/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Shimadas

>>159083356
oh boy

Finally I feel free. I no longer have to play every night just to grind lootboxes. Now I can stay away until the PTR changes hit live. Maybe in Season 3 I can finally play my main in competitive.

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>Press Q
>HACK YOU!
>your controls are inverted

>>159083443
yet the amount of sfm porn sombra will get is going to be in the thousands

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You are a bunch of fags.

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ABILITY OVERVIEW ON YOUTUBE NOW

>another female hero
did the SJWs win?

>>159083356
well the halloween event just ended. new brawl is mercy and pharah only.

>>159083507
Well thats a pretty mean thing to say

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someone found this on Volskaya

get cracking

Ayyyy I fucking hate the ARG team why couldn't they just say nothing at all and release Sombrero at Blizzcon with none of this cocktease bullshit?

>>159083494
lmao isnt that already a part of some game ive probably played before?

>>159083520
>he doesn't put a link

this isn't how you troll

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>>159083108
>Press Q
>ALL enemy HUD UI gets turned off


SOMBRA!!!!!

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Post yfw Sombra is going to have a lower pick rate than Symmetra and has no effect on the meta at all

>>159083603
yea boi it's MGS1

>>159083271
what servers do you play on?

>>159083494
maybe her finger beams work like mercy's beam and boost you

>>159083541
>Another delicious brown waifu hero
Did the rest of the world finally acquire some taste?

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Blue will comfort us in the face of disappointment

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>>159083643
>Sombra is going to have a lower pick rate than Symmetra
Still higher than S76

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>>159083583
Is that loss?

>>159083643
>sombra is good enough to have an effect on the meta
>"fucking blizzard just making their new characters OP to sell skins"

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Lewd
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Here's the volskaya text:

"ПPEBЫШEHA HAГPУЗКA HA CEPBEP. BEДETCЯ TEХOБCЛУЖИBAHИE."

"Exceeding the load on the server. MAINTENANCE IN PROGRESS"

>>159083583
Been there for a long ass while

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>No Blueprint of her weapon
>No Preview of her ability
>Not even a voiceclip

this isn't how you ARG. We have more info from 2 leaks than we've had in 3 months of this garbage.

>>159083520
post link faggot

>>159083162

This candlejack type memes never made, if you get abducted for mentioning him, then who the fuck is pos

>>159083623
>Press Q
>Screen gets distorted/scrambled/drunk-mode

>or
>All the enemy players look like your teammates/same name/don't have red outline

>starting another stage of the ARG
>sombra won't even be announced at Blizzcon

How do you fuck up this much

>>159083754
Can you take a screenshot from the front?

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>our rein seriously starts blaming the ana for nanoboosting him and all he did was hold up shield complaining about zen ult


>>159083710
little brown girls are the best

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>ana boosts me as roadhog

wtf is she expecting me to do

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>>159083710

>delicious brown waifu

>but she has a disgusting hairstyle

boner ruined.

>>159083643
That's what happened with Ana then they buffed her now she's broken.

Blizzard's balance philosophy is just to give everyone their turn in the spotlight instead of making an even game.

>>159083792
I mean it makes sense that someone would start posting but why would the button be pressed? That would mean whoever is conducting the abductions would have to consciously finish executing the p

>>159083901

ult?

>>159083901
go whole hog

>>159083901
go ham

>>159083667

Americas

>>159083901
whole hog or insta kill a tank or two with your hook

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>>159083901
mmm what a cute 14 year old boy

>>159083901
>have a gun that can one shot people
>you now move at sanic speed

gee inno

>>159083797
>Opposing team loses all audio cues
>Silent Deadeye
>Silent Riptire
>Silent Meka nuke
>Silent footsteps
>Silent Blizzard
>Silent Death Blossom

>>159083965
>>159083946
>>159083939
>>159083937
>do whole hog
>other roadhog hooks me
>get sniped
>get tranqd

thanks ana

>>159083596
Ohh, the one that >>159083494 is from?
Well this is what we're stuck with, may as well start liking it.

>>159083920
Dude you're doing it wrong
You're supposed to say Candlejack and then he gets you
It's si

>>159083785
If you were paying any attention at all you would know that her ability has to do with draining power.

>>159083917
>an even game
of fucking what? 22+ characters in a game that only allows for 12 at any time and both teams can choose the same characters?

It's literally impossible to make all characters evenly balanced. Ask the people who designed Street Fighter, DotA, or fucking TF2 where even with a roster a third of the size they couldn't even make all the classes competitively balanced

I want all the OW girls in my sex dungeon! SEX DUNGEON!

>>159084016
That's actually pretty cool. Too niche tho

>>159084021
Just don't be bad

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>>159083454
are for taking care of each other

Any anons here going to blizzcon?

I need to know they're going to get booed when they announce Sombra. Where the fuck is that shitty Jeff/Sombra greentext that gets posted three times every thread? It looks more likely every day.

>>159084021
>blaming Ana for being a terrible hog

>>159084057
show me any fucking proof of that you turd burglar

>b-but she drains power in the ARG!

yeah she also puts a fucking skull everywhere in the ARG but that's nowhere in her design

>>159083917
>an even game
The only even game is one in which all players are on equal footing and have the same capabilities at all times. The very nature of class-based shooters prevents the game from ever being truly "balanced" like RPS or even "basically balanced" like Chess

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>>159083736
Might as well blue post

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>>159084143
I will go only for pic related, and see if I can get one.

>>159084047
POST BLUE INSTEAD OF CANDLEJACK MEMES YOU S

>>159084082
>LoL has over 100 champions
>Meta is constantly shifting with new picks and strategies being developed every month

Literally impossible.

>>159084016
completely useless against teams with any verbal communications

"Hey I think I saw a rip-tire run past us on the side, careful"
"I see Mei running towards us, pretty sure she has ult up, watch out"
"I see d.va mech flying towards us, get out of the way guys"

Most people don't even play this game with the sound on, so why would they waste and entire characters ult on removing something so trivial.

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fuck all of this Sombra shit, it's so fucking stupid

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ITS ALMOST TIME FOR THIS SHIT STORM TO HIT

THE EVIDENCE IS MOUNTING, THE QUESTION IS, WILL YOU BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS AND THE DISAPPOINTMENT OF SOMBRA TOGETHER.

>>159084143
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA
>Audience member: Oh Fucking hell
>Jeff: I don't know what you want Sombra but please...
>Sombra:What I want is to take the opportunity to finally show the world what Sombra really means by REAL GAME
>A couple Members of the audience start booing making Sombra and Jeff difficult to hear
>Jeff: well all I can say is it took you long enough
>Jeff takes out keyboard and begins to type
>Sombra: ¿Que es Esto? Are you trying to Defend your Stupid convention against my Sombra protocol
>Booing becomes louder
>Jeff: I-I may not be the best Hacker... But I'll do whatever I have to to defend blizzcon
>Audience starts yelling Anti-Semitic remarks targeted at both Jeff and Blizzard itself
>Autistic Tom Kenny keep typing away
>Jeff: You May be skilled but the Overwatch team has been working in an Counter Hack just incase this type of thing-
>The lights begin to dim before Jeff finishes
>Someone off stage yells at Kaplan to get off the stage and that they'll just play the gameplay video instead of what was scripted
>The audience is restless with their booing and hate
>Jeff gathers his Keyboard and what remaining dignity he has left
>Jeff: I guess I saved blizzcon
>Jeff says as he stumbles off the stage
>once the video starts playing the crowd settles down

>>159084286
Well then also remove/garble voice chat for the duration.

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>Shitter in ELO Hell makes a youtube video trying to "prove" that Competitive Overwatch is all about RNG and not skill
He REALLY likes saying the word "fallacy". If you're looking to kill yourself via alcohol poisoning, feel free to take a shot each time he says it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnL2T_Mj5fU&feature=youtu.be [Embed]

Enjoy!

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THE GIFT IS A NEW SPRAY
LOL

>>159084370
Is that in the PTR?

>>159084370
SOMBRA CONFIRMED FOR NOT BEING PLAYABLE

>>159084370
Holy shit, thank you Blizz! I know this took a lot of hard work but we should be thankful that they care this much about us to continue to give us top of the line content for *ABSOLUTELY FREE*

>>159084370
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>159084252
>see if I can get one

m8 they cost like 5k to make and there's only one, they're not gonna sell them

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I love Jesse McCree

>>159084270
But Riot's gameplan has always been a revolving meta through small buffs and huge nerfs. They've even went so far as to say that it was their plan to keep the game fresh even back in season 5.

QUICK CHANGE THE CHANNEL

victolabs on twitch

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>>159084370
BLIZZZZZZZAAAAAARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>159084314
This will eventually cause enough butthurt for either Billzard to acknowledge they fucked up or go the Hello Games route and go radio silent.
I can only hope.

>>159084370
worth the weight

LET ME FUCKING PLAY PTR

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>>159084169

Literally shows power going into omnics in Volskaya

>Anyway I got the resources needed for my next hit

>Dasvidanya

Like I said, if you were paying any attention at all you can put 2 + 2 together.

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>>159084510

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>>159084413
>>159084370

Its on live. Go check.

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>>159084314
WHAT MOUNTING EVIDENCE BRO?!

POST YOUR FACE WHEN THE ENTIRE ARG WAS LEADING UP TO A SUGAR SKULL SPRAY

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fuck this game, i'm uninstalling right now. a big load of fucking shit

>>159084618
that spray is old

>>159084579
>Billzard
Fuck

>>159084617
Wonder if he was based off of him

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>>159084645

IM UNINSTALLING RIGHT NOW AND MAKING A PETITION TO RELEASE SOMBRA THIS WEEK

WHO IS WITH ME?

>>159084370
is it at least animated?

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>>159084618
>[Grease] CYKA BLYAT

>>159084519
all these fucking retards getting excited over a spray

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>>159084370
How fucking out of touch can a company possibly be?

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>>159083736
Could use some Blueberry right now. Fucking Sombra.

>>159084519
>one faggot going on saying "the spray is old"

Clearly its new because why would we all have it?

>>159084729
He's based off of every fucking cowboy stereotype ever
Clint's just the most famous one

>>159084775
Gaymers are so entitled lol.

>>159084783
no

How did /owg/ blow out a thread in an hour

>>159084370
>>159084618
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>159084806
>lets shift around release dates and fuck our premium event over because 10% of our playerbase is pissed off at our marketing team's incompetence

you're the retard

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>>159084820
True

>>159084890
contrary to /v/, overwatch is not ded

>>159084686

I can't find any evidence of it existing before today.

>>159084890
designated shitposting mechanics

>>159084370
>>159084370
did you rike it?

The new brawl is beyond retarded

Widow's vulva

sombra ult idea.
>chosen enemy loses ult charge and you copy their ult, so now if you press q again you would perform their ult

thoughts?

>yfw Blizzcon just continues the ARG and there's no direct of it acknowledgement at all

>>159084924
it's a new spray but one contrarian faggot is just being an autistic fuck.

>>159083901
Pig out

>>159084940
FUCK OFF JEFF RELEASE SOMBRA NOW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>159084908
Don't post bait that's so old you'll never get any fish that way

>>159084972
Kittys vulva

>>159084686
you're retarded, i had to log back in and out to get it

>>159084963
it's not new, they just recycled an old one

What happened to that Anon that was gonna draw lewd things for the thread 2 threads ago?

you guys wouldn't happen to have some links for the overwatch comics, do you?

>>159084908
>10% of our playerbase

you underestimate how many people care about the sombra ARG.

How about concrete information about the character instead of a fucking spray after months of countdowns.

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I sincerely hope someone at blizzcon will have enough balls to boo blizzard for this fuckfest.

>>159084994
Wouldn't even be surprised at this point but the schedule says "new heroes" so it'd have to be someone else getting revealed

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>>159084370
>Everyone gets one
>Including the people who don't have autism and aren't following this ARG shit

>>159084686
>turn on random arg twitch stream
>faggot sounding autist screaming over everyone in the discord "THAT SPRAY IS OLD REEEEE"

god why can't you people sound fucking normal

Plus its a new spray because people had to reload the game to get it unlocked for all heroes and its different then the already existing Los Muertos spray we have in the game.

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>>159084814
Blue is the perfect remedy for anything.

>>159085119

>new heroes segment
>presenting: the development of Ana

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new leads lads

>>159084270
LOL?

League of Legends meta consists of like 40 Champions who are clearly stronger than the rest
There isn't even a real metagame it's just which Champions has Riot over buffed in the previous patch

post yfw at blizzcon they don't release sombra but do announce doomfist with a sixty day countdown to "more information"

>>159085091
i'm more interested where's that anon who promised to drink shit cocktail

Anybody investigate the PTR update yet?

WHAT DO WE DO WITH THE SPRAY

>>159085218
Is this loss

>>159085218
I dont get it

So I'm fucking around with the new spray on Volskya and if you place it on a computer, then place it on a normal surface it has this quick flash before switching spots, its really weird.

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>>159085106
LOL you think Blizzard gives a shit about 1/5th of their community? Do you not realize how small of a following Overwatch has compared to the combination of the several other Blizzard games? Blizzard doesn't give a shit about any of you, in their minds moneybags should be seen not heard.

Is this your first Blizzard game or something?

>>159085221
>League of Legends meta consists of like 40 Champions who are clearly stronger than the rest
that's an impressively large meta tbqh

>>159083356
>deal 120 damage if you MISS as junkrat
>5 shots before reload

I hate how many brainless heros there are

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>>159084510

>tens of thousands of people participated in this arg
>some marketing executive is going to decree that all new characters are released by way of arg

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Is ~3500 the true elo hell?
>Multiple people who can only play a single character
>The "I don't play support" guy who loses your team the game with his inability to work with the team
>The guy who yells at everyone because he "perfectly" reads the situation every time so when the rest of the team doesn't do exactly what he wants he spergs out
>The guy who won't play any characters that aren't "meta" no matter how good they would be for the situation
>Nobody will switch to counter characters

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Post yfw people actually though sombra was getting released today

>>159084370
>People complain about not getting anything from the ARG
>We get a new spray
well blizz solved that one

>>159085293
There's a countdown hidden in it

>>159085447
Thats literally every other rank

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>>159085468
>mfw people still think she's being revealed at blizzcon

That spray is fucking old. Are you people seriously retarded?

>>159084671
Was that todays next big ARG clue

holy fuck I am loving every laugh right now

>>159085293

12 players need to all use the spray on the playload on Dorado. After that Reinhardt needs to use Strength to push it out of the way, revealing Sombra.

>>159085558
You're a fucking idiot. I had to log off and on to the game to find it in my spray library.

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>>159085468
>>159085546
>mfw people think sombra is actually in the Overwatch-verse

> See that ARG? You can countdown it

I want to fuck Sombra's stinky, filthy taco pussy.

I kind of feel like firebombing blizzard offices right now this arg is so bullshit

>>159085546
people thought she was going to be revealed for the halloween event because of her logo on the candy

people thought she was going to be revealed at the end of the first countdown, and the second and now the third one.

people thought she'd be revealed because of the mexican holiday on the 2nd

people thought a lot of things that was more plausible than being revealed during blizzcon

>>159084617
Never understood why they wore all that shit when they're in the middle of a fucking blazing desert.

>>159085597
>12 players need to all use the spray on the playload on Dorado. After that Reinhardt needs to use Strength to push it out of the way, revealing a skull symbol, which has a message which cryptically refers to Ilios.
This is what actually will happen

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>defending anubis
>team picks hog, mei, bastion, ana & junkrat
>I'm on rein
>ana trollpicks hanzo because they don't want to solo heal and the rest of the team won't switch to a 2nd support

Tell me again how easy it is to climb with teams like this.

Hello.
I can't say who I am.
Remeber this code.
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Have a nice day.

>>159085580
yes

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>>159085738
It hurts to live

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> Sombra announced and playable at Blizzcon after cringey """hack""" reveal
> available on PTR following Tuesday
> available on Live at end of Season 2 because "we don't want to mess up competitive balance :)"

>>159085847
rein is hard to ascend ranks with while solo queueing

>>159085775
Covering up is cooler than direct contact with the desert sun.

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has this always been here?

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>>159085775
protection from sand storms and the sun

also it hides your firearm from sight

>>159085864
(You)

i'm sorry but your sombra is in another map :DDDDDD

>>159085447
>stuck in 2200 about to break the next rank
>everyone is competent

Feels good man.

between Todd Howard, Jeff Kaplan, and Peter Molyneux, who is the King of the Liars?

>>159085935
>spanish language in a russian factory

why

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Did you get the skin in time?

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WHERE ARE YOU FUCKING BLIZZDRONES

WHERE ARE YOU FUCKS THAT THINK THIS TIME GATED BULLSHIT IS OK

>>159086023
Sean Murray

>>159086023
Sean Murray

>>159086023
>implying they aren't just 3 heads of the same hydra

>Blizzard promises nothing
>Offers a fun in-universe ARG
>Fans bitch and whine that they don't get instant gratification and everything spoiled for them

Somethings never change.

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>>159085328
yep

>>159085416
Not when you consider six of them will be banned 5 will be chosen by the other team and each position really only has access to one fifth of this

>>159086027
maybe the hacker talks español

>>159086023
Sean Murray

>>159085935
Yes.

It's old, like the spray

>>159085935
Yes

>>159086103
kill yourself cucked blizzdrone

>>159086103
hook.jpg

>>159086145
>>159086092
>>159086090

Who the hell is Sean Murray?

I don't get it, today is el dia de los muertos so why didn't they release sombra?

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>>159085847
>Playing any Tank but Zarya
>Expecting to climb ranks

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>>159086090
>>159086092

>play hanamura
>draw

Remove this map

>A spray is supposed to hold us over

kek

>>159086128
That's for sure but why don't translate it in russian or at least don't show the same texture of El Dorado in Volskaya Industries? That's just poor execution

>>159085472
that was close man, now everyone's happy and pleased including myself.

so hyped for another countdown tommorow!

>>159086103
>ARG leads only to countdowns
It's shit m8, hide the information in a good place and do it only when you're ready to release whatever your ARG is promoting, you fuck

>>159086246
No Man's Sky

>>159086318
>hold over
>3 days

LOL

>people blaming videogames instead of playing it

hello /v/ shitters

>>159086293
fuck that season made me so mad. it had so much potential after the reveal of the true big bad in s1 and it just threw it all away

>>159086103
This isn't fun
If you want good ARGs that actually led to somewhere, look up I Love Bees, or even youtube shit like Marble Hornets
Hell even the fucking Ben Drowned ARG was better than this shit

im watching streamer after streamer give up hope and curse blizzard and overwatch and it's amazing

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>>159086103
thanks blizzdrone, what would we ever do without you

>Everyone spends their last minute coins on Halloween skins
>Have no coins for Sombra skins

hehe good goys

So lemme get this straight: They got everyone hyped for today, and then there was another countdown, and then when that countdown ended they sent us to another countdown?

>>159083603
It's in a lot of games

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why

>>159086023
>Kaplan
the ARG shit is done by marketing or some intern

>Molyneux
cool cat

>Todd
you can't trust a manlet, ever

>>159086461
Nigger I've been playing for the entire halloween event

Now that it's over I can take a fucking break and bitch about video games again

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>tfw didn't get all the Halloween loot
>no Sombra either
So fucking mad.

>>159086698
dont h8 m8 that b8 is gr8

>>159086698
You're playing with literal teenagers. Use /hidechat and the game becomes much more fun.

Sombra hacks into a bar

There is a counter

>>159086698
Overwatch is reddit's favorite game

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>>159086650
>>Everyone spends their last minute coins on Halloween skins
>>Have no coins for Sombra skins

>spending coins on limited items that were being removed
>no coins for Sombra items even though they're not limited and not even revealed yet

Are you pretending to be retarded? If so, you're impression is pretty accurate.

>>159085891

>Ana went live in the middle of Season 1

Stop this shitty end of season meme

>>159086743
I just wanted the Reaper skin, mang
but no, i had to get mercy 3 times
i even got her fucking imp right after the first witch

>>159083917
You know even if they reverted her back to her old fire rates she probably would still be broken as hell

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Why exactly are you all getting so hyped, disappointed and angry? It's only a new character, nothing special.

>>159086651
Yeah all the other times were different compared to this time where they went out of their way to make a site and a news post on the blizzard site for it

>>159086698
/v/ is so embarrassing to play with

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>Shit tons of Coins from the hours of grinding boxes hoping for Witch Mercy
>Have some stuff I want to buy but want to wait and see if they release other new skins along with Sombra
>Still don't know how long it will be because Blizzard doesn't just state when the next patch will be

>>159086023

Will Wright.

>>159086840
What if this time they put her in live but banned her from competitive until the new season

>Blizzard ended the event an hour early again

Well at least I learned my lesson from the summer games and planned accordingly

>>159086872
Ana was a new character too, look where she is now.

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>>159086651

>>159084021
That could happen no matter who you're playing. You were probably just the best option at the time, go waddle towards the enemy and shoot your massive load on them.

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can we post potg

Every match I've played recently has had a Bastion on either my team or the enemy team. What the fuck is going on?

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People are telling Blizz the arg is good

>>159083356
>no wrinkles
>white hair

>>159087042
nice

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>>159086872
>why are you all excited over a new thing in a game you play?
>why are you all getting so upset over being jerked around for 4 months with zero payoff?
>why are you getting so riled up that blizzard spent almost a quarter of the year hinting at stuff just to tell everyone that it was just a big "wait till our already announced convention boop :^)"

are you serious?

>>159086023
Only two of those have made a career and history with that with multiple games

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>>159087042
>That ???? before the loop

TO ALL THE FAGS WHINING ABOUT NOT GETTING MERCY:

https://twitter.com/BlizzardCS/status/793580989800931333

you can purchase loot boxes still, just not the skins for credits and you cant purchase loot boxes in game.

>>159087059

They think its good because they've never participated in a real ARG before.

http://www.ilovebees.co/humptydumpty.html

12 fucking years ago and this is still better than everything Blizzard has done with Sombra.

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>>159087059
Well, he's not wrong, that trainwreck was indeed fun to watch

>>159087053

Probably because of the world cup.

I've seen this too.

Bastion in every game.

Diamonds in gold too, for some reason.

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>>159086056
no, i already cried about it a couple threads back. Please hold me.

I don't suppose that there was any hidden shit in the new spray, was there

>>159087059
What if that was all we got?
The meltdown would be fun to watch

>>159087189
that expired

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>>159087059

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>>159087042
>that last countdown that was coded incorrectly and ticked up so fast, they had to not only change it at the last second, they had to buy a new domain to push the next countdown to coincide with blizzcon

Meant >>159087163 for >>159087052

>>159087189
It's over dude
They kept it up for an hour after they ended the event, to bait people into buying them after ending the event early

Blizzard is going to listen to the praise and ignore the hate and release EVERY SINGLE HERO through an arg
Who's ready for spending 9 months per year looking at countdowns?

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>>159087234
I sent you an internet hug.

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>>159084624
IF YOU'RE THAT CURIOUS IT'S BEEN POSTED IN PAST THREAD JUST LOOK THROUGH THE CATALOG. I'M PLAYING OVERWATCH AND HAVE NO DESIRE TO SPOON FEED YOU.

>always record PoTG in-case something funny happens
>frequently forget to stop it
>accidentally recorded myself fapping

>unironically taking 3 minutes to find a game
>when I do fin one it has a de-ranked diamond with a lisp who mumbles about gold medals all game
do people like this unironically believe that getting gold elims or damage makes them good when gold is 3 elims?

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>>159087189
>3:30 PM - 1 Nov 2016

How can people be so fucking stupid and not look at timestamps?

>Back to finally seeing cute Track and Field Tracer on the menu

Thank god, I like Witch Mercy and all, but I like to see everyone else too

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WILL THE RIDE EVER END?

MAYBE WE ARE ALL DEAD AND THE ARG IS OUR PURGATORY, IT WILL NEVER END.

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>mccree main with 45% winrate: get off my mccree

>>159087517
Maybe you should be less toxic so you won't get put into shadow pool.

>>159087443
thanks anon i'll make sure to not mess up next holiday/event

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>>159087517
>with a lisp who mumbles

The older I get, the more I get upset listening to people with speech impediments and that typical autism lisp. I can't take anything they say seriously when they sound like a fucking gay Rainman, and its even worse when they're 10 years old on top of everything. Fucking squeakers, when I was 10 I played fucking Nintendo and kept my god damn mouth shut.

>>159087587
in 3 days you cunt

>>159087517
>gold medals mean nothing!
t. shitter

gold medals mean you are doing at least something better than anyone else on your team

>me: why are you picking shit characters
>them: team comp doesn't matter
>me: then why don't people at higher levels pick the shitty characters that you play as
>them: we aren't at higher levels
>me: you're moving the goalposts. If team comp doesn't matter, why would skill ranking matter? To say that higher levels don't count because they are better than we are, inherently destroys your argument.
>them: HURR DURR TOXIC HURR DURR

Every fucking time.

>>159087228
I remember the community raging that they were considering removing it from the canon or something

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>Leave a match before the stupid slow-ass tally at the end
>banned for 30 minutes

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>>159087776
>in 3 days you cunt

Some said that it would end today, some said that on Oct. 1st.

Some even said it 3 months ago.

>>159085738
>people thought there's gonna be this mexican hacker character called sombre or something

Where do they get such silly ideas?

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>>159087474
>slogging through a bazillion threads instead of fapping to gay smut

nah, i'm good

>>159087816
>Arguing on the internet

>>159083356
>enemy team picks zarya
>our team doesn't
>they win

every time, nice game overwatch babs

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>tfw a post from months ago is perfectly apt for this night

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>>159084370

>>159087517
Explain how gold medals DON'T mean anything
When I'm playing and I end up a gold medal on healing as Roadhog or Soldier 76, that means the healer is trash and probably costing us the game, or when you get gold in objective time and lose because nobody else is defending or getting on the fucking point

>>159087913
leaving before victory/defeat screen will ban
it tells you this, moron

so sombra is STILL not revealed?!?

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Then 3 days from then...Then 3 days from then...Then 3 days from then...Then 3 days from then...Then 3 days from then...Then 3 days from then...Then 3 days from then...Then 3 days from then...Then 3 days from then...Then 3 days from then...Then 3 days from then...Then 3 days from then...Then 3 days from then...Then 3 days from then...Then 3 days from then...Then 3 days from then...Then 3 days from then...Then 3 days from then... Then so fourth.

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>>159087228
It's because they think an endless stream of countdowns leading to two sentences of text equals an ARG.

Plus you have to understand that most of those people are Blizzdrones and will eat that shit up and thank Blizzard for anything they do, so you can't really take their opinion seriously.

>>159087482
>not using plays.tv
???????????

>>159087913
It's pretty annoying and also a pointless addition
I don't need my defeat rubbed in my face for so long
I just want to get out and requeue

there is nothing else to reveal in the "new heros" panel

stop memeing

>>159088052
>Roadhog gold in healing
That means you are feeding the enemy team ultimate charge then ducking behind cover for 300 health every 10 seconds and not giving your supports any ultimate charge.

>playing competitive
>a duo of diamond + plat on our team
>diamond is some dps, plat is always a girl and a support

is it just me or is this strangely common

is this game considered ded now, seeing how the developers just like to be cock teases?

>>159088361
yes, titanfall 2 now

>>159088126
"sombra's coming out tonight!"
-every tuesday

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>>159088001

Did retards really think we'd be getting new maps and characters every month?

Ana dropped a little over a month after release. Less then a month later and we got Lucioball and the Summer Event. Then later that month Eichenwalde.

October brought Junkenstein's Revenge and now Sombra in November.

It hasn't even been half a year I don't see how people find this schedule unreasonable.

The ARG was absolute dogshit but the actual rate for content isn't bad. It's just the shitty teasing.

>>159087976
I absolutely will argue on the internet if some dumb fuck will claim that Mercy is ever a good pick.

>>159088408
>$60
Too expensive, I'll stick with Overwatch

>>159088471
nigga thats how much i spend on overwatch a week

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hot oc

>>159088440
cosmetics =/= content
the brawls were shallow as hell
the only two pieces of permanent content for the game have been ana and eichenwalde
after 5 months, that's pretty retarded

>>159088408
>Titanfall 2

haha no
dead on arrival

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>>159088525

>>159088052

Roadhog getting gold in healing means you, the Roadhog, is trash.

>>159088440
>the actual rate for content isn't bad
I agree with this, but I wish they'd focus on maps and game modes over heroes. Ana threw the game balance into the trash and made it all about nano boost, what if Sombra does the same?

More maps would just be the same game but with more variety.

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>>159088052
Only certain Gold medals mean things for certain characters.

If you've gotten gold obj time on Rein, that's fine, you did your job. If you got gold obj time on someone like reaper or genji, you might have been better off picking a character more suitable for the role YOU wanted to play,

Gold healing is great on Mercy or Zenny, but on someone like Roadhog, it just means that you're a ult battery for the enemy, and limiting the ability for you supports to do their jobs and actually heal you.

Eliminations don't really matter in the grand scheme of things because everyone gets them as long as you contribute to the kill.

Really the only medal that matters is Obj Kills, but then again, just like regular eliminations, everyone gets them as long as they contribute so the point of even having them is moot.

>ana nanoboost is OP
>sombra gets targeted silence that cancels ults
>blizzard declares it balanced

>>159088256

Panic healing Roadhog is the most annoying shit.

I've seen some of them do it when they almost fall off the map because they've built up such a connection between almost dying and pressing E.

>>159088256
if hog is able to do that faster and more consistently than healer can heal then its the healer's fault, barring maybe zen, but zen shouldn't be played when healer #2 sucks

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>i think ill try some comp
>now traveling to hanamura
>30 minutes later
>DRAW
>i think ill try some qp instead
>now traveling to hanamura
>6 snipers in one game across both teams

>>159088543

A map/character a month is completely unrealistic is my point. So what the fuck are people expecting? How many characters and maps should we have had after five months? The game is meant to last and you people want to bloat it up in the first year.

>>159088440
>Did retards really think we'd be getting new maps and characters every month?

Well considering that Jeff Kaplan said that they were going to release events every month, yeah.

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post d.va memes please, I need more of them.

>patch day is on the first day of christmas
>still no seasonal event
is it going live on the 8th or what?

>>159088634
>. If you got gold obj time on someone like reaper or genji, you might have been better off picking a character more suitable for the role YOU wanted to play,
I DIDN'T WANT TO BUT NO ONE ELSE WAS PUSHING THE CART

>>159088760
she stinks

>>159088684

That's not the point dumbshit. The point being made is you're TAKING too much damage if you need to be healing so often you're getting a gold medal.

I honestly just stopped caring. Finding a new game to complement the overwatch Cuck tease.

>>159088742
>Well considering that Jeff Kaplan said that they were going to release events every month, yeah.
He said they were releasing content every month. October was Halloween, November is Sombra.

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A reminder that everyone on r/overwatch are planning to jeer Kaplan at Blizzcon.

>>159088543

The only way we're really going to see more is if they introduce premium subscriptions.

They've already got the majority of the money they'll ever make from purchases of the game, so they're not going to spare more than the smallest team possible to keep it updated.

>>159088819
Roadhog's entire point is to tank. If he's taking tons of damage but not dying that's a good thing, since it's damage that his team isn't taking. No idea what the fuck you're on about

Why can't I do training mode while waiting for a game? I'd much rather do aim practice against bots than sit around in an empty skirmish map while waiting for a game.

>>159088902
They won't do it. Once the hacking skit starts they'll forget all about it and open wide for Kaplan to shoot a fresh load right down their throats.

>>159088902
But all I see are cucks saying not to and it would be childish

>>159088819
>bad healer does 100 healing the whole game
>press E once
>you are now worse than the healer

The fact that we got this Volskaya thing so close to Blizzcon implies (to me) we won't even see her at Blizzcon and this ARG will drag ever onward.

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>I Love Bees
>involved puzzles that had players solving GPS coordinates that lead to payphones that got called at a specific time
>rewards for solving puzzles were audiologs telling a story separate from Halo 2 that eventually tied up with the beginning of it
>the finale of the ARG had top players brought in to play Halo 2 before release


>Sombra
>involved some countdowns that led to countdowns
>rewards for solving countdowns were 2-3 lines of text telling you to wait for the next countdown
>the finale of the ARG had Jeff Kaplan act like a spaz on stage pretending to be hacked while everyone that owns a copy of overwatch gets an ugly spray

>>159089038
Try not being european and enjoy 20 second queue times

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well im sleepy again ttfn

>>159088902
Most of those people probably aren't even going to Blizzcon.

>>159089071
>booing
>not childish

lol trumpette

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>>159088902
Good. When a developer doesn't care about the community to the extent that they continuously jerk the people who bought their game around, they need to be treated like the shit they are.

People need to stop giving these companies free reign to do whatever they want, even if countless times, thousands of people have told them its stupid and frustrating.

And on top of it all, Blizzard hasn't yet even mentioned how much of a fuck-up the whole Sombra fiasco has been, not in the 4 months its been counting down to countdowns.

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Maybe you should try playing the game instead of complaining about a character that's not even in the game you don't play.

>>159089192

Dasvidaniya Sombra-chan

>>159089275
>When a developer doesn't care about the community

>update every month
>marketing team = the whole team