/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>>158739689
Haha! Bread instead of thread! Funny every time!

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>>158739689
>get the sultan
>get the anime paintjob
>get the futo
>make it look like the initial d one
>thought i was being funny
>join gtag
>everyone has the same cars

>>158739812
BACK ON THE ROCKS

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>>158739815
I think it is funny that you complain.
Every time I bake a bread, I am going to say it.

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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

Pedestrian money hack is pretty premo.

>>158740235
Elaborate.

>>158740235
What?
Another Money hack method?
Explain.

>>158740589
Spawns peds at your location, each drops $2000. Made 3m idling in a short time tonight.
Doesn't spam time trial messages and you can do it wherever so it's a little safer from nark's.

>>158740732
Just checked it out it seems cool,

>>158740235
>>158740732
>>158740824
Any links?

>>158741270
http://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/grand-theft-auto-v/191922-gta5-akuma-real-money-hack-pedmoneydrop.html
The TT Hack still seems like a better option

>>158739812
>>158740068
>NPG
>Mega NRG Man
I think you are on to something here

>>158740732
Works in Solo sessions too.

Got 35€. Is this game worth buying just for the multiplayer?

>>158742091
Kinda. Just never play alone without a crew or a couple of friends

>>158742091
No.
It is with the single player though.

>>158741621
>Mega NPG Man

Pshh, it's all about Dave Rodrows.

>>158742091
No, not for the multiplayer.
It definitely is worth it for the single player if you haven't played it yet. Absolutely feels like a GTA:SA sequel and fills the nostalgia spot.

>>158739815
IT FUNNAY
EVERY TIME

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>>158739815
Man you just won't stop toasting about it in every bread, will you?

>>158740087
i think it is funny that you almost sperged out and left after you got demoted to Lt.

>>158742091
SP is fun but you can just pirate that, dont give money to the greedy jews, they hate PC players and just recently made a deal with Sony to DP us.
MP is ok, just dont fall for the /gtag/ meme, find a good crew or make your own.

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I hate bulletproof helmet side stepping fast marksman rifle guy!

>>158743134
>side stepping
at least they cant jump. Havent played fps since cs1.6, still getting flashbacks.

>>158743134
why do they always kill themselves

>>158743318
Gotta protect that K/D.

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>>158743134

>>158743624
an accurate filename

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>>158743134
>>158743318
>when you start doing the exact same bullshit and they get so assblasted

>>158743624
People who convert a 256 color format to webm deserve to be hung.

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Halloween outfits?
Halloween outfits

>>158743823
People that think posting the same thing, but 15 (FIFTEEN) times larger filesize is acceptable deserve to be banned.

>>158739924
It was never funny but If you get enough people driving them together it can get funny.

>>158743913
You are spreading a crippled webm that retards will keep reposting. Death isn't enough for you.

>>158744012
>crippled webm
How so? What is it missing that the original GIF had?

>>158744070
A reason to be limited to 256 colors per frame and a low framerate.

>>158744070
nothing. i am a retard

>>158744191
Fair enough, give me the source vid then.

>>158738319
Friends-only. I'd rather not but I feel compelled to.

>>158741367
>http://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/grand-theft-auto-v/191922-gta5-akuma-real-money-hack-pedmoneydrop.html


Can I get a link to the TT Hack?

>>158744375
>compelled
something to hide?

>>158744461
No not really. If you're that curious just add me, it's p barebones.

>>158744440
http://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/grand-theft-auto-v/189023-gta-5-undetected-money-hack-1-35-a.html

>>158744325
It's the Hillary roast thing from a week ago. I'm sure /pol/ already made it a webm, so don't bother.

>>158744612
Thank you.

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>>158743008
There is no need for you to be upset.

Whats the hack I see people using to teleport. I see it all the time on Pacific. Can I get a link to that?

How much does a clubhouse cost every day? I don't plan to do any of the mission stuff, just want to have it.
I looked around but couldn't find it.

>>158745571
Basically nothing. Only the businesses are expensive in that way

>>158745694
Just like apartments then? Like 50 bucks or something?

>>158745750
Something like that. Businesses can cost up to 30k/48 minutes which is why LJT won't stop pestering you to buy them once you own a clubhouse

>>158745867
Wew lad, fuck that shit then, just the clubhouse it is.

>>158746027
Biker businesses are a meme among memes, don't fall for them.
Just buy the clubhouse for the perks, it's handy as hell to have even if you don't actively roll MC.
The ability to dismiss your PV without running three blocks and to summon bikes with no cooldown make the clubhouse well worth its cost.

Authority Beta

1.7.1
Added Player Model Changer (using it online deletes your official saved outfits)

Reminder that anyone that has had their outfits deleted are just skiddy shitters.

>>158746782
Nope. Nice try.

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>mfw rockstar will probably sell duffel bags for 30k each with different models and colors.

>>158746782
Yea sure, the fact R* deleted half of my outfits, even tho they were outiftis from the fucking store

>>158746943
They made 10 different colors for various pieces of clothing including bike helmets, BP helmets, body armor, gloves and parachute bags just for adversary mode and they're not on sale. Plus they would never test it with all clothes, as proven by every update since heists.

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>>158746943
>mfw rockstar will probably sell the police uniform at a price similar to the pilot suit

>>158746586
>Biker businesses are a meme among memes
No, you can make some pretty good money out of them without a lot of effort it's just that it's gonna take so long to even make back what you spent

>>158746782
>have a couple of glitched but not menu'd outfits
>have everything deleted
>recreate one outfit without any glitches whatsoever
>outfits get wiped again
Sure thing buddy

>>158744612
Im retarded because I cant get this to work. It says its enabled but nothing happens in agme

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>>158746943
>mfw

I'd pay ten times that price for one.

>>158747378
You need to be in a session with atleast two people

Anyone TTing??

>>158747620
I am. I was in a practically full session.

>>158747803
Try again in windowed mode, start it after GTA is running, switch to GTA and press L

>>158747803
Always do TT in private sessions like Crew or Friend sessions, don't do it in public sessions ore people will report you and you will get banned

>>158747803
You have to run as admin.

>>158739812
Why do retards think the blista compact is an AE86?

>>158747879
Ok gunna try this

>>158748131
Doing it with a friend now

>>158748186
It is.

>>158747803
anon you're going to get banned, you know that right

TT hack is a meme guys.
Ped drop is way better.

Why does NPG still post here when he was banned like a year ago?

>>158748343
no it's not unless you want to keep a 2nd character

I don't care because my 2nd character looks like a tranny

>>158748571
Ped drop averages more money/hour

>>158748271
>>158747879
Still didnt work.

>>158748340
Well now im not im in private.

>>158748343
Good to know, reporting to rockstar now.

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>Got bored of the Halloween content yesterday and don't feel like even playing today

Skeleton bike ended up being a meme not worth buying so I just bought rehashed content like face paints & masks.

>>158748343
How fast is it? I can get 1 000 000$ every 6 minutes and 40 seconds with the new TT

GOLF

>>158748925
The big merit i can imagine is that you don't randomly get dropped into the ocean every so often and and up breaking it.

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>tfw to intelligent for CEO

>>158749275
You don't get oceandropped anymore dummy

>>158748269
>Why do retards think that people think that CRX is AE86 when they just like it in panda colors?

>>158749275
The New one fixed the random ocean and airborne tp-ing so it is amazing, and it is fast as fuck

>lime green Zentorno with neons

The discount encouraged me to finally build a classic shittermobile and I like it.

>>158748269
Probably because people who play videogames aren't always too interested in cars

>>158748542
who?

>>158748649
new TT is faster

NORWEGIAN SALMON RANCHER SURPRISE

>>158750225
Link?

>>158750329
It is on the thread.

>>158749370
sheen?

>>158749545
>>158749724
Nice to know, I've not been playing much GTA lately so I've not been on top of things

>>158748649
I earn 1 million every 8-9 minutes with TT

>>158748271
Did all this still cant get it to work.

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love this

>>158748698
>what is anticheat
there's a reason people are getting reset.

>>158748864
I spent most of my savings because I love Halloween, and then I realized that the Tron bike will probably have a limited time special spooky t-shirt offer too.

>>158750708
>Heey guys, gimme attention look how big of a dick i am
>Fuck cheaters amirite

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post costumes

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>>158751382

>>158750708
Do this again and consider yourself out.

>>158751172
What

>>158750708
>messing with widdley's tt for attention
once a shitter always a shitter

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>>158751382

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>>158751298
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>>158751721
No need to be upset :^)

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>>158751382
>female mad max

>>158751671
do they not have any sort of software anticheat?

>>158751827
Who's mad? It was as easy as starting a closed friend session that you can't join and attention whore in.

>>158748269
Why do autists think anyone cares?

>>158751970
This is the most attention hes gotten in years.

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>>158751970
It was easy to continue doing this in the session to attention whore.

>>158752092
I don't even know who he is.

>>158752202
exactly

Is doing TT safe? Has anyone been reset yet?

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Has it always been here or is it some halloween spook?

>>158752389
it's safe

>>158752389
It is safe, nobody has been reset yet
t.been doing it since v2 of the hack

>>158752389
no, not if you've been doing it in a private session

over 100 mil and counting here over the span of 2~ weeks
speaking of which, is anyone doing TT right now that i can join? SC is MOA_WINGS

>>158750708
hey fuck you, you crashed my game while I was fapping

>>158752606
I thnink Widdly is doing it

>>158751620
the tranny costume could use a little work

>>158751620
is that supposed darth vader?

>>158749695
>panda colors
>Carbon hood
>meme wheels
>black spoiler
>eurobeat in title

totally not an AE86, I just like the colour guise

>>158752606
im not gonna post my name here because paranoid BUT you're on my friends list MOA and i can add widdly. You guys wanna start a dedicated session to avoid cargobob placements?

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>>158753508
I already joined widdly famalama

>>158752690
How can you be sure it was me

>>158753482
don't argue with NPG, he's a special kind of retard, even by crew standards

>>158753482
>totally not an AE86
it's not
are you stupid or something
it's CRX

>>158752606
>>158753508
Can I join too?

>>158753907
yes desu

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>>158753885
Hey everyone, look

it's Watson, gtag's superstar detective, here to show how the blista is a CRX. Reassertion of evidence is important to look smart, and is especially effective when you present the argument of a person to said person as a contradiction.

>>158753979
kk sent a FR to moa

>>158754756
ew

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>>158754756

Can you remove the livery from the Redwood Gauntlet? I'm thinking about getting a matte black or maybe even Bumblebee Gauntlet just for fun.

>>158755052
No
Gauntlet a shit anyway

>>158755052
You can't remove the liveries from the stock cars.

>>158754425
i went to play something else cause a friend wanted to play a game, join benicepls or widdly, hes in a lobby with 4 gtag

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>>158755271
Piss off, Gauntlet is fun.
The Redwood Gauntlet actually does extremely well in Muscle races where the Sabre Turbo Custom can't stretch its legs, since both Gauntlets are quite grippy and controllable for Muscle cars.

>>158755706
They would be a lot better with a spoiler, because the only thing they really have going for them is grip.

>>158755271
I know it's cucked without a spoiler but I just like the contours of it.

>>158754756
still better than using a blista

>>158756071
fucking this, if you have a white blista compact, just nys

>>158755706
Gauntlet a slow
If you want to drive slowly around a track where you advantages are corners get a Dukes or a Blade

>>158756230
fucking this, if you have a white blista compact, just nys

>>158756761
fucking this, if you have a white blista compact, just nys

>100k in 36 seconds with the pedestrian money drop

not bad

>>158757026
fucking this, if you have a white blista compact, just nys

>>158757182
fucking this, if you have a white blista compact, just nys

Reminder that if you do the money mod with TT you've already been caught as your times are saved and cuck* will ban you

eeeeeee

>>158757256
fucking this, if you have a white blista compact, just nys

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>Actually saw a chrome Adder last night

It was like seeing a unicorn, if unicorns used to be everywhere but then went extinct.

I haven't seen one of these shitters in years.
Hell, I never see Adders anymore at all.

>>158757438
This is why I didn't use hacks until the pedestrian one.
Now it's actually untraceable.
It might be a little slower but I still got 10mil today just watching YouTube.

>>158757530
fucking this, if you have a white blista compact, just nys

>>158757773
Kill yourself, in the old days of menyoo, rich peds was one of the earliest ways to get money, and was detected to get people banned.

>>158752426

Wow road markings are so scary holy fuck dude spoiler that shit

>>158757695
I actually started using one for freeroam recently. I love the way it sounds. Shame about the lack of customization.

>>158757803
fucking this, if you have a white blista compact, just nys

>>158757773
>>158757916
Yeah idk why you think it's undetectable; it's an old method.

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>>158757695
fucker disappeared before I could throw a shot in, though

>>158758212

I've considered buying one for the past few months. I'm starting to miss those old base game cars nobody drives anymore. All the shitters moved on to other plebmobiles too so the stigma's also gone.

>>158758235
fucking this, if you have a white blista compact, just nys

>>158756230
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>>158758564
I like this meme

>>158758430

I still have no idea what happened there, I didn't see a prompt for him leaving.

Also howdy Regis. ;^)

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>Go to Tattoo shop to see if there are any Halloween themed tats that I missed
>Nope.jpg
>decide since I'm there that I'll see what tats I haven't unlocked
>See that there is one that you need to "Rob 25 armed cars to unlock"
>Remember that Rockstar fucking deleted armoured cars from the game
>mfw

>>158756234
It has a sexy engine.

Don't care much for speed since I don't race, nor customization since I like the default look of it. It's a proper smooth muscle car

>>158757157
tell me more!

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>>158755706
Gauntlet looks nice but is "meh" to drive

Why is HachiRoku such a faggot?

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When that clothing piece don't have a color you want

>>158758941
good you look 90 sizes too large in it

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>>158758941
>mfw camisoles rarely fucking match with skirts
>the red skirt doesn't match the red camisold, the blue skirt doesn't match the blue camisole, etc.

>>158758632
fucking this, if you have a white blista compact, just nys

>in 600 hours I've been killed 0 times by the assault SMG.
Really made me think.

>>158759287
What, that an smg that can't be used while in a car is rarely used out of ot because at that point there are better weapons to use on foot.

The entire smg class is made obsolete by the AP pistol anyway and the entire lmg class is made obsolete by the special carbine. I don't carry a single smg or lmg in my loadout.

>>158759668
>he doesn't carry the combat mg around

pleb

>>158751990

It's autistic, wait no, it's completely stupid and borderline retardation to call one thing something else.

Which is why I'm calling you a dumb inbred faggot, because you are.

>>158759816
>lower accuracy, range, and dps than the special carbine
>only redeeming quality is 200 rounds of daka daka
>implying I ever need more than 100 rounds in an assault rifle

LMGs are pointless.

>>158758047
I'm not asking if it's spooky, I'm asking if it was there before you stupid faggot.

>>158757157
>100k in 40 seconds with the TT
also not bad

But yea I guess you can do pedestrians in a solo lobby

We have a clear winner desu senpai

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>>158760216

>Did they add this thing here that isn't spooky specifically for a spooky event?

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD

>>158759235
fucking this, if you have a white blista compact, just nys

>>158758454
Buy one if you have a spare million, it's fun.
The Adder is like the 811's older, chubbier sibling.

>>158760112
Theyre for riding in helis and vans
they get a fucking huge damage boost that ARs dont

>>158758454
Stigma? You play GTA, for fuck's sake. GTA Online even.

>>158760318
Joke's on you, that's an ancient texture glitch. See how it repeats at the bottom?

Reminder that menu users can change their names, and the minimum legal name length is six letters.

If you see a name under six letters, go somewhere better.

>>158760318
I'M ASKING IF IT WAS THERE BEFORE BECAUSE IT'S FIRST TIME I'M SEEING IT YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER, "HALLOWEEN SPOOK" WAS JUST THERE TO POINT HOW I NOTICED THIS JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN

Also, I hope you die.

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>>158760502
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>>158756230
Frost White
or...
Ice White

You need to be more specific guys

>>158760710
check their name by viewing their profile in pause menu

>>158760675
>stigma

He's really just afraid of being called a fag in a crew session by the taste curator squad and not being able to do anything about it,

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>>158759287
>tfw you unlock the LSPD skin for a weapon and then never touch it again

still looks like it would be pretty cool in screenshots desu

>>158760939
>tfw you have LSPD tint for all your guns
I feel empty inside,

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>>158760796


HOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYY FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK NEW ~*~*~*~*~*~SPOOKY THEME~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ROADDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSS JUST IN TIME FOR HOLIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS IN ONE SPOT ONLY TO ENSURE NOBODY WILL NOTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE HOOOOOOOLYYYYYYY FUUUUUUUUCK

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>>158760796
>did they add this non spooky meaningless texture for no reason at all that serves no purpose in a spooky update?

>>158760663
>damage boost

I've literally never heard of this and I've been playing since day 1. It must be new.

>>158760990
I can change that, make you feel real full.

>>158760882

Yeah this I want an Adder but I don't want to read retarded shitposts about me having an Adder, so I just drive one in single player. Hope that answers all your Adder-related questions.

kinda' sucks how attachments don't change with the weapon tint, though

made going after the combat MG/carbine rifle complete pointless desu

Why do none of the apartments have functional balconies? It would be cool to be actually able to step outside, shoot at plebs, pop flares into the night sky, throw explosives at pedestrians or just basejump.

>>158761251
I can count the dedgen people still playing with one hand. Unless you're on PS4, then you're fucked.

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>>158760837
fucking this, if you have a white blista compact, just nys

>>158761370
closest thing you're going to get is one of those stilt houses, m8

it's not like it wouldn't be completely pointless after you're killed the first time and spawn a few roads over

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Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo are we going to have a halloween meetup or something?

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pedestrian money drop script in singleplayer, kek

>>158740732
From nark's what?

After about 3 minutes into tt'ing the game crashes. Is there a "magic bullet" setting to turn down or do I have to drop a lot of settings?

>>158761370

You want kiddies to be bombing people and as soon as someone retaliates they crawl back into the safety of the apartment?

Also you're an idiot, consider for a moment the fact that all apartment locations are shared among players. A rando who has the same apartment as you would be able to go onto their/your balcony and just fuck your shit up.

The lack of critical thinking skills in this general astounds me.

>>158761741
Drop everything, stupid.

>>158761370
Because they're separated by a loading screen and it would be way too much for the game to handle if you integrated all the interiors into freeroam at the same so that you could interact seamlessly between them. The lag would be even worse.

>>158761227
Another one

Where did I said they add it? I asked if it was there before or did it popped out today(recently if you will), since I never noticed it before. And once again, I said "halloween spook" because I noticed it only TODAY(at the time of halloween "event").

>>158761741
Drop everything down as low as it can go and disable menyoo if you have it installed

Also turn Vsynce off to speed up cash collection

>>158761370

That sounds really cool. Here's the reality.

>Step outside to chill on the balcony
>Eat a rocket from the street/jetfag flyby

>Next day
>Session with less people
>Step outside to chill on balcony
>Someone else in the session with the same apartment placed proximity mines on the balcony and you blow up and die

Balconies would have to be instanced and part of your apartment "interior", meaning no weapons allowed. Probably why a few places do have balconies, you just can't access them.

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>Animals still aren't in MP

>>158761871

OOOOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYY FUCKIIIING GOOOOOOOD

>>158762061
animals aren't even in SP, idiot

>>158758212
they need to make the spoiler move, that'd get me nice and moist

>>158761871
>Where did I said they add it?
> is it some halloween spook?
HURR DURR

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>>158762236

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>>158762236
>animals aren't even in SP, idiot

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>>158761251
Just buy it and love it, mate. Nobody is going to give you shit in 2016 for driving an Adder, since all the "le most expensivest means its the bestest!1" shitters have moved on to the X80 and RE-7B.

Plus, people are going to give you a hard time no matter what. If you drive a rarely-seen car, you're a hipster or a special snowflake. If you drive a popular car, you're a shitter or a sheep. If you drive a street car, you're a poorfag. If you drive an expensive car, you're a showoff. See what I mean? People will cone up with shit just to spite you, and you just have to learn to shrug it off.

>lel he exists! literally a slave to oxygen, what a fucking cuck

Haters gonna hate, son. Buy your Adder.

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>>158762049
I like your costume. It's not easy to put a recognizable look together.

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there's shit along my hairline on most of the haircuts, it's there regardless of hair colour. How do I fix this?

>>158763609
Turn off shadows

>>158763609

Take a gun into the Rockstar offices and put that on your list of demands.

>>158763697
jesus christ, that's supposed to be shadow?

fuck me, rockstar

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>TT guide

Download:

http://www.megafileupload.com/ko33/Sirius_Money_Hack_V9.exe

Screen Type: Windowed
Resolution: 800x600
Aspect Ratio: Auto

FXAA: Off
MSAA: Off
VSync: On
Pause Game On Focus Loss: Off
Population Density: Lowest
Population Variety: Lowest
Distance Scaling: Lowest
Reflection MSAA: Off
SoftShadows: Soft
Anisotropic Filtering: Off
Every other settings is set to: Normal

Do this in closed crew or closed friend sessions
so you can easily join friends / crew to find a TT session
Make sure you're not in a public session by pressing Y and looking at the top left corner, people already got banned for doing this in a 30/30 public lobby

>Open Hack
>Tab into gta 5 online
>Get in car
>Go passive mode
>Press L
>Go AFK/fap/jog
>????
>Profit

The V9 version is improved tenfolds in terms of speed, can easily generate 5mil in 15 minutes

>>158763697
>>158763756

It's not a shadow, it's literally painted onto your head.

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>>158763443
Thanks lad, now what car should I use for this, I'm thinking the Albany alfa

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>>158763909
I'd say the Windsor Drop, if you can afford it.

>>158763827
>All times are recorded and Rockstar can see them all
>Rockstar has already begun mass banning.

You're already banned at this rate. Faggots don't even know it yet

>>158764149
sure thing Sonygger

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Does the disconnect appearance glitch still work?

>>158763881
is there a solution then? is this a common bug?

googling it didn't give me any results that i wanted

>>158764149
>at this rate
Been doing this ever since TT hack came out
if they ban me at this rate I'm banned after GTAV servers shut down

>>158763909
>>158764143
Do a Coupe-class GTA Race solo, and just take the Drop wherever you need to for photoshoots.

I highly recommend buying the car eventually, though.

>>158764149
literally all PCucks have been banned before, even the dindu nuthins. its a PC exclusive feature to get banned regularily

what will be the jet shitting of RDRO ?

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Does anyone actually look at the in-game web browser? They've got some neato things in there.

>>158764504
Working as intended.

>>158764682
Horse armor.

>>158764682
armored carriage?

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>>158764143
Had both
drop fits in nicely

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>>158764682
I'm guessing there will be a steel-plated tank vehicle in the game, even if they weren't produced until 1916. But there are historically accurate options.

>>158764682
There really was nothing as bad as jets in RDR's MP. The only thing that can be annoying were snipers. Teaser implied it's being co-made by GTAV team, so they probably have some dumb ideas.

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>>158764759
yeah

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>>158762236

>>158764504

It's not a bug. They did it on purpose.

If you want a related bug, there used to be one where if you even pass your cursor over the corn rows, it stuck the head paint from them on you permanently and it was extremely fucking ugly. That bug stuck around for a few weeks iirc, I was stuck with it for awhile.

Point is that shit's been around since deadgen, it's intentional. Supposed to give your hair more "depth" or whatever.

>>158764759
i love browsing it when i'm in the passenger seat going to a waypoint

>>158765165

Auto-aim HPP.

>>158765423
1 (one) dog

wow

>>158761741
Mine ran for about 50 minutes before crashing, but now I can't get it to run for more than a couple minutes. Settings are minimal, and I have a system that can run the game on max 100+fps.

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>>158765593
can't believe i never noticed it for all these years until recently. It's got a certain Robbie Rotten aesthetic to it where they spraypaint his forehead during the makeup process.

>>158765731
Oh right, I completely forgot the HPP. That thing was extremely good.
Now that you mention Auto-Aim, I'm curious what they're gonna do with lobbies now. In RDR it was only 3 free-roam modes where you can freely enable aiming preference in-game, then dedgen GTAV split lobbies into 2 weird auto-aim lobbies and a free-aim one. Then with the currentgen GTAV with First-Person View it further added more of a split right? They need to tone down the auto-aim and leave it to either 2 aim type lobbies or keep it like RDR's MP lobbies with Standard, Hardcore, and Friendly so you don't have "This person is in a different targeting mode" message anymore.

>>158766291

It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't seep out past the actual hairline, but it does on a lot of styles and looks like shit. I used to have that slicked back executive style until I couldn't stand looking at that paint on the back of his neck anymore and switch to something else.

>>158766575
I hope they remove auto aim

I don't know why anybody would it anyways

>>158766575
The hell is hpp

>>158766575

?? First person doesn't split lobbies, it's a camera option. You can move in and out of it at any time.

I don't mind the free aim split because I don't want to play with auto-aim shitters who can just hold L2 and mash R2 to win while I have to actually line up a shot. If I had my way they'd remove auto-aim altogether but they won't do that because it might scare the casuals away. Auto-aim lobbies are the most heavily populated in GTA:O, after all.

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>yfw goy is censored by (((rockstar)))

>tfw to intelligent to buy the sanctus

a gift and a curse

>>158767009
>to intelligent
>to
no you're not

>>158766984
>not riding a gar***le in that screenshot
baka

>>158766917

The High Power Pistol. The standard shitter gun of RDR, and combined with auto-aim is the closest you could get to being a jetshitter in the dying west.

In RDR there was no split between casual aim and free aim so faggots who used casual aim just rolled around with the HPP and auto-aimed everyone to death with it.

>>158766718
>>158766972
That too, though they'll probably be lot of complaining considering how expanse R*'s playerbase reaches (like all those 12 year olds in Armored Kurumas/Chrome Adders I've blown up). Though I do wish it happens and other companies follow suit, kinda like DICE allowing up to 110FOV on consoles.
>>158766917
High Power Pistol. Think of the Marksman's Pistol in terms of damage but less recoil and fully automatic.

>>158767124
it's a meme you dip

>>158766718
I have a friend that comes over and plays singleplayer, and he always switches my aim from free aim to full auto aim every time he plays. He uses a controller, can't aim for shit, and just goes on rampages for hours shooting up gang members and running from cops over and over again, losing like 200k every time he plays from deaths

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>>158767124

Don't tell him about his life if your not even intelligent, anon.

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>>158767124

>10+ invites from Martin and Dom on my phone

>>158767938
anyway to turn that shit off? Including calls from LJT and Ron?

>>158768054
Ahahaha, oh you.

>>158768054

Welcome to what literally everybody has been hoping for for 3 years.

>>158768054
Welcome to GTA: "Telemarketers got a hold of my number somehow" edition

>>158768054
>>158768425

>In a firefight with a shitter
>Trying to sprint to cover
>Phone pops up and answers instantly due to mashing button
>"HEY ITS RON HERE"
>Get headshot by the shitter

>>158768054
Enjoy paying one million shartbux for forty eight minutes on a do not call list.

>>158764149

Then how come they haven't done shit about it anon?

Still got my hundred mil

>buy clubhouse
>nigger keeps harassing me by phone and text to buy a business

FUCK. I already have like 4 people constantly calling now I have this asshole too. Why does R* do this?

>>158768667
You have to buy a business to stop Malc.
Then shut down the business to stop LJT.

>>158768667
The clubhouse is definitely the worst 'garage' if you're only buying it for bike storage, fucking Malc won't stop harassing me. I wonder how anonymous this business network can be if he can track my every move or lack thereof.

>tfw we're never getting a working vanitytable so we can change our hair or make-up whenever we want

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>>158768667
>Why does R* do this?

You fucking know why.

>>158766718
children want to feel good

>>158768984

You can change your hair and make-up whenever you want retard.

>>158768993
>these characters that are spamming my phone sure make me want to buy sharkcards for some reason
yeah no

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Hey doods.

Whats up.

>>158766575
Always was quite fond of the aim settings being in the kill feed desu
>expertly killing a level 50 buffalo rifle shitter as he keeps trying to roll into lock on range for his casual kill

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>whatcha doin this beautiful saturday night?
>gettin jeff'd and doin contact missions with randoms
all games i tried to play today had ded servers kill me

>>158768813
This. Also, when you shut it down make sure you have some leftover supplies because he'll keep calling if it's empty. Sometimes every 5 minutes.

>>158766057

I bet you have less than 5% completion in SP.

>she doesn't hunt deer
>she doesn't RPG rabbits
>she doesn't minigun cats
>she hasn't seen Bigfoot yet

I could go on, but you're probably red in the face enough already, aren't you sweetheart.

>>158769220

>Malc spamming you to buy a business
>Shittiest one is around $700,000
>Any even approaching worth buying is over $1 million
>Need to further upgrade any of them to make them worth a shit, adding over a million more to the cost
>Even fully upgraded they take forever to simply break even on the investment
>Not realizing this is just a huge moneysink, and you can't stop getting phone calls annoying you about it constantly without buying in
>Retard can't put 2 and 2 together for some reason

Yeah yeah.

>>158769671
actually i did put 2 and 2 together i just pretended it didnt
haha fooled ya
got em

>>158769875

Keep trying little kid, maybe you'll be a big kid like me someday.

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>>158769476
oh would you look at that, cuckstar servers are fucking shit too tonight.

>>158769141
The fuck are you smoking?
Hair and makeup doesn't get saved like clothing.

>>158769978
Nigga that's your own shit connection.

>>158770208
bitch i even stopped the torrent.
but then webm's take a fuckin long time to load too
nah, my net is fine

>>158764670
>literally all PCucks have been banned before, even the dindu nuthins.

Not me. How long do bans for moneyshits last anyway?

>>158769483
>when you shut it down make sure you have some leftover supplies because he'll keep calling if it's empty

Fuck, thanks. Thought he'd never shut up about that.

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>>158770161

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD I HAVE TO GO DOOOOOOOOOOOOWN THE FUCKING STREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET TO THE BAAAAAAAAARBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER WOOOOOOOOOOOOW HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>158770768
>going to the barber because you can't even put on lipstick yourself in your own home

You are a failure of a tranny, faggot

>>158770768
now this is advanced autism

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So /gtag/, have you sold your shitty cars yet?

I've never been banned because I never give myself money by any means with a menu, ever.

All I do is grief randos and aimbot.

>>158771059

>Being a tranny

>>158762049
>>158763909
>>158764946
If you're actually trying to play dress up as Cindy at least do it properly. Put on a orange bikini, put on the white and pink cowboy boots and maybe swap the shorts out for a pair of the new shorts with stockings added in the update. Also change your hair to blonde and choose the wavy bob haircut.

Such potential and you fucked it up.

>>158763443
Tank Girl?

>>158773215
That's my favorite car to drive so I'd never sell it.

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I-is the contest still on?

>>158773903
it was a work in progress
i mashed everything together whiIe in an empty session before going back to tt
added the wavy bob cut after the pic but hate how it´s smushed by the hat
gonna take that advice though

Who is the cutest gtag irl?

>>158774096
literally who are you supposed to be?

>>158774324
Me

>>158774453
Meryl?!

>>158774324

Me

>>158774453
Merryl, prolly.

>bought a Nightshade, thanks pedestrians
>dem wide out wheels
>dat engine sound
>made it midnight purple

now if only it handled better and didn't have the same 'babby's first epic stock car' mods like all the other muscle cars

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>>158773903
Hey, you got it. Tanks for making my day.

>>158774571
6/10

>>158774542
AKIBA

>>158774613
Is Tank Girl any good? Where would one get full comics for free?

>>158774768
I've always liked it, but comics are really about personal taste. I don't know where to find them for free, but they're worth trying. The movie has a cult following, and I think it's worth watching once too.

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>>158773215
>awd
>perfect balance between understeer and oversteer
>stylish as all hell

to sell this vehicle is quite the goof, fellow

>>158775184
bought a windsor drop instead.
Its a fucking landboat, wood trims n all, 0 regrets.

tfw all these nilled cheating cunts are now ~lv10 mad shitters lashing out at everyone

>>158775184
It's incredibly bad off road. On tarmac it's great, but it's slow as fuck off road.

>>158774605

That's the same color as mine, delet it right now.

>>158775321
Don't think they wiped any accounts yet.

>>158740732
>Spawns peds at your location
Not quite it's more like it turns you into a black hole that sucks every pedestrian (and shopkeeper, Vespucci and hot dog guys at least) to your location, killing them in the process.

It's fun, but it does depend on the time of day, location and general local population density. I can see it setting off alarms with R* if it's trying to process ~30 stacks of 2k all at once though

>>158775893
den shits up with all these low-levels cunting around?
also
>Loading Online
>forever
why is this day so shit

>>158776121
Probably because they caught up on TT overleveling you tremendously.