>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4
>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
>https://vanilla.tf/
>Implying anyone plays the game
Last Thread: >>158796208
http://tf2r.com/k16xvkn.html
Enter for a chance to win everything you see here
>get a ghost fort contract
>merasmus cant stop spawning so its 24/7 truce
>when he is not spawned he gives le ebin random bonuses
fuck off already merasmus
can we get a mossy thread going for old time's sake
Yo, how do I double jump as the freakin' Bostonian-Bat-Boy, huh?
Is chris config still a good config to use for max frames?
>>158933952
What should I use instead?
>>158934148
most likely http://www.teamfortress.tv/25328/comanglias-config-fps-guide
>>158934425
Thanks.
Post your angriest tf2 dude face
why u haff to be mad
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore
>>158935980
Fuck this was from an old as fuck video right? What was it?
>>158936276
From the film "Network"
Never seen it, but that quote is just used and referenced a ton
>pub game
>dominate someone
>instead of playing the objective they try their best to get back at you
Especially annoying if they're a scout or pyro and I'm playing sniper.
>>158936986
For what it is worth to everyone in this thread, this is the true meaning of "try hard". The guy ignoring everything to kill the person dominating him.
>>158937058
thanks 4 explaining
Why do must Heavys I see these days use the Eviction Notice?
>be soldier
>ran outta rockets
>conch ready
>have a fucking crop
>fuck it
>pass by kritz heavy medic combo before kamakazi
>heavy dies
>medic kritz me
>conch healing me
>able to push the cart
Went better than expected
>cant stop playing mini sentry and medic
is there something wrong with me?
>>158937515
Do the casual ranks mean shit?
I'm addicted to the cuntsman sniper as of last week. It's just hilarious to headshot scouts in mid air as they're attacking you and have them cry in chat.
>>158937624
Causal ranks effect team choices so your more likely to get a mixed bag of skilled players to bad ones.
epic bag
>>158937361
GRU light
>collect souls
>kill players with pumpkin bomb
>collect dropped pumpkins
Are there worse missions?
>cp_gorge halloween mission
>>158938079
carnival of carnage
>>158938280
At least you can almost idle in those. The only way to get souls in [collect] missions is to play the same map over and over again and some of them really suck.
>wanna play one match in celebration of Halloween before work
>game coordinator down again
I wish Valve would just fucking abandon the game instead of this insulting quarter-assed "support."
>>158938079
>>158938438
>being forced to play the game
go medic and get it done in two rounds, assists count. fuck even a banner soldier would do
>>158939968
More like
>being forced to play shitty maps
>>158940246
I like all the maps. Everything bar the original maps the game shipped with are fun to play on
>>158940246
>wahh why does god force me to play a game i hate so much for items i dont really need
>please god make my suffering stop
dude weed lmao
merasmus has cum
does he have a steam
Post Soldiers
got any suggestions for my set?
>>158941610
>>158941610
Banners come and go
>>158942602
>License to maim
>No Service medal
some of the TF2 achievements make great avatars! they are so stylized and simple
your mom makes a great avatar
st*b, st*b, st*b!
oh
Nigger's Bazooka
Cuntsman xd
I did it
>no Unusualifier for the only Heavy taunt
Why?
>>158943120
I get so many people with this taunt.
>>158944125
Red Dwarf is top tier
I wish spellbook pages were transmutable
>Pyro content update
>Heavy content update
When?
>new TF2 comic issue
When?
>Hybrid sub-classes at side game modes
When?
>>158945186
>RC car for engi when
>camera for engi when
>flying robots when
>>158941610
Everytime you win the the match with a hacking sniper on the enemy team. It feels so good, so fucking good, like you're literally fucking their wound and cumming inside it
>>158945186
>>158945385
NEVER EVER
refresh the page
This new halloween color scheme is awful. Everything is awful.
>>158941610
I got my first purple hat today. It's cheap but I'm poor and I like it.
>>158946164
I'd give one of my three kidneys for that loadout
>>158946164
What's the effect?
>tfw never got an unusual even tho I had several earbuds and bills hats back in the day from scamming children
>>158943792
well done anon well done
>tfw been playing tf2 for the past 3 days non-stop
Send help.
>>158946305
>ywn go on an orange server and lie to kids to get free buds
I feel old
>>158946376
do you wrists hurt yet
>>158946305
Eerie orbiting flame, got it for like 10 keys off cause the guy hadn't been able to sell it for a month.
>>158946265
Still feels like I paid that much for it, to be honest.
Spectating a match in progress is a lot like being a ghost.
>>158946376
play center
>>158946090
>Bolt Action Blitzer
>Awarded to players who earn the Key to the City achievement in CrimeCraft GangWars on Steam.
>CrimeCraft GangWars is a free to play third person shooter developed by Vogster Entertainment.
Yeah sure, I'll try that next.
>System Requirements
>Hard Disk Space: 10Gb
well nevermind
>Not having 10gb of disk space
>>158946472
*got it for 10 keys off
Last part of that sentence was meant for a different post.
>>158946968
>the GBs have to get there first
>Downloading 10gb is an issue for you
Stop living in a third world country.
>>158947137
>spend thousands of dollars to move, get a visa/citizenship, find a new place, and get a new job
>just to get a free virtual hat
wow thanks great advice do you have any more?
>>158946921
10GB is nothing nowadays, my 5 year old toaster has 500, the fuck you been doing
>>158937515
You can aim. Learn to frag as solly sniper scout demo or spy and you can have more fun
>>158947323
>Implying that isn't worth it for actually decent internet speed
I'm so sorry you're so bad at managing money that you can't afford to move to the superior country.
>>158948405
SPEED is not an issue. USAGE is.
>>158946703
Tf2 center is absolute aids. Mixchamp is slightly less aids. The big problem is everyone just feeds and plays like a bot. Annoying when your team mates do it and the enemy
>>158948143
>>158949016
you "10GB is too much"
everyone else "haha 10GB is nothing for download or storage"
if you have some extra mystery to this please explain you on your fucking 90's pc on dialup
>>158941610
>>158949136
me: "10GB is too much"
me, later: *clarifies specifics*
the person I linked to (>>158948143): "i will laugh specifically at your storage, even though it's been established that's not what the conversation's about"
you: "i will laugh specifically at your connection speed and storage, even though it's been established that's not what the conversation's about"
me: "i am full of sandvich, and i am coming for you!"
man, why didnt you guys told me valve added bots to casual matchmaking just like competitive
they look like a player too much tho, especially with silver badges and their difficulty is like easy or something
they should get a bot icon instead of random steam profile pics 2bh
>random dude adds me
>ask him want he wants
>"you seemed cool so I added you"
>tell him I don't add randoms
>"why is that?"
>tell him I don't like a cluttered friends list of people I wont talk to
>"but I would talk to you"
>tell him hes creepy
>"why is that?"
Jesus, I knew there were some assburgers around but this level of social unawareness is amazing
>>158949520
you didnt clarify shit that we didnt already know, your internet is too shit to download 10GB, 10GB makes your isp puts a choke on you, at fucking 10GB
>>158950317
>10GB makes your isp puts a choke on you, at fucking 10GB
Again, not the issue.
>>158950380
"usage is the problem , not speed"
"having a choke put on for high usage isnt the problem"
nigger make your mind up or fucking let it go.
>>158950287
I have the same problem. People see my unusual and add me because they think I am the greatest. Fucking annoying.
>>158948684
no
tf2center is ok
mm is aids
everything is relative
>>158950940
no tf2center is full of bots. MM is fun because you can fuck around its not real 6s. Just join a team
>>158941610
original is pro ks
soon will buy dbd crone's dome so i have to play with these shitty hats
>>158950519
I'm going to recap everything but leave out end because at this point I'm honestly curious to see if any of you can get some brain cells firing and actually identify this simple situation.
- 10 GB is a problem.
- 10 GB of storage is not a problem.
- Getting 10 GB onto my hard drive via the internet is the problem.
- It is a problem with internet usage.
- It is not a problem with internet speed.
- It is not a problem with ISP choking. ISP choking would be both a usage and speed problem (see previous point).
Question for the class:
Why would downloading 10 GB from the internet be a problem for me, especially in the context of doing so in order to get a free virtual hat?
>>158950287
>tell him I don't like a cluttered friends list of people I wont talk to
You know you sort friends into categories and collapse/keep uncollapsed specific categories, right?
I mean, I'm not saying you should keep every random person on your friend list, but you have options.
>>158951131
tf2c is a better experience than mm 99% of the time
>>158951374
I like my option of telling them to fuck off better
Are creepy crawly crates worth opening?
>>158931807
natascha dakalohs bar and quick fix on defense is my new favorite thing
unkillable heavy is fucking rad
>>158950287
>What happens when two socially retarded people meet.
Heavy and medic is my new favorite thing
unkillable heavy is fucking rad
>>158951557
you must be great at parties
are you guys playing competetive? or just casual?
>>158952486
Both, I play casual whenever I feel like getting free backstabs on my knife and comp whenever I want to improve my solly skills
>>158952486
I only like to be tortured if I'm getting something out of it, so the only time I go into Valve's shitty matchmaking is to get Merasmissions.
Community servers.
>>158952242
whenever i see combos in casual i bomb the med everytime I always wait until theyre distracted and i go in 1 rocket for the jump 3 for the med ez kill. Heavy and med mains very sad
Nice
post your "main" class
>main
lol
>>158952907
>be stock scout for about 110 hours
>take a year off the game
>come back
>cant hit shit
>but for some reason shortstop/axe/wrap makes me a god
what is it about stacking bleeds and having good accuracy from midrange is so sexy?
>>158952907
>>158952907
>Having a main
>Not constantly switching classes to what the team is lacking
It's called Team Fortress 2, not Main Fortress 2.
>>158952989
>>158953747
>>158953747
Go back to overwatch
>>158953747
>You can't have a class you're better at than the others.
>>158954053
Why is the Pyro wearing a Vault Suit?
Someone tell me what I am doing wrong.
>Check Harvest
>Uncheck all other maps
>It still literally NEVER puts me on Harvest
So... what are the benefits of leveling up the gargoyle? Does it give better transmutes?
>>158954232
thats how valve mm is, pure dogshit
>>158954325
bigger e-peen
>>158954325
There is no benefit, it's entirely cosmetic.
Next time, check the wiki before posting questions like that.
>>158954232
dumb frogpost
>>158954232
You are missing something
>>158954232
Screenshot your map selection page, dumb frog poster
>>158954364
Jesus Christ, the matchmaking is this bad now? This is my first time playing TF2 in over a year. I don't see a reason to come back if you literally can't even get the goddamn map you want.
>>158954370
>>158954364
I checked the wiki beforehand but I didn't want to believe it.
Anyone selling a strange huntsman or a strange SMG and for how much?
>>158954232
Are you sure you're unchecking ALL the maps? What maps ARE you being put into?
>>158954627
>Harvest Event
>Not having regular Harvest ticked too so you can play without heavies getting free pumpkin crits
>>158954510
https://www.tf2stadium.com/lobby/5644
1 more
>>158954741
>14 maps selected
You really are this retarded, huh?
>>158954696
Why the fuck would anybody subject themselves to Valve's matchmaking if they weren't going for Merasmission rewards? Community servers exist.
>>158954815
>>158954741
>14 maps selected
HAHAHA OH WOW
>>158954819
>Trying to play 5CP on a community server
>Trying to play a 5CP map that isn't Process on a community server
>>158954939
I didn't say it was ideal, just better than craptchmaking
>>158954741
>14 maps selected
Whats wrong with you?
>>158955038
With Valve matchmaking I can select a rotation of maps I want and be playing within the very minute. With community servers I have to trawl through the server browser looking for that one populated map I like every time I want to switch to a different map. They're both cancerous, but at least one is automated.
>>158955150
>and be playing within the very minute.
>>158955282
Stop trying to 6 stack every match, the more people you add, the longer your queue time.
>>158955282
T. Mr shit Internet connection
>>158955326
I always go in solo.
Why the fuck is every pyro nowadays running with the flare gun? The shotgun is superior in every way.
>>158955829
not at long range
>>158956165
Yeah but you shouldn't be sniping as pyro anyway.
>>158956404
but it does cover one of his weak points: killing escaping fast-moving objects
just how brain damaged is whoever made hellstone or brimstone or whatever payload map ive got to do my contracts on which is full of all the bosses?
>>158952719
I just surf 'em
>>158952907
Can't find my loadout screenie on my phone, for some reason
>>158956775
Yeah, that was my first contract, and the last I'm doing.
>>158956775
you're not making sense brah
what do you need to do for the contract?
>>158957570
collect souls on hellstone
im not complaining about the contract, just the clusterfuck map designed by a toddler
>>158957631
Oh yeah, I was just playing it. It's a pain if you're solo-queing.
>>158951806
Sure if you like shit cosmetics
>>158952486
Casual only for now, might try competetive if they add highlander because 6s are cancer
>>158952907
I dont really "main" any one class.
I have a favorite though.
>>158959621
>Gunslinger engy
So basically you're just a faggot.
>>158959897
>hating on the funslinger
>>158959897
I use a strange wrench now, but don't have any shots of me with it.
And its fun to drop them and watch people complain about them.
They are easy to take out and people still bitch.
Plus, I like the look of it.
>>158951146
nigga you retarded
>>158960105
>Funslinger
Well it definitely ruins the fun of everyone else in the server by being a constant annoyance.
>>158960237
>They are easy to take out and people still bitch
Because you can put one up immediately after they get taken out. It is just annoying, especially on maps where there is a vantage point that overseas a major convergence where a mini can basically lock an entire area off from squishy classes like scouts and medics.
>>158960105
more like shitslinger
>>158960852
That is the point, yes.
I can understand "gotta go fast" scout retards that jump around any enemy they see getting riled up by mini sentries.
But i do it to get retard heavies/soldiers goats.
And its good for distracting people at choke points and for playing a more aggressive play style. Can't really expect it to work if they are competant or there are 3 or more of them as they arent a big deal to take out.
Especially when just paying attention and clicking like 3 times with pretty much every class nullifies minis.
>>158960852
i've NEVER thought minisentries are annoying, no matter what class i'm playing. if i'm playing scout i just do something else for 5 seconds while one of my teammates clicks in its general direction, making it die instantly.
i don't understand why people hate them.
>>158961553
i usually play scout but whenever someone uses minis instatly switch to DH soldier
i just wanted to say that dont hate you but i dont want to rely on my shitty pub team
>>158961553
>That is the point, yes
What do you mean is "the point", the mini existing simply to be annoying or you using it to be annoying? Either way neither is a good argument for why the weapon is in the game.
>I can understand "gotta go fast" scout retards that jump around any enemy they see getting riled up by mini sentries
Can you? You can actually run around minis without getting shot if you're worth anything as a scout, but it doesn't make it any less annoying to have to deal with it the entire game. I'm not arguing the effectiveness of it, especially on maps like Harvest where all the action happens in one general area so a mini can essentially cover the entire spread. I'm just saying it is annoying and literally no one makes a case for the weapon other than the people who use it ironically and like seeing people whine in chat.
>it's good for playing an aggressive playstyle
Don't play engineer if you want that. Should the medic also get a new weapon to make him more aggressive? Or the spy? The classes have a general makeup that shouldn't be tampered with. Giving them gimmicky/situational stuff? Sure, but there is a reason practically every class' best loadout is the default.
>pretty much every class nullifies minis
No one is arguing they don't, we're just saying it is annoying. I mean, a direct hit soldier can pretty much shut down a mini spamming engineer and it has gotten to the point where whenever I see some smug asshole spamming them on Harvest I got DH just to shut them down and make sure they understand it isn't going to happen when I'm in the server.
>>158962246
I am pretty sure that you are just memeing now.
Heres a (you) though.
>Being so bad, you can't deal with minisentries
lmao
>>158962450
>Can't make an argument against anything I said
You're proving my point.
I don't think anyone here can disagree with what I said. The gunslinger exists solely to annoy people, it isn't effective other than spamming a lockdown on a specific area (which on some maps is really annoying IE: Harvest). The only people who use it are people who do it ironically to get a rise out of the other team, I mean shit you literally admitted to that in your first post.
I'm not saying you're a shitty player or you're a cancer in the community, you have fun your own way. I personally hate Pyro mains more than gunslingers, at least gunslingers are self proclaimed faggots.
>>158962760
Funslingers are good against pub CP scout rush.
>you will never own this in with a burning flames effect
who cares about cosmetics
>>158963682
autists
were all autists here
>>158963273
So is pretty much anything provided you have the slightest idea of how to find your ass in a dark room.
Please tell your shitposting autist to stop shitposting in other threads.
>>158965334
i hate retard like u senpai
>>158963535
>Liking meme cosmetics
>>158963535
i bet you want a lime banana hat too dontcha
rate my sandvich penser
>>158967636
random fuck together
>>158960510
You sure showed him anon.
>>158967636
randomshitthrowntogether/10
>>158968230
>>158969127
>hurr everything has to fit together
>>158969490
yes
>>158969490
>Proud of being unable to fashion
Wow dude, just... wow.
I know this general is on its last breath but please find something else to do with your final moments other than spending all your time crafting up masterful shitpost such as these
>>158969490
>not drinking the valve jew to look your best
>>158969974
We're not on our last breath, most people here just circlejerk over cosmetics rather than the game. TF2 will likely never die, it is F2P after all.
why does my game get 3 second freezes every couple of seconds, this is so fucking annoying.
no one has a solution but this issue goes back to like 2010
>>158970304
Are you using a custom HUD? Are you trying to play on a toaster? Do you have a graphics config?
>>158970304
net_graph 3 in console, take a picture of a spike, ???, profit
>Make a suggestion that we wouldn't be getting BTFO if we didn't have 3 spies
>"Wow lol you care about a pub game you're a try hard"
it me
how do i get my tf2gfu to like me
>>158970304
>disable steam cloud
>wipe clean your TF2 installation
>reinstall
>???
>profit
>>158972038
suck their dick
Every game I've played lately, my team has been fucking garbage.
http://tf2r.com/k16xvkn.html
Half an hour to go!
Enter if you haven't already
>Oh boy, it's impossible to not have fun on Process
>Game starts
>Me and soldier only two people on mid
>Despite there being two other scouts
>Engineer immediately starts building on last
>No medic
Whelp, nice to see this game keeps proving me wrong about things.
>>158972741
but process is boring
>>158972851
name one (1) map better than process
>>158972946
thunder mountain
>>158973238
Opinion discarded.
oh shid desu
whos gonna win
tfw
I have no idea who this dude is, but he seems pretty poor so I guess its fair game
>>158931807
reminder to turn off cosmetics
http://www.teamfortress.tv/35222/no-hats-mod
also update if you havent, they released a new one for scream fortress
>>158938438
it literally takes one match to do those missions, you dont have to "play them over and over again" if you hate the fucking game stop playing
>>158975875
I like hats tho
>>158976059
I like playing the game I just hate the Halloween gimmicks. But I'm also a sucker for cosmetics.
Gratz Chabet, ya won good
Good Halloween loadouts?
Also, why are you spending Halloween alone, anon?
>>158976618
wrong password fuck
>>158941610
>>158951146
you have a data cap and/or share Internet with roommates or family?
>>158976618
>>158952907
>>158952907
I am here to pootis you
>>158976618
what do you mean alone? my parents are right here
>>158976618
I've always liked character sets
>>158952907
>>158978378
this is me rn
>he bought the duck jew
>>158976618
>>158978620
>he bought an infinite noisemaker
Oh yes, totally, he's the one who's an idiot
>he doesn't own a squeak duck
can I git a smug animu girl in chat
Holy shit, do you hear that?
That loud pitched squealing that sounds like a pig just got its balls crushed between two cinder blocks?
Thats the sound of a BONUS ROUND!
http://tf2r.com/knq6tco.html
So I got the Scarecrow hat for the spy but it doesn't say it's limited to Halloween, does this mean I can use it later, too?
>>158979146
The one with the buttons for eyes? That isn't restricted.
>>158979056
>steaming engie capgood taste
>>158979290
Yeah, got it from a Merasmissions, meaning it's not tradable either.
Why are valve such jews? Only regular drops and crafted hats can be traded now. I can't stockpile useless event shit for years to sell it at a profit like I used to back in 2010-2013.
https://tf2r.com/kbhyjg6.html
Did 26 finally off himself?
hopefully
>>158981034
human broke up with him for real this time.
>>158979719
i thought meramission items were tradable? this whole thing seems useless. i thought meramissions would give me good shit like weapons not just lame cosmetics which are only available for what, 2 weeks? and i cant even trade the fucking shit, they all say """achievement item""" like anyone fucking cares that some kid traded for a fucking hat. what can i do with all this useless fucking gear? can i craft this shit or can i only delete the items for wasting my time and space? everything this halloween seems so pointless. i enjoy playing the maps so i play them anyways but what is the point of the gargoyles? mine is happy, so what? i risk my life picking up shit that disappears and i dont even fucking know why
>>158981440
retard
>>158981440
Leech detected.
>>158981440
fucking hacker detected bitch kys
>>158981492
how
>>158981543
yeah
>>158981440
u got hacked nerd
im gonna steal you're items
psh
>>158981251
Summed up my feelings quite well. It pisses me off that they would suddenly make event items non-tradable even for non-f2p players after pretty much everything in the game was tradable for years.
>he is so new he fails at entering a raffle with the most basic newfag protection imaginable
>he still feels important enough need to tripfag
i have no words
26dollar is okay
he is getting over the evil mean succubus
What's a good mouse sensitivity setting for Scout? I feel so embarrassed when I can't hit people at close range multiple times.
1-2.5 at 800 or 1600 dpi
>>158982901
>he's talking to no one
>he is no one
you're right, you are no one
>>158983316
>>158983383
shit I got meme'd
hashtag oh snap
>>158981440
>lolmikes
>>158984139
>dotsy is this mad
what happened to aida?
>>158985284
she killed herself
Tell me about that thing that happened today
>>158977693
Correct! I'm not willing to pay for data that I use over the cap just for a free virtual hat!
what should i fap to d2g
Alright listen up everyone
>>158986134
/tf2g/ is partnered with sonic threads on /trash/, consider that your next destination
>>158981251
The gargoyle can be used to craft 3 halloween cosmetics into another untradable halloween cosmetic.
>>158988390
Exactly!
Another untradable, useless cosmetic which you can only equip 20 days in a year.
>>158981251
If you are lucky, you can drop/transmute one of the few unrestricted halloween cosmetics.
>>158988390
oh, but what is the point of the happiness meter?
>>158981251
>i thought meramission items were tradable? this whole thing seems useless. i thought meramissions would give me good shit like weapons not just lame cosmetics which are only available for what, 2 weeks?
PROTIP: they're giving you the items for FUN.
You know, like treat or treating? Also, you can wear them all year long on certain community servers and for two days every month on all servers.
>>158988591
I should be able to trade crap I don't want for crap I do want. How hard of a concept is this to understand? Also, fuck them for removing spells.
>>158988591
i block cosmetics though
>>158988701
>>158988587
It'sread the thread, this has been answered already.
>>158988669
Get some fucking joy and humility in your life, holy shit. Valve doesn't have to give you jack shit and you're here bitching about being able to dress up for Halloween. Are you this pissy about Halloween costumes in real life? Jesus fuck.
Spells and the Halloween gift distribution system should be back, through.
>>158976452
Thank you I'm going to wear it right now
>>158988669
Valve's stated reason for slapping untradeability on items is to discourage 24/7 gift farming, which was apparently a huge problem.
The real reason is probably that completely unrestricted trading cuts into workshop author profits. It sucks but that's business.
You might as well complain that free accounts can't send items.
And it was already stated that you can try your luck and get rid of garbage by transmuting.
>>158988910
are halloween costumes handed out by the government randomly, with you being told you cannot trade it or sell it? maybe he wants to trade them for something actually useful which changes the game like weapons
>>158989182
>are halloween costumes handed out by the government randomly
No, which makes the rest of your analogy fall apart.
>>158989182
>not having all the weapons you want already
jesus I didn't know I was arguing with shitters.
>>158989157
>And it was already stated that you can try your luck and get rid of garbage by transmuting
*into another untradable item
aka more useless garbage. i dont know what you expect being a shit apologist, this sucks shit and people are going to complain about it
>>158989363
t r a d i n g
i s n ' t
e v e r y t h i n g
>another literal who wins
Why do I even bother entering these again?
>>158989357
>Are you this pissy about Halloween costumes in real life?
so tell me again how it dissolves? you can get whatever you want, trade however you want, and whatnot in real life. why would you be pissy about fucking halloween costumes in real life compared to useless timed cosmetics in team fortress 2?
>>158989362
pyro and heavy are about to get new ones newfag
playing games with my tf2gfu
>>158989502
lolmikes pls
>>158989474
right, but this is the worst halloween event yet because you cant do anything with them. valve failed again, stop trying to defend their laziness.
>>158989507
>pyro and heavy are about to get new ones newfag
that has NOTHING to do with the current discussion. at all.
>you can get whatever you want,
you can in tf2 as well tradable versions of all the free halloween cosmetics are available for trade/purchase
>trade however you want
where the fuck are you trading halloween costumes in real life, what weird alternate universe do you live in
>timed cosmetics
protip: social convention restricts the timing of costume use in real life, too.
>>158989624
>you cant do anything with them.
you can WEAR them. you can HAVE FUN dressing up for halloween.
>>158989795
let me stop this argument right now. people have opinions, i think it is shit. stop sperging out because i dont eat the shit you enjoy
>>158985831
are you attending a University? If so they usually have excelent internet
also,
>current year
>not having unlimited data
do you live in bumfuck, nowhere or something?
>>158989507
>you can get whatever you want, trade however you want, and whatnot in real life
Moving physical items in real life costs time, money or both no matter how you slice it. Your analogy is not going to work no matter how hard you rationalize because digital data =/= material goods.
Stop theorycrafting reality and go outside, you have spent too much time on the internet.
>>158989942
I hate to break it to ya, but you might want to check out your own behavior first before attacking others about theirs.
what am i in for
>kill monoculus
>kill hhh
ez
>>158989942
>make retarded incorrect assertions about facts
>immediately disproven
>UM, THEY WERE JUST *OPINIONS*
>>158990116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUqe109-WVU
>>158990116
1. nade spam
2. heavies and snipers killing you almost on sight
3. medics jumping the map and shotgunning you in the face
>>158989990
>>158990103
>>158990273
ok
>>158990672
is that your backpack, because if so everything you've just whined about becomes twice as hilarious
what is up with some players and this "ring me"
>>158990672
>no veteran-to-merc badge
>no gibus or pyrovision
>cauldron from two years ago
>6 (six) page backpack
Is this bait?
>>158990672
Now go do that on your real account
>>158991810
this is my real account, they give out shit like cauldrons randomly with meramissions and i deleted pyrovision/gibus
>>158990672
As someone who has participated in every scream fortress, I can tell that you are a pussyass bitch nigga who wouldn't last two seconds in the old days, when you had fight everybody else on the server just for a CHANCE at free shit.
I kind of miss those times, since we no longer have the pleasure of watching babies like you cry about getting NO cosmetics AT ALL because they were too slow, stupid and unskilled to keep up.
>>158991969
So why'd you delete something you can trade away, though?
>>158991969
>this is my real account
yeah and my dick is 18 inches
>>158989586
>dotsy is this mad
>>158992282
i dont actually trade anything
>>158991997
im in tears bro, i would totally be crying about cosmetics i dont even want
>>158992432
lolmikes pls just fuck off
When and how often are new merasmissions given out?
>>158992847
>when
around 3:30 am
>how often
if only there were some sort of update notes from an official source to tell you that
>>158992583
>I actually never wanted free tradeable stuff after bitching nonstop about not getting free tradeable stuff
You are only digging yourself deeper into your own butthurt, stop while you are less behind. Not even Viva would make as much of an embarassment out of himself as you are right now.
>do mission
>leave because retarded ass team + crits
is there even a point of staying on valve servers anymore?
>>158993830
e-peen
Jailbreak
Join 45.35.176.5:27110
>>158993749
i dont trade because no cosmetics are tradable anymore. i trade weapons though if someone wants something i have. i gave away weapons like rescue ranger and the razerback since i disliked how they changed the game and made them less fun to play. nobody wants the dueling minigame.
>>158994556
>no cosmetics are tradable any more
>>158994556
>no cosmetics are tradable anymore
>nobody wants the dueling minigame.
u wot m8
>>158994380
>1366x768
>Jailbreak
>>158994556
>no cosmetics are tradeable anymore
same image applies here as well
>Jailbreak
>>158994556
>no cosmetics are tradable anymore.
>i gave away weapons like rescue ranger and the razerback since i disliked how they changed the game and made them less fun to play.
>nobody wants the dueling minigame.
what's considered to be """high tier""" unusual effects?
>>158994556
whta
>random crits still in casual
>5 of the 9 classes still useless in competitive
>cosmetics are all untradable and look like shit with memes like mushrooms and broomsticks
>no updates in over a year, the upcoming one being minor with absolutely no public discussions or even release window
>over 20 of the weapons in the game are still broken
>every single skin for weapons looks retarded and dont fit at all like """australium""" or christmas lights
what will fill the void when it finally dies
>>158995658
Good effects you fucking moron
Nuts n' Bolts=Low
Burning Flames=High
>>158995839
>burning flames
>good
lmoa
>>158995928
Your opinions are really shitty dude
found this gem today
>>158991997
made me think of when they added helltower and some kid said he hoped I got cancer because I killed him and made him miss a gift
>>158991997
>in the old days
>3 years ago
>>158996687
>2fort
>>158996687
>not using the vacc with bullet resist
>not popping every uber on the gibus sniper
0/10 not enough funposting
>>158996687
>>158993830
There was never a point you quickplay-whoring scrub, learn how to use a server browser.
ded
Is flaming lantern a good effect?
>(Channel) evil: dotsy's big brain play in the last second was on camera
>>158931807
enjoy your soon to be dead game lol
not worth a you lol
STAR_'S MAIN CHANNEL WILL BECOME HIS ALT ACCOUNT ONCE STER 2 GETS MORE POPULAR WITH OVERWATCH VIDEOS
>>159000974
this game is pretty dead
>>159000890
what was it
>>159003213
https://www.twitch tv/metawe/v/98315993?t=39m33s
I'm happy this game is dying now I can play with the few good players and the nicer part of the community.
fuck i was in classes and missed all the cool raffles
spooky weapon raffle
http://tf2r.com/k6rw829.html
>>159005049
there is nothing spooky about this you dumb fuck
Downvoted.
>>159005813
fug
>>159005049
winner seems to be ded
>>159007154
the only solution is more raffles
*wakes up*
>>159007614
welp it's almost time for bed
>>159007550
tru dat
http://tf2r.com/knu1264.html
mike your taste in music sucks go kys
thread dead because i'm actually playing the game
crazy i know
gamer
>>159007819
damn i had a 25% shot that time too
oh well there's always next raffle
tell me about the squidposter
why hasn't he killed himself yet
my highlander team is UNDEFEATED
haha
>caring about shitlander
>>159009961
link?
>>159010009
im shy
Anyone know how many merasmissions we're supposed to get? I thought it was capped at 26 but I got #27 today.
>>159012960
its an additional 26 missions
read the update notes very carefully because thats what i also thought at first
>>159012960
jesus fucking christ why is it that so many people can't fucking read
>All players will have the opportunity to receive twenty-six Merasmissions during this year's event, regardless of number of Merasmissions completed in previous years
IF YOU DID NONE LAST YEAR YOUR TOTAL AT THE END WILL BE 26
IF YOU DID ONE LAST YEAR YOUR TOTAL AT THE END WILL BE 27
IF YOU DID 5 LAST YEAR YOUR TOTAL AT THE END WILL BE 31
IF YOU DID 14 LAST YEAR YOUR TOTAL AT THE END WILL BE 40
>dancing around your intel room just before winning cap
If you do this, you need to be shot in the fucking head.
>>159014890
>taking ctf seriously
first mistake
>>159014407
>>159012960
>>159013071
>Scream Fortress 2017
>Merasmission removed from the game for being too confusing for new players.
>dancing around after winning an unusual
feels good desu
>>159015221
not my fault when every game I get matched into is either turbine or double cross
>>159016162
uncheck turbine and doublecross
>Select Helltower
>Been waiting 10 minutes now
Solid matchmaking Valve.
>>159016297
it's 12 am pst and 3 am est on a monday night
what do you expect
>Select hotdog
>Been waiting 10 minutes now
Solid stool deposit.
>>159015286
shut up dont brag
>>159016967
Salt
>>159017017
i am very salty of a shitty heavy unusual
>>159017048
>heavy
Its clearly an engineer
>>159017246
did the gay furry loser raffle two unusuals?
>>158975875
thanks for the reminder
>>159017307
>didn't even get to enter the second raffle
No wonder you are salt
What did you get from your Merasmission today, /tf2g/?
>>159019304
I got this. I really hate when marasmus tells me to do the missions so I did it hoping he would shut up. Instead, more scrolls replaced it.
>>159019304
this bad boi
Is there still a way to combine cosmetics?
>>159020260
Uh, you can rebuild headgear. That's kind of like combining cosmetics so I think that's what you're talking about. It's in the crafting menu.
>>159020642
What I meant is equipping 2 hats in the same reigon like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgu_USbchiA
But it seems this one is patched.
Some says by disconnecting internet it works but not for me.
>>159020796
well some of it's fixed
>>159020796
it was a tragic loss
Are you spooked?
>>159021361
It looks like engineer is just piranha biting his lip.
Are you spooked?
>>159021717
>stock syringe gun
yes
>>159021717
more wet than anything really
>>159021792
>wet
fuck off tranny
>>159017312
>The two Soldiers airshotting each other
>The one that gets the small health kit wins
Too accurate
why is csgo so damn boring? do peope play just for the skins ?
>>159023459
Sadly, now, yes.
Spent 2k hours on the game since the release, It doesn't feel like the same game anymore now.
>>159021717
Helmet needs to be dyed black.
>>159019650
What's the difference between normal and haunted items?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11550208
http://www.strawpoll.me/11550212
>>159025778
Text color.
When they first introduced it we hoped it would mean that restricted items would show up year round.
But its actually just completely meaningless.
this is the coolest hat added to tf2 in the past 3 years
this is the coolest gameplay mechanic change in the past 3 years
>>159026191
edgy
R8 my Halloween set
>>159027351
>surgeon is edgy
>>159027725
>backburner
>detonator
>>159027803
>not wanting to play pyro as an actual flanking class instead of a brainless running forward class
>>159027803
>use the detonator to flank and then backburn them
Why is that so strange to you?
>>159027803
Oh sorry *equips phlog*
>>159027842
>he doesn't want any sort of utility
>he doesn't want to kill people faster
I hate running into people like you who feel all high and mighty because they killed 2 enemies with their "le epic backburner' and proceeded to get one shot by any half decent soldier or demo.
>>159027932
You know the backburner can airblast, right?
>>159027891
>>159027879
>>159027842
>people are actually defending meme weapons in /tf2g/
Why am I not surprised?
>>159028013
I'm sorry that you hate fun
>>159028013
detonator backburner is basically the only fun way to play pyro
unless you morons are really that brainless that gripping your powerjack and running forward is fun for you, but hey this is the same general that thinks soldier is overpowered
>>159028097
>>159028082
>I don't care about winning games, I just want to have fun
It's because of you faggots that I can't ever get a half-decent team in MM.
degreaser/shotgun/powerjack is the only fun way to play pyro
leave this general if you think otherwise
>>159028236
Well you dont run it in MM, obviously
>>159028236
>thinking any sane people run pyro in mm
fuck's sake you're stupid
>>159028298
Stock is the only way to play pyro. PERIOD
>>159028441
>Using stock fire axe
It's all about the Maul
Post Pyros
refresh the page friends
>>159029409
Why?
>>159029530
the shitty css is gone
>>159029635
Shitty css?
>>159029646
yeah
>>158978404
>liberty launcher
>>159029318
You post your shit looking set atleast 5 times a day here.
>>159029697
What are you talking about?
Gimme some trading tips, /tf2g/.
Haven't traded in years.
>>159023459
They used to play it to get drop skins to place in online betting, which actually drove their esports industry quite strongly.
Now that betting is banned it's out of habit. If you'll notice, CS:GO tournament viewership took a hit after betting was taken down, and it was especially huge on anything that wasn't a tier 1 tournament, while they used to pull at least 3000 views (for absolute noname teams nobody knew about), now they struggle to break 1000 even with t2 teams. Hell, /csgog/ is fucking dead now compared to when betting was around. That was basically all they talked about and now it's gone.
>>159030000
>3000 views
>3000
>30000
>>159030000
WEW LAD
Bad weapons
Black box
dead ringer
Diamondback
Game would be pretty goob otherwise
>>159030000
so this is the power of quadsnot bad at all
>>159030000
WITNESSED
- /d2g/
202 crates
lmao at my life
>>159028013
thebridgetroll uses detonator and backburner and won against slin in comp mm
Scout (Voice): Way to duck!
http://www.strawpoll.me/11550659
>>159030703
>he can unbox any crate
>he unbox crate with shitty meme hats
What are you a retardobviously yes
>>159031937
it's free real estate my dude
>>159029318
Threads usually last 30 hours on average. I can't post a duplicate file twice in one thread. So you're wrong
Once a thread sounds a little me right. I think had you said "Once every other thread", you'd be spot on
>>159032407
Whoops. Meant for >>159029716
>>159030115
>Diamondback
>stewpid teammates get me killed QQ
Then you can add the whole Heavy class there too. Random crits a bitch, bro.
>Deadringer
Just tell Scout to chase him by staying behind and inform him to check nearby health and ammo packs once Spy feigned his death.
>Blackbox
Burst damage; sentry, sticky, DHit.
He can't cover his Medic, even a Pyro can reflect his rockets and sweep his Medic away while he stuck reloading.
Tfw on a phone and you miss raffles
>>159030703
Do you think these halloween items are gonna rise in prices over the next couple of years?
I unboxed some crappy stuff so I'm not sure.
>>159031883
PS2 is native 480p so im ok with that, although i do use "2x native" when emulating
>tfw no merasmissions for 2 hours now
Send help.
im thinking of picking up a s. huntsman. Should i go for a spec. killstreak or nah?
Why is a s. huntsman like 10 bucks on the market?
>>158990672
I remember making this mistake when I was a noob. I started playing last Halloween, so my backpack filled up really fucking quickly. When Halloween was over I decided to delete all my Halloween crap. Turns out you can never ever reacquire the achievement items. Not even with hacks.
>>159033290
You're probably just caught up with your missions. You're supposed to get like 1 a day for each day of the event.
how can i tell if someone is 75 or 90 FOV from screenshots?
>>159033932
its a rare strange
As of Scream Fortress 2016, cl_threaded_bone_setup no longer exists.
Nothing mentioned in patch notes
>>159034228
>Can you see shit
It's 90
>Can't see shit cap'n
It's 75
>tfw you miss your old unusual
>>159034529
so what fov would the screenshot i posted be
>>159035498
either default or somehow lower, with 90 you'd be able to see the corner point fully
>>159034507
what did that do
>The gifting season is fast approaching, and with it comes the yearly ScrapTF Secret Santa! Signups are open now, and close December 1st. We've made some changes this year to ensure that everyone receives gifts; namely, anyone who was a grinch last year is banned from all future events.
Friendly reminder to put in a single reclaimed and hope whoever you get partnered up with wasn't so cheap.
Well, nevermind I guess
Turns out my unusual was such cancer that the dude I sold it to was unable to ever sell it and was more than happy to part with it
>>159035925
it looks pretty cool tho
>>159036247
Yeah, but you know traders. Any scent of robo-hat or duped or a scammer in the history and they don't want anything to do with it
>>159035925
>Fire axe
for what purposeNice hatte anon, we're metal slug buddies
wtf i hate my tf2gu now
id?
>>159037140
http://steamcommunity.com/id/superNEAT/
>>159036612
I love the old Pooh bear cartoons.
more like team fortress poo
more like dead fortress 2
more like meme
see what i did there
its a meme
>>159037180
added to discuss
that's really cute
>>159036847
>Fire axe
>for what purpose
Because I haven't played Pyro in the last 1000 hours so i had literally no items for him
>>159028236
>"I need DEGREASER pyros for my mm team!"
I need a new hud
>>158978404
cringe
I like the dark helm
>>159040678
Can't go wrong with eveHUD.
>>159040678
http://www.teamfortress.tv/12745/7hud
1-5 make the bad decision
6-0 dont
>>159040678
Are there any up to date brossel huds
>>159041886
If I remember correctly, some guy on tf.tv is updating all the dead HUDs.
>If nothing further occurs to restrict your access, you'll be able to use The Community Market on 06/11/2016, 17:21:33.
it tells me that AFTER i add funds wtf
>>159041726
Make it
>>159042064
>>159042043
IM SCREAMINGits just 31€ too
>>159042216
MAKE IT
>>159040749
Thanks mate
>>159042281
HOW
>>159042357
USING MONEY
>>159042409
>Your account is currently unable to use the Community Market.
>>159041956
Yes i found that right after i posted. HE IS A GOD.
I am the hairiest
Ubercharge was a mistake.
So, now that they've gone and added the chest cosmetic for medic, how long until jungle booty is updated to be for sniper as well?
>>159028236
rofl, you seem to be the kind of faggot that whines all the way while gettting carried by a bb pyro cuz your puny brain can't assume anything besides "muh meta".
Sentry was a mistake.
*rubs eyes*
im slwwpy
>>159043182
the allfather has styles?
what the hell when was this added
>>159045118
fuck if i know, i was surprised as well that they made it multiclass
>>159033132no
>>159033132
no
some of em are pretty neat tho, like the medic accessories
>>159045118
>>159045253
>when was this added
IF ONLY THERE WAS AN INFORMATION DATABASE ABOUT THE GAME AND ITS ITEMS THAT COULD BE EASILY AND FREELY ACCESSED ON SOME SORT OF ELECTRONICALLY CONNECTED WORLDWIDE COMPUTER NETWORK
>>159045253
The All-Father has always been multi-class.
>>159028236
>>>/d2g/
>>159021717
no, but I'm aroused
>>159033132
raffu
>>159046072
Only soldier and heavy at first you dumdum
post sex machines
>>159046786
Yes, which are MULTIPLE CLASSES. And don't go all "oh I meant every class" because it's not even omni-class. Scout, pyro, and spy can't use it.
>>159047118
>tfw no 80's cop porn loadout for the Pootis Man
>>159047118
sure thing
>>159047118
shit heavy
>>159047461
decent heavy
>>159046786
>calling someone a dumdum when you yourself are the dumdum in this conversation
you dumdum
>>159047118
that looks like a really goos combo imo
also neat because the dread knot is the cheapest unusual out there
>>159047118
how to I recreate that cel-shaded effect in my game? I kinda like it
>>159046786
>>159047672
>we're all dumdums, here
>it's a boners ducks contract
>a guy bought both of the 15key tesla wing men at the same time
guess what it will be
This fuck I'm trading with won't respond to any messages
Should I find someone else?
>>159048839sadness
>>159048839
the engineers mechanical eye
>>159048839
stout shako
>>159049115
>>159049165
the clan pride was unboxed and isnt tradeable yet, nevermind haha
>>159049229
>the clan pride was unboxed and isnt tradeable yet, nevermind haha
>>159049689
look at it
>>159049689
Multiclass keyless crate.
>The value of every Unusual is flying into the shitter because of these crates
>>159040678
m0rehud is masterrace
are you all trying for a sexy eight
>>159051881
whats that
>>159052284
what the vore fetishist 7 did to 9
>>159052941
that's fuckin lewd, man
why doesnt sandvich glow for teammates when you drop it?
its kinda hard to see it on the ground when the ground is littered with corpses, guns, and broken buildings
>>159054075
git gud
>still no region picker
>End of the year is quickly approaching
>Valve still hasn't started on the Pyro update
>We won't even see any significant game balance changes until spring of next year at best
>>159050126
not every unusual, only the shitty halloween2016 effects.
>>159058613
OR
>Valve HAS started on the Pyro update
>they put out a shit halloween because of that
>they said the same thing about matchmaking
>they put out a shitty update that address or includes nothing that the players have been asking for, and breaks the game in other ways
>>159058613
this seems increasingly likely
>>159059146
i think thats thinking too highly of them even at that
>>159059146
>Smissmas 2017 Update Patch Notes
>Reduced Scattergun clip size by 1
>Reduced Scout secondary ammo capacity by 7
>Bat minicrits airborne enemies
>Reduced Soldier primary ammo capacity by 3
>Rocket Jumper now deals push force to enemies
>Beggar's Bazooka third rocket always crits
>Afterburn now reduces recently teleported enemies reload speed by 10% for 5 seconds
>Reserve Shooter clip size increased by 4
>Righteous Bison can now be equipped by the Pyro
>Sharpened Volcano Fragment damage penatly increased to 40%
>go on casual granary
>red has four engineers just doing teleportertraps
>>159059960
i was going to say it needed more useless shit like the 10% damage boost for the widowmaker until i saw
>Afterburn now reduces recently teleported enemies reload speed by 10% for 5 seconds
BONUS DUCKS
is anyone else not getting random drops?
I've only got two random drops in like, two weeks
being marked for death/minicrit boosted upon (jarate, fanowar, escape plan, etc) reduces healing recieved by x%
all healing sources now heal y% more
y/n
>>159060669
stop idling you knob
ive been getting at least 2 a day so i dont know what youre doing
>>159061283
>idling
I don't idle
Iactually enjoy the game andplay in matchmaking mode mostly
>>159060867
i dont wnt changes to current effects but an extra liquid or status would be nice
maybe lube for slippiness, or an attack reduction debuff for supporting
Medic should have 151 hp
>>159061546
youre the reason the camper and darwins shield got nerfed
assmad snipers wanting their 1shot kill without charging
>>159061692
>darwins shield got nerfed
fucking when
A heavy minigun that can be placed and becomes a player operated turret.
heavy that placed it can not operate it. he just picks it back up he if tries.
while placed it has reduced spread.
while placed heavy has no chain gun.
can be destroyed and sapped. heavy that placed it needs to hit up a locker or pick up some other heavy's chaingun, to get a chain gun again.
while placed and it runs out of ammo. a heavy will need to pick it up to reload it.
>>159062546
gimicky and lame
>>159061478
delet the file
>>159062852
>defending a choke point
>heavies place their guns
>engineers place their sentries.
>engineers man the heavy gun.
>heavies get out shotguns or fists and get closer to the choke.
>>159063076
>shotgun
>fists
you know i was gonna take that idea seriously, until you posted that
back to rebit
>class does thing
>let's make class do other thing
>>159063223
heavy is two things to his team.
>a big meat shield
>that medium range threat that you don't want to get shot at by.
this allows heavy to split his roles.
with a pocket medic. heavy can be a threat still with family business, warrior spirit, or eviction notice.
>playing spy
>disguise as medic because it's basically the best disguise
>switch to sapper so i have my "medi gun" out
>"hey, me again"
>switch away
>"no, no, no, wait, wait, wait"
i almost feel bad whenever i put my ap-sap away
>>159061785
If this is your first time playing tf2, you have to shitpost.
>>159063682
welcome to TF2.
if you want your chosen merc to always do the same thing. go play Over(rated)Watch.
>>159063757
>Dedicating three players of your team to two sentry guns and a shotgun heavy
At this point you're just better off with three engineers
>>159010019
You've never played real 6s have you.
>>159014407
Why have I only got 13
Is it even possible to get good with this?
>>159065379
Lot of prediction, knowing distances, and luck. Vs a scout you're probably straight fucked.
>>159063848
I hate the ap-sap simply because it never shuts the hell up
>>159067801
>What isWheatley
will tf2 ever get sprays back?
i want my walls covered in 2007 memes and cat pictures back
i miss them
>>159068748
only if valve makes money from themnope, never ever. rip sprays
jesus christ merasmus you jewish gipsy fuck why am I not getting random drops since the merasmissions started
>>159068893
I may have been high but I swear that I seem someone's spray in casual the other day
>>159068748
sprays never left
>>159068748
>>159068893
>>159070887
Are you guys using an fps config? They usually disable sprays.
>>159070887
if you played with him on a pub it gets cached
speaking of sprays, you can find every cached spray on your computer on this directory:
Steam\steamapps\common\Team Fortress 2\tf\materials\temp
post what you got
>>159075718
how do i even open vtfs
>>159075718
>>159075907
Yeah, iunno how to make Photos open .vtf
>>159075907
>>159076001
right, download vtf shell extension for image previews
vtfedit should do the job if you want to open them one by one
https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/VTF_Shell_Extensions#External_links
>>159076278
>>159076278
>>159071861
>implying
rescue ranger is fine
if engie doesn't have a sentry and is alone, any class will literally rape him in the ass
End my life
>>159075718
>>159076247
I thought it'd be a lot worse. Only had to censor two images
>>159077597
hey viva kill yourself
>>159078128
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GuuP0PipPy
>>159078187
you silly memer you
>>159075718
post snippers
>>159078847
>items out of position order
0/10
>>159078847
>>159078847
>>159078906
sorry for triggering your ocd
>>159078847
I don't play snipper
>CAPTCHA: SNIPE
>>159079092
that's not what ocd is
>>159079092
>ocd
that brink hood is the cringiest shit
>>159079487
>>159079571
I fucked up, late night after work, 6 beers, I let you down /tf2g/ burn me alive
>SF FaN for 1 key
yes or no
>>159080001
Yes, you can resell it for more on scm.
>>159079487
I know right? I'm so tired of people not knowing what OCD is.
loadout.tf doesn't work for me, what do you guys use?
>>159080746
Loadout.tf
>>159080905
Have you tried killing yourself? Believe me, It feels good.
>>159080137
fucker just had the trade up but already sold it god damn it
>>159081069
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GuuP0PipPy
>>159081436hey viva kill yourself
>>159081636http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GuuP0PipPy
>>159075718
>over 5k sprays
Yeah, nope
>>159078847
is steam kablooie?
>>159082980
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c5/Spy_sf13_magic_reac03.wav?t=20131030203659
>>159082980
God dammit, just today I received the executioner by merasmissions and I was thinking I was clever and everything combining it with the comm.
I was never original.
>>159083090
tuesday evenings are regular server maintenance time
>>159083142
expensive pixels
>>159083090
T U E S D A Y M A I N T E N A N C E
I T H A P P E N S E V E R Y F U C K I N G W E E K
>>159075718
holy shit
so much furry porn
i cant believe i have this
>>159083371
>>159083417
>>159083417
since whenn
i was inspired killing people :c
>>159083739
Since the beginning of steam you twat
>>159083739
It's always been that way and they have never, ever announced it.
Halloween is over and I've gotten nothing but pain.
>>159025960
nice image
>>159086089
I'm a medic main and I want that shirt so fucking bad.
Primary slot - smoke grenade launcher.
>grenades pop on first contact and create a burning smoke cloud.
>enemies take small DOT standing inside it.
>anyone standing inside it is not visible to anyone else inside it, or anyone outside the cloud.
>anyone standing inside smoke can not see outside it.
Secondary Slot - Bouncing Betty
>m1 throw the disc forward. if it is shot or stepped on it throws sticky bombs up in the air that explode with in a second of launching.
>m2 drop disc and in 3 seconds it goes off. throwing sticky grenades up in the air.
>grenades do less damage but knock demoman and enemies around more.
>can carry 4 bouncing betteys before needing an ammo resupply.
Melee slot - Willy's Mop
>gets things wet
>will reveal spies that are invisible
>puts out fires
>M2 leaves s slippery film on surfaces for 30 seconds. prevents sticky grenades from sitcking and engineer buildings from being deployed. dries out the mop till you get ammo. if demoman is standing in water. then mop never dries out.
great parody of the retards at steam workshop making up shitty weapons that would never work
^
Primary weapon: G*N
>Shoots bullets
>Reskin of stock scatter because that's the best scatter
>>159088090
shoots the whole bullet. that's 60% more bullet per bullet.
>>159020796
in spawn have no cosmetics, open command prompt type ipconfig/release, go to TF2 and equip conflicting hats and cosmetics on different boxes, type ipconfig/renew on command prompt.
That was how I equipped conflicting hats. Although get away from ammo cabinet and if you die it will reset
>wake up
>teefortress2
>>159029773
go to trade_plaza
look for shiny hat man
ask him for gifts
>>159078847
Snipin's a good job
>>159088090
how many bullets are we talking about here
>>159090691
teribl jus teribl
>>159089750
more
>capitalizes the last letter of his player name
>has a 2 letter username and tries to be all edgy and minimalistic
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>159092245
>tfw one letter username cause i use a symbol
:]
>he complains about usernames
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>uses an underscore before or after their name
>has underscores before or after his name
>has [G.E.W.P] tags in his name
>writes his username in fancy/indecipherable textcough id/flurryheart
PLEASE LOOK AT THE TRASH THREAD
EVERYONE TURN ON TF2 TV RIGHT NOW
>>159092824
>Watch teamfortresstv's Last Broadcast!
>This channel is offline now, but you can still check out its most recent broadcast.
reeeeeeeeee
>he doesn't have at least 6 xs before and after his name
>>159092824
Future playoff match at 11 froyo vs evl on snake
>>159092824
hmm?
I've see allot of (NL) an [HUN] tags recently
[o.W.n] tags are a rarity nowadays
>>159078847
>>159093075
what are thooose
>has trade.tf in his name
>>159093440
i don't know
>his name is a variation of pedro.gonzales.2005
>political shit in his name
>>159093783
Are those fucker really common? Cause i met some guy named almost that the other day but it was 2003 instead
>>159094330
It's a meme. Newer players tend to use their actual name in place of a username because everything's taken and don't know they can change it.
>trade.tf in his name
>Dumb frogposter can't read
Not even surprised, and my standards for you are too low to even be disappointed.
doesn't even look like a frog.
the eyes are too close together and low on the head, it looks more like a green owl.
haha that's a pretty cool thing to say man, i love cocks too.
embarrassing tbqh
>profile picture is a ? or default TF2 class portraits
you weaboos are so excitable.
I've got 11 ref to spare, what should I do with itother than raffle it?
>>159096291
buy 1.33 hats, craft them together and see if you get anything decent out of it
>>159096291
buy my strange kiss king for 10
>>159096291
craft hats, it's fun and exciting
paddie sounds like a faggot
He's also barely 5 feet tall.
I don't undesrtand the inflation. why don't people craft hats?
t. person with only one hat
Crafting hats is still a form of gambling, you're going to get garbage 1.33 ref hats no one wants most of the time.
Right, see if you care about what the hat you craft is worth on the trading market then crafting random hats may not be for you. I don't see why you would care. They're just hats. Wear them.
but what if they're hats i don't like
>>159098557
Wear it anyways
how do u do a make a cool profile like this?
>>159098728
You have to download the profile background and cut out parts of the background and save those as individual files and then upload them to steam
>>159099140
how do i download profile backgrounds
>>159099306
if you own the background, it'll be in your steam inventory where you can open up an image of the background that you can click on and save to your computer
>>159099741
oh ok thanks
another question, how do i cut out the boxes to the exact dimension? do i have to measure it in pixels in paint or something?
>>159098728
https://steam.design/
this is what I used for mine
>>159099915
>>159099950
this way looks way easier
>>159099950
damn thanks
>>159097730
yep ;)
>>159100642
>naming yourself after a shitty meme
>>159100997
>shitty
do you even respect the pootis
throwyotech on suicide watch
who here /mge/ and /jumpmaps/. practices my jumps and dm very efficiently. And then i pound relentlessly and with supreme confidence in casual
who here /balloon_race/
who here /randomizer/
>>159103461
>>159103772
me
>>159103820
also me
>See that owl of sniper
>Meh is not a big deal
>It has a white style...
well now im wondering why is restricted
>>159094330
First steam name will be name of your email. Everything before '@' will be put in your nickname.
pedro.gonzales.2005@hot_mexican_bagboys.mx
They just don't know how to change it or don't even care about it.
why do people put cutesy stuff on eachothers profile like theyre pretending to be in love or something
why do people pretend to be girls on 4chins when they are obviously gay tranny furries or other kind of fags
can girls be fags
ofc they can be a fags you silly faggot. have you ever heard about lesbians?
what about them
anyone wanna join my comp mvm team?
>>159109528
Sure, add me /id/BasedViva
I can bring my homies with me
I have to bag some groceries first though
>>159109528
>comp mvm
>>159109624
added :)
>>159110037
lol casual
>>159110652
I just don't see the point in buying a key that costs half as much and you have to play tf2's shittiest game mode to unbox with. Best to get the massive disappointment over with.
>>159110909
but mvm is fun
Medic is an op class
>pyro walking into a pumpkin bomb
thats a new level of w+m1
>>159062546
>Turret Heavy
>What is Brass Beast
>What is Dalok w/ Nat or Brass
>What is FoS
>>159063076
>>159063757
Heavy takes critical hit damage, sentries do not. End of story. At the end of the day you'll better with a sentry defending the point and Heavy still capable of mowing foes down with his minigun at the front.
>>159087386
You should mail that to TF2 team. Sounds nice to me. Willy's Mop made me think if they ever add a Flamethrower for Pyro that destroy stickies with that update.
i simply do not understand
>>159114694
He wants his share on collateral damage.
>>159114694
He clearly needs you to shoo off the scary spies.
Are sprays no longer in fashion, or are they invisible to other players?
I never see sprays anymore (just came back after 2 years of not playing)
>>159117078
I gave a break as well to my knowledge; sprays only load if you saw them once before. Most of the official servers have them disabled or so as I know it.
no person deserves this
>>159117379
You do.
>>159117379
What's scary is that spy stacks could be effective if they were coordinated. Traveling in a pack, targetting one guy at a time so he can't defend against backstabs, completely wrecking sentry nests...thank god pubbers are idiots
Also a six-man team of noscoping snipers is terrifying when you think about it: if they're coordinated by a leader on who to shoot next, that guy is going to eat 300 burst damage regardless of range and there is nothing he could do about it
>>159118338
>stack spies
>enemy pyro does a quick 360
>a team of highly visible spies are now surrounded by a real team
Gg good stack
>>159117379
>3 powerclasses
>no engies
>complaining
>>159118993
>Going for the pyro
>Not just shooting him if they really have to
they deserve it for being dumb
>10 posts early
what is this 2013
Its 1990
Me
>>159119378
>early
Its too late for you
Soldier is op
Pyro update when
>>159119952
Valve is still trying to work out how their own flamethrower works
>>159119310
>>159119310
>>159119310
GEAR FORWARDS
>>159120030
>>159120030
>>159120030
real new thread
>>159120053
Are you retarded?
Why did you make another one?
>>159120175
The other should be deleted by mods.
>>159120242
>mods
hah good one
>>159117379
Alright let's see...
If you go Medic you can pocket Demoman, unless it's a Demoknight. Scout sweeps for you both and you'll have a content team trio there. You can heal Spies out of spite also.
You can go Engi, but there's no Pyro so defenses would only clutch a few minutes before broken, but worths a try. Not all pub teams are capable of timing the über right.
You can be the second Soldier if you aren't already. Alternatively be the Pyro (yea, someone have to do it too) give space for Snipers and harass from long distance..
>>159108530
i knew a kid called littlekid on steam, after telling him he could change his name, you could slowly see his corruption through steam groups in his name history
littlekid[numbers]
littleguy
chibiguy
chibigirl
then he found out about fake steam games and put up "playing in a bathroom with 40 black men come join"