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>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4
>Tips and guides
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Wiki: wiki.tf
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FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
>https://vanilla.tf/
>Implying anyone plays the game
>tfw too intelligent to main Soldier
>>159285191
>that pauling
hnnng
3rd for equip region
>>159285634
nigger
what
Why does this exist? I mean, I know why it exists, but why would anyone use it? Sticky spamming with stock is still 10x better than this piece of garbage.
>>159285889
Long range sticky spamming, nothing ramps to max range as fast son
marxist sounds so fucking weird
>>159285497
Fuck you Chris you better read this
>>159286924
this is probably bait but if viva is actually gay it makes sense why he mains medic
>>159287226
He is also a furry
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28581840
http://tf2r.com/kzhyn4g.html
how much is this unusual worth idk what to do with it
>>159285634
so i can equip the skull and bolt boy once again? sick
>>159288671
>redward gets an unusual
fuck you you aussie faggot i hope you get mugged in japan
How do I git gud at surfing? Most of the time I can never build up enough speed to get very far.
http://tf2r.com/klnf1gi.html
qjo what bird are you
im a bird
*tweets*
>>159290845
practice makes perfect
just keep at it and you'll make it eventually
Are halloween potion/spells still dropped? The wiki hasn't updadted those pages.
>>159291867
noF
>>159291867
no
also
fuck off and check yourself
>>159291819
"Practice makes perfect" is only good advice when the person knows how they're messing up, and simply need to improve their skill.
I do not know how I'm messing up, thus I cannot improve my skill.
>Unlocked Multi-Class crate
>Selling on the SCM for $3.68 (CDN)
>Requests to buy from the SCM are at $3.31
>Sells in the Mann. Co store for $3.25
Why do people do this?
>>159292519
Try doing things differently to what you're currently doing. Experiment.
>>159292787
wow thanks what great advice I've never thought of doing that what a genius insight how did you get to be so smart
Fuck off.
>>159292752
steam tax
they make thousands off of it daily
>>159292968
No, I mean, why are the USERS doing this? I know why Steam does it.
>>159293058
oh
i see what your post meant
see, the simple answer isi dont really know sorry for wasting your time
>>159292519
well, I only improved through constant trial and error and practise so I guess I'm not the best person to ask
if you want more speed you can try dipping on ramps before you hop off to another one, or something like that
>>159292870
lmao you can't even surf
>>159293058
wouldn't you pay money to not have to launch tf2
>>159293058
Mann co store is really buggy most of the time for me.
Why are so many pyro mains cunts?
>join game
>guy starts saying shit in chat
>this little shit starts complaining about guy's mic being loud
>tell him guy's mic is fine
>little shit starts sassing me
>later
>comment on how the enemy team has a shitton of scouts
>little fucker insults my pipe aiming skills
>He then goes on to barrate a few other teammates
This continued the entire match. Fucker thought he was the big man on campus in a fucking pub match in tf2, treating it like it was csgo or some shit.
>>159296349
irony
>>159296349
>berate
t. brainless pyro main
>>159296349
Sounds like you are pretty salty desu
>>159296349
lol (at you)
>>159296349
>barrate
I think we all know who's profile that is.damn furfags, get off my board
>buy an aussie FaN
>gifted by thief
Nice
>>159296349
>i contradicted some guy and upset them
I have learned from your mistakes thank you
PL_MILLSTONE ?!?!
>>159296349
>not just kicking big ego asshole from the server
Also how mad you are be to bring it here?
>>159297528
>aussie FaN
l
>ghost fort
>soldier
>direct hit
>start of round
>med overheals me
>walk over to the pumpkin and blast jump all the way to the enemy spawn
>kill pyro and heavy with a random crit
>die magnificently
god damn this game can be so fun sometimes
how accurate is this man, /tf2g/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22QBJOIay1M
>>159299678
what a stupid accent
>>159299678
>trigger warning
Stopped watching there.
>>159299746
Also this.
>>159299805
the only reason for the trigger warning is because faggots were triggered by his All-Class stereotypes video, and he dosen't want anymore bullshit.
gee whizz should i take it
>Want to do halloween shit
>Merasmus mission requires you to be on ghost fort for some god forsaken reason, instead of just any map he's on
>Takes over 6 minutes to queue
>Round ends when I join
>Queue again, 4 minutes
do people still defend mym or did that idiocy die down
>>159301479
>queue at 4 am on a weekday night
>where is everyone, surely it is because the game is broken as there is no way this could be my fault
you might be stupid
>>159301645
This same problem happens during "peak" hours.
mym is the worst thing to ever happen to tf2
not to mention i never had issues finding a server no matter the time in less than 30 seconds
i don't know why people still defend it
>>159301479
>Merasmus mission requires you to be on ghost fort for some god forsaken reason, instead of just any map he's on
What other maps is he on?
>>159301719
I'm on brimstone right now and he's popped up twice.
I got this after a game on ghost fort where he showed up literally every 30 seconds after we defeated him. Is his trigger broken or something.
>>159301794
I think he just does that
I had a ghostfort game that lasted 40 minutes and we got to Level 7
oh wait no i think they added a merasmus spell a while ago, that might have been the deal for brimstone
i've barely played the game for several months, but yea the spawn rate on ghost fore is retarded
>>159301719
I think that guy's just smoking community server crack. Horseman and the eyeball show up in brimstone, but the magical bastard only shows up on koth_lakeside_event (ghost fort)
>>159301847
I'm on a brimstone server I got to through casual matchmaking.
Didn't they add a merasmus spell a while ago? I don't really remember.
No yea he's definitely showing up normally.
>hellstone and brimstone made by the same person
imagine carrying a child for 9 months and it turns out to be a tf2 "dude boss spam lmao" map maker
>>159301672
i just did my own merasmission and got into a game in 90 seconds with no problems at all
are you connecting from zimbabwe or something
>>159303089
Louisiana.
Put me in an LA server though.
>>159303232
la louisiana server or la los angeles server
>>159303298
I don't think they have any louisiana servers, los angeles.
>>159301847
Merasmus showed up twice
>>159285497
Nah, I'm straight. Who is Tay?? I'm pretty sure I'm usually asleep by 2 AM
I don't want to off myself. I'm happy with life. 5 hours late cause I was sleeping, but dang. Calm down with your autism bursts in public
>>159287226
I'm pretty sure straight people main Medic more than homosexuals, women, and degenerates do. You only ever hear about the women playing it the most because "Oh, look. A girl streaming. And she just happens to play Medic". Then there's Feathers and Nursey who main Medic. Couple of degenerates main him, tf2g circlejerks over one and the other is an actual tf2g circlejerking over the former, and now everyone here thinks only degenerates, women, and homosexuals play Medic
>>159287641
How so? I'm not into that at all. Never have been
God, you kids with your rumors and jealousy of BasedViva. I get it, I'm amazing. If you can't be me, being mad at me won't make it better for you
Post those pub carries, boys.
I plug in an xbox three sixty controller and use the left thimbstick to walk slowly
How do I learn to be a medic main?
I enjoy medic but pubbers have little regard for my life
>viva doesnt know former from latter
no wonder trannies are better than him at med
>>159257150
Late reply but I thought this looks like something from dishonored tb h
Using the force of nature to jump a third time is one of my favorite ways to play as scout
>>159304650
I wish the FaN didn't make you fly backwards if you were airborne. Probably the only reason I don't use it.
>>159304285
Every game is a carry
>>159304545
Just pocket friends, stay away from sightlines, surf away from bombing Soldiers, listen closely for Spies and Medic calls
>>159304592
Former is first. Latter is second. I mentioned the non-tf2g first. Then the tf2g circlejerking over the former, second
>>159304736
but you said feathers then nursey
>>159304545
don't listen to viva, first and foremost
But who the hell is Tay, though? Taylor Swift? She's a woman, so what dick? She's flat as fuck, so I never beg for Taylor Swift in general
>>159304893
For the first sentence. The follow up sentence was the other way around, hence the "and the other is a tf2g circlejerking over the former"
>>159304926
So he shouldn't listen for Spies and stand in the open where Snipers can see you? Gee, you must be a bad Medic
>>159305086
no i just want to spite you because i think you're a bad person and i want you to leave
>Sappers can no longer be used while a truce is active
>you will never grief engineers fighting level 8 merasmus on ghost fort ever again
please
it's been 14 hours
please
>being so new viva still annoys you
>thinking hell go anywhere
>>159307334
a guy can dream
>>159305765
I think I'm a nice person
I want Hollywood to stop making horrible sequels, remakes, and ruining franchises. But we can't always get what we want
>>159307334
Exactly
>>159285191
When did TF2 add giant robots?
>>159307612
2013
someone posted this in some discord I go to, what do you guys think? I edited the two images together
>>159307685
it looks awful
>>159307735
sounds like it would fit in the game then LOL
so many cosmetics in the game are retarded and trash
that pic is awful btw i agree
>>159307685
That's no good
>>159307685
notices ur unusual
OwO whats this?
>>159307685
it needs the suit to go along with it
just by itself is a nono
>>159307685
why is it making that shitty furry face? you know the meme one
>>159307915
this one
>>159307974
there's a suit?
>>159307685
>>159307735
>>159307849
>>159307898
>>159307974
>>159308083
found the concept. looks like an autistic 3 year old did it. totally stolen concept from the superhero pyro set that got added in last year.
>>159308334
oh thats vipes thing
some guy here had an obsession with him, wouldn't be surprised if you're him lmao
>>159307685
OwO
wats dis?
>>159307685
it's making a shitty meme face, I already hate it.
What robot hat is actually worth wearing
this game is called team fortress 2
not 1 soldier takes on 3 turtling engineers 2, right?
thats what i get for playing casual
>>159309107
>soldier
>not demo
what are some good parts for a strange cosmetic?
>inb4 falling for the orange jew
>>159310883
dominations
Remember the moment in Meet the Spy where soldier introduces password 11111 for the door ?
Well it isnt so far off reality
>For Nearly 20 Years the Nuclear Launch Code at all Minuteman Silos in the United States Was 00000000
>>159307685
Don't see anything wrong with it.
what are some easy to medium difficulty jump maps? i'm looking for something with the same difficulty as jump_eons, jump_orbital, jump_oats, jump_home, jump_jurf, etc
preferably with as few syncs as possible (i suck at those). i especially like skip jumps
jump_beef and jump_rush are too way easy and jump_4starters is too difficult after the second course. jump_academy blows
>>159308757
what robot hats have you thought about wearing?
>jumping
>not surfing
hang ten bro
>>159311973
i used to surf a ton, but surfing has no use in the regular game. that's why i stopped.
>>159311875
jump_pagoda is a personal favourite, very long and good looking, some great rj setups and nothing too difficult
although there is a pogo section that you'll want to kill the creator for
>>159312481
i'll check it out, thanks
Anything new in this update? My laptop became a potato and I need a PC so bad. :(
(also hi everyone long time no see i guess)
>>159314156
They made the gargoyle into a 'normal' strange, that's it
>>159314260
wait, so it counts kills now? seems like fucking nothing
And please tell me the pyro update is still inexistent.
>>159314359
Well, it's still inexistent yea.
Why would you want it to be? It could be the first good thing Valve's done to the game in about a year and a half.
Also no it doesn't count kills it just "levels up" to a different name every 2k souls.
>>159285350
ok, pyro main
>>159311931
Maybe that bunsen hat that heavy has
>>159307685
>All these retards who don't know what Kamen Rider is
It does look bad without the rest of the suit, though.
>>159315313
Actually one of the best robo hats because it actually changes the model, yet you can still clearly tell what hat it's based on. Better than all the ones that just stuck bolts onto the original hat for sure.
>>159315431
Well that's kind of a given, but the item itself isn't bad.
>harvest contract
>enemy team is mostly mini sentry engi
>take down one sentry two more pop up
Fuck minis on harvest
>>159316305
fuck minis in general
>>159316856
have you not played the game since they last nerfed them
they're useless now
>>159316856
Fuck a mini in its barrel :3
>>159315704
An item should be able to stand on its own.
>>159316901
>useless
>does 48 dmg/second. most than what any pub players can do
>you can place 2, get a medium ammo and place a 3rd.
>>159316918
>:3
>>159316305
tfw half the team go mini's
fun
then the other team went medics and soldiers
then we went pyro
>>159317001
you're supposed to shoot them not stand in front of them
>>159316990
But there are many things that don't and require other items.
>>159317051
>3v3 fight
>theres 4 targets to shoot because of a minisentry
>you have to destroy 2 of them if the engi is still alive
>you have to spam it a lot more if the engi is a rescue ranger fag
>>159317075
Oh? Name them then. And they can't be Halloween restricted.
>>159316990
There are a lot of cosmetics in this game that don't look good on their own, though. It's a neat halloween costume concept for the scout, maybe pyro.
>>159317205
do you only speak in quotes
>year 2016
>people still think gunslinger+FJ is any viable or big deal on pubs
>>159317225
Name them.
>>159317216
Batman & Robin cosmetics look awful with other stuff
>>159318698
Scout 2 -yes
Soldier - yes
Pyro - pyro
Heavy - yes
Texans - yes
Medic - eh
Spy yes
>>159317264
"no" - said the shitposter
can i play TF2 on this
>>159319458
prob yea
>>159318698
>chill chullo
why, it's an ugly hat
im the lobby master
*evil laugh*
>>159319041
Is that it? That's a weak argument.
Oh boy, it's the guy who's obsessed with Vipes again.
>>159319693
No, it's just a shitty model with a shitty texture. It fucking looks like trash on Heavy and Spy. The other classes are meh. I mean it's not as bad as the kittens or that poorly done medic wrist needle shit that got in this year.
>>159319693
Vipes didn't model it. Cobalt did. And compared to his other items, yes. He did a poor job
>>159285350
Go play ammo mod and see how bad you actually are
>>159286697
I thought it was weird at first but now I really like it.
Daily reminder
>uber pyro
>he runs away from enemy team
i just want my contracts done
>>159322994
>Shove medigun up heavy's ass
>He stands still shooting at enemies 50 feet away
Every time. Why are so many people afraid of bullets in a FPS?
Why don't comp players like turbine?
>>159326090
You mean neo-2fort?
>>159326090
>>159326090
>CTF
>fugging turbine
lmao no
>>159319689
>asks for example
>gives example
>weak argument
>>159319510
What the fuck
>>159323407
>pl_snowycoast at offense
>multiple engis defend last point
>my team is full of tards who can't organize any sort of attack
>and I decided to medic them while they can't keep me alive or show any sign of gamesense and knowledge
>located 2 engineers up the stairs near the last point
>heal Heavy and lead them up there, über almost ready
>deploy the über and lead Heavy to soak up push force from lvl3 sentry I just saw
>there were actually 3 engineers there
>notice 2 other sentries there up stairs; another lvl3 and a lvl1 being made
>realized heavy didn't follow me at all, look behind
>saw Heavy crouched at stairs and shooting from 20 steps away to a lvl3 sentry
>he failed to take it down, and we both died
>that was my third or fourth über that are wasted by my retarded teammates in this game
>rage spectated my team losing it
>Shitsoldier: "our medics didn't know what they were doing XD"
My pub experiences are sour.
Hey, kids. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Friday :)
>>159329301
>have already dealt with failed pushes that game
>don't actually lingually communicate with your teammates to form a plan
you lost because you suck just as much as the rest of your teammates, only in a different way.
>>159329521
hey viva, how does it feel to be a cuck main?
>that one dr spy who keeps feeding heads to the demoknight
>that one scout who keeps stealing all the health and ammo packs
>that one medic who keeps popping uber/kritz on bottom scoring 5 hour heavy
>that one medic who keeps only healing his boyfriend
>that one engi who keeps feeding buildings/backstabs to the diamondback spy
>that one engi who only cares about epic sentry frags and never builds a dispenser/teleporter
>that one medic who keeps running into frontlines like a retard and gets shot, then bitches about how people don't protect him on team chat
>that one soldier who keeps trying to make an epic market garden frag video on a valve payload pub
>that one pyro who never extinguishes allies, instead he just spychecks even if you spam help or medic command
>that one engi who keeps building his shit 3 inches next to your nest
>that one spy who keeps trying to make an epic stabbystabby montage on a valve pub, never helping the team
>that one guy who keeps feeding projectiles to the enemy "ugc plat™ a/d a/d a/d please shoot stuff at me" pyro
>that one guy who keeps feeding heads to the bazaar bargain sniper
>that one guy who keeps feeding health to the demoknight
>that one guy who keeps blaming his team on chat every time he fucks up and dies
>that one guy who keeps blocking your crit projectile
>that one guy who keeps feeding uber to the ubersaw medic
>that one guy who starts running upon seeing the disciplinary action
>that one guy who starts spamming his epic random crit bind until he respawns when he dies to one
>that one guy who keeps complaining about getting bodyshot by a sniper>that one anon who makes a rant post on some taiwanese knitting cartoon discussion board
sorry boys, needed to vent
fuck this shit
>>159326090
Because CTF is garbage.
>>159329607
I wouldn't know. I'm not married
However, I am a Medic and Pyro main
>he mains the two most brainless "aim somewhere around your enemy/teammate and click your button for free damage/heal" classes
viva pls go away
>>159329852
>Medic main
exactly, valve said so
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/50/Demoman_dominationmedic03.wav?t=20100625230309
>When you are practically Horseless Headless Horsemann Jr.
>>159330142
What can I say? All these beta bitches are too afraid to be shit at Medic. I step in like the alpha that I am, take the role, and carry
>almost 2017
>asking BasedViva to leave
Lmao, nah. That ain't happening
>>159330285
He says a lot of goofy shit because he's drunk. He says if he wasn't a man, he'd kiss a dude. So is he a closet homosexual? Nah, don't think too much into it
None of the classes are married
>king of the hill
>throw jarate
>turn tide of fite
>my feeling when
>>159329301
>>Shitsoldier: "our medics didn't know what they were doing XD"
I saw this sentence at least 5 times in this general. Fuck off with your shitty fantasy stories.
>Doing various MVM achievements solo
>trying to get Bot-Buster (kill 5 bots in buster detonation) on Mannhattan with the gatebots
>When gatebots are stunned, sentry busters attack with an invisible ullapool caber instead of just exploding
christ, valve
>>159332217
so what are you going to do about the youtube achievements
>>159332534
Already used SAM, since they're legitimately unachievable now.
Guess the outcome
>>159332670
unachieveable because no one will watch them or because of some glitch?
>>159333020
beep boi
>>159319510
someone add this to the artstyle compilation. You know the one
>>159319458
>Voodoo 3
I miss 3Dfx, they made one hell of a graphics card.
>>159333027
Youtube changed their system in a way that you can't upload reply videos through TF2 anymore.Besides, when you could, the Official TF2 Wiki(TM) told you how to cheat the achievements through file editing
>>159333202
raffu
I've made enough money from creepy cases to buy a multi-class crate, should I do it and hope for an unusual
>>159333432
lol im banned haha
>>159333436
Yes.
>>159333436
get an all-class crate, and if it's shit raffle in a week
>>159333436
>>159333536
>>159333592
i'm not surprised in the least
>>159333787
>the hot dogger
it still hurts
Daily reminder not to gamble, kids.
http://tf2r.com/kp9j3av.html
>>159333979
how's K6BD going along anyway
>>159334091
I'm like 15 pages behind. Allison just made Mottom cry, so I think it's going pretty well.
>>159334295
I haven't read it in like over a year. I should really catch up over the weekend.
i'm feeling electric tonight
Post Medical Men
>>159333485
>Being banned from TF2r
How?
>>159335239
>>159335196
then do the ol' fork in socket trick
>>159335239
You first.
By the way who is this gay whore on your pic?
>>159335239
MEEEDICC
>>159335624
What the fuck is wrong with your medigun?
>>159335270
sibling logged in on the computer and the multiple accounts on the same ip ban happened
>>159335916
You could just appeal that, assuming you're actually telling the truth and are not in fact a massive retard.
>>159335886
Nothing?
>>159335995
Yes im appealing it today
>>159335995
>Nothing?
Blatant lie
>>159336165
Maybe you should get your eyes checked.
>>159335886it's a pony themed reskin
>get maple ridge contract
>only medic
>getting pounded hard at the point
>hide behind wall
>use amputator taunt
>healing everyone
>guarded by wall
>people getting healed from other side of the wall
>ubercharge building at speed of light
>3 min win
>>159336347
>Pony themed
Not everything pastel and with hearts on it has to do with ponies.
>>159335239
why are cosmetics so expensive
why are they worth more than 1 key now
this isnt making any sense
>>159336948
>Why are they worth more than 1 key now
What are you on? Most hats cost 1.33 ref.
>>159335239
kr9gh35
ded
>>159329574
Do you really need communication when someone deployed stock invulnerability on you (heavy or soldier) and try to lead you closer to sentry? I can't soak up push force and type at the same time. 50% of that game was about wasted über deploys or teammates ditching me to die then bitch about it.
Why am I the one to teach them fucking game from scratch if they can't be arsed to keep me alive?
>>159331873
*shrug*
Then it's the same fucking shitsoldier in different pub games. I tried to lure that guy closer to sentry with an über deploy. He didn't follow and kept shooting at it from 50+ feet from a window, as Engineers out-repair the minuscule damage.
>>159340031
Use your mic. Yelling at people generally helps a lot.
Overbotch players on fucking suicide watch
>>159341304
Why's that? I barely even play anymore, but Sombra looks fucking lit
But that ain't too fair because every short they've done has been fucking lit
>>159341304
What happened?
>>159341304
why
what does this have to do with tf2
>>159341523
Sombra video went out
Actually looks less awful than I was expecting.
Can't be any worse than current tf2 at least
>>159341523
>>159341547
They added a new character which you have to pay 3000 in-game currency for (this takes a considerable amount of time to build up without spending real money, but most players already saved up enough that it's not an issue).
Her rightclick ability disables every ability for an enemy player, going through any form of protection they may have (including total invincibility).
Now this would be a good thing if you made a useless character that takes away all the crutches of another enemy, but she's extremely mobile and does significant damage, which would in itself make her a decent character.
We're talking "more mobile than the existing most mobile character in the game" levels. She basically hard-counters every character in the game but McRib.
Also has another character ultimate as a passive. It's so broken her ult is literally just applying the rightclick to everyone in range.
>>159335239
>>159342353
I see Blizzard never learned from HotS
>>159342353
please tell me this is fake
>>159343026
the 3k gold for it is fake but this is her real ability sheet
>>159343026
Check out Twitch. They're streaming gameplay of her right now. Alternatively: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/sombra
>>159343354
you're literally brain dead
>tfw i was playing whole week in mass effect and havent launch tf2 for once
>tfw i have to play ugc match anyway
>mfw i went friendly heavy in the mid of match, leave discord and delete every teammate from friendlist cause i don't wanna play at all
Looks like i'm not ready for competive yet. Playing every week is too responsibly and boring for me.
>>159344687
you might be autistic
>>159344687
You could've just not showed up and had them call in a backup player instead of throwing the match.
>>159344687
You're out of the family business, that's your punishment.
>>159345385
I don't think so but i feel kinda bad about my behaviour. I could just tell yesterday to leader that i can't play instead of ruining the game. Whatever.
>>159345490
I was telling them that i don't want to play and they better to replace me. They can't find out anyone in 10 min before the match.
>>159345801
Then you should've just sucked it in and played the entire match and left them to look for a replacement afterward, you fucking mong.
I play every game mode except capture the flag to bh
Is it possible to remove the "inactive contracts" notice without actually bothering to fulfill them?
>>159347254
tf_contract_competitive_show 0
i think
>>159347406
don't do it it makes mustard gas
>>159347516
fuck off back to cluedo with your colonel mustard BULLSHIT
type
>find [something]
into console and it will list all existing commands with [something] along with theit current values, defaults and a short description if youre lucky
example:
>] find contract
>"tf_contract_progress_show" = "0" ( def. "1" )
> client archive
> - Settings for the contract HUD element: 0 show nothing, 1 show everything, 2 show only active contracts.
>"tf_contract_competitive_show" = "2"
> client archive
> - Settings for the contract HUD element during competitive matches: 0 show nothing, 1 show everything, 2 show only active contracts.
>"tf_quest_turn_in_confirm_opt_out" = "0"
> client archive
> - If nonzero, don't confirm submitting a contract that does not have all of the bonus points
youre welcome
i dont want to get banned :s
>>159348024
not the guy you're replying to but i remember finding this command (find COMMAND) a month or two ago and then i forgot it, thanks
>>159347406
>>159348024
tf_contract_progress_show did it, thanks.
Is wearing currency still a meme? (buds, bills maxes)
>>159351893
yes, because they look shit
>>159351893
no, because they look sweet
>>159335239
>>159351893
no, because none of those are currency
>>159351893
what >>159353275 said
they stopped being currency a while ago
until they make keys a cosmetic you can't wear currency
I got a strange haunted soldier hat from a merasmission.
Should I keep it or transmute for other stuff?
post spooky birds
>struggle with almost every class to even reach middle of scoreboard
>hate playing soldier
>play soldier once for shits and giggles because I got a new cosmetic
>dominate the whole round
Why is soldier so fucking easy to play?
>>159355006
>Then they remembered he's supposed to be the bad guy and showed up blowing up homeless people for literally no reason
>>159355726
Splash damage vs. 12 players is kinda OP, desu
>>159355006
>this is what evil looks like today
We fucked up, we need to go back
>>159356174
Don't worry they fix it in the next few pages with >>159355835 and other hilariously obtuse acts of villainy
>>159356296
Is there no subtlety anymore? What happened to Lawful and Neutral Evil?
>>159356665
Western comics are a dying industry, so they have to appeal to the lowest common denominator.
>>159356086
It wasn't even that, it was the fact that I could easily hit everyone with my rockets considering they have 10x the hitbox of even the huntsman. Made it real easy to just blow their whole team the fuck out which I wouldn't have been able to do with another class.
>>159355075
>>159357190
>No strange bottle
?
>>159357267
Can't spawn camp with a bottle.
>>159357190
>that fucking plane
how is this allowed?
I can't wait for the inevitable beard + turban + airplane combo
Any advice for someone who wants to learn demoman?
>>159357480
Someone already has one and has posted it before.
>>159357634
>>159357480
found on leddit
>>159357631
literally never let go of right mouse
pipes are for suckers, don't even bother with them, use the booties for the health buff
>>159357631
Learn to aim pipes and don't be a fag
LnL is for shitters
>>159357631
Don't listen to >>159357937
Pipes are one of the best weapons in-game. Also, sticky spam is for retards, learn to actually aim them and you become that much deadly.
>>159356838
I never was a fan of western comics, not much one for eastern comics either, but it hurts nonetheless seeing something forced to stoop to that low a level.
Hey, are all the new Unusualifiers unusual quality or did I just get lucky?
>>159358707
Yes to the first. Yes to the second since your unboxed it.
>>159358707
Are you retarded or something?
>>159358507
Eastern comics have the same issues western ones do, desu. There's not much on either side of the ocean that's original anymore.
>>159359314
>tfw I'm turning into a crotchety old man at 22
what the fuck are you people doing to me
>>159290845
Play jump maps. It's the speed you hit the ramp and where you shoot before you jump. Make sure you hold crouch
>>159357480
>how is this allowed?
how is it... not allowed? what's your issue with it?
>>159359215
Nice
>>159359314
Just on Fridays
>>159359754
it has the potential for racist jokes and that is T R I G G E R I N G him
>>159359964
that's not what triggering means
>>159359754
he thinks black people shouldn't be on planes. Pretty racist opinion if you ask me
How many missions do we get? The cosmetics are hilarious.
>>159360184
the definition of triggering doesn't matter because it's a useless discredited term for babies who have no experience in the outside world and can't handle so much as different opinions or beliefs so they use what was once a term for people who had suffered actual mentally scarring trauma and use it as a crutch so they don't have to deal with things that make them mildly uncomfortable
>>159360215
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=25148
>>159360503
So if anything, you're perpetuating the incorrect usage and harming and demeaning the survivors that use it legitimately, making yourself just as bad as the people that misused it in the first place,
My one unboxing for the event
>>159358707
>why is this unusual item unusual
retards dont deserve good things
that makes sense that you gamble though lmao
>>159360506
everyday one. Epic
>>159360796
it doesn't matter at this point because the term is irreparably damaged
like remember in 2011 how everyone used the term "epic" for everything and now even when someone describes something that's actually epic they can't even use the word that fits what they're describing because it's so damaged
this is one instance where we can't exactly bring "porch monkey" back
>>159360843
Bad.
Something bad.
>>159360843
Good luck
>>159360843
that one meme hat
>>159361185
raffle in a week pls
how do i make my tfg2fu love me back
>>159351893
how is wearing a bills a meme
it's a cool military beret
>be a faggot and use nothing but the revolver and dead ringer
>get good at aiming
>everyone makes accusations of cheating
>>159365762
>be pony spy hacker and headshot everyone
>heh they'll never know ;)
>everyone accuses me of cheating
hitting projectiles feels so satisfying
Daily reminder, reason people hate this game so much is thanks to /r/tf2. Stay cool, never visit that cancer subreddit and remember, have fun.
>>159366874
That comic is so fucking sad to be honest.
>getting sad for whores
errytime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuZbKTDUOIs
saturn detected
>>159368208
>posting about yourself
fuck off you washed up splatoon main
getting accused of hacking feels HOT xxx 21+
>>159369851
2 |<00|_ 4 1H33Z3 5|<RUBZ
saturn more like splaturn
fucking squirt your ink on me
>>159368553
im not saturn
>>159368553
kill yourself
>>159372317
t. saturn being mad that someone called him otu
>>159368553
kill myself
I have a team spirit Rogue's Col Roule that I'm looking to trade for another team-colored spy misc. Anyone have anything? I'm looking for shit like the Rogue's Brogues or the Sneaky Spats.
Hello, I hope everyone had a good week
The format for the VGL7 qualifiers was released and the team will be playing 15 other teams in 4 groups of 4. The top 2 from each group will advance to the main tournament while the third place in each of the four groups will have a playoff to determine who gets the last ninth of the open spots left.
More information can be found here:
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_7_Qualifiers
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_7
The games will start on the 25th of this month. The day after Thanksgiving.
Also, if you have any ideas for what kind of stadium/pitch the team could play on, feel free to suggest one as there are stadiums in the game the team can claim as home ground and can design it however. Usually the stadiums just have some kind of image displayed over the pitch but some teams have gotten creative with it.
Here is the list of stadiums that are in the game:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/User_talk:Dag
Here are some games to show how some custom stadiums can look like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIWPVptSULE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwwq4LLVJgs
If you're interested in seeing or learning more, join the discord that can be found on the wiki page above.
I hope you all have a good weekend!
^ gay
>>159374563
no u
Anyone wanna trade a key for 24 ref? Bots are down and I wanna key
>>159376460
>keys are 24 ref now
what the fuck? why are they going up so quickly?
>>159376717
scarcity. Did you never take a course on economics?
>>159376717
KEYS ARE NOT GOING UP. THEY HAVE A FIXED, REAL WORLD PRICE.
METAL IS GOING DOWN, BECAUSE MORE IS CONSTANTLY BEING CREATED BY THE GAME.
everyone delete all your metal and buy a thousand keys
>>159377004
time to craft hats
Which crates give out ks kits besides 91?
>>159379025
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/
>>159379025
nevermind
>>159379389
Someone stop me please
>>159379590
WEAKLING
>>159379590
don't
stop
thinkin about tomorrow
>>159379590
gru
>>159379590
H O T G A R B A G E
>>159379590
>>159379894
>he will open more cases in the future
lel retarded gambler
>>159379894
raffle
I want this
>>159380219
sell it to you for 3 ref
>>159380285
>>159380285
is it even worth the money at that opoitn?
>>159380961
no
23 cents on the market
>>159380961
its like 30 cents
>>159379894
I feel your pay bruh
But #83's are good, eventually you'll get a rl/sniper/scatter kit
When to use Tomislav?
When to use Mini Gun?
>>159383454
Tomislav on attack, minigun on defense
>>159383461
ebin :DDDDDD
>>159383461
*boops u* WoW
so guys
I feel like playing some team fortress1
>>159383461
quick, someone post this in /owg/
posted ;)
>>159335239
So /tf2g/ why don't you have an unusual?
Well i dont care about OW anymore, yeah is like tf2 but valve is not going to dissapoint us in the long run.
Also, is true that you need to get 3k coins to use her?
>>159383454
the tomislav is good for fast atacks, is good against suicide pyros.
>>159386135
I would have bought one, but instead i got some cool items in tf2, dota 2 and csgo
>>159386135
sold it
economy was going to shit
>>159357935
I like the concept of those cardboards but i dont like any, they are going to add more?
is manhattan project good?
>>159389871
Do you like it? Then yes.
Do you dislike it? Then no.
is this common
>>159390801
>2fort
Yes
>>159390593
i would like it more if it was paintable
>>159390801
2fort always has some kind of class stacking, snipers and engineers are usually the most prominent
>>159390801
>not having actual ping numbers
lll
i forgot how much the mvm community was like left 4 deads
what do you mean?
>Get some cool hat drops from missions
>Maybe I'll have ""serious"" cosmetics on the spy for the first time ever
>They're halloween only, but the fucking scarecrow isn't
>>159394135
just craft them toghether and hope for a decent hat
i got the desu specs on my alt
>>159393728
learn to reply
>>159394135
craft em
I managed to get a team captain
>>159394196
>desu specs
>>ISG3GAZI6
am i doing it right
>>159383454
Mini Gun when they expect you, Tomislav when they don't.
If there's a cart for example and you're on offense, you'll probably be on it as the Heavy so you can use the Mini Gun because they will expect you to be on it. It doesn't give you away for them to hear the sound of your spooled Mini Gun.
>>159394547
can you fuck off already and don't come back until you learn how to reply you fucking faggot brainless shithead dickface
>>159394609
>He doesn't go BB on cart and never get off
who needs movement speed anyway
576493951<<
hcum edur wow
@159395425
ignore him hes just a meanie
Admirable @AdmirablePlayer 56m56 minutes ago
I'm sorry if I ever complained about smoke trails, cosmetics or unusuals in #TF2
It could have been much much worse #OverwhatJustHappened?
What did he means by this? I missed something or he is just talking about OW in general?
>>159397000
Sombra's design is shit but we've known that for a while.
>>159386135
Because i don't play enough to justify keeping one.
>>159397421
mmm just that? Well i tough they announced other thing about the game, like some kind of new cosmetics.
get more dead games like tf2 on deadgames.com
get more bad games like overwatch on badgames.com
>>159402509
still watching jojo
flip flappers
classicaloids
occultic nine
few others i might continue with but might not
renard is tol and buff and i want him to caress me in his arms and beat me like the small short haired women he prefers but settled for me instead
-t. dotsy
>>159402509
>>159402670
this has nothing to do with team fortress 2 get the FUCK OUT
>>159402509
Shit season mostly dropped everything but 3-gatsu no lion
>>159383454
>When to use Tomislav?
Everytime.
>>159402509
Yuri on ice. Its actually pretty good.
>>159402509
jojo
drifters
flippy flaps
Is the Cow Mangler good? Like, is it a serious weapon? Does some aspect of it suck that I can't see? The decreased building damage sucks but the alt-fire is cool.
>>159402670
>>159402509
oh right drifters, how could i forget
that's pretty good too
>>159402509
Sorry i'm straight and have social life.
>>159403046
It's a meme weapon.
>>159403106
outlier
>>159403046
nobody uses it because until very recently it was complete garbage and everybody prefers their strange stock RL
now it's probably a straight upgrade in 6v6, but because Engineers are so common in casual and nobody on your team will be capable of dealing with them you can't really use it
>>159403106
lmao
>Haven't played TF2 in ages
>See the Burly Beast
Welp.
Time to get back into TF2 and become a medic main again.
>>159406213
It's so weird!
holy shit
https://clips.twitch
.tv/b4nny/HandsomeHerdThunBeast
>>159409161
After much time and trial looking over the various generals of /vg/ I have finally found out which general has the highest concentration of homosexuality.
You'll all be proud to know...
/tf2g/ is not it.
The winner is /lolg/
>>159410075
I'm not surprised with all those Renekton and Alistar OPs
Demomen
>>159410558
demoman
>>159403239
>be kritz medic
>see meme mangler soldier
>kill self
>>159410075
Are you sure it's not /tf2g/? Have you been to the IRC?
>>159336103
Same thing happened with me, I explained it and the tf2r staff are pretty chill, got unbanned in a day.
Yo, whats up, its yo boi Vibs here with a legit top tip
If you don't feel like doing your Pit of Death contract, just get one soul and take it back to spawn. You get 2 points every time you drop it and two points every time you pick it back up, so just keep walking back and forth into spawn until you have 100 points.
>>159412273
i like pit of death though, but good tip
>>159402509
The first quarter of Jets games. I get too sad to finish the rest, though
>>159411535
>pirate themed demo
Could you be any more generic
>>159413392
yes
>>159412273
that a good tip
>>159410558
buy this hat
>>159414582
ruffle
>>159414582
Did Valve forget they already added this hat?
>dead ringer spy can survive a crit rocket to his face
why is this fucking allowed
Recommend me paint for the hat and some cosmetics to go with the hat.
Also post your pyros, because everybody hates pyros.
>>159416689
none of the miscs go together
>>159416689
viva when are you going to cash out
>>159416907
Iunno. No one wants to buy the shit I'm selling
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/168305
>>159417112
is that rocket launcher really worth $200
>>159417290
Priced at $150 on SCM. I'm basically selling it for that exact price since I price Keys at 1.80
what do you price me at
>>159417453
you're worthless
>>159417453
you're priceless
>>159417462
oh
you are right
>>159417506
I'm just kidding
You're worth something
>>159417526
prove it
>>159417572
sometimes you bump the thread
>>159414961
most of the new hat crates are eerily similar to other hats already in game, another hockey mask, another mohawk, there are like 3 viking hats. Only good one is that medic hair
>>159416482
>He doesn't remember using it to make soldiers blow themselves up or completely bodyblocking ubers
Reminder that it took 7 backstabs to kill a DR spy back in the day, and that crit rockets and stickies were a nice way to get away from pursuers with 100hp left
>>159376717
Unlocked multiclass crates.
Is this really worth several keys, as listed on bp.tf? I've got 2 of them as halloween rewards and see them every other game on other players.
>>159421760
Glitched items tend to be worth a lot, yes.
>>159421760
Forgot picture
>>159421760
>>159421858
furfags driving up the price
>>159421760
>>159422080
All the 2014 halloween items are expensive because there's so few actually tradeable versions. It'll be even more next year.
>>159421760
>>159421858
Really makes me regret not buying the crates when they were up in the store seeing their prices now.
>be me
>want to play team defense fort 2 as the frenchy sneakman
>open up youtube as something to do as I wait for the que
>see ad
>close tab
>close que
>close team defense fort 2
>delet system 32
>>159422443
That commercial's been all over TV. Shillary has like 5 different anti-Trump ads that air all hours of the day and night. Meanwhile, before the FBI investigation, I'd only seen Trump put out one anti-Hillary ad. Just the other day, 3 anti-Hillary ads played in a row, though, shit's hilarious. I think he's going for that undecided vote since it's so close to election time and capitalizing on her latest scandal. Also, I've barely played TF2 in weeks now, I dunno why I'm still here.
>>159422443
dont have adblock?
what a shame
>>159422443
>not using adblock
>>159422598
>>159422798
stop bully pls
yo i want this dumb presidency race to end already
why the fuck is the whole internet filled with trump bernie and hillary memes
i thought this would stay in buzzfeed and youtube, but noooooo
it came to fucking STEAM of all places, with every single meme game catching up to the media
fuck US and their bullshit presidency drama
>>159423538
It made for some good memes and laughs along the way, though. Imagine how much of a circus it'll be four years from now, though.
>>159416689
>upward attack
>final point
>engineer in the engineer spot
>sentry in the sentry spot
>be pyro
>somehow manage to make it to the other side of the balcony without dying
>shoot the engineer with scorch shots
>it bounces him off the sentry
>he cant do anything about the second scorch shot explosion
>he gets stuck in the corner and dies off afterburn
>after 8 shots or so i take out the sentry
>mfw engineer is pyro's hard counter
>>159424964
>brony head
>strange phlog
Disgusting
>>159424964
Your loadout tells me you are a faggot brony pyro main with a huge ass ego about it. Fix it.
Why are people calling the balloonicorn hat a brony cosmetic? Hasn't the balloonicorn been in-game longer than brony's have been around?
>>159427513
your loadout reminds me of hiroshima
>>159427556
It's now a universal sign that you're a brony.
>>159427606
I didn't even name the flamethrower, I just saw a guy who was selling it with the part I wanted so I took it.
>>159427606
thats not even a japanese rename
>>159427513
Its like wearing a magical mercenary or collecting painted baloonicorns.
I don't want to believe the memes, but are all pyros main 12 year old bronies?
Why do I keep getting these every time I log in? I always delete them so I figured they were just undeleting themselves, but this time I kept them alive and I received another still.
Why?
>>159428240
Meant to reply to>>159427556
>>159428268
i think valve just doesnt give a crap what crates are in rotation anymore
they drop for me all the time too
i want this crap to end
>>159428268
They broke item drops a while back, so now you get guaranteed crates every few days all at once because the retards on the TF Team don't know how to fix it. Note that crates started dropping like this in the same update that reintroduced hat drops.
>>159383454
Tomislav:
>annoying long range targets like Snipers but dps at long distance hardly matters
>content on ammo management and less dependent on Engis
>accuracy hardly matters at very long distance
>better respond time to divebombers when alone
>worse coverfire for Medic because 20% slower
Stock:
>100 more dps than tomislav
>needs an Engi teammate with pottis, or you need to prioritize targets that are closer to chew through your ammunition gracefully
>as long as you jump-rev you can do anything Tomislav did
>better cover fire for medic
You decide.
I dress like this IRL
>>159402923
This.
Why is this thing so fucking hard to use? I want to use it.
>>159431964
I still don't understand this weapon are double donks like random crits or what?
>>159431964
>>159432268
The Demoman can hold down the fire button to prime the cannonball without shooting until the button is released, allowing control over how long it takes to explode once fired. As a reward for doing so perfectly, if a cannonball impacts an enemy and then explodes within half a second, the enemy will take mini-crit damage from the explosion. This is known as a "Double-Donk" and produces a unique sound and "DONK 2x" effect on success.
>>159431964
>>159432268
It tells you how it works in the item description, morons
>>159433649
>>159433832
I know how it works but I'm absolutely terrible with it. Can't hit anyone for shit.
>>159433970
Well we cant help you with that
>>159434030
You can at least inspire me or something.
>/tf2g/ in a shellnut
>>159434387
well thengit gud
>>159434387
Be guuder
>>159434423
how is this tf2g in a nutshell
>>159437012
Because that was a child. tf2g act like children
>>159437012
tf2g uses the cowmangler lmao
>>159437452
you sure do most of the times
>>159438491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GuuP0PipPy
>>159438491
Except I'm the most mature out of all you degenerates. And that isn't even saying much since it's so Easy mode
>>159438557
Woah, who is that? He sounds so adult, mature, responsible, and amazing. Oh, yeah. That's me. Whoda thunk
>>159438896
Oh, I know how to write in English too.
someone just told me the eternal reward is a crutch
what the fuck is a good spy supposed to play with then?
I mostly use everything stock or ambassador+YER, but I'm curious.
>>159439052
how the fuck is YER a crutch
>>159439109
I have no clue, anon
>>159439031
Me too, thanks
Nothing to brag about or bring up unless some dumb foreigner speaks/writes English horribly
>>159439052
>YER is a crutch
Disregard, that man is a retard. If anything, you're gimping yourself for using YER.
>>159433970
Pipes move in an arc, anon. It isn't enough just to have your corsshair over them.
How important is it to you to be classy while playing TF2? Players with class don't taunt, thank their healers and engies, pocket female players if they encounter them and much more.
>>159440943
>How important is it to you to be classy while playing TF2? Players with class don't taunt, thank their healers and engies, pocket female players if they encounter them and much more.
>>159440943
>Pocket female players
Why? What? That's not classy, stop confusing being classy with desperation.
>>159441330
He's prolly a fedora tipper
>>159440943
>>159440943
>classy
>pocket female players
xD i know right?/tf2g/ was a mistake
>>159440943
>pocket female players
>Unusual Trading
>Offer a pretty good deal
>Guy really likes my offer and adds me to check how it looks
>Guy is pretty into it and hasnt had any decent offer in 4 days
>"I probably will do that offer"
>Doesnt accept the trade offer and keeps bumping on outpost hoping someone will pay in pure
Forgot how much I hate trading with outpost twats
Is Demo OP?
>>159442810
power classes are only op if they have a dick sucking medic by their side
>>159440943
>pocket female players
>>159442810
A decent scout can fuck most demos unless theres a butt buddy Medic
>>159440943
>pocket female players
>don't taunt
>>159442810
Not to the degree that Soldier is
>>159440943
idk, find out yourself:
if a whore is pocketing her bf only, i will always target her first and then shit talk
if some retard with kritzkrieg pocket fails to kill me i will tell them tf2 is free to uninstall too
i say gg ez/git gud/other shit talk stuff after winning
taunt after every random crit kill
i don't care about friendlies, if you are some epic sandvich heavy you'll still get bombed
if a healer is good i will thank them after the round ends
im a pretty classy guy imo
>>159443984
this but I high five pottis heavies first
>>159443984
I'll have you know that I am a hoovy main and do you want to know what I do to people like you? I make a sandwich, track the person who killed me's IP, find them, and then proceed to beat them to death with said sandwich. I wouldn't fuck with me if I were you.
>>159444571
shut the fuck up you friendly nigger i will shit down your mothers throat
>>159444739
You can't shit when you're dead you double nigger.
>>159444965
Actually when you die your bodily functions will sort of still work and you will expel gases, shit and piss even when you are dead.
>>159445635
Fuck you and your science bullshit
What are some useful ways to use sprays?
>>159445807
porn distractions duh
>>159445807
Sentry and sniper sprays can tell you if there are players around a corner or sniping. Porn sprays distract 12 year olds
tfw you surf on the roofs of harvest
>>159443984
I only play pubs starter kit
tfw shadowburn is probably drowning in money and pussy now for abondoning tf2 for its shittier version
I find the Buff Banner very hard to utilize properly. I wait for the right time, but seldom does the right time ever present itself. Just when do you use this items active?
>>159447182
Whenever you want to fuck someone up with minicrits.You'll want at least 2~3 teammates with you facing at least half the enemy team for maximum effectiveness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsNvUyoIdls
If I have the mobile authentication does that mean I can trade on trade servers immediately or are my trades going to be held for a couple of days anyways?
>>159449303
You gotta accept every trade you get on your phone
>>159449303
If you had the authenticator for more than a week you can trade items right away but every trade offer has to be completed through your phone
when will demo get a laser weapon
>>159449860
He could get some sort of anti sentry flash bang-ish EMP laser grenade launcher
>>159449860
When will heavy get a good melee?
>>159450103
if anyone would have a flash bang it would be spy
>>159450103
he already has enough anti sentry weapons
in fact
its his entire kit
>>159450262
>entire kit
Can't agree.
>>159450375
i mean demoman
demoknight is a dumb cancer bullshit subclass that should have never existed it doesnt bring anything interesting to the table unless you are already a braindead pyro main who walks forward with your entire screen taped up because thats the max effectiveness of pyros and demoknights
>>159450675
amen
>>159450375
>going against a sentry with claihemh instead of using caber or any of his launchers
>not changing your weapons according to the other team
>going against a sentry as demoknight
>>159450375
why use the claymore now that it doesnt have extra charge time
kill me please
>>159450675
It's funny that Demoman is a Scotsman and you're using the No True Scotsman informal fallacy.
>>159454052
No he isn't.
>>159454052
what the heck are you on about
Im new to this contract thing, how many do you get per day/week/whatever
>>159454210
If he isn't a scotsman, then what is he?
>>159454417
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/no-true-scotsman
>>159440943
>pocketing pyros
who /lucky boy/ here
>tfw noone's gonna buy this shit for 300$
>>159454817
I really did want one for the broom, what you asking on that?
>>159454817
i'll buy it for one shiny penny
Private and community servers were a mistake
new taunt effects actually areniceandcool
>>159454712
>You made what could be called an appeal to purity as a way to dismiss relevant criticisms or flaws of your argument.
except demoknight really seriously fucking sucks
he removes his only purposeful weapon (stickybomb launcher) and instead just senselessly charges forward at whatever is shooting at him and chop head off
even if its a revved up heavy
>>159454961
>he doesn't like bestmap
>>159454817
>i hate myself and i want to die
kill yourself you piece of shit
>>159454712
That's not a "no true scotsman" fallacy. I think you should actually learn what something is before trying to sound smart on a Mongolian horse breeding forum.
>>159455271
While I agree that demoknight is a subclass for shitters, the comment that was made was
>he already has enough anti sentry weapons
>in fact
>its his entire kit
which simply isn't true. His basic melee weapon doesn't confer any advantages vs. sentries, and neither does any of his knight garbage, the sticky jumper doesn't do anything but move you about, and the base jumper only makes you a nice easy target except on maps like pl_upward where you can shoot over a dividing wall.
>>159455271
>sticky launcher is demo's only purposeful weapon
learn to let go of mouse 2 once in a while
>>159455723
An argument isn't just contradiction, if you have a point please make it.
>>159455702I would, if my waifu didn't keep me alive.
You can't let anyone make you feel like garbage, senpai
>>159456656
kill yourself you faggot
>>159454904
>>159454904
It's selling for ~350 keys, excluding that one ass that's lowballing for 200wanna get some GOOD unusuals for all the classes, excluding Demo, Scout, and Soldier which I already have
>>159457000
There's a couple unsold on the market right now for $300, that's only a range of 96-136 keys, I think I can do better than what you mentioned. Best of luck.
>this is RED team in 2016
>>159457560
is it really glitched like that?
>>159457868
What do you mean "Glitched"?
Just paint shit Slate
>>159458216
>>159457560
Reminds me of the "what team AM I on" demo
with the added bonus of working while on BLU as well
>>159454817
got this >>159385351
and this and a Tesla Spirits of Bombings pastthat no one wants to buy
>>159457418
Same to you, senpai.
Does anyone know if Heavy Tourism can be unusual?
Run coward
>>159459650
there hasnt been one uncrated and I dont think you can, only hunter heavy and I think another shirt could be unusuals due to valve fucking up
Is this the perfect map?
>>159459815
I know that there are unusual Sleeveless in Siberias, as well as Hunter Heavy
looking at the unusual page for bp.tf right now
>>159460083
Yes
t.ster
>>159460294
t.who
Is this the perfect map?
Is this the perfect map?
>>159460120
>>159459650
it only works if the equip region is set to hat. Here's heavy tourism from items_game:
"name" "Heavy Tourism"
"prefab" "no_craft misc marketable"
"item_name" "#TF_hwn2016_heavy_tourism"
"item_description" "#TF_hwn2016_heavy_tourism_Desc"
"item_type_name" "#TF_Wearable_Shirt"
"equip_region" "shirt"
Proof:
This is the patch where they made it so a number of cosmetics couldn't be uncrated unusual. open the items_game.txt diff.
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Template:PatchDiff/December_8,_2014_Patch_2
If this error wasn't made your cosmetic can't be uncrated as unusual.
Is this the perfect map?
Is this the perfect map?
>>159460812
How do I get my game to look this good?
>>159460640
I nostalgia'd
>>159460907
just turn up the settings
Is this the perfect ring?
>>159461226
Looks a little rectangular to me. That might just be the perspective, though.
Is this the perfect map?
>>159461320
t.12 year old who just bought a strange sniper rifle from SCM
>>159461320
good old times of scamming kids of their hats there
Random shit put together is spooky is it not?
Also post demo
>>159461601
>>159461313
Yeah just perspective, don't have any video up or other screenshots to prove it though.
Scoreboard actually works, but requires manual control.
>>159461320
Seems for traffic it is. 11 year olds trying to buy their first hat pretty much always have it, and people know what sort of shit they're getting into when they join. Very Poor People had been running some other maps but they saw their population dip, so they went back to it.
>>159461601
kinda spooky but not really
>>159461758
there we go, standing in the void for this shot so the scoreboard doesn't show.
Who remembers damage spread
>>159461751
Can you explain the skullcutter name?
>>159463490
No.
I'm a spy """main""" and I have been since the game came out, but I'm seriously done with this retarded class.
>Whenever I play spy: Enemy team has eyes in the back of their head and the only kills I get are from my revolver
>Whenever there's a good spy on the enemy team: Spy runs roughshod on my team and no one ever turns around pays attention to death screams or checks for dead-ringers
Spy is the only class where luck is a key factor in playing well. The only way to eliminate a lot of that luck is playing with Dead Ringer+Ambassador and going for headshots, but that's a meme playstyle and at that point why not just play another class?
What should I main now?
>check official site
>still nothing about pyro update
>>159463636
Wow, ok, fucking asshole
Sorry for asking about your retarded name tag uses
Maybe stop being a fucking retarded, money wasting dickweed
>>159463942
demoman, let people walk into your kills
>>159463942
join the master race, main sniper
>>159463942
>He's mained spy for 9 years
I am so sorry.
Price evaluation for a 1 of 1 starstorm insomnia tavish's crown?
>>159464575
Ill give you 15 keys
Seriously, these effects are going to be worth jack shit because at this point they are on every hat multiple times
>>159464948
Well that goes for multiclass hats because people are unboxing them like no tomorrow. But class-only hats really have lower numbers in comparison.
>>159464441
The game out when I was 12 so it was exciting for a long time.
>>159464575
Whats are they asking on the similar effect? Also check the prices on other tavish crowns you should pay somewhere around the mid-low tier effects for that hat
>cart is literally sitting on the checkpoint
>touching it at all would send it over
>10 seconds left
>about to suicide into two lvl3s to push cart
>get ubered by medic
>can't push cart
>it was a qf med
>don't even live long enough to destroy either sentry
>YOU FAILED
>>159466557
>Other team has 4 people with 1,500+ hours
>Second place on their team is a scout who literally did nothing but use crit-a-cola and a bat (with 4 dominations)
I hate casual so much. How come I get stuck with the kindergarten romper room team every single fucking time?
>>159463942
>>Whenever I play spy: Enemy team has eyes in the back of their head and the only kills I get are from my revolver
Foot steps bro. Foot steps on hard floor, sand, concrete and many other surfaces. Do you think all Sniper and Medic mains are retarded enough to not listen for footsteps going closer? Slowly walk towards to them as they give pauses or wait until there's a curtaining noise like rocket shot, minigun rev or sentry fire.
You can turn that shit into a drinking game; everytime an opponent didn't hear the decloak sound right behind them you take a shot glass. If they heard it, then you act more cautious.
>>Whenever there's a good spy on the enemy team: Spy runs roughshod on my team and no one ever turns around pays attention to death screams or checks for dead-ringers
Nothing you can do for it, besides going Scout and domineering the areas he scored kills and keep checking ammo boxes. If failed go back to the Sentry nest to sting Demoman away from it.
>>Dead Ringer+Ambassador and going for headshots
Try to play pubs and chill instead of comp mode. Perhaps? CnD can be fun when played right and gives you a few bits about sneaking around in crouch as well as wall creeping.
>>Spy is the only class where luck is a key factor in playing well
Is that whole post a fucking bait to Spy mains? Luck is a factor but it's not a key. You can still abuse facestabs by a grand scale or draw your revolver when you are cornered.I'm not a Spy main, but I think you're missing a few points.
>>159467489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQfQLBtdnyc
>>159466392
>QF Medic
>>159467792
That heavy voice ruins the entire thing.
>>159468226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gojLYwoLNw4
this was your only other solution to the enemy team stack
better get good
cutie: i wasnt aware that i had to invite you every time i wanted to play video games???
Literally how can you not know this?
>>159468404
Fuck off, Mikes. Go eat your smooth peanut butter or something.
>>159468404
silly lolmikes, your blow-up doll can't play games
>>159467489
its just casual bro no need to be upsetti xd lolI fucking hate casual too, tired of carrying f2p retards you know
>>159471227
>tfw can only carry as soldier or demo
how do i git gud?
>>159471741
play medic and pray to god your team knows how to check for spies and stop bomb rushes on you
>>159471841
I didn't mention medic because any retard can carry as medic provided his team has at least one power class. Sometimes I go medic and then find out my entire team is engineers and snipers.
>>159472007
then main spy idknice tf2 numbers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__lHL6XkECc
I love this game.
>>159472448
>capture the flag deselected on casual
>spends the rest of the video on a community 2fort server
I hate this game.
>>159472448I enjoyed it
>>159472448
>That k/d
>>159285191
>tfw all the pipes connect
>tfw your entire team died
>tfw lost the mid fight
not even pipes could save
>>159472448
>Bots
>Doesn't even have CTF selected
You could've at least tried to make it look like you weren't playing some shitty community server.
>>159427513
>>159426837
The brony head was a unbox and I'm waiting to trade it away.
Also the phlog is just icing on the shit cake of pissing people off.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/atheismking111/
Met this guy in casual, being a cunt. Why do people like this exist?
>>159475471
>ugc medals
>being a cunt
no big soup rice
I just watched my entire team get rolled by a single spawncamping pyro with a medic. Never have I been so disappointed in this game.
>>159475471
>Frogposter picking on people who are better at the game than him
Why am I not surprised?
>>159475471
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/atheismking111/
>That URL
>10,000 hours
>>159471741
>soldier or demo.
I don't see the complaint. Demo is an excellent pocket and Soldiers become the best sweeper for pockets or roamer for dropping enemy Medic.
Use Scout? If you fail, you'll be a Sniper main at worst.
game design wise, why the fuck do capcrits exist?
>be me, 10 minutes ago
>on frontier, third point
>losing game pretty hard
>godlike medic with nebula unusual on other team topscoring
>decided to go support pyro (degreaser, manmelter, homewrecker)
>reflect all their projectiles back
>buster all medic pops
>extinguish teammates with manmelter, spam the crits out the choke
>stop all spies, destroy sappers
>half of enemy team quits
>except rich medic
>raging at everyone in chat
>says pyro should be banned from defense
>later in the game
>cart moved up to point
>hella close
>overtime
>like 4 ppl on cart
>suicide airblast all of them off
>the medic had gone demo by now
>reflect kill him
>we win
>mfw
>be me
>Topscoring as demolitions man
>Heavy is at the middle of the scoreboard
>Fully overhealed
>I have less than 50 health
>Behind medic
>Spamming E
>He never turns around
>Die
>Ask him to heal me too over voice
>He tells me that I should've been on the point if I wanted heals
I hate pub medics so much. So fucking much.
>>159477627
There's no reason for crits of any kind to exist, desu, though theoretically they're to help break the inherent CTF stalemate.
>>159458216
>>159457560
why did valve give pyro demo and spy the baggies again? its so fucking dumb
>>159477805
I've been having the same problem. I swear some F2P medics think that literally only heavies can be healed.
I'll be top-scoring as spy or soldier and they'll just fucking ignore me (and everyone else, sans heavies). It makes the games so fucking slow and tedious.
>>159475471
>that id
>anime pic as usual
>last.fm - muh superior musik taest!!
>myanimelist - muh superior animu taest!!
>86 steam groups - most of them are lolsorandom trash
I usually don't give a fuck about what people put on their profile but holy shit this made me cringe, it's like a fucking parody account.
>>159478970
It happens every single time I play demo. I don't care so much when I play soldier, at least I'll sometimes get an overheal, but pub medics will never, ever, heal a demo.
>>159477637
bg is a server for baddies
What are these most versatile classes?
Classes which are useful no matter the map or situation?
>>159477805
I've started playing medic a lot more. It's made me a lot more cautious. If I'm not near charge and there isn't any support besides the guy I'm healing I wont be willing to go in.
Also, the fancier your hat the more likely I'll heal you.
But I also try to heal anyone as much as I can. By medigun or crossbow bolts.
>>159480367
Medic
next question
>>159480406
>Healing the guy with fancy hats
Most of the time, that just means he spent like $30 on the game, it's never an indicator of actual skill. Check scoreboard, if on Payload, check k/d.
>>159480367
Medic
Soldier
Demo
>>159480859
I go for the score but when it's a fresh game with no scores I have to assume people with hats know to protect their healer.
>>159480413
>medic is useful on his own
>>159481240
https://youtu.be/dBfRGENbJv0
>>159481240
with a aussie blutsauger and a festive saw, anything is possible
>>159285191
>tfw its saxxy time again
some pretty good videos this year
>>159480367
Scout is by far the best killer
>>159481823
None will ever top Bad Medicine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1dJvrqN_5Q
>>159481903
scout is pretty weak on maps where you're playing offense against a sentry nest, or multiple nests
>>159481953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dVKCxNCkBs
>>159481240
t. time traveler from before the Gold Rush Update
i hate comp tf2 and everyone in it
>>159481437
wow, medic can kill enemies that took heavy damage from his teammates
who knew
>>159481953
>Bad Medicine
Otherwise known as "When The Uber Hits Hard"
>>159482015
>scout is pretty weak on maps where you're playing offense against a sentry nest, or multiple nests
So is demo and soldier
>>159463942Sombra.She seems right up your alley for bullshittery
>>159482787
Is this a joke?
>>159482189
spoopy
I always liked it when the creators use the odd morphing and bone habits in SFM to their advantage.
>>159482787
but
soldier and demo are the strongest classes against sentries in the game besides i guess spy
they're certainly the best uber targets
tfw ctf is over in less than five because the enemy never built sentries
>>159482991
tfw ctf is over in less than ten because the enemy team built sentries but we destroyed them, then spawn camped them with cap crits
thanks valve
>>159427513
What does the Korean say?
>>159483563
칭 종의 새끼
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlOb5HFZ10o
#BufftheBison
>when your always playing Payload with the same 20 retards due to the new matchmaking system
>Playing Payload
>>159485258
>when you're a dumb frogposter
i somehow got a melee token, do i go for scout or spy reskins?
>>159486597
try to get the gfp
>tfw sitting and playing poker night at the inventory
Why is this game so comfy? Fucking love the character's interactions and responses
So is there any reason to not use the Iron Bomber, Quickie Bomb Launcher and Scotsmans Skullcutter?
>>159486886
>pic
>>159486696
>there is no such thing
ok kool now what
>>159486878
I got tired of their interactions within 10 minutes of playing. I still haven't gotten the last achievement item, because I never use stock invis watch.
>>159486993
make some toast in a bathtub
>tfw you blew all your steam dollarydoos on crates and cant get poker night
>>159487365
>He STILL doesnt have poker night
I'm 80 cents short, otherwise i would've gotten it for you
tfw 4 cents left in steambux wallet
>>159487164
stock watch is pretty good though
if you combine it with letrtrenger you can run across the whole map while invisible
also lets you pick up ammo packs on the go, unlike cloak and idle / shitringer
>>159487164
>I never use stock invis watch.
shitter detected
>>159487164
Literally the best cloak, eat shit
I hope valve hurries up with that pyro update
dying for some new weapons here
>game is running like shit on minimum settings and a config
>reset everything, crank settings to high
>game runs fine
wut
>>159489484
optimization :)
>>159487164
The game's easy as fuck, no reason to not have all the items
>>159487365
post id baddie
>>159489790
/popnfreshashit
>>159490909
Harder, Dashy! Enf!
>>159490909
xXx_n00b_ki113r_xXx
>>159490909
One shit, one KILL
>>159490909
stabbystabby's apprentice
>>159490909
Stabby's own bakestayber
>>159490909
I see you've played knifey-spoony before
>>159490909
Don't be upset, you only died due to your lack of awareness
>>159490909
Pinkie Pie
>>159490909
STABE STABE STABE
>>159490909
add /id/tixh for erp
>>159490909
Pinkie Pie's Party Cannon!
>>159490909
Be aware of your surroundings, idiot
>>159491317
damn
>>159491397
HOOVER DAM
>>159491317
>>159491317
Wow that's the same name for my scatter gun lol
>>159491564
dude your loadout's shit
>>159491691
Shitter detected
>>159491691
Thanks for your opinion!
>>159491691
yes i agree with you
>>159491564
>tip of the jews
>>159491564
>jew of the hats
>>159492149
Freedom distributor
>>159492149
I have a tiny dick.
>>159491937
>>159492121
It's the only item I can equip that is half decent.
>>159492149
id/stary
>>159492149
get you're L.O.L. on @ www.4chan.com
>>159492149
kurt kobain's megaphone
>>159492149
I'd use the direct hit instead if I could aim
>>159492149
gay niggers from outer space
>>159492149
i jack off to children
>>159492149
I main Mercy, I love being a healslut
>>159492149
M E A T S P I N . C O M
>>159492492
winrar
>>159492492
damn it, I was hoping >>159492394
would win on a reroll
>>159492492
thanks
Is this game still fun?
I'm not a big fan of hats and different weapons. I was original tf2 that I played for the first time on xbox
>>159493053
i need to poo poo
>>159493053
I main Ana
>>159493053
take some morphine you cuck
>>159493053
new thread went
>>159493053
how the fuck does this heal allies and damage enemies
>>159493053
Ana's Biotic Downgrade
>>159493053
TRiUMPh
>>159493053
aim at butte
>>159493291
B U I L D W A L L
>>159493291
Winrar, but I don't think it's gonna work the way you intended. It's gonna capitalize all the letters.
Should we just reroll or should I just name it that?
>>159493645
just fucking name it
>>159493704
ok
>>159493929
>stock medigun
eww, at least get a unique one
renames are lame, give me a shitty reaction image to full-color an objector ill never touch with
>>159494421
>>159494421
>>159494421
:o
>>159494421
>>159494421
>>159494897
you cheeky motherfucker
>>159494421
>>159494897
ok
>>159494897
ayyyyyy, Gramps 76Why were rein and ana not grandparents
>>159495203
now let us name and describe it
>>159495357
"I'm getting too old for this"
every single time I redeem a raffle in scrap.tf steam locks me out of trading for a week
what the fuck
>>159496009
>using crap.tf
s.mh t.bh f.am
>>159496091
only easy way to get rid of trading cards desu
Oh yeah, speaking of poker night earlier, I made this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoakiEVjBpAdisregard the other video on my channel, it was merely to learn editing
>see ""pro"" soldier main with 999999 hours recorded + medic dildo up his ass
>they always have an unusual exquisite rack
wat
>>159496291
what is selling them on the market
what is badge craftting
what is turning them into gems
>>159496561
>selling them on the market
slow and cumbersome
>what is badge craftting
something faggots do
>what is turning them into gems
see above
I look at my tf2gfu's steam profile everyday to make sure they're still there.
New thread friendos
>>>159499168
>>>159499168
>>>159499168
migrate when not ded
>>>159499168
>>>159499168
>>>159499168
>>159481462
>Listening to memetubers advice
Use crossbow stock and ubersaw you contrarian arrayseven faggot
>>159477805
For a pub Medic; Heavy> rest.
Sorry that it's like that but it is. I'm a Heavy main and I know that.
>>159463942
>he playing this class since the game came out and still can't git gud
If you playing this game 10 hours per year it's not really mean that you playing since the game came out.