/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Lena!

OwO what's this??

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REAL new thread
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>>158412189
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>>158412189

DO NOT POST IN THE CURRENT THREAD, REDIRECT IMMEDIATELY TO THE LINKED THREAD IN THIS POST.

What is Pharah's counter? I've tried everything and nothing seems to work.

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>>158416785
>>158416617

>>158419452
She can't move quickly in the sky so try shooting her in the face.

Very satisfying to hook her, though.

>>158419452
Widowmaker, bastion, torbjorn(if you find a good spot for his turret, soldier and ana

I must've tried junkenstein's revenge on hard about a 100 times now, still no luck.

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>>158422801
>tfw won between the first 10 attempts

>>158425707
Did you play with randoms? I feel like it'd be pretty easy if people weren't literally retarded and do shit like wake up the reaper.

>>158422801
All you need is a mc cree that isn't retarded and an ana that can aim.
>fail with randoms a 100 times
>do it with a friend who never played the thing >beat it the first time

>>158426843
mbe we should get a group guys >>
farm xp
>how many boxes until Mercy skin :|

Anyone want to play ranked? NA East, low platinum.

>>158426843
Yeah, went with randoms because my friends are too retarded to play ow with a strategy.

Sorry pals.

>>158429160
I feel it. I can't play comp with my pals because they just play whatever the fuck they want instead of thinking about what we need, they go in make no callouts and wonder how we lose. I play alone and my luck changes completly.

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More cutie Tracey coming through!

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Mfw , not even a good Zarya can stop me

>>158432632
Cute indeed!

rip

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>>158416617

Zarya is balanced.

ENUMBRE has autism and i hope he commits suicide so he will make the world a better place

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Can this be the Battleborn General thread?

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Milfy!

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>>158412153
A haiku by Genji
Illustrated by Hanzo

>So much grams
>Unzip da bag, dip in my hand
>Then I palm trees

>>158450973
>making her look old

>>158453167
She's well into her 60s in the game's lore

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i love how embarassing this thread must be for everyone who posted in it xD

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LFG, qeetree#2291
EU PC

I love IR themed ERP, black guys move to the front of the line. I mostly tank or healslut but I like to healslut more than anything

>>158452962
poke go home

>>158455129
What did he mean by this?

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>>158458243
it's a /tv/ crossposter. ignore him.

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Got a better version this time

>your most played male hero has a kid with your most played female hero

>your least played hero kidnaps the kid and raises him to be like him/her

Is the kid better off?

Jesse McCree is for _______.

How often do you cum /owg/?

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>dynamic queue just works!

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How do I climb?
I get to 2750 just fine and then always drop due to leavers, king of the hill torbs and the like.

Why are people so fucking bad at this game? I don't think you could design an easier FPS.

if I'm from chinkland and I choose US when launching the game from Battlenet
does it shows me as US

because I still kept getting matched with SEA countries around me

>>158461716
we have oceana servers but under na

Fuck mei

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>>158461701
>It just werks

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Dubs decides my new Battlenet

what I play if it's relevant

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>two games from master
>loses 6 games in a row
>one of wich we had two simmultaneous disconnects at 30 seconds left of what was basically a won game in hanamura, making it go rounds 3 and 4 as 4v6.
>another of wich a guy was trying hanzo for the first time in his life including qp time and wouldnt switch

why

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>>158434494
How do I consistantly beat Rein as DVa in a 1v1?
I do the kamakaze punch thing for a quick opener on light characters but Rein will kill me faster than I kill him if I tried that. Do I just rely on DPS to take him out?

>>158461701
I am lvl167 and there were matches that I've been paired with lvl600, 700. You got it easy this time.

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>need one more dps
>pick widow
>get assblasted for it
>get a 3k right as the doors open
>team: "that was just luck. Switch to mccree"

>>158461880
大奶萝莉粉红鲍

>>158461710
well I started at 2400 and got to 3155(so far).
just do everything YOU can, and mute/ignore the trolls and such. and obviously play heroes like ana, zarya, genji, mcree and zen(koth and sometimes def). usually you should avoid playing these no matter what: symm, torb, junkrat and bastion.

>>158461949
>大奶萝莉粉红鲍
>Big Tits Lolita pink abalone
what

>>158462012
For heals is it better to go Zen/Ana over Lucio for the extra assists off of Discord/Nano Boost?

>>158461880
rainbowdashXD69

mfw 25 hours on torbjorn, playing him on attack.

Teams rage every time i pick him, in 80% of cases me ending with most gold medals and changing tides due to melting people while under Molten Core clearing capture points

i do that and still rage every time seeing anyone else pick torb even on defence, considering him potential wasted slot

>>158461880
>/vg/
>dubs
Try again

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HANA
A
N
A

>>158462062
He is a wasted slot and you're shit no matter how good you think you are.

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Big sis!

>>158462086
Color me retarded

>>158461880
7 or 3 Decides my new Battlenet

>Tracer complaining nobody follows her on the point on KOTH
>When we can't even get past the initial chokes because everybody's trickling in
I hate QP.

>>158462054
on def, maybe. im not sure.
on attack I'd always prefer ana and lucio since speedboost is really fucking good.

>>158461541
>Mcree X Zarya
Thats damn disgusting and unprecedented
>raised by hanzo
Heh

>>158461914
Pretty much.
Go for headshots if you can but it's more important to make sure every shot lands.
Assuming you both have full health you "should" be able to take him down assuming he has both abilities on CD and is pressing M1 on you.
It's a pretty risky venture as you can see but doable for sure.

>>158462151
m'lady

>>158462151
imahugefaggot

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>overwatch is going to increase the ultimate charge requirement.
>in platinum hell nobody even uses ultimates anyway.
>nobody even crosses the chokepoint unless their entire team is dead.
>no-one takes advantage when healers/support heroes are kills.

Jesus, what kind of abstract long and drawn out hell is this game going to become?

Please god just fix the fucking Skill Rank system, that should help the problem, I beg of you.

>>158462151
Tracey

>>158461914
>How do I consistantly beat Rein as DVa in a 1v1?
1v1 in full health, technically you can't, his hammer damage is faster.
Dumb rains will keep their shield up and you can just spam it/circle him and win
Good reins will dash you/hit you. At good shooting distance, and while shooting, dva cant move away from dash.
What you can do is take advantage of any high ground and spam heasdshots him where he cant touch you. If he raises his shield up only concerned about you, he'll be vulnerable for your team because he's locked in a single position. if he doesnt raise shield, you can kill him.

Only kamikaze punch him if he's already weakened. If you see he's at least half health, go for it.

There's nothing more frustrating than backfilling a lost match.

I just want my fucking win of the day, fucking Blizzard though loves to throw me into literally unwinnable games.

>>158462109
He either works or not. If he works and enemy team is too incompetent to lock him down all the time - he is invaluable, fixing mistakes of your team that fails to kill tracer, phara, jumping genji. You sniping enemies with headshots from half a map and melting tanks with RMB and wiping teams with molten core.

In other cases, he simply doenst work and there is nothing you can do if they specifically lock you. then i play Winston

>>158462217
I would if I could but I don't wanna get blizzard mad

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>>158462217

>>158462163
>No one attempting to pick up health packs
>Teammates ulting after the rest of us wipe and they are the only ones left
>Teams locking into 5x of the same character for shits and giggles
>Spectating teammates after death and watching as they all get killed by a flanker shooting them in the back as none of them ever turn around
Why even bother with quickplay?

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Tell me about Reaper. Why does he wear a mask?

>attack separately standing Ana as Winston
>she sleeps you every time and then plays emote giving you candy

>>158462272
If the enemy team is incompetent then anything works, that doesn't make Torb good. He's shit and that's why they're giving him changes.

>>158462181
Mccree and zarya are top cute you fucking pleb. He's the only one who can see right through her stronk woman facade and treat her like a lady.

>>158462151
iMasterB82Hanzo

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Cutest and best pairing

>>158461914
when he charges, dash straight up into the air instantly

>>158462448
All pairings are shit I hope you die in the imminent nuclear war.

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~~REMINDER~~

E-mail [email protected] to be eloboosted by a grandmaster player.

Reach that next division! Play with your higher ranked friends! Finally be loved!

>>158461914
Winston is Flanker. The main thing you need to learn with him is to AWOID ENGAGEMENT.

As a tank he`s good to drop shield BETWEEN enemies and his team, not to shield himself.

At all other times, he should harrass enemies - at their spawn prefferably. He can jump to high places like Reaper, and then attack unsuspecting passerby/healer behind lines etc.

His jump is great damage ability if you land on enemy, but its best use is ESCAPE - you jump to enemy, see if you can kill them quickly, if not as soon as cooldown is up you jump the fuck up away prefferably on high structure the enemy cant reach you at or behind the wall. And repeat.

You only engage Reinhard making surprise attack on him, there is zero reason trying to duel him, zarya or roadhog. You can contribute damage while they are in engagement with someone else by jumping them - its suicide going toe to toe though.

The only thing to bevare really is Zarya going with some teammate, means your surprise attack will be ineffective since Zarya will shield them.

If you want to fight tanks, wait for ult (which is very easy to get on Winston), and then knock them out of capture point/off the ledges, or even for fun lock down their spawn not letting them exit.

>>158462062
Of course you have gold medals, the turret has auto aim and hits every enemy for chip damage while your team carrying your dumb ass finishes them off. Stop picking torb retard.

>>158462405
Retards people not realize that the changes made to him are in fact a NERF.

Atm he can tilt your team easily by giving them armor - wiping enemies often, you can have great supply of it - especially on KOTH maps.

Now they reduce the number you get from scrap and make it regenerate, which in essense lowers his potential armor output.

>>158462709
seems legit

THIS IS IMPORTANT KNOWLEDGE FOR ME

if I'm reinhardt and the enemy rein is looking up with his shield, can I earthshatter and slay him and whoever's behind him?

>>158462820
>Torb is a great pick on KotH!
Kill yourself.

>>158462405
>He's shit
He is good even without his turret. His gun is great and armor packs invaluable.

His only real downside is asshuge hitbox.

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>>158462410

> surefour is just really really good

https://overwatch.panjury.com/verdict/video-proof-of-pro-player-surefour-of-cloud9

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i am now a mei main. go ahead, hit me with the negative (you)s.

>>158462721
You are clueless about how to play Torb. Please stop posting.

>>158462848
Yes

>>158462848
No. The earthshatter "projectile" will NOT go through a reinshield.

>>158462967
>>158462970
WHICH ONE IS IT

Also if I'm directly behind rein and his shield is up, and his allies are in front of him (for whatever reason, this is already a retarded scenario because I'm flanking as rein) if i earthshatter will I get everyone or just rein?

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>>158462448
Cutest and best right here

>>158462850
Depends on map much.

He is viable on 2 or 3 Illios maps. 1 Lijang. 1 nepal.

>>158462709
Please boost me man here is my
email: [email protected]
pw: suckmydick

>>158462959
You dont play him scrub, stop holding your team back.

>>158463032
It doesn't go through the shield no matter what side you're on.

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>tfw you're clinically retarded

Also is it just my crappy computer, or is this webm low quality and blurry? I'm trying to lern ffmpeg and I can't tell. I think it's it.

>>158463112
Yeah, just 26 hours. Just because you suck with him, dont project too hard.

>>158463092
It's not a scam dood

Set a recovery e-mail that is different from the e-mail you use to contact me and it is physically impossible for me to steal your account

>>158462054
Lucio is always the best option if you don't already have one.

Lucio's AoE heal skill is just too good if you have a team that can actually mitigate, and even if you don't you're probably playing against shitters who can't aim.

Learn to love speed boost, learn to love free AoE skills and learn to love the BOOP.

>>158463164
it "might" if him getting stunned makes him drop the shield fast enough for the projectile to not get blocked.
tl;dr: Anon should find a single friend and load up a custom game to try this stuff out.

>>158463185
Your PC, quality is great.

>>158463185
Use Webm for Retards

>>158463195
I dont give a shit how long you played him for I was saying dont play him, you are holding your team back.

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>overwatch server has a hiccup and fucking kicks me from a ranked match.
>takes me back to the login screen.
>doesn't actually let you login because of that fucking bug which hasn't been fixed since launch.
>exit to desktop.
>relaunch game.
>no option to rejoin match, suspended from ranked for 10 minutes as well as sr reduced.

Yeah thanks blizz, but I don't really want to be punished for fucking problems that arent even caused by myself.

>>158463275
>says hanzo main probably

>>158463319
>I'm calling it now.. Mei main.

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>hanzo and mccree interactions
>no dva and soldier interactions
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>158453332
uwot

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fucking niggers

>>158463351
Mei is great though.

>>158463351
Good Mei is a boon to the team. Good Hanzo is still Hanzo.

>>158463319
>>158463351
I dont have a main you scrubs but if going by hero with the most hours I guess it would be tracer, mei and a good hanzo are much more of a use than torb anyways.

>>158463307
>playing ranked

Once i hit diamond i ran out of shits to give about comp

>Leave qp game because I'd rather play on a different map/game mode/team
>For the next 10 minutes matchmaking keeps putting me back in that same qp game
Why the fuck does it work like this? What's even the point of having a leave game option in that case?

Took 4 months, but the fucking ARG finally became worthwhile
https://youtu.be/_jPxLeLSJKg
All that hype and her abilities are pure cancer

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>>158463307
>Are you at least on decent internet?
>Are you on Hardline connection?
Make sure you have ports open or upnp enabled.

is battle.net down

Anyone on EU just get kicked from servers? Can't rejoin, and a whole bunch of websites are acting funky. Is this something to do with the DNS attacks in the news?

Also, I placed at 2300, solo q'd to 2850, and now I'm at 2466. Just needed to tell someone before fucking killing myself.

>>158463467
>tracer
Stop playing her, you are dead weight for your team.

>>158463246
idk i think it looks blurry

>>158463252
not on linux, I'd like to learn anyway

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>>158463363
Such wasted potential

>>158463504
Seems legit.

>blocked in my country for copyright

wew

>>158463504
>This video contains content from SME, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

>3 views

nice meme

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>>158463504
?

>>158463534
>Anyone on EU just get kicked from servers? Can't rejoin, and a whole bunch of websites are acting funky. Is this something to do with the DNS attacks in the news?

Same for me.

I'm pretty sure Sound Barrier used to count as blocking, but this is not the case now.
Did they change that or I'm remembering wrong.

>>158463534
don't kill yourself senpai
email [email protected]

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>>158463543
Ok

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>>158463560

>>158463674
I bet you feel cool stoming newbies in qp, since thats the only time Tracer is worthwhile.

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>>158463363
they are probably gonna steer clear of it in fear of getting pedo accusations even though dva is 19, and a young girl having a crush on an older man is perfectly normal

>>158463804
Isn't she like easily snuffed out in ranked.

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>>158463904
It's also a shit pairing

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>>158463804
ok mang

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>cant fist myself tonight because i got a cut on my knuckle
truly there is no worse

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>>158463941
not even close

>>158463958
>>158463920
>times tracer player in OverwatchOpen
>zero

>>158462912
You are an awesome person. Hope you enjoy Mei like Mei. And in my case, i love thicc girls, i hope Blizz accept my petition to marry her.

>>158464002
Wear a glove

fucking hell why does every anime have to be full of beta pussies

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>>158461943
you didn't switch, did you? don't let haters detract you from making the right choices, anon. you did good.

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>>158464026
lol ok

>>158464002
use a dragondildo like the rest of us

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>>158464113
Why aren't you watching Jojo?

>>158464189
nigga im not fucking spending 200 united states dollars just to stretch out my asshole

How are people circumventing the leaver penalty in competitive?
A guy keeps leaving the game if his teammates get picked off early, I instantly queue up for another game, and there he is again.

>>158464163
Waifu fags are the cancer of OW. All those D.Va, Tracer and Widowmake mains completely useless and wasting slots.

>ENUMBRE circlejerking

Getting some real Jammku vibes here, /owg/. I don't like it.

>>158464256
that's right, husbandofags is where it's at. and the only waifus that are worth anything are Ana and Zarya

>>158464274
>Jammku

fucking blast from the past

>>158464234
because i cant fucking stand shounen garbage

New PTR patch? Sombrero?

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>>158412153
>that feelio when youve been playing hanzo in ranked
>that feel when mixed results and you either carry or everyone hates you
>sometimes you carry and get potg but everyone hates you anyway
>meet a god tier genji with literally 50 hours on him
>he tells me I did good and invites me to duo queue with him
>says he was really surprised to see a good hanzo and would like to duo for awhile
>we have fun and win a couple games before he has to go to work

I-is this what having friends is like?

>>158464113

Watch GochiUsa.

>>158464234
hold on

in that screenshot, the mouse pointer is a hand

meaning the picture must have been resizable or a link

meaning that was a legit HTML page in the leak

http://www.itechpost.com/articles/46513/20161026/overwatch-overwatch-update-new-arg-clues-overwatch-arg-clues-arg-clues-arg-overwatch-sombra-blizzcon-overwatch-sombra-blizzcon-reveal-overwatch-sombra-arg-clues-overwatch-sombra-reveal.htm

lmao they're burying their heads in the sand and pretending the ARG is still a thing. just stfu about sombra already. there's no more excitement. the only way people are going to give a shit is the moment she's available. enough already.

It's like that one friend who already messed up his joke but is still telling it anyway. lame

>>158464251
Well, I just left a game as soon as I entered to see what it's like and lost 40 points and got put on a 7 minute timer.
Fuck me.

>>158464321
why aren't you watching cowboy bebop

>>158464358
As long as ledditor shitters and blizzardrones keep kissing their asses they will still keep it going.

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>>158464358
>tfw Blizzcon in 2 weeks:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff begin to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA
>Audience member: Oh Fucking hell
>Jeff: I don't know what you want Sombra but please...
>Sombra: What I want is to take the opportunity to finally show the world what Sombra really means by REAL GAME
>A couple Members of the audience start booing making Sombra and Jeff difficult to hear
>Jeff: well all I can say is it took you long enough
>Jeff takes out keyboard and begins to type
>Sombra: ¿Que es Esto? Are you trying to Defend your Stupid convention against my Sombra protocol
>Booing becomes louder
>Jeff: I-I may not be the best Hacker... But I'll do whatever I have to to defend blizzcon
>Audience starts yelling Anti-Semitic remarks targeted at both Jeff and Blizzard itself
>Autistic Tom Kenny keep typing away
>Jeff: You May be skilled but the Overwatch team has been working in an Counter Hack just incase this type of thing-
>The lights begin to dim before Jeff finishes
>Someone off stage yells at Kaplan to get off the stage and that they'll just play the gameplay video instead of what was scripted
>The audience is restless with their booing and hate
>Jeff gathers his Keyboard and what remaining dignity he has left
>Jeff: I guess I saved blizzcon
>Jeff says as he stumbles off the stage
>once the video starts playing the crowd settles down

>>158464002
you have two hands faggot

>>158464339
>Is the Order a Rabbit?
>Comedy series
wew lad if was low enough to look to japan for humor id also be watching fucking marvel movies for their deep stories

>>158464326
Sombra the Sombrero
Offense Hero
150 hp, tiny hitbox (literally just a hat), no critbox, normal move speed,

Left mouse button: Spins rapidly, dealing melee damage all around you. 40 damage per second.
Right mouse button: Dashes in target direction for 2 seconds, during which you can't change direction. Hitting terrain causes you to bounce and keep going for 2 more seconds. Letting go of RMB stops you. Passing through an enemy deals 50 damage, and this is refreshed if you bounce. 8s cooldown.

Shift: Attaches Sombra to an ally, giving them 100 armor and turning you invulnerable. 5 second cooldown, but only grants armor while you're attached. Press shift again to detach.
E: Attaches Sombra to an enemy, strangling them for 30 damage per second until you're shot off by another enemy. You are not invincible while attached to the enemy. You remain attached until you press E again or either you or the target dies. Tracer rewind and zarya barrier releases your grip on the enemy. 12s cooldown.

Q: Grows Sombra in size so you're twice as large, have twice the amount of hitpoints, double the movement speed and deal double damage/grant double armor with your abilities. Lasts 8 seconds, after which you deflate over the next 8 seconds. The damage only stacks additively with nanoboost and mercy boost. The ultimate is accompanied with loud mexican music that drowns out other callouts.

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>>158464296
husbandos are the best!

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>>158464358
>that fucking URL

>>158463673
the autism is off the charts

>>158464459
>he just copypasta
>he didn't change the "2 weeks" to "1 week"
anon pls

>>158464429
i have i watched that and fucking samurai champloo
cant find any other shit like it
>>158464480
yeah but im not a fucking sociopath and going to jack off with my other hand

>>158464358
>URL almost as long as the article itself
this is some low-tech click bait

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>>158464545

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>>158464256
Youre really mad that I called torb shit, its ok man you can use whatever you want in qp.

>>158464507
That's a pretty nice husbando, anon.

>>158464486

>he thinks "comedy" means anything as an anime genre

>>158464575
I looked for the date of this shit and it says November 4/5 and that's not 1 week from now yet.

>>158464459
fuck. this is going to happen exactly how you described it, isn't it.

How good is D.Va in the PTR

>>158464671
i mean every picture in google has it as moeshit, the comedy tag was just the cherry on top

>>158464676
>A week + 3 days
let's just say it's a week and a half

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>>158464646
Pretty nice, but not as nice as a superior Shimada

>>158464680
No, you retard. The people who go to Blizzcon every year are the biggest fucking drones you could ever imagine. They'll applaud for whatever Blizzard shits out on stage. We'll get Sombra, a cinematic, and the "promise-but-not-a-promise" of a permanent pve mode coming "soon" and everyone will piss their pants spouting shit like
>BLIZZARD JUST ADDED A NEW HERO THAT'S A LOT OF WORK THEY'RE ONLY MAKING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS OFF OVERWATCH ALONE YOU CAN'T EXPECT THEM TO ADD CONTENT ALL THE TIME

>>158464713

You asked for a series without beta males and the few males it features are not.

>>158464706
overpowered

What exactly makes Mercy shit?

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>>158464256
ok dude

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>>158464893
The fact that she's not real.

>>158464838
is hanzo holding lemons

>>158464893

Ana is better at single target healing, AoE healing, and damage output.

Mercy is for rez and nothing else, but nanoboost is the better ultimate.

>>158464893
Boring to play, unable to defend yourself without completely shutting out healing, ultimate relies on teammates dying instead of teammates performing well and encourages a cowardly playstyle.

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>females that actually only play mercy and lucio

you are so fucking bad its unbelievable. being bad at other champions is one thing, but being bad at the champion u main is completely next level. pleast, just stop playing rank if ur a fucking women.

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Okay so I'm stuck between getting Lucio or Reaper's golden guns

Reaper
>rad as fuck
>coffin intro shoves golden gats right into the screen
>but everybody else seems to have it
>only 5 hours on Reaper this season

Lucio
>25 hours on Lucio this season
>nobody gets his so I can be a speshul snowflake
>don't like golden frog so it'll stand out on every skin
>but it's not very cool looking overall

I'm leaning towards Lucio but if anyone has an opinion I'd like to hear it

>>158464838
I think each Shimada has his pros and cons, so they're both the good brother.

>>158464893
the healing beam gives out her position

>>158465036

Looks like Pachimari tentacles.

>>158465058
>champions
>tfw female rank 3400

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>>158464838
>superior shimada
uh, no.

>>158464893
Low survivability, non-existent utility, consistent healing a redundant perk made irrelevant by stacking two other healers.

>>158465074
Rolling for you
1-5 Reaper
6-0 Lucio

>>158465047
Ana needs to reload, which always happens at the worst times for me.

>>158464867
i dont think i specified gender, but spending 30 seconds scrolling down google images i did not see ONE(1) image with a guy in it,not sure if youd call them a feature
instead i just realised its just lolibait garbage

>>158465074
yeah I don't think I ever even saw a golden lucio gun

give the lil' nigga some bling

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>>158464893
She is a RES-whore.

Totally useless without the ult, just occupying a space in a 6 men team without doing anything, and staying dead 95% of the time because almost everything kills you all the time isn't worth the occasionally res.

>>158465074
I have Rein's hammer (from S1), and am about to get Lucio's gun. Just the the RIP victory pose and everyone will see your sick ass golden gun.

>>158412153
Anyone want to tell me why McCree's ult does not spawn a fucking tumbleweed?

>>158465074
nobody egts golden gun lucion because
a.boring as fuck
b.playing him puts you to sleep
c.one of his skins already has a golden gun
d.being a special snowflake (IS NOT A GOOD THING)

>>158465058
>champions
>the rest of that post
Not sure if bait, but I only play Mercy because I loved playing Medic in TF2 and I like that she's more mature than most of the cast.

That said Ana is my new favourite.

>>158465314

It does.

>>158412153
>win a match so bad that the enemy team leaves after we take one point
>get no credit because they left
for what fucking reason

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>>158465036
a small pachimaru plush

>>158465092
Agreed. the Shimadas are at their best when they are together

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the joke was funny the first time blizzard...
4 days and 3 of these bad boys

>>158465314
it does on ultra

>Have McCree in team
>Still get fucked by flankers constantly
I think this might be the thing that pisses me off the most.

>>158465074
The reasons you are giving for each gun sound like;

Reaper
>I really like it and enjoy the thought of having the golden guns on Reaper but I am insecure

Lucio
>I don't like it but I will be a unique autistic snowflake about something noone cares

>>158464893
No utility, shit healing, shit ult, shit defenses, can't even attack while healing, even with properly positioned teammates her mobility skill won't save her from flankers.

>>158464893
All of the earlier replies, and add the fact that Mercy mains always seek some form of validation one way of another. No other healer does this.

>>158464893
Literally every other healer does her job better
Ana HPS/DPS > Mercy's
Discord orb > Damage boost
Resurrect is OP as hell, but her skills compared to every other hero are worse
I'll still main her till the end though

>>158464893
She's not shit, she just isn't nearly as versatile as overloaded Ana, hence her and Zen get sidelined more the higher you go as lucio is mandatory as 1 of 2 healers. If Ana didn't have cc, healing negating AND her ult zen and mercy could be played more.

>>158465397
>something noone cares
Wee woo wee woo jealousy police is here put your hands behind your back ya scumbag

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>Lucio pushes me off the map
>I hook an ult'ing Reaper and drag him with me

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>>158465162
t. brother killer

>>158465435
Ana's HPS is actually slightly lower if you factor in the reload.

>>158465456
WHOAH THERE

>>158465443
Zen has a fantastic ult, can discord, and can do good damage while he heals which makes him also superior to mercy in every way.

>>158465456
wrong board there, friend

>>158465467
Yes you fucking faggot, noone cares if you have the golden gun on Lucio since noone has it because it looks like ass. Buy it on a character you will enjoy it. Literally you say so yourself when you are talking about the Reaper.

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>>158465456
kek if this isnt pasta kill youreself loser

>>158465456
>I plead guilty
retard

also, this is /vg/

>>158465443
>she just isn't nearly as versatile as
Because she isn't versatile at all. Before Ana people were still running Lucio/Zen because Mercy fucking blows.

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why is he the best husbando

>>158465456
A: She wasn't very attractive in the first place
B: You threw a fucking shit fit over her
C: Who gets upset over being expelled from Robert Gordon University?

>>158465568
jealousy meter off the scale on this one holy fuck

>>158465390
It does on low as well. A tumbleweed showed up in the brawl right in front of me and threw me off yesterday.

>>158465527
Zens healing is fairly garbage compared to well everyone, hes way more prone to flanker deaths as he has no mobility, and his ult is just as situational, though when you need it you're damn glad you have it. He's way more fun to play, I don't think he's strictly better however. Ana and Lucio absolutely are though, to the point that picking the others is not usually ideal.

>>158465456
you got expelled for this? lmao what the fuck are you? stupid?
Literally nothing wrong with what you did from what im seeing, you didnt belong there anyway

>>158465443
>If Ana didn't have cc
What does this mean? I've seen it a bunch before, but I can't figure out what it stands for.

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>>158465456

what does mercy's feet smell like

>>158465826
crowd control, the sleep dart

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>>158465678
>jealousy
>for a golden gun
>which you get regardless of performance
>guaranteed to get at least one every season
fucking support mains i swear

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which is the best rocket launcher skin and why is it possessed

>>158461541
Symmetra and Genji have a kid...

and its taken by Mei.I dunno. Whole thing is fuck.

>>158465838
Disappointment because she isn't real.

>>158465904
wrong, it's raptorion/mechaq

>>158465838
/r9k/ spaghetti

>>158465358
only submissive sluts play supports. its not a bad thing, turns guys on and admit you are a sub heal slut.

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Ok, now the real question.
Is there a way to convince those 3 instalock dps on your team to switch to supports, when you see yourself having gold damage, elims, heals and obj. elims as zenyatta?

If that tracer, who never showed up on killfeed switched to lucio, we would have a helluva lot more heals and not wasted dps slot at that
If that pharrah would stop killing herself trying to be a pro with dem rocketjumps and switched to, say, zarya, we might have a chance to hold that point, but instead she went JUST-UAAGGHH
How, /owg/? How do you do it?

>>158465943
That's not how you spell Jackal

>>158465854
Wew lad, seems like some moba shit then. I mean, it hardly controls the crowd, it just stops 1 person for probably a second.

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>>158462912
>squeeze breasts
>click click
??

>>158465986
you ask politely, and if that doesn't work, that's it.

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>>158465634
>mcmeme
>best husbando

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>>158462912
this pic is fuckin stupid thta makes me sick

>>158465838
like shit

>>158462012
why shouldn't play these?

>>158466023
Its 5.5 every 12, turning any fight in your favor numbers wise if you land it. It stops half the ults in the game. I'm not sure how thats not crowd control to you

>>158466058
I asked politely in chat a couple of times before match begun, and during the match
I would call out to them in voice, but alas I was alone there
I tried then spamming I NEED HEALING, but to no avail, naturally

Oh well, such is life

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why wont they buff tjorb on PC?

>>158462912
this pic is cute but god its so fucking stupid

>>158466023
It's meant for reducing the amount of enemies you face in an encounter. Not to literally control a crowd. If you sleep dart that Nanoboosted Reinhardt and no one touches him, he's effectively long enough out of the fight for the ult to finish/to clear our a portion of his team.

>>158465986
And if they didn't suck ass at the game they'd be great, but they do. Without community servers or a dedicated 6 stack you are going to constantly match up with stupid teammates and there's nothing you can do but deal with it.

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If this is supposed to be a realistic world without the use of magic and other curiosities.

Why can the Shimadas summon magical dragons without any scientific explanation?

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>>158466073
in what universe is he not the best husbando? just look at him and his big dick

jack and gabe are good competitors though

>>158466176
Because a near limitless distance instant lock turret would be cancer if it was actually good.

They fucking nerfed his damage by 30% on Xbox. He was my main and I habitually got gold elims/gold damage. I still try from time to time to play him again but he's just such garbage just about anyone else is a better pick. He's just the worse bastion.

>>158466176

>>158466153
I said probably 1 second, because there's always some dipshit shooting them. And 1 person isn't a crowd, you're only controlling 1 person.
>>158466240
>It's meant for reducing the amount of enemies you face in an encounter. Not to literally control a crowd.
Which is why I think it's a stupid term. I'm just guessing it's some term from a previous genre in which it makes more sense.
I'm not saying it's not effective by the way.

>qp
>5 torbjorns
>they die to 1 genji
never change, qp

>>158466292
Because Blizzard stories and settings have always been stupid and do whatever is cool no matter how little sense it makes.

>>158466292
lore is not blizzard's strong point. just don't question anything and accept it as it is

>>158466292
Not worth thinking about it. It will be retconned as nano machines or so in the future.

>>158466439
its qp who cares you tryhard virgin

>>158466292
>Not knowing about nanobot technology
What are you, gay?

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>>158466293
>in what universe is he not the best husbando?
In a universe where Soldier 76 exists and men is female underwear are an instant turn off for me desu

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This game is taunting me.

I decide to not give a shit about rank anymore but then I win a couple games coming back in the 2900 area, giving me hope that I might go diamond only to then give me a losing streak.

I HATE IT

>plays healer
>sits at the back
>only heals the tank when he comes back for health
>Tanks never come back for health because they always die because they are at the front, you retarded fucc boi

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>a level 37 in qp match with level 100+s
why are new players so cute

>>158466292
Chi and ninjutsu are ok even in sci-fi

>>158465894
J E A L O U S
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>>158466176
He is getting buffed

>>158466292
Yes. A realistic world with necromancy, time travel, ghosts who literally have an endless supply of shotguns under their coat, a woman whose heart doesn't function at a fast enough rate to live, and talking intelligent gorillas.
No idea why dragons would slip under the radar.
Or Zenyatta's entire ability set.

Why are there so many gays in these threads?

>>158466690
The game isn't canon friendo. You didn't know?
The dragons were in the short though and have no explanation at all.

>>158466741
look at the address bar of your browser

>>158466593
E-mail [email protected] senpai.

>>158466757
Is there something about anime? I don't think they are that gay oriented?

I honestly don't understand your point. Please be more specific.

>>158465943
>have Raptorion
>gun looks cool as fuck
>never use it because it turns Pharah into robot

>>158466902
pharah is robot though? shes just lungs and a head like robocop

>>158466902
pharah is a justice robot

>>158466690
>necromancy, time travel, ghosts who literally have an endless supply of shotguns under their coat, a woman whose heart doesn't function at a fast enough rate to live, and talking intelligent gorillas
All that falls within the purview of sci-fi and they at least made attempts of explaining it.
Dragons are just pure magic with only piece of explanation being a folk tale.

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>>158466689
haha love you senpai

>>158466747
Tracer's blinking/recall is also in a short.
As is Reaper's wraith form, reload mechanic, and his death blossom.
Winston is also in a short, and Widowmaker's impossible heartbeat is a part of her bio.

Though Zen and Mercy haven't been featured in shorts yet, there is more than enough evidence to suggest the Overwatch universe runs more on rule of cool than any realism.

DID SOMEONE SAY, PEANUT BUTTER ?

>>158466942
The head fucks it all up.
Should've made it either fully robotic or fully human.

>>158466960
I wonder if actual amputeefags still exist

>>158466980
The things you just mentioned all have explanations to them though. And we didn't see Reaper use more than 2 sets of shotguns which is realistic to be carrying a second pair in his coat.

The dragons have no explanation.

Is it bad to ask an Ana to never boost me? Every time I get boosted I fuck it up and waste it.

This game is fucking shit. Why can't there be any good multiplayer shooters still alive?

>>158466130
>>158466205

i think the word you are looking for is "cringe". it makes the dick rise, bot too cringey to fap too.

>>158467043
Yeah, it's in the refrigerator.

>>158467056
i don't like women, senpai

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Tfw get to top500 legit and theres rampant hacking mccrees and tracers everywhere

mfw blizzard's flawless hardware infecting """"anticheat"""" muh birrion gollar company showing its prowess once again

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>>158465979
I see Zen and Ana as more the power bottom types, really.

>>158466975
nothing triggers jealous kids more than someone pointing out they're jealous and I'm always happy to oblige

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>largest percentage of the playerbase is in platinum.
>get a autistic healer main that has 14 hours on mercy (highest) and 12 hours on ana.
>they have a 29% winrate on mercy.
>they have a 34% winrate on ana.

Can someone explain to me how they get to SR 2900 in the fucking first place? IF THE HEROES YOU AUTISTICALLY MAIN HAVE SUCH A PATHETIC WINRATE, THEN HOW TO YOU REACH HIGH PLATINUM IN THE FIRST PLACE??!!

Jeeeesus fuck, blizzard need to shitcan ranking and actually make it more strict, those are fucking silver rank winrate percentages on heroes.

>Play Junkenstein's Revenge
>76 goes all the way to the roof on the othe side
>Tell him to get back to the door and defend the door
>"??"
>Tell him he's the best defender on the door
>"LOLOL I am best flanker you don't know anything"

I swear this game attracts the biggest fucking retards

>>158465894
Only if you're diamond and win 280 games, Master and win 100 games, or Grand Master.

>>158467251
Theres a ton of boosted players falling down the ranks right now.

>>158467251
winrate is irrelevant, it's all about streaks

>>158466964
So you're saying two humans(?) who come from the same, seemingly unique bloodline, being capable of influencing others in a way that normal humans can't comprehend isn't sci-fi?

Remember, no one but them actually saw the dragons, which may just be the representation of some destructive alien/psionic ability.

Though on a personal note, I think this argument is about the same as when people get angry about guns and basic chemistry being a part of a fantasy tale

>>158465074
get both you insipid kumquat, getting gold guns is easy if you actually play the game

Does anybody here use different sensitivities for some heroes? I'm considering it for Winston because with him aim isn't needed as much, and I sometimes feel that I need a bit faster aiming with him because everybody is always trying to make you turn around and shit. Will that completely fuck everything up?

>>158466130
nigga you gay

>>158462020
abalone is slang for pussy in chinese

>>158467450

I use double sensitivity on Reinhardt because aiming isn't required and it makes getting dat 360 cleave easy.

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After losing a lot after getting my season high I finally got here again and I have a felling the losing streak is coming again.

So how come even though everything that's connected to the internet works fine, I can't log into my account through battle.net

This is the 3rd ranked match I've been kicked from rejoining because of a spotty connection.

>>158467385
>may just be the representation of some destructive alien/psionic ability.
Yeah, if the lore stated anything of the like it would be okay.
Sci-Fi starts when you explain your bullshit with some kind of science even if it's completely made up. As it stands Shimada dragons have the Fiction[/spoiler] part, but no Science.

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>it is considered trolling to choose a defense hero while defending
nice game

>>158467190
You should see WoW's pvp brackets.

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>the two months long countdown preceded by a countdown led to another countdown which led to a one week long countdown which led to another countdown
epic

How can I get foreign language battletag?

>>158467743
Remember we've also learned fuck all about Sombra from all of this

>>158467743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCif211QXHM

>>158467807
be foreign

>>158467827
N-no we've learned that her name's Sombra
And that she's maybe possibly able to cloak

>>158467703
>Picking a hero known by all for being shit and weak in a competitive match where you should be trying to win
Gee

>>158467743
its a troll. sombra was hinted at before ana was even released. of course it wont be ready anytime soon after that teaser. at best she will be released in december if at all.

>>158467703
>Pick him on KotH maps
>Have gold damage, gold elims, usually gold objective time
>Throwing armour everywhere
>But we're losing because people think Torb is a meme pick so they need to meme pick and we have double fucking Tracer
>Ask one to switch
>Hurrr you should switch because Torb

I'm playing with fucking retards

>>158467928
The cloaking speculation is not from the ARG but from datamined voicelines.

>>158468110
>QP
lol