
some jobbers

>>159666539
I want the token elezen to be my mysterious stoic boyfriend...

>>159666539
it's not the same midlander as the one in the trailers

>>159666129
You have to take it to 34 actually have fun

>>159666602
yeah it is

>>159666624
I had more fun leveling lancer

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>>159666558
No, I'm just lazy.
>>159666624
Oh shit, STOP. I haven't leveled in so long I forgot about cross-class.

>>159666627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAobb8_SzHY
>warrior of darkness goes back to his own world
>for some reason he is shown in the teaser for the next expansion
what

>>159666493
Who else would take the time to get a picture of one of his thousand alts sucking off the toes of a cat he creepshots constantly? Let's be fucking serious.

I'd say Paks is still worse though. Holy shit I hope he stays fucking GONE.

>>159666602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39j5v8jlndM

any master Weavers here want to help out anon here
just need someone to craft the strongest rope available so I can kill myself without the rope breaking

>>159666435
THIRST FOR LOINS

I actually never understood what was the PLD problem. Was the WoD PLD the embodiment of PLD cuckness back on 3.0? The range of his facial expressions were just over the top.

Bye neko

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>>159664541

>>159666748
the warriors of darkness are parallels to us, the players/adventurer. they were the warriors of light on their world.

the trailer hyur is the cinematic representation of us, the players/adventurer.

they are effectively the same person.

>>159666762
>>159666748
>>159666627
>>159666602
In the Lore panel it was asked, no one knows if they even are the same race as us. They disguised themselves as common races so they wouldn't be suspicious or something.

>>159666905
except thats bullshit
who the fuck would willingly disguise themselves as a lala or manroe

>>159666847
bye renko

>>159666493
also tried to sneak into soft as an alt but people already knew who the alt was and he got the axe. to were he bugged milly till the point that they had to make a poll to basically tell them to fuck off, during this time he was bugging/pleading soft members to vote yes for him. this was after he was banned from the /xivg/ discord

>>159666989
manroes are cute

>>159667105
no no they are not

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>paks

>>159667178
yes they are
Manroe ninjas are cute

>>159667001
Proof? Someone has to have the strawpoll

>>159667001
And banned from the Soft Discord.

>>159667219
lmao

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>>159667105
+1

>>159667105
you have a very warped definition of what cute is

>>159666493
even with shrek up to his old tracing tricks he still doesn't even compare to how fucking scummy and vile paks is.

this isnt even a contest, paks is easily the worst person that has ever been on this general and will continue to be when he eventually tries to creep back here with a namechange

>>159667275
>>159667001
Actually, not banned but he has absolutely no access to shit I think.

>>159667219
>ririten even giving Paks the decency of a vote

Pissdrinker probably offered to be part of his pedo lala ERP to try to bribe his way back in

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>>159667178
yes they are look at this nice roe

>>159667358
you're right, probably not a good word for it. they're good looking

>>159666191
Thanks anon. We'll try to do these with appropriate gear someday.

What about the crystal tower, is that super easy now too? Probably never going to get a full group to do that with the right gear though

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le psychopath face

>>159666748
>haven't even beat ARR
>another expansion is already on the way

i'll never catch up ;_;

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>>159667501
Spuki....

>>159663176
Can you elaborate on #5? Like do I have to be a serious savage raider or just active?

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>>159667247

>they don't realize paks already has characters in soft and OOK
Silly Balmongoloids won't see until it's too late

>>159666250
I would actually enjoy FFXII moogles more than the current ones but I still find them cute.

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>>159667675
yes...

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>>159666817
He apparently was a chronic alcoholic according to lorebook

Good for nothing

>>159667605
How often do you play? You can finish 2.0 and 3.0 in a week of light play.

>>159667731
AHAHAHAHA

>running a dungeon
>the healer is dpsing really well, but we're constantly at very low hp
>reach boss
>the healer is dpsing, heavy damaging mechanics going out
>everyone is left at 10% hp, tank at 30% maybe
>the boss follows up with another party wide damage, killing one dps and the healer
>the healer says "fucking noobs wasting my time" and leaves the group while we're still fighting the boss
>by doing that, he resets the limit break bar
>if he had it, we would have killed the boss without wiping
>check his FC/lodestone
>Elysium

I don't want to meme, but I haven't had a single good experience with these cankers. Is there a single normal person in there? Why do "pro raiders" insist on using duty finder instead of running shit with other pseudo pro raiders if they plan on being cunts?

It's the same with RareX, there's no difference. I've seen them telling random people to kill themselves, of course in duty finder.

Why must being a tryhard equal being a cunt?

>>159667773
Im not sure if you know judging by your post, but FFXII moogles ARE Ivalice moogles, and were actually designed with detail in mind.

DON'T STOP!!
DON'T STOP!!

>>159667732
Ook has like 5 members. Soft is believeable, being a zerg ERP fc.

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>>159667983
Yeah I'm sure this happened

>>159667895
My playtime is at ~3 days right now

>>159667983
dr rewards yo.

>>159667983
At least people in EM are usually good, even Rarex's best are kinda shit

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i did it...

>>159668092
You can queue with 3 other people and still get your rewards. I would be happy if these trashbags stayed away from duty finder if they plan on acting epic.

>>159668071
It did.

is paks back or something? what's with all the paks talk

>>159668176
I haven't been getting any cactpot wins for 2 major patches now.
Did Yoshi suck out my luck?

>>159667983
this happened

>Run A12N, still expect people to fuck it up
>Nobody stacks when they need to
>Ranged DPS seem to believe they get a damage boost by being on the opposite side of the map and never are in range for AoE heals
>Paladin decided to MT and still doesnt use almost any cooldowns
>Has the nerve to bitch at me and the other healer saying were undergeared and bad when were both 240 or so

Im mad as FUCC

>>159668087

Just keep playing. Don't get sidetracked, focus on one class and beat the game, then you can level alt classes and do whatever you want as you wait for 4.0. There's at least 6 months between now and the xpac.

>>159668198
1. If someone is a meaniepie to Ultrash shitposters, it's Puttel.

2. If someone is a meaniepie to Drakn/Soft shitposters, it's Paks.

3. If someone is a meaniepie to Worried Retard, Mado, Kaori or Velvet, it's Chemo.

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Help!

>>159667983
A lot of times the actual group 1/2 raiders will be pretty decent people, maybe a bad apple or two but on the whole not terrible. It's the hangers-on and people on the periphery who are pricks.

i push things in out of my mouth like with a popsicle
what does this mean?

>>159668391
>ywn drown read in a bathtub full of your own semen

>>159668342
who's worried retard

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>>159667991
I miss Ivalice/FF12 moogles so much

>>159668198
hes always here

>>159668198
>Implying he ever left.
He is a permanent piss stain on the linoleum bathroom floor that is /xivg/.

>>159668342
I don't think Putt cares about the majority of Ultrash, just Abe and Stratos

>>159668425
>HEHE HE PUT ME ON TOP, OBVIOSULY HE CARES
>MIDLANDERS!
>WHY ARE YOU CONSTANTLY WORRIED!
>*STANDING IN LIMSA IN THE SAME SPOT LIKE AN AUTISTIC RETARD*

There are your hints

>>159667991
Oh yeah, you're right.
Sorry, it's been a while since I played any final fantasy game and after a while the names all sound the same

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me as heck

>>159668425
meria probably
matches the description

>>159668463
just like prociprick :>>>>>>>

>>159668543
I don't get it.
Can you talk like a normal human being?

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>>159665531
Paks never did this to people.

What times are usually the most active for Frontlines?
I'm EU, if that matters.

>>159668342
underrated post, it's true. each group of human refuse of this general has their favorite scapegoat

>>159668448
>not a round fuzzy mouthless ball of cute
Gross. I made a point to never have any in my squad in Tactics Advance. Two Bangaa dragoons and a gladiator, baby.

>>159667983
>the healer says "fucking noobs wasting my time" and leaves
>rather rerun expert than repeat the last boss for 2-3 more mins.
lol

Though don't always assume that everyone on a world 1st FC is good, a lot of people just flock to elysium to """""""raid"""""""" but they're all shitters that don't get on the main 8.

>>159668680
Never

mpreg ://////////

>>159665531
Abe/Shana.

>>159668425
Sarah Shitwood.

>>159668643
Neither does shrek. The lines indicate that this is traced and considering the content of it, it's someone who is relatively close to Abe in that they spend time together/have talked previously.
The dude that did those b'hnaka or whatever that faggot is called, drawings was also found to trace shit so it might as well be the same guy

>>159668176
>not picking 3rd row/1st column, 1st row/2nd column, 2nd row/3rd column to cover all possible scoring 3s

>>159667983
Is Elysium the super 133t pro raiders of this game?
Protip: supermlg raiding guilds aren't always all that good, and lots of the time their shitty personality causes more problems than not.
This shows much, much more in bigger games like WoW where everyone follows guides by a few raiding syndicates and the masses follow them like sheep, but there are several guilds full of genuinely good, free thinking players who shit all over them effortlessly without resorting to being a metakiddie.

In another MMO we had a guild with a static that's very close with the "best raiders" in that game, and almost every time we have one or two of their members along with us they'd wind up dragging us down.
It pissed me off so much because our raid leader was so blinded by their epic bullshit that he started turning into a munchkin too, and insisted that we just needed to get better when one of those shitters constantly fucked us up.

No one cares. Stop talking about drama, talk about the game.

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>>159668423
gross

So who's the absolute worst person in xivg and why?

>>159668924
it was a gut feeling anon

>>159668921
That was Shrek back then too.
Shrek has been here since 2013.

>>159668929
>super l33t pro raiders
>got beaten to world first A12S by a literally who group from EU

>>159668342
>3. If someone is a meaniepie to Worried Retard, Mado, Kaori or Velvet, it's Me.
Fix'd

>>159669094
>angry fc
>literal who

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Good evening /xivg/
What is everyone up to?

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>>159668643
tfw your not ebin enough to get free lewds like this

>>159669134
>>angry fc
angered

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OH BOY WHAT COULD THIS BE

>>159669217
angry fc

>>159667983
Shitsaetal the Smallcock is already reading this post and crying to Miunih. Probably already pasted in their Discord.

>>159668342
>Worried Retard
Because it IS you Chemo. No one refers to them as this. The only person that called them "Worried Meme" is you.

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_um?

>>159669027
nah, it's someone actually close to abe
you'd see these pics uploaded somewhere instead of just being posted in the thread

>>159669027
>everyone who disagrees with abe is shrek!

inb4 you call me rhiki

>>159669014
you

for trying to stir shit

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just be happy everybody

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>>159669173
About to do LotA/WoD, if you still need LotA.

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>>159669173
delete the discord aether

>>159668342
i am sorry for you, you got transsexual/diaper orbiters triggered

>>159669134
>angered
>relevant anywhere else
?

They haven't been relevant at all ever.

>>159669365
we'd all be exceptionally happy if you stopped posting

>>159669365
kys
phoneposting cancer

>>159669428
>>159668342
>>159668694
test

>>159669014
Meria Athera
tells me not to play vidya past 4am

>>159669440
>3 world firsts
>not relevant
lol

buttblasted em poster

>>159669020
if you follow that configuration or some variant that does the same thing depending on the first uncovered square, then picking the row which has a 1/2/3 in it you have a pretty good chance
of course, it needs to be a winning card in the first place, but I haven't dropped a single winning card doing this yet
mini cactpot is so cheap to do that you can easily make back what you spent using Triple Triad but there's ways to increase your own chances of 10k

>>159669504
doesn't she go to sleep at like 7 am herself?

>>159669504
haha lol xd

>>159669409
Sorry, I already did it. Took over an hour for it to queue again too.
>>159669413
I would like to, but I cannot. It has long sense grown it's own sentience and it sucks at my life energy without remorse. I will die strapped to this machine you call "the discord"

>>159669498
i never got this meme

>>159669561
yes

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>>159668921
i have never spent any time with shrek and i almost never talked to him previously

>>159669462
>i'd be exceptionally happy if you stopped posting
fixed

>>159669561
Skeletons don't sleep.

Ring a ding fing

>>159669535
>>159669535
>easiest raid tier
?

>tfw duty finder gives you a starter dungeon

god damnit these are so fuckign boring and slow

>>159669626
S'all good.

>>159669462
>>159669471

Oh, look. You gave them attention. I'm sure that'll cause them to stop. Good job, you two! You saved the general!

I'm begging you to go outside, get a clue and have sex.

>>159669652
instead of saying samefag they say test

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>>159669504

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>Three hundred posts, and nothing but cats.

>>159669652
It's Sarah's or Velvet's drone being mad as fuck.

>>159669706
will you have sex with me

>>159669779
>multiple roes, hyurs and lizards posted

fuck off

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>>159669504
pis

>>159669726
test

>>159669365
fuck off

amber woke up

>>159669726
>admitting to samefag
And that's why it works, folks

>>159669663
I know. My point is that the person that made those pictures is most probably someone you actually know and have talked to.
They are made to piss you off and shrek couldn't have known that they would. Most likely someone from the same LS

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>>159669504
drown in piss

>>159669365
I'm a fairly happy person

>>159669689
>trial roulette gives you Ramuh HM
>lv50 roulette gives you Amdapoor Keep NM
>levelling roulette gives Sastasha/Deepcroft/Copperbell
that was a shitty day

>>159669662
wow doesn't she know about teaching by example?
>>159669670
i agree
the skeleton inside me doesn't sleep either

>>159669684
if it's so easy why did em get blown out lol