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Custom NPCs' Hostile Takeover Edition

>Previous Thread
>>158579353

>Wiki
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Stardew_Valley_Wiki

>Steam page
http://store.steampowered.com/app/413150/

>Mod list and guide
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/modding-guides-and-general-modding-discussion-redux.109131/

>Portrait Mods Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/scPQxmy8

>/sdvg/ Recommended Mods
http://pastebin.com/8MnxYWY4

>Where are the Jas Marriage/Yandere Jas Bachelorette/Bachelor Vincent mods?

Jas Marriage Mod (in the description of the video): http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/jas-events-mod-or-character-development-for-jas.125502/
Yandere Jas Mod (in the description of the video): http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/yandere-events-for-jas.125828/
Bachelor Vincent Mod: >>158766525

>Lewdfics
http://pastebin.com/6TH2iu1L

>How do I zoom out / downsample from larger resolutions / take those cool giant screenshots?
Guide: http://pastebin.com/7n5Pis5S (embed)
Or just wait for ConcernedApe to add it https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/705463810329448448 (embed)
Or try using your GPU features: Nvidia -> DSR, AMD -> VSR

>Interactive farm planner
https://stardew.info/planner/

>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/ySgSDdYC
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Are the Obelisks worth it?
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>>159021971
Oh, so that's how you can be "not-discreet", I had always wondered if there were some ways to be a dick about that.
It would have been even better if you could make his relashionship with Marnie public, and in general if you could choose to be a dick in a way that affects the relationships of the villagers.
INB4 in that case everyone would bully the shit out Pierre.
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I want beta-shane to tear my asshole
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>>159036639
The "not-discreet" way of dealing with it was actually added with the 1.1 update, Lewis didn't react in any way before.
I'm with you though, I want the real possibility of becoming the most hated person in the entire Valley by making everyone else's lives miserable.

I mean, it'd be a nice change of pace from the countless nice guy/gal playthroughs. It'd also give something more "evil" to do other than joining Joja.
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jas lewds when?
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bumpy
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Reminder that Maru is the superior wife and so the best girl in Stardew Valley based on absolutely objective truths:

Optimistic
Sweet
Intelligent
Not shallow
Can adapt
Not a spoiled emo brat
Independent
Talented
Loyal
Respects her parents
Loves her brother despite everything
Has dreams but knows her limits and accepts failure
Immune to her dad's autism
Has created a sentient being (which makes her a literal life-giving goddess)
Her insight on the vastness and voidness of the universe doesn't give her an existential crysis
Not demanding
Delicious brown
Glasses
Kinky in bed
Best butt
Widest hips
Thicc
Easy to please
Nurse
Likes stealthy standing sex while Harvey is visiting patients
Anal queen
Can orgasm from french kissing
Squirts the most
Exhibitionism fetish
Builds custom made sex toys for you and her
Looks best when pregnant
Gives the children with the best genetics
Breeding machine
Knows how to rise children
Absolutely loves you and so she will forever
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>>159040089
she is a mulato, because of this all of that is irrelevant, if you did a little bit of research you would find that those half breed have higher chances of having a dna genetic disorder.
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>>159040273
Not the same person, but actually it's quite the opposite, if I remember right. DNA 'mixing' creates stronger strands, covering things that one part may not be able to cover, and vice versa.
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>>159040441
and it also increases the chances for new fucked up strand, the best example of this are dogs, after 100 years of badly breeding the dogs have created new genetical disorders that they didnt have for hundreds off years. the problem with race mixing is the fact that you no longer have the same thing that you started with, because of this there a higher probability for new genetic problems to rise. pretty much is just a trade off . and honestly if our scientists gave a fuck about the future they would be studying the effects of planned reproduction. instead of this garbage where everyone reproduces because of love
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>>159040357
fucking asshole dog actually made me pass out at 2am once before I learned you can just push pets out of the way
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>>159040089
Counterpoint: Maru is coma-inducingly dull.
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>>159040772
Honestly, I can agree with you on the planned reproduction. It'd make our genes much, much stronger without nearly as much risk. But then there would be the market for 'designer genes', people paying more for whatever more advantage they could eek out.
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>>159041353
its going to happen anyway with the new technology the chinese and japanese are developing.
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>>159040357
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>>159040357
>>159040815
I wish I could sell that dog.
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>>159036639
I already bully Pierre every year at the valley fair.
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Put them best to worst

Robin, Marnie, Caroline, Jodi
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>>159043743
Jodi>Marnie>Caroline>Robin
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>>159043743
Jodi > Caroline >Robin > Marnie
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>>159043743
-Robin
Nice and likeable woman, would fuck her every day while Dem is researching things.
-Jodi
Desperate housewife that needs a good unfamiliar dick as soon as possible.
-Marnie
annoying old hag.
-Caroline
I mostly ignore her.
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>>159044838
That's why I'm looking forward that event so much. In my first year he beat me, now it's time for some delicious payoff.
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>>159048549
Meant for >>159043438
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>>159043743
Robin>Marnie>Jodi>Caroline
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>>159048549
>>159048715
I beat him for the first three years on a new character.
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What other Stand users are in the Valley /vg/?
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>>159050761
What's its power?
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>Its a "cant catch the fish you want for the bundle" episode

Fucking Walleye.
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>>159040772
Physical attraction looks for obvious factors like health and is also attracted to non obvious factors like immune system compatibility. But since you're talking about
>Eugenics
The Nazis ruined that word so say hello to another hundred years of dark ages.
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>>159051424
Paralyzes its target in a sense of euphoria and induces hallucinations.
That's all that we know of this stand for now.
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is it just me or is 1.1 a bit underwhelming?
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>>159054828
Nah, it's a substantial update, what did you expect.
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>>159054828
For the standards of a full videogame, Stardew Valley was always very shortcoming. But if you consider that it's made by just one guy alone it's pretty impressive. I'm sure if he had the help of a small studio or at least two more guys to make sprites and some code it probably could have been on par with a real HM/RF game. This guy clearly has a vision AND talent, but his capabilities as a mortal human only go so far, dude's burned out like hell.
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>>159055191
i mean
if you're not interested in emily/shane there really isn't that much new content

more farm maps are nice but it feels like it's just more of the same minmaxing to buy even more horribly costly shit for... bragging rights
a new profession would've been nice, at the very least giving cooking some depth
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>>159055469
I agree, the scale of the game is pretty good considering it's a solo operation.
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when does this game get updated so I can NTR everyone in the valley?
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>>159055497
>if you're not interested in emily/shane there really isn't that much new content
He added new maps, new buildings, new crops, new goods, new end-game goals, new post-marriage mechanics. If all you care about is min-maxing for profit then yeah I guess he didn't add much, but that style of play is always going to be extremely limited compared to other styles.
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Should i? I haven't delved into the skull mines much yet
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>>159058000
What are you going to do with just one bar? Make a sprinkler?
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>>159058000
Dunk a quarter million gold into a metric fuckton of stone and bombs/food.
Go deep.
Go super deep.
No. Go deeper. Don't stop.
If you aren't pulling a thousand iridium from the caverns you're doing it wrong.
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>>159058000
That's a lot of gold for something you can get for free in 1-2 days into year 3. If you don't have access to iridium yet and want better sprinklers and have the kind of money to blow on that bar, then just buy iridium sprinklers from Krobus.
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>>159058758
>rushing the dungeon part.

Not that it's your fault, but it's sad how a part that should be about exploration and fights gets always rushed.
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>>159061793
I mean, its not like its a good part of the game. The first time sure, but if i want good dungeon combat/exploration I can go play a roguelike.
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>>159061954
I know, that's why I said that it's not your fault. I try to use less stone ladders as possible, but I understand that it's the game itself that makes people rushing it.
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Why did this fucker survive?
Will it grow grapes?
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Post your farms!
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>>159064546
That's one of my favuorite. Mine is still pretty poor.
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>>159064546
Winter is gonna suck all the dicks.

Do I have to stay awake for pigs to find/produce truffles?
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>>159065487
pigs don't do shit in the winter
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>>159065646
I mean prior to that.
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>8,456 people are playing the game right now

Not bad.
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>>159068527
I'm wondering if it can keep up this popularity for a whole year. Been about 9 months already and it's still one of the most popular games on Steam.
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>>159069139
I'd say for some other months for sure, everyone puts at least 30-40 hours on the game.
Then it mostly depends on if CA will keep working on it, I guess.
If he will release a proper official modding tool popularity will rocket for sure.
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>>159069840
The game is actually fun and has replay value though, it's uncommon for such a small-time indie title like this to take off so well and it has so little hype compared to something like Undertale which nobody even fucking plays anymore.
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>>159069840
I wonder. If we had an official modding tool (which I sure hope we're going to get) do you think it would reach - even if on a much, much smaller scale - the same stability in popularity that Skyrim got?

I mean, the game is easily moddable already. If we got an official modding tool, it would be even easier and it would help more people get into the game.

We could get dlc-sized mods with entire new questlines, places, npcs and stuff, maybe even overhauls.

The only thing that'd stop this game from growing bigger is the probably the fact that this is an indie game, so way less people know about it, and way less modding-oriented people are drawn to it.
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>>159069840
A sandbox mode along with the modding tool would be pretty cool too.
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>>159070504
I think the best we can hope for if we get modding support is a constant, dedicated following of a few thousand players that will stick with the game forever, similar to M&B Warband.
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>>159070562
What's going on there.
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>>159071016
>Amin Yashed
>Am in ya shed
>I am in your shed
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>>159070504
The popularity isn't that significant for a big modding scene to establish. Look at Rimworld, which is also sort of a one-man project currently still in alpha phase. He added sort-of modding support very early already and there's enough mods already to triple the content of the game. Considering it got exposure to chucklefuck's forum all the starbound modders are able to see it, if there's word for a modding toolkit i'm sure a lot will jump on the Stardew train as well.
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>>159071315
Fucking english language.
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What should I do with the rest of my farm/?
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>>159072578
Bulldoze it and replace it with something less autistic
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>>159072578
unless you've tapped trees outside your farm, get a small area for syrup/resin/tar
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>>159072578
Move the clock. Add another Barn and coop, and add a shed.
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>>159072578
Oh, I was thinking about making a pretty similar farm.
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>>159072578
you may want to add more lightning rods
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>>159072578
Get rid of the fence blocking off your fruit trees.
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>Alternate Elliott

I like the hair, and I'd probably like the beard too if it was a bit longer and maybe more wavy, but holy shit that nose.
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You can easily see the flaws behind the programming in this game. Like how every npc has only one line per day of the week and how there isn't a difference between animal artisan goods/plant artisan goods.
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>>159063719
There's nothing rush-y about spending a small empire's worth of gold to go FULL RETARD dungeon diving.

You can certainly run it the normal way
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>>159074467
Yeah, the game needs polishing from basically any point of view.

>>159074440
Really good, this is one of the very few mod portraits that I like, it would fit pretty well.
Has he remade some other character?
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>>159075587
Nope, seems like it's their first mod.
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/alternate-elliott.126499/
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>>159075727
Really hope that he will make the other ones, I hate how 99% of the mod portraits don't fit the game and the characters at all.
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>>159035723
flo lewds when
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>>159072578
Stop minmaxing
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>Beating Pierre's ass in the fair
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>>159079179
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>Sparrow got commissioned for Stardew Valley porn
>it's fucking horse dongs
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>>159079179
Pierre is based as fucked, he called out that jew Morris for his shit and then punched him out through the motherfucking roof.
I don't know why people hate Pierre, he's literally the most useful person in the whole valley for you with his shop.
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>>159079931
He only wanted to out jew Morris. He'd have done the same thing.
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What's wrong with a man earning a living to support his family and his golden Yoba statue
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>>159081709
Nothing unless he won't shut the fuck up about his shop that he tries to shill 24/7. I think he is a decent bloke but man shut up about your store. I don't give a fuck. He almost makes me
want to go shop and jojew.

Praise Yoba, peace be upon him.
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>>159078327
Probably never.

I've ended up drawing shitty, traced porn of him myself 'cause I know that he's just not popular enough.

There's barely any porn of Stardew Valley as it is.
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>>159082287
nothing wrong with a man passionate of his livelihood.
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>>159078327
http://i.imgur.com/GLLadoV.png

we need more flo lewds
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>>159082884
Is that it?

Is this the same guy that did the Vincent and Jas lewds?
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>>159082558
You're right, there isn't. But has he ever spent an afternoon with his family before? There is a point where you go past passion and into obsession and beyond.

Praise Yoba, peace be upon him.
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>>159083182
dunno if it's by the same guy, I only found it by really digging around.

didn't even know there actually were vincent and jas lewds, I thought that was a meme.

but yeah, that's it. only thing I could find of the guy.
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>>159083365
maybe if Caroline and Abigail aren't jobless leeches, he wouldn't have to work so hard
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>>159083382
>I didn't even know there actually were vincent and jas lewds

The Vincent ones are here if anyone wants them: http://imgur.com/a/WOojH

I don't know where the Jas ones are though.
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>>159083940
style looks pretty different, I don't think they're by the same guy.
then again, styles change. so who knows.
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>>159083458
Probably if Caroline just stopped ordering take out from the saloon every single day.

Praise Yoba, peace be upon him.
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In my first year, went down the caves in the desert the first time and got fucking wrecked.
Is there any way to get more defense or HP?
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>>159085845
Yeah cook something with +defense, I guess. Carry a bunch of healing food.

If you shelled out the dosh to fix the bus, you either have a resource stockpile or you're an idiot.
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>>159086045
Needed to fix the bus anyways for fish bundle, but yeah, I have some resources lying around.
Guess I need to make some food, thanks.
Even though I hate wasting my resources on food.
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>>159085845
You should have the best armor/rings already if you completed the mines. But clearing floors in the skull cavern is a waste of time, you're better off searching for a ladder down and taking it every time. Or doing the speed run method of buying shitloads of bombs and stone to make staircases.
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>"um... Hello"
>"The weather is interesting today, don't you think?"
>"Sorry..."

What did she mean by this?
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>>159087352
Penny is awkward because she's used to being ignored by people. I mean, not very many people interact with her in town do they? Just Sam and the kids, most of the adults have nothing to do with her even though she lives right in the middle of town and spends most of her time outside or in public spaces.
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>>159088064
She's also friends with Maru, but I'll bet the one who initiated that friendship was Maru rather than Penny.
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>>159088064
Does Sam ever interact with her outside of festivals? I've never seen them in the same place.
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>>159088815
Not really, similar to how Alex and Haley rarely interact except at festivals yet they're friends. Penny doesn't really socialize, she just reads or sits outside whenever she isn't watching over or tutoring the children. I mean fuck, even Sebastian goes to the saloon to hang out with Sam and Abigail on Fridays, but Penny never deviates from her routine of isolation except for festivals, and even then she never seems to mingle.
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Who's got the big fishing picture of all the fish and where to get them?

I neglected to save it.
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>>159089839
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>>159089937
Thanks. Saved it now
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>>159089231
Haley at least hangs out with Alex when he works the ice cream stand in summer. But if penny doesn't care to socialize then fine. I say let the best waifu read in peace

Praise Yoba, peace be upon him.
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>>159089937
fuck that octopus, he was harder than some of the legendaries.
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>tfw mom sends you your favorite cookies
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Did I do something wrong?
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>>159093471
Trees grow randomly, so some will grow before others. That should be a fine layout though.
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>>159079749
>Sparrow Valley
SOUUUUURCE
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>>159093794
That's good. Thanks.
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I feel bad for Clint.

Not very much, but a little.
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>>159064546
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>>159099135
>All those crops to water
>first Spring
It's like you hate having Energy
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>>159099761

> spring 17
> steel watering can

nah
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>>159099972
Just noticed the Gem Berry but that just raises further questions

>Year 2
>haven't cleaned up your farm
>only one Furnace
>no buildings
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>>159085845
A fast sword is good.
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>>159100202

>Gem Berry

what
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>>159100202
It's a green bean

But he's got Rhubarb and I'm wondering how
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What would you like to see added to the whole marriage/girlfriend part of the game?
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So you faggots are all still refusing to acknowledge that this shit exists

http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/501/?tab=1&navtag=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nexusmods.com%2Fstardewvalley%2Fajax%2Fmoddescription%2F%3Fid%3D501%26preview%3D&pUp=1
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>tfw waiting for Clint to get to the bar so you can propose to Emily while he's in the room
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>>159102859
So I'll probably never pursue Emily but does Clint actually have dialogue about the farmer marrying her?
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>>159103457
I'll tell you when I get that far. So far the only mention is Emily saying Clint doesn't talk to her anymore for some reason.
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>>159101904
More interaction with the spouses (or NPCs in general) that isn't just shoving gifts up their asses. A quest line that is more than clicking the non-dickish answer during a cutscene. Help Leah find inspiration for her art and find an antidote after she accidentally ate a poisonous mushroom. Abigail goes missing in the mines and you have to rescue her, Emily gets lost in her dreams Yume Nikki style. It's something that i miss having played Rune Factory.
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I just completed the Community Center. Its was pretty underwhelming to be honest.
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Hold on a second. Isn't Jodi supposed to be married to Kent? Then why does she only have a single bed? Does she make him sleep on the couch?
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>>159106819
Because they share the bed. Idiot.
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>>159107024
But it's a single bed for one person, unlike other couples who have proper double beds for two people.
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>>159107426
Maybe kent can only be confotable enough to sleep on a trench
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>>159055469
>on par with a real HM/RF game

What do those games have that this doesn't? I'm legit curious.
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>>159106819
I just realized Jodie and Kent don't even own a TV. No wonder Vincent is bored all the time.
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>>159106685
Yeah that's what I figured. I'm glad I never gave a shit for completing it and probably wouldn't were it not for the other rewards like the minecart
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>>159109068
An actually progressing and interacting village. For example, in Back to Nature you had "rivals" (which became bachelors in later versions) that would marry potential bachelorettes under circumstances. You had some villagers change outside of dialogue and adopt a different daily schedule. For example Gray in BtN would permanently move out of town after some time unless you raised friendship enough with him and suggested him to work at the winery, he'd also eventually marry the librarian Mary unless you marry her first or he moves out.
Ellen, the elderly lady, dies somewhen in year 2, which has an impact on Ellie, her granddaughter and bachelorette.
These games have a lot more nuances with their villagers and a lot of interactions has an impact on how the game progresses. It's not a linear progression bar with each villager, it's a dense tree with lots of branches for events.
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>>159109068
Dunno, but the last Story of Seasons game kept me going for three times longer than Stardew did

Dunno why
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>>159097750
i did too, but you gotta realize hes like 10 years older then her.
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>>159112918
Are you sure? He seems maybe at most 30, and everyone seems in there mid to late 20s, at least to me.
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>>159113203
still a big age gap
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>>159115619
I'm having to guess you are young if you think an 'at most' gap that would be ~6 years is big. My father is 50, my step mom is only a few years older then me at 27. That's a big age gap.
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>>159116109
Most people tend to cut the age gap at ten years, even older couples. Anything more than that is seen as weird.
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>>159104763
These are great ideas.
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Hey guys can I get a little bit of help.

I started a new map with the new 1.1 update on a Forest Map and I know that you couldn't build on the grassy areas on the farm.

Then CA updated with a minor patch and said you could build on grass now, but I still can't build my stuff on the grass still.

Do I have to start a new game or something for it to work? I checked my files and they seem up to date and everything.
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>>159116109
hot.
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>>159116543
Assuming Clint is 30 and Emily is, say, 22, they still pass the "half your age plus seven" test.
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Just bought this game a couple days ago, why do my crops die at night even after I water them?

How do I begin farming?
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>>159117432
>38 level points.
>a couple of days ago.

Anon.
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>>159117905
ok it's been 5 days, sue me, just teach me how to start farming
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>>159118074
There is nothing to teach, the only reason for crops diying at night is the change of season.
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>>159118216
oh, I guess the change from spring to summer did it then. well fuck
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>>159104763
More questlines would definitely be nice, and I really like your ideas.
I'd also enjoy something like RF3, where you could recruit villagers to go into dungeons with you (we'd need a better combat system for that though).
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>>159118252
The granny should've sent you a letter about it
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>>159110471
Perfectly said. I hope the next main update will add these kind of elements, but sadly it's unlikely.
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>>159110471
Is Back to Nature the best starting point for the Harvest Moon / Story of Seasons series, or I should start from one of its sequels? What the best Rune Factory starting point?
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>>159106819
Yeah, I noticed it as well. It's strange, especially because CA hasn't fixed it, not even in the 1.1 update.
Maybe he really slees on the couch.
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>>159109210
That kid genuinely worries me.
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>>159123204
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>>159123204
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>>159123516
We need a Vinc mod about his evident issues.
inb4 it's a horror mod in which he snaps and kills everyone.
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Is it random who you get at the Christmas event?
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>>159124594
Yep.
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>>159120805
Dunno about the best HM starting point (my first one was Friends of Mineral Town, and I only ever played the handheld ones), but if you want to play the RF games, you'd better play them in order.
They all vastly improve upon the previous titles, so going back and playing the old ones after trying the new games is almost impossible.
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>>159123786
So basically a Yandere mod for Vincent too?
Could be neat.
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>>159125729
Each harvest moon has its own trick or feature so that cant be decided
Meanwhile in rune factory like you said they are improvements (in the game mechanics not in the villagers sometimes or plot either)
except Tides of destiny which says fuck farming we wanna explore. Honestly if you played any of those games and then come to stardew, you see how much can be improved, doesnt means its bad but it can be more.
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>>159125729
>>159125972
Alright, thanks mates.
For HM I will go with Back to Nature. SV, BtN and one RF game are enough for me, so I will try to start directly from the last RF game. Hope that Citra can run Rune Factory 4 decently, otherwise I'll go with RF3.
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Just bought this game
8 days ingame

/r/ tips and trivia
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>>159128741
fishing is fast cash early. Upgrade your tools often and early. Focus on befriending a few people at a time.

Don't go Joja
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>>159128741
Pierre is a dick
Wizard fucked his waifu
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Harem mod where?
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>>159129051
>Don't go Joja

Pierre, get off the internet.
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>>159129215
W-what?! I'm not Pierre.

There's a sale on fall seeds right now, you should buy something
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>chickens, ducks and rabbits suddenly start dropping iridium-quality items in winter
So the secret to getting iridium drops is letting them eat grass outside? Because I have so much animals, I can never actually keep up with the grass for them, and I never got any iridium quality items in spring through fall. But since you CAN'T have them eat grass in winter, I assume the game compensates for that and gives you the drops anyways - maybe because of the radiator in the barn/coop?
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>>159124594
>year 5
>still no tea set
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>>159126652
>>159125972
>>159125729
Should we turn this general into a more general farming games general?
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>>159133830
This was brought up a few weeks ago, I'd agree, but some people really hate japanese games, but they should get over themselves.
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>>159134169
Considering how many people on this general use anime mod portrait, that shouldn't be a problem, the harcore jap game haters are probably gone.
I think it would the best choice for everyone, but MH/RF fans should update the OP with the necessary information.
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>>159133830
as soon 3ds emulation happens maybe, I wont give a single fucking shekel to nintendo never again, I would pay for Story of season though
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>>159134549
>but MH/RF fans should update the OP with the necessary information.
Thank god the Fogu or whatever is called exist, just paste a link to that.
Also anyone who wants to play them on PC can too, every single of them except Story of season and RF4, I dont know how those will run on the 3ds emulator since its WiP
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>>159134569
Well, MH/RF fans can tell you more for sure, but as far as I read Back to Nature is still one of the most well received MH games and it's for psx, while there is only one RF game for 3ds there rest were for ds and so easily emulable, there is also Rune Factory: Tides of Destiny for ps3/wii but
>>159125972
>except Tides of destiny which says fuck farming we wanna explore.
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>>159134853
>>159135225
I wonder why the 3DS emulator is taking so long, last I heard the Wii U emulator is close to done.
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>>159135225
the problem is taht these types of games do not age well.
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>>159137139
It seems that Citra is more or less at that point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6WqV26IQc0

>>159137438
I haven't played them yet, but I doubt that they will feel so different from SV, they are probably better from some point of views, like an anon was explaining some posts ago.
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>>159137742
btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2DSGCYfMpE
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>>159137438
I dunno, FoMT and all the RFs (except for the second one imo, which was more of a transition piece) have aged pretty well.

>>159137742
They have a different atmosphere and different feel (especially RF, because it's more of an RPG than a farming game), and they certainly have a few features that I'd love to see in SDV (like rival marriages, a better combat system, the possibility of taking other NPCs in dungeons with you, age progression).

SDV has its own charm though. Being western and indie, it can have a more mature feel, with darker implications.
And with the added possibility of modding, it might become even better than any HM or RF game, especially if CA releases an official modding tool.
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>>159138186
>They have a different atmosphere and different feel (especially RF, because it's more of an RPG than a farming game)

I meant the gameplay, I doubt it will feel so dated compared with SV.
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>>159137742
The only problem is that Citra uses a different file type for the games. To get this file type you need to dump them from a 3ds though, and I can't, for the life of me, find already-dumped roms online.
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>>159138662
What? You mean that the roms that are floating around don't work on it?
Or just that you can't find any roms at all?
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>>159138662
let the emulator to be done and people will start dumping them online
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>>159137438
>the problem is taht these types of games do not age well.
what? Stardew valley is fucking HMDS, its almost the same fucking thing, including enemies in the caves but this ones dont promise me a wife I will impregnate and marry after walking my ass to 255 levels.
Also DS one has more events with the villagers and festivals. Now the game get 50 little shits in order to marry was annoying but it really feels more complete than SV SPECIALLY with this one being the first fucking HM where your fucking children AGED including the other kids. If you played the PS2/Gamecube one, even you and everyone else were getting their hay gray and eventually your farmer dying and your son taking over or getting the fuck out.
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>>159139345
Nope, they won't.
There's like three different types of roms for the 3ds.
>.cia, which are for a real 3ds with custom firmware
>.3ds, which are for a real 3ds with a flashcard
>decrypted/dumped 3ds roms, which are for citra

And to decrypt/dump the games you apparently need an actual 3ds anyway.
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>>159140553
Well fuck.
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>>159128741
>Talking to people daily builds relationship with them, but slowly.
>Always have money for crops
>Do the mines in the Winter
>Always accept quests that come in the mail because you can complete them anytime, unlike the ones you get from the bulletin board in town
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>>159128741
save your sea cucumbers
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>>159128741
Pay attention to the bundles, never forget them.
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>>159128741

>>159089937
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>>159128741
Keep your Hoe with you and use it where you see worms.
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I picked the forest map
Do I ever get a way to get rid of the bushes?
And can animals eat the grass that the bushes grow on, or only the tall grass?
I don't know if I can find a spot for a coop that won't take up too much farmable land
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>>159146234
Pretty sure you can remove bushes with the pickaxe.
Animals can only eat tall grass.
Just put the coop next to your house.
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>>159146205
This, seriously, it's more important than it sounds.
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>>159035723
So hey, I just found out about the general, and I'm wondering. Who's this guy?
Pretty sure I didn't meet him. Is he from some other place, like Sandy in the desert?
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>>159149608
Custom NPC called Flo
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>>159149840
Oh, we got custom npcs now? Neat.
Is he one of those that replaces one of the existing characters, or have we gotten over that?
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>>159149946
Having tried him yet, but based of the nexus page I think he doesn't replace anyone since he has own heart events and schedule.
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>>159150329
Thanks for the info.
Guess I'll check this guy out. I've gotten sick of talking to the same few people over and over.
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>>159075587
The guy just uploaded an alternate Shane.
And I gotta say, I dig it.
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>>159147450
Can you plant grass seeds on the grass tiles?
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>>159150865
I dont understand
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>>159151339
Mod portraits.
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>>159150865
Freaking nice, I'm really glad that he's doing the other characters, his style suits the game very well.
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>>159150865
I really like how he draws hair.
The neck looks a bit too long though.
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>>159151514
http://community.playstarbound.com/forums/mods.215/
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>>159151514
but why

Is this Shane with a weirdly thick goatee and odd ears? Is it appealling in some way that I dont understand
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>>159152604
i'm on to you
fucking alien scum trying comprehend human thought processes
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>>159151887
>mfw I finally get a good Abby portrait that suits both the style of the game and her personality.

I'm still praying for this fucking miracle.
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>>159126652
Playing Rune Factory 3 right now, it's time to properly use the hoe.
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>>159144439
4 wat?
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>>159154516
trust me. wink
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>>159154516

Lucky Lunch
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>>159154207
>Can bring anyone to explore with you
>All the shit from previous games with improved stuff
>Finish game after the cunt dragon
>.... what now?
I want tides exploration with rune factory 4 farming and shit.
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>>159154516
They make a good dildo.
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>>159154769
I just want 5
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>>159126652
You should go BtN > (M)FoMT, >HM:DS(Cute). They daisy chain into each other, connectivity-wise
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>>159155358
>HM:DS(Cute)
You had to fucking trigger me, thanks for remind me that one allows you to marry HMFoMT options
Thanks for remind me, that one had customization for the house and everyone would swap clothes color same for your girl
WHY THE FUCK THE BOY VERSION HAD TO BE THAT INFERIORWHY THE FUCK AS SOON I MARRIED ANN THE GAME HAD TO END, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>159120805
It depends. Back to Nature is probably one of, if not THE high point in the HM series. Though (More) Friends of Mineral Town is basically a remake of that, some people claim they improved some things and worsened others. The "More" version is basically the version for female player characters.
If you wanted to start i'd probably suggest playing the SNES game first since it probably plays closest to Stardew Valley sans combat and crafting, though that one is quite harsh with the time management, moreso than SDV.
Harvest Moon 2 for the Gameboy Color is also something you could look into, since it has some features that had real trouble returning, such as playing as a girl and having a farming partner NPC.
Harvest Moon DS (and the Cute version to play as female) followed the FoMT route for the most part and should be similarly enjoyable (protip: you can go the homoroute, it's just the translation saying "best friends" but gamemechanically you're married and even can have a baby).
Personally i found Island of Happiness rather good as well, since the game's premise was all about actually developing the newfound village into a flourishing city, though they did start slacking on this game, lacking gay dating and the touchpad controls can be iffy.
A Wonderful Life i would personally not recommend to really play. While the 3D works well and it generally has a nice atmosphere, it's the most slowpaced of the games in my opinion and they made animal husbandry a bit "too realistic" and complicated, for example cows need to be pregnant to produce milk etc. It arguably marked the dying of the series, since the original developers for the HM games left the studio for the most part at that point.
Animal Parade is trash and so is Tale of Two Towns, i haven't really touched any HM game since then.
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>>159152604
>but why

Because ConcernedApe's pixel art technical skill is pretty limited, so in this case that portrait appeals to people that want a similar style but better art.
In other cases people change the portraits because the want a different style.
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>>159155732
>Tale of Two Towns was trash
exactly why? I enjoyed it more than baazar, specially since had my biggest weakness in grills which is this one. I mean aside the forced fucking cooking contest which was retarded once you figured it out. And the festivals where tied per town but that also made have more. I dont really see the problem.
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>>159156285
>tfw they took my waifu and put her in the shitty abomination they called a harvest moon game
fuck story of seasons
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>>159156285
The story was pretty ridiculous, the goddess must have had a PMS episode when she blocked that tunnel. Personally i wouldn't have minded the split from the beginning, since i personally am more of a crop person, but it also was locking you out of potential marriage candidates early on. And a lot of events barely made sense and as you said the cooking contest was rather dumb. It showed a lot of the declining quality in recent HM games.
Also the jealousy system, dear god.
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>>159157737
>The story was shit
On that we can agree
>Also the jealousy system
I mean a thing like that would work if you had someone in love at certain point like orange hearth but that was rather dumb yeah.
I mean like you said it showed quality going down but I could enjoy the bits of it since I played all of them and I dealt with enough shit. Still not a good one in HM series but, I short of liked it. Specially since it was one of the fucking HM where we werent wearing a fucking hat as the guy in the DS games.
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Are there any tips for getting 5 gold-star parsnips in the first Spring? Y'know, besides just planting them in groups of 50 and hoping for the best?
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>>159158553
Why 5?
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>>159158553
Basic fertilizer.

>>159158665
Probably for the bundle.
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>>159158553
all you can do is plant a shitload and hope RNG doesn't fuck you
>tfw you realize you don't have enough time left in the season to plant more for the fucking quality crops
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>>159158665
The quality crops bundle for the community centre.
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>>159158761
Oh, right, I thought you needed only one gold-star parsnip for the quality bundle. That's some bullshit bundle.
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>>159158952
i hate that bundle
it's saying "haha fuck you, even though you planted 5000 crops you have to wait till next year for that last golden one"
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>>159159172

Is that so bad, though?
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>>159159623
i wouldn't mind, but i want that fucking ruined greenhouse fixed
it's such an eyesore
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>>159158952
You can pick 3 out of 4 gold star crops.
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>>159134853
>Thank god the Fogu or whatever is called exist, just paste a link to that.

Just checked, the site is about the last 3DS game (Story of Seasons) more than about the games of the series.

>Is This a "Harvest Moon" Game?
>Now we have two farming lifestyle games: the older Bokujou Monogatari series now called Story of Seasons, and the newer farming series now called Harvest Moon.

that's interesting.
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>>159160648
>Just checked, the site is about the last 3DS game (Story of Seasons) more than about the games of the series.
What? you clicked any of this links? because it sure gives you info about any of those games.
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>>159161014
Oh, sorry, google gave me directly the Story of Seasons section the of the site.
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>>159161359
This one
http://fogu.com/sos1/
just to make things clear.

While the home page of the site is
http://fogu.com
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>>159164147
Why's the sign bloody?
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>>159164831
Because she's more dangerous than any monster of the mine, a bloodthirsty wild beast.
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>>159164147
Jas is cute. C̀͘͟͝U͏͜͡҉̛T̡̢̛̕͞Ȩ̀͢!̧́̕͝
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>that request board is actually part of the community center and i need to finish that one too to restore the building completely
>it's 20th fall, year 2 already and i don't have the trees grown yet
I mean with some luck i can probably get a rabbit foot and duckfeather during winter, but the apple, pomegranate and truffle are gonna fuck me over.
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>suddenly get milk after talking to Sandy
What? I only have her on one heart, why did that slut give me milk?
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>>159165690
Truffle is the worst, I don't want to buy a pig just for the stupid bundle.
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>>159165748
It's an equivalent exchange, she gave you her milk you must give her yours, if you know what I mean.
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>>159165894
Yeah, i can only hope the traveling cart has some for sale. I don't mind any of the other farm animals since they are either standart or cute, but i'm not a fan of pigs and i'd probably have no use out of them outside of special cases where i need said truffles or the oil made from it.

Also, what was up with Sam's 4 heart event, was CA sleep deprived when he wrote that event?
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>>159167273
You aren't under any obligation to keep the pig. Just buy it up and sell it for bacon.

Truffle oil is very important for a few recipes though so you might want one anyway.
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>>159167273
>Also, what was up with Sam's 4 heart event, was CA sleep deprived when he wrote that event?

What happened in that event?
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>>159167712
Basically, he offers to cook up a snack for you, drops an egg, Jodi barges in in the most dramatic way as if Sam just set the whole kitchen on fire and then asks what happened.
You can explain the situation by saying either
>He dropped it (-10fp, not so obvious dickmove it seems)
>he gave me the egg and i dropped it
>he dropped it on purpose (lol, obvious dickmove, thanks CA)
The cutscene doesn't even make it obvious who dropped it, anyone would assume he did, so i expected him to say sorry and thank me for covering him, instead Jodi thanks me for "behing honest" and after the event Sam's just like "sorry for what happened". Not only that, but when Jodi exclaims "this is the worst!" before answering she actually says "it's no big deal" afterwards. Wench make up your mind!
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>>159168903
Yeah, now I remember it.

>Not only that, but when Jodi exclaims "this is the worst!" before answering she actually says "it's no big deal" afterwards. Wench make up your mind!

I interpreted it as she letting it pass only because you are a guest, while sam was genuinely sorry that you had to cover him.
I found it especially funny because I found myself into an almost identical situation.
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>>159170510
It's what i assume was the intention of the scene, you covering up for Sam to get on his good side, but the dialogue doesn't convey it well at all and seems like a bit of a clusterfuck.
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>>159164831
>he doesnt know about the yandere jas mod
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Should I buy a Lava Katana? I'm combat level 6 and my current weapon is an Obsidian Edge.
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>>159177715
If it has a speed stat sure
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>>159177715
It's a direct upgrade. More damage, more speed, more defense, more crit and more knockback (the weight stat). The only sword better than it is the Galaxy Sword, for which you need to acquire a Prismatic Shard.
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>>159178931
Thanks. I wasn't sure if I was about to unlock a higher tier or something.
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How do I zoom out to take screenshots of my farm?

Also, why does my run key (LShift) make me move really slow?
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>>159165748
Cause your thirsty ass looked like you could use it.
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>>159180381
I think if you have autorun enable, holding LShift makes you walk. Dunno about farm screenshots, sorry.
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>>159118301
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Weapons#Unobtainable_weapons
These imply that the marriage candidates were supposed to have their own unique weapon, whether they were just unique gifts you'd get through events or if these would have been their personal defence weapons is unclear, but it would have not been too farfetched believing that there was going to be more combat zones into which you could bring your girlfriend/wife with.

>>159180197
If you speedrun the skullmines or get really lucky with monsterdrops you can get a Prismashard rather early, but you'd need to have unlocked the desert either way. If you currently don't need to upgrade your tools or buildings and have the money to spend, it's probably a good investment, since the skullmine enemies are very tough.

>>159180381
You have autorun turned on, lShift makes you walk. There's no sprinting unless you mod the game. Also, use upload.farm
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>>159181081
I actually already found a prismashard. I donated it to the museum. I'm gonna use my next one to do the quest for Mr. Qi.
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>check forums
>400 anime portrait mods
>1-2 decent non anime ones
>only cover a few characters, last update march
what the fuck is this
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>>159181282
surprised there so much anime portrait mods compared to 'diversity' mods considering its chucklefish forums
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>>159181282
Are there any mods that actually make the portraits individualized instead of the same picture with a different face?

Like how Harvest Moon does it. There's only six expressions here, but it still looks so much more alive than Stardew Valley.
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What happens if you don't get someone a gift on notchristmas?
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>Warning: Pigs will NOT PRODUCE ANYTHING if they are at a high enough mood and friendship to produce a "Deluxe Product", because the animal type cannot produce Large or Deluxe products.
C'Ape pls
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>>159181805
Not only thats a fuckton of work but also you would need to do this on everyone. Thats one of the charms of HM/RF too. The box thing doesnt feel good either, old one was better.
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>>159150865
>his neck
If they fixed that it'd look pretty good desu.
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>>159151961
>>159183740
>Talking shit about the proud neck of Gul Dukat's grandson.
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is there any way to get hardwood quickly other than chopping dead logs on my farm?
they're almost all gone
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>>159184534
No, but you probably won't need it until you have a steel axe anyway. By that point, you can get twelve each day.
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>>159184740
>By that point, you can get twelve each day.
how? I've got a steel axe and can upgrade it to gold if necessary
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>>159184893
You know that dead log by the pond in the forest? Chop that and there's an area behind it with respawning stumps.
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>>159184893
Have you checked the passage above the wizard's tower? A log is blocking it.
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All this talking about HM made me remember I still havent played Animal parade time to emulate
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For someone that enjoys SDV but has never played any other games like it, which HM on DS/3DS would be a good choice?
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>>159178931
Or Wallpaper 37
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>>159185831
Good old classic
FoMT/Back to nature/Girl version MFoMT those are GBA except BtN which is PS1, PSP
HMDS uses new characters but also old ones from FoMT that you can marry (Game wil end for guys when you marry a girl ;)))))))) FUCK) however the girl version would allow you to keep playing.
Now any other HM from the DS you will play will have different objectives and stuff to do, oh and HMDS sure loves to bring special wifes like a mermaid and a sleeping girl from I dont know how many years, of course the later is hard as fuck, you can also marry the witch and Goddess (No the European version because a bug)
Also reccomend play Rune factory, if you want for the history, play them in order, if you want for the gameplay, jump on the 3rd one.
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>>159185525
>animal parade
Prepare for disappointment. Even my mom said it sucked

>>159185831
>on DS/3DS
HM DS, especially the Cute version if you're okay playing a female. After that you can try the later ones which usually have a specific theme around them and a goal to be accomplished.
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>>159178931
>Crit. Chance
Does this mean that Scout/Desperado don't suck anymore or is just renamed Crit. Power?
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>>159186540
>Prepare for disappointment.
Whats the poison on this one? wasnt it better than tree of tranquility.
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>Go to skull mine
>Go down 67 floors without finding any holes to jump down
>Find no iridium
>tfw wasted lucky lunches
>tfw wasted lucky day
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>>159079931
Pierre will also claim your farm goodies has his during the fair if you have sold any to him.
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>>159185097
>>159185056
thanks anons. would've never found that otherwise
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Has anyone done any calculations on how quickly 12 pigs would pay for themselves+deluxe barn? Assuming ranking up hearts and getting better quality truffles as you go, up to iridium quality.
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>>159188029
So just savescum the day and do it again
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>>159188627
12 pigs is 192k gold, all barns are are 43k gold, an iridium truffle goes for 1250 gold, only problem is that truffles are dependent on RNG and don't show up every day, but lets say 6-8 truffle are dug up a day, that's 7500g-10k gold a day, I'd say it pays itself after 20-25 days
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>>159188132
its crazy how expensive resource wise this is
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>>159155732
>though that one is quite harsh with the time management, moreso than SDV.
Nah, Snes advantage was that you only needed to ship on the morning, and purchase or do shit in daylight. You had unlimited nighttime for cleanup and planting/watering.
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>>159103738
The 8 star event is the reason why he doesnt talk to her anymore.
He just gave up on her
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>>159193184
No crazier than the golden clock. I mean, do you really need your fences that badly?
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>>159181081
>but it would have not been too farfetched believing that there was going to be more combat zones into which you could bring your girlfriend/wife with.
In Summer, alex mentions on the beach that the country has some really nasty enemies, and they look like a troublesome bunch.
Perhaps one day war will break out in town
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>>159188029
you didn't take bombs and stacks of stone to make stairs?
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>>159196883
Only half way into my second year, I don't have the dosh for mass stone + bombs, but nothing better to do than go splunking while I wait for strawberries to grow.

inb4 there are better things, no there is not
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>Give gift to bachelorette to try and get their hearts maxed
>Emily says I gave Abigail a gift "secretly" today and asks if she has to be suspicious of me
W-what

Does giving a gift count as flirting?
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>>159198829
I think it does if the person can be romanced. I'm pretty sure you can get away with it as a birthday gift though.
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>>159198829
If you give a bachelor their favorite item while you're married, your spouse will get pissed.

Wait until their birthday, you'll get a fuck ton of hearts for giving them their favorite item on their birthday.
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>>159198829
if you were married to Emily when you did that, she'll find out and get mad at you (lose points)
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What the fuck
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>>159201473
thats called exercising
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>>159201560
Who the fuck exercises in a room with a roaring fireplace
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>>159201826
Well we did establish that CA has a sweat fetish right?
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>>159202013
>Marnie smiles at you through a mist of sweat
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>>159202013
Fair enough.

Also, how do I unsad my chickens?
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>Give them grass and make sure to close the little chicken door before you go to sleep every night and make sure to "pet" them.
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>>159202120
Stop stealing their children, you monster
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>>159202120
You have to let them outside, even in winter, also make sure you have a heater if it's winter too.
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>>159202120
Keep petting them and make sure they're fed.

>>159202384
They don't come outside during winter.
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artisan or agriculturist?
just making sure
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>>159202120
>>159202384
>>159203521
They won't get sad if you don't let them outside, but letting them outside and letting them eat grass will make them happy. However you have to close the door at night after they go in or there is a chance they will be sad even at max hearts. In winter they don't go out so leave the door closed and put a heater in there.
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>>159203648
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>>159203741
so artisan?
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>>159203868
Before new patch artisan was a must go, now i have no idea.
If you are gonna focus in turning your crops into artisan goods of course you should take artisan.
If you don't really want to spend your time making wine and the other shit go agri.
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Anyone got interesting interactions through random chance? I married Penny and when I talked to her in the morning she talked about how much she hated living in the trailer. I talked to Pam as she was going to her bus job and she said she felt really lonely in the trailer by herself on her birthday. Felt sad man.
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>>159205332
life is such
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So does anyone have the links to the alternate skins for the genderbent bachelors that the anon was working on?

I really liked his sebastian
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>>159205332
that hurts my heart
my mom's name is Pam
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So I just unlocked the lightning rod recipe
Do they have a limited range like scarecrows, or can I just plonk them all in the same corner so I can grab all their electricals at once?
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>pay over 100K to Joja for community development
>in return, I get a Soda Machine

t-thanks
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>>159211412
>it dispenses literal trash
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>>159154516
I sold it... fuck
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>>159180962
I have the impression that a threesome with those two would be the best fuck ever.
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>>159207491
Yeah, I don't like those genderbender designs, but that seb is objectively pretty good.
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>>159211062
Unlimited range. But one of those can block only one lighting , then that it's busy making a battery, after completing the battery it can block another lightning.
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>>159202289
I wish I could eat their children with a good souce.
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>>159214238
so if i want to be guaranteed two batteries from each storm, i need to build more than two, since they only have a chance to be struck, correct?
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>>159214550
Yes, even if it technically depends on how long the storm lasts, sometimes a battery is ready before the end of the storm so it can take a second lightning before the storm ends.
But you can make the rod easily, so make more than one.
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is there any use for prismatic shards other than galaxy sword or should I just keep selling them for 2000g?
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>>159214550
Wait, maybe I missread this post, better be clear: every rod can take one lightning at once, so two rods are enough to get two lightning and so they are enough to make 2 batteries for one storm.
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>>159198829
You raise their love trough gifts, of course it counts as flirting.
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>>159214850
Yes, a rod is all but guaranteed to get hit and charge up during a thunderstorm. So if you have two rods out you should get two batteries, one from each rod, the next day. Though you can easily farm up the materials and make 10+ rods to not only protect your crops but also sell excess batteries for some spare change.
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anyone got pretty hilltop farms?
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>>159214679
>>159214850
>>159215681
Thanks everyone, I was just a bit confused by the specifics of the lightning rod
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I hate Demetrius so much that I'm going to marry and fuck his daughter just to spite him.
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>>159216280
Men have done more for lesser reasons
Go for it
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>>159216280
>hating a cool educated nigga.

Why.
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>>159216414

That's just a ruse; he uses this cover to give you quests to deliver melons to him.
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>>159216280
>anon, I love you.
>yeah, I love hating your dad too.
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>>159216541
"Hey, you don't mind if I fuck your mom as well right? Also Caroline, because fuck Pierre"

If the game didn't want me to NTR everyone, they shouldn't make the male population of SSV cunts.
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>>159216747
I like Demniggerus, but I would fuck Robin every single day with no exception. The game really needs a nice adult working bachelorette.
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>>159217025
> Cucking the black man to take his white woman
People like you give me hope for America.
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>>159218020
Source of the freedom bump?
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is there a mod that changes demetrius from black to white?
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>>159218171
no because white washing isn't allowed in SJWfish forums you dumb white male
consider instead that one mod that turns literally every white person in the valley into black people, muslims, and maybe even a minority or two your privileged white maleness has never heard of. as a bonus you even get a tranny, maybe even a whooping muslim-tranny combo
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>>159218836
so tell me how hard is it to just change the sprites color and portrait ? maybe i can do the mod myself
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>>159219362
it really isn't, just grab a xnb file extracting tool (there's some on the forum), extract the xnb files into a png and an yaml file, use any image editing program to do whatever to the png file, and repackage the edited png file and the original yaml back into a xnb file, then replace the original one

the real issue is that a simple palette swap will just make Demetrius into an albino
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>>159219769
i see, then i guess its time for my photo shop skills to shine, brb with mod
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>>159207491
>>159214083
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/660/?
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>>159218171
Here you go.
I suggest the Mad Scientist Demetrius one, because it's fucking amazing regardless of whether or not you want to whitewash the guy.
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/demetrius-white-skin.109186/

I guess you could also grab the albino alternative from the diverse stardew valley mod.
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>>159222652
fuck man and i spent the past hour changing 1 fucking sprite of demetrius, anyway here it is if you guys want to see it
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>>159222652
Damn, that's tempting. On the one hand, regular Demetrius is perfectly fine. On the other hand, doctor Wily.

What if you turn Wizard into a Mad Scientist and spin all his magic stuff as !SCIENCE! ?
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>>159222652
could u link one for maru? so she is white as well
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>>159222921
That would be interesting, but I'm way too attached to the majestic Wizard redraw by Dizor.
I don't think it'd be too hard to edit mad scientist Demetrius's portrait and adapt it to Rasmodius' though.
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>>159223137
This is the only one I found:
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/131/?

There was also a white Maru version for the anime portrait mod, but the author removed it because of "drama".

Oh, and there's one in the same thread as the mad scientist demetrius that turns her into a completely white silhouette, if that's your thing.
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>>159223343
ty m8, i think the portrait still need a few tweaks (i hate that pig nose) anyway i will see if i can photoshop it
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>>159223425
It's nothing more than a palette swap, really, so you could probably take a portrait like this one:
http://community.playstarbound.com/resources/sebastian-maru-robin-demetrius-portraits-overhaul.4278/update?update=20791

Or this one:
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/29/?

And change her skin yourself.
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>>159201473
>>159202013
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>>159225769
Yeah I'm convinced he has one, someone should ask him sometime.
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>>159225769
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>>159227868
>that portrait
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I'm planning to marry Leah some day but from what I've read it seems like your partner gets buttblasted when you give other girls gifts while you're married. Is that true? Should I wait? I want everyone in town to like me
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>>159227868
Neat, I didn't screecap that rare sweaty moment.
If someone has others, share it.

>>159231761
>I've read it seems like your partner gets buttblasted when you give other girls gifts while you're married. Is that true?

Yep. It can be annoying but it makes sense, I like those bits of realism in the game.
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>>159231761
They get"upset" if you give another marriage candidate their favorite item if it isn't that persons birthday. From what I remember they don't even lose hearts, or at least not a noticeable amount. I wouldn't worry about it.

Praise Yoba, peace be upon him.
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>>159232318
>From what I remember they don't even lose hearts,

They don't lose a whole heart, but they lose some heart points, IIRC.
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>>159232262
>>159232318
Guess I'll just leave it at 8 hearts for now and give her the bouquet some time later. Does marriage bring any significant advantages I'd be missing out on?
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>>159232886
They help out around the farm sometimes fixing fences, feeding animals and watering crops. Sometimes they will make you breakfast. I see no reason to wait and not be spending time with your waifu on the farm

Praise Yoba, peace be upon him.
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Is there any faster way to make wine than the obvious?
My cellar has as many casks in it as possible and they are always full but it still takes so long to make good money even with starfruits, ancient fruits and hops.
How do i not get cucked by casks? I'm in year 3 and all i want is 1mil to buy that statue from the casino
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>>159234627
Make more casks?
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>>159234627
Ditch wine and use the jar, faster and so more profitable.
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>>159234627
Grind your low quality ancient/star fruits into seeds.
Plant the WHOLE farm.
Reap millions.
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>>159236275
I just glanced at the numbers
Why would anyone make wine instead of jelly?
Is there something I'm missing about wine?
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>>159238529
>Why would anyone make wine instead of jelly?

It's mostly a bias from real life.
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What the fuck happened to Emily?
Before she was just a positive, clothes-making dream waifu, and now she's a wiccan hippy or some shit.

One of her lines is this, for fuck's sake.
>"Want some dessert? It's my special raw, gluten-free version, sweetened only with cactus syrup."
I'm not even celiac, Emily!
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>>159238529
Starfruit, ancient fruit, and sweet gem berries are worth more as a wine, and take long enough to grow that there is no real up side to making jelly out of them. You can also age wine to more profit, albeit you have to wait like 2 season for it. Everything besides those 3 things should be used for jelly or pickling.

Praise Yoba, peace be upon him.
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I know items placed on the ground disappear if they block a villager's path, but why would my keg up and vanish in the bus stop
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>>159238957
It's very, very simple: she got older.
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>>159239563
The real question is why do you have a keg at the bus stop
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>>159239667
to grap a quick cup on my way to town
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>>159239563
>a keg in the bus stop

What.
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Do your spouses ever leave the farm? It feels kind of weird to me having Emily just staying inside by herself when she had a job and social life before we got married.
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>>159239862
Yeah, they go out once or twice a week iirc.
How many times they go out really depends on the character though.
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>>159239370
Since when can you make wine with sweet gem berries?
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>>159239862
>>159240167
My farmer hasn't married yet, but that seems another thing that needs some good polishing.
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>>159239862
I married penny and she still goes into town to teach Jas and Vincent. I assume all the other spouces would go out sometimes as well.

>>159240253
I thought they were a fruit, but they aren't classified as anything so I guess you can't. Its been awhile since I've grown one, my mistake.

Praise Yoba, peace be upon him.
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>>159240320
I guess you could change their schedules and make them go out every day of the week, if you wanted to.
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>>159211412
Dont call it garbage, it's the future you chose.
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>>159211412
>selling the town and your soul for a JocaJola machine.
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>>159239752
holy shit my man
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>>159232886
>Guess I'll just leave it at 8 hearts for now and give her the bouquet some time later.

Wait, wait, you don't marry the characters through the bouquet, the bouquet just gives you access to the 10th event and to some few new lines. You can also give the bouquets to all the bachelorettes if you want, with no consequences at all.
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>>159242162
5*th event /10 hearts event
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>>159214729
I think you can donate it to the museum.
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>>159201473
>>159202013
>>159202110
>>159225769
>>159227868
>Emily: I haven't been this sweaty since I ordered the pepper platter at Abigail's graduation fiesta
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I really want to change the dialogue boxes, I think they're the ugliest part of this game. I know nothing about modding, and I imagine it's a lot more complex than retexturing a sprite.

How can I go about learning how to do this? I want to change the font to the one used in the menus, and I would like the dialogue box itself to be smaller. Moving the portrait isn't a priority, but something I'd like to do in the final product.

Hell, should I just head over to the forums to ask about this?
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was looking through archives and came across this portrait edit that an anon was doing, anyone have more info on it?
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Do you not get more valuable kinds of mead if you use flavoured honey?
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>>159245056
Have you already checked for a mod that changed the text boxes?
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>>159245326
I did, I haven't found anything.
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>>159245270
Pretty sure he uploaded it somewhere
I remember he was working on finishing touches to the heart events
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>>159246270
>>159245270
Last I heard he was going to add dialogue to the whole carpenter family or something along those lines. Here is the mega he posted with just the sprites and portrait.

https://mega.nz/#F!aUVGjKBa!hIkg3pTCiaeH_KglWFJp5w
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>>159246270
>>159246532
thanks! I'll have to keep tuned in to see when/if they finish the dialogue edits.
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>>159238957
Yeah jesus christ, worst girl by far.
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>>159245056
Your best bet is the forums, yeah.
It'll necessarily have to be a SMAPI mod, but you'll have to ask if it's even possible to do it at the moment or if we gotta wait for Farmhand to be released.
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>>159245270
>>159246270
>>159246532
He also uploaded it on the forums and on the nexus here:
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/660/?

Along with his Elliott edit:
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/661/?
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When the fuck is Marnie open
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Should I get a Gold Pickaxe or a Gold Axe first?
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>>159249924
Get a gold pickaxe, mine more gold with it and then make the golden axe.
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>>159250063
Gold isn't the issue, it's money. I can't seem to stop being a permanent poorfag. I've earned 250,000 overall but I haven't broke 20-30k in a while.
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>>159249580
Never.
She's literally never there, even though the wiki says:
>9:00 AM to 4:00 PM each day, except Monday and Tuesday (although the building is still open on these days)
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>>159250680
Just like farm moar.
Using food to restore energy is OKAY. It lets you farm moar.
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>>159239862
Penny leaves the house nearly every day.
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why are all the husbandos shit
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>>159252730
Honestly, all the romantic interests are shit.
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>>159252730
Hey, Elliot's cool.
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>>159252730
Don't care.
Alex is best gay husbando and best tomboy waifu anyway.
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>>159201473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckZlj2p8W9M
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>>159254264
This game is so overrated. God, it's awful.
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>>159255090
Nobody asked for your shit opinion, I just posted a soundtrack fit for the screenshot and the event it shows.
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>>159255353
You seem upset.
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>>159254175
boys can't be tomboys you dumb fudgefairy.
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What animals should I get? Which are the most profitable?
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>>159255090
Agreed, I always have a good laugh whenever /v/ tries to compare it to Undertale.
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>>159217025
No lie, I would a Pam. She's pretty chill, and I kind of like the thought of giving her and Penny a better life. I also kind like the idea of being Penny's father and fucking her behind Pam's back.
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>>159259781
But they're not even close to being alike
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Demetrius into CIA mod when?
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does anyone ever waste days (sleep repeatedly) to make things happen more quickly?

or am I a terrible person? I wasted nearly a month and 15K+ in diamonds while marrying Maru
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>>159264825
Option to cuck Demetrius and steal his wife when?

>tfw best girls Jodi and Robin are married
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>I wish I could have a garden, but our yard is a mess.
>Maybe one day I'll live in a place where I can have my own garden...
>Maybe I'll even live on a farm! *giggle*
Why is it so satisfying to cuck these poor townspeople
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>>159266139
You'd have to be a pretty big guy to pull that off.
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Doctor Harvey, I'm CIA
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Any portrait mods to turn Sebastian into a cute trap?
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Can chickens and cows play nice or should I put gates here to separate them?
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>>159266365
>tfw eating your own zucchini, potatoes, onions, cucumbers, salad, apples and tomatoes
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I randomly got a Spicy Eel in my inventory, where did this come from? I'm in the desert mine.
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>>159270034
those flying serpent things sometimes drop them
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>>159269436
They are fine together.
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You can lose weapons from dying, what the heck
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Too much to clean up
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>>159270793
You can buy weapons so who cares bring food and faceplant at 2AM without consequence
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Why is Maru so buttfuck ugly?
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>>159271006
because she has a black father
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>>159271006
abby is the worst looking girl imo 2bh
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>>159271074
This

I don't care how racist you call me, no girl who has black features has an appealing face
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>>159270842
>without consequences

don't they still take some cash from you?
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>>159270824
> Fall
> No sprinklers
> handful of tappers
> World's tiniest farm patches
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>>159271345
i just got 3-4 sprinklers, but it's just fall1. i'll place some for eggplants? and automatize my work with those.

I'm just on level 14 mine, stupid flies dont die too fast
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>>159270824
You can clean that up pretty quickly actually. Just clean is as you go or do it all in the winter.
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>>159271470
Oh. That's better. Have a candle.
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Wow, never realized how shitty my farm looks until now
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I'm thinking about started a new game soon. What do you guys think is the best/most interesting map? I tried forest for a moment but it just seemed like the normal farm but with grass and the rest of the town looked the same. Do other maps change the layouts?
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>>159271957
Forest map is by far the most comfy map. Normal is the best for minmaxing. Hilltop looks cool but the river makes things awkward and the quarry scales with your mining level and won't spawn gems which I think is disappointing. I've heard mixed things about Riverlands and Wilderness, but haven't tried those two myself so eh. The only thing the layouts change is your farm map, the rest of the town is the same no matter what.

The best map for you depends on your playstyle and how you want your farm to look and function.

Praise Yoba, peace be upon him.
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>>159271345
>World's tiniest farm patches
oh i forgot to add, most the open spots there belonged to melons. They racked me a "ton" of gold
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>>159271006
I thought she was okay in her old designs, but the final look is just awful
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>>159273025
I think its the lipstick that makes her look kinda weird.
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>>159274024
She'd look better without the glasses and the "engineer" overalls, imo

Nurse Maru best Maru
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>>159273025
Every Maru with short hair looks like shit. Seriously, how can he fuck up this bad.
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>>159275491
I wouldn't be surprised if people were screaming racist because he gave the black girl had curly hair.
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its winter, what am i supposed to do know? I did most bundles, i just need the animal and bulletin board bundle, do i build a coop or should i save my money to buy crops in spring and just stockpile wood and stone
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>>159064546
decided to go full retard and plant a bunch of grapes around my junimo huts

mostly because i've never grown grapes tho

anyways i love this layout, it's pretty cozy even if it's min/max-y as fuck. planning on starting another farm with a different layout so this doesn't happen again.
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>>159276192
work on villager friendships, get to the bottom of the mines, stockpile resources, upgrade tools
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>>159271795
Silos reek anon. Why would you put one near your house.
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>>159158553
I've never had issues with Parsnips, it's usually the pumpkins and melons that fuck me over because it's much harder to spam them. Even with quality fertilizer unlocked by fall it's always a race to get 5 gold pumpkins before the season ends.
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>>159271795
Is this your first time? In my first time I barely used any of the space I had and just clustered all my shit together sorta like that.
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>>159271470
>I'm just on level 14 mine, stupid flies dont die too fast
My advice is to try and speed past them. I got held up by them too, but with bombs and a staircase or two you can quickly jump down the levels til you find a decent weapon.
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>>159259781
Undertale is better
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>>159276571
i got gold tools and reached the bottom already
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Are loads of Acorn Trees and Maple Trees a good way to make cash? I found the Oak Resin sells for quite a bit and I have the cellar completely filled with casks.
Is it most efficient to let the Mead age until Iridium quality or should I just not bother?
Also, is grinding level 61- 65 over and over the fastest way to get coal? I want more beehouses but I'm always short on coal
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>>159279172
Yeah, my first time, been playing for a week or so now, haven't done a lot of farming or know much about it
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Anyways, can someone tell me what to do in Fall? Just eggplant spam or pumpkins are better?
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>>159279998
Farming is by far the most profitable part of the game. Early game it's not obvious because fishing can allow you to rake in more money than farming day-to-day early on, but once you have a field of cash crops planted you will make more money in one harvest than you could with a week of fishing.
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What are the best xp crops for fall and summer?
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>>159279815
Are you guys using an external tool to screenshot your farms?
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>>159280079
First year always plant some of everything. Cranberries are good, reliable profit, useful for jelly. Pumpkins are the most valuable cash crop in terms of cost per item. By fall you shouldn't be needing to spam crops anymore, the main reason you spam parsnips in spring1 is because it allows you to quickly level up your farming skill and get access to artisan production machines and quality sprinklers. Parsnips do have a pretty high profit margin but they require so much work to make real money off them because you have to plant a bunch and with un-upgraded tools and no sprinklers that's a bitch. The real value is the exp they give you.
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>>159277496
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>>159279815
>selling your oak resin
You'll need it to make kegs. I did sell my tree products for a while but it's more profitable to store them up for building artisan stuff.
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>>159269436
They can share yard space. Wish I had known that in my first game, built my coop and barn separately and ended up wasting space.
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>>159282283
I see, well, i'll plant some of each, but will focus on cran then. Also, what should i do on winter? i dont really think of getting animals now.
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If I cut down a pine tree outside of my farm and plant an acorn or maple seed, will it grow?

There's a lot more pine trees than anything else, and I don't really want to plant a bunch of normal trees on my farm
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>>159282648
That's fine, animals are really only valuable for allowing you to complete bundles in the community center, you're not really missing out on a huge revenue stream by not starting up animals in year 1. You're actually probably making more money by avoiding them for now.

In winter you are going to be doing mining runs and fishing. If possible to try to clear the entire mine by winter's end, if not at least try to reach level 100 so you have good, steady access to gold ore and can farm any type of ore you need. Fishing is how you will make most of your money in winter. And you will need it. Besides saving up your money to buy shitloads of seeds in the spring you will also be upgrading your full suite of tools in the winter, and those upgrades cost lots of gold. If you're well-prepared you can get all your tools upgraded to iron-quality before winter ends, which should also give you access to the secret woods since your axe will be able to cut through the log that blocks it.
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>>159283484
Outside your farm trees spawn in predetermined places that have nothing to do with where you plant stuff. Save your seeds for your farm, the trees outside it will respawn without you doing anything.
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>>159283860
Yeah, I get that, but I want to know what happens if I plant a different type of seed in the exact spot that a pine tree normally grows in?
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>>159284213
What did I just say? What you plant doesn't matter. The trees have a set spawn. You're wasting your seeds.
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>>159284270
I just want to replace the pine trees with oak and maple so I can grab shit from tappers on my way to town
I don't care about wasting tree seeds I have a shitload
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How do you get the recycling machine to work? I've tried putting both Maru and Emily in there but it doesn't want to activate.
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>>159284664
Try Haley.
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>>159284664
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>>159284664
Got it to work with Shane.
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>no discounts

why the fuck did i even marry her then
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>>159284664
It has been some time since I've snorted that much air out of my nose.
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>>159285526
Why would she set the prices? She just works for Harvey.
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>>159285526
Cause Harvey would fire her.
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>Harvey is a romance option

Why?
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>>159288037
silver fox?
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>>159288037
So there can be a qt female mod.
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>>159283797
Yeah i noticed that, problem is i'm really weak in combat (just level 2), so the stupid flies fuck my shit up and make me use a lot of food. Should i use bombs on those, or it's a waste on flies? My max level reaching mines is 14.
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>>159284270
You cant replace foreign trees, because the game is coded in a way that X tree will grow in that place , and wont be the one you seeded.
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>>159288037
because I want to marry a dorky dad type with a mustache
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I'm playing Stardew Valley (2.2.0.4) (GOG) because I thought it was the most updated version but now I'm thinking it's actually the v1.1 one.
Help.
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>>159288876
You know you can take the elevator down every 5 levels right? So if you've only gotten to level 14 you can just start at level 10 and should be able to press through to 15 easily, after that you can take the elevator down to level 15 and continue from there and so on. Those buzzing insects are annoying but not really that difficult to fight, just about getting the timing down. Only problem is when they come in swarms and the screen goes hazy. When that happens I just fuck off as soon as possible and redo the floor. Not worth losing all that HP. Another option is to build a staircase and use it for when you encounter problems so you can quickly skip to the next level.
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>>159289801
1.1 is the most up to date version, I think
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>>159238957
>Was hyped as fuck for Emily romance
>Had already romanced Penny but figured I would just do Emily on another play through
>Says something about talking to plants and they talk back or something

It almost seems like shes on drugs. Why ruin Emily instead of adding a full blown hippie character?
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>>159288876
The tileset changes the deeper down you go, so it's not annoying bugs forever. Think level 30 is when it switches for the first time. Deeper in the flies get replaced by bats, who do more damage but are slower and less annoying.
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>>159290212
Ah of course, i should have crafted a ladder in that level, then i could have gotten the save for floor 15, im so dumb.

The problem with the flies is that when im fighting one, 2-3 felt like joining in and circling my shit.
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>>159291139
Flies circling me and fucking my shit up is the closest I came to dying in the game so don't worry man, you just have to power through it. Don't be greedy and eat a lot to get deeper into those mines. It is worth it.
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>>159246532
>>159246270
>>159245270
Oh hey sorry I haven't been here for a bit. I've been studying for my law exams and stuff so I haven't really been able to touch up on some of my stuff.

I'm almost done with the Alex edits and then I'm going to hit the Sam edits and then maybe move onto doing dialogue stuff.

I might do a long-haired FemSeb or short-hair Alex for fun in the near future though
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>>159267743
Say no more senpai
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>>159291139
Yes that's the main threat of them. With the early levels just get through as fast as possible. Hunt for ladders and get down. You're not missing anything all that valuable in the lower levels usually.
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Where i can find some Lewds of this game?
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>>159292713
There's a busty mod afaik, but i'm sure R35 applies
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>>159292713

>>159082884
>>159083940
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>>159292713
There was a thread on /aco/, don't know if its still there though
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So, I'm genuinely curious as to how likely it is we'll see Robin romance.

I wanna be Sebastian's Dad.
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Its 6am dude. Do you really need to stand outside my house and wait for me to wake up and go outside just to shill your shop to me in person?
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>>159292713
there needs to be more imo
if only I could draw decently...
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>>159293648
he needs that gold, nigga

you're funding his retirement
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So honestly speaking, how would you guys write in romancing Robin or Caroline?
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>Just level 12 things

>>159293974
Both
At the same time.
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>>159294214
>Level 14
>[This area is infested]
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>>159293648
I like your pathways. They're pretty sweet.
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>>159294214
Yeah see that's one of those "immediately start over" or "take the first ladder I find" moments.
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>>159294214
Still using the rusty sword? A wooden sword from the guild is only 250 gold man, and the upgrade is worth it if you can't find a replacement weapon.
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>>159293974
Depending on your choices in events, Pierre's getting obsessed with his store and trying to maximize his profits to the point he's not only completely neglecting his family, but also wasting their lifesavings on some Joja scheme. Pierre eventually either snaps after being told be Caroline that she'd rather be married to a husband rather than a bankaccount or they each give the other the silent treatment, either way, Caroline moves out with Abigail and she bcomes datable.
Pretty much the same thing with Robin, where Demetrius becomes too obsessed with his experiments and becomes angry whenever she voices her discontent and loneliness.
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>>159294678
I forgot i could buy that one, gonna do that now, i left the floor 15 with 7hp after having to "parry" a fly that killed itself with it lol
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>>159294830
You start finding good gear as floor rewards later down, but I often buy the wooden sword because it helps with clearing the early levels.
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is there a bottom floor in the skull mine?

I've only made it to floor 66
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>>159295289
Got the wooden now, time to clear more.
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>>159295352
As far as I know, no there isn't. People in this general have gone down like 200 floors.
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>>159294830
>>159295289
If you kill 125 bugs (any kind of bug) you get a really nice sword that should last you a good while
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>>159296113
Interesting. I wonder how far you could get if you crafted a ton of staircases and just spammed them on floors from 10am to 2am.

I'd try it but I don't exactly have 100K stones at my disposal
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>>159297156
Nevermind, just checked and they don't stack in inventory. Slightly disappointed
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>>159297231
People take stacks of 999 stone and make the staircases as they go and bring bombs to quickly get more stone for more staircases. The farthest I have seen someone make it down is floor 473. Dude had over 1k iridium ore in his toolbar.
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>>159297231
That's why munchkins bring stacks of stones and craft them "on demand".
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>>159040772
False friend :)
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>>159297321
>>159297305
Ah, that makes sense. I'll probably try that out once I have the resources available
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>fall in-game has great ambience and pretty colors
>go outside
>trees and grass are ugly and there's no wind but it's still cold
>flies and shit buzzing around, too
fuck you, nature
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>>159297746
You must live in a shitty region then, fall is gorgeous where I live. The early part of it anyway, around mid November it starts to get ugly. But September through early November is beautiful.
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>>159297746
If your area is ugly in fall it's probably ugly year round desu
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>>159297476
you completely destroyed my claim with that comment.
also
>trusting 'scientist' that stop studying the DNA after they are close to finding differences between races in the DNA
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>>159297476
>[Citation needed]
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>>159297938
>>159297975
Pretty much the shittiness is contained in just my neighborhood
Drive 5 minutes out and it's suddenly not shitty anymore
The worst part is the gnats in summer
Fucking hell I hate gnats
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>>159298638
that's absolutely fucking disgusting
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>>159282250
Look in the OP.
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>>159288270
Marlon'd be a better silver fox imo.
Actually, you could probably also add Rasmodius (wizard) and Willy to the mix.
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>>159291513
Nice! Keep up the good work man.
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>>159296790
I got a steel sword by reaching level 20 (opening the chest there, ofc).
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>>159299839
I'm pretty sure the bug sword is a bit stronger
if you go through levels 10-20 with the steel sword a few times it doesn't take long to get it
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>>159299895
It's possible, i'll try in two in-game days to see what will happen.
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>>159299974
Just remember to talk to Gil to get it once you hit enough kills
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>>159300031
74/125 atm
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My wife is pregnant, and I have two questions.

Can I apply for a witch abortion immediately, and how will my wife react to our new pet dove?
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>>159300565
you cant, they have to be born first
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>>159256858
They totally can if you've got the right mods >>159291513
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tfw CA is dead
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>>159035723

Did the romances get better yet? Or are they still the same (boring)?
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>>159304685
yes there are hentai mods for them now
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>>159304685
Well, it depends.
What do you mean by "better"? Were you around when CA added differentiated marriage dialogue to the singles and schedules that let them get out of the farm some of the time?
Because that's as far as we got with romance.
Oh, also Shane and Emily, but I've heard the first is pretty shit after marriage and the second has become a crazy hippy.
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>Be male in real life.
>Like to play at female in game because too like female.
>Don't want marry male.
>Neither want to adopt kid.
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>>159307469
Maybe grab one of the genderbend mods without the dialogue/npcdispositions file changes?
So you'd have a girl that is treated as a husband, and you can have kids normally.
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>>159307469
> Wanting to grow a magical feminine penis
gaaaaaay.
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>>159307469
You could get the Get Dressed Mod.
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/331/?

And make yourself look like a girl while playing as a guy.
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>>159307663
>>159307931
Let me check.
>>159307749
You will see in the futures.
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>>159294738
I like this.
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>>159307931
>And make yourself look like a girl while playing as a guy.

Has modding gone too far?
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>>159293974
>>159294738
Considering that a divorce would be a pretty heavy event, it would be better it the player had the possibility of triggering it or to stop it.
So both the people who don't want a heaver event and the people who want to marry Robin (myself included) would be satisfied.

>>159304685
Thankfully, I don't find them boring, actually I still can't choose. If you feel the need of something more over the top, try rune factory.
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>>159309329
Rune factory got the hents?
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>>159299408
Supposedly Rasmodius came second in the poll for making a villager datable.
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>>159293648
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>>159309723
Yeah, he did.
I can't really remember which one of the girls came second though. Sandy probably?
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>>159309329
That's why i said "after certain event choices". You'd have to work your way towards the destruction of their relationship. I know this sounds kinda evil, but i'm pretty fucking certain there's enough people out there that would happily go this route.

>>159309879
Yup. Both make me a bit salty.
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>tfw haven't had a lucky day in weeks

I just want to open these fucking geodes
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>>159297746
sounds like georgia and or most of the southern US in general

brown, bugs, and more fucking brown
and it doesnt even have the decency to be fucking cold this year either, fuck this weather
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Post characters that represent you the best

pic related
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>>159310075
clint is pretty much the representation of most of /sdvg/ currently

sebastian is probably most of /sdvg/ when they were going through puberty
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>>159310075
Pierre. Efficient, materialistic and with no sense of right and wrong.
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>>159310168
Seb was me for like a year, then Clint for many years. Now I'm just a mess of...something that just downward spirals constantly, and can't pull up. So kinda like Shane, with less access to alcohol and no job? Cause hell, I even have my chickens that I take care of that are a reason I keep going lmao
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>>159284664
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>>159309481
Well it's anime drawn so of course it has pornographic imagery of underage girls.
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>>159294738
Demetrius is too chill to be a crazy workaholic, better giving him a mistress who lives in the city, maybe a farmer's ex co-worker.
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>>159307931
>able to be a trap in stardew valley

this is the future
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>>159313319
>farmer finds that out
>farmer can choose to tell that to Robin which leads to the divorce
>farmer can choose to talk with Dem which leads to Dem dumping and the mistress, then Dem becomes a faithful husband

In this way the farmer doesn't need to do anything evil.

>farm finds out that Pierre goes to whores every week.
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>>159313716
For Pierre you could work off of his "secret stash" and make of that what you want.
Drugs, dangerous documents, CP, false identities that reveal that this guy isn't really Pierre...
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>>159313924
>false identities that reveal that this guy isn't really Pierre...

Holy shit.
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why can't i milk my husband
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>>159317053
That makes me wonder, what happens when female farmers get pregrant? Can they still do some work or there is a sort of time skip?
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>>159309481
Amost none. No anime means very few hents.
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>>159317168
Nothing changes. You still go about your day as usual.
Not even less stamina/decreasing stamina during the day or your husband offering to work for you.
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>>159317629
I remember, or at least I think do, In a wonderful life your husband would do more shit in order so you wouldnt get exhausted, now thats a thing a miss from that game, all the kids growing up and your son/daughter along your Wife/Husband helping in the farm and see how they moved around it.
Been playing some HM recently and I feel stardew valley is too empy in some stuff.
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>>159317915
The entire family dinamic needs to be overhauled, imo.
I don't think CA'll ever do it though, because it's probably a lot of work. If he ever releases an official modding tool or when Farmhand comes out some modders might take this into consideration though.
I certainly would love some age progression for the kids.
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>>159318289
>The entire family dinamic needs to be overhauled, imo.

Pretty much.
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>>159317629
Honestly, that's pretty bad.
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>>159310075
Haley.

I'm secretly a /fa/ poster.
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First day of summer, just did a lot of work getting ready for crops. Bought a lot of seeds and started sowing them. Forgot fertilizer. Should I restart?
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So do silver and gold quality minerals no longer appear since 1.1? I seem to only be getting Quarts, Fire Quartz, Earth Crystals and Frozen Tears on the normal quality, much alike the other gem-like minerals.
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>>159321591
yes
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>>159322091
Yep, only normal gem/minerals.
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>>159322207
Okay.
Is Quality Fertilizer really necessary? I don't have enough to buy 144 of that and the seeds I want. If I can get away with crafting the basic fertilizer from Sap I'll do that.
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>>159307931
Great mod, but I still don't like trap and like to play as a girl.
So I will just like this.
>Marry boy anyway because don't want to adopt kids more.
>Let that one impregnate my female character.
>Feel like cuck.
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>>159323595
I thought you could do lesbo marriage.
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>>159323914
Any Lesbo mod that can impregnate girl with a girl?
I kinda clueless to find a good one.
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>>159324071
Don't think that's possible to mod, because that stuff is hardcoded.
Guess your best bet is still the gender bend mods, like this one:
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/474/?

And then get this mod:
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/467/?
And use everything EXCEPT FOR the NPCDispositions.xnb file (Content\Data\NPCDispositions.xnb).
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>>159324071
In this game kids are useless, you are going to dove them in any case. Also, what's wrong with you, of course adopting is better than marrying someone from your own gender and then feeling like a cuck. You have a very strange disliking.
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>>159323595
If you're going for a guy anyway, I suggest either Seb or Alex.
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>>159324327
OK thank i will try.
>>159324512
Maybe if the mod ^ fail.
>>159324431
I'm male, but the liking for female too big that I want to be female and love with a female.
It's not because I'm feminist or something.
Marrying is not my favorite, but I like to have lots of kids. Like 4-8 of them, all of them should have the same mom and dad, not half-baked.
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>>159321591
I never use fertilizer
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>>159322965
You should generally use quality fertilizer, you can get away with basic fertilizer.
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>>159324935
>I'm male, but the liking for female too big that I want to be female and love with a female.

That was my point. Why do you even care so much about adopting, you would even marry a male character to avoid it even thought that would heavily influence your playthrough and feel strange for sure. What the hell.
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>>159322965
Fertilizer is largely a waste of money. Craft the free sap and fish all day long, and only buy fertilizer for the bundles, greenhouse or legendary crops.
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>>159325675
It feels strange to raise a human being that obviously not mine neither my wife's.
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>>159326357
It's just a bunch of pixels that mostly lie around all day.
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Is animal breeding/duck farming worthwhile?
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>>159326439
It still feels strange.
Just look at it, this pixel neither my character or it's wife's son.
Why I raise this pixel, why other pixel not raise it, why I have to give love to this pixel daily or this pixel would hate me and complain about it unlike other pixel.
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>>159326802
Other pixels would still complain if you didn't love them daily.
Even if they were "your" pixels.
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>>159326551
Sadly I think only pigs are 'worth' it to raise, aside from the bundle stuff needed, if you are looking for just money gain. Least till I figure out more of modding with SMAPI, and figure out if I can even mod perks.
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>>159310075
Just four more years.
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>>159326904
Only the pixel complains I not give love daily is my wife but her is the chosen one, so I will give love daily.
Another if I don't care about them, they don't care about me.
But I will like to give love to my pixel daily more than other pixel.
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>>159326802
It's not nearly as strange as marrying a male character when you are straight and heavily influencing your playthrough because of a bunch of totally useless pixels. Face it, that's an obsession.
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>>159326551
I think the lower value animals (chickens/cows) and pigs (debatable because they do nothing in winter) are your primary money makers for animals.
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Where is the most aesthetically optimal place to put the stable? Next to a barn, or next to the house?
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>>159326949
Perhaps I stated it wrong.
I want to breed lots of extra animals/incubate ducks to directly sell.
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>>159327242
Of course I'm in obession, I want my obsession to satisfy, I can't enjoy if my obsession doesn't satisfy.
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>>159327605
Probably the house, even though it's like a pixel off (so it might bug you a bit).
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>Clint asks for 40 Copper Ores to inspect
>Chuck a stack of 96 at him
>He takes one and tells me how depressed it makes him
>Change the stack to 40
>"You've already given Clint a gift today"
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>>159328001
You need to gather 40 Copper Ores after you've already accepted the quest.
Ones collected before the quest don't count, apparently.
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>>159328450
But I've done that before.
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>>159328487
>>159328450
Okay, I just dropped the stack of 40 on the ground and it worked. That's silly.
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>>159328597
You first dropped them and then you took them again, right?
It's as >>159328450 said, you must take the ores after accepting the quest.
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Yeah right you fucking slut
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>>159328450
You need to drop the 40 stacks, then it will count for the quest.
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>>159330207
I just don't Leah. Is she a recluse? Is she autistic? She doesn't talk like a normal person and she doesn't like normal people things except when she feels like it.

Penny and Robin are clearly the superior redheads.
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>>159330778
SV is pretty much an autistic town.
And Penny has her own dose of autism as well.
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>>159330778
Honestly Stardew characters have poor characterization

I'd like to see the character section of the design document for the game
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>>159331001
Penny's consistent, which makes her far less confusing. I secretly suspect Leah's an old one or something because of how incomprehensible she is.
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>>159331180
I'd love for a lovecraftian character to be in the game.
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>>159035723
>brings JoJo insanity into SV
>give your main character a stand-o ability
Don't make me make a mod for this OP.
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>>159331001
How can you not this?
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>>159331180
Do you think Leah sculpts people out of clay? How much of the town did she build?
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>>159313924
>>159314227
>He's actuallly a retired gotoro spy
>every wednesday he goes to his hidden stash to change outfit and hit the red district
>sometimes he just goes to his stash and spend the afternoon reminiscing the good old times
>after discovering the truth you can befriend him if you didn't rat him out
>he's actually a pretty cool guy when he isn't pretending to be a jew
>he doesn't really likes caroline and just remain by her side because just dumping her or cheating on her would make him look suspicious
>you can help him by romacing caroline and convince her to leave "Pierre"
>he divorces and gets to fuck whores whenever he wants and you get caroline and free acess to any store good you want
>optionally you could get someone else to fuck caroline and ruin her reputation
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>>159331593
Holy shit
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>>159331489
>JoJo
What? Where?
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>>159331545
If she was more this and less in-game herself, I'd be all over that.

We really need a single that'll just straight-up flirt with you, instead of waiting for you to do everything.
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>>159276480
Oooh, I should try that Junimo Hut thing with my hops, that way I can make a whoooole ton of Pale Ale in the winter.

Still looks like a nice farm, maybe put some trees along that paths to make it more comfy.
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>>159331545
>>159330207
Leah is fucking used goods who dated a Chad and fucked endlessly while living in the city. Then she lumps all her issues on you.

Why people like Leah is beyond me. She's a manipulative slut.
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>>159337418
Did she really do that?
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>>159337891
She has an ex (which changes based on your gender) from the city that is part of her events.
Nowhere is said that she's ever had sex though.
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>>159337418
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>>159338240
I mean, yeah, i knew she had an ex in the city, mr k, but no idea about used goods.
Besides Penny, theres no data of one having sex with our girlfriend.
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>>159338956
Daily reminder that slandering the objectively best waifu is treason punishable by death.
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>>159338956
Aren't Alex and Haley fucking before the farmer moves in?
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>>159340316
Considering how little they talk outside summer, i would doubt it.
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>>159331489
>jojo
this meme needs to end
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>Playing HM: Animal parade
>Notice how fucking Sandy and Selena are almost the same person and also both requires move from the main town
CA you though I wouldnt notice?
make Sandy marriable already, we know you want this, you just probably how to fucking put your sweat fetish on her
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>>159332563
It's a new&hot /v/ shiposting meme, be glad that you missed it.
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>>159310075
Linus, obviously.
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>>159350931
This kind of image is pretty hot.
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>>159351517
I will never understand how these poor farm hicks get to live in mansions with a literal full sized church.
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>>159351849
Pretty sure there's a line somewhere explaining it.
But I forgot.
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>>159351849
>implying real estate is expensive out in the sticks
I live in a 1 bedroom apartment cause it's all I can afford in the city, but I moved out into bumfuck nowhere I'd be living in a 3 bedroom house with my income. Easily.
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>>159351849
>>159352476
Pretty much this. For a more extreme example, you can actually buy castles and mansions with fucktons of land for the same money as a flat in central london.
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>>159352105
The previous owners built the shrine/church, and they let whoever wants to go in to worship.
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>"I got up and watered all your crops. Hope that makes your job easier today
>none of my crops are watered except for the couple iridium sprinklers that I have

what's wrong? is it because i have the sprinklers?
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>>159358861
It's because you are waifu is retarded
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>>159040772
Crispr
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its spring 2, i got 3 iridium sprinklers and 34784g, what crops should i plant and should i pick up any fertilizers? I have a shit ton of sap
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what the fuck is this thing and how do I pick it?
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>>159360423
Axe

Sometimes Cauliflower, Melons, and Pumpkins planted in 3x3 groups will do that

You get double the yield
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>>159360423
Holy shit.
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When did this general come back again? Used to visit this when Stardew Valley was new and it was pretty comfy, but I remember searching for this general a while back and couldn't see it. Glad it's back (that is, if it did really die).
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>>159361564
a new update came out a couple of weeks ago. probs why you are seeing it again
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I did it. What do I do next? I should probably upgrade my hoe since I'm still using the starter one
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>>159362103
Get some money, poorfag.
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>>159362103
What the hell, how did you get 8 farming levels in one day.
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>>159362367
I planted 300 potatoes, 300 melons, 300 kale, and everything else I had in my chest

>>159362210
ok done, what next?
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>>159362841
> Selling iron bars
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>>159363168
what do you use them for?
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>>159362841
Oh, right, you already had that many ores to make tons of sprinklers because you already had reached mining lv 10.
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>>159363168
Yeah he should be selling gold
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>>159363248
> He gained 8 farming levels in one day so he has no idea what iron bars are used for
No. I, I think I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy this. Come back when you are finally realize "OH FUCK I CAN'T BELIEVE I SOLD MY IRON"
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>>159365702
Damnit, I snorted.
Also, Alex's only got four fingers. Uh.
>>
>>
>Clint's jealous of you as a farmer for getting to be outdoors
>didn't even want to be a blacksmith to begin with
Shit, man, I'll take over if you want, I've got hundreds of hours of Swordcraft Story experience.
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>>159363248
Oh you'll see.
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>>159365702
It'd be pretty easy for a serial killer to wipe out the entire population of Stardew Valley. The only ones who'd really put up a fight are the Farmer and Marlon, both of whom live outside town.
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>>159368904
>Implying Kent wouldn't fucking kick their ass
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What do
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>>159369125
artisan, then get to crafting.
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>>159369042
Assuming the guy struck before Kent came back, or yeah, Kent would probably kill him.
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>>159368904
>The only ones who'd really put up a fight are the Farmer and Marlon,
>forgetting about Pellican's toughest fighter.
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>>159369125
>more money
>fucking nothing
gee, i wonder
>>
>>159369125
Artisan my man. You get so much money.
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>>159369301
>>159369297
>>159369225
Alrighty then. I was turned off from preserve jars and stuff since they take so long but I guess it's worth it!
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>>159369125
Artisan is basically broken good.
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>>159369042
>>159369227
The problem is if the serial killer is Kent himself.
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>>159369434
On that note, should I be using Kegs or Preserve Jars?
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>>159363595
It's ridiculosly easy to get iron ore once you hit 50+ on the mines. I always sold my bars and never really had a shortage problem.
>>
>>159370851
what are they talking about using iron for, anyway? Kegs?
>>
>>159368054
What kind of sorcery is this shit
>>
>>159370298
They're not mutually exclusive.
Preserve Jars double your money+50 in 2 days. They pound out the money quickquick if you have the crops for it.
Kegs will more than double or triple your money in 3 days.
Kegs are amazingly good with hops and wheat beer is pretty good too.
Kegs with starfruit being turned into ye olde wine and artisan perk are full retard.
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>>159371093
Sprinklers, and tool upgrades (you can get away with gold ones).
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>>159371093
>they

Hey, I didn't say anything about iron bars, I actually don't even know why he's saying that when you clearly had to use tons of iron for the sprinklers and when you have already enough money to buy all the iron ores you want.
Selling them isn't a smart move, but at that point it isn't a big deal.
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>>159371613
>>159371703
I've got iridium tools and sprinklers, i dunno why I should be keeping my iron. but just to please that one anon I went and mined a shitton more iron just now
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>>159371865
> i dunno why I should be keeping my iron

Kegs, tappers, pots and so on.
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>>159372216
Yeah, more kegs will mean more shit to brew and sell.

Captcha: Jesus Christ, it's jason bourne
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>you need to be directly adjacent to something to use it
w h y
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>>159065487
I'm stealing a lot of your layout ideas for my forest farm cause I think it's aesthetic as fuck.
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>>159036128
kek
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I'm playing this game for the first time, halfway thru summer, I make around 800 g per day and have 10.000 coins in the game. How badly do I suck and how do I build an elite farm? (BTW I only have about 12 crops)
Also how do you take care of chickens, I built a cilo already but they're always pissed off and hungry, How do I get them to make me some money?
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>>159377259
give the chickens some food, and make mayonnaise from the eggs.
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>>159377259
Clicking on your farm animals daily gives them a bit of love. Letting them outside when it's nice out also makes them happy. Generally most people create a fenced off yard for their farm animals to root around in, you should have plenty of grass planted outside for them so they can eat that instead of depleting your hay reserves, which you will need for winter.

If you have a Silo you must know how you get hay, but your silo will automatically feed hay into your coop's hay hopper, you just click on it and it will give you as much hay as you need to fill up the feeding bench that your animals eat from. Animals need daily interaction and feeding or they get upset.

Also animals are very inefficient profit-wise, crops are far more profitable and easy to maintain.
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>>159377259
Animals are fucking buuuuuuuuged to hell and back. It's very difficult to get consistent results out of them.

Also just liek grow moar crops.
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>>159377259
Animals are just for fun, and cute factor, just like the slimes.
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>you're supposed to put water in the cats bowl every day
>it's year 4 and I've never done this

well shit, sorry cat
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>>159377259
>How badly do I suck
Are you having fun? Yes? Then you do not suck.

Just relax, stop worrying about your progression and take the game at your own pace, experiment, whatever, just enjoy yourself because never experience this game for the first time again.
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Why is this allowed?
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>>159379790
wat. WAT

well, thanks for telling ME
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>>159379790
> Pulling water from the lake to pour into a bowl so your cat doesn't have to walk 10 feet to water.
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>>159380894
I hear it literally does jack and shit

The only pet thing that matters is petting them once a day
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>>159380174
Putting water in the bowl doesn't do anything actually.
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>>159381764
>>159379205
yeah, I just looked up all the animals and holy FUCK those are some huge bugs
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>>159380174
I'm having a lot fun with this game, to be honest, having a small farm is pretty comfy and I haven't even discovered 20% of the stuff in this game.
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>ywn be cucked by demetrius whilst he fucks robin in their shop
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W-what did she mean with this?
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>>159383479
Old Pam is sharper than she looks. She knows you're shmoozing it up with Penny.
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>>159271957
I took River farm in my last game, just to see. If you're just wanting to be chill, it's great. The little islands also make it easy to keep areas apart, but you've got a lot less room for crops. It makes it easy for fishing bundles, though, and you don't have to build animal fences thanks to the way the islands work, just plop a gate at the bridges.
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>>159383873
I think Penny let the cat out of the bag.
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>>159384030
>>159384030
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>>159384076
She and her mom don't really get a long that well, can't really see her spilling the beans.
>>
If 1, 3, 5, or 7 I marry Leah
If 2, 4, 6, or 8, Emily
If 9, Penny
If 0, Maru
If dubs, Harriet
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>>159384271
Enjoy your used goods
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>>159384402
Just means she knows what she's doing.
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