/lolg/ league of legends general

Trips decide if i become a khazix or rengar main

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Best girl.
Best body.
Best wife.

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>top lane is a circus when kled is in the game

>>158453610
if anyone feels like leveling smurfs tomorrow add: Shy Heaisiut

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How to unlock lvl 6 mastery?

I earned the 2 tokens for S-.
but i miss something. how do i get a champion shard?

Whats the meaning of "unlock with 2 tokens and 1 Garen"? i have Garen champ already

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Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

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I would propose marriage to Sona after many months of courtship in which I prove to her that I am honorable, trustworthy, and have her best interests at heart.

If she were to say no, I would respect her decision.

But if she were to say yes, I would spend the rest of my life as the happiest person on the planet, and I would always endeavor, in all that I do, to make her happy too.

>>158457212
have you just never used hextech crafting before?

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So... who wants gold boost? :^)

>>158453610
Literally who's butt is this

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>>158453610
Post how your last five ranked games went and rant about them, /lolg/.

Nothing much to rant except
>get matched with a trio queue with matching names
>they suck ass at video games
That was kinda expected though.

>>158457309
ah. i used...
To craft the keys.

>>158455958
K H A Z I X
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>>158457296
>huge tits
>cute
>can play music and heal
>mute
is Sona the perfect wife?

>>158457367
learn english

>>158457370
close

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>>158457212
buy couple of champion shards for 1700IP from the accessory tab in the shop
turn them into blue essence from the crafting menu
turn blue essence and S- tokens into mastery 6

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>>158457359
GOT
FED
GOT TILTED BY LACK OF PERFORMANCE
THREW BECAUSE EMOTIONAL MANCHILD

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Xth for hand holding
also whatchu listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQzNZR-LXZc

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I didn't sign up for a 50 minute game when I got on my gold smurf

Some of you lil shits have to be drug kicking and screaming, full autistic meltdown mode to a win I swear to god

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>>158457459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMdN1NFK2rI

>>158457383
dont be a dick

this is not burger hour

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>>158457359
Im just doing some endseason shenanigans. Thats all to say, really.

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>>158457638
It's always burger hour.

>>158457584
Take any 10 second clip from any vayne game and this is what you will see

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How long until I get rid of the dynamic preference badge?
Played close to 30 games solo now

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>Support starts stuttering after I compliment them

>>158457794
you need to win them for the badge to change

>>158457820
I actually climbed a division, funny guy

>>158457794
Why is it so hated?

>play Kled first time bot match
>"HOLY SHIT WHERE ARE WE"

I love him already.

>>158457856
I'm not insulting you. I'm just telling you that you need to win a % of your total games in SoloQ for the badge to change, not just play them.

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>>158457459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1ivZqhlxNU

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>>158457296
I know this is /lolg/ and your being satirical, but there are legit purple that think that way.

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>tfw you realize ranked is a pointless gamble and stop playing it and feel an amazing sense of relief

>>158457876
because it means youre a boosted shitter while i only wanted to have fun with friends
they even trolled my promos those faggots

>>158457946
>tfw you realize life is a pointless gamble and kill yourself and feel an amazing sense of relief

>>158457946
ranked gives me the benefits of reaping the maximum amount of butthurt playing kled and sion

>>158457946
git gud

>>158457974
You're half right. Life is pointless and it's amazing when you give up and stop caring, but you don't have to kill yourself. Just live without caring and do whatever you want.

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>>158457924
>Best girl

:ok_hand:

>>158457296
if you married Sona and played league together and she wanted to play the support role, what would you do?

>>158457296
>honorable, trustworthy, and have her best interests at heart.
How did sitting in your room mooching off your parents and/or the government spending all day masturbating and playing video games prove that?

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post your this

>>158457946
it's a pointless gamble if you're very close to your actual rank, because since your skill level is almost perfectly equal to the other players in the match the fact you lose or win is always caused by external factors, i.e. not your personal skill.

Players whose skill level is at least 1 entire Tier above the division he's in at the moment have no problems climbing.

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>>158457936
fuck me, auto correct.
*people, you're

>>158458053
Tomoko truely is best girl

>>158458109
I guess I "beat" ranked then.

Phew. Don't even know why I played this entire campaign when the bad moments outweigh the good ones 99:1 but I guess I just had to at least unlock the ending.

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>>158458106
>Trundle and Nasus

You really enjoy monotony don't you?

>>158458002
>sion
teach me anon

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>>158456547
>>158457119
You on EUW?

>>158457459
Nice taste senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg
If anyone is wondering what the song is: BLANK BANSHEE - Teen Pregnancy

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>>158458106

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>tfw you get hooked and throw the game

fuck you thresh

>>158458264
i enjoy 1v5
started playing masketta man because of vo

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>>158457946
>tfw you realize normals are pointless, and start playing ranked only
Feelsgoodman

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>>158457459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTC72QoifDQ
Xth for strong girls

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>>158457946
>>158458343
>tfw you realize league is pointless but keep playing anyway

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I want to go swimming in Lulu.

>>158458205
You don't beat anything by giving up.

Besides, ranked play is not supposed to have an "ending", it's supposed to make you a better player and eventually land your desired ranking.

Just played a game with an intentional feeding Orianna, literally the worst possible team to play on. Why do people do this?

>>158458402
Don't you mean in?

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>tfw gonna lose my dope ass silver border after 3 years
it hurts bros

>>158458267
illaoi is a get six and leave lane

tryndamere is 50/50, either you win lane or he wins lane

anyone else, max scream and keep screaming minions at them

anyone who seems retarded, one point in E, max Q instead, E then charge up and slap their shit

losing lane? Max shield, harass with shield, it fucking hurts

10% CDR runes, 5% CDR mastery, thunderlords for memes, or grasp if you want to be normal

dorans ring start. second dorans ring if you get a kill at level 1/2. Scream and spam Q as much as possible, you'll never run out of mana

get 45% CDR, use your ult whenever it's off cooldown (unless it's an obvious death/waste)

Two waves piled in top lane? Ult them, run to end of ult down lane, then go mid and push

Your team doing baron and they have someone who can tank its damage?

ult down bot lane, threaten a tower, die for the cause, get baron buff

usual healthtrain build is Deadmans, Frozen Heart, Warmogs, Tabi, Titanic Hydra, Sunfire

Usual 'fuck AD' is Deadmans, Frozen Heart, Thornmail, Tabi, Sunfire, Warmogs

If you're losing lane and theyre a good mix of AD/AP, ZZrot into Sunfire into Warmogs is encouraged.

>>158458408
You also don't beat anything playing a rigged game.

So may as well take the less stressful path.

>>158458402
>>158458436
Look at this. Look at these two hideous fucking faggots. Jesus fucking Christ.

What mental illness compels two wastes of flesh like you to KEEP THIS SHIT MEME ALIVE?
I can't even remember a time in which these threads weren't filled with you mouthbreathers posting shit about waifus and breeding and lactating fucking ice-cream.

Don't you even get tired of posting this shit? Ever? You think it's funny, huh? You think it's funny to go into threads and POST THE SAME SHIT DAY AFTER DAY??

Literally kill yourselves you mouth-breathing niggers, and rid us of your obnoxious presence. I just want to discuss the fucking game and you fucking idiots keep SHITTING EVERYTHING UP.

>>158458534
get good

Is Vlad mid / top still a good pick?

I haven't really seen him around much since the changes, plus his winrates are deep down in the dumpster according to various .ggs

>>158458515
Thanks a lot man. I can't wait to use him in ranked. <3

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>>158458598
>He's so fucking lazy he couldn't type fewer letters than this post into his settings and filter that phrase like everyone else who actually cared and ISN'T retarded

The ironic part is that someone's very liable to repost what you just typed and add on to the daily cycle.

>>158458598
I feel you anon, you're not alone.

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>>158458273
Blank is some good shit. I love the fuck out of Dreamcast

>>158458681
the point of the constant ulting, by the way, is so the enemy team becomes complacent

'oh sions ulting a lane agai--'

'VEEERRMIIIIIINNN'

>>158458737
IF IT WERE JUST THAT IT WOULD BE OKAY

BUT EVERY WEEK SOMEONE COMES UP WITH SOME OTHER STUPID SHIT AND JUST HAVING TO FILTER EM OUT MAKES ME ANGRY

>>158458825
its literally the same filename everytime

>>158458812
I personally prefer NOXUSSSS! But Ill make sure to use it every second that there is.

>>158458825
This place is shit and will only keep getting shittier.

You should just leave and live content with the knowledge that those peoples ENTIRE lives consist of sitting in this thread every single hour of every single day posting these things. It's the most pathetic empty thing ever and they're undoubtedly teetering on the brink of suicide at all times.

How do you ward river brush top? Every time I go to ward it either the enemy mid or jungle is sitting there and then they kill me. I know there's a long way around, I guess I have to just do that one?

>>158458854
what about the shyvana breeding? the sona spam? the "fiora hips"? the lissfag shit? the vladfag? the trundle best boy? the kled husbando?

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>Expecting anything related to /v/ to not be shit

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>>158458436
>>158458598
In.

>>158458825
>>158458901
So, why not speak about the games yourselves?
You're being triggered by shit you should just ignore, if you care about how the thread goes that much just try to discuss about the actual game, that's what I do.

>>158457332
Nice sample size you fucking faggot

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>>158458067
Play adc. I'm fine at it.

>>158458105
I'm a social services worker who helps kids with no parents transfer schools and find new doctors and stuff.

>>158457936
Think like what? That they want to dedicate themselves to making another person's existence on this planet better? That just being around someone is enough to satisfy them in life, so anything else can be spent towards others?
Yeah, I do believe people like me exist.

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>>158457459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQM4mdflzxE

>>158457459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9WgtlgGAgs
Some good old nostalgia.

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>Kaceytron is advertising on 4chan now

>>158458979
>make one comment after other people talk about something first
>"wow you're so obsessed"

I only come here for when big tournaments are on or to rant about a bullshit chain of loses. Everything I said about the people who spam these things is still true though. They have no friends, no job, no hobbies, no purpose, their families are ashamed of their very existence, they have literally nothing.

They always think their "thing" will anchor them to life and make them have some meaning, that they'll be here forever, but I've watched them all come and eventually go over the years. The dark empty pit that is their pathetic excuse for a life always becomes too much and they all end it eventually.

Now I'm gonna leave, fap to sona are and go to bed.

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>>158457459
Have some foreign Hip-Hop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKjsrzgZB58

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PLEASE REMOVE NUNU FROM THE GAME

WHY WOULD YOU BUFF A SHITOLD OVERPOWERED KIT, WHEN HE IS GETTING A REWORK SOON.

GETS CINDER AND HAS 3K HP AND OUTDAMAGES ME AS A FED KHA

IT TOOK US 30 SECONDS TO KILL THIS BASTARD WITH GA

>>158459090
Alright so first off, thanks for the new desktop background, but more importantly, is this real? I'm more willing to accept CG or some kind of cutting device, but if not, that is some unbelievable knifework.

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>tfw be able to have lucid dream almost every weekend
>dream about marrying sona and forming a family with her

damn l cannot wait for friday

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>>158459312
It's real, but if i had to guess it was probably made with a machine of some sorts.

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>>158459221
Where the fuck did I say you were obsessed?
Jesus fucking Christ.

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>>158459224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPZQZLJIR-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUW75k4lKvg

>>158457359

>1-0 on series
>2 lose in a row
>fail
>get 3 dc 3 games in a row
>lose until 0 lp

Thanks Obama.

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>>158459427
>was able to have lucid dreams a while ago
>it was so much better than reality
>i died a little inside every time i woke up
>stopped with it because it hurt too much

Guys what do you even do as Poppy in teamfights? Just stand there with W on and hope your team doesn't suck?

>>158459427
Why specially only on the weekeds and not everyday?

>>158459642
Dive the back line or peel.

>>158459537
How the fuck did you play with 3 afks 3 games in a row? What kind of shithole are you playing in, anon?

>>158459642
Plat faggit here, use your W reactively, position yourself in a way that you can either peel for your backline or dive the enemy backline (if you have enough damage to kill them). Poppy is a pretty straight forward champion and you should pick this stuff up within a few games.

>do great
>enemy team calls each other baddies
>do bad
>team calls you a baddy
Can people just say the other guy was good?` Out of the 50 or so games I've done on this smurf, I've only been called good once.

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AM I REALLY THIS FUCKING SHIT?

>>158459745
>Dive the back line

I haven't had much success with that. If the stars align and the ADC lines up with a wall then I might be able to scare them away from the fight, but from a certain point in the game I have no hopes of actually killing them unless they have no escape whatsoever and no peel. Doesn't feel at all like Shyv where I can just run them down.

I guess peeling is the other option but that's placing a lot of trust on my teammates.

>>158459684
the thing is that you can have like 20 dreams on a night and will only remember a little bit of one at best

you have to wake up in the middle of the night and set your alarm for little intervals of time(10-30 minutes) and sleep on those, each time you wake up, you'll remember the dream you just had and can write it down and go back to sleep

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>>158459884
Not him but if you can't trust your ad carry to do his job don't play Poppy then. I'm not talking about playing with friends, I'm talking about trusting any monkey you come across on soloQ, because a lot of times you should.
Also post your build, usually I have no problems getting to the enemy backline and taking them off the fight when I play Poppy, I find it heird that you can't.

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>>158459625

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Porcelain rod

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>season 3 and 4
>be a great midlaner
>mages get dicked, dfg removed and dumb shit like rod gets knocked from 80 to 60
>meta shifts to RoA/abyssal rush tankmages instead of the bursty volatile lanes i grew up in
>season 5 comes around, be an adc main
>"""""marksman rework"""""
>my new main role gets fucked again
>season 6 comes around
>struggling to stay in diamond as a now-toplane main because i have nowhere else to go
fuck

>>158459849
saying that somebody is good means that you indirectly but publicly admit that you are likely worse

when have you done it yourserlf the last time and why do you play a smurf for self-justification being mad that others refuse to help you in that?

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>ywn have a slutty boipussy duo partner
What's the fucking point of being alive

>>158460276
Play jungle lolbab legitimately the easiest role to win as

>>158460354
>why do you play a smurf
Boosting for skins

>for self-justification
Yeah, nah. Fuck off, mate

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>>158460373
If you're diamond 5/4 and like boybutt I'd duo with you

>>158460449
if it wasn't the case you wouldn't whine that nobody tells you how great you were as if they were a princess saved from a dragon by you or something

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>>158459625

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>>158460509
>whine
Guys, why are the starts not shaped like pokemon
omg i am whining wow

can either kled or illaoi be played mid to a decent level?

i only play mid and both of these champs look fun to play

AAHA now they're trying to '''''buff'''' akali after making her complete shit, just revert 70% of the changes ahhh

>>158460920
no

>>158460129
>>158460647
>>158459625

lucid dreams are a drug

you'll create the most amazing stories inside your head but your mind will start degenerating and you'll stop feeling pleasure from things in regular life

don't do lucid dreams

>>158460920
If you're asking that I'm sure whatever you want to play is 100% viable on your elo.

>>158460920
depends who youre against

orianna and syndra dumpster melees in mid lane

anyone else varies

sion, for example, will shit on literally any mid laner because they simply can't kill him

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>>158460956

>>158457924
>can't not for the life of me find the source

can anyone kelp an anon out?

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>put 4 wards bot
>enemy support backs
>go behind enemy blue to help jungle invade
>adc literally dies 1v1
>"report morg pls"
>mfw

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>taught my doggo how to fetch his pet duck today
>pupper knows at least 8 commands, including lay down
>mfw my doggo is smarter than half the silver shitters playing this game

nice game lolbaboons

>>158461280
https://nhentai.net/g/150938/

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>Go down almost 30 kills, game is basically over
>thresh, kha, and veig non stop talk shit
>thresh goes on about how this is "too easy" and how he's rank 7
>catch out two people
>say fuck it, I don't have smite for 40, but we need to do something desperate
>try to sneak baron
>get it
>we all fucking die because i try to sack myself so they could run away but they stay anyway and we lose baron
>still got gold at least
>ward up like fuck, catch people out
>end up acing them out of nowhere, get baron and elder
>go mid
>win teamfight barely, don't have minions to do much though
>game is going on forever, we end up wining another teamfight, as the enemy team is totally quiet and hasn't talked shit in a while
.get baron and elder again
>win final teamfight at mid
>win game
>the immeasurable amount of salt the enemy team has when they lost a game they were probably over 15k gold up on
Even in normals, NEVER GIVE UP

bonus points for thresh saying we were playing easy champs and we were all bad

>>158460024
Late because I was playing a game: iceborn into full tank.

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>the enemy team didn't dodge
oh boy, maybe they're banking on yasuo going into a feeding spree.

>>158461417
Not sure then, even when I get shit games I can push people off of fights, try fighting in the jungle/choke points instead of running down a lane and use your ulti as a combo tool instead of maybe just using it to disengage.

>>158461557
I fight where fights happen, can't force them as Poppy unless they're REALLY out of position. And I do chain the ult into a combo, using it as a mini malphite ult.

So is /lolg/ lvling a new account for season 7 yet?
I just started this today guess who I'm gonna main on it.

>>158461740

Don't open the chests until you buy your main.

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uhhh, lolbabs?

>>158461795
you got 4 good skins, what's the problem?

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>>158459274

It's the same deal with Olaf.

>Original Olaf got remade because he could build nothing but HP and rape-train you
>He's now building nothing but HP and rape-training you

I don't what to be alone anymore

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>>158461740
>pic
>>158461778
Why higher drop rate for them?

>>158461861
jesus fuck, hyper cringe

>>158461924
What did you expect this is 4chins.

>>158461924
why cringe?

>>158461740
>lvling a new account for season 7
for what purpose

How do I play Shyvana Top (build and skill order)?

>>158462019
To see how high I get without my last ranked season effecting it. And I wanna try one tricking a champion never tried it.

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>fapping to trap vids
>they're hard as fuck while they're sucking dick
>they get soft when dicks goes in their butt

someone explain this

I thought traps loved buttsex but they always go soft when they're getting fugd

>>158462336
l've always wondered this too

league of legends

>>158462336
the blood goes to their special place so the body takes it back from their benis

>>158461373
Can anyone explain Udyr's build to me at all?

What happens at the top of Challenger instead of promos? Do you just get scouted/recruited instead?

>>158462441
It can't be done.

>>158461286
>4 wards

YOU FUCKING LIE

>>158461347
Status = helped

>>158462557
3 normal and 1 pink wards.

>>158460373

got the full pic/link to it?

>>158462468
you don't have to know the answer to that question mate.

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>get first blood as nunu
>build tiamat and red cinderhulk
>slap people to death and steal camps even faster
That was fun I want to shove in 10% cdr in my setup by I need the early mr for early dives/invades

>>158462641
I know but I'm curious

>tfw you go tank with teammates who don't put out any dmg
>tfw you do the second most damage full tank

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I want to fuck rek'sai.

>smurf on 2nd account so I can play with friends
>if I play ranked people say im boosting them
>if I play normals people call me a "living meme" for playing normals on a smurf

AHHHHHH

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I don't even own Nunu. Or Corki.

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>>158462868
I mean... to certain degree it is boosting.

Plus im pretty sure you can play normals with them on your regular account unless its in anothwe region.

>>158462868
>caring what people think about a fucking video game

>>158457338
Irelia's skin the blue ice bitch
I dont even play the game and I know that

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How would you cheer up sona?

>>158463154
turning that frown upside down with my dick

so is lolgen going to do the
>this year is our chance
>look at them imports
>NA will win for sure
>hope never dies
>FREEEEEDOOOM

and then everybody gets stomped by korea, as always
its honestly getting fucking boring to listen to all this shit

my smurf is mmr is plat 3 and my main is gold 2, wew ranked anxiety lads

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>Yasuo has to windwall in order to get carried
>can't do that
Nice.

>>158463215
Its because youre playing with shittier people and its easier to make it look like youre just "good" probably. It might drop abruptly soon.

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>>158463203

>>158463281
i dont think ill drop below plat, been hovering plat 5 - plat 3 for a long time. i barely play my main anymore because of anxiety

>>158463217
>not dodging yasuo mid

ishygddt

>>158463217
that damage chart gab me cancer

> get an ok win streak
> get a dc or afk and lose tons of lp

why does this happen so often and what the fuck am i supposed to do about it

>>158462961
You'll get them one day
That day could literally be 3 years from now but hey.
Take this as a lesson in patience
>inb4 as I was writing you dusted them

>>158463596
just carry harder :^)

>>158463596
have you tried to git gud

>>158463154
By taking her out of that Battlefield 3 server

This post is dedicated to my father, The King.

Send help

Do I buy Brand for Mid / Support
or
Vlad for Mid / Top

I'm 60 / 40 on Brand

>>158463861
(You) now and forever

>>158463415
With that smile the picture is suddenly very suggestive

>>158463869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssB5kpI6aoo

>>158463861
9 for Noxus

>>158455958
AD Sion

>>158463861
Shut up Selim

>>158462441
I went tiger stance, what's there to explain?

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>>158463861

>>158462336
>>158462409
am a trap connoisseur can confirm this is right op

>>158464075

What special place?

>>158464098
Come over and I'll show you

>>158463869
Brand 100% not even a choice.

>>158464075
ls it more pleasant to penetrate or be penetrated?

Is Kled just a Meme pick or he is actually useful?

>>158464359
memepick that rarely can be useful

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i don't want to be alone anymore

>>158464359
Kled is only useful when you have perfect teamcomp that can use his strengths or when you autistically main him

>>158464359
hes a good initiator

hes bad in lane

all in all a decent champ, just dont underestimate how hard he sucks in lane against the big boys

>>158464470
Is he worth playing for Ranked?

>>158464448
Me neither

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>>158464448

Come over, anon. We'll cuddle and spoon but my pp will be in your butt.

>>158464538
yes

is euw just shitting itself or it's my isp? i have brief disconnects and reconnects every minute or so

>>158464359
Kleds laning is pretty bad and while his initiation is decent it mostly relies on the enemy to panic rather it being inherently strong like say Malphite initiation.

>>158463647

Highly tempted to pick up Nunu just because I have the second best /laugh in the game at my fingertips.

>>158464624
Same thing happening to me too

Luckily my team understood my issues and reported me for verbal abuse and suicide when we lost the game :)

>>158464650
Who's the best?

>>158464725
Lux

>>158464725
Zed, Zac or Nami.

>Diaperman buffs confirmed

Oh baby

Why are french people always so mean in my games :(

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>>158464039

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>>158463596
>win 1 ranked game
>stop playing ranked for the day so I can end my day with a gain instead of a loss in lp

>>158464773
What are they going to buff?
Seriously he doesn't even have a good laning

>>158464795
Parce que les francais gens sont très pommes.

>>158464884
They could give his W tenacity :^)

>>158464725

Old Trundle.

>>158464538
Yes because you will fuck anyone in the ass at lower ranks

>>158464910
Le Bagette?

is the MF support meme finally ded?

>>158465020
no i just played with one

>>158464773
Thank god. That champ is so useless.
>inb4 diapermains still arguing he's better than darius

>>158465020
Not until next season

Hahaha nice assassin rework Riot I simply love your dank memes
Now how about those S1 assassins that were never picked because they were completely overshadowed by ones that are constantly getting picked even today?

>>158465005
Oui, le baguette avec beaucoup de chien

>>158465229
wasn't it the time when akali was very strong

>>158465229
>Now how about those S1 assassins that were never picked
what champions exactly are you talking about? Is it just akali?

Too lazy to find the short essays Riot left as lore with the Shadow Isles and Bilgewater,can anyone summarise them for me?

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>silver 1
>promos for gold
>half of the players I'm playing with are plats
What the fuck is this bullshit

>>158465526
The shadow isles are spooky and every year the spookening happens and they attack bilgewater with ghosts.

>>158464876
>>158463697
>>158463687

reporting back in case anybody is interested, i got ANOTHER afk the very next game

13/4/9, most damage in the game by a huge margin and every single objective but who cares cus it's 4v5

JUST
CARRY
HARDER

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How do l play lrelia?

>our mid gets all pissy before game starts
>/mute all right off the bat
>unmute late game to communicate
>constant spam of rage from everyone

mute all is your friend, use that shit all the time

>>158465605
Why are Graves and TF gay for each other now?
How did Gankplank lose?
Is MF still a virgin

>>158465683
stun them then auto them til they're dead. If they don't die just build triforce and do it again.

>>158465526
Shadow isles was once a pretty nice place and then it's queen died.
The king couldn't eal with it, one thing led to another and he ended up corrupting sacred pond with a corpse of his wife which turned the water black and transformed the place into every necromancer's wet dream.
Now every year the spooks leave thier sad hugbox and spoop people.

>>158465683
press your true damage button and proc triforce often

>>158453610
>teammate hovers ivern
>tempted to ban him but know he'll be a little bitch about it
>spends all game being a useless piece of shit
>20 minutes of my life wasted

god just fucking delete that piece of shit failure champion

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>>158465768

>>158465683
Play draft game
select top mid
wait for queue to pop
ban someone you dont like if 3/4/5 pick
select irelia
wait for game to start
you are now playing irelia

>>158465737
idk
They blew up his ship
They didn't cover that. They made it clear GP isn't though, men are sluts.

>>158465803
I was looking for this exact edit, thank you my good friend

>>158465670

While I'm waiting for matchmaking, is there any particular reason the remaining 4 don't get a loss prevented when somebody dcs or afks for 10 minutes or more? The only reason I can think is that duo partners could dc in losing games to save the other some lp, but i'd rather a handful of jacaksses game the system than everybody get screwed over by the way it is now

When will assassin update go live?

>>158465831
>select top mid
i wonder how long is the wait...

>>158466195
It's not that long.

> we found a network error ;);)
The fuck rito

>play vs morg sup
>all she does is w spamming the wave to mess her carries cs up and hitting her q into minions at random times
>thisisplatgameplay.jpg

Why is Morg so useless yet so annoying?

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So, what do I do if I am a adc with a support picks mage that does nothing at all in lane but snag some cs, doesn't ward at all, buys pure ap, won't harass, cc or do anything to allow me to farm? Do I just take the cs loss and farm under tower? What do I do if they start taking me out under tower and only jun or top aid me at all?

>>158466305
Why do plat players complain the most?

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I want to cum on shyvanas midriff

Isn't it better to pick lategame junglers since you will be skipping the weak early lane even if your ganks won't be quite as potent?

And in that case, what are good farming lategame junglers?

>>158466545
Lose the game then open up lolg in your browser and complain

>>158466545
run it down mid

>>158466545
you leave the game and start a new one on a smurf

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I know
>bots
But I do one at the start of each day to get sused to the controls and get that 150 ip.

Anyway, I ran into these retards, I had to solo kill anything they werent already fighting. They would legit and back and try to clean up every fight I did and die if I died.

>>158466569
because its the worst elo

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>>158466637
Same for Jinx on my end

>>158466637
had a raunchy dream of laying on top of shyvana and licking her midriff and nipples until cumming inside her last night. LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

>>158466952
>guys I ran into new people in coop vs AI

You don't fucking say.

I am so fucking glad I finished my ranked climb 2 weeks ago. Fucking mf support every single game now

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/poppy main/ here, how do I git gud lads so I can carry lil pucci bois like a gucci mayne?

>>158467160
>had one last game
>in champ select with one

I'm so sad right now.

>>158467174
pick a real champ

>>158467091
Did you not look at the retards? I mean if I did nothing but aim a single spell at the AI during the whole match I would have done more damage. 8k between the two of them.

>>158467174
is ahri top viable

The fuck does cy@ mean?

>>158466673
Twisted Fate

>>158467160
just play mf adc

>>158467238
cover your @ss

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Post signs you should dodge.

>>158467364
>me ad mid

>>158467364
Should have said because shitters like you keep playing him

>>158467230
i see the only retard there and it's you

how can they do champion damage having all the enemy champions picked by youyr fed nidalee while they also use short ranged chaps on top of that

>>158467426
hell yeah

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>>158467364

>>158467459
Now that's something I can get behind.

>>158467459
Need full link to that anon

>>158457296
>If she were to say no
>But if she were to say yes
>say

Uh, I hate to break it to you, anon.

>>158467563
Gonna bet about tree fiddies it's the first result on pornhub after you search nidalee.

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>>158467364
the ol' experience changer

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>another day
>another day I get camped top
>another day I get 3 man dove 9 minutes into the game
>another day my jungler sucks dick and tries snowballing a cait that can't autoattack

BOT
LANE
CAN'T
CARRY
U
MONGOLOIDS.
GANK TOP

>mfw they ask me to group

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is there a weaker ult than ryze's? how can I make good use of it at all

>>158467459
ls this considered SFW? Cause l have tons like these l could post

>ranked
>get top
>enemy bans kennen
>"oh shit what do i do"
>pick malph and hope we get to late game
>enemy top picks nasus
>our jungler grabs WW
>nasus proceeds to farm his Q while I could do nothing because he just lifesteals all my damage back and the jungler took a useless "no ganks till lvl6" pick
I need to practice more top champions. That kennen ban came out of nowhere lol

>>158467546
Well for starters I was solo top in the 3v3 so it was a 2v1 bot lane and they still lost it.

Then I was pretty much pushing towers by myself killing whoever came so they had chances then.

I mean even in my worst games i still get 15k+, the one didnt even break 4k. If all they did was beat on t he stolen soul they should have been able to get more.

>>158467673
skip putting points into it until level 11.

>>158467678
No

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Did they changed Elf Sejuani's particles or is it still the same?

I already have Traditional and Bear Cavalry but MonHun Sej's one of the discounted skins in the Teemoing event, should I buy it too or nah?

>>158457459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKYYlzl-4Xs

>>158458106

>>158467678
ignore rules anon post porn

>>158467682
If he's going to stack regardless of what you do, just leave lane and snowball your team and get more objectives than he can solo. It's not about which champion you take against nasus, it's how you play with your team.

Also Kennen is a pretty solid top laner atm and because hes seen play at worlds hes bound to draw a few more bans than normal

how do i get legacy skins besides being lucky with chests?

Is galaxy shyv worth it

>>158467459

rip

>>158467902
Not really. Shyv has such a shitty skeleton that pretty much all of her skins look like shit on her. Wait for the VU.

>when you lose an 1 hour game

decreasing the death timers were a mistake

>>158467550
small cat get down from there

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>>158467673
as you play some games with him you realize it's not THAT bad

I usually play him top lane so I often use it to escape ganks or to get out of their jungle after invading for blue.
It's really risk to use it late game as a teamfight starter so most of the time I use it AFTER a fight to get closer to dragon/baron/turrets.

>>158467898
they sell holiday/event legacies on holidays/events and sometimes sell ordinary legacies on some major reasons like the end of season or something like that, so they may sell some soon, also are selling helloween legacies right now

>>158467902
the skin aint that good. Just get ice drake or waifu scale or something

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>>158467364

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>>158467364
>playing support
>laning with vayne
>get into game
>SILVER OF THE MOON

>>158467673
Use it from fog but dont step in it. YOu know theyll move away from it, maybe even waste a spell on it. It will only work once or twice during a game but if they start to not react to it you can use it once or twice to get into position.

Its like a swain snare, you dont need to use it for what its supposed to be used for but to force positioning from your opponents.

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>go in lane vs kennen as illaoi
>he ends up 0/3/0
>he has like 60 cs less than me
>teamfight phase
>kennen goes 8/5/3 with protobelt and epic ult flash
Madmen. Riot totally done it.

>kog is so dead that he's played more mid than in the adc role
>instead of asp kog shredding everyone we now have 1 shot kog from his e and ult ap ratios
Not sure which I prefer. Once kog got 3 items he basically snowballed out of control and come late game he'd kill everyone no questions asked. Now he's an anti melee hyper poke champion that will kill squishies almost instantly in a team fight with his e ult combo. At least asp kog was fun.

How the fuck do I stop typing in chat?

I physically can't keep myself from flaming someone who keeps doing retarded shit and losing me the game

Can you guys give a relatively newfag some advice? I used to play lol ages ago, then stopped games all together to focus on other things. Now I'm pretty settled with a job and no uni to worry about so I've picked it up again. My main roles were support and top lane, I seem to do fine as support but I continuously get bodied as a top laner
I've been using Poppy and Kennen, thinking of picking up Fiora too.
Can anyone give me a few pointers? My main issue is that I seem to engage at the wrong time, but I feel as though if I don't engage at all then the enemy top laner is free to farm

>>158468565
just don't? how is self control that hard.

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>lethality is worse then flat armor pen in every single way unless you are trash and suck massive dick with assassins then you get your handholding "more armor pen when behind" bonus
>all the new assassins are basically slower nerfed versions of what they used to be
>riot somehow thinks that taking a priority target out instantly in teamfights is toxic for melee champions yet veigar and pretty much every other mage can do the exact same thing, better and from safer distance while also having 10 times more utility all game long
>add new ways for supports to fuck assassins out of kills when the main reason assassins fell out of the meta was because supports and exhaust totally invalidate any sort of all in risk champions
>riot literally expects the meta to change by adding in a bunch of shitty items that they are already nerfing on PBE

It's funny and tragic at the same time, I don't think riot understands that as long as mage itemization remains what it is (aka all the items mages get these days give a ton of offense, defense and utility) and supports are left with a million ways to prevent priority targets from being killed along with exhaust being up every 2nd teamfight due to the hilariously low cooldown the meta will remain exactly what it is right now.

>>158468565
It's worrying if your self control skills are that bad, maybe look for help outside of LoL? Seems like this could be affecting other aspects of your life.
Good luck bud.

>>158468728
good

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Why is Riot flooded with disgusting weebs?
I want good skins not more normies buying Star Guardian Jinx and Lux and then feeding 0/3/0

This song reminds you of what champ?


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0P1Bk8Cx4

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I don't understand this meme that "it's just normals, don't try to win". Why would you ever queue up for a video game of any kind and not try your very best to win? Like what's the point? I get not playing meta, I get making weird picks, or bad builds. But like not actually trying your very best to win just seems so ridiculously pointless. Like what the fuck are you even getting out of it? You're not getting better at your champion, you're not learning anything, and you're not playing a competitive game of league. You're just doing nothing productive for 30 minutes, losing, then saying "wow I sure had fun". The entire fun of league is playing to the best of your ability to get better and trying to win. There isn't any other aspect to league other than competition, this isn't some sort of minecraft like game where you build shit and do single player stuff, it's a competitive video game. The object is to win, there isn't any other goal. Why even bother playing if you don't want the one goal the game offers? I don't understand why I get so much fucking flack even hinting that I"m trying to win a normal game, I play normals to get good at champions I'm not good enough to play in ranked, I'm not going to risk losing lp playing champions I haven't mastered, that's just pointless. I can't understand why the concept of practicing without lp loss is so foreign to people.

Thanks for reading my blog.

>>158468565
here are some options
1. seek help, seriously
2. type everything you want to say but don't press enter
3. every time someone does something stupid, do something different than typing like snaping your fingers or some other minor action

>>158468728
that's not even how lethality works.
Pretty much all the lethality items besides ghostblade will be better at the stage of the game where you would get them.

>>158468641
just be self critical and try to understand why an engage was bad and learn from it for the next one. It's not neccessarily bad if you let the enemy farm so long as you are also getting as much CS as him. For example Kennen can just as fine destroy teamfights if he can't straight up win his lane 1v1.

What are the best feeling assasins?

>>158468846
to have fun

For anyone remotely interested in the worlds bomber jacket, don't buy it, the quality is terrible and its thinner than a bed sheet.

>>158468846
sometimes you jsut want to learn how much dmg you do and how the laning will go.

I started doing ranked last month and literally can't play normals anymore because the players are so shitty

>>158467902

Championship is her best skin and you can get it right now.

>>158468565
hide ur chat box

how does imqtpie play this game svery day without losing his shit

>get LB as a champ shard
>nah I'll never play her, she seems too complicated
>reroll and get shyv

I wish I just gotten the LB

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>>158469124

Autism.

Plus the game is actually enjoyable at high rating where everyone is derping around.

Is tryndameres kit bad for the game?