/twg/ - Total War General

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Hashut want more slaves!

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Vampire-chan's delicious thighs!

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>>159236195
first for infantry

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HASHUT VULT!

inb4 that one butthurt anon who hates FW

POO POO

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>>159237046
Fuck yeah Chaos Dwarves

I posted in the /tg/ general, but you guys can have a shot at it too if you don't have the game yet.

20% off Total Warhammer on steam:

FBJGZ-TZML?-K!E26

? = First letter of the alphabet
! = Number after 4

Pay it forward my dudes

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>>159236896

>not being scared shitless by nature

Nigga take a look at this thing.
That thing's mouth was made via millions if not billions of trials of deaths. Evolution saw fit to create a monster mouth like this through natural selection.

How can you NOT be scared by a a lore based around wilderness and nature?

>>159237232
What the fuck is that thing?

Moray eel?

>>159237046
>>159237173

Wish chaos dorfs had more dorfs in their army. They basically only use slaves and prisoners and soldiers.

>>159237329
looks like some sort of turtle.

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

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>>159236195
LEGIO!

>>159237351
I recently went a little crazy and bought a full 2000 point army of them for Sigmar.

I did 40x infantry, drazhoath on his bull, shar'tor the executioner and some war machines. Really fun to play but I agree, I wish they would expand the line so that it wasn't just basic infantry - war machines - heroes.

The bull centaurs are very cool, but they aren't dwarves

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>>159236195
Rollan!

>>159237329
Snapping turtle maybe?

>>159237232
http://www.snopes.com/leatherback-sea-turtle-mouth/

My faith in God has been shaken.

>>159237107
PEE PEE

How do I gitgud at Empire and Napoleon? Especially Empire where I can't even hire line infantry at the start.

>>159237971
Spam generals.

>>159237971
>Especially Empire where I can't even hire line infantry at the start

play an actual civilisation?

>>159237971
see
>>159237987

>>159237406
No. She only accepted Aenarion in her life. AND ONLY HIM.

This is why she was later attracted to Tyrion due to the latter resembling her love the most.

>>159237107
>>159237734
Would the Greenskins kindly stop leaving dung piles everywhere?

>>159238137
>Would the Greenskins kindly stop leaving dung piles everywhere?

Pretty certain he's referring to beastmen.

Although orcs are indeed the ones who leave a giant pile of shit at sacked towns.

>>159236195
Threadly reminder that the following are rightful Asur clay, and therefore rightful Asrai clay so from now on please refer to them with their correct names.
Dietershafen - Athel Toralien
Marienburg - Sith Rionnasc
Altdorf - Kor Vanaeth
Talabheim - Athel Maraya
Kislev - Athel Numiel
L'Anguille - Tor Alessi
Thank you

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Daily reminder that gobbo lives don't matter

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Why do I love Skarsnik so much?
It's pretty simple when I iz finkin' 'bout it.
Skarsnik izn't just da best character in da War'ammer world, 'ee might just be da greenest character of all time.
Just imaging 'im riding fru da halls of Karak Eight-Peaks, da wind in 'is 'at, 'is mighty Gobbla below 'im.
As 'ee rides fru da World's Edge Mountains, da Stunties soil demselves at 'is very scent.
Dey knows 'ow 'ee smells, da essence of 'is smell iz in da Stunties Book of Grudges unda da name of "Skarsnik Fungusm"
Da very nature of Skarsnik iz mystery.
Could 'ee be playin' a deepa game den even Gork and Mork realizes?
Da answer iz yes, 'ee 'as transcended such boundaries as da written world, and 'as free will to do woteva 'ee seez fit.
'owever, Skarsnik iz filled wiff such cunnin', such morky craft dat 'ee does not even use deese powers.
Why, you might ask? You will neva know, for da mind of Skarsnik iz not one dat iz easily penetrated.
Skarsnik iz such a force of Mork in 'is realm dat nofink can truly touch 'im, da only fink keeping 'im bound to da page at all iz 'is will to exist wiffin da preordained boundaries of 'is world.
Skarsnik iz not only beyond da compre'enssiun of us, 'ee exists wiffin a plane of true gorkiness and morkiness.
Observe 'is playful smile, 'is gorgious and rippling Gobbla, 'is gallant nose, and most importantly, 'is eyes.
'is eyes, like pools of shinies, provide da only glimpse into da true maschinassiuns of Skarsnik. Do not stare into dem. Many good boyz 'ave gone dead in da attempt.
Skarsnik iz not just a character, a formless collectiun of words and images, 'ee 'imself iz da binding dat 'olds da Warhammer world togeva.
Wiffout Skarsnik, da entire War'ammer world, da entire Games Workshop as we knows it crumbles.
No Stunties or Ratboys would be stomped wiffout Skarsnik and Karak Eight-Peaks would become a desolate crater wiffout 'is iron fist.
Deese are just of a few of da reasons why I like Skarsnik so much.

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>>159237584
>The bull centaurs are very cool, but they aren't dwarves

Get the fuck out of here

Fucking Chaos Dwarf players. They think the old demonic gnomes from 0..000...1 edition are better then the amazing forge world edition?

Daemon Cannons are based on the foreworld stuff, so we can assume the rest of the army will be too. Not your eighties shit.

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>>159237329
Morays look like this, know the difference, it's important to know just how large a bodypart you're gonna lose.

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>>159238521

You've got to admit they're pretty badass in a way that only the 80s can.

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IF OUR LORD IS T'BECOME KING Today I discovered that I like Skaven

>>159238521
>>159238716
They only got an army in the mid 90s.

>>159238210
And one should feel sorry for those who have to clean up all this mess.

Poor Davi and Empire dudes. Undead luckily aren't bothered with cleaning up dung piles, but the Vampires would be irritated with this.

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Is the beastmen dlc even worth it, at all?
I heard you also get a shit campaign with it.

The price is insane for just a single faction, think I'm gonna wait for a sale. I mean jesus fuck, it costs half what I payed for the fucking game.

>>159238878
If you're one of the people like me who absolutely loves the beastmen, its worth it. Otherwise, no, probably not.

Maybe if you play a lot of the MP too.

>>159238878

If you want the campaign then no, it's definately not worth the price. Wait for a sale or maybe CA will split the DLC somehow inthe future although it's doubtful.

Beastmen are however an absolute blast to play since they have no restrictions like Chaos do.

>>159238878

The price is too high and the mini-campaign really isn't fun at all.

The faction itself is very fun.

But is it worth the full price?

Eeeehhhh... I mean, I don't regret buying it, but then I live alone in a shoe-box sized apartment and have basically no expenses beyond my tiny rent. So I'm not exactly conscious about spending money.

>>159238878
>>159238962
I mean I personally didn't really give a shit about the Beastmen and I ended up really loving the race.

Problem is that the price is inflated due to that shitty excuse of a mini-campaign. I say wait for a sale, because, while the race itself is fun, that mini-campaign is really not worth it. Most people only play it once, and that is to unlock Todbringer.

>>159238405
I actually like his story (that was later made into a play by a famous Empire play-writer).

Also his story explains why Gobbla is so loyal to him and why both are BBs.

Skarsnik saved Gobbla (back as a little Squig) from the cruelty of a rival Warlord he was trying to usurp. Some time later Skarsnik is captured and thrown by said warlord into a pit to be eaten by Squigs. Gobbla, now as big as people know him, at first tried to eat Skarsnik until in the final moment recognized him. The two bro it up and Gobbla is allowed by Skarsnik to eat his former tormentor.

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So, faggots.

Lorehammer
or
Steel Faith Overhaul

Which one and why.

>>159237584
>The bull centaurs are very cool, but they aren't dwarves

That's racist.

>>159239232
Radious

>>159239202
Makes me cry every time

>>159239232
I'm curious too. I use Lorehammer myself but would like to know what Steel Faith offers.

>>159239232
http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/discussion/704361604/305509857562045439/

Any news on WElves?

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>>159239324
>>159238409
YEP LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF DWARVES TO ME

So, beastmen good, campaign bad.
Got it.

I'll wait for a sale. I want them but not at this price.
If our jewish overlords even put it on sale that is.
Guessing christmas at best.

>>159239832
Yes

I want to be kidnapped by cute wood elves

>>159239832

Trees take a long time to grow.

Can someone give me a Beastmen 101 for MP? I've never tried them in MP because I stopped playing it before they released. I got tired of all the meme builds when the deathstar was all the rage, but I'm ready to give it a go again.

>>159240009
Pretty sure ninjahund plays beastmen all the time, google for his guide to MP.

>>159238265
Thanks, now I know what settlements need extra protection from shitty neet elves.

>>159240350
>Playing head to head campaigns with neet elves posters
>tfw ganging up on them with the AI because nobody likes elves.

>>159236195
I keep asking but so far nobodies given me an answer. Where are the audio files located in total war attila and total war warhammer? They're being removed from youtube so I just want to rip them myself.

>>159240113
Thanks, that looks like a useful starting point.

>>159240113
Isn't ninjahund a whiny little bitch most of the time that isn't particularly good at the game?

Who plays Atilla here?

>>159240951
He's certainly a whiny little bitch.

He's decent at the game though when he's not sulking that someone brought any army he doesn't like.

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>tfw you kill endless dwarf stacks and get to Eight peaks

Oh I am going to enjoy this.

Why are black people and jews potrayaed as the best factions in Attila? Is CA self loathing?

>>159241620
>implying CA isn't an unholy amalgamation of black people and jews

>>159241735
Its why they get along so well with games workshop.

>>159239784

SFO and LH Part 1 are extremely similar, the only difference being the units. The magic overhaul is virtually identical in both mods.

LH gives you a lot more money and makes unit counters much more important. Spearmen for example are very much needed when fighting anything large, and swordsmen are anti-infantry. Upkeep is lower and income is higher. Skills have not been changed much however.
SFO has generally vanilla income and upkeep, but elite units are much stronger and expensive, and your standard troops are nowhere near as specialised as they are in LH. Skills have changed a lot for every lord and hero.

They're both good mods, but I would say SFO is slightly better due to the revised skill trees. Unfortunately neither of them does a good job when it comes to building management. Sure, they've been reworked, but they're not as good as the Building Overhaul mod;
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=696956892

To tell the truth you can do without them just fine.

>>159238754
I wonder how many layers of inbreeding that peasant's on.

Chaos Divided has fallen from grace. It's bloated as all fuck,

>>159240604
not sure, check in local_en.pack and data.pack since they both have audio files, but titles are random numbers and they have a weird format

Is there any reason to use anything but sword infantry in Attila?

>>159242268

What do you expect when you add a trillion of units when all fulfill similar roles?

>>159241620
But it's the finnish who's portrayed as the best, they're the final boss and everything...

>>159242465
>Is there any reason to use anything but cavalry in Attila?

Fixed it for you.

>>159238754
>An odd occurrence happened when I was on my morning hunt. I came across a band of peasants. They seemed mild mannered and relatively clean, If not a bit on the hairier side. Their only real peculiarity was the pattern of their speech where they often stuttered, repeating words. However I figured that it must be a foppish Parravon quirk. I then proceeded to slaughter these peasants for the crimes of trespassing in my woods, conspiracy to poach and theft of oneself from ones lord.

>>159242693
What's so good about it?

>>159242768
Best lore

>>159242918

Cavalry is crazy powerful in Attila.

>>159242276
Alright, thanks anon I'll take a look.

>>159243006
Just useful or you can charge headlong into spear infantry and destroy them easily so you don't even need an infantry core?

>>159243246
It's the latter if you're using armored camels.

>>159242950
Thanks I just made it up. I always liked the idea of a bretonnian lord so out of touch that he thinks he's just crushing peasant rebellions when he fights skaven.

>>159243246
Horse archers can deal with infantry more than adequately

>>159243246

You'll learn which when the Mongols arrive.

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>>159242918

>>159243675
How

>>159243675

>steeds of doom

Yes.
YES.
YEEEEES.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onGWF8mz1Zw

>>159243762

Huns have a major morale debuff against christian armies, that and my general had a trait against christians

Snipe off the general and the enemy chain routs, the rest is just butchering routing units

>>159243675
That's a big loss

>>159244520
For Rome.

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G O B L I N S

>>159239886
>chaos dwarfs are different from normal dwarfs

WOW, NEXT YOU'LL TELL ME THAT NORSE DORFS ARE UNDORFY BECAUSE THEY HAVE SWORDS

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>>159238716
>80s businessman becomes president
>the 80s meme themselves back into existence

I NEED BRETONNIA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Anyone figure an english mod for 1648? My germans not strong enough for this shit

>>159239915
Even if it was a wood elf princess (male)?

>>159245358
>go to workshop
>get mod
>play bretonnia

>>159243967
Total War : Hyborian Age when?

>>159245409
There's an English translation, bruder

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>>159240350
There is nothing for you to defend because it isn't yours

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We'll always be friends, won't we, Gobbla?

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>>159245491
No, thank you

Which faction and LL is best for a first proper campaign?
I've dabbled here and there but its that time of year where I can sit down and play properly at last now the darkness has arrived and winter is coming.

Beastmen aren't applicable as I don't have that DLC.

>>159247468
Dwarf (not Angrund). I'd say not the slayer king either, but honestly you could start with him.

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>>159239832
Grace said "Trees take a long time to grow" others think its cryptic because in Athel Loren time works differently. Most think it confirms that a Forest Regrowth mechanic is happening. Something a few anons on /twg/ were sure about many months ago.

So probably not for a few weeks :(

The teaser image of wood elves was just that.
Also any more info on the competition winners? Did they reply back? Any updates?

pic related

>>159240990
I do

>>159247468
Vlad. VC. You can just take the 2 sylvanias and turtle for tech and infrastructure and could easily field 3 balanced armies or 2 elite armies from there alone. Easy money just attack nearby Dawi. Loot them and return home and repeat it again 5-6 turns later. It also raises your approval with greenskins so you could get an alliance with them.

It makes for an interesting campaign if you become friendly with the Empire and let Chaos roll over them. When Chaos is gone. Then is the time for total conquest.

Dwarfs are also easy. The trick like always is don't expand too fast.

>>159247468
Grimgor.

Orcs are easy (and fun) to play as.

When are we getting M3?

>>159247958
Fucking vampires man, every game I play Zhufbar is always turned into a haunted wasteland.

>>159247958
>attacking Dawi
>not slaughtering whatever Orcs come into your spooky forest and getting trade deals with Dawi

>>159247954
pls post you're campaign bby

>>159246039
Link? I can't find it anywhere.

>>159247468
Karl Franz. The Reikland start is pretty active even without the DLC, with potential threats pretty much everywhere.

Alternatively, if you want to ease into the game, go normal Dwarves or Vlad.

wood elves fucking when

>>159237610
Rolling too since my berengar campaign is done

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>>159249741
>berengar

>>159248293
Never

>>159249393
http://www.twcenter. net/forums/showthread.php?315422-Der-dreissigj%E4hrige-Krieg-v1-0
English instructions in description
5 minutes in google

>opening cinematic will only include first 4 factions

LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE

>>159237610
TRUE KING OF THE EIGHT PEAKS

>>159251608
why do you think this

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>>159251608
>he watchs the cinematic

>>159251961
>he watchs the cinematic after the horrible VA change

>>159251961
I like watching the trailer.
Also the same for dawn of war 3.

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>>159251608

Dont worry, CA can just take some scenes from here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKOhzfkCdbY

>>159251961
I like CA's trailers desu

>>159252150
>>159252381
the trailer is great

the cinematic is pure shit

>>159247468
what this guy says
>>159247958
just don't steamroll Empire early on because
1. You will get buttfucked by Chaos, especially because any Dawi/Southron force that will march against them will get fucked by your corruption so they won't do shit
2. Your forces will be stretched thin
3. If Dawi/Greenskins overcome each other you will likely have half the map against you.
VC campaign is easy to play but it's also very easy to fuck up early on.
Dawi (not Belegar) are easy too unless RNG decides so buttfuck you 15 turns in by letting Grimgor and his WAAAGH doomstack to march right upon your capital.

>>159252225
all I see here that isn't in TWW is the wood elves or whatever the blonde girl is

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> Tomb Kings still not announced

>>159252651
Tomb Kings post best post.

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>34 ( THIRTY FOUR) days since September 30th
> AE STILL NOT RELEASED

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>FOTE dead since April
>1212 AD campaign never
>DEI 1.2 never

Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that fantasy shit killed Total War series?

>>159253036
it hurts anon

>>159252651
>>159252923
>>159253036
That made me feel Grim

That made me feel Grave

>>159253135
Warhammer is the most popular Total War game ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7RHiyWHuV0
>CA didn't do a trailer like this but with Karl Franz

Who are the physically strongest LLs in Total Warhams?

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>Bretonnia will not have a trailer as they are FLC

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What's the most cozy faction to play as?

>>159254203
Vampire Counts.

>>159254191
maybe they'll have one, the white dwarf had one

>>159254252
Never played as vampires yet, enjoyed my bretonnia playthrough, also enjoyed my border princes one

any recommended mods for it?

>>159254203
Dwarfs
>Lots of drinkin
>Lots of gripin about the good old days
>Lots of grudge settlin
>Resting by the fire, wrapped in a bear pelt for warmth, drinking a delicious pint of Bugmans XXXXXX

>>159254046
>Ca won't do a trailer like this but with Louen Leoncoeur

>Bretonnia probably won't even get a trailer.

>>159254460
The grudges are deeply irritating though.

>>159254620
Grudge them before they grudge you

>>159254191
There is no way CA wont have a trailer to hype up Bretonnia. The whole point in adding a free race 6 months down the road is to promote the game and its dlc, so not having a trailer would be foolish.

Not to mention, Bretonnia will need a campaign introduction video anyways and they'll probably just borrow from that to make a trailer, like they did with Beastmen.

>>159254046
the KF intro was pretty good.
especially the simple shit like thudding your spear butts to cheer him as he walks forward.

>>159254203
Vampire Cunts have super comfy spooky forests where no mortals will bother you.
Dorfs have the best voice-acting in the game and pretty cozy snowy mountains.

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>>159254841
The empires trailer is really the best out of all the trailers so far.

Karl franz is GOAT and easily the best leader

>>159237610
THE NATION CALLS

>>159237610
Not Chaos pls.

>>159237610
rollerino

>>159255072
rip

>>159255072
>Not Chaos pls.

Was getting the shittiest chaos lord part of your plan?

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>>159255072
are you enjoying?

>>159255136

That's Siggy though

>>159255302
my bad, misread and thought it was him

Archaon is okay

>>159255101
>>159255136
>>159255251
Fucks sake. I don't even know why I feel compelled to abide by the roll, but I do.

>>159252923
it's going to suck anyway
>cav charges are bonked
>abysmal kill rates(as in few kills in battle,not slogfest

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Ha-ha-ha time to invade the badlands and take them from these greenegros

WHAT COULD GO WRONG

>>159237610
rowl rowl rowl

>>159255765
You can capture badlands settlements, so literally nothing

>playing co-op campaign with friend
>take K8P as skarsnik on turn 41
>sweet
>THRONI
>FUCKING
>IRONNIGGER
>BURNS TOWN EVERY TURN
>1800 GOLD GONE EVERY TURN TO REPAIRS
>OH YOU DIDNT REPAIR? -30 PUBLIC ORDER FUCK YOU
>OH YOU WANT TO ASSASSINATE HIM? -105% SUCCESS CHANCE LITERALLY -3% CHANCE TO KILL HIM


I FUCKING. HATE. AGENTS.LITERALLY REMOVE THIS FUNCTION FROM THIS GAME AND ALL FUTURE GAMES BELEGAR WAS A MISTAKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>159255765
>>159255874
Wait, what manner of memery is this?

>>159255878
mod your game, scrub

>>159255878
Find an agent castrating mod

>>159256225
>>159256278
cuckbag friend won't play if we have mods. he claims it ruins the game.

>>159256453
Did he not play vanilla dorf campaign by himself on VH?

>>159256453
He's right.

>>159255765
>Conquer anywhere

>>159254914
yeah. that is a smile worth protecting.

>>159254203
VC. Setting up a spooks-only zone where nobody bothers you and you can ride out to slap the living at your leisure is easily the most laid-back campaign possible.

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Daily reminder that settlement names don't matter.

>play empire
>skarsnik rushes me
>play VC
>skarsnik rushes me
>play dwarves
>skarsnik rushes me
>play chaos
>skarsnik rushes me

can anyone tell me what the fuck is going on and why the crooked moons focus me in absolutely every campaign?

>>159256975
Why change them then.

Dorfs have the best trailer desu.

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why are dorfs so easy to bro up to?

humans hate me, drofs just wanna be friends

>>159257050
It's a clear sign that you should play a Skarsnik campaign.

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>>159256975
I can't fucking wait for Bretonnia. Wood Elves are a nice addition but I've been waiting for Bretonnia since launch.

I hope they make Mousillon a little more unique as well, like maybe make it a playable VC sub-faction and add Mallobaude + Kemmler/Krell as LLs.

>>159257328
Probably because you've been killing the shit out of every Greenskin you see.

>>159237610
rolla since done with beastmen campaign

>>159257354
Bretonnia /Vampire Cunts rivalry dlc when?

>>159257492
oh for christs sake

>>159257484
remove greenskin

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>>159257585
>>159257354
The pentagram is for summoning THE ELECTOR COUNTS

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why would the AI attack this village

they don't normally soduku run

HAHAHHA here we GO again, another round of stale memes and shitposting.
another round of tomb kangz,meme rats, meme elves, meme goblins, meme squigs, AHHHH rome, le ebin vlad, and etcetera.

I'm fucking tired of this general, you autists are the absolute bane of this board, holy shit I would stomp every single one of you meme spouting neckbeards in a second with my bare hands.
For the love of god stop posting these memes, I'm tired, I just want to discuss Total War and not have to scroll trough a wall of memes.
Enough is enough.

>>159257843
Greenskins aren't terribly intelligent, also the AI may have misread/understood your combat strength since you are fielding mostly handgunners/riflemen.

When you use mods all bets are off basically. The game will do whatever the fuck it wants to do and you are just along for the ride.

>>159257843
That's a nice army you got there senpai

>>159257839
THE GREEN AND THE BLACK

>>159257839
I feel like there won't be this many Lord packs honestly.

CA really shot themselves in the foot with the whole "no DLC for DLC" thing.

The Beastmen/Chaos roster fucking sucks compared to a lot of the new additions the main factions are getting.

At this rate the main factions are going to end up with 5+ LLs a piece in addition to Regiments of Renown while the DLC are going to have 2-3 LLs and no RoRs.

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>>159258254
trying my best to play fots style

which is actually fun as fuck

>mfw i spend ages making an elaborate firing formation and forget my fucking general on the other side on the field

RUN FOREST RUN

>>159258434
I hope the DLC factions get FLC shit but I doubt it

>>159252042
>OH MIGHTY SIGMAH

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>>159258521

>>159258434
DLC for FLC seems like a fair deal though.
And aren't the Beastmen and Chaos rosters getting updated over time? I thought Chaos got some additions from the Wurrzag update, while Beastmemes will get something from shitty elves.

>>159257839
Empire/orcs should be Marius Leitdorf and Gorbad ironclaw

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>>159258734
VICTORY THROUGH SUPERIOR FIREPOWER

>>159258618
I'm in the same boat, anon. I really want there to be an occasional FLC lord dropped for the DLC races (not simply the main factions) or maybe some new units but as someone who has played Total War games for many years, I don't think CA will do it.

Even in Warhammer so far the only times they've release FLC have been
>for the main factions, to get people to buy the new DLC
>to shore up rosters that we're universally complained about in MP

Unless for some weird reasons the entire community coalesces together to demand a new Beastmen LL, I'm thinking this is all we are going to get.

Maybe Morghur will come with the Wood Elves Mini-Campaign and be like Boris/Sarthariel (i.e. worthless and only usable in MP), but that is the most I see happening.

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Any of you excited for expansion 1 factions?
Just had a look at some of the Dark Elf roster and i'm loving all the Greek nightmare fuel that's in there. Hoping their music tracks are gonna be similar to this video as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj_I8tXa6rM

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>>159259090
The only worthwhile race being added into expansion 1 is pic related

>medical emergency
FUCK

>>159259146
>/twg/ will be overrun by furfaggots when the first expansion hits
fug

>>159258937
Isn't Gorbad dead?

>>159259271
Yes, it's going to be overrun with high elves like you said.

>>159258746
>DLC for FLC seems like a fair deal though.
That could happen, but only Bretonnia fits that criteria so far and they aren't even in-game yet.

>I thought Chaos got some additions from the Wurrzag update
This was only because the entire MP community (all 5 of them) complained that the Chaos roster was unusable and/or completely unviable in multiplayer. It was done to placate them.

>while Beastmemes will get something from shitty elves.
This is a more of a last ditch hope by people because they saw some leaked files that implied something Beastmen-related was coming with the Wood Elf DLC but based on past precedent (i.e. all we really have to go on at this point) we will probably only get Morghur and he will be like Boris Todbringer, which means we can only use him in multiplayer.

People will flip their shit if it turns out Beastmen get a new LL and the Empire got shafted.

I'm saying all this as someone who loves the Beastmen more than any other playable faction currently in-game and would absolutely adore new LLs/additions to their roster.

I'm just being realistic. CA already got all the money they wanted to from the Call of the Beastmen even while they shafted us on things like Jabberslythes, Harpies, and Ghorgons. They have no real incentive to put any more manpower into designing more for them from the perspective of a purely pragmatic business only looking to make money.

>>159259208
Yeah that's too bad. I hope he got the codes at least and that it isn't his mum dying or some shit like that

>>159259301
Azhag is also dead. He's in the game.

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>>159259208
>>159259412
>thinking someone is going to provide /twg/ with 40+ codes.

Y'all motherfuckers are delusional as fuck.

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>>159259561
Maybe I am, yes

>>159259561
Fuck you, I believe in Red Dude!

>>159259301

He dies in the same battle Marius does. There's no conflict with characters they have present in the game currently.

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>>159259419
My bad, this is not the case. Gorbad and Grom are apparently MIA. Azhag does die around the time TWWH takes place but because the game isn't concrete other than "around the beginning of Franz' rule" they put him in.

>>159259870
What's the source? It wouldn't surprise me but my quick search didn't turn that up.

>>159259870
Nah, the one that dies in the battle Marius died is Vorgaz Ironjaw

>>159256453
Agent AI ruins the game

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>taking over all of the badlands
>don't see a single greenskin army
>what
>take like 6 cities
>find them
>dorfs immediatly want military alliance

so take the rest of greenskin land while distracted, or charge in and defend my dorf bros?

>>159259370
>he will be like Boris Todbringer
Literally everyone was bitching about Boris, you'd think CA would've learned something from that.

>People will flip their shit if it turns out Beastmen get a new LL and the Empire got shafted
To be fair, people will also flip their shit if it turns out that they have to buy a DLC for an already-overpriced DLC. As unfortunate as it is for Beastmemes, I can understand CA's policy of no dlc for dlc.

>>159259271
I'll take lizardposters over anime wood elfs posters every day

>>159255765
Looking at this I had a thought: the ancient city of Mourkain should be a ruin that human players can rebuild

>>159260973
Lizardposters and Beastposters are the chemo that will save us from animefags and elftards

>>159257050
It's a part of his master plan

>>159259370
Morghur will at least be playable in the minicampaign you retards, why are you assuming CA didn't learn that having minicampaigns with only one playable faction was a shitty idea?

Also High Elves, Daemons, Dark Elves and Lizardmen won't be DLC, they'll be expansion races. It's possible CA might also use some jewy designation to declare Skaven, Tomb Kings, Chaos Dwarfs and Ogres "not DLC".

Hell they could even declare that Beastmen and Wood Elves "aren't really DLC" because both will include minicampaigns and thus they don't count as a race pack DLC like Chaos.

>>159259561
desu I only joined the group to see if he would actually come through. There's a GW at the mall 15-20 minutes away from me, I just don't feel like wading into an ocean of Koreans and Arabs to get Grombindal from the greasy palms of some fat fuck trying to sell me Sigmarines because they're "basically the same as Bretonnians".

>>159259208
never trust in a leaf

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>>159260973
>>159261127
I have animu images of beastgirls and lizardgirls and skelegirls. Nothing you think is safe is actually safe.

Except dwarfs. No one thinks of making shortstack dwarf girls for some reason.

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>>159261868
Good thing Dorfs are best faction then.

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If I call peace, and then I get called to war within 10 turns from an ally to the same guy i called peace on, do I suffer in my dipolomacy?

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>>159261868
>Implying I'm not tricking you so every hates on nonhumans

>>159262126
>Peace treaties with Greenskins
That's a grudgin

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It is now November. An unbidden chill steals over the forest. The boughs lie heavy with frost, condemned to an early winter. Gaurach-Dúin in the tongue of the Asrai, it is a time of stillness and a time of dread. The fey spirits to whom the protection and provision of the Asrai is entrusted are consigned to an unshakable somnolence, unable to fulfill their sacred trust. The Wood Elves, deprived of their sturdiest companions, are forced to toil for themselves. It is the final horror. Some kinbands retreat deep into the roots of the wood, unable to countenance debasing labor and the necessity of work. In the halls beneath the Oak of Ages, The Sisters of Twilight nestle close to one another. Many are the Asrai who join their Dryad sisters in pursuit of warmth and the long sleep that stretches across seasons.

But the forest has need of its guardians, and will not abide dereliction of duty. Naieth preaches dire auguries in the early coming of the Season of Stillness. To those who have known Gorposting, Goblins and embarrassing rats, a still greater terror lurks. A great sorcery wrought in rain-cursed Albion will thrust the Asrai to the fore of the outside world's unsightly struggles and toil; The strange world of wageslavery can be ignored no longer.

Wood Elves Soon.

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>>159261143
He's tricksy

>>159262360
>Belegar's campaign will get even more fun in a month
HYPE

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>>159262360
>(Dismounted)
If you know what I mean

>>159260649
save dwarf bros

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>>159261868
And? It'll just be you vs the army of poopoo peepees, pepes for frogs, and boneposting for kangz.

It's not about being safe. It's about having better memes than you.

>>159242465
sword infantry cuts through low armor targets with ease, but things like axes are better if you're going up against heavily armored foes

>>159263182
I recognize that hexagon.

Nice saturnal storm there.

>>159258434
>CA really shot themselves in the foot with the whole "no DLC for DLC" thing.

That's only if you consider the expansions DLC, which they aren't and wont be. CA has thrown a wrench in the works with the addition of the new sub-factions. But bear with me for this:

Base Game: 4 Races (Empire, Dwarfs, Orcs, Vampires)
Added DLC: 5 Races (Beastmen, Wood Elves, Bretonnia, Tomb Kings, Skaven)
Expansion 1: 3 Races (High Elves, Wood Elves, Lizardmen)
Added DLC: 2 Races (Chaos Dwarfs, Ogres)
Expansion 2: 4 Races (Nurgle, Tzeench, Slaneesh, Khorne)

18 races in total, 7 of which will be DLC, leaving 11 non-DLC races all with shit tons to be added onto later through DLC.

Beastmen, Bretonnia, Chaos Dwarfs and Ogres are pretty threadbare compared to the big uns. Leaving little to be added later. And depending on what happens with the Wood Elves, CA might not even need to add anything to their rosters later.

So my point is, adding some units, or RoR or some FLC LLs to existing factions really wont hurt their bottom line. In fact it's probably already built into their model.

>>159263629
Skaven being DLC feels like a mistake on CA's part.

The reddit rats are one of the most popular factions. If anyone would buy DLC, it's the meme rat players.

>>159263629
>High Elves, Wood Elves, Lizardmen
you mean dark elves?

>AI army composition mod was updated by being remade by someone else

By Sigmar, yes!

>>159264196
link me

I need this

>>159264231
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=789300954

>>159263182
I have over 3500 pepes so I've got you outnumbered there as well

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>>159264338
Thank you very much

>>159264501
jokes on you, every pepe picture just strengthens the lizardmen posting.

This shit any good?

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=743163432

>>159264501
united we stand!

>>159264691
yes, pretty good, and helps balance the fact that the enemy army always has a lord

TAKE
BACK
EVERY
GRUDGE

>>159265287
THEY'VE WRONGED US

What dwarf arty is good and what artillery is memes?

>>159262397
Those mutinous Gits are such a massive placeholder for Queek's Skaven faction it's hilarious.

>>159265434
>What dwarf arty is good
Grudge Throwers, Gob Lobbers, Bolt Throwers, Cannons, Organ Guns.

>memes
I've no idea how to use Fire Cannons properly, but that doesn't mean it's a meme.

>>159265564
that would explain why they pour out so many stacks and only occupy other settlements if they do so after attacking the player there
>>159265707
Flame cannons are good for firing into big blobs of infantry up against your defenses
They can shoot in an arc now (as can irondrakes) and I think they also inflict leadership penalties due to fire

>>159265564
huh. That would make some sense.

>>159265838
>They can shoot in an arc now (as can irondrakes)
Is this a jest? We're gonna have a grudging if so.
Holy shit, I need to check that out as soon as possible.

>>159237971
QUICK LIME
U
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C
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L
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M
E

>>159266183
It's been like that for a little while, considerably more useful
the Skolder guard regiment of renown needs line of sight though since their weapon works differently
I think trollhammers should also need LoS

After taking Eight peaks Skarsniks campaign feels pretty pointless. Kind of a shame that the starting positions force you to wipe out Angrund in the first 20 turns, would have been nice to face invading stacks. Hopefully Queek might make the campaign more dynamic.

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I just tried DEI, the battles are so great, my pikes actually hold out for a long time vs shit tier medium barbarians so I can wheel my cavalry around and pretend to be Alexander

>pic very much related

How are your historical TW campaigns going, generals?

>>159266602
>Kind of a shame that the starting positions force you to wipe out Angrund in the first 20 turns
Same goes for having to wipe out Skarsnik very early on as Belegar, especially if Thorgrim won the Badlands. Doesn't help that K8P unique buildings make it unassailable, even though no one would bother attacking it after you retake it.
Still miles ahead of the regular Dawi campaign though.

>>159266542
I haven't been paying enough attention to patch notes then. Nice to see CA actively changing how units work.

>>159266776
i'm about to start up a charlemagne campaign with the dark age mod

pretty pumped

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>when the first volley wipes out a whole unit

I love focus firing

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>>159266776
I'm running out of steam, honestly. I spend most of my time going through all of my settlements seeing what I need to build next.

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>>159267516
made a bit of a mess

Why aren't Knights Panther in the bloody game? Instead of badass Chaos haters, we got some faeries that worship a foreign god! It aint fair!

>>159267787
because creative workshop hates fun

>>159267787
just get the mod :^)

Who is the sexiest in all the lands?

>>159267983
me

>>159267983
BELEGAR IRONHAMMER

>>159267983
SKARSNIK, WARLORD UV EIGHT PEAKS

>>159267356
What's the dark age mod?

>>159267576
Ah that sucks, I reach that time in my campaigns too, but by then I have a ton of armies so I'm usually embroiled in a massive war at the same time. Are you not?

As an aside, I've only played around 10 hours of Attila because the combat is so fast. Units not only move fast, but the combat is over quickly as my units die very fast as well. Although it might be because I keep on starting as Saxons. Are there any good battle mods that make it more alike to Medieval 2 in terms of battle speed? Because right now it just feels like battles last minutes.

Also is there a hellenic type faction in the game? With a good defensive unit to hold off the enemy + good cavalry to do hammer and anvil?

>>159267983
Karl "This does not have my consent" Franz

>>159268156
>Are you not?
Nah, no one can manage to build a full stack or is my friend :(

>>159267719
Is this the medieval mod for Attila?

>>159268156
>What's the dark age mod?

It fills out the rosters a bit more and is a nice reskin. Vanilla was a bit bland.

>>159267983
You!

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>>159268264
yup

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lets see some carpets

>>159267941
There are no good Warhammer mods...

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>Boris still has a defensive pact with Nordland
>Boris and Nordland wipe out what was left of Marienburg and take The Wasteland
>Boris takes out Talebecland
>Boris takes out Stirland
>Boris takes out Hochland
>The Tsarina starts acting up
>Boris takes Kislev
Have you ever seen such a thing?

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>>159268612
>when you're faced by a carthiginian stack in syracuse

>>159268857
because the game is shit

>>159267983

Vladimir Putin, glorious Leader and God-Emperor of Mother Russian, may Stalin bless him and all Slavic nations

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>>159268612

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>>159267576
shit looks like i got my wish

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>>159268612

>>159268167
gotta spice up your meme game
>Karl "Without my consent? Commence the dissent" Franz

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>>159268612
River battles make for the best carpets.

KHAZUKAN KHAZAKIT HA

Havent played since a week after launch, did they ever make gyrocopters not awful?

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>>159269923
so does boiling oil

>>159237610
Rooilan

>>159270271
They require a bit of micromanagement, but, if you can handle that, they're pretty good.

>>159270179
I'M GUILD-APPROVED!

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>>159268612
Here is an old one.

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>>159268894
He's even double teaming what's rest with the Varg

>>159268857
>>159267787
Siscu's mod is pretty good actually.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=717185376

>>159270448

Did they also ever fix how magic horribly scales at ultra?

>tfw no modded call of the beastmen campaign map that focuses on empire vs empire conflicts
>Still some roaming bands of beastmen and orcs that could cause a problem when all your soldiers are on the frontline fighting another imperial province.

I guess it's not possible yet. Seems like we have to wait a long time until advanced mods again.

>>159268924
History faggot
>>159270665
That actually looks really good! Thanks alot!

>>159270924
But Sigmar Heldenhammer does.

>>159270762
Nope. You got mods for that though I guess.

>>159270891
Siscu is pretty based. He actually puts some effort into new empire units. I hope he wins the award thingie.

>>159270924
Be quiet. Baptistanon might hear you.

>>159271059

>nope

christ, how are they so incompetent

Whats a good magic revamp? I used to use Molay's but I assume something better has come along by now

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>>159271068
Fuck, I'd forgotten about him.

>>159271068
I'm new who is that?

>>159271194
I haven't actually tried any(except for total overhauls). Seems Molay's is discontinued.

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>>159272147
What are the good overhauls then?


>tfw anons actually thought we'd get Bretonnians near release

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>>159268612

>>159272274
sauce

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>>159268612
This always made me giggle too. I had a unit of militia behind and the AI couldn't resist.

>>159272274
I just started to play the Steel Faith one. Seems ok so far.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=704361604


A comparison between the two big overhaul mods kinda

http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/discussion/704361604/305509857562045439/

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>>159272317
No fuck off

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>>159272798
Now we're talking

>>159272274
Bretonnians should have been released, the Fay Enchantress and the last couple Bretonnian units could have been the FLC instead.

They held them back I can only assume because "WOWEE A FREE FACTION" is a lot better tag line to sell more DLC that complements it (wood elves and beastmen) than "wowee a chick leader and some units"

>>159272984
We also need

GREEN KNIGHT
R
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K
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Jesus Christ, is anyone else sick of fucking war hammer? I want a new historical total war

Youre all a bunch of fucking nerds

>>159273158
No. Fuck of.

>>159273158
Nope

>>159273158

They are already developing a historical title, Attila came out in 2015 what do you want annual release like cod?

Who's weak to fire besides trolls?

>>159273672
Regenerating units in general, I believe. Which Trolls fall under.

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>>159273672
Wolves

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They're playing the soggy biscuit game

>>159273475

Yeah that would be cool if it would get me medival 3

>>159273212
>>159273316

No, fuck you. War hammer is retarded

>>159273061
Like I said "free liege lord" doesn't sound as great as "free faction", so that's why they held back a faction that was 80% complete from release

>>159273158
Yeah a bit. I'd at least like to know when the new game is set. Warhams got really old really fast for me.

>>159274173
Warhammer. Its Warhammer idjut.

>>159274471

My phone auto corrects to war hammer and I literally could not care less

>>159273909
A Chaos Giant m'lord! Beware his poisonous breath!