/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

What is the item you get for buying the Skellybike? Or is it like the Nightblade where there is no item and they fucking lied about it.

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post humor

>>158640235
asking again in new b-read

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Help me gtag
Which one looks the most shittery?
1, 2, 3 or 4?

>>158640513
Bottom one. Go fucking home, Jorn. This is really annoying.

>>158640608
i will never stop baka

>>158640626
Ironic shit is still shit.

>>158640667
stop bullying me baka

1st for CUCkTRUCKS

>>158640513
Third one looks like a really good halloween costume. Other than that, kys

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do we get to keep these masks? I kind of like this one.

New bike does great burnouts/peel outs. Spin the wheel like normal while turning then let the brake go then twist left and right to swing wide and the bike will start to drift. It's amazing. No other bike does this.

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>no one told me the Zombie Bobber is the best bike
>have to spend half a check on a rubber trike to find out what I really like


200 for a feat

>>158641386
SMASH THE NASTY BUG

>>158641386
I really hope so

>>158641386
Kamenrider lookin nigga

Why, yes, anon! It was included with the other bike as well. The item you get is an overwhelming sense of disappointment in yourself. :^)

>>158641426
holy fuck the rear end slides like crazy

>WOW PLAYERS ARE STACKING CLOTHING TO MAKE THINGS WE'RE TOO STUPID TO CODE?

>INTRODUCE NEW CODE TO STOP THEM FROM DOING IT

Cuckstar logic

>>158641685
>>158640063
Meant to reply to (you). Fuck me

Anyone TTing?

>>158641817
Hi Rockstar

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Nice fucking first person aiming rockstar

[Insert autistic redditor sperg-out about the thread being called "bread"]

>loading gta online for 10 minutes

very good game

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>>158640283
>>158642184
haha you used bread instead of thread, because it rhymes with thread, bread, thread, breath, hehe XD

IT FUNNAY EVERY TIME I TYPE BREAD INSTAED OF THREAD LOL
HAHA I GET IT EPPPPPPPPPIC

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>>158642398

>>158642191
still loading

>>158642435
INTO THE STARS, TO BUY CANDY BARS

>>158642882
a kid with a knack for invention

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>be TTing
>crash
>try to start again¨
>servers unavailabIe

You have to buy the edge master bike to unlock the halloween clothing?

>>158642995
Suck shit faggot.

>>158643071
t. Cuck*

>>158643029
There's a single shirt that you unlock.

>>158642150
What gun is that?

>>158642435
is that Jimmy Nu-tron?

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>>158643071
AYO U BETTER SMASH THAT MF LIKE LIL NIKKA

>>158643126
Special carbine
All the red dots are fugged

>>158643118
>literally thinking I have to sell all my shit to unlock some edge master bike
>a single shirt

TOP

Anyway to glitch the glasses and masks back together on PC or did they just completely cuck that up?

>>158643202
Weird question, but does that make it any less accurate? Have you tested it out on a still NPC yet?

Also, the weapons have a sway to them, even when aiming. Are you sure you weren't just mid-sway?

>>158643448
Anyone?Posted in old thread by accident

>>158643324
i have
The bullets will always go that to custom crosshair i put in the middle of the screen
The irons and sights are way off
The RPG is even worse

The new gamemode is pretty fun.

>>158643851
Until it dies of course
because no one plays adversary modes

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Say it with me;

TWO MIRRION DORRAR!

>>158643928
That skull just looks like it's saying
"No daddy! Wrong hole!"
R* should've made different skulls, so you could get ANGERY skull or happy hippie skull

Gotta love how every piece of black leather is a different color shade. Fire the fucking """""""art"""""" team.

So does someone have a full list of the new content, free clothes and discounts?

>>158643928
Quite pricey isn't it goy? Better buy a card so you can afford it. Limited time only!

>>158643928
did you buy it qt?

>>158644346
>>158644589
did I fuck.
qt only has 500k

I already have an avarus its just a reskinned one. The avarus even has the halloween paintjob.

you can change the tank and guards so its literally an avarus with a skull

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>had a glitched outfit where I was wearing a helm and balaclava
>have a few saved with a hat and balaclava
>one with helmet gets the mask removed, all others untouched
>none of my outfits deleted
:^)

>>158644879
I have one with the pilot headset and it wasn't deleted either.

>>158644861
I figured it just be a reskinned Avarus. They really didn't have to charge us 2 mil for this, they could have just added it as mod or something.

Besra worth getting while it's on sale?

>>158645426
Yeah, very agile. Try it out in an air race or something.

>>158645426
Yes it's the best jet in the game IMO (unless you want to be a shitter)

>>158643851
scratch that, it's fucking shit

>>158645508
Don't! The Hydra is still the fastest jet in the game and people who want to win will use that.

>2 million for the skull bike

Is it at least going to be a permanent addition like the Valentines stuff so I can get it later?

>2 mil for a bike with shit performance but MUH SPOOPY look

>>158644879
>all my legit outfits gone

>>158646569
RED headlights

only vehicle in the game with them

>>158646569
>This is some how different from the previous Halloween vehicles with shit performance

>>158646645
The previous vehicles were at least somewhat cheap.

>>158642150
>>158643631
>stand still in first person
>aim at someone standing still, red dot on head
>shoot
>headshot
Nah you're just shit m8

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>tfw 133k
>tfw cant buy the ooga booga

>>158646951
how far away from their head were you?

also, try aiming your red dot to the right of their head as well

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>>158646987
>tfw 60 mil
>tfw smart enough not to waste it on absolute dogshit
>tfw it's leftover money from TT
>tfw there is literally nothing else for me to buy
>tfw still not stupid enough to buy spoopy bike

>>158647040
opposite ends of a crossroad junction

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>>158647213
>tfw too intelligent to buy useless vehicles

>>158647213
SC?

>>158647435
-Vanilla_Rice-

Why

Blazing Death or Hell's Furnace for the Fränken Stange?

>>158647549
neither?

>just want to join an MC while my growop is growoping

>join lobbies with 3 people in them

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u94yWGkoA6o

official ingame halloween radio station never

>>158647594
kys?

>>158647521
huehuehue

ded general on the day of an update

What's the tron bike going to be, 8 million?

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>have only 2 free custom license plate slots left
>can't launch iFruit cause it crashes all the time
>delete it
>reinstall it
>try to order something
>doesn't work
>check ingame
>mfw almost 3mil worth of license plates have vanished
fuck you rockstar
fuck you

>>158648014
2 Great White Shark Cards

>Spoopy bike
>Break traction during turn
>Fang it
>Multi-lane 'drifting'

Not worth 2 mil, not in the slightest but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't entertaining me.

>>158648014
2,375,000

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>>158648058
Same, I think it's because my garages have too many vehicles? It worked fine when I'm on my second character doing TT. When I switch to my main character and try to go to LSC in iFruit it crashes without an error message.

>>mfw almost 3mil worth of license plates
What. When I clicked "apply", it tells me it costs $100k, yet applies itself for free in the actual game.

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CALL THE POLICE THERE'S A MADMAN AROUND

>>158648214
the drifting is why I'm not selling the fucking thing.

>>158648229
>$100k each plate
>30 slots
>2 slots left
it hurts

>>158648287
JUST YOU WAIT 'TIL I GET YOU HOME.

>>158648214
>>158648296
Are there any other bikes that "drift"?
This sounds fun but I don't know about "two million dollars" fun.

>>158646951
Try moving buddy
The first person irons and sights are off, even moreso while moving
Some are more on than off than others
if you still dont believe me, i can make a video showcasing this

>>158647868
what
how

>>158648650
No AFAIK. This bike loses traction easily on the rear wheel for God knows what reason. The normal Avarus doesn't even do this.

>3+ bike lengths of wheelspin when accelerating
>all the non-stock body parts don't fit the spider/ skeleton/ spooky theme
>liveries don't work well either

sort of disappointed with the Sanctus desu but I'm tempted to make it ice blue and give that stupid skull xenon headlights

hallo effry1 im broughee 1 2 2

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Post Halloween costumes.

>>158648837
You watch tho, they'll patch this. Because it's >fun.

>>158648650
BF400

>>158648837
The reason is because the Sanctus has muscle-tier traction and beyond-supercar base acceleration.

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Chrome or alloy rims, small lip or no spoiler, glass T top or paint top. What do you think anon?

>>158649867
Not brown

>>158648650
avarus and bf400 do it too, though you really have to corner very hard for them to drift, the sanctus does this a bit easier

>>158648695
I'd be interested in seeing this for pretty much erry gun

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Contest is up, lads!
Already got a couple of pretty neat entries that gives gamefreak's fit a run for his money.

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>>158648782
>how
I'm sure you'll know how if you think hard enough

>>158650253
I am not doing every single gun
All guns are affected by this to a certain degree, only ones which arent are the ones without sights in the first place

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Who win?

>>158650487
Can you seriously smash the eyeballs?

>>158650487
This is probably the ugliest fucking character I've ever seen.

>comfy solo CEO crate grinding a in a session where everyone left
>teleports to warehouse and office
>cops disabled

mfw game crashes on the last pickup

>>158650638
You haven't seen curry's character then.

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>>158650607

>>158649867
No spoiler. You definitely don't want to change the body of the car at all or you'll never get compliments for your tasteful and refined vehicles on here.

>>158650505
Well GTA doesn't want to start so i can't make a video on it
But just go in first person and aim at something without sights and once it drifts away from what you are aiming at just shoot, and it'll hit what you initially aimed at
Try going full auto as well and it wont go where the sight points

>>158650487
Is that Bam Magera?

>>158650805
He's an earth rocker.

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>>158648904

>>158650678
pro-tip: Limit your network to 70 down and 35 up to force the "everyone left" meme

But nigger, shit. what are you doing grinding crates instead of TT? At least you're teleporting the crates around, I guess


Also, nice face you posted, faggot

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New adversary mode is okay but pretty unbalanced, Angels got a huge advantage.

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>>158651037
>that aim

>>158650905
Jesus Christ, people still play on Xbox 360??

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Gotta admit, roleplaying as Lucifer is kinda fun.

>>158651037
>console aiming
Other than that, is it just a slightly modified Team Deathmatch? The day / night mechanic seems interesting.

>>158651037
How do the angels have an advantage?
Is it because they are the ones who start?

>>158651095
i5 2500k

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>>158648904

>>158650905
Such lust

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>>158639742
>No more stupid tranny OPs edition
>not 'looks like them Duke boys are in a heap o' trouble' edition

>>158651194
which pants are those?

>>158651194
t. Tripcodes in /gtag/

>>158651151
That and it turns super bright for them while for the demons it turns night and rainy so it's harder to spot enemies.

>>158650946
no TT since banned from crew lel

>>158651240
Princess Robot Bubblegum muscle pants. Females have more PRB clothing.

>>158651291
What did you do? Upset some upper-rank sperg or crew killed?

>>158651332
*Shemales

>2016
>game still doesn't have a gender slider

>>158651289
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Night And Rain Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Turn Up The Brightness Like Nigga Use Your Eyes Haha

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Sanctus confirmed for fun

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>>158651130
>>158651151
Devils could barely see shit at night and they're easy targets to spot at day with the red suits.
Also in console, proximity vibration is fucked at night if you're playing as a devil because the in game weather's thunder also causes the controller to vibrate.

>>158651289
That's what you get for using Post FX.

>>158651542
>teleports behind u
>whacks you with shitty internet connection and a machete
>banters ur corpse
pshhhhh

>>158651430
Shoot at somebody doing the prison bus thing while flying around in a Hydra but I didn't kill them, switched to taking out cops around the bus and I'll admit not really understanding how MC shit worked due to not playing the game in almost a year. Then I helped someone doing MC work and used a Kuruma, which got me pretty much insta-kicked I guess.

>not technically in crew anymore but back in the session
>crash Titan int osome CEO helo with no survivors
>CEO guy kills me a bunch of times, want to go passive but can't due to being in MC still
>activate GM (dumb move, I know), kill them, leave MC, go passive
>this makes whoever I killed go nuclear and kick me from the crew even after being re-accepted later

TL;DR: did some dumb shit but onyl 2 kills after being kicked already really when all I really wanted was to TT anyway

>>158651542
adonis, you have shite internet my man

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>too afraid of all my outfits being gone to play GTAO

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Thanks

>>158651542
>proximity vibration

Is that an actual thing? Fucking cucktrollers baka desu

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Name my band.

>>158651897
Leddit and the Literal Whos

>>158651763
Only in Slasher and Lost Vs Damned.

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>Rockstar didn't do anything to the freeroam map for Halloween
>No fog
>No recolored moon & endless night
>No decorations outside homes & businesses
>No blood red sea
>No monster hunt in the mountains with prizes
>No fun

>>158651897
the cuck clique

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>after doing a night of TT

>>158652003
That's rich coming from the only banned player in the crew.

>>158652084
kek

>>158652108
being in the crew is cucked tho

>>158651995
Oh, here's another one.

>no Loch Ness monster in the Alamo sea

>>158651995
>no spooky altrust camp
>nothing in the abandoned mine
>no zombies coming from the bio lab

>>158652143
>damage control

>>158652192
>responding to the retard who can't help but hurl insults

>>158652162
>nothing in the abandoned mine
You sure about that? I saw something cool.

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>>158651194
>PRB mask
>double V pose
>weeb wagon

Get out of my head, anon-kun.

Will I be able to repurchase the Halloween facepaints later on if I buy them all now?

>get some more money
>wiped again
???

What are the alternatives for online again? My patience is growing very thin.

>>158652542
Yes.

>>158652542
Yes. Same goes for the bobbleheads.

>>158652563
>>158652601

Cool thanks

>>158652319
No you didn't

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>>158648904

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Just got done sucking my boyfriends asshole, any questions?

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Who /Dragula/ here?
I love the Franken Stange.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI

>>158650505
>go to ammunation
>get gun sights checked

>>158654175
How do you turn on only one light on the skellybike?

>>158653543
nobody cares qt

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>>158653530
>not rping as based bubbles

>>158654251
you shoot it out retard

>>158654491
but u le commented u must le care
thx 4 da {u} XD

>>158654491
>implying anyone would be qt's boyfriend

>>158651897
Gimpy and The Chuckle Fucks

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>>158654614

>He doesnt know about my canadian furry bf

>Outfits were wiped again
>Except for the one outfit that's actually glitched

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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>>158655479
rockstars incompetence wins again

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>>158651897
>55 year old face on a 20-something year old body

best outfits so i can make my biker character look like an SS'er?

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When are they going to fix the no damage bug?

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h- have i ever told you how beautiful you are
you're a wonderful asistant

If Rockstar really wanted to fix GTAO, they should incentivize reporting hackers. Make it so if someone you reported for hacking gets banned you get 15k or something.

>>158654047
Kek
It's just that R* has made retarded swaying animations when aiming in first person
And the hitting point doesn't follow

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>>158656909
HEY THIS IS RON

>>158657016
BAD SPORT

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>>158657069
Remember when bad sport and insurance were disabled because the menus spamming it getting people's accounts drained and thrown into BS lobbies? Those were the best days.

>>158656979
giving hackers something to take advantage of, nice

>>158656979
They can't even hand out a proper payment for their photo and video contest, what makes you think they would reward players?

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Contest is now started!

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>>158657747
thanks ms skeltal

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>mfw Rockstar made the new weather cycle, the thing in this update I was the most excited for, exclusive to some shitty game mode
ONE FUCKING JOB ROCKSTAR

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>>158657747
an easy win for samsoncorpus

>>158657016
THESE ASSHOLES KEEP TRYING TO TAKE WHATS OURS

>>158658240
Called it.

>>158658240
Will Rockstar ever get their heads out of their asses and realize nobody plays their shitty adversary modes?

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turns out there's an irl east los fm in los angeles

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>>158652896
Pretty spooked desu.

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turns out there's an irl
city name sign in los angeles

>>158658806
I do playlists with friends a couple times a month with my own TDMs, races and such along with some of Rockstars game modes thrown in. Siege Mentality is fun. If we have low numbers we do the bicycle vs truck versus thing. Most are fun but not many play them. On PS4 if you quick job you'll probably get a good lobby though.

>>158659186
Someone should hide the skelly bike at the end of the tunnel and trick scrubs in to looking for it.

>>158659186
>retoasting an old toast
shame on you

>>158659292
I wish more people played top fun, I fucking loved that.

>>158658806
>Thinking Rockstar is ever going to stop.
>Implying it won't just get worse.
The Adversary mode spam has only been getting worse over time. At first it was random invites, then it was random invites with the top left pop up telling you to accept it, then they made it so if you delete the invites Martin resends it with two invites in your phone instead of one and the top left pop up, now they're planning on locking vehicles behind it so people are forced to do it. Won't be long until there's weapons locked behind Adversary mode, then it'll be "New Adversary mode has been released. Fucking accept the invite or your account is getting wiped."

>>158659238
woah nice find

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turns out there's the same buildings in los angeles

>>158659238
Mind = BLOWN

>>158659557
You just blew my fuckin mind

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>>158654067
More like three WHORESMEN ! AMIRITE?!?! XD

>>158652545
>>158655479
>200mil wiped
okay I can recover from this
>grind 2mil from the 20k starting money doing biker missions, login today for halloween
>your balance has been adjusted
>20k again
fucking kill me.

so, CEO or MC - quickest way to get rich?
also best outfits so i can make my biker character look like an SS'er?

turns out there's an irl "river" in los angeles

>>158659362
Haha! Toast instead of post! I get it, because it sounds similar! Epic!

>>158659803
So what, once you're marked by Rockstar you can't make more like 100,000 a day or else the system will think you're suspicious and correct your record?

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>>158659891
turns out i'm an idiot irl that forgets to attach images on an online los angelian grand thefting auto imageboard

>>158659803
I'm just about done with this shit. Five Reborn development better pick up after this mess.

>>158639847
i'm sure the frog didn't feel any pain

>>158659968
Make more than 100k*

>shekel card merchant intensifies

>>158660049
so did they plagiarize this stuff or what
can we sue?

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turns out there's an irl harbor in los angeles

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turns out there's an irl beach carnival polo thingie in los angeles

>>158660458
>Can't draw dicks in the beach sand in GTAO

>>158659852
CEO.

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>>158653551
Is it available again?

>>158660806
Yes.

>managed to fill and sell a small warehouse on my own in a public session without anybody trying to disrupt my work

It's a miracle!

>>158660521
>can't drive through that goddamn volleyball net

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>no manhunt mask

ffs it was 3 years ago, just let us have it

>>158660521
But you can take a cannister of fuel, draw a dick in in the sand with that and then set it on fire so you have a flaming dick in the sand instead.

>>158654579
Can you get the kind of glasses bubbles use? Julian or Ricky RP seems easy enough to pull off, but Bubbles looks harder.

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>>158657747
Edmund Blackadder will claim the prize

>Sanctus is almost $2 million dollars

What in the fuck

>>158660049
not from the US, so I'd like to know
What's that for?
Redirecting floods or something like that?

>>158661491
git gud and acquire more money

>>158661553

I still have millions in dupe and switchbux. There is no reason for that bike to cost $2 million.

>>158661225
But it's just not Julian without a drink in his hand at all times.

>>158660992
there is a "please stop me" mask but it was event only

>>158661762

That's the one I mean, it was available for one day via crates and never again.

>>158661658
The jews are jewing harder because the value of money has decreased due to the proliferation of counterfeit bills out in the wild.

>>158659803
Had this happen to a friend of mine 3 times now. Once they target you, you're done. They will never stop dumping your bank account. Either play something else or buy a new account.

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>still no redwing style boots

>>158661359
How did you not make this kind of costume over a fucking year ago?

Stop sucking dick.

>>158661491
>They admit the bike is shit in the description.
>Then price it for 2 million dollars and packaged a limited time t-shirt with it.
This is the most insulting scam they've run to push shark cards yet.

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>>158662852

>all outfits wiped (3)
>none of them were made with glitches or menus

J U S T

>>158651652
You sound like a scumbag

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>>158657747

Use the money to kill LJT if I win

https://youtu.be/_Zl1HDohce0

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>>158657747
Prepare yourselves. This costume is maximum spook. Spoilered for incredibly disturbing content.

>30+ halloween masks at 20-25k a piece

Why are all the new outift options os irdiculously expensive? It makes less sense than cars, who wants to grind for a variety of hats?

>>158663871

Its not like any of them are new

>>158662694
I'll own a pair of Iron Rangers someday. Wearing them in-game will just make wanting them hurt more.

If you buy something immediately after selling bonds so the cash doesn't get deleted will Rockstar ban you for being a cheeky cunt?

>>158660256
It's actually in Long Beach but whatev

is it worth it to get the shitty cheap garage or should i save for something better
im just starting out

>>158663573
Helicopter guy, is that you?

>>158664295
Save up for the first 10 car garage, it's only about 100k, then your next goal should be either high end apartment ~400k for heists or business office
1mil+ for creates and CEO stuff

>>158661819
>snatched one from the jaws of an entire session of frothing dipshit retards
>stopped wearing it shortly after the novelty wore off
>Biker update dumps a fuckload of Manhunt-tier clothing and mohawk hair out of nowhere
>become Fug

Smug lyfe.

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>>158660992
>>158661762
>>158661819
>>158664562
I know that feel.

>>158664381
No.

But I've learned several things about you.
-you use a menu
-you kill crewmembers with godmode on after they show they're better than you
-you do the one thing that everyone in this crew absolutely fucking despises, and that's going into passive mode after a cheap (literally godmode) kill.
-you think these things are not a big deal
-you think griefing CEO work is fine, even when it's your own crew

Like I said before, you sound like a fucking scumbag. Glad you got kicked.

>>158664418
ah ok. got almost that much so i'll buy that garage when i can. thank you for the help.

>>158663526
I got my outfits wiped just by putting on a scarf with the wrong shirt. Totally "legit", Cockstar just didn't like it

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>>158664716
>taking the game this seriously

I annoy crew because it's funny. If they ask me to stop without being an asshole about it, I do. I also don't do it in open sessions where crew are the only people who don't try to murder you on sight.

If you have such autism over this sort of thing maybe you shouldn't be playing a freeroam crime simulator.

>>158649867
*wheels

>>158651128
Lucifer wouldn't be a biker, he'd be a hipster

So what's the best method to report random ukrainian fucks doing TT in public? The ingame menu doesn't even list hacking outright and I'd liek to attach a screenshot.

>>158663871
>new

>>158664942
Maybe you shouldn't bother joining crews if you're just going to kill everyone indiscriminately anyways.

>>158664942
If you have such autism about a ceasefire within a group; aka the most basic fundamental requirement for unity, then maybe it was completely justified to kick you and you shouldn't bitch.

But what do I care, you're just another banned menu bitching in the thread. I can't wait for your crash attacks on our crew servers, you'll definitely be the first to think of using a menu to grief us.

>>158664942
Sounds like a typical case of -Name syndrome, where GTA is the only meaningful thing in a NEET's life.

>>158664942
>I kill people unprovoked and expect them to respond in a calm and bitchmade fashion

You're a scrub that got rekt and has to turn on godmode to win because you're pathetic. Stop talking big nobody is buying it, you're terrible and nothing without that menu.

>>158660256
>mid left
>catalina wine mixer

>>158664716
>the one thing that everyone in this crew absolutely fucking despises, and that's going into passive mode after a cheap (literally godmode) kill.

So how many kills should one take in order to placate autistic manchildren? 1? 2? 5? Until they get bored? I've seen this shit go on 3 vs 1 for 5+ minutes, it doesn't until passive mode is used.

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>,mfw I lost my Hearse

>>158664942
>im an asshole to people but i expect them to not be assholes to me

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>>158665448

I was kicked out of the crew forever ago. I still have several hundred million funbucks. I still join crew sessions because I have friends in it. I still do exactly what I said in that other post: I annoy crew for fun until they get annoyed enough to ask me to stop. If they act like you I continue doing it because you are an lolcow.

If you want to talk about fundamentals, how about you not froth at the mouth with angst? People who have been on the internet or playing online games for more than five minutes understand why not to do this.

>>158665360
fuck the screenshot, just use "Other" and explain what they're doing in the box

>>158665507
It's not that GTA is meaningful, I just wouldn't play it without some kind of regular group that didn't act like mindless assholes. And since I do actually want to play it, that makes the very basic crew rules worth following.

>>158665757
>He's REALLY SOMETHING in that video game he plays all day!

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Do people on here really get mad if you use a menu?

Menuing is a legitimate strategy if you aren't Godmode Shitting

>>158665857
Move the goalpost all you want faggot, you were getting rekt so you turned on a menu, a the combination of griefing crew and then using a menu when they defend themselves is a more legitimate cause for a ban than anything I could scarcely imagine. If "guilty" had a picture in the dictionary, I'd be your face. I don't care if you were killing randoms, if you are getting killed fair and square and proceed to abuse passive mode and a menus in order to get revenge, then you are the lowest scum there is.

Enjoy playing solo, that's all you'll ever manage with that attitude and temper.

>>158665913
You on PC?
I can spawn you one.

For fucks sake, i come back to /gtag/ after a few weeks and the first fucking post i see is the goalpost nigger.
If you want to argue get off the internet you fuckin retard.
#triggered #gtagisshit

>>158666168

I get accused of using a menu all the time because I can actually aim

>>158665976
You sound like that autistic kid in gradeschool that didn't know how to interact with girls you liked so you just played pranks on them and pulled their hair and shit until they all hated you.

What sad, pathetic souls menu-griefers must be.

>>158666421
>being this angry

>>158666512
But I'm not even involved in this. I just think it's funny that you admit to griefing crew with a menu and for some reason expected a different response. You almost seemed surprised, like you didn't expect to be ostracized. It's almost cute in a naive, primitive sort of way.

>>158666647
>autistic
>sad
>pathetic

Let me know when you can have a discussion like an adult.

crews were a fucking mistake

>>158666729
Let me know when I'm having a conversation with an adult.

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>>158666787
#BURN

>>158666187
cheers senpai (you may have already done it for me)

SC: Malakaira

>>158666787
>>158666863
>when you get so pissy you samefag

>>158666146
They act like they don't use them but I think most people have one in the background 'just in case'. Then there's a bunch of people bragging about it.

>muh menubros

>>158666975
sent a FR

>>158666787
Fuckin' rekt him cunt.

Is the bike thing worth it? I have ~700k, want free money without mods.

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>>158667193
>I have (less than $10000000) [...]
FUCKING POORFAG LEAVE

>>158664247
Long Beach is part of LA County....

>>158666168
>abuse passive mode

*Using like intended.

>Groza91 is STILL mad that his skiddy ass got banned after he kept attacking gtags
>keeps rejoining and keeps attacking gtags
>GUISE WHY AM I BANNED I DINDU NUFFIN

>>158667193
It still takes a lot of work. There isn't really a way to invest and grow your money in the game. It's mostly just buying the means to control the missions a group does. Joining other CEOs and MC Presidents is free, and the good ones will rotate the work to make sure everyone makes a lot of money.

>>158667427
*Hiding like a faggot bitch

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>>158666975
Enjoy.

>>158667584

People who get angry about passive mode seem like petty fucks who will see that 1-0 score and it ruins their entire life.

>>158667584
>having blue balls because you didn't get your REVENGEANCE in a video game

>>158661518
Yeah, hence the name: "Flood Channels"

>>158667779
>>158667738
Spotted 2 faggot bitches who hide in pussy mode.

>>158667930

Even right now it shows. You're getting anally devastated over anonymous comments.

>>158667930
Spotted the faggot who has to kill everyone for no reason when they're just buying clothes or some shit.

>>158667380
Since when do people refer to geographic counties rather than independent cities? There's distinct cities with their own governments within LA county, and God be damned if I hear another person act like Long Beach doesn't exist when it has the second largest port in the world.

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>>158668054
I come across this situation all too often friend.
>Shopping for a new fit
>get shot
>kill the guy back
>he goes passive

And I'm the faggot.

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>>158657747
Everybody's seen it already but i don't give a H*CK

>>158666146
There is a difference between using a menu and abusing one
Groza was doing the later, thus he was banned

>being upset because you got killed once by a kos shitter
and
>shooting/killing people on sight just because "lol it's a crime simulator fag"

Both are retarded and all of you should be ashamed.

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>>158657747

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Youth_in_Asia

>>158668149
In that case the Hollywood sign isn't in LA, it's in the Hollywood Hills, fgt. Long Beach is LA to the rest of the world, deal with it, At least you're not part of Orange County

>>158668476
>being upset

But clearly whoever banned him channeled that into something productive (guessing it was bl8r)

Why do people assume that a response is inherently emotional? Maybe I enjoy arguing on the internet, ever think of that? Maybe I'm not emotionally involved but merely have an opinion on a topic I just read about and want to give my 2 cents?

are biker sales always with 3 vehicles?

>>158668778

this is why arguing in gtaonline is better

you can just shoot them

>>158668667
No because Hollywood hasn't been a real city since 1910, it was absorbed by LA and only sparce locations within it are independent. Long Beach meanwhile is its own city, separated by a 45 minute freeway drive, and unlike hollywood, has its own city counsel and government.

>>158668915
No. Sometimes a big single truck. Sometimes 4 bikes.

>>158668778
Did I ever imply I was talking specifically about you?
I said people who get upset about it should stop doing it.
If you didn't in the first place, good for you.

>>158668943
Except you can't because they go passive.

>>158669112
I'll allow it

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fun bike to be senpai

>>158669190
Then they try to come out of it for a cheap kill. Then go back in.

They are a pest. They are looking for trouble but they just don't wanna take their medicine because they know they'll get rekt. Passive should be changed to one use per session.

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>>158666729
>>158666787

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>>158666787

>>158669424
If they were actually any good at the game they would kill you over and over but they can't so they hide. They're trash.