/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

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First for slimes

Vox are good people.

>>159291971
thanks faggot

>>159291971
>pic

He's not wrong. The only people who regularly read code are Coders (turbofaggots) and powergaymen (niggers)

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Remember to fight the Irish menace, resist the baddy paddy.

>>159291971
Ah yes, out of the history of /vg/ station I don't think there is anyone I hate more than goofball

>>159292504
Fuck off Cl*ster

You're just as shit tier as Celt and you both need to be banned. It's like Shitlery and Drumpf, nobody wants either of you around but you insist everyone does.

S c o o t a l o o s
>http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/73
S o o n

>>159293327
That isn't me though.

>>159292504
>>159293360
Oh, and fuck off with you 'lmao lets remove the roid' bullshit. You're fucking cancer.

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>>159293327
>>159293442
Ya, whatever faggot.
Good luck trying to get Spurdos in ever again, I'll block it every time.

>>159293442
I've never said to remove the roid, at any point.

>>159293442
I'd be all for removing the roid if it was replaced with another, more interesting place to explore and mine in. TGstation might be a deathmatch hellhole, but Lavaland is extremely fun to explore.

>>159293748
You support PJB and Sonix's plans to remove it, ergo you support removing the roid. Now either tell them to fuck off with their retarded bullshit or fuck off.

>>159293748
hey clusterfack you know what you should do and i would really appreciate it???
fix Bump()
:^)

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>>159291971
>I took 5 days off of work to play SS13

>>159293818
Get lummox to fix bump
http://www.byond.com/forum/?post=2079322

>>159293805
Except I've never said that either, and you wont find a single source that I ever have because all you're doing is repeating a lie you've heard.

>>159293903
Hey cluster remember the time you pretended not to be yourself in the thread but everyone knew it was you? wasn't that hilarious?

>>159293903
lummox won't fix bump
lummox will never ever fix bump
it is up to you for you are the chosen one

>>159293954
That was someone else, I was talking to them in the coder discord recently about it.

>>159293903
>i've never said that
Except the design doc on google docs specifically had a comment from you on there stating that you'd support either one of their ideas if they went through with it.

Suspiciously enough however, it seems to be gone. Gee willickers, I wonder where it could have gone, maybe I'm hallucinating!

Or wait, maybe you just deleted it because you realized how fucking thin the ice you're treading is and shit like that could make it crack.

>>159294261
You can check the revision history of every point within the document cant you?

>>159294413
I've got no fucking clue, I don't screw with google enough to know that kind of shit. I do however fucking recall that there WAS a fucking comment from Cluster stating his support for either of PJB or Sonix' retarded 'remove the roid because muh vision' ideas.

>>159294261
>Cluster gets called out on his shit
>suddenly vanishes
hmm....

>>159295108
>ask for evidence
>guy cant find it but swear he remembers it

What more do you expect?

How do I locate the spider ship easily?

my body is on the asteroid, please don't remove it

kayleigh is a vampire. we must unite to defeat her.

>>159295254
fly mindlessly though space until you find it

>>159294413
The doc's owner set the history to hidden.
Like, ages ago. Before the thread found it.

>>159295906
there's no easier way?

>>159295949
Hmmm....
Really.. makes you think

>>159289595
What I personally like most is when antags put in effort to engange in RP and/or come up with something original. After all, it's their main job to make the round interesting for other players.

>>159295967
ERP with an admin until they teleport you to it

>>159296034
[bwoink]

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>>159296082
bwoink me harder anon-kun

its been 2 hours isnt it time to switch shift?
please call it

>>159295232
refer to
>>159295949

The evidence was there, but the fact of the matter is that now that you've deleted it, there's nobody to get to it.

Face facts fuckface; Everyone knows you are a lying, cheating asshole bent on enforcing your "muh vision" shit on the server, whether or not anybody wants it or not, and the second you try that shit, the community will rain down hell upon you, and more than likely, the big Cluck himself will come to smite your ass for being such a fucking shitter.

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>>159296283
>mfw he complains about 2 hour rounds

>>159296189
[BWOINK]

>>159296468
im triggered by the bwoink sound when i get revived or placed into cloning

>>159296307
I'm not sure why you think that would be the case when it's such a retarded claim. The link itself is set to be that anyone can edit the doc, I don't know why google wouldn't let you view the revision history since the only requirement to view it should be edit from what I read online.

I don't know of any setting that allows an owner to force a document revision history to either show, or be hidden. I would like to know if there even if such a setting because I'd toggle it for you to prove this obviously false statement false once and for all.

>>159296613
https://youtu.be/IxDOk5r8KUA

>>159297081
something about this sound brings out a primal terror in me

it's just a tiny little bwoink
why is it so scary

>>159297179
same here friendo, fucking bwoinks man.
they trigger me and make me scared

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>>159297179
it's like a lion's roar or a gun being pointed at you
it's telling you to fight or fly
but with a bwoink your only option is to try and helplessly explain that you killed the clown and the IAA agent because they had been harassing you since last round but it was a metagrudge but you're not to blame and you thought you got a PDA message saying they were lings but then BWOINK and you get told there was no PDA message and you fumble with the chatlog to look and see that there was something said in vox pidgin by a guy named "Fumblenuts" who was a known changeling and you try and explain this to the admins and as you're typing in the ahelp window an assistant comes up and starts handcuffing you and you spill your water all over your desk and BWOINK admin asks if you're going to reply to the ahelp and you post the message early and realize it isn't good enough evidence and BWOINK BWOINK BWOINK BWOINK

>>159297436
FUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>159297436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vosxyQ9OfLc

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This image, from the Nanotrasen archive, is of the famed "Coder Anti-Fun Uprising" in which the Github Coders tore a path of death and destruction through /vg/station, removing any and all fun code. In the aftermath of the uprising came the "Coder Terror", a serious of violent reprisals at what the coders saw as negative - skill capes, Spurdos, and "idea guys." Many non-shit coders were killed in the violence.

In reality, many of the coders were misguided and overly zealous in their actions. In the time that followed /vg/station13 was plagued by shitty additions as no decent coders were left to keep the shit ones in check. To contemporary coders, men like Iamgoofball, Duny, and Clusterfuck seem a hero in their defiance in the face of criticism, but the vast majority they stand as symbols of Reddit, TG, and shitty Goon additions.

>>159293351
Should be possible.
Many homes in America that have no health insurance would preform small and large home surgeries on themselves ease the problem but the there would be large chance for failures.

>>159296024
Looking at this listing is confusing when antagonism should have no limit but people still want to add a limit to it anyways.

>not actually bothering to do anything antaggy
Do something evil.
>"stealth" antagging
Be loud n easy a target so you become an easy valid.
>atmos shittery or singuloosing
Enginners don't really have much else but singuloose and super structures. Atmos can make cool stuff but it kills the entire station + them.
>wanton murderboning
Don't kill too many people
>strategically-placed bombing
No bombs allowed
>flooding the station with hostile mobs
No using science
>causing a non-antag revolution among the crew
No anarchy
>adminbus
Admins aren't allowed to have interfere. They may only answer ahelps and assist in RP


Regardless of anything I see it as difficult. Because
People have to die eventually.
People have to cover their tracks.
People use bombs because those are the most effective at accomplishing a task.
Anarchy is debatable.
Rounds would go dry and somethings would just be extended.

Maybe i'm just not seeing it from the right perspective.

Your'e a engineer traitor. How would you antag while following each of these.

Sorry for typing so much

>>159297739
You want to change the server? Learn to code friend

>>159293351
RIP surgery while standing over a collapsed table.
You are missed a little more with each passing day.

>>159297830
It was a hierarchy, you silly bugger. It was a listing of ways to be a traitor in order from least to most entertaining [for the crew], with the goal of every good traitor being to do something towards the middle or bottom of the list.

>>159297856
Fuck off Cl*ster. The players matter more than the coders, and what the players say, goes.

>>159298278
When they code it

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Nets added when?

They'd be like bolas, but they'd restrain your hands as well as tripping you.

>>159298454
when i say net
get ready to net
NET

>>159298454
Only if they're large objects that can't fit in a backpack.

>>159298416
>>159298416
>lmao i koded it it should be added wtf i did all this work fuck you im da coder not you

Fuck off, you entitled shitter. "When you code it" is a shitty practice, and you are a living fucking example of it, you and every other fuckface who thinks that coding something means it should be added.

>>159298454
Only if a tiny net is a death sentence

>ONE VAMPIRE
>ONE
AND HE DIED

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reminder that Captain was a huge dipshit

>>159298454
ROBBIE ROTTEN SUIT WHEN

Damn, that robotics round was comfy.

>>159298570
Isn't that pretty hypocritical considering you're probably one of the same people who complain like crazy when any single thing ISN'T merged? Like skill capes for example.

>>159297830
>not actually bothering to do anything antaggy
Not set up an engine.
>"stealth" antagging
Break into rooms the armory (etc.) from space.
>atmos shittery or singuloosing
Vent the distro to space. Bolt exterior airlocks open.
>wanton murderboning
Meme engine followed by railguns.
>strategically-placed bombing
Sure. If by "strategic" you mean "medbay, then the bar".
>flooding the station with hostile mobs
Fuck off into space, come back with 6u+ of mednanobots.
>causing a non-antag revolution among the crew
Bolt important doors open, then wait for the tide.
>adminbus
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>159298653
and we sent a detailed report on it to centcomm right after it happened.

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>>159298653
>start bartism project
>vamp runs up and flashes me when no ones looking
>drags me into the fitness room, punches a light and shocks himself
>walk away and spill the beans
>continue project in peace after hes given the ol' catholic gangbang

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Good shift.

>>159298570
Except I agree with you that not everything that gets coded should be added.

However nothing that doesn't get coded gets added.

CYBORG REPAIR ARTIFACT

hurray for actually useful artifacts

>>159298764
did you crack the safe?

>>159298818
I actually completely forgot about the safe. Double firebird good enough for me.

>>159298697
>implying things
>LITERALLY FUCKING IMPLYING THINGS

Okay, if we're implying things, then you are probably retarded judging by what you just posted.

And for the record, no, I am not one of the people who complains when shit doesn't get merged. I DO complain when retarded shit DOES get merged, because 'he coded it so it goes in', regardless of whether or not it's actually been asked for by anyone, or approved by the community as a whole.

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>>159298454
>>159298680
I will ban DrCelt and InTGracy forever + a day if we can get Robbie Rotten suits for Nuke Ops

>>159298865
its empty i believe. unless someon actually updated it.

they really should make the safe have actual good shit in it. maybe a randomized spellbook

>>159297830
Antagonism doesn't have limits (if you don't give a shit about other people's opinions. You can do anything except ERP.

I mean, this is a huge sandbox game with only like 10% of the box available to you because of rules. How often do you wanna do some project during a round and can't in fear of getting banned? Antag roles don't have this restriction, and if someone can't come up with something better than singuloose or bombs, kill yourself honestly.

>>159295967
Fly out a couple of times with a jetpack and gps, you'll quickly learn to pinpoint the relative location every round, back when I actively hunted for it every round it was always in the upper right quadrant.

>Viro goes around shilling his virus
>It's a """""""good""""""" virus
>Turns out he wasn't lying about his virus and it didn't have something like suprise gibbingtons as the last step
>Station didn't end with plasma fire spider roaches
Almost kinda sad it went good. I like it when viros cook up something crazy like plasma spiders gibbing all while everyone has broken legs. Also nice to see it was pill only to spread it, making thinks optional is nice.

>>159298875
Foster posts with a trip, but this is a good idea

Fucking francophobes

>>159299447
Not always, usually only when Celts being a fag. That post was me

>>159299959
Objection! Celt is always a fag.

>>159300000

>>159299419
>Also nice to see it was pill only to spread it,
There are disease that can't be spread by blood, but none of those diseases can be bioengineered.

Also of note, non-alterable diseases that can be spread will always spread by contact from corpses.
Even if that's not their normal method of spreading.

Now watch, and learn

>>159300068
>telesci can teleport infected corpses into other departments in seige situations

Holy shit, you just changed my life

>>159300558
Nurgle is proud.

>>159300558
N A T I O N S just got even more N A T I O N S-y

>>159300679
It wouldn't help in nations

Viro isn't in science

If science is dealing with those bodies without viro gear or a cure, then medbay has already won.

how does one make a planet-side colony fun for the whole crowd?

makes tatoring with bombs and zas near impossible

>>159300916


the geneticist is the key to all this

>>159300916
Not that hard to lynch the janitor.

>>159301354
They follow the RD, but they're technically not Science staff.
If you can trick them, go for it, But remember to kill them later.

>>159301263
Fuck of Celt, neither of those are fun.
Give the planets a harmful atmosphere.
Highly pressurized N2O, or something.

Space Station 13 is a role-playing game.

Space Station 13 is a graphical mud

>>159301738
but im saronsen

>>159301751
owo what's this?

>>159301829
Wanna erp?

>those vampire accusations

>>159301953
Please shrink me, step on me and eat me

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>>159302332
were pretty terrible and unbelievable, vamps+thralls need acting lessons and I feel bad for anyone that believed them

>x killed y in the ____room!!! I SAW IT! KILL THE VAMP
>"o-okay, where is this coming from?"
>KILL THE VAMP

>>159301953
sure thing anon~
add me on twitter at /senhava2

>>159301263
Water world undersea base
>extremely high pressure exterior
>a water "gas" surrounds the complex
>instead of breaches causing people to ZAS out, people get ZAS'd in
>applies a slowed movement speed when in a "flooded" environment
>sharks and shit

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>Captain announces the vampire has been ashed
>No ashes in crematorium and nothing on the chapel floor

Wew

HOW DID YOU ASSHOLES MAKE THAT MANY ROACH EGGS

>>159302332
Fuck off kayleigh

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>>159302620
Barotrauma

>>159302775
What the fuck are those things outside

>>159302620
>explosive decompression
Code it

>>159302775
Game?

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>>159302837
two tigerthreshers, a Moloch, and a Mantis in the middle
>>159302856
Literally Barotrauma, there was a /barog/ that I might try to bring back soonish

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>>159302854
>break window
>half the station implodes
>these fuckers start eating everything
If I had the time I would look into coding some shit

>>159302697
All you gotta do is give a roach like three food items and shit just gets out of hand real fast

>>159302912
This looks interesting. How hard is it to get into?

>>159302940
but where do you get the initial cockroach?

>>159303080
That's something you have to figure out for yourself.

>>159303080
>he doesn't know about Radical Larry

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>>159303043
Eh. It's easier than SS13 by a huge margin but pretty quirky in its own ways. Heavily inspired by SS13, too, with clownsuits and chemistry and robusting, except you're on a submarine and the Captain actually pilots shit.
There are traitors and a husk virus but it's largely more of a PvE game. These screenies are many months old, the game has had a TON of updates since then. Fuck, dude-- just TODAY Regalis implemented SUBMARINE ON SUBMARINE COMBAT.
Definitely worth checking out. I saw on /r/ss13 that there's actually a dedicated server for it now, with a discord and everything for discussion, but /barog/ is a better format for the game's discussion honestly
Play the tutorial a bit

Did they fix the QWOP like movement?

>>159303309
It feels smoother, like there's crouching and faster movement and less teleporting, but it's still clunky. It definitely does feel like you're controlling a ragdoll rather than a human being

>>159303080
East of ghetto surgery, west of ghetto botany in south maint

Hey spessmen could you help me finish my OC donutsteal song

There is a ship in Tau Ceti
They call S-S thirteen
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one

My mother was a traitor
She stole the captain's ID
My father was a clowning man
Way down in ss13.

That's all I've got

>>159303414
Is it musical time again?

>>159303414
*LOUD HONKING*

>>159301263
>A shit atmos system that only shit servers have is what makes the game fun
How fucking casual can you even BE

>>159303204
Just went and checked out the website, gonna give it a shot. Thanks for the info

>>159303541
Yep.
Here's info for the dedicated server
http://barotrauma-server.com/?i=1

>>159303492
What is there out there that is better?

>>159301263
>makes tatoring with bombs and zas near impossible
radically different maps call for radically different gameplay

>>159303582
Literally anything else
"muh hardcores" was a shit meme

, ?

>>159303414
>thirteen
>one
Doesn't rhyme

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>>159303769

>>159303414
Now the only thing an assistant needs
Are some magboots and some gloves
And the only time he's satisifed
Is when sec is drunk

Oh nar-sie, tell your children
Not to go where I have gone
Spend your lives in sin and misery
In the bowels of ss13

Oh I got one foot on medbay
The other foot on the roid
I'm going to get cloned
Once someone finds my head

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>>159303769

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>>159303769

>>159303578
Neat. It's super dead though, and the AI seems too retarded for single player. Anyone want to come play with me?

>>159304651
Actually, nevermind, fuck it, I'm gonna go to bed. Tomorrow though

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>Garrote
>Obtainable by syndies from their uplink or alternatively made from cable coils or piano wire for a ghetto version
>When used on another person with harm intent enabled, acts like a reinforced grab and does suffocation damage over time
>Clean, quiet and professional

>>159305864
And it'll never be used if it were in, because parapenesword will always be easier, and nobody ever does anything that isn't easy.

>>159305864
If it silenced while the 'grab' is active it would be useful, otherwise you're just choking someone while they screaming for help over the radio. But if it was instant then it would be overpowered. I would love it though, if it could be balanced.

>>159305864
>killing someone "clean"
No thanks i'd rather just lop their head off and take it with me so I only have to kill them once.

>>159305998
Ladies and gentlemen, the problem with /vg/.

>>159305998
>Caring about greentext instead of making the game interesting and fresh for other people

>>159306110
>>159306173
One time as a traitor, I allowed a victim to be revived.

They came back and killed me, then had me borged.

Why should I ever allow another victim to be revived when I could just space their head and be done with it?

>>159306247
>I vow to be a shitty traitor forever because someone was shit to me once

really gets the wheels a-turning

>>159305980
>cant be used on people with hardsuits
bam

hardsuits nerf when

>>159306173
Having a guy coming back to life and instantly screaming "ANON A TRAITOR GO GET YOUR VALIDS" as soon as he wakes up sure is interesting and fresh
If you want something interesting how about you think up items that aren't murder tools

>>159306173
Neither side is here make it interesting, you want it done, go and play in a rp server really.

>ATMOS techs get contortionist suit

how do you use this thing?
You cant bring anything back with you through the vents

>>159306421
You use it to spook people of course

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>>159306247
>A long time ago
>Running around maintenance as an engineer
>Bump into a changeling
>Stuns me and gets ready to give me the succ
>Accidentally goes into regenerative stasis
>Had a giggle irl and just told him that I'll get going now
>Just went back to my duties and never told anybody about that whole ordeal

>>159306461
>cant use an id while vent crawling
>cant suit + agent id + voice changer and pretend to be a god
absolutely no fun

>get contortionist suit
>crawl into science and popout to spook them
>immediately murdered
>h-he was wearing an antag only item!

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>>159306247
>>159306417
>>159305998
do you see these posts
this is what you invited in with your proclamation of 'no rulez day'
this is the product of the purge, the neo-/vg/ player
out the window is fun, creativity, and effort, only death and shittery remain, no longer do we have antags with an interesting idea, only those who wish for greentext, those who wish to 'win' a sandbox game

you brought this upon yourselves
this man is the fruit of your doings, the child of your schemes and effort

those who wish to complain, should stop and think, realize their complacency, their part in this deed, the creation of nu-/vg/
those who were complacent, dare not call this a grave, for you could have prevented this
you made your bed
now lie in it

>>159306421
Doesn't the suit have pockets?

>>159306421
Matter implant for interesting results, subtly fuck with people, like going to the armory and ioning it, fuck around with item placements, empty boxes, or, just spy around.

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>>159307132

>>159307108
It takes two to tango.

For every antag that chooses to murderbone instead of doing something interesting, there is a nonantag who chooses to go catatonic when they wake up in an antag's death maze instead of playing along.

>>159307108
Middye guy here, I was against the purge, heavily, I just realize neither side is here to actually give a break to eatchother and think that realistically, it's just a death sentence yo play game when you know its a high chance the other guy won't.

>>159307108
(you)

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>always try to cooperate with other traitors
>use all the codewords
>never get return words

>>159307313
>just outed yourself to all the other murderboning shitheaps

>>159307108
Fuck off back to bay, shitter.

>>159307313
>guy says a drink name in an extremely obvious manner
>now I have to watch myself around him the whole round
Please don't use codewords you just make me nervous

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>>159307313
>>159307263
>>159307213
>>159307206
don't you get it
there's no fighting back, there's no escape, this is the way /vg/ is fated to go
there's no going back
no point in complaining, no point in the shitposting, no point in creativity, all is lost, and we are in the whirlpool of the drain to the cesspool
death is upon us, and it is all our faults

>>159307445
Once people on the server actually wanted a purge day was the day /vg/ died. We're not in the whirlpool, we're already down the pipes

>>159307313
I remember I got PDA'd by a traitor once since I'm opposed to nanotransen. I was the warden but supplied him with flashbangs and a baton.
This happened only once in 4 years.

>>159307515
>roleplaying

Fuck off back to bay, shitter.

>>159307515
is that what that nanotrasen relation is for?

im always afraid of PDAing "<x> may be willing to help your cause" since 9/10 people on the server are validhunters

>oy vey, it's like anudda poige day!

Holy shit fuck off.

>>159307539
Maybe read the rules of the server before you post stupid things newfag.

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>>159307445
I'd say the entirety of the design doc is much, much worse than players who don't play along with antags getting scot free, but do as you want anon, start the trumpets for the apocalypse, I'm still waiting on cluster and PJB to step out of bounds and get himself fucked by Pomf

>>159307571
Shut the fuck up celt

>>159307560
>is that what that nanotrasen relation is for?
Yes you get a note that xy might be willing to help your cause, those are nonantag crew who has their relations set to opposed.
Maybe if you know it's an admin played character you should PDA, they like to fun and hardly ever validhunt.

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>>159307571
>start the trumpets for the apocalypse
the trumpets already came and went
now there is only silence, broken only by the rantings of madmen and fools who fight against that which will come no matter what

It is Inevitable.

>>159307515
>being opposed to NT
>helping an enemy of NT
>while being a loyalty implanted security member
You call that roleplaying
You are like a little baby

>>159307605
I got that image specifically to get this response, thanks.
>>159307652
If trumpets fell silent, shit ain't happening then, flase alarm.

Relax anon, we won't die yet, we are still the best server.

>>159307571
You've been waiting for that for at least 5 months now, did you ever realize that they either aren't shitters or pomf doesn't give a shit?

once we get scootaloos everything will be good again

>>159307715
>How could you have fun? You shouldn't have fun!
You are a sad existence.

>>159307729
>we are still the best server
anon, we welcome members of the cesspools of the community with open arms, instead of casting them out of our walls when their allegiances are known
we place no value on anything of interest, we allow those who wish nothing other than harm to our server to rule us, and our father has abandoned us
all those who were once good, are gone, cast off to other lands, in search of greener pastures
our server is doomed, and soon we will be no better than the likes of hippie and TG

Plus, Urist is the best server. It's just kind of dead at any time other than 6 PM EST for some odd reason.

>>159307892
>ded server is best server

Kek hard

>>159307857
Fun is stifled by mercy
Joy can only be fueled by the anguish of others
The world must be balanced

>>159307715
>>159307857

Loyalty implants are described as not having much effect on the brain and people still can have negative thoughts about NT. What it DOES do is prevent them from going full-on traitor towards NT.

They just grumble while doing their job a lot, or do their job poorly to spite NT.

>>159307950
Better dead than shit, famalam. Their rules are good, their code is great, the players are roleplayers but don't have the sticks up their ass that bay does, and their lore is top notch to boot.

Literally the best server, and it's not entirely dead, as I said, it has its waking hours.

>>159308018
How exactly do they have great code, their github is fucking dead

My aunt was killed by irishmen

>>159308093
Exactly.

>>159307998
And to follow up on this, I'd sooner say that whoever promoted someone that's opposed to NT into the position of warden is a fuckwit that should be hanged.

>>159308119
Oh so you're one of those, just go back to it you luddite

>>159307745
They are mate, same way faggot shitters take a while to properly ban, so do they, or do you think cluster can keep doing shit like sneaking in changes like monkeys and deletion wiki page contents forever?
>>159307892
What, we permaban a fuckton of people who act like faggots, we are hidden enough that people don't just flood in, and even the tube tide was mild at best. Saying we actively welcome faggots is a blatant lie.

>>159308097
Sounds like she deserved it

>>159308169
>anyone who doesn't like shitty features being constantly added is a luddite

Fuck off Cl*ster. Nobody wants your retarded bullshit.

>>159308186
Yeah I think he can, Nexis did the same on an almost weekly basis when he was a collaborator.

>>159308238
The eggman was special though

>>159308238
>comparing Cluster and friends to glorious Nexis

Gee willickers. Someone sure has a grudge against weighted votes.

>>159308215
You're retarded if you think a server that is just a fresh fork of bay is even close to the best code

>>159308310
>fresh fork of bay
You realize that they have their own contributors and features, right? And forked off of bay at least a fucking year ago?

Just because they're not adding shitty features daily does not mean they're dead.

>>159308356
I don't know what github you're looking at, because that isn't what it looks like to me. Link it for us.

>>159308297
Nexis was the one who caused constant borer fuck ups to this day by his (not even PRs just silent pushes to the repo) and untested code.

>>159308238
Eh, with the entirety of the design documment shitstorm, everyone realizing that he actually is full of shit, I figure it won't be as bad as nexis

Thanks for a nice round Lane, was fun!

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holy fuck that round went on too long
it's 4:20 AM what the fuck am i doing with my life doing autism botany to make glowing tomatoes
90u of hyperzine right into my fucking brain honestly

>>159309236
Yeah, killing cyber horror captain was fun. Thanks for hooking me up with the access. I tried to class up xenobio somewhat but started turning it into a bunker too late.

>>159304310
Is this porn? It doesn't look like it but you never know with most crops.

>>159309249
West coast burgerbro?
I was spessing till 6AM yesterday

>>159309236
I checked out and I didn't hit Annika.
Kinda proud of my aim.

The utopia was running so smoothly.

>>159309249
>4:20
You're two hours in the past my friend

I'm approaching rock bottom at terminal velocity
Let's just embrace it

>woke up at 6 PM
>it's now 6 AM

Should I just embrace my new life as a vampire?

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Just accept it.

>>159309537
You'll eventually loop back around via staying up slightly later every day.

You can also do a hard reset by staying up all night and going to bed at a normal time the next day, but you'll still oversleep a bit, and there's a pretty good chance you'll go right back to vampirism.

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>>159309537
I've come to accept my schedule of waking up at 11AM and rolling into bed anywhere between 4 and 6AM.

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>traitor doctor
>dead chaplain comes in
>other doctor is busy making the pills
>take him, save his UI
>make a monkeyman, save his UI
>swap their appearances and dress the monkeyman-chaplain
>leave him braindead in the lobby
>the lights are flashing like mad while I'm treating the clown
>tell the clown to go ahead and loot the braindead in the lobby

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>>159310206
10/10 anon

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bar

>>159311069
i prefer the blvd

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>>159311069
Bar.

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>>159311069
this is a nice restaurant setting. Prettier than anything I've done.

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>>159311276
I appreciate how much effort you put in, but

>white tiles outside of medbay

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>>159311069
>>159311276
We posting our bar builds now?

>>159307998

I've always wondered what IC/RP/BAYPLSGO reason someone would have for working for a company they hate. You'd imagine if they didn't like working for NT so much, they'd just go work somewhere else. Probably somewhere with higher pay or better and safer working conditions.

Like the Syndicate. You never hear of Syndicate stations getting nuked by NT Ops.

>>159311461
People live in countries that they hate.

Why wouldn't they also work for companies that they hate?

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>>159311367
Wanted it to feel clean and modern, you know. Like a club, not so much a bar.>>159311437
Top tier design.

>>159311437
There is a sushi joint in my town that serves the sushi this way, with the chef sitting in the middle... I love that place so much.

>>159311562
Does the chef cook from the center, or does he just sit there?

If he cooks, how much of the kitchen is in the center? The whole kitchen?

>>159311512

That's usually because they don't have a choice in the matter, legally or financially.

NT might bind their employees with restrictive contracts, effectively keeping them in bondage because anyone sane would've found a better job a long time ago where they run less risk of being brutally murdered for nebulous reasons

That's probably why the Syndicate has such an easy time convincing NT personnel to turn traitor

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>>159311069

>>159311878
Didn't that player get banned?

>>159311592
He just does sushi rolls, there is a full kitchen in the back.

http://kuramasushinoodle.com/

>>159308134
Do you work?
Do you like your job?
If your boss meets with you for a promotion, do you tell him how much you fucking hate the compay? No, no you don't.

It's not like it's something that's in your record. It's for antags and to help you keep track of who your character is.

>>159311918
permabanned for metagrudge

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bars?

>>159312545
Solarious isn't banned any more, they play under a new ckey.

>>159312646
whats his new ckey?

>>159312725
Gigiekk

>>159312725
Donn something, can't remember. They're banned from using the forums however.

What's the word for the alert sound in the AI announcements?
Not the "Alert" where it just says alert but the siren sound

>>159313267
woop?

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>antag
>buy emag, esword, parapen
>get all-access within 20 minutes of roundstart

>antag'd halfway through the next round
>think I'll just get the spare
>buy a gun and some ammo
>hack into captains office
>spare is gone
>die to rodzas

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>pull a guy out of cryo after cloning them
>thirty seconds later a rod hits medbay and gibs them

>>159313463
So it goes.

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How are borers suppose to get out of this cluster fuck?

>>159313654
Out the space vent where they can die peacefully and not have to play meta

>>159313654
In the person that put the egg in and should have watch out for if they have their prefs for borer on, look before you leap.

>>159313654
Xenobio being it's own enclosed system is intentional so that any potential ventcrawling clusterfucks can't immediately escape.

That it inconveniences borers a bit isn't the worst thing. Borers can always try ahelping to see if an admin will be so kind as to free them if there's nobody visiting xenobio.

So when are we going to take TG code, remove the station, and make every round hardcore Nations on lavaland with all the special factions

>>159313654
Meta's xenobio should have one more airlock that seperates its maint and the cycle airlock so borers could get out if a person forces them open without havinv to worry about someone coming in.

>>159311069
>those couches facing outside instead of inside
disgusting desu

>>159314421
>>159314837

Yeah, the problem is that he wasn't there when I hatched. I tried ahelping it but I was just left to rot there. Ghosted myself in time to watch people getting rekt by the rods though.

I want to enthrall entire station as vampire but I'm too unrobust and paranoid

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>>159303204
>SUBMARINE ON SUBMARINE COMBAT.
That thought plus the look of the submarine is giving me Regular Human Basketball flashbacks.

>>159306247
>They came back and killed me
Literally against server rules, so
D i d Y o u B a n R e q u e s t T h e m ?

>>159313267
woop and doop are the two sounds I know of

Anyone know of a way to open BYOND hrefs from outside dreamseeker?
Not even opening the href inside a BYOND cache .html file works, I need to know what the byond:// environment paths to.

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>>159306823
>fireball wizard trying to fuck up the cloner
>letrickyinjector him and drag him to surgery
>instead of beheading him, slip a paper in his backpack:
"I'd be out of a job without people like you. Just don't fuck with Medbay."
>hide him in a closet in maint


>first thing he does when he wakes up is jaunt into my office and laser me

>>159317240
wizards are assholes, I'd sooner play nice with a changeling.

>>159307998
Remember to request a loyalty implant when arrested.
Sec can't force you to take them for minor/moderate crimes, but you *can* still ask for the to get your sentence reduced.

>>159317640
Let's never forget the one time I was nice to a Vox raider.
Now I drop everything to validhunt them with extreme prejudice.

>>159316580
ahahaha holy shit
Yeah that's essentially going to be it, on the nose

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>>159311562
I've been to at least six sushi restaurants like that.
Every one used colored plates to indicate price and record the bill.
I think only 4 of them had chefs in the center though.
At least 2 bent the conveyor into an intereor room.

Page 9

Honkanator for best clown 2016

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>this whole round

>>159311276
>>159311524
fuck
off
bill

Why is survivor considered a traitor role? I didn't even know I was a traitor until the end of the round.

>>159320378
>possessed Spare
>possessed Poly
>God dies to holocarp

>>159320463
by traitor it means you are allowed to collect your valids. You do not get a pda uplink or connection to the syndicate.

>>159320463
to cause chaos for wizards

>stick light switches behind no smoking signs in medbay and primary hallways
>get progressively longer and longer sentences for vandalism, interfering with arrests, blocking off the one security officer with walls
>rip the rwall down on the brig cell for the clown
>end up getting caught
>survive the vampire's monster hellscape by being straightjacketed in the brig until almost shuttledock
>skedaddle to the arrivals pod and wall it off as the giant mob of monsters descends upon me
I got a lot of chuckles out of that round

>>159320394
no need to be rude.

I want to abuse Emilia in the solitary confinement cell

>>159320709
>stick light switches behind no smoking signs
D E V I L I S H

>>159320931
Fuck off white trash retard.

Or retard pretending to be white trash retard.

>>159321110
still don't understand how i'm white trash

>>159302393
I know a website just for your needs

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How do I play a good clown?

Bonus question: How do I play a good pAI/borer?

>>159321376
Yeah?

>>159321234
You think abusing prescription meds makes you cool and your willing to hop on anything with genitalia, as evidenced by you screwing shiggy, spergay, sj and reica

>>159321494
>good borer
Be a bare minimum RP, give your host OP shit, communicate with other worms.

Alternatively, if you're in symbiosis with a security personnel, try to convince other borers to come into the person.
Imagine borer arms + ebin reagents with borer in chest/head + vision.

>>159321539
It's homosex, though. Beware.
coiledfist
Judge me all you want for that.

>>159321548
Hey morena, which of those four was the best?

>>159316580
what game is that?

>>159322052
it says it right there in the post AND in the filename
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDaJqJmvi0M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxDOk5r8KUA
How many Bwoinks do you recall having ?

>>159322360
more than zero

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>>159322360
>tator killed a couple people in the research outpost, fucker tries to tase me so I laser him to husk
>asimov secborg shows up
>"O-OH YOU SEE IT'S NOT HUMAN HARM BECAUSE UH"
>"BECAUSE HE WAS A VAMPIRE!"
>*ping and goes away
>
>
>*BWOINK* how did you know he was a vampire
>mfw I didn't

>>159322360
somewhere in the area of 20-30 probably if counting in total

5-10 if youre only counting incidents, not individual adminPMs

>>159321808
Actually Milky-kun gave daddy's princess the best cummies.
Thanks Inti~

>>159321494
If you want to be a good borer, give yourself some personality, instead of being a player-based chem dispenser.

Nothing is quite as entertaining as having a few borers to shoot the shit with while you do your work.

>>159322568
>cyborgs who take the word of someone else without seeing they're actually non-human themselves
remove

>>159321548
except that isn't true, sorry you couldn't tell fact from shitpost. Sure I've done drugs, what normie hasn't? Plus I have chronic back pain from a car crash I was in last year, so whatever.
>>159321808
If I knew I'd tell you, but I didn't screw anyone, sorry.

>>159322568
>>*BWOINK* how did you know he was a vampire
BECAUSE YOU JUST TOLD ME, FOX BOY

>>159323037
>doing drugs
>being proud of it
>implying you dont jump literally anyones bones
not to mention you literally erped with all four of those people

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>>159323037
>>159323183

>>159323089
NOW, FOR A LITTLE SPACE RIDE!

>>159323089
Admins are mad paranoid of metagay
I've been bwoinked in two different occasions because I saw a blue APC and quietly warned everyone via paper
The exchange usually goes like
>F1: WTF HOWD THEY BLOW ME THERES NO WAY THEY KNOW ABOUT MILF ITS FUCKING METAGAMING
>ADMIN: uhh
>ADMIN -> Greyshit McBlueAPC: hey do u know what gammode this is
>Greyshit McBlueAPC: I saw a blue APC
>ADMIN -> MMI McSalt: suck it up

>>159323037
Fuck off Bill. Go OD on pain meds you miserable little dicksucking fag.

>>159323241
>he literally admitted to fucking one of his metabuddies

laffing

>>159323350
in that example you gave, it's the players mashing F1 like mad instead of paranoid admins

So hey guys i have this bug where i literally cant talk into a radio if its on my person, cant talk into a handheld radio or into my headset.
if another person is holding it and has mic open then i can talk.
anyone know why?

>>159323183
who said I was proud? It was just something I did when I was younger with friends, who the fuck cares?
>>159323241
I dramatized the shit out of that, it was just shiggy saying some lewd things and me ignoring him because I was nodding too hard
>>159323456
Sorry, don't have any right now!

>>159324000
>shiggy saying lewd things

sure kiddo
everyone knows its you who initiates

OMG FLUKE OPS !!11!1!!

>was wizard
nice griff round guys

>>159323875
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics#Interacting_with_Other_People

>Dead Crewmen: 2 (-500 Points)
>Destroyed Silicons: 0 (-0 Points)
Never saw it that low.

THIS IS GOING DOWN IN HISTORY

>disabling power to life-sustaining equipment
>not harm
mmmmmhhhhhh

>>159324180
Pacifist Wizard round
>>159324201
Possible harm isn't harm as you hear here every so often

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>>159323585
>mfw getting players permabanned by banbaiting them and ahelping them and not getting caught
F1 is the most robust button

>>159324197
Watched the whole thing as a ghost, epic ruse.

>>159324000
Morena-chan! Out of all four who was the best text-fucker?

>>159324000
kys bill

>>159324223
I understand - while I disagree with it - the rule about self-harm, but that's not possible harm, that's probable harm.
The AI on Asimov should prevent harm to humans first and foremost.
But that's just my opinion.

>>159324290
you bb, i always came back
>>159324332
buy me a gun

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>be wiz
>gonna try a gimmick i wanted to try out
>it doesn't work
>fuck okay
>take robeless, infiltrate cap's office
>get caught, borg screams IT'S WIZ for no reason
>nobody gives a shit
>steal captain's equipment, make myself an ID
>fit in perfectly as cap, nobody even bothers to check manifest
>okay we're DOING this, pacifist wizard time
>tell ai to disable tcomms and power and say that a DISASTER is going on, and argıe thatthe earlier the shuttle gets called, the less possible harm
>ai happily obliges
>comes up with a plan to fake FLUKE OPS
>it works like a charm, some people are suspicious but not of me
>win without killing anybody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngk3Urrpa8k

>>159324415
But Morenachan, you dont even kno who I am!

>>159324223
No, sorry, you don't get to plug off someone from a life-sustaining machine and say "BBBUT THAT'S JUST POSSIBLE HARM"

Nice trips Bill

Please remember whatever modicum of human decency and shame compelled you to flee after browser.jsgate and fuck right off. Thanks in advance.

>>159324426
Antag gets all greentext while giving promotions to everyone.

>>159324617
Guess he was NUMBER ONE

>>159324496
eh? I was gone before then, playing at least. I like to read the thread, then people start talking about me and well, just can't resist making you all so salty.
>>159324443
so

>>159324864
Lad, I'm going to be honest with you.
Tbh, you are without a doubt one of the most pathetic people I have ever seen and I say that as someone who's been pretty pathetic themselves. Sad, desu.

>>159324864
No one is salty though.
Really.
Everyone just thinks you're annoying, and was having fun laughing at you.

>>159324864
Reactivate your twitter please!

>>159325138
never closed mine honey
>>159325002
shiggy stop posting
>>159325025
i think i'm annoying too

>>159325273
Not before you do.

And to boot, the fact that you are so adamant on insisting you didn't do anything with me or that you had no part in anything to do with me is really, really hilarious.

>2 months old player
>all this drama I don't give a shit about
At least Waifus are universal

>>159325273
>>159325348
I don't know how to penetrate the thin veneer of irony that you both try so desperately to maintain, but let me be perfectly clear: if you committed suicide later today, because you read this post, I'd be genuinely happy. I don't think either of you add anything to the world at large, much less 2d spessmans. Your existence is a drain on your families, and a disgrace to human civilization.

Please, please, please kill yourselves.

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>>159325474
Waifu Street.
Home.
Least it was before I fucked errythang up.

>>159325585
If I commited suicide, that'd make you happy.

Ergo, I shouldn't commit suicide. Thank you Anon for helping me through this terrible time in my life.

>>159325474
yeah it's dumb but people wont stop talking about me, always posting shit for no reason.
>>159325348
been tryna save you the embarrassment the entire time, guess you didnt clock that
>>159325585
really getting heated in here huh

So it's been a year and a half since I've last played. When I was last on Nexis was going on strike. What all have I missed since then?

>>159325849
Nexis left forever and permanently resides in /egg/

Cl*sterfack and his cronies are forcing their 'muh vision' shit on the codebase
Celt is somehow, for once, the only one being useful in preventing bad shit happening
Waifuposting has finally died, years after it should have.
/vg/ is basically hippie now

>>159325938
Fuck off Celt