/owg/ - Overwatch General

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old enough

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>>158480881
The best

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Reap

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>99th percentile on mccree headshots
>cant hit shit on widow
Why is this?

Reminder to never heal Hanzo or Widowmaker, not even by accident.

Junkrat is a cunt and anyone who plays him deserves to be kicked in the genitals

Heh.

I reap Jack, thats what I do.

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>tfw your waifu carries you to diamond

>>158481183
Widow is almost always outside of McCree's falloff range.

Also at 25m heads are like 6 pixels wide.

>>158481241
But I like going Junkrat in KotH

>>158481217
Are you the autist Mei from the last thread

>>158481217
But what if you're lucio?

>>158481241
You don't like getting trapped?

>>158481291
>getting tired of Zarya
>try Mei
>win as well
Waifu power

>>158481183
the zoom sensitivity in this game feels so fucky. ive even changed it to supposed 1:1 but something feels weird.

>>158481241
Junkrat is fun though.

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Amélie Lacroix
>tfw no qt smug vampire queen to go Trick or Treating with

>>158481183
Have you tried changing scoped sensitivity?

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>>158481493

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>>158481493

>>158481404
Then don't play Lucio

Tfw no mccree bf

>>158481361
He's saying he's trash with Widow.

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step aside nerds, esports coming through

>>158481821
Dis nigga aimbotting?

how do i git gud with le hooky fat man? when i hook someone, do i aim for the head or the center of mass? how do i win hook duels with other roadhogs?

>get a quadruple kill as Nano Boosted Genji
>"Thanks for the achievement, Genji."

>>158481926
No, Overwatch has 15 gorillion players and 1 gorillion developers no one can ever cheat in it

>>158481821
>lucio in that position
>d.va not using defense matrix
>GM

>>158481821
>e-sports
>sports

>>158481926

Blatantly obvious.

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how do i play tracer?
honest question

>>158481821
flicka da wrist

>>158481926
Clearly as he snaps to the lucio through the wall and lands almost nothing but crits

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>it's a teammates never ever attempt to shoot the reinhardt shield allowing him to fucking moonwalk back to his team because they didn't notice him kill everyone earlier episode.
>this episode has been put on repeat until the foreseeable future.

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Blue post about the report system

>>158481410
Every single thing he does has me on tilt
>LMB: area denial on fucking steroids, no punishment for just sitting behind a corner and spamming shit that 2shots most heroes
>E: does 80 fucking damage besides snaring you for 3 sec
>Shift: Does more damage in an AoE than a direct grenade hit, on a low-ass cooldown
>passive: easy to remember, which makes it even more annoying when you get killed by it once in a hundred times
>Q: not enough variation in volume, so it's hard to judge where it is, fucking impossible to destroy unless you're one of 4-5 heroes

It doesn't help that none of my favorite classes counter him well.

>>158482046
Stand behind the enemy team, be a nuissance, tickle them, don't fucking die.

can you still buy halloween skins and stuff after the end of the event?

>>158481217
As much as I like this idea, you need ultimate charge.

>>158481493
I'm kind of happy that despite being horrible monsters they're BFF's with each other
>and they can make fun of Junkenstein together

>>158482046
shoot people

>>158482141
Yes. Next halloween

>>158482009
that's not GM, that's top 500

I just got temp banned for calling people a bunch of niggers because they didnt know how to play. Since when is Blizzard a bunch of SJWs?

>>158482141
Yes, but you have to wait a year.

>>158482046
Dash around a lot, but don't overuse it so that you're out of escape options when the enemy comes to try and counter you.

Hit squishies so that they won't have healers / snipers / anyone who can help the enemy team last longer.

Remember that the enemy team isn't a bunch of idiots and that they WILL remember where you were in the last three seconds. Use your E only if you know you'll be safe when you come out of it.

Good luck!

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HANA

>>158482021
>>158482070
I felt it was painfully obvious when he hit the Hana from behind.

>>158482275
Didn't you know? This game is SJWatch. They filtered "ggez" because people got offended by it.

>>158482348
>not wanting to hit hana from behind

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>>158481821
Man I tried to get this done as quickly as I could but I kept forgetting to set the settings for the good file size. That, and my computer is slow as ass.

What a crazy game though. 2, maybe 3 hackers on the enemy team with poor coordination against their 1 hacker armed with a coordinated team.

>>158481821
I thought people couldn't cheat in Overwatch

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>lose 19 win 26 in Silver
>make it back to Gold
>win 26 lose 30

>>158481821
That dva health bar just got deleted

>>158481821
Why isn't he banned within the hour?
If someone is cheating so obviously in Planetside 2 during work hours, an employee manually bans him.

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>Forsen was Top 500 last season
>is diamond now

>>158482707
Planetside 2 also has a player count that can be counted on 1 hand

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>>158482320
Best girl.

>>158481926
>>158482070
No reason he couldn't hear where Lucio is. The only weird one is going from Lucio to Ana

>>158482112
Play Pharah

>>158482536
>>158481821
I used to respect lass for being a good zarya player but now he's resorted to cheating?

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Back when Soldier was still used in pro games, his role was long range suppression fire. Why not give him 100 a round magazine so he can suppress more effectively?

>>158482548
I'll carry your account to plat, anon. I could use some stress relief by stomping shitters.

>>158482820
>play of the game maccree
>lass cheating
i just got baited didn't i

>remember to change the crosshair in Tracer to circle
>sudden increase in the amount of kills and skill

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>>158482785

>>158482275
>>158482462
>Act like a retarded child
>Adults find you annoying
>Get punished for breaking rules you agreed to abide by
WTF SJWS

>>158482796
> no reason he couldn't hear Lucio

The nigga snapped onto him through a wall m8

Should I have gold damage and elim as tracer? I think I'm doing well harassing enemy team and taking out healer but the best I got is bronze.

>>158482275
Good, you deserve it.

>>158483049
Depends on the situation, but you should at least have silver if you're doing it right

>>158481821
It's always chinks. Why? I thought cheating was considered dishonorabru. Or is it still ok to do it vs waito piggus?

>>158482462
They filtered it because Blizzard has a sense of humor.

>>158483035
I could easily see that one being a flick. Seriously try playing with headphones on and play Reaper

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>Wanna know a fun fact?
>"Sure."
>There's absolutely no way that the Nazis could've killed 6,000,000 Jews. Not only that, but every camp inspected by the allies was found to be a Concentration Camp while every camp inspected by the Soviets was found to be a Death Camp. Isn't that weird?
>"Ummmmm."
>he leaves the game

>>158483172
lol

>never learned to play dps
>comp has me playing tank or supp exclusively
>qp mmr too high, always get shit on

how do

>>158482707
Imagine the amount of loot boxes he will buy in the future.

>>158482804
I do, if I can, but I have the worst stats of all heroes on her.

>>158481931
>when i hook someone, do i aim for the head or the center of mass?
just shoot then melee
>how do i win hook duels with other roadhogs
you dont, just alt fire

>>158483290
befriend some dps's and let them carry you

>>158483290
>>qp mmr too high, always get shit on
Doesn't that fix itself eventually?

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>>158483290
Play the DPS Tank

>>158481821
I always tell lower rank people that top 500 is filled with hackers and I get "they're just better than you and you can't accept that."

>>158482872
>account
You mean queue with me.

>>158482707
But it's an F2P game so he will be back in minutes

>>158483384
that's why I always play support or tank

>>158483394
i don't want to lose

>>158483489
You mean all of them?

>>158483498
No, I mean log into your account and win games for you. I can't even queue with plat players.

>>158483290
buy a new copy of the game to play DPS on

>>158483564
>Winston

>>158483172
>Being a flick
>Snaps to him and follows path through a wall

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>>158481291
i'm actually surprised ive managed to get as far as i have playing her

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What's a Halloween item you haven't opened, but must have?

Mines Ana Ghoul. If I don't open it I'll buy it.

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please bully me

Haven't played since pre-Anna
What's the meta now? Want to jump back into competitive mode.

>>158483847
>not top 500

>>158483635
>catch 2 people at once
>now do more dps than soldier 76

>>158483847
I played with you like 3 games straight a few days ago and you lost your team the game twice with your refusal to switch off mei.

>>158483847
Mei is actually good. I wish I ran into more people who were good with Mei.

>>158483972
you cyberbullied me too hard

what is the average OW MMR?

>>158483854
zarya bubbled reapercopter is the meta

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>bought the game last week
>webm happens every game
>get called a fucking smurf tryhard every game

i love this game

I'm thinking of maining Bastion for a few days. How mad will my teammates be?

>>158483847
FOTM faceroller

>>158484037
3000 is considered average

>>158483620
That wasn't a question.

>>158484079
because you're still in the mmr dumpster where anyone with a pulse is considered a cheater, once you get adjusted out of the trash can or play some ranked you'll find pharah gets shit on by everything and instead of calling you a smurf they'll be calling you a shitter for picking her

>>158484073
Anaboost is getting nerfed, so we are going back to McCree and Genji meta. Possibly McCree and Widowmaker meta.

>>158484089
Very, when you end up getting a skillful POTG in tank mode.

>>158484120
3000 is top 10℅

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>>158484216
>salty pharah player again
>tfw a lv30 literal nobody who just bought the game plays better than you
life must suck, man

>>158484295
I see more "hold LMB in turret form" POTGs

>>158484252
yeah but he asked about the current meta not the PTR meta

>>158484203
And mine wasn't an answer to a question, my silver friend.

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>>158484079
>60 FPS

>>158484360
>facts hurt my feelings
typical shipper

>>158484360
>i can hit close range midairs
>please pay attention to me

>tfw played too much Zenyatta and now can't hit anything as McCree
>used to have 62% accuracy

>>158484534
>I shoot at shield and think I'm good

>>158484320
But most players just place, are content with their 2400 rating and never play comp again. 3000 is average for those who still play it.

>>158484360
>>salty pharah player again
What did he mean by this?

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any decent witch cosplays so far ?

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>>158484079

Enjoy your low levels while you can, soon you'll be getting buttfucked by Ana and McCree with the rest of us

>>158484579
i still don't understand how people stand playing quickplay

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>>158484421
problem?
>>158484470
you should check out Valkia's pharah tutorial vids. you can learn a lot. He's a GM pharah player, and is pretty cool

>ad hominem with "shipping" lel
step it up mr. insult master

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>it's "beyblade wipes whole team" episode
Can't wait for that movespeed nerf.

>>158484612
thanks mr skeltal

diegosaurs has autism if you get him on your team in ranked then throw pls

>>158484578
70% accuracy, 30% critical. Fite me irl fäm

Climbing ranks is fascinating, the changes in gameplay between brackets are huge, Ana's grenade goes from practically non-existent to something that decides the outcome of team fights.

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>>158484089
Depends how often you're picking off key targets. I got potg by going bastion on Volskya defense, setting up in turret form on the moving platforms after point A was captured, and gunning down the enemy teams supports.

Their rein was the only thing between me and them, but when Ana nanoboosted him, he pretty much left half his team to die by my hands while our teams junkrat and mei trapped and froze him repeatedly until he died.

>>158484660
wew lad a GM PHARAH PLAYER? i guess i should be a torb main since fredfltstone is a GM torb am i right

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>your team's comp is so beyond-fucked in so many ways, and its players are so bad that there is no one hero you can play to compensate

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Got a new season high by 1

>>158484727
>"that player has autism!!"
>"if you get him on your team throw pls!!!!!!"

kek

>>158484807
welcome to sub 3k comp

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>>158484421
do you prefer your games at a silky smooth 20 fps or something?

>>158484717
I'm not sure if a speed nerf or a damage resistance nerf would be better
Like, I feel the damage resistance would be too strong a nerf, but at least you'd be able to kill the cunt as he sanic'd towards you

Ana's ult was a terrible idea anyway, smdh Blizz

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>>158484862
Time for a 10 games losing streak

>>158484579
thats not how it works, except if you are talking about max rank

>>158484513
let me see you do it big boi
>>158484801
how to spot a salty retard with no reading comprehension: the epitome

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soon

>Rein and Roadhog holding on cart in numbani while everyone else is telling them to get high ground
>top healing as zenyatta when we have fucking mercy
>top elims too

some games are just lost at the start I guess

>>158484360
Please post a webm of how you deal with Zarya, Ana and McCree in competitive which are all 110% guaranteed to be in every team above any shitter tier with your ebin Pharah skills.

By the way, I'm not the guy you responded to.

Look, I LOVE the concept of Pharah and I love playing her, but you will seee in time that she is just bad against anyone with hitscan or any of the tanks.

>>158484862
how do people even end up in silver? haven't you been playing FPS' for like the majority of your entire life? shouldn't you not be shit?

>>158485013
how to spot a low level amputee fag: the post

>>158481128
>We got some lame teleport instead of this

>>158485071
Are you legit retarded or are you just pretending?

>>158485025
I hope they start the winter event at thanksgiving and don't wait until December.

>>158484641
And I don't understand why people can stand playing ranked with leavers, trolls, unbalanced matchmaking and metababbies getting tilted because of your "bad" pick. At least losing because of these doesn't cost you anything in QP. Also not anyone can be top 500 or even master.

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>>158484415
>And mine wasn't an answer to a question

>>158485004
Damage resistance nerf is pointless because beyblade still kills you in 1 second before you can shoot him. With movespeed nerf you at least have a time to react.
And i don't get why defense matrix can't deny nanoboosted Death Blossom like usual one. He still deals damage somehow.

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How do i stop playing supports and actually learn how to play Tanks or DPS heroes ?

>>158485057
You just bump them off a cliff, thats how

ANYONE WANT TO TEAM UP FOR SOME JUNKENSTIEN HARD?

I'LL BE YOUR ANA IF YOU'RE A MCCREE WHO DOESN'T FUCK UP HIS ULT.

>>158485165
all of the things you said are only problems in low ranked (<3500) games, i pick out of the meta at 3830 all the time and still win because people actually aren't bad at the game when you ascend from the diamond dumpster

>my ultimate is ready!
>group up!
>group up!
>group up!
>my ultimate is ready!
>group up!
>my ultimate is ready!
>group up!
>"guys group up so i can ult"
>"guys please group up"
>"please group up"
>"guys if you don't group up we're gonna lose"
>group up!
>DEFEAT

>>158482536
god damn what a shitty aimbotting player
and yet people will still flock to his dick with no question

>>158485260
click on them during hero select and press F1 during gameplay

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>>158485071
>how do people even end up in silver?
>playing FPS' for like the majority of your entire life

>>158483172
Look closely at how he follows Lucio's movements and immaculately sticking to his head the entire time.

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How easy/fast is it to grind points for a gun? I would like a certain one but dunno if it's worth stressing about it.

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guess my placement. did it solo

I knew I was bad just not this bad

>>158485260
You just play Junkrat. He's the most fun.

>>158485256
>>158484717
Beyblade? Junkrat's tire?

>>158485501
judging from your amount of meme points im going to say low/mid diamond

Played with top 200 guy named "linkzt". He was Zarya and used aimlock. POTG revealed him. Nice work Blizzard. Wonder how many more cheaters are in top500.

>>158485397

>Not wasting your teenage years getting good

Hello silver

>>158485556
Nanoboosted, Speed boosted, Zarya shielded Death Blossom.

Beyblade.

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>>158483209
lol

>>158485595
>>158481821
there were four in this one game

>>158485275
And if there isn't a cliff like on Anubis?

>>158485497
Playing a five matches, every day, losing only one or two, for an entire season should give you 3K of competitive points.

>>158485315
But in high rank games you must tryhard your ass off and play like a Korean kid on a near-lethal dose of amphetamine. It's very fatiguing if you play something like McCree.

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>>158485256
>asking for consistency in Memewatch

>>158485705
if you're bad i guess, i sit back in my chair drinking and cree/tracer all day in top 500 games, you can watch me stream at /carnagejohnson

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today i will remind them

>>158485315
>good teams are only above 3.5k
>need a good team to get to 3.5k

>>158485025
>Guess what we have today
>It's hare

>>158485686
You hope they aren't aimbotting

>>158485837
You don't need a team to get master, you just need to be good at aiming and pick to counter the enemy team's carry

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>>158485072
>using low level as insult
you're sinking lower than my level :^)
>>158485057
Haven't really did comp yet, but I will post don't worry.

I find good mccrees very hard to kill, but I don't have too much of a problem killing anas and zaryas

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>>158485013
i played tribes games for a total of like 10 years, being proud of midairing in overwatch is honestly adorable

and no, i have no clips to prove or disprove my skill because i'm not starved for approval

>>158485397
>overwatch is my first fps
>am already master

boi

>>158485837
>need people that comunicate with each other in order to get to 3.5k

FTFY

>>158485337
>listening to faggot players giving out orders thinking they are always right and they are the main protagonist of everything they do

>>158485894
>Still posting webms of being in the lowest Quickplay MMR bracket
Post some comp webms, I'll even let Diamond slide

>>158485636
Damn... that crazy

>>158485827
>not having malaria

I don't know whats wrong with some people tbqafhwy

>>158484890
you should probably kill yourself, i would kill myself if i was gold tier as well

>>158485894
Enjoy Harambe, Genji and D.Va dashing into your face and killing you with your own splash damage when you are 30 meters above ground.

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Who's /shittersgains/ here?

>>158485827
>there are people who STILL dont know what bug chasing is

they are the worst type of people. But as long as they are only infecting themselves its fine. The sooner they die from it the better. But when they purposefully spread it to unsuspecting victims is where you should draw the line

>>158485894
>but I will post don't worry.
And I will be waiting, Nirah.
I hope you make me feel embarrassed.
Are you on EU or NA?
We can be friends and play the best girl together in some quick play sometime, faggot.

>>158485905
I played VQ3 for 2 years, CPMA for 3 years, TF2 for a year, and I'm proud of my FPS skills.

I just post webms to trigger people :^)

>>158486130
Monkey is annoying, yeah, didn't have any problem baiting genjis and playing turn-a-matrix-on-off with dvas

>>158485958
Sure buddy, you go in alone and die for the hundredth time, and me and the four sound barriered guys will carry your ass to a win.

>>158485946
Then why even have solo queue?

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>gold objective time on payload attack as Reaper
Square root of 906.01 equals 30.1

>>158486183
EU
21154

>>158486296
>s-s--ssomeone will listen to me if I bark orders at them enough
>this isnt obnoxious to do at all

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Who else hit Top 500 entirely with solo queueing?

*psh*

Am I the only one?

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>>158486251
>"FPS skills"
>Probably uses a sensitivity higher than 50cm/360

>>158485621
I'm Gold.

At what rank do people start:
-defending the gas station in Ruote 66
-defending the high ground on the right in Numbani
-defending the choke in Nepal Sanctum
-defending the high ground in Anubis
-stopping getting picked in front of the spawn in Dorado
-defending the high ground in Hanamura B
Because I'm really getting tired of this shit

>>158486298
You can find randoms that talk with each other in competitive games.
I don't know how bad it is in NA o EU.

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>>158486251
And there are people with 15 years of high level Quake experience and they still cannot play Pharah at their MMR level because of how easy it is to counter her.

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>>158486445
>skill
>needs to restrict his movement

>>158485256
Defense matrix can only defend from things fire into D.Va's cone. Death Blossom often is past it it's just more noticeable with the damage/speed boost

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I never noticed the moon base before, neat.

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>>158486593
strenx is the best player on this list

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>the moment you realize the fags lurking this thread are FPS-only kids
>this isn't just another game to them
>it's the only genre they care about

>>158486465
I've had grandmasters in my games who didn't do so or try to get others to do so.

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>>158486669
>Acceleration

>>158486669
None of the young virgins in here are going to have any idea what you're talking about

t. grandpa gamer

>>158486870
>he doesn't know about kovaak's driver
spotted the millennial

>>158486445
>>158486669
about 19.8 cm/360
i'm not a great tracker (32% lg) but i can handle projectiles

>>158486465
"Doing the objective is for other people" - a thing too many players across all ranks say

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>>158487012
Because projectiles take no skill in OW. Their hitboxes are gigantic.

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yay

>>158487163
Some classes thing is mobility, and standing on the objective is counter-productive

Hey guys can someone post template list of helloween loot? I lost my data in format.

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>>158487336
You did it!

>>158487336
Only 475 more SR until you're out of the dumpster

>>158486429
no I did and lost it 2 games later and brought my rank down to what it was a month ago

>>158486316
>Gold objective time
>As Genji

Somewhere I fucked up in learning how to play Genji, then again I use the cart to heal and pick off squishies when they attack so it works I guess.

>>158486863
I had gradmasters who went chasing after Tracers and Genjis instead of capping the fucking objective. I think the "it gets better once you reach X SR" is nothing but a meme.

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>>158487447

does draw count as a loss or something

If Mei was removed from the game the game would only get better. Fuck her

>>158487702
Yes it does

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>>158487509
You're never out of the dumpster

>ana tries to peek me
>I'm zenyatta and she has a discord on her

what is your master plan here

>>158487509
My main is Junkrat. I AM the dumpster.

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>>158486140
Me

>>158487829

CRASHING THIS GAME

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>cave in and buy 50 crates because I'm not gonna be able to play again before the event ends
>get all the skins, emotes, and most tombstones I didn't have other than Junkenstein
>got enough credits from the unboxing to buy Junkenstein
>decide to go into a quick match because close to leveling up
>see gold
> it's junkenstein

>>158487702
It doesn't.

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>>158487736

>>158487906
Oi, that's pretty good.

>>158481128
that's not official, right?

>>158487941
oh dude.....

>>158487702
It does for the purpose of your w/l on stat trackers, in game its 3 points towards your gold weapon and no sr change

why the FUCK dont you get points for a draw? at least give 5 or whatever, jesus christ

20+ minutes down the drain.

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>comp lijiang
>teammate goes bastion
>about to ask him to switch but too drained after previous games of nobody listening to recommendations and contributing fuck all anyway
>go 3-0 despite the other team having lumberjack & rubbish rat

High gold is a scary place.

>junkrat: "come the fuck on retards i have gold damage"
>enemy zarya was full energy the entire match
theres a correlation here but im not smart enough to find it out

>>158485082
>you will never no-clip your way up to a roof to fuck a purple ass
>other ability key will never be freed up for a 40mm barrage like in the short

>>158487970
>>158487750
>>158488134
and on placements?

>>158488138
Why would your sr change when you break even? Thats a sign you're exactly where you should be

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>>158481516
>>158481436
Didn't even realize this was a thing. 35 seems to feel the closest to unscoped which I have at 15. It is helping.

Also I think I found the ultimate aim training method.

Quick Play queue with no duplicate heroes when

>>158488259
I'd assume the same as after. It starts you at a base mr then adjusts from there during placements, probably based on your qp mr if you dont have a previous season to go by

hopefully enumbre killed himself by now no one likes him

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>>158488423

>>158488423
I do.

I just experienced my first out-of-elo-hell "LE EPIC TROLL IM TRYING TO LOSE" player

When are we getting a report topic specifically for them ?

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So your current season placement rank was affected by your last season rank, right? Did that take your season high or the rank you ended the season at?

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>>158488657
t. Enumbre

>>158488708
lol it's just a game bro

>>158488423
how do people like you exist to specifically post about some nobody that isn't even an e-celeb? like you could probably count on 1 hand the amount of people who cares about this guy excluding his mom and you'd be the thumb that is up your ASS with nothing better to do.

>>158488708
Already in the PTR.

>>158488724
Probably the latter.

>>158488724
ranking was fucked up from the beginning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWo5bdrzvk8

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>>158487623
Thanks. Here have a blueberry.

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>>158488060
Well it's from the art book

>>158488982
Nice

>buy mako roadhog
>open 2 lootboxes
>get frankenhog
fuck

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sombra

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>>158488982
>>158489038
I love blu berry!

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>>158488798
neck yourself enumbre

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Can someone tell me why I, someone who does not give a shit about gaudy golden weapons or some shitty icons and sprays, should pick competitive over quickplay?

The only thing I can think of is no hero stacking, but apparently Jeff Kaplan said the team is going to make quickplay free of herostacking too. Don't quote me on that.

>>158489226
gross

>>158489292
I only play QP when I'm feeling masochistic, the fun factors are incomparable.

>>158489234
how did you know?

>>158488804
Explain

>>158488785
Sure but sym turrets right of the edge?

>when ur the solo healer as zenyatta so you're forced to keep your shit team alive instead of fragging 100% of the time

fug ;D

>>158489496
>Sure but sym turrets right of the edge?
Let me lay it on a little thicker
LOL IT'S JUST A GAME BRO XDDD

>>158489338
now you have an idea of how some ladies feel about sexualized characters

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>>158489496

>>158483160
Wait that's not a chink. That guys clearly white.

so what's the average on rating? I haven't played much but I just got my placement matches done and I'm 3026

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>can't get comfy and everything seems to fucking annoying me
>for an entire month this has been bothering me and i haven't been able to play properly and dropped from 3900 to 3500

i'm getting so fucking frustrated by this i nearly destroyed my mouse when i couldn't aim suddenly because it felt "annoying" like everything suddenly stopped being comfortable and it felt like everything was annoying me somehow. what the fuck has happened. i'm sitting with good ergonomics and posture, not slouching, desk height is right and everything

>Playing on Dorado
>Preparing defenses
>Walk by Reaper
>"Where's Sombra when you need her?"
How long has this been a thing?

>>158489565
What if I'm a lady and I just think gender bend art for Overwatch is objectively bad.

>>158489669
Autism and OCD
Try a shot or two of alcohol to steady the nerves.

>>158489292
i literally only play competitive instead of quickplay for these two reasons alone

1. faster queue time
2. no hero stacking

i don't really give a shit about the rank but hovering anyway around 3300-3800. at 4k i'm pretty sure there are just a bunch of cheaters

>>158489716
Forever

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>>158489669
I've been playing nothing but easymode Junkenstein brawl recently.
The concistency is great.
I can go entire sessions witout getting mad losing because someone is being a retard.
If someone fucks up it's still on easy so the rest of the team can make up for it no problem.

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>>158489292
Generally more teamwork and effort in comp aside from trolls and leavers. No hero stacking is really the big draw for me and if they had a mode that was basically non-ranked comp then I'd play that all the time instead. Personally I get more balanced games in comp as well since QP puts me against upper diamond and master players while I'm only mid plat.

>>158489565
As a lady, I'm pretty sure you can fuck right off with that shit. It's a fucking drawing, it affects nothing, get over it.

>>158489779
here is the thing, i'm always calm and not full of stress and not now either, and i'm always relaxed when playing games. just not suddenly for an entire month everything feels WRONG. i thought it would pass but it doesn't. i even skipped playing overwatch for a week thinking it was some temporary thing, but it keeps happening. as soon as i start playing it's like i suddenly get autism and can't stop feeling like i'm sitting wrong, arm position feels off, like someone is poking my ass with a stick constantly

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>5/1/4 placements

it's terminal, sorry anons I'm not gonna make it

thank you tracer for blinking past the first hanamura choke and just spending all match doing chip damage to the tanks at choke instead of going around and capping so we could push main

people just have no fucking brain

>>158488724
>Reached high
>Dropped to dumpster tier memeing
>Fucked over if I screw my placements
Well shit

>>158490063
what healer do you main

at 3900+ rating you start running into cheaters, at least in EU. Really hoping for a new banwave soon.

the best competitive matches for me personally have been around 3400-3600

>>158489627
awww yeah

I hope this is actually enforced

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What do these icons at the bottom mean?
I assume the red down arrow is the SR dropping thing where you lose SR if you don't play in a week but what's the other ones

Does spinning with high mouse sensitivity as Rein do damage as you'd expect or does it not make a difference?

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>>158488598
stop posting this picture. Reyes is not for sad

>put 10 dollars in for the Mercy skin or enough gold to buy in currency
>get the skin in the 3rd crate and go over 3k by the end

The next event and blizzard's bean counters can suck my ass. Triple the normal pricing is too steep. So far it seems like every event has 1 good skin if any, so it looks like I'm good for the rest of the year.

>>158490265
yellow means cant queue with someone in placements
green means ELO decay
red arrow means rank decay

>>158490227
Lucio and Zenyatta, but I'm trying to get better with Ana. I tend to prefer tanking or DPS though.

>>158489226
ted cruz?

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how's your halloween collection coming along?

>>158489226
looks like some degenerate eldar

>>158489472
butthurt suicide watch autist

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>>158490039
I fixed your shitty comic

>>158487365
Haha I want ana to kiss my dick

>>158490348
>green means ELO decay
wait so you still lose SR in diamond?

Anyone have the picture of zarya and it says "I'm growing stronger" and her eyes are lit up

>>158490237
can one up this, reached 3900-4100~ earlier and it's cheaters every other match, usually mccrees and tracers, occasional widowmaker. haven't played for weeks since and dropped to 3k, just rolling in quickplay

>>158490089
that's going to be a long climb, anon. I'm sorry.

>>158488423
fuck off enumbre

>>158490432

>Aliasing on the dots

Anon you can do better

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>>158490237
>mfw shitting on a rank 4000 McCree as a low plat McCree

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How would you design an offensive hero that's intended to be uber aggressive, pick off enemy stragglers, and have little to no defensive options?

Why do McCree's insist on trying to be flankers? Just stay back with the Reinhardt and healers

>>158490432
sounds about right

>>158488423
I like him but only because he makes roadshitters mad

>>158490541
honestly I'm not even really interested in climbing, I just want to play quickplay without hero stacking and getting placed against fucking 3500+ stacks

so I guess I'm completely fine with this

besides that's like one victory away from plat which is still kill yourself tier but at least it isn't gold

>>158490492
yup mccree and tracer especially. I haven't seen many widows myself. Someone posted a webm last night of a tracer aimbotter and I immediately recognized the pattern. I don't think I'll ever be able to go into the 4ks, 3889 is the highest I've reached solo.

and I'm slightly worried blizzard will use their diablo approach to banning them, which means we have a lot of seasons full of cheaters in front of us...

>>158482046
Act like her personality.

Insufferably annoying.

>>158490793
Mcree counter flankers

>Genji can't deflect during ult anymore

Is it enough?

>>158490714
Roadhog minus 400hp

>>158490714
pharah is already one

>>158490714
Stealth assassin who can't restealth unless the enemy loses sight of them for X seconds

You can still hit them while stealth and will briefly reveal them with a mirror like shine

>>158490956
no, just fix the reflect

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>dropping from 2666 to 2540s
Shit, guys, I think I might be tilting.

>>158490793
Because the Reaper's not doing it and the Tracer keeps getting blasted by Junkrat.

>>158490956
Just fix his hitboxes, for deflect, dash, sword strike, and his own health hitbox.

>>158490265
There's a fucking legend right next to them in the game mate.

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Why are champs in Paladins so much more fun than the ones in Overwatch?

Imagine if Genji fucked Mcree while Tracer watched in the corner. Then call the love child Androxus.

I ain't never going back to Snoresville.

>>158490714

Inverse Lucio. Damage instead of healing, focused instead of AoE, higher damage the less people are in LoS

>>158491129
No, thank you. That guy just looks like someone's artistic rendition of Reaper cosplaying as Spawn.