/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

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>tfw too intelligent to main Soldier

>>159285191
>that pauling

hnnng

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3rd for equip region

>>159285634
nigger
what

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Why does this exist? I mean, I know why it exists, but why would anyone use it? Sticky spamming with stock is still 10x better than this piece of garbage.

>>159285889
Long range sticky spamming, nothing ramps to max range as fast son

marxist sounds so fucking weird

>>159285497

Fuck you Chris you better read this

>>159286924
this is probably bait but if viva is actually gay it makes sense why he mains medic

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>>159285836

>>159287226

He is also a furry

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http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28581840

http://tf2r.com/kzhyn4g.html

how much is this unusual worth idk what to do with it

>>159285634
so i can equip the skull and bolt boy once again? sick

>>159288671
>redward gets an unusual
fuck you you aussie faggot i hope you get mugged in japan

>>159288858
):

How do I git gud at surfing? Most of the time I can never build up enough speed to get very far.

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http://tf2r.com/klnf1gi.html

qjo what bird are you

im a bird
*tweets*

>>159290845
practice makes perfect
just keep at it and you'll make it eventually

Are halloween potion/spells still dropped? The wiki hasn't updadted those pages.

>>159291867
no
F

>>159291867
no
also
fuck off and check yourself

>>159291819
"Practice makes perfect" is only good advice when the person knows how they're messing up, and simply need to improve their skill.

I do not know how I'm messing up, thus I cannot improve my skill.

>Unlocked Multi-Class crate
>Selling on the SCM for $3.68 (CDN)
>Requests to buy from the SCM are at $3.31
>Sells in the Mann. Co store for $3.25
Why do people do this?

>>159292519
Try doing things differently to what you're currently doing. Experiment.

>>159292787
wow thanks what great advice I've never thought of doing that what a genius insight how did you get to be so smart

Fuck off.

>>159292752
steam tax
they make thousands off of it daily

>>159292968
No, I mean, why are the USERS doing this? I know why Steam does it.

>>159293058
oh
i see what your post meant

see, the simple answer is i dont really know sorry for wasting your time

>>159292519
well, I only improved through constant trial and error and practise so I guess I'm not the best person to ask
if you want more speed you can try dipping on ramps before you hop off to another one, or something like that

>>159292870
lmao you can't even surf

>>159293058
wouldn't you pay money to not have to launch tf2

>>159293058
Mann co store is really buggy most of the time for me.

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Why are so many pyro mains cunts?

>join game
>guy starts saying shit in chat
>this little shit starts complaining about guy's mic being loud
>tell him guy's mic is fine
>little shit starts sassing me

>later
>comment on how the enemy team has a shitton of scouts
>little fucker insults my pipe aiming skills
>He then goes on to barrate a few other teammates

This continued the entire match. Fucker thought he was the big man on campus in a fucking pub match in tf2, treating it like it was csgo or some shit.

>>159296349
irony

>>159296349
>berate

t. brainless pyro main

>>159296349
Sounds like you are pretty salty desu

>>159296349
lol (at you)

>>159296349
>barrate
I think we all know who's profile that is. damn furfags, get off my board

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>buy an aussie FaN
>gifted by thief

Nice

>>159296349
>i contradicted some guy and upset them
I have learned from your mistakes thank you

PL_MILLSTONE ?!?!

>>159296349
>not just kicking big ego asshole from the server
Also how mad you are be to bring it here?

>>159297528
>aussie FaN

l

>ghost fort
>soldier
>direct hit
>start of round
>med overheals me
>walk over to the pumpkin and blast jump all the way to the enemy spawn
>kill pyro and heavy with a random crit
>die magnificently

god damn this game can be so fun sometimes

how accurate is this man, /tf2g/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22QBJOIay1M

>>159299678
what a stupid accent

>>159299678
>trigger warning
Stopped watching there.

>>159299746
Also this.

>>159299805
the only reason for the trigger warning is because faggots were triggered by his All-Class stereotypes video, and he dosen't want anymore bullshit.

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gee whizz should i take it

>Want to do halloween shit
>Merasmus mission requires you to be on ghost fort for some god forsaken reason, instead of just any map he's on
>Takes over 6 minutes to queue
>Round ends when I join
>Queue again, 4 minutes
do people still defend mym or did that idiocy die down

>>159301479
>queue at 4 am on a weekday night
>where is everyone, surely it is because the game is broken as there is no way this could be my fault
you might be stupid

>>159301645
This same problem happens during "peak" hours.

mym is the worst thing to ever happen to tf2

not to mention i never had issues finding a server no matter the time in less than 30 seconds

i don't know why people still defend it

>>159301479
>Merasmus mission requires you to be on ghost fort for some god forsaken reason, instead of just any map he's on

What other maps is he on?

>>159301719
I'm on brimstone right now and he's popped up twice.

I got this after a game on ghost fort where he showed up literally every 30 seconds after we defeated him. Is his trigger broken or something.

>>159301794
I think he just does that

I had a ghostfort game that lasted 40 minutes and we got to Level 7

oh wait no i think they added a merasmus spell a while ago, that might have been the deal for brimstone

i've barely played the game for several months, but yea the spawn rate on ghost fore is retarded

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>>159301719
I think that guy's just smoking community server crack. Horseman and the eyeball show up in brimstone, but the magical bastard only shows up on koth_lakeside_event (ghost fort)

>>159301847
I'm on a brimstone server I got to through casual matchmaking.

Didn't they add a merasmus spell a while ago? I don't really remember.

No yea he's definitely showing up normally.

>hellstone and brimstone made by the same person

imagine carrying a child for 9 months and it turns out to be a tf2 "dude boss spam lmao" map maker

>>159301672
i just did my own merasmission and got into a game in 90 seconds with no problems at all
are you connecting from zimbabwe or something

>>159303089
Louisiana.

Put me in an LA server though.

>>159303232
la louisiana server or la los angeles server

>>159303298
I don't think they have any louisiana servers, los angeles.

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>>159301847
Merasmus showed up twice

>>159285497
Nah, I'm straight. Who is Tay?? I'm pretty sure I'm usually asleep by 2 AM

I don't want to off myself. I'm happy with life. 5 hours late cause I was sleeping, but dang. Calm down with your autism bursts in public

>>159287226
I'm pretty sure straight people main Medic more than homosexuals, women, and degenerates do. You only ever hear about the women playing it the most because "Oh, look. A girl streaming. And she just happens to play Medic". Then there's Feathers and Nursey who main Medic. Couple of degenerates main him, tf2g circlejerks over one and the other is an actual tf2g circlejerking over the former, and now everyone here thinks only degenerates, women, and homosexuals play Medic

>>159287641
How so? I'm not into that at all. Never have been

God, you kids with your rumors and jealousy of BasedViva. I get it, I'm amazing. If you can't be me, being mad at me won't make it better for you

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Post those pub carries, boys.

I plug in an xbox three sixty controller and use the left thimbstick to walk slowly

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How do I learn to be a medic main?

I enjoy medic but pubbers have little regard for my life

>viva doesnt know former from latter
no wonder trannies are better than him at med

>>159257150
Late reply but I thought this looks like something from dishonored tb h

Using the force of nature to jump a third time is one of my favorite ways to play as scout

>>159304650

I wish the FaN didn't make you fly backwards if you were airborne. Probably the only reason I don't use it.

>>159304285
Every game is a carry

>>159304545
Just pocket friends, stay away from sightlines, surf away from bombing Soldiers, listen closely for Spies and Medic calls

>>159304592
Former is first. Latter is second. I mentioned the non-tf2g first. Then the tf2g circlejerking over the former, second

>>159304736
but you said feathers then nursey

>>159304545
don't listen to viva, first and foremost

But who the hell is Tay, though? Taylor Swift? She's a woman, so what dick? She's flat as fuck, so I never beg for Taylor Swift in general

>>159304893
For the first sentence. The follow up sentence was the other way around, hence the "and the other is a tf2g circlejerking over the former"

>>159304926
So he shouldn't listen for Spies and stand in the open where Snipers can see you? Gee, you must be a bad Medic

>>159305086
no i just want to spite you because i think you're a bad person and i want you to leave

>Sappers can no longer be used while a truce is active
>you will never grief engineers fighting level 8 merasmus on ghost fort ever again

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please
it's been 14 hours
please

>being so new viva still annoys you
>thinking hell go anywhere

>>159307334
a guy can dream

>>159305765
I think I'm a nice person

I want Hollywood to stop making horrible sequels, remakes, and ruining franchises. But we can't always get what we want

>>159307334
Exactly

>>159285191

When did TF2 add giant robots?

>>159307612
2013

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someone posted this in some discord I go to, what do you guys think? I edited the two images together

>>159307685
it looks awful

>>159307735
sounds like it would fit in the game then LOL

so many cosmetics in the game are retarded and trash

that pic is awful btw i agree

>>159307685
That's no good

>>159307685
notices ur unusual
OwO whats this?

>>159307685
it needs the suit to go along with it
just by itself is a nono

>>159307685
why is it making that shitty furry face? you know the meme one

>>159307915
this one

>>159307974
there's a suit?

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>>159307685
>>159307735
>>159307849
>>159307898
>>159307974
>>159308083

found the concept. looks like an autistic 3 year old did it. totally stolen concept from the superhero pyro set that got added in last year.

>>159308334
oh thats vipes thing

some guy here had an obsession with him, wouldn't be surprised if you're him lmao

>>159307685
OwO
wats dis?

>>159307685
it's making a shitty meme face, I already hate it.

What robot hat is actually worth wearing

this game is called team fortress 2
not 1 soldier takes on 3 turtling engineers 2, right?
thats what i get for playing casual

>>159309107
>soldier
>not demo

what are some good parts for a strange cosmetic?
>inb4 falling for the orange jew

>>159310883
dominations

Remember the moment in Meet the Spy where soldier introduces password 11111 for the door ?
Well it isnt so far off reality
>For Nearly 20 Years the Nuclear Launch Code at all Minuteman Silos in the United States Was 00000000

>>159307685
Don't see anything wrong with it.

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what are some easy to medium difficulty jump maps? i'm looking for something with the same difficulty as jump_eons, jump_orbital, jump_oats, jump_home, jump_jurf, etc

preferably with as few syncs as possible (i suck at those). i especially like skip jumps

jump_beef and jump_rush are too way easy and jump_4starters is too difficult after the second course. jump_academy blows

>>159308757
what robot hats have you thought about wearing?

>jumping
>not surfing
hang ten bro

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>>159311973
i used to surf a ton, but surfing has no use in the regular game. that's why i stopped.

>>159311875
jump_pagoda is a personal favourite, very long and good looking, some great rj setups and nothing too difficult
although there is a pogo section that you'll want to kill the creator for

>>159312481
i'll check it out, thanks

Anything new in this update? My laptop became a potato and I need a PC so bad. :(

(also hi everyone long time no see i guess)

>>159314156
They made the gargoyle into a 'normal' strange, that's it

>>159314260
wait, so it counts kills now? seems like fucking nothing

And please tell me the pyro update is still inexistent.

>>159314359
Well, it's still inexistent yea.

Why would you want it to be? It could be the first good thing Valve's done to the game in about a year and a half.

Also no it doesn't count kills it just "levels up" to a different name every 2k souls.

>>159285350
ok, pyro main

>>159311931
Maybe that bunsen hat that heavy has

>>159307685
>All these retards who don't know what Kamen Rider is
It does look bad without the rest of the suit, though.

>>159315313
Actually one of the best robo hats because it actually changes the model, yet you can still clearly tell what hat it's based on. Better than all the ones that just stuck bolts onto the original hat for sure.

>>159315431
Well that's kind of a given, but the item itself isn't bad.

>harvest contract
>enemy team is mostly mini sentry engi
>take down one sentry two more pop up
Fuck minis on harvest

>>159316305
fuck minis in general

>>159316856
have you not played the game since they last nerfed them

they're useless now

>>159316856
Fuck a mini in its barrel :3

>>159315704
An item should be able to stand on its own.

>>159316901
>useless
>does 48 dmg/second. most than what any pub players can do
>you can place 2, get a medium ammo and place a 3rd.

>>159316918
>:3

>>159316305
tfw half the team go mini's
fun
then the other team went medics and soldiers
then we went pyro

>>159317001
you're supposed to shoot them not stand in front of them

>>159316990
But there are many things that don't and require other items.

>>159317051
>3v3 fight
>theres 4 targets to shoot because of a minisentry
>you have to destroy 2 of them if the engi is still alive
>you have to spam it a lot more if the engi is a rescue ranger fag

>>159317075
Oh? Name them then. And they can't be Halloween restricted.

>>159316990
There are a lot of cosmetics in this game that don't look good on their own, though. It's a neat halloween costume concept for the scout, maybe pyro.

>>159317205
do you only speak in quotes

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>year 2016
>people still think gunslinger+FJ is any viable or big deal on pubs

>>159317225
Name them.

>>159317216
Batman & Robin cosmetics look awful with other stuff

>>159318698
Scout 2 -yes
Soldier - yes
Pyro - pyro
Heavy - yes
Texans - yes
Medic - eh
Spy yes

>>159317264
"no" - said the shitposter

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can i play TF2 on this

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>>159319157
ty

>>159319458
prob yea

>>159318698
>chill chullo

why, it's an ugly hat

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im the lobby master
*evil laugh*

>>159319041
Is that it? That's a weak argument.

Oh boy, it's the guy who's obsessed with Vipes again.

>>159319693
No, it's just a shitty model with a shitty texture. It fucking looks like trash on Heavy and Spy. The other classes are meh. I mean it's not as bad as the kittens or that poorly done medic wrist needle shit that got in this year.

>>159319693
Vipes didn't model it. Cobalt did. And compared to his other items, yes. He did a poor job

>>159285350
Go play ammo mod and see how bad you actually are

>>159286697
I thought it was weird at first but now I really like it.

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Daily reminder

>uber pyro
>he runs away from enemy team
i just want my contracts done

>>159322994
>Shove medigun up heavy's ass
>He stands still shooting at enemies 50 feet away
Every time. Why are so many people afraid of bullets in a FPS?

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Why don't comp players like turbine?

>>159326090
You mean neo-2fort?

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>>159326090

>>159326090
>CTF
>fugging turbine
lmao no

>>159319689
>asks for example
>gives example
>weak argument

>>159319510
What the fuck

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>>159323407
>pl_snowycoast at offense
>multiple engis defend last point
>my team is full of tards who can't organize any sort of attack
>and I decided to medic them while they can't keep me alive or show any sign of gamesense and knowledge
>located 2 engineers up the stairs near the last point
>heal Heavy and lead them up there, über almost ready
>deploy the über and lead Heavy to soak up push force from lvl3 sentry I just saw
>there were actually 3 engineers there
>notice 2 other sentries there up stairs; another lvl3 and a lvl1 being made
>realized heavy didn't follow me at all, look behind
>saw Heavy crouched at stairs and shooting from 20 steps away to a lvl3 sentry
>he failed to take it down, and we both died
>that was my third or fourth über that are wasted by my retarded teammates in this game
>rage spectated my team losing it
>Shitsoldier: "our medics didn't know what they were doing XD"
My pub experiences are sour.

Hey, kids. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Friday :)

>>159329301
>have already dealt with failed pushes that game
>don't actually lingually communicate with your teammates to form a plan
you lost because you suck just as much as the rest of your teammates, only in a different way.

>>159329521
hey viva, how does it feel to be a cuck main?

>that one dr spy who keeps feeding heads to the demoknight
>that one scout who keeps stealing all the health and ammo packs
>that one medic who keeps popping uber/kritz on bottom scoring 5 hour heavy
>that one medic who keeps only healing his boyfriend
>that one engi who keeps feeding buildings/backstabs to the diamondback spy
>that one engi who only cares about epic sentry frags and never builds a dispenser/teleporter
>that one medic who keeps running into frontlines like a retard and gets shot, then bitches about how people don't protect him on team chat
>that one soldier who keeps trying to make an epic market garden frag video on a valve payload pub
>that one pyro who never extinguishes allies, instead he just spychecks even if you spam help or medic command
>that one engi who keeps building his shit 3 inches next to your nest
>that one spy who keeps trying to make an epic stabbystabby montage on a valve pub, never helping the team
>that one guy who keeps feeding projectiles to the enemy "ugc plat™ a/d a/d a/d please shoot stuff at me" pyro
>that one guy who keeps feeding heads to the bazaar bargain sniper
>that one guy who keeps feeding health to the demoknight
>that one guy who keeps blaming his team on chat every time he fucks up and dies
>that one guy who keeps blocking your crit projectile
>that one guy who keeps feeding uber to the ubersaw medic
>that one guy who starts running upon seeing the disciplinary action
>that one guy who starts spamming his epic random crit bind until he respawns when he dies to one
>that one guy who keeps complaining about getting bodyshot by a sniper
>that one anon who makes a rant post on some taiwanese knitting cartoon discussion board
sorry boys, needed to vent
fuck this shit

>>159326090
Because CTF is garbage.

>>159329607
I wouldn't know. I'm not married

However, I am a Medic and Pyro main

>he mains the two most brainless "aim somewhere around your enemy/teammate and click your button for free damage/heal" classes

viva pls go away

>>159329852
>Medic main
exactly, valve said so
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/50/Demoman_dominationmedic03.wav?t=20100625230309

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>When you are practically Horseless Headless Horsemann Jr.

>>159330142
What can I say? All these beta bitches are too afraid to be shit at Medic. I step in like the alpha that I am, take the role, and carry
>almost 2017
>asking BasedViva to leave

Lmao, nah. That ain't happening

>>159330285
He says a lot of goofy shit because he's drunk. He says if he wasn't a man, he'd kiss a dude. So is he a closet homosexual? Nah, don't think too much into it

None of the classes are married

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>king of the hill
>throw jarate
>turn tide of fite
>my feeling when

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>>159329301
>>Shitsoldier: "our medics didn't know what they were doing XD"
I saw this sentence at least 5 times in this general. Fuck off with your shitty fantasy stories.

>Doing various MVM achievements solo
>trying to get Bot-Buster (kill 5 bots in buster detonation) on Mannhattan with the gatebots
>When gatebots are stunned, sentry busters attack with an invisible ullapool caber instead of just exploding
christ, valve

>>159332217
so what are you going to do about the youtube achievements

>>159332534
Already used SAM, since they're legitimately unachievable now.

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Guess the outcome

>>159332670
unachieveable because no one will watch them or because of some glitch?

>>159333020
beep boi

>>159319510
someone add this to the artstyle compilation. You know the one

>>159319458
>Voodoo 3
I miss 3Dfx, they made one hell of a graphics card.

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>>159333070
haha

>>159333027
Youtube changed their system in a way that you can't upload reply videos through TF2 anymore.
Besides, when you could, the Official TF2 Wiki(TM) told you how to cheat the achievements through file editing

>>159333202
raffu

I've made enough money from creepy cases to buy a multi-class crate, should I do it and hope for an unusual

>>159333432
lol im banned haha

>>159333436
Yes.

>>159333436
get an all-class crate, and if it's shit raffle in a week

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>>159333436
>>159333536
>>159333592
i'm not surprised in the least

>>159333787
>the hot dogger
it still hurts

Daily reminder not to gamble, kids.
http://tf2r.com/kp9j3av.html

>>159333979
how's K6BD going along anyway

>>159334091
I'm like 15 pages behind. Allison just made Mottom cry, so I think it's going pretty well.

>>159334295
I haven't read it in like over a year. I should really catch up over the weekend.

i'm feeling electric tonight

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Post Medical Men

>>159333485
>Being banned from TF2r
How?

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>>159335239

>>159335196
then do the ol' fork in socket trick

>>159335239
You first.
By the way who is this gay whore on your pic?

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>>159335239

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>>159335239
MEEEDICC

>>159335624
What the fuck is wrong with your medigun?

>>159335270
sibling logged in on the computer and the multiple accounts on the same ip ban happened

>>159335916
You could just appeal that, assuming you're actually telling the truth and are not in fact a massive retard.

>>159335886
Nothing?

>>159335995
Yes im appealing it today

>>159335995
>Nothing?
Blatant lie

>>159336165
Maybe you should get your eyes checked.

>>159335886
it's a pony themed reskin

>get maple ridge contract
>only medic
>getting pounded hard at the point
>hide behind wall
>use amputator taunt
>healing everyone
>guarded by wall
>people getting healed from other side of the wall
>ubercharge building at speed of light
>3 min win

>>159336347
>Pony themed
Not everything pastel and with hearts on it has to do with ponies.

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>>159335239

why are cosmetics so expensive
why are they worth more than 1 key now
this isnt making any sense

>>159336948
>Why are they worth more than 1 key now
What are you on? Most hats cost 1.33 ref.

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>>159335239

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kr9gh35

ded

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>>159329574
Do you really need communication when someone deployed stock invulnerability on you (heavy or soldier) and try to lead you closer to sentry? I can't soak up push force and type at the same time. 50% of that game was about wasted über deploys or teammates ditching me to die then bitch about it.
Why am I the one to teach them fucking game from scratch if they can't be arsed to keep me alive?

>>159331873
*shrug*
Then it's the same fucking shitsoldier in different pub games. I tried to lure that guy closer to sentry with an über deploy. He didn't follow and kept shooting at it from 50+ feet from a window, as Engineers out-repair the minuscule damage.

>>159340031
Use your mic. Yelling at people generally helps a lot.

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Overbotch players on fucking suicide watch

>>159341304
Why's that? I barely even play anymore, but Sombra looks fucking lit

But that ain't too fair because every short they've done has been fucking lit

>>159341304
What happened?

>>159341304
why
what does this have to do with tf2

>>159341523
Sombra video went out

Actually looks less awful than I was expecting.

Can't be any worse than current tf2 at least

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>>159341523
>>159341547
They added a new character which you have to pay 3000 in-game currency for (this takes a considerable amount of time to build up without spending real money, but most players already saved up enough that it's not an issue).

Her rightclick ability disables every ability for an enemy player, going through any form of protection they may have (including total invincibility).

Now this would be a good thing if you made a useless character that takes away all the crutches of another enemy, but she's extremely mobile and does significant damage, which would in itself make her a decent character.

We're talking "more mobile than the existing most mobile character in the game" levels. She basically hard-counters every character in the game but McRib.

Also has another character ultimate as a passive. It's so broken her ult is literally just applying the rightclick to everyone in range.

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>>159335239

>>159342353
I see Blizzard never learned from HotS

>>159342353
please tell me this is fake

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>>159343026
the 3k gold for it is fake but this is her real ability sheet

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>>159343026
Check out Twitch. They're streaming gameplay of her right now. Alternatively: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/sombra

>>159343354
you're literally brain dead

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>tfw i was playing whole week in mass effect and havent launch tf2 for once
>tfw i have to play ugc match anyway
>mfw i went friendly heavy in the mid of match, leave discord and delete every teammate from friendlist cause i don't wanna play at all
Looks like i'm not ready for competive yet. Playing every week is too responsibly and boring for me.

>>159344687
you might be autistic

>>159344687
You could've just not showed up and had them call in a backup player instead of throwing the match.

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>>159344687
You're out of the family business, that's your punishment.

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>>159345385
I don't think so but i feel kinda bad about my behaviour. I could just tell yesterday to leader that i can't play instead of ruining the game. Whatever.
>>159345490
I was telling them that i don't want to play and they better to replace me. They can't find out anyone in 10 min before the match.

>>159345801
Then you should've just sucked it in and played the entire match and left them to look for a replacement afterward, you fucking mong.

I play every game mode except capture the flag to bh

Is it possible to remove the "inactive contracts" notice without actually bothering to fulfill them?

>>159347254
tf_contract_competitive_show 0
i think

>>159347406
don't do it it makes mustard gas

>>159347516
fuck off back to cluedo with your colonel mustard BULLSHIT

type
>find [something]
into console and it will list all existing commands with [something] along with theit current values, defaults and a short description if youre lucky

example:
>] find contract
>"tf_contract_progress_show" = "0" ( def. "1" )
> client archive
> - Settings for the contract HUD element: 0 show nothing, 1 show everything, 2 show only active contracts.
>"tf_contract_competitive_show" = "2"
> client archive
> - Settings for the contract HUD element during competitive matches: 0 show nothing, 1 show everything, 2 show only active contracts.
>"tf_quest_turn_in_confirm_opt_out" = "0"
> client archive
> - If nonzero, don't confirm submitting a contract that does not have all of the bonus points

youre welcome

i dont want to get banned :s

>>159348024
not the guy you're replying to but i remember finding this command (find COMMAND) a month or two ago and then i forgot it, thanks

>>159347406
>>159348024
tf_contract_progress_show did it, thanks.

Is wearing currency still a meme? (buds, bills maxes)

>>159351893
yes, because they look shit

>>159351893
no, because they look sweet

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>>159335239

>>159351893
no, because none of those are currency

>>159351893
what >>159353275 said

they stopped being currency a while ago

until they make keys a cosmetic you can't wear currency

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I got a strange haunted soldier hat from a merasmission.
Should I keep it or transmute for other stuff?

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post spooky birds

>struggle with almost every class to even reach middle of scoreboard
>hate playing soldier
>play soldier once for shits and giggles because I got a new cosmetic
>dominate the whole round

Why is soldier so fucking easy to play?

>>159355006
>Then they remembered he's supposed to be the bad guy and showed up blowing up homeless people for literally no reason

>>159355726
Splash damage vs. 12 players is kinda OP, desu

>>159355006
>this is what evil looks like today
We fucked up, we need to go back

>>159356174
Don't worry they fix it in the next few pages with >>159355835 and other hilariously obtuse acts of villainy

>>159356296
Is there no subtlety anymore? What happened to Lawful and Neutral Evil?

>>159356665
Western comics are a dying industry, so they have to appeal to the lowest common denominator.

>>159356086
It wasn't even that, it was the fact that I could easily hit everyone with my rockets considering they have 10x the hitbox of even the huntsman. Made it real easy to just blow their whole team the fuck out which I wouldn't have been able to do with another class.

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>>159355075

>>159357190
>No strange bottle
?

>>159357267
Can't spawn camp with a bottle.

>>159357190
>that fucking plane

how is this allowed?

I can't wait for the inevitable beard + turban + airplane combo

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Any advice for someone who wants to learn demoman?

>>159357480
Someone already has one and has posted it before.

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>>159357634
>>159357480
found on leddit

>>159357631
literally never let go of right mouse
pipes are for suckers, don't even bother with them, use the booties for the health buff

>>159357631
Learn to aim pipes and don't be a fag

LnL is for shitters

>>159357631
Don't listen to >>159357937
Pipes are one of the best weapons in-game. Also, sticky spam is for retards, learn to actually aim them and you become that much deadly.

>>159356838
I never was a fan of western comics, not much one for eastern comics either, but it hurts nonetheless seeing something forced to stoop to that low a level.

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Hey, are all the new Unusualifiers unusual quality or did I just get lucky?

>>159358707
Yes to the first. Yes to the second since your unboxed it.

>>159358707
Are you retarded or something?

>>159358507
Eastern comics have the same issues western ones do, desu. There's not much on either side of the ocean that's original anymore.

>>159359314
>tfw I'm turning into a crotchety old man at 22
what the fuck are you people doing to me

>>159290845
Play jump maps. It's the speed you hit the ramp and where you shoot before you jump. Make sure you hold crouch

>>159357480
>how is this allowed?
how is it... not allowed? what's your issue with it?

>>159359215
Nice
>>159359314
Just on Fridays

>>159359754
it has the potential for racist jokes and that is T R I G G E R I N G him

>>159359964
that's not what triggering means

>>159359754
he thinks black people shouldn't be on planes. Pretty racist opinion if you ask me

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How many missions do we get? The cosmetics are hilarious.

>>159360184
the definition of triggering doesn't matter because it's a useless discredited term for babies who have no experience in the outside world and can't handle so much as different opinions or beliefs so they use what was once a term for people who had suffered actual mentally scarring trauma and use it as a crutch so they don't have to deal with things that make them mildly uncomfortable

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>>159360215
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=25148

>>159360503
So if anything, you're perpetuating the incorrect usage and harming and demeaning the survivors that use it legitimately, making yourself just as bad as the people that misused it in the first place,

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My one unboxing for the event

>>159358707
>why is this unusual item unusual

retards dont deserve good things

that makes sense that you gamble though lmao

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>>159360506
everyday one. Epic

>>159360796
it doesn't matter at this point because the term is irreparably damaged
like remember in 2011 how everyone used the term "epic" for everything and now even when someone describes something that's actually epic they can't even use the word that fits what they're describing because it's so damaged
this is one instance where we can't exactly bring "porch monkey" back

>>159360843
Bad.
Something bad.

>>159360843
Good luck

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>>159360843
that one meme hat

>>159361185
raffle in a week pls

how do i make my tfg2fu love me back

>>159351893
how is wearing a bills a meme

it's a cool military beret

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>be a faggot and use nothing but the revolver and dead ringer
>get good at aiming
>everyone makes accusations of cheating

>>159365762
>be pony spy hacker and headshot everyone
>heh they'll never know ;)
>everyone accuses me of cheating

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hitting projectiles feels so satisfying

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Daily reminder, reason people hate this game so much is thanks to /r/tf2. Stay cool, never visit that cancer subreddit and remember, have fun.

>>159366874
That comic is so fucking sad to be honest.

>getting sad for whores
errytime

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuZbKTDUOIs
saturn detected

>>159368208
>posting about yourself

fuck off you washed up splatoon main

getting accused of hacking feels HOT xxx 21+

>>159369851
2 |<00|_ 4 1H33Z3 5|<RUBZ

saturn more like splaturn

fucking squirt your ink on me

>>159368553
im not saturn

>>159368553
kill yourself

>>159372317
t. saturn being mad that someone called him otu

>>159368553
kill myself

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I have a team spirit Rogue's Col Roule that I'm looking to trade for another team-colored spy misc. Anyone have anything? I'm looking for shit like the Rogue's Brogues or the Sneaky Spats.

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Hello, I hope everyone had a good week

The format for the VGL7 qualifiers was released and the team will be playing 15 other teams in 4 groups of 4. The top 2 from each group will advance to the main tournament while the third place in each of the four groups will have a playoff to determine who gets the last ninth of the open spots left.

More information can be found here:
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_7_Qualifiers
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_7

The games will start on the 25th of this month. The day after Thanksgiving.

Also, if you have any ideas for what kind of stadium/pitch the team could play on, feel free to suggest one as there are stadiums in the game the team can claim as home ground and can design it however. Usually the stadiums just have some kind of image displayed over the pitch but some teams have gotten creative with it.

Here is the list of stadiums that are in the game:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/User_talk:Dag

Here are some games to show how some custom stadiums can look like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIWPVptSULE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwwq4LLVJgs

If you're interested in seeing or learning more, join the discord that can be found on the wiki page above.

I hope you all have a good weekend!

^ gay

>>159374563
no u

Anyone wanna trade a key for 24 ref? Bots are down and I wanna key

>>159376460
>keys are 24 ref now
what the fuck? why are they going up so quickly?

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>>159376717
scarcity. Did you never take a course on economics?

>>159376717
KEYS ARE NOT GOING UP. THEY HAVE A FIXED, REAL WORLD PRICE.

METAL IS GOING DOWN, BECAUSE MORE IS CONSTANTLY BEING CREATED BY THE GAME.

everyone delete all your metal and buy a thousand keys

>>159377004
time to craft hats

Which crates give out ks kits besides 91?

>>159379025
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/

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>>159379025
nevermind

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>>159379389
Someone stop me please

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>>159379590

WEAKLING

>>159379590
don't
stop
thinkin about tomorrow

>>159379590
gru

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>>159379590
H O T G A R B A G E

>>159379590
>>159379894
>he will open more cases in the future

lel retarded gambler

>>159379894
raffle

I want this

>>159380219
sell it to you for 3 ref

>>159380285
>>159380285
is it even worth the money at that opoitn?

>>159380961
no

23 cents on the market

>>159380961
its like 30 cents

>>159379894
I feel your pay bruh
But #83's are good, eventually you'll get a rl/sniper/scatter kit