>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
Whatever.
Do casters still not understand that there are situations where taunts are automatic?
>>158780775
Valve have enforced it now haven't they? Otherwise I've lost a lot time I could have been betting.
>Feed, Die, Lose
>Never Pertinent
>>158782685
lul beesa
>FDL finally have a shot at the big time
>choke it with shit picks and shit plays
>>158782904
things like
>>158782448
are the apple emoji which trigger shut in gigaNEETs much more than the android emoji
our coposters sure are coposting
>>158782685
hey beesa whats it like sucking so bad you lose to swindlezz
>>158782995
fuck off underage redditshit
someone post those spooky skeleton beesa images
>>158782685
Are you trying to play col again tomorrow night? is that what you're waiting for?
friendly reminder
>carry venge
>>158783114
So fucking mad
LITERALLY fuming
>no frog hero
>>158782558
Why isn't there betting in the OP?
Where is NP stream? Aren't they playing?
>>158783471
I want a frog/onion knight hero like in Chrono Trigger
>yurocucks go to bed
>thread becomes good
really engages those 'rons
>shibbolethed
>>158783709
I think you mean
>normies at Halloween parties
>thread becomes good
>>158783573
Tomorrow silly economics poster
>this is /d2g/ now
>>158783709
Can't wait for Australia to get up and contribute absolutely fucking no discussion and nothing of worth and make completely abhorrent posts like a bunch of fucking retards I hate australia.
>losing to a team with 4 bottom 25% heroes
these fdl kids are so trash holy shit
did FDL just seriously try carry venjah TWICE?
>>158783942
halloween is in 2 days you idiot
>>158784018
>hating on aussies
?
australian and finland are the two lifeblood countries of 4chan
they embody the shitposts and memes which make up this great website
>>158784018
calm down moot
>>158784130
You really drank that reddit "haha shitposting xD" kool-aid didn't you
Fucking r9k has a lot to answer for
>>158784085
>partying on monday night
>i don't understand how parties work because i'm a loser
>>158784085
Have you ever been to a party? Nobody parties on a Monday. You celebrate the event on the closest weekend date. Leave your basement sometime, nerd.
>>158783984
>you will never be anywhere near as assblasted as the guy who made this and has been spamming it over and over for months
team np leading the group
the power of no pressure is pretty incredible
>>158784085
>he doesn't understand that people go to work in the morning on monday
>>158784234
>r9k
it's core 4chan culture from
>/sp/
>/int/
>/tv/
>/pol/
even other lesser boards like /ck/ and /mu/ are known only for their flavour of shitposts and memes.
>>158784319
because your american edm culture is trash
lot of underground events are on weekdays. klubnacht at berghain starts on saturday
>tfw no d2g bf
>SPEC
>WRAITHKING
>DEATH PROHPET
THIS TWIN FORKS QUEST IS SUCH FUCKING BULLSHIT
ITS LIKE VALVE PICKED THREE OF THE WORST HEROES IN THE GAME ON PURPOSE
>>158784550
>underground events
what does this actually mean in the year of our lord current year?
d2g gets so mad about everything
the 'lag literally cannot handle banter like other boards
>>158784550
>EDMfags
>>158784873
fuck you
>>158784723
parties that are not above the ground
>>158784873
based azn sempai of serene lifestyle choices
>blitz gets bantered on regular basis by his lads like capitalist and charlie
>laughs it off
>somehow the unbanterable man manages to trigger d2g with his mere presence
really lights up the image in an fMRI study
>>158785159
blitz is literally moments away from committing suicide, he was paying some fat woman to be a long distance GF, and she recently broke up with him.
dnno if thats a person to look up to
>>158785263
>he doesn't know about evian
also his GF has been posted many times and shes far from fat
>Watch LeL badTI finals
>10 merlinis
>>158785159
blitz gets triggered hardcore on stream though
>>158784723
so basically when you go clubbing you either go to some mainstream club where normies go to get laid and yadda yadda. djs are shit and usually play top40 edm tunes. girls in highheels and dress you know the cliche
underground clubs are different in a sense that most people who go there usually have something common which is the love for the genre. in general there is more freedom when it comes to drugs and things like that. some clubs have bouncers who decide whether you fit in or not to keep the atmosphere inside
heres a pretty good video about it i think its interesting to watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXfK7H2eFl8
>next series is beesa the shitter vs peruvians
Fuck that shit.
>>158785731
>Berlin aka new turkey
>>158786150
but tier2 and tier3 dota is the comfiest!
>edmcucks calling anyone else normies
>>158786150
>ywnhold handswith titan-chan after a night ofgently walking togetherthrough asnowed in parkbeforewalking homeandcuddling together in front of the fireplace
over under on FDL commiting circle-sudoku when they lose 2-0 to peru?
>warlock pick
STOP IT
S
T
O
P
>>158786573
>circle-sudoku
is this a thing
>>158786438
everything about this post is disgusting
>>158786692
it's like circlejerking but slightly different
>>158786657
I don't quite understand why anyone picks warlock
like the hero is fucking garbage
golems have 900 hp and 0 armor, they are less tanky than fucking forge spirits
>>158786383
edm is the normie in a sense that its the commercialized mainstream version of something that has been going in the underground scene for centuries. kinda like lol and dota
>>158786739
>revo uninstaller pro
what the fuck
>>158786657
dang the girl behind him is purty cute
s-somebody post it
FAKER SOLOED
>>158786785
what's the dota of the 19th century? colonialism?
>>158786982
to bad you didnt block eddies number in the last image
+1 5107766219
someone call it
>Crit
>outplay
top keke
>>158786982
>>158787159
i'm currentlly on the phone with eddie and apppaently OP is a faggot of the highest caliber
>>158787159
>>158787247
u kids dun it nao
Which one's going to win?
team with Tinker
vs
team with Warlock
>>158787159
can you post it
I wanna see
eddie here, can you stop calling me thanks
>>158786982
hello lucas
>>158787247
ask him if he wants to play dota with me
>>158787094
>badMiracale get rekts
>>158787159
DELET THIS
>>158787421
whats up bro
>peru
>someone just doxxed himself live on the 'lag
the mother of all pizzas is inbound
?
>>158787430
he said he won't play with "a dumb fucking coon that should be picking my cotton instead of abusing welfare"
i think eddie is a bit racist
>>158787541
>DOTURDS
GIGA BTFO
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?
>league has their worlds going on right now
>watched a few of the games
>both teams are like 5-5 at 30 minutes
>crowd is cheering for a team thats not even playing
>no booths
>>158787530
what explain?
>overwatch has some global _literal_ race vs race, nation vs nation esports going on
>meaning maximum /int/ tier jovial posting even far in advanced of anything the 'lag ever sees
i'll be seeing you fellow coposters later.
i've a new general to post in for a bit
>>158787665
ONE
MILLION
VIEWERS
NO NEED TO DAMAGE CONTROL ON /d2g/
supports simply need to be rebalanced and given the option of transitioning into strong semicarries should the need arise -- the whole idea of a boots+branch support is outdated and deserves to be trashed... its BORING to play a role you KNOW will have next to 0 impact beyond 20mins into the game
much of the support role has also been 'outsourced' into so-called 'support items' which are basically highly cost-efficient items used to obfuscate enemy carries... overall this doesnt make for fun gameplay for ANYONE -- not for supports, not for carries
this 'outsourcing' also means practically any hero can play 'support' as long as they buy those items too... traditional supports have lost their niche - lots of carries these days have absurd amounts of early game presence and spell dmg/utility
>>158787530
>tfw you live in the middle of nowhere and the nearest pizza place is a 20 minute drive where they refuse to deliver to your home
>>158787779
LCS gets like 150k viewers at most and suddenly you're telling me they have million viewers on twitch? sure man
>beesa
>>158787889
a. its only 560k
b. its grandfinal
>>158787889
>STILL DAMAGE CONTROLLING
>FOR
>FREE
>League of Legends has their own sticky thread
>We didn't get one for TI
Really makes you think
>>158787848
sounds comfy as fuck m8
how often do you have to see a nigger
>>158787848
>>158787797
>Peopel still believe the supports are underpowered meme.
FOR FUCK SAKE, HAVE YOU SEEN TOP PICK BANS FOR THIS PATCH
>enemy has a 100 hr account who plays nothing but morph
I bet he thinks hes so good
>>158787848
>>158788058
keep posting
>>158788034
Never. Nearest nigger haven is a 35 minute drive where you have to cross a bridge.
>overwatch has more posters, more viewers, better casters, and more action
>also goodshever
hmmmm
>>158788143
>plot twist
>6k mmr smurf
>cucks you in 20 min tops
>>158788172
>>158788058
>>158788384
>women
>>158788117
>pick a core like kunkka or mirana
>play them as a support
>win the game because you have more cores
This happens 90% of the time. It's wrong.
>>158788384
because she is so tall, sheever is almost moving at the speed of sound as she's getting up
>tell team if we stay grouped and don't get picked off we'll win
>everyone fucking scatters and gets picked the fuck off
this is my stack. i love them but holy shit i need another stack to play with sometimes
>>158788561
>Implying Shadown Demon wasn't TI6 MVP
What minute mark will FDL throw this game?
Ehp of lvl 10 medusa with phase, MoM, wand, aquila depending on mana shield lvl vs only physical or magical dmg. That is about 4,5k gold worth of items.
1|2,3k|2,1k
2|2,5k|2,3k
3|2,7k|2,5k
4|2,8k|2,7k
Using stone gaze takes away 320/380/440/500 ehp depending on shield lvl. Using a full wand gives 703/771/838/906 ehp vs only physical dmg and 660/728/795/863 ehp vs only magic dmg. Point booster gives 547/600/652/705 ehp vs only physical dmg and 513/566/618/671 ehp vs only magic dmg.
If you use stone gaze and full wand
1|2,7k|2,5k
2|2,9k|2,7k
3|3,1k|2,8k
4|3,2k|3,0k
If you have point booster, use stone gaze and full wand
1|3,2k|3,0k
2|3,5k|3,2k
3|3,7k|3,5k
4|4,0k|3,7k
Same three tables while using MoM
1|2,0k|1,9k === 1|2,3k|2,1k === 1|2,8k|2,6k
2|2,2k|2,0k === 2|2,5k|2,3k === 2|3,0k|2,8k
3|2,3k|2,2k === 3|2,7k|2,5k === 3|3,3k|3,1k
4|2,5k|2,4k === 4|2,8k|2,7k === 4|3,5k|3,3k
Compare that to a beefy hero like Centaur with a typical offlane build of tranquils+iron talon+blink which is about 3,7k gold. This Centaur has 2,3k physical ehp and 1,8k magical ehp.
So Medusa even with MoM activated is definitely not a glass cannon but a beefy hero. Even a tanky hero like Night Stalker with phase+urn+aghs (6,3k gold) has less ehp (2,6 physical and 2,2 magical) than Medusa with mentioned build + point booster (5,7k gold) with only lvl 1 mana shield and MoM activated.
Clan Iraq was right all along.
>League is dying - d2g
>Overwatch is dying - d2g
>CSGO is dying - d2g
How can one shithole be this wrong about everything? The only thing that's dying is Dota
>>158788671
zero.
could not make this up
>stop memedrafting
>win
wooooow
Are these teams good?
>>158788091
which one of you was this
>>158788715
>always full mana
>never use spells
>always full stick
thats a pretty solid analysis from somebody who actually does not play dota
>>158789009
racial tension? explain
>>158789009
that was me
>>158788942
>IG has a player named Yuno
Yes
Does this game even matters?
I mean, whoever wins is going to lose next anyways.By the way, Peruvain core is almost Aui lost twin brother
>>158789009
>all those replies calling him a retard
I bet he's loving every second
can you guys give me some tips to play meepo?
i feel like i'm being countered every game
specially by slark
You know those games where you lose after a long fight and think:"Man, maybe if I was an ember with rapiers i could have dragged it out till win"
They are fine, but then the other type of games come. Where you literally could have done nothing differently to win and it baffles me constantly
Why wont gaben let me 1vs5
>>158789220
most heroes are meepo counters. you need to be really good to make him work
>>158789220
>Slark tries to exist
>W tab w tab w tab w tab w
>Shoulda had a plan b...
>>158789220
Bloodseeker counters slark
>>158789086
nation vs nation playoffs
Will Dota 2 viewership ever reach numbers near League of Legends?
Spectre with echo saber?
Core or not?
She has a slow attack speed so this is good.
>>158789518
hopefully no
>>158789518
ye
>>158789009
>all those replies
>shitposting with my image
good man
>>158789518
hope not
I never played bloodcyka. should I do it? it'll have to be tomorrow tho it's late af here
>>158789606
LUL
that was day 1 LoL tournament numbers last month
right now its at 1 million
get GTFO
>>158789416
don't talk to me
>>158789009
Other generals really can't bant
>fdl
>>158789570
Yes the slow is great and double desolation
>>158789628
>>158789579
>Not wanting Dota to be popular
?
>>158789878
>not accepting defeat
dota needs to die anon
and it is, lmao
>>158789878
you sound underage
>>158789518
id rather leave the retards their containment game actually
Why doesn't dota require racially homogenous teams and define groups by RACE rather than REGION
?
>>158789416
that works only when i happen to be stronger than him, which is not always the case
>>158790078
underage and/or a total pleb
So all the ebin /pol/ and /int/ shitposting is going to stop when trump loses right?
>>158789353
is there any good video teaching meepo?
>>158790179
>>158790005
>Win the lane from level 3
>Can't get ahead of a Slark
If worst comes to worst just follow behind your support while they run off alone. When Slark jumps them you jump Slark and kill him.
>>158790179
Trump is winning dipshit
All he needs is the states he's currently ahead in, plus PA which in reality he's ahead in, and thats over 270
>Feed Die Lose
>>158790179
will niggers stop being niggers and arabs leave my continent when he loses?
Why isn't core silencer more popular?
He has INFINITE SCALABILITY.
>>158790228
you're ignoring the fact that i'm probably bellow 3k shitter, sometime my support is a PA trying to steal my last hits and etc
>>158789962
>September 2016: 622,583.9
>September 2015: 573,344.3
>Almost 7 years of constant average growth is bad
>>158784718
>DP
>bad
you aren't serious are you? literally one of the most fun and engaging heroes to play
>>158789307
>Realize that no matter if i did a beyond perfect game i would have lost anyway
You should feel relieved because there was nothing you could have done from the start, blame Valve for their non existent MATCHmaking
>>158790328
Good people don't feed as much and silencer doesn't get that much int to go with plus everyone and their mother builds manta nowadays
>>158789989
That's why alliance and navi are shit.
That's why AF is shit. When you put 5 people from the same country on the same team they don't get better than tier 2. Secret3.0 was mixed, and OG was mixed. Even EG was mixed. The best teams are mixed.
>>158790352
>Be in the shitter bracket
>Pick a hero that can go mid
>Do not take the hero mid
>Wonder why retarded teammate is limiting farm
???
>>158786438
>huge wide nigger nose
why not just obsess over a human
>>158790179
NEVER.
EVER.
EVER
peruvian tinker is actually winning
holy
shit
FDL are bad
>>158790179
>trump will lose to somebody currently being investigated by the fbi
>she cant even fill a highschool gymnasium when she has rallies
if she pulls it off it wont be by actual voters
>>158790495
i thought he was safe lane lol
>>158790468
>TI1 dominated by racially homogeneous team
>TI2 dominated by racially homogeneous team
>TI3 dominated by racially homogeneous team
>TI4 dominated by racially homogeneous team
>TI6 dominated by racially homogeneous team
???
>no more singsing
>CAPITALIST BLOWING FDL THE FUCK OUT
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES
>>158790632
good riddance
now fuck off from this general for good!
>>158790630
Ti1/2/3 were played at a pub level compared to today.
Chinks are more than a billion people. They don't need talent from the outside because they have so much already inside.
>>158790763
>o-old TIs don't count!
'ok'
>>158790245
As if minorities would vote for drumpf after they way he's treated them
>>158790879
>he doesn't know about the flynn effect
>he doesn't know that competition was _garbage_ back then due to shit prize pools and everyone being bad, even casters
>>158790889
But the echo chamber said he's winning...
>>158790879
The ti1 grandfinal was worse than 2k pubs are.
>>158790940
you're a nigger
>>158790889
>Implying that Dems mistake of importing being that lack loyalty isn't going to bite them in the ass.
When a black get shot, blacks chimp out. When a latin get shot, you can hear "se lo merece por puto" among them.
>>158789878
Look at what its popularity has done to the game
desu if it slowly died off I'd be happy with it
>>158790940
>even casters
>he thinks dota casting is better now
opinion instantly discarded
>>158791029
Say that to ppd. He wouldn't have won a ti without the Indian and paki guys.
>>158791184
its shit now but it was super shit back then
>im literally going to stay up all night watching dota and masturbating in-between matches
this is the life man
>>158791242
wrong opinion
i'm glad louminoush is gone tho
>>158790940
>casters are now good
Beesa actually has autisim
>>158791242
But I enjoyed it so much more back then too.
seriously though why would anyone watch overwatch ?
>>158791336
who are you quoting
>>158788719
every game is slowly dying as the e-sport hype is about to blow up anon
not saying its gonna be dead but its gonna decrease to a level
>>158791412
shitposting, fast general, and race baiting
>>158791336
I'm a euro, it's 2:30am and I'm watching teams I have no allegiance to, and I have an appointment with my therapist at 10am on monday.
Where did it go so wrong 'lag?
>>158791367
We didn't have ODpixel. All we had was tobi and cap and James and Bruno and ayesee. LD used to actually cast games games instead of pay shitters to cast for peanuts. Oh wait. The casters were better back then.
>>158791553
>on monday
but tomorrow (today) is sunday
>league of lolbabs world championship viewers went from 400k to 100k after viewbots were disabled
>>158791412
i actually have no idea
every time i watched rtz play overwatch it was the most boring fucking shit
like is the entire game jumping around chokeholds on the map and just fighting here constantly? it's so boring
>>158790889
>He's racist because I said so!
have you even seen the crowds he pulls and their demographics
what if all supports started witha free unsellable midas?
>>158791656
>All we had was tobi and cap and James and Bruno and ayesee
>>158791703
its just a shitty casual deathmatch with abilities & gameplay stolen from a couple different FPS games
>>158791553
>it's 2:30am
no it's not
>>158791859
>every match would be a 5 support team v 5 support team
I like the idea.
>>158791859
Define support dipshit.
this game was absolute dogshit
>Team Beesa can't even counter Tinker
But I thought you gulags said Tinker was a bad hero in pro games.
>>158791664
Sure but it takes me over a week to correct my rhythm and right now it's out of whack. So sad because I've been meaning to go for three months now and I won't be able since I'm so inept at everything.
>beesa
>>158792074
the gulag is always wrong except when it's right
>tinker is bad
-d2g
So who said Beesa was either good or our guy again? Was it Rime? because you know, Rime.
>>158792074
>Team Beesa
>worst player is beesa by several tiers
>>158790889
>B-BUT IT'S HER TURN!!!
>>158792215
don't bully Rime
>>158792160
Tinker is fucking garbage but FDL is just worst
>>158791896
Good times. Dota was still young.
>>158792215
>>158792339
>>158792463
What race are brits?
>>158792341
>The one infographic out of 99 that claims Trump is leading
>When literally every other infographic out there claims the exact opposite
hrm...
really makes u think...
>>158792405
before (((they))) ruined everything
i honestly haven't listened to a single cast, event or whatever aside from TI in like a year
>>158792550
Extra dogs
Beesa playingmy heart
>>158792572
This is based on public polling
In reality, MN, WI, MI, PA, VA, CO, NM, NJ, etc could also go red
>>158792341
>Tinker is bad
lel
>>158792339
Rime has a big butt.
>>158792550
celts
>>158792697
Beesa playingwith the trash in the garbage bin
>>158792697
Any guesses on what beesa's going to feed with this game?
>be me
>pick ursa
>enemy team picks lich
>"great"
>go safelane
>he's offlane
>go offlane
>he moves to safelane
>go back to safelane
>he moves back to offlane
i'm actually so done with this cancerous game it's not even funny. i have better things to be doing with my time
>>158792969
terrorblade
>tfw your state literally determines every election because it's the only relevant swing state
>>158793005
you won't be missed
>>158792702
Wow. Support for Trump is nearly unanimous, huh?
>>158793160
florida is gonna be red in a landslide this time around
>>158793160
how does it feel living in a state that you have to evacuate from every year or die in a hurricane
>>158793303
i live in the middle of florida so it's literally nothing
>>158793358
>landcuck
is it really living if you're not near the ocean?
>venge beesa again
>when he's flopped and fed with it the whole day
Beesa playingthe burden
>SF 2016
they want to lose
hey fellas, just lost mid to a phase boots dazzle. does /d2g/ have any suggestions for painless suicide?
Can FDL handle this tempo?
>>158793735
choke on your own farts
>>158793769
fdl can't handle anything
:thinking:
BEESA VENGE FOR THE THIRD FUCKING TIME
DOES STAN KING HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE HOLY SHIT
>>158793769
They fucken lost
>dude give me venge its the only hero i can lose with
Last call for /d2g/ shitter Battlecup
We need a position 1 player for t3 NA.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/engio
>>158793735
people underestimate how strong certain heroes are in mid
jakiro's really strong mid for instance but if you lose mid to a jakiro everybody bullies you
>bulldog not casting
>CLQ not casting
should i even fucking bother watching?
>>158794370
Here, this should be more your level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRvMkY0ZWpg
these pro-axes are fucking terrible
>>158794475
haha, epic bro. you showed me.
deee twooo geeeeee
>FDL lanes right now
just call GG youve already lost
>>158794658
their mid sf has won his lane
dnno why infamous keep picking TA's
TA kinda fucking sucks
>beesa's cs
JUST
is the in game sound fucked up for you guys too?
>>158794706
who cares it's a fucking
>SF
Beesa feeding the carry
FDL and beesa are fucking finished after this
Are there any 25+ pro players?
Feels like esports is a young man's game
Is this safelane venge player for real?
>>158795018
your post made me laugh, thanks for that anon
>>158795018
yeah ther- no wait he retired
your body just can't handle the level of addy use by that time
>>158795018
yes
>>158795018
There are still a few dota 1 oldbois around, mainly in the chinese scene, but 25 is usually seen as retirement age
If your arms don't explode and you stay in good condition there really isn't much reason you couldn't keep going to 30
>>158795018
the virtus pro csgo team is one of the top in the world and has a 28, 29, and 30 year old on it
I noticed that older players tend to be WAY better on lan
>>158795018
Jimmy is 26
just gg out man
this hurts to watch
It must be so depressing to be FDL right now lol.
just gg out this is embarassing
VIVA PERU
>>158795018
I personally don't understand why people think esports is an early 20s thing.
I can understand Fear retiring due to his arm but PPD retiring is just retarded in my opinion.
If you're good at the game and play it for a long time and manage to hold your own weight in the pro scene, then all things considered you should be able to keep that up into your thirties.
Your brain doesn't just suddenly turn to mush by the time you hit your late twenties but kids in the esports scene seem to believe it does. Because that's how every other sport in the world that's 10x more taxing on your body works, right? Except no.
The only reason we don't have a lot of older pros right now is because esports in itself is just a new thing - there just aren't a lot of old people because the scene isn't that old itself.
That's literally it.
I could genuinely see a team consisting of thirty year olds in the future that manage themselves perfectly fine.
Late thirties is pushing it though. But fuck there are even some 40 year olds who manage in Football so who knows.
>playing shadow fiend
>>158795018
Universe is 27, i think Bulba is over 25 too
NA is full of oldboys
>be 2k
>get pic related on my team and somehow win
>check account
>40.83% winrate
>look at match history
>all ranked in VHS
HOW
FUCKING
BAD
DO YOU HAVE TO BE
TO BUY AND ACCOUNT AND FEED LIKE THIS ALL THE WAY DOWN TO 2K
AND STILL CONTINUE TO FEED LIKE A RETARD
FUCK YOU P_S_G I KNOW THIS IS YOU
>>158795809
ppd's probably just taking a break. He'll be back.Right? ;_;
This match is so bad I'm just going to watch an old episode of Never Mind the Buzzcocks
>>158795875
>FUCK YOU P_S_G I KNOW THIS IS YOU
He still hasn't played a 3rd game on his 4.1k he swiped his credit card for.
is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
Is this important match?
>when your standin carries your team
whitebois baka
has core venge ever won a match
i remember it doing well once but i don't even remember if the venge team won
>>158795018
I don't understand why are people retiring so early. Especially from e-Sport. They are a lot of athletes who are still active after 30. For fuck sake Jagr is 44 years old and he still plays like crazy.
What the FUCK is this Beesa venge meant to be accomplishing?
At least when Illidan played it he got farm and pushed early.
>>158796296
no
not in any pro game or pub
I have literally never seen it
what are the best mid at the moment?
>Beesa
lmao stick to casting britcucks
>>158796358
storm
he can always cumback and is one of the best lategame heroes in the game
>>158796358
Visage
>white women
I want Beesa's pro dreams to die
>GO PERU CTM
wtf i love peru now
>GO PERU CTM
what did he mean by this?
>Blademail can no longer be purchased on Axe
Fixed?
>>158796520
Now that looks like a tasy 'za!!!
>ENTIRE TEAM CULLED IN FOUNTAIN
HOLY SHIT DISBAND
beesa CTM
>GO PERU CTM
NA BLOWN THE FUCK OUT. NA ON SUICIDE WATCH. NA ON F U C K I N G L I F E S U P P O R T ! ! !
>>158796520
she is jewish, not white
>real hot, real cold
FDL is the toronto blue jays
>>158796520
>American """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""food"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>Dunk Rampage
The dream
But, the are losing next game
>>158796454
i agree, hes one of my favorite picks
>Cap is a manlet
KOLTGUY BTFO
V I V A
P
E
R
U
>>158796721
>be American
>go outside
>get shot
>$500,000 hospital bill
>bank takes my home
>lose in dota to peruvians
Pathetic.
Beesa, if you're in here, don't lose hope~
>>158796617
>I miss it
Webm guys?
>>158797018
please lose hope and end your life actually
>>158797018
I'm killing myself actually t. beesa
>i queue unranked to have some fun with some irl friends
>i'm 4.4k, they're both 3k
>queue into a three stack that are all 4.8k-5.8k
NICE GAME VALVE
>>158796939
>lose in dota to peruvians
This is literally the only country in the world that manages to pull this off on a consistent basis, somehow
oh these posts are from aussies
>>158797018
Beesa if you're here please eat three meals a day with meat and/or pasta as a main feature of the meal.
>>158797491
mook pls
>6.55 - Buff Reduced Blink Dagger cooldown from 30 to 15 seconds
jfc
reminder that aussies are being cucked by chinks just like yuros are being cucked by muzzies
they literally own all their land
>>158797491
wow spooky
@158797774
dumb pedoNEET
this thread is so fast no one will notice I'm actually from scv
Do they just have one person tasked with drawing all the time to showcase Autodesk?
>>158797968
daily reminder that Terran is the only race that EARNS 100% of its wins
thanks for the meta(You) kid
Hey who wants to watch Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2015 instead of Fnatic vs WG
>>158796520
what the fuck that's not even a full meal
the next series is going to be garbage I highly recommend taking a nap to prepare for all the good Dota to come after
>>158796617
>>ENTIRE TEAM CULLED IN FOUNTAIN
webm plz
>>158795875
implying i'd ever buy blink sb
implying boots of travel aren't always in last slot
implying blink dagger isn't always in fourth slot
implying i'd ever buy aquila on legion
i'm better at dota than you stop patting yourself on the back little one ok?
>>158798540
thanks kotlguy how about you power down for the evening?
how much to commission this bitch to draw cm sucking off futa TA?
>lol's version of TI is won by the same team that won it last year
holy fuck how can they watch this garbage
>pick my best hero, aka Naga
>carry the game
>feeling the +25 incoming
>internet suddenly goes out
>can feel my blood pressure increasing by the second
ICEFROG GIVE ME MY +25 I EARNED THEM. DISAPPEARING FOR 10 MINUTES SHOULDN'T MEAN I GET AN ABANDON IF I COME BACK AND HELP MY TEAM FINISH THE GAME
ARRHPADF9OGHYUIOGAUIPHAEH
>>158782558
Uhm Dotards?
>>158798927
My friend just told me that team will have won 3 out of the last 4 years after this next game
>>158798869
you'd have to ask the resident loli pugna commissioner
>>158799178
thats not actuall fear right? he doesnt have that kind of muscle
>>158799237
He doesn't anymore, that picture is like three years old.
>>158799237
You better start believing ewfriend.
>Feed, Die, Lose's last 5 games
>Lost vs TP BO1
>Won vs Pro BO1
>Lost vs NP BO1
>Lost vs CoL BO1
>Lost vs CoL BO3
>Lost vs Peru BO3
>next loss 8 hours away
>>158799313
you dont' lose that kind of muscle in 3 years
>>158799370
ive seen it posted for years i just dont think its him. his face doesnt look quite like that
>>158799540
Fear traded it for Dota skill
>>158799540
>you dont' lose that kind of muscle in 3 years
yes you do, you can lose that in less than 1
>the onlystreamers on are cancerous american faggots and arise
>>158796656
european shitposting<
Why did the Blitz posting stop
>>158799839
Went to bed or got banned who cares
>>158799839
he said he went to shitpost in overwatch general
you know desu "cancer" is kind of a reddit word now
Old Final Fanatasy music?
Why is this game so fucking geared towards late game?
There are no fucking ways to end a game early before the other teams faggot ass carry turns on. IF the game reaches 40 mins and there is a anti-mage in the game. Your chances of losing just sky rockets. You can't effectively catch him and he can build to handle most situations.
You have to use so many resources to catch this asshole. Like 3-4 man ganks.
I just hate how there are mechanics in the game to prevent the game from ending too early but no mechanics to keep it from going late. Its weird.
Why do poeple hate games that end shortly? Dota is built around the whole late game early game setup.
If you can't win early and the enemy carry is superior, you will lose.
Guys GH-god and Ana vs Badman and Beesa right now this is a GH-god Slardar trust me you will want to see it.
>>158800237
desu baka senpai
>>158800393
It is though. Remixed but still.
post your picks for each region
NA:
anime and peru
EU:
liquid and vp
SEA:
void and mineski
China:
LGD and IG.V
Why are you not watching this
>>158797026
>>158798560
twitch tv/beyondthesummit/v/97834427?t=07h47m40s
>>158800265
>Why is this game so fucking geared towards late game?
BecauseLe 60 minutes of complete stomp until the winning team accidentally takes raxin 99% of non-pro level games is optimal fun levels.
>>158800469
srty i meant to shitpost at the guy above you
>>158800621AN MR-RL TIME
what extremely broken item will icefrog add in 6.89?
>blink berry
>350 gold
>consumable
>blink 900 units
>80 seconds cooldown
How do I not play with south americans or russians?
>>158789518
pic
>>158801052
Blink Berry to be core item on Monkey King
>morph
gg fnatic
all Invoker spells are now pure damage
there invoker is now viable
>>158801203
DO NOT EVER POST THAT IMAGE AGAIN
>>158801203
play on us west and have 9800 behavior score
almost never have south americans on my team
>>158801358
no
>>158801203
>everything in that classic dota 2 screenshot
every time
sorry for not talkin dotes but...i just gotta say... this is the first time i've watched a LoL tourny since i just randomly came across it on youtube. And i'm just...
>2-0 korean team vs korean team in GF
>0-7 21 mins the red team is looking to win 3-0 with the other team not having a single kill
Is league always like this?
>Fnatic picked Pugna again
wow they surely don't want to attend Boston huh
>>158801329
And Envy would STILL have lost to rosh.
>>158801625
I am sure Wings would wipe those gook in 15 minuites
>>158801625
>Is league always like this?
Yes. Pic related, and YouTube video of 30 minute game being decided by the first and only team fight of the game giving them enough time to go from T1 tower to ancient/nexus before they can respawn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZvBTSJJWU4&t=44m
>>158801890
>wings
they're washed up
>>158801946
at least Ellen Baker is pure
>tfw dont know how to use the courier effectively
>>158802107
>tfw it takes me a good 5-10 seconds of fuckign around to bottle crow
>prophet gets her drain cancelledby the enemy walking super far away since it's not channelled
>can immediately recast it
>pugna gets his cancelledby pretty much anything
>has to wait 60s unless he spends 4200 gold
when is icefraud going to remember that pugna is a hero in the game dota 2?
>>158802051
i have several images proving otherwise
>ppd forced to go to some shitty SFV tournament
lmao how the mighty have fallen
>>158802498
don't you dare
being an FDL fan is suffering
>>158802412
>>has to wait 60s unless he spends 4200 gold
What? Life Drain has a 22 second cooldown. At least play the hero if you're going to complain about him.
>>158802519
>how the mighty have fallen
ppd literally forced the Dota squad to stream everyday at least 3 hours
>>158801464
>tfw been farming good boy points in bot games randoming every game and ending in less than 30 minutes
this should be its own category in boosting
>>158802907
yes and?
>>158802906
baited xdi just said some random number who cares about the exact duration it's still ridiculously too long
>even if Fnatic wins this series they will still face either mineski or faceless
kek RIP Fnatic
>>158802519
>Mastermind moving on to a higher skill cap genre
>>158803271
>ppd
>mechanical skill
>>158803445
Post the wyvern webm.
>>158803673
>>158803852
yes
>>158803852
Skin and bones should eat that chicken instead of filming it.
>>158803981
fuck off MUHHHH HICCCCC fag
>>158803981
kek
>>158803673
thos one?
>>158804070
There's a difference between thin, healthy, and thick anon and personally I don't like women who seem like they will snap in half mid coitus.
>This LeL final
Stagged
>>158804193
Fucking lewd as shit
>>158804193
>Morphling starting to go online now
lmao Fnatic on suicide watch
>>158804193
This is not the Pokéman I grew up with.
>>158804193
delete this
>doturds upset they can never ever muster ONE MILLION twitch viewers
>highest they can get is 600k during the final game of TI
>which LoL got on day 1 of qualifiers
>all they can do now is shitpost
Fucking LMAO
>>158804193
>>158804193
>ash got kissed in the lips before I do
>>158804547
(You)
>>158804628
What are high grade male pornographic fantasies
>>158804193
>Mistyfags will NEVER EVER get over this
>>158804682
>Naruto Kissed/Married/Had kid/is going diebefore I did
Why is Sniper getting picked more? The Shrapnel buff?
post it
>>158804682
>I'm three times as old as Ash now and unkissed
ahahaHAHAHAHHH
Is puppey killing himself after all this?
>>158804976
haha
>PPD just had to watch the entire EG Street Fighter team get eliminated by Onuki.
Is it time he joins the ranks of the most High IQ esports genre?
>>158804193
delete this.
Ash and Misty belongs together g-guys. M-misty will come back and become his wife.
>>158804735
anal with Tohsaka
>>158805136
Isn't Misty somehow in her late thirties now when Ash hasn't changed?
>>158805136
I work on the anime staff, don't read this if you don't want spoilers:The next time you see Misty she will be heavily pregnant and smoking a cigarrette while standing next to a trailer park.
>queue for ranked
>9700 behavior score
>level 14 profile on my team who only has 6 games in his history, all of them losses
HOW
IS
THIS
EVEN
P
O
S
S
I
B
L
E
??????????????????
>>158805861
>still playing this shit game
HOW
IS
THIS
EVEN
P
O
S
S
I
B
L
E
??????????????????
you can raise behavior score through bot games?
>>158806168
I hope not,I am very rude to bots
>>158805861
maybe he's a very good lad, but awful at the game
>>158788384
sheever's legs jesus christ
so uh
am i supposed to use ogre's Q W D combo if i want any sort of damamge on a hero late game?
>>158807853
Just make sure you have your R, and have applied your X to them before the spells. Additionally if you buy a Z, you can add to it even more.
>>158807853
>if I want any sort of damage
you pick a different hero
>>158807971
>>158808059
so i should just wait for the others to engage first and just do a q w combo?
i guess ill go back to tidehunter where i can effectively 1v1 other champs
Is Drow a feasible support if you have a Medusa on your team? As far as playing as a 4th position.
>>158808349
>>158808349
Too level dependent.
*yawn* when do real teams play
>>158807853
Ogre is picked because of free movement speed
You don't pick him because of damage but because you get FREE ms while smoked lategame
>>158808349
Yes, but as a "support".
As in, he shouldn't buy support items but rather your team has a self sacrificial 6th position support.
With a good 6th position Oracle or Dazzle, I firmly believe Drow can be a good "support" pick with a farming Medusa mid and an actual carry.
Just have Drow farm levels by pulling and jungling and you'll be gucci.
>mfw i realized that concerts are literally objectively bad and only considered """"""""""""""""""""""""good""""""""""""""""""""" because they are loud and crowded
>literally just social proof despite the fact they are objectively shit, poor quality audio and awful renditions of songs
did you non-human muta- err, gulagians, already know this?
>buy anime antimage set
>have a 650gpm/xpm game immediately first picking antimage and getting counterpicked by like 3 enemies
dotards?? is mangina powered by ohnimue??
>>158809063
did you just say
FREE?
>>158808513
i never saw this one
>>158808197
you are the engage
press stun button
Are we picking Warlock now? I thought he had bad tempo control.
>>158809171
That is right, dotard. Free.
>free image-negative.jpg
>>158809237
>Great heals
>Overpowered slow
>And an AOE BKB piercing stun
Yeah we're picking warlock now.
>>158809114
yes
normies tend to have pretty dull senses which is why they pursue activities with sensory overload e.g. concerts, clubs, parties; talk extremely loudly, etc
>>158808349
what should be happening
>woah I have a free zero cd 60% slow so I can gank so easy
>what the fuck this silence is broken and it applies knockback
>neat I can help my allies win their lanes
>wow I dont even have to buy any items
xSupportxORxFeedx 4-0-26
arcanes, skadi, forcestaff, vlads, ac, silver edge
what is actually happening
>this hero gets a free ethernal blade of agi at lv6
>free... agi...
>FREE
JUNGLE OR FEED - 2-26-1
skadi, hurricane pike, manta, butterfly, aghs, daeudlus
whats the best pick supposing i'm against a fed slark
Any tips for kissing, d2gays?
watching top players from player perspective is kinda crazy to me
like they switch around so much on the mini map i dont even get what they're looking for
>>158809126
>tfw you'll never have cool sets like psg
>>158809443
ever seen Alien?
how do I find people to carry me?
>>158809398
but this is just as much if not more true for NEETs who overdose on supernormal stimuli like anime, VNs, or video games.
>>158809057
>our boy Jimmy's team
>not a real team
>>158809569
those are just failed normies
real hikkis are comfortable doing this all day long
>>158807486
>>158805861
okay we he carried me and we won
>>158809863
>no true gigaNEETs man
>>158809557
Yeah but any tips?
>to carry me
If you see them interacting while playing and they seem a pretty good good player talk to them/joke "comment sven"
Redpill me on betting doturds
>tfw no rtz stream
Nice thread you've got going here, dotards.
Top quality stuff, really.
>winning hard
>ally randomly decides to sit in fountain for no reason
>only leaves fountain to kill a creep every couple of minutes so he doesn't get abandon
>does this till we lose because 4v5
I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME
It's suffering being a Kaipi fan
>>158810021
>>158810035
says the fucking anime avatar using shitstain named d2g_adelaide
>world finals
>100k
>>158810160
>an hour in
>16 kills
I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST A MEME
WTF
>>158810035
>>158810035
Adelaide?
>>158810160
they are watching ingame
>>158810035
I'm sorry about SingSing Adelaide
>>158810160
50MINS
AND ITS 10 TO 6
TEN
2
SIX
WHAT IN THE LITERAL FUCK, HOW ARE 100K PEOPLE WATCHING THAT
>>158809951
hikkis are within the set of neets but not all neets are hikkis
>>158810012
like eating a peach I guess
>tfw no friends to battlecup with
>>158810219
>>158810290
To win at pro league of legends you have to farm a bunch, not die, and then win one teamfight after which you take all buildings.
>>158810273
lol
>>158810160
>700k total viewers
>still more than TI6 finals on twitch
>>158809481
>this is what Tencent drones ACTUALLY BELIEVE
>>158810351
I think you're reading something wrong pal. No surprise with the picture you attached, dumb frogposter.
>>158810403
do you have any proof of him being wrong?
>>158810478
>no argument
thats what i thought
>>158810336
>like eating a peach I guess
Subtle one anon
>be me
>open microwave to put dinner
>there is a cold forgoten cup of tea from the afternoon
Uhm...Is this a normal occurrence?
>>158789220
well first off don't lane against slark, you'll lose as soon as he gets level 3 and can leap q harass you. Just win your lane, go for early blink dagger, and now you counter slark instead of the opposite.
>>158810336
i knwo that thats why i said gigaNEETs.
>>158810150
>>158810223
>>158810245
>>158810281
Easy fuckin' (You)'s.
Man, how am I so good?
I just enter the thread, flick my dick and I get covered in replies.
Holy shit, man. I truly fuckin' rule.
>>158810563
>meme image is an argument
thanks for proving me right
>>158810537
Here's another (You) for your time. This is the last one you'll get out of me today.
>>158810537
No I guess my grandma secretly plays LeL
I guess the overpopulated shitholes in Africa all have computers running AI games
why don't we just go ahead and say every 2 in 3 people play LoL
dotards BTFO
>>158810537
>do you have any proof of him being wrong?
how can there be 200 million lol accounts if theres only 100 million people in the earth
>>158802984
>girl
that is a tranny.
>the 83 year old moortugeese gets up at 6am
I shouldn't be surprised
>>158810587
Can you not defile adelaide's for image (You)s?
She emotionally unstable and doesn't appreciate it
>he's triggered by the face of the four chins
>>158810551
Stupid Sakuraposter.
what if kotl could recall himself
>>158809468
i sold all my other shit but then there's nothing to buy on steam so i might as well just swap sets around
sold gold slark fag dagger for 22 dollars bought antimage for 22 dollars, natch.
anime set >>>>>>>> gold fag shit that looks terrible
>Fnatic is struggling against a tier 5
lmafo
>>158810747
It's only 4am, dudester.
>>158810761
That's just a random reaction image, heheheh
>>158810828
>face of the four chins
oh shove off back to /pol/
>>158804976
sperg autists leave my d2g this fucking instant
>>158810913
Yeah can you like not use it anymore?
She doesn't like it
>redditors still get triggered and shibbolethed by our frog
>>158810726
And?
>>158811010
It's fine, I only use it from time to time.
>All Americans have gone to sleep
>Thread plummets in quality posts
really makes U THINK
>>158810612
>watching games
personally I just like playing, not really watching pro games
>>158810584
I thought you were implying scotsman.
were you not?
>>158810939
We're here to stay
>>158811179
>"""""""""""quality"""""""""" posts
classic jimmy
>JIMMY
oh my GOD
>>158811179
>Gone to sleep
It's 9 PM
CLASSIC
JIMMY
>>158811134
Yeah don't use it anymore
>>158811334
It's 12am where it matters
>go on d2g
>its shit
really engages the 'rons
Icefrog sees Sange and Yasha
Attack speed and Movement speed slow % chance based
4100 gold
Some stats
Icefrog puts out Echo sabre
Attack speed and movement speed slow 100% of the time
Some stats
Only thing missing is MS bonus
40% cheaper
What did he mean by this?
>>158811502
>People go to sleep at 12 AM on the weekends
Are you 10 or are you Amish?
>800k watching League
DOTARDS???
>>158811460
"no."
>>158811751
90% are viewbots
>>158811751
csgo majors get over a million and they have less than a 10th of the unique players
DOTARDS???
>>158810550
>>like eating a peach I guess
>Subtle one anon
Can you elaborate pls..
>>158811751
l-l-l-league is dying! i promise! here's all this random conjecture as evidence! believe me!!!
overw-w-w-atch is dying! i promise! here's all this random conjecture as evidence! believe me!!!
h-h-heartstone is dying! i promise! here's all this random conjecture as evidence! believe me!!!
dota2 is thriving! i promise!
seriously though d2g you shouldn't be so spooked by the fact that dota gets shit viewer counts
>dotards on maximum damage control
>>158811985
Dota 2 is the greatest esport in the known universe.
>>158812096
>not even played by 2 out of every 3 people globally like League of NK Tier Statistics
are dotards even trying?
>>158812191
Why on earth would the majority matter? The majority of people in the world are fucking morons.
>>158811967
Metaphorical description of the proper method of cunnilingus.
Making people mad on the internet is fun
Why isn't dota fun?
Oh yeah, Peruvians
>listen to my team
>lose the match
gee wow how does that happen
requesting the suggestive sheever eating.webm
>>158811757
Nice to know you would disregard your friend's feelings for (You)s
i fucking love posting on the 'lag
>>158812327
nice throw fnashit
>>158812451
What am I supposed to use then?
Find me another reaction image that expresses the same expression as that one.
>>158812569
>our jugg just died
>wHo cAREAS HAHA Xd
what did fnatic mean by this
you saw that guys? if u wanna get good you just draw and draw some more
>>158812839
you mean I don't need no special pen or nothing but why do i need that program then
>Open my window
>Gets too cold too fast
>Close my window
>Gets way too hot
End my EXISTENCE dotards
>that autodesk add
that's it, my life is complete
does anyone actually like caps retarded yelling that he calls casting
>>158812941
get AC you shitskin
>>158812941
maybe you could try opening the window, but cuddling with someone for warmth.
>>158810021
tfw mikey stream
Can we have some kind of game mode where your average meme spouting, weekend-playing shitlord pub team can end the game in a reasonable amount of time?
I'm not asking for the ol' League of Surrender. I'm just tired of even the most gigantically one-sided stomp (like the score is fucking 50-3) requiring me to commit an hour of my time, when I can be 99% certain the game is done at the 10 minute mark. Yeah, I know, "just git gud", "if u were rtz u wud turn da gaemz aroun, its not over until it's over", etc. I know I'm not a pro player, but games could really be about half as long as they are and nothing of value would be lost.
>be PSG
>make my midnite gas station run to get some nummies
>guy pulls into space haphazardly
>gets out of car, eyes glazed over as fuck
>hold door to gas station open for him because i'm a southern gentleman
>he just walks through the door doesn't say thank you or even nod
>aw hell no
>walk past car
>girl in a pirate outfit holding an open bottle of wine
>oh fuck yes
>call 911
>"I'd like to report a drunk driver"
>plate vehicle and perp descriptions
>"thank you for reporting it"
>circle around to mcdonalds and back
>pig is pulling into parking lot not fucking 90 seconds later
HAHAHAH get FUCKED
if you ever drink and drive btw d2gers kill yourself, and i mean it
people ask me all the time man, "how did you get so black? how did you get so black? it's that some special mixtape or or or a new type or fried chicken?" no man, you just steal, steal, steal until you're happy.
then u steal some more
>>158813186
Yeah that post is too long I'm not reading that.
Post ending in 9 decides what I read.
>>158811593
I still don't get why a girl would build her upper body larger than her lower body
>>158813186
shut up and get good
>>158812327
>>158813395
>>158813395
>>158813395
>>158812314
>type out wall of text
>die while you were typing
now that i sold my dota items i'm free to buy better dota items
check this fucking WARD son its 25 dollars i placed a buy order for 22 dollars
i can't stand drow and elder titan anymore, new patch FUCKING WHEN
>>158813812
the ward from this battle pass is pretty cute, i think it's my best
>>158813812
it's ugly
>6.88 has been out for 2 years now
>casters straight up expecting a jugg pick to go mid
fuck this patch
just remove poor mans shield and raindrops from the fucking game thanks
>>158813932
it may be ugly but it's my waifu's buttplug
>>158813916
reminds me of vivi from final fantasy 9
>>158814156
who's your waifu
Time to boost a 3k account lads
>>158809410
Well when I played I just built drums and urn on my boys while I kinda just helped with kills and ganked around. All while our Medusa was doing some mad farming. Bench pressing 5k with her cloaca.
>forked paths
>9 kills after ulting as wk
>9 kills as spec after ulting
>lich
>just get a atos
>dp
>just do dp things
Why the fuck are these quests so fucking bullshit
>>158814293
are you stupid
LEVEL
ONE
ROSHAN
FNATIC ARE DOING IT failing like fuck again
l o l
>>158814363
are you gay
NICE CALL, JIMBO
DEMON FANSHITS ON SUICIDE WATCH
MUSHI IS GETTING SOME SMOOTH BOYPUCCI TONIGHT
>>158813861
>et
> shit for ages
>now is actually viable
Nah fuck off cunt. He deserves to finally be gud
Please tell me this isn't elimination for Fnatic
>Another episode of being the only one doing something in my team and keeping the game afloat singlehandely for 70 minutes
Goodbye Demon
>Jug mid
>Safelane tinker
interesting
Jimmy Dota
SALVAGED
>LoL finals global alert on reddit
>started at 4k and down to 3k watching already
>TI finals global alert started at 20k and stayed 10k+ at all times
Did riot not prepare viewbots for this or what? why is LoL so dead?
>fnatic
>>158814715
what a shitty humble bundle
>>158814715
lol always had an history of viewbotting on twitch. people who play lol are so dumb they think the "there's more people playing this game" argument means that the game is better.
anyways, good for us, there's enough shitters in dota already
>>158814715
>why is LoL so dead?
Wow, the watered down Fisher Price DotA for Kids Aged 7-12 is dead? Who fucking CARES?
>Ursa, Storm, and Axe
>Implying Tinker, Jugg BM even have a chance
Jimmy has this in the bag, a shame they're guaranteed to lose to Faceless.
>>158814715
League of Legends is the closest a desktop game can get to a mobile game. It's for casuals who want to pay to win.
These people do not give half a fuck about esports.
MUSHIT
this shit is clownier than NA dota
>>158814948
>anyways, good for us, there's enough shitters in dota already
True, but people eventually get over the psychological addiction and find another game to play, so a steady influx of nubs is necessary to keep the game from dying. Actual not-scam esports tournaments are a good way to do this that also entertains people with 23 chromosomes.
>>158815416
>people with 23 chromosomes
are they okay??
GUESS THAT DOTAMON
>muh muh muh muh league is more popular than dota2
>their """sticky""" only has 1000 posts
loving every laugh
>>158815534
No.
>>158815607
Leaguefags are just low energy posters.
>>158815607
>300 unique IPs
anyone know what the TI sticky had?
>tinker is bad
-d2g
>>158815673
>currently posting in one of the deadest generals in /d2g/
6 hours old at 600 posts and there's been esports going on all day
LMAO
>>158815586
ember?
>>158815807
very close
uhMM......
>>158815218
>implying our ogre and icethrice will lose to meracle+4
>watching dota when Worlds is on
lmaoing @ you
>>158815791
I said it before TI and I'll say it again, /d2g/ is now /asg/. Anime shitposting general and I run this shit. Dota 2 is a dead thread and dead game except around TI because Valve and LD killed this game.
>>158815887
i was literally going to say jugg first. who tf gets bottle on jugg
So if Jimmy loses this, he's out?
>>158816031
Sorry, I'm not a bot, so I don't need to watch nothing happening.
>>158816053
retards that get aghs before carry items and think Q makes them literally invincible
Could EG have beat Wings if they went to the grand finals
>>158816107
nyes
>>158815673
wow, whos the qt mate?
>>158816156
*spins then tries to click people*
>>158816215
yes
>>158816274
Ummmm
WAKE ME UP
>>158815673
u mean waifu posters?
>>158816215
Nope.
>>158816345
>>158816038
>still blaming LD when Joindota themselves didn't give a shit
>>158816274
that actually works tho, the spinning is purely a visual effect. the problem is that they DON'T do it.
>be void
>lose lane hard
>so does everyone else
>realize only way we're gonna win is if i get freefarm
>support actually listens when i autism over mic by saying "skipping boots and rushing battlefury, do nothing but stack ancients"
>win game with 700 gpm
supports like that are the reason i wish it was possible to double commend someone
>>158816345
>5 mins into the draft and he gives you this look
>>158816325
>>158816629
Don't enemies affected by spin not take right-click damage?
>>158816575
I'm allowed to blame anyone I want for my mistakes that's what PSG said!
>this twitch chat absolutely blowing fnatic the fuck out
Why is Draskyl casting the SEA games?
Never took him for an SEA guy.
>>158816651
>no boots battlefury void after bad lane
>enemy let you freefarm stacked ancients
nice 2k blog
>Pick Warlock
>Lose
EVERY SINGLE TIME
THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS
WHY THE FUCK DO RETARDS KEEP PICKING HIM
>>158816915
He's the only one willing to call Lumi out for being a fucking idiot.
>Let's do a documentary on Fnatic
how do i know if i've been muted by a particular team mate?
>Fnatic are out
So what will that 3rd episode of the True Sight documentary shit be about now? Jimmy's suicide?
>>158816038
if anyone runs this general it's me, and i'm the opposite of anime.
except when i play animage. I mean antimage.
heh.
you should've built a team around me instead of keeping those old dogs
>>158817147
faceless team desu
>>158817172
Isn't this loser out of the Major as well?
>>158817172
shitone is already out and probably hasn't been paid by Kemal, and mushit is about to drop out as well
Mushit getting raped
ohaiyo is honestly so fucking tilted
like what is he doing every teamfight?
gg fnatic
CLASSIC
L
A
S
S
I
C
>Another captain fell for the roster shuffle meme
WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN
>>158816303
Nice brew pick
>no secret
>no alliance
>no navi
>no fnatic
Is this going to be the best major?
>>158817456
eg wouldve won if sumail played safe and ditn feed ursa early game
you guys ready for 9k mmr God vs ogre and ice
Wait a second
Are Secret out?
I didn't even know they played today, holy shit they lost both of their BO3's
Whats going to happen?
Remember when Fnatic reached 4th place at TI? Me neither.
>>158817458
NP WILL DOMINATE!
>everyone meming on jimboni
fugg
>>158817494
Why is Miralce allowed to play on two qualifiers?
>>158817147
>tfw True Sight is a snuff film
>>158817507
remember when that organization had nothing whtaosever to do with this one?
>>158817501
Puppey will put the fear of God into the SEAmonkies.
>>158817528
that doesn't sound like Faceless
>watched LoL for the first time
holy shit how is it so stale and boring
and that's supposed to be the world championship
>>158817605
I never knew Miracle also plays Naga.
>>158817172
delusional little faggot
>LD fake hype
>>158817732
But they have no pay since they haven't won anything yet
>You'll never get as hype over Dota as LD does
LITERALLY SMOKE GANKED THE ANCIENT.
leave SEA to me
>>158817792
We weren't lying this whole time, it's a shit game
>non-continental Asians think they're good at Dota
stupid island dwellers
based imagebros are still at it I see
>Find success with your band of nameless Peruvian pubstar monkeys
>Fall for the "established pro players are good!" meme and join Fnatic, leaving TNC in shambles
>Fnatic now finds ZERO success
Christ.
Jimmy is like the Arteezy of SEA and Peruvian Dota. Just killing two teams at once.
>>158817792
autists resist change