/srg/ - Speedrunning General

The Dog Tamer Astigmatism

This general has been pure AIDS to the speedrunning community. Do you ACTUALLY think there's any value in anything posted here? Everyone good has left, and now every thread is the same 10 shitposts on repeat.

Dude, In all honestly, complete disclosure, I am fucking done with /srg/. Do you know what its problem is? It lives 6 years in the past, holding on to some pipe dream of a return to purity. Yeah trannies and cultural marxists are vile and invading speedrunning, but super right wing fat basement dwelling stream monsters are pure cancer plain and simple. And what have you done about it? Ironic shitposting, tranny posting, monkeys? Making yet another anonymous post about how uyama & co are making bank by exploiting idiots who watch speedruns? Posting people's tweets, people who are ACTUALLY involved with the community and doing great things, instead of having the stones to take something up with them using your identity? or shit, even just using your stupid weeb speedrunning handle would expose you too much apparently. Wow, great job, it's almost like you aren't just projecting your own insecurities and are jealous of runners who are faster than you or make more money than you, maybe both. All of the "memes" that come from /srg/ are literally the most cancerous memes ever. Literally everyone in your real life likes you less for being such an overbearing sexist scared little faggot bitch. I fucking hate this place so much.

>inb4 some dumbfuck bandwagon monkey poster comes in here trying to defend his overweight lifestyle.

Lose some weight before you reply to me. Seriously, do a few pushups before you reply.

Any reason to speedrun point and click adventures?

>tfw no autism, no mental illnesses, so no WRs

>>159160863
AndrewG fuck off.

>drumpf

>>159160543
>POTUS

top fucking kek

delusional /pol/ fags OUT

>>159160863
stop fat shaming

>>159160863
>drumpf

>>159160863
Reminder bertin was right

>>159161746
>drumpf

>>159160863
why now?

bertin is a stupid nigger with stupid nigger mental illnesses, fuck hurtin

>>159168392
you're late

>>159168428
late to being early!

>>159168392
>de birdposter

>>159161415
remember when squid went full damage control and privated his twitter?

jeremy marks from bournemouth LOL

you can't speedrun blindfolded

how did we reach this point

how as a community did we let this happen

we are all to blame. we all could have did something to prevent this.

the signs, they were all there, and we did NOTHING.

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING!!!!!!

who is we

>>159168846
remember when you got openly baited

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rio5tv3Kpy

bertin? more like hurtin after uyama laid the smackdown on his ass

>>159160863
monkey poster on absolute suicide watch after seeing this

his name is squid poster

I am a proud srg poster

https://twitter.com/trihexx/status/793950796433850372

>>159171579
>he still has the normie thing backwards

impressive

>>159171545
proud srg poster = pathetic, incorrect, irrelevant stream monster

>>159171718
dam rite

>when a pathetic srg stream monster posts about a successful speedrunner thinking they would even feel anything from it, let alone see it in the first place

lmao

Planning on starting glitches mirrors edge catalyst soon. Any thoughts on the game?

>successful
>speedrunner
every time !

>>159172176
you're using "let alone" backwards. the more impactful clause (the situation that is even less likely) should come after this phrase, not before it. your post should read:

>when a pathetic srg stream monster posts about a successful speedrunner thinking they would see it in the first place, let alone feel anything from it

the more you know, eurobro.

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>>159171718
Stream monsters WW@?

Let's talk about degenerate fags
Trihex and Dugongue are two good examples

Kappa / hey guys

>>159172903
grindxmonkey is the biggest example
>cultural marxist
>grinds 16 hours a day minimum
>only plays shitty meme games nobody gives a fuck about
>bird laughs and banshee screeches, basically only capable of non-human noises
>NEET chav
>obsessed with shemales and minecraft
he's absolutely pathetic

>>159173189
Ever one of these epic pathetic stream monster bullet points are untrue. As expected from /srg/s saltiest.

based squid

>>159173919
>STOP EXPOSING ME OOH OOH AH AH!

Hell yea boi speedruns

>>159173989
>de screaming freak

anyone here watch speed runs?

>>159174928
>de screaming, salty, obsessed stream monster c u c k with no lick of truth to any of his posts

based squid

beanie stream

>>159177270
but i wanna play civ

>>159177409
wtf you said you'd stream

>>159177432
i said "probably tonight"

it's only 5pm duke hasn't even left for class yet

>>159177549
fuck off

imagine duke walking to class with his thick rimmed glasses and karl marx book tucked in his fanny pack

>>159177549
blogging whale strikes again

(((toufool)))

>have to sit in the very back row of class because i was posting on srg again and didnt show up on time
>still a guy next to me that can see my screen
>asks me why i like monkeys so much

help what do i tell him hes going to find out that i like speedruns

This month, my life will come back to me.

>>159183060
>>159177549
so u r saying that duke is the monkey poster huh

>>159184320
we need to advance the srg narrative, its becoming very stale.

>>159184458
just let it die

so this is how it ends....

where the FUCK is the beanie stream

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>there's no hope for you my nigga

~~~~son~~~~~

>>159188552
how old is this non-speedrunner?

who the fuck is speedrunmning ARTIGHT NOW

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>>159187140
im too comfy rn sorry

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>>159190176

>>159190136
speedrun.tv/liquidxsquid

>>159190247
who

>>159190246
does headcrab get offended whenever squid says "boys"?

>>159190826
it is natural for trannies to do that

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>speedrunning

>>159191941
where have you been anime!!

u guys are PISSING me off

who the FUCK is stREAMING

*takes a look at the game m1 is streaming*

mhmm. yep. fucking typical. ugh.

>tfw bene betrays you

>>159192031
dead

they can't keep anime down though!

>>159192349
i know she said she was my friend but never send me any armpit pics

>>159192349
just watch pykn and do your homework

>de loli keyboard

The TRUE Road to 250 Subs

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>>159192908

>>159192840
>~<

>>159194582
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>159194582
yeah fucking kill yourself bud

>86 posts before a monkey post

new record

>>159194834
monkeyposting has been on a decline since ion came back and started 16 hour grinding shifts to dethrone squid as the top grind monkey

>>159195137
>monkeyposting has been on a decline

you lost me here

ion doesn't post monkeys, it's all doracrab

>>159195137
are you living in a bizaro world? ion doesnt even speedrun

>>159195414
you're right, grind monkeying isn't speedrunning

what's the latest news in the world of chibi or cosmo?

>>159195724
get help

>>159195774
narcissa has been a girl for 1 year and 1 day

what have YOU accomplished in that time?

>>159195863
i licked beanie's armpits

>>159196113
was there hair?

>>159196215
a little stubble. just enough to give the pits some character

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headcrab stop talking to yourself

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look at me I post it again
poopoo peepee
:3c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFOChoA9FMw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLiFJUokD3E

>>159197881
how much do I need to spend for bullets/head

>>>/2/016
>>>/n/ot-exclusively-running-SA2B-Route-280-ILs
heh...........have fun being on the wrong side of speedrunning history.....................kid....

>>159199647
>horrendous 3d sonic shit from a dead sega console ported to a slightly less dead nintendo console

LMFAO

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Are all Trump supporters this retarded or just Cronikeys?

THE CUBS WIN THE PENDANT!

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>>159200000
Fucking nice get, dude

>>159197881
never have i seen someone so oblivious to how shitty they are while claiming to be completely self-aware

not even trihex or witwix is this bad

What's the longest game you'd be willing to speedrun? Thinking about picking up Chibi Robo but not sure about the 2.5 hour length (for WR, that is)

>you do NOT know who you're talking to

https://oddshot.tv/shot/Uzqq2Bc2q2BNRIO7xOC76cFC

>>159202623
0h0m0s

>>159202623
10 hours

>>159202623
2 hours is really pushing it because that means I need 4 pee breaks

>>159202993
just play dead rising rofl

i hate beanie shes such a liar :(

>>159202673
Thought this was a Cosmog quote at first and was confused by the oddshot link. LOL.

>>159161976
a disgusting tranny said he's totally winning the election
how could a man who actually believes that he's a woman be delusional about anything?

first of all, i never said I liked trannies, or i was a tranny-enabler.

all i was saying was that they need medical treatment for their mental illnesses

feeling pretty horny right now desu.

where's kazooiegirl poster or kungfufruitcup poster when you need them?

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>Thought about mass downloading all of Cosmo's vids whenever he announced his transition because I expected him to delete everything
>Never got around to it
>Learn just now that he deleted every single video on his original account
o well

imagine being balls deep in beanie

>>159208496
always go with ur gut

>>159202673
Gonna have to back her up on this one.

The God Gamer Stigma

just a heads up, I'm going on vacation in 3 days, will be gone for over a week.

quality of posts will go down substantially I imagine during my departure.

>>159160863
/srg/ BTFO

>>159171579
>When's commentary so normie (frog emoji)'s learn how insane sub 2:30 is?!
What is he trying to say here? Does he think he isnt a normie or is he just acting like that for his audience

I love speedrunning.

>>159222737
Same.

>>159216635
Trihex is so normie that he doesn't understand Pepe (frog emoji) is a symbol of the abnormal, and instead thinks it's the opposite.
Remember his "normies unite" stream title?

Say it together with me /srg/
PRESIDENT TRUMP!

>>159226030
I remember him discussing the merits of furry """""""""""""art""""""""""""" in #vg a few years ago

>ion goes back to grinding
>monkeyposting practically stops

lol? what a strange coincidence!!

>>159226395
this post reeks of fear

The Fear

>>159226395
but ion isnt grinding, he already has this agdq run in despite being 3rd place so he doesnt need to practice. hes a free lock

>>159226770
>>159227003
imagine thinking you are intimidating on an anime board for children

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>>159227372
dont tell me how to have a demeanor

>>159228627
I hope this image is photoshopped

El Miedo

>>159228890
Ion on the right

>>159228743
u wish cisbitch

i've been gone for a few days, any hot new speed drama?

>>159229058
and ion's brain is on the left?

A general that's actually good died so that you could all shitpost about nothing

I hope you're proud

>>159229552
Is that bitch that pushed Cosmo to the tranny way of life?

>>159229549
The left is Squid, silly

>>159229673
what general would that be?

Stronghold military campaign run live + commentary

www twitch tv/useless_scrub

Im strarting a run of this right now. I'll beat the WR by about 30 min!

Estimated run time: 2h 40m

Come watch :)

>>159230635
I'm there

Finally some content

>>159230007
reminder that ion is minutes behind squid and you have bought into his crusade

>>159231736
*bird laughs*

>>159231785
>do i fit in yet guys?
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9OSwk_ia0g

wr run behind a paywall
twitter.com/Pixql/status/
794003588670337024/photo/1

his chat is currently sucking his dick
"Cacheoverride: who cares anyway, jebus, kids need something better to do"
"kiru_im_ufo: I'd hide runs as well, with people like that Kappa."
www.twitch
.tv/neviutz

>>159234609
>see the replies
>serg memelords who never speedrun butt in for no reason other than being epic
every time

>>159234609
>waah, waah why can't i copy other people's routes to grind for world record
shut up. you've been exposed, grind monkey.

>>159233585
You know who I like? CarlSagan. He is still an amazing player, does not speedrun like he used to, but still, puts out weekly content. He plays Mario Maker, is very good on it, is an amazingly fun person to watch AND lives on with his life as a scientist. Why couldn't Cosmo or Narcissa now just go on like Carl?

>>159236014
word! he's absolutely brilliant
*posts le science black man reaction macro from reddit*

>>159235930
ok, cool. ive never actually played the game before, but i thought id share something interesting going on. but i mean, your post is cool too. keep it up anon :)

>>159236161
anyone who copy and pastes science from reddit is still infinitely more intelligent than your average drumpf supporter

>>159236484
You mean grind monkey poster

>>159236834
i dont believe i stuttered drumpfkin

>>159236014
yeah I respect that dude a lot. Sadly, not every old speedrunner thinks like him

Carl "White Knight From The Weeb Fright" Sagan
Carl "No Whore Shall Suffer Word Gore" Sagan
Carl "Fedora Over My Menorah" Sagan
Carl "BBC Ecstasy" Sagan
Carl "Bull With My Wife in the Wool" Sagan
Carl "Lucky Cucky" Sagan
Carl "Nice Guys Finish Last" Sagan
Carl "Take My WR, Take My Wife" Sagan
Carl "I'll Beat Puncay Someday" Sagan
Carl "Trihex Brings Home My Bacon" Sagan
Carl "Matriarchy Malarkey" Sagan
Carl "Feminist Specialist" Sagan
Carl "Immaculate Emasculate" Sagan
Carl "Yessuh Massa Trihex" Sagan
Carl "White Guilt Built" Sagan
Carl "Anita es Bonita" Sagan
Carl "Quinn Will Win" Sagan
Carl "Gate Is Hate" Sagan
Carl "Her Name Is Caitlyn" Sagan
Carl "Hilary Shillary" Sagan
Carl "Six Million" Sagan
Carl "Hard On For Trayvon" Sagan
Carl "Crown For Mike Brown" Sagan
Carl "Trigger Warning" Sagan
Carl "Mighty Number 9 Backer" Sagan
Carl "Freddie Gray Shall Have His Day" Sagan
Carl "Gender Fluid Druid" Sagan
Carl "Bonafide White Genocide" Sagan
Carl "Don't Slut Shame, It's Lame" Sagan
Carl "Friendzoned & Alone" Sagan
Carl "Shucks, I'm a Cuck" Sagan
Carl "Privilege Checked" Sagan
Carl "Social Justice Speedrunner" Sagan
Carl "BBC For You & Me" Sagan
Carl "Bible In The Fiction Section" Sagan
Carl "Chill Out & Sell Out" Sagan
Carl "No Bitches, Just Glitches" Sagan
Carl "Behavin' For The Maiden" Sagan
Carl "Watch Bella, It's Good, Fella" Sagan
Carl "Privilege Checks & No Sex" Sagan
Carl "I'm a Fuckboi, Oh Joy!" Sagan
Carl "I Love Fakku & Kotaku" Sagan
Carl "Cuck for a Buck" Sagan
Carl "Joss is the Boss" Sagan
Carl "Safe Space @ My Place" Sagan
Carl "Blanda Up, That's What's Up" Sagan
Carl "Sweden, My Garden of Eden" Sagan
Carl "White Males Should Be in Jails" Sagan
Carl "Release the Obese" Sagan
Carl "Memes are Schemes" Sagan
Carl "Lena & Her Pebbles Aren't Devils" Sagan
Carl "The Red Nose Knows" Sagan
Carl "New Funkdoc on the Block" Sagan
Carl "I Like Tranny Fannies and I Cannot Lie" Sagan
Carl "Misgender and I'll Put You in a Blender" Sagan

>>159237797
Best post

white people. do something....

like die out completely

>>159237797
can't wait for randal to delete this post again for no reason

>>159238764
you wish white boy. we gonna put you in labor camps until you've made reparations for all the suffering n shit yall brought. we won't let you die before that.

>>159239161
he doesn't have the power to delete anything, he can only point a janny to something he wants deleted

>>159239412
ikr? fucking millenial alt-right dweebs can't even get their pop culture references right.

>>159239323
i-i hope nobody uses me as a human fleshlight :3c

Big Jon is live.

Reminder to go into his channel and ask him about tips to growing your grommor page.

>>159239161
randals are the lowest form of life, even below jannies

>>159239640
you're too fat for that

>>159239693
t. rule breaking monkey poster upset that he's not allowed to shit threads up unpunished
surprised you didn't say grind monkeys are the lowest forms of life 2bh

Where the heck are all the cuties at? :c

>>159239831
based low test bro

>>159240106
He said human fleshlight. In which case, you'd need to be able to pick him up with one hand and fuck him. And in that case, lolis or shotas would be best as human fleshlights.

i want to be a human breibart comments section like trannykeys.

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>>159239891
Imagine being such a tumblrina that you get so triggered by posts in the speedrunning general you need to run and cry to an authority to remove the content you don't like to create a safe space for your feely feels.

remember to go vote!

just vote for the most white sounding name in your local polictics!

>>159241860
>go vote
>wanting to be on the grid so the government can track you
Fuck off

>>159242119
>he posts, from his windows machine, on an american website with google analytics enabled

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>tfw stream monster / meme tourist
>would never even consider speed running anything ever

>tfw successful speedrunner
>it all started thanks to golden's super metroid speedrun guide

>>159241359
t. rule breaking monkey poster who wants to go unpunished for constantly shitting up the thread with his cancerous posts

>>159202782
HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA

Why did TMR move to Poland? Did his mom die?

>>159255112
pic?

>>159255112
Eat some fiber

grind monkey: fniure (deceased)
truly skilled: ennopp
game: majora's mask

>>159253308
>>159253972
>>159254213
faggot talking to yourself, its time to end it and fuck off out the thread forever

I missed your stupid halloween marathon because you guys didn't bother to advertise it anywhere
good job

>>159261508
dude why aren't you following me on twitter? i tweet blasted it like 7 times!

>>159252026
he's not a real mexican. he's name is piotr ffs!

new meme: call tmr "The" because he is not mexican nor a runner

hi fellow white nationalists!

today i've had sex with a nigger-woman! ^^
i came deep inside her and scored a victory for white america everywhere! :)

#Trump2016 XD

hi fellow feminists!

today i've had sex with a able-bodied trans-woman! ^^
i came deep inside her and scored a victory for feminist america everywhere! :)

#ImWithXer XD

hi fellow speedrunners!

today i've had sex with a stream monster! ^^
i came deep inside her and scored a victory for speed america everywhere! :)

#AGDQ2016 XD

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check this shit out im posting speedfreckles,

anyone else thinks headcrab should shut the fuck up and that cunnies should be allowed on /srg/? please don't ban me i was just asking a question

>>159266803
?

^ What a dumb ass post

(no, not YOU, the one ABOVE you)

>>159267326
but i made the last 6 posts though... which one is dumb ass ?

>>159266803
headcrab is based. if you can't handle him, you should go back to facebook.

yasss, i finally got a daily world record!now i hope no one else runs my speedgame today!

>the """world record""" times for Majora's Mask and Symphony of the Night don't have video evidence

Why is this allowed?

>>159267756
respect for the dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaLw4NcRBpk

cold ass n*gga..

>>159267832
I literally hate this fucking cringy cunt so much

>>159267603
running it rn

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>watching trihex
>playing yoshi's island
>WR BY ME
>no mention that he's actually playing a fucking romhack anywhere on his stream

Also, why is he beating the shit out of the controller during loading screens? Does pressing left/right rapidly actually do something?

>>159268125
>Also, why is he beating the shit out of the controller during loading screens? Does pressing left/right rapidly actually do something?
it's to keep his hands warm son. easier to do some swag if you keep the pace even during loading screens son.,

>>159267756
not just the video, mm's leaderboard time was also deleted. be ready for fniure's epic return in a couple of months when he finally gets over it.

This run sucks.

The Star Rotation Stigma

hey um
wheres the beanie stream?

>>159274828
kill yourself headcrab you faggot

>>159275231
?

>>159275330

>>159275231

>>159275397
que?

>>159275478
*shakes maracas*

>>159226030
Pepe is normie as fuck now.

Ya mum!

I'm normie as fuck now.

benes one cold ass nigga.....

>>159277938
why are you namedropping someone who has never, ever been relevant

>>159277118
puncay...

>>159278092
because nuthugging with nuke_obesewater and his accomplices is the closest he'll ever be to actually having friends

>>159278694
that is absolutely pathetic

stop bullying my baby boi david maria gonzales

imagine how satisfying it would be to PB and then immediate curb stomp cosmo

speaking of which, who strimmin'?

>>159280851
speedrun.tv/liquidxsquid

remember when squid said he found a "time saving strat" in his game and it was just using a weapon on a boss? lol

>>159281084
who are you even talking about?

>>159281084
something tells me that isnt the story

anyone streaming

>>159281084
he's so desperate to prove to people that he's not a brainless grind monkey that he resorted to lying about his shitty monkey meme game thinking that nobody would know/care otherwise lmao

>>159282969
see
>>159281080
ape 2 runs

>>159283208
>+2 over a split

ape

>>159283347
grind monkeys are notoriously inconsistent. it's the reason why they do runs for 16+ hours a day for years until they get lucky once and then pound their chest like they accomplished something lol

>>159283776
word
>>159283738
word
>>159283347
word
>>159283208
fuck you
>>159283098
word
>>159281794
fuck you
>>159281084
word

>>159283098
ion obviously cares, otherwise he wouldn't have wasted the last 12+ months of his life posting the same pictures of monkeys on an imageboard every day!

>>159284632
>ion is the monkey poster
stale meme desu

Imagine thinking there is only one person in this thread who hates your grind monkey ass.

>>159284920
>your

???

>>159234609
someone needs to sub and then restream his run and post the recording to youtube so everyone can see the route

Our Boy Werster At PAX Aus Running Pokemon right now

>>159285943
he is awful

>>159285990
shut the fuck up

>>159286049
no, he is shit and like 6th in all his games. faggot

werster? more like hurtster after adrian laid the smackdown on his heart

>>159286109
Pingu : Sekai de ichiban genki na penguin
Any% 1st


Yea right Anon ;)

>>159286609
holy SHIT!
anon just got #exposed !!

>>159286147
seeing the way she looks now, i bet he feels like he dodged a bullet

*logs in grommr*

>>159288267
meows...

cyberdemon is melting down

https://oddshot.tv/shot/Uzpgfot9gfpOMJ2vqo1eE3S5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9dLpmXR0kw

pt 1: https://oddshot.tv/shot/UzpOkY7tOkZG6Y5s8hjKEZyj

pt 2: https://oddshot.tv/shot/UzqYP1JKYP1O5bjzksQvnYnQ

epic

>>159291376
more like WHOddshot

>>159291376
why is cbyerdemoon such a piece of shit?

>>159200005
>no quints for normies

Werster promised he's getting a new Pokemon Gold WR tonight.

>>159293025
like he promised to fuck adrian?

looks like i_o_l ("i only lose") gave up on smb1 when the pressure was too tough, decided to run some games with no competition so he could have a world record again

>>159293574
Any% [emu].... haha more like Any% [runner is a retarded eurocuck]

>>159293574
>>159293664
>simian still doing damage control
come on now

Would you speedrun a game that has no tech/glitches/tricks to it? A game in which you can only achieve better times by getting better at the core mechanics of the game/logical thinking/rng?

>>159293940
imagine thinking that this is darbian posting here. only losers would post on an anime gossip board.

>>159293978
i speed run getting to diamond 1 in league of legends

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how the f*ck are speedruns of this game even a thing?

>>159294090
stay exposed simian

>>159294174
>stay exposed, world record holder of the most well known video game of ALL TIME

lol alright.

>>159294139
What's your PB?

>>159268209
>controller during loading screens? Does pressing left/right rapidly actually do something?
>it's to keep his hands warm son. easier to do some swag if you keep the pace even during loading screens

Trihex is a fucking joke.

He'll never get the YI record. He's literally afraid to play it. That's why he's doing Romhacks.

The rest of the YI runners just kind of let him do his own thing.

If someone actually good at YI wanted, that record would be gone in a week tops.

>>159294258
42 hours

okay wait now, there's still one thing i'm not understanding...

where's the beneziaa stream?

>>159294620
benezia is too busy making posts like this >>159294620 and gold digging duke.

Are there any fun, "casual" speedruns?

I hate playing a game for an hour and a half only for some trick to come into play that kills the run if it misses.

Still want to speedrun, just want something a little easier.

>>159294882
metal gear rising ng+

>>159294882
yeah it's called getting good lmao

haha ye u rite u rite
but no srsly doe where da bene stream at

culturalxmonkey

bansheexscreech

squidxposed

theres something inside me that pulls beneath the surface

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Who's ready for srgm3?

anyone here that runs hotline miami

sorry m8, i only run lovely planet

http://pastebin.com/SdyNtNBU

>>159299321
yeah i run it. what you need famalam?

i changed my mind, i wanted to ask about new routes but i remembered that the hm speedrunning community is full of underage memetards

>>159299847
numpad 0 global hotkey for splitting, problem solved

oh wait he wants an excuse not a solution

>>159300841
honestly fucking word on this split hotkey

saboom? more like baboon

>>159301708
lmao word

>>159301708
How many times has he epic pastebin quit speedrunnign forever?

There's nothing wrong with using a webcam while streaming

except if you're ugly

Can someone post the srg apporved stream layout?

Thanks.

when the FUCK is somebody going to stream with bonercam?

The TRUE Road to 250 Subsandwiches

Alright where are the fuckin patreon dumps and nudes of cosmo? I want to see his boy pussy

>tfw someone brings up transgenders anywhere and you immediately wonder how /srg/ is doing
Who else has this mental reflex

>tfw someone brings up transgenders anywhere and you immediately want to put a bullet in them
Who else has this mental reflex

a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK

>>159307785
word word WORD

>>159307785
a DICK in the ASS of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK

>>159308393
this makes it sound like you want to fuck one

a LICK to the SHAFT of EVERY cute feminine PENIS

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post cuties

>asexual men @ PAX
what did they mean by this?

mfw trump is gonna lose and the trumpster babbies will commit mass suicide

>>159315102
>he thinks it's possible for trump to lose
lol? nigga can fill a massive stadium and still have crowds outside well Hillary can't fill a small room

>>159309457
FINALLY someone who is making sense in here!

>>159307785
especially trannykeys

My biggest regret in life is ____

>>159318505
transitioning

>>159309457
word word WORD

>>159308874
are you saying you don't want to rectally ravage a cute feminine boy?

>>159318505
pretending to be an American conservative to push Putin's political agenda through subversion and propaganda and supporting a candidate that will lose and destabilize the country!

>>159319205
o/////o

>>159319267
The war with Russia will surely stabilize your country. Everyone knows a short victorious war always fix internal problems in case of USA, being ran by nepotistic jews.

>>159300576
well that's why you ask in the thread to avoid them

>>159309685
you can't be cute and a cuck

least of all to your own brother

werster should end it now. imagine the speeches people like trihex would give about his "impact" and "legacy" in the world.

>>159326189
your the biggest idiot ever

>>159327160
my the biggest idiot ever what?

>its november
>croni didnt send her nudes to me yet
:(

>its november
>croni hasnt been sent to the loony bin yet
:(

>>159327473
>yet
you got about 4 days to get it in son.

>>159287202
are her and mike married yet?

is i_o_l ("i ogle ladyboys") ever going to return to speedrunning? or is it just let's plays of some boring games on emulator now that he got btfo?

>>159330953
you only get married if you think someones gonna steal ur girl. no risk of that happening here.

>>159332068
the last time he streamed he said they were engaged and to be married in a few months

that was a few months ago

>>159327160
>your
>your
>your

still the best 14min of broadcasting werster has ever done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OvXI-q0naA

>>159332654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDN9_NR3mTU

i_o_l (I Often Lose) has reached the next level of exposure

give it up simian

>o-oh im just not having fun with smb1 anymore.
>watch me get wr (on emulator) in this game (that no one cares about).
>1st place in my own made up category of a made up game! yay!

rememeber when duke made up his own arbitrary category for a newgrounds game because he couldn't do an important time saving strat and then got blown the fuck out in his own arbitrary made up category by Completely Fucking Bald?

lol!

>>159341079
you're talking about hotline miami right? i'm looking at speedrun.com and only see him with runs for NG+ All Levels and NG Any%

>>159327942
I've been to a loony bin before and didn't like it

>>159344039
I heard drumpf rallies are fun though.

>>159344039
lol? he's not going there on vacations, he's going there because he's clearly mentally ill and likes to subvert and disinform american citizens

The TRUE Road to 250 Subs!

>speed run ff xii
>doesn't play ff xii i
>doesn't hold R1 down the entire game

>>159346713
cronikeys is a beautiful white young woman.

>>159346713
that's his job. do you have a job?

>>159350883
uh............... uhhhhhhhhhhhh............................................ um

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>>159341079

>>159350883
i'm a freelance web developer!

>>159352061
>not working to take down a global superpower with another superpower as a subversive spy jew
are you even trying?

>>159351954
this is the most overly complicated flow chart ive ever seen

>>159351954
can I get a 15 minute youtube video explaining this thanks in advance

>>159352693
those are just the contrived machinations that allowed duke to pretend that he was a relevant member of the speedrunning community so he could milk donation money from clueless online marathon viewers and use it to pay for the free vacations of his friends and his obese girlfriend.

>>159353161
i can't believe you still post here, grav

>>159352693
thats the point

>>159353454
that guy isnt me, this is (all) me though >>159353456

>>159353454
Grav got some SERGbucks from one of the SERGathons too. Surely he wouldn't be that much of a hypocrite to complain that.

>>159353824
why did you acid wash?

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>>159353790
reminder that duke actually never got any money from srgmarathon because he was too much of a pussy to ask peaches for it

>>159354664
is duke wearing a yarmulke?