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>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Official Website and Community
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/

>Latest Patch Notes (Live)
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749777650

>Latest Patch Notes (PTR)
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749857162

>Overwatch Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

old >>158389467
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Lena!
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>>158412153
>>158412153
>>158412153
>>158412153
Migrate here
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junkrat is fun
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>>158417012
This. He's a great toon if you know how to gib him.
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>>158420143
How're you?
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>>158420473
Good you are my friend.
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Which one's better? Bastion's BlizzCon skin, or 50 loot boxes?
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>enemy team has an Ana and a Mercy
>our team only has an Ana
>can't switch to healer because I'm the only tank
>nobody else switches
>our Ana won't switch to Mercy or anyone else for that matter

I should be able to murder these people legally. Preferably in front of their families.
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>>158420807
You too.
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>>158416785
What if I'm staying?
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>>158432756
Thank you for keeping /owg/ alive
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>>158429489
Enjoy your stay /b/ro!
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>>158434185
>>158435831
What a friendly thread.
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>>158436252
What a beautiful landscape we have there.
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>>158436252
I really, really, really like this picture my man! Mind if I save it?

Is Mercy your favorite pretty girl in Overwatch?
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Hey guys, anybody on PS4?
My name is AmbitiousDread

I main Zarya and Ana and I'm extremely proficient with them. I can play Lucio, Reinhardt, mei, mercy and McCree

I'm vers so I can either healslut or top with a tank/dps. mic preferred but not necessary as long as you can hear me.
Rank 2722 .

I just put new batteries in my Aneros, let's do this!
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>>158437860
add me RainbowDotDash

I'm into anything I mean anything.
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>>158437486
My favorite OW girl is Symettra, she's so pretty and nice! I'm autistic just like her.
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i sincerely hope blizzard never ever does another arg
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>be low plat garbage
>someone playing Torb tells me to switch to Mercy because she's a better healer than Lucio
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>>158441902
They probably won't. Every other hero reveal has been simple and Sombra's whole hacker shtick is the only reason they're doing this. At least I hope so.
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>>158442003
She is though, Lucio is just easier since hes all passive
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>>158441902
Its not even a real ARG

Just a few easy easter eggs and fake websites with loading bars.
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>>158420143
>>158420473
>tfw will never experience the Smugbow with all the different flavors of Smugberry
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>>158442084
Lucio is much better in solo q because you don't have to work out the heal priority for a bunch of randoms and you don't have to count on those randoms to protect you or be positioned in ways that give you escapes
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>>158437860
>>158438797
Where do you guys live? I'd add you and play with you gladly, but every time I group up with someone from /owg/ I get 200+ ping and that not to mention huge time difference
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This is utterly fucking retarded, I'm going 3 golds in my fucking games and my team isn't doing shit.

I've been at my season high of 2494 (or around the 90s) 4 times now and every single time something goes fucking wrong. Either we have a Junkrat getting countered directly by Pharah and is not switching or talking at all, even walked off the map backwards while shooting at people. I always get SO close on the match too, its really infuriating.

Or the other team cannot kill a fucking flanking roadhog, A ROADHOG [FLANKING] THE FIRST POINT ON KINGS ROW, BUT THE REAPER IS TRYING TO GET SICK POTGS BY RUNNING AWAY FROM THE TEAM. Honestly I just wanna get into plat and never play this season again. Why are the skill levels so fucking varied in this shitfest of high gold/low plat.

You can add me but I swear I'm cursed to keep getting to 249x and drop every fucking time RTS94#1843
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reminder to never heal hanzos or widowmakers, not even accidentally
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People who have a problem with Mei and want her removed are literal shit at this game. Stop bitching and git fucking gud.
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Should blizzard remove every defense hero?
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>>158442685
Who do you play mostly? Or rather what class of hero?
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>>158442685

I feel you man, a lot of the time i say "when the fuck do i get carried"

Well, those problems go away when you get friends.

Go on IRC or discord or whatever the fuck the kids use these days. If you enjoy Overwatch the tiniest bit, you owe it to yourself to at least get some people on the same competitive level that you are.
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I know that everyone hates Mei, me included, but since I also hate Tracer, I must ask why does Tracer counter Mei who is supposed to counter Tracer?
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Does anyone else here hope that Jeff Kaplan's wife and children get leukemia for tripling the cost of Halloween OW event items but not giving the same 3x multiplier on dupe coin returns?
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>>158442905
Blizzard should remove all heros but one to achieve maximum balance
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Jesse McCree is for _____.
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>>158443292
Pleasuring my asshole with his cowboy tube steak.
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>watching level 200 Genji's trying to Deflect Zarya's beam
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>>158442738
says the guy who plays the most shitter friendly class in the game
>don't have to aim at all
>enemy can't fight back
>250hp lets her survive most damage combos
>self heal and temporary godmode every 12s
>wall to block off spawns/chokes or get out of a bad position and it has absurd amount of health
>ult that is impossible to escape and charges quickly
>only reason anyone plays her is because they have a fetish for fat chicks
the class for scrubs who want to have a high KD ratio with minimal effort.
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>searching
>game found
>prepare your defenses
>disconnect internet

defense is shit
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>>158443271
... No. Calm down and check yourself
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>>158442905
just Mei

and then remove Genji too
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I don't understand how so many people don't understand that you're supposed to always attack as a team.

It's really simple
1. You want to do as much damage as possible all at once
2. You want to do as much damage as possible while also presenting as much combined hp as possible at once
3. You want to survive whenever possible

This is ESPECIALLY true for "flankers" although for some reason think it's not so?

It's far more valuable to wait for the right moment and strike as a team than it is to do ANYTHING else

how do so many not comprehend
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>>158443609
because crowd control heroes exist and are used frequently
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I want to play ranked, but the only hero I really enjoy anymore is Soldier. Maybe Pharah too.

But it could still be worse, at least I'm not a Widowmaker main
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>>158443480
>I'm so shit and insecure that I have to come up with excuses for my lack of skill with dealing with just one character

Maybe if you didn't play the same shit over and over again, you wouldn't have this problem.
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>>158442738
hang yourself Meicuck
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>>158443682
>can't argue with anything I said
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I play Pharah and Junkrat. I have no fucking problem with Mei. You people are need to stop being awful and just switch characters or something.
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>>158443643
no
that doesn't even apply
"CC" heroes? what a joke. The team is a single entity, to work as anything less is to weaken your team and yourself
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>>158443769
I don't need to. All you did was list things that aren't a problem what-so-ever, as some sort of poor excuse.

>...but muh character can't do that
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>>158443856
>"CC" heroes? what a joke
Oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти
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Here we go with the bawwing over Mei. Every fucking day man.
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>>158443781
I don't want to switch characters. Switching is for noobs.
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>reiq working on new symmetra piece

delicious
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My longest yeah boy ever

All solo queue
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>Literally every team composition needs Reinhart/Zarya/Lucio

Fucking snore.

Blizzard needs to fix this
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NERF REINHARDT
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>>158444278
Don't forget your complementary Ana. Super fun game when 4 out of 6 are always the same.
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>>158444209
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>dude just dodge the hook
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>>158444147
>Switching is for noobs.
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This game will not be truly balanced until "team composition" is meaningless
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>>158443480
When they were working on reducing projectile hitboxes they found problems with things like Mei's icicle not being able to headshot.

Well, her icicle is the fastest projectile in the game at 88.88 m/s, along with their shaky netcode, which together was probably the issue, but instead they simply reverted the projectile hitbox changes so they remained their huge size. Thus Mei has the EASIEST projectile to hit with in the game.

I don't really have an issue directly with Mei. Her numbers are on the strong side. I have an issue with Blizzard's attitude.
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>>158444147
... is this bait?

Can't tell if bait or just stupid.
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>4 golds as D.Va
>when they don't have Rein nor Mei
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>>158444331
And the deepz is always McCree and Reaper, sometimes McCree and Genji. McCree and Tracer if KOTH
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>>158444147
Enjoy your Silver then.
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>>158442943
I play tank and support mostly, mostly excel at both of them because other ones are even bad (over offensive lucios/bad charge reins etc) but I play mean Tracer/Genji/Reaper and others, I can basically fulfill a role as long as the rest of the team pulls their fucking weight. I get way too many compliments on my sick Lucio/Mercy though, so I like to see if I can use them. I play everyone, I geniunely like all chars. Support allows me to call out enemies flanking too, I always use voice chat.

>>158442991
Thanks, I'll definitely look into a group to join, seems like my best option.
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>>158444450
>>158444363
I'm not going to let anyone else but me tell me what to play as.
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>>158444513
Maybe your DPS could do things if the team had a real tank
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>>158444515
21 playable heroes and we only use around 9 on a good day at upper ranks.
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>>158442991
> Well, those problems go away when you get friends.

I wish.
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Cutest and best pairing
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>>158444704
It's been a while since I last saw you here, anon. How are you?
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>>158412189
>Ana will never get the nerfs she needs because support babs need easy free everything cause its the class that requires the least mechanical skill and Blizzard wants them to feel good.
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>>158443231
What is the best Blueberry alt color and why is it Nuit?
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>>158444581
>>158444147
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>>158444740
shit players don't think ana is good outside nanoboost
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You have to be really shit at this game to complain about genji.
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>>158444513
>my supports and dps keep dying before I do because nobody sees me as a threat and I can't protect them
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>>158444704
If by pairing you mean dumb crackship pulled out of thin air, sure.
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>>158444789
Because those players are shitters and the general populaces skill levels at lower to mid ranks, she'll never get proper nerfs because her "skillcap" is higher than the other supports.

After her Ult nerf goes through the meta will shift around her, I expect a lot more Genjis.
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>>158444740
This game would be improved greatly by removing everything not DPS
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>>158444736
I'm good anon, how are you?

Got 3 day banned for shitposting too hard and couldn't be bothered with a proxy
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>>158444704
It's nice to see you, Icerat anon.

>>158444654
It's easy to make friends. Drop your bnet and we'll add you.
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I want to see wild wacky 4 DPS comps become viable. With only 2 DPS spots you can't use niche heroes like Junkrat, Torbjörn or Widowmaker.
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>>158444914
>literally the only counter to nano genji is sleep dart

oh boy can't wait for ana to be in 100% of my games instead of 90%
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjnzTNJG5DM

I listen to this on repeat when i chill and play roadhog.

>Got to, got to, got to go whole hog.
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Reposting for some more (you)'s and space suggestions for alt cards.
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>>158445021
We definitely need more tankbusters.

Reaper is the only reliable one and he can get 1shot by Roadhog
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>>158444350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To9cFWqttME
everything you need to know
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>>158445021
We'll never use Rat, or Torbj. Widow will rise again cause sniper-cunts whine louder than any fanbase when they can't play solitaire with no downsides.

Can't wait for her PTR buffs to go through and have every game focus on her 1v5'ing your team.
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>>158444642
>>158444835
>better blame the fact i can't dps for shit at D.Va and pretend team doesn't have second tank

Sup guys, hope i meet you in comp today as well.
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>>158444983
I'm doing pretty well myself. Sorry to hear about the ban. Looks like you found some cute art while you were gone, at any rate.
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Sometimes I think Lucio is fucking invincible when he's on the payload.
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>>158444789
I have hard time believing that even low rank players don't find grenade, sleep dart and 80 damage hitscan shots very frustrating to fight vs.
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>>158444812
>T. Genji main
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Genji fucking sucks and has a ahrd time dealing damage
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>>158445169
Because Blizzard fucked up and gave a sniper insane mobility, making her good in every map.
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>>158445198
Low rank players aren't good enough to do any of what she's good at.
>>158445276
Must suck being shit.
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>>158445198
low ranks only grenade themselves and never land sleep dart or their shots
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>>158445191
Here's another one on me then
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>>158445198
They don't, you occasionally see some plat players with some mechanical ability but most of them can't aim at all.

I didn't do S1, calibrated at 2600 for S2 and climbed to Diamond and until I hit like 3k I almost never saw Ana
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>>158445297
They fucked up by giving her a broken secondary, if only her primary was good it wouldn't be an issue. Send a Tracer/genji/Winston at her without fear of being machine-gunned down because hey, she deserves a SMG that is better than soliders primary at close range.
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>>158445342
Thanks m8
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>>158445276
Genji who is not ulting is barely an annoyance. Not even worth shooting unless I saw him use reflect 2 seconds ago.
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>>158445021
if junkrat ever gets his projectile speed increased hell be a better reinbuster than hanzo is and will likely see regular use
torb just needs his turret to actually prioritize low health targets so tanks cant pull aggro once and make it useless for the entire fight
and widow doesnt deserve to be viable
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>>158445138
I know how hook works, it's just too fast to actually react to even at max range. You have to force him to miss then hope you can pour 600-900+ damage onto him in six seconds
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>>158443680
What rank are you, anon?
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>>158445414
Buffing Genji
1) tighten spread on both fire modes
2) make shuriken faster
3) additional healing from medipacks to encourage going deeper
4) slightly faster run speed
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I love Hana.
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KNOCK KNOCK
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>>158443680
widow is better than pharah

Nobody can aim well enough until at least diamond to be an actual real counter to her anyway
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>>158444209
Fix her right eye.
She looks retarded there.
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For the love of god blizzard, make additional servers in south america so I don't have to try coordinating with brazilians and their incomprehensible monkey noises.
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>baw Mei is OP
>remove Genji
>FUCKING MCCREE!!!!
>I don't know how to deal with Tracer
>nerf Bastion
>Torbjorn's turrets are busted
>Junkrat is SOOO annoying
>FUCK HANZO'S HITBOXES
>how do I stop getting killed by Widowmaker
>remove Roadhog's hook
>I can't kill Lucio
>Mercy is the best support
>nevermind, Mercy is shit
>Ana was a mistake

Is this what night time /owg/ is?
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>>158445816
>Game is filled with a shitload of annoying mechanics and terrible design choices
Complaints are literally 24/7 about this game and rightfully so.
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>>158445669
I'm trying to get some sleep Jack, I'm not conspiring against you anymore. Can't you accept that?
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>>158445816
Yes, and the other half is two gay-for-attention teens spamming the thread with awful tumblr porn
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what's your opinion on Hasselhoff?
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>Decide to tryhard out of Plat
>Autistically spam Lucio
>Start climbing
>1 game from Diamond
>Someone else instalocks Lucio
>"Hey man do you mind if I play Lucio"
>[Silence]
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>>158445682
It's not just the hero, but the reaction it causes in metababbies.
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>>158445873
I LOVE HASSELHOFF
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>>158445872
>two

Look at this poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/11288349/r
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>>158445276
Yeah if you can't hit the large, forgiving hitbox twice-as-fast-as-rocket 200-300 dps shurikens, I can imagine a hero with 4 different damage abilities and a team-wipe ult would be bad
NO
ACTUALLY
I CAN'T
HE'S STILL FORGIVINGLY STRONG
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which Overwatch is the best at succ
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>>158442583
I live in Canada, I think he lives in the US
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>>158443292
Slamming against the nearest surface and filling his delicious and sloppy boipucci with cum
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>>158445816
nothing wrong with those first two
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>>158445873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY
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>>158445931
I'm in diamond and pick stupid shit like hanzo and d.va all the time and people only ask me to switch if I need to fill a specific role or if I'm doing poorly
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>>158445939
the poll you crossposted on tumblr? this thread doesn't even have half as many posters as there are responders to that poll
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>>158446018
Jesse McCree, he's had plenty of practice.
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>>158446193
>cross posted on tumblr
Then someone else must of because I never did you insecure twit.
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>>158445856
There has to be a point where someone believes there's just too much wrong with the game to justify wasting any amount of time on it anymore
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>>158446148
Is this what Reinhardt is referring to?
I thought he literally meant classical music from the 1800s or some shit.
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>when someone from your friendslist starts spectating your game
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What kind of ult do you want sombra to have then lads?

I'm hoping for some kind of mass silence, have an aura that's about the same as maymays with a 6/7 sex duration. Just think of the Genji tears, he leaps in with the weeb stick and nano only to get shut the fuck down, can't even panick dash out. Something like that with a smoke bomb invis + small speed boost escape power and decent dps smg would be the shit.

Just think of all of the potg shut downs.
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Convince me that Reaper is more than pres Q and Shift.

You can't.
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>>158445939
>ana first
Why
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>>158446386
Melts tanks without use ult.
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What do you think of my Roadhog changes

>visually accurate hook hitbox
>hook distance reduced to 15m from 20m
>hook speed changed to the same as firestrike
>roadhog's RMB is his only gun attack
>his E no longer heals him but makes him immune to CC, changes 100 of his remaining HP into armor and makes him move at 1.5x speed for 6 seconds
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>>158446557
You just cucked him to F-tier with Torbjörn and Symmetra.
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>>158446557
You were pretty good up until the 3rd one, try nerfing without outright ruining the character.
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Just absolutely BTFO the other team when they had 6 and we had 5 on volskaya. There is no better feeling than that my friends.
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>>158446320
i thought the same thing. like some classical composer that just happen to have the same name as that literally who
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>>158446557
Why do players that don't even bother playing as the character in question propose all these shitty changes
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>>158446651
If his only use is doing 350dps and having a 20m stun to kill combo then maybe he shouldn't be in the game until he gets a complete rework then.

They need to make him a tank or a DPS

>>158446683
Hook currently has no actual counterplay. "bait it out" isn't counterplay it's not an ult and you just fucking die
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>>158445939
>not the third Doomfist
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>>158446368
>an uninteractive ult that can cancel all ults and take away your abilities so you can't counterplay at all

That sounds fucking retarded and cancer.
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when the FUCK is Mei getting taken out of the game oh my god
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Anybody else got a huge increase in lag going right now?
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>>158446773
Because they can't git gud and find ways to kill them
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>>158446773
If you main a buggy character like Roadhog maybe you're the one who shouldn't be listened to
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>>158446810
Around the same time they remove Genji
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>>158444320
DELETE REINHARDT
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>>158446368
>>158446557

Oh boy! More to add to the trash pile!
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>>158446775
>Hook currently has no actual counterplay
You can outrange it. PTR Widowmaker is like a Roadhog hook with infinite range and 0.8 second cooldown. Now where's the counterplay for that?
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>>158446873
Throw Widow in there as well, they've shown that they're incapable of making her a decent addition to a team. Her role just doesn't fit the game and was forced in because every shooter needs a sniper.
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>>158446890
>>158446873
>>158446810


God....
>>158445816
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>>158446557
This is the most retarded thing I've read all day.
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>>158446291
>insecure twit.
great one sport
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>>158446925
I haven't had the chance to play the PTR at all, is Widow back into cancer-tier?
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>>158446925
>Now where's the counterplay for that?

Flank her.
She can't do SHIT at close range.
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>look up old ability videos for shits and giggles
>300 armor 300 health Reinhardt
>pin has no wind up and starts immediately

Mein gott

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLFbm6YckoU
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>>158446890
Honestly too much of the game revolves around Reinhardt's kit. He's not even that well balanced either. If you wanted to find a hero that's the actual balance of the game it'd be Reaper or Winston.

>>158446925
>you can outrange it

lmao it almost has the same range as McCree's damage falloff where he has to click on a 6 pixel wide head
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>>158446957
I HATE HIM REEEEEE
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>>158446992
Yes she can. She doesn't take damage from her own mine anymore, so theres that, and of course >>158445381
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>>158447074
Well she can shoot infinitely it's actually not that hard to get gold damage with her. It's like Junkrat where they can end up with gold damage pretty easily if they want but it's not really contributing anything actually useful
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>>158444513
D.Va has chip damage and her nuke ult not good DPS.
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REINHART SHIELD IS FUCKING CRAP
>SEE ENEMY TRACER/REAPER
>HOLD IT UP TO BLOCK DAMAGE
>LOL JUST RUN INTO MY SHIELD
>SHOOT ME TO DEATH
REIN'S SHIELD SHOULD BE SOLID LIKE MEI'S WALL WHEN YOU HOLD IT UP
ELSE WHATIS THE POINT???
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>>158447129
Winston is going to shit on Widow still unless there's a massive skill disparity or you're going against an actual aimbotter.

>>158447153
I think it'd be really hilarious if teammates can't walk through Rein's shield so he can just force them to die
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why is hitting long range rockets as pharah so much fun?
why is making genjifags ragequit so much fun?
why is mccreams flashbang so bullshit and instant kill vs any hero barring some tanks?
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It's impossible to climb the ladder solo.
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>>158447153
Then you can't shoot through it, retard
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>>158447245
Proven incorrect by multiple people
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Get rid of hard counters.
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>>158447153
That's what the fuck your teammates are for. If they aren't behind you shooting the fuck out of Tracer and Reaper, then your teammates are shit. Also, fucking swing your hammer and charge.
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i want loli futa mercy to fuck my ass!
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>>158447283
>Let's throw three quarters of the cast in the trash bin where it belongs
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>>158447315
Incinerate yourself
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Can some Reinhardt players give me some tips? Specifically about shield usage and management.
I love the idea of playing a gigantic German crusader and taking care of my team, but right now I'm a disgrace.
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>>158445856
stop playing then dumbass
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>>158447283
There should be more if anything
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>>158447330
I would hope that he means to make it so every hero can be viable, instead of having most heroes being a "pick it on this map or against this hero only" kind of thing.
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>>158447239
>hitting long range rockets as pharah so much fun
sure is fun but enjoy your no damage because damage drop off
>making genjifags ragequit so much fun
weebs
>mccreams flashbang so bullshit and instant kill vs any hero barring some tanks
just close your eyes
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>>158447315
Thats dirty, Anon. Don't say such things.
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>>158447356
Step one - stick to your team.
Step two - don't shield if you see a Winston charging at you, a Reaper at melee range, or a Tracer darting at melee range UNLESS there are people behind you.
Step three - do your best! I believe in you!
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>>158447330
If a character's only role is to counter another, then that character needs a complete rework.
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>>158447356
https://www.google.com/search?q=Reinhardt+players+give+me+some+tips
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>>158447356
This is the only reinhardt information you need
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>>158446363
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>Quick play
>2 mei's
>near constant uptime of her BS ult

Guess I'll just not play tonight...
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Should I just suicide my SR while i'm sleep deprived?
>>158447394
Three Quarters of the cast are designed to be hard counters, you wanna make them all viable you're gonna just make them have all teh same mechanics, going back to TF2 classes in a nutshell
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>>158447356
>people coming to kill you, shield up
>no people, shield down
>make sure people are actually standing behind you
>don't charge in if your team isn't ready
>you are not a fat DPS
>melee when it's safe to, your hammer does sick damage
>DONT CHARGE IN WITHOUT YOUR TEAM
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>>158447356
Don't have your shield up if there's no one to protect
In a shield off, the first to drop the shield loses unless you get a good ult
Always face their highest damage source and prioritize hitscan.
Tell your team on voice to take cover so you can recharge shield
If your dps goes outside your shield range don't even try to catch up to them, shielding your supports is #1
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>Tried S3 on the PTR server
>First placement match
>Immediately thrown against 3 Master players
>MFW
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>>158447627
Yes, that would be absolutely ideal.
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>>158447464
>Reaper
>Bastion
>Mei
>Mccree
>Winston
>Junkrat
>Roadhog
>D.va
>Widowmaker
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>>158447356
actually push up

dont just stand there with your shield out like a retard, actually coordinate with your team to stay behind your shield and push
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>>158447406
>damage drop off
??????
Pharah's rockets do 120 damage on a direct hit across the entire map
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>>158447695
Yes, rework them.
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>>158447756
Into what?
You're just gonna end with more hard counters
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>>158447220
The issue is if Widow is good the game devolves into a game of protect the widow as she sweeps the enemy team once the Rein barrier is down. In a vaccum its easy to say "Just use Winston lol" When before it didn't work, and it won't work now.

I say this with 100% conviction and its a hill I'll die on, Widow should have never been added to the game. Same for Hanzo while' we are at it. Snipers are cancer to FPS games in general and in objective based games they are even worse.
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>>158447627
The only hero whose only job is to hard counter other specific heroes is Winston.
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>>158447805
In that case remove them.
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Hey /owg/, let's play a game

Is THIS a headshot??
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>>158447627
Considering TF2 was by far the better game outside of Valve killing it with their jewery, how would that be a bad thing?
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>>158447852
It's like blood types t b h
Tanks can counter most heroes
Pharah is countered by most heroes

I cry every night
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>>158447463
>if you see a Winston charging at you, a Reaper at melee range, or a Tracer darting at melee range UNLESS there are people behind you.

I honestly don't even understand Winston, I really need to play him for a while too so I can understand what he can and what he can't do against me.

>Step three - do your best! I believe in you!

Thanks Anon! I won't let you down.

>>158447473
>why are you trying to discuss the game instead of posting waifus/shipping?

Fuck off m8

>>158447509
kek I love that shit, one of the main reasons I want to play Reinhardt, actually.

>>158447671
>>158447675
>>158447696


I think that's probably my biggest mistake; every time I put up my shield I become a big target and I don't always do it when my team is ready to back me up. Need to be more aware of that.

Thanks a lot guys, this is actually extremely helpful, now I need to practice it for a bit.
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>>158447894
Then you'd have combinations that are too good not to have 100% of the time in every map, and you'd still have completely useless Z-tier heroes still
>>158447928
Because it'd be a TF2 clone with a bunch of maps that are not designed for TF2, and such have terrible sightlines, completely bullshit chokepoints and a bunch of ridiculous paths that can only be taken by 2 out of 9 classes

Also it'd be worse than what TF2 is right now, so why would you want that?
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>>158447924
Here is your trivia answer, courtesy of Activision's world-class developers: no :)
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>>158448010
whats wrong, too poor to have gotten the american mcree skin?
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>>158447941
>Pharah is countered by most heroes

So Pharah has a favorable matchup against Junkrat and...
...anyone else? Symmetra?
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>>158447924
>>158448010
Not that this has anything to do with anything, but...

Are you a NEET?
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>>158448115
of course. if you work you die
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>>158448103
>against junkrats
I laugh every time
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>>158448103
Bastion and Torb.
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>>158448103
Mercy who is alone. Lucio can probably outrun the rockets.
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>>158448103
Used to be D'va, then they went retard and overbuffed matrix.

Sad times for Pharah.
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>>158447239
because you enjoy beating up kids in gold
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>>158448007
>Then you'd have combinations that are too good not to have 100% of the time in every map, and you'd still have completely useless Z-tier heroes still
So just like now, but with a less bloated cast. An improvement after all.
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>>158448185
Not really. Bastion is a hitscan DPS, and Torb turrets hurt if you can't outrange them.
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>>158448185
>Bastion

Really?
I need to step it up then, Bastion always wrecks my shit

>>158448213
>overbuffed matrix

To be fair, D.Va needs all the help she can get.
Isn't she the worst tank in basically every situation?
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>>158448280
She's excellent against bastion and stupid mccrees
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>>158444581
I think I played comp with you

you sucked
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>>158448280
Winston is the worst who only gets fringe benefits due to Koth favoring Genji/tracer.

D'va is in no way shape or form the worst tank, the meta is against her right now with Zarya in 100% of games and Mei in 80% as well, her two biggest counters.

She needs no buffs, the OP shit needs nerfs. But Blizzard is retarded and they are rubber-banding her on the PTR by overbuffing her and nerfing her counters. She'll be in every game after the PTR shit.
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>tfw your main is useless in almost every situation but you're too stuck on it to switch
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>>158448280
>Isn't she the worst tank in basically every situation?
Yeah. She's the S76 of tanks.
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>>158448376
Jokes on you, I stopped playing comp to continue my egomaniac stroke in peace.
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>>158448185
>Bastion and Torb.
Shes target practice for them
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How do we make torbjorn viable
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>>158448397

She can work on anubis pretty damn well
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>>158448185
A bastion that repositions every fight and uses uncommon spots destroy targets like pharah
A bastion that sits in one spot dies to 3 peek rockets and never hits a single bullet
A torb that sits behind his turret dies instantly
A torb that crossfires his turret murders everything that isn't a tank
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>>158448387
>Winston is the worst
gold opinions
>>
No, I must kill the demons
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>get in a game with randoms in QP
>one guy picks Reinhardt
>second guy picks Reinhardt too
>find it a little odd but think that it might work
>3rd and 4th players pick Rein too
>oh boy here we go
>5th player switches heroes constantly
>I pick Lucio
>we somehow win

I don't know what to think of this; things like this have been happening more and more lately.
I assume it's because I'm low level. Is it? Or do people at higher levels also employ this sort of meme tactics?
>>
I've gotten witch mercy like 5 times in 30 boxes like what the fuck, I want other Halloween costumes
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>>158448532
Most situational, therefore worst.

Zarya will always have a place on every team, Rein is never unplayed, Roadhog has tremendous pickoff potential and self sustain, D'va has an Area denial ult, Matrix is one of the best defensive abilities in the game and boasts alright damage with crazy good mobility.

Winston is fantastic and slapping down a backline, but he has the worst ult in the game and is only good on Koth and Koth alone.

You claim gold, but you reek of silver.
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>>158448638
Welcome to QP Hell, son
Better get used to it
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>>158448638

Last night I won an attack on King's Row with a team of 6 Hanzo's. Sometimes it's fun to have fun
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>>158448638
People dick around in QP. That's just how it is. At least you guys won.
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>korean adds me after comp match and then wants to group up
>group up with them
>they start speaking moon to me
>say i can't understand them
>then they start trying to type in broken English

c-cute
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>>158448638
>everyone else picks Hanzo
>lastly, I pick Mei
>spend the entire match icewalling the hanzos and with an accidental 39 damage dealt, not caring about the really quick loss
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>>158448387
No, D.Va is definitely the worst. The only thing she had going is Defense Matrix eats ults
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>>158448717
To be fair, it WAS kinda fun, maybe I'll actually join in with the same character next time.

>>158448708
kek
Do you usually play McRee or did you give in to peer pressure?
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>>158448783
Naisu
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>>158448817
Not my main, but not a benchwarmer either
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>>158448519
His turret should acquire the squishiest target instead of just the first target.

That way, tanks can't just acquire it's aggro and ignore it.
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>>158448869
>no fanart of 5 mccree's gangbanging reaper
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>>158448775
I tend to go for a balance in QP
I do fuck around with every hero regardless of how good they are, but I do try to win.
Maybe I should relax a bit more.

>>158448791
Did you get shit in voice chat or something?
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>>158448987
idk I never join the voice channel
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>>158448519
Permanent Molten Core mode.
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>tilted as fuck every time in QP
>fine in comp even when i get stomped
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>>158448887
Or, you know, the turrets could passively be aimed at whatever toblerone is shooting at.
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>>158448869
Why is riverboat McCree so handsome, fuck

>that 1 reaper
3 stacks always do wrong
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>>158448519
+25 scrap per second.
>>
I'm going to marry McCree.
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>>158449334
How? Are you getting shit talked in QP or something?
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Why do so many Koreans play on NA servers?

What are Korean servers like?
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>>158448690
literally just watch some high level play
like the Korean stuff
Winston is everywhere
I don't have to argue this, you're just flat-out wrong
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>>158449420
not before i do!
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Is it wrong if I want mercy to put her blue arrows inside of me
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>>158446810
Hopefully never these tears sustain me.
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what happened? :^(
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>>158449462
They're probably just as shit as Korean players make them seem like. Nothing but bad picks and people who don't want to communicate.

>>158449334
It's because you know people in Comp are more tense. It's easier to be calm when there's some other guy losing his shit and having an autistic fit.
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Why's it gotta be like this m8s
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>>158448519
Turret has ramp up damage where it keeps ramping just like Symmetra beam so tanks can't just go lul-whatever to it.

Or make its damage ignore Armor and shields.
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>>158449462
tryhard and emotional
the koreans that come over to NA servers do it because they can't get flamed in a language they understand while netcode doesn't disadvantage them
aka the "comfy" server
>>
>>158449420
Get in line bitch.
>>
why does every character (save maybe 76, widow, and sym) have a 'fuck you i win' ability
why cant this be balanced around actual skill instead of who plays the most bullshit characters
>>
>>158449464
>Top tier players play Winston in incredibly situational moments
Wow crazy, surely that changes everything. Like I've said before its the meta locking out D'va, nothing else. She isn't bad at all, her two counters are in every fucking game at the moment and one of them is the most broken shit in the game atm.
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>>158449462
Because NA is bottom tier skill wise and koreans have a fun time stomping

Like Korean masters > EU GM > EU masters > NA GM > Korean diamond > NA masters > Korean plat > rest
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>>158449721

have you smoked too much crack anon

i literally went to EU to see if it was any easier and it was pretty easy

ping wasn't too bad either tbqh

i mean some of these EUtards don't even english lmao
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>>158449721
Remember when Lunatic got stomped by a single Pharah? I wouldn't put Koreans at the top
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>>158449721
Whatever you say, EUfriend.
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>>158448519
Fix head hitboxes. PTR changes are going to make him OP.
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>>158449682
lol Koreans are trash go play on the Asian servers right now. They're unequivocally worse at fps
>>
Is McCree cut or uncut?
>>
>>158449682
>why cant this be balanced around actual skill instead of who plays the most bullshit characters
Because Overwatch is as casual as a game can get. If it were actually skill based the vast majority population of shitters would complain even more and stop playing.
>>
>>158449420
I'll allow it, but only if I get to marry Junkrat after.
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>>158449807
Remember when lunatic destroyed envy a few days ago?
>>
Is it still possible to get Overwatch for $40? I've already purchased it once so I don't really feel like doing it again.
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>>158449523
That Mccree is ugly
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>>158449992
What does that have to do with anything? NA is shit, Envy is full of aimbotters. EU > Koreans > NA
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>>158449686
Winston is EVERYWHERE, Winston, Reinhardt, Zarya all played in equal amounts. Numbani, Route 66, Durado, on defense, on offense, on KOTH, etc.
They understand how to play a lot better than you and none of these high level people think Winston is remotely weak.
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>>158449903
That depends on if you answer this question.

Why are there so many gayposters on when EU is awake?
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>>158450019

make a new bnet account
set region to "Argentina"
buy the stock game for 399 argentine peso or about $26 USD
if you want you can buy it as a gift instead and ship it to a non-argentina account
>>
>>158449903
Uncut. All forms of infant genital mutilation are illegal in the future and he doesn't seem like the type to sacrifice pleasure for easier hygiene.
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>>158449974
Is a german Junkrat fine too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ7Gl7hHs1M
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>>158450019
Standard PC edition is $40. The rest are $60+ for the console games or the Origins edition ($20 for skins though, good skins but still)
>>
hey ENUMBRE what was it like getting diagnosed with autism?
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>>158450096
Not ideal, but he's acceptable.
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>>158450039
Because like I said before he's SITUATIONAL crazy how you can't understand that. He has no general purpose beyond what he is good at which is one specific thing, jumping in at the backline and roughing them up.

The original statement was she was the weakest tank, she isn't. She's the least represented tank in a game where every single tank is great. Winston is more situational than she is, therefore the weaker pick outside one specific scenario where he is the best tank for that purpose. But you're too thick to understand this and you parrot what you see the pros do instead of applying any critical thinking of your own.
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>>158450054
Homoposting is at all hours. /owg/ stands for overwatch gays after all
>>
Don't forget to watch the OW world cup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97_DaVN8Rb0
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This would bothers me far less if they didnt outright lie to you.

At this rate, Imma be banned from competitive before I complete my placement matches.
>>
I can't stop thinking about McCree.
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>>158450165
P-please don't bully enumbre
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>>158450304
He might not be my husbando, but he is very nice. What's your favorite thing about him, anon?
>>
>>158450278
>Watching pro overwatch
Its a horrible spectator sport.
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>>158450165
mmy dicka hard
>>
Hey, good people of /owg/, I have a question for ya.
My best character is zenyatta, my second best are winston and lucio, my third best is roadhog. Now, considering all this, what character should I try to git gud at?
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>>158450324
too late im already on his list for games to throw when i get matched on his team cant stop the train here better make him dig deeper into depression
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>>158450357
His large cock
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>>158450221
>jumping in at the backline and roughing them up.
that's wrong and you don't realize how limited your understanding of the game actually is

D.Va fails in her core design with a giant critbox and no damage and she's going to keep the same crippling flaws after PTR changes
you fail to understand this
you're literally gold

good day
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>>158445052
Told our Zarya to push up to get our teammates without mics to follow so she can chain her ult. She walks the other side of the control point where no one is at and solo ults where no one can even see. Blames me for telling her to move up. How can you be so stupid???
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>>158447942
just play rein hyper aggressively and only put up shield when you actually need to
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>>158450301
You failed at reading comprehension. Try again
>cannot *group* with players...
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>>158450394
Zenyatta, among other good qualities. His ult can cancel out many other hero ults.
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>>158450429
That is... certainly an understandable favorite thing.
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>getting desparate to get the halloween achievements, been playing Ana since launch of the event and been getting nothing but chucklefucks soloqueue
>decide fuck it and go McCree instead tonight because clearly Ana isn't working
>back to back Scratchless and Hodor achievements one after the other with randos because I actually did my fucking job

I guess the secret to Junkenstein is to become a hard carry.
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>>158450028
how about this one
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>>158450394
Reinhardt
you can carry yourself with those zenny winston lucio and Rein easy
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>>158450545
Ana and Soldier are the hard carries in the brawl, mccree just needs to press Q

Sounds like what actually happened is you're not good enough to play Ana and someone competent carried you
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>>158445052
shiiiieeeeet I see at least 2-3 of those every game when I'm not in queue with my diamond friends.
I'm never getting to diamond, am I?
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>>158450429
>you will never feel his enormous dick splitting you open
>you will never feel it throb as he cums in yout for the first time
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>>158444403
Holy shit the amount of excuses you low level players come up with to hate on a character lmao
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has enumbre killed himself yet
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>Team wants me to play lucio or mercy
>When they have a genji and reaper always on my ass


I stick to Ana or Zenyatta so I can at least defend myself when my team is blind.
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>>158450423
B-but he's our guy... Enumbre :(
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>>158450546
Can I contribute?
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>>158450659
What's the matter? He say something you don't like and you can't pull rank with your 2900 SR?
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>>158450672
Just stick close to your carries and fly/walljump around
post more ichimatsu reactions pics/gif's, I'm starting a collection
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>>158450707
your guy is on suicide watch and leads a very sad life outside of video games sorry
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>>158450546
>that forearm
I'm wet
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Tfw no mccree bf
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>>158443480

If you weren't shit at the game she wouldn't be an issue to you.

Literally just don't fight her in close range and all your problems will be gone.

You'll still suck but she won't be so annoying
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How long before they add new non-event skins? Reaper definitely needs a pair that isn't fucking stupid.
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>>158450650
I don't hate on Mei. I'm just pointing out how Blizzard was being shittards about their hero design.
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>>158450357
Who is your husbando anon, and why isn't it McBigDick?
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>>158450761
hey good one enumbre but nah just keep sinking your rank more and more tonight maybe i wont get matched up with your autist self again or maybe kill yourself before that happens idk that would be cool too
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>>158450709
yes please
>>158450807
iktf
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>>158450479
Uhh.. but anon, my zen stats are top 10% already according to overbuff, and I played him since before S1, so I guess I kinda am already good with him?
>>158450602
Yeah, Reinhardt is a good choice and I've played a couple of games on him, but I hate to always rely on my team to do shit. And also I'm very used to see the whole battlefield in front of me to give calls and not being able to see what's behind me kinda irritates me
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>>158450650
>someone said something against blizzard
>they must be bad at video games!
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>>158450827
Probably once they've got the 2016 events out of the way
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Do you open your loot boxes immediately or wait until you have a huge amount so you can do a mass box opening?
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>tfw kinda a cowboy
>tfw want to make full McCree cosplay
>tfw too white to pull it off
>tfw no bf to ERP with
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>>158450456
Haha whatever kid, if you really think she has that many issues you really are gold.
>good day
thanks fedora-lord. Remember how wrong you are when the ptr changes hit.
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>>158450965
Lvl 1-10 I save up

But the rest I open immediately
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>>158450867
Pic related. But McCree is definitely good too. He seems like he'd be an excellent cuddler.
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>>158450894
Have some more!
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Which is the best McCree and why is it Blackwatch McCree?

>tfw no slutboi to fuck whenever I want
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>>158451057
He's pure
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>>158451076
>Jesse "fucked my way to the top" McCree
>pure
Anon... He's probably blown the whole of Blackwatch and Overwatch twice. The boy is sloppy and used up
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>>158450896
Rein doesn't rely on his entire team. That's a misconception. If your supports suck and the DPS are good, you can shield the DPS and hold the game. If your DPS sucks and your supports are good, you can go crazy with the hammer and apply the pressure the DPS can't. Reinhardts that nail all of their abilities can really carry, especially when they're outperforming enemy Reinhardt.

There's a lot of "oh shit" moments for Reinhardt to carry with too. Example: Capturing point A on Volskya with a big cleanup. Reinhardt takes off and charges all the way into the back of point B and sets up in the corner for an ambush Earthshatter. Team zergs in behind you and game ends.

Or Hanamura point B, when that obnoxious stream of respawns hits the point delaying capture, and you pin their Reaper trying to exit spawn every. single. time.
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>>158451052
very nice
>>158451057
something about on the range wearing a plaid shirt gets to me
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>>158451057
>tfw no bf to pin me to the wall
>tfw can't make them work for it in a 'fight'
>ywnr be hate fucked by an adrenaline fueled sex fiend
>ywn have the neighbors unsure if its domestic violence or just another day of sex.
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>>158451141
I placed at 2100 and im down to 1700 at the moment. This game is kinda hard for me.
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>>158450771
Yeah that works for a few seconds and even if you are near the carries they don't mean shit if they ignore your ass but will still want you to heal them.
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>>158451141
>losing all placement matches on purpose to get into bronze and roll over shitters
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>>158451141
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>>158451141
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>>158451226
Jack Morrison is that you
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>>158451242
Put heal/damage beam to toggle and set guardian angel to default to who you look at not who you're beaming.
Spiderman between your teammates.
Know when to cancel mid-glide for ideal positioning.
Always keep positioning in mind, people naturally shoot the mercy so you want to constantly be manipulating what has LoS of you.
Then play Ana or Zenyatta instead.
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>>158451314
Sorry. I'm not blonde, nor do I have huge muscles.

I do have premature grey hair though, if you like that.
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guess my skill rank
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>>158451141
If I was that bad at video games I'd give up video games
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im going to bed i hope when i wake up enumbre is plat where his autistic shitter self belongs
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How to fix Mercy:

>stream is now both healing and attack boost
>any enemy that crosses the stream is slowed
>staff and pistol are dual wielded (M1 for pistol M2 for staff)
>E now summons five balls around mercy that damage any enemy that touches it, lasts 19 seconds
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>>158451460
Mercy should stay shit forever
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How do I get more accurate with chill robot ninja?

Mouse 2 is easy enough but I suck at getting kills with mouse 1.
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>>158451460
>6 mercies healing each other and running around in circles around the enemy while shooting them and smacking them with balls

Sounds great anon.
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>Dva a cutie
>Her crit spot takes up the entirety of her front side.

Is this the true definition of insanity? I want to play the qt korean girl but not instantly melt to people who can hit the broad side of a barn :(
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>place 60 points away from plat, 4w,3l,3d
>hover around there for a week, roughly 50% winrate
>suddenly drop to 2100 in a day, winrate down to 31%
what do, im scared to queue at all now
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>>158451561
literally just have to get better
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>>158450954
probably never
>2016 christmas skins
>2017 chinese new year
>skin for all asian heroes
>2017 leaf st patrick day
>2017 summer event
>2017 halloween event again
>2017 christmas
yeah, no skin 4 u unless u buy origin version
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enumbre's absence has ripped a hole in this community. I am grieving for all.
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>>158451562
>Taking qp seirously
>>
>It's another pharah not viable bundle of posts episode
Ana/Zen main here @3879, I've grown to appreciate Pharah players, since they're insanely good at not dying. They protect me when i call out for flankers, surprisingly good at killing tracers/genjis
They always come back with like 30-70 hp after poking, getting their kills in too.
>route 66 defense
>rocking ana
>we are holding their team at the first turn
>our pharah keeps getting cliff kills with CB
>keeps killing their supports
>nano boost pharah over our reaper
>wipes their team with zarya bubble
>reaper not even complaining
>they swap to widow + mccree
>can't even push the payload
>pharah just standing behind rein spamming
>they lose
Pharah is only viable if you're not a shitter
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i love enumbre! I want to fuck enumbre!
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>>158451562
>getting smacked by mercy's balls while she thrusts her feminine staff deep inside you
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>>158451561
I've played against 3500+ genji mains. most of them can't lead for shit and miss most of their m1's. it's not even needed since genji is currently the most broken hero in the game and only shitters think otherwise.
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Long hair D.Va legendary when.
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what heroes can actually do "headshots" in this game

can I do headshots with dva's mech? What about lucio's gun

back in TF2 sniper and spy is literally the only classes who can do headshots
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>>158451954
rein, ana, pharah, and junkrat cant headshot
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>>158450896
In that case, you don't need our advice.
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>>158452018
>ana
>sniper
>can't headshot
nice game blizzard
is it just a way to balance her so she doesn't be on par with widow for dealing out damage
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>wanting mccree as a bf when he is infested with STD's and a lack of commitment
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Mei a cute
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>>158451141
Is it possible to score 0 in competition?
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>>158451718
>>158451876
Okay, thanks.
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>>158450827
>>158450954
>>158451778
maybe we get pink valentine skins
or Hanzo dressed as Armor with a cite pink bow shooting lovehearts
>of dead
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>>158451367
Get swole anon, then you can say you're just not blond.
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>>158452069
Ana is broken as she is right now
Being able to headshot would just make her a straight upgrade over zen.
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>>158450423
>enumbre has a list of people who he throws if he gets them in his game
>he's still grandmaster

how BASED can one guy be??
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>>158452076
>infested with STD's
>lack of commitment
How do you figure?
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>>158452424
The only people who fear enumbre are shitters who say roadhog is balanced
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guess the rating
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>>158452534
plat
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>>158443435
Maybe he was expecting an ult or alt fire?
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>>158452534
500
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>>158452534
28xx-31xx
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>>158452424
It's because, all memes aside, Enumbre really is a good mccree, or else a good aimbotter. Last night he was on wrax's team essentially 1v6ing, to the point where wrax was sitting on the payload afk while enumbre filled the kill feed.
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does enumbre have a twitch?
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when are we going to get vehicles and aircraft in this game

like on Anubis, the attacks spawn from a huge carrier. it should be drivable
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>>158452534
High gold although 1.6 crits/min is alot, probably headshots roadhogs delibrately to increase it
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>>158451634
If her critbox wasn't as big as it is she'd be extremely hard to kill, borderline unkillable without having multiple people focus her down with cc because Matrix is insane in combo with her flight.

I get it, it sucks that she gets slammed but the alternative is worse for the game as a whole.
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>>158452650
>Enumbre
>Not aimbotting

Just watch one of the first webms he ever spammed of him playing Tracer on lijiang tower. He tracked the fucking _hitboxes_ of the enemy Mercy and Lucio, not the _models_ which is blatantly cheating bullshit because aimbots don't care where the models are, only where the hitboxes are (which is usually a little behind).

Then he has the nerve to post another webm of himself getting reamed by a Roadhog because he blinked at the same time and that just isn't fair, after all Tracer should be literally unkillable according to him.
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>walk into a room
>you find mccree like this
what do you do
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>>158452734
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best mommy
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>>158452586
>>158452620
>>158452629
>>158452740
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/ENUMBRE-1733
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>>158452805
Remove the gag and ask him why McCreeAnon left him like that.
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>>158452795
?
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Do bot games count towards your stats? I don't want to be in high elo because bots are easy as hell (this doesn't sound likely but who knows?). I also don't want to have high stats so I attract more people to see how shit I am (this is what I'm mainly asking about).
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>>158452884
no why would it
>>
Let's analyze the current level of all characters, shall we?
Attack:
1) Soldier : shit
2) McGree: op
3) Genji: op
4) Pharah: shit

Defense:
1) Torbjorn: just decent in some situations
2) Widowmaker: just decent in some situations
3) Bastion: shit
4) Mei: op

Tanks:
1) Zarya: op
2) Winston: just decent in some situations
3) Reinhardt: op
4) d.va: shit

Support:
1) Zenyatta: op
2) Lucio: op
3) Ana: op
4) Symmetra: shit
5) Mercy: just decent in some situations
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>sadfeel when enumbre will never creep up behind me as I'm playing mccree and put his hand over my mousehand, and help me get headshots while sensually purring into my neck, like that scene in that ghost movie

sigh.
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>>158452863
this looks fine to me desu
>>
Mccree is a virgin.
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>>158452923
Because you still get a score card and exp from bot games, so with the exp gain it seems 'official.'
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>>158452925
Tracer: just decent in some situations

Junkrat: op
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>>158452949
McCree is only for marriage
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>>158452841
who the fuck is enumbre even
some autistic twitch streamer?
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>>158452842
you're not going to touch him? not even once? you know you want to, anon. he's all tied up and ready to go.

>>158452949
>>158453007
sacrilege
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>>158452863
this is completely normal.
if you think this is aimbotting, your hands are fucking crippled or you're playing at 20 fps
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>>158452841
>those stats
>3953

I myself have much better mccree stats.
If this isnt a convincing argument that rank has nothing to do with skill then what is?
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>>158453029
enumbre is the cutest, handsomest overwatch player. he is Our Guy and we love him
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>>158452973
i think every game gives exp/rewards for bot games
just do quick play
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>>158452925
None of that list matters
>Mcree, Reaper, Tracer(Koth only)
>Mei
>Rein, Zarya, Winston(mostly Koth)
>Ana, Lucio, Zen(if roadhog)
Rest of the cast might as well not exist.
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>>158453047
he has friends to queue with and you don't lol
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>>158452940
>>158453046
Sure thing enumbre

>>158453029
An autistic mcree main who thinks he's amazing and posts shitty webms all over this thread, while trolls pretend to love him and reinforce his ego
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>last game for today
>decide to have some fun in qp
>join game, Jesse, Genji, Hanzo, another Jesse and Amelie
>no tank or healer
>time to have fun
>pick Mei
>block spawn and other doors
>greet enemies instead of shooting them
>say that I'll stop when someone picks tank or healer
>no answer
>2 rounds of koth and they stay stubborn
>game ends, loot box earned
>Mercy witch and Genji's pumpkin highlight intro in 1 box
>also hatemail

Best day in OW since a long time
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>>158453030
I already said he's not my husbando, anon. I might squeeze his butt a little though.
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>>158452821
Is mercy a milf or what?
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>>158453102
Manure is an honorable solo queuer samurai. Please do not blaspheme His honor.
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>>158448103
Reaper, Mei, Reinhardt.
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>>158452940
>>158453046
>Normal

This was on the old shit 20tick servers. Either he magically managed to calculate how far Lucio's hitbox would be behind him or it's blatant horseshit
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>>158453250
it's a highlight, look in the top left
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>>158453114
>>158452650
>>158452424
>>158450423
>>158450165
Say what you want but Enumbre is cute!
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>>158453263
>i-i-its just a highlight m-m-my man :^^^))

Hi surefour
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>>158451241
It's ok friendo you will get better xd
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>>158453114
>pretend to love
that's incorrect, i love enumbre! i cherish enumbre!
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>>158453114
>>158453250
i detect jealousy
>>
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Get your mommy and daddy issues checked.
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Jesse McCree is for holding hands with
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>Earlier in Overwatch's life a pro would be good if he got 50-60% accuracy on McCree, including bodyshots

>Suddenly people saying that landing a headshot on a genji mid-flip is legit because "flick aiming really works guys!" as if it magnetizes your cursor to skulls
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>>158453416
NEVER

MOMMY
O
M
M
Y
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>>158445052
how is junkrat bad at offense?
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>>158453545
building enemy supports' ults
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>>158453487
IDDQD headshot two flipping genjis in a tournament though
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>>158448132
>Uses the excuse that being a neet gives you all the time you could have on this earth
>Only uses it to play games
Truly, neetcucks are the worst
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>>158453545
Free ult charge because heals

Zarya in literally every game forever so enjoy a 100 energy Zarya at all times

Has to work twice(exaggeration) as hard as say Mcree to kill someone

Rat ain't great.
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>>158453657
Watch his streams. He isn't like 100%HomeGrownSkillnmbre and lands every shot every day all the time 100% headshots. He misses. He still only maintains and accuracy rating of like 50-60%.
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>>158453487
>50% accuracy
>ever good
that's what I have and I'm plat
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>>158453545
works really well here in 2500
i main him as attack
>>
not sure how it's on NA, but EU is overrun by cheaters. Coming from D3 I should have known blizzard would not give a shit.
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>>158453787
People above plat actually attempt unpredictable movement.
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>>158453787
It's about where the shots are landing. I can fire blindly into a Reindhardt shield and get great accuracy rating too.
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>>158453923
You should be spamming Reinhard's shield if there's nothing else around desu.
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>>158453823
GM - top 500 NA is a shithole. Healers pocketing McMemes who mysteriously never ever miss a shot so you can't leave base without Reindhardt having his shield up all the time.
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You guys bash on enumbre like you've never played quake or unreal tournament on a decent level. Shit I actually regret losing my old pc's hard drive with all the fragmovies I made in movie maker
There was this UT2004 link gun short that got me banned on local isp servers, because of godly tracking. Ahh the good ol' days
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>>158454031
I have a friend who has tanked his rating because he isn't one of those Mcmeme players. Its a fucking nightmare up there.
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>>158454050
you know people just say shit to make him go away and stop avatarfagging with his self-felating videos of mediocre plays on people who fuck him in the ass 90% of the time, right
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>>158454023
so he can build ult?
good going my good man
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>>158454261
>he thinks reinhardt builds ult through shield damage
fucking kys
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>>158454253
Does he make you feel inadequate, anon?
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>>158454275
>he has never played reinhart
go block damage and you'll see "+25 damage blocked" constantly spamming out instead of being a healslut
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>>158454253
did enumbre fuck your girlfriend again? :(
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>>158454320
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>>158454320
>thinks fire is ult charge
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>playing Route 66
>Reaper says: this is where i picked up the damn ingrate

C, mon Blizzard. Releaze Sombra already!
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>be Lucio
>my teammates scatter
what's so hard to understand about : 'let's group up' and 'let's move together'?
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>>158454502
wrong ingrate, bud
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what would you do to him anons?
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>new hero
>will have invisibility
trust me, this hero's gonna be the new widowmaker
everyone will be picking her thinking they're some unkillable ninja like back in TF2 where every team has 6 spies
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>>158454637
will mei become the new spy checker?
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>>158454637
has this been confirmed?
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Torbjorn would have been OP if not for his huge hitbox. Its litterally impossible to miss shots aimed at him - he`s a square 1m diameter cube with mobility of a brick.
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no idea why people play this hero.

boring and requires absolutely no skill.

oh wow, you have to switch between holding RMB or LMB and press Q to ress.

all the other healers are better.
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>>158454712
>Torbjorn would have been OP
imma stop you right there
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>>158454637
To be objective, Paladins have character with invisibility and its most fun one to play, more fun than any OW character and is not affecting balance negatively.

Its one character type they didnt copy from OW and OW misses.
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>>158454717
because muh waifu
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>>158448132
Hey master NEETs how do I live the NEET lifestyle and not get kicked out by my parents?
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>>158454764
then that means they copied from TF2 then
fucking sue them ffs
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>>158454795
You don't. Stop being a waste of dna and get a job.
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>>158454741
You should stop playing too, since you are obviously clueless. Torbs Gun is insane - able to snipe from other half of the map, doing ark attacks from elevated/lower ground without being seen, devastating headshots and 1shot/tank shred alt fire.

With molten core he`s also one of the best killing machines, better than Roadhog for clearing positions from enemies.
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>>158451849
she is one of the best support killers in the game I think, blast them away from the group with concussion and they're is easy pickings. if not. they are easy pickings anyway I suppose but still.
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>>158454795
Autism bucks
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>>158454830
or how about you just use mccree, who has his gun except better?
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>>158454689
there were voice lines mined from ptr that indicates a stealth hero
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>>158454842
not everyone live in your shithole called burgerland where the government provides free dosh
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>>158454764
Paladins has multiple ways and options for people to see this invisible character or at the very least gives very good warnings. OW has no such systems.

I don't see an invis character panning out in this game, its blizzard so it'll either be OP as fuck or complete shit.
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>>158454819
I have a job.But its a shitty 9$/h cashier gig and I deal with autists and burnouts all day while I think of going home and playing OW and posting on /owg/
>>158454842
>>158454873

I do live in burgerland though

What are autism bucks?
>>
>>158454873
what's it like living in a 3rd world
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>>158454856
That said we don't know exactly how it will work
For all we know her ability is to cast invisibility on someone else
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>>158454916
autismbux are govt handouts
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>>158454717
Mercy is relaxing to play if your team is good and you're not getting fucked in the ass by Genji and Tracer.
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>>158454921
肏你妈个屄 stupid american
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>>158414613

I want to FUCK Tracey!
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>>158454856
and there are blue posts that say that Genji was originally an invis character and they couldn't figure out a way to make it work so they scrapped it, same post says they are hesistant to implement it in general.

Just saying take it with a grain of salt. Normies are the moneymakers and shakers of Overwatch, an invis character would piss off more than it would overjoy.
>>
>>158454805
Nah, not really.

https://youtu.be/C5lLpnSS15c?t=3m43s

Its more fun than Tracer to play desu and not that aggrevating to enemies, since there are ways to deal with her
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>>158454965
>moon language
>not third world
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>>158454618
I would love and support him unconditionally
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>>158455004

China is Second World.
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i want mercy to show me affection
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>>158455083
China is Middle Kingdom, so the Only World. The rest are barbarian populated outskirts.
>>
I wish I had an older sister like tracer
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>>158455170
I want Mercy's spiked witch boots on my cock
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>>158455210
all over the place, chaotic, sporty and with a thick cockney accent you're pretty sure is fake?
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>>158454253
yeah he's kinda annoying, I agree
but calling him cheater only makes you look like a babby
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>tfw NEET for the third year in a row
>no end in sight
>buy 50 lootboxes with chad's tax money
>>
>60$ shilling out for Origins edition because I wanted the blackwatch reyes skin
>40$ on the 50 loot crates
>Went on to spend a total of 35$ on loot crates
>Ended up getting every halloween skin except for Bastion, Ana, and Pharah
>Bought the Ana one for 750 credits

I kinda want that bastion one though even though I dont even play him
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>>158455270
how do i become a welfare neet?
they don't give those out unless I have a medical condition
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>>158455270
You're a blight
>>
>>158455270
you know you could at least learn something, like a language or programming, or anything really
>or write a book
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>>158455270
10year anniversary for me!
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>>158455318
in muh country you can get disability if youre very very fat.
>>
>>158455210

>ywn /ss/ with Tracer onee-chan
>>
>>158455415
>>158455210
Aw shit you guy's have set foot in my fetish zone
>>
>>158455270

Better spent on that than the demographic replacement of whites.
>>
Is it possible to aim good with high dpi? Like 3000 with low sense 3.

I tried playing with low dps and sense, training the aim, but its absolute pain in the ass. So switched back to high one - sure, i overreach targeting an enemy usually - but it takes me less time to correct the crosshair than it takes with low sense to move it to enemy in first place.

Plus half the effetive "aim" is just having crosshair static while moving or waiting till enemy crosses it by himself.

High DPi/medium sense make me play lots more effectively, react faster and keep overview easier. If feels as if low dpi/sense is a shitty meme intended to fool newfags and sell bad mouse`s and table huge mousepads.
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>>158454406
ay familia, care to link this site? never seen it before
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WHOA THERE
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>>158455396
how obese are we talking?
>>
>>158455396
The World Health Organization considers being single a disability now.
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>>158455539
POST MORE CUTE ANGEL MOM FEET
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>>158455539
meh that feeling when cant get interested in OW porn art, since am already conditioned to only get aroused by anime art and western/deviant-art/comicbook art disgusts me.
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>>158455524

You're meant to lower the sensitivity when you raise the dpi.

1 sens at 3200 dpi is equivalent to 2 sens at 1600 dpi, for instance.

https://jscalc.io/calc/IeBnNvGDKUIIPRmR

It should not fall significantly outside the range of 20-40 cm/360.
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>>158455687
I play with 3 on 3000 currently, since found its about optimal for me. Less had still required too much mouse movement. Just kinda used more to micro corrections than huge swipes.
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LFG, qeetree#2291
EU PC

I love IR themed ERP, black guys move to the front of the line
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>>158455539
>stirrup socks/leggings
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>refuse to use the circle reticle because I feel like its a crutch that makes you develop bad habits
>turn it on
>become an absolute beast at McCree
fuck gitting gud
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>>158454965
你别说了.
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>>158456035
MOM NO
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>calibrate at 1740

Oh well

Not every kid gets to be an astronaut I guess
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>>158455017
>he has to smell cum all day long
new fetish confirmed

but would you also hold his hand
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>>158456035
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>>158455270
One month here, I sent applications like mad in like 3 different countries and I am already out of hope.
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>>158456081
gl next time lad
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>>158456081
Just git gud with McCree and blast shitters to death
>>
OW needs a roleplaying server. Meeting too much roleplayers recently in QP.

Stuff like Pacifist Ana`s that refuse to shot you, Mei that type "i`m sorry, sorry!" in chat, Bastions and Zeniyatas that preach "there is no need for conflict, lets just sit and meditate"
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>every team has Mercy now because the fucking Witch skin
>are a forced tank / healer because 4 dps instalocks
>team never kills her
>always 4-5 rez on the brink of winning
>need to hunt her with Lucio otherwise the slut never dies
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>>158456156
Get fucked neetcuck. At least you'll be "free" from the "wageslave lifestyle created by le jewish man"
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>>158455312
Bastion one looks like shit, Overgrown is better.

Also
>tfw physical copy of Origins was cheaper than base version of bnet
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Good night.
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>>158456224
I haven't seen any of that except one guy I ran into twice called SadHanzo who played Hanzo and acted sad if people talked to him
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>>158456254
sleep tight, reap tight
>>
>There are people in Diamond who still main certain heroes
>They all main someone in DPS
>Tfw they dont do jack shit and throw the game when asked to switch

Why can't these fags understand that if you play comp you're gonna be told who to play
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RETARDED IDEA ALERT

Lucio gets a third song where he blasts Night Rocker and gives every Reinhardt, friendly or not, nanoboost bonuses while it's on
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>Genji and Zarya getting pissed they don't know how to deal with Symmetra.

I just love watching them rage quit over it.
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>>158456354
I'd like to see this in the PTR to see how retarded it can get.
In realistic terms this is retarded because that'd make reinhardt and lucio #1 on the meta
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>>158455921
how does that even work
>>
is there a good twitch streamer who mains dps and doesn't talk much
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>>158456254
>those spread legs
>that bulge
muh dick
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>>158456464
Yeah in a parallel universe where you're not autistic
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>>158456224
I was in a game once where someone got mad at Mei and the Mei just went "maybe if you get salty enough the ice will melt faster", does that count as roleplaying
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>>158456531
sorry for not wanting pewdiepie content
>>
how do you treat healsluts ?
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>>158456568
Sorry your mom thought it was okay to drink while pregnant
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>>158456464
seagull?
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>>158456230
Please don't bully, that's why I am trying for work in so many different places.
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>>158456573
Same way I treat my phone

It doesn't quite get treated like I'd treat a human being but healslut is still loved and protected even if I dont acknowledge it as a living being
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>Never played Mccree
>Somehow do well and get potg easily.

Now if I only knew his range on his gun because sometimes its feels long or short at times. The roll is kind of shit in terms of travel.
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>>158456531
>>158456623
Go away pewdie pie
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>>158456692
actual autism
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>>158454618
I would throw him in bed and do disgusting, passionate things to him.
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>>158456683
Roll sucks but try and use it often so you don't forget it exists. It actually can save your ass occasionally beyond reloading
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how do I control McMeme's right click and roadhog's wholehog
do I just drag my mouse as low as I can
>>
what if mei's icicle was hitscan
>>
>>158456856
don't use fth but yeah you want to drag it
>>
>>158456761
would you kiss him and then spoon him while he whispers sweet nothings into your ear?
>>
>>158456761
>>158457009
fucking gay
>>
eidgenossin or witch ?
>>
did anything actually happen with sombra in the past 24 hours?
>>
>>158456856
don't fan the hammer unless it's on tanks. Literally just fucking aim at heads and left click. If I see another mccree fan a tracer I will lose my fucking shit.
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>>158457116
lol "no"

Just wait til Blizzcon, you're only doing a disservice to yourself by hyping up sombra even more.

Sombra is literally a meme at this point.
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>>158454261
Just off yourself from the nearest cliff every time you respawn then if you don't want your enemies to build ults
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>>158457116
Yeah, nothing happened. The Blizzcon date has't changed.
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>>158457202
>>158457231
was "early next week" complete bullshit?
>>
>>158454502
>>158454593
>McCree doesn't have any answer line

>You mother wold've been proud
>You didn't know my mother very well then
>No answer from Ana was added after he relase
ONE JOB
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>>158457253
No, we got a new password to log in and we got access to a useless console. We're waiting for the 1st of november now.
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>be in qp
>see this

What do.
We lost.
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>>158457324
Lock Genji
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>>158457009
>no one to do this sick shit to you
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>>158457253
They're still giving out """"""clues"""""" but anyone with two brain cells to rub together knows it's just a wild goose chase to distract people until Blizzcon and there is no end to it besides Sombra being released at Blizzcon. It's just going to be more shitty translated spanish, lumerico links and other nonsense that Blizzard thinks up on the fly.
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>>158457324
Accept defeat.
Pick the third Genji, practice him.
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>>158443480
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCK MEEI
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>>158457324
>>158457324
I think I've won 5-6 times with more than one genji on my team.

We lose practically every time people instalock genji and it becomes a meme lobby
>xD 5/6 man genji it'll work!
The only way for it to function is for them to use their ults at the same time but that's not realistic considering everyone tries to "flank" and ends up being picked off.

It happens on Dorado frequently for me and I back out most of the time.
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>>158445929
Serves you right for trying to follow other people out of Plat.
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>>158450867
Because McCree is too young and too cheery and i have a humiliation fetish. Just thinking of all the situations when he can say "You want a medal?" makes me hard
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>>158457536
>koth qp
>5 Genji instalocks
>pick Lucio hoping enemy team is shit and to have some chance at least
>enemy team is 2 Zarya, 2 Rein, a Hog and Lucio
>people never switch
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>>158457324
These retards are the worst thing in QP, even worse than the legions of Hanzos and Widowmakers. Every fucking game there is a gay duo who will pick the same heroes and do fuck all. The cake goes to the Mercy 'battlurd midics xD' stacked shitters who just use their shitty guns and never heal.
>>
>ex mercy main
>get the mercy h'ween skin
>mfw i was pining for reaper but ok
i guess i'm back to being a healslut

i like the headpats
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>>158457773
>play quickplay
>end game gets healing player card
>everyone gives you upvotes no matter how badly you performed
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>>158451203
I agree, Amerecree is his best skin precisely because of that shirt
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>>158457768
>getting this butthurt over QP

Sad.
>>
>>158448783
How do I say something like "frag out" in korean?

All they ever play is DPS, I want to encourage them in broken korean.
>>
>>158457837
Same thing can be said for your Gold games.
>>
>>158457651
b-but mccree loves being called a slut and being spit on

i want to hear about 'you want a medal' scenarios, please go on
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>>158452076
No one said anything about boyfriends. Just some occasional fucking. Commitment is for 76 only
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>>158457324
Go reaper and counter the monkey that the other team has to go to counter genji

oh and hope to god that they are actually good.
>>
>>158457768
The reason people do it in qp because the fucking shit tier matchmaking makes it work. Never underestimate the retardation of people. You wouldn't believe how many matches did I lost against terrible stacks because nobody groups up and nobody switches.

I lost king of the hills where the enemy team stacked Torbs and Symmetras.
I lost a bazillion of matches against 6 DPS.
I lost fuuuucking route 66 defense against a 3 Mercy stack.

I must be living in an alternate universe where the worst comps just work.
>>
>>158451950
>tfw can't change Pharah's Raindancer hair to her vanilla
Suffering.
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>>158452949
>spent his puberty around Ana
>virgin

Haha, no. He probably fucked a thousand of bitches pretending they are her since Ana is for commanding officers only
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>>158457732
>that filename
>>
>be fucking around in qp
>playing heroes i don't normally play as
>decide to pick Bastion on Dorado Attack
>flank around enemies before going turret mode
>literally shredding enemies whenever i see them
>change positions everytime they see me
>shred their flesh off when they try to look for me in my previous position

Holy shit no one told me Bastion was fun as fuck.
>>
>>158458247
He's fun if you don't get focused to death by 3 Genjis and 3 Junkrats because of their Bastion PTSD, so almost never.
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>>158458185
>He probably fucked a thousand of bitches
So.. men?
>>
>want to play PTR
>no one fucking plays it in south america
>10 min ques to get matched with some fags in northen canada for that sweet 300ping

Can some tell me how nerfed Zarya fairs against buffed Dva
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>>158458185
>mccree
>virgin
>straight
HAHAHA
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>>158454618
Be his humble servant, take care of him every night when he comes home, make him warm baths and hot meals, sew his wounds up and take all the 'you want a medal?'s he throws at me instead of 'thanks'.
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>>158444249
Good boy!!
>>
I was wondering why I keep losing. But I figured it out, a way to get wins in competitive.

YOU GO FUCKING IN.

TOO BAD MY TEAM DOESN'T KNOW IT.

REINHARDT MAKES FIGHTS 5VS6 MOST OF THE FUCKING TIME.
>>
>Announce S3
>Don't address any of the mounting problems surrounding it
Why is Blizzard such a shit company?
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>>158456101
I'd hold his everything
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>>158456624
He talks quite a lot actually. But he's got a nice voice and is generally just nice. Doesn't stream that often any more though
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This happened, I can't say I'm not surprised
he is a Transformer afterall
>but will the Cybertronians accept this sparkless bird-kin robot?
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>>158458450
what a comfy post

how else would you service him anon? after his belly is full and his wounds are closed. the man has his needs
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>>158457009
Y-yes. Tell me what else I would do to him
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>>158458629
That's because he had to participate in tournaments, blizzcon etc. He would be streaming if he could
>>
I've been running aimbot since late september and I'm not even subtle with it. I know I'll eventually get banned, but lol at blizzard. This is like diablo where it took them 6+ season (almost 2 full years) before cheaters got banned.
>>
>>158458247
Bastion is this game's ultimate gimmick, he is so off-meta nobody ever takes him into acount, but if you do realize a surprise attack/ambush they are never going to fall for it again
>>
I prefer the mommy- and smugposting over this gay shit.
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>>158458316
Sure, why not

>>158458428
He's at least bisexual. Or would make an exception for Ana
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>>158458880
why aren't tumblr images and shipping faggotry bannable
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>>158458880
Miss me yet?
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>>158458779
Ill take the bait
>spends money on game to spend money on hacks to gain a false sense of acomplishment until you get banned

I wonder how shit your life must be
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>>158451460
maybe gives her Global Teleportation and allow her to bring a healing target with her. That would have her use her ult in the right spot.
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>>158458741
then when you wake up and feel his morning wood would you grind against it

and when he tugs your head down by your hair, what would you do then?
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>>158458928
Because you'd be permabanned and the mod kind of has a crush on your faggot ass.

BTW, your post is bestiality and illegal
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>>158458880
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>>158458950
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4m5w5s/blizzard_permanently_banned_1572_players_in_china/
>>
Reinhardt is fucking fun desu senpaitachi
>>
>>158458756
I know, what I meant is that he probably won't be streaming much from now on, if at all, because the tournaments are only gonna get bigger and more frequent.
>>
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>I-I'm so cold anon-kun, will you snuggle with me to warm me up?
Haha just kidding faggot(s), kys
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>when you get potg as winston and it shows you frying the enemy genji and tracer and they flame you for playing a tank
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>>158458986
I'd open my mouth and pleasure him until he comes twice, I'd drink his seed and not let a single drop go to waste Because he's worth it
>>
>>158458950
40 bucks for months of entertainment and extreme butthurt is worth it for me.

I'm quite content with my irl situation.
>>
>>158459079
He is, until you realize you have played nothing but Rein for the past 2 weeks and now your aim has gone to shit
>>
>>158459079
Give me any game where being a meleecharacter isn't fun as fuck
>>
>>158459079
Depends on how shit your team is. If they're too shit then you can't do anything even if you execute the perfect charge.
>>
>>158459079
He's only as fun as your team is competent. It's suffering to get a pick, shield your team and still get nowhere because your dps is trash
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>every comp match in placement
>mei and rein ult chaining leaving us permanantly stunlocked every time we try and play objective
>zen and hanzo combos to take down pharahs and any other flanker
I'll be happy when Mei gets her upcoming nerf.
>>
>>158459091
now I want icecream
>>
BASTION IN RECON MODE HAS BETTER SPREAD THAN SOLDIER 76.
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED.
>>
>>158459330
mei just needs to be fucking removed from the game
>>
>>158459403
Because Bastion has a Roadhog tier hitbox
>>
>>158459403
old worn robot gun vs gun that's been well maintained, more at 11
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>when you play Bastion, get boosted and cut down the boosted Winston in half a second
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>>158459403
Just aim down the sights nigga what are you doing
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>>158459381
Hehe... I'll give u something to suck on bb...

mmmmmm yeah you like that in your mouth?

Swallow it all
>>
>>158459295
>>158459328
That's true, just shielding on your own and getting raped from every angle whilst your team piss around is shit
>>
>we don't have a tank
>"it's ok we have a Mei"
STOP this meme
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WHY DO SHITTERS INSIST ON PLAYING ANA
IF YOU CAN'T AIM DON'T PLAY ANA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>158459564
For the purpose of 2-2-2 I'd much rather count Mei as a tank than a dps or support. She's more a tank than fucking streetpig
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>>158459564
Mei is FAT
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>>158459606
WHY WON'T MY TEAM PICK 5 FATASS (or 5 mei) SO I HAVE A LARGER HITBOX TO HEAL
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>>158459606
>implying you need good aim for ana
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>>158459218
but what if he wants to cum somewhere else? what if he [spoilers]opens you up with his fingers and plays with the load he left in you from last night? he wants to give you another because he's a generous man
>>
>>158459646
if we have another tank i don't care, but she can't solo 'tank'
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>>158458718
As he's watching evening news about an attack on LumeriCo HQ carried out by a single masked vigilante allegedly wearing a leather jacket with a number 76 on it, I'd get on my knees, look into is eyes, open my mouth and start sucking, while he grabs my hair and corrects my motions because i'm not doing a good enough job for him - how could I ever? After finally getting hard enough he turns me around and, without any foreplay, enters my ass with a single thrust. As he comes he whispers another man's name in my ear. He goes to bed, leaving me on the living room floor, without saying another word.

And then when he falls asleep I'd quietly, so as not wake him up, hug him and kiss him on the forehead

I don't even know why I'm doing this to myself. Never gonna happen anyway. Might as well kill self
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>get 60% kill participation as Winston

>no commends
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If Tracer is 26 years old (only 1 year older than Junkrat), how does she became part of Overwatch

She would have been like 5 or 6 to join Overwatch when it first established

nice lore blizzass
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>>158459792
You are retarded.
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>>158459774
good
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>>158459694
He can cum wherever he wants. There's no limit
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>>158416785
>>158416785
Don't migrate now but don't forget to recycle this thread.
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>>158459731
Why would you not have 2 tanks anyways? I'm in shitter sr and while theres sometimes only 1 support theres almost never only 1 tank, and if there is were probably fucked due to too many hanzo mains on the team.
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>>158459792
She joined after the War with the omnics but still, her aging doesn't add up. Its typical bullshit Blizzard lore that will get retconned later.
>>
>>158459792
wait a couple of years before they just retcon it all into oblivion in World of Overwatch
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>>158459908

she doesn't age
>>
>>158459908
Her age adds up if we concede she was a genius teenage pilot, but I don't know if Blizzard will allow it.
>>
>>158459452

>can't read
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>>158459972
That would make sense. However a clown from Blizzard recently confrimed that she does.
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what would you do to mercy's feet ?
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>EXO

Does anyone know whose smurf this is? He claimed his main is around rank 50 NA

I just monumentally shit on him after he talked big, and would like to ridicule him next time he plays on his main
>>
>Not enough players. Waiting
>Pick Genji or Tracer to quickly fuck around
>Encounter enemy and fire first shot
>Game start
Every fucking time
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>>158460045
<3 enumbre <3
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>>158460031
cut them off and keep them to worshop in privat
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>>158459972
She does, exactly that was even stated in plain text recently by one of the writers.
>>
>>158460031
tell her to get her stinky slabs out of my fucking sight
>>
So how do you climb properly in this game?
I know everyone says just play mcmeme and git gud, but literally every game has 2 people instalock dps roles and refuse to play anything else.
I'm really good at ana if I have to support and roadhog/zarya if I'm stuck tanking but this game really only feels climbable if you can secure that dps position.
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>>158460045
act 2
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>>158459882
so you're saying you'd let him do anything? would you let him own you, anon? is that what you want?
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>>158459991
Soldier looks like 10 years younger in this picture and Ana still has black hair. Meanwhile Tracer looks like she always did.
Point is, they should refrain about making comments about the story and the characters until they have a clue of what they want to do with their shitty lore.
>>
>>158460045
I'm surprised he's account is still alive. Does no one see that in their kill cams?
>>
>>158460137
Use Zen for support and get better picks as street pig. Both are basically dps in disguise anyways
>>
>>158460147
If he weren't so spooked by that headshot, he could've just rightclicked you and won.
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>when you get a decent, non ult using POTG but forget to save it
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>>158460147
our guy enumbre deleting omnics. is there no better feeling than this?
>>
>>158460045
Either you've memorized genji backflip hitboxes to an autistic extent or that is a fucking aimbot. If you frame by frame it, only a sliver of his head was showing.
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How can so many people praise and play a game that has only 5 useful characters out of 20?
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Jesse McCree
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>>158460315
It's the only non dead FPS that isn't Counterstrike
>>
>>158460151
>is that what you want?
Y-yes
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>>158460256
>Triple blaster kill
>Record it
>Turns out my HDD ran out of space and the video only recorded exactly up to the point when I pull my blaster out
>>
>>158460315
What game has its full cast of characters/builds/weapons equally viable?
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>>158460362
is a dog
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>>158460490
That would make this game a million times better if McCree was a goddamned Labrador Retriever
>>
>>158459774
I routinely get 60% kill participation as D.va unless there is a good DD on my team, what you would want to be concerned about is damage
>>
>>158460480
dota 2
>90% of heroes picked out of the 100 hero rosters i n this year's International Championship
>>
>>158460213
I figured as much.
I do wish there was some sort of role-que in this game though. Relying on genjicucks that think they're doing work in the 2500's is infuriating.
>>
>Sombra ARG releases yet another countdown to Nov 1st
The worst part about all this shit is that she won't even go live at Blizzcon, she'll get two weeks on the PTR first.
>>
>>158460490
>>158460575
I would fucking consider bestiality if this ever happens.
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>>158460575

Every hero should have been a young girl desu.
>>
>>158460593

gold damage on a team with a mccree and bastion
>>
>>158460371
TF2
Paladins
Chivalry Medieval Warfare
Mount and Blade
Some HL2 mods
Plants vs Zombies

These are just some of the active fps titles I can recall now, but there may be many others.

>>158460480
> equally viable
Right now, in OW, only a few solutions are really viable.
Paladins has better characters and it's much more balanced than OW, plus each character can be customized with different loadouts.
>>
>>158460628
And it's going to be underwhelming as fuck.

That's why you don't hype shit for months before it's released.
>>
>>158460137
The game's momentum revolves around ults and dps roles are the only ones with ults that wipe teams. Just look at how the meta shifted entirely due to Ana since her ult lets other roles (tanks) have ults that powerful instead. And as soon as they nerfed the charge rate it went back to being used on an ulting Reaper almost every time.
>>
>>158460679
all are pretty much dead man. tf2 has the most players of any you listed but it's still not a lot. plus that game is a decade old.
>>
>>158460575
>tfw no werewolf cowboy bf
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>>158460661
back to weeb shit you fucking weeb shit
>>
>>158460750
>>158460650
You don't have to be fags about it, I just want to see more animals in Overwatch not necessarily R34 right off the bat.

>>158460661
What do you mean by this?
>>
>tfw europeans dont use voice chat
feels bad mayne.
>>
>be ana
>sleep dart daughter while she's flying over danger zone
>falls to her death
Top kek
>>
>>158460797
>blizzard announces pets in overwatch for the low low price of 10USD
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>>158459774
>get 100% kill participation
>as Mercy
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>>158460256
>when you jump on the car in hollywood defence as junkrat an inch away from the end, panic ult and kill 5 people
>>
>>158460730
> paladins is dead
Since when is 40k weekdays and 50k weekend peaks a dead game?
>>
>>158460937
paladins is for paupers
>>
>>158460937
And what is OW's numbers?
>>
>>158461037
one thousand

youtubers
>>
>>158461037
probably somewhere around 300 to 500
most of us here just came to shitpost about waifus
game itself sucks
>>
>>158461037
I'm sure they'll tell us eventually
>>
>>158460730
>all are pretty much dead man
Your conception of a game being dead is peculiar, I would even call it curious.
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will blizzard ever bring this to OW?
>>
>>158450621
>158444513
but diamond is full of plats and golds so it's just as shit as plat...
>>
>>158461331
it already has
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>>158460286
Most likely aimbot
>Top 99.99% crit rate
>>
~~REMINDER~~

E-mail [email protected] to be eloboosted by a grandmaster player.

Reach that next division! Play with your higher ranked friends! Finally be loved!
>>
>>158461142
More like 75k+

>>158461248
I can see 300-500k. The wait times are a bit ridiculous for a newly released AAA game.

>>158461256
Maybe, probably not when anyone will care.
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~~REMINDER~~
Strongfat is best
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>>158461404
Enumbre's crit rate on mccree is only 10%, which is less than some pros'

https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/ENUMBRE-1733?mode=competitive

compare with:

https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/Taimou?mode=competitive - 10%
https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/iddqd?mode=competitive - 11%
https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/Surefour?mode=competitive - 14%
>>
New thread
>>158412153
>>158412153
>>158412153
>>
>>158461532
if clown9 put surefour on mccree and widow and stopped wasting him on reaper they'd be the #1 team
>>
>>158453814
enjoy your shit rank then, retard.
>>
>>158461532
There's certainly nothing fishy with surefours crit rate being 50% higher than everyone elses. Nope. Nothing to see here
>>
>>158461532
Masteroverwatch says completely different numbers
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/ENUMBRE-1733/heroes/6
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/shared/576fd2d3137b977c
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/shared/a3b9bb0b646b0324
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/eu/iddqd-2884
>>
>>158461660
If you watch his streams he's just a reaally, really good mccree. I think he's actually the #1 hitscan player.
>>
>>158460762

NO
>>
>>158461694
No it doesn't? What numbers are different?
>>
>>158461782
Nevermind I forgot to switch it
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>tfw I accidentally have the same name as pro streamer
>we play almost the exact same hero's
he is only 1k points above me so thats not that bad, right...
>>
>tfw go on massive win streak to the point where I'm getting 90-100+ points per game
>feel unstoppable
>Widowmaker with aimbot on other team
>turn on killcam just to see if what my team is saying is true
>snapping to teammates heads
Jesus christ I thought all the hackers were down in gold/plat not up in Diamond/Master.
>>
>>158461439
I-I don't know if I trust you with my account.
>>
>>158462058
What am I gonna do with it? If you have a recovery email set, the worst I could do is play as symmetra and make people think you're a sym main
>>
>>158462240
Tbh that's a fate as bad as death.
>>
>>158459690
>I have shit aim
>but I still have over 60 unscoped and over 80 scoped accuracy with her
the hitbox is gigantic and if you keep your eyes on the prize you'll always hit something
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>>158463956
Problem is when the giant meatbag that is Roadhog walks in front of you blocking the crucial DPS saving heal
>>
so... i got my 3rd Commando:76 skin in a span of 4 days

it doesn't get better does it?
>>
>>158464967
Nope.
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>>158464998
well i guess ill take the 400 credits
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>eichenwalde
>symmetra main on our team, 130 hours on her
>3 dps as well
>nobody is in voice chat
>go my best boy zen, spam we need healing to get a second healer
>nope
>go zarya, spam we need healing to get a healer at all
>hope they will notice nobody heals and switch
>nope
>switch back to zen
>5 gold medals
>-24 SR

Well that sure was fun
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>>158458637
I hate bastion shitters with passion, but I love the design of the character, would buy.
>>
>Lucio has a voice line with Bastion

My mind is blown.
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