Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>>159620651
>he is yellow you blind retard
if he was yellow he would look like a banana your dumbfuck

File: Kanishka.jpg (68KB, 388x581px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 388x581px

Which conglomerate will he sabotage, next?

>>159620651
what's ppd's stand powers?

File: color blindness.jpg (49KB, 432x442px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 432x442px

If you think veno is yellow tell me what number you see in this circle.

what mmr is rtc smurf?

File: 1474838084812.jpg (52KB, 897x429px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 897x429px

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

File: IMG_0264.png (1MB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1200x800px

are you getting anything dota related for christmas d2g?

File: slark bug eyed.jpg (36KB, 337x337px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 337x337px

>>159620269
>>my slark tries to purge away thirst
Maybe he was trying to deny himself.

>>159620820
yo momma's pussy on my face, son.

>>159620750
Believe it or not, pros are competing on who can get bulba

what if dagon 6 & 7

File: rtz.jpg (525KB, 788x1036px) Image search: [Google]

525KB, 788x1036px

wtf I hate anime now

File: jesus xmas birthday.jpg (43KB, 493x588px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 493x588px

>>159620820
Just more loneliness and misery. As is tradition for a NEET lifer.

>>159620989
This is a good buff to a number of underplayed heroes.

Singsing was 3 minutes into queuing of a game, then it stopped queueing and his party turns red signalling LPQ.
The guy waited before reporting him. Sing sing win 8 games a row and this happens

can you please never put this raging faggot in the OP again, thanks

File: 1461315377083.jpg (89KB, 540x564px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 540x564px

>>159621079
WoWcucks are what is killing dota

reminder
Gabe Newell plays World of Warcraft
Valve's psychologist used examples from WoW in his talk on manipulating goyim
WoWcucks are the ones who bring terms like "tank" into this game unironically

>>159621194
mad yurocuck faggot detected

How's did you react to poopey being a raging faggot as well

>>159621079
At least they have tanks healers and dps. I dint even know what dota has looking at offlaners, mids, roamers, supports, semi supports junglers. Dota makes no sense

>>159621298
ahahah epic bro XDD he got btfo'd so hard :)

>>159621286
>bring terms like "tank" into this game
that'd be league and hots players

also
>>159621286
>>159621298
you both seem obsessed witht he word "cuck", any reason for these projections ?

>>159621409
His favourite American past time. PPD literally got cucked while at Shanghai his gf fucked someone in America during that time.

Noobshit here, what am I supposed to build against void besides armor? Is there any item that stops his chronosphere stun?

>>159621459
Dota makes no sense okay. WoW is better than dota because they have 3 main roles.

>>159621387
my mind is trained to take this as a bad troll but everything i experience ingame tells me people like you are actually amongst us

>>159621387
>tanks healers and dps
don't you mean blockers, sioing druids and shooters?

>>159621538
you don't build anything 'against' it, its a chrono, try to kill the void before he uses it, or just position yourself so he can't get to you, and dont hug allies

>>159621409
>shibbolethed wowcuck this desperate to defend his abomination of a themepark
but le wow was good before (insert arbitrary expansion here)

What European teams are good right now?

Kids nowadays are this retarded >>159621387

Used to make me sad but I don't care anymore for the future of this world. Probably things will still hold until I'm gone.

>>159621565
Dota only has one raidboss also. You can't even kite him to the base. Get more raids before you talk.

>>159621649
honestly, lurk more

>>159621409
>you both seem obsessed witht he word "cuck"

Maybe because Americans are the largest watchers of cuckold porn in the world?

>>159621538
literally nothing stops chronosphere, at best you can try and silence void beforehand then try to kill him during thst silence

if you actually cant depend on your team to do anything without you and void chronos your face then you just got countered m8

forcestaff doesnt work on chronoed units but meat hook does pull them out btw

>>159621659
VP and OG.

Although I think VP will choke in the Boston Major.

File: image.jpg (442KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

442KB, 2048x1536px

Give me some hype music to rank to, gulag. I already have the scarface theme on repeat

>>159621675
>not hoping for the world to end in flames to stop the cancer that is organic life

>>159621286
Dota is used to wean people off their WoW addiction. But then they get addicted to dota itself and that's more dangerous because of the esports and the fact you can play an endless number of games and still not see everything there was to see.

File: dark rift through which underlord will come through.jpg (12KB, 388x461px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 388x461px

>>159621806
oh shit i accidentally redditspaced
how did this happen im sorry d2g

>>159621829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5FsjHRIVrc

>>159621659
AF?
OG same tier with VP
Liquid become very bad bcuz BULBA
Secret just secret

>>159621883
>organic life
way to be redundant

there's no such thing as "inorganic life"

>>159621827
im pretty sure OG will choke more

File: 1467227519889.png (206KB, 306x306px) Image search: [Google]

206KB, 306x306px

>>159622128
>limited meatbags trying to sound clever

>>159622128
Clockwerk

>>159621920
a wow addiction was once a powerful undertow that'd take up every living moment of your life and leave you a withered acne ridden husk, skipping school and dropping work for a chance at a piece of gear which, once you collected enough, would allow you to run something harder for a chance at another piece of gear. now having a wow addiction is much worse, there's so little to do that most of the addiction has you making autistic posts on the forums fishing for reddit upvotes

>>159622281
But he's sniper in a suit

Bulba is GOOD! Don't let Reddit convince you otherwise :3

>>159622540
go to be charlie

File: 1478249656593.png (780KB, 809x759px) Image search: [Google]

780KB, 809x759px

Today is my birthday.

I'm so happy to spend the day with my best friends.

>>159622587
Have you even seen his clockwerk game against LCD?

>>159622640
That was over 3 years ago now

>>159622689
That much more time to improve

Is there any exploit for that quest where you need to cancel channeling spells?

what would be an okay pc to buy nowadays? I want to spend 600-800 euros.

>>159622853
you think this is yahooanswers you mouthbreather ?

>>159622853

>buying a pc to play dota

KEK

How do i convert shit rewards in to battle pass points? This cent taunt is so ugly

>>159622938
okay thanks, I'll go check prices

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2762622786

How do win in situations like this?

>>159622983
how do start game ?

>>159623141
how do get gf?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJF419wQrwc

sing along with the lyrics gulag

WE SUCK

NIGGER DICKS

FUCKING

FAG DICKS

File: 1478393703797.jpg (32KB, 330x448px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 330x448px

>All good teams are NA

>EU cant even field a tier 2 team

File: 1477862431576s.jpg (2KB, 124x120px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 124x120px

>the bulba boogeyman is why liquid is shit

Kuro is trash
Miracle is trash
Matumba is trash

Your team is trash.

Never forget that every single post about bulba is a liquid fancuck running desperate damage control

File: Puppey-1.jpg (201KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

201KB, 500x500px

>>159623381
leave ppd to me

>it's time for a motivational boost by knowing you are not this sad

nice

File: reminder.png (34KB, 589x243px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 589x243px

>>159623452
>Put two 9k mmr players on team
>don't win

IT"S ALMOST LIKE SOLOQUEUE DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER AT ALL

File: 14785201754966.jpg (79KB, 314x346px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 314x346px

>it's a nahazposting episode

File: 1478051625092.png (264KB, 550x535px) Image search: [Google]

264KB, 550x535px

>it's a "d2g gets triggered by 4chan culture" episode

Is the new cod f*n?

File: 1475603110959.png (335KB, 500x498px) Image search: [Google]

335KB, 500x498px

MMR is LITERALLY a honeypot metric

File: thorin-throws-a-curveball.png (325KB, 541x670px) Image search: [Google]

325KB, 541x670px

>there is more than 1 nahazposter

File: 1478419489316.jpg (34KB, 710x720px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 710x720px

Are there any pro dota girls?

File: 1471786604908.png (12KB, 246x200px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 246x200px

>>159623861
>women
>pros
women aren't good at things

even animeNEETs should know this

>>159623902
>women aren't good at things
so by that logic Envy is a woman?

>suddenly a flood of the samey ebin posts with the same images

This is fucking sad now

>>159624125
nice abductive reasoning lad

>>159623902

Please, tell me why there are so many female stem doctors and professors at my college then.

>>159623861
a team of grills are trashing Execration right now

>>159624206
stem is the meme degree of today, ofc there'd be a shit ton of women in the field

>>159624206
Women are good at lame shit because they have no souls.

File: IMG_3679.jpg (33KB, 411x346px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 411x346px

>>159624243

Explain female medical doctors faggot.

>maths physics chemistry physiology are memes

>>159624165
It's Lebanon. You should know about this poor sad fella unless it's your first day here.

Filter/Ignore him.

File: 1352167495023.jpg (49KB, 550x453px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 550x453px

>>159624165
Man we've literally LITERALLY got another month and a half before the next patch and the pre-patch limbo is only gonna get worse, it always gets bad when the game has been the same for months at a time.

Valve doesn't care though, they're too busy snorting cocaine and counting money to ever realize how much their lack of action effects our peasant lives.

>>159624241
New Hope is actually an all girl team?

>>159624304
>Valve doesn't care though, they're too busy snorting cocaine and counting money to ever realize how much their lack of action effects our peasant lives.

I'm still pissed too and all but that's totally what I would do desu

>>159624301
I know who it is, I'm just astounded how he can post off cooldown all day every day even though most of the replies he gets are telling him to fuck off. I mean, what level of delusion do you have to be at to think you're some super shitpost king when everyone thinks you're pathetic?

d2g guild/proteam when?
seems like you people enjoy talking about others playing more than you enjoy playing

whats up with that?

>>159624206
doctors are the blue collar versions of the white collar workforce

it doesn't require real intelligence or creativity

just being able to memorize and regurgitate a lot of stuff

File: 1478403989276.jpg (27KB, 293x302px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 293x302px

>http://www.complexitygaming.com/articles/news/press/4741/a-complexity-dota-2-update
>Today we are announcing that Justin ‘jk’ Rosselle will be stepping down from the compLexity Dota 2 roster, effective immediately.
>Unfortunately in this case, despite efforts to alleviate stress and remedy interpersonal issues, Justin has expressed that he no longer wishes to continue in his position as a player for our team.
>In other words, Justin literally got so stressed out by Swindlezz's autism that he just said fuck you to his entire team and to the Boston major and bailed
wow lmao na dota good shit

File: 1475422765725.jpg (8KB, 250x238px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 250x238px

>please allow my teams to go unbantered

>>159624461
Grant said he's prone to outbursts

>>159624397

That's what happens with undiagnosed mental disorders. If his parents ignored the problem, we should do the same: ignore.

>>159624397
It's a pure kind of pity, they exist in a black void of their own life and the only flashes of light are people that interact with them to prove they actually exist and aren't just some kind of tormented ghost in a never-ending fever dream.

Just, never ever reply them, just hide the posts and replies, every grinning yellow man post exists for maybe half a second before its gone forever without being read. Like goddamn just never reply to trolls this isn't 2007 why do people respond to Trolls I just don't get it.

>>159624304
>A month and a half

Meanwhile, at valve HQ
>Our next update will come at the tail end of fall, on December 12, 2016.
>1 month 5 days
>A month and a half
>Unironically assuming no delay

File: 1477781948039.jpg (60KB, 500x495px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 500x495px

>d2g actually believes i post all day

>not just getting some morning shitposts over coffee

thanks for confirming (even more) than you boogeyman me to the point you basically honestly believe that every shitpost of /sp/ , /int/ , /pol/, etc nature comes from me

>>159624556
>Guys we know it's been a while since you got a balance patch but check-marking community made sets to be sold in the Dota store once a week is very hard and demanding work, please don't forget to support Dota 2 by buying a Compendium!

I wish Valve hadn't cultivated a fanbase akin to macfags since Valve can pull Apple tier shit all the time and never ever be called out on it or suffer for it as a business.

>Wow we just got paid $100,000,000 to host a LAN
>Better go on break for 3 months surely can't take any of that money, hire people and actually have a good patch

>EU is so unable to defend their dota team they are instead just talking about Lebanon
really makes one think

File: 14528998425_7e4d1fea15_k.jpg (676KB, 2048x1365px) Image search: [Google]

676KB, 2048x1365px

Which mediocre offlane will replace khezzu on escape I wonder

File: 1458360928300.jpg (41KB, 348x367px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 348x367px

>people are willing to join secret

For you dotards out there, tank = durable

>>159624914
tank is a LoL shibboleth which we use to determine who to instareport

File: bulbo.jpg (234KB, 800x1200px) Image search: [Google]

234KB, 800x1200px

>>159624809
Really makes you ponder

thread is so dead i thought 4chan was down

I insta report guys that say go rape them, I just fucking cant with mongoloids like this.
>blue says wisp, i pick cklikz to rape their wisp
>didnt buy ward for solo offlane vs trilane.
>feeds 6 times, calls gg in allchat says good trilane, he gets w as first and gets 0 exp.
>then he teamchats 13 min in afk farm.

I kept saying go rape them go rape cklikz when he was dying. We lost from 3,300 mmr to 3,160 in one day

>>159625320
where can i read more of your blogposts?

File: 1417733953100.jpg (22KB, 395x416px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 395x416px

>go to afternoon class
>enter classroom
>class I dont know and other teacher is there
>'must be wrong room'
>walk out, check schedule
>it is the right room and right time
>huh
>wait outside for 10 min, maybe they just wrapped up a little late
>they're not done, and I dont see anyone from my class waiting either
>check for emails from teacher if i missed any
>nothing
>walk home and post story on d2g
so what do you think happened anons?
dont pretend like you got anything better to discuss

>>159625507

/vg/ <3 Pearl

>>159625508
fucking just ask someone that was in the fucking class at this time holy shit how do you navigate ur daily life

File: 1417732222670.jpg (18KB, 300x214px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 300x214px

>>159625573
i didnt want to interrupt again

File: ddaadadad.png (281KB, 636x632px) Image search: [Google]

281KB, 636x632px

http://read.navi-gaming.com/en/team_news/roster_changes_in_navig2a

ummmm

>dendi general stays
>sonneiko, dityara, artstyle kicked

who lost?

>>159625604
t. Socially awkward aka autism

>>159625718
desu it was more due to lazyness than autismo

who the f*ck joins navi now?

File: 793910269_preview_2.jpg (347KB, 752x503px) Image search: [Google]

347KB, 752x503px

Ummmmm... Dotards????

>>159625681
Sonneiko

He's super talented but allegedly a nightmare to work with because he has full blown autism

>In twitch chat
>Voicing my suspicion on execration using hack
>Suddenly someone PM me
>"the only cheats in dota 2 that I'm aware of are scripts"
>"don't talk about this in public chat tho, let's not give anyone any ideas"
>tell him hacks like hook, courier position, and for a time even hero position indicator hack exist and show some reddit threads
>"le leddit xD" "worst place on internet" "not an argument"
He probably browses /d2g/
>He wanted solid proof of cheat
>Showed him some video on the cheat
>The video is 7 minutes long, he came back after 30 sec of the vid and said "shit editing" "Russian music" "not a maphack"
>wtf.jpg
>Keep wanting solid proofs
>I finally realised that all he want is the hack itself so he can use them.

Why do people think that they can get hacks by randomly talking to people? I know a lot of people connect their account to steam. Should I save his name just in case valve starting to collect evidences on hacks?

File: makes you think.jpg (180KB, 881x791px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 881x791px

>fart
>smells

um... dotards?

>>159625941
>in twitch chat

stopped reading there

SING SING IS STRIM

I REPEAT

SING SONG IS LIVE

adelaide do your fucking job for fucks sake

Bulba has no team for days now
Why do the bad guys always won?

File: 5fWk8ak.jpg (61KB, 483x495px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 483x495px

>It's another Artstyle leaves Navi then comes back 2 months later.

>>159623359

ah. now i understand the origin of doturd homosexuality

>>159626089

Sing sing stopped being interesting to me. He screams randomly just like admiralbulldog, making the stream as annoying.

At least RTZ, w33 streams got some good moments despite the musics.

File: uSYh2cX.jpg (160KB, 960x300px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 960x300px

Why the fuck would you kick out Sonneiko? He's a brilliant support player. General is pretty good, and Dendi is only decent. All the 3 players are also kicked out unceremoniously, judging by the hastily written Navi post.

Fuck the team organizers.

>>159626193
Got to give the retards something to donate about

Honestly sing and bulldog are pewdiepie-tier shit, arteezy is little better but at least he has shit NA pubs to laugh at

File: 1449177562046.jpg (189KB, 1462x1462px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 1462x1462px

>>159625637
>Airgody5 Minutes ago

>Hei navi I think that you guy might need me as your support player. You guy can email or find me through steam 242388722. I'm having my exam now but I will be back after 29/11/2016. I wish that I have the honour to play for navi. Thanks you

>>159626193
>screams
yeah you haven't watched any of his streams in years

can't wait for navi.bulba

>>159625912
Nice skin Valve

>>159626350
could you imagine

MY SIDES.

File: 1456086889751.jpg (9KB, 329x171px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 329x171px

>>159626298

>>159622629
I hope you die at 11:59

>>159626335

>No cams for years

Implying I didn't occasionally go back and get disappointed every time.

File: 1363433949522.jpg (31KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 500x375px

>>159626350
>>159626383
>EG doesn't win the Major
>RTZ leaves for Na'Vi to join Bulba

>>159626350

Won't happen. Unless Navi wins another TI. Then it will be time for Bulba to step in and ruin the team.

>most of team heckles me a few minutes in for one fuckup in offlane
>throw match and jungle idly to avoid AFK
>still get +25

Thanks leddit, new report policy is gucci.

>>159626390
>these are the people you play dota with

why is moonduck such a meh studio?

File: 1466541350448.jpg (122KB, 865x688px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 865x688px

>>159627378
Because they rely on memes for views instead of being good.

>>159627378
they dont have the same level of funding as the jew for production.

the casual casting angle only goes so far once the memes are stale

>>159627461
>implying btw is any better

???

did they patch the quest abuse thing that used to be possible?

>>159627531
just leave your contrarian memes out of this anon, bts is now far and away the premier casting studio of dota2

>>159627653
>the best there is
>good


how are you kids so dense these days

>>159627758
it's good because Cap is now the Jews slave and no Maut

>>159627758
do you even understand what contrarian means anon?

File: 1458413116248.jpg (1MB, 2048x1365px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2048x1365px

>>159627820
At least it's a friendly master/slave relationship unlike PLD and Puppan

>>159627863
you really need to work on your reading comprehension, i.e. lurk more kiddo

>>159627935
so you dont. thanks for coming out anon.

why dont you start your own casting studio with all your dank meme ideas and really show the jew who's boss

>>159628019
honestly when did this place allowe people like you to post here without chastizing them holy shit if i wanna talk to retards i read youtube comments

File: na vs eu.webm (823KB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

823KB, 800x450px

>there are now BTS apologists on /d2g/

Where did it all go so wrong?

File: 1473753713251.jpg (24KB, 309x234px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 309x234px

LoL faggot here...So I hit diamond and normals are cancer,the matchmaking is broken and autofill.I thought about trying dota.

So I have good mechanics and game awareness.Could you give me a guide on what is different from LoL?

Also how does the general game strategy.Like for exactly what objectives to take at what time,like what is the exact way to play the game out.Towers ,Dragons and Baron...

Some more questions:
1.How does building,is it differen from LoL?I heard you have like a lot of Items you can use as an active.
2.You can deny minions?
3.What champion to play?I mained Lee Sin,Fiddlesticks,GP and Twisted fate.
4.Also do you have any good guides or site to look into ?

File: Chaos_Knight.png (51KB, 256x144px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 256x144px

How do we make CK not shit?

Dota is so fucking shit right now.

No one picking supports.
These autistic smurfs who only play safe or mid.

Jesus christ.

>>159628314
WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO THESE KIDS GET FUCKING CHEEKIER EVERYDAY

>>159628430
why don't you pick support then anon

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
>literally first post
Read nigga read.

>>159628553
I do if I random

does Juking exist in league of losers?

>Sonneiko out

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I can understand letting go off ArtStyle and Ditya Ra but why the fuck they let Sonneiko go... He was fresh blood, he did plays, he was support that held team together and he he was fucking good on defensive supports, best ww pro player. Fucking why? At least they can get carry that will play more than bunch of his comfort zone heroes.

>>159628757
They just use their 6 minute cooldown blink and the crowd goes wild

>>159628758
cuz sonneiko hate dendi
and dendi is a navi honeypot

How is Slark balanced? He's an AGI carry that has:
Q: aoe nuke that also purges debuffs on a very short cooldown
W: psuedostun that's also an escape tool
E: passive that gives 3 agi and removes 1 of each stat for every rightclick
R: free fountain regen + you can't right click me while it's active

Navi bulba when?

>enemy team has more carries
>we they pressure us all game somehow
>lose eventually because they have more carries
these games are such a waste of time. Literally gg at the draft if they have more carries

>>159628937
this is because the laning stage no longer matters

well general is one of the best CIS offlaners currently

shame about ditya ra but the shit he plays is out of meta atm

>>159621538
Blink dager, chrono has a noticeable cast time and with fast fingers and sharp eyes you can blink out, just fucking double tap it or select it and keep it ready if you do shit like splitpushing.
>mfw autistically rock back and forth between issuing order commands and selecting a blink dagger.

Sadly as >>159621806 said, you need team for void's chrono. It feels fucking good tho to fuck his shit up, I hated this guy back in old days so much I learned a whole hero just for him, and I still have on of the best stats of that hero es. Now WW is best support solution to his chrono and burn hurts him on lane.

>enemy picks slark and says ''gg ez''
>report him
>check him later
>single draft

I kinda feel sorry for Dendi any other self respecting human would have retired by now but he has forsaken all humanity and just continues zombieing on in the mid lane.

>>159624304
All delay suffering aside, I had it, and staleness, I stopped playing dota, I think it would be nice for chilltoad to see how this patch developers and how his small changes affect pro scence. I would be fucking pissed if they delay release even a tiny bit or there are big fuck ups on the release, there probably will be some, but if they fix them within day it's ok.

>>159629298
he is a slav, what else is he gonna do ? squat down in the park ? sniff glue ? shell some russian seperatists ?

Navi.Bulldog

You heard it here first

>>159629298
Free money for playing videogames and pulling silly faces sometimes? I'd take it.

Besides he could be in a 5 year contract with navi for all we know

File: 1477857047724.jpg (48KB, 453x604px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 453x604px

>>159629360
Talking shit about squating mate?

>>159628801
where did you get this from?

>>159629298
no pro has retired for good yet.

>>159628227
holy shit that video with audio is so cringy

>>159629475
singsing retired tho

File: fuck slacks.webm (2MB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1024x576px

>>159629475
I don't think fear will go back to playing

>>159629615
he'll be back before ti7 with ppd, universe, zai and sumail. rtz will hop again

>>159629615
>Ten years and over a million dollars later and yet still nobody has told him to get a real haircut

losing feels terrible and winning feels lukewarm. I should quit playing again.

File: 1478486702511.png (272KB, 485x489px) Image search: [Google]

272KB, 485x489px

>shitshit
>pro

>>159629667
What team is SingSing gonna be on then?

>>159629801
Whatever team pays him to stream like Complexity pays Waga to stream under their brand.

>>159629751
how many ti have you attended as a player anon?

>>159629869
keep this silly non argument for twitch chat thanks

>>159628838
I feel he is gonna perform shit at Boston, like he did on every tournament, then frog will at the very least keep him untouched or buff with some rebalance.

I love him but further I climb, further I see his glaring weakness despite his flexibility and that vs coordinated team he has nothing to do but go midas and try to out-farm as much as possible and I don't want him to be played like a fish am. Maybe all these pounce damage nerfs means that frog wants to rebalance it, like make it a pseudo root with little damage. Like remove it's magical damage and make it like PA dagger, slark applies an attack on pounce that steals agi stack and make it scale by applying more essence shift stacks but I probably went full retard.

File: a happy fun time guy.png (71KB, 555x301px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 555x301px

>>159625912
Reminds me of the boggart from Amalur

>>159629927
so how exactly are you in a position to judge a players career?

What if there was team damage in Doto

>>159629869
I attended 3 5 6 and Frankfurt+Manila major
peenoy food are weird as fuck tbqh

>>159629941

never attempt to post in my /d2g/ again

>>159630013
>player

>>159630013

he said as a player i believe

>>159629941
I just got raped by a slark as AM despite blink abyssalling. Granted he had a alch and spectre on the team but slark was the most annoying. He just won't die. And he just gets stronger

File: 1454779790665.png (838KB, 794x1198px) Image search: [Google]

838KB, 794x1198px

>>159629690
Most men stick with the haircut they had when they were 18

>>159630013
You BTFO him there.

File: 1448784712321.jpg (532KB, 750x1060px) Image search: [Google]

532KB, 750x1060px

>tfw sing is strim

is there a better feeling?

File: 1476856819806.jpg (70KB, 605x586px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 605x586px

>>159630070
>>159630103
I at least attended 3 TI's and 2 Majors unlike shitshit

>>159630224
Why do people hate sing again? He's done nothing wrong.

>>159629998
Because I can see when a team does something gamelosing according to stats. OG always lose jerax pudge games. Kaipi lose warlock mid games.

File: singsing.png (10KB, 296x275px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 296x275px

>>159629998
Well you look at their history

Oh look, it's a bunch of shit teams that never won anything of note.

>feels good
What did he mean by that?
No really what the fuck happened?

>>159630265
>I went to spectate
>this is in no way different from actually competing
Retard

>15 min queue
>no match
>get up to get a cold beverage
>"you failed to ready up for the match"
nice fucking game dotards.
uninstalled.

>>159630265
>>159630285
>>159630306

ITT: neet arm chair analysts judge players careers

File: 1470703082192.jpg (29KB, 290x326px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 290x326px

>>159630446
Faggot defends his eceleb substitute friends on a tibetan throat singing imageboard

>>159630519
how can you be so jealous of one man's accomplishments?

File: 1473181587206.jpg (92KB, 808x960px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 808x960px

>shitshit apologist at full force

>>159630646
>lost the argument
>posts memes

/d2gay/ everyone

>These players who pick support POTM but don't buy any wards and just rush aghs.

>>159629615
Why are people blaming SirActionSlacks? He was just doing what he was paid to do.

It's the dumb ass fans who crave stupid events like these, the dumb ass fan who picked Fear to participate in this stupid shit when he had one of his most important matches coming up the next day, and Valve for allowing this shit.

The standing ovations for Underlord really just shows that the average doturd needs to be euthanized.

Fuck you.

File: 1470964331591.png (1MB, 864x870px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 864x870px

>>159630698
How is screaming UR JUST JELUS like a 14 year old boyband fangirl winning an argument?

File: apes.jpg (347KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

347KB, 1920x1080px

How do you carry 4 apes holy FUCK.

>>159630783
who this baby?how is he/she doter related?
I've seen that kid posted after TI6

>>159630783
how about you explain how you are in a position to pass judgement on how successful a pro's career has been?

oh wait you already tried and failed lmao

>>159631003
It's the kid of one of the pinoy players at TI6, I forget who

Tfw will never truly have fun with this game

File: 1476592637547.png (116KB, 500x464px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 500x464px

>wake up
>browse d2g in 4chins
>people defending a failed player
>guy bragging about attending more TI/Majors
wew lad where's the drama where's the patch where's the esports?

Member arcane ring?
Member 135 gold tp?

File: LOOK IN MA EYES.jpg (64KB, 1198x728px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 1198x728px

>tfw 2016 has been a trainwreck for me
>bot DC movies I waited for turned out subpar
>EG failed to win two TIs in a row
>CM Punk got destroyed in his UFC debut
>Hillary is about to win ON MY BIRTHDAY
How do I cope with it, bros?

>grinding mmr with jakiro

I thought this hero is shit

>>159631245
Be less of a manchild.

>>159631284
why would you think that, he's only shit if you are against hero where his shit cast point matters

>>159631284
If you've got good positioning he's fine, low cd aoe stuns and laning pressure are always great in pubs.

>>159630024
Ok I am sorry, I just realised how retarded my suggestion was. Still, icefrog wants to do something with pounce, I feel it.

>Granted he had a alch and spectre on the team
That the big part. If slark isn't ahead of you by a big margin coming out of your abyssal initiation he has to use ult, without ult slark can't fight unless he has a big advantage over you and am can blink out of pounce, then you kill his team but since his team is alk and spec killing them anywhere fast isn't an option. Slark can't stop you from split pushing unless he has abyssal.

what the fuck is rad rules and why are people spamming this in the global chat

>>159631245
>Cubs won

the only good thing about 2016

>>159628368
Base Int +3
Phantasm cooldown 140/130/120

Honestly he's the strongest carry(counters not withstanding), he just has the hardest time getting farmed. If you buff him too much he becomes free win snowball cancer, if you don't buff him enough he remains that hyper carry that never gets seven slotted.

>>159631645
raddit rules

>>159631284
His early game is strong even if his dps is shit. As long as you run him with dudes who have good spell damage or crits spamming his ice path wins any early game skirmishes

File: Fnatic_MidOne_Profile.jpg (79KB, 400x534px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 400x534px

TI6 fnatic could've been a great team post TI but midone fucked up and told Fnatic management to kick the rest and build a team around him, how did he even get to that conclusion?

Would you fuck a big spider if she was half cute girl?

File: 994132-00000002.jpg (121KB, 600x847px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 600x847px

>>159632992
yes

File: 98798797089.jpg (44KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 250x250px

"s-sorry sumail, i'll m-make sure the b-bananas are r-ripe next time"

dead

thread

d e a d

File: 024.png (318KB, 897x512px) Image search: [Google]

318KB, 897x512px

>>159633223
Would you attend a dota school?

gaem

daed

emag

File: 089098089-09.png (61KB, 146x202px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 146x202px

D E A D
E
A
D

T H R E A D
H
R
E
A
D

D E A D
E
A
D

G A M E
A
M
E

tfw dota is finally officially dead

File: 1478516058540.png (218KB, 536x546px) Image search: [Google]

218KB, 536x546px

>>159633223
>There's spider girl doujins
wew
thanks mate I'm gonna go jerk off now

File: 1398313881998.jpg (52KB, 468x411px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 468x411px

>>159631245
>CM Punk fan
18+

File: Cwq7-otXEAEYlFj[1].jpg (169KB, 1200x1009px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 1200x1009px

Memeleague is on soon at least

File: 64564765.png (267KB, 420x420px) Image search: [Google]

267KB, 420x420px

>tfw got to wait a few weeks before the cult of the blizzdrones die off for the next 11 months

>>159633979
you can an hero now anon

nothing is holding you back

File: mohawk dictionary.jpg (166KB, 650x366px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 650x366px

>Na'Vi "roster change"
>Dendi stays

>>159634019
Theres a punk set for CM?

File: 02.png (775KB, 1400x1988px) Image search: [Google]

775KB, 1400x1988px

>>159633997
I hope your gonna use a real spider girl doujin and not that kindergarten crap

>Invoker players who just farm the whole map and throw out the odd sunstrike to seem like they're helping

Fuck this game.

>>159634307
anon you might just have played with envy

File: f.jpg (68KB, 514x875px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 514x875px

>>159620651
lolbab here,stop with the fucking jojo references you meme loving fucks

>>159634156
why would they fire dendi?
he's the only reason navi still makes money

>No shitposting hero

File: 1478373033293.png (14KB, 266x220px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 266x220px

>>159634156
Dendi IS Na'vi though, anon.
Plus, Dendi is actually good. Which makes you feel bad for him because he keeps finding shitty teammates to form Na'vi.

CIS dota really is just bad.
Dendi speaks pretty good English, doesn't he?
Why doesn't he just recruit Americans into his team? Does he just not care about winning?

File: 1458415608173.png (42KB, 500x323px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 500x323px

>>159635053
>navi makes money

na'vi is more than just dota guys
the csgo na'vi team actually wins games for starters

File: Alliancew egm.jpg (91KB, 848x944px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 848x944px

>>159635140
>Dendi is actually good

>>159630446
sup bulba what's your next team?

>>159635140
>recruit americans into his team
why the fuck would anyone ever do that

File: 1475896706103.png (129KB, 663x566px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 663x566px

>>159635140

>>159635140
>i-i-it's not his fault he has been irrelevant for the last 3 years it's his countless ex-teamates

dumb animeposter

>>159635443
because the west cant win a valve in post 6.83 dota without an NA on the team

dead

lasse looks like he's been drinking a lot the last few weeks

File: the team killer.jpg (145KB, 500x410px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 500x410px

real talk guys
How can you even live as bulba, as you are the biggest joke in the scene where no one even takes you seriously as a tier 2 player. Any team that had him becomes shit instantly and there's no single good trait about him that can back him up except being friendly with some pro players
If I was bulba I would just fucking stay out of the pro scene and maybe become coach/caster to make some ez bux without making myself embarrassed further.

>>159627874
why is purge imitating godz?

>>159636168
As long as pros say that he's good he will keep getting teams.

dota 2 cute anime trap

>>159636456
good post

>>159636168
he lives in a giant hugbox with all pros/casters telling him he's the smartest man alive what the fuck do you expect

>>159636650
>tfw casters are too afraid to tell it how it is with pro players making shit plays because otherwise they'll cry on twitter and then the Reddit hivemind will lynch them
PPD and EE have already cried about casters being "mean :(" on twitter before in the past. It's fucking stupid.

guys im thinking about buying diablo 3 with the expansion

>>159635610
you mean the west can win a valve despite a NA on the team

File: sb wall.jpg (198KB, 1920x983px) Image search: [Google]

198KB, 1920x983px

Ask a 63% 150+ game Spirit Breaker anything.

>inb4 mask of madness

>>159636759
>casters are too afraid to tell it how it is with pro players
Watch non-major events, like Moonduck's Elimination Mode. Casters still regularly call out bad plays and shitty team comps. It's only during major tournaments that Valve forces their chosen casters to be nice to everyone in order to cultivate their "esports is for everyone, we promise :)" meme.

>>159637098
mask of madness?

File: CvAmNF_W8AACYBD.jpg (29KB, 385x501px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 385x501px

>>159637178

>>159628227
Because there's no good studio anymore. No, literally. GD Studios is dead

>>159637156
>watch mooncuck
nice try sniffmeister but i'm watching it to have fun not suffer through you and your studio's garbage casting

>>159628838
He's top tier, but definitely not OP. Just pick a 5man lineup and he cant do shit

File: 1469635075019.png (636KB, 527x598px) Image search: [Google]

636KB, 527x598px

>sing stream is nothing but him carrying his 3k twitch meme spouting subs now

hopefully rtz will never retire

>>159635306
>What are merch sales
>what are sponsors that want in on that Dendi publicity

File: 1417721771719.jpg (169KB, 653x668px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 653x668px

>random 3 carries
>lose
>random a support
>win
really makes me think.

>>159637098
Is there any hero even remotely as fun as blue cow of never-ending action?

>>159637345
>"bawww everything sucks now, casters won't call out players for being shit!"
>alternative is offered where casters call out players for being shit
>"bawwww I don't LIKE that organizer though!"
Don't really know what to tell you then, chief.

>>159637060
lmao chinkz semen slurpers actually believe this

how is shitrekt doing with those gooks?

or what about og and their downward spiral into oblivion?

>>159637471
yeah man a stream where 20k 9year olds watch some slav farm woods with am is MUCH better

File: 1429764501037.jpg (33KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 600x800px

If you post THAT webm, I'll come back to streaming

File: THAT_webm.gif (472KB, 492x265px) Image search: [Google]

472KB, 492x265px

>>159637668

File: mio avatar.jpg (8KB, 184x184px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 184x184px

>>159637579
Been playing lots of weaver recently (similar chase capabilities), but his lack of control can make things tough. SB just solves everything with bashes.

Ogre/Earthshaker are both nice too. Super fun aghs on both, especially with a blink.

File: 1433158741174.webm (2MB, 296x400px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 296x400px

>>159637668

>>159637731
that's not a webm!

File: 1476978799290.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

>>159637668

>>159637638
friendly reminder that EG and DC have, between the two:
>6 EU players
>1 paki
>3 NA players
of which
>1 'canadian' chink
>1 canadian uzbek
>1 'american' pajeet
yet they STILL try to start arguments

>>159637884
Sure it is! It's called that_WEBM!

ONE WEEK UNTIL A STACKED SUMMIT HAPPENS.

So I like randoming; how should I approach the situation if I random a hard carry and nobody feels like supporting, just fight other hard carries for farm until I can AFK jungle?
I'm already bad at last hitting anyway, probably average 25-30 CS by 10

Question 2: what the fuck do I do when everybody but me is feeding because they keep getting caught and engaging in fights that are obviously not in their favor

>>159637646
>i dont like rtz so I'll call all his viewers 9 years old
>i'll also belittle 9k player's skills as carry as "farm woods with am"
allright

File: greatcleaveofmurrica.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

>>159637668
got u senpai

>>159637997
sorry
9 year olds and retards*

>>159637898
>slowing it down that much
The clip made it look horrible as-is, strawmanning against it just covers it up under YOU looking bad

File: 1477878812953.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>>159637668

>>159637997
Not him but rtz is fucking cancer and has a 0/10 taste in music, as a result attracts a fanbase of 12 year olds.

>>159637906
TIL: that yuropoors will delusion themselves to the point where they actually believe they can win without NA bulls carrying them

>TFW NO TRUMP HERO

>>159638128
monkey king is december

>>159637898
this looks absolutely awful

>AZUBU
WHYYYY

>>159638063
oh the irony

>>159638172
pretty sure it's this fall

>>159638172
isn't that the obama hero?

Are any of you cute anime traps?

File: Zai_03.jpg (31KB, 600x398px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 600x398px

>>159634021
>Not posting best girl

>>159638185
?

File: 1469097185965.webm (699KB, 944x654px) Image search: [Google]

699KB, 944x654px

>>159637668

>>159638494
>This guy is a professor who teachers students.
dear lord.

File: 1478394984810.png (49KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 300x300px

>>159638494
Nahaz is awesome.

File: ee1bigger.webm (3MB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1600x900px

>>159637668
so when is your stream?

>>159638598
and people will claim dota is not degenerative

>>159638598
Does nahaz hate black people?

File: Traxex-the-Drow-Ranger-3388186.jpg (96KB, 811x1015px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 811x1015px

There is literally nothing wrong with being a cuckold