/palg/ - Paladins General

this game is as alive as an aids ridden goat corpse on the side of a road in the middle of the mojave desert during summer on a monday afternoon

>>159253993
that sounds pretty alive with bacteria.

>>159256078
This.

Also,
>Starting the thread 5 posts early

How reliable is the friend referral system? Gave my link to some friends who all had issues. So told them to sign up in-game. I've read it just works when it wants to. Checked my own list that has one person with a white square but nothing else outside the name and level.

>>159256164
referral is garbage but it works when someone creates a new account with your referral link

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PLUSHIES!

>>159256140
Also,
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>pointless edition nonsense

>>159256323
GIVE YOUR TURTLE A BIG HUG

>>159256323
Please make his eyes googly and his sounds obnoxiously squishy.I will spam his emote everytime I kill someone if these 2 factors are in.

>Reel in shitters and dunk them with my Yarnball
>Do the sensei-lotus pose with my googly eyes or shoot more yarnballs as fireworks.

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>edition
>making threads before bump limit
reconsider your life choices

>>159256835
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what's the most fun character to play on a smurf, I need to get the crystals for the colossal chest.

preferably someone bad that I can dick around on to let the enemy team win every once in a while.

>>159256140
>5 posts
Oh man, somebody report him for making a thread 2 minutes early!

>>159257247
more like 20 with how slow these threads go

>>159257246
Fernando flank

>>159257246
kinessa

>>159257246
Skye.

>>159257246
BK

>>159257246
grover
nobody knows how to move and shoot
really allows you to take your anger out on shitty kinessas

So when is the crystal weekend starting? I want my pumpking bomb.

>>159257954
Tomorrow

>>159257954
and i want to pump my load inside kinessa

>>159257246
drogoz
nobody will ever look up

>>159258091
i'll remember this

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>my team was Ying (me), Fernando, Makoa, Drogoz and Skye
>enemy team was Edgy, Ruckus, Ying, Memeking and Soldier 47
>3-3, fucking intense match
>we fight for the point
>me and Makoa pop our ults, followed by drogoz taking out Ying
>enemy completly wiped out, cap % was 93
>YES WE ARE ABOUT TO WI-
>returned to the menu like nothing ever happened
HI-REZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>159258052

>>159258504
?

>>159258504
>american company
>america is still havin a tuesday
>WHY ISNT AN AMERICAN COMPANY STARTING THE EVENT WHEN A SHITHOLE COUNTRY IS ALREADY HAVING A FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY

>Try to refer myself
>Log into game
>Click refer
>Get kicked out of the game to log into their site
>Go to log in
>Your account isn't on record
>Try to reset password even though I didn't get it wrong
>None of my emails fit my username
>Try to find out my username even though I know what it is
>You don't even have an account with your email

What a fucking shitshow of a site.

>game goes to last round
>ying healed less than 12k
fuck this game

>>159259550
are you retarded?

>>159259915
Yeah tell me all about it champ, what did I do wrong when none of their features work?

>>159260068
it's worked for me just fine multiple times so their shit works just fine
the problem is you :)

>>159260068
worked for me

maybe you're just retarded

>>159260234
lol :) got me good there, almost expected some intelligent response.

Kill yourself

>>159260321
dumb AND aggressive :3c

>>159260470
>>159260319
>>159260234
Alright you retards I figured it out on my own. It sends you to the Paladins site where the problem happens. I went to the hi-rez site instead and it worked fine.

Thanks for being useless cunts.

>>159260657
Sokath, his eyes uncovered!

THE BATTLE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN

W H E R E
I S
T H E
G O L D

>lose match
>-100 rating
>win match
>+20 rating

How the fuck does this even work? According to guru, I won more elo than I lost, but my champ rating doesn't give a shit.

>>159262098
MAN OR WONMAN YOUNG OR OLD MY SIGHTS ARE STEADY AND MY TRIGGER BOLD

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hot goth frontliner female when?

>>159262817
>goth
leave now

>>159262817
Thanks mr. skeletal

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femdrogoz when???

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>>159262817
thats not goth
this is

>>159262817
dem hips

https://twitter.com/HiRezDrybear/status/794182526000631808?lang=en
Skeleton are 2 spooky

>>159263414
low rez is far too jewish to make a skeleton champ because they want the chink money

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>>159263414
god dammit
revenant drogoz never

>>159263520
that's not really jewish, it's like saying they won't make a lewd loli champ because they want the western money.

>>159260657
not your personal IT forum

>>159263710
that's jewish too

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>>159263563
Revenant melee frontliner never ever.

>be Bomb King
>team has Kinessa
>I just fuck around because memes
>Kinessa player was constantly using smilies while telling everyone how much he carries
>he claims to be the best member of the team
>through some bullshit we end up winning even though we lost the cap 3 times
>29 eliminations, 6 solo kills
>I have 31 eliminations and 6 solo kills
>he still claims to be the most superior player
>all the while raging like an autist
why are kinessa player such serious shit?

>>159264812 (You)

>>159265063
No

>>159264812
Fix the matchmaking first, you whore.

>>159265407
Yes

>Veteran is getting fixed

Well, playing as a tank with no healer is now officially impossible.

>>159266024
what do you mean fixed

>>159266210
Veteran says 4% but it's like you go from 1 HP to full health in like 2 secs.

>>159266210
Used to heal 40% of your max HP a second, so more than 1 rank was pointless. Now it properly heals 4% a second.

>>159266210
Getting one point of it was absurdly good. I would get it on every tank because it was instant revive.

>>159266024
so now you never pick veteran, it'll be worthless

>>159266281
>>159266285
>>159266607

4% feels way too low and will make the item nearly useless.

>>159266690
They also stealth nerfed Grover, OB36 made his axes do damage to shields the same way it does to champs, ie scaling with distance. They reverted it back to flat 300, which sucks.

>>159264812
best girl streaming guys, /paladinsgame on twitch.

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>>159266838
That's not Alyssa.

>>159266804
what the fuck, grover is weak enough

>>159267642

YING DOMINATION.

WAIFU PANDERING.

Isn't Ying getting gutted too?

>>159266804
Fuck I didn't know that was a thing. Would've been chunking shields for 3k.

>>159262817
Spooky.

Just bought makoa
I'm now a makoa main

>>159268810
>tfw I die a lot as Makoa but when I get it on, the hooking never ends

>>159268810
>>159268842
Feels so good. I finally learned that hook-turn around thing so I can take them out of the point and throw them to my team.

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>>159267346
I want Alyssa to choke me the fuck out as I ejaculate in her!!!

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>>159269112
NO WAY THATS ACTUALLY GOOD

>four instalock damage
>one says BRUH CAN I PLAY DROGOZ
>14 mastery drogoz switches to evie
>new drogoz is 2
>get into the game
>entire enemy team is level 20+
alt+f4
no compunctions about it

>>159269262
it's better than 50 a day but not as good as 100 per day

>>159269112
>>159269262
>Win three games every day over the weekend
Keep in mind that free gem/crystal weekends are the absolute worst time to play, because that's when ALL THE SHITTERS crawl out of the woodwork like termites to shit up games. Shitters you never even knew existed will be playing this weekend.

>>159269112
That sounds pretty good.

>>159269521
it cant be that bad
i mean, if everyone is going to play, im sure good people are going to play too

>>159269521
You can carry yourself to victory in this game so as long as you aren't a shitter you'll be fine

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>>159269661
>it cant be that bad
DON'T SAY THAT
NEVER SAY THAT
Take it from someone who played SMITE for about two years: free gem weekends are the worst.

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>>159269806
cmon dont ruin it
i gotta stay positive and think positive thoughts

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>>159269521
>>159269661
>>159269806
I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

>>159269521
shitters play all the time every day anyway

>>159269112
time to buy chrome skye

im starting to think videogames werent made for fun in the first place

>>159271369
They were made to occupy time for those who hate having nothing to do and being alone with their thoughts

>>159270139
Not like this, anon. Not like this.

You don't true horror.

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>playing with shitters in the shitter pit on your alt accounts for some "free" gems

Why is poppy bomb allowed to have so much knockback and velocity? I wouldn't mind it if you had more air control so you flew slower so it wasn't an incredibly easy kill while pushing the cart near a ledge, but currently it's ridiculous with Jolt. It's also a free push button with Jolt if you land it on the people contesting the cart or point because they go flying across the map.

Also, his grumpy bomb needs to just be a strong slow and DoT on top of its damage instead of being its damage and a long ass stun that basically guarantees a kill if it hits.

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>>159272032
>bullying other alt account players like cassie into complete submission and giving her the dragon dick

I always lose with Ying in competitive, I never won a single game with her.

What do?

>>159274045
>stop shatter shittering
>heal more
Other than that, you could always git gud

>>159274397
Is it still my fault if my 2-3 teammates die before me after doing that?

>>159274502
yes

>>159272941
or just get the item that counters him, retard

>>159274502
Yeah, you should play with a good premade. Don't you have friends?

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>>159274834

>>159274834

>Premade
>Comp

When's gehms?

>>159275278
>>159269112

Should I get Grohk or the snake guy?

>>159275473
grohk.

>>159275473
Greohk cock

>>159275473
Both. But I find Grohk's healing more satisfying.

will mal'damba be worth less once shen hua or whatever the guy's name is comes out?

>>159275734
They fill different roles so no.

>>159274895
We are all Ezho at heart. Embrace your inner Ezho.

>>159274045
sit behind tanks but try and deal damage as much as you can, your weapon is really strong, spam illusions on your teammates but dont spam shatter
if your teammates cant kill anything and blame you ignore them
t. top 20 ying

>>159275473
get a life noob

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>>159275473
Snek and become Big Snek.

If you win all 5 of your provisional matches as a champion, what rank will you get placed at? Gold?

>>159275473
master Pip play and become nigh unkillable

low rez doesn't want proper healers anyway so heal output is going to be shit on everyone, including ying

>>159274045
have you tried playing a not braindead champion?

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>>159278205
t. mad'amba

>>159278417
I'm pretty sure ying is samefagging

>>159278417
>maldamba
>braindead

hes probably the most complex healing champ right now
he can only self heal with his gourd, unlike other champs who all recieve health from their own abilities
his heal beam requires serious aim and prediction, and probably goes unnoticed most of the time
he is also the squishiest healer, being tied with ying in terms of health

kys nig

androxus picker genocide when

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>>159278878
I meant he's hard to play indeed, but not the best healer. People think complex characters = better, but that's not always the case.

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>>159278958
Here ya go.

>>159278878
Reread that exchange one more time

>>159278958
androxus isnt that bad if the enemy team has a kinessa

i played a game where i camped up over the point and the kinessa would teleport up over and over and i just shot her in the head and this happened like 8 times

eziest 1200 credits of my life

>>159278417
t. shitter
i'm going to be so glad when they gut ying or rework her again

>>159278958
>tfw perfectly normal friend irl
>normal, nonedgy tastes in everything
>popular with people and talkative and shit
>always picks androxus when i play with him

it doesnt help that he also sucks ass with him
i outflanked him as buck but he still wont get the message

>>159279462
androxus is far from "not that bad", he's the best flanker. you just have to be autistic to master him

>>159279462

Him and Cassie are hilariously op

>>159280018

A good Cassie is nearly impossible to kill. Androxus, too. They are just miserable fuckheads who can disappear into the sunset unless you corner them super hard.

>>159279743
Thats because his design is actually great, if you take the out the rusty voice and the edge screams he looks pretty cool

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>Be a total crap bomb king in normal match
>have a 4132 rating in competitive cause i got no loss i think

I think Androxus needs a buff on his right click. Even up close it isn't really great.

>>159281625

>Land 3 headshots by sheer chance
>Instant kill

>>159281625

Sure. As long as everything else gets nerfed

>>159281625
Andro is pretty strong. He's fine as is.

Should FOV be maxed or lowered or default?

>>159282637
Max fov, become fish

>>159264812
1. Fernando (wearing too much armor for anything but her face to be visible)
2. Makoa (Her tail is a slightly different length. This is how you actually sex turtles)
3. Drogoz (Looks exactly the same: Voice raised 3 octaves)
4. Grover (Jokes on you, plants are hermaphrodites by nature.)

>>159264964
>Casual payload match
>Choose your hero
>Last player delays picking until very last second.
>Picks Kinessa.
>Proceeds to die 15 times, get 0 kills, 0 eliminations, do under 10k damage in two rounds of payload.
>Report for intentionally feeding.

I can't prove it... but god damn there's a point.

>>159283068
horns going straight with the nake is how female dragons are designed.
Plants are male if they only have flowers the female ones give fruit.

Alfonso as champion fucking when?

>>159283452
neck

>>159283452
i have no clue what you meant by that first one
flowers turn into fruits when pollinated, that goes for all of them (if they bear fruit in the first place)

>>159283652
not if they are male an example would be papaya fruit trees
the first one female dragons in illustration and design are drawn with theyr horns going back straight instead of the way drogoz's horns have the weird shape sometimes they make them have a bit of a bend but that's it..

>>159283858
paladins designers dont have to follow designs made by other artists
some dragons are drawn without any horns at all

beside, theyre not going to implement logic into this game, where trees can walk and spiderman around the map

for all we know we might even get a fucking buck genderbend

>>159284248
I was just giving an example of a common trend i have seen in pop culture with female dragons.
Design is based on logic that statement is retarded they would want to make a distinction between drogoz and the female counter part ffs even int the real world there's diffrences.

>>159284739
i cant even tell what youre saying anymore

do you know when to end a sentence and when to start a new one?

>>159283532
>not Black magic
>not BB

lad

>>159284986
I said what I wanted to say I'm going to sleep.

>>159285235
good night bby

>>159285379
Thanks hun.

>>159285235
I want Evie to crush my balls mid ejaculation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>yfw you completely stomp a team
>yfw you check and see they were a 4-man premade
It feels so good.

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can we have a moment of silence for this map, it was way more fun than fucking Frozen Guard.

>>159287475
Wait now that you mention it, its a long time since i got to play in it
Did they removed it?

>>159287475
i hated walking towards last, it was so clumsy and awkward

>>159287624
they did, along with that one forest map which had an open lake on both sides of the point

>>159287475
>>159287624
they need to make more complex maps. the ones currently available are pretty damn boring.

>>159287475
>the only kind of decent and playable glacier map
>they remove it and leave all the shit ones and add another shit one for payload

>>159257246
>to play on a smurf
Why do you need a smurf in this game? People are equally retarded at every level.

>>159289234
Don't say that, the payload map is fine.

But holy shit there is a path from base on frozen guard that leads to a closed door, who the fuck thought that would be a good idea

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>30 minutes penalty for leaving a lobby where no one picks support or frontline
>not even leaving mid game but for leaving the fucking pre game lobby
Epic design lowrez, simply epic

>Forced to play Nando in comp
>My team fucking sucks
>REALLY sucks
>Can't kill anything
>They bitch me out for not getting on the objective
>When they all die the moment the fight starts and get slaughtered repeatedly
>They never stand behind my shield
>They don't deal any damage
>They don't back me up at all
>People cry when I run away at 200HP
>End the game with 150k shielding done and the most objective time by far

I hate Frontliner. I hate Nando. This is why I always play damage; 90% of players in this game can't deal damage for SHIT. What the fuck are you meant to do as Nando when you are nearly dead and surrounded? Just let them kill you?

>>159289605
nigger it takes like 3 minutes to find a casual match
if everyone left as they pleased then no one would be able to play
i understand some shitters just wanting to play viktor/kinessa/androxus all day, but thats what casual is for, the most basic retards

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How can they improve this design without completely reworking it?

It doesn't look good, but I don't see how they could simply improve it either.

>>159289476
level 15 referrals for gems.

it's probably not worth the time and effort, but it's relaxing if you don't shit on new players TOO hard.

>>159291014

Boost has a longer range, can ult while boosting.

>>159291014
They should just make Ruckus' head and ears a bit smaller then maybe plump up his body a bit.

>>159291014
change his Q and stop calling him a frontliner.
He needs another offensive ability aside from his ult.

>>159291121
I'm talking about his actual visual design.

>>159291238

I think he actually looks fine, though Ruckus himself could have a slightly larger body.

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>>159290223
You just try and 5v1 as long as possible in desperate hopes your team will have a moment of genius and surprise attack them.
>mfw the four instapick damagers/flankers on the team get pissy when I've had enough of being solo tank and not having fun

>>159291312
yeah his head is like the size of his body im surprised he can stand

>>159282713
that was so unnatural but I get lots of kills with victor so i cant complain much

>>159291798
After awhile i got used to it and started using it in everygame, now i deel like everyone but me has tunnel vision

>6-0 in Competitive as Drogoz
>4050 rating
>Scared to keep playing in case I fuck up my W/L

At least I tried. What rating do you need for diamond, anyway?

>>159290271
so? there's only a penalty of a few minutes when you don't click 'join game'. why does leaving the lobby once warrant a fucking 30 minute penalty?

>>159292657
i dont want to wait another 3 minutes every round because of fucks like you
if you dont like being stuck with randoms go suck ezho's asshole

>>159292879
if you seriously don't mind being the lone tank in a team full of shitters more power to you, but the 30 minute penalty is still ridiculous

>>159293280
i dont go tank on matches like that
its not possible to carry as tank
if youre already losing then go whatever and have fun

you should only be concerned about shitters if theyre only on your team, not the enemy
then its trouble

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXbL-MuBrtM

why are people so allergic to frontliners and supports? i picked ying last match in a team full of skye/viktor scrubs and got the most eliminations and everything else, basically carried them.

>>159293578
That's just how it is in every game, no matter the genre. If there's a choice between damage, tank, and support, the majority of people will choose damage.

>>159293578

I have an awful win/loss as support because most damage dealers are absolutely godawful, so I don't play them.

>>159293578
>tfw I'm very economical in buying champs
>tfw Mastery 10 Nando
The good thing about this, though, is that nobody can blame me if the team lost.

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SPRING, HAS COME!

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>>159293992

>Playing as Ruckus
>Jump on the point and ult
>Our Grover ults as soon as I do
>Literally invincible as I shred the enemy team apart from the inside

>>159293578
Because it's always the tank's or healer's fault and dps are the god gamerz.

>>159293578
I dunno everytime i pick frontliner, im the only one charging dunno where everyone else is.

Everyime i pick support, my 2 tanks are dead before the attacker / flankers does anything

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I pick Ying when my team's lineup is a fucking mess

Might as well feed her the losses.

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>That feel when in the top 300 players globally
>Matches take forever to find
>Every opposing team is made up of actual professionals, streamers and stacks

I don't think I can play Casual Siege anymore.

>>159291014
smaller ears

>Play grover

Should I just leave Barik alone and chase after buck like what my cassie said?

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holy shit it feels SOOO GOOOOD to carry a match for once after losses upon losses with the absolue shitters
i need the drug.... needd it... i will do everyhting for that sweet sweet 150k damage..... that 40+ elimintations.s... taht ebipc quad killpotg.... NEDDD IT......!!!!!

>>159296540

>Chasing as Grover when your team isn't dominating

>>159296598
Stop typing like a faggot.

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When will this "Dragon hoarder/stealing gold" meme finally die? For centuries there have been a select few dragons who represent the rest of the population based on their misdeeds and infamy in the media. Sure, we dragons use gold as a way to promote our social status and power based on how much we can obtain, but that doesn't mean we're all going nig-nog on the battlefield to get it. I work a respectable 9-5 job managing the estates of a castle for my gold. I then humbly and responsibly deposit most of it into a secure keep, while investing a portion into retirement and my youngling's university funds. Drag-nog hoarder cunts think the best option is to find a nice cave and sleep on their hoard for a thousand years, eventually waking up to bang some wyvern whores or roast a nearby village. Do I punch people in the face by overclocking my thrusters for a bounty of gold like some kind of god-damned maniac? Fuck no. (Not to mention how bad punching people at mach speeds is on your joints after a few years). We dragons are a respectable and intelligent race. We work hard to support our wives and younglings. And yet we have to suffer the consequences of the dragon slayers who are pissed off about their scorched thatched huts. Fuck all these wanna be hoarders who think they're going to be the next Smaug. Pick up a real hobby like crocheting or tennis. That means you Drogoz, you piece of shit flying stereotype, go fuck yourself. I also know one of you gay-ass midget dwarves helped Drogoz build a new jetpack after his wings got ripped off for not paying alimony, I will hunt you down. Mark my fucking words. (Also the rings on your tail make you look like a major prick, Drogass).

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>>159285783

>>159296889
ebin post

>>159291161
I think if they made Ruckus some actual little fat goblin it would be cool.

I got shit healing score with grok and mal, how to gitgud?

>>159298172
Use the card Healing Rain on Grohk. Gives his totem % health healing. For Snekman, make sure your right click heal is on someone all the time. It has a super small CD so just aim and spam. Also throw gourds everywhere.

Ying's illusions should last 5 seconds, so if you want to have 2 at the same time you have to use a special deck
Im just so tire of always seeing her as a healer

>>159298172
>>159298332
>get high healing scores
>with supports that aren't Ying
kek

>>159298667
>after a few good lashes

i didnt know BK was THAT kind of king

somebody make a bdsm version of BK please

>>159298825
>Im just so tire of always seeing her as a healer

What the fuck do you want a healing specialist to be, nigger?

Game needs a couple more waifus, and then the porn train will get rolling.

>>159299202
nah, we're dead
go play something else

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The game's dying already palabros. shit's plummeting in steam charts..

>>159299101
She just shouldnt be a specialist, just like all the other healers, that makes her be in another fucking level entirely

>>159299521
So what?
There's a specialist in every role.

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"Kinessa is useless" meme needs to die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-5yJMt-124

>>159299794
reported for shilling your own content
btw you fucking blow hot donkey dick none of that was remotely impressive

>>159299614
I know, just like fernando cassie and andro
Thats my problem, im tired of all of them

>>159299465
>>159299287
wait for this weekend, then we talk.

>>159299794
>look guys, i recorded every game where the enemies didn't have a flanker and everyone ignored me

>>159299794
>skye playing like shes cassie
>whole team of their is retarded and running around like headless chicken
>still loses the point nontheless
This is pure comedy

>no post in an hour
>only on page 9

slow night on /vg/

I want them to fix the matchmaking. This game just isn't fun anymore.

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>>159303750
Yuropoors are working now.

>>159281625
I think its mostly fine. Only thing it needs is for the marksmen card to be fixed so you can make a proper defiance build. Reversal needs to be completely removed & replaced with a new ability. Its such a garbage move that doesnt even fit with the rest of his kit.

Crystal event has started, niggers.

I just realized that my greatest fear as a Nando is facing a team that can outflank everyone else despite their roles.

>>159305063
That's what it's like for me anytime I decide to play frontliner as a solo player. My damage/flankers are killed first every time.

Since at low-rez are retarded and think everyone lives in the same timezone, does anybody know when the free crystals event is starting?

>>159306407
see >>159304505
I already got my free 75 for the day.

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ayy lmao

>>159306451
Everything in this picture is just a fuck

what is the bomb king build?

>>159307154
king's new cloak iv
reinforced casing iv
uncontrolled ii
ablative coating i
doomsday i

>>159306451
That's not bad matching right there
>Match higher elo against lower elo premades to even out the advantages of each

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>>159307307

Anyone's game not connecting to steam??

>>159307671
works on my machine

>>159307154
just use doesupz's main build and make another one with countdown IV and jolt IV

Where does the 'elo' in paladins.guru even come from?
Is it a hidden stat from the game or is it calculated by the site itself?

>>159308296
Got it working now

>Crystal weekend
welp, time to hate myself. those upcoming mega boxes tho

>>159308931
I'm forcing myself to play until I get all the crystals I can get

>>159309139
Don't you only get it with the first three wins of the day bonus?

>>159264812
Give me FemBarik,with Beard.

>>159309139
Same here. First match so far wasn't bad. But, seeing as I jinxed myself, rip. Forced to keep playing Fernando incoming lmao

>>159309342
That's the problem. I'm getting stomps again on my end where everyone on my team dies to the Cassie/Andro constantly and we can't get anything done.
It's a literal nose to the grindstone situation for me right now.

>>159309139
How does one receive the crystals?

>>159309602
I just carried with snek and bahmb king. ez geemu ez raifu

>>159309602
Put your name in the thread and go stomp some pubs with /palg/. Should be real easy to rack up 3 wins.

>>159309675
Win 3 times. That's it and that's all.

>>159309739
3 times a day or once each day?

>>159309791
They replace daily wins, you can only get 200+ I think from this event.

>>159309890
>>159309791
75 gems a day for the weekend, 25 per win of the day quest

>see this game get played because hirez sponsored someone to stream it
>decide to give it a shot
>first game
>get logged out

nice game poorfags, back to OW

>>159310181
>one less retard playing the game

good.

>159310181
>stream

off you go

ok guys, we can never do anything about retards that take aggression. so how do we fix aggression?

>>159310294
but the devs said it's fine as is!

>>159310294
remove it

>>159310294
remove the party system

>>159310294
It's fine, it let's certain heroes like Evie, Drogoz and Kinkiness to break damage thresholds to 2 shot other heroes. It's a psuedo- "Fight me faggot with your blue item or I will flank and kill you", but it's totally useless if the rest of the team has the same damage as you.

Notice they are mostly indirect damage heroes with high skill floor which haven does jack shit to.

>>159310294
combine agg+bulldozer+wrecker in one expensive card, giving separate and non-stacking bonuses to damage against shields/damage against deployable/damage against anything else

>>159310294
It's fine, the problem lies on the tards who blindly buy it

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I love how easy it is to punish fontline stacks in this game

Get 3+ people on your team to buy wrecker and their shields go down in 2 seconds

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>lose first round
>grohk and fernando complaining
>tell them to stop being such whiny babies
>HURR GIT GUD AND I'LL STOP COMPLAINING
>mute him and dominate
JUST ONE MORE WIN AND THEN I'M DONE TODAY

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>they killed veteran
F

is the event really on? I am not seeing anything that says I would get 75 gems for winning 3 matches, just the gold rewards

>>159311147
It is, you get 25 gems for each win up to 3 per day, try it yourself

>>159311189
wow they're really crap at making it clear
it should just say +25 gems or some shit

wtf low rez

>>159304082
Cute Evie is cute.

Which champs dominate their role /palg/?
Flank:Androxus
Frontline:Fernando
Damage:Cassie
Support:Ying

Is the only way to make barik effective is to give him horse upgrade?

>>159311097
they killed veteran?

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>tfw on 10 loss streak

>Play casual
>Pick Cassie
>Team pick groove, Androxus, Drogoz
>one more guy still not picking a champ
>thought that he was picking last to see the other champ then balance the team.
>one second remaining
>pick Kinessa
>got no time to change my champ to a tank
And then he proceed to have only 1 objective point. This is frustrating.

>>159311850
used to regen all your health in two seconds, now it barely does anything

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>>159311859
>>Pick Cassie

>>159311959
>not picking cassie for free wins

>>159311850
low rez is retarded

who the fuck is going to buy it now? nobody since it's 100% fucking worthless now and you might as well wait for normal regen which isn't that much slower than it is with the pathetic veteran regen

>team has a frontline picked
>even ying
>then they all switch to damage/flank
>and they suck
>and 2 buy aggression

fucking hate this game so much

WHY THE FUCK DOES THAT SHIT ITEM HAVE TO EXIST

WHY

WHY

IT'S SO FUCKING BAD

FUCKING DRYBEAR YOU FUCKING STUPID RETARD

>>159311929
oh
they probably fixed it so it actually does what it says on the item info

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>>159311929
>>159312373
What are you all talking about? Patch 37? Are there patch notes already?

>frontline autists shittalk their teammates instead of playing
>go afk in spawn and watch them have a meltdown in chat

this is even more fun than winning sometimes

looks like soloQ is fucking nigh impossible right now due to all the premades at higher levels

soloQ has retarded fucking picks with all kinds of fucking aggression buying retards, it's like some fucking nightmare and I've had to drop 3 games already on various accounts

>>159312518
probably a stealth hotfix just like grover doing less damage to shields

So its 25 crystals per win, ok then

>>159311097
>nerf the only healing item that counters cauterize
>cauterize III is still busted as fuck
sasuga lo rez

>>159312946
you counter cauterize with rejuvenate

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tfw pro gamer

>join game
>everyone is invisible

I swear to fucking god I lose more games because of bugs than actual fair competitions

>>159313098
Works on my machine

Get a better PC :^)

>>159313042
>you counter 90% with 30%
get the fuck out drybear, you are not welcome here until you learn basic math

>>159313045
>stomp some BRs
>flank sucks
>pro gamer
you would get destroyed by any competent flanker

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How do I get friends so I can get the free 75 crystals, every single soloq I lost.

>>159313225
joke's on you, i'm the flanker

>>159310294
+30/60/90% damagereduction penetration.

>>159313045
anon, I'm sorry...

read the op

>>159313045
>scroll up
>the faggot who made this thread put his gay edition bullshit at the top of the post
>instead put the note about bots at the bottom
can we not do this
editions are autistic as fuck and you shouldn't be putting pertinent information at the bottom

>>159312821
25 crystals a win three times a day for three days. So if you win as much as you can, you'll get 225 free crystals.

>>159313276

why would u be sorry? i am the best

>try to get my free crystals
>receive a fucking stomp by level 22 mastery Andro and co premade

WOW this is such great fun, low rez, give me more of this :DDDDD

>>159313349
you were playing against bots

>>159313392

exactly my point. they're probably better than the average paladin player

>>159313372
I was up against a trio three times. One always played Andro and gets 15x kill streaks and my damagers can't get him, one played Fernando, and the other played the healer. Playing against them was, shall we say, not very fun.

>>159313251
stop being an Ezho, and farm them yourself. 6 games played at worst per day.

>>159313251
stop being shit

>>159313251
play competitive for decent lineups like 60% of the time

>>159313098
I swear if you were that andro in my game

>still trying to get even a single win
>get some shit talking retarded Barik with a garbage deck without bowling ball or healing station and him and the rest being garbage and the enemy doing what they want
>stop playing halfway through
>still have better kda ratio even if my damage dropped off since all I did was camp base for the most part


this weekend is looking to be super duper fun in soloQ

>>159311929
Oh man no wonder something felt odd when i played earlier

Feels good being 1st picking victor everytime and smashing enemies most of the time with it.

why aren't we forming premades in these threads

like ever

>>159314263
it's viewed negatively, or something.

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>>159314263
Ezho detected.
t. Ezho

Can someone recommend me a cassie loadout?
Something that's good at 1v1 a flanker cause i'm abysmally shit at it

>>159314395
right clicking flanker then rolling distance would be good

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>>159314135
maybe? this is the only andro game I've played today

>>159314263
Nobody here is actually that good.

>>159314395
Cassie is inherently good at 1v1ing flankers. Unless they get the drop on you you should be able to box them comfortably. That said, get stuff to improve her roll.

>>159314357
No, it isn't.

What's viewed negatively is playing in premades, stomping randoms then bragging about your winrate and telling soloers to git gud.

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Team was braindead getting wiped by a single victor

Might as well quit for the day after getting the crystals req

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>>159314395
just copy the best cassie
variations of this work, as long as you have incitement IV
onslaught IV is also good

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>>159314263
I have no friends and always play these kinds of games solo so I avoid partying out of habit at this point

>>159314551
speak for yourself

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>>159314395
Dude she can fuck up flankers easily with that roll buff

Well unless it's Buck out of fucking nowhere and he's out for your blood

Does cauterize affect incoming or outgoing healing?

>>159314551
>playing in a casual "friends" team is only for good people

what the fuck is wrong with you, Ezho?

>>159315057
incoming

>just need to win 3 matches
>nothing but loss streaks vs premades/semi-premade teams and complete retards on my own team with shit picks

>>159315060
>wanting to party with shitters

Might as well SoloQ

>play third match for the last 25 crystals
>someone picks androxus
>"okay this is going to be bad"
>androxus plays like kinessa
>0-4 in 8 minutes

>even when full solo on both teams still always manage to get the worse teammates that can't even get more eliminations than deaths

not seriously fucking mad at all, not livid, everything is fine :)

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>entire team insta buys aggression
>even fucking ying

how to spot a loss in the first second

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How does it feel knowing that Paladins's second stealth character is a longbow archer sniper with a turret mode?

>>159316347
game needs no snipers so it feels bad

low rez is shit

>>159316347
people are going to troll by blocking the friendly spawn doors with his pillar.

>enemy got ying and grohk
>i play as barik
>said "get cauterize yall"
>everyone insta buy agression
>cassie said "no one listening to you lol"
>instantly lost 2-0 at first
>constantly bitch at my teammates
>in the end we somehow won 2-4
Well now i just feels like a prick

What do you say to the Pip who just lost you the game by not contesting the objective in overtime?

>>159316490
>block
>pillar

OMG PALADINS RIPOFF OVERWATCH LOLZZZZZZZZ

>>159316657
You can place it horizontally, it might work on a few doorways.

>>159316620
I'll assume it was just a small mistake, I lose rounds like this unintentionally all the time.

>>159316657
#buildthewall
and make drogoz pay for it

>game thinks 5 loss streak is enough for me for now
>get 2 pros on team
>suddenly win

gonna lose next match again I guess

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""""solo""" queue

>>159317058
Fuck off Ezho

>>159317275
no

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225 free crystals is a pretty good amount, but I think the only thing that you can actually buy is that mask set for Grohk.

Am I the only one who got the free crystal in the first 4 games of the day?
Note the only game I lost we had Kinessa, how do we stop the shitters?