Season 7 Hype Edition
>Important links
http://eyosongive.us/resources.php
>Patch Notes
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/game-updates/patch
>Pre-season and assassin's stuff
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/featured/preseason-2017
OT: >>159375163
xth for people recognizing me in every single solo queue game tonight
its amazing how mad people get at the sight of me i feel like eazy e
>>159403751
First for Evelynn
FUCK TEXT LOL
>tfw no longer a pentakill virgin
And it only took 6 years, best waifu and her best skin.
Another reminder for you guys.
>new assassin is Shadow Isles
>utilizes traps and vision denying drones
>big ass fucking bleed
would you?
just got into this game
can't stop losing
what's it gonna take
>>159403905
Legit looks like a mobile game
>>159403915
that's not SG, also congrats
>>159403953YES!
Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c
>>159403890
:towel3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ha2p4Txgmg
>>159403890
are you as cool as eazy e though
>>159403956
how new?
>>159404023
>filename
feelsbadman
>>159403953
On a scale of one to ten?
Yes.
Cute hugs!
>>159403927
half of the replies were "lol i dont get it but i found it funny so upvote XD"
i bet half of them have no idea who john is eitheror here for that manner
You're at the club with your girl when this guys comes up and slaps her ass
Wat do?
>>159404074
>riot literally patching the game so she can shunpo into my arms
really makes u think I will take this victory
B)
>build mr on bestgoat
>healing hurts less
the feel = satisfaction
>>159404124
Let it happen.And hope I'm dressed slutty enough to get slapped next.
>>159404124
Wake up
>>159403953
of course
>>159403953
sauce on that pal
>>159403953
Only if you show me the full picture
>>159404124
dive his ass under his tower and make him suffer
>>159404226
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>159403927
and normies are everywhere on 4chan
we outsiders create culture and they steal it then bully us
>it's a riven gets drawn with Sona tits episode
>our mid feeds, attempts to gank bot, and runs into their tower instead of trying to escape
>me:"why?"
>"are you saying I should afk now?"
>me:"we were winning lane until that is why I ask"
>/all "please report our morgana"
When did truth become "toxic"?
Post yfw you land your cc on the enemy. Thank you tall gree tree papa
>>159404373
>call out a retard for doing something retarded
>surprised he responded like a retard
you arent a retard in disguise are you friend?
>>159404275
>your girl
PANIC
>>159404368
riven's tits are better anyway
>>159403953
I would fug, hug, cuddle, and love Riven!
>>159404373
when rito bans you for the littlest thing everyone is anxious deep in their sub conscious and try to pin blame on someone else so they don't get banned. im not nearly as flamey in other games because of this
>>159404373
THEY FLIPPED THE BITCH
You're ranked highly with your waifu, right anon?
xth for end of season losing streaks
>>159404493
Riven's tits are perfect.
Perfect!
>>159404569
i only play normals so no
>all this riven-posting
^_^
>>159404627
Why do you even play this game then?
>>159403953
Only if she didnt want it
>>159404727
to have fun!
>>159404569
>still no kooba to wrap his boihole around my dick
feels bad man
>>159404569
link to site?
>>159404596
I'm conflicted.
On one hand, Ribbon is a dirty hobo who was perfectly fine with killing and slaughtering hundreds of innocents until it was her gang of violent savages that got killed instead.
On the other hand, I do REALLY want to put my dick in her.
>>159404569
>memeserver
>Muramana now procs on every tick of a DoT
What happens
>>159404632
She's a wonderful girl!
>>159404803
She's reformed now, and safe to cuddle and love.
Post yours and rate others.
>>159404850
>Singed can now proc it 4 times a second
>>159404883
I need to play heimer again
>>159404905
Doesn't proc on Singed's because it's not single target.
>>159404850
Urgot would actually be good
>>159404850
>urgot becomes instant 70% winrate
>>159404883
>>159404939
But Liandry's Torment is single-target so it would still proc twice a second right?
>>159404627
I think this website counts general champion mastery, so you don't have to play ranked to be on here. I'm not 100% sure though.
>>159404780
http://league-mastery.com/
>>159404778
adc gf's only.
>>159404810
Clown fiesta server is the most fun server.
>>159404503
then you are literally me
>>159404883
let me into your support hole cutie~
>>159405064
<3
>>159404883
Hey I need a jungler in my team, wanna join?
>>159405004
Liandry's torment doesn't proc Muramana either. It only procs off of basic attacks and abilities, which is NOT the same as spell effects, like how luden's can proc Rylai's.
any way to make it so that my camera doesn't move to my hero when using spells like ryze's ult?
>>159404883
fuck you
also this is me top 5
>Finally make it to plat promos
>Play two games
>Top, red side
>Both games get FB on enemy top
>Both games let enemy laner push after, as soon as wave resets enemy jungler comes from the tribush in our red jungle
>Immediately after they begin camping the bush by krugs and tower dive from behind once their laner pushes
>Both games friendly jungle Olaf who does nothing but afk farm camps
>0-2 in promos
t-thanks I didn't want plat anyway
>>159404023
dont quote me son cause i aint said shit
-jesus
>>159404038
nope, and i dont have aids either
feels bad man
>>159404591
tfw crawled into plat last week
time to stop playing ranked till the end of next season
>>159403905
Looks like shit.
>>159403905
What the fuck?
>>159403905
I really dislike it desu
I think the majority does so I hope Riot will switch back to something with text
How do I play Maokai support?
>>159405497
Like a toplane maokai that doesn't farm
You also max W instead since you don't care about farming and want to provide as much cc as possible
>>159404569
>tfw just above Zirene on Nautilus
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>159405279
>tfw you will never have a big manly romance
>>159405497
face of the mountain + stack armor with ibg and grab/slow niggas all day
>>159404023
>>159404147
You're levels of autism match the guy who saved and documented every single post of some annoying tripfag on /sp/.
>>159405571
worst feel
>>159404569
>ranked highlyBronze V
>>159404124
Fuck him with my superior Demacian cock.
>>159404883
L> Vi mains so we can make sure the enemy adc doesn't exist
>>159405596
u know autism isnt the only thing on the spectrum right anon?
Best girl.
Best box.
Best wife.
>>159405214
H-how would I just add them out of the blue. They wouldn't know who I am, I could be some scary person from the internet. They wouldn't know my intentions are pure and probably just tell me to fuck off. And rightfully so.
>>159405181
>"muh jungler"
Soon as you stop blaming your team mates and learn to look at your own mistakes then you will climb to the division you deserve.
>>159405769
>implying my jungler doesn't deserve to get blamed when he's unable to do a single gank in botlane although I kept it pinked for 6 minutes
>>159405741
Anon. Go for broke. What do you stand to lose? Tell her a mutual friend said that he thought you would work well together.
why do i feel like being filled with mana whenever i play Sona? ;_;help me
>>159405769
>Everything ever is your fault
You can't win the game alone jackass
Yeah, when I've got 2 people waiting to jump on me before I even get to my tower I need help from my jungler and mid who should easily collapse on them. I'm so sorry I'm not some magical god that wins no matter what.
I play jungle, top is the secondary, So don't even start with that shit.
>>159405875
I've got some mana for you right here
*unzips dick*
>>159405868
>He doesn't play league as if his jungler will never go to his lane and the enemy jungler will pitch a tent right next to it
>>159405712
You're right. He's not only super autistic, but he's got and uggo too.
>>159405875
all you need is chalice and the blue sightstone for Sona's mana problems
>>159405884
>not playing League of Legends as if you have to solo carry every single game because all your teammates have less intelligence than that of a newborn baby
>Lategame WW
>Want to engage but can't until I see Twitch as he wrecked us the last 3 teamfights
>In flanking position, ready to Ghost in and ult him the SECOND I see him with his team-
>Twitch appears in my backline
>In the 3 seconds it takes me to Ghost over there he's literally 1v4'd my team and I'm the only one left
>After the loss MF blames me "why wouldn't ww ult the twitch"
>>159405875
Stop spamming your keyboard with your fingers, and start facerolling. It's more efficient at using cooldowns.
>>159405884
>they're waiting to jump on me
>wahwah I need to get to my tower
>So I walk to my tower and die
such initiative much amazing
>>159406098
>Twitch is raping your team
>have one of the best ults to stop him dead on his track
>wander aimlessly away from your team
>Twitch does what he has done the last 3 teamfights
>>159406203
>I can win the game by staying level 3 forever
Here's your (you) stay free, stay salty.
>>159406286
>Twitch does what he has done the last 3 teamfights
The last 3 teamfights Twitch waited until 3/4's of the way through the teamfight before popping up. This was literally the only time in the game he hard engaged like that.
fuck_me_
>>159404074
>how new?
just hit level 10
been playing dota 2 for about a yr and a half but i was only 2kmmr
At what point can Warwick solo Baron? I always figured it was four items, but I tried it just now and the fucker wasn't even damaging me. Is it 3 items? 2?
Which champions make you feel like you're playing a different game (eg blitzcrank and singed)
>>159404883
i'm proud of my finished toprow so you're getting that
>>159406382
bard
This seems way off, there has to be more mundo players than this?this is my perma banned account and i havn't played on it sense july
>>159406382
Nasus, Tryndamere, Bard.
ranged "top laners" gutting when
>>159406437
i dont play him cause he has an awful model that needs to be revamped
>>159406318
Did you think maybe he did that because he realized he COULD do that because you weren't there?
>>159406292
>I need to keep feeding my lane because that one minion that dies before I do is the only way possible to get xp from
>>159406501yeah i dont play him anymore, he needs at least an ability icon update
>>159404883
>>159406437
I think it maybe listing only players that checked this site?
>Give Top Laner Rift buff
>He starts destroying his lane
One of the best feels 2bh.
>>159406318
So let's say you were the only CC on your team and Twitch for some reason doesn't have QSS. Why are you away from your team?
>Just now realized that the "GG" in HotshotGG are the initials of his real name
Goodnight lolg.
i want to kiss poppy's thighs after a hard day of looking for the heroand cuddle her and tell her she did a good job
>>159406612
Gunther Glent?
>>159406609
i think hes saying he was trying to stop twitch before he could delete his team but obviously he killed them before he could reach twitch
>>159406663
Close, GeorgeGeorgallidis
>>159406612
someone said GodshotGG?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rjjkrh348w
>>159406663
George Georgerigegege
>>159406693Robert Robertson
>>159406709
>geegee
>gg
Genius
>>159404883
:33
>>159406629
cuddle's are the best way to show love for your waifu
>>159406709
>WHY NUNU
>WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYclassic
>>159406609
>>159406506
Holy fuck you can't even tell a shitty greentext blog without 40 anons swarming around trying to attack you.
This isn't a "ME UNGA TEAM BUNGA" blog, it's mostly me laughing at Twitch being able to 1v4 (and a side-joke about retarded ADC's). Yet you fucks pull out the microscopes and try to find as many ways as possible to put all the blame on me when I wasn't even trying to shirk the blame in the first place.
>>159406762
hey bb u a qt katarina ir->yes
hmu
I know how lolgen feels about blogs but
>be toplaner
>team tells me to splitpush
>they choose to fight 4v5 while I'm doing that and get wiped
>it's somehow my fault
>>159406098
>Ghost
If you had flash you could get on Teich faster.
>>159406797
nice glasses mate
>>159406098
>taking ghost on warwick
there's your problem
>>159406843
It was your fault for agreeing to. Split pushing doesn't work if the enemy team can not just end a 5v4 easily but do so quickly enough they can wipe them then come for you later. You either needed enough sheer map pressure to forcibly split the enemy 5 group up or your team needed to be beefy enough that even if they lost the fight it wouldn't be s total wipe and you'd still keep exerting pressure afterwards.
>>159406886
>>159406851
Flash is better for early ganks, but Ghost is INFINITELY better for lategame teamfights. And before this devolves into elo-dick waiving, champion.gg agrees with me, Ghost has a 4.6% higher winrate than Flash.
>>159406843
Don't take Teleport, it just gives them an excuse to scapegoat you.
How to play Nunu? Cinderhulk + Hydra? Is he still good after nerf? Is he fun?
>>159406797
>Posting about how you singlehandedly lost your team the game and expecting people to not call you trash
early morning webms?
>>159406959
Anon ghost has a higher winrate because ghost is only taken in already advantageous match ups that it can be afforded to be taken in. You should be taking flash more often, it's the better option most often.
>>159406989
Zac's a big guy.
>>159406989
Big guy.
Can anyone tell me how to Kindred? I have a pretty poor record of 11-17 on her and even the 11 wins I don't feel like I was the main reason we won any of them. I want to get better at her.
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
>>159406330
where do you live? ill do it
>>159407070
Play her before the nerfs.
>>159407087
Don't you mean in?
will jhin be balanced with the new ghostblade changes?
>>159406989
>>159407045
Literally the only time Flash is better is for surprise Flash-R ganks, if you don't take Ghost you get kited out the ass by almost every champion in the game, even with DMP and maxed out E.Also I like to Ghost from Blue to Krugs on my first clear, but that's a secret WW strat you're not allowed to tell anybody.
>>159404569
WTF I should be there but the website doesnt list me?
wtf
>>159407087
I want to go skiing in Orianna.
>>159407254
Put your name it. It only lists people who search their own name.
>>159407087
Anthony will take away your swimming AND your Lulu.
>>159407270
thats fucking gay, that means theres likely other people who have more than me so im not truly #5
>>159407352
yea.. was pretty happy to be top 15 on 2 champs just to notice that shit
What's it going to take for Ball Lightning to get added to league?
>>159407418
im 18 with diaper man so thats two pretty high up there
so when are you gonna spread that bp for me bby~
>>159406501
well you should
>>159407352
>>159407418
This site is probably more accuratehttp://championmasterylookup.derpthemeus.com/highscores/
>>159407126
>>159407267
>>159407332
You know what's going in her, don't you?
>>159407586
only lets you see the top 20 from all regions so its hard to see if anyones near the top
PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT
>>159404503
bummed out her championship skin got released again. Got that shit at the 2012 worlds final in LA.
>>159404883
I stopped playing for a long time shortly after masteries came out
>>159407642
Why are you posting the image you usually post when nobody came?
hey guys, which champ should i spend all this hard earned IP on to spam
kindred
hec
rengar
>>159404727
I have had less shitty players,feeders and afkers in normals than im ranked. Its a fucking shitfest compared to normals with bigger wait times.
>>159407760
hec if you actually want to win
kindred if you like waifus and fun
rengar if you hate adcs
>Enemy team bans Xin Zhao
COME ON
WHO THE HELL BANS XIN????
>>159407791
cman cutie plz~
im pining for you!
>>159405214
>>159405872
I did it. They seem nice!
Thanks anons!
It's scary though, what if I play bad
>>159407798
what if i quality for all 3?
>>159407760
Nami. She is a fish.
>>159407960
>waifu who kills adcs and wins games
evelyn
>>159407772
teambuilder was this way too. Then rito decided pic related
>>159407960
Hec
>cinderhulk jungle item
>triforce+tanky shit
It's sickening how much damage you do with one damage item and how easily you can escape after wallbanging their carry.
>>159408082
hec's ulti is also, for the record, one of the most fun fucking ultis in the game
can you do this in league?
>>159408247
whenever i play dota i'm pretty much playing invoker. he's like a way better game than dota that accidentally got designed into it
>>159407936
Good luck and try not to be a cuck.
>Enemy botlane uses all their summs to get an early kill on your adc because their support plays with ignite
>Recall and buy a pink
>"They used all their summs, I'll pink river, please come"
>River stays pinked for 5 minutes, the enemy zyra bought frostfang + boots instead of sightstone
>Jungler doesn't come
>"Please come bot before they get their flashes up"
>"lol you lost 2v2"
Jesus fucking Christ and people think mid diamond is high elo
Additionally and unsurprisingly our jungler ended with less damage dealt than I did as Nami but yeah I guess it's my fault again
>>159408247
>hey mom I used 12 spells only refreshing two of my 10 and actually use all 3 keys instead of 1 or 2 depending on my already invoked essences to kill a stunlocked passive ai
yikes
>>159408384
people make strategic mistakes sometimes
its ok
>>159408419
?
So I've noticed a thing how I can no longer click the spells on my HUD to use them. Its been a thing a long time and I can only assume that Riot "Small Indie-dev'd" it away, like how they are removing custom item sets because >muh effort, during the HUD update like how they removed the ability to clear the chat box.
This is a thing for everyone else yes or am I cursed?
>>159408479
There are "mistakes" and "being too stubborn to gank a lane although I got spoonfed information that it's going to be the easiest gank of the century"
>>159408479
yes, like they die 2v2 and expect the jungler will avenge them
>>159408520
>in dota you don't need skill when you can stun lock and nuke your enemies
lol?
>>159407820
someone that looked up your xin otp account i guess?
sure is fun how third party sites just give away your info like that huh :^)
gimme a noob friendly jungler
preferably 4800 or less ip
Who's the best League girl?
>>159408559
>enemy players use their summs and play squishy champions on a long lane
>"hurr durr don't expect me to avenge you for losing 2v2"
Yeah whatever just keep farming and then whine about matchmaking although you could have double killed them twice if you bothered coming to a lane that isn't warded
>>159408540
>click the spells on your HUD to use them
why the fuck would you ever do that?
>>159408613
>>159408613
this one
>>159404803
she was a fucking soldier retard, not a lot of room for gray there
>>159408630
in the situations when my left hand if far off the keyboard
>scratching my face
>eating soup
>jerking off
>Gold 5
>I still click to level up spells
I'm not alone... Right?
>>159408384
>died 2v2 to enemy laner
>jungle comes to gank
>enemy is more fed than your lane+jungle
>enemy kills jungle and you guys
>wow jg way to go
You lost lane by being shit, don't expect your jungler to come save you.
>>159408608
Olaf
>>159406809
>qt katarina
katarina on her default skin looks like a used up crack whore who is also a tranny
>>159408613
Jinx went from malnourished ugly crackwhore to perfect waifu in a single skin
>>159408672
There's a really big difference because "I fight for my country because I must" and "THIS IS A PURE NOXIAN WAY OF LIFE AND I WOULDN'T WANT IT ANY OTHER WAY"
>>159408571
>Invoker
>not skill
uuhhh lolbabs
>>159408608
udyr
naut
sej
mundo is P brain dead
If you want to see a 'list' of junglers people use Stonewall on youtube made a few season 7 jungle solo clears categorised by classes.
>>159408735
I just recently stopped doing that. I bound to level everything on F1-F4 because what the fuck are those for anyway. Makes it much easier.
>>159408790
>Stonewall
he is still alive? does he play ranked?
>>159408773
>Invoker
>euls sunstrike meteor deafaning blast cold snap forge eles
>skill
uhh go away?
>>159408790
>Stonewall
Do people still take this trannylover clown seriously
>>159408738
You're an idiot
>>159408384
senator stop playing nami
>>159408735
>hit level 2
>"one sec let me click my spell"
Yeah fix that
>>159408772
>shes a commoner
>her country believes in strength
>props her up as a fucking hero because of her talent, she is a symbol of noxus strength, the only way of life she knows and shes fucking good at it, while being young
>gets sent to kill innocents and realizes the errors of her way
the lore even had her doubting herself wjem she saw the carnage and dead ionian civilians before she saw her squad get fucking vaporized, that was just the final straw
>>159408662
that's a spider
>>159408817
yes maybe
>>159408847
he makes p nice videos for jungle clears on new champs and such
>>159408697
>jerking off and eating soup while playing league of legends
what the fuck
>>159404368
who is the artist for wikihow? they are ridiculous
i want to be loved
>>159408875
one I'd engage in copulation with, infact
>>159408847
how is he trannylover? i recall he was just a nice jungle loving guy
>>159408818
Euls, Sunstrike and even Meteor rely on timing to work, not only that but that's like 21 key presses in less than 4 seconds
>>159408916
Anon please stop questioning my life style and assist me with my original problem
>>159408941
i don't really want to be loved but i want animal ears... and a tail too
i am ok if i will be a super villain with all that~
>>159407905
you sound nice
>>159409047
Don't jerk off and drink soup while playing league. Problem solved.
I want rek'sai to dig tunnels in my back yard that I have to scold her for.
I want to enter rek'sai into pet competitions where she gets to the objective faster than everyone else's pets through void rush and wins first place.
I want her to prey seeker the neighbors dogs and scare them away from the fence.
AndI want to fuck her while holding her leash
>>159409029
a static timing that you get down after 2 casts lol
>grasping at straws
>>159409002
>how is he trannylover?
He's a trannylover because he likes guys that pretend to be girls. Used to spam the league forums with his retarded "trap card"
>tfw lanebaddie begs you to gank after losing 1v1
>you dont because you farm their jungler instead
>>159408773
>remembering 3 buttons
>skill
>>159409207
desu traps are hot
>>159409134
I just want to love lonely kooba and give him cuddles
>>159409192
Isn't that just straight up bestiality?
>>159409229
>People think crossdressing is a fetish
>>159409192
Reminder that Rek'sai is a dirty slut and a shit tier waifu.
>>159409168
sorry no can do, it is too far integrated into my lifestyle to stop now
>>159409317
well you're fucked I guess
>>159403953
Why wouldn't I?
Should I unlock Sion or Trundle?fyi I like to start fighting around lvl 3
>>159409207
Yes, and?
>>159409282
>people still think futa is gay
>>159403953
Flog? Of course I would.
>>159409296
No she isn't!
>haven't gotten a gemstone in over 100 chests
time to give up the hextech annie dream for now
>tfw this pinksparkles girl
>>159409415
sions good for that
Trundle likes fighting before three but hes alright with it too
>>159409460
What do you think it means when she's literally the "queen"?
It means she's a breeder and she lusts over the taste of dick all day long.
SLUT.
>Rengar PBE
>Immune to CC
>Melts tanks and squishies alike
>has cc
>camo
>leap
How the fuck is this allowed? How? He makes so many champions unnecessary
>>159409517
>wasting dosh on memetech annie instead of just buying sweet heart
for what purpose?
>>159409415
morde
>>159409517
>mfw I got hextech annie within the first week of release
Didn't buy a single fucking box either.
>>159409572
i already own sweet heart and red riding, but hextech looks better
>>159407936
Hey support anon keep me posted on this. I'm emotionally invested now.
>>159409580
I already own man of a thousand hues.
Are the changes to Mikael's Crucible a buff or a nerf to this item anons?
>people drawing ultra bishie jhin
lol
>>159409664
>>159409667
how would it be a nerf?
>>159409717
DELETE THIS
which vel'koz skin do i craft?
arclight or definitely not vk
>>159409717
>jhin was the secret twink champ
THEY LISTENED!
THEY UNDERSTAND MY NEEDS!
>>159409126
But what if someone confuses you for their own personal fleshlight? :o
>>159408738
>300g at the cost of no summoner spells is going to be enough to win a 2v3 even though you have no summoner spells and the jungler likely has red buff which means he can duel anybody who doesn't have it
You're fucking braindamaged and I'd be very surprised if you ever got diamond or above
>>159408738
>bot lane gives one kill early at the expense of all summoners
>lol they lost a 2 v2, guess they're shit and I won't gank for them
as a jungle main, kill yourself
>>159406491
When dorans' shield damage block stops being a unique passive
Why the fuck can't i hide the social tab that's right next to me? It's so annoying because in the old client i could hide that shit so i could fully see my client and now it's triggering my inner OCD
I don't care whether any of my friends are online.
GODAMMIT RIOT REEEEEEEEEEEE
So Riot finally admited that CertainlyT champs are overloades cancer which cannot be balanced?
>Fucking around in a 5-man premade
>Playing normals, obviously
>I'm Karthus and my ADC is doing some Vaynespotting
>We end up winning (had nothing to do with our K6 jungler going 12/0 clearly)
>Decide to fuck around and not end because the enemy team is not about to outscale a Karthus and Vayne
>I make it my personal goal to tilt the enemy Ashe off the face of the planet
>Every time I kill her with ult I allchat "outplayed"
>From her responses in allchat it's working
>They start making mistakes like their Ekko getting out of my passive then ulting back into it only to die immediately
>2/3rds through this game our Teemo has a plan
>He's going to camp in botside jungle for the rest of the game
>Just placing shrooms down
>We finally decide for me and the K6 to two-man Baron so we can end
>Look at match details
>Teemo ended the game at level 18 with 6 items
>Had 8 minions killed in enemy jungler
>Half the CS of everyone except our support
This was a very long winded way of saying I have no goddamn idea how the fuck that Teemo kept up in gold and exp while he jerked off in the enemy botside jungle for a solid 15 minutes
>>159410537
they have also gone one record saying zed was a mistake
Its not only CertT's fault, he designed zed to not have a escape R shadow, the balance team added that in
>look at my friends list to see if anyone would want to play
>0 people online
>out of zero
>Sell sunfire for deadmans
>sell boots for sunfire
What did he mean by this?
>>159410548
I hate when teemo invades
>Starting blue buff in my jungle
>Catch a glimpse of teemo near my jungle
>"Nah he wouldn't"
>Pinging for assist from my top lane since teemo isn't there and I know what's about to happen
>Blue buff at 1/4th health
>Out pops teemo
>steals my blue buff
>gets first blood on me
>Top laner goes "wtf why feed my lane"
I was pretty upset.
>>159411097
Shit that reminds me of that recent Phy episode
>Nunu is counterjungling Hecarim at level 2 and steals away his first blue buff
>Meanwhile the goddamn support sion is counterjungling hecarims red at level 1
That was not a good game for that Hecarim
>Team fight about to commence
>Twitch go into stealth mode
>Walk in the middle of the enemy team
>I WAS HIDING
>Die in 0,1 second
>Team????
>>159411190
>playing nunu
>enemy jungler is amumu
>only goal is to tilt him off the face of the earth
>spend most of game counter jungling him
>steal every one of his buffs
>finally he says in all chat "WHY THE FUCK YOU ALWAYS IN MY JUNGLE"
>he goes afk
>mfw
>>159411454
>>159410729
>I suspect we'll have to keep Kalista weak until we can make some significant changes to her. She's got too many strengths which means she crowds out other marksmen pretty hard if at a useful power level. What we're going to look at though is whether she needs to be as extremely weak as she is at present, or whether we've got some room to buff her.
They finally said that they fucked up with overloading champions. Nice Riot.
WHY THE FUCK DOES IT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME
I just want to play my most played and mastered champion, but of course. As soon as jayce is meta again its a whole schpiel about how im only playing meta
i just want to play my OG bet champ without FOTM pickers ruining it for everyone who plays jayce.
Also friendly reminder that you are in MY lane, Bro.
>Your tribush is pinked
>Your jungler is clearing golems
>Enemy support heads purposefully towards the tribush
>Ping on him + Ping "Assist me" on the tribush
>Enemy support has 400hp and you start CCing him
>Your jungler moves towards wraiths
Holy fuck sorry for trying to do teamwork in soloq
In the end we won anyway because they were garbage but holy shit I hate people who don't even try to work with their teammates on simple things
>>159411564
yep its real nice
sometimes you just have to ask "Why is this here?"
like ekko W passive
like kalista W passive
>was a single game from gold
>at long last the city of El Dorado
>now I'm 27 lp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhpE-oNoGY
I can blame team mates but who cares, hell I had ENEMIES tell me "sorry" after matches because I was doing really well, but what the fuck does it matter, it's still a loss.
I could care less about Maokai, I just wanted to not have this fucking silver border, I would pay so much rp just to be borderless
fuck everythingthanks for reading my deviantart
>>159411679
must be pretty bad if you get confused for being a metasheep
what are some excellent memepicks and builds that will annoy my enemies and make everyone shit themselves laughing
>>159411454
>Some Nunu fuck try to counter jungle me
>Process to rape his face since he deals minimal fucking damage
Seriously though, counter jungle doesnt really do much since it doesnt delay your early ganks that much. You can still get level 3 and gank easily
Why are Sion players so salty?
sup guys
should i play midlane or jungle
>>159411820
just play bermudyr so you can do both
>>159411764
Nah, if i even hover him, he still gets banned out, because
HURR HE OP SO U WILL FEED HIM IF ENEMY GET HIM
makes me mad, so I have to pick other stuff like urgot, my second most mastered champ
>>159411794
COWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS
>>159411908
i actually like winning games thanks
>figured it'd been awhile since I played poroking
>pick WAAAAAARRRRR for fun
>smash people left and right
>get most kills on team
>do more to damage to champs than team's damage champs
>...
>lose because my team doesn't belong in a chemo ward
I'd like some cancer free wacky-fun modes please or barring that,some better teammates.
>>159411794
I can answer that
it's because my teammates thinkTHIS IS WHAT PASSES FOR WAR?
Does Critplank not work anymore? I feel like i deal minimal fucking damage even with my R. Its cool down is so fucking long now too
>>159408613
>>159408797
The F1-5 keys move your screen over to your respective ally. Using Ctrl+Q/W/E/R isnt even taht hard anyways.
>I just play for fun
>lel piced amumu ad i trull u
From what i see most of the people that say shit like this is the kind of nigger who is so shit at the game they have to find some other way to enjoy themselves
>>159412125
I use my mouse to do that, in my years of playing league I never once used F1-4 so why not bind it for my skills.
>>159412174
Saint is a massive washed up shitter who cant even smite shit so he isnt fine
>go 14-2 and win
>"gg easy" in post-lobby chat
>enemy team loses their minds
hahaha, everytime
>>159412063
so the only reason critplank was "playable" before the rework was because he had nothing else
now his barrels replaced the gameplay and its all centered around them, since you cant crit on barrels its worthless to build crit, thats why building actual damage is better
you can still build crit and walk up to the adc to half shot them with a q OR you can build "Riot Approved" and do damage to the entire enemy team with barrels instead
>>159412281
>you cant crit on barrels
yes you can. The E crits if the triggering auto crits.
>>159412107
They're on all the major servers because all of them are students studying internationally. OCE feels like an actual Chinese server sometimes. There's Koreans on there as well and they flame the shit out of each other.
>>159412150
>play any ranged champ
>build them like jhin
feels gud, cucked a malph out of a ranked game, and had fun doing it
maxing W makes for a dank single W damage is pretty sweet, dankfire touch kicks ass
>>159412107
they do it in NA every morning too. i dont think it affects west coast fags though cause ive only noticed them from around 5-9 am est
>>159412367
forgot the pic like a retard, 4 am shitposting sucks time for bed
>>159412246
>report people who say "ggez" for unsportsman
>mfw they actually get banned
>see someone with offensive name
>tell team to be sure to report them for name
>>159409717
no, he killed ezreal and is wearing his face, hanibal style.
how POSSIBLE is jungling without full runes/masteries?
>>159412440
i've never been banned for saying gg easy
although i have been banned for calling my teammates niggers and faggots and they should go kill themselves for feeding in my ranked games
does anyone actually get banned over just "gg easy"
>>159412386
>>159412107
>entire team is talking in all caps chinese
>running around the map solo looking for picks
>no wards
>refuse to group all game
>have to backdoor as vayne to end my suffering
The most bronze game I have ever been a part of
>Be tank
>Get fed
>Rape everyone's face 1vs5
>Be mage
>Get fed
>Rape everyone's face 1vs5
>Be assassin
>Get fed
>Rape everyone's face 1vs5
>Be AD
>Get fed
>Get face raped by the enemy tank / mage / assassin
>>159412661
Is BORK shit nowadays? Dont see many people build it anymore
What is the go to build for Shyv jungle now?
>>159412281
>you can't crit on barrels
why do you feel the need to give advice on champs when you don't know how they work
>>159412668
>mage
>1v5ing
well maybe if youre in bronze and playing azir, every other mage is usually only able to burst one or two squishies if theyre bunched up together
unless you mean if they come at you one by one
>>159412745
the adc update nerfed botrk on every stat and increased the price
now you only buy botrk if its a core item that makes your kit work
>>159412745
Yeah bork is pretty bad, at least on vayne since the tumble crit change. Idk about shyv, I just started playing again this week after not playing for 3ish months so I only know about the 2 champs I play.
>>159403905
>gibberish
hilariously accurate
>>159412584
Depends on champ
>>159412795
What is Ryze
>Playing on level 12 smurf on EUW
>Playing veigar support
>I get a few early kills so i get retardedly strong in the midgame
>Have about +200 ap from passive
>Instakill the enemy varus when he walks into my stun
>He starts typing "cheater" into allchat
>Btw he's french
>Decide to focus on the fucker
>Instakill him about 4 more times
>He's still calling me a cheater and offering a 1v1 because veigar is such a stupid noob champion
>Mfw i kill him just by ulting him when we're destroying their base
>>159412991
>Playing veigar support
E N O U G H
>first game of the day
>adc
>get camped by jungler
>top starts screaming report bot while losing his own lane and mid is feeding and our jungler mostly exists to feed enemy jungler and bot
>ff 20 because the team falls apart and top spends all his time whining
>second game
>support
>we're doing fine
>get first kill on our lane too
>5 minutes in mid, top and jungler are at each other's throats ping spamming, report crying, silver surfer accusing and all chatting all over the place
>ff 20 again because all team work is completely obliterated and people and standing idly hammering their keyboards while turrets right fucking next to them are getting rekt
They were even doing fine when they actually just tried instead of immediately whining.
Why
>>159403953
Could you give me the sauce?please
>>159411679
why do you give a single shit about picking meta, the goal of ranked is to win the game, nothing else matters.
>>159412661
>reksi getting cinderhuk, dmp, and LDR
what the actual fuck
how could you possibly justify that? You are literally building against your own item.
Would Sivir dateGraves?
>>159412745
Jungle shyv:
back first after your first full clear for level 4 and either buy brown paper bag boots + pots and a pink or straight up blue smite upgrade from machete. red smite is okay as well but any cc you can add to shyv is always welcome
finish boots early as mobis on 2nd back, these are your gank tool + ghost. second item after boots, cinderhulk. then just go full tank desu
3rd/4th items should always be mallet and titanic. are you ahead and need to stick to targets that are running away from you? get mallet 3rd and titanic 4th. are you behind? get titanic and then mallet after
5th and 6th items are your items that have resists + health. for the armor one its basically between deadman's and randiuns based on their team comp. mr one is pretty much always visage because banshee is kind of ass right now, especially on tanks
at some point past 30 minutes you should sell mobis for mercs. or tabi in the rare occasion where the enemy team is full ad and has little cc.
t. decent shyv player
hop it helps
Is Shen viable top lane? I don't want to unlock him and be disappointed.
>>159413269
Who wouldn't date Graves?
>>159413279
Rage Blade is shit on Shyv now too? What about that Devourer shit?
post current listenings and fav champ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0_2Wq9Aos4really good and well-made video, still love this band even with out staley
>>159413352BARREL
>>159413345
You get your face raped if the enemy pick ranged champ since you cant safe farm for shit and rely on your shitty short as fuck range all in taunt to win lane
>>159413362
>rage blade
>devourer
nigga you're shyvana, you literally build full tank and still shit out damage. hence, you don't need damage items. dragongirl rule of thumb: if it doesn't have hp on it don't fucking buy it
>>159413294
those are beautiful
>wake up
>find out streamfu is getting married
is life meant to make you suffer?
>>159404883
>>159413691
>is life meant to make you suffer?
Only if you choose the Jedi path.
>>159413557
post more, you're already getting the hammer. might as well make some of our day.
>>159413154
I dont have a clue, the entire game felt surreal.
I think I had 40 cs at 15 minutes because people just kept going to dragon pit 1 by 1 to get killed by me.
The enemy team comp was retarded
Reksai was afk farming the entire game.
Riven would just push lanes to towers and then back instead of taking the tower, we had all their outside towers down by 25 mins but it took us another 20 to get an inhib one down because of that, and lb just camping bushes and then backing immediately after a kill.
Tahm was decent though, aside from no wards.
I didn't know if the game was ever going to end.
>tfw no cute hemomancer bf
how do i get good teammates?
>>159413020
Maybe i was destined to be a veigar main.
We're not going to beautiful girls champions ever again right ? fucking riot. the last nice girl was fucking jinx 3 years ago.
master yi really feels like hes made of paper
how long do you farm and for what before you enter the YI ZONE?
>>159413974
>riven least damage
fuck this guy he needs to find a new champ, i hate it when people make my main look bad
>>159413279
>Cinderhulk into full tank
There are so much better junglers for that, full tank is wasted on Shyv nothing in her kit encourages that kind of play
>>159404883
i'm a diverse individual
Seems like a good time enjoy some Wembs
>>159413891
>see that reksai has phantom dancer
>tahm with no sightstone
>singed has cleanse
I'm sorry you had to play this game
Just fuck my shit UP
>>159414261
some good autoing of the creeps there as you begin to fight ez
>>159414261
postlewdwebms
>winning in ranked
>for the first time in 5 years my pc crashes during a league game
>when i come back like 3 minutes later than i thought i would due to shit client taking a century to open we have 0 inhibs and teams are clawing at eachothers throats
>mfw i realize the reason they've been getting stomped is our peelers weren't peeling for MF
>mfw we instantly start winning since im janna and back in it
league sucks
>>159414261
>draven autos a bunch of creeps
>still kills the ezreal standing completely still
what fucking elo is this?
>>159414334
How do i alpha client pls help
>>159414408
you sign up somewhere on their website and wait
took like 10 days to get a response
>>159414176
>full tank is wasted on Shyv nothing in her kit encourages that kind of play
uhh? she is literally a front liner. her kit rewards her standing inside a group of five enemies with her w ticking
in case you weren't paying attention, building tank of shyv still makes you do massive damage. so why build damage when you can build tank and still DO the damage while being unkillable?
>>159414375
>auto'd 1 creep on accident during the fight
>"a bunch"
>>159414365
okay but im on nofap so
Is Lis worth getting for top?
>>159414346
I'm the Ezreal, it's late, so people are fucking up mechanically and shit.
Anyway, post Webms.
>>159414565
>that zed
how do you fuck up that bad?
>>159414565
is this a vg vs vg
>>159414375
>commenting about Ezreal standing still
what is there to kite? It's Draven, you're better off not wasting animations on walking when you can try to maximize DPS. Moving at a certain amount of AS only causes you to get hits out slower even with cancels in mind.
come in lolgen, this is master yi
i am entering the yi zone, over
>>159414261
Is this silver? Jesus christ they are both shit
>>159414701
>what is there to kite?
You can E away and q him so he at least has to stop his own dps for a little bit, especially since your q outranges him.
Or just don't duel a draven with bt as ezreal, that sounds like a good idea.
>>159414729
https://youtu.be/Xi0TIoL3yhw?t=3m37s
>>159414816
ez used his phase shift or w/e it's called and after that it was no use for him to move
draven just killed one creep on accident
/lolg/ pretends they would play better
>>159414365
>>159414816
Um, you do understand Draven can easily stay in range of Ezreal at this point of the game, right? His E gives him an MS buff, plus I had already Q'd, so by the time my next Q would be up, he would have been in range of me. Like I typed, there is nothing to kit. The best thing you can do there is maximize DPS.
>>159414939
I would not take that duel in the first place, you can't win it.
>>159414973
i have boner
>>159414261
>Draven is one level lower
>Waste one attack on creep
>Ez still cant win
Such a shit can champ
>>159414973
>that webm
Anime is so fucking bad holy shit.
>>159414973
>anime
>>159415083
adc scale with levels
>>159414987
Kiting doesn't just mean walking away as you attack. You can sidestep and whatnot. Firstly to make it harder for him to land his E so you're not disabled for a second and lose deeps.
Secondly, it makes it harder for him to click you if you're constantly moving. Same as when you're moving around while CSing.
So you are farming in the bot lane with you are waifu and then this guy roll over the wall and slap her ass, what do you do?
Remember that nothing personel kid
>>159414998
Well it turned out to be a draw, which was the fun of it. One bad action on both parts and it turned out to become a draw. But you're trying very hard to ruin it, instead of enjoying things and posting webms.
>>159414039
Phantom dancer, black cleaver, DMP, tabi or greaves, maybe an infinity edge as a luxury item, also buy a bortk. Mainly you want attack speed(because more attack speed= more alpha strikes and mpre double strikes), then crit (more crit means more powerful double strikes and more powerful alpha strikes) and some HP( black cleaver and DMP) alsp the bonus movespeed from the DMP and Black cleaver is very useful
Or just start off with 5 red sodas and a shirt, then turn the shirt into a rad scythe and then 4 doubleswords, a pair of move really fast boots and a wriggles lantern (the best item in the game)
>>159415109
>>159415126
you're on the wrong website
>>159415083
>champ that only has single target dps
vs
>champ that has a long range low-cd ability designed for poke
hmm, i wonder if the "1v1 me fgt (non vayne edition" adc will beat the "oh fuck its an enemy let me just blink away" adc.
>>159415230
This is NormieChan. You can take your anime to 2ch.
>>159415197
Tell Hiryu Strider he's in the wrong game.
>>159415281
>Designed for poke
Ez poke is not even good
>>159415198
>two players standing still and killing each other is funny
Wood division is funny
this is just stupid
>>159414459
>Has no cc
>Base damages are meh
If you just want to stand on people with burnout running you'd do MUCH better just playing Dr Mundo as his Burny Agony has higher base damage and he's much tankier than Shyvana is. Alternatively Amumu and Sejuani can do the same thing but bring AoE team stuns into play as well.
Shyvana is a duelest. She needs a bit of damage in her itemization to duel people.
>>159414973
I would like to know the name of this show
>>159415156
>"Kiting doesn't just mean walking away as you attack"
>"Kite after his E already hit"
You almost had me
>"Harder to click by moving"
>There is nothing to reasonably misclick on
Ok, you got me.
>>159415352
no, its not really, but combined with his kiting potential it makes him annoying to chase down, all the while you're being slowed and poked down. Draven and ez are fundamentally different types of adc. A decent fight would be draven vs vayne.
>>159415363
>Shyvana is a duelest.
loses early to amumu
Is there anyway to help one to stop misclicking?
Sometime i keep misattacking the enemy if he is within a minion wave
>>159415230
I fap to plenty of degenerate porn manga on sad panda, but modern anime is specifically shit because of stuff like that. Cheesy fan service made to be fapped to that isn't even porn. It's shit captain.
>>159414973
Delet this.
> all these people complaining about how talon can jump over walls
> when fucking kassadin can do that on a 5 second cooldown with added damage
> stay mad talonbabs, teleporting behind me when i play kassadin just means you are an easier target
Have fun with your subgenius, subnormal pathetic nonvoid quote-unquote "assassin"
Could Zed beatGangplankin a fistfight?
Zed can use his shadows.
>>159415368
Fine, keep thinking you just stand and shoot.
Haven't you got your CoD preorder to pick up?
>>159415357
>funny
who said anything was funny?
>>159415443
How? There is literally things within the game to prevent misclicking being an actual problem.
>>159415083
http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2337885228/230679949?tab=overview
At least you can still carry with him. The Ezreal is shit meme needs to die.
>>159415432
Stop being terrible at video games.
>>159415491
>Zed can use his shadows.
gangplank can use his crewmen?
>>159415491
If he could use his shadows, then yea. GP doesn't have eyes in the back of his head.
He'd win if Zed couldn't use shadows, though. He's just a ninja.
>>159415443
Bind attack click to a keyboard button. If i remember correctly, there is a certain attack command that ignores minions in the general vicinity of your click
>>159415352
>Ez poke
>not good
>>159414973girls are aggressive about this kinda shit. This isn't even a joke either. My older sister, when I was too young to understand, exchanged sucking my dick for me sucking her tits. I was maybe 6 and she was like 10. I was completely innocent and naive about it, but in hindsight she was 100% trying to practice on the only source she had access to, but at 6 all i had was a little 1 incher not yet capable of erection, so she really didnt' get anything out of it. A few years later (8?) when I attemtped to make fun of her by telling my friends about it in her presence, she kicked me full force in the nuts. There was no attraction, and there still isn't, but I can say from experience at least that girls are not opposed to learning the ropes using their sibling.
In light of this, it actually kinda makes sense how incest is portrayed more commonly in animes.
AMA
also why do you think lux is usually portrayed as the one that wants it, not garen? bitches be trifling.
>>159415363
you forgot her e % damage
which you can triple proc with auto and q reset
and then double proc with auto and titanic reset
thats five autos also with the titanic damage increase to autos on
you also get +65 damage from that build. another +9 if you're running ad marks like you should be
you also do mixed damage so only tanks can build against your damage
and if you aren't retarded you can use your ult's aoe switch on your e and q to basically do everything I just said but to their entire team with a small magic damage nuke/knockback to start it off
like nigga you are talking to a totally really decent shyv player and you're full of shit when you say shyvana is a worse mundo. sejuani also has less damage but makes up for it in aoe cc.
>shyvana is a duelist
this applies in the early game, yes, but if you go into teamfights with that mindset you will lose your fucking team the game like that but even THEN if you need to duel someone 1v1 you still can blow their face in as a damage-shitting tank. unless they are a kiting champion like ez or something but like nigga just w away hahaha they can't do anything
>base damages are meh
stay boosted, family
>>159413053Valmar on HF
>>159415557
Why don't people just use the all in one? I know there's A+click but why not just use the one where you just click instead of doing A+click. I have the all in one attack move bound to my mouse wheel but thinking of rebinding it to a side button.
>>159415493
You're trying to look at the big picture too much right now. In other cases, yes, I would kite to hell, but in this case, that wasn't a rational route to take. I'm better off trying to bust out as many AAs as I can.
>>159412979
I see you don't have the epilepsy edition of that. here have the better version.
>>159414515
Help,I thought you fags played her a lot.
>Is Lissandra top good?
>>159415652
>>159415641
this is actually really hot
when you understood what had happened at like 8 you should've tried domming her like she did you earlier
>>159415778
>Liss top good?
>no
>Liss top playable
>yes
It's like Cass, she's better mid, but if you feel like the matchup will be totally in your favor, do it.
>>159415804
how is this only eight thousand bytes
>>159415365
Grisaia no Kajitsu
Calling it now.
>Assassins will be pathetically weak with the exception of rengar/kha
>Mages remain unaffected by the changes
>Bruisers/divers will abuse a few items resulting in them getting toned down.
>ADC become even more cancerous than they already are due to the fact that their only counter(assassins) was nerf'd into the ground
>Tanks will abuse the new mastery until they get it nerf'd leaving them in the dust with everyone else while ADC babbies reign supreme over everyone else again just like last preseason.
>>159415642
>Explains how Shyvana's power exists in her auto attack capability
>While in the same breath trying to explain how Shyvana is a teamfighter and not a duelest
>this applies in the early game, yes, but if you go into teamfights with that mindset
Play her like Master Yi or Tryndamere instead. Splitpush hard on her
>stay boosted, family
Her base damages ARE meh. Flame breath has no base damage at all, Burnout is 70 damage per second (by comparison Mundo is 95 damage a second, Karthus E is 110 damage per second, and Amumu is 70 per second against someone with 1,500 max health, going up quickly the higher health they have), and twin bites base damage is your base AD.
Her base damages are awful. Shyvana is good with auto attacks and needs autos to output any damage beyond "negligible".
>finally hit level 30
>get 100+ normals under my belt
>have still never convincingly won or dominated lane
I'm getting tired of having to pic related to my team every game senpai. How do I git gud?
How do I jungle Taliyah?
>>159416254
>100+ normals
try 1000+ normals
you've barely even played the game
>>159416254
Do not be sorry, be excellent.
>>159416254
What lane do you mostly play? What champions?
say what you will about riot games
but their music has always been god-tier
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=esxdoKTWKAs
>>159416254
Play ranked and win at least one match. If you win at least one out of ten, you get put into bronze 3, aka your stepping stone for getting good
>>159416172
i was going to refute your retardedly bad points until i realized you didn't even reply to her e% damage at all which is a very decent portion of her damage
anyways i am kind of done talking to someone who obviously doesn't even play the champion
>ywn be used and then tossed aside by Cassiopeia
I want to cry.
>>159416490
But I did, you don't just do percent max health damage for people being near you, you have to actually auto attack them for it.
Which in case you forgot everything except your Q in dragon form in those auto attacks are SINGLE TARGET.
So you're still doing single-target nuke damage and not AOE nuke damage.
I'm trying to figure out if you're taking me for a ruse cruse or just fucking retarded.
>>159416427
>listening to ingame soundtracks
Canonically, could Yasuo best Master Yi in a sword fight?
Lulu is the strongest!
THE STRONGEST!
>1st or 2nd pick
>can't ban lee sin
>>159416752
Pretty sure Yi is one of the strongest champs lore wise, meanwhile Yasuo is just some nip samurai-man who's only special ability is HASAKI.
>>159415853
>two children failing to perform sex acts on each other/
>hot
The FBI would have a field day with you.it actually tickled like really bad. I couldn't take it for more than like 7 seconds before i errupted in giggles.
>8yo
>still incapable of boners but now aware of concepts
>dominating a 13yo
anon you really gotta get real. also my sister was a total bitch from the instant puberty hit her until she got a boyfriend who wouldn't take her shit in her early 20s. dated for 2-3 years, were going to break it off because of her bitchyness, sat down and talked out what the problems were and how she could fix them. fixed her bitchyness for him. Now she's 30 and they're now married with their own home and trying to start their own family. he's a great guy too.
>>159416669
>SINGLE TARGET
>except your Q in dragon form
you literally just refuted your own argument. are you actually trying to tell me you don't ult every fight? i think i know now why you're stuck in silver
>>159416098
ADC'S HAVE AN ON DEMAND SPELL SHIELD NOW
EVERYONE IS SIVIR
>>159416752
hahahahaa...nooo
whos better thresh or blitzcrank
>>159416752
>Canonically, could Yasuo best Master Yi in a sword fight?
On the subject of canon.
It's safe to say that Syndra is the most powerful human mage in LoL correct?
>>159417071
They're both shit
>>159417008
Okay next time you duel someone as Shyvana flame breath them and Q them once and stop autoing them since that's apparently where all of your damage is.
Tell me how well it works out for you.
>>159417120
Annie is
She's 6 and has an army of grown men so scared of her that they exile her entire tribe and try to placate her
>>159416983
ah but you see, total bitches were literally maid for domming
and two siblings at 6 and 10 doing lewd things to each other? why would the fbi care?
i wish i had a sister to do >>159414973 with when i was young. you siblinganons have it too good
>>159417120
>Most Powerfull human
Presplit kindred
>>159417016
The spell shield is the least of my worries.
I'm more terrified about the absurd amounts of damage they'll be dealing in teamfights now that assassins can no longer assassinate like before thanks to ADC babbies crying about them til they got them nerf'd.
I mean I'll still be playing my main man shaco but with how hard they nerf'd him my presence in teamfights is gonna be even weaker unless I built pure AP or Tank golem with sunfire/titanic hydra.
>>159417182
i somewhat agree with this
i am also having an urge to make a list of strongest to weakest champions canonically right about now
why can't in this game a top lane hero go mid lane? is it because you lose too hard to mid lane heroes or something? if thats the case why can't you send a mid lane hero to the top lane?
>tfw no kogmaw adc to support with lulu
>>159417271
Do it.
>>159417293
You can easily go mid with most top laners.
>>159417182
>She's 6 and has an army of grown men so scared of her that they exile her entire tribe and try to placate her
She was born in exile. So no, that's not a thing.
Syndra has an entire nation afraid of her.
Syndra is literally Annie grown up.
>>159417293
Because the lanes aren't equal length, and top lane champs are generally tankier than mid lane champs. Mid lane champs have better waveclear, which is why they're in the position that can roam the best
>>159416254
play the girl which you posted
she dominates lanes
>>159417120
It would be a draw between Syndra, Grown-up Annie and grown-up elementarist Lux.
>>159417293
>Can't take a toplaner in midlane
Excuse me?It's too early to be shitposting with no sleep
>>159417194
I have 2 sisters anon, I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemies.
I'm unironically misogynistic because of them.
>hit level10
>jungle
>duo support+adc bottom
>wait
>...
>duo top
>no mid
>
>this happens multiple games in a row and i have to sit mid with some shitty melee jungler with smite
end my fucking life
>>159417293
Mid-lane champions don't tend to do well in toplane because the lane is MUCH longer than midlane is and is far from botside jungle.
So midlaners that like to roam can't roam in toplane and scale into uselessness because of it, and midlaners that need the safety of midlane to get to endgame will be camped by the jungler because of the long lane.
Meanwhile toplaners in mid lane tend to get poked and bullied out and because the lane is so short it's hard for the jungler to punish the enemy midlaner for it.
>>159417298
buddy wants to duoQ so i'll do it in an hour or a few. expect it posted like next thread for feedback/revisions. unless someone beats me to it
>>159417378
i think that anon meant who is the most powerful currently in the lore
>>159417293
>>159417390
If I were being real though, most toplaners are melee based while midlaners are ranged based. Range beats melee with poke, hence why Quinn top is a fucking bitch to fight with no CC. That and also mid is the most viable lane for a gank also hindering your ability to farm well as a toplaner.
>provi on my smurf
>malphite is a literal god champ
>>159417447
Then the most powerful human magic user is Syndra if you don't count Ryze.
>shield
>good auto harass with passive
>strong zoning potential
c-can she support?
>>159417545
AHEM
>>159417560
She only has strong zoning potential when she has AP
Her base damages are low as fuck
>>159417401
guys someone get ME OUT OF THIS GAME
So I started queuing fill because fuck queue times and the diamond dream is dead. I'm getting matched with people more than 5 divs below me. What the fuck Riot?
>>159417560
yes, although her damage is pretty negligible outside of laning.
her W speed/slow is pretty lame. Q does like no damage so its basically only for repositioning the ball if you're playing her support. shield is purty good and the ult is great if you have an initiating tank on your team that synergizes well with it
otherwise no
>>159417120
syndra literally lives the dream, she flies in the sky in her own castle all alone
i hope she has the internet there too though
What is best in life?
>>159417718
Death
>>159417718
Doing things that make you happy.
>>159417789
>girls
>>159417885
Well, unless you're gay. In which case I guess it's ok to cum inside boys andget AIDS and die.
>>159417718
To crush your jungle camps, see their buffs upon you and to hear the lamentation of the enemy Nunu as he realizes you already cleared everything
Fuck you Nunu.
>>159417591
The problem with Zil is that while time manipulation is cool and all I just don't see him being powerful enough to do what Syndra does at her level.
And if you flipped it around I could easily see Syndra being able to use time magic given enough time and applying it just as effectively if not better then Zil.
i keep buying refilable pots because i saw pros do that at worlds
>>159417974
she is so qt
tfw no qt gf
>>159418189
Just imagine going to bed every night with her in your arms and your cum in her ass.
>>159418138
>And if you flipped it around I could easily see Syndra being able to use time magic given enough time and applying it just as effectively if not better then Zil.
Syndra can barely control what she's already got, there's no way she'd get much stronger than she currently is
>>159403953
yes, just for the times she has fucked me
So is the new ryze retarded good or am I just retarded?
>>159418334
Depends, are you retarted good or just retarted?
>>159418334
>Been almost pick/ban since the rework
gee i dunno boss
>>159417120
>most powerful
>human mageKNOW THAT IF THE TABLES WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO MERCY
>>159418138
>>159418274
We literally have no idea what Syndra is capable of. For now she just crushes things with her spheres and lifts stuff. We just know that she has "amazing potential", stop making up stuff.
>>159417718
Seeing a cute metal guy in the supermarket and "accidentally" crash into him just to cop a feel and smell his hair.
why does QTP think he's good
playing early in the morning when no pros play
Does anyone else ever feel a bond with their main? Like no matter what you'll always have faith in the champion and your ability to play them to it's full potential. You've experienced so much with the champion
>1st 5/7 rank mastery
>1st champion to go to ranked with
>penta kills
>those long back and forth games that end in only the slightest of victories
You and your main carry an unbreakable bond that always separates them from the rest of your roster.that or I'm also an overly sentimental dunce and no one feels like that
>>159418347
retarded
>>159418364
I started playing for the first time since like season 2 the other day
>>159418442
>Refusing any notion of balance or restraint, Syndra wants only to retain control of her power
>>159417736
Second.
>>159418476
Oh
Well he's been reworked 3 times since then and each time he's been insanely OP and then gutted back down
>>159418334
Nah,his WR is well below 50
>>159418524
That just implies that she wants to develop her powers as far as it's possible, it doesn't say what she is actually capable of.
>>159418274
Even so, she's still more powerful then Zil currently is. And from what I can tell from read her lore she's getting more powerful by the day.
Zil has a very powerful specialized ability. He's the guy who practices one punch 1000 times a day. But in terms of raw power I have to put my money on Syndra.
do you think this is good enough for 4 rp
>>159418607
>reworked 3 times
lmfao Riot
is ad leona jg viable in diamond 5
>>159418807
What the fuck is that
Any tips for someone trying to learn Jarvan?
>>159418378
>Veigar
>A human
>>159419029FULLATTACKDAMAGE
>>159419029
Yes__________kys______________________
>>159418882
How do you even clear camps?
>blah blah muh most powerful mage xD
At what point did /lolg/ forget Xerath existed?
>>159419182
>most powerful HUMAN mage
>>159419182
nigga basically curb stomped a god in broad day light
>tfw your waifu is going to carry you out of silver
>>159419182
>Talking about the most powerful human Mage
>Brings up an Ascended being
What does he mean by this?
>>159417268
I can't wait for shit like leona naut or even udyr to come flying in, stunning people for a 1 million hp 7 times a team fight
Its a steraks for the start, middle and clean up of fights
>yasuo banned in norms
>someone dodges
can't wait for 10 bans
>>159419245
Yes we could be nihilistic about everything but after a while that gets boring and repetitive
>>159418334
He's stupid good if brought to his full potential. As in someone with a team who actually knows how to use his ult and doesn't kill themselves with it.
>>159419370
Then take the absurdist viewpoint.
>>159419443
no unless youre duoing with it b e c a u s e it's a trap
>>159419451
Looked into it. So that's what my mindset is called, never actually thought about it.
>They removed janna ass wiggle taunt
WHAT
>>159419565
they removed the spank at the end, the wiggle is still there
>>159419565
She still wiggles she just doesnt smack it anymore.
>>159419476
What if your dick accidentally falls into trap's mouth after the game?
>play 6 games of brand supp
>top dmg every goddamn game
whats the point in playing
>>159417560
>c-can she support?
yes
max E and your ADC has like 30+ armour and MR for free with a personal speed boost /no travel time shield when ever
think juggmaw but duellists say with vayne, vaynori? oryanna? vaynanna?
>>159417634
because fuck queue times
t. riot
>>159415617
>Ez poke
>Good
>Short as shit range
>Can be blocked by minion
>Minimal fucking damage
Ashe poke is good, Miss poke is good, Varus poke is good, shit if you time it right then Jhin can poke somewhat
Ez's is mediocre as fuck
>>159419746
yeah i think im gonna get off the fill ride
getting matched with golds :/
Is ADC Varus viable?
I tried multiple games but he just doesn't seem to be doing any real damage
Or do I just suck?
>>159408735
I'm Diamond 4 actually and i still do that
>>159417401
this has been happening to me very often as well. they never come back for the longest time its horrible!
>>159416915
Yi isnt even on god level like Xerath or Vegar
Lulu is probaly stronger than him too
>Still no Evil Nazi Champ
>>159417885
>>159419860
>>159419860
>Swain
>>159408916
>he doesn't jungle with one hand while using the other furiously masturbation to his waifu's ass
I played with a blitzcrank that would only try to grab our Sona? It really made me think.
>jungle
>win
>mid mage
>win
>bruiser top
>win>support
>win
>adc
>lose
>>159420085
Learn to position and farm
Would Fiora and Jax everhold hands?
>Just play safe and outscale him
lolbabs?
How am I supposed to train ADC in normals if in every game my team has a feeder?
That's why people use ranked for things like this
>>159420316
>That shit WR
Lmao bronzie
>>159408920
What champions would you stop playing entirely if they didn't have the theme they currently had.
>kalista and trundle refuse to ward
>get murdered by viktor even after i ping six times in lane and down river
>wonder why i cant farm when bot lane cycles mid and kalista starts taking all the farm
>wonders why viktor is so fed after dying to him over and over
>think their mastery 7 icon is worth anything
s m h
back to the magical realm of gold 5 boys
>>159420449
>kalista
lol
>>159420443
Sion
Literally cant bring himself to buy his new skin since it doesnt have his usual voice and "IS THIS WHAT PASSED FOR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR"
>>159420389
thats the winrate of darius
Today i met a D5 Smurf on EUW
>Load in Champ Select
>I said ban yasuo but he starts flaming me saying yasuo is not op and we should ban amumu instead
>I ban Amumu to please him and he locks in Morgana
>Brags in chat about his rank
>Goes 0/4/0 in the first 10 minutes vs enemy yasuo who says he's gold 3 when morg asked him in chat
>He has 68 cs in 10 mins
>He keeps flaming everyone in chat but we still won that game because we had a plat blitz
Are all diamond players this shit or is it just the diamond 5 ones?
>>159403890
when you name drop yourself enough, people probably dislike seeing you
I wish i could see which champs i already have the chest and which i have not during champ select
>Shaco goes mid and afks in a bush
>Reksai afks at mountain after giving 3 kills to enemy jungler
>Evelynn feeds enemy Trundle while "ganking"
Placements are cancer, how in the ever loving hell are these people in gold?
>>159420653
>EUW
heh
>>159420653
>believing anything somebody says online
he's probably not even ranked
>>159420653
>d5 smurf
>>159420707
what would be the point of namedropping in solo queue, that makes zero sense anon
>it's a "Yasuo does one correct ult the entire game" episode
>featuring Kennen, the most useless champ ever
I don't get why people think they are going to win just by picking FOTM.
Why Kennen/Yasuo mains? Why do you like to be trash every game?
>>159420797
>ekko
>nep
>>159420732
gold are just the dudes who understand how to farm and that turrets hurt you sometimes
that's literally it
oh, and going mid lane as soon as theyve taken their own lanes turret
man i hate the aram meta
is elitepvpers good if i want to boost other people
>>159420898
>not cycling between lanes to take down all turrets
it's like you don't want to destroy the enemies turrets
>tfw I am the only one in this general that gets sad ahold will never be my girlfriend
>I'm surrounded by weirdos who like 2d drawings of cat girls and anime shit
>Urgot gets reworked
>is no longer the Frankenstein's monster of leaguethis is my greatest fear
>>159421034
yes hello i too am autistic
>tfw you accidentally a vagina
>tfw you were so close to becoming a wizard
>tfw it's all gone now
>>159421073
reminder that for over an entire year, riot believed nobody played urgot because he was ugly, not that he was complete trash
>>159421073
as an urgot main im scared seeing as the latest reworks and champs were just memes
Room for one more? ;)
>>159420797
Why did he pick kennen jungle? Who was your support? Why do you have mejais when you could clearly buy an actual item? Why does jhin have ga when he needs to output dps? Who was their support? If it was the anivia, why the fuck does she have a roa? Why would yasuo buy a steraks but no mallet? Why do 6 players have unupgraded trinkets after 51 minutes? Why did jhin buy lw against 4 squishies? Why does tryndamere have a hydra and not a bc or second zeal item or triforce? Why do neither of your other aps have voids? Why do 4 of the 5 aps in this game not have deathcaps? Why do velkoz and anivia have liandries against no tanks? Why didn't you swap cdr boots for mercs? Why didn't yasuo swap greaves for mercs? Why does cait have two zeal items but very little lifesteal?
So many questions
this is pretty fun
>>159421145
Good going, anon.
>>159421145
I hate it when that happens.
I did it fags I am diamond
>>159421424
/r/UrgotMains
>>159421535
I'm coal
>>159421424
Oh god my boner.
>>159421538
Thank you, I have autism now. This is worse than Singed mains.
>>159421424
Im a Galio Main
Am i rarer?
>>159421424
Source?
>Pick Illaoi on a whim
>Enemy toplaner picks Trynd since he just stands there and manfights you 1v1, which is what I think he was going for
>Dumpster the lane
>Take tower, proceed to just walk bot and proxy five waves because the enemy bot can't deal with me
>Kill bot
>Take mid tier 2 and inhib because the enemy team can't even walk up without getting hit with an E and losing half their health
>Stand in the enemy base 2v4ing with my Orianna for nearly five minutes as the rest of my team pushes every other lane
MOVE
What is this 1 point in vampirism and 4 in natural talent meme? does it work?
>>159420584
but he isTHE PROTOTYPE AND THE PINNACLE, THE FIRST GENERATION AND THE LAST
>>159403934
Sauce?
>want to play/main my waifu
>I only end up making a fool of her whenever I do
any tips?
nice was mistake
>>159422107
DEATH IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS
>>159421424
i used to be top 100 urgot world before my pc broke nigger
now im 500 but i dont ranked anymore maybe next season
>>159422296
armour pen was a mistake
>>159421283
No idea
VelKoz
25 stacks
Built late
Anivia
Gold shittier
gold shittier
gold faggots
I have no idea
because he is bad
but I had void staff
because the stupid malzahar cucked me, for the others I don't know
again no idea
I had already the qss
no idea
>>159421073
but anon, that's Sion now
>>159422390
>not posting full rez
c'mon anon
>>159409317
Whats your lifestyle like mate?
>>159422237
Look up guides on youtube. Look at the champion stats on op.gg and champion.gg. Play her alot and play her enough to know what you should and should not do. Playing someone out of meta means you have to play and try harder than someone in meta.
How do I play D Cane?
>>159422779
>His lifestyle doesn't entail eating soup while playing league and rubbing one out at the same time
Don't you like using time efficiently, anon?
>>159421896
That's what the top winrates are in Plat+ for Korea and they don't meme
>>159422296
There are no two words in the English language more harmful than "good game".
>>159422969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyrjWaQQRo
Meh.
Allright, it's over. I still had a chance to hit master this morning if I kept up on a ~70% winrate that I had since this week
But I only got 3 whole days left and I didn't win enough this morning so I'm afraid time is running short
As I said, being d3 d2 or d1 is a different shade of shit so I might as well end this litteral meme-season in a shit elo and focus on the next
Let's hope Riot does something about queueing support secondary (just kidding they never will)
Anyone else having issues with the new Alpha Client Champ Select lagging?
>tfw can't settle on a main
I like every champion and want to play them all but I can't decide on a main or position :(
Can someone pls take a look at my stats and suggest something?
Nintendo625 EUW
Thanks
>ult as vi
>get stuck in ult animation floating around for 10 seconds
>cant do anything other than move and take damage
>ult went on CD
What THE fuck
>>159423508
Wow you're fucking terrible.
Git good, bronze shitter.
>>159423463
yup
and changes you've done to your mastery pages don't show up in the new client.
>>159423496
>go to the lolwikia
>open a random number generator in a new tab
>put 0 and number of champions into the number generator
>let it generate a number
the champ at that number is your new main
>>159423496
>asking other people to decide your main
sissy cuck
>>159423496
Play karthus all day every day and stop being a loser
>>159417268
Pretty bummed about the shaco nerfs too, I like to fuck around with crit damage lane shaco in normals from time to time. Though the AP playstyle changes mite b interesting.
What blue runes will give me the most value as a new player, CDR?
what do you call people that get sexually aroused by noses?
>>159423496
First you should go for a position, where do you have the most fun?
>>159423676
mostly magic resist
it depends on what you play
>>159423496
Karthus midlane
BE A MAN
>>159423730
All but jungle
>>159423573
Do you also have any issues regarding draft pick queue popping out and becoming unresponsive for a 3-4 second?I swear it quit like 3 games that i clicked to accept
>>159423676
flat Magic Resist
>>159423730
being pounded from behind
>>159423496
JUST PICK KARTHUS NIGGA
>>159423496
Pick the skeleton of bombs and outplays
>>159423928
jinx?
does euw lag for you too?
>>159423783
yup
it's just really badly optimized
they shouldn't have released it in the public alpha
>>159423496
>Last ranked 21 days ago
>Silver 4 MMR
Also your cs is shit, learn how to cs.
>>159423780
You can play Kenney anywhere but jungle
which is more fun, ASol or Lissandra?
>>159423946
Karthus
>>159423946
>>159424014
karthus
>>159403751
Where do I buy rune pages? I cannot find them in the store, and no, I mean rune PAGES not just runes. I only have 4 pages, I know that's not the max.
>Want to train for season 7 by playing on the pbe
>Playing with 180ms because you're a yuropoor is extremely painful
bad feels
Is Karthus a new meme I don't know about?
Why is everyone recommending him?
How do you guys feel about how the new (alpha) client looks so far?
Personally I think it is shit compared to the old one. It's something I could get used to, and it has yet to look disastrous, but even so it almost looks like a mobile game and presumptuous. And with the latter I mean that I don't like how it gives off this "epic game experience" vibe
>>159424203
samefag
>>159424203
karthus = best
>>159424203
Kathus is an underrated hyper-carry
He's also a load of fun of you just type "outplayed" in all chat after killing with your ult
>>159424014
Based Star Dragon
>>159420443
Kled. If he wasn't a screeching nutcase with the cutest pet in all of fiction, I'd drop him so quick. At least until the meta stopped being ranged tops+Pantheon.
>>159424253
How? Fag
>>159424246
CHANGE
IS
GOOD
>>159403953
no, because she isn't Nami
>>159424340QUIT FLOPPING AROUND
>>159424195
>not using this time to become a fortune teller dodging skill shots through game sense
>>159424246
Don't you mean pretentious, not presumptuous?
>>159424340
What's Nami doing to Darius?
>>159424328
>replace mediocre looking client with even worse pile of shit
>change is good
Some changes are not good. get cancer retard.
Who has the best bellybutton?
>>159424453
OVERWHELMINGWHORES
>>159424246
Been using it on PBE. It's fine. So far my only real issues are the Ferocity tree masteries have really bold borders when not selected so it's hard to tell at a glance which ones you've taken, and the fact that the rune pages no longer have a text list of all the stats on it like the old one.
The rune page icons are fairly intuitive but it still rustles me a little bit that I have to learn them at all.Changing the runes themselves to use the icons is a very nice addition though.
>>159424480
Jinx, duh. It's not some stretched-out anime-esque slit like the rest.
>Want to get the juicy +armor and mres while in combat mastery
>That means you opt out of the overpowered 15% cdr on summ spells
Why are choices so hard
>>159424480
Holy shit what is this abomination
>>159424472
EVOLVE
AND
OVERCOME
>>159424453
she'staking the bait
>>159424480
>>159424480
>>159406330
with a spoon
why do people finish hurricane first nowadays?
>>159424480
Taliyah.theoretically since she has no fanart or skins
>>159424673
CONSUME
AND
ADAPT
>>159424776
i didnt say
>who has the biggest nose
lolbab.
>>159424451
I mean, what difference is their, really?
If you know, please do tell. Could be good to know.
>>159403751
What`s the name of the guy on the right?
>>159424564
And that instantly renders it the best?
God I fucking hate Jinx-fags.
>>159424820
that would be renekton anyway
>>159424965
I don't like Jinx, just her tummy. My waifu is Kindred.
>>159424918
scarrard i think
>>159410743
i can be ur friend
>>159424626
>Saving pictures from F-List like some sort of lower animal
Really nigga
>>159404883
I eat damage for breakfast
>>159424781
Consume shit shiteater.
We need moreBROWNgirls
>>159424453
Filling her ballasts.
Is it ok to go ADC/top in ranked if I don't know how to cs properly?
>Get accepted into new Client Alpha
>queue up Draft Pick Mid and Top
>Queue pops up but clients is laggy so can't accept time
>wait 15 mins in queue and finally get it champ select
>my turn to ban
>suddenly client freezes so i have to alt tab and my ban is 6 seconds left
>quickly banned someone and mass clicked ban
>client doesn't register it
>get kicked out
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HUMANLY POSSIBLE TO MAKE A BIGGER PIECE OF SHIT CLIENT THAN THE ONE WE CURRENTLY HAVE?
>>159425079
Alright that's cute :3c
>>159424756
IE got nerfed
Being a fish, would Nami's tongue be super soft? Resulting in god-tier blowjobs?
>>159425181
I didn't save that from F-List, I got it from pixiv
>>159425401
are fish tongues soft? did aristotle write something about it?
>>159425401
No because she's fresh water fish and all your salt would kill her instantly
>>159425362
>all the shitty "adc mains" bitched and moaned about being useless early
>now i have to deal with this awkward attack speed first meta and my lategame damage is shit
>we're still fucking useless early aside from meme build lucian
Marksman update was the worst update ever put out
>>159415443
bind "target champions only" to T and hold down T whenever you engage an enemy so you don't fuck up and and accidentally click a minion
also, go into your mouse settings and uncheck "enhance pointer precision" (pic related) if it's not already unchecked. Enhanced pointer precision makes your mouse movements inconsistent which makes it impossible to build up muscle memory since your mouse movements will be different every time. it will feel weird for the first week or so but once you get used to it you will have much more clicking precision than before
last thing, you can use memebooster in queue. lookup "aimbooster" and practice right clicking the targets (can't post link because spam filter)
why are there so many riot shills all of a sudden?
Is it because they are the only people left posting after this fucking disastrous year for league?
>>159417560
I started using her in supp, she's a lot of fun and ppl seem to be genuinely surprised by her.
She doesn't fit all team comps but boy, when she does, she wrecks ball-s
>manage to convince a girl to get on curse voice
>she's playing jinx
>won't auto anyone
>runs away at any sign of conflict
>carry her shit ass on gp
>S+
>asks if i want to duo
>tell her she's shit and i'm not going to boost her
>leave call
who alpha here
Is windspeaker's/thunderlord's really the way to go on Taric? Seems like bond of stone would be better.
>>159425817
it's not alpha unless you fucked her
enjoy your wizardry
>>159425906
fucked her verbally
>>159425703
>this somehow got switched back on for who knows how long
Fuck, this explains some shit
>>159425251
>kindred
>>159425337
>entitled alpha testers
and the world moves on
>>159425817
not alpha because alpha wouldn't really care to inform others that he refused to play with some shitty girl player
>>159425993
kindred is literally perfectly white
>>159425817
Anon, you're supposed to play Jinx like that till mid/late game. Just farm farm farm and become huge. Shitting on her for not going in on your bronze-tier initiates is stupid.
>>159425993
>Brown
>Kindred
What did he mean by this?
>>159425856
desu I go fervour
>>159426028
>>159426069
have you seen under their masks and fur? NO
check mate
>>159425960
you verbally assaulted her, you monster
>>159425993
>kindred
anyone want to play on EUW with a silver shitter?
IGN: Farscace
>>159426039
when is late game, i think 45 minutes into a game counts as late game, right?
>>159426106
Have you ever looked at the colour of an animal's skin under it's fur? It's 99% of the time pasty white.
>>159426106
m8, i....
>>159426201
Did you not read the post? I said mid-late game. 20-45 minutes is when she's good.
>>159426303
i was being sarcastic because you have no idea about the nuances or what actually happened that game
>>159426106
the skin under the fur is usually white, try to shave you cat... actually just catch her and look at the roots of her hair
ask an autistic 410k darius one trick anything
>rank, region
D4, EUNE
>>159426039
>jinx cant fight early
w h a t
Chompers is THE dirtiest ability that any adc has access to
>>159426339
I suppose. Generally, it's a good idea for Jinx to play it safe, though. Still, if you were dunking hard, it'd be okay for her to follow up. I do hate it when I'm playing Leona or some shit and the ADC never follows up.
>>159426460
post more of those
>>159426460
Do you want to suck Darius' thick Noxian cock?
>>159426717
Ignore this thread
>>159426717
fuck off vladfag
>>159426717
mods
>vladfag is trying to be the next lissfag
don't
you were alright at first
but this is getting out of hand
>>159410729
CertainlyT didn't make Zed
I don't even think he worked at Riot at the time.
>>159426717
>it's not Vladfag
>it's some autist falseflagging
hmmmmmmm
>>159426886
I don't even make threads as often as ahrifags
>>159426896
he did. The idea that he made zed originally came about because a rioter mentioned CT worked on zed, leaving out that he was just helping the actual designer with implementing 1 small part of the kit. So he must have bee there at the time.
>>159427018
well, most ahrifags are gone so I don't consider them a problem anymore
>>159426929
fucking retard, you again begin thread wars? nobody gives a shit of some vladfag or whoever mande the first thread, but it certainly sucks to have a faggot like you who shits generals and tries to divide them in two
>>159427109
>daily threads with the same picture of ahri playing a game over and over again
At least post a different one every time lol
>every teammate feeds
>enemy team has 10 kills in 5 minutes
>i'm expected to win this shit somehow
There needs to be a way to remove bad players from matchmaking entirely.
>vladfag thread deleted
BASED
MODS
THEY DO IT FOR F R E E
>>159427212
what are you talking about?
>>159427269
B A S E D
A
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>>159427269
>>159427316
is it time to lambpost?
>Jungler refuses to gank the eenmy top laner even though he has no flash and is at my turret
This is why you cannot play top lane, junglers refuse to help even if it means free kills. I don't understand how some junglers are so fucking bad, they treat their role as PvE and maybe occasionally ganking bot.
>>159427423
no
don't post too much lamb, it will leave us with a bad image
>mask removed
>human features
dont do it
>>159427471
>jungle one trick
>all lanes are pushed up to enemy turret so i can never gank
it's the opposite for me, i'll gank top if the enemy is further towards my tower than the tribush
mid i'll gank if the enemy is closer towards my tower than the side lanes
bot i'll gank if they're pushed up
Hue Mongoose
>>159427423
>>159427548
It's always time to lambpost.
Nami was fine she was landing bubbles/warding doing shit correctly but this ezreal with the arcade ez xD skin fucking just blew ass. How are you that bad when youre that fucking of an easy champ, you have a flash on E and you have a absurd scaling, like holyshit im just salty i guess seeing how many times he e'd into yasuo/thresh/varus
>>159427548
>mask removed
>human features
But I like that and I'm not even a lambfag
>>159427660
>Double resistance items
>Zero HP items
Come on Anon you're in Gold you should have some kind of idea how to build in this game
inb4 SotA, it's not enough to ever justify two resist items in a row
>>159417718
Lulu.
>>159427746
why is sheep-chan less popular than some jhin? her conception is much more interesting
>>159427660
what's the point of sperging out in post-game chat
>>159427660
>complaining about muh team
>whilst playing ivern
>in gold
top kek
>>159427746
pure lamblamb is best lamb
>>159427867
I do it to see if I can get a rise or of anybody. There's nothing better than egging someone on so that they rage in the end game lobby.
>>159427773
Well I had to divert buildpath considering top/bot where getting pushed in while mid was being seiged, so last ditch effort was zzrot to push out a lane for some kind of relief normally after 2nd item (not jungle) i get an hp item relentless feeding made me have to try for it 3rd.
>>159427867
I just wanted him to explain why he sucked ass so much with such a safe adc.
>>159427879
nothing wrong with ivern, and yeah gold , great bantz lolbab.
>>159426358
>>159426214
>>159426209
>"hey you know this here furry fantasy creature whats'it that is a living incarnation of death an all? yeah well it has the same colour skin as me cat" - (you)'s
>>159428140
lamb is a real lamb tho
>>159428140
and what's your source it's brown?
>>159428140
Anon,how would she tan, if she's covered in fur?
>>159428280
im not even sure if her skin even can tan, it's a defensive reaction and we acquired it for being with naked skin for dozens af thousand years...
I just realised they have swear words in dota
>>159429094
And as of Kled, so does League.
>>159429094
>Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me
t.jax
>>159426460
What`s your ign?
>>159409440
BC IT IS! lol its not even hard to see why. Its completly ok that it is gay, just stop trying to prove its not. u have a lil gay in u if u like futa and thats ok....... faggot
>>159424656
LMAO
>>159418469
I completely agree. I've played my main from Bronze 5 to Plat 2 and across multiple accounts.