Let the Young Guns Fire Away Edition
Old Steel: >>158723810
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>Soldier: 76's Wet Dream
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20353652
tracer
Post blue
Cutest and best pairing
i fucking hate white people
why are they so bad at this game
Sombra will be great and not disappoint!
>>158747791
Why is she so shiny?
>>158747508
Those four are cute! CUTE!
Are you ready for cancer beyblade in every match of World Cup?
HANA
>>158747791
Can do.
I love that qt blueberry sniper.
Have an a-Mei-zing weekend, /owg/bros and sisters!
>try playing qp
>people leaving the game every 3 seconds, so it's a constant 5 vs 5
>out of this 5 people, 3 of them are usually afk
>you're lucky if people aren't doing stacks just for the lulz
Oh shit, how did I even survive before comp
Let me tell you how Forced 50 works
You play an infinite amount of games. Sooner or later, you will hit your plateau or some skill level that you largely can not get out of because you either do not understand the meta, lack general game sense, or have worse technical skill than the people you are facing. You will play at that skill level for an infinite amount of time, winning, hitting that ceiling, then losing again. You will ALWAYS gravitate towards a 50% W/L because percentage is relative to the amount of total games you play. Unless you are actually one of the few best players in the world who are so above the rest of playing population that you can consistently beat literally everyone who plays the game, then you will trend toward 50% win rate. That's just a function of math.tldr git gud
I love Hana.
>>158748368
Let me tell you how forced 50 works in overwatch: you get to 51 percent and then get paired with players who are far worse than the opposing team 5 times in a row.
>>158748110
Top QT
>Going to the Blizzcon
>See this statue that's going to be there
>Insta boner
>Insta orgasm
>Need to go to the bathroom and fap again
Friendly reminder if you're going to Blizzcon, get some pants to change and don't wear black.
So why no CTF?
do they really think that tracer, reaper, and some rocket jumpers will ruin it?
I WANT TO TOUCH THEM
How "official" is this shitty design?
>>158748416
me too
>>158748696
Just make the flag decrease movement speed and disable movement-based abillities. I honestly don't know why it can't work like this.
Those who do not support this Mercy as depicted by tumblr... are Drumpf voters
>>158748792
Well other info from the leak was 100% true
Where were you when Blizz confirmed that Sombra is literally the hacker known as 4chan?
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20353652
Anyone else start Halloween brawl at lvl 1 and close to resetting?
>>158748792
there's a high chance of it being real
>>158748696
tracer would 100% break it and generally CTF doesn't work for games where everyone has a wildly different role
there is a reason almost no competitive TF2 tournament ran CTF modes
>>158748831
because movement abilities still exist for the heroes chasing the one with flag, making said heroes op
need some help guys.
How do I maximize Mercy's ult? I can never seem to time it to res 2-3 heroes, and by the time I get to an area where a Reaper/Junkrat ult has destroyed my team the time has already passed.
Thanks for any help
>>158748872
is her ult an exploding van
>>158748872
Also, new map November 1st
>>158748368
forced 50% works like this
>you play well and are rising too fast
>the system deliberately puts literal retards on your team in order to break your winstreak
this ensures that
>retards get carried every once in a while, so they can feel good about themselves
>you play the game more to get to where you belong
it's literally there to keep everyone around longer, increasing their revenue
also, see how gambling, hormones and the human mind works:
as long as you have a CHANCE to get a reward, you'll keep gambling
>>158748831
Then certain heroes are far worse than others.
Pharah and Tracer now have no abilities for example.
>>158748831
that would be boring as shit to play
its basically payload at that point except your payload dies to basically anything
>>158749003
they wouldn't release a map and hero in the same month
>>158748983
You didn't read, did you?
Sombra isn't even a fucking person. It's a hacker collective.
>>158748975
Okay first press H
Then pick the "Lucio" hero
Congratulations you are now 10 times as useful
>>158749067
>rising too fast
that explains the people who got insane winstreaks from plat to master and managed to stay there or the winstreak im currently on
or winstreaks as a mechanic at all
cmon now anon
>>158748890
I started at level 7, and I'm level 95 now. I'll probably prestige on Sunday again.
>>158748573
SmugMaker appears to have been amputated at the knee.
no one has legs and feet thin enough for those boots.
>>158749115
>Implying Sombra is getting released
Sombra isn't even real, anon, Blizz played you
>>158748832
Imagine how epic it will be to finally have proof that liberals are mentally ill. They literally voted for a war criminal and one of the most corrupt government officials ever because shes a woman. And they did this when its all been known for over a year.
You know what, this game needs more stuns! :)
>>158748975
By sucking my dick while you hold down M1.
>>158749306
Y-yeah, but the other guy said mean things 20 years ago!
I have 39 hours as Mei
:(
I enjoy playing as Bastion in QP because the game turns into survival horror. Literally all the enemy team is after you and you have to struggle to survive and kill with barely any support.
>>158748872
>the hacker collective known as "Sombra."
She was never real
While comp is full of "lol calm down it's just a game" faggots, QP is full of retards using this as an excuse for their garbage playing. I'm really getting tired of this.
>>158749403
>those thighs
Yo wtf dude where's my meat
I had never heard of this "forced 50" thing before.
Then I looked at my winrate and all my friends' winrates.
And god damn if we're not all hovering around 50%.
WHAT TRICKERY IS THIS BLIZZARD
>>158748975
Only play Mercy if the enemy has a Zarya.
>forced 50
>most people are either under 50 or above 50
???????
>>158749403
I have 200 as D.Va.
>>158749603
Mei is thin. Your fat fetish can't defeat canon.
>>158749593
Those who say that are actually comptards that needs useless rewards to play the game correctly.
That is why QP was a lot worse when comp ended.
>>158748017
Where's the rest
>>158748910
who gives a shit about competitive tournaments?
i just want to play a fucking game mode with my friends against other people without giving a shit about the holy meta and the fotm strats or what's op and what not.
It's just a video game
>never played Reaper before
>playing on volskaya attacking
>teleport over the lake gap on the left side
>touch the point
>the entire enemy team leaves the gate and rushes to the point
>I teleport away
>my team breaks through and fucks them from behind
Does this always work in qp? Reaper is fun.
>>158748776
>tfw no Smugberry to hug to warm out of her angry face
>>158748573
>this statue
I wish I was rich enough to own it. I want it so hard.
>>158749825
That's not thin.
>>158749845
where it belongson sadpanda
>>158749825
>fat fetish
Don't insult me
She's neither thin or fat, she's a perfect mixture of the two.
>>158748872
>Reveal tons of new character clues at start of Summer LucioBall brawl
>Halloween brawl is about to end w no new character reveal yet
>when the reinhardt charges & you're the only one who doesn't see him coming
https://vine.co/v/OQVVj7xxudZ
Pharah's pronouns are he/they
>>158749593
>your life is so empty and meaningless you get this upset over video games because thats all you have left
Truly pathetic.
>>158749869
that's clearly not the type of game that Blizzard wants and there would need to be significant changes just to make the mode even slightly fun
As reinhardt should I save my firestrike for after zarya shields or not care? I try not to firestrike if they have one but end up never doing it in fear
>>158750349
i know man but at the same time Blizzard might actually drive away casual players (like me) with their trickling rate of adding playable game content (not cosmetics) and other balance changes for the sake of the "competitive" scene
I'm pretty old and I might be alone on this but i really don't care about the pro aspect of a game so I disagree with a lot of shit they do
>>158749752
Wanna put our pillows together so they can scissor?
>>158750382
dont aim for zarya ever unless shes low and retreating
if you hit a 2-3 man strike and zarya happens to eat it its worth the ult charge, its not that big of a deal
Let me get this straight. You get a loot box every time you level. And you can level indefinitely since it restarts you once you hit max. So if you grind hard enough you could potentially get everything.
>>158750382
You are worse than a Junkrat spammer if you throw your firestrike against Zarya.
>>158750659
>>158749752
your dakimakura are garbage
>>158747791
Let them eat cake.
>>158750769
You're garbage.
>>158748792
I don't really mind the design but her color palette looks like ass.
>it's another "plat shitter says rank doesn't matter" episode
>>158750741
yes unless what you want is a time limited item like the Halloween event items that we can get right now until the 1 of november
>>158750659
>>158749403
Jesus christ just kill yourself you fucking virgin retard, stay in your parent's basement and don't you dare to comeback to this place.
>>158750768
>>158750667
I don't throw it directly at her, I throw it into their group and she happens to just wait and shield someone for the charge.
If it's her personal shield I'll wait till it's over of course
>>158750741
Yes
>Hear about how fun Reinhardt is.
>Try him out again because I was terrible at first.
>Manly action ensues.
Now I understand. I finally understand what it means to be a living shield.
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/792395663367602176
What did they mean by this?
>>158750869
Because Mei is bae.
>>158750964
another teaser to try and keep the hype alive as much as possible until blizzcon
>>158747508
Not really related but I was jerking off furiously to Widowmaker's ass the other day (prime anal material) and noticed an abnormality on the shaft of my penis. It's not really noticable by sight but I can feel what feels like a hardened vein underneath the skin. It doesn't hurt or cause me any discomfort.
Anyone know what this is? Is it cancer?
>>158750964
ARG Bullshitspeak for "Sombra announcement November 1st"
>>158750928
>>158750954
I'm guessing the exp curve gets exponentially higher as you go.
>>158750814
Big
>>158751065
>asking for medical advice on 4chan
just go see a doctor if you are that worried about it
>>158750964
"please clap"
is there a more satisfying sensation in this game than flash-headshotting tracers? you just follow the sound of her peashooter and fucking negate her presence on the enemy team. shit is so good. i think a close runner-up is deflect-headshotting bad widows, though.
>>158751182
It caps at 22500 or something after a certain level around 20s. They might change it to a fixed 20k from 1-100 for every level.
>>158751065
Sound like a case of jewed dick.
>>158750964
Same thing they've done with previous hero reveals. Tease something about them the week before a reveal.
>>158751182
Stops at 22k per level which will be changed to 20k in a future patch since they're getting rid of faster lower levels after you would prestige
>>158751201
It's a bit embarassing. I'd have to whip out my dick and who knows what she'll do with it.
An ult that calls in a pack of robo-dogs that chase down and restrain enemy players on the floor. The robo-dogs can be shot before they reach someone by their teammates, and can be shot off of teammates they're restraining.
Signal is a map wide call of a war horn.
>>158751390
Come on. We've all watched enough porno to know what they'll do with it.
November 1st, nothing will happen
>>158751323
Watching her in a junk trap
>>158751334
>>158751389
Is it overall better or worse? Going from fast-slow exp to a standardized exp sounds like they'd be about the same but I bet it isn't.
>>158751626
Overall less xp needed for every 100 levels but the benefits don't hit until the later levels.
>>158751323
You want satisfying headshots?
Try Mei!
She's Not Trashâ„¢!
>>158750659
Might as well.
>have a trash Genji on my team in QP who refuses to use his ult when I boost him
>I boost him and he ults, then gets killed by an unboosted ult'ing Genji
>complains about how it was somehow our team's fault
>says he's better than me because rank doesn't matter and that >500SR isn't a big gap
>Playing competitive as always
>Retards in my team start to sperg like the obvlivious toxic shitters that is around 95% of this community
>"Okay I will trigger all of you retards"
>Proceed to pick Widowmaker
>Play like a fucking god
>Everyone on the enemy team sucking my dick for how good I am at her
>Shitter on my team sperging on chat
>"Okay we will report him for harrassment because your widow is really good
>Second round picking trolljorbn
>Placing the turret in the most weird places
>Killing more than 22 fags
>They never reached the first point
>VICTORY
>Play of the Game
>Me as Widowmaker
>Retarded sperglord still triggered
>Still throwing shit even when he got carried
No wonder why everyone says this community is even worse than League of Legends community, everyone on ranked is a fucking retard or just kids who bought the game with daddy's money.
>>158751898
>Shit that never happened: The Movie
>>158751898
>toxic
/teddir/<<<
>>158751962
>>158751993
>No wonder why everyone says this community is even worse than League of Legends community
>Literally 2 post later are proving my words
Like clockwork.
>>158751898
tldr but good image
>>158751323
>*dink* a Mei as she comes out of ice heal with Widow
Feels so good.
>>158751898
What really happened:
>Pick Widow
>Already have a Hanzo
>Entire team tells me to switch off
>FUCK U SHITTERS CYKA BLYAT
>Proceed to get 2 kills entire match
>POTG: Ana-buffed Reinhardt
>Tell entire team they're baddie shitters
>Game ended due to lack of players
>I am so good at Overwatch
>>158752183
A good Mei can avoid that every time :)
It's a little-known strategy called:
Jumping and Moving to the Left or Right Slightly
>you press your escape panic button the exact same second you die
>>158751323
>>158752183
>pinning a mei right as she pops out of her ice block
>>158751323
Just straight up stunning Tracer is always great, whether it's Hook, Trap, Flashbang, etc.
I usually press "Thanks!" to any of my teammates who kill a Tracer in my vicinity, I hate her so much.
Also killing a Mercy with Rez up mid-flight is orgasmic.
>want to practive widow
>join QP match
>load in first
>anubis defense
>pick widow
>every other team member proceeds to pick widow
>>158752559
no better practice than shooting someone before they get shot
>>158752385
>Jumping and Moving to the Left or Right Slightly
I heard a couple of times that merely strafing left and right in a random pattern is the best way to make yourself hard to hit instead of doing that and additionally jumping since you can control yourself less while in the air.
Is this true? I think it is.
>>158752598
That's an absolutely horrible analogy and you should slit your own throat.
>>158752764
>analogy
do you know what that word means
does drawing disrupt a win/loss streak?
>>158752915
yes
>>158752819
a·nal·o·gy
əˈnaləjē
noun
a comparison between two things, typically on the basis of their structure and for the purpose of explanation or clarification.
Zarya is a cunt, fucking butch whore
>>158748975
A lot of it can be down to communication. Mercy's ult is at her strongest when she can bring her team back into a situation where the enemy team has been neutered, so encouraging your teammates to more or less throw themselves into the middle of an ult-heavy enemy team to tease out ultimates is risky, but where you'll shine brightest as you bring your team back bristling with firepower. They'll ignore you but you'll have tried and that's what separates the useless Mercies from the Mercies who almost wouldn't have done better as another support.
For the most part though, watch some videos/streams of skilled players playing Mercy since I get the sense that if you're not getting to res's on time you're walking back from spawn. The tips tell you to "play more defensively" when you have ult but a lot of new players don't take that as far as they should. Skilled players will straight abandon teammates to hide behind walls if things get a little hairy in order to pop the res amidst the carnage. This can be a fairly delicate dance since you don't want to quit your healing role completely just because you've got ult, but with some practise you'll get the gamesense.
Finally, if it really IS just that your team is dying one-by-one constantly instead of grouping, fighting, and dying together, then try and look out for the more valuable members - teammates with ult, teammates who have chosen heroes that have Reinhardt's kit exactly, Pharah, etc - and solo res them. Mercy res charges so quickly you'll often rarely regret this anyway.
>>158752987
shut up, she is cute
>>158752967
>comparison
wow the second fucking word in that sentence
now read that post again
>>158753154
Continuing this bait isn't even worth it.
>>158753129
Out of all the words someone might use to describe Zarya, "cute" is not one of them.
>>158753324
faggot
>>158753324
you just dont get it
>>158751323
Watching a Genji try to deflect lightning, Rays, and sprays out of desperation.
>>158749986
>Co
>F
>Fe
back to 2600 after last losing streak got me to 2500
250 more for back to season high
400 more for dat diamond
Why is Genji so unreliable? And why the fuck to so many people think they'll turn around the game with their "pro genji skills"?
>>158754043
because they usually get shat on by some genji and think hes a free ticket to diamond
>>158753397
>>158753431
Zarya is a bull-dyke lesbian weightlifter.
She probably has pink armpit hair growing like a forest.
She probably stinks like BO and patchouli.
There is nothing "cute" about Zarya.
Not like Mei who is the dictionary definition of "cute".
>>158753776
>got a new season high
>immediately lost the next two matches
LET'S EVERYONE GO THE SAME HEROE IT'S GOING TO BE SUPER RANDOM AND FUNNY XDDDD
>>158754346
I purposely throw those games.
We're going to lose anyways, why should I help prolong it?
May as well explore the map and wall off teammates with Mei instead.
>>158754346
t. tryhard genji main getting wrecked by 6 meis messing around
>>158751898
>widow avatarfag blogpost
wew lad hid faster than hirom00t could ask for more donations
>>158754524
ive won a majority of the 6 meme team games, maybe you're just a shitter who cant carry.
>>158753776
>got new season high of 2818
>fell to 2500 on a tilt streak
>start winning again
>+3 SR
>+19 SR
>+33 SR
>it took three matches to convince the system that I didn't belong in trash ranks
>finally back over 2600
I feel your pain
>play comp
>minutes in realize that the character you picked isn't doing well in this situation, decide to switch
>check teams
>can't think of any character that you can switch to and would do better
vampire symmetry or coldhardt?
>>158754956
coldhardt
>QP
>Gibraltar Attack
>Wanted to practice Tracer even though someone else was Tracer
>We all go Tracer
>We lose because there were 3 Bastions and a Reinhardt
>People call me salty when I point out how Bastion is an instant win
I don't get it, how do people not know that Bastion is an instant win? Even if you counter one, if there's multiple Bastions or just a Bastion and Reinhardt, you lose
>>158751323
>>158751549
>>158751825
>>158752183
>>158752459
>>158752503
>>158753556
Why not something that actually takes skill, much more rewarding.
Lately I've started to dink my arrows on genji's mechanical skull with pretty good success rate while he's trying to 1v1 me in close range. I think that's much more satisfying than killing a non-mobile target. especially when you do it to the same genji time after time.
widow is retardedly good on gibraltar offense, all these long af corridors
Daily reminder that Lucio is a fucking manlet, and is 2 inches shorter than D.Va
>>158755050
autism
>>158754820
As you play more, you'll learn the little mechanics that make one hero a counter to another.
For instance, Mei counters D.va because her shield doesn't block Mei's freeze ray. Same with Genjer.
But Zarya counters Mei because her shield DOES block Mei's freeze ray.
I really only know about Mei.
>>158755349
Why is D.va just a model in reference pose there when everyone else has their art?
PANIC
>>158755560
Probably couldn't find a good standing pose drawing of D.va outside her mech.
>>158755560
Probably because there is little official art of mechless dva standing upright.
>>158755608
>>158755608
She's got official art. Took two seconds to find.
does anyone want to play quick play together for exp? nice people only please
>>158748368
>>158748443
>>158749067
anyone with a basic statistic knowledge knows that when you do something a lot of times. it eventually sits in the middle as an average.
ie. flipping a coin 500 times and you will have a close 50% chance of it turning up heads and tails.
it's basic statistic, you guys are autistic kids
>>158755721
gee thanks for showing us anon
>>158755721
And yet you don't post it. Well done.
>>158755750
Now consider the followed: a loaded dice
>>158755812
>>158755758
Woopsie doodle
>>158755750
That's for luck-based random events you tardlord.
Overwatch is skill-based. You would expect more skilled players to get higher than 50%.
This is not the case in observation.
Conclusion: somethin's fucky.
>>158755886
dem hips
>2.6k
>dropped down to 2k
LOL
loving this fun as fuck game with excellent teammates
>>158755886
Great now photoshop that into the group image.
>>158755886
still doesnt dispute the fact that lucio is a manlet even though people draw him taller than dva
>>158755750
what if i got better during the infinite games i play
>>158749250
>grind about an hour or two for one lootbox
>open it
>white, white, blue, white
>duplicate spray, duplicate voiceline, duplicate icon
Just end it.
>>158755921
do you pick your own teammates?
do you formulate the composition of your team?
implying the matchmaking by blizzard isn't random and getting a good team comp isn't luck.
baka.webm
>>158756031
i don't care that much
>>158756046
i wasn't disputing that
>>158756271
Correct, matchmaking by Blizzard isn't random.
Thank you for agreeing w/ me.
>>158756000
>he can't carry goldies
LOL
>>158756241
at least each lootbox increases your chance of getting a legendary
>>158756414
Source on that, buddy?
>>158755886
>those huge feet
>SE Asian
>Gamer
Hana's the trans.
>>158756594
Apparently there's a guaranteed legendary every 20+ boxes with no legendary in a row.
>>158755886
>that everything
Best girl.
CG short about her streaming games when
>>158756747
more feet to lick desu
>>158756594
Because more chances = more chances
>>158756750
It's every 15 boxes
>>158756747
Hot.
>>158756750
That is not what I meant by "source".
Does anybody have a legit bluepost confirming that this is in fact the case?
>>158756750
Source on that, buddy?
>last lootbox to get some neat halloween stuff
>LEGENDARY
>it's a Mei skin
JUST
>>158753324
>>158755921
>You would expect more skilled players to get higher than 50%
Only if teams were completely random, which they aren't - that's the entire point of matchmaking.
Instead, skilled players are put in games with/against other skilled players.
Anyone pulling ahead or falling behind will be put in games with people in the same situation.
>>158756346
>matchmaking by blizzard isn't random
Breaking news, bronzelord complains he isn't being randomly put up against diamonds.
>>158756912sorry, sorry, SORRY
>>158756912
I hope Mei gets a great Christmas Legendary. I really don't like any of her current ones.
>>158756870
reddit made a spreadsheet tracking boxes and confirmed that everyone gets a legendary within 25 boxes. i really can't be bothered to find it or care if you believe me
when is soldier a good choice? He is my fav character:(
>>158756912
I love that skin, I have it too!
Is Zarya just supposed to be female Ivan Drago?
>>158757029
Then I do not care to believe you, fuckin' lyin' ass faggot get out.
>>158756998
Mei hasn't gotten a legendary skin in the past two events. Christmas event is RIPE for a sexy Santa Claus Mei skin. I'm so FUCKIN PUMPED MATE AAAAAA
>>158755349
>5'11"
>>158757215
>Blizzard
>doiung a sexy santa skin for OW
Overwatch is tumblr and SJW territory. They won't have the balls to do it.
time to play Mercy i guess
>>158755349
>The Shimada manlets
>>158757460
>30 hours on mercy
>had to buy her halloween skin for credits
>one hour on junkrat and roadhog
>got both of their halloween skins
Just.
>>158757382
They got some serious underbutt going with witch mercy, I think they'll throw it out there, just not on Mei
reminder that people who play in groups are cancer and should off themselves
they are the biggest detriment to their team with all their passive aggressive bullshit, bossing people around, and flaming when things go wrong
they are unable to admit they are bad or their friends are bad, so they put all the blame on the poor solos who have to put up with them
>playing qp
>nobody picks healer
lmao
fuck that
*locks in dva*
>>158757563
>25 hours on Mercy
>get her halloween skin immediately
>44 hours on Zarya
>all her skins fucking suck
please
>>158757460
Since the event started I keep seeing people play Mercy instead of Lucio and they always have this skin
>>158757795
I have the opposite. I always want to play lucio but in half my games I have some idiot screaming into his mic to get a mercy to solo rez him on bastion
>>158755349
Is Torb short enough to have a disorder or just a guy who happens to be really short
>>158757215
I hope she gets a respectable legendary. Don't really think of Mei sexually.
>>158757728
This, unironically.
I only ever heal when I'm playing with friends, and my friends don't play Overwatch often. I'm not gonna rely on some shitty ass random to DPS or Tank for me.
>>158752946
that's fucking stupid
>>158758025
He's a Dwarf.
>>158758025
he's swedish so definitely a disorder
>>158757742
Siberian Front is ok
guys I have a problem, ma battle.net tell me my Overwatch is "playing now" and it's not even in my Processes list.
Reboot didn't change shit
It doesn't say I'm playing while my friend watch their friend list too
>>158757983
I get a lot of people telling me to switch off of Lucio on defense because Mercy is the better defense healer
>>158756747
>SE
Korea is in the north
>>158757460
>>158757795
got the ghoul ana and have been playing her the whole day.
people kept sucking up to my dick for some reason and being super kind in exchange that I nano them. lots of genji and rein picker in my game that I can't say I am mad about it.
If people piss me off I just nano the healers like mercy / zenyatta for luls kek
>>158758328
that's pretty bullshit
mercy has no ability to stop a push and your entire relevance in teamfights is if you can hide and get a good rez
at least lucio can speed boost people around and contest
is anyone going to be restreaming blizzcon?
i'm not paying 40$ to watch
>>158758092
why? why would it continue a losing streak or winning streak when its neither a loss nor a win?
>>158758182
I get this sometimes but it always fixing whenever I reboot my PC
Maybe reinstall
>>158758468
everything but the panels are free anyways
you can watch the tournament, but you don't get to see sombra hacking into blizzcon
What character is the best for ranking fucking just want to boost up quick in solo queue.
>>158758328
i only play mercy on 2cap defense because that's the only way most people will die together on the point and there's probably a decent place to hide
otherwise i'd rather play any other healer because they can actually defend themselves somehow
reminder that mei slowing reticle is still broken
>>158758656
just go genji xD
It would be more enjoyable to rape a male-presenting bitch like Tracer or Pharah than an obvious slut like Mercy, the latter is more used to it
I have accepted the fact that I am not good enough to move out of Platinum at my current skill level. Now my question is how do I improve my play so I can achieve higher ranks?
>>158758656
mei, block your team in spawn
>it's a Junkrat player on your team episode again
>Saturday evening
>2 minutes without finding any match
Dead game
>>158756750
>>158756824
>>158756870
>>158756892
it's every 25th crate.. was tested by reddit with a decent number of crates.
>>158758852
>short hair
>therefore obviously looks like a dude
what is it about people on 4chan who try so hard to make it seem like they are straight when short hair has been feminine in the western world for at least several decades
>>158758984
i would rather have a junkrat on my team than a mercy
>>158759114
>t. junkrat "Main"
>>158759094
who cares anyway, I fap to whatever I want
I really hate competitive payload maps especially when you start on defense.
Having an intense final hold out means nothing since it's likely that if you're getting your ass shoved in that hard you're probably not gonna have a very good other side, so the incentive to stay after a .1 meters away from the goal is very minimal.
>>158757215
I still would like to see mei getting something like pic related, but i'm pretty sure she will gonna get xmas parka or something
>>158758656
Any character that can jump the enemy squishies and fuck them up
I would recommend Winston or D.Va over Tracer/Genji because your random Ana player is going to be shooting the big easy targets and it's pretty easy to take out Mercy when you're being pocketed because Ana doesn't aim well enough to hit anyone else.
>legendary
>junkrat skin
>its the fucking jester and not junkenstein
triggered
The overwatch content on my dash is mostly mercy and I'm just like ? From all these characters why do you ppl constantly need to reblog stuff with her ?
She has no personality and a really boring design but…. Lol she white and has conventionally attractive features
Any idea why I suddenly get matched with people 2x as good as me in qp? Went from fair matches to 5 stomps in a row.
It makes no fucking sense.
>>158758974
Play zarya
>>158759401
play competitive
Which country has the strongest players overall?
>>158758852
>male-presenting
lmao go back to tumblr
>>158758984
lmaoing at you
Anyone want to group and spam Easy Junkenstein for xp and boxes this weekend?
>>158759407
this
she carried me to 3300
>tfw a dead game has a better Symmetra
I miss this flawed game so much. You could throw your mini sentries instead of placing them, upgrade them to deal more damage and your character had a grapple move that let you pull people and throw them into a room full of your turrets for guaranteed kills. I remember throwing sentries over walls to the other side to deny escape routes and the rage was so satisfying.
Came to OW expecting Symm to be that but was disappointed. I hope her changes are big.
How to set up Dorado defense, a Gold guide.
>>158757382
I need more art of Mercy's legs, preferably in her hose.
>>158759530
>that comp
>>158759604
I'm in mid plat and people still stand on the payload when they defend
people still do it in diamond too
>>158759495
If I want to practice heroes without messing up my sr.
>>158759530
Sweden > South Korea > Finland >>> Germany > USA > France >>> China > Canada > The Rest
>>158759530
wtf is this strat and why is there a koth torb
>>158759604
Fuck, let them do it. Every time we stand up top in Platinum our team just let's them walk past with the cart.
Was planning on buying Zarya's golden gun.
Read that she will be gutted in the next patch.
What do I do ?
>>158759049
Got source on that, buddy?
>>158759819
you're meant to stand up top and then move to the choke with speedboost in time to stop the cart before it moves through
what don't people understand about this
Is what people are saying about Mercy being bad really true? Or is it only true in plat/diamond? Cause I see her a lot in gold.
>>158759861
>omg i need one more bubble before i can team wipe
>gutted
You Zarya fags are hilarious.
>>158759590
>Played SMNC with friends
>was the best combat girl in the world
I miss it so much. The only good MOBA game to ever exist.
>>158759814
it was a thailand showmatch
red was dominant and won that map, lapios (blue d.va/rein next map) said he was almost crying
>>158759965
95% of players think Lucio is mandatory for his healing.
>>158759967
you can literally play anything below plat and win
I played torb in a game at 2700 and still won
>>158759861
Wait? You might change your mind anyway.
>>158760029
Best Megabeth here. Let's revive it.
>>158759967
Why do you think seeing Mercy at your trashcan rank makes her good
>>158759965
I know that, but most people don't. They stand up top and miss shots. Then when the payload gets too close they trickle down directly into the enemy team and die. It's why I never want to do that shit.
>>158759364
I know this is tumblr but I agree that Mercy has the blandest personality of the waifus and is only popular because she's hot
Need more blue
>>158760150
sala?
>No hero swapping during overtime
or
>Can't contest while invulnerable
fixed the game
>>158759861
she's not going to be gutted, just nerfed a little
anyway, I just got my 2nd golden gun for Ana and I don't feel bad or anything
you get comp points out the ass if you manage to touch master
>>158760225
But she is purple.
>>158759965
Because you're not guaranteed a complete loss, and the aim is to minimize the distance you have to move when you're on attack, erego stalling the cart as much as possible by being present.
What don't you get?
>>158759947
I don't get it
>>158760129
Source?I am aroused
>>158760283
They're being carried by their tanks.
Rate the OW girls in order of how easy they are
>>158760225
Why is she so perfect?
Blizzard most likely doesn't want to admit it or show any numbers after previous years Warcraft sub fiasco, but this game has most likely hit lowest average and peak player numbers so far. Interest is dropping everywhere super fast
>they choose d.va
ok
>>158760156
Another anon here but I'd second a more robust rundown on what makes her a weak character and where and when she might be useful
It's starting lads, place your bets. Who's passing? Who's gonna get raped in the group stages?
>Degenerate: we need a hitscan to deal with pharah
>Degenerate switched to Hanzo (was Junkrat).
https://www.twitch
.tv/blizzard
WORLD CUP STREAM UP
first game should be in ~15m, brazil will defeat sweden
>>158760225
>>158760504
The worst "pro" Reinhardt on casters desk. Fair enough, nobody voted for him.
>>158760530
Never hear it because I'm a godlike McCree, instalocked every match A and D.
>>158760558
7 - 1
>>158760457
>Interest is dropping
>forced 6v6
>no dedicated servers
>no mod support
>no custom content support
>not public custom games are allowed
>consolized "quick play" lobby system
>+1 map +1 hero 5 months after release
>2nd new map is to arrive in *maybe* 2017
GEE I WONDER WHY
What do you guys do against HAHAHA 5 TORB XDDD teams in qp?
I go genji, but I still can't take all that damage at once, and my team just keeps dying.
>>158760504
I'm just here to laugh at the overly dramatic team line ups.
Did any sarcastic assholes make it on to a team? Because god damn that lineup is a top tier set up for some funny shit.
>>158760693
5 Zarya
>>158760274
If you defend at their spawn, you're guaranteed to lose a teamfight. It's not a defensible location at any rank unless you hopelessly outclass the enemy team.
Defending the choke gives you a much better location to defend, and its close to your spawn.
>>158760475
All three "meta" healers are used not just for their healing, but what they can bring to a teamfight. Mercy has nothing but healing, her damage boost is pretty pathetic. She's also outclassed by a good Ana player in terms of sustained healing. Her ult forces her team to try and get picks in a 5vs6 teamfight, otherwise the rez will just get deadeye'd or graviton surge'd.
The only reason to run Mercy is if you have a Pharah.
This game needs more content fucking fast. I'm only level 20 and getting bored out of my mind.
>>158760558
OH FUCK THE FIRST GAME IS RIGHT NOW, 30 SECONDS UNTIL ATTACK
>>158760693
6 Reinhards.
>>158760558
First game is now. Like, actually now. It's starting.
>>158760681
>2nd new map is to arrive in *maybe* 2017
Why do you keep repeating this when we know the next one is almost done?
>>158760693
>genji
Damn you really are dumb. You should try Winston against Bastion next time.
Would you a grass-type Mei?
>>158760598
I'm in gold so Pharah rules the sky because no-one can hit her.
>>158760530
>"we need a hitscan to deal with Pharah"
>someone switches to McCree and then never kills Pharah
>>158760761
turns out gosu match ticker is shit
>>158760693
Go Pharah and fuck up them up.
>>158760729
But Anon new skins are content :^)
>team instalocks Bastion, Tracer, Soldier, Roadhog, Junkrat
>Forced to pick support so go Mercy
>entire game team just goes off on their own and I'm forced to fly between them
>Our DPS completely ignores me and a Genji and Tracer harass me the entire game
>Early on we get into a 6v6 battle on the first point at Eichenwalde. They take out three of us but I rez and we still lose the battle and wipe.
>at one point fly up to a Mei that's on her own, she gets jumped by D.va and Genji. I'm literally on her healing and she goes into her ice cube leaving them free to focus on me
I cant solo queue anymore. It's having a negative effect on my mental health.
>>158760558
Where is Brazil? Why is it Spain vs Canada?
>>158760815
I would a loli Mei
Getting there
>>158760815
What would her left click do?
>>158760728
Defending around the first corner from the attackers' spawn can work surprisingly well at trash ranks
t. plat
>>158760947
I would a loli anything.
>>158760940
in an hour or so, I misread gosubet
>>158760986
shoot people with pine needles
>>158760986
Cherry blossoms
>>158761028
They fucked it up and changed now.
There is literally less than 10k players on EU PC at peak times. This is easy to calculate and figure out with this shitty matchmaking system that spends 5+ minutes to put a single person with or against the same 20 people every single match.
EVEN FUCKING TF2 MATCHMAKING IS FASTER RIGHT NOW WITHOUT SAME PLAYERS EVERY MATCH
If I become the autistic master of genji, can I carry myself to higher MMR?
Canada confirmed too heavy for Surefour
>>158761208
>something more dead than World of Tanks NA
impossible
>>158760728
That makes sense I suppose. I've always enjoyed playing Mercy because I'm a lefty raised on right-handed mice and haven't gotten any better at FPSs after over a decade of dedicated experience. I flat out, straight up suck at aiming and Mercy is a very easy role that negates that.
Is there any way I could really capitalize on the other meta healers despite being bad at FPSing? I've found that my Lucio play isn't terrible but his sound gun is hard to use and I have no idea when to swap to speedboost. My Ana play is just unforgivable.
>>158761230
Yes
>Surefour playing Zarya
>Harryhook playing Ana
Why? That spanish McCree is terrible.
>>158761230
no, only zarya and ana can solo carry games currently. especially zarya though.
>tfw ywn fuck symmetras thighs
This is the first time I've watched "professional" overwatch.
I see nothing, this is unwatchable
>>158761208
But are the matchs super balanced like in Overwatch?
>>158759272
L E W D
>>158760920
just pick something retarded like torb and do nothing until someone else goes healer, then go back to spawn and pick another healer yourself
if they switch, go back to torb
eventually they'll just stay healer 99% of the time
sadly i found this to be way more effective than begging people over mic to pick a sane comp
>>158761261
They have Poke, Iid and Huk too though.
There are no excuses for this.
>>158761394
>tfw ywn ttifuck Mei
>>158761419
>Implying this is professional
>>158761360
they cant cheat on lan
>>158759965
>>158759819
pls explain >>158759604
>>158761360
If your McCree can't aim, that's a problem. If your Ana can't aim, you're fucked.
>>158761460
Poke and Huk are pub stars at best, and not even particularly good ones.
>>158761460
>poke
fat autistic rage-filled pubbie who can only play genji
he's probably the heaviest part
>>158760307
>chancla intensifies
Any advice how to tell autists not to play fucking symmetra in comp?
>>158761549
He's at gold rank on quick play.
>the nation of canadia
surefour confirmed overrated
>>158761650
trust in their skill
>>158761360
They felt for the Zarya can carry anything meme.
They also didn't realise Surelock is a one trick pony hitscan player.
>>158761691
Surefour has from this point been demoted to Surethree. For every game Canada loses, he will lose a number. This shame he's brought to his country can never be forgiven.
>>158761549
people in quickplay want to fight and don't care about winning
so they go as close as they can to the enemy spawn to fight as soon as possible
>>158760410
>tracer's short shorts
hnnnnngh
fucking love girls that wear that
Why is Canada so shit at everything they do?
Is it just me or is Surefour's zarya not that good? Maybe it's just his team not pushing properly, but his bubbles were kind of bad and he pushed like an idiot.
Tfw no mccree bf
I got a question about this world cup: Do all the teams have only youtubers or e-famous people in them? because the team from Chile is like that, but I have seen a bunch of posts here saying that the guy in the american team (seagull?) is pretty good, so I don't know.
Fucking leafs can't do anything right
>play as Ana
>hear "I need healing!" somewhere near
>they're sonicing left and right in front of me
>or jumping around me like rabbits
>even though there are no enemies in sight to dodge
Please guys I need to aim too
>>158761812
their topplayer can only play with aimbots
>>158761901
The three top teams (Finland/Sweden/South Korea) are all pro players. Most teams are a mix of "personalities" and pros.
How do people in Spain afford PCs?
>>158760815
I would a any Mei.
>>158761901
Sweden is almost all pro players. Brazil has two meme youtubers.
It's all over the place basically since people voted on the internet.
>>158761901
USA is alright? They've got a coupla pro players that have seen moderate success, and a couple memers in the mix.
South Korea is scary. They actually voted through an entire pro team that had been dominating the eastern competitive scene for a while now.
Didn't watch the first game, did Surefour play like shit?
>>158761901
most teams are about half pro players and about half youtubers and streamers
it just depends on how good the youtubers are.
America has about half youtubers, but we have Seagull and Star, who both played very high level tf2 and are in grandmaster
>>158762002
Franco buys them all computers to prove Spaniard superiority.
>hacker collective known as Sombra
>>collective
Are you fucking serious
WE'VE ALL BEEN PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
SHE'S NOT EVEN REAL
>>158762009
i want hana as my gf
>>158762062
Canada got rolled.
>surefour can't cheat at lan
>this happens again
xD EPIC
>they use first person views for male heroes
>third person so you can see their asses on the girls
mkay
>>158762185
Who is this 4chan?
>>158762074
What? Ster is the only streamer/youtuber for the USA. Every other player is a pro player.
Mesr is a god tier Rein for Liquid, Adam plays support for C9, Talespin is/was one of the best dps in the world for envyus, Gods plays on the same team as Seagull.
>>158762062
Surefour is feeling just like when he plays with C9.
A
FUCKING
____
>>158762185
Who is this Sombra chick and what does she want?
>>158762192
She only dates older guys.
World Cup stream with delayed audio.
>>158762185
Just pretending to be retarded?
>>158762231
what the fuck are you talking about
Why is overwatch e-sports so boring.
>>158760986
pocket sand
>>158762275
the other streamers on USA also double as pro players
did you forget that Seagull started out as "that one guy who streamed closed beta 12 hours a day"?
>>158762306
I wanna be Hana's sugar daddy.
>>158762360
Because the game is super casual and its skill ceiling is about as high as the one in your room.
>>158762360
Spectator mode sucks ass.
>>158762360
Because it's a game about snowballing.
>>158762285
Perhaps she's wondering why'd you put out all these hints with no real information
Nobody cared who I was until I leaked a couple documents.
>>158762320
I just got on the thread. I've been avoiding OW since the it's fucking nothing countdown.Also, Xenoverse 2 came out, and all the Halloween sales have been doing a great job at occupying my time.
>>158762412
Pretty much every pro player streams in some capacity, you know.
>>158762360
I watched the Hearthstone qualifiers tomorrow, this is top notch
>>158762360
>Why is e-sports so boring
Fixed it for you
>Hey lets play some overwatch it'll be fun
>hell yeah dude we rock
>4 matches later, everyone tilted as fuck even if we have not lost a single game
this shit game brings out the worst in people
>>158762306
There is criminally little D.va femdom art.
>>158761698
w-we won and they got potg
and I got 50 sr
>>158762504
so then you're going to ignore that Seagull was incredibly popular from streaming and youtube even before he started playing in tournaments?
I refuse to play this game until Genji is nerfed to the ground.
Tired of this faggot ruining every game I play
>>158762360
This is pure adrenaline compared to Hearthstone.
who is the most reddit hero in this game?
>two matches lost consecutive
>lost ~100 SR
>finally win next match
>+3 SR
surethree is going to be suretwo soon
>>158762631
And now he's an established pro player, so who cares?
also
>Bromas
>>158762679
Tracer.
>>158762679
DVa
>>158762679
mercy
>>158762360
Bad spectator mode and e-"""sports""" are boring as shit as a whole
>>158762743
nice backpedalling dude
just admit he's a youtuber and drop the "I'm right because I say so"
The griefers are getting to be annoying as fuck man.
In most recent tourneys I have watched, everybody has been using default skins. Why?
>>158762712
Does Surethree lose a rank from draws? Because they're probably not going to lose this Anubis, but a draw feels likely.
>>158762679
ur waifu
>>158762936
They don't want to confuse people who don't play the game or who are still new
>>158762936
Cause those are the best skins.
>>158762360
This is the FPS equivalent of LoL
fun to fuck around in for a while, but realistically, there isn't a huge difference between the random pub game and a pro game
also, the winner is basically decided in the first 3-4 minutes and the rest is them snowballing and showing that they're winning
>>158762936
People say it's because of silhouettes, but it's more likely for the caster's benefit. They misidentify things all the time as it is, god knows how bad they'd be if everyone looked different.
>>158762882
Yeah, he's a streamer/youtuber. So is iddqd, tviq, taimou, harryhook, chipshajen, surefour, linkzr etc.
It's not even worth mentioning that their main experience is being a streaming pub star if they're a pro player.
>>158760408
Because at the moment, tanks are just better DPS. We can thank Ana, and discord orb nerfs for that.
Late S1 was a much healthier game. It relied on DPS, particularly Genji and McCree. It allowed star players to shine and make a name of themselves, which is important for the esport scene.
>>158763041
There is. Huk is getting destroyed Nd he is master
>>158762936
they disable them, some tourneys allow them.
Is no one playing brawl? Or has everyone already played it?
I know my SR is bad but this is basically the first FPS i've played ever.
I beat 2400 SR players in comp pretty easily and actually do well, but then I lose to 1900 SR players in qp. Any idea why?
do any nice people want to be my friend and maybe play quick player together or co op vs ai
>>158763143
he's a master playing against grandmasters
that's like saying it's a surprise when gold players get trashed in plat
>>158759550
What does that prove? That your Junkrat is shit?
SURECARRY
>>158763041
You can thank ultimates for that.
It's such a dumb system. All it does is ensure that the team that's already winning stays ahead by letting them press Q to obtain point twice before the losing team can use it once
>>158763273
Um no 3/6 of the players on Spain are master too. In fact Canada average is higher than spain
>>158763041
no difference between a pub game and a pro game
sick meme
post your overbuff for overwatch and your op.gg for league because its obvious you're a fucking retard
then again half the people in this entire general are morons stuck in platinum
oh no, we're gonna lose!
Aimbot engage!
>>158763108
>late S1 was a much healthier game
>literally nothing happening until one Genji got his ult
>even then nothing happened if other team Lucio had his to counter
Yeah, late S1 was quite something.
>>158762360
Because Q > E or Shift > mechanical skill
THE REFLECTED MEI ULT
>>158759930
You lazy or something, you could've just googled it in the time that it took for you to make that post.
>Spain
APOLOGIZE
>Poke deflects blizzard to clutch the game
>Casters don't even realize that Canada didn't have a mei
lul
>>158759364
>>158760169
>Blandest
>Unaging witch doctor who does questionable medical experiments
>Generic edgelord that is blue
>Sporty british chick
>Tropey IN SOVIET RUSSIA ___ ___ YOU character
>generic military brat
>Mei and Symmetra who both lack a personality entirely
D.va and Ana are probably the only two more interesting than Mercy.
>>158763525
That the casters didn't even fucking notice. That deflect won them the match.
>>158763561
gomenasai
>>158763457
no thanks dude, I'm not gonna satisfy your autism tantrum by giving you my personal info
>>158763525
>REFLECTED MEI ULT
Caster didn't even notice it though, these guys are pretty bad.
>KOTH map next
This can only go well
>deflect hitbox won the game
He was behind his teammates and still reflected.
>>158763538
Alternatively, someone making a claim can substantiate it.
As it is now, it's as credible as anyone else saying "reddit did a study and said it was every 31 crates".
>still not Bitch Mercy
>but I don't want to shill out 3k overbucks
Really jewish scam blizzard. (with the duplicates)
>Spain in charge of not throwing
>>158763196
Everyone is playing easy mode for free xp because medium and hard are plagued with achievement whores
>>158763484
>>literally nothing happening until Ana and Reaper get their ults
Is this any better?
>>158763657
aka "im fucking platinum and dont know anything about the game but let me shitpost on 4chan anyway about the pro scene"
yea thanks for sharing
>pro players playing KOTH
>40 minutes of point swapping
Fuck me
>>158749250
I genuinely always assumed she had robotic legs from the knees down
It's not like nobody else on the cast has cyborg replacement parts, so I figured it wasn't even odd enough for people to remark upon
>>158763670
Doesn't matter when it's a Mei ult my man. She threw it into their team: it would have just passed through everyone until it reached the deflect.
>>158763684
>mfw got Mercy and Reaper in my first 4 packs
>>158763670
Mei ult doesn't have collision with players dumbo. Keep telling yourself Spain deserved to win though.
>>158763643
That's because this game lacks visual clarity from a caster's standpoint.
Why does Bromas get to have the Onyx McCree skin?
>>158763765
lmao, you haven't given any proof about your knowlege of the pro scene either bro
your word is just as good as mine, so get out of here with your shitposting
>>158763765
Shut the fuck up dude. You're making a shitposting ass of yourself for nothing. We're watching esports now.
>>158760728
>still thinks Mercy isn't viable
Take what this shitter says with a grain of salt. A large part of the meta revolves around rez.
Can we all agree that assault is the best map type?
>>158763765
Fuck off.
>spain nanoboosts mccree to kill the two (2) living enemies
what the fuck
>>158762649
leave then you fucking dumbass autist.
why even post this retarded shit? literally nobody gives a shit whatsoever, please kill yourself for posting this idiotic comment, you fucking retard loser piece of shit.
>>158763989
Style points: they won anyway.
>>158763875
He probably forgot. Besides, it's just a recolor.
So when should we expect the Sombra hacking of Blizzcon
>>158759967
This is 4chan. Of course they don't know what they're talking about. I routinely see people claim Mercy is bad and Hanzo is good here.
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>GO SPAIN
GO SPAIN
>GO SPAIN
GOSPAIN
>GO SPAIN
GO SPAIN
>GO SPAIN
4 (FOUR) TANKS
>lost 1v1 as Reaper against Winston
What are those things they shake first and rub their hands on?
>>158764034
I know that cucknosa announced that he will be playing her at 8PM (CEST), so somewhere before that
>>158763950
t. gold
At master rank I see Mercy maybe once in ten games.
>>158761772
Why doesn't Tracer's in game model have these abs?
>4 tanks for Canada
>unironically going 4-2
BROW CAM
>>158763875
Isn't there a "disable skin" option for custom games?
>>158763989
It is game of throw.
>>158763951
When I started Overwatch, KOTH were my favourite maps and I hated Assaults but after 120 hours it's the exact opposite.
>>158760598
guarantee you're a flankbro that lets your healers die
>>158759967
why do you believe what people say in here?
every single post is anonymous and most people in here post out of anger at something they just lost to
you could be getting info from some silver player who got mad a genji raped him as mercy for all you know
>20+ characters
>Only a fraction are played regularly; Ana, Lucio, Zarya, Reinhardt, Reaper, McCree
This is indicative of a problem in viability.
>>158763849
Canada barely got first point. Ofc they deserved.
Canada throwing again
Does Ster count as a memer or a pro? He was a pro in TF2 and he's good at Overwatch but he mostly just streams now.
>Team Canada has FOUR tanks
>canada 4 tanks
Holy shit why are they throwing like this again. Have they not learned Surefour's mccree is their entire team?
>>158764125
>Thinking competitive kiddies define the metagame
You're playing with randoms. Just because those randoms have played more doesn't mean shit. And the frequency YOU PERSONALLY see of those played characters doesn't mean shit. 90% of players can't aim with Ana and won't pick her despite the fact that she's one of the best characters in the game right now.
>>158764123
Source?
>>158764313
Definitely memer imho desu senpai
>everybody upset about based 4tank strats
i bet youre all shitters
so finals are pretty much confirmed sweden vs korea, right?
>>158764171
Did you think "a fucking leaf" was a joke?
The only reason we keep shitposting australians around is because they're better than the fucking canadians.
>>158764313
He's a memer. A good memer, but a memer none the less.
>>158764223
I flank sometimes when no one else is doing it worth a shit, or for Deadeye's from behind the cover everyone ducks into.
Typically I smash flankers and harass snipers, ping Tank heads from mid range and gun Healers down when they get too close to the action.
>>158764313
Pro memer
>>158764313
Is he a pro at OW? No? Then no.
Pro tf2 was a pretty big joke anyways.
>>158764384
>Mercy is meta because people at my rank can't aim with Ana
hence why plat players don't define the meta game.
>>158764390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqLzswp-_Jc
>>158764263
Genji, Tracer, Mei, Roadhog and Harambe are played regularly too.
>>158764154
no idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ANGZm0xPOA
I sure am glad that Spain is whoring the fucking Beyblade.
I don't even care about eSports i'm just salty whenever I see a Beyblade.
>>158759967
Mercy is bad in that you can rack up over 10k healing with her and still be playing like shit and getting nothing done.
Ana is a better direct and AOE healer, unfortunately for Mercy. She heals from farther away, shuts down enemy ults and healers with the sleep/biotic grenade, and doesn't need her entire team to fuck up and die all at the same time for her ult to be useful.
SURELOSER
>Canada running meme shit like 4 tanks, no reaper, 3 DPS
WHY
>4 tanks
>still no D.va
And it is not like their winston did anything.
>>158764406
Best strats are from based Thailand.
Surelock on
Is this best of 3 or 5?
>>158754346
It usually is fun tho
>>158764526
BEY BLADE
E
T
I
T
R
I
P
>>158764478
do you not understand that there is not 1 defining metagame strategy?
there are separate metagames for gold, plat, diamond, master, and pro play
if you try the 3 tank meta in gold you will get destroyed because no one will know how to play it right, and you're better off using bastion cheese
>>158750814
sauce?
>2 draws in a row
What does that mean?
>>158764632
Comp is 5 I think
>>158764632
Best of three.
Is Bromas carrying?
>>158764667
gitjust a little more skilled
>poke
POKE GETTING SHUT THE FUCK DOWN.
fucking finally
I'll be back for the xmas event bye folks
harryhook is a fucking god
Is Huk unironically able to aim firestrike or is he hitting walls on purpose
>>158755349
Wrong, her height isn't even listed
http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/overwatch-time/D+va+height/dzLjLqm/
>full stack grouped up team is somehow steamrolled by all randoms
Been in spectating games all day out of boredom and I still dont how this happens. They have full communication and still lose hard.
>POKE
Shh, Poke is sleeping.
>tfw spaniard
YEA LET'S GO
Why don't Canada put Roolf on Zen?
>Both supports constantly just sitting on control point healing
>Not contributing or using their ults to gain advantage just for ult counters
>Both get Zarya ulted we have no healers and lose point last second
>Game 5 w 99% each both supports have ult
>No way we can lose, I tell lucio to ult and dont come in hill as we didnt kill reaper
>Both supports come onto control point, never use ults and both get reaper ulted
>DEFEAT
>>158764802
if you already have rein ulti, it's good to chuck firestrikes to make the enemy think you're trying to build it up and bait out zarya bubbles
>>158764736
>>158764667
Once I hit diamond 2CP maps have like a 50% chance of ending in a draw
>>158763041
Can always tell a solo queue poster.
>>158764812
Can you spectate without a friend?
GET OFF 4 TANKS YOU CANADIAN FUCKS
>>158764812
Sometimes people in full stacks are just fucking about with each other because they're friends and they don't really give a shit about winning or losing
Alternately they have one or two friends who don't play very much and who are thus kind of dogshit so they wind up throwing the match, I have friends like that but they're still fun dudes so idgaf
a fucking leaf
LOL RIP CANADA
ANOTHER
>FUCKING
NANO
>BOOSTED
REAPER
>ULT
IM MAD
FUCK ESPORTS
LMAO
>can'tada
This is what you get with Trudeau as a leader, Canada.
why is canada still doing the 4 tanks meme dream
A
FUCKING
LEAF
ZP is gonna have a heart attack live.
NA BTFO
Canada had the shittiest team comps I've ever seen, holy shit.
Running 4 tanks and just BEGGING Spain to pull out they beyblade
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION.
Reminder that canada's brave leader surefour picked meme players instead of pros as his captain picks
Suretwo getting absolutely FUCKED up.
God, Canada is so shit.
>>158764929
They don't have a zarya, he was throwing that shit into the bridge wall from like 30m away
I am one happy player, not a dollar spent. I got this on level 69, the golden number.
>4 FUCKING TANKS
>NO MEME REAPER
>>158750928
Can you not purchase them after the event ends?
Damnit, I got Junkenstein's monster, but I really want Witch Mercy.In more ways than one
>>158764664http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/130589#search=mikeymack
>inb4 all the replays are beyblades
>losing to people who play on PCs made out of clay
fucking leafs
>>158765215
Yeah, they become unavailable on Tuesday.
I don't know, I'm feeling kinda meh about the game. I feel like I lost any resemblance of skill I thought I had.
>>158765164
supposedly blizzard picks the people, the captain just says who they prefer
so if surefour wanted mangachu who is actually good, and poke had 1000000x more votes, blizzard would take what surefour said and completely disregard it for poke
>>158764724
i bet that mercy refused to switch
>reaper boosted ulting + zarya shield
ouch
>>158765218
Shit needs a nerf man. Beyblade won them a lot of their fights.
Are you ready to see Seagull get BTFO by Chile?
>>158765349
Canada running 4 tanks into reaper/ana was downright retarded.
where are you guys watching this?
IS EVERYONE HYPED FOR USFUCKINGA?
LET'S STOMP THIS THIRD WORLD CUNTS INTO THE GROOOUUUUUNNND.
Where are you guys watching? Link please?
>>158765176
Nice, I got the Witch and the Junkenstein monster skins, and I have more than 3000 coins, so I'll get the Reaper one.
Also, I've got a few cool sprays and highlight intros, so I think this is enough.
No money spent.
>>158764724
lucio > to zen or reaper, and its the perfect team
>>158764263
Bastion, Hanzo, Junkrat, Torb, Widowmaker and Symmetra are the only non-viable characters. 6/22 isn't bad.
>>158765349
Yeah it seems a lot of the strategy is based around
>Is Ana's Nano boost up?
>Congrats, you win the firefight.
>want to play a retarded 4 tanks meme comp
>don't even take the one tank that could remotely protect you from beyblade
Damn leaves, they are stupid on so many levels.
>>158765349
Nanoboost doesn't speed up anymore in PTR
>>158765429
Twitch senpai
>>158765429
realy.. just go twich->overwatch you lazy fuck
>>158765379
Who's Chile's best player?
Spain actually has multiple really good players, Canada just has surefour who's not even that great.
EU > KOR >>>NA
>>158765429
Twitch
>>158765176
still nooooooo witch fml, even bough 24 boxes, whatever i prefer valhalla anyway
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue4p3CoNjv0
>>158765429
Jewtube
>>158764478
I didn't say Mercy was viable because people can't aim with Ana. Learn to read.
I said your personal experience in the frequency of Mercys you see is not indicative of the meta because Master rank doesn't guarantee these people are good or playing "correctly."
>>158765263
Damnit. Time to farm another 1000 coins
>mfw I'm chilean and I'm about to see my country being completely stomped by USA
>playing WP:G in comp
>we're attacking first round
>get smashed, don't even reach first checkpoint
>teammates are butthurt and are sure we'll lose no matter what, so they pick a shit comp
>our comp is Junkrat, Mei, Hanzo, D.va, Bastion, and Zenyatta
>we hold them at the first corner and win
>>158765582
Wait when the fuck did we get lyrics for our anthem? Did I miss something?
Anybody know exact end time of the event?
I cannot seem to find it anywhere
Is any of you cucks actually going Jewcon?
Hanamura attack
>3 instalock dps
>Nobody on mic but me
>Pick ana because best single healer
>Repeatedly ask if someone can change off 3dps
>Take first point because i sleep mei allowing us through the choke
>Second point they repeatedly try to go through top right despite the mei
>One gets walled off every time
>Repeatedly ask if we can go middle
>On 3rd push through top right because nobody listens
>Zarya walled off by mei
>Fires ult and dies instantly
"why did you ult there"
>"OMG YOU'VE BEEN TALKING LIKE THIS ENTIRE GAME, IM JUST GONNA USE ME LEET STRAT"
>"ITS JUST A GAME IDIOT"
>Zarya swaps to torb
I hate people so much.
>>158765507
But since Lucio is and will be 100% pick, he can just give Reapfield a speed boost
>Haven't gotten one Halloween skin at all
>Only have 2.5k coins
Oh well. At least I only want the Rein and Zen skins.
A PERFECT 10/10
>>158765623
It's okay, nobody expects Chile to win so if they're better than completely terrible it will be impressive.
Everyone ready for 7-1?
Unless Sweden is under orders to go easy, this'll be really ugly.
>>158765623
At least your country made it to the world cup.
>>158765623
Atleast you made it in.
>>158765623
How does it feel being one of the only two non-shitholes in Latin America?
ster!
How many teams get out of the groups?
>>158765732
>>158765732
those are less than 1k, right?
lucky bastard
Weeekend competitive, we primary got dominated by a Pharah too
>>158765834
I think they're like... 700 each?
Still pricey.
who chileanbro here?who else is waiting to see how we get destroyed like cheap fucktoys? ;__;
>>158765419
>where are you guys watching this?
maybe it's the overwatch stream on twitch with 45,000 viewers
caster grill is my type tbqh
where the fuck is zoe
local streamer boy finally makes his big break
>tfw got Witch Mercy and it was the legendary this event I was least interested in
>tfw got a dupe of it again later
just fuck my shit up mercy
>>158765623
>tfw UK
>tfw team captain was Stylosa
>didn't even qualify
i dont think there's a single e-sport that the uk does well at. at least you get to see your team get stomped.
>>158765964
she has noodz
>Ster Lucio
>>158765820
>ster on Lucio
LOL
THEY PUT STER ON LUCIO GG EZ FOR CHILE
>>158765931Seagull.
>ster playing Lucio
the madman
>ster on lucio
TOP
TIER
MEME
>>158765875
oops
>>158765759
Brazil vs Sweden is 7h from now
Pro Overwatch won't make it to next year. Screencap this.
chile cheated to assemble their roster so they might win
>>158766035
Hasn't he said constantly that he can't play Lucio to save his life?
Canada are beyond retarded, that Bromas McCree was garbage and they chose 4 tanks to let him play Reaper. What a meme team
>>158765756
>>158765762
>>158765779
Yeah, but I'm still mad that the people chose a stupid youtuber as the captain that's not even good in the game.
We had much better players.
>>158765803
We're still a shithole in my opinion, but we have rich people and cool buildings.
>>158766069
Make me
>>158765964
Yeah I like a girl with a chin that can kill me
>>158765717
I thought the summer games ended at 11 AM PST so probably around that time.
>>158766030
sauce
NIGGLEANS
>ster on lucio instead of ana
chile wins
>>158766117
He's only played him once or twice because of a bet
>Chile comes to LA with smiles on their face, just happy to be drinking clean water
I can't wait to see that water get filtered back out and into the american water supply where it belongs in the form of tears when USA memes all over them
>>158766117
Yes. But it's easy as fuck to play Lucio.
Who are Poke and Seagull and why are you all sucking their cocks?
>>158766185
you dont want to see them, trust me
>>158766139
>We're still a shithole in my opinion, but we have rich people and cool buildings.
Still... when I heard Vardoc was the captain I was nearly banging my head against the wall
Will the amerifats choke?
I literally have no idea what you guys are talking about
>>158766069
>hots esports is still a thing
>overwatch wont exist next year
What's it like being retarded? Is it peaceful?
>>158766227
lurk moar
>Chatting with friend of mine on the Australian team
>Apparently Australia beat Canada in scrims and they've been tilted as fuck ever since
>>158766210
>casters act like seagull, mesr, and star only met when overwatch came out
>casters call him ster
did they do absolutely 0 research?
>>158766227
Very good Overwatch players.
>>158766227
professional memester
>>158766227
>He doesn't know
LoLfags stop toxicity, leave my gaem
>>158748975
Don't be useless and pick a hero that can heal AND contribute in a fight. And no toyr damage buff isn't contributing
>[jokes in spanish]
gods is cute!
seagull do some cardio man
AIRBRUSHED SEAGULL
Holy shit THAT is the famous Seagull? he looks like a fuckboy hahahaha.
>Volskaya, Anubis, Hanamura
>Attack
>You get point A
>About to cap B
>They bust out d.va/winston/tracer and stall and hold
>Defense
>Fail to hold point A, hold point B
>They are about to cap
>We bust out Tracer/Winston/D.va and hold
>Draw
IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF 2CP MAPS. ITS ALL IVE BEEN FUCKING PLAYING TODAY. WHEN WILL BLIZZARD DELETE THIS CANCEROUS GAME MODE.
>>158766303
Go to bed Brad
>>158766303
God I'd love the chance to shittalk surefour and try and get him to tilt. I bet kyky has a lot of fun playing against him.
NA is stacked, holy shit. Chile is so fucked.
sters entire contribution to this video was a turn and smile
Seagull is in so much fucking makeup my gad
>>158765582
You need more cocks inside your mouth, shut the fuck up.
>>158766245
I do. I fapped to Chyna from the WWE last night. Give me name.
Nice to see a make a wish patient on team USA, great gesture
>>158766164
If she was an anime shes that cake type you dig?
usa? more like CRINGusa
no seriously why doesnt anyone on usa have a NECK
>>158766531
Rude
>everyone on team USA is fat
you can't make this shit up
>>158766409
He'd fuck you on game.;-)
>>158766409
>says fuckboy
>spells it wrong
>uses it in general
kys my man
>>158766454
surefour was the only guy laughing as they lost to rogue so i doubt he actually tilts hard
>>158766303
Who is Australia up against?
I hope they make it to Top 8
>USA team
>Avg CR: 4130
>Avg weight: 300 pounds
>>158766578
Adam and Ster aren't.
>>158764516
>>158764154
They gave them to Pharah instead.
Hi I'm Mei. I just froze you. This means I get to place headshots with 0 effort. If you survive and try to fight back, I will heal myself and either run off or my team will finish you off.
If you happen to survive that and/or your team comes to your rescure, I will scream CHING CHONG CHING CHANG CHONG and ult your entire team, where MY team will get a free team kill.
I will then heal myself again.
Top tier memes are brewing
>>158766493
That's all he needs to do :)
>>158766409
>i don't know what a fuckboy is but the cool kids say it so im going to use it like a generic insult
>>158766578
Adam and Ster
>>158766602
Today? South Korea. RIP.
But they've beaten Finland in scrims and Taiwan isn't that good, so there's a chance.
Is ster Cuban? Surprisingly he's the second most normal looking person on the team.
>>158766463
>Chile is so fucked.
chiles original team was SR
2800
2600
never played comp
2500
3800 (captain's pick)
3700 ^
the three worst players all got replaced past when they were supposed to be final through the use of chilean magic, now only captain is SR 2800
>mfw all the american reps are a bunch of fat fucks
>>158766623
>That
>Not fat
Holy shit you guys ARE delusional.
>Adam De La Torre
B U I L D
U
I
L
D
STER ON ANA RETURNS
THE BOY
THE BEST BOY
STER ON ANA
>>158766661
>cool kids
this is undoubtedly the most deluded of tumblr's fantasies
All the pros and famous meme streamers have played since close beta. They have a full year more experience than we plebs.
>>158766641
A qt.
Finally a legendary after nothing for 10 boxes
>frog lucio
2 Days before I buy the halloween skin I want.
>>158766732
>Amerifats.
>>158766732
THICC
>>158766692
don't make fun of gods
>>158766732
>FATTIES
FUCKING LOOOOOOOOL
>>158766671
>>158766623
>no chin
>>158766732
HANDSOME MEN
>>158766732
>all these third worlders trying to guilt the good ol' boys for having enough food to eat
>>158766732
why did they give them those shirts
>>158766732
talespin's jersey is too small
>>158765171
I'm from spain, but I prefer to be with the canada team, my country sucks in so levels, this shit place never will have my support.
>>158766732
holy fuck the fat line
>>158766775
who is this?
>>158766686
>chilean magic
aka having more than $20 USD
>beat 4 mei stack in qp
>they call us autists for going zarya
:^)
>>158766881
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158766881
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
Seagull's name is Brandon Lard?
>>158766732
>>158766732
THICC
>>158766732
>shirts explicitly punctuating all the fat
Holy burger
>>158766858
>tfw mercy and pharah will never bully you and make fun of your health and fitnessand then fuck you
>>158766896
Fareeha.
>>158760129
How is that attractive? She looks like she shit herself.
>>158766732
IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE
>>158766732
>USA team is fat
Pottery
>>158766732
E L E C T R O N I C S P O R T S
Hahahaha >Americans
>>158766881
>>158766732
10%gamers
90% fat fucks
riskroach?
>>158766732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZD4ezDbbu4
I dunno, must still be nice/funny to have a jersey with your IGN on it.
GO SPORTSBALL!
>>158766732
>that gut
WHAT THE FUCK STER
>>158766879
Yea nah viva España
jajaja
CHILE PRACTICES BY PLAYING QUICKPLAY
>CHILE PRACTICES BY PLAYING QUICKPLAY
CHILE PRACTICES BY PLAYING QUICKPLAY
>CHILE PRACTICES BY PLAYING QUICKPLAY
>>158767023
imma need some source on that
no speako engles
>>158767000
I could do that for you anon...
>>158766732
e"""""sports"""""
>>158767054
>Amerifats
>Free
lmao>>158766768
Chile is so precious :(
They're gonna get destroyed and never play Overwatch again.
Do a couple of them have downs?
>THAT HAIR
Why does everyone cross their arms in their pictures?
Like when the flag goes up in the background and everyone has their own individual little slide, 5 out of 6 per team are crossing their arms.
>>158766732
Talespin could be genuinely handsome if he lost some weight
>>158766881
you can't make this shit up
>>158767054
free of salad
>>158767235
No Chile is just a shithole and everyone from there looks retarded and unwashed
I want Shal hair.
>>158766732
>>158766732
All with a big fucking blubber, disgusting. Awful.
>>158767106
You need look for a new and better homeland, the spanish homeland no exist, are the fathers.
>>158767136
Just reverse search the pics, it'll lead you to her Tumblr.
>>158767353
NIGGEANS
>>158767186
do it for me instead
>Seagull straight up saying they're going to meme this game
PLEASE DON'T THROW LIKE CANADA PLEASE DON'T THROW LIKE CANADA PLEASE DON'T THROW LIKE CANADA
>>158766896
Just some random 15 year old girl.
>>158767420
>tienes que buscar mejor patria, la patria espanola no existir, son los padres
???
>>158767492
>not wanting Chile to beat the USA
Ster on Ana fuck yes
>>158767432
My fucking dick
>Mercy
>Dva
Fucking Chile.
>Chile running D.Va/Winston on defense
Oh my god those sweet summer children are so fucked
>>158767334
there is a little salad on our burgers, why do you think we put lettuce on it
>>158767106
VIVA ESPAÑA no seriously the pendulum is swinging spain wil be great again guys
>Mercy on attack
Farewell Chile
Does anyone have the comic where someone pokes widowmakers ass with a pin and it deflates?
bullying the Lucio lol
>>158767550
You know, the fathers, like santa and the Tooth Fairy, A way to say it doesn't exist, but well, I'm from spain, my english sucks.
>>158766732
>there are people that thought chile had a chance
>>158767821
I'd make her my wife, no problems.
Why are they spectating Memegull all the time?
jesus christ chile got fucking destroyed
>roadhogs hook is fine
North American BEST America
It wouldn't be a world cup if all the teams were balanced.
>the hook
OF COURSE IT HAD TO BE LE SEA BIRD
Chile is gonna be tilting so hard now, they don't stand a chance
Jesus, it's like an NBA team going against a WNBA team.
This is just sad.
>Another Dragonblade
holy shit
wow chile did something
even chille can use baib laid with anna effectively, woah
>get stuck at 3100 with 48% winrate
>tfw climbed to 3660 as zen solo queue, 62% wimrate with him
git gud as zen lads and embrace the iris, its the best way
things you can do with him:
heal rambo genjis, reapers and reins
rape tanks with discord
rape squishies (especially tracer) with discord
save your entire team / game with his ult
i do as much damage as my tracer and i do more healing with lucio and ana
PASS INTO THE IRIS
>all those dashes from eliminations when he wasn't part of the fight
this is why it needs to be final blows
>three dashes from killing one enemy
>USA memeing and still winning
>Usa pulling out attack bastion and winning
Fucking Glorious
>winning with offensive bastion
jesus fuck
GET FUCKED CHILE
USA USA USA
i actually feel kinda bad for the discount mexicans
>>158766881
>Athletes
>Gaming is a sport
KEK
The rematch of the century. Will germany remember to bring winter gear this time?
WOW YOURE BIG
>>158760410
I can't see ANY of them as easy, really. But from "least difficult" to "good fucking luck, buddy"...
>Tracer
>Zarya
>Mercy
>Mei
>D.Va
>Phara
>Symmetra
>Widomaker
But I think that Widomaker could be either easiest or near impossible. She either wouldn't give a fuck or she gives too much of a fuck to fuck.
>>158770381
Implying it's not
>D.va
>Mei
>Zarya
>Mercy
>Symmetra
>Tracer
>Pharah
>Ana
>Widow
>>158770701
Eh, I could see that too. Tracer may always bee far too busy.
Why put D.va so high though?
>>158761447
Some retard did this to me in season 1, going Mercy whenever I went Lucio and Torb when I tried to switch to Pharah because our team was barely putting out damage and I was trying to give the Mercy something to work with
If this was you, fuck you, you lost us the game with that bullshit and didn't teach anyone a "lesson"
>>158771115
Celeb teen Asian girl?
>>158766732
Team beta male
>>158772271
Chile please
>>158771802
>celeb
In what world does that translate as easy for the average guy?
ionic#1126 add me if you want cancer
>>158772835
She probably just fucks around with average guys when she's not busy