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>>159162198
Kill yourself elf faggot
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W H E N
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RIP Radious.
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>>159162368
>that fucking picture
I've really been here too long.
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Memeing aside, do people actually think that wood elves are going to be a horde, conquer settlements normally, or have some kind of unique mechanic regarding taking settlements?
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>>159162540
Note to everyone, Radious faggots are going around the dlc and base game and posting negative reviews, because Radious left.
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SUMMON
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I want to be dominated by a best elf!
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>>159162540
Whatever will I do with my pastas now? Who will rise in his place so that I can adapt them?

>>159162671
Top kek.
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>>159162586
Wood Elves should only be able to conquer forest settlements, once they leave forested areas they should become a horde.

Wood Elves conquering and occupying a massive city like Altdorf is spitting in the face of all the lore that surrounds them.

CA can add more forested areas/settlements on the map to make Wood Elves more exciting if they want, but we shouldn't be seeing shit like Kislev occupied by them.
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>>159162586
I think they will be able to take settlements in their little forest, and settlements that belong to the High elves and Dark elves when they get added. making them a horde would be lame.
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>>159162860
Rolling
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>>159162860
VLAD
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>>159162368
new engine when?
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do tomb kings take slaves?
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>CA has explicitly stated that they won't expand the map until the stand-alone expansions.

People keep spouting this, but I still haven't seen a source.

Until someone provides a source, this will remain wrong and gay.
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>>159162671
Wait what happened?
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>>159162540
>ARMORED HAMMERER SLAYERS
what the absolute fuck
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>>159163502
Radious got butthurt about CA's patches not having detailed notes and people talking shit about his mods. So he quit.
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We'll always be friends, won't we, Gobbla?
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>>159163651
This is an even shittier reason than Darth had.
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>>159163443
Considering that they are more or less fine with being around and allowing the living in their kingdoms, I don't see why they wouldn't. I'm not a big lorebuff though.

>>159162540
The file name gave me cancer.
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D A W I
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Has AE been released yet?
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BELEGAR
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IF OUR LORD IS T'BECOME KING Tombposting>Beastposting>Elfposting
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>>159163464
Scanning this thread, no one has said that...

Why are you trying to argue a point that no one is making?

That would be like if Clint Eastwood argued with a chair and pretended President Obama was sitting in it despite it just being an empty chair.

What an absurd scenario to imagine.
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>>159163464
The campaign lead director said it on the facebook stream IIRC
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>>159163762
Post yfw when Gobbla dies in the End Times and it breaks Skarsniks' tiny gobbo heart.
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>>159164874
Fuck the End times

bunch of rushed books killing everybody that isn't a mary sue, and not giving hints about questions the people asked for fucking years, like what is the maw or what's inside the hinterlands of Kuresh or whatever

instead, we got some litteral fanfiction about how cool the DE are, how cool chaos is and how cool the skaven are.
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>>159163762
>>159164874
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>>159164874
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>>159164690
Read the fucking post you idiot:
>People keep spouting this
It's something I've seen in several threads now. see: >>159151564


>>159164753
To my memory, all they said was:
>We're not planning on changing the map, except that it's going to get bigger, of course.
>I think that's the plan with Warhammer 2
>Yeah, that's right.

Saying it's the plan with the first expansion is not the same thing as saying it won't happen before. The whole stream had him keeping his mouth shut every time someone asked about future DLC, so for all we know, he was just leaving out certain details.
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>>159165205
So you are pulling an Eastwood and arguing with people who aren't even here?

k.
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>>159164874
>mfw Skarsnik vanishes from the storyline after Gobbla dies, even though he was set up to lead the WAAAGH alongside Grimgor

End Times sucked balls so hard.
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>>159164874
Gobbo scum had it comin.
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>>159165205
desu as the WE will be on the GC, they have to expend the map, so Athel Loren is playable

I wonder what kind of settlements will be AL, like cities, holds or something else a la norsca (maybe Elvish realms, that can be taken by WE, HE, DE)
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>>159165370
Anon, when people think you're an idiot it's better to keep your mouth shut than to remove all doubt.
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How do you think Wood Elves will play on the campaign map?

I hope they can settle in human settlements, it would be so shit if they could not take new land.

Beastmen almost add nothing to the game since horde factions are nothing more than a nuisance, they also have the least replay value since there is nothing different to do each play through.

Accidentally posted in ded thred
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>>159165584
I'm glad to know you speak for all of us here. Thanks for taking on such a burden on our behalf, anon.
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>>159165805
You're not very good at this, are you?
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>>159165675
I feel like they need a semi unique settlement pattern
Maybe they can only take settlements that reach tier 5 (capitals) and it turns into some overgrown mess
I just don't want to see Praag: Faction Capital (Wood Elf Rebels)
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>>159165879
I'm not the one going senile here, anon.
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>>159165973

While I like the idea of turning provinces in a forest and going from there. Having the faction with little to no siege, no armour and a whole lot of skirmishing power primarily taking on walls isn't a very fun idea in my opinion.
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>>159165675
>How do I want them to play
Start with AL, can only take specific settlements, but those settlements give you massive benefits.

>How do I think they will play
Forestation mechanic: every time you fill up the Elfiness meter, a forest spawns in, with a full stack of allied units in it.
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POO POO
PEE PEE
WOOD ELVES WILL BE CRUCIFIED ON THEIR TREE
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>>159165973
If they cant expand they will be an insignificant addition to the map.

If they go with the one region they will need like a super hard city to take and have a way to recruit multiple armies in a region. Maybe all settlements in their land are tier 5 and the capital tier 6 so that they dont run out of building slots.

I would rather they just compete for land with Bretonnia, Empire and VC though.
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>>159166378

>Gorgutz Waystrider's elfiness meter is low...
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>>159165675

>walk army into athel loren
>emerge and all factions and territory has reverted by 50 turns
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>>159166614
'em pointy ears still 'aven't noticed I ain't really one of 'em
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>>159165675

When they take over provinces, the city's main building decides how overgrown the area gets. from 1-3 the area is still passable for any faction without taking any damage. But after that they will. Any armies hostile to the wood elves from a settlement level 4 and up has a chance to be intercepted by an WE army, which strenght depends on a building that'll replace walls for wood elves cities.

And instead of population they'll have...forrestation or something, I dunno. They grow slower but in exchange the building chains become more powerfull. And if you raze a wood elf city/village you get mad profits in the way of tons of cash or like a boost to your logs trade resource.

Just rambling while I should be studying.
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>>159167256
I hope the Forrest does not cause attrition.

I would rather it be different bonuses, such as increased chance of a successful ambush, higher public order, slower movement speed for enemies, and reinforcement range is decreased.
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>>159167581

Thinking about it, yeah. Attrition is already quite overused as it is. Maybe give wood elven armies in it the standard ambush mode the beastmen have? And give enemies within it limited sight.
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>get ranged and melee
>put them in two lines, melee in front ranged in the back
>attack

That's the only strategy I know.
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>>159168101

If you have Warhammer, try the Vampire counts. rather than ranged they make use of magic and flying units. Should spice up your strategy a bit.
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> Tomb Kings still not announced
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>>159168101
Try reading up on tactics a bit, there's really lots of small things to do that can matter a lot depending on circumstance.
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>>159168496
He's back!
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>>159162540
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>>159168101
>not playing as Dwarfs and using gyros, artillery and rangers to implement AirLand Battle
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>>159162860
Anything but Chaos/Greenskins pls
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>>159167581

>random chance for your army to disappear and never come back
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is it still to early to beg for dlc news?
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>>159162860
I NEED MORE MINIONS!
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>>159169857
Come back in a week or two, I doubt there will be anything tommorow
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>opening cinematic will only include first 4 factions

LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE
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>>159164023
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>>159170172
This is a stupid meme and you should feel stupid.
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>>159162860
ROLLAN
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KARL FRANZ

WHAT A ZOGGIN' LOSER
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>>159162860

Time to roll
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>>159170458
I'm coming for you, you little shit
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>>159170545
why are humans so shit
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>>159164874
Serves him right for being a filthy green grobi
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>>159170601
You shut your spawntrap
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>>159170767
>maxresdefault (11)
Get your shit in order.
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>>159170767
Hairy malformed elves.
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>>159170767
Elongated, brittle and shaved Dwarfs
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>>159170964
>Getting triggered by filenames
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>>159170545
Sigmar is weak.
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>>159170767
Stunted egotistical Ogres.

Literally a bastardisation of every humanoid race.

I wish humans would all kill themselves.
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>>159171047
>>159171312
>>159171434
MALFORMED UNSEEMLY SUBHUMANS BEGOTTEN BY SIGMAR, LEECHING OFF THE VERY PILLAR OF CIVILIZATION WHILST YOU MASTURBATE IN STONE HOUSES AND TREE FORTS
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>>159171318
Filenames are important.
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>>159157636
I DID IT LADS
Turn 55 or so, just had to wait for all the ghost dads, then lure out the third orc stack and smack it around outside K8P. The fight for K8P was a fucking mess, but it's all worth it.

Now, how would I go about expanding if virtually everything in the Badlands belongs to Thorgrim's and Kazador's dawi?
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>>159171509
Stone Houses and Treeforts thought impenetrable to the greatest "weapons" of humankind.

>Workship a barbarian
>Descended of barbarians
>Speak like barbarians
>Act like barbarians
>anything but barbarians.

humanfags make me laugh.
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Why do I love elfpussy so much? It's simple really...
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>>159171589
Confederate with Azul before Thorgrim does. After that you should be big enough to confederate him too or at least make him do what you want through alliance.
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>>159171820
You're a pedophile.
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>>159171731
When the end times come and feral orks, beasts bestowed by Chaos magic into forms immaterial and nightmarish and the Everchosen himself decide to take refuge on your stoop and slaughter your women to make shrines from their entrails, I'll remember those words.
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Hope there's eventually a dwarf lord option to take the vanguard strollaz rune in multiplayer, or a unique Legendary (Bugman?) with the option to do so
the new DLC makes vanguard dorfs into a pretty fun option with the rangers and all
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>>159171950
That's quite a description you have there, something come from experience?

silly humanfags, always getting corrupted and killed.
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>>159172012
I just hope they add a way to give units banners/runes in MP
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Boy, multiplayer turned out to be ultra cancer. What is the point of playing dwarves when the moment you start winning the enemy just runs to the corner of the map and waits for the timer to run out? Happened to me twice in a row.
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>>159172110
That greyed out equipment tag taunting you forever
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>>159172151
>Play a 2v2
>First battle of TWWH MP
>Both me and Ally as Dwarfs
>Two enemies play Bretonnia.
>We bring two balanced stacks of most Dwarf units.
>One enemy brings nothing but Trebuchets
>The other brings nothing but Grail Knights.
>Never play MP again.
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>>159172110
Don't forget marks of chaos
the exalted hero can take a mark of khorne already
I think Nurgle's is only like +5 melee defence which seems pretty bad
I don't remember what Slaanesh has, but Tzeentch has a 22% ward save or something similarly ridiculously strong
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>>159162952

You and I are of the same mind.
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>>159171825
Of course, but unless Azul gets hard-fucked by something soon, I don't see them confederating with anyone. All dorf factions are doing really well this game. Even fucking Barak Varr is still holding all of their settlements.
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>>159172469
Nurgle needs to be a HP bonus
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>Thaggoraki are available in Mark of Chaos
>Nowhere to be seen in Total Warhammer

Explain this bros.
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>>159171589
Declare war on them. The fact that they let such old and ancient grudges fester for so long is unacceptable. Their honor is forfeit and therefore so are their lands and guilds. Reclaim them for the Karaz Angor.
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>>159172907
Azul will accept if they like you a lot, and they should after a while. You have gotten trade deals and the diplo-tech right? I confederated Azul when they had a lot of land, and after a while the main dwarfs would accept a confederation as well, because although they were number 2 in strength rank, I was number 1.
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>>159173402
Moar liek FAGGOraki
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>>159173515
t. dawi zharr
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>>159162860
roll
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>>159162369
What mod is that? I dont remember Empire looking that good.
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>>159172151
>>159172416
Competitive MP is for playing what works, not what looks good like in campaign, that is why you DO NOT PLAY DWARFS IN MP. Ever. For any reason. The key to winning is that simple.
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>You will never has a friend as great as Karl Franz IRL

just killme
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>>159175004
but MP dwarfs are a lot better with the changes to high king, RoR, Ghost thanes, etc.
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>>159162540
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>>159163086
>>159162586
desu it would make the most sense if Wood Elves were able to conquer other elf settlements and got a reunite elfdom long campaign goal when the other elves come out

barring that CA should just add elven settlements in various forested areas, since the campaign for elves will have you hunting down beastmen across the globe anyway and lore has elves going into the forest of shadows and the forest of artois to hunt beastmen it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to have elven strongholds there even if it wouldn't be 100% lore friendly

Third and least desirable is letting elves conquer human stuff
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>>159175004

I play a lot of dwarfs in ranked multiplayer and maintain around rank 400 with less than 100 matches.


git gud
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How do I into gyrocopters? Whenever I use them they wind up getting shot down or not doing as much damage as quarrelers. I'm not sure if I'm using the bombs wrong or what, but I usually drop them on the biggest clump of infantry or missile units I can find.
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>>159162540
>armored slayers
>ARMORED slayers
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>>159175560
They're still really bad at dictating the battle though, and that's really fucking important.
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>>159176389
Don't place them where they'll take missile fire, unless they'll route the missile unit really fast. They're for taking out arty or fucking up a carefully selected point in the enemy line once the lines are engaged.
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>>159176389
They're basically what the dwarfs have for 'cavalry' since they have none. Just more mobile and more vulnerable.
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>>159165675
>horde factions are boring

How to tell if someone's post should be ignored
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>Thorgrim actually, unironically took all of the Badlands without my help
Never thought I'd see the day desu.

>>159173535
>trade deals
I can only trade with Tilea, Averland and Border Friends, thanks to CA's quality coding. Hopefully, alliance and diplomacy techs will be enough to sway them soon.
Working on an army now. Guess I can fuck up the useless northern dorfs in the meantime.
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>>159177106
do NOT bully kraka drak
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>>159177184
I think he means Ziflin, they're mostly useless. Kraka Drak is probably dead.
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>>159177184
Nah, I mean Ziflin. Kraka Drak are retards, but I respect them, kinda.
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desu if you wanted to make Athel Loren special and have Wood Elves have a lot of settlements and subfactions you could just make it so that movement speed is reduced to 1/20th of what it normally is for armies outside of the forest to simulate the movement of time within the forest

But then give wood elves their shitty beastpath mechanic so they can zip around the forest and so the beastmemes can too, while making it so that underway can't do the same

Or something
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>>159177515
That or go the Empire total war route and give the forest its own map thats roughly the size of Norsca
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>>159177732
They won't do that
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>>159177184
Kraka Drak should be able to take Norscan settlements >:)
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>>159177184
>>159177881
Kraka Drak dlc when?
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>>159177957
When Neferata can take dwarf holds
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>>159177732
>>159177837
It's a shame that they didn't make the forest at least the size of Sylvania and won't make ETW style theaters

I mean the Wood Elves only end up at war with Morghur and the Beastmen anyway so having a subtheater where the Beastmen under Morghur and the wild spirits wander around fucking your shit would make sense

I guess blame the wood elves for not being aggressive and just hanging back in their forest

>>159177881
There should have been a few more isolated holds in the Norscan mountains belonging to Kraka Drak just so they can have fun up there
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It is now November. An unbidden chill steals over the forest. The boughs lie heavy with frost, condemned to an early winter. Gaurach-Dúin in the tongue of the Asrai, it is a time of stillness and a time of dread. The fey spirits to whom the protection and provision of the Asrai is entrusted are consigned to an unshakable somnolence, unable to fulfill their sacred trust. The Wood Elves, deprived of their sturdiest companions, are forced to toil for themselves. It is the final horror. Some kinbands retreat deep into the roots of the wood, unable to countenance debasing labor and the necessity of work. In the halls beneath the Oak of Ages, The Sisters of Twilight nestle close to one another. Many are the Asrai who join their Dryad sisters in pursuit of warmth and the long sleep that stretches across seasons.

But the forest has need of its guardians, and will not abide dereliction of duty. Naieth preaches dire auguries in the early coming of the Season of Stillness. To those who have known Gorposting, Goblins and embarrassing rats, a still greater terror lurks. A great sorcery wrought in rain-cursed Albion will thrust the Asrai to the fore of the outside world's unsightly struggles and toil; The strange world of wageslavery can be ignored no longer.

Wood Elves Soon.
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>>159177957
You'll have to make due with Cataph's mod for now.

When is he going to add in Axe Throwers, anyway?
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>>159176741
>>159176925
Tried them out with those in mind and the kill count is starting to look more respectable, thanks.
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>>159178239
Poo in the elf loo soon*
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>>159178239
Only a month before we can gleefully rape, pillage and remove shitty neet elves.
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>>159177957
Just play the mod
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>>159178239
>It is now September
>It is now October
>It is now November

Just stop already, it's getting pathetic.
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>>159178239
So when wood elves are released will you keep doing this but change it to "Wood Elves Now." or instead start memeing High Elves and Dark Elves?
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>>159178239
Just when I thought your autistic pastas couldn't get any more cringeworthy, you manage to create this. Bravo, anon, bravo.
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>>159178568
He's gonna start posting shitty NEET master race memes with wood elves
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>>159165675
>I hope they can settle in human settlements

You clearly aren't an actual fan of Wood Elves in Warhammer or you wouldn't be advocating for something that flies so flagrantly in the face of all their written lore.

You seem like one of those faggots who just wants Elves for the sake of having Elves. Kill yourself.
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When will Beastmen adopt the whole rape human women thing?

And will Dark Elves have slaves and shit for all to see? Like fucking Dawn of War Soulstorm had.
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>>159179342
but just having elves is neet

>>159179473
i don't know much about the lore but i thought they ate the humans and raped the livestock?
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Which of the M2 campaigns should I play first?

Killing a bunch of heathens as Spain sounds fun, but so does Deus Vult'ing my way across some heretics
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GIVE ME THE PEE AND THE TREE

I NEED IT NOW
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>>159179647
spain is nice because iberia is easy to defend
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>>159179473
>When will Beastmen adopt the whole rape human women thing?
They already do that, or do you mean when will we see a "Rape Captives" option in the Beastmen Post-Battle screen?

If so, we won't ever see that. I mean this is a game that couldn't even launch with full blood/gore because it would fuck up the rating. They aren't going to include rape or even reference it if at all possible.

>And will Dark Elves have slaves and shit for all to see?

They likely will have a building that references slaves as well as pop-up events that reference slavery but again I think CA is going to go out of their way to avoid all references to sexual slavery (even though it exists in the lore).
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>>159179747
When I mean campaigns I mean the DLC campaigns

iv never bothered to try them
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>>159179891

Crusades is best, followed by Americas which is 2nd best and easiest. Teutonic is good, and Britannia is weakest.
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>>159179879
Is it weird that while I find gorey rape and breeding like that very disgusting, I find it so fascinating I'd gladly see it happen out of pure curiosity.

Just to get some insight into how beastmen work.
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>>159179891
Britannia is best, followed by Crusades, followed by Teutonic, with Americas being the weakest.
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So we can all agree that Clan Angrund campaign is far more interesting than the regular Dorf campaign, right?
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>>159165397
Wurrzhag literally made that shit up because he huffed enough badlands swamp gas to realize 1 united waagh was better than 2 infighting ones
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>>159180294
I mean, yea, it is a little weird but this is 4chan.

Your views are pretty much par for the course on this website all you need to do is check out boards like /d/ and you'll see that whatever you think is weird is incredibly tame in comparison to some of the other shit out there.
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>>159180139
>>159180425
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>>159180139
>>159180425
t-thanks
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>>159178568
We're never going to get rid of this purple prose spouting autist, are we?
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>>159180535
Pretty much yea, almost all the sub-faction campaigns are more interesting than the main faction ones.

Belegar, Skarsnik, and Wurrzag are more exciting to play as than Dwarfs/Greenskins proper by leaps and bounds. Maybe that is just because I've already played all the main faction campaigns to completion twice though.
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>>159180646
>>159180694

Common consensus seems to be Crusades is good at least. Start there.
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>>159180917
Does Wurrzag have a mini-campaign of his own or is he just a Greenskin campaign but with a focus on savage troops?
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There's really only three possible choices for how the Wood Elves will work as a faction.

Super Optimistic (Read: Unlikely)
>Athel Loren becomes a "theater of war" ala: Empire Total War with all twelve Welf "kingdoms" or whatever represented along with the various tree spirits and shit. Featuring a number of settlements and provinces that can be confederated/occupied and can only be held by Welf factions.

Likely Mk. 1
>Athel Loren becomes some sort of super province, broken into X number of settlements that can be attacked like any other kind of settlement but will feature some unique gimmick to set it apart.

Likely Mk. 2
>Athel Loren is an AI controlled entity and the Welfs are a horde faction, the forest is a permanent ally to you and will issue orders similar to grudges that you must carry out. It's basically The Last Roman and the Welfs are the Roman Expedition.
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>>159178431
Wasn't there one for August too?
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>>159180917
>more interesting

It's because CA has finally started feeling their oats. That and they also realized stacking everything into static monolithic races was going to kill replayability even with new LLs and units if the progression is virtually the same every single time.

I keep holding out hope they'll rename Empire to Reikland and Dorfs to Khaz-a-karak and The Empire and The Dwarfs will be the name for confederated factions.
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>>159181116
He doesn't have all events that Skarsnik/Belegar do if that is what you mean, but he gets a pretty unique campaign simply due to his start point and his massive prevalence towards Savage Orcs.
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>>159181172
>It's basically The Last Roman and the Welfs are the Roman Expedition
There needs to be a faction like this in the game. Perhaps a human faction where you're vassal of the Empire or some shit.
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>>159181513
>rename Empire to Reikland and Dorfs to Khaz-a-karak
Didn't care about that at first, but this is really starting to bug me after playing Belegar's dorfs. Fix it, CA.

>Khaz-a-karak
That's a grudging.
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>>159181697
Dark Elves would be more likely

Dark Elf army deployed to Ulthuan to reconquer it lead by general dickhead
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>>159181882
That or maybe a Brettonian leader would have that mechanic.
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What a fucking slog.

I've never had to use quarrelers in melee this much.
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Hey guy who was playing as Bretonnia, what mod(s) were you using?
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>bretonnian """"""""""""""""damsel""""""""""""""
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>>159182391
That's a questing.
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>>159181882

>Dark Elf Objective: Launch your invasion by taking the shrine of khaine!

Every fucking time
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>>159163818
What was Darth's reason?
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Howdy, barbaric servants! Check it out, I'm made of marble!
t. Julius Caesar
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Hahaha my dudes did you praise Tengri today?
t. Attila
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>>159183116
>>159183231

Quality posts.
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>>159183618
Quality answer.
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>>159183747
Quality response.
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>>159183116
It is amazing indeed. Marble is a very valuable commodity. You are very powerful and I have no choice but to submit to my servile instincts and become your vassal. I totally didn't have any plans for independence or world relevance by the way.
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>>159162860
Please no shit get
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>>159184546
I'S GOT SPELLS
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>>159178239
>Wood Elves Soon
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>I made the mistake of not expecting specialist artillery to be far more accurate and deal far more damage than my trebuchets but also be absolute tanks once in melee
Okay, so I'm just going to pretend this campaign never happened and find a different mod for Bretonnia
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I hate krauts who disagree with me but I hate other factions even more.
t. Karl Franz
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>>159184947
What made you think Cygors were weak in combat? They're a cyclops monstrosity and throw rocks with their STRENGTH alone
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Are you guys ready for the Bret and Wood Elf trailer tommorw?
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>>159178239
I come to this thread every day for this pasta. I don't even own the game.
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>>159184947

Cygors fuck shit up and are absolute crack shots with their artillery mode.
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>>159184947
Use more archers. Bretonnia archers are godly.
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>>159168101
It's the only one you need
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>>159186298
why not anon?
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>>159187272
I'm waiting for the steam holiday sale. Then I can lurk here and meme with all of you.
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>>159187402
I hope it goes on sale anon. I think the game is very fun. I hope you enjoy it one day!
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resized lords?
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>>159187537

What about them?
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>>159187402
It'll be more fulfilling once you can take it easy with fairies all day
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>>159186298

You have shit taste in memes friend.
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>>159187402
Do come back once you get it and post screenshots.
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Why are they no black people working at CA? Are they fucking racist or some shit? Do they enjoy not making accurate potrayals of Egyptians and Romans whom were black not white? Do they like showing black people having no good stats, and instead of grand african kingdoms black people have two units that are from Zulu? Does CA even care they are not a single black person in Total War Warhammer, or Shogun 2? Are they happy they fucking are white washing history?
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>>159188356
WE
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>>159188356
WUZ
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>>159188356

I'm black
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>>159187627
leedle toiny lordzie wardzies
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>>159188356
Here you go, one for Warhammer.
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>Chaos
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Black People have contributed more for this race then anyone else, and they should be represented fairly? Were are the Black English Kings in Medeviel 2? Were are the Black Mercs in Shogun 2? Were are the African American regiments in Empire? It's fucking disgraceful, all this white privilege!
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>>159162540
>>159162671
Has Radious join CA then?
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>>159162952
>>159162586
FOREST REGROWTH.
THE WORLD ROOTS RUN UNDER THE ENTIRE PLAYABLE AREA.

CALLING IT. THE WORLD BECOMES A FOREST.

It doesn't have to 100% match the lore and CA said this. There is a sub faction in the lore attempting to regrow the world roots. They could go down that path.
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>yfw Wood Elf campaign is Winter of Woes and Kemmlar gets Krell
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>>159173402
>tfw can't wait for 1.5 BotET mod
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>>159162860
Rollin'
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>>159187627
good mod or nay?
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>Thorgrim's army holds iron rock against Wurrzag and grimgor on the same turn
I'm feeling grudgy this time around
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sorry guys I just need to vent but skaven cannot come fast enough in this game I lost a battle because my handgunners refused to fire into their own men to kill the enemy lord. If my men just did what i told them to do then carroburg would still be standing
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???
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>>159190064
I like how you can see where the Neet elf settlements will be judging by the clearings in the forest.
Anyone got a lit up version of this pic? Fog of war makes it look weird.
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>>159190749

Yes. Having the human/dwarf lords be 50% taller than their counterparts just looks ridiculous.

>>159190812
>order your gunners to shoot into your own clanrats
>they rout
>this causes the gunners to rout
>spreads to the entire army

Just another day in Skavenblight.
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Archaon or Kholek?
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>>159191128
>goblins have a special rule (expendable) that makes their routing not affect the orcs
just make it so that when clanrats or skaven slaves get shot or blow up or killed etc. the rest of the skaven wont really give three shits
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>>159190590
Great fucking mod. 1.5 will make it stable. The world map is huge.
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Why can't I rest my armies in friendly nation's cities? Why can't I dock my navies in friendly ports?
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>>159191563
>1.5 will make it stable.
Wasn't that the whole point of BotET? That it was a stable version of CoW? How is it still not stable after 5 patches?
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>>159182671
He didn't get invited to a modding summit thing because he doesn't actually mod anything, just takes other people's mods and crudely mashes them together. CA knew this and thus didn't invite him. He experience rectal ragnarok and quit modding forever again. I've lost track of the number of times he's said this though.
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>>159162860
Who is it today?
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>>159192112
because fuck you
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>>159194071
i wish you would
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>>159194230
gay
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>>159194818
it's not gay if i look like a girl
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>>159194921
be my gf
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>>159194993
ok
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>>159195098
sweet, thanks
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mfw this thread


also I didn't even know you unlocked the tod for multiplayer when you complete the beastmen mini campaign, gottta say though I wish siege battles weren't so repetitive. not a terrible campaign but because you do so much vs human sieging it gets tiring.
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>>159195224
there's literally nothing wrong with being feminine
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>>159194921
post pics faggot
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>>159194921
Get out you fucking elfposter
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>>159190993
trap priestess
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>>159194921
>>159194993
>>159195098
>>159195182
>>159195284
>>159195534
>>159195481
>>159195638
>>159195685
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>>159195820
that's a great doujin
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>>159195820
>playing vidya
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>>159195685
nice thighs my dude
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>>159195685
alright, now this is taking a turn for the homosexual

posting your gay self on /twg/ does not have my consent
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>>159162198
>driving to school
>screaming in my car as usual
>shout "THE NATION CALLS"
>pedestrian eyeballs me
>pretend not to notice him

whatever
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>>159196253
THIS GAYNESS DOES NOT HAVE MY CONSENT
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Why can't I make my generals take the Slayer oath and turn them into a hero unit or something
My very first lord has gone and become untrustworthy so I have to commit him somewhere else, but I have him set up mostly as a home province general
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>>159186560
>Literally the most oppressed class and group of people in the entire warhammer
>Still have good arachers
That doesn't make sense, aren't peasants shit with bows because they take a lot of skill to train and use effectively
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>>159196452
>tfw no Daemonslayer lords
>No Giantslayer heroes
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>>159196253
>/twg/
>not /total war gays/
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>>159196329
WHO CALLS?
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>>159196508
Bretonnian peasants are literally retarded. All they can do is farm, shit themselves when seeing a grail knight, and archery.
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>>159196508
the brettonian lower class are based on the english, thats why CA made special inbred looking faces for them. english lads had to practice archery for 2 hours after church every week
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>>159196831
kek
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So the filthy jews at GW and CA are removing all their soundtracks from youtube. Where do I find them so I can rip them myself?
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>>159197183
dailymotion?
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>>159190993
Priestess (male)
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>>159197224
As in where are they located in the game files?
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>>159191339
But then all the memers will complain because Skaven already will use the underway that the skaven are just reskinned goblins
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>>159196329
I didn't know that people with ADD were allowed to drive
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>>159197183
>no more hunnic throatsinging unless I load up attila
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>it's the invading bumfuck persia for the required victory provinces part of the successor campaign
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>>159162860

Rolling
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>>159196508
Listen mate, I don't know, but an army of peasant halberds and peasant archers can win battles easily.
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What if we gave the peasants of Brettonia rights? Like, instead of forcing them into serfdom, we allow them to be free peasants, so they can move to any village they wish and live a good life without having to give up everything to a knight.
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>tfw skaven will be missing more than half its roster

skREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>159199038
>Brettonia
*screams in Bretonnian*
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>>159199038
then you'd get this
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>>159199038
BY THE LADY! NO!
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There are hundreds of Russian nuclear submarines patrolling the seas enforcing an uneasy stalemate between the United States of America and the Russian Federation.
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Aren't I supposed to unlock that giant bird for beating the campaign?

I just won a game as BELEGAR but didn't get shit.
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>>159199038
Is good idea.
Man things should spread out and get fat.
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>>159197423
what are you talking about i have a leak about skaven right here just look at these exciting features
>skaven can use hidden rat tunnels linking them to the underempire in order to bypass inaccessible terrain
>after every battle skaven get warpstone resource which fills up after every victory and if the bar maxes out it will spawn an ai controlled skaven army to assist in gathering more warpstone but watch out if you reserves are depleted your army will succumb to infighting because you are showing you troops that you are not a very good leader
>skaven spread skaven tunnels with their armies and agents as more tunnels from skavenblight are dug and if the concentrations of tunnels get too high feral skaven clans will attack the cities that are within the region
>exciting horde gameplay just imagine all the fun of playing as the huns in attila but without the fun
the skaven are totally different than goblins because after all goblins are always green while only some skaven are green
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>>159196508
WHFB is an ill conceived mess. Nothing make sense. The creators simply piled what they think is cool into the universe without any thought put into it.
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>>159199471
As opposed to
>forced march
>raid
>encamp
>ambush

being the ONLY features for EVERY faction? CA adds some variety and people suddenly wants all the factions to introduce some new mechanic? Give an inch take a mile..
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>>159199375
How many are currently on fire?
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>>159196508
Yeah, senpai.
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The fucking Huns wiped the fuck out of Italy, there's only like two settlements left in it. Should I go colonize it?
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What's the best Total War atm? Last one I played was ROME, I have quite a few to choose from.
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>>159203004
No memery but warhammer turned me from being lukewarm about the recent TW games to fucking loving it.
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>>159203037
Yeah I was definitely eyeing warhammer the most out of any of them. I heard Atilla was good, but I don't know.
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>>159203004
Attila.

WH will take the spot once it's finished.
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>>159203163
This guy does have a point. I love warhammer but part of that is cuz I know i'll get a ton of support for it soon Attila is done, so you don't have the feeling of 'but X isn't in yet' like warhammer might have.
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>try dorf mainfaction for the first time since poopoomen came
>rek grimgor badly and take his capital before turn 25
>turn 28 wurrzaag ambles into my territory, having conquered most of the southern badlands or confederated them,
>has his giant and full stack of savage fuckers, also a waagh with anudda giant and a steroid-spider
>manage to cheese his ass in a forced underway interception battle

I only won due to wurrzag sucking hot cock in melee against a normal dawi lord and also due to the new ballista fucking his giant up with few querrelers. props to K&W for making the dorf early game more intense.
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>>159199987
desu the "beastmen are the same as greenskins" whining is retarded anyway, since the beastmen have their own special moon mechanics as well as the fact that they're a special chaos horde

Though it does kind of feel like Orcs aren't that special since Beastmen and Dwarfs have similar mechanics as well as having other special mechanics, but I guess orcs make up for it by having so many different campaigns and ways to play

But it's certain that if skaven have ignore terrain underway-access and have goblin expendable mechanics that people will bitch that skaven are just goblin clones even if that won't make any sense at all
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>>159204087
And then the jagged horn tribe spawned and did absolutely fuckall right?
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So now that Radious is kill who's next on the bullying list?
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>>159204343
You :)
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How do I learn to stop being an autoresolve whore
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>>159204842
Why would you stop?
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>>159186129

It won't come out today. If anything it'll be out next week since they already released DLC.

>>159189509

Literally how?
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About to play M2 for the first time any different from rome 1, also who should I play as?
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>>159190590
>>159191563
>>159193793

And they still haven't made a clear UI.

Why is it the devs can't look at Third Age and take the UI from there? It's crisp and clean and easy to read.

>>159190064

Nah, there will be Welf settlments around the game, and their mechanic is that they can teleport between cities or between forested areas.
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Why do I love Skarsnik so much?
It's pretty simple when I iz finkin' 'bout it.
Skarsnik izn't just da best character in da War'ammer world, 'ee might just be da greenest character of all time.
Just imaging 'im riding fru da halls of Karak Eight-Peaks, da wind in 'is 'at, 'is mighty Gobbla below 'im.
As 'ee rides fru da World's Edge Mountains, da Stunties soil demselves at 'is very scent.
Dey knows 'ow 'ee smells, da essence of 'is smell iz in da Stunties Book of Grudges unda da name of "Skarsnik Fungusm"
Da very nature of Skarsnik iz mystery.
Could 'ee be playin' a deepa game den even Gork and Mork realizes?
Da answer iz yes, 'ee 'as transcended such boundaries as da written world, and 'as free will to do woteva 'ee seez fit.
'owever, Skarsnik iz filled wiff such cunnin', such morky craft dat 'ee does not even use deese powers.
Why, you might ask? You will neva know, for da mind of Skarsnik iz not one dat iz easily penetrated.
Skarsnik iz such a force of Mork in 'is realm dat nofink can truly touch 'im, da only fink keeping 'im bound to da page at all iz 'is will to exist wiffin da preordained boundaries of 'is world.
Skarsnik iz not only beyond da compre'enssiun of us, 'ee exists wiffin a plane of true gorkiness and morkiness.
Observe 'is playful smile, 'is gorgious and rippling Gobbla, 'is gallant nose, and most importantly, 'is eyes.
'is eyes, like pools of shinies, provide da only glimpse into da true maschinassiuns of Skarsnik. Do not stare into dem. Many good boyz 'ave gone dead in da attempt.
Skarsnik iz not just a character, a formless collectiun of words and images, 'ee 'imself iz da binding dat 'olds da Warhammer world togeva.
Wiffout Skarsnik, da entire War'ammer world, da entire Games Workshop as we knows it crumbles.
No Stunties or Ratboys would be stomped wiffout Skarsnik and Karak Eight-Peaks would become a desolate crater wiffout 'is iron fist.
Deese are just of a few of da reasons why I like Skarsnik so much.
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>>159199038

>hey cleetus dese folks have it way better dan us!
>yeah, dem nobles been uppressing us!
>down with da nobles!

And that's how a revolution starts.

The reason why technology is banned is because the nobles are afraid of the peasantry getting access to armor piercing stuff like crossbows and guns.
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>>159203102
>>159203004

If you're into the Warhammer franchise or are even remotely interested in it, then WH is hands down the best TW game.

It's the best WH game since Dawn of War, since Dark Omen, since... well, anything.
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>>159205574
>About to play M2 for the first time any different from rome 1,

Settlments are split into cities and forts. Cities are focused on income, whereas forts give you access to strong military units.
You can also recruit more than one unit per turn, so that's a godsend.

It's better in every way compared to R1.

>also who should I play as?

Turks are suprisingly fun.
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>He thinks the neet elves will have unique campaign mechanics

They're gonna have a reskinned vampiric corruption called Forest Growth
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>>159206413

That doesn't make much sense. If anything their mechanic will be about teleporting between forests.
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>>159206734
>unique forest path mechanic
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>>159206854
Given that they'll be one of the shootiest armies in the game it probably won't matter unless you never actually fight battles and thus the massive differences between the factions on the battlefield don't matter to you

Also having to time your campaigns so they fall during the warm seasons (assuming they have a seasons mechanic) will be a unique challenge
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Alright, anyone here know how I'd go about making my own custom faction renamer mod for TWWH? Now that we're getting official subfactions, the generic "Dwarfs" and such are getting on my nerves a tad. There seem to be a lot of these on the workshop (none which suit my fancy quite exactly) so it mustn't be that hard. I think I saw that one actually changes the factions names after confederating, which might be interesting to mess with as well.
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>>159206854

Knowing CA I'm guessing it will be Beast Path as the Beastmen use the exact same thing.

It's also possible as some other anons pointed out that they act like normal civ while in forests, but you have to launch "expeditions" when going outside.
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>take Roma
>rename it Rome
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>>159199407
you sure
its custom/MP battle only
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>>159207191
>alejandro
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>>159207428
>mfw agitated alejandro lost to fucking kraka drak.
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>>159207316
>take constantinopolis
>rename it constantinipple
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Anyone got a 20% off voucher? I don't want to wait another six months for the summer sale and the game to be 10% off
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>34 (THIRTY FOUR) days since the 30th of September
> AE STILL NOT RELEASED
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>>159208464
Don't you have something better to do? Like giving head to homeless or becoming voluntary prison rape meat?
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>>159208004

Got one yeah, want me to post it in the thread?
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>>159208637
Shouldn't you get back to work on the mod your team said would be released 34 ( THIRTY FOUR) days ago?
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*knock knock*
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>>159208637
AE STILL NOT RELEASED is just as good as G O B L I N S by now.
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>>159209662
WHO'S THERE?
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>>159209912
this
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>>159210401
this who
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>>159210401

This who?
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>>159210441
THIS STINKS
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>>159208464
man its already november? where the fuck did 2016 go
im going to become a neet in two weeks and i need wood elves or AE
rrrRRREEEEEEEEEE
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>>159209879
>AE STILL NOT RELEASED is just as good as G O B L I N S by now.
>AE STILL NOT RELEASED is just as good as G O B L I N S by now.
>AE STILL NOT RELEASED is just as good as G O B L I N S by now.
Have you gone mad??
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>>159210545
No, I just find their plight hilarious.
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>>159207428
>>159207821

Apparently it's a bug that happens with certain mods.
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Total War Arena when?
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>>159211554
Only if it includes warhammer units
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>>159211554
>tfw it's been almost 10 months since the game went into the dark
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>>159178239
I love your pastas, elf-kun.
I really hope you'll make one for when elfs are finally released.
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Which dumb fucking cunt at CA thought that not allowing you to disband a Legendary Lord was a good idea and why can't we respec a Lord we get via Confederation yet?

I have the opportunity to confederate the Dwarves as Belegar, and get Grombrindal, Thorgrim (who will be immediately disbanded because of braindead AI skill points), and Ungrim.

Except when I do, my economy takes a massive tanking because of their upkeep, even when I delete their entire armies. They've got a shitton of landmass, and I'd rather not war with them.

Its fucked because I remember disbanding Wurzzag in my Greenskin campaign because his skills were all fucked up.
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Feeling Grim?

Feeling Grave?
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>>159212935
Feeling fecal and forest 2 b h f a m
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>>159174604
minor faction revenge
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>>159181172
>Welfs
What does the House of Welf have anything to do with Warhammer?
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>>159178239
So, when winter comes the Elfs kinda just go and take a long nap until spring like squirrels?

Also cute elf.
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>>159205706
Or why not simply keep the original M2 UI. That shit was nice an clean.
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>>159213428
No
the forest spirits hibernate/become sluggish and for that reason the elves stay up and keep an eye on things until the cold goes away
its one of the reasons the forest lets the elves be there in the first place
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>>159213428
>cute elf.
He alive, not cute.
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>>159213428
Only some of them do, the ones that especially want to be comfy, or those who are dating a forest spirit.

Guarding the forest is one of the Wood Elves only jobs, and they hate it because they are work-shirking NEETs, but home security is the one job NEETs can't get out of.
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let me know when skaven are in.
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>>159196559
>No Daemonslayer lords
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=724263018&searchtext=all+tabletop+lords

Also contains Orc Great Shamans, Doombulls and other goodies.
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>>159213996
come back next year, I'd say march or april
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Should I buy Rome 2? It's actually more expensive than Attila which I already have but I want to play as Greece and shieet.
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>>159214776
isn't there a pack with a greek faction in it?
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>>159214776
No. Just stick to warhammer.
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>>159214815
Yes, for Rome 2. In Attila it's all ERE.

>>159214826
But I don't own Warhammer and don't know if I like the setting. Also you can't conquer everywhere or someshit?
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>>159213428
No, it's the opposite, in fact.

Forest spirits all go to sleep, so the elves only have themselves to depend on to not get raped and shat on by Beastmen, Karak Norn, Bretonnians and Greenskins. Meaning that winter tends to be the most dangerous time of the year.
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>>159214858
Unlike previous titles TWW is more than a map painting simulator. It's worth every dollar even at full price, which is the price you should get it at to support CA.
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>>159213875
Are there people who think cringeworthy posts like this are funny?
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>>159214919

Shill pls go.
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>>159214931
>i hate fun

wowo
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>>159214961
It's not fun, though. It's KEK-DWARFS tier.
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>>159214171

Is this any balanced or are the new lords OP compared to vanilla
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>>159215006
Dwarf memes are hilarious.
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>>159215064
>>159214919
Actually he's a different guy but because of your autistic rant I'm going to pirate Warhammer and get Rome 2.
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>>159215123
>pirate Warhammer
goodluck.wav
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Is today the day?
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>>159215123
>pirate

Good luck with that you smelly histfag pleb. The thought of you willingly torturing yourself by playing rome 2 puts me at easem
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>>159215123
Well, that's him told.
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>>159215123
>pirate Warhammer
kek
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>>159215146
>>159215185
Thanks for the free (you)s I'm gonna enjoy Rome 2 thinking of you
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>>159215257
Nobody's stopping you. Go ahead. It's like watching a retard drink bleach.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgCo_ewGktA

Does Warhammer have a real horsefucker faction?
Not that pansy Bretonnian piles of rock bullshit, but yurt-living, horse-archering, village-pillaging, quarter-of-the-world's-women-impregnating mongol fun
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>>159215372
you know theres a game just for that right
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>>159215372

Attila the Everchosen mod when
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>>159215404
What if I want an Attila who uses fireballs?
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>>159215458
Uh, fire arrows? Flaming projectiles? Dynamic Fire is a massive feature in Attila.
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>>159215372
A lot of the marauder tribes are like that. Kurgans or Hung or whatever they're called.

Also, the Kislevite Ungols are a good (or at least non-evil) version of them.
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What's he thinking?
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>>159215372
Not yet.
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>>159215585

Orcs can't rape.
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>>159215557
Getting the blood DLC was a mistake.

>>159215619
That's what the wolf is for.
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>>159215557
He's thinking that you should uninstall and play Rome 2.
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>>159215372
>Chur
long time no see. I love that dude
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>>159215557
>Let me tell you about the badlands
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WOW
ANOTHER DAY
ANOTHER CONQUEST
SO GLAD TO BE PART OF /totalwarhammergeneral/
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>>159215372
G O B L I N S
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>Tomb Kings released
>Adds Araby as a minor faction

>LL: OC or none at all

>Lords: Sheik/Caliph/Sultan

>Heroes: Sorcerer, Hashasin.

>Infantry: Spearmen, Bowmen, Janissaries.

>Cavalry: Arabian Knights, Camel Riders.

>Monstrous Cavalry: Elephants

>Flying: Flying Carpets

>Monsters: Djinn

How would this make you feel?
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Kholek is ___!
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>>159216025

Might be cool, needs more units. But
>Tomb Kings released
>Adds Araby as a minor faction
>literally just the Empire, not even reskinned

You know this is how it'll be.
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>>159216025
Disapointed that they didn't put the effort elsewhere.

I'd like to see Araby (I'm a bigger fan than most), but they really aren't a standout TWWH race.
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>>159215557
>my feet hurt
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>>159216204
A BIG GUY
FOR UU
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>>159216204
A GOD!
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>>159216204
a big guy
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>>159216204
Hot
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>>159216204
for impregnating qt's around the world with his giant monster cock
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>>159216025
I can see them having them in a basic form, kind of like the Savage Orc only armies. At least as a start until they can sell a DLC or something.

Which honestly I wouldn't mind, the more sub factions they add [With actual content] the happier I'd be.
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>>159215372

Maybe Kislev
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Do you think we'll ever see a return of settlement battles and bridge battles?

I really miss bridge battles especially. The constant field battles are getting boring and I don't like how, basically you aren't rewarded for holding chokepoints with specific maps. The first time chaos came my plane was to hold river crossings and in areas without them on my main line id have armies waiting in ambush. It was all a moot point when bridge battles don't exist. I think there needs to be a lot more terrain variation, I also think terrain needs more established features. Remember how Shogun had those "too perfect" hill locations for army set ups? Or a ridge line perfectly placed for an army to set artillery/ranged on the top with infantry at the bottom.

I miss that, the maps for Warhams and Rome 2, Attila just don't have anything good in them. They seem randomly generated. Just rolling hills or an endless bog. Now I know CA can do it, because the quest battles are fantastic and have great amounts of detail.

Can someone to explain to me why so many people hate settlement battles? Is it just there were too many of them in Rome2/Attila? Because I loved them, it was always a brutal street fight that ended with multi unit ambushes and holding the line while forces could break out an encircle. Allowing you to stomp or at least bleed an enemy army that was invading. I want to see them come back for warhammer.
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>>159217118
Last time I checked, historical games generated battle terrain from campaign map features, which is why you get rivers going uphill at times
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>>159217305
Thats honestly a shame, because the maps are really boring Bad quality picture, back when I played on my laptop. But this hill feature in particular was one thing I loved about Shogun 2s maps.
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>>159163443
Generally speaking no since they can mobilise millennia of undead to work for them and they wouldn't be able to feed their slaves since the land is totally dead. Apparently they do trade and some arabyans bring them tribute.
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>>159217118
>Rome 2 river crossing defence
>put my pike phallanx welcoming committee at my end of the bridge
>barbarian scum run head-first into pikes
>barbarian cavalry charges head first into the pikes
>javelinmen run out of ammo
>they run head-first into my pikes


>Rome2 town defence
>pike welcoming committee at one of the streets
>enemy infantry smacks into it
>"it don't work, general!"
>enemy takes his heavy cav
>and charges it into my pikes
>"still not working, sir"
>the heavy cav retreats and frontally charges into the pikes a second time
>and a third after that
>change battle speed to 3x and alt+tab
>check back 20 minutes later to a decisive victory

In field battles at least you have a slight chance of losing. Due to AI retardation sieges and bridge-battles are just a dark, bloody joke.
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>>159216213
That would be lower than low, they have fucking Attila if they're completely lazy they could just reuse Tanukhid or other sandnigger assets and reskin elephants from Rome2, there you have it.
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>>159217868
>one side has overwhelming geographic advantage, weaponry, tactics
>both sides have the roughly the same numbers of men
>this somehow results in easy victories

huh really makes you think.
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>>159217868
>we shouldn't have fun things because the AI can't handle them
what the fuck? Also, Warhammer has no pikes, so moot point

just imagine
>Giants and monsters crossing the river to hit the enemy line
>Raising units on the other side
>Flying units putting pressure on defensive formations
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The enemy general is running away! This is no way for a leader to behave, but in battle, it is beyond belief!
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>>159217868
>>159218054
>>159218073
the biggest shame of all is there is still no map editor released for tw:w or I'd make some bridge battles/more exciting sieges.

No idea how to incorporate them but my lord do I neeeeed them.
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>>159217868
And? Id rather have variety then not. Plus I can't stand it when devs say "hmmm X isn't interesting, or has no challenge. Lets just tear it out instead of actually fixing it/making it worthwhile"

If they did new bridge battles, add more crossings, or add the ability for certain units to ford, like add the ability to use shitty rafts with some units. Plus with the inclusion of so many flying troops, and how utterly crazy artillery is in this game, AND with monster units. Tightly packing your whole army at the bridge+crossing isn't going to end all that well.

Same with settlement battles, maybe add the ability for certain troops to walk "through" clumps of buildings, it slows them down to a walk and they can't be attacked aside from enemy troops with the same ability. Allowing them to come out on the other side and surpise the enemy. Or just stop clumping buildings, make the layouts more unique.

All im saying is, removing a feature is far worse then fixing a feature. Furthermore, id say losing any battle except ones you don't expect or ones in the first 10 or so turns is a bloody joke.

Once you get past turn 20 if your losing a field battle, what the fuck are you doing? The only reason you'd lose is if you had a purposely small army thats going somewhere, an ambush, or one of those bullshit. SUDDENLY 3 enemy full stacks because they have more movement range then your troops, encircling your army.

Your points are valid, but they're valid for all battles. So if all battles are pretty much equally fucking easy then why not add the previous type of battles back in?
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Uh, Sir! Sir! Our general is under attack!
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>>159218384
OUR GENERAL IS IN GRAVE DANGER MY LORD!
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>>159218384
OUR DAIMYO IS IN GRAVE DANGER!
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Army of Gravehaunt Hills when?
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>>159218497
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Just a few more hours.
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>>159218589
I'm going to continue dumping if no one minds.
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>>159218667
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>>159218497
>>159218589
>>159218667

Never? It's not even Warhammer related.
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>>159218742

>>159218794
It's WHFB in everything but copyright.
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>>159218834
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>>159218609
GIMME TRAILER!

I want to genocide lesser races which means every single one but wood elves
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>>159218927
But anon, if you genocide lesser races, then where will the Asrai women get the superior cock they so crave?
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>tfw no squig bf
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>>159218918
>>
is there any way of improving diplomatics and AI in RTW or is it hard coded in the game?
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>>159219048
>where will the Asrai women get the superior cock they so crave?
dunno, preserve the cut off dicks and use them as dildos?
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>>159219048
Nowhere, because AsrAYY don't crave cocks, they crave anuses that they like to probe.
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>>159217468
shogun2 maps were awful, especially the siege maps
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>>159218073
no pikes. YET
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>>159218609

I wonder if seasons are being added into the game with the wood elves. That be pretty fucking neato.
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>>159219682
>Pikes
Please fucking no unless they fixed how they could make carpets in R2
>>
Post music that makes you want to make Karaz Ankor great again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TmZFm6NHfA
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>>159219048
Source?
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>>159219976
Because IRL pike phallanxes were just intricate tickling devices and men weren't supposed to die to them by the hundreds, right?

Alexander the Great would like to have a few words with you.
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>>159219976
Somehow I doubt pikes would be immune from spells, cannons and fliers. ramming them in the rear.

but pikes are few and far between in warhammer. Only a few elite units or some mercenaries use them.

well high elvesl use spears in a way that's just as effective as most human pikemen.... so i guess there's that too.

High elves will really be the real dickish race
>Armored anti-large spearmen with shields and bows
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>>159220051
Re Monster.

It's a shonen based on a light novel.

Chapter 15, 16, 19 & 21 have the only penis pleasing parts. The rest is fucking awful and worthless.
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>>159220120
Its about how the lack of weight in R2 makes them a literal wall of death. In Medieval times there were units designed to break through pike lines such as mixed units with greatswords. A unit minotaurs with greatweapons should take damage and 1 or 2 fall on the charge but they should be able to bust through a human pikewall. If they throw in weight to the equation I'm okay with pikes being a denial unit.
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>>159175004
A few ghost thanes, some dragon back slayers to protect your flank, those longbeards that boost vigor, and a couple of canons wrecks.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpsFWBzDHkk
Dwarf/elf grudgin soon
>>
>Playing Kholek
>Spend about 90 turns cleaning up the Norscan lands
>Have 4 vassal tribes that hold most of the land, the rest is razed
>Sathorael shows up
>Varg joins him
>They go on to rek the shit out of the other tribes
I'm not even mad, it's pretty cool to see
>>
I refuse to touch this bare bones. When will they add elves, skaven and tomb kings? Did this game flop financially?
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>>159220434
Yes, the game flopped and CA is bankrupt. There will be no new Total Wars ever.
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>>159220040

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-BHMhQLCBM
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>>159220434
>I refuse to touch this bare bones.
I don't blame you, but its currently a lot better than at launch
>When will they add elves, skaven and tomb kings?
Wood elves soon. Skaven/Tomb kings probably near the end of the first wave of races
>Did this game flop financially?
No. DLC has been some of the best selling in TW history and its release sold 500k in one day
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/total-war-warhammer-breaks-franchise-sales-records/1100-6440270/
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>>159220481
WAR music in TWW mod when?
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>>159220309
units are solid entities in all tw games, how would greatswords "burst through"? turn one unit into two?
>>
>lotr total war never because of how the lincense selling works

There is no God.
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>>159220831
>lotr total war never
Thank God!
>>
Armored Rangers (Trollhammer Torpedoes)
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>>159181172
Dont forget about likely v3, which is the forest spreading like corruption, and you can only take settlements once forestation reaches 50%. it also gives attrition
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>>159220860

y tho
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>>159220610
There was a lot of issues with weight in R2 from what I remembered. Anyways Greatswords were deployed along with poleaxes in the front of a unit, often even pikemen themselves to distrupt a pikewall by swinging a massive piece of metal around to knock away the metal heads. The greatsword was in all aspects a support weapon for the other guys in the unit. Like poleaxes they also were there to pacify downed foes. In TW standards a greatsword unit can hold its own in combat so greatweapons in general should be a melee counter to pikes to maintain balance.
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>>159220831
>star wars total war never
FML
>mfw the only good SW strategy game is Galactic Battlegrounds
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>>159220941
Because the setting is shit and has only a handfull of factions.
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>>159219957
They added seasons post release to Rome II for free, so It's not beyond them.
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>>159220997
setting isnt that bad
its tolkien fantasy anyway, so visual style and looks wouldnt change that much from basically any other "Medieval / Fantasy" game
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>>159219976
pikes are really weak in Attila actually, if you just walk your units into them instead of charging, most sword and board units will rape pikemen, the problem is that the AI always charges
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>>159220941
Tolkien is less about the warring factions and more about the characters and world.
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>>159221120
Wich is why it's not needed.
We already have medieval and fantasy, we dont need yet another.

What we do need however, is sci-fi TW in the form of 40k.
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>>159220997
>Handful of factions
>At least 15

Why are arguments gaainst an lotr total war always so shitty? Do you even realise that third age total war is one of the most successful mods of all time?
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>>159220375
>Dwarves form impressive interlocking shield and pikewall
>fucking elves just jump over it and charge into the melee
>Dorfs break ranks and assault behind them

FUCKING REEEE'D so god damn hard when I watched this.
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>>159221180
>40k
there are already 40k games, some very bad.
i dont think CA will do sci-fi in the foreseeable future.
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>>159221180
No.
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>>159220375

This movie is a travesty and everyone involved in it's production should be ashamed
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>>159221153

This is total nonsense, check third age total war (preferably dac submod). Literally proof that lotr works as a total war game.
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>>159221201
I'm sorry, but recolored humans, orcs, elves and dwarves dont count as "15 factions".
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so I'm currently playing this on an Asus 550xc and it runs okay with lowest settings, but if I wanted to play this on ultra what kind of PC would I need to build and how much would it cost?

pic related - in-game render portrait of my lord
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>>159220965
There was a Total War type of Star Wars with both land and open space battles. And I remember space battles were cool with letting you hide your ships in nebulas and all the good stuff.
It was turn based and you moved stacks and agents around like in TW games.
It was Empire-era, I remember Tarkin, Sheev and Vader being heroes

Anyone?
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>>159221359
I have an AMD 8350 and a Nvidia 1070. Get a solid 50ish FPS in large battles on ultra
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>>159221350
>radious tier units and factions
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>>159221180
40k total war would be impossible and shit on so many levels.

It's literally set in the entire universe for staters, and secondly with DoW3 coming out there would be little reason to bother.
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>>159221362
Do you mean Empire at War? It wasn't really Total War, but I can see what you mean.

Ground combat was shit, but space combat was really fun.
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>>159221358
>chaos dwarfs
>Warriors of chaos/Empire

Rome 2 has 4 factions going by that logic, Attila has three. No need to further my point though.
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>>159221473

I don't know what meme tier that is but the design is consistently good and there is nothing wrong with the factions either.
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>>159221362
I think our guy HeirOfCarthage played that like a year ago, what the crap.
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I remember there being a really fun Star Wars mod for Homeworld, maybe Homeworld 2.
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>>159221498
Considering how DoW 3 is turning out I'd say now is a better time than any for a good strategy alternative in 40k.

And it's not like it's impossible, 40k is a pretty flexible setting. It doesn't have to be the entire galaxy. You could easily confine it to a single sector.

As for how TW gameplay would turn out, well it would need an overhaul on many levels; but it is far from impossible. The only reason people thi lnk that way is because it hasn't been tried before.

I'd say the grand campaign would be relatively the same, but with a planetary theater system. While the real-time battles would probably be completely reworked. But I can still see it turning out okay depending on the scope they intend for it.
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>>159221789
30k is the new hotness though
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is there any site to view reviews of total war mods instead of the games themselves?
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>>159221559
>warriors of chaos playing even remotely similar to Empire
lotrfag in charge of not being retarded.

>Rome 2 has 4 factions going by that logic, Attila has three.
That is exactly the logic.
Attila has 5 factions though, but nice try anyway.
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>>159220434
>Did this game flop financially?
Most successful ever, which is good because Sega can be as unforgiving as Bioware.
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>>159221498
>tfw no 40k game with a single player campaign that uses a star map system with regions similar to Battlefleet gothic armada, and which includes space battles but where planets also have to be won on the ground in a mini-series of battles where a random objective in the first batte and the result of that battle determine the subsequent battle types and objectives.
>tfw key planets won't have their own longer larger campaigns and where planets can be upgraded with a building mechanic.
>tfw your armies travel on fleets and are limited to where they can appear based on certain limitations that are different for each race. (i.e. the map looks different for every race) with of course a bit of crossover.
>batttles will not be apocalypse scale. with small titans being present,

A man can dream. a man can dream.

I just want a good 40k map based campaign game.
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>>159221559
histfag titles only have one faction.
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>>159221516
Empire at War, that's it, thanks.

Yeah ground battles had the same reinforcement-point capturing bullshit like battlefront, made all battles a grind.

I might reinstall that shit, I'm feeling nostalgia coming on...
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>>159221828
Hell, even 30k could work. The main arguement of "40k can't work because the scale is too huge" is silly. Since the scale can be whatever the hell the devs want it to be. Like DoW I had 7 factions fighting on a single planet in Dark Crusade.

I'd totally play a Horus Heresy Total War too. Though that would be a bit harder to do since the only battles with multiple legions involved was Istvaan 3 and Terra I believe. Most conflicts usually only had 2 legions butting heads like with Prospero and Calth.
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>>159221989
er, EA

>>159221358
Arent there only a few hundred dwarfs left in LotR?
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>>159222061
>scale can be arbitrary set

shut the fuck up.
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>>159221972
yep lotr has 7 factions by the same logic, more than any other game thus far. TWW will have at least 10 unique factions depending on how you look at it.
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>>159222223

>Arent there only a few hundred dwarfs left in LotR?

No?

Where in the absolute fuck did you get that idea?
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>>159221559
>chaos dwarfs
>being reskins

Well that's one way to make it clear you don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

You do know that Chaos Dwarfs rarely fight themselves right? They make heavy use of Orcs and Daemon Engines. Not to mention the models themselves are pretty fuvking distinct from regular dwarfs to be a simple reskin.
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>>159222223
>Arent there only a few hundred dwarfs left in LotR?

Nah, they're just extremely jewish and don't like leaving their halls to mix with the goyi- other free peoples.
Their numbers start dwindling when the elves start letting them travel west in their ships. First one to do so is Gimli.
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>>159222272
reading the books. Aside from the community in the Iron Hills and the small "kingdom" under rohan that gimli founds, it seems like there are no major Dwarf cities or land holdings.
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>>159222250
What the fuck is wrong with that? It'd be fucking retarded to set the game in the entire galaxy.

Confine it to a single planet or sector like every other bloody 40k game has "arbitrarily" set.

It would be pretty silly for multiple races to be fighting over one small slice of the galaxy. But pretty much every other 40k game has contrived some reason for it. I don't see why a hypothetical Total War couldn't either.
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>follow 40K and WHFB for the last 10 years
>read books and enjoy the lore (excluding certain authors)
>WHFB ends up getting squated into AoS
>40K left untouched

You know the End Times shit really threw me off because while WHFB had poor sales, it's lore was largely solid. Yeah there were quirks here or there but thats to be expected in a TT setting. On the other hand 40K's lore is a fucking disaster, filled to the brim with retarded bullshit, awful retcons and lore that contradicts itself.
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>>159162586
we discussed this hundred of times already
>horde
>forest corruption
>default ambush stance
>hidden encampment stance
>renamed Beastpath stance
>WAAAGH mechanic called Wild Hunt
>changing seasons events
TLDR: they are going to be reskinned Beastmen. If you think it will be different you're delusional.
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>>159222273
I see you've failed to grasp the nature of the argument. The point is that just because the races are the same, ie both chaos and empire are humans, doesn't mean they are recolours. Same with dwarfs, as >>159221358 was implying.
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>>159222410

The other Dwarfs just aren't relevant to the story.

The Dwarfs that live in the Lonely Mountain, the Iron Hills and in the Caverns of Aglarond (the hold that Gimli established) are just a single clan out of the 7 Dwarf Clans that exist.
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>>159222539
Not true for a start there'd be no reason at all to make Athel Loren an impenetrable province. Did beastmen get a drakwald province? No. Skavenblight is also impermeable and therefore skaven must be a non horde faction.
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>>159222450
WHFB is full of retarded bullshit and retcons too.
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>>159222450
40k lore has been a mess die to different authors trying to do different things with the same material. Like who's bright idea was it to give the Iron Warriors fluff to one guy who wants to make them sympathetic, and another who clearly hates them?

Though it looks like recent books have been (at least trying to) iron out the inconsistencies. I'm still trying to figure out the Necron fluff now that C'tan are pokemon instead of physical gods.
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>>159222450
The crazy part is that fantasy was only poorly selling compared to 40k. it was still the 2nd most popular table top wargame. even compared to historics, flames of war, warmachine etc.

Many other companies would have killed to have fantasy's sales.

GW's brick and mortar store business model and the fact that most of the old guard that really enjoyed fantasy got replaced by 40k fans within the company eventually led to its downfall.
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>>159222415
Nice headcanon.
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Who /more excited about Bretonnia/ here?
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>>159178239
Thank you very much for this beautiful piece of poetry, friend. You make this shithole a better place.
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>>159222934
Fuck off. You're not fooling anyone.
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>>159221929
YouTube
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>>159222857
>headcanon
>when DoW, Eternal Crusade, and every other shitty 40k game in existence limits the scale

Anon, do you need help? I'm starting to think you're somewhat delusional.
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>>159220120
>the phalanx is a weapon of mass destruction
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>>159179473
>>159179879
Wasn't there a shitstorm about slave trade in Medieval 2? There's no way they are implementing that today.
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>>159222857
How is that headcanon? Can you name a single 40k game (or novel even) that has used the entire galaxy as the setting?

Like seriously, are you just an idiot?
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>>159223038
Pretty sure they retconned a race who in folklore reproduced by rape into something else.
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>>159222968
No, you fuck off you cunt. I genuinely like it.
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>>159223105
I dont believe you, theres no way some retarded copy pasta youve seen a million times actually brings you any joy, and if it does youre a fucking retard.
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>>159222450
Like they give a shit. The vast majority of current 40k fanbase are /v/ermin who got into it through DoW games. "FOR THE EMPEROR XD" meme crowd. They don't care about the fluff, they care only for how brutal the speesh muhreens look.
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>>159222576
Except in lotro they ARE recolors in the best traditions of M2.
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>>159223027
DELETE THIS
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>>159223195
>wwwwaaaaaaaah how can you enjoy something I don't
grow up and get a clue
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>>159222907
THE LADY THE LADY THE LADY THE LADY
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>>159223019
>>159223085
Fuck, I replied to the wrong post, I'm sorry Anons!

I meant to reply to the guy saying there are many dwarves left in the lotro world when none of the official books support that.
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>>159223195
Elf pasta is cute desu.
At least it has some creative merit.
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>>159223479
Pasta can't be kawaii
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>>159223402
You're the only one who seems childish here. Your language screams "butthurt teenager"

>>159223479
>creative merit

A bunch of fantasy clichés and verbose sophistry does not creative merit make.
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>>159223514
Sure it can!
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15 bings until nothing happens
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>>159223195
>>159223690
>doesn't enjoy copypasta
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>>159223402
>Snidely greentexting a strawman
>Tells others to grow up
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>>159223514
But it has kawaii elf girls attached to it.
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>>159222539
>If you think it will be different you're delusional.
Let's wait until we get more information, can't wait for one side or the other to get btfo
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>>159222907
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>>159213428
>like squirrels
Squirrels dont hibernate.
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hey /twg/ whatcha thingken bout
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>>159223821
I only like pasta that isn't shit

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>>159162952
This is something I also thought.

Not a standard settlement faction. Not a horde one. A hybrid of the two.

That, and their settlements work like a horde (as in there is one area where you can build and there you build all your structures).
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>>159222907
I've been waiting for since before TWW even came out.
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>>159222790
where's this 'downfall' you are reffering to? AoS is a successful range and GW managed to drop years of dogmatic rules and an unengaging tabletop system. Fantasy was an absurd range to maintain and the battles still remained unconvincing despite tens of models. Better to concentrate on skirmish warfare with objective elements.
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>>159224069
I'm gonna have to revoke you meme-card, that shit there doesn't fly in this context.
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>>159222907
Me.

Wood Elves are more interesting in a "how are they going to execute the faction?" way. But I'm looking more forward to playing Bretonnia.
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>>159224069
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>Today is possibly the day
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>>159224208

Now you listen here you little shit, it ain't the day unless I say it's the day.
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>>159224208
I'm sorry, my friend, but Tomb Kings arent getting announced today.
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>>159224064
I'm thinking about thos crusades
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>>159224208
every day is the day to disappoint tomb keks because their shit faction still isn't out
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>>159224194
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>>159223926
Kawaii elves a shit.

Ayy lmao elves a best.
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>>159221564
>he doesn't know about radious

It's already begun to fade into myth, /twg/
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What did Boris forget in Bretonnia?
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I bet it's nothing
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>>159224520
YEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!
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>>159224520
>tfw no Franco total war
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>>159224558
Oh it's you. Fuck off soldat.
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>>159224415
There are so many subtle references and allegories to Nietzschean philosophy in the Radious mod that so called "understanders" will never understand.
When people dismiss Radious and his works they're actually enabling him to ascend from his old self into the Übermensch of mod making, while they themselves indulge in slave morality represented by the authoritarian institutions known as "lore". Note how the lore is never represented by a single individual, only the faceless GW. The essence of slave morality (represented as "the lore" and "faction differences") is adherence to GW and rational game-design: The good is what is lore accurate, not strong and balanced units for everyone. CA does not see beyond this simple morality, but Radious does.
While decrying the mod, the "understander" will dismiss Black Orcs using bows. He does so out of misguided anger, furious that neither his faith in CA nor lore-knowledge has given him a game where he can do what he pleases with no restrictions on his choices, while the Radious mod can. At the same time, Black Orcs shooting at the sky symbolizes the death of GW (representing God) as a source of morality (lore) for the people. In understanding this one's belief is finally set free, and one can finally play a game where you have access to unlimited money and power.
>With the Radious mod, the entire worldview based on slave morality is destroyed. He's destroying old thoughts such as lore. He's destroying assymetrical faction balance. He's destroying boring money limitations. He's destroying even his own reputation among the plebs as he overcomes his old self to become the over-man. In this destruction, a new idea of strategy games rises from the wreckage - the triumph of "balance" over "lore".
But if balance and money triumphs over "lore", the only meaning of the game is then the unrestricted will to power (money), and that means only the Übermensch will prosper. There can finally be true Total War.
Bravo Radious.
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>>159224520
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>>159178239
Hark brethren, here is our man, repeating once more his special plan, to tell us all again the tale, of his love for the slothful subhuman knife ears. A jester surely this man is, to repeat such a tale as this, over and again, we are all awed, I swear to this upon my God. In my mind’s eye I near almost see, the pallid ox-like frame of thee, lit only by a single stream, leaking from your computer’s screen. And you guffaw like the village fool, as you type in your thread, so cool, and attach to it a portrait framed, and password type as it is named. Or perhaps password you need not type, as so pathetic are your stripes, that you have paid away those dues, and need a picture only choose. And what a funny portrait too, that picture of a cartoonish subhuman, who makes you erupt with laughter now, as you spill your food upon the ground. But for the mess you worry not, as your mother with your toilet pot, will surely in the morning clean, and take away your filth obscene. Your mother, who in lonely nights, cries her heart out to see the sight, of her wasted, long since grown up son, whose skin ne’er sees the light of sun, as all he does is repeat his stale and oh so clever funny tale, till count of it is off the scale, of the tale of the short bald male. These nights she pictures what could have been, her inmost hopes, her now crushed dreams, of you achieving greatness wide, not chained to your PC inside. And with you now she cannot speak, tears of sadness stain her cheeks, as when you are not beating your meat, this tale is all that you repeat, How could your mother you so mistreat? Once in her eyes a boy so sweet, with golden hair and frame petite, now a lowly, petty, elfag NEET.
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>>159224520
Ayy lmao...

Ayy lmaaaoooo...

AYY LMAO!!!1

AYY LAMAMOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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has CA ever visited our little merry band of retards in /twg/?
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>>159224826
They did, once.

They left as quickly as they came.
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>>159224826
They’re always pestering people in here to buy TWW at full price.
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>>159224520
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>>159224520
women are inferior to men.
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Post mod lists pls
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>>159224376
Sexy elves>ugly elves.
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>>159225046
>modding perfection

Just stick to the classics.
Play Warhammer.
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>>159163443
Why should they when they have tireless dead that can be used to construct/unsand stuff?

Also they do have living people in Nehekhara. City State of Numas that is.

A Tomb King rules the place, but both the living and the dead live there side-by-side.
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>>159225046
Arch Lector to Grand Theogonist - Office Rename

That's it. Vanilla is perfect.
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>>159225083

>dark eldar elves
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>>159225087
but muh battle lenght,muh magic
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>>159225149
Yes? Dark Eldar are Dark Elves in space.
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>>159225142
>not upsizing the chaos ponies
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>>159225170
Which are absolutely perfect.

Just stick to the classics.
Play Warhammer.
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>>159225227

8th edition was a mistake.
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>>159223352

The truth is opposite though, they literally have unique models and this even applies to dac which has a lot more factions. If you are using pre-3.2 as an argument you are really cherrypicking.
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>>159225046
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP TRIGGERING ME WITH THIS SYMBOL OF HATE.
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>>159224826
Yes and don't forget to buy Total War: Warhammer at full price!
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>tfw want to SURPASS NAGASH
>tfw Mannlet is pretty weak
>tfw doesn't SURPASS NAGASH

Would Blood Drinker or the Carstein Ring be too much on him? Definitely not both(they don't really work together anyway with regen caps now anway) but he needs actual self sustain, it just doesn't make any sense. He at least ought to have the ring ability for lore reasons.

He is THE Vampire but he's so weak that he has to spend most of his Winds on himself or he dies pretty quickly, even on a Dragon. Makes me not really enjoy using him
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>>159224826
Hey /twg/, it's me, Darren
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>>159225464
I did not
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>>159225083
Agreed, and what you just posted is sexier than anime trash.
>>159225227
I miss the 80's.
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>>159225083
Dark Elves are way better than High Elves because they know about slavery and partying. Unfortunately, even with such excellent options at their disposal, they still haven't learned about taking it easy.
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>>159225563

Mannlet's shtick is that he's extremely versitile on the battlefield. Dude can deal with most issues pretty good. Just dont expect him to fly in somewhere and destroy everything.
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>>159225593
Wow dude, when CA goes bankrupt, I'll snitch on you, and you'll pay the price

you entitled, inconsiderate poorfag
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>>159214865
Not to mention that their powers are also dependent on the season.

They are OP during summer, but near defenseless during winter.

Thus if Dwarfs or Chaos want to pulverize them, then they should do so during winter.
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>>159223352
Yeah fucking no. Especially if you have DOC installed. Most of the models are unique.
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>>159225593
>I did not
You're the reason why Sega needs DLC to survive!
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>>159216506
But he doesn't have one.

No Dragon Ogre has.

Why would they need if they are immortal and just need to be shot by lightning to live?
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>>159225563
If you want him to kill the maximum amount of stuff you should keep him on foot.
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>>159214865
>>159225948
But aren't they like living in a giant forest?
Sounds like they could just hide during winter and avoid combat with the enemy until spring/summer. Also who in their right mind would campaign in winter?
The season is shit with frost and no food to be found.
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>>159226092
food? I don't remember there being food in Warhammer
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>>159226078
Which LLs are best on foot?
Which LLs should I put on their mounts?
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>>159226092
There is a thing.

Factions would cut down the forest.
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>>159226160
Alehouses and taverns and fields and cattle
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>>159226205
Pretty much all of them are most killy on foot because of the attack speed. But there's obviously utility in having them more mobile on mounts, and it makes them immune to getting knocked around from charges. You just pay for that with losing raw killing power. It's a trade-off where your choice depends on what you want them to do.
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>>159226160
Anon plz
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This general is dead
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>>159226092
1. Daemons are not of this world and don't give a fuck about the cold. They'll invade through any of the numerous tears in space-time-reality that exist within Athel Loren and proceed to rape and corrupt the whole forest by the time summer arrives.
2. Beastmen, Dwarfs, WoC and greenskins don't give a fuck about no winter cold. They're used to worse. They'll burn down the whole forest by the time summer arrives.
3. Wood Elves really like their forest. They're not going to hide like pansy faggots if someone comes in and starts chopping down trees.
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>>159226507

Just wait until the new teaser hits for WElfs.
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>its past 3pm in Bongistan

Well guess no announcement this week. That kinda sucks.
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>>159226860

It's 2:43 PM in Bongistan. Dont lose hope yet my knife eared friend
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>>159226860

Yep, guess Grace wasn't lying. Next week or the end of the month.
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>>159226946
What did Gracie Wacie say?
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>>159227224
Ive seen her on reddit telling people to STFU about it
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>>159226018
>he still thinks I'm talking about the models and not copypasted factions that have 4 unit difference at most
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>>159227224

Trees take a long time to grow.
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>>159227541
How long do elves live?
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>>159227842
The amount of time it takes for a beastman to rip their clothes off and fuck them senseless.
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>>159227842
Longer than humans but they grow old and die eventually.
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>>159227842
Elves (wood elves at least) don't really 'live' they more just exist for a period of time. It's why they don't matter in any meaningful way.
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>>159228080
well thats a blatant lie
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NOT THE DAY
/TWG/ BTFO TO LOREN AND BACK
WOOD ELVES CONFIRMED FOR LATE MARCH 2017
HALLOWEEN CONTEST IS A LIE
THIS GENERAL IS DED
DED!
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>>159228391
pretty much but perhaps its refferng to how their spirits go into the forest when they die and those spirits come from a shared pool of consciousness. SO part of their life is as a physical being and most their life is spent as a spirit.
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>>159228558
>/TWG/ BTFO
No, I'm glad. The tears of elf fags are my nourishment!
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Next week is the week
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>>159228391
>>159228080
No, he's right. NEET Elves don't feel the clang and clatter of life as lesser people do. The years seem to rotate more than move forward on a line. The struggles of wageslavery and mortality, as well as the pernicious ambition to have accomplishments and be remembered, do not weigh upon the Asrai as they do the lesser races.

Wood Elves just exist. They take it easy.
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>today wasn't the day
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>>159228860
I too enjoy partaking in le wageslave neet elf anime meme
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>>159228860
stop lying
stop
you people are spreading misinformation
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Athel Loren canonically is a land that has a tenuous relation with space and time. It is much vaster than it appears on a map and yet, through the whims of the forest, it is possible to enter and find yourself leaving immediately from the other side.

Similarly, what you perceive as a mere day inside the woods can be a century outside it.

It is precisely because of this special relationship with the dimensions of time and space that 2D waifus are able to live there. They are locked in struggle against the brutal 3D wageslavery of the outside world, and the unquestionable best faction.
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>>159228654

But without the DLC you won't get any content, no new units, no new patch, no playable Bretonnia.
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>>159229298
I have enough other stuff to do atm so it doesn't matter for me personally if I have to wait a week or two or four for new content
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Who's excited to play Grombrindal tonight FOR FREE????!!!!
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>>159228654
No tears now, anon. The great scourging of September, when it was revealed that CA being late for its august release counted as the September DLC? That was a dark time. The Deep-Thinking Betrayal, when Goblins were bumped up on the release roster and stole October? That brought many to despair.

But now? Now that Wood Elves are confirmed next, every day is beautiful. The copypasta is right this time. Wood Elves Soon.
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>tfw just finished digging up a grave for my dogger
>tfw the only bright spot of this they were supposed to be Elves
>Elves never
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>>159230042
>codeanon will deliver
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TFW working 2 6 hour jobs a day and dont have time to play warhammer
pls fucking kill me, my days off this week dont even line up
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>>159230289
The wageslavery is real, folks.
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>>159230042

>free

anon...
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>>159230409
Why does he wear only half a helmet?
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The Empire only crosses the Grey Mountains when they want something from me. What is it you want?

So will Bretonnia get 2 LLs or will they throw in a third LL via the Green Knight?
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>>159229298
>No playable Bretonnia.

There's mods for that at least.

>Tfw bretonnia is my most played faction in the campaign.

Why do i find bretonnia more fun than empire. even in their unfinished state. There's just something about them. I love pegasus knights, I love massed longbowmen. since they're just cheap enough to spam, but just effective enough to edge out most other spam archers. I love the dirt cheap peasant infantry that's surprisingly decent as an anvil. I love having a triple evenvelopment of knights flanking around both sides and from the air to analy rape any unit in the ass with lances.

I can't wait to actually have lore of life and lore of beast damsels, grail pilgrims to actually make a formidable anvil, questing knights as anti-large anti-armor, cavalry. and flaming arrows, lance formations, and defensive stakes (pls CA)
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>>159230289

>2 jobs

I'm a Eurofag and I don't see how this is possible. How bad is the pay?
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I want to hold hands with a cute dark elf.
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>>159230482

REPANSE
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Why don't you play a middle east campaign, anon?
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>>159230482
morgiana and louen will def. be LL, maybe the green knight down the line
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>>159230835
I played enough beastmen in warhammer.
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>>159230482
I kind of hope the green knight just ends up being like a special hero like the ghost dads, that doesn't perma die, but rather just keeps coming back like a regular hero.

Even having a quest to unlock him would be fine. but the Green knight really isn't a lord that leads armies .

Tancred would be kinda cool though. He gets mentioned enough in lore.

Repanse is from an earlier time but would be neat. especially if she carried a flag. Would also be a third playstyle from Leouns combat, and the enchantresses magic. in being a more support roll.

that said I somehow only feel like they'll do the bare minimum for bretonnia .SInce as a bretonnia fan, its what i've come to expect.
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>>159230835
I think europe is more aesthetically pleasing as a landmass.
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>>159230835
The same reason why I don't play mods set in some uninteresting war in middle of the Balkans or some area nobody gives a shit about.
Sriously, slav modders shouldn't waste their time trying to make mods about "The Glorious War for Viktor's Pig" or whatever dumb conflict their not-countries had in the past. .
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>>159230841

>the green knight ends up being a FLC LL more OP than grombrindal
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>>159230968
>SInce as a bretonnia fan, its what i've come to expect.
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>>159230505
Maybe we'll get dismounted knights too, those were a thing for Bretonnia once.

I wouldn't want to see the lance formation having the same impact it used to in the table top though, that shit was horrifying.
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>Soon you'll be able to oppress Empire, Estalia, Tilea, Kislev, Sylvania, and Border Prince peasants by dominating the Old World as Bretonnia.

What a time to be alive.
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>>159230968
>but the Green knight really isn't a lord that leads armies .
neither is grombrindal for that matter, but they both kind of fill the same niche lore wise

>>159231067
I haven't played with him yet, is he good?
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>>159230409
>>159230530
not wageslavery, i get paid well in both of them, i could live just off one but then i wouldnt be able to buy the retarded amount of gundam plastic models and warhammer miniatures i do
I MUST FUEL MY VICES
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>>159231331
How do you find the time for painting though.
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>>159231331
You need help, anon.
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>>159230968
>Green knight really isn't a lord that leads armies .

Tabletop, no. Lore, yes. He will function just fine as a lord.

>Repanse is from an earlier time but would be neat

Well it's not like they can go anywhere else and make new OC units. Brets are only missing like 4 and then their roster is finished. It's goddamn pathetic. I for one would love to see the old arbalists back or foot knights. Just anything.

>>159231331

Then why complain if you're not doing it out of desperation?

Also what jobs are it?
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>>159231379
when my days off line up all i do is paint and play games, i just buy them for the sake of having them i havent actually played the tabletop once.
>>159231402
Oh believe me i know
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>>159231096
I doubt you'll ever see big dismounted knights units for Brettonia. You'll get more mounted Knights and probably something similar to Aspiring Champions where you get 3 sets of 12 low rank Paladins.

That's where I see it going, anyway.
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>>159231479
>i just buy them for the sake of having them i havent actually played the tabletop once.
YOUR THE PEOPLE GAMES WORKSHOP SAYS ARE THEIR PRIMARY AUDIENCE

I didn't actually think there were any actual people that did this.
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>>159231430
I work a job at a restaurant as the head cook and then go to a wharehouse haul shit which pays a bit more than the cooking job.
>>159231568
they just look pretty man, and the people who play the tabletop at my local games shop are fucking disgusting man, i swear they must not bathe at all and they can't paint worth shit
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Share some completed campaigns or something. I don't know what to even post anymore
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>>159231568
I haven't played since they killed off the specialist games. Still buying stuff to paint though.

In terms of the game Fantasy (F) and 40k are pretty rubbish really.
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>>159231096
If you go really far back you can even give them swivel guns and ballistas.

Back when I was naive and thought bretonnia would get a new book i was always hoping for some late renaissance unit types and black powder units. With the idea that your blessing would be weaker or stronger depending on how "chivalrous" your army was. mostly knights and holy units would mean a stronger blessing, but you'd lose access to the strong unchivalrous units, or vice versa. or have an inbetween where you still get a blessing but can take one of the unchivalrous types of weapons. Just to sort of work the way out of the lore limitations. (I also really liked the WFRP knights of the grail supplement and took some inspiration from that)
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>>159231637
I have to ask though. Why Games workshop models then? Why not just find the craft models? Hell, you can find a lot more interesting models from smaller makers that look epic as fuck.
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>>159231747
also foot knights
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>>159231747
>manlet shields
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>>159231747

Yeah, and Man O'War Bret ships had cannons too if I remember correctly.

I mean, old Brets are generic as fuck and I get that they wanted them to have this personality with the whole oppressed peasant shit going on, but the 'new' lore made everything so damn restrictive. What's that, crossbows? FUCK NO, that counts as advanced technology and we can't have that.

The RTS game King Arthur did a cool representation of Arthurian lore, with you having to choose between a Pagan and Christian side. The latter gave you some cool armored dudes and crusaders whereas the former gave you access to stronger magic and Sidhe.
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>>159230434
>He didn't join the steam group
Sucks to be you
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I captured K8P as Angrund, but the modifier still says I haven't. Do I need to capture the entire province, is it bugged, or can a mod fuck up an event or something?
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>>159231747
Well, the swivel guns are still a thing for the Bretonnian navy, ain't they?
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>Pistols aren't armor piercing
what the fuck
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>>159231924
Its the ones my shop has in story my country is extremely tight and taxes everything above 35 euro on arrival for 23% and fuck that desu
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>>159216025

I'd feel salty that they wasted time and resources on a non-faction.
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>>159232169
What mods?
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>>159232169

Do u have the "More Hordes" mod?
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>>159231924
Not that guy but GW do still make great models despite seeming to want to kill off all their games for some reason.

The Silver Tower set for example.
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>>159232117

He hasn't sent them out yet.

I'M COUNTING ON YOU, RED DUDE.
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>>159232169
Do you have conquer anywhere installed?
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>>159232182
>>159232104
The bretonnian navy just outright cannons on their ships.

I like to think that bretonnian admirals, even if they are Nobles are a bit more pragmatic, She's the lady of the Lake, not the Sea, so what she doesn't know won't hurt her.

IT doesn't stop the bretonnian navy from having the same sort of tactics as their land based counter parts (i..e screen themselves with cheap disposable peasant ships while rushing head long in to deliver your broadsides, preferably both sides at once, and before the other lords steal your glory)
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>>159228558
>WOOD ELVES CONFIRMED FOR LATE MARCH 2017
>new "wood elves soon" pasta every month
>mfw
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>>159231687
Kebap removed
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>>159232373
Don't worry anon, I'll have them by around 7 toronto time.
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>>159232283
>>159232332
>>159232384

Only the more hordes mod, because I wanted to encounter a beastmen army at least once. Does it cause the issue?
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>>159232539

Yeah it does, it was a major pain in the ass for me to find the problem since all my mods were not out of date

Disable it and it should work
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LEGIO![/spoiler
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>>159232504
But I don't see your faction logo in England
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>>159232531

GOD WILLS IT.
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>>159232476
It'll likely come out with Bretonia because of the wood elves relationships to those cucks.
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>>159224490
>that tilean imperium
>still haven't colonized grung zint
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>>159232357
Oh i'm not denying that. I just know you can get some fantastic models for a lot cheaper as well.

>>159232223
Does it need to be fantasy? Or do you just like the painting and display aspect?

Also, would you play if there was a decent place to play?

Only reason i ask is cause there are other games that could use help getting their models out more. Like heavy gear.
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>>159232661
oh_you.jpg
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>>159232663
Which group precisely? The TWG steamgroup? Cus that's fuckin dead.
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>>159232104
yeah that king arthur game is sort of what i was thinking of. more elite peasant units or better magic and protection.
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>>159232708
If it looks nice i will get it, i have gundam, warhammer fantasy and a few 40k things and ww 2 models.
And yeah i'd play it if people who actually bathed and smelled like something other than cigarettes and sweat came to play at the store, i usually just end up playing MtG EDH with the shop owner and the other MTG guys who dont make me wanna dry heave and retch when they're near me
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>>159232228
I woulldn't, because mods would make them playable to a certain degree and it'd add more flavor to the game world.
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>>159232708
>I just know you can get some fantastic models for a lot cheaper as well.

Maybe if you're wanting to play a game, stuff to paint on the same level or better than GW isn't any cheaper.
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>>159232926
These are the models i'm working on right now. By working on i mean i assembled them, but then had 2 months of 70 hours a week OT so they've been primed but thats it.
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>>159223332
>being this salty

DoW was released 12 years ago
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>>159232702
>tilean
Border Princes.
Thorgrim just razed all of it, because he's a piece of squig shit.
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>>159233341
Tilea has Tobaro on your map
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Alright senpai, as someone who played this for a week straight and never since, what's changed and how's the DLC
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>>159233438
Tobaro is rightful Tilean clay
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>>159223332
I'd say no actually. A great deal of them got introduced to warhammer40k were indeed brought in via those games, and other games. But you fail to realize that you can be passionate and look into things on your own. Memes are but one way the more autistic of them express their love for the franchise.

But this isn't total war. So why bring it up here?
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>>159233668
A lot.

The DLC's add a lot of fun.

New Lords, new units, new mechanics. FUN.
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>>159233915
Care to elaborate?
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>>159233668
dlcs either add factions or new lords and units for exisitng factions.

the lord and unit packs also add some reskinned units that act as elite mercenary versions of vanilla units.. the king and the warlord dlc adds subfactions that start in different positions while the grim and the grave just add leaders to the existing factions that start in the same location as others.

so far the chaos warriors and beastmen are the two new factions DLC (assuming you don't have chaos) and they're both horde factions. beastmen are a lot of fun but you'll play against them with or without dlc. they're a sneaky horde based on ambushing.

there have been some free lords added in as well without dlc, so you have that going for you as a bonus as well.
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>>159232808

A fellow anon is getting around 80 codes from a fa/tg/uy who works at a GW store, and he created a group for us faggots to join. There's 44 in the group now, but I think the creator will have to make a decision so the group isn't swarmed or something.
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>>159233962

Adds two new legendary lords that are their own separate factions with their own starting locations and they both have an objective to take a particular settlement (Karak Eight Peaks) and they suffer a penalty until they get it.
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>>159233962
More stuff on the campaign map and in battles equals more fun.

The Beastman stand alone campaign is rubbish though, so you're paying over the odds if you want to play as them, they'll in the main campaign regardless though.
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>>159234014
>They're a sneaky horde focused on ambushing

Called it, some dumb niggers back in old thread would rant about how beastmen would never get added
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>>159234040
Well fuckin. Give me some sort of invite. Somehow. Or give me the group's name and I'll pop in. Since both the OP's groups are as dead as doornails. And I've been in one of em for years.
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>>159223332
you know DoW has been around for over a decade right?
you stupid nigger
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>>159234232
At the creator's... choice. Of course. Shit it's his codes technically.
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>>159234229
I was surprised at first that they were the first real dlc faction (chaos doesn't really count).

but the more i thought about it, the more it made sense. since they could be sprinkled in all over the map to add a threat to every faction.

they can be pretty weak. but in one of my games i kept defeating them only to have them retreat away and then sneak back into my provinces to corrupt them and gain strength until i found them agian. I was impressed with how beastmen like they were acting and how much a pain in the ass they were being.
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>>159233816
This is true
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>>159232476
>>159232682

Are there any good hentai extant that are filled with depictions of elves being raped over and over, and sometimes killed. Would even accept web comic this general may be spawning a hard to fill fetish
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Why are fags here so angry at Radious? He is one of the greatest modders in history! He has tens of thousands of suscribers, he is loved! You people are cold in the heart, and so cruel! He loves you! Why dont you live him?
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>>159234803

Yawn
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>>159233962
Basically even if you don't buy any other DLCs the most recently released DLC "the King and the Warlord" is a must have for the game

The other DLCs like the Grim and the Grave flesh out the empire, call of the beastmen is considered overpriced so most only buy if they like beastmen and the blood dlc is just blood

Also even if you don't buy any new DLC they also added the free Wurrzag campaign which allows you to get something of a Savage Orc experience
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>>159234774
Elf rape is pretty common. its usually done by orcs though.
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>>159234040
I'm gonna lock the group once I get the codes, so it isn't filled immediatley.

>>159234392
Give him the link my dude, I'm shitposting at work and forgot the group id.
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>>159234774
Perhaps you could ask that in a relevant place instead of shitposting here?
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>>159234879
dont forget that they added Vlad as a lord for vampire counts as well.
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>Rapiness
>If the wood elf army successfully defeat a lot of enemies and rape their women, a pack of wood elves will spawn and follow them in hopes of even more rape
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is there a mod to make bretonian peasants look scruffier? their uniforms look to clean and they have too much armor imo, they should scruffy and more peasant looking
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>>159234774
>go to exhentai
>search for "elf"
>masturbate
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>>159234774

Go to Exhentai or something. Tons of stuff like that.
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Is the steam mod page down or is it just me
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>>159234923
You know...
>>159234392
>>159234232
Is both me. And given that I asked for it. I can't give it.
>>159234774
Oh yes, tons. I was the one who posted that picture and I have many more. But, it's a blue board. So follow >>159234960 's advice.
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>>159235019
That too

I forget what the Beastmen FLC was, some shitty wizard

The FLCs have been really good post-Beastmen especially considering Bretonnia is next
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>>159235029
men at arms actually get pretty decent armor and weapons for their price and value as troops. Remember their equipment has been sold to them by their lord and it carries his colours, they damn well keep it nice since its probably most definitely worth more than them.
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>>159235157
Ah, I was confused. I don't know the Id, but the Group name is totalWazzockGuys Gromby Gibss
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>>159235180
right, lore of beast wizard for the empire.
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>>159235029
They are professional soldiers though, not a peasant rabble.
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>>159235417

>They are professional soldiers

They're levy troops, they aren't paid.
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>>159235459
They are paid. they just also have to pay for their equipment, food, and lodging.
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>>159235459
Oh fair enough then, I thought they were meant to be like the English army in the 100 years war.
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>>159233962
OK then.

Blood for The Blood God
>Adds gore because they couldn't add it originally

Call of The Beastmen.
>Two LLs (Khazrak and Malagor)
>Horde Faction that plays like a combination of Greenskins and Chaos Warriors (minus the attrition stuff the latter has, so you can go and move in a tidal wave of hooves and your armies won't suffer from being close to each other)
>Morrslieb based system of events that grants massive bonuses and some serious penalties every fullmoon (like you get a boost to horde growth but cannot replenish for some turns)
>Mini-campaign is fun

The Grim and The Grave
>Adds Volkmar for The Empire and Helman Ghorst (previously simply a note in the Corpse Wagon description that got ascended to LL-hood due to CA) for Vampire Counts)
>Adds the Archlector (Empire) and Strigoi Ghoul King (Vampire Counts)
>Three new unit types for both factions
>The first time the Regiments of Renown appear (they look like re-skinned versions of certain units, are limited to being single, but are superior stat-wise and have additional abilities)

The King and The Warlord
>Same as G&G, but for Dorfs and Greenskins
>LLs are Belegar (Dwarfs) and Skarsnik with Gobbla (Greenskins)
>Also three new units per-faction, but this time for Dwarfs and Greenskins (in the case of the latter, it's all Goblin)
>New generic Lords (Rune Lord and Night Goblin Big Boss)
>New Regiments of Renown
>First appearance of sub-factions that do differ from the vanilla factions (Clan Angrund and Crooked Moon)

Free DLC:
>Blood Dragons that came with Blood for The Blood God
>Lore of The Wild that came with The Call of The Beastmen (also allows to recruit Amber Wizards for The Empire)
>VLAD VON CARSTEIN that came with The Grim and The Grave
>Wurrzag and the Bloody Hands sub-faction that came with The King and The Warlord
>Grombrindal The White Dwarf (though not-so free since he's a exclusive for now that you have to buy from GW or any local store, but will be made free in early 2017)
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>>159235329
I'm in. And I'm really low quality for some reason.
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>>159235597
Dosen't Call of Beastmen also give Boris a unique model?
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>>159235597
>Mini-campaign is fun
This is wrong, the minicampaign is complete shit

it only has "some" value as a Beastmen tutorial, but it's no-fun allowed, the campaign
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>>159235597
>Morrslieb based system of events that grants massive bonuses and some serious penalties every fullmoon
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>>159235774
What bugs me most about it, is it could have been a wonderful pvp campaign with literally 1 change. Make Boris playable.

Cause I do still think a 1 on 1 campaign map could be fun.
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>>159235552

They were that in the olden days, but then the lore update came it became a parody on medieval ages with repressed technology and peasants and extremely rich nobles.

Peasants basically work for free and what little money they get is taken by their Lord. You know the IRL tax, the Tenth or whatever? Where people had to give 1/10 of their income and food to the church or whatever?
Well, in Bretonnia it's 9/10 instead, so the peasants KEEP a tenth.
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>>159235148
pls respond
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What is /twg/'s opinion on Reskins of Renown?
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>>159235157
>>159235738
Remove name pls
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>>159235986
Tithe
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>>159236038
Very fun. Add quite a bit to multiplayer games.
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New History Total war when?
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>>159236056
I ment to do it last post. Sorry about that. Though I don't really think it matters. I don't even read the names of the posts anymore.
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>>159236004
>>159235148

It's been down for quite some time, yes.
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>>159235774
How is it no-fun?

Don't tell me you don't avoid patrols, use Beast Paths to your advantage, and also don't try to strengthen yourself at the very beginning by trying to level up Khazrak and get at least one herd to aid you in plundering and stuff.

>>159236038
Fun. And the ones Dwarfs and Greenskins get are even more so (Grudge Thrower that shoots Goblins and Goblin Fanatics that hit people with chained Dwarfs).
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>>159236175
Never. Next Total War will be Game of Thrones Total War and the two warhammer expansions.
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>>159236276
It's way too easy. To the point of being rote.
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>>159236175
Do you consider Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones to be historical.

>>159236038
They're actually pretty neat.
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>>159235245
>>159235417
it looks like they are all copy pasted though

Within the feudal social structure of Bretonnia, these Knights consider their lowly subjects as sub-human, as if they are nothing more then property in their hubris and arrogant eyes.[4f] Indeed, the life of a Bretonnian Peasant is a life fraught with endless injustice and cruelty by a nobility
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>>159235597
>Lore of The Wild that came with The Call of The Beastmen (also allows to recruit Amber Wizards for The Empire)

Correction: Lore of the Beasts is the FLC. Lore of the Wild is the Beastmen specific lore.
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>>159236340
Oh.

Never felt it like that. First time Boris simply steam-rolled me.

>>159236406
>Lore of the Beasts is the FLC. Lore of the Wild is the Beastmen specific lore.

Darn. Always mistake the two.
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New Bread

>>159236195
>>159236195
>>159236195
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>>159236386
I miss the perry brothers miniatures for bretonnians.

I'm glad i bought a ton of them at a gw auction.
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>>159236276
>How is it no-fun?
You basically play a Total War game universally praised for it's variety, just to have an entire minicampaign fighting the same humans
It's a slow steamroll, the AI is completely uncapable of dealing with the hidden encampment
If you think battles are too fast, you will love 10-second-long ambushes on the same map
The """"""""narrative""""""""" can be reduced to one choice when you have completed the short victory (and for what god-forsaken reason would you ever go for the long victory?)
And to top it off, it's the reason the beastmen DLC costs 18€
Worst of all, it could have actually been very good

I played it on Legendary first try and had zero problems besides the urge to quit it and play something fun
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>>159236456
It's understandable. It always seemed really counterintuitive that the names would be switched around like that. Especially since there's nothing particularly evil-sounding about Lore of the Wild.
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How do I gitgud at Empire and Napoleon? Especially Empire where I can't even hire line infantry at the start.
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>>159236851
Actually the reason the Beastmen DLC costs this much is because it took time for CA to create something that isn't simply a reskin, has it's own tech and units, as well as mechanics.

>>159236896
Yeah.

I'd say that Lore of The Beast sounds a little more evil than The Lore of The Wild.
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>>159237431
You want ring bayonets. and you want canister shot. those are your priorities.

You want to add kinks in you lines to make overlapping fields of fire to protect your guns like this /\_/\ where the slashes are line infantry (just a bit more flattened out) and where the _ is your cannons. )

You want your cannons using solid shots to take out their cavalry, and then when in range you want to switch to canister.

Artillery is great. use it.
Infantry are also great. use walls for cover unless you have ranked fire.

your cavalry is important but fragile. make sure they only either 1. deal with enemy cav, 2. sneak around to kill enemy artillery or 3. only charge infantry if the infantry is already engaged in close combat.

learn from there.
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>interested in warhammer lore
>ask here
>people recommend me the /tg/ wiki
>it's full of memes and le epic jokes xD

Why did you even recommend this shit to me.
What a load of fucking cancerous garbage.
Gonna read the actual wiki.
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>>159237431
Local concentration of firepower is everything.
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>>159238024

Good luck finding an actual wiki that isn't filled to the brim with contradictions.
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>>159238024
it's a good starting point, has the basic background resumed and is easy to navigate

Of fucking course the actual wiki is deeper, but if you have no idea what you are looking into, you may waste hours reading on shit you don't care about
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>>159236820
Oh man I remember reading about all the perry brothers models in the old white dwarfs in my school's library, good stuff
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgmrqZ9SGpY

I feel like playing a dwarf campaign, but I'd like some suggestions on mods and who to play as
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