Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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First for the best girl in the Dota scene

delete this

How do you guys balance sexual frustration with dota?

I haven't had sex in 3 fucking weeks, I can't focus on anything

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Gaki no Tsukai is where it's at you losers.

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>he has a shameful flag and was bantered off /sp/, /int/ and /pol/, the boards which define 4chan culture

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

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reminder that miracle is past his adderall honeymoon and is now washed up

Rylai is pure!

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>Your treant steals all your last hits to build an aghs only to tree ward every single camp on the map and ult while rubbing his hands together

>>158756293
I haven't had sex in 21 years and have no idea what you're talking about.

>>158756293
i haven't even jerked off in 3 weeks and i'm fine
compulsive people shouldn't play dota
maybe you should uninstall

Why does /d2g/ always make new threads 15-20 posts early?

Haha I shit my pants now all you guys have to smell it lol :)

>>158756293

Jerk off?

>>158756293
I'm 29 years old and haven't had sex yet. I can't relate to you

>>158756293
fucknig normie get out

>>158756561
holy shit no wonder you guys get so angry when someone threatens the precious mmr you "earned"

btw psg here i'm about to go have sex :)

right now :)

see you in 3 minutes

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>>158756405
He did nothing wrong.

Holy shit I just witnessed someone lose in the worst way possible

>super fat enemy tinker player
>is holding their base 1v5 and team is winning thanks to him alone
>lategame teamfight breaks out
>tinker zaps someone
>our tiny blink avalanche tosses him and everyone focused him
>tinker died instantly while still in midair of the toss
>tinker instantly bought back
>he reappeared at the toss location a fraction of a second later
>died again within another half a second

thats like disruptor glimpse on fucking crack
holy shit dont ever spam your buyback key when valve is in charge of triggered movements, you need to calmly wait 2-5 seconds before you press that shit

>>158756498
part of 4chan culture as defined by based /sp/

>>158756631
match id

>>158756557
Masturbation ruins my mental drive

I decided last year to stop doing it forever

>>158756561
>yet
as if you were expecting to magically happen someday

>>158756631
This has been a known bug for two years.

>>158756557
Masturbation doesn't cure sexual frustration

Once you've had the taste of some prime pussy you can never go back

>>158756596
>How DARE someone live a happy, normal life

>>158756830
normie get out
NOW

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so now that the shuffle is over and the qualifiers are underway
which team are /our guys/?

>>158756631
>when valve is in charge

dying doesn't dispel toss it has nothing to do with valve it has literally ALWAYS been this way.

if youre above 3k the player should have known that

>>158756830
Breeder kys

>>158756932
eternal otaku

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>>158756709

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>>158756932
Ad Finem

>>158756932
Kaipi

>>158756932
liquid.

and everytime they lose just blame bulba and ask for a replacement.

is the 'lag always this bad

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>>158756951
why does dying dispel decay if it doesn't dispel toss
I want faggots to stay small when they die and not BB with full hp

>>158757008
i didn't mean "you have to post the suiciding frog picture".

i meant you have to go out and meet people.

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>>158756561
At that point, why don't you just get a fucking hooker?

It's not like you have much left to lose

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>>158757198

>>158756932
AF
FDL
Fnatic

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So how do you think EE is going to ruin this?

>>158757198
>i didn't mean "you have to post the suiciding frog picture".

the way you phrased this made me laugh, thanks anon

Do you guys think pudge will finally get nerfed next patch?

He has 52.7% winrate even though 75% of the time he's picked the player playing him has no idea what he's doing.

>>158757008
Just pay an escort man pussy is an overvauled normie currency like diamonds. If it bothers you that much just get it over with

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>If you buy a 4k a account you are…

A) a 4k player.

B) a stupid, deluded 2k asshat who will ruin other people chances to legitimately win mmr.

What's the correct answer /d2g/?

i love aui but seriously what the fuck are NP gonna do when lifestealer, sven, and phantom lancer are shit picks?

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>>158756932
FDL

>>158757198
wait a minute

are you actually trying to say that all of life's problems cant be solved by posting cartoon frogs on a weeb imageboard for 16 hours per day?

>>158757313
go to japan

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>>158757281
>Fnatic
lamo

>>158757424
Bullshit

>>158757389
Draft naga or put EE on ember rushing rapiers. Don't forget that EE is the greatest ember spirit player in this universe.

>>158757424
that's exacly what i meant

>>158757356
2 also Victoria Chase owns me

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>yfw no secret in major

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>no more pro doter singsing

is TA back?

>>158757356
If you're a solid 2.5k player then the difference is so minimal going up to 4k. It isn't really until you get up towards 5k that you will genuinely lack the skills to play properly.

2.5-4k is just an endless grind of largely average skill players who are swapping their MMR back and forth.

>>158757536

>>158757356
>buy 4k
>win
>deluded
>ruining peoples chance to gain mmr

yeah, my enemies'.

>>158757389
techies

>>158757496
watching the first match against mineski was so painful.

>>158757424
?

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Considering how non-white the 'lag is, I'm willing to bet people get pretty triggered by baseball

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>>158756360
You need to get a life.

>>158757680
Miracle and matumbaman are frauds with 9k. Proving that mmr doesn't earn you money or anything at all.

>>158757680
kek no. you're deluded. the difference between even 3.5 - 4k or 4k - 4.5 is huge. a 4k player will mostly lose on 4.5, let alone a 3.5 or a 2.5

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>LOL world cup happening
>Dota server borked
really makes you think

tfw no cake to eat and now im too hungry to play dotes

waht do /d2g/

>>158757842
Go away normie

>>158757672
>no more stupid aussie posting about irrelevant player
oh wait

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>eating cake, the honeypot dessert

>>158757985
crossdress

>>158757496
Fuck off pickles

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>>158757985
Then eat bread dotard.

Isn't there supposed to be a game?

>>158757862
seconding this, I was about 3k before abusing arc warden to above 3.5k and beyond that I clearly have subpar laning mechanics, farm efficiency and map awareness.

>>158758181
Valve shat on their server

>>158758043
ur a honeypot human

>>158758171
dumb animeNEET furry

>>158757680
t. psg

>>158758171
b-but i dont have bread either ;-;

Imagine if you did something else with the time you sunk into dota. You could have had fun while earning money like casters and pro players do.

>>158758171
>tfw no doggirl to fuck

>>158758491
eat a bullet you stuttering imbecile

>>158758426
I won he's at 4k mmr and played well having a high impact in the games I've played. Stay mad loser. After I bought the account I started winning.

>>158758635
>tfw no stuttering hero

>>158758664
I meant boosters, like you do it for money right, but it doesn't really feel worth the effort


Ofc unless you're a neet that can just earn on some spare cash

>>158758540
>Imagine if you did something else with the time you sunk into dota
>You could have had fun while earning money like casters and pro players do

what

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>>158758635
Don't make fun of him. I bet he plays support so please respect him

>>158758818
Find something you're good at(you're not good at dota) then get paid to do it. You'll have fun and be rich.

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1) You "won" ONLY 2 games. YOU. ARE. NOT a 4k player

2) A 6k booster playing in 2k MMR game IS NOT decided as a "coin flip"

3) No, you colossal faggot. 2k games and 4k games are definitely NOT the "same grind" mathematically backed fact, a 4k player would win more than +70% of games in 2k bracket.

Addendum) posting anime does not make me a virgin. Posting STUPID and DELUDED statements makes you, on the other hand, a stupid deluded little 2k faggot.

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>>158759020
You tell him Homuranon.

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guy im up to here after about 2 months of streaming only dota and overwatch

do you think im gonna make it?

who /peru/ here?

>>158758635
this is a bully free zone
please refrain yourself from saying words that might be unpleasant, agressive or triggering

the anonymous community thanks you

>that mid kill
My dick

>>158758978
you realize that only happens for a very small number of people

are you retarded or something?

>>158759081
Nyet

>>158759020
>russian ritsu

>>158759168
So you're saying you have to do stuff you hate to make lots of money?

>>158758978
>casters are good at dota

>>158758742
welp, that depends the shithole where you live.
in my country, $90 in 3 days is a good business
also, you are gonna get that playing games.

>>158759168
He's just a deluded American who bought into the special snowflake meme and thinks that anything you're passionate about will ma

>>158759306
no even if you do stuff chances are you wont make it

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I haven't played Dota in 15 months. 3.8k MMR. Should I start playing again on a new account?

reminder that d2g literally gets raided by off-site animeNEETs (from steam/foolz) whenever an anime autistic is playing

>>158759081
Esports are happening in the past 2 months.
Stream after major then you might get viewers.
Make sure to advertise your stream in reddit

Has Jacky always been our guy or just since he left Secret?

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>>158759586
You wish dotard my cadre of /a/nons run this shit.

>>158759585
No, I don't think you'd want to go back to the 1k-2k bracket where everyone is a fucking shitter that only picks carry

>pudge only player on my team
>meepo only player on my team
>neither of them pick the only heroes they know how to play so they play like shit
haha so many high skill dota players in high 5k/low 6k

>>158759081
how come? maybe you didn't push bottom enough?

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>>158759586
>off-site animeNEETs
No Anon, you are the off-site!

And then Anon was a redditor.

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>Rose
>BigDaddy
people realize how shitty their nicknames are so they make them even shitier lmao classic dotards

>>158759679

wow, whos the qt mate?

>>158758742
a lot of boosters live in countries like romania

even though are probably taking like 50% cut or less, they are making money to play dota, in countries where it can be very hard to get a job or jobs are shit like chopping firewood for $1 hour

>>158759675
Since he joined secret.

>>158759585
play 2 unranked games then go to ranked, you'll be just fine

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>there are still "it's 2003 and 4chan is le sekret club for gigaloser anime addicts like me" still left alive who have not killed themselves

this website exists for memes and shitposting

this is why your boards are a dying minority and modern banter boards continue to grow without bound

>>158759971
>this website exists for memes and shitposting
can you back up your claims please?

>>158759971
Nice one Lebanon epic shibbolethed. You were only pretending to be white.

>>158760064
/pol/, /int/, /sp/, /tv/, the zeitgeist culture boards

>>158759971
It's cancerous shitters like you that killed this place.

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>>158759971
>this website exists for memes and shitposting

So why do you think I come to /d2g/? It sure as fuck isn't for the memes.

>>158756048
Twitch won't work, it just constantly loads the videos with me being unable to change quality.
What do?

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>>158760148
>Non-whites are so utterly BTFO the only damage control they can muster is "t-theres no way you're r-really white"

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>stupid racist "'"bantering"' frogposters will cry like little babies when their literal meme candidate gets BTFO in a few weeks

>>158759792
>mentioning n0tail for no reason
that deep dark obsession

>>158759971
dumb frog poster

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>>158760270
>Watching twitch in the first place when you can watch ingame

>alt click that i have no mana so i start walking back to base to heal
>teammate thinks that it's now the opportune time to dive in 1v2
>starts flaming me afterward for going back
classic 6k dota

So TA is going to be dead for the next several patches after these games, right? There's no way they would keep picking her, right?

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>>158760270
>Not using livestrimer

>>158759826
whachoo say about romania nigga ill cut you

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>he is not an Anglo
>He is triggered by 4chan banter culture

>He has Actually been driven off all relevant boards due to his insanely shameful flag

>He is forced to hide out on d2g, the shitskin containment general, because it is the largest flagless community on these four chins

cannot make this stuff up

baffled

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Hmm...Great thread dotards...Keep it up.

>>158760498
livestreamer is dead senpai, streamlink is the new shit.

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>>158760454
My gf keeps spamming her mid. Can you suggest a cure?

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>this nw
Ruh roh

>>158757964
>Gook #1 vs Gook#2
lmao

>>158760634
Get her into Monster Hunter, once a girl starts playing that game she cannot stop until dead. I don't understand why.

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>AnimeNEETs flood in from steam
>Reply to everything because they're terrible at present day 4chan

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>>158760632
That gay gui still works for me.

is mms R key working?

>>158760632
livestreamer is still working. Use the compiled new versions linked at the bottom of this thread: https://github.com/chrippa/livestreamer/pull/1495

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>the superior human race "Greeks" won
>secret is out
>EE losing
>i ate pizza
well today is a good fucking day lads,too bad i was too lazy to go to gym

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>Want to play Dotes.
>keep forgetting roaming Pudge is cancer as fuck.
Maybe tomorrow.

option to disable cosmetics when ?

these treasure 2 ones holy shit....getting out of hand

VIVA PERU

>he is triggered by the literal face of 4chan

Should I queue unranked on us east or us west

>>158760153
so empirical evidence.
next

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@158760736
*snnfffff* AND SO ON and so on

>people just now realizing mss is shit
Even ixmike is better

>Another episode of normies invading 4chan and trying to give life advice
You're even more pathetic than me, and I'm a virgin at 22. Nobody needs or wants your pathetic "help".

remember the clocks go back tomorrow!

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>2.5x the kills
>way behind in farm

>EE finding a way to lose even when he's winning

26:59 first ravage

EE is a faggot
ritsu faggot
mss faggot
yawar faggot

clearly anime is the link here, or is it NA ?

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>Secret out of the boston qualifiers
I actually want them to face NP for that juicy drama/revenge.

i report every single notail picture i see

>>158760983
>tfw 21 year old virgin but classmates have fuked over 100 chicks and that's if they round down
It doesn't hurt me anymore. Just took be a day to get over it once I heard it. These normies can't stop discussing sex in the lab and shit

>>158761054
>kills matters
NP lost their T2 towers, Peru still have all 3 of them.

why is this grant guy a dota personality? where did he come from? why is he casting? whats his MMR? does he have MMR? does he have Steam installed?

>>158761041
where are you that it's changing tomorrow?

>>158760632
(you)

>>158761139
What revenge, Envy left. Revenge was DC crushing them.

>>158761212
>>158760864
>>158760748
? You can't watch official streams with livestreamer now, BTS doesn't work.

>>158761149
He's a 4ch pass user. Your reports can't hurt him. Only admins and their ranked officers can do it.

pieliedie would've been better on kaipi

>>158761157
Once you understand how sad their lives really are it's not difficult to not be sad.
10 years from now they're going to be depressed betabucks providers.

>>158761112
both

>>158761218
I want EE crushing them too for stealing his money.

>>158761272
Yes you can, I am RIGHT NOW.

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NP Will Never Lose

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Protip check out csgog for good esports right now

>>158761041
Le kill me

>>158761280
Not with warlock mid two games in a row. What's next?
Miracle pulled off the rubick mid. Now what we're missing is sd mid or lich mid or some shit

>>158761347
must be the twitch gui thats bugged then

>mojostormshit

>>158761383
>people shooting each other with no guns in a low skill shit fest.
na

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>>158761272
Are you retarded, Onii-chan?

>>158761272
--http-header Client-ID=jzkbprff40iqj646a697cyrvl0zt2m6

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>neo-[board name]

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>>158761272
what

>>158761383
Holy shit more dead than scv I would have never believed it

>>158761486
>he uses mpv

>>158761203
>we don't eat too much burgers and consoles
What did she mean by this

>>158761519
Anyone knows how to watch twitch streams on MPC?

Is Infamous our guy?

>>158761594
is it even possible.

>>158761625
yes

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>he's triggered by twitch chat because they realize how shit EE is

>>158761594
we all do.

>1 tango pls :3

Puppey dropped out of dreamleague for this?

>>158761745
>:3

reported

hahahahahahahahahaah

NP = BadAnime
Infamous = GoodAnime

>peruvian anime stronger than na anime

really makes you think

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THE
DUMPSTER
FUCKING
FIRE
OF
TIER
9999999999999

NP

MY
FUCKING
SIDES HAVE BEEN MORE DESTROYED THAN ANY HOPE OF THIS TEAM EVER BEING RELEVANT

LOSES TO FUCKING BEESA
LOSES TO FUCKING PERU

>>158761798
>dropped out
the EU Dota 2 cartel pressured Dreamleague.

what a fun, clowny game

member when outplaying your opponent and getting kills mattered?
now its just pick op heroes and hope for the best

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>>158761745
2shu qing *pingpingping*

>Both secret and NP won't be making it into the majors
LOL

>>158761625
They are unironically peruvian. Like they're not peruvian as a joke or a meme, they sincerely choose to be peruvian for their entire lives.

>>158761932
great buyback play jacky proud of you

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Hey boys, daily reminder that this is the type of guy that goes on /d2g/

>>158761745
any mid who asks for tangos is 100 percent trash.

>whitecucks losing yet again

mmmmm

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why is the studio covered in cum?

>[italic]STUNNED[italic] cooldown bar
>1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 necrophos aura range indicator
>"how do i watch twitch on MPC, is it even possible"
>casters that literally dont know dazzle is about physical damage

RIP dota.
whats the new game to play?

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>meanwhile at this very instant a team known as "envyus" is getting btfo in another esport

>peruvians are bad


Ummm...doturds?????

isn't gambling banned on twitch?
how are bts still allowed to stream ads about it?

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>>158762089
Call of Duty

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>>158761995
You're sharing a board with THIS pathetic human bean

a peruvian team in the major would be fucking hilarious
too bad theyre going to lose to whoever they face after np (or np)

>>158762126
They are bad. Is just that NA dota is even worse.

>>158761995
Seems like a cute

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>Peruvians -and other south americans- play with ping disadvantage every match
>EE team plays with 0 ping the entire series

How is this fair?

>>158761971
You can't choose to be peruvian

>>158762180
>>158761995
>Merem stalking people again.

>>158762190
Peruvian teams made it to Valve events before. There was this one team last year, forgot what. They dropped items and stuff all the way until they were eliminated (relatively early, but I think they at least got 9-12th or something).

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>>158762140
For the same reason they're allowed to stream YouTube vids.

Their channel makes Twitch a lot of money. Twitch wants money.

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>>158761995
Why do people do this shit to their profiles

>>158762262
yeah, it was unknown iirc
too bad half of them are banned for being matchthrowing retards, its a real ddz situation

>>158762324
actual autism

>>158762217
He really isn't see >>158762180

>>158762190

It's happened before

Not again or whatever the fuck they were called. They were in newspapers and tv in Peru lel

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Yeah that's right enjoy your tier 4 team

ummmmmmmm where are the euro teams in NA qualis?

>>158761995
fucking disgusting weebs, who even fills out their profile like this ?? multiple VAC bans..

on a not so unrelated note why do moon and EE sound like theyre gobbling schlong while "talking" ?

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>>158762396

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>>158762140
>gambling banned on twitch

twitch tv/directory/game/Poker

>>158762324
>why are NEETsexuals mentally deranged
why indeed

>>158762250
I'm not stalking you, I'm just making fun of how pathetic you are

>>158762396
uh where are the NA major winners?

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Beyondthesummit Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstarter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio".

>>158762515
There's no other studio tobi. The war is over.

>>158762479
>my honeypot lans matter
hmm i wonder what region of the world this post originates from

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>>158761745
There's a girl that plays in the deadpop hours in my MMR zone, she always uses her mic when asking for tangos, then says nothing for the rest of the game
Always work

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>>158762479
>majors matter

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>>158762479
right here senpai

>>158762619
>>158762612
>>158762602
>americans this defensive.

>>158762515
fire every caster and get winter and bsj.

im so sick of their "casting" consisting of narrating what hero abilities are being used

>>158762515
she looks like that chick from 'the office'

>>158762515
Nice Natalia. What happend to Ayesee's studio?

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>>158762660
New phone who dis?

>2 chinks
>2 poo
>1 jew
Canada Yes

wait

people actually think for real EE is going to lose?

lmao areyo uretarded? of course they can lose a game butt here's no way they lose a bestof 3 holu shit they like literally the best team rgith now

envy is the dota god neck yourselfs retards

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>>158762660
?

>>158762736
so shitskins are better at dota than you are?

>>158762660
>ask a question
>gets answered

Americans don't shut down the computer when they see an insult

I know all your european friends do but remember they're called eurocucks for a reason

>>158762736
what about eg?
1 swede
1 danish
1 uzbek/canadian
1 paki
1 indian

God damn how do people like Jazz. It's a bunch of shit. Black people didn't have sheet music so they just played random shit and for some reason it got big.

>>158762797
Envy is greatest ember when shit hits the fan

>>158762797
>>>/nadota/
just kidding they hate ee for the most part, you talk like one of those rtz worshipping retards though

>>158762884
being musically ignorant is not dota-related

@158762884
(You)

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>>158762818
>every sport defines success by amount of titles but we americans need to show player winnings because it's the only single metric where we don't get BTFO thanks to the disparities of this awful system

embarrassing

>>158762884
you sound like my dad

Why do people think being behind one game in a BO3 means you lose?

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>>158762978
>tries to make analogy to regular sports
>Doesn't realize that TI is the championship and championships are ______literaly_______ the only thing that matters

>>158763002
Every series today have been 2-0's.

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>>158762884

>>158762978
>ti 2011
literally the skill level of a 4k pub
>ti 2016
do you really want to have this discussion again

>>158763002
because they're playing against peruvians, they will get huskared, and they will lose.

i hope you all know rtz isnt NA but a slav

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>Americans are so bad at Dota they stop playing
>After some time and more casual games released, they also stop watching streams
>"I don't play nor watch dots, so why would I buy the 2017 compendium? Better spend that money in burgers, XXL sweatpants, and consoles"
>2017 money goal isn't reached
>2018 is less than 8 millions
>dots is dead by 2020

And this is how Americans being awful at dota will actually kill the game.

>>158762978
Top responding to lebanon. He's a Facebook trollface spammer on crack

>>158763074
you still get BTFO

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>>158762978
>inb4 something about the moon landing
Arguing with fatsos is pointless m8.

>>158763121
How many Peruvian spam heroes have they used so far?

They seem to still love Troll.

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>secret is out
>kicked by ruski
L M A O
M
A
O

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>>158762978
>>158763183

>le CIS is part of the union of yuropeon cuckolds meme

>not to mention they only won when the competition was shit because the prizepool was garbage

>once dota actually became relevant yurope completley cucked out of ever winning The Big Events

>>158763168
>starcrump meme
remove yourself

>>158763194
3rd world fuck off you have ingame client chat so spam with other 3rd worlders

>>158763140
He's a Turk

>>158763002
that's the kind of thing we should have stats for: what percentage of BO3s are turned around after the first game? a lot goes into it but I think it would say something

>>158762180
Sumail's cousin?

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>he is insanely and oppressively taxed to pay for the muslim refugees invading his homeland

>He is stripped of rights and left unable to defend himself

As expected of Europe, aka the BadMidwest.

>>158763246
>no CIS teams there
>no mention of european union
>still using the same arguments that out you as a retard every time

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>it's a naga episode

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>>158763168
How long until we get angry autists that are IdrA tier or Naniwa tier? If InCholesterol tries to become Dota relevant will his bangin' gf host?

>>158763320
thats not how you spell cockroach

>>158761995
you are a disgusting piece of shit
stop stalking people

i hope you die covered in feces

>>158763286
He is right though, burger players are overwhelmingly 2ks that lack the discipline to admit they are ever doing anything wrong, and thus improve

>6 years later yurocucks are _still_ desperate to claim that slavic teams from the CIS region are 'yuropeon'

>>158763372
American BTFO

>>158763381
>navi
>not cis
are you retarded

>>158763168
americans have been bad at dota since it was released

>>158762351
Actually only one dude from Unknown got banned.
And 3 of them are playing right now.

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>>158756048
6.88g after the qualifiers?
6.89 after the major?

>>158763238
They banned Forev's comfort heroes Tide and Timber. That's the only thing he knows how to play without sucking in the current meta.

does anyone else feel like we post our memes and argue about our tiers and our teams, our B-list pubstars who try to go pro and what team is NA and what team is EU- and meanwhile China dota is really the only thing that matters, and we don't follow it at all in between TIs?

>european still think having 80 tier3 teams means they're better than na dota

>>158762232
it's not

Anyone in EUW wanna party up that's around the 3.5-4k mmr mark? Could do with some people who are down for party ranked.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/oscardelta1/

>>158762232
theres never going to be an sa qualifier and na is the closest region

>>158763572
American BTFO ahah
Be better at dota before they talk. Immigrant central haha.

>>158763568
You're a smart man. You should have realized that twitchchat is goodD2G now. This place is garbage. I only come here to BTFO /pol/ americuck posters

>>158763572
70% brown people, 26% slavs,4% anime lovers

truly NA huh

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>>158763426
>tries to become Dota relevant
Every single SC player that tried to become relevant at dota failed hard.

>>158763621
>uk
>kill all normies
>long qua dynasty

I'll pass.

>>158763621
Chads, sluts, normies beware you're in for a scare, us neet virgin losers are SICK and TIRED of you normies now listen up and listen good.

*Ahem*

GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET THIS IS OUR DOMAIN GET ... OUUUUUT!!!

If you support the ideals of Elliot Rodgers and are sick of the cancer that is "normalfag" then join and discuss your kissless feels and no gf status here.

>>158762232
>USE
>Ping disadvantage
I got 90ish ping when I was in brazil visiting family, it's perfectly playable.

>>158763621
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/oscardelta1/
>kill normies group
>english
>CLQ dynasty

nah thanks

>>158763685
yea

america is founded on immigrants dude

>>158763685
>70% brown people, 26% slavs,4% anime lovers

in other words not passive-aggressive cuckshits that will get trampled in any actual competition of any kind

aside from your pussy pretend-to-be-hurt ball sports anyway

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>>158763757
But I am a muslim you wh*te shitter

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>>158763621
>Britbong
>Long Qua Dynasty
>FlimsiiGames
>Kill Normies
>Road to 2.5k
>Road to 3k

I don't think so you seem like a fucking loser autist.

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Remember to ignore and report blatant shitposting.

>>158763671
>twitch chat
>good
on what earth, its literally not even a chat

>>158763685
>4% of 5 people
>26% of 5 people
>70% of 5 people
???

>>158763703
so far babyknight is doing the best
theres also a mid-6k na omni spammer named david m kim, although i doubt its david kim

>>158763703
>Select
>"I will shot Dota players the importance of APM"

>Only hero he plays on even a mediocre level is Magnus
>Fails Dota horribly and runs back to Starcraft

LMFAO.

>>158763853
>>158763864
>>158763865
As-salamu alaykum

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it's been over 2 years now of the same script

yurocuck teams only able to win honeypots and collapsing at TI

when will the gulag learn?

>>158763831
We wish it wasn't though, I get much better ping on USE but I have to play on USW just to have teammates that speak English.

I still get some rare SEA players (presumably with gigabit internet) and even though they're usually massive pricks, they at least speak basic English.

>>158764010
Wa alaikum asalam

>>158763865
COSMO?
O
S
M
O
?

>people on my team not looking at the map
>people on my team not realizing their being harassed in lane
>people on my team not speaking english
>people on my team taking items i give them and leaving them in their stash
>people on my team picking the dumbest shit ever


how do you guys deal with this shit, i feel like valve is punishing me for some shit

>>158763568
you say this as if somehow d2g is about dota

CN > NA >>>>>>>>>>>>>> EU

>>158764292
Correct

>>158764292
It's part of the game, either accept it or stop playing.

EE vs Puppey "rivalry" is basically the same shit ROTK and Swinle was - they were supposed to finish it at TI and both never made it there - same way neither Puppey nor EE will be at Boston.

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>over half of his income is cucked from him to pay for the people destroying his nation

>he is forced to lash out in povertyrage on d2g, being cucked from Superior boards due to his shameful flag

>>158764262
Who's that?

>>158764096
Almost every Peruvian in the 5k+ bracket can speak at least broken English. The only time I run into those that can't are when I queue early in the morning and get 4k games.
Meanwhile USW is full of chinks and pinoys with inflated mmr.

>>158764368
I am a muslim though. You can shut up anytime crusade loser.

>>158764368
>eu is a country
>using the word "memeing"

truly is 2k16 inj here

>>158764380
having awful people who cant be supported for a length worth of shit is part of some deep game design i dont understand? alright gabes scrotum scaper thanks for the deep insight

reminder to report all /pol/ posts

>>158764702
upvoted