/owg/ - Overwatch General

File: 1471444141978.jpg (176KB, 713x1480px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 713x1480px

QTmaker!

>Chile

>memespin on mei
GG chile prep your buttholes

CHILE GETTING STOMPED LUL

MY COUNTRY IS GETTING STOMPED

File: Lena Dose.jpg (188KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 1080x1920px

Lena!

AMERIFAT EDITION

THIS FUCKING BURGER ROLL HOLY SHIT

>>158767692
Fucking RIP, Chile

File: 11c.jpg (58KB, 680x724px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 680x724px

>>158767790
Does anyone have the comic where someone pokes widowmakers ass with a pin and it deflates?

>third worlders getting destroyed by the USA gods

hahahaha stay jealous you pieces of shit. We will stuff ourselves with the food you dont have after this and enjoy it.

>>158767850
I like Lena butt.

>NO REAPER
NO REAPER
>NO REAPER
NO REAPER

>>158767692
What happened to some of the links?

Has anyone on USA even fucking died yet?

Have Chile even killed anyone?

RIP Chile

To be honest US is the only good team in the whole championship

File: 1472182897678.jpg (36KB, 540x453px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 540x453px

>>158767924
Never a chance.

File: PINNED.jpg (778KB, 1200x850px) Image search: [Google]

778KB, 1200x850px

Which team picked this map? It's pretty mean to play 2CP against 2500 QP shitters

PERO POR LA CHUCHA

QUE HACE VARDOC EN ESE TORNEO CTM

File: 1454301757766.jpg (287KB, 1280x897px) Image search: [Google]

287KB, 1280x897px

I fixed Overwatch.

File: 1451581196900.jpg (12KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 400x400px

I SMELL A NEW MEME COOKING

>Chile is really proud to be here! New opportunities opening up for these players!
>They proceed to get burger rolled

>stop at the first choke point

wow what a great map

>>158768052
Stop.

CHILE GOT ONE ELIMINATION IN THAT ENTIRE FIRST ROUND

>FUCKING
>ONE

File: 1470173564366.jpg (548KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

548KB, 1920x1080px

>>158767850
Is a qt

>>158768029
t. american
just wait and see senpai

>>158768052
Hahaha oh god they look so ugly holy shit

>>158768004
They got 1 hog hook on a mcree

Chile got Chilled on.

The fastest second point cap you'll ever since incoming

>>158768029
LOL

>>158767995
Name 2 that you actually used

>>158768093
Hanamura is shit but you should never get stopped at point A unless there's a giant skill gap.

File: dfgfsg.jpg (86KB, 667x824px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 667x824px

I love Hana.

>>158767956
You won't be talking shit when Sweden destroys your ass.
Especially cause you won't be able to afford the healthcare.

I'm pretty sure Team Chile got zero kills.
>>158768052
Horrible

>>158768090
Chilean here, we are NOT proud
>Vardoc

THAT FUCKER SUCKS AT VIDYA, JUST AS ARIN FUCKING HANSON

>>158768052
>tfw Tracer made me wish to have a cute gf with shorthair instead of just a gf
Someone please end this suffering.

>chile dancing around during set up
CUTE

>>158768171
They only need to cap first my man. They're going to win first push i promise.

Like 45 second round.

Tfw no mccree bf

File: 1458379676909.jpg (2MB, 2838x2241px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2838x2241px

>>158768096
I fixed it again.

File: 1457641706080.jpg (801KB, 1462x1462px) Image search: [Google]

801KB, 1462x1462px

HOLY SHIT CHILE WHAT THE FUCK JUST GIVE UP AND SAVE THE HUMILATION

THAT HOOK

File: 1472407082167.jpg (3MB, 3507x2000px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3507x2000px

>>158768097
>mfw Gods gift them the elimination

Nice Hook blizzard.

That fucking hook
>WORKING AS INTENDED

GGEZ

File: 1474060606306.jpg (152KB, 640x720px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 640x720px

>that mei death

Jesus Christ.

Just go home, Chille

>>158768314
Nice guy Gods

File: eyJ1cmwiOiJodHRwczovL2Rpc2NvcmQuc3RvcmFnZS5nb29nbGVhcGlzLmNvbS9hdHRhY2htZW50cy8xMTUwMTY5MjUyODg5ODg2NzQvMjQyMDIxNjgzMDg1NDQzMDcyL0lNR18wMTg1LkpQRyJ9.ZUD2-XdGimBFK3TDT9QfC8cevyc.jpg (916KB, 852x1136px) Image search: [Google]

916KB, 852x1136px

>Germans

apparently he wears these the entire time

that was painful to watch

>>158768189
Patch Notes

Wiki

Overwatch website and community

>>158767692
>removing links
>misspelling link
>not putting overwatch world cup in the OP
You're a fucking moron

>>158768208
Will Sweden bring in their black boyfriends for support?

>that hook
We could have at least one kill.

Also,
>team USA laughing
I'm sad.

File: 1471152577270.gif (992KB, 389x259px) Image search: [Google]

992KB, 389x259px

>Sitting on the mei

Just save yourselves Chile

>>158768392
Michael Jackson?

HUMILIATION
Genji on that ice mei, lol

File: 1471320577012.jpg (64KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 400x400px

>tfw the match is over before you can even select a reaction image

File: y9Skxaf.jpg (55KB, 1080x1322px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 1080x1322px

>>158767850
butt?

>>158768392
touching the PC directly is Haram

>>158768392
>tonight's the night

File: SadAsuka.jpg (6KB, 270x187px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 270x187px

I hope Chile is having fun atleast :(
Atleast it'll be over soon.

>Route 66

USA HOME TURF ADVANTAGE FUCKING RIGGED

>>158768412
you can find the patch notes yourself

fuck yeah payload

GODS looks disgusting. Jesus christ

>>158768189
Name two people that use the dev tracker

so how does the elo system work exactly? how is it decided how many points you get or lose?

>Breaking news: third worlders ban videogames after DESTRUCTION on OW WC
>"G-games are bad for h-humanity! T-they have to be banned!"

Why are Overwatch player numbers so low recently? Is it really dying?

Did Canada beat Spain?

File: heh.jpg (38KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 400x400px

>>158768468

>>158768528
Doesn't mean they need to be removed from the OP, also >>158768436 has a good point, the World Cup is being watched, it should be in the OP too

>Hanzo needing healing
Is this quickplay?

File: 51081594_p0.jpg (144KB, 374x470px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 374x470px

>chile

Somebody post the match on redtube, please.

>>158768625
Everyone knows the world cup is on

File: FireShot Screen Capture #276 - 'What's The Deal With MMR - Overwatch Forums' - us_battle_net_forums_en_overwatch_topic_20749737390#post-3.png (220KB, 732x493px) Image search: [Google]

220KB, 732x493px

>>158768560
Here you go

>That winston saying hi as the other guy jumps off the map
Chile just go home jesus

>>158768586
Nope, they went full retard during the KOTH map

File: sund downer laughs at the kotaku watermark in his image.gif (2MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x360px

>Hi there!

holy fuck USA this is extreme bullying

>Chilean Harambe cannot handle all this pressure and makes sudoku

>>158768586
lol nope

File: 1466207719509.jpg (25KB, 240x251px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 240x251px

>HANZO
>ON ROUTE 66 OFFENSE
>SPAMMING I NEED HEALING
>WHILE DEBUFFED

File: overwatch_au___flower_mei_by_lopuii-daf2b60.png (3MB, 1750x1250px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1750x1250px

Would you a loli mei?

this is mean spirited

where is the sportsmanship
fucking burgers

>>158768585
>Why are Overwatch player numbers so low recently?
there's no public playercount, what are you talking about

>USA playing
>hello
>hello
>my ultimate is charging
>my ultimate is charging
>my ultimate is charging
>winston taunt
get memed on chile

I just keep saying, why the fuck Is Vardoc on that team? for fucks sake.

SEAGULL DIED

STER DIED

IT'S THE END TIMES

File: mercy.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>get stuck playing healer
>get stuck horribly out of position because I have no idea what I should be doing
>change outcome from loss to draw because of it

HOLY SHIT FINALLY

>Beyblade gets them the push
haha yeah boosted death blossom is balanced guys haha it isn't cheese or anything haha

BEYBLADE HAHAHAH

>even chile can beyblade

nice meta, blizzard

Even chileans can get kills with beyblade

>only one or two players pushing the cart

holy shit worse than my pubs

>Chile finally does something
>It's a beyblade

IT'S TIME FOR JACK... TO LET HER RIP!

woah woah, some offense from chile ???????

>>158768780
this what the fuck man this is so fucking low burgers

why does world cup have blowjob cam? whenever players do something interesting suddenly there's a small camera showing POV as if you were sucking them off

>>158768780
it's revenge for when you derailed the thread to call us fat

Spics and their Beyblades, two games in a row. Swear to god, they should ban this shit.

U S A
S
A

File: 1463909043732.jpg (32KB, 233x316px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 233x316px

What is THE fastest way to gain exp/get loot boxes?

Do you gain xp faster if you do competitive? Or should I just mindlessly play quickplay while watching the blizzcon competition?

>Have basically every halloween skin but mercy
>All I want is mercy
>2000 gold of 3000 to buy

CUMBECK

>Chile actually got the first point
Holy shit

please report adam for cheating

>Chile can only win with Beyblade cheese

WEW

>>158768759
If this was an atcual thing maybe I'd actually play Mei.

>>158768914
omg i know ana had to press Q and then reaper had to press q chile are so good PogChamp Kappa

File: 1477508929876.png (385KB, 610x663px) Image search: [Google]

385KB, 610x663px

>>158768780
>>158768920
If you can't handle the heat put on some oven mitts you lil bitch

cookie CRUMBLE

>USA choking so hard the town of Chile takes a checkpoint
holy fuck

>inb4 "I'm wrestling with some insecurity issues in my life but thank you all for playing with me."

File: flavored_smug.gif (761KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

761KB, 400x400px

>>158767790
>Smugberry
So perfect I swear.

>>158768593
>mfw Chile right now

File: 1473373611320.png (132KB, 463x453px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 463x453px

>that fucking cheese strat where you sit at the gas-station stairway corner and can infinitely contest the point.

That happened to me the first time the other day and it fucked me off so much.

>>158769094
The fact that it worked so long in a pro match is FUCKING HILARIOUS though.

>>158768789
It takes so long to find a game now.

>USA let them have 1 point so it didn't look like a complete stomp

Good guy USA

>>158768941
Why wouldn't you use the strongest thing in the game?

Nanoboost has NO actual counter other than another Ana.

>>158768956
Competitive gives like double the EXP quickplay does. Fastest way to level up by far is to spam competitive.

File: 1459398575771.jpg (57KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 500x375px

>>158768780
>>158768920
>call Americans fat
>"it's just bantz bro"
>Americans fight back and bm the other team
>"too far bro, you guys are dicks"

File: chillies-1200x800.jpg (90KB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 1200x800px

heh

File: 1477421550758.webm (1MB, 427x318px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 427x318px

WHEN'S SOMBRA
>WHEN'S SOMBRA
WHEN'S SOMBRA
>WHEN'S SOMBRA
WHEN'S SOMBRA
>WHEN'S SOMBRA
WHEN'S SOMBRA
>WHEN'S SOMBRA

File: 1414734825090.png (146KB, 325x445px) Image search: [Google]

146KB, 325x445px

>>158768956
Start logging them hours.
Also group up with people

>>158769039
you fat americans took my oven mitts to get your food out of the oven

File: TheKramer.jpg (15KB, 311x408px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 311x408px

>these casters trying to make it seem like Chile has the slightest chance

>>158768956
it all depends on match duration and if it's close or not
stomps barely get you xp
the event usually gives me 3k, but it's seven minutes
I've yet to purposely lose on the event to see how much xp I get
you can also just play with bots and randomly move around while you watch to get xp

>>158769170
I mean, Discord neutralizes the damage resistance, so you can also do that and just kill 'em.

But boosted reaper ult will kill you before you can even bother.

Bestion

>offensive bastion
K E K

>attack bastion
This is a execution, for fucks sake.

When I gather an average team in the future I'm gonna call it BPNB (Blizzard Please Nerf Beyblade)

>>158769208
Tuesday at the earliest but likely Friday.

>Seagull Bastion

Oh boy

File: kill me.jpg (222KB, 1200x630px) Image search: [Google]

222KB, 1200x630px

>>158769208

>>158769234
weak as fuck comeback

>>158769182
It's fine, non-americans don't really have anything else going on in their lives. The worst your life is the more likely you are to blame America.

File: 1366111466601.jpg (28KB, 210x230px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 210x230px

>>158769152
It's not a pro match if chile is one of the teams.

>>158768780
>>158768920
>HAHA SO FAT BURGERS
>WAAAH STOP BULLYING US

Enjoy living in the third world

post yfw chile wins

SEAGULL GOING FOR A MEME HIGHLIGHT MONTAGE

6MAN TORB NEXT ROUND

Memegull's Bastion cheese failed

>bastion on attack

No fucks given

File: 1436049191023.jpg (901KB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google]

901KB, 3840x2160px

>Chile so shit USA has to run a presidente

File: 1435305547001.jpg (59KB, 800x437px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 800x437px

>Team USA wins with offensive Bastion

File: 6c3[1].png (756KB, 893x895px) Image search: [Google]

756KB, 893x895px

>Fag last thread says Mercy is never used and not viable because he doesn't see them in Master rank when he plays
>One of the best teams in the world is currently using Mercy at the Overwatch World Cup

lmao stay bad /owg/

File: 1474372371860.gif (2MB, 474x260px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 474x260px

>>158769234
At least our country has food

and wins, apparently

>ULTING GENGU DIED TO MERCY

FUCKING LUL

Chile here. Please stop already.

File: 1468852752145.gif (2MB, 435x245px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 435x245px

>>158769350

Chile residents please respond to this post about how cucked you are right now

>HAMMER D-ugh
holy fuck the clutch kill

Jesus Christ we need to try team USA for war crimes

>>158769409
>Best teams in the world
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>158769461
Don't worry, it's over now.

File: 1473716773619.jpg (1MB, 2064x2208px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2064x2208px

>offensive bastion

>>158769409
they are memeing though

File: bye.gif (995KB, 500x222px) Image search: [Google]

995KB, 500x222px

>chile literally losing to memes
>chile players actually crying on stage

File: 200_s.gif (27KB, 267x200px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 267x200px

>3 duplicates and 50 gold for a grand total of about 75 gold

I swear I'm that one in a million chance, i've had 44 lootboxes now and still no witch mercy

>>158769210
>>158769262
>>158769174
Guess I'll risk losing some rank, I wanna watch the blizzcon competition but I'll play ranked. Not that fussed about my rank anyway

File: magcian.png (928KB, 1280x911px) Image search: [Google]

928KB, 1280x911px

>>158768759
>Too confusing for new players

Fuck I wish overwatch had skins like this. Having new visual effects on weapons would be amazing just see how well wolf hanzo is loved and that's barely a change

>3440
>Put into game at 3000 team averages
>End the game with 5 Gold Medals but we still lose
>Lose 37 points
Thanks a lot for your shit matchmaking blizzard.

File: 1464822205221.jpg (199KB, 672x672px) Image search: [Google]

199KB, 672x672px

>Seagull ripping Chile a new asshole

>>158769409
One of the best teams in the cup is running mercy bastion to bm a shit team = mercy is high level meta

okay

Chile trained with quickplay.
NA chose a QP comp and wiped the floor with them.

BASTION ON THE PAYLOAD ON ATTACK LAWL

>back in the day
Nigga this game been out 5 months

>>158768379
the fuck is up with the thumbnail

What is qt commentator's name?

>>158769534
I feel kinda bad, man. They were so upbeat and chipper.

The sparkles in their eyes are gone.

>>158769409
>USA memes with mercy/bastion cheese
>T-this means mercy is legit!!!

Well, at least the second game wasn't so bad for Chile.

File: 1477487186535.png (97KB, 208x313px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 208x313px

>Blizzard e-sports

>>158769519
Bastion is bettter on attack than defense tbqh

Seeing this matchup, I feel much better knowing getting stomped in comp is no where as bad as what I just witnessed.

File: 1473020955361.jpg (35KB, 535x577px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 535x577px

Por favor ya basta putos Americanos.

>>158769461
Don't worry, some day a tsunami will consume your country and you all will be in peace.

File: 1476326713087.png (295KB, 472x333px) Image search: [Google]

295KB, 472x333px

It hurts
Fucking Vardoc

>>158769581
>he hasn't been following OW months before release

File: 1428956528029.gif (502KB, 500x362px) Image search: [Google]

502KB, 500x362px

Keep laughing, USA. No evil goes unpunished

File: tumblr_o6s3brdbE81uyjxrzo1_500.jpg (17KB, 500x394px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 500x394px

>chile

>>158769654
NO

I NEED YOUR TEARS TO HELP DIET

>Put Pinochet in power
>Destroy them in Overwatch
What's next America? When will your hunger end?

>>158769749
Who told you that, Japan?

File: 1477089795863.jpg (132KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 1280x720px

>>158769617
Good

More 2500 SR players need to play against actually good players.

I want to see every shitter complaining about forced 50 play against a team of GMs


>>158769751
>cropping out her puffy vulva

I thought rape is illegal.

File: 1477041503543.webm (3MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1920x1080px

>>158767850
best

>>158769749
Don't blame them. NA needs something to cling on to after their failure in the league scene

>russia vs germany

WE WWII NOW

>>158767507
>living in America doe not make you an american
USA's education system, boys and girls(male).

>GREAT PATRIOTIC WAR 2.0
LET'S GO RUSSIA

File: Trump.jpg (170KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 1600x900px

TAKE MY ENERGY RUSSIAN BROS

Can ShaDowBurn beat Germany

>>158769629
People say this about every defense hero

Nice meme

>>158769409
Mercy is a niche pick and she's rarely seen without Pharah. Like Adam probably the best Mercy mains Lucio now

It's Stalingrad all over again!

>>158769880
The actual good Overwatch teams are all Europeans though. NA Overwatch is shit.

BEST OF LUCK, RUSSIA.

USA IS ROOTING FOR YOU. KICK THESE NAZI SHITS BACK TO THE STONE AGE.

>>158769409
It was a goddamn disrespect pick because team USA realized they were 3 levels above team chile. Dumb fuck. It's like Mew2king picking Pichu against scrubs. Do you really think Pichu is a high level top tier pick?

If there is no Zarya on the Russia team and no Reinhardt on the German team, they should be disqualified desu

>>158769940

Because most defense are DPS.

>>158769841
Jokes on you, I'm only plat and already had to go against a stack with 3 top 500 in QP.

>Russia v Germany
War...... war never changes..........

Any advice in leading people into rockets as Pharah?

File: SovietBerlin.jpg (159KB, 1200x848px) Image search: [Google]

159KB, 1200x848px

Go get 'em cyka blyats.

Germany is the Canada of Europe so it'll be nice to see them get blasted too

>>158769892
>Living in a country makes you a citizen
Yurop's education system everyone.

You're both wrong, neither are mutually exclusive.

Wait, when does Group A have their second match?

>>158769940
It's true for everyone but Junkrat. Defense sucks in this game.

File: 1367641242572.jpg (25KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 250x250px

>>158769989
That's why Envyus, an NA team, is ranked #1 in the world, right?

Stay mad EU cucks, can't wait to destroy you if you're lucky enough to make it past Korea.

Is this Sombra?

>>158769892
>"but I do not live nor were born on (sic) the US."
he doesn't live in the US
he wasn't born in the US
he is not "from" the USA at all
and don't try to bring the "US isn't the only country in America" argument. The discussion was around the USA

>>158769940
Its true for bastion though, his main counter is getting dived, most defense comps lack dive heroes.

Is the only way for me to test if Overwatch will run decently on my computer to find a friend who will let me use their account?

ONWARDS COMRADES

Can Shadowburn actually carry Russia to win against Germany?

>>158769892
Oh, you're a spic. That makes sense.

>>158770114
That's why they never beat the Europeans teams on LAN and win actual good prizes, right? Rogue is far better than Envyus. Envyus can't even beat the Koreans.

>>158770127
>"US isn't the only country in America"
Who the fuck says this? It's like saying Germany isn't the only country in Germany or UK in same or Russia in same

>>158769892
>America
>a continent when the vast majority of the world says otherwise

>>158770202
Spoiler alert: no_

>>158770238
I too support lifelong torture

>>158770114
>Envyus
>a team with 5 EU players

File: 147603766003.jpg (318KB, 897x1495px) Image search: [Google]

318KB, 897x1495px

That tracer hots shit was cute, not gonna lie.

>>158770262
It's Spics who want to not feel irrelevent so they consider themselves Americans because they live on one of the American continents.

>wow you're big
tracer is lewd

>>158770262
South Americans and Canadians use that argument to get in on anything positive said about the USA

>>158770238
What?

File: 1473815834504.jpg (300KB, 1920x1226px) Image search: [Google]

300KB, 1920x1226px

>>158770325
>tfw hots gets talon tracer

>>158770325
the whole cheerful personnality was hysterical.

also

THICC WIDOW

>>158770202
yes

>>158770325
It made me cringe a little actually.

File: 23473754.gif (476KB, 188x174px) Image search: [Google]

476KB, 188x174px

>>158769868
>>158769868
>>158768470
>>158768106
>>158767850

https://blizzcon.com/en-us/esports/ow

>>158770386
>Canadians
>every saying that they're American
No. It's just Latin Americans because they're taught the 6 Continent Model where North and South America are one continent (which is taught to a small part of the world).

If Volskaya isn't played and if Russia doesn't win it, i'm going to fucking firebomb Blizzard HQ.

I would also accept an Eichenwald German Blitz.

>>158770325
>>158770385
>"The world could always use a few more heroes..."
>"...want to make some? I bet you could get me knocked up."

File: chnqjvzogg6wc0nkpejc[1].png (2MB, 2048x1153px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2048x1153px

>Russia with those aesthetic ass jerseys

>>158770386
>Canadians

Really? I was sure it was just the shitskins.

If anything, Canadians want to distance themselves from the US.

RASH B

>>158770415
Trudeau is the Prime Minister of Canada (which is where surefour is from)

ID FUCK THESE RUSSIANS

WHERES SYMMETRA
>WHERES SYMMETRA

>>158770415
>What?
/pol/ photoshop

>>158770531
No. Canada is one of the few countries in the Americas that doesn't use the retarded 6 continent model.

File: 1461437218029.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>>158770440
Thicc Widowmaker is haram

File: 1477701571938.jpg (36KB, 479x492px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 479x492px

>GLOVES
GLOVES
>GLOVES
GLOVES
>GLOVES
GLOVES

>>158770420
>that ass
Fuck, when is this skin coming to OW?

Why is InternetHulk so hot?

>+2 SR for a win

My favorite meme

File: Monch.jpg (90KB, 686x697px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 686x697px

>mfw Nazis v Soviets have to play Eichenwalde and Volskaya

>>158770703
Supersoldier program

>>158770440
That's her usual personality. Spunky, cheerful, and happy to help you.

>>158770728
Cyka blat

File: 1477179544033.png (890KB, 731x648px) Image search: [Google]

890KB, 731x648px

>>158770728
pottery

>>158770703
Literally Superman.

File: 1472383067533.jpg (163KB, 607x608px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 607x608px

Ready /owg/?


SIEG

File: 1471284710651.jpg (39KB, 518x351px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 518x351px

>>158770651
>that Widow
Fucking delicious.

>German team
>pecs and broad shoulders

>American team
>guts and pear bodies

feels bad man

File: 1477589499625.jpg (99KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 720x720px

>>158770893
germany sucks lol

>>158770935
Lmao

>>158770945
halt die fresse du fickfotze

>>158770935
kebab masterrace

ghoul or captain amari?
i have both and i dunno which one i like more

>>158771006
^^

File: QaN2Uzf.jpg (305KB, 535x1350px) Image search: [Google]

305KB, 535x1350px

>tfw no exposed pharah skin

File: 1440459489362.jpg (63KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 640x640px

TIME FOR BLITZKRIEG

File: 56958375_p0.jpg (139KB, 365x495px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 365x495px

>>158770945
shut the FUCK up

>>158770935
who needs pecs and broad shoulder when you could have burgers and fries?

>>158770935
>pecs and broad shoulders

lmao are you kidding me? they look like they're 12 except for digga

File: maxresdefault.jpg (126KB, 1041x1066px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 1041x1066px

>>158771015

>>158771064
G H O U L

but only until Halloween. Be festive.

>>158771064
captain

File: Bundesarchiv_Bild_146-1975-102-14A,_Panzer_VI_(Tiger_II,_Königstiger).jpg (54KB, 800x576px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 800x576px

FAST AS THE WIND THE INVASION HAS BEGUN

>>158770945
Fuck off Sachi

File: 1467917033960.jpg (158KB, 1357x1920px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 1357x1920px

>>158771096
Feels bad

>>158771096
Pharah works out in nothing but a sports bra and boyshorts in her personal gym.

>>158771096
Who

>>158770727
Why does this happen?
Is it a bug?
Who the fuck knows

reminder that internetHulk spent 400 bucks+ trying to get the german flag in the olympics boxes because of superstition.

File: 1433189359992.jpg (15KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 300x300px

>>158771096

>>158771209
Yovanna Ventura

File: 1477081675.gif (820KB, 223x325px) Image search: [Google]

820KB, 223x325px

>Hanamura

File: 1472089880837.jpg (55KB, 931x949px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 931x949px

>>158771267
And I thought my 200 were illness.

>That Russian comp
AAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>158770420
Looks like some kind of Warhammer shit

More dakka for the Emperor

>tfw no mercy witch skin
fuck

File: 1472228754930.jpg (48KB, 540x758px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 540x758px

>rein on russian team
>zarya on german

>Germany rolling Zarya and Russia rolling Rein

>>158771373
>(you)

>russia not using zarya
>germany not using reinheardt
wow

>>158771373
BUT
>ITS
WORKING

>>158770703
He actually keeps in shape and is sexually active

Is there anything more infuriating than facing an entire Torb team?

>>158771381
i just got fired thanks

BLITZKRIEGED

>>158771436
Is it?

>>158771381
her dick is bigger than mine

feels bad man

>>158771508
IT DID FOR A FIGHT

>>158771381
See you in three days, anon.

>>158771434
They don't want to offend anyone.

>>158771381
SOURCE

>>158771474
I just got promoted

File: 1460953782185.jpg (42KB, 552x528px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 552x528px

>Germany picks Zarya but no Reinhardt
>Russia picks Reinhardt but no Zarya

>>158771472
All Junkrat or all Mei.

>Russia defending
>Point A is Ukraine/Belarus
>Point B is Stalingrab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF3pv6WsJrs

>these braindead casters think FTH can headshot

LITERALLY HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED THE GAME

>>158771381
>no cumshot
shit webm

File: anger.jpg (106KB, 601x534px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 601x534px

anyone else have really bad luck on dorado? I've never had a fully good game there. Even on 2 cp maps I've had some clean games, but something bad always happens on dorado or I straight up get spawn camped and dumpstered on.

>>158771586
I hate turrets more than anything else
brings out an unreasonable rage in me

>>158771603
DOA and Monte are so trash and blizzard loves them

McMeme lost to Harambe

File: cyka.gif (471KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

471KB, 500x281px

ayy cyka blyat)))

This second point is just Germany not being able to kill whoever's contesting. It's kinda funny how they always leave on guy alive and can't kill him.

>>158771639
Blame Sombra.

File: 11018770_10155682363590381_5540876547907896673_n.jpg (75KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 640x640px

workout pharah when?

>>158771557
Pretty sure the ((girl)) is Janie Marie

File: Ganji_.jpg (500KB, 1920x950px) Image search: [Google]

500KB, 1920x950px

>so much grams
>unzip da bag, dip in my hand
>then I palm trees

>>158771639
Me, something about that map causes the most bullshit to happen

>>158771557
jane marie

>>158771472
6 Zarya.

envy keeps choking

File: OW_Winston.jpg (144KB, 675x380px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 675x380px

Germany forgot to bring their cold weather gear.

>>158771381
can you repost it or link it

>>158771709
Blizzard also thinks not having skins in tournaments are a good idea

Blizzard has a fundamental misunderstanding "esports" or whatever you want to call it. They just throw money at it and polish it up but what they should be doing is building a community.

Look at Capcom and how they hire people who've made names for themselves on their own. Blizzard should be getting guys like Seagull and kyky to do commentary

germany shows once again that it cannot penetrate the RUSSIAN WINTER from UNFIXED

holy shit godfixed

Russian team is full of pro players unlike german.

RUSSIAN WINTER IS ALWAYS VICTORIOUS

File: 1466033333627.png (592KB, 540x582px) Image search: [Google]

592KB, 540x582px

>seeing mei's ult cover the entire point

JUST LIKE HITLER
GERMANY CAN'T INVADE RUSSIA

>mei is balanced
rofl

It's even possible to capture the second point in hanamura?

FROM
RUSSIA
WITH
LOVE

Russia stops b. Now to see if they can rush B, cyka.

File: eyJ1cmwiOiJodHRwOi8vcHV1LnNoL3JaVVJsLzYwNmRiYjRiNzguanBnIn0.ZSA5PpJwL6AfcPJJnnqbOQSSL6M.jpg (48KB, 664x383px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 664x383px

how do you stop this man

>>158772023
>>158772058
just dodge it

>>158771874
>>158771841
THANKS

>>158771989
Germany has more pros though?

File: germany vs the world.jpg (136KB, 311x327px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 311x327px

UNHISTORICAL

>>158772060
It's been seven months and I still don't know.

>>158772036
Just like WW2, the germans died in a blizzard

File: 196b78db4n0qhjpg.jpg (86KB, 800x536px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 800x536px

THE SOVIET BEAR STANDS STRONG

>>158772108
NATO

>>158771840
me on the left

>>158772060
Never seen it

>Rein on Germany
>Zarya on Russia

THERE WE GO
THIS IS THE MEME WE WANTED