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http://tf2r.com/k16xvkn.html

Enter for a chance to win everything you see here

>get a ghost fort contract
>merasmus cant stop spawning so its 24/7 truce
>when he is not spawned he gives le ebin random bonuses

fuck off already merasmus

can we get a mossy thread going for old time's sake

Yo, how do I double jump as the freakin' Bostonian-Bat-Boy, huh?

Is chris config still a good config to use for max frames?

>>158933906
no

>>158933952
What should I use instead?

>>158934148
most likely http://www.teamfortress.tv/25328/comanglias-config-fps-guide

>>158934425
Thanks.

Post your angriest tf2 dude face

why u haff to be mad

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore

>>158935980
Fuck this was from an old as fuck video right? What was it?

>>158936276
From the film "Network"

Never seen it, but that quote is just used and referenced a ton

>pub game
>dominate someone
>instead of playing the objective they try their best to get back at you

Especially annoying if they're a scout or pyro and I'm playing sniper.

>>158936986
For what it is worth to everyone in this thread, this is the true meaning of "try hard". The guy ignoring everything to kill the person dominating him.

>>158937058
thanks 4 explaining

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Why do must Heavys I see these days use the Eviction Notice?

>be soldier
>ran outta rockets
>conch ready
>have a fucking crop
>fuck it
>pass by kritz heavy medic combo before kamakazi
>heavy dies
>medic kritz me
>conch healing me
>able to push the cart
Went better than expected

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>cant stop playing mini sentry and medic
is there something wrong with me?

>>158937515
Do the casual ranks mean shit?

I'm addicted to the cuntsman sniper as of last week. It's just hilarious to headshot scouts in mid air as they're attacking you and have them cry in chat.

>>158937624
Causal ranks effect team choices so your more likely to get a mixed bag of skilled players to bad ones.

epic bag

>>158937361
GRU light

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>collect souls
>kill players with pumpkin bomb
>collect dropped pumpkins

Are there worse missions?

>cp_gorge halloween mission

>>158938079
carnival of carnage

>>158938280
At least you can almost idle in those. The only way to get souls in [collect] missions is to play the same map over and over again and some of them really suck.

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>wanna play one match in celebration of Halloween before work
>game coordinator down again
I wish Valve would just fucking abandon the game instead of this insulting quarter-assed "support."

>>158938079
>>158938438
>being forced to play the game
go medic and get it done in two rounds, assists count. fuck even a banner soldier would do

>>158939968
More like

>being forced to play shitty maps

>>158940246
I like all the maps. Everything bar the original maps the game shipped with are fun to play on

>>158940246
>wahh why does god force me to play a game i hate so much for items i dont really need
>please god make my suffering stop

dude weed lmao

merasmus has cum

does he have a steam

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Post Soldiers

got any suggestions for my set?

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>>158941610

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>>158941610
Banners come and go

>>158942602
>License to maim
>No Service medal

some of the TF2 achievements make great avatars! they are so stylized and simple

your mom makes a great avatar

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st*b, st*b, st*b!

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oh

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Nigger's Bazooka

Cuntsman xd

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I did it

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>no Unusualifier for the only Heavy taunt

Why?

>>158943120
I get so many people with this taunt.

>>158944125
Red Dwarf is top tier

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>>158941610

I wish spellbook pages were transmutable

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>Pyro content update
>Heavy content update
When?
>new TF2 comic issue
When?
>Hybrid sub-classes at side game modes
When?

>>158945186
>RC car for engi when
>camera for engi when
>flying robots when

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>>158941610

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Everytime you win the the match with a hacking sniper on the enemy team. It feels so good, so fucking good, like you're literally fucking their wound and cumming inside it

>>158945186
>>158945385
NEVER EVER

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refresh the page

This new halloween color scheme is awful. Everything is awful.

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>>158941610
I got my first purple hat today. It's cheap but I'm poor and I like it.

>>158946164
I'd give one of my three kidneys for that loadout

>>158946164
What's the effect?

>tfw never got an unusual even tho I had several earbuds and bills hats back in the day from scamming children

>>158943792
well done anon well done

>tfw been playing tf2 for the past 3 days non-stop

Send help.

>>158946305
>ywn go on an orange server and lie to kids to get free buds
I feel old

>>158946376
do you wrists hurt yet

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>>158946305
Eerie orbiting flame, got it for like 10 keys off cause the guy hadn't been able to sell it for a month.

>>158946265
Still feels like I paid that much for it, to be honest.

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Spectating a match in progress is a lot like being a ghost.

>>158946376
play center

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>>158946090

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>Bolt Action Blitzer
>Awarded to players who earn the Key to the City achievement in CrimeCraft GangWars on Steam.
>CrimeCraft GangWars is a free to play third person shooter developed by Vogster Entertainment.
Yeah sure, I'll try that next.
>System Requirements
>Hard Disk Space: 10Gb
well nevermind

>Not having 10gb of disk space

>>158946472
*got it for 10 keys off
Last part of that sentence was meant for a different post.

>>158946968
>the GBs have to get there first

>Downloading 10gb is an issue for you
Stop living in a third world country.

>>158947137
>spend thousands of dollars to move, get a visa/citizenship, find a new place, and get a new job
>just to get a free virtual hat
wow thanks great advice do you have any more?

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>>158946921
10GB is nothing nowadays, my 5 year old toaster has 500, the fuck you been doing

>>158937515
You can aim. Learn to frag as solly sniper scout demo or spy and you can have more fun

>>158947323
>Implying that isn't worth it for actually decent internet speed
I'm so sorry you're so bad at managing money that you can't afford to move to the superior country.

>>158948405
SPEED is not an issue. USAGE is.

>>158946703
Tf2 center is absolute aids. Mixchamp is slightly less aids. The big problem is everyone just feeds and plays like a bot. Annoying when your team mates do it and the enemy

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>>158948143

>>158949016
you "10GB is too much"
everyone else "haha 10GB is nothing for download or storage"

if you have some extra mystery to this please explain you on your fucking 90's pc on dialup

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>>158949136
me: "10GB is too much"
me, later: *clarifies specifics*
the person I linked to (>>158948143): "i will laugh specifically at your storage, even though it's been established that's not what the conversation's about"
you: "i will laugh specifically at your connection speed and storage, even though it's been established that's not what the conversation's about"

me: "i am full of sandvich, and i am coming for you!"

man, why didnt you guys told me valve added bots to casual matchmaking just like competitive

they look like a player too much tho, especially with silver badges and their difficulty is like easy or something
they should get a bot icon instead of random steam profile pics 2bh

>random dude adds me
>ask him want he wants
>"you seemed cool so I added you"
>tell him I don't add randoms
>"why is that?"
>tell him I don't like a cluttered friends list of people I wont talk to
>"but I would talk to you"
>tell him hes creepy
>"why is that?"

Jesus, I knew there were some assburgers around but this level of social unawareness is amazing

>>158949520
you didnt clarify shit that we didnt already know, your internet is too shit to download 10GB, 10GB makes your isp puts a choke on you, at fucking 10GB

>>158950317
>10GB makes your isp puts a choke on you, at fucking 10GB
Again, not the issue.

>>158950380
"usage is the problem , not speed"

"having a choke put on for high usage isnt the problem"

nigger make your mind up or fucking let it go.

>>158950287
I have the same problem. People see my unusual and add me because they think I am the greatest. Fucking annoying.

>>158948684
no
tf2center is ok
mm is aids
everything is relative

>>158950940
no tf2center is full of bots. MM is fun because you can fuck around its not real 6s. Just join a team

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>>158941610
original is pro ks
soon will buy dbd crone's dome so i have to play with these shitty hats

>>158950519
I'm going to recap everything but leave out end because at this point I'm honestly curious to see if any of you can get some brain cells firing and actually identify this simple situation.

- 10 GB is a problem.
- 10 GB of storage is not a problem.
- Getting 10 GB onto my hard drive via the internet is the problem.
- It is a problem with internet usage.
- It is not a problem with internet speed.
- It is not a problem with ISP choking. ISP choking would be both a usage and speed problem (see previous point).

Question for the class:
Why would downloading 10 GB from the internet be a problem for me, especially in the context of doing so in order to get a free virtual hat?

>>158950287
>tell him I don't like a cluttered friends list of people I wont talk to
You know you sort friends into categories and collapse/keep uncollapsed specific categories, right?

I mean, I'm not saying you should keep every random person on your friend list, but you have options.

>>158951131
tf2c is a better experience than mm 99% of the time

>>158951374
I like my option of telling them to fuck off better

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Are creepy crawly crates worth opening?

>>158931807
natascha dakalohs bar and quick fix on defense is my new favorite thing

unkillable heavy is fucking rad

>>158950287
>What happens when two socially retarded people meet.

Heavy and medic is my new favorite thing

unkillable heavy is fucking rad

>>158951557
you must be great at parties

are you guys playing competetive? or just casual?

>>158952486
Both, I play casual whenever I feel like getting free backstabs on my knife and comp whenever I want to improve my solly skills

>>158952486
I only like to be tortured if I'm getting something out of it, so the only time I go into Valve's shitty matchmaking is to get Merasmissions.

Community servers.

>>158952242
whenever i see combos in casual i bomb the med everytime I always wait until theyre distracted and i go in 1 rocket for the jump 3 for the med ez kill. Heavy and med mains very sad

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Nice

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post your "main" class

>main
lol

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>>158952907

>be stock scout for about 110 hours
>take a year off the game
>come back
>cant hit shit
>but for some reason shortstop/axe/wrap makes me a god
what is it about stacking bleeds and having good accuracy from midrange is so sexy?

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>>158952907

>>158952907
>Having a main
>Not constantly switching classes to what the team is lacking
It's called Team Fortress 2, not Main Fortress 2.

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>>158952989
>>158953747

>>158953747
Go back to overwatch

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>>158953747
>You can't have a class you're better at than the others.

>>158954053
Why is the Pyro wearing a Vault Suit?

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Someone tell me what I am doing wrong.
>Check Harvest
>Uncheck all other maps
>It still literally NEVER puts me on Harvest

So... what are the benefits of leveling up the gargoyle? Does it give better transmutes?

>>158954232
thats how valve mm is, pure dogshit

>>158954325
bigger e-peen

>>158954325
There is no benefit, it's entirely cosmetic.
Next time, check the wiki before posting questions like that.

>>158954232
dumb frogpost

>>158954232
You are missing something

>>158954232
Screenshot your map selection page, dumb frog poster

>>158954364
Jesus Christ, the matchmaking is this bad now? This is my first time playing TF2 in over a year. I don't see a reason to come back if you literally can't even get the goddamn map you want.

>>158954370
>>158954364
I checked the wiki beforehand but I didn't want to believe it.

Anyone selling a strange huntsman or a strange SMG and for how much?

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>>158954232
Are you sure you're unchecking ALL the maps? What maps ARE you being put into?

>>158954627
>Harvest Event
>Not having regular Harvest ticked too so you can play without heavies getting free pumpkin crits

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>>158954510

https://www.tf2stadium.com/lobby/5644
1 more

>>158954741
>14 maps selected
You really are this retarded, huh?

>>158954696
Why the fuck would anybody subject themselves to Valve's matchmaking if they weren't going for Merasmission rewards? Community servers exist.

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>>158954815

>>158954741
>14 maps selected
HAHAHA OH WOW

>>158954819
>Trying to play 5CP on a community server
>Trying to play a 5CP map that isn't Process on a community server

>>158954939
I didn't say it was ideal, just better than craptchmaking

>>158954741
>14 maps selected

Whats wrong with you?

>>158955038
With Valve matchmaking I can select a rotation of maps I want and be playing within the very minute. With community servers I have to trawl through the server browser looking for that one populated map I like every time I want to switch to a different map. They're both cancerous, but at least one is automated.

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>>158955150
>and be playing within the very minute.

>>158955282
Stop trying to 6 stack every match, the more people you add, the longer your queue time.

>>158955282
T. Mr shit Internet connection

>>158955326
I always go in solo.

Why the fuck is every pyro nowadays running with the flare gun? The shotgun is superior in every way.

>>158955829
not at long range

>>158956165
Yeah but you shouldn't be sniping as pyro anyway.

>>158956404
but it does cover one of his weak points: killing escaping fast-moving objects

just how brain damaged is whoever made hellstone or brimstone or whatever payload map ive got to do my contracts on which is full of all the bosses?

>>158952719
I just surf 'em

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>>158952907
Can't find my loadout screenie on my phone, for some reason

>>158956775
Yeah, that was my first contract, and the last I'm doing.

>>158956775
you're not making sense brah

what do you need to do for the contract?

>>158957570
collect souls on hellstone
im not complaining about the contract, just the clusterfuck map designed by a toddler

>>158957631
Oh yeah, I was just playing it. It's a pain if you're solo-queing.

>>158951806
Sure if you like shit cosmetics

>>158952486
Casual only for now, might try competetive if they add highlander because 6s are cancer

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>>158952907
I dont really "main" any one class.
I have a favorite though.

>>158959621
>Gunslinger engy
So basically you're just a faggot.

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>>158959897
>hating on the funslinger

>>158959897
I use a strange wrench now, but don't have any shots of me with it.
And its fun to drop them and watch people complain about them.
They are easy to take out and people still bitch.
Plus, I like the look of it.

>>158951146
nigga you retarded

>>158960105
>Funslinger
Well it definitely ruins the fun of everyone else in the server by being a constant annoyance.

>>158960237
>They are easy to take out and people still bitch
Because you can put one up immediately after they get taken out. It is just annoying, especially on maps where there is a vantage point that overseas a major convergence where a mini can basically lock an entire area off from squishy classes like scouts and medics.

>>158960105
more like shitslinger

>>158960852
That is the point, yes.
I can understand "gotta go fast" scout retards that jump around any enemy they see getting riled up by mini sentries.
But i do it to get retard heavies/soldiers goats.
And its good for distracting people at choke points and for playing a more aggressive play style. Can't really expect it to work if they are competant or there are 3 or more of them as they arent a big deal to take out.
Especially when just paying attention and clicking like 3 times with pretty much every class nullifies minis.

>>158960852
i've NEVER thought minisentries are annoying, no matter what class i'm playing. if i'm playing scout i just do something else for 5 seconds while one of my teammates clicks in its general direction, making it die instantly.
i don't understand why people hate them.

>>158961553
i usually play scout but whenever someone uses minis instatly switch to DH soldier
i just wanted to say that dont hate you but i dont want to rely on my shitty pub team

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>>158961553
>That is the point, yes
What do you mean is "the point", the mini existing simply to be annoying or you using it to be annoying? Either way neither is a good argument for why the weapon is in the game.

>I can understand "gotta go fast" scout retards that jump around any enemy they see getting riled up by mini sentries
Can you? You can actually run around minis without getting shot if you're worth anything as a scout, but it doesn't make it any less annoying to have to deal with it the entire game. I'm not arguing the effectiveness of it, especially on maps like Harvest where all the action happens in one general area so a mini can essentially cover the entire spread. I'm just saying it is annoying and literally no one makes a case for the weapon other than the people who use it ironically and like seeing people whine in chat.

>it's good for playing an aggressive playstyle
Don't play engineer if you want that. Should the medic also get a new weapon to make him more aggressive? Or the spy? The classes have a general makeup that shouldn't be tampered with. Giving them gimmicky/situational stuff? Sure, but there is a reason practically every class' best loadout is the default.

>pretty much every class nullifies minis
No one is arguing they don't, we're just saying it is annoying. I mean, a direct hit soldier can pretty much shut down a mini spamming engineer and it has gotten to the point where whenever I see some smug asshole spamming them on Harvest I got DH just to shut them down and make sure they understand it isn't going to happen when I'm in the server.

>>158962246
I am pretty sure that you are just memeing now.
Heres a (you) though.

>Being so bad, you can't deal with minisentries
lmao

>>158962450
>Can't make an argument against anything I said
You're proving my point.

I don't think anyone here can disagree with what I said. The gunslinger exists solely to annoy people, it isn't effective other than spamming a lockdown on a specific area (which on some maps is really annoying IE: Harvest). The only people who use it are people who do it ironically to get a rise out of the other team, I mean shit you literally admitted to that in your first post.

I'm not saying you're a shitty player or you're a cancer in the community, you have fun your own way. I personally hate Pyro mains more than gunslingers, at least gunslingers are self proclaimed faggots.

>>158962760
Funslingers are good against pub CP scout rush.

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>you will never own this in with a burning flames effect

who cares about cosmetics

>>158963682
autists

were all autists here

>>158963273
So is pretty much anything provided you have the slightest idea of how to find your ass in a dark room.

Please tell your shitposting autist to stop shitposting in other threads.

>>158965334
i hate retard like u senpai

>>158963535
>Liking meme cosmetics

>>158963535
i bet you want a lime banana hat too dontcha

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rate my sandvich penser

>>158967636
random fuck together

>>158960510
You sure showed him anon.

>>158967636
randomshitthrowntogether/10

>>158968230
>>158969127
>hurr everything has to fit together

>>158969490
yes

>>158969490
>Proud of being unable to fashion
Wow dude, just... wow.

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I know this general is on its last breath but please find something else to do with your final moments other than spending all your time crafting up masterful shitpost such as these

>>158969490
>not drinking the valve jew to look your best

>>158969974
We're not on our last breath, most people here just circlejerk over cosmetics rather than the game. TF2 will likely never die, it is F2P after all.

why does my game get 3 second freezes every couple of seconds, this is so fucking annoying.

no one has a solution but this issue goes back to like 2010

>>158970304
Are you using a custom HUD? Are you trying to play on a toaster? Do you have a graphics config?

>>158970304
net_graph 3 in console, take a picture of a spike, ???, profit

>Make a suggestion that we wouldn't be getting BTFO if we didn't have 3 spies
>"Wow lol you care about a pub game you're a try hard"

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it me

how do i get my tf2gfu to like me

>>158970304
>disable steam cloud
>wipe clean your TF2 installation
>reinstall
>???
>profit

>>158972038
suck their dick

Every game I've played lately, my team has been fucking garbage.

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http://tf2r.com/k16xvkn.html

Half an hour to go!
Enter if you haven't already

>Oh boy, it's impossible to not have fun on Process
>Game starts
>Me and soldier only two people on mid
>Despite there being two other scouts
>Engineer immediately starts building on last
>No medic
Whelp, nice to see this game keeps proving me wrong about things.

>>158972741
but process is boring

>>158972851
name one (1) map better than process

>>158972946
thunder mountain

>>158973238
Opinion discarded.

oh shid desu
whos gonna win

tfw

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I have no idea who this dude is, but he seems pretty poor so I guess its fair game

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>>158931807
reminder to turn off cosmetics
http://www.teamfortress.tv/35222/no-hats-mod
also update if you havent, they released a new one for scream fortress

>>158938438
it literally takes one match to do those missions, you dont have to "play them over and over again" if you hate the fucking game stop playing

>>158975875
I like hats tho

>>158976059
I like playing the game I just hate the Halloween gimmicks. But I'm also a sucker for cosmetics.

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Gratz Chabet, ya won good

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Good Halloween loadouts?

Also, why are you spending Halloween alone, anon?

>>158976618
wrong password fuck

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>>158941610

>>158951146
you have a data cap and/or share Internet with roommates or family?

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>>158976618

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>>158952907

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>>158952907
I am here to pootis you

>>158976618
what do you mean alone? my parents are right here

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>>158976618
I've always liked character sets

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>>158952907

>>158978378
this is me rn

>he bought the duck jew

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>>158976618


>>158978620
>he bought an infinite noisemaker
Oh yes, totally, he's the one who's an idiot

>he doesn't own a squeak duck
can I git a smug animu girl in chat

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Holy shit, do you hear that?

That loud pitched squealing that sounds like a pig just got its balls crushed between two cinder blocks?

Thats the sound of a BONUS ROUND!

http://tf2r.com/knq6tco.html

So I got the Scarecrow hat for the spy but it doesn't say it's limited to Halloween, does this mean I can use it later, too?

>>158979146
The one with the buttons for eyes? That isn't restricted.

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>>158979056
>steaming engie cap
good taste

>>158979290
Yeah, got it from a Merasmissions, meaning it's not tradable either.

Why are valve such jews? Only regular drops and crafted hats can be traded now. I can't stockpile useless event shit for years to sell it at a profit like I used to back in 2010-2013.

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https://tf2r.com/kbhyjg6.html

Did 26 finally off himself?

hopefully

>>158981034
human broke up with him for real this time.

>>158979719
i thought meramission items were tradable? this whole thing seems useless. i thought meramissions would give me good shit like weapons not just lame cosmetics which are only available for what, 2 weeks? and i cant even trade the fucking shit, they all say """achievement item""" like anyone fucking cares that some kid traded for a fucking hat. what can i do with all this useless fucking gear? can i craft this shit or can i only delete the items for wasting my time and space? everything this halloween seems so pointless. i enjoy playing the maps so i play them anyways but what is the point of the gargoyles? mine is happy, so what? i risk my life picking up shit that disappears and i dont even fucking know why

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>>158980003

>>158981440
retard

>>158981440
Leech detected.

>>158981440
fucking hacker detected bitch kys

>>158981492
how
>>158981543
yeah

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>>158981440
u got hacked nerd

im gonna steal you're items

>>158981573
no
>>158981620
fug

psh

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>>158981251
Summed up my feelings quite well. It pisses me off that they would suddenly make event items non-tradable even for non-f2p players after pretty much everything in the game was tradable for years.

>he is so new he fails at entering a raffle with the most basic newfag protection imaginable
>he still feels important enough need to tripfag
i have no words

26dollar is okay
he is getting over the evil mean succubus

What's a good mouse sensitivity setting for Scout? I feel so embarrassed when I can't hit people at close range multiple times.

1-2.5 at 800 or 1600 dpi

>>158982901
>he's talking to no one

>he is no one

you're right, you are no one

>>158983316
>>158983383
shit I got meme'd

hashtag oh snap

>>158981440
>lolmikes

>>158984139
>dotsy is this mad

what happened to aida?

>>158985284
she killed herself

Tell me about that thing that happened today

>>158977693
Correct! I'm not willing to pay for data that I use over the cap just for a free virtual hat!

what should i fap to d2g

>>158986134
me

Alright listen up everyone

>>158986134
/tf2g/ is partnered with sonic threads on /trash/, consider that your next destination

>>158981251
The gargoyle can be used to craft 3 halloween cosmetics into another untradable halloween cosmetic.

>>158988390
Exactly!

Another untradable, useless cosmetic which you can only equip 20 days in a year.

>>158981251
If you are lucky, you can drop/transmute one of the few unrestricted halloween cosmetics.

>>158988390
oh, but what is the point of the happiness meter?

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>>158981251
>i thought meramission items were tradable? this whole thing seems useless. i thought meramissions would give me good shit like weapons not just lame cosmetics which are only available for what, 2 weeks?
PROTIP: they're giving you the items for FUN.
You know, like treat or treating? Also, you can wear them all year long on certain community servers and for two days every month on all servers.

>>158988591
I should be able to trade crap I don't want for crap I do want. How hard of a concept is this to understand? Also, fuck them for removing spells.

>>158988591
i block cosmetics though

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>>158988701

>>158988587
It's read the thread, this has been answered already.
>>158988669
Get some fucking joy and humility in your life, holy shit. Valve doesn't have to give you jack shit and you're here bitching about being able to dress up for Halloween. Are you this pissy about Halloween costumes in real life? Jesus fuck.

Spells and the Halloween gift distribution system should be back, through.

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>>158976452
Thank you I'm going to wear it right now

>>158988669
Valve's stated reason for slapping untradeability on items is to discourage 24/7 gift farming, which was apparently a huge problem.
The real reason is probably that completely unrestricted trading cuts into workshop author profits. It sucks but that's business.
You might as well complain that free accounts can't send items.

And it was already stated that you can try your luck and get rid of garbage by transmuting.

>>158988910
are halloween costumes handed out by the government randomly, with you being told you cannot trade it or sell it? maybe he wants to trade them for something actually useful which changes the game like weapons

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>>158989182
>are halloween costumes handed out by the government randomly
No, which makes the rest of your analogy fall apart.

>>158989182
>not having all the weapons you want already
jesus I didn't know I was arguing with shitters.

>>158989157
>And it was already stated that you can try your luck and get rid of garbage by transmuting
*into another untradable item
aka more useless garbage. i dont know what you expect being a shit apologist, this sucks shit and people are going to complain about it

>>158989363
t r a d i n g

i s n ' t

e v e r y t h i n g

>another literal who wins
Why do I even bother entering these again?

>>158989357
>Are you this pissy about Halloween costumes in real life?
so tell me again how it dissolves? you can get whatever you want, trade however you want, and whatnot in real life. why would you be pissy about fucking halloween costumes in real life compared to useless timed cosmetics in team fortress 2?

>>158989362
pyro and heavy are about to get new ones newfag

playing games with my tf2gfu

>>158989502
lolmikes pls

>>158989474
right, but this is the worst halloween event yet because you cant do anything with them. valve failed again, stop trying to defend their laziness.

>>158989507
>pyro and heavy are about to get new ones newfag
that has NOTHING to do with the current discussion. at all.

>you can get whatever you want,
you can in tf2 as well tradable versions of all the free halloween cosmetics are available for trade/purchase
>trade however you want
where the fuck are you trading halloween costumes in real life, what weird alternate universe do you live in
>timed cosmetics
protip: social convention restricts the timing of costume use in real life, too.
>>158989624
>you cant do anything with them.
you can WEAR them. you can HAVE FUN dressing up for halloween.

>>158989795
let me stop this argument right now. people have opinions, i think it is shit. stop sperging out because i dont eat the shit you enjoy

>>158985831
are you attending a University? If so they usually have excelent internet
also,
>current year
>not having unlimited data
do you live in bumfuck, nowhere or something?

>>158989507
>you can get whatever you want, trade however you want, and whatnot in real life
Moving physical items in real life costs time, money or both no matter how you slice it. Your analogy is not going to work no matter how hard you rationalize because digital data =/= material goods.

Stop theorycrafting reality and go outside, you have spent too much time on the internet.

>>158989942
I hate to break it to ya, but you might want to check out your own behavior first before attacking others about theirs.

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what am i in for

>kill monoculus
>kill hhh

ez

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>>158989942
>make retarded incorrect assertions about facts
>immediately disproven
>UM, THEY WERE JUST *OPINIONS*

>>158990116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUqe109-WVU

>>158990116
1. nade spam
2. heavies and snipers killing you almost on sight
3. medics jumping the map and shotgunning you in the face

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>>158989990
>>158990103
>>158990273
ok

>>158990672
is that your backpack, because if so everything you've just whined about becomes twice as hilarious

what is up with some players and this "ring me"

>>158990672
>no veteran-to-merc badge
>no gibus or pyrovision
>cauldron from two years ago
>6 (six) page backpack

Is this bait?

>>158990672
Now go do that on your real account

>>158991810
this is my real account, they give out shit like cauldrons randomly with meramissions and i deleted pyrovision/gibus

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>>158990672
As someone who has participated in every scream fortress, I can tell that you are a pussyass bitch nigga who wouldn't last two seconds in the old days, when you had fight everybody else on the server just for a CHANCE at free shit.

I kind of miss those times, since we no longer have the pleasure of watching babies like you cry about getting NO cosmetics AT ALL because they were too slow, stupid and unskilled to keep up.

>>158991969
So why'd you delete something you can trade away, though?

>>158991969
>this is my real account
yeah and my dick is 18 inches

>>158989586
>dotsy is this mad

>>158992282
i dont actually trade anything

>>158991997
im in tears bro, i would totally be crying about cosmetics i dont even want

>>158992432
lolmikes pls just fuck off

When and how often are new merasmissions given out?

>>158992847
>when
around 3:30 am
>how often
if only there were some sort of update notes from an official source to tell you that

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>>158992583
>I actually never wanted free tradeable stuff after bitching nonstop about not getting free tradeable stuff
You are only digging yourself deeper into your own butthurt, stop while you are less behind. Not even Viva would make as much of an embarassment out of himself as you are right now.

>do mission
>leave because retarded ass team + crits

is there even a point of staying on valve servers anymore?

>>158993830
e-peen

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Jailbreak

Join 45.35.176.5:27110

>>158993749
i dont trade because no cosmetics are tradable anymore. i trade weapons though if someone wants something i have. i gave away weapons like rescue ranger and the razerback since i disliked how they changed the game and made them less fun to play. nobody wants the dueling minigame.

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>>158994556
>no cosmetics are tradable any more

>>158994556
>no cosmetics are tradable anymore
>nobody wants the dueling minigame.
u wot m8

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>>158994380
>1366x768
>Jailbreak

>>158994556
>no cosmetics are tradeable anymore

same image applies here as well

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>Jailbreak

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>>158994556
>no cosmetics are tradable anymore.
>i gave away weapons like rescue ranger and the razerback since i disliked how they changed the game and made them less fun to play.
>nobody wants the dueling minigame.

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what's considered to be """high tier""" unusual effects?

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>>158994556
whta

>random crits still in casual
>5 of the 9 classes still useless in competitive
>cosmetics are all untradable and look like shit with memes like mushrooms and broomsticks
>no updates in over a year, the upcoming one being minor with absolutely no public discussions or even release window
>over 20 of the weapons in the game are still broken
>every single skin for weapons looks retarded and dont fit at all like """australium""" or christmas lights
what will fill the void when it finally dies

>>158995658
Good effects you fucking moron
Nuts n' Bolts=Low
Burning Flames=High

>>158995839
>burning flames
>good
lmoa

>>158995928
Your opinions are really shitty dude

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found this gem today

>>158991997
made me think of when they added helltower and some kid said he hoped I got cancer because I killed him and made him miss a gift

>>158991997
>in the old days
>3 years ago

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>>158996687
>2fort

>>158996687
>not using the vacc with bullet resist
>not popping every uber on the gibus sniper
0/10 not enough funposting

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>>158996687

>>158993830
There was never a point you quickplay-whoring scrub, learn how to use a server browser.

ded

Is flaming lantern a good effect?