/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

naka bp

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Xth for having nothingness to hug.

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Anyone got that Tofu compilation?

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Xth for Turmoil ;D

>>159209062
turn your trip back on god tier

>>159209062
Unbelievable.

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hello

Tfw no truth, justice or honor

>>159209038
Looks like redhead smells something
Did you make a doodie? x)>>159209062

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>>159209240
hello

>>159209304
Was your 4K monitor worth it? They seem to be expensive as hell

>>159209062
Wow... its the inner circle

>>159209240
shyvana sp

>>159209353
Yes it was very worth it
I'm desensitized. I have so much room for things 1080p feels so tiny
And they're actually becoming very cheap now days, in comparison to how they used to be anyways
Sadly none exist with 144hz yet

>>159209304
will you web me

>>159209475
Sure

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xth for i want this grind to end

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>>159209340
what is up

>>159209441
what?

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Empty stomachs and mental anguish.

>Renko cheats on Mari with male Au Ra and random Quicksanders

>>159209584
>zero proof

at least provide some evidence

>>159209519
awesome, will you come sit with me?

>>159209627
Dude lol
They literally stand next to people
Thats proof enough xD

>>159209584

literally who

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>>159209534
Just going to run one or two roulettes before breakfast. What about you?

>>159209627
>i saw him standing with one in-game
>what do you mean that's not proof
>whatever you say renko (calling you the person in question somehow discredits your claim that my baseless post is bullshit even if true)
here's your introduction to xivg

>>159209640
Point to where

>>159209534
(squid pussy)

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>>159209708
i'm editing a don't starve together tutorial whilst fighting the urge to eat
i'm so fuckin hungry rn aaaa

>>159209759
that sounds a bit grim

>>159209779
it sounds tasty

>>159209753
Why is there a yolk in these flowers?

>>159209735
uldah come find me

>>159209856
poor mari..

>>159209856
why not jjust /tell me

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Short stuff.

Buying gf (male)

>>159209895
I have no idea who you are

I want to start playing Feast for the new mount reward, what class should I play?

>>159209924
>roe
>delinquent hair style
I can dig this.

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>>159209779
You should get a snack, we don't want you to starve here.

Anyone got a list of different short skirts in this game? Or at least ones that come to your mind? Need to find one for glamour purposes.

>balmongoloid gave up and left because he got outplayed
nice

>>159209949
Why do you want me to web you if you don't know me.

>>159210034
wait what

>>159210034
literally who

>>159209062
>literally became cancer after moving to balmung

>>159209753
>tfw had a nightmare about eating food that was infected by a parasite that injected its eggs into plants
Pretty sure you caused it.

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Rate Lala alt to be used for Lala lewding.

If you play on an unlocked server I can make one on yours~

>>159209062
Soft 2.0

>>159210068
my webber stopped webbing me and now I feel empty and your character is cute so I want to meet you

>>159209951
nothing cause youre gonna get bullied until you quit

>>159210156
kill yourself pedo

>>159210124
Honestly, people who move to Balmung after being told multiple times of how horrible it is, deserve every shit FC and all the drama they fall into.

Stay on your home servers, folks.

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>wiped on floor 158
RIP

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if you class change a unique squaddie do they lose the outfit

>>159210202
i think you have bigger worries in game than shitposting about potd

Is there a way to use Aero on SCH so it doesn't interfere with my other dots.

>>159210257
Nope

>>159210183
/tell renko

>>159210273
Can you tell me why my post is shitposting?

>>159210156
Are you the excal lala?

>>159210367
because you produced it you degenerate

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>>159210379

Negative!

>>159210405
I don't understand. Please elaborate.

>>159210201
Just goes to show that people are retarded.

>>159210405
*punches u right in the fuckin faggot mouth*
fuckin talk about the game or don't even fuckin talk at all motherfucker or ur gonna catch these fists again

>>159209927
hey

>>159210156
Don't you already lewd?

>>159210313
that's not enough to /tell you with though. besides I'm too shy to message you first

>>159210202
>158
What? I thought they only released up to 100.

>>159210635

Ya but I want to separate it from my main character. Some of you fuckers are too weird/creepy

>>159210689
You have to go through 51-100 with a premade to get access to 101-200. I also think you can't wipe at all between 51 and 100 or else it won't let you go to floor 101.

>>159210713
Define too weird and/or creepy. If that is so with some of these fellows, will they not just act the same on your alt?

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>Three more clusters to go
Welp looks like it's off to the Aetherochemical Retard Foundry for me.

>>159210750
So if you didn't have a premade, you're just SOL? And can't do it once again?

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>>159210867

Don't send me unsolicited dickpics, inquire about me IRL, literally just follow me round when I'm not in a lewd mood, park at my apartment when I have other friends over, generally just be a nuisance.

At least now if I'm on my brown lala its an ez signal that I'm in a lewd mewd and theres nobody to stalk. Half of people who add me to discord get themselves blocked within 2 hours and my blacklist ingame has grown too~

Some people have been great friends tho! <3

Love you /xivg/

>>159210713
>unironically erps as lala
>ur 2 creepy
nigga on the creepy scale ur automatically a 12 out of 10 they probably issue amber alerts if u walk outside

>>159210925
Pretty much, yea. 100+ requires a fixed party save file with 0 KOs.

>>159210713
Too weird/creepy, says the guy who ERPs as a fucking lalafell.
Jesus christ you people have zero self-awareness.

>erp alts
Pussies lmao just slit your throat.

>>159211008
>Don't send me unsolicited dickpics, inquire about me IRL, literally just follow me round when I'm not in a lewd mood, park at my apartment when I have other friends over, generally just be a nuisance.
I warned you about male characters.

>>159211058
calm down there edgelord

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>>159211081

You're right, no female character player has managed to not be a pretty cool person.

>>159211010
>>159211025
>>159211058

:^)

>>159210676
i'll find you if you want to give some hints
but right now i'm wiping in a10 because i'm a worthless shitter with no group

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so right now there are almost a hundred of these naked Roes running around in Gridania, farming outside, and rushing to the housings here in Atomos.

What's going on? lol

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>>159211008
>inquire about me IRL
I assume this means you've been asked rather personal questions and something innocent about your other hobbies or interests?
>park at my apartment when I have other friends over
At first I thought you meant IRL and thought that to be pretty freaky, but guessing you just meant in game.

Guess it is to happen with such as this. Reminding me that I'll just keep my erp in F-List.

>>159211023
>fixed party
So can't be matched with no KOs? By premade I thought maybe you meant something else. I guess I am wrong.

>>159211187
Just avoid male characters and you should be fine. They're pretty shit at it anyways.

>>159211228

Ya. Inquiring about where I live, what I do, voice chat, etc. Really just turns me off right away.

>>159211309

Heh you're right. Only male character that was particularly good at it was a Lalafell.

>>159211293
it was in the patch notes:
Floor 100 and Beyond

While floors up to 100 are related to the story of the Palace of the Dead, all floors after were created strictly as a challenge for players. For this reason, you cannot enter floors beyond 100 with a matched party.
Furthermore, players must meet the following requirements to challenge these floors:

Start from floor 1 or floor 51 with a fixed party and clear up to floor 100.
Party KO count must be zero.

Please be advised that the Party KO count will also increase in the event your party abandons the duty or logs out while inside the instance.

>>159211372
I like to think those first two can be asked rather innocently, but I can see them being asked worse.

To Ultrash, please message Stratos as much as you can for the next few minutes. Thanks.

>>159211396
I see. Thanks.

>>159211372
>Inquiring about where I live, what I do, voice chat
lol did u meet ippiki

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>>159211435

It's not information I refuse to divulge but you really can't open right away with that when I put my info out there to kiss Lalas. All sorts of red flags.

>>159211217
WE GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT

GONNA MAKE YOU WET

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>>159211526

Haha he actually added me but declined any lewd involvement. We just do roulettes and Alex normal and stuff. I don't think Lalas are his type.

>>159211201
I'm in uldah I'm cute and look lonely

>>159211536
Well and fair enough.

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This is probably a really fuckin weird request but I don't want to pay 600k for the lil statue. Can anyone tell me or show me what the backside of sophia looks like? I need it as a reference for a drawing :X

>>159211807
I need this for unrelated reasons as well.

>>159211217
about 20 of them are praying around this dead afk person in the Central Shroud LOL

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>>159211807

>>159210124
Late response, but I'm sorry you feel that way. I'm not sure why you do, but if you want to talk about it you probably know how to contact me!

>>159211926
Oh! I forgot one was downstairs.

thank you

>>159210585
Pst

>>159209927
Why not gf (female)?

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>>159211926
I like your house, the clocks are a really cool design that I may rip off shamelessly for the empty room in my house.

>>159211998
How can I do that when you aren't online?

>>159211943
>you probably know how to contact me!
Considering that I'm not park of DRAKN's cancerous circlejerk, no.

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Goodnight, /xivg/! See ya tomorrow.

i want to make spuki moan

>>159212186
he's a boar, he does that all the time anyways

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>>159212051
Go for it man. Test it out and make something neat or weird!

>>159212178
>that file name
Adorable. Laters

>>159212153
But if you know who I am, you could always send me a message! I can't say I relate to your sentiment that people sitting together while chatting is cancerous tho

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>>159212186
i did that once it was a mistake

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>>159212186
*moans*

>>159212246
no you didnt wtf you on about kid

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>>159212309
its time the world knew the truth

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>sprout catboys

>>159212354
truth is you're dead

>>159212232
Over what service, retard?

>>159212372
i wish those existed on balmung
i want to take a cute sprout catboy and break him into being my lovely husband

>>159212178
Sleep well.

>>159212372
Do you happen to know the name of this artist?

>>159212232
I think it's more how you and your FC revel in the attention you get and also encourage it. Your little joke posts don't really do much but egg people on and revive topics that weren't being discussed anymore. That's just my interpretation of what he means of course.

Help im being coerced into erp and I like it

>>159212680
It's a bit more like
>has literally nothing to contribute
>makes the equivalent of blankposts specifically to recieve attention
Literal cancer.

>>159212714
if it's a male character, decline

>>159212843
The cat on the right is like, really really ugly

>>159212843
Is Aranea a nigger irl?
I don't really want to talk to them if they are

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>>159212354
Are we playing truth or dare :3

>>159212892
idk ask them and find out

>>159212819
It's a c@...

>>159212892
>german
either nigger or turk shitskin

>>159213016
c@boy or c@girl? if c@boy then abort mission

Summoning putt

>>159212680
I can understand that, but my interpretation is that it was a hecca cute picture coupled in with a little joke you would generally see at the start of any thread. If it is in someone's nature to get angry at little jokes like >>159212767 did, it must not be nice being them.

>>159213129
how dare you assume the c@ gender

>>159213129
C@girl

>>159213156
hey

>>159213157
>literally "It's okay when DRAKN does it!" the post
I wish I never met you.

>>159213179
i just want to make sure other people don't make mistakes and end up being stalked by creepy male characters
>>159213181
godspeed, friend
erp your heart out

How do I get the beepy bp

>>159213272
be sugi

>>159213223
It is okay when anyone does it!

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>>159212938
if u want

>>159213337
>it's okay to continue to perpetuate the exact same cancerous circlejerks and highschool popularity bullshit that makes this place garbage
You would've been better off going to Balmung in the first place, cancer.

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Good morning! This has probably been discussed to death so far but what are everyone's thoughts on the new Palace of the Dead floors? I've only done up to 100 but 101+ sound really hectic but fun. Enjoyable overall so far.
What NPCs have you encountered in there? I've seen that one shady merchant from the Ifrit story quest that got tempered and executed, some imperial soldiers and some drowned ones from the Leviathan chapter.

>>159213508
I've seen some undead scions from when the Waking Sands got raided.

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>>159213453
You are reading really far into a picture. Once again, if you have some deeper issue you want to work out, let me know. No reason we can't all be friends.

>>159212080
Hit me up on discord or steam silly

>>159213508
It's more of the same but I'm fine with that because I love PotD anyways.
I've met Baenryss, Kikina and Folques. Kind of disappointing, really, because you don't actually have enough time to process them in your head until they are already dead and despawned. They should've made them into mini-bosses or something.

>>159213605
"Why can't we all be friends?" says the guy who would drop his friends at a moments notice to relocate.
You're as fucking scummy and transparent as the rest of Balmung's cesspit, scum.

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>>159213406
I dare you to help me with wondrous tails!!

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>tfw cold
help me /xivg/.......

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>>159213739
but i wanted to sleep soon hhhhhhhhh

>>159213781
i went to get some milk, only to realize that the jacket i was wearing wasn't warm at all

>>159213739
I just fapped to this.

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>>159213936
bad feel.... you need more comfy clothes for winter

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>>159214072
Finally someone else who knows what's good.

>>159214162
Pits?

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post yfw he died

Can you really "cheat" on someone with ERP? It's not real...

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butt

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>>159213936
Pleaseee I just need to run one more instance before I have to farm sprouts for second chance points to shuffle a thousand times
>>159213967
Please don't...

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Well shit, that's this patch done. I bet 3.5's relic is going to be a buttpuncher.

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>>159212372
Reporting in. I don't want to be a bean sprout anymore

>>159214236
Yes, yes you can.

>>159214236
if you're in a relationship with someone, yes

>>159214273
Holy cow did you spend all your free time since the patch dropped doing runs?

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>>159214348
Nope. I had 2000 Lore and 1500 eso saved when the patch dropped cause I suspected it was going to be a tomestone dip.

So I had about 14 Clusters from the start. I did all my roulettes that gave lore, Khloe's journal (no lines, if I had two lines I'd have actually finished it hours ago) and then did the new PotD content.

After that, I had 47 clusters so I just did three ARFs.

Updating from yesterday:
>log back on for once
>Ex-erp partner sends me whispers like crazy apologizing and all this other shit
>wants to talk later
>message then since they are on right now
>can't I'm """"busy"""
>say I'm logging off then
>they say wait and tell me to come to the house
>talk things over, they aplogize too many times
>said they were considering eb-ing me
>start to think differently
>leave on good terms
>wait it out upstairs, she thinks I left
>not sooner than 5 mins go by her friend comes back in asking if I'm gonna and if she is going to choke on his cock today
>does cute emotes to him and says "Yeah, I think anon bought my story. We're gonna eb so I can get the mount then dump him"
>sit there in shock again and eventually afk when he does a /em about fucking her senseless again

That's it. I've had enough.

>>159214439
Why not just get the sophic or kinna gun instead?

>>159214242
I want to pinch you in the butt cheek

>>159214523
fake!!!!!!

>>159214523
Shit that never happened

>>159214523
Why would they be talking in say chat?

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>>159214531
This stage really wasn't that hard, though. Getting it was cake.

Also I've had a kinda shitty flu the last three days so I basically was auto-piloting through all the old content.

>>159214314
How about if you are slowly getting closer and a relationship have been talked about?

>>159214636
It's fake dude just like to write ntr stories for fun

>>159214314
>>159214296
How? How the fuck is ERP any different from jacking it to porn?

tfw they never found me and probably logged off ;w;

>convert a bunch of junk materia obtained from palace runs
>get a CP5 and a Control5
Nice.

Why are there no lalas to freely pump on Balmung? They all either lust after futas or are lesbians.

>>159214636
Because they are retards thinking I wasn't there. Or knew I was there and he was doing it on purpose

>>159214187
This needs to end.

>>159214756
I wish I could believe my own fantasies like you do. It must feel amazing.

>>159214718
Poor anon..

>>159214709
No, it's like sexting.
If you ever had a girlfriend or any meaningful relationship in your retarded life, you would know this.

>>159214745
because pedophiles are rare

>>159214681
Ah, okay. Get well soon!
Do you want me to make you some soup or tea with honey?

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>>159214825
>No, it's like sexting.
>If you ever had a girlfriend or any meaningful relationship in your retarded life, you would know this.
I don't think you have a grasp on what "role play" means. Or will ever grasp it.

>>159214745
You literally must not be looking. They're all over the QS, I clicked on one yesterday that said "made for breeding pick her up and fill her"

And then Aether is literally always around in some capacity.

>>159213781
hugs u

>>159214851
that's merias job

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>hey guys, let's put the rest of the story into MGS4 like cutscences into the last two MSQ for ARR
>hey guys, let's put this MSQ in the middle of where a FATE will be so the player has difficulty doing the MSQ unless they either forcefully do the FATE or wait till it's over

Seriously, who the fuck thought these were good ideas? Is there any other stupid instances in this game like this?

>>159214804
Why the fuck would it be fantasy? My world is literally falling apart. Fuck women. Bitches and whores

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https://youtu.be/5tE192AqWMc

>>159214889
1.Get a girlfriend
2.Tell her that you are roleplay-fucking some catgirl in a video game
3.See what happens

You are legitimately retarded.

>>159214917
Aether might as well be a lalagirl anyway

>>159214970
>being this pathetic
It's a videogame

>>159214825
I think if you consider roleplaying cheating then you need to consider shit like playing a dating sim cheating as well.

It's only sexting if you're literally roleplaying yourself, aka not roleplaying.

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>>159214934
*is hugged*
thanx

>>159214971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIpCNiq0ibE

>>159214973
>have a boyfriend
>we both RP on the side
>don't give a shit because we're not going to drop our feelings/devotion to each others in real life for some fucking basement nerd rping a catgirl on the other side of the planet

Don't be so retarded anon.

>>159214973
Oh I get it now. You're some betacuck that acquiesces to any bitch that touches you. That's all cleared up now, thanks.

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>queue for 60 roulette
>cross my fingers and hope it's not going to be Anus Reassignment Facility like it has been for the past month
>it is

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>>159214851
I think I'm past the worst of it, so all I need is the tea with honey for my throat.

The Anima was a pretty good distraction all things considered. I don't do the "lie around hoping the suffering ends" part of recovery well.

>>159214989
I'm very clearly a boy

thank

>>159215041
unfaithful whore

>>159214991
No dude. I actually started to like someone for once and this shit happens. Never trust fucking fem elfs

>>159214242
I'll pet your cat when I get home just to fill my daily qouta.

>>159215082
A boy that loves the pump *unzips*

>>159215092
>taking text this seriously
beta

>>159215156
You better be unzipping to play the xylophone motherfucker.

>>159215195
Not this shit again

>>159215041
I'm talking about normal people not sexually deprived ugly nerds that have to roleplay to even have sex lmao
>>159215068
If you want a 800lbs girlfriend then yeah sure go for it. If you want a girl that doesn't look like a traffic accident, then you'll have to put your grown man ways away.
>>159215013
Again, get an actual girlfriend. Outside your grown man basement, people don't like you doing sexual shit with others when you are already in a relationship, no matter if you pretend your fat virgin ass is grobnar the bp barbarian

>>159214813
I saw them looking around too, I was so hopeful they'd come poke me or something...

>>159215156
I don't know what kind of pumping you mean.

>>159215227
>get an actual girlfriend
You keep saying this, but you don't actually know anything.

>>159215290
Gonna pump that bp with my gc and there's nothing you can do about it

>>159215041
Lmao, your and your bf are cucks

Next you'll be dressing up as said cat girl and """roleplaying""" in bed with another guy

>>159213508
Meria pls be my traffic accident skeleton gf

>>159215293
Ask a normie like CG if you don't believe me.

Sorry to say dude, but outside your basement people really don't like it when you do sexual shit with other peeps.

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>>159215320

>>159215447
chuuu

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>>159215320
I really don't know how to respond to this.
I have no cute jokes or ways to pretend to be ignorant about such a bold statement.

So i'm just going to full force retreat.

Goodnight!

>>159215401
>Ask a normie
>implying anybody here is normal by any definition of the word

>>159214745
Cinnamon Swirl is pretty good if you manage to get your hands on her.

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>>159215227
>only hambeasts or uglies would let you do what you want
Holy shit, you're so whipped she probably changed your name to Toby.

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>>159215040
booger

>>159215401
Wait why me?
I guess my thoughts on the matter is biased since I dislike erp as a whole and rp is only fun for character making.
If a hypothetical partner told me they erped I wouldn't care much but there's no reason to if you're in a relationship. It's kinda like texting a hooker on the side.

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>>159215602
shirou kummy

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>>159215669
how are you

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Now about to face off against Ramuh. WAR still. Anything I should know about this fight?

>>159215759
>>159215669
Post the proof one

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Is Astro fun?

>>159215784

Just ask once you get in, senpai. If theres anything you NEED to know, someone will pipe up.

Ramuh is literraly braindead for Main Tank. Just... tank.

>>159215616
but it's just roleplay

>>159215616
>I don't mind erp
>but it's not like they are texting a hooker on the side
Anon...

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>>159215837
Last time I did that it was with King Mog and I got a shoddy explanation on what to do. Though his fight did seem queer to the usual ones.

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>>159215759
tired as f*ck because i got 2.5 hours of sleep and i'm gonna be travelling soon... how are you doin?

>>159215791
i don't think i have that one, sorry! i haven't looked at bkub's new stuff in a while. please accept this one instead

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>>159215906

Ya his is actually mechnical in some sense. I did Ramuh with both tanks not having provoke at all and just MT'd it. Turn my brain off, ez.

>>159215887
Actually, correcting myself here;
I would mind if they did it currently. I wouldn't if it was in the past.
>>159215845
True, but they're now seeking some sort of outlet outside of a relationship for what the other in the relationship doesn't give. That leads to issues.

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>>159215791
yes sir

>>159215923
just woke up from 9 hours of sleep, all my friends are asleep so i'm bored

>>159215906
Because it's about coordination and doing mechanics. This game's playerbase falls apart when those 2 things are involved.

>>159215945
I'm reading some and it seems there needs to be some kind of swapping with the tanks.

>>159216069
I suppose that happens when it comes with randoms, and not a fixed party where everyone knows what to do.

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>>159216064
thanks i'm gonna steal this too

also stop getting more sleep than me

>>159215401
ERP is just that, erotic ROLE PLAY. You are not physically fucking this person, hell you're not even texting them via phone or even jerking it over skype with them. You are pretending to be a futa catgirl in a videogame It's much different than secretly texting your side bitch to come over and fuck.

I knew this general was fucking dense but christ, man. Get a grip. ERP and RP are not real life. It's roleplay. Same for D&D. Do you also pretend to be a bard missing an arm, with magical songs that raise the dead in real life? No? Fuck off with this shit.

And to the retard saying "oh it's like texting a hooker" it isn't, even remotely. A hooker has no time for texting or roleplay unless they're getting some form of compensation. The only thing that could even REMOTELY compare the two is your boyfriend/girlfriend seeking an outlet for a weird/strange fetish that cannot be done irl like unbirthing or inflation or some shit.

>>159215325
Why do that when I can just do it with my boyfriend?

If anything it's my RP partner that's a cuck.

>>159216194
I think that was a misquote to me but I just don't like it from the get go so that's why I said I was a biased person to be brought up.
Sorry, not my cup of pee-tea. Or tea.

>>159215401
I date someone who does RP and ERP, I'm a girl dating another, I'm really okay with that and it's really fun to be part or watch it, the same way she wants me to do the same, I think it's different for everyone, and if you are going to base everything on normal stuff, life and even sexual life would be really boring..

>>159215401
>implying anyone here wants to date a normie

How about you date someone with the same interests as you?`Will last you longer.

>>159216326
t.grown man/tranny pretending to be a girl on 4chan

>>159215950
You don't have to jack off to ERPing you know.

>>159216194
Roleplay isn't a valid excuse in real life you basement dwelling trogodlyte.

>>159215950
>outlet outside of a relationship for what the other in the relationship doesn't give
Yeah, male pregnancy and giant breasts that lactate chocolate pudding. I'm sure if I just ask my partner, they'll be willing to at least cum liquid liquorice.

>>159216352
Sure... I just feel sorry that people can't deal with it. :)

>>159216396
Do you have any idea how many normies do roleplaying with their partners or do pen & paper?

>>159216365
yeah i'm sure that applies to a lot of people here

let's be real ya know, the pathetic ppl who do erp are doing it to get their rocks off in 95% of cases

>>159216293
Because you won't do it with your bf. But it's okay! It's roleplay xd

>>159216442
tfw i do ERP
tfw i dont jack off because i have no sex drive and dont enjoy sexual stuff irl
tfw i enjoy ERP because then i can at least pretend to like sex
(´･ω･`)

>>159216430
>with their partners
Key phrase being "with their partners"
>or do pen & paper?
No, because I'm not a fucking virgin loser that had no friends growing up.

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Lily...

>>159216454
I do dress up with my boyfriend, but my boyfriend doesn't want to RP a catgirl and au ra getting it on in the middle of battle. And that's fine, I'm not going to push him. He doesn't mind when I dress up though and he doesn't mind that I ERP. I have no interest in dating anyone else irl, or sleeping with anyone irl. Idk what you're trying to prove.

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>>159216153
i can't, i'm really lazy and love to sleep

>>159216526
weird!

>>159216571
>No, because I'm not a fucking virgin loser that had no friends growing up.
You're probably the most dense and retarded person in here at the moment for believing the crap mass-media and 4chan tells you. It's normal to do DnD now, it's a normie thing. Tons of people do it, of all genders and ages. Grow up anon.

>>159216612
>It's normal to do DnD now, it's a normie thing.
Hahahaha sure it is nigga.
Call me when you want to watch football instead of pretending to be some naked barbarian on paper lmao

This conversation is actually retarded. What your limits are in a relationship depend on you and your partner. If they don't consider ERP cheating, then it isn't, and if they do see it that way then work it out amongst yourselves. Part of being in a relationship is being an adult about it.

>>159216396
t. someone who has never had a real relationship outside of sitting in someone's lap on balmung emoting at each other.

Tons of people roleplay IRL you dumb bastard. What is D&D, what is LARP, what is most tabletop gaming.

I refuse to believe someone as stupid as you exists, but then you drop this gem

>>159216571
"I'm not a fucking virgin loser that had no friends growing up" and yet here you are, in a video game general for a japanese video game where grown ass adult men pretend to be cute cat girls. Stop projecting and lying to yourself. You may be what you claim you are... but in the past. You probably had friends, but you sure as shit don't now as they probably all left you because you're an insufferable retard that can't separate roleplay from real life relationships.

>>159215246
One day senpai will notice you

It's 4 AM and I can't fucking sleep yet I can't even be bothered to do anything fml.

>>159216581
Your bf is a cuck.

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>>159216648
>saying this
>on xivg of all places
You've lost all credibility.

>>159216676
>Tons of people roleplay IRL you dumb bastard. What is D&D, what is LARP, what is most tabletop gaming.
Talking about actual people not trogodlytes
>nd yet here you are, in a video game general for a japanese video game where grown ass adult men pretend to be cute cat girls.
>m-my secret 4chan club!!!
nigga it's not 2004 anymore lol 4chan is meainstream

>>159216762
Your mom is a cuck.

>>159216705
I really hope so... I'll keep waiting. There's always tomorrow I suppose..

>>159216581
>says the tranny

Yeah because you're definitely a normal girl by any means stop trying to prove that it's perfectly fine cause textfucking is not NORMAL at all.

>>159216870
Why don't you just message them shy person

>>159216839
No seriously. He's a cuck. He doesn't mind you having text sex and doing unfaithful things with strangers on the internet

>>159216809
4chan is mainstream but DnD isn't? Sure bubby

>>159216940
>unfaithful
IT'S NOT REAL

>>159216870
Oh hey sorry. I was busy. I'll meet you there tomorrow

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What's going on here?

>>159216924
I don't want them to know it was me posting that would be way too embarrassing anon... I'm hoping they just come around near me so I can nonchalantly /pet them or something

>>159217017
Autists vs. Autists

>>159217003
this is like saying online relationships aren't real
you're still typing smut and getting off with a stranger on the internet

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>>159217047
>online relationships are real

>>159217003
You're right. It's not real that a stranger just made you cum.

>>159217097
>>159217047
>implying I get off
Sure.

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>>159217075

>>159216980
Yes.
Shit like /soc/ is full of normies but i've yet to see a dnd session that had a bunch of normies in it.

>>159217173
Maybe you should leave the house more.

>>159217003
does it happen? if yes then it is real
thats like saying air isnt real just because you cant grab it in it's natural state

>>159217173
>what is Harmon quest

>>159217106
Why else do you erp then? For attention? Attention that can't be sated by your cuck of a bf? Lmao

>>159217106
>sorry anon i fucked your best friend but i didn't cum so it's cool, right?

>>159217016
If this is really you, I'll be waiting...

>>159217279
No? It's fun to write stories, jesus fuck why is everything so complicated for you people.

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>>159217196
>>159217097
>>159217047
>this is like saying online relationships aren't real
>a stranger just made you cum
>thats like saying air isnt real

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I love my gf.

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People are actually mad because couples can be ok with ERP... lol

>>159217337
I love you too <3

>>159217337
Love you too, honey~

>>159217337
i'm breaking up with you

>>159217354
>>159217362
>>159217387
BACK OFF!!!!

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>>159217351
post >yfw anons can't differentiate real life from online shit

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>>159217354
>>159217362
>>159217387
>>159217397

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No disputes

>>159217314
>stories
>erp
Pick one

>>159217452
whats wrong if the rp have a bit of erp in it?

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I love my gf again!

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>>159217545
me too

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This can't be healthy.

>>159217706
Why did you sharpen your gun? That's not even how they work!

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>>159217645
me too!!!!!

Bully potatoes.

>>159217521
A lot. You're not fooling anyone slut.

How would you feel IF, now it's and IF I know women have trouble with hypothetical situations, but IF he didn't want to have sex because he got his rocks off doing ERP? It's okay right because it's not real xd

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>>159217746

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>>159217736
It's not sharpen as in make pointier! It's sharpen as in make it more defined! Or something. I'm not sure. I'm just going with what they told me. They being the npcs who make my dumb glowing stuff.

Because I'm dumb enough to trust a drunk savante and a snooty little boy to make me sentient weapons of mass annihilation.

>>159217760
Yeah.

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>>159217760

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>>159217739

>>159217940
Not an argument.

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>>159217951

>>159217760
Why are you so stupid? You can want to have normal sex and do ERP as well.

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>>159218000
don't everr eply to me agen