/ps2g/ Planetside 2 General

>>158651576
>Eye surgery
Check
>Boob surgery
Check
>Nose surgery
Check
>Skin whitening
Check
>Would still destroy that tight 50% asian 50% plastic pussy
Check

So, Canister-H. Goddamn is that fun as fuck. It's like a fast-Scat-max you can rep from.

There needs to be a new vehicle armor that auto bounces any thrown C4 back at the planetmans. Downside is you are made of rubber and eternaly bounce down hills

Faction specific drones, when?

Blueberrys need a rework. Better targeting while in gunner seats and actually drop ammo pack. Anyone else getting this bug?

>>158654147
>Downside

>>158654461
Blueberries?

>>158651576
lmao who the fuck made those guns, they look so fucking bad

Meme

>>158659878
haha lol

>>158657051
Nickname for NC pubbies

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>shotgun kills someone instantly if you are inside their face
>10ft away takes more than a full mag

>>158660429
aim better

>we've actually made it through 2 full threads in a row
p-praise wrel!

Also, since we were talking about the a2a game earlier, and how shit it is, is there anyone here playing on PS4 who can tell me if the air game is less shit over there? I mean since you're stuck with controllers and there's presumably less autist 700+ hour skyknights, is it easier to get into than on PC?

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>>158653982
>So, Canister-H. Goddamn is that fun as fuck.

It really makes you free!

Guys?

LEARN TO CONSTRUCT YOU FUCKING RETARDS!!! WHY PUT A WALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY TURRET I CANT HIT ANYTHING LIKE THIS WITH IT REEEEEE!!!!

>>158660429
wrelly makes u think :D

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>ShitTR's already screaming, whining and begging for Gatekeeper buffs not even a week later.

>>158664940
Just like smurfs and faggots have been whining about the gatekeeper since its release because they can't deal with TR having a useable long range AV option that performs on par with their equivalents.

But that's always how it goes. TR gets something that puts them on even footing with NC and VS, and those two factions whine and cry until TR get nerfed into being the faction with inferior everything again.

>>158665358
>What is prowler maingun?
>We should have the best maingun and secondary, as well as being one of the fastest ground vehicles, on top of over 2x dps of the other tanks before lockdown. We should also get VS's no drop while VS gets the most drop cause its a TR trait cause we said so


Uh huh, tell us more about how underpowered you nigger.

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>>158665358

>>158666438
>Waaah. I can't deal with TR unless they're UP
>Waaah. I'm a double shitter
>Waaah

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>>158665358

>>158665358
Pastalavista go back you have to go back

sing us a song, oh bandanaman

sing us a song tonight

>>158668246
ok


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOTsMHTwshg

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:3

>>158668750
this is clearly bullying

>>158668750
bully

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>>158668958
>>158670396
Sometimes you just have to bully

>>158670881
reported to the FBI (federal bully investigators)

>>158670881
TR is clearly UP, buff plz.

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Just like in my hollywood movies!

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>>158671205

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>NC

>page10

ded

I wonder if Bazino is going to kill himself over Gatekeeper

where is everyone? :(

>>158679383
not on hossin, that 4 sure

>>158679383
ded

>>158679762
Why is hossin not getting any fights? It's really not that bad

>>158680317
some of my favorite basis are on hossin ;_;

>>158682571
I think people hate it because you can't spawncamp with tanks there, or create those epic megazergs

which gun should I use to get a gf ;_;

>>158668750
More proof that luck > skill

>>158680317
It's ugly.
Performance there is still terrible for many people.
VS boycott it because they can no longer park Magriders on mountains and spam PPA into bases.

>>158685878
>VS boycott it
on memerald hossin is a favorite for DA to farm lowbies that have no idea yet that no one goes to hossin

>>158684784
I've heard girls really like snipers

>>158685878
Why do you think it's ugly?

farming lowbies is no longer satisfying

there needs to be some stat that tracks your kdr against 2kd+ players

also, where can i find high kd players 2 click??

>>158686752
>every hour the server teleport the top 10 kdr players of each faction into a biolab
>no respawns
>winner gets smedbux/decal/idk something neat

this would prevent me from having to hunt people down and im lazy like that pls do wrel it will save game i swear lmao

>>158686752
>against 2kd+ players

Farming 2kd+ airshitters/vehicle spammers trying to play infantry is even easier than farming lowbies, at least lowbies are fearless and unpredictable.

>>158687334
>every hour the server teleport the top 10 kdr players of each faction into a biolab

on Miller you would have a Biolab with 2 bulldog gals, 3 hornet ESFs, 3 Prowlers and 3 Pounder Maxes.
8/10 players would be Russian

>>158687680
>>158687957
WELL HOW DO I FIND PLAYERS WHO ARE CHALLENGING TO CLICK THEIR HEAD

>>158685878
says the shitTR

>>158688131
By their IVI kdr

>>158689254
but i mean like.. where to find them ingame

occasionally an outfit with decent players will drop into a fight and there will be some fun back and forth but its so rare ;_;

>>158688131
https://www.reddit.com/r/Planetside/comments/59uxkt/durdledome_infantry_tournament_continues_tonight/

You didn't compete?
must be a shitter then....

>>158689732
>but i mean like.. where to find them ingame

In Towers, Biolabs and other bases that can't be spammed by cancer

>>158689836
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeet i thought this game was to dead to be doing events, neat

Good night!

>>158690693
good night memer :3

>>158690006
t-thanks

its double sexp right

Anyone else miss Giggily and Rdord?

>>158695250
rdord was alright
giggily was an insufferable faggot

menmes

>>158652394
>surgery
That's a weird way to spell photoshop.

menes

hahaha show me da menes

>>158703268
*menes*

u c dat? :DD

>>158703982
woaw, y r us so good at da menes? u shuld be prof mener

>>158704853
*teleports bhind u*
i am :DDD
benin

bolt driver op

>>158706646
Bolt actions are in a place where they are both over powered and under powered at the same time. Mines have a similar situation.

Racer or Rival on Vanguard

>>158710654

Racer. If you're in a position where you need to turn faster you've already lost

>>158710654
Rival for line battles, racer for flanking.

I want a spooky honker for my lightning

>nice little 24 ivi killstreak
>.03 kdr shitboi teammate runs me over

I WANTED TO HEAR THE VOICES ON MEMETRACKER TELL ME I WAS DOING WELL BUT NOOOOOO SOMEONE HAS TO RUN ME OVER

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>>158716930'
Remember to look both ways before crossing the road, anon.

>>158717550
>10/18/12

Has aim better really been a meme for almost 4 years?

>>158717550
i wasn't in the road ;_;

so ive heard that if you edge but never actually cum it'll increases your hsr

this is true right?

>>158717675
It wasn't a meme like it is now back then. We may have accidentally predicted the future.

How do we go back, I want to go back

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>>158718906
>How do we go back, I want to go back

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>>158718985
we've GONE TOO FAR
I WANT TO GO BACK TO BEFORE EVERYTHING WENT TO HELL BUT INSTEAD ALL I CAN DO IS SHITPOST AND CRY AND TAKE MORE PILLS

>>158719210
Watch this video and get sad with me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gvXlHyApxY

>The nostalgia feels are real
>Indar was so green
>Being part of a faction meant something
>VS were purple
>Even on low settings it looked better than the current game maxed out
>Particle effects
>PhysX
>The game was an adventure
>No stat padding K/D whores yet
>Icarus jump jets
>Drifter skating
>VGS
>So much color
>So much life
>So much potential
>The good times
>AMS galaxies
>ADS jetpacking
>You couldn't win over a base without a diverse group of classes
>No smg's
>No ADAD faggotry
>You will never squad up with a cute giggling girl

I miss that game so much, why do I still play this one

>>158720372
>Watch this video and get sad with me:
no

i don't want to get depressed again

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>>158720664
Have a Maggie to cheer you up!

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>>158723217
no

>>158718906
>How do we go back, I want to go back

>wanting to go back to times when TR was horribly underpowered

>>158724154

They're underpowered now. For some reason they keep buffing NC and VS and nerfing TR every single patch. It's no wonder so many people are quitting, the dev favoritism is out of fucking control.

>>158661384
>Playing with Mentis

>>158718906
>How do we go back, I want to go back
aim better

>>158717550
>results have been positive
nice meme

>>158724350
>this is what Bazino actually believes

Fucking ads on mobile browser are ruining my 4chan experience. I don't mean banners, an actual malicious ads.

Fucking yellow jew, goddammit. People warned us how much of a lying faggot he is but we didn't listen.

>>158727560
That's what you get for not supporting 4chan by subscribing to 4chan Gold.

page 10
yikes

>>158717550
I fucking remember this post

>>158727697
but the pass doesn't remove the fucking ads

>>158727560
we did listen
moot didn't care

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>>158727560
shu tup filthy gaijin
this is totally not annoying at all no
your just looking 4 something 2 cry abuot

>>158735537
Who is that semen demon?

>>158736550
no

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>>158737042

>>158736550

When did they release Bacon Camo

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Posting butts to keep this thread alive

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>>158737396

that feel when trying to force ones way through a directive, even though the fights are absolute shit for that particular weapon

>>158739840
fuck off
t. auraxed three knives and a crossbow for black camo

>>158739840
Directives are fucking retarded if you ask me. All it provokes is just people playing like suicidal retards.

>>158740775
>not liking free certs

>>158741371
It's not the entire system which is dumb, it's just what they expect you to do which is dumb. Take Max Punch directive for example... Noone in their right mind plays Maxs like this to get so many Punch kills.

Or that you constantly have to buy new weapons to get a weapon type directive done. It's just stupid, because you just waste your certs on new weapon, even though your current weapon is actually perhaps already your favorite weapon.

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>>158738679

>>158741708
Stop being an autistic faggot. Nobody forces you to complete directives.

How do I git gud?

>>158742914
he prowler

>>158742996
but I play Vanu

>>158742743
If you like a vehicle or whatever, you want to auraxium it, to show others how badass you are with the vehicle.

>>158742914
aim better

>>158735537
Anthony pls come back ;_;

>>158748047
>implying
ur intertubes detective skills r weak

>>158749004
r u another baguette?

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Post your KILL music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHOQD2upGBU

>>158749174
>baguette
weak
interpipe
detective
skills
lmao

>>158749312
well the add in the bottom was in french and about a job so i assumed that you are a NEET baguette :3

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>>158748047
You disappoint me Lulu.

>Implying I would unironically or not make the classic you're/youre/your mistake

>>158749883
you're husbando a shit

ha ha time to rek some shitters!

>>158749974
*waifu

>>158749883
pls come back, the game is saved people now render at 5m instead of 10m on Miller, and i lost about 50 FPS in bigger fights ;_;

>>158749206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy-H-KJRYbw

>>158749515
doesn't look like baguette money to me

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>>158736550
pls b my gf

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>>158742743
>Nobody forces you to complete directives.

>>158750131
>and i lost about 50 FPS in bigger fights ;_;

These new shitty Faven armor and construction items are well worth the 50 FPS you lost! :^)

My sub runs until december and I can't even push myself to reinstall just to claim my station cash.

Fuck this game, fuck Malorn and his jewish damage control, fuck bandana faggot.

Anyway I'm off for the night. Take care, hope Poland isn't too cold.

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>>158753343
pls do not bully fagen

>>158753343
OYYYYYYY VEYYYYYY
R U SHOAHING ME????

PAGE 10 alert

what a load of barnacles

you have 10 seconds to explain why you haven't converted to memescope masterrace

>tfw brrrt'd by a harrasser before I can even get a 2nd shot off on it

is the server shitting itself?

>>158762453
yup

>>158742743
If I want to use a directive weapon I have to complete the associated directive and directive weapons have no non-directive equivalents.

>>158762925
They are just starting weapons with forced attachments.

>>158661384
And more shotgun shitting.

>>158763189
Fortuna - Mercenary cant get UB shotgun, gauss carbine-S has lower rof and worse hipfire
Godsaw - smaller mag, faster reload, better hipfire
Gauss Prime - HVA is a straight upgrade and the gauss rifle cant get it

and finally the worst offender of all

Betelgeuse - Only LMG in the game with a heat mechanic

>>158764383
>Betelgeuse - Only LMG in the game with a heat mechanic
At least it's actually unique.

>log in
>step outside spawn
>INSTANTLY run over by a friendly sundy
>respawn
>use teleporter
>INSTANTLY run over by a friendly harasser

It's shit like this that makes me want to spend the rest of the day tking faggots.

>>158766191
>Implying that's not the entire reason to even play this anymore

>>158767642
>>158766191
>Driving Sunderer
>"I need a ride!"
>Pick one person up
>Keep going
>"I need a ride! I need a ride!"
>Drive past people
>"I need a ride! I need a ride! I need a ride!"
>Start running over them as I drive
>It stops

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>>158768145
>Driving Sunderer
>"I need a ride!"
>Pick one person up
>"I need a ride! I need a ride!"
>pick them up
>"I need a ride! I need a ride! I need a ride!"
>pick everyone up until the sundy is full
>start honking while driving towards enemy base
>hit an invisible mine and explode

This new vehicle spawn system is buggy as shit. I often just fall to the ground and die when I use it.

>>158651576
TR
>closest looking to the real deal
>eyes filled with determination

NC
>a fucking abomination
>looks like it has down syndrome
>trying to cover up its flaws with gallons of bonus-cheg makeup

Vanu
>tries to imitate another race
>clearly inferior to its original and the one it tries to imitate
>weak, gun is too heavy to carry

wow riot fix ur fucking game

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>>158768905
>hit an invisible mine and explode

god bless u

I remember the first time a full sundy hit my mines, i fell out of my chair and started violently ejaculating

VIOLENTLY
EJACULATING

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CLAB confirmed not ded

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>>158772501
*clabs*
u did et
:DD

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>>158772751

>>158772219
Ammo packs are weird. It was a long while back, but I remember seeing some guys throwing Ammo packs on top of an ESF and it couldn't take off.

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Last one I have.

>>158774775
Thank God.

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>>158775607
Have a lesbian Maggie instead

>>158775843
too skinny, elbows too sharp
2/10 would not bang

>>158772219
heh joe i saw that ammo pack

>>158775843
>ywn watch them lez out while you're bound and gagged in the corner
;_;

my niggas how the fuck is this general still alive with the release of bf1
how many people are even on planetside still?

I just can't into flying Reavers/Mosquitoes/etc. How does anyone manage to git gud at this?

>>158780304
>how many people are even on planetside still?
its just me ;_;

>>158780709
And me!

>>158780986
>me pretending to be not-me

stop it me, im sick of your shit

>>158780986
And the dog.

>>158780535
You don't. Air is either easy mode cancerous overpowered bullshit (A2G) or for autists with thousands of hours in ESFs (A2A)

Is the railjack worth using?

>>158781439
>boltbabing

gill u r selv ;DD

>>158781439
Nope.

is ursa hidden op?? it feels rly gud

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there's no better feeling

>>158782757
Nope

>>158782963
oh ;_;

>>158782945
spotted the newfag.
if you actually had been here way back when, defending the crown would inevitably evoke feelings of intense sadness

>>158781179

I just want to complete the basic training directive, but I can't keep one in the air for more than 30 seconds, let alone actually kill stuff.

>>158783429
shoot pumpkins with it they count towards that directive

Good night!

>>158784047
good night memer :3

>>158783429
In that case you just need to know 3 things.

1. Hold down S to enter hover mode (when your thrusters are facing down in 3rd person you're in hover mode)

2. When in hover mode press space to boost up (relative to your aircraft)

3. If you see AA or another ESF just run

>>158785098
Me too anon, me too

tfw about to schedule a 20 credit hour semester

At least I have my other planetmans to talk to :D

>checks friends list

Oh wait I don't know any other planetmans :C

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>>158785425
>Oh wait I don't know any other planetmans :C


we r a pack of lone wolfs

>>158749206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSv1xykar4A
i play tr

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>>158783164
>Way back when
God those were the days

>>158749206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4rAhtnxS9I

>>158749206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOTsMHTwshg

>>158783429
You can do the basic training directive in VR. Except for the flip a generator part.

>>158785425
>about to schedule a 20 credit hour semester
what?

>>158792009
praise werl

skt 3-0 cap this

>>158794310
lol

>>158794736
SKT PLAYS PS2 NOW I SWEAR I MEANT TO POST THIS HERE

>>158787425
not anymore you can't, praise wrel

>>158795494
WRELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

menes

man i love pretending to be retarded

>>158803065
sprölölö :DD

Is the game dead?

>>158805371
benin ;DD

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>wants to play BF1
>servers are offline
>wants to play PS2
>update coming
>battleeye downloads
>game won't load
>get error trying to find an URL
>AS A FILE ON MY COMPUTER

I JUST WANT TO SHOOT MANS FOR HEAVENS SAKE

>>158812685
is bf1 any good or is it just a 60$ skin pack?

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xD

>>158812925
vs spes program ;DD

>>158812870
it's fun

grab a key from GMG for 50 bucks

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>>158813498

>>158812925
did he died :/

fags

I'm bored, should I blow my certs on a boltcancer or something like Commissioner? I've never actually bothered upgrading my sidearm.

Okay so played to about BR 20 on PS4 last year........ now I'm on PC, a few questions:

I'm getting like 45-60 fps with gtx 1080 on ultra. Should I not be expecting more?

Having trouble with the interface, too.... I'm on blue team but my teammates have gold, green, blue, and sometimes purple (not VS tho) names above theirheads. What gives?

How do I joint a platoon?

Does smoke show up on the map?

I leveled up to 7 in the first 2 hours and spent all my certs on implant packs lol, thinking that it wasn't much. Should I just delete and re-start? I don't mind at all.

How do I not suck?

>>158812925
protip : you can get (mineguard) sunderers onto Indar tech-plant A points with the new mine physics, circumventing the bars they put in to try nerf A point sundies.

You can also get them into octagon, etc, and set up some nice farms.

It's also possible to get onto Indar techplant A point in other ways, with deploy shield, but that shall remain a secret.

>>158821909

Probably not.

Squad members have different colored names. You can change them to whatever color you want in the squad interface iirc

Press insert, request/wait for an invite, or join one directly from the squad tab. You can also invite people, forming your own squad/platoon

Tactical smoke flare locations are shown on the map, grenade smoke is not

Yes restart, implants are just about the single worst things to buy because they drop like crazy and you rarely need to use them anyway

Be a vehicle whore and suck in a different way.

>>158821892
Commissioner. All the bolt actions are pretty much the same.

>>158821909
you gotta aim better

solves all problem

>>158821909
>I leveled up to 7 in the first 2 hours and spent all my certs on implant packs lol, thinking that it wasn't much. Should I just delete and re-start? I don't mind at all.

Restart. Buy only the 5 cert scopes then save up until you learn what's worth buying.

>>158822652

Only thing I don't like about the NS pistols is no silencer. I tend to maneuver for silent CQCish engagement, so not completely sold on the idea of my sidearm marking me. None of the ES pistols seem to have any punch in comparison, though.

>>158823497
What faction are you?

>>158823637

VS, mostly.

>>158823761

Definitely commissioner. If you're in a situation where you need to rely on your pistol you're already fucked anyway.

>>158823761
If you absolutely must have a suppressor the Cerberus is worth considering.

>>158823761
>>158824534
Also the native is basically a VS magshot for 325 certs and has a suppressor option.

>>158824701
Manticore not native. Damn autocorrect.

>>158824534
>>158824701

Cerberus *might* work. That's still dropping 200 damage vs Comm or Blackhand and 125 vs UB, though.

Alternatively, how's the Emissary? Seems like a potentially handy panic button bullet hose, and might it contain some trollish keks with a suppressor?

>>158827279

Crossbow.

>>158827279
Cerberus has a really cool reload animation. Go for that and hope they buff it eventually.

>>158829954

Spiker's reload is the coolest in the game. Too bad the gun is such ass.

>>158829954
>3 round burst
>same damage
>3 bursts per mag
>longer refire to compensate
it's been a while since we had a truly "scary" VS weapon like the Lasher and Jackhammer used to be in PS1

>>158830057
Spiker looks retarded. Try not to look too close at the not-actually-glowing ball as it magically floats out of the player's clipping left hand and into the gun.

Cerb looks fucking awesome even if you slow it down.

>>158830101
ehhh

Honestly, the only thing the Cerberus REALLY needs is less damage dropoff. It shares a damage profile with the Rebel (250 initial damage for sweet 2-headshot kills on non-HAs), but that damage starts falling off at half the distance the Rebel does (8m instead of 15m) and falls off faster once it starts.

>>158830185
not to mention it's min is lower like the spiker's goddamn 84 damage jesus christ whose idea was that

>>158830429
braise vanu :-DDD

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>>158830429
I bet those damn Terrans did this

>>158830185
>Spiker looks retarded. Try not to look too close at the not-actually-glowing ball as it magically floats out of the player's clipping left hand and into the gun.

Those aren't bugs, they're features!

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Praise Maggie!

>>158831460
no
praise werl and gandalf bubsy

>>158785425
>20 credit hour semester

Back in my days you had to pick a at least 30 ects worth courses per semester. Or are you an American and it works different there?

>>158812685
>>battleeye downloads
>>game won't load
>>get error trying to find an URL
>>AS A FILE ON MY COMPUTER

Was that URL www.fastmemoryman.ru?

>>158821909
>I'm getting like 45-60 fps with gtx 1080 on ultra. Should I not be expecting more

Depends on your CPU but currently something is broken and everyone is getting 50% lower performance. Expect it to be around 100 when they fix that.

>>158831679
>have 12 courses a year, worth 5 credits on average
>if you fail half of them, but get good grades on the others, you still pass
it's fucky

>>158831679
Same here, used to be 60 ects per year.

Or maybe his univ is allowing him to do 20 ects during first semester and 40 during the second.

>>158831896
praise werl ;^^^))

>>158832196
Werl isn't even prgramming, is he? I thought he was just an idea guy or something.

>>158832151
Or maybe he's doing gender studies or some other retarded numajor that lets you do retarded shit like that so you won't get triggered

>>158832721
a bad idea guy

>>158832836
The TR victim complex would be a great sociology phd subject.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11535990/
http://www.strawpoll.me/11535990/
http://www.strawpoll.me/11535990/
http://www.strawpoll.me/11535990/

>>158833395
How do TR have a victim complex?
The only ones whining are always NC and VS.

>>158833405
I dunno what to say to this. I play occasionally, and I kinda wanna come back, but I don't wanna do it without my CLABros.
Its boring solo.

>>158834023
>don't want to play without a bunch of roleplaying trannie hackers

>>158834418
Hey, they find good fights and make for good banter. I'm not saying I can't find good fights solo, but I definitely have more fun playing with other people than I do alone and after all of my experience with ORBS, I'm hesitant to even join a big name platoon just to play with people.

>>158834418
>girl is a better player than me
>it must be a guy and a hacker!

>>158834470
>ORBS
are they even still a thingm

>>158834871
Dunno

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hey Aliens, just virus bomb us aleady pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2kpHwS77OI

the cat died btw

>>158835052
well the WWIII is coming and hopefully this time we will wipe ourselves from the face of the Earth so it can reset and penguins and dolphins will take over.

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>>158835461
https://youtu.be/VOh9X9A7tNM?t=90

Ascension or Self - destruction brother

nature is self regulating.

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>>158835052
why did i click this link

i hate being sad when i go to sleep because then my dreams are even more depressing than usual

>>158832721
I think he's the community manager and creative consultant

>>158833405
I ain't getting back on to play until either I receive an email for welfare platinum guns or they come up with an event worth playing for. Been more than 6 months now.

>>158835865
I hope I can ascend before these fuckers ruin the world the selfish lazy fucks

>>158836040
cute, would cuddle until she falls asleep
but i CANNOT tolerate the fact that she's eating SPAGHETTI with a fucking KNIFE holy shit who died that

>>158837008
I'm more concerned that her spaghetti looks like someone took a dump in it

>>158836167
That would be literally taking the bait.
The wise thing to say would be "I'm not coming back until they fix the game and it seems to be heading in a good direction", i.e. never

>>158837159
mate if your poop looks like that you've got some serious trouble

>>158836040
where can i find more of this gril

>>158837228
>where can i find more of this gril
google reverse search

she got fat

>>158837396
oh fug

>>158821909
lower sensitivity and turn off shadows and flowers. Planetside is very CPU heavy. Get better CPU

>>158840350
>Planetside is very CPU heavy
not anymore

>>158840494
idk man i uninstalled about a year ago

>>158834023
Lalunia and I still play.

>>158840768
I know, but I don't often see you two online when I check. I do realise you still play, but I never manage to match up the right times is my problem.

>>158840802
Well, Lalunia has to fight the other kurwas to see who gets to steal what, and I have to work.

>>158841004
Hey, I work too. And I've got a fiancee, which also takes from my time to play games.

>>158841048
Are you cursed to turn into a girl when you get splashed with cold water?

>>158841139
Considering she always tells me to stop being a girl if I'm not in the mood for sex at any given moment... yes.

>>158841004
Heute gestohlen, morgen schon in Polen :--DDDDD

>>158841004
>and I have to work.

good boy, gotta feed all those arab refugees!

[meme]

>>158841980
>all those arab refugees
>in pooland
m8

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>>158822351

>>158844468
>joe
>not a german cucklord

>>158845026
>didn't get killed five seconds after it phased into the sky
UP, needs urgnet bufs

I'll come back when they've removed all Russians from Miller

>>158845759
you know full well they actively encourage cykas to play on miller

>>158846589
;_;

>>158834023
i play alot, on the miller
but alone, i have no friends

>>158848131
ha ha

>>158831679
America, each course counts as 3-4 hours with the piss easy ones being 1-2 hours. They're all engineering classes so spank my ass and call me Maggie

>>158848887
i resorted to the zergsurfing and farming digs/bhos/elmes. it's not that terrible so far.

How do I get my friend to play a good game instead of this dead husk?

servers down? i can't log in

>>158854049
touch his peepee

>>158854049
succ her benin

>>158854049
what good game? bf1?

what's with all the bf1 shills lately? don't they know that anybody still playing ps2 isn't going to quit for their shitty ""WW1"" simulator

Scrub here.
What's the hot NC meta these days?

>>158857007
Remember back when people shilled Eternal Crusade?
What a good meme that turned out to be. Not even an MMOFPS.

WHY CAN'T I LOG INTO THE DAMN GAEM

>>158857645
because you haven't finished your homework

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>>158808981
is this CLAB's motto?

>>158857698
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

>tfw I haven't spent a single cent on this game

>>158858359
I'm your mother.

>>158858385
Why though? Someone keeps you playing, don't you think the company deserves some money so they can actually hire more devs?

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>>158857007
but planetside 2 is the actual ww1 simulator with some sci fi skins, bf1 is a piece of shit arenashooter with random spawn vehicle, 1 by 1 foot faggot maps

>>158857605
i fell for the EC meme ;_;

my tonk in war thunder has better handling/movement than spessmen in that game

>>158859771
did it come out

Are you going to play the next Matt Higby game?

>>158859943
They decided that they can't actually deliver on what they promised, so they declared their non-MMOFPS team based third person shooter with progression as the full game.

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https://twitter.com/planetside2/status/792791558785495040

>>158857452
aim better
meta is for 1.5 ivi shitters that want to feel good about themselves

Anyone else unable to even load up PS2 right now?
The launcher opens, but gives me a 50/50 chance or so to error when I try play the game. IF it lets me load up the first screen, it crashes before it loads fully.

I've tried verifying game cache so the installer would be forced to redownload the latest updates and all that, but no difference in behaviour. Anyone?

>>158860561
They're currently having login issues, this might be related.

>>158860637
I suppose it would be come to think of it. Initially I was thinking "yes but I should get to the main screen even" but then I realised; there probably isn't even a main screen option for if your account couldn't log in properly.
Instead of asking you to try and log in while inside of the game, it would just crash as it has no idea what to do I suppose.
Usually its just that you can't log into your specific characters, but I guess that's what they were referring to.

>>158860315
ha jokes on you nerd im a 1.6ivi shitter

>>158860287
thanks, i was getting scared that battleye banned me for some unknown reason

so did battleeye cut down on cykas at all?

>>158861052
half of RO is gone, F0G quit preemptively before the battleye patch

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>>158651576
Theme song while we wait for the login servers to come back on

>>158860941
1.5 ivi is a state of mind, not an actual statistic

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>>158861365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlthHhiR8TY

>>158861365
>Theme song while we wait for the login servers to come back on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYlPt-n8PKw

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>>158651576
Alright fellow planetmans, have you ever legit LUCID DREAM?

>>158862101
actually yes, i was very much into that when i was in high school
was p cool desu

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>>158862498
at 27 years old I can tell you I lost count of how many lucid dreams I had in my lifetime although they were pretty rare occurrences save for every odd week of every odd years where I had several in that one odd week