/owg/ - Overwatch General

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hana song

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Jesse Mccree

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Mako Rutledge

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I want to KILL Lena!

>>159102272
No, thank you.

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knock knock

why does this game has so less hentai doujin

I don't want to jack off to plastic sfm videos or tumblr drawn porn by white people

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Cutest and best pairing

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>>159102272
is the perfect age for sex!

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Genji Shimada

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>>159102349
Coming!

>>159102362
It's a game made by white people and Koreans are too busy playing to make proper manhwas about it.

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Fareeha Amari

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>>159102335
Do it after the rape.

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>>159102338
Are you sure?
He comes with the hat!

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>>159102402
Loves his brother very much.

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>>159102272
My husband

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>>159102502
No. I'm more inclined to have one of his mentors.

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Amélie Lacroix
Such a qt Smugberry.

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>>159102538
Get in line

ana is cuter than her daughter

discuss

>>159102703
Correct

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>>159102703
Not much to say. They made Young Ana far too hot. Pharah just gets outshined. Even Punished Ana's got some pull with guys like Reinhardt.

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>>159102626
the most qt

What happened with the Sombra thing?

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does this general play the game

>>159102182
>2-3 snipers in every game now

Why did Widowcancer have to make a comeback

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>>159102703
Well, you're not wrong

>>159102362
It's not popular among neets.

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So what is more likely? We get First Strike at Blizzcon or we get a release date for First Strike at Blizzcon?

>>159102876
Nothing. Basically more waiting for Blizzcon crap.

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>>159102626
>>159102850
What zoomed sensitivity do pros use when playing Smugberry?

>>159102883
>playing comp
>wasting your time and life

hrmmm
no

I draw overwatch porn and sell it for money instead :^)

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>>159102703
Pharah is the kind of girl who looks very intimidating but very attractive. If you asked her out she'd probably be disgusted.

Ana looks gorgeous and approachable. Even when she turns you down she pours you some tea.

Jesse McCree is a virgin and is pure.

>>159102987
Is that the actual comic? The art style isn't anything special, but it's not terrible.

>>159102349
Who's there..?.

>>159103073
Objectively false

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>>159103057
Heppi Halloween

>>159102825
>he thinks young ana is hotter than old ana

LOL

I don't understand Blizzards marketing/hype towards Sombra

Who's the gay character in overwatch?

>>159103250
your waifu
But seriously, if Reaper76 isn't canon, it's probably Lucio or Pharah out of the ones we've seen so far.

>>159103242
it's just EA creating twitter buzz like the cancerous fucks they are

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>>159103075
It's awful actually. The panel work especially is terrible. What's with all the white spaces?

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Reminder that Sombra will only be playable at Blizzcon. I've been to two Blizzcons, and there's ALWAYS exclusive games/future builds that come out months/years later. Sometimes not at all with StarCraft: Ghost.

Sombra might not even be fully finished.

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>>159103250
Mccree

>>159103250
stink.va

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>>159103250
You

>>159103031
link

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>>159102987
They said November. It's November. Kaplan better deliver at Blizzcon or else I will be upset.

>>159103075
Yes, that's from the actual comic.

>>159103073
The furthest Jesse McCree has gone is hand holding.

So how long till they turn the OW servers off?

>>159103375
I mean, it looks like it's still being laid out, so maybe they're going to use it. I still like it better than some of what we've gotten, but I prefer crisp linework to the watercolor-looking shit they've been using, so maybe that's just me.

>>159102987
>Facing a gorillion Bastions
>With two shotguns
I don't think Gabriel thought his strategy through

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>Hear some Chinese shit
>Followed by some Russian shit
>Followed by a bunch of Australian shit
>Team decides to group up
Yes, I am mad.

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>>159103336
>that fat belly

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>>159103336
Really want to see her have a rivalry with D.Va.

I'm already headcanoning that Sombra hijacks D.Va's stream every now and then. Maybe even tries swatting her a couple of times.

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One of those days.
I should really solo more often, when I play with friends, I lose.

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>Team gets mad at me for not healing because Im too busy trying to fight off the reaper/tracer/mei that go straight for me and are completely ignored by my team

Its even better because those three effectively have two lives with their "try again for free" buttons so even if by stretch of a miracle I kill them they still win because they forced me to waste time

>Just get to your team instead of trying to fight

See above with the whole ignoring thing

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>>159103250
Hanzo 'P-please don't put it there' Shimada

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>reinhardt would rather fight
>Jack is too busy banging brown lolis
>Gabriel too busy hate fucking Angela
>Mcree not interested
When will Ana get to slate her granny lust and get some sex?

>TFW the World cup proved that a good Genji can beat a Winston 1v1

Should I hold my breath for another nerf?

Sombra looks like the edgy teenager who screams about how nobody in this family understands her when they don't stop for McDonald's.

>>159103513
Man, look at Reyes's teeth. How does that even work? I wish they got someone from Dark Horse or Marvel(they seem close with all the cross refrences) to do the art instead of someone from Blizzard.

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>>159102825

>>159103658
Any time with faceless bald men in my Korean cave paintings.

>tfw got young ana skin

> it's the ugly creamsicle one

Why is this allowed?

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>Character You Want to Play
>Character You're Forced to Play Because Your Team is Shit

>McCree
>Reinhardt/Winston/Ana

I'm a big fag for cowboys and popping heads with McCree is the best feeling in the game for me but considering everyone insta-locks 3-4 DPS as soon as you get in the game I'm usually stuck going tank if I don't want to lose. Lately I've been using Ana just to make sure I can keep them all alive and still get shit done.

The upside to this is I've actually found myself really enjoying Reinhardt and Ana and getting a lot better as them. Sometimes it's nice to get forced out of your comfort zone.

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Who is your fallback character you play when you start getting heated, winding down for the day, or want to have fun with?

Whenever I get in a shit mood I play D.Va. I can't not have fun playing as her. My ults are always shit but I do great with her otherwise. Can't wait for those buffs that are never going to come out of PTR.

>>159103636
Lmao skrub haha just git gud lmao I made triple prestige grandgrandmaster day 1 by slapping the keyboard with my dick you can totally solo carry your way there : ^ )

>>159103761
That's a good point. I actually didn't notice his teeth at first (got distracted by Morrison's hips-out anime shooting stance) but holy shit, are they all molars?

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>>159103593
And then they end up in bed togetger :3

>>159103895
Mei. She's just so hilariously cancerous and unfun to fight that I can't help but ruin people's games with her.

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>>159103864
D.va
JET SET LUCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJDLe5MEMuY

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>tfw you thought you had a Halloween skin/spray
>you realize later that you never actually had it

You better double-check just to be sure you got all the stuff you wanted.

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>>159102703

Old or young?

Both are correct.

post ratchet overwatch memes only

>>159103951
Isn't the art being done out of house? I thought it was Dark Horse doing it.

So there's no Sombra in the PTR?

>>159103442
Hahahah, fuck no, tumblr thinks that I'm a normie.

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>>159102703
Why not have both?
like jack did

>>159103510
is sombra also a professional gamer?

>>159103964
But nothing will ever beat Widowmaker in cancer potential. PTR Widow is infinitely more cancerous than Mei.

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>>159102389
He was created for sex

>>159104079
Dark Horse is only the print version publishers. It's like how valve published their comics through Dark Horse. The creative team is all valve and blizz, however.

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>>159102893
>>159104146

>>159104079
I'm not entirely sure. I know they have at least three or four different people doing the comics and they at least outsourced Symmetra's, but as far as I'm aware it's all independent artists.

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>>159103075
Here is another taste if you haven't seen it already.

>>159103567
What it looks like to me is

>Reyes ran in alone to get some intel, it's in that bag he's got on
>And then he got cornered
>Morrison rushes in to save him

The omnic doesn't look like it's taking much damage from those shots Morrison made. But it's enough of a diversion for Gabe to make a run for it, which it looks like he's preparing to do. What will probably come next is Morrison, because he rushed in to save Reyes, is going to get cornered from something coming up from behind him and Reyes pulls back to help him. That, or Ana saves the both of them with cover fire.

>>159102389
>all he wants to do is bang a gilf
for what purpose?!

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>>159103864
>Literally fucking anyone else
>Lucio.

"lol need healer"

>>159104332
>rein looks the exact same

wait I'm confused, what does he look like with the helmet off in the future?

>>159104332

Oh god Rein looks so shitty I can't read this.

>>159104385
Everyone wants Ana.

>>159103383
what's the story behind this webm?

>>159104478
Even pharah?

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>>159103895
Zarya. How can you not enjoy bullying cyka blyat omnics and puggles too stupid to not attack the shield? I am disappointed with Blizzard because they didn't give her the true Russian sit. Though I guess what they gave her is okay. Also she's so easy mode anyone with a pulse and two hands can do good with her.

>>159104518
Especially pharah

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Thoughts on Dad 76's PTR buff.

I think the damage outweighs the bullet spread by a lot.

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> being such a cuckold that he lets other people bully him into being a healer

pretty pathetic

>>159104435
>>159104449

First Strike was supposed to be the start of Overwatch, now it's apparently the end of the Omnic war. So it's not wrong that he's got white hair.

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>QP
>Dorado defense
>Ebin meme stackers pick 3 Junkrats
>Works for a while
>Someone from enemy team switches to Zarya
>Our faces

>>159104505

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A45FQvlfU6Q

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>>159102272
>really like Western cowboy outlaw stuff, think McCree is a cool guy
>everyone uses him for gay shit
Pretty disappointed 2bh

>>159104582
I pick Ana voluntarily though

>>159104332
The girl on the centre is Liao

>>159104332
>animoo loli looks wildly out of place next to other characters
>Reyes's leg has an extra knee and his thigh looks like it's almost as thick as his torso
>the Liefeld-sized gun on Morrison
>the entirety of Torbjorn but especially that fucking hammer arm
I take it back, that's pretty bad.

>>159104623

It's not the white hair that bothers me it's the fucking retarded proportions and chin strap.

>>159104161
no, thats why she uses hacks, duh!

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>Join a match you think you're gonna lose
>Leave and rejoin immediatly to cancel the match
Nice system, fucking Blizzard

>>159104706
They shouldn't have made him so sexy then desu

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> he's a mercy main

>was 3113
>now 2874

fucking kill me

>>159104706

Same. It's a bummer for sure when he's so ripe for The Man With No Name-esque interactions.

>>159104582
>the person that demands i heal them as ana/zen
>let them die multiple times
>they eventually cave and apologize

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>>159104873

>>159104867
Wait does that actually work? No penalty?

>>159104706
>>159104916
he has 00000.0000 character so the gays just fag him up

>>159104930
>shit that never happened

>TFW the same people that you pushed to victory last round are now shit talking you in the next since you're on different teams

Why do people gotta be such assholes. Its not the words that get to me, but just the betrayal of attitudes. Why the fuck does Blizzard allow ex-teammates to be enemies in following rounds. This isn't fucking Smash Brothers. Its not fun fighting people you're friendly with.

>>159104947
Yup, everyone and their mother abusing it at Master's rank

>>159104970
He has a lot of character. I always enjoy listening to him more than boring Soldier. His backstory is also more interest than half of the cast.

Is that new patch live with the 76 buffs?

>>159104930

My ass. They'd just continue to run into death with open arms and continue on loudly about how shit our healer is.

>>159105102
Wait so you just leave, rejoin, and leave again?

>>159105108

Even as a lover of cowboys McCree's personality is eh. Matt Mercer is a great guy but I don't like the smugness he gave McCree much. Kilmer pulled off the smug cowboy perfectly and McCree tries to be that womanizing smooth talker too but I don't think it works as well.

>>159105296
Mccree is smug and a bit angry but also having chivalry. Read his comic. This spaghetti fully nice mccree is completely fanon

>>159105296
Really? He doesn't strike me as smug, he just seems nice to everyone

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Give me the funnies.

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>2nd placement match
>we lose 2 rounds quickly
>working hard as reaper
>gain 2 rounds
>99% on the point
>we wipe
>unable to get it back
>lose
what a fucking waste, what's the goddamn point? i'm going to place so low it wont be fucking worth the effort. just a waste of goddamn time.

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I just realized that Zarya reaches and grabs for something during this highlight intro that isn't there.

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ALRIGHT /OWG/, LET'S GET TO BUSINESS AND FIGURE OUT WHO THIS DAMN GAY CHARACTER IS, THROUGH THE POWERS OF ELIMINATION.

NOT ALL EVIDENCE IS CONCRETE. REIN FLIRTING WITH ANA DOESN'T MEAN HE'S STRAIGHT. THAT BEING SAID, IT'S THE ONLY THING WE GOT TO TRY TO WEED OUT THE DIRTY HOMO. IF ANYONE HAS ANY LINES OR INTERACTIONS THAT IMPLY THEY LIKE THE OPPOSITE LIST, THEY'LL BE STRUCK FROM THE LIST.

ANYTHING I'M FORGETTING, EITHER INCRIMINATING OR CLEARING, LET ME KNOW. STATE YOUR CASE.

>>159105506
Have you seen Stranger Things? The sheriff there is basically mccree. He is nice but not all the time and not to those who he thinks don't deserve it.

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>>159105506
>press Z to let everyone Deadeye is ready
>"You know what time it is."
>not smug

>>159105608
There's also how her ass implodes in her flex win pose

>>159105205
No, you just leave before the round begins -> countdown to cancel will start -> rejoin again and it will keep going until the match is cancelled. I think it's reportable but jut the fact that it's possible proves what kind of developers we are dealing with

>>159105610
You have no evidence for McCree other than he "flirts" with Ana and none of the male characters. Why is he gay?

Junkrat has shown no interest one way or the other.

Literally the only potential is 76 and Reaper solely due to plot reasons and if it isn't confirmed in First Strike, it won't be them.

There is also nothing for Zarya either.

>>159104565
It's a buff, but not enough. Spread is still an issue, and a big part of your damage comes from a 8 second cooldown. If they don't want to make the spread reset faster, they should at least give him more ammo or lower rocket cooldown to finish off targets.

>>159105109
No.

>>159105610
>Lucio, Hanzo, and Pharah not suspect
>Junkrat and Roadhog not discarded entirely just based on the fact that they're weird and ugly
Come on now, fampai.

>Mercy says "Hm. So that's what that feels like" whenever resurrected by another Mercy
probably would've never known if not for this brawl

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>>159103005
Last time I checked IDDQD used a zoomed sens of 30, 450DPI and in game sens 7. I'm not sure about other pros since they barely use her anymore so I'm not really sure. You may have to check stats when Widow was still meta before the June 14th, 2016 patch.

>>159105770
>76/Reaper fag tries desperately to defend his ship

There's also no evidence for those two. There's no evidence that anyone is gay other than Blizz saying there's a gay character. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if even Blizz doesn't know for sure.

>play casual
>pharmercy fags outside of their containment brawl
why

go home

>>159105610
d.va and tracer are the gay characters

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>>159105732
wow

>>159105506

His belt buckle says BAMF.

He's clearly a bit of a tool.

>>159105686
That doesn't really strike me as smug, more comedic than smugness imo.

Why are losing streaks built into the system

>>159105610
torb acts like a creep towards a few of the female heroes in his pre-match lines

d.va, mei, and symmetra i think

>>159105913
He can be smug like some of his kill lines. Also shuttling reaper

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>>159105610
Here is my evidence, totemo canonical. 3 birds with 1 stone.

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>>159105882
D.va is straight. I say this as an elite yurifag.

>>159105878
>There's also no evidence for those two.
There is plenty, not my fault you choose to ignore it fucboi. Accept it.

>there's a gay character
Design direction said there is a gay character. The Metzen corrected him and said there is already more than one. That was in the panel at comic con.

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>>159105610
We all know who it is

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>>159105732
LOL?!

>>159105610
>>159105770
>People still think they'll make Soldier and/or Reaper gay

They're the token soldier and edgelord that all the kids and preteens loves.

There's no fucking way the alienate that audience who still uses gay as an insult and thinks it's gross.

Something like making Pharah or Symmetra a carpet muncher is the safest because "lesbians are hot" and they're side characters. I'd have said Tracer but she's one of the faces of the game and would be another risky one.

>>159105968
*shittalking
>>15910591
>tool
>implying you don't need confidence and self-awarness to pull that off

>>159105686
It's literally fan service because of a meme, just like the Dorito D.Va

So what's gonna happen to shadowburn when they make a character that can reliably deal with genji?

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Which is the better Masked Ana Skin?

Shrike or Ghoul?

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>>159106042
Are you saying gay people can't be edgy? Excuse me Midnighter would like to have a word.

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Thread needs more rivalshipping, tbqh.

>>159106042
>Pharah or Symmetra
Why? These have no connection with each other. Pharmercy however has some suggestive lines, and a brawl dedicated to them

>>159106042
This "they must take the safest route" meme has got the stop. Blizzard does not care. Overwatch is wildly successful. They've already shoved autism into one of the characters. They made an awful ARG. The game is non-canon.

They can do whatever they want with the lore and it won't change how popular the game is. And there is nothing you can say to disprove that.

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>>159106120

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>it's the rarely released "Symmetra gets POTG while respawning" episode

>>159103737
Anyone can beat a winston 1v1 he has a huge fat head. As long as he's not hugging you with his crotch and dancing around you then he has to keep huge fat head in view while chasing you and you'll just annihilate him.

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>>159105892
She flexed too hard.
https://youtu.be/2TDtp4ubWYk?t=2m34s

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>>159105958
THANKS, FORGOT ABOUT THAT LITTLE GNOMISH PERV.

>>159106013
>There is plenty
WHY DON'T YOU ACTUALLY LIST SHIT INSTEAD OF JUST IMPLYING IT'S THERE FUCCMAN

>>159106120
Hard to say. I like Shrike, but Ghoul I think has better contrast.

>>159106291

Even if she tore a pectoral muscle, she would still beat any of us in an arm-wrestling match

>>159106158

I'm saying the dudebros and children who love edgy characters are typically made uncomfortable by fags.

>>159106171

Not together. I just meant either or. They're safe choices.

>>159106204

What does a one off comment by a writer about autism and an awful ARG have to do with them bucking the "safest route."

>>159106318
>>There is plenty
WHY DON'T YOU ACTUALLY LIST SHIT INSTEAD OF JUST IMPLYING IT'S THERE FUCCMAN

It's been posted for months in this general over and over again. Someone made and list and I have no fucking desire to go searching in the catalog when you are too retarded and more interested in making a fucking diagram than anyone else here.

>>159106120
I love ghoul.

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>>159106168
Worst widowmaker ship. In fact all widowmaker ships are bad except for widowmaker and her job

>>159106120

Shrike because it works outside of Halloween.

Shrike looks like a high tech futuristic sniper's suit. Ghoul has spiderweb designs over everything and says "TrckRTrt" on the gun.

>>159106390
>Desperate 76/Reaper shipper lashes out when realizing that he has no actual backing for his latent homosexual desires

>>159106390
I have no idea what you're talking about

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>>159106389
This applies to all male characters though not just soldier and Reaper

>>159106436
The only relationship Widow should have is her friendship with Reaper

>>159106318
>Junkrat is suspect because
"I can imagine him fucking everything"

This list is already retarded

>McCree flirts with Ana
>suspect

On what basis?

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>>159105958
I think Blizz should have made him flirt with every female in the game. They really dropped the ball (and burned the casserole) here.

>>159106487
How am I lashing out?

>>159106491
So you're not a regular then? Maybe you don't read? I can't help you there.

>>159106524
When does McCree ever flirt with Ana? The only interaction I remember between them is just the standard 'pleasure fighting with you ma'am'

>>159106318
I seriously think its Tracer

>>159106603
>damage control intensifies

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>>159106506
>*leans away*
Holy fuck, that's hilarious.

>>159106631
You were always a charmer in a slurty voice.

>>159106506

I'm not saying you're wrong just that Soldier and Reaper are the two most identified with of the audiences who would get most upset.

I don't think it's out of the question that they'd slip it into one of the more minor male characters but if they do it's most likely something like McCree being bisexual because he's a Jack Harkness type who just sleeps around.

But somebody who is supposed to be serious and cool (Reaper and Soldier) won't be made gay, guaranteed because they're meant to appeal to that mainstream male audience.

>>159106436

Some of her dialog, especially with Ana, suggest some hope for her brainwashed mind. Leads us to think she can still be saved.

Otherwise, rivalshipping can just be fun. Especially if a happy-type character like Tracer teases the serious-type like Widow.

>>159106506
Lol hi Tumblr

>uses McHanzo, literally the most cancerous community/ship as an example

lol, no really, I am laffin

>>159106631
He's talking about that scene. Ana says he was a charmer and gets bashful. He doesn't do that to any males. If he is a charmer, why doesn't he make jabs at males too? He hasn't.

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>>159106506

>>159106603
>I'm not lashing out!
>lashes out in the very next line
Cite your sources you little shithead.

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>roadhog on enemy team misses man of accurate time telling

>>159106683
You sound pretty defensive honestly.

>>159106692
> McCree being bisexual because he's a Jack Harkness type who just sleeps around.

Nice headcanon. There are tons of serious fictional characters who are gay. Not to mention mccree has tons of male fans himself because he is a dps hitscan that attracts all the tryhards

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>Doing some QP
>"why is my game running like ass after each update"
>"like i only get 25fps"
>"it shouldn't run this shitty on my MACBOOK AIR"
>"Player left the game."

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>>159105878
Not that anon, but I honestly think it could go one way or another. It's the same friends/rivals story we've seen a million times, but I don't think having them be involved romantically really changes the formula too much. What >>159106042 is saying is probably right though - if Blizzard ever drops names, they'll most likely be women just because lesbians are A) more marketable than gay men, B) generally considered more "kid-friendly" because of it, and C) therefore easier to portray in a serious and positive light. I don't think I've ever seen a gay guy portrayed as anything but a shrieking, mincing, rainbow-flag-waving stereotypical joke character (as in the kind who is solely characterized by his sexuality) outside of M-rated games.

Either way, considering how the writers have addressed this, I think they'll be handling it way too carefully to do anything but point to the blandest, most perfect and least controversial character and say that that's the gay one.

>>159106757

Hell, whose to say Widow might not be Bi? Use your imagination, friends!

>>159106757
She's kind of right 2bh, or at least that last sentence is

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>ask my team why we have 3 widows on attack, that are not hitting anything at that
>dude it's just a game, it's just qp, who gives a shit, fuck off don't take the game so seriously
>go mei and block them, reply with "It's just quick play dude you said it yourself"
>they leave after going apeshit, typing long as fuck paragraphs and saying im ruining the game
>we win

That's how it fucking works faggots, you don't get to just use that excuse to allow YOUR shitty behavior, it works both ways.
And I swear the same shit happens every time.

>>159106506
Why does that apply to all male characters?

>>159106830
says the guy with no real argument

>>159106920
All the human male characters.

>>159106894
>Not playing what I want them to = actively griefing
is this what angry manchildren actually believe?

McCree comes across like he'd be the subject of a Tom of Finland art-piece.

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>>159106732
True she seems to still have feelings for her husband

So the only acceptable widowmaker ships are her job and her dead husband.


But fuck it I'm not the police.

Ship whatever you want. Except pedophilia. In that case you should be shipped... off to the asylum.

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>>159106868
Bisexuality is just a phase that adults grow out of nearing their thirties

>>159106825
I don't know what you define as lashing out anon. I'm not going back for that copy pasta because I don't feel like wasting 20 minutes to find it.

Why didn't you just read it when it was posted over and over again a few weeks ago?

>>159106947
And where's yours?

Mccree is a cum dumpster.

Instead of faggot shipping, could we talk about Elo hell, missed Halloween loot, shitty teammates who use "is jus a gaem" as an excuse and how overpowered Genji is?

>>159106872
Except you know the Ana McCree interaction. It's just fangirls being mad that they can't ship two hot dudes without thinking it is all in their imagination

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>>159106756
THAT'S RETARDED, BUT I BELIEVE IT.

>>159106524
YEAH ALRIGHT, THATS FAIR. THE JUNKRAT SUSPECT WAS BULLSHIT BECAUSE I WANTED SOME RED ON THE BOARD TO START.

>>159102182
Why the fuck do people care who's gay or not, they'll never be happy with the result.
>Reaper was gay the whole time
>BUT SOLDIER WASNT WHY NOT REEEEEEEEE

>Mcree was gay the whole time!
>B-BUH MY ZARYA SHIP!!!!!!!/Hetero males hate it

>Tracer was gay the whole time!
>SHOULD HAVE BEEN PHARAH/MERCY REEEEEEEEEEEE

Its fucking pointless, wish people would focus on them fleshing out the characters over their sexual identity which adds nothing to them other than what they fuck.

Homo posting has gotten obnoxious as fuck lately, I blame Sombra.

>DIE! DIE! D-URGH!

Every time.
How do people who actually know how to play Reaper time this shit? What am I doing wrong?

>>159106920

The reality is literally mentioned in the image, m8. I wouldn't give a shit if one or two of the guys were gay, but there's always going to be some insecure dweebs who want nothing to do with a gay guy.

>>159107018
Why don't you post this pasta that only you know about?

>>159106840

What the fuck are you even trying to say here?

Nowhere did I say that was what I believed for one. I said that would most likely be their justification. He's a smug womanizer so I said making him the bisexual Jack Harkness type makes sense. Not that it's fact nor my "headcanon."

And nowhere did I say there aren't tons of fictional gay characters so what the hell was the point of that? My only point has been that Soldier being the SOLDIER who all the dudebros and kids are supposed to identify with isn't going to end up gay because they'll all go "eww gay" and the same with Reaper because, again, your average male loves the badass edgelord and making him gay would be an immediate turnoff for them. The majority of the ones who love Reaper and Soldier's characters are going to be your normies that come from Call of Duty.

>>159106318
what does torb say to d.va?

>>159107038
Instead of shipping wars you want to go back to what we discuss every other thread?

>>159107060
Sombra and D.Va will be the cute lesbian couple

>>159107042
So McCree is straight, or at least is interested in women. I'm not saying every character is gay, I actually believe that most of the cast is straight BUT what she said of not being able to prove or disprove their sexual orientation is a valid point. Like someone could say half the cast is gay and I can't really disprove it

>>159107012
This - all the "bisexuals" I've known throughout my life have all grown out of it and have returned to heterosexuality like a true patrician

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>>159106894
>he takes QP this seriously
Wew.

is blizz the most incompetent dev of all time?

>>159107106
No it does not. You are making headcanon for mccree while going against headcanon for soldier and reaper. It makes no sense. I already addressed the last paragraph. Are you purposely not reading what I write?

Why is it inconsistent whether or not Reaper and Mei get hit by Roadhog's shotgun after being hooked?

Sometimes they get shot and die, other times they block before being hit.

>>159107060
Curiosity, mostly. I don't give a shit who's gay, I just want to know because it was made clear that someone is.

It's like if you were in a room with a group your friends and it came out that someone in there has a six toed foot. It wouldn't really change how you view whoever it was, but you'd still want to know who.

>>159107059
>McCree
>"he always was a charmer"

There's no implication that he was straight either, being a charmer is part of his personality. I'd even say he's a natural charmer and he's not even aware of it and this could go both ways.

>>159107067
Drop from above.
Combine it with other ults.
Drop in the middle of chaos on a teamfight
Watch out for things that could stop you, ana dart, roadhog hook, mcree flashbang, etc.

Unless they're right in front of you, they will die before they're able to do much.

>>159107067
Reaposition to a high point where you can't be easily seen.
Wait for enemy team to push or bunch up behind Reinhardt
????
Collect souls

>>159107067
99% success scenarios
>Ana ult and team follows
>Another threatening ult is going and you flank
50% success scenarios
>solo flank
20% success/retards
>Ghost in to their faces

Outside of weighing who you are ulting, like if you go into Mcree range and flashbang is up, you aint' getting it.

>>159107190
most bisexuals I've know have used it as a transition to full-blown homo or tranny shit

>>159107059
You can probably put Genji down as suspect, since we know he used to be a playboy but it's unspecified as to who he was with. Also him saying that he became "whole" after meeting Zenyatta, but that's still inconclusive.

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>>159106851
>I think they'll be handling it way too carefully to do anything but point to the blandest, most perfect and least controversial character and say that that's the gay one.

Exactly. It takes legitimate delusion to think Blizzard is going to base the entirety of the plot to their game around their MAIN CHARACTERS having a gay break up.

I'd bet anything on this.

>>159107018
>there's evidence of gay shit
where?
>lol I'm not going to find it myself

>>159107216
The money they make says otherwise

>>159102182
>team calls me about for being bad
>4 gold medals
Everytime

>>159107245
But he has no evidence of charming males. He's only done that with Ana. It's the only line pointing even a little to his sexuality. It's not much, but it points him in a direction at the very least.

>>159107245
She says it in a flirts voice not in a friendly one. It's obvious that mccree is at least interested in women

>>159107257
>99% success scenarios
>>Ana ult
thats pretty much the only thing you need with that bitch

>>159107260
Funny all bisexuals I know who are still bisexual are broken degenerates too.

>>159107303
>thinking medals mean anything
Did your team win?

>>159107216
Every change they have made has been a good change.
Their only weakness is moving a bit slow.

So I think I'd call them good, rather than incompetent. Also, I prefer slower patch cycles.

>>159107282

The only "evidence" is people's assumptions. Nothing stopping us from using our imaginations.

>>159107282
>where?

It's a giant green text of all the examples. There are hints from the Halloween event all the say to Morrison's bio. It was posted constantly weeks ago. How does no one remember it?

>>159107260
Degeneracy truly runs rampant in this day and age.

>>159107125
He makes a pass saying how he'd like to get under the hood of her mech. Could just be interest in mechanics, but it is also heavily suggestive in delivery.

>>159107418
Give us what you remember.

>>159107418
I will literally suck your dick if you post it itt. But you wont cause you're a fag.

>>159107417
Nothing on that green text list was an assumption, it listed things that were in the game, comic, etc.

Also there is barely any lore, so any bit that gets revealed has to be considered. That's how these things go.

>>159107270
I disagree. The playboy thing just implies that he has a sexuality, not what it is. And the whole Zen teacher thing is, as far as we know, only that.

>>159107418
I remember the greentext, but not the entire list. Do you have it, anon?

>>159107519
Best skin for best girl.

>>159107378
>Also, I prefer slower patch cycles.
literally why?
>inb4 "i have a life"
not an excuse to want less content

>>159107468
>>159107507
>>159107535


Ok fine, I'll give it 10 minutes of searching but if I can't find it by then I'm not going to bother. Wish me luck.

>>159107521
Playboy is usually referred to a male sexing a lot of women though. I don't think I have ever heard a gay man be called a playboy

>>159107378
>Also, I prefer slower patch cycles.
I agree for balance and seasons, but not for content. This game is content barren as fuck for a $40 price tag.

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i want to fug the smug

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>game is so lacking in things to talk about that people are discussing the sexual orientation of heroes

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Just gonna leave this here for ya, /owg/. Pic unrelated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF0_PrCGcaI

>>159107231

I've literally brought up zero headcanon for McCree. Stay angry that your crackship won't happen though.

>>159107594
Good luck. I wish to state I do not oppose reaper76. But I am doubtful of its canonical this may convince me.

>>159107629
It was discussed since beta turdo.

>>159107641
Yes you have. I am not defending any pairing. I just find it funny that you show contradiction in your logic.

>>159107629
This is what happens when we get a fucking cocktease ARG that amounts in us unlocking a spray.

>>159107251
>>159107257
>>159107256
Makes sense.
I'll try to be more patient and not just charge in and ult like an idiot, thanks for the tips m80s.

>>159107179

Statistically you have more evidence than they do.

>>159107629
Only going to get worse after Sombra is released cause we'll have another 4 month content draught.

>>159107367
yes, i was play of the game as well

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>>159107257
>tfw you've wraithed up to a whole team in plain sight and wiped them out with your ult
Was a last ditch effort with 4 seconds left so I have no idea how they let it happen

>>159107275
>It takes legitimate delusion to think Blizzard is going to base the entirety of the plot to their game around their MAIN CHARACTERS having a gay break up.
When you put it that way, it sounds almost tumblr-tier. Reminds me of that Flash game about the starship captain whose ex-boyfriend was an alien warmonger or something.

>>159107257
>Ghost in to their faces
This shit makes me laugh every time but then I cry realizing I'm still getting placed in games with these shitters.

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>>159107637

>Reaper in pink

Part of me is disgusted, their other is laughing. Not sure how I should feel.

>>159107727

Christmas brawl in December and without a doubt a new map no later than January.

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>can download a 40gb game in 30 minutes
>can't play overwatch without dropping packets everywhere

the fuck is up with overwatch

>>159107737
>>159107754
I miss the days when the game was first in beta/release. That shit was hilarous.

Mcree wide open ults killing everyone, Reaper face-tarding to groups to murder them, Pharah ults killing soldiers,mcrees and widows.

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Shh, firefighter is sleeping.

>>159107823
S O M B R A

>>159107326
Ana is a highly respected member of Overwatch.
The line "It's an honor to fight by your side, Ma'am." is just him paying his respects to her.
I honestly think he wasn't even trying to flirt with Ana, it's just a matter of his VA trying to make him sound flirtatious, heck all his voice lines sound flirty as fuck.

>>159107270
You can say Zenyatta as filled Genji's gaping hole with his robotic polished wisdom.

>>159107864
WAKE UP

>>159102883
No, it doesn't. Just look at the first 30 posts of this thread. I honestly hope the fanbase of this game aren't as retarded in their everyday lives.

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>>159107864
firefighter has a black helmet
impostor detected

>>159107845
Sad part is this wasn't in beta or anything like that, it was 3 weeks ago

>>159107814
We just had an event and fagposting has never been higher. We'd need a handful of new maps, a new hero and like 2 more game-modes to combat the queer menace.

Don't even care about the gayposting in most cases(except tonight its horrible) I just want blizzard to get off their asses and design more than skins and half-baked pve modes.

>literally arguing over who is gay and who isn't

You people are tumblr.

Both sides can fuck off.

>>159107586
People usually overreact to changes. They need some time to actually notice the differences.

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>>159107864

Then she won't mind if I ironically burn her to death?

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>get matched up against last team I played with in qp
>decide to dick around as assault bastion on Hollywood
>former teammates are trash
>soldier keeps rushing me, and killing himself with nades
>genji just stands in front of me like a dummy while he flails around his sword
>zarya thinks her shields will save her
On top of that, whenever I got my ult, Ana would turn me into the fastest mini panzer ever.
Even got Triple Threat that round.

potg went to me for just killing mercy in tank mode

Any good futa art?

>>159107896
Ana sounds flirty when she says you were always a charmer. Also mccree only says that to Ana not any other Overwatch members. Not even to Jack. It's clear he has an interest in women

Post gay, doesn't matter the ship

>>159107701

An off-handed comment about something Blizzard might pull =/= my personal head canon.

The only point being made is that if a male HAD to be made gay they'd likely be made a bisexual manslut because you can still spin it.

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>>159107864
no one gives a shit about fatties

>>159108008
Should be reversed

>>159107823
Just because it's fast doesn't mean it's stable? Sorta like how I personally can have 30 mb/s download speed but my ping is stuck at 50 at the absolute best. That being said, OW does seem to have a bit of trouble keeping packets.

>>159107991
yes just search for it on pixiv

>>159107752

Because S76/Reaper IS tumblr-tier.

>>159108005
You literally compared him to another character. Why in the world do you think mccree might be Bi?

>>159107991

If SFM counts as "art", then yes. Tonnes of it from SFM "artists" on Tumblr.

I think Winston is definitely gay

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>>159108068
Ask, and you shall receive.

:^)

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Have you accepted Paladins are the superior, more deep and satisfying game today, anon?

>>159107995
>Ana sounds flirty when she says you were always a charmer

How is this any relevant to McCree's sexuality.

>Also mccree only says that to Ana not any other Overwatch members. Not even to Jack. It's clear he has an interest in women

Lore-wise probably because his mentor was Gabe and Gabe was Jack's bestfriend so they get to hang out pretty often. That or the fact that he doesn't know that 76 is Jack in the game.
He's also a member of Blackwatch so there literally was zero missions involved with Ana.

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>>159108150
>making the gay character a literal nonhuman

Wouldn't ever happen but I would lose my shit if it did.

>>159108197
Reverse, as in she goes to sleep, dummy.

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>>159108207

( Y o u )

>>159108207
Didn't you learn from tribes? A F2p shooter by hi rez is doomed. Especially since there is a much more popular version of it.

>>159108108

I don't, dumbass. It was an example of something they COULD do easily with McCree's personality.

I want to have sex with McCree.

>>159108150
>leaving a moon full of hyper angry men
I don't think so.

>>159108249
He wasn't paying respect to her only because Ana replied to him in a slurty voice. Why do you want soldier and reaper not to be gay and mccree to be gay so much?

Ana is only Overwatch member mccree says that to no one else

>>159108207
I think a flamethrower lance is cool.

>>159107594
>>159107676

I went to the last Overwatch thread in the catalog and it only goes back until the 25, and I'm pretty positive it was posted farther back than that. It's gone.

Unless there is a catalog that goes back farther on another site I won't be able to find it.

>>159108207

I didn't even know this existed. After looking it up holy shit that's embarrassing.

>>159108335
Are you a man?

>people are defending blizzard for shutting down the event early
>say it was the players' own fault for not buying the skins earlier when they were opening chests to see if they could get the skin without spending 3000 coins on it
>not just a few people, but a lot of them popping up everywhere anyone is saying something bad about Blizzard
I seriously did not know the Blizzdroning was this bad.

Genji in the animated short reflected hanzos ult but in game he can't
Why did blizzard do this?

>>159108150
My momma told me that all them fellas' that com' from tha' moon are ho-mo-shexual.