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>The Anvil's Legacy Update and Halo 5: Forge are live! They include the following:
- Forge and custom game multiplayer on Windows 10, featuring every Halo 5 map, keyboard/mouse support, increased resolution up to 4K, and 22 exclusive achievements for 1000 Gamerscore
- Forge content browser
- 1 new arena map (Haven Remake)
- 1 new warzone assault map
- New reqs, including hunter cannons and the tactical magnum
- All req items unlocked for forge
>Important Halo Links, Notes etc.
http://pastebin.com/DpwtNzmu
>Latest Halo Community Update
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/news/blitz-coverage
>Spartan Companies
Xbox One:
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/spartan-companies/halo%20general
Windows 10:
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/spartan-companies/halogeneral%20pc
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/spartan-companies/halogeneral%20w10
>Looking for custom games/campaign co-op players/matchmaking squads
http://halolfg.com
http://halocustoms.com
http://halolobbies.com
Watch the threads for occasional party squads
>Xbox One clips and screenshots
http://xboxdvr.com/
>Extended Universe Downloads
https://mega.nz/#F!OFFSkSrb!6P9FqreveGbbwh_No1qHZA
>The third /hg/tage is out!
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Previous Thread >>158059680
2nd for H2 Cortana is best Cortana
>>158389618
Do AI hairdressers exist in the Halo universe?
>>158389618
4
4!!
4!!!!!!!
>>158389927
4 is too thicc
>>158389823
Most likely.
A.I. are well taken care of in Halo
>>158390007
>too thicc
No such thing
>>158389927
4?
>>158389618
Isn't Halo 3 Cortana just a better version of Halo 2 Cortana though?
>>158389250
>muh babies
You are currently browsing /hg/ thread #242.
The featured map is "Anchor 9"
>Previous threads since numbering began:
#241 - Give Us A Hornet >>158059680
#240 - Promethean Skulls >>157723443
#239 - Hotpockets
#238 - Think of Your Own Vehicle/Weapon
#237 - Yes Let's
#236 - Let's Not
#235 - Breakout 2.0
#234 - Parting Ways
#233 - Horizon
#232 - Place Your Bets II
#231 - Pay2Win
#230 - Belated Birthday
#229 - Covie Slayer
#228 - Lazy Fucks
#227 - Enter at Own Risk
#226 - Big Team Refresh
#225 - Shenanigans
#224 - Reach's 6th Birthday
#223 - Logo
#222 - A Tale of Two Companies
#221 - Old Game, New Tricks
#220 - Forge
#219 - Anvil's Legacy
#218 - Build a PC
#217 - Last Chance to Prepare
#216 - Xbox General
#215 - Variety is the Spice of Life
#214 - Vroom Vroom
#213 - The Halo Cycle
#212 - Reach
#211 - Fuck Veggies
#210 - Personal Hell
#209 - Place Your Bets
#208 - Graphs and Ratings
#207 - More DLC
#206 - 10,000 Hours in MS Paint
#205 - Energy Sword > Gravity Hammer
#204 - Gravity Hammer > Energy Sword
#203 - One General, Company, People
#202 - Achievement Unlocked
#201 - Facebook Steals Our Memes
#200 - Milestone
#199 - Free For All
#198 - Under Cover of Night
#197 - Prepare to Drop
#196 - Hexagons are Real
#195 - Spartans Never Die
#194 - Halo 4 is Technically a Halo Game
#193 - Never Trust a Hinge Head
#192 - In Remembrance of the Beta
#191 - Were It So Easy
#190 - Master Chief's Bizzare Adventure
#189 - Arby Had a Hard Life
#188 - RIP Jul
#187 - Smart A.I. was a Mistake
#186 - Our True Cause
#185 - Black Undersuit
#184 - Heretic Hunt
#183 - Master Chef
#182 - Take the Cruiser Back
#181 - What Were They Thinking
#180 - What About That Stupid Cloak
#179 - Parasite's Cove
#178 - We Numbered Now
>>158392226
On to DLC maps now I see
>>158392226
So I get that it's a docking station for ships.
Does it have any defensive firepower itself?
>>158391753
You kidding?
octagon warmup anyone?
>>158392226
I have literally never played a match here
>>158392226
Used to get this in doubles all the time , just hide out in space where the rockets spawn, ez wins
>>158392226
>>158392421
I've always been curious...
When Noble Team docks at Anchor 9 in LNOS, is the map inside there? Is it rendered at all?
I'm interested if it was already done.
>>158393064
She looks almost cat-like, disinterested and somewhat surly.Is she looking at my dick?
>>158394961
>Is she looking at my dick?
Of course. Nothing else would give her that look.
>>158394141
I used to get doubles all the time, too.
>>158394449
Just took a look in the map files - nothing there. I wouldn't have expected there to be any either, even if Anchor 9 as a multiplayer map was ready to ship at launch, it wouldn't make sense to include it in the campaign map. Why have geometry there in the map taking up memory if it's not going to be used?
The only way I'd expect it to be there is if it was an easter egg of some sorts. As it happens, though, nah. No point to it being there.
>>158395412
I figured the long, unskippable cutscene masking the loading time precluded anything other than the space battle being present in memory.
That was the best part of the entire campaign though. I'd buy a whole game of just that.
ded thred ded game ded life
>>158390357
t. nice guy
>>158397323
I really hope Halo 6 has ship missions, especially since Cortana jacked the fleet.
>>158402557
Did she get all the a.i?
>>158403715
>>158402557
>Implying Cortana wont be killed off in the first mission.
>>158404531
>Palmer stabs Cortana in the neck
>Chief falls down a garbage chute and has a dream about where to find Sergeant Johnson
>>158404531
>implying she'll make it through the latest Halo QUALITY comic "Halo 5: Revengeance"
>>158404781
>Johnson
Please fucking no. I had enough when I found out that there was a guy on the Ark that got turned into some sort of Forerunner cyborg. If they decide to go the route of 'we resurrected the glorious space negro as a robot' or 'Johnson got composed lel' I will grind my Halo 6 disc up and snort it along with some anthrax, because by then it will be a fucking lost cause.
>>158405019
>not wanting a forerunner robutt telling you that he knows what the ladies like before he sacrifices himself
Halo 5 turns 1 year old in 2 days
>>158405558
>my gold is about to run out
And so begins the several-month wait for Zelda and Persona.
>attacking on urban
>spend half match spawning on opposite end of map
>barely lose
Should there be sudden death if you're capping?
>>158405960
>Zelda
I'm hyped af especially now that we know the nx version looks practically the same
>>158406262
We actually don't know yet. They haven't shown any gameplay. If the draw distance is increased, I'll get a switch at launch, but otherwise I'll just wait for Monster Hunter like I did with the WiiU.
>>158405960
>tfw all these games in November
Guess I'll just have to hold off on eating for a while
>>158406498
>all of these no-games
ftfy
>>158405960
I'm wondering if I should bother renewing my gold. /hg/ is fucking dead.
>>158406892
We played last night.
>>158406892
First time in a week then.
>>158406783
>ffxv
>pokemon
>these coming out but it's a nogaem month
???
>>158407392
>expecting anything from ffxv
>another pokemon
Yeah, nothing.
>>158406153
I just wish the spawns could be closer. 343i has such a shit spawning system.
>>158407584
>extremely popular stuff
>but you don't like it so they don't count
k
>>158407920
>attacking garage
>spawn by downed pelican on opposite side of armory
why 343 why?
>>158406892
People've been playing past coupe days, also server browser.
Isn't gold only ~30-40 for a year?
>>158407920
>>158408060
>play gears
>spawn trapped
I'm conflicted on what kind of spawns I even want
>>158407947
>it counts because it's popular, but not good
Played some halo reach today after having not played the games in quite a while, really enjoyed it, but I found I had the most fun in anniversary classic, does Halo 5 have a simple classic mode?
>>158408374
>le popular things are bad maymay
>>158408843
>it's good because it's popular maymay
>>158408519
Does it have one no, can you make one yes.
>>158409012
If it was bad, why would it be popular?
>>158408519
You can tweak the setting for the gameplay and download some remakes of the old maps. There is no classic playlist though
Arena
>Breakout
>Team Arena
>Slayer
>Free-for-All
>Swat
>Doubles
>Triple-Team-Slayer (Rotational)
>Big Team Battle
>Community Action Sack
>Infection
>Grifball
Warzone
>Warzone Firefight
>Warzone
>Warzone Assault
>>158409331
That's a fucking stupid argument and you know it.
>>158409365
Is there any matchmaking playlists for user made maps?
>>158409481
Action Sack.
>>158409481
BTB is all community maps, Breakout has a lot of them, as does Infection & Action Sack.
>similar to custom browser
what did they mean by this
>>158406358
They showed a little bit during the trailer for NS
>>158410870
That wasn't gameplay. It didn't have a hud or anything.
>>158411131
>hud
>2017
>>158411287
>zelda game without hearts
>after gameplay showed it has hearts, even yellow ones
>>158389371
So Halo 5 is now on Windows 10?
>>158411131
Most games have the option to turn off HUD anon
Huds are also very uncommon in trailers
>>158411437
forge and customs only
>>158412092
>nintendo
>options
>>158412092
>cinematic angles not attainable by player cam
Just stop.
>>158412182
>non-cinematic camera
>2017
>>158412182
And how do you know that the cam isn't rotatable while riding a horse like it is in 99% of other games with horses
(Or twilight princess)
(( Or botw footage we've already seen with HUD ))
>>158412536
>having to make about 3 stretches to try and deny reality
Just give up.
>>158389371
what's with that sand
>>158412806
Shut up you dirty fucking negro
>>158412117
Right, so no Ranked but really who cares about that? Basically you can play multiplayer with your friends, which is what most people do after finishing the campaign, right?
Regarding Zelda, how can it possibly run on the NX/Switch at the same resolution as on a Wii U? It would have to be downgraded for that touchscreen, not to mention that it's basically an NVidia Shield tablet which means it's limited by NVidia's mobile hardware.
>>158414013
>friends
>>158414072
Not necessarily.
Those tegras are pretty good.
>>158406358
I'm actually more tempted to get one for that new Mario we saw 5 seconds of, it looks to be returning to the classic SM64/SMS style. Also the possibility of a Paper Mario TTYD remake has been discussed recently so that'd be sick too, a remake of both the first one and TTYD in Color Splash graphical style would be amazing.
>bookmarks tab still only shows the last 15 files bookmarked
>makes customs basically impossible
>343 still hasn't fixed it
>>158416586
I'm still curious as to how they'll do the server browser
>>158416586
>>158416846
SOONâ„¢
>>158416586
>>158416846
>shows 15 random lobbies
>no search or sorting possible
To commemorate the 1 year anniversary of Halo 5: Guardiansâ„¢, we are proud to announce a 24-hour 5% discount on all REQ pack bundles over the price of $19.99.
See you on the warzone!
-343 industries
>>158417927
No but for real they should release a special emblem and armor set or something for whoever plays on H5's birthday
>>158417927
>>158418214
When is the birthday?
>>158418342
27th
Thursday
>>158417927
>they could do something cool like mythic warzone where everyone has an unlimited amount of every REQ
>instead they'll just have a special pack or maybe maybe a blog post about it
>>158418791
>everyone has party hats in multiplayer
>>158419078
>Grunt birthday effect when you kill someone with a headshot
We're setting ourselves up for disappointment here
>>158419078
I like this idea the most
>>158419078
Probably not very possible, but would be nice.
At the very least, force everyone to wear Emile's helmet with an orange visor.
>>158419826
>emile's helmet with orange visor
I don't understand. Why?
>>158419910
>spooky skull carved into an orange helmet
I wonder.
>>158419826
>>158419910
>>158420085
>yfw they give everyone Wrath just to piss off all the little kids who grinded just to get it
>>158420085
That's Halloween, yes. We were talking about Halo 5's birthday
>halo 4 has only been out for 4 years
What the fuck
Feels like longer
Can anybody confirm that kinetic rounds do extra core damage?
>>158421468
I can try to take a clip
>>158420869
There's nothing to celebrate. The game is dead and wasn't well received.
>>158423895
Considering it's miles better than Halo 4 and considered as such, it's fine.
>>158423690
It's a pain to try and test.
>tfw no warzone customs/forge
>>158424942
>"This shit has CORN in it!"
It's still shit.
>>158425329
>everything is an improvement so far
>s- still shit! xDddd
It's at least getting better after the abortions called Reach and 4.
as a long time halo fan that loved halo 1-3, odst, and thought reach was ok will i like halo 5? I also thought the halo 4 campain was alright but the pvp was garbage. i hated every new gun they added other than the saw and i also wanted to know if they plan on adding the brute weapons and vehicles back into the game because those were my favorite
>>158425409
>make the franchise absolutely abyssmal
>going slightly upward somehow transmutes matter from shit to not shit
5 is shit, anon. Just because 4 was more shit doesn't mean that 5 isn't shit.
>has to deflect to Reach
Don't be such a failure.
>>158425432
>I also thought the halo 4 campain was alright but the pvp was garbage.
5 is about just as bad but for different reasons.
>i hated every new gun they added other than the saw
They revamped some, making many worse and some slightly better.
>i also wanted to know if they plan on adding the brute weapons and vehicles back into the game because those were my favorite
They do not. There were some beta weapons found, but they weren't moved past the function stage. No model or anything.
>>158426159
>5 is about just as bad
I disagree on that. It's at least better than Halo 4.
>>158426424
>about just
Can't you read?
>>158426523
Can't you proofread?
>>158426601
>n-no YOU fucked up your post
You really have no game tonight, huh?
>>158426787
I have a game tonight at 7PM.
>>158426908
And you'll lose again.
>>158426159
game has a billion "different" versions of br and dmr but cant add a brute shot to the game?
>>158427132
Lose on what?
>>158427194
On the one hand, swapping scopes around is pretty easy work once you make them.
On the other hand, 343 wouldn't do it anyway because they're fucking lazy. Took them like four months to release a gravity hammer, and they only did it because it was required for grifball.
>google fiber surveying neighborhood
>>158427998
Don't get too happy. Like the first place they said they were moving to, they still have yet to lay down any lines. Which sucks, because I lived there and would love Korea-level internet.
>>158428148
They've already installed it for apartments and are doing residential now I think.
>>158425409
>everything an improvement
Except the removal of split screen, lan, armor customisation, actual BTB maps, and modes like KoTH, race, etc
4 still has an advantage in those regards
Have we truly survived a full year this time /hg/?
>>158429076
dont jinx it, there's still 2 more days
>>158429076
WE'RE MAKING IT TO THREE HUNDRED
>>158429076
Shame about the OP
The previous thread lasted four days. We must bump this one in half the time to make way for the anniversary thread. In there we can reflect on what /hg/ was and became.
>>158430024
rev up those anime shitposts
>>158429494
We had spartan companies up like ten days before launch. It's been over a year.
>>158430089
Already on it, fampai.
Draw Chief from memory.
>>158430024
>>158430089
Rev up those drama shitposts.
>>158430862
Have a classic
>>158431650
NO NO NO I WANTED OC YOU FUCK OH SEE
ORIGINAL FUCKING CONTENT
>>158430862
Best i could do
>>158431937
But anon, that is OC.
It's just old OC.
>>158431970
Post spicy locke pls
>>158434451
>>158431970
Why were these a thing?
>>158435690
Rated T for Teen
>>158435690
Mister chief has always been a thing, Im guessing spicy locke is 343s attempt to cement their character into the community, Though i doubt many players give a shit about mister chief anymore.
There realy ppl that still care 4 halo ?
like the last 2 or 3 games werent rubbishly partly coppied clones from cod.
Halo is not a relevant Player for gaming anymore RIP
>>158436934
>tfw CoD is copying Halo now
I STICK MY FINGERS INTO MY
KILLSTREAAAAAAAAAAAAK
>>158436934
t. Destiny player
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9bxX8u-hoY
>>158431937
>>158430862
here you go mate, fresh OC for you
>>158439554
Damn, that's pretty good
>>158440376
RIP Sam, too good for this world.
I can't believe Halo 5 has been out for a year already lads.
Remember when we were all so optimistic about it?
>>158443786
I wasn't really let down. The gameplay was solid, there was real arena (although maps left a lot to be desired), and warzone is pretty fun.
>>158426301
>replaces Keith David's yell with an ordinary elite one
ruined
>>158444521
Really? I usually play old graphics.
>>158430024
>you had hope a year ago
>you had dreams a year ago
>a year ago you were going to BE somebody
>here you are today
>tfw
>>158389618
Agreed
Halo 2 was the best halo imho
Reach being a close second
This is my first time in this general so i dont know how hard the opinion circlejerking is in here and if these are ok opinions
>>158447349
Everyone's opinion and favorite Halo game is SHIT.
Enjoy your stay.
>>158447349
>Reach being a close second
>>158447349
>Reach being a close second
night /hg/
Yo guys, in the halloween sale Saints Row Gat outta hell is on for $3.50, it's pretty fun.
>>158449386
>halloween sale
?
>>158449386
I didn't like SR4 desu, the series pretty much ended for me with SR3
>>158449753
Must be a Cucknadian thing
>>158426301
I missed when Arbiter was built. :(
>>158444521
Wait WHAT?!
>>158447349
>Reach being a close second
Get out
>>158450609
>>158445137
https://youtu.be/zc7ivjUmT2w?t=3m32s
>>158451061
3:32 is where they changed it.
>>158449753
There's a huge banner that says shocktober on the Xbox one home menu store tab and shows a picture of resident evil 4.
>>158451159
Well shit, I don't see it yet. Timezones?
>>158452849
Pacific standard is mine.
>>158453027
I'll try restarting the bone then
>>158454616
I dunno, my console wouldn't start earlier so I had to reinstall the firmware, maybe I got the most recent update early?
I dunno, but it deleted all of my games.
>>158455561
Welp, time to PANIC
>>158447349
People here think halo 4 is better than reach
Don't listen to any of them. They all have shit fucking taste
What do you think of their redesigns?
>>158457496
I wish it were possible to make a h2a version
>>158457496
>things I like about new chief
Helmet, Chest piece, legs
>things i dislike
The shoulderpads, No codpiece/space diaper
As for arbiter, I do like his new armor, but not his new physical body. They changed him to the larger bulkier subspecies and thats why they hide his face. Should have used this model but they didn't for some stupid reason.
>>158457838
I really wish they'd kept cod pieces. It's an essential part of any kind of armor.
>>158459306
He's going all out
>>158459438
>>158459508
Now we're talking
>>158459508
Now THIS is podracing!
>>158459631
Simply the best
>>158459631
>>158459828
>>158389618
Correct
>>158459508
Reported for beastiality.
>>158459879
>>158460216
Shut up leaf
>>158460210
Honestly the cutscene H2A Cortany doesn't do it for me and it certainly doesn't make up for the horrible in game downsyndrome cortana
>>158436570
>spicy locke
What even is this meme?
>>158460610
That image doesn't even make sense in this context... Unless you're reporting me to the FBI for being canadian...
I bet you buy pulp free orange juice...
>>158461145
That's not halo
>>158459879
I always imagine the female Spartans are DOA girls under the armor
Well Red, how was it?
>>158430862
>>158461948
>>158461948
>>158462045
>Ruby showing skin
>those torn leggings
No... she was so pure
>>158461467
I know that, but I choose to be represented by a pokey, it's my vidya spirit animal.
>>158462354
Mine is an armadillo
>>158462354
My vidya spirit animal is a Kai
>>158462552
>>158462552
>>158462442
The fact you have that image and that you know that that's mighty armadillo in that image, tells me you're an actual sonic fan, and makes me think you have that image saved unironically.
>>158461145
>reporting for being canadian
Why haven't I thought of this before
>>158462552
Mine's better
>>158462882
Well yeah.
It's hot.
We posting our /hg/ waifus?
>>158463251
I WANT TO MARRY BIG RED!
>>158462884
EXIT
>>158463350
>Big Red's color scheme
>>158463485
Kek
>>158463485
Meh-chup andCuck-stard!
>>158463724
Is that snake coiling around a qt boy?
>>158463798
Coiling around a dik, hence the "drool" line coming from the mouth.
>>158463350
>Helioskrill with Scouts Helmet
This is the first time I've ever seen an armor set besides recruit that works with the scout helmet
>>158463798
That's my fettish
216th for Helioskrill is best
>>158463864
Really? I love using it with vigilant, looks really tacticool, much better than the actual Vigilant helmet.
>>158464082
Oh, my mistake, that does look good there.
Yeah vigilant helmet is too edgy for me.
>>158464140
Yeah I actually did a series of screenshots featuring this armor set, Scout Decoy worls the best because you can do the black undersuit thing with vigilant and keep your helmet a nice dark shade of your secondary rather than flat black.
>>158464345
343 IS A GUD BOY
DIDN'T DO NOTHIN
>>158464410
Also here's this screenshot because it's my favorite.
>>158464632
>Wraith on Overgrowth
Defenseless Giant.
If it was CE then it would be pretty useful.
>>158464780
It's set to phased anyway, I specifically made the map for screenshots.
>>158464632
Maybe if I sneak super quietly it won't detect me
>>158459631
What a babe
>>158464849
It's supposed to be broken down, it's open with blue smoke coming out.
Has /hg/ hit rock bottom?
WTF is wrong with this thread?
>>158465160
Embrace it anon
>>158465332
Essentially this.
Nobody thought/hg/ would last a whole year but we did it.
Staggering accross the finish line, barely recognizable, but we did it.
>>158465332
>all that fucking blood and bullet decal
Why does 343 refuse to embrace this?
Is it the T rating? Is it that important to them?
>>158465524
From a purely marketing standpoint, a T rating is a sensible improvement over an M
>>158465764
>26 years old
>still get carded for M rated games
Loving these high-tier genes
>>158465764
I miss this one
>>158465764
>throws Boswer into an explosive bomb
>before DYING, he moans in pain
E for Everyone
>>158465764
>attempted murder
>actual murder
>making toddlers fight until they cry
>threatening the world with a death star lazer
>"I promise you... REVENGE"
>"I can't let you live"
>"Yeah, Rouge, she sexy and smooth. I'm feeling her in mysterious ways"
E for Everyone
>>158466147
>so long gay Bowser
E for Everyone
>>158465764
>confetti
>"YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY"
M for Mature
>>158466881
Together, these make /hg/
>>158457496
They would look amazing if Chief had a space diaper and Arby had his left arm covered.
>>158465764
>tfw ao games can't be sold
>>158468421
>tfw ao games can't be sold
If it was a big enough deal, retailers would make exceptions.
If RDR2 is AOL and R* refuses to edit it, it's not like Gamestop will pull it from their previous orders and shelves.
Companies only do stuff like that to be politically correct. If their profits re at risk, they will always fold.
Remember the Duck Dynasty fiasco? A&E said some bullshit like "we respectable Americans regardless of sexual orientation and thus have kicked him off the show", but when the rest of the cast said "fuck it, we're out too then. We can go to another network", A&E backtracked and said "ok ok fine never mind he can stay".
>>158469736
This is a good point.
Also keep in mind that there's no legality behind the sale of T, M, and AO games. There's nothing preventing Walmart or anyone wise from just deciding one day to start selling M games to 10 year olds.
Same thing with the MPAA and movie ratings.
Ded
>Rockets on a map this small
What Were They thinking?
>>158472572
GOAT 2v2 flag map
>>158473589
No.
>>158473589
It was also always pretty fun for 8v8 as well
>It's a bunch of dude bro normies join the party episode.
>>158476930
>Dudebro normies
This term is applied to normal fucking people by shut in virgin neets who want to somehow hold up their lifestyle as preferable.
>>158477065
>He endorses taking drugs.
>>158477065
shouldn't you be at work normie?
>>158477065
DUDE DRUGS LMAO
>>158477164
>he endorses being a pathetic loner who wasted his youth
When your Son asks you how much fun you had in college, I wonder what you'll tell him.
>>158477164
>>158477248
Nobody even mentioned drugs, but nice projecting.
Reminder that if you haven't had sex with multiple women by the time you're 20, you're wasting the best years of your life.
Oh, but I'm sure you're waiting for that perfect girl who is also waiting for you, right?
>being a normal fucking person who has friends and drinks is frowned upon
Fuck this board
>>158478279
No one said anything about drinks.
>>158478279
It's just like one or two people. Don't wirry, plenty of people in /hg/ actually have social lives. It's the few losers that are jelous that shit up the board every now and then with this "DUDE ALCOHOL" shit.
>>158478374
Alcohol is a drug
>>158478640
FUCKING
>>158478670
CUP
>>158478181
Rage normie rage!
>he needs alcohol to be happy
very sad
Shouldn't all you virgin NEETS be in the Sonic the Hedgehog general or something, Halo is literally dude bro the series
>>158479202
Don't you have a new FIFA to buy?
>>158480596
I already did m8, pro clubs is great fun with the lads.
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>>158477065
You somehow seem more autistic then>>158483204
>>158483990
Kek
>>158483990
Will the Switch pose a threat to the Scorpio's FPS dominence?
>>158483320
>then
Of course an autist would recognize another autist.
>>158484528
Is Nintendo retarded?
M/KB support when?
>>158484858
Halo Wars 2 apparently supports it
>>158483204
This desu
>>158451061
what a shame i remember the original with his icionic voice
DUDE HALO LMAO!
POST HALO!!!
Really hoping Halo Wars 2 isn't a let down
>>158487934
Who wore it better?
>>158488773
Halo 2 duh.
>>158487934
Here, have some best Halo
>>158488773
Halo 2 plays it better, but the sky box and aesthetics are much better looking in Reach. Forge world as a back drop is much nicer than dumb FOV fog
>>158487934
MY TARGET IS A HUMAN!
>>158489405
>map is ~5 stories above water
>map is on crag of unknown height in endless seas of fog
>mfw halo 6 has warzone but fixes it to be non-invasive and actually fun
>>158457496
Chief's old look is better in almost every way. Simple. Sleek.
I love the old Arbiter look, but the new one isn't bad, just not as good. His new body is atrocious though.
>>158489868
Spartans can't swim
Would you play a metroid/Halo crossover?
>>158459631
>>158459828
>>158459879
>>158460369
>>158461823
>>158489904
Damnit, I just woke up and now I'm hard as fuck.
>>158492764
Such is life in the /hg/ Mansion
Reminder
>>158494010
>Literally just missed the average
That's just depressing
>>158492531
Who wouldn't tbqh
Did I fuck up?
>>158494775
If you already had an xbone? Yes
If not, no.
>>158494010
>/sp/, /fit/ and /tv/ are above average
lol ok.
>>158494970
Better off just waiting for Scorpio at this point.
If you do want an X1, just get a cheaper original model.
>easy
>normal
>heroic
>legendary
Sigh...
TALK.
EVERYONE FREEZE!
HAND OVER THE WORST MAP IN EACH HALO GAME OR I'LL SHOOT!
>>158497730
Chiron
Backwash
Isolation
I dunno
I dunno
Riptide
>>158497730
Chiron
Backwash
Rats nest
Sword base
Dunno
Colosseum
>>158497730
Rat Race
Terminal
Orbital
Boardwalk
Abandon
the Fucking Rig
>>158497730
Damnation
Foundation
Orbital
Uplink
Abandon
the Rig
>>158498002
>>158498060
>dunno
(Gunshot)
HEY GUIZ!
WANA BE EXTRAS IN MUH MACHINIMA???
>>158497730
Chiron
Backwash
Isolation
Reflection
Ragnarok
Yes
>>158498104
>Rat Race
>Terminal
>>158497730
All that matters is that orbital is understood to be the worst of all
>>158498868
What did he mean by this?
>>158494010
I unironically believe this
>>158499054
Good news you're retarded.
>>158499085
ᴸᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵒᵈᶦᵉˢ ʰᶦᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᶫᵒᵒʳ
ᴸᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵒᵈᶦᵉˢ ʰᶦᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᶫᵒᵒʳ
ᴸᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵒᵈᶦᵉˢ ʰᶦᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᶫᵒᵒʳ
ᴸᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵒᵈᶦᵉˢ ʰᶦᵗ ᵗʰᵉ...
>>158498545
>(gunshot)
>from a flamethrower
>>158499587
Lemings, I know you're not that new.
So that only leaves being retarded as the excuse.
>>158499149
I'll never not laugh that my gamerpic is a reaction image now.
>>158499526
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>158499824
It's the best
When is the next /hg/tage coming out?
>>158500217
>bookmarks tab still fucked
>thus customs are basically unplayable
>>158499776
I'm sorry I didn't know flamethrowers went bang... Especially the CE one, it goes more along the lines of hrrrrrrrrr
>>158500657
>Unplayable
>Can't go the other way around by searching instead
>>158500445
I'm honestly considering just doing the tage without sweaty. I've already got a boat load of clips and it really sounds like he's given up.
>>158500445
>>158500217
Can we do H5 tage again, nobody has enough mcc/reach clips it seems like.
>>158501851
I've got a couple at least, like this one of the Elephant going crazy. I'd have more if I got around to playing MCC more often, but the thought of Sand Tarp puts me off.
>>158500217
>>158501851
>>158501239
>>158503250
I will continue my campaign towards THE /HG/TAGE IV: BUNGIE EDITION
If someone else wants to make one for Halo 5 then can feel free to.
>>158389371
THE /HG/TAGE IV: BUNGIE EDITION is currently accepting clips from these games.
>Halo: Combat Evolved/Anniversary/SPV3
>Halo 2/Anniversary/Vista
>Halo 3/ODST/Firefight
>Halo Wars
>Halo: Reach
>Halo: The Master Chief Collection (excluding Halo 4/Spartan Ops)
If you'd like to submit a clip, either reply to this post with the xboxdvr/thehostyouuse link or message that link to my account on waypoint. Use the past community’tages as a reference on what to submit. I’ll be looking for casual and competitive clips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh3KQb9dU4c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fofX-OITWMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj0swJRlm5g
If you have any questions post them in reply to me or message me on waypoint.
DO YOUR DUTY AND SUBMIT YOUR CLIPS
>>158505467
I'll dig through my clips and see what I can get
>>158504763
Based sweaty.
I knew baiting you would get you off your ass.
>>158508360
You did a good job
>>158505467
I'll try to get as many physics glitches as possible
>Kai bricked his phone
"Let's make this jump like we mean to, and handle fools like we need to"
What the FUCK did Tanaka mean by this
>>158511601
She wants to get back at the fools who glassed her hood.
WE WILL NOT MAKE IT IN TIME FOR THE ANNIVERSARY THREAD
YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO SHITPOST
>>158513924
Fug you.
>>158513924
You can't tell me what to do
INFINITY THIS IS SIERRA 117 OF THE UNSC FORWARD UNTO DAWN, DO YOU COPY?
INFINITY DO YOU READ?
What went wrong?
>>158516074
So fades the great harvest of my betrayal
>>158516074
I'M ORDERING YOU TO SURRENDER THAT COMPANY
>>158517152
Your actions tread between honour and foolishness. Embrace your sad fate and retain your nobility. I am already beyond you.
>find RvB video from launch of Reach where armor lock does not allow shield regeneration
Dew owes me $5.
>>158517493
YOU KNOW NOT MY POWER
Why did sweaty take down the first and second /hg/tage?
>>158517690
You persist too long after your own defeat. Come then, warrior. Have your resolution
>>158517854
I never had those on my channel. Koolaid made the first and second which are available on his channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh3KQb9dU4c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fofX-OITWMw
>>158518027
Shieet my b
discord link where
>>158518027
>Koolaid will never upload that 1080p video of me fucking him in the ass
reachfags cannot deny this
>>158517896
I am defeated
l-long live king kai
>>158518302
>Koolaid will never come back
>Old /hg/ will never come back
At least we lasted longer than halo 4 /hg/
>>158518347
Funny how you can replace Reach with Halo 5 and 80% of this can still make sense.
>>158518937
Not really.
>>158517896
*LT*
>>158519014
Actually yes.
>>158519026
>>158519092
Actually no.
>>158519026
>>158519014
Why not?
>>158519181
>>158519092
>>158519224
yyyynyyynnynyynynnnyynnnnnnnnnnnyyynnyynyyyyynnynn
24 yes out of 50
>>158519203
Please point out how they don't. Hell, most of those don't even apply to Reach or are completely opinionated.
>>158519329
>>158519439
>using RNG to settle disputes
As expected of the Warzone Defense Force.
>>158519462
>make a claim
>find my evidence for me!
Kys, my man
Dr. Halsey, I'm ONI
>>158519485
>>158519583
I didn't make that claim. There is more than one person calling you on your bullshit.
So please, back up your claim that they don't.
>>158519581
>RNG
>>158519656
do you guys like halo online/eldewrito or no
>>158519893
It was semi popular a few months ago. I think it's safe to call it dead now though
>>158519884
>>158519980
i just started playing a week or so ago, i can definitely agree on the dead part, the player base is really small. not too disappointing for a totally free game though imo
>>158520031
They're both gone now...like dust in the wind
>>158519717
It started with
>>158518937
That's the claim you're defending, so back it up fuccboi.
>>158520221
I didn't defend a claim. I asked you to back up yours. Don't deflect to someone else's argument when I'm asking you to back up your own.
>>158520202
>>158518347
Halo 4 is still worse
Pssst /hg/ take a look
>>158520348
>>158520487
>>158520384
I'm sure all of /hg/ can agree on this
>>158520639
>>158520287
>hey guys, (opinion stated as fact)
>no
>ha ha because you have replied telling someone that their claim is baseless, you must now prove them wrong otherwise they win by default!
You failed English after the class moved to arguments, didn't you?
>>158520805
>I don't have to support my argument because I don't like someone else's argument.
Stop dodging the question and explain why those don't apply to 5, anon. You're capable of that, right? You're certainly capable of bitching.
>>158520910
>you MUST back up your negative claim otherwise the person who made the claim wins!
No, you get an F. Not even a bonus for effort.
MCC on PC when
>>158520967
>make claim
>get asked about it
>"lol i don't have to prove shit"
So at best you have no argument.
>>158521114
>say claim is bullshit
>ha looks like you've made a claim!
>now YOU must back up YOUR negative argument for why HIS argument is baseless while HE doesn't have to provide ANY proof!
Dude, just stop.
>>158521223
You have no argument and no counterpoint. Just say it.
>>158520910
>explain why those don't apply to 5,
I listed them out >>158519439
Feel free to check each and argue them.
>>158521323
I didn't make the original claim, that's not how this works dumbass. I can call your mother a fucking slut, but that doesn't mean you have to come up with evidence denying it. The burden of proof is on the original claim.
Holy shit it's not meant to literally mean 80%. But most do count.
>>158521614
>The burden of proof is on the original claim.
And in this case, that's your claim. I don't give a fuck about the other guy. I want your reasoning.
>>158518347
>terrible campaign
>shit story
>no plot
Personal opinion
>breaks canon
Technically doesn't but I agree the retcons are shitty and they had every opportunity to follow to book better
>tries to use nostalgia
Opinion
>shit character development
I wouldn't say shit, just meh
>return to battlefield or die
halo 4 has this too, personally I don't see a problem with it
>shit MP maps
I had some fun on them
>reused+forge MP maps
True, the dlc made it better but no more dlc playlists
>shit ranking, ranking only on bungie net
Was never into competitive, I prefer something like that over literally everything being ranked like h5
>get armor by grinding
This trend continues with h4&5, not exclusive to reach
>weapon sandbox is shit
It was mediocre
>cardboard vehicles
Still much stronger than 4&5's
>slow movement
Slightly faster than 3's
>low jump
Agreed
>bloom, armor abilities
Agree
>nuke grenades
Just like CE
>sword block
Personally never saw a problem with this, maybe blocking with a pistol is a bit silly
>broken melee
How so? Afaik it's 2-hit
>shit health system nothing like CE
I don't see too much of a difference
>motion blur+film grain
Agree these are shitty
>desaturated color palette
Disagree. It's not crazy bright like 3 but it's still very colorful
>on rails shooting sections, Mac gun
I see no problem with these
>cock teases
Don't know what you mean
>shit replacements of covenant weapons
Assuming you mean needle rifle? I liked it
>removal of brute weapons and vehicles
At least it still had a few brute weapons. 4&5 scrapped them entirely (along with drones, brutes themselves, engineers, etc)
>gimped theater
How so?
>arcade firefight
What's wrong with that
>only 2 grenades
Just like halo CE and 2? Come on, spike grenades weren't that great and flame grenades literally never showed up
>2 grenade limit
Fair enough
>gimped elites
Agreed but at least it still had playable elites at all
>forge world is gray
Agreed
(1/2)
>>158521683
le goalpost moved
>>158521763
>that's your claim
No, see
>>158520221
>>158521837
Whatever you say.
>>158521862
>keeps deflecting to another argument
Defend your claim, anon. Don't talk about somebody else's claim.
>>158522059
It's the same argument you dense fuck. I said his claim was horseshit, his is the original claim, then you come along with and say "a hurr hurr hurr you made a claim!"
Holy shit people.
>>158522279
>I said his claim was horseshit
On no evidence.
>>158518347
(2/2)
>ally ai is retarded
Agreed, just like every other halo (especially 5)
>no bleedthrough
Agree, that's bad (but I prefer it to no descope like 4)
>boring
Opinion
>no halo "epic" moments
Again opinion, but I enjoyed a few. flying the sabre, destroying the carrier, defending the PoA, fighting for your life on lone wolf
>doesn't feel like halo
Another opinion. Personally Feels more like halo to me then 4 did
>replacing flashlight
Yeah I don't really like the night vision much either
>enemy AI have sixth sense
I didn't really experience this except with wraiths, I'd like to see some examples though
>shit spawn systems
Every halo game has had its issues with spawns. Again not too familiar so I'd welcome examples
>no skulls
I was missing them in H4 as well, one of the few things I'm glad 5's campaign did
>no powerups
True but I think armor abilities as well as powerups would've been cancer
I'd have just liked to see armor abilities AS the map pickups
>>158522321
Hurrrrr hurrr hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>158522502
>>158522636
Also canon :^]
>>158522782
I wish the comics weren't so ugly
What customs are we playing and how many people are in?
>>158523535
Whatever we can find and 5, join sigmund
>>158523696
Wait what? we're doing customs??
>>158523825
I guess?
>>158523825
Sigmund and Grim are in customs right now, according to my friends list.
>>158523825
7/16 join up senpai
DISCORD LINK WHERE
>>158524803
In the discord.
>>158524873
REEEEEEEEEE
>>158524803
https://discord.gg/yM2zQ
>>158524974
OUR GLORIOUS LEADER GRACES US WITH HIS PRESENCE
JOIN NOW AND SEE HIS MAGNIFICENCE
8/16
Lol post
>>158525571
>tumblr
If 7, Kai must self-exile from /hg/
HASAAAAAAAAAAN CHOP!
>2 overshields
The fuck were they thinking?
I know you're here normies
GEEEEEET OUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>158525946no
>the music is now in your head
>>158526295
>>158526295
Simply the best
Blue team stop red from hitting your holographic button thingies
That's how we progress
>>158525946
Halo has always been a normie series
EH REH
So I like the big team maps for the most part.
Anyone else agree?
>>158527170
No.
>>158527170
They're okay. They'd be better with pistol starts.
>>158527170
Maybe if they were magnum/ar starts.
>>158527638
>>158528301
would be shit with magnum starts too. Game is too fast paced and too catered to le mlg 4v4.
WE ARE SHORT 300 POSTS
WE MUST GO INTO OVERDRIVE
>>158528443
>Game is too fast paced
>>158528525
4 and 5 are the only anomalies and they're both by 343 coincidentally and they both have shit BTB but nice argument
>>158528512
muhthigg
>>158528737
THICC
YOUR SPECIES IS SO DELICATE
>>158529912
Prometheans are even more fragile
>>158529629
UGHHH THICKERRRRRR
I wonder what we would all be like if we all met on Halo2 in some HG clan
Us all being little shit kids with squeeky or lil babby voices. Before anyone knew about "memes".
Damn I miss Halo2. And its community of "lets super jump, glitch and rocket/sword lunge.
>Youll never meet that modder again who had flying vehicles and proto beta "race" maps modded on halo2 containment
>Youll never super jump with your buddies again (thanks MCC for taking that out)
>Youll never have some asshole not turn green team but not get mad because you are a lil kid and just wanna have fun
>Youll never play TOP without a turret coming off its mount
>Youll never be a teen getting XBL for the first time and playing in a community where people had mics and finding custom lobbies was actually easier.
>>158534106
I spent my childhood playing outside and doing HCE splitscreen with my friends afterwards
Best of both worlds. I miss it. Somehow playing HCE now doesn't give me any nostalgia, even though it feels like it should.
>>158534836
>tfw played it on PC
>>158534836
Nostalgia man. Like golden on the n64 and Metal of Honor frontline were two games I loved as a kid. I still have fond memories. But my god I cant play either because the controls suck so bad
Or Christmas. I love Xmas but as a 26 year old its not the same kinda feels I did when I was 11 or so.
We are spoiled. In CE or Halo2 we had no forge, customs were make shift games. You said you played outside, Im sure you havent "played" outside in years.
In those days we were kids having fun. Now we are adults. We have jobs. College. I turned 26. I gotta worry about health care. My advice:. Enjoy the vidya. You can be bitter about life and your job but take the time to enjoy shit like Halo. Youll never relive Halo3 so stop trying.
I mean have you ever complained or seen someone complain about "those faggot kids playing COD n minecraft. What faggots". Well guess what. Those kids are having fun. They dont care if COD repeats itself or minecraft isnt "good". They enjoy it the same reason we enjoyed N64 with its shit controller or Halo2 customs with no forge and limited options
Im sure if we were our age now when Halo CE/Halo2 came out we would all be calling Halo fans faggots or little shits who like bad games.
Like Halo2 had tons of problems. Campaign and multiplayer. But it didnt stop me and my friends from playing it 20000 hours a week. Because back then you just had fun
Now its
>LETS COMPLAIN 24/7 ABOUT THE SAME PROBLEMS AND HATE ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME REEEEE
>>158536053
Well that's the thing with CE... it still holds up well and it's still fun to play but for whatever reason I don't get that joyful familiar feeling unlike other childhood games
Maybe playing it on a huge screen at 1080/60 vs playing it on a small screen at 480p with the fuckhuge Duke controller has something to do with it
Now that Halo 5's been out for a year, what are /hg/'s thoughts on how the game turned out?
How many of your wishes for the game came true?
What do you think the game still needs?
What was your favorite update?
Do you prefer Arena or Warzone?Did you buy any REQs?
>>158536716
>did you buy any reqs
Fuck no
>>158536716
>Did you buy any REQs?
never ever
>>158536716
Game's pretty alright now that there's content.
Wish they'd add race, but there's always stronghold types to mimic it.
Favorite update was probably the one that added rally hogs.
I like Warzone since you don't have to sweat.
Haven't spent a single dime.
>>158498681
Fuck off back to Discord nigger. No one cares about your faggy little video. Tell Stephen to choke on a phat cock.
>>158540136
Who?
>>158540136
Who is "Discord nigger?
Gonna have to make one of these for those slimy fucking Brits as well
>>158542807
Hey, Brits are a-okay since they Brexited. It's the fucking Euro cucks that need to be purged.
We need to rename the thread to xbox general so it will stop being fuking dead
>>158544576
But we're already xbone general
>>158542807
Remove leaf
>be UNSC commander
>get assigned to supervision duty on Chief's mission
>massively under qualified, doing random things to appear busy
>some MUHRINE CORP faggots are sweeping the floors
>an idea hatches
>you boys want to make history
>mfw I get authorization to send them on the most dangerous assignment known to man
>mfw they all volunteer
>mfw I send them miles into contested territory in a lone pelican and drop them off next to Chief
>mfw he actually tries to fight with them and keep them alive
>mfw I've done this dozens of times and no one has questioned the logistics of the situation
>>158542807
Can't wizard be an honorary american ?
>>158548307
If I were him I wouldn't want the title.
>>158549243
>discord
>>158549979
>>158549243
>discord
>being a barneyfag
>>158548307
I second this notion

>>158549979
HAHAHA EPIC FROG POST!
>>158550531
What happened here?
>>158550542
>>158550542
That's Doctor Frog to you!
>>158550542
THAT'S A PENIS

>>158550542
I've been thinking of trying to dress up like this. It seems really hot. I'm not attracted to guys but I'd love to be in a submissive situation where a bunch of guys at a club try to take advantage of me by grabbing me by the collar or tail.
The problem is I feel like you have to be really think to pull it off.
Stop frogposting
>>158551026
Pro tip: you won't pull it off like 2D boys.
You can still enjoy it but don't expect too look super cute and fem, you'll just be a dude in panties with dude hips and dude feet and dude shoulders.
>>158551123
No u
>>158551123
*teleports behind you*
>>158551249
>>158551123
Nobody can make me do anything...
Heh heh heh...
>>158551189
Yeah you're probably right.
There's probably a reason I can find next to no good pics of qt traps any older than 15-18 unless they're animated or drawn.
>>158551026
>I'm not attracted to guys but I'd love to be in a submissive situation where a bunch of guys at a club try to take advantage of me by grabbing me by the collar or tail.
n-n homo
>>158551346
Yeah, I was mistaken for a girl all the time up until 17-18. My long ass hair was mostly to blame though.
>>158551189
What this guy said.
You really need specific genes to make it work. It's not something you can really prime your body for.
>>158551496
>>158551469
Yeah, it's almost impossible to pull off once you're in your 20s. We're just too broadly developed to bebig guys.
I understand the appeal though. There's something hot about being "wanted" in a way that makes you a catch rather than the person doing the hunting. It's probably what girls experience all the time.
>>158551123
>you will never be a qt trap
>This will never happen to you
>>158552152
You know, a lot of the time I can get into the crazy hentai like that, it's not my favorite by any means...
But that picture is disgusting.
>>158552347
>>158553510
Now THIS is podracing
Is anyone here actually EXCITED for Halo wars 2?
>>158553645
Honestly?
No. Not really.
Not even sure if I'll get the ultimate Edition now that I'm hearing the PC port of HW1 may be released seperately
>>158553510
Yeah, not doin' it for me.
>>158553645
Actually, not really, I'll read up on the story, I'm excited for the artstyle to recieve positive reception and maybe let 343 know a thing or 2.
>>158553645
Nah.
I'll get it, but I honestly enjoyed even the Halo 5 beta more than the HW2 beta, and we all know how that turned out.
>>158553645
nope
>>158553645
No.
The Beta didn't make any of the advances from 1 we wanted or asked for. In some ways it actually seems MORE restrictive.
>>158553645
Yes, I can't wait to buy Blitzâ„¢ packs.
>>158554050
I thought there was supposed to be a second beta
>>158554194
>Yes, I can't wait to buy Blitzâ„¢ packs.
Pls tell me you made that up.
What would they even do?
New skins for units?
>>158553645
I enjoyed it, it's just more of the same and that's all I expected.
>>158554194
>Blitz Packs
>>158554363
>blitz packs
>BLITZ PACKS!!!
>>158554263
That's probably what it'll be, not much else you can do with an RTS progression-wise
>>158554263
>>158554363
>>158554670
You guys out of the loop? It's Hearthstone style deck building + RTS combat.
>mfw Blitz Packs
I remember, /hg/
Do you?
>>158555048
Have you forgotten?
We are not allowed to like Reach here.
>>158555048
Yes I remember.
I remember getting very excited then having my expectations not be quite met but still enjoying the game.
>>158554823
Oh, that actually sounds kinda neat. I'm fine with that since it's not the main gamemode.
A
B
>>158556075
Thanks David L Ellis
C stands for CUP!!!
DED THRED
Is this a better game than Halo 5?
>>158556826
No, but it's close
Kelly vs Vale when?
Is this the most overrated BTB map?
>>158557676
No.
That's not Valhalla
>>158557985
>>158558097
>>158558313
>/hg/ is the most active in a month
>It's discussion about traps
>>158558810
>he doesn't like qt bois all wrapped up
>>158559012
>that one strand reaching in his pants
>>158559012
That's pretty hot
>>158559012
>This will never happen to you
>Everyone in this thread
>>158558810
>not liking traps
What are you? Gay?
/hg/ - Halo General
And as the sun rises on another beautiful day, I awake, get up, stretch my arms, open the curtains and greet the day.
"HELLO WORLD!" I exclaim.
Then I make some super frosted flakes, sit on the couch, pull out my phone, head to /hg/ to see what's goin-
... oh my...
>>158560303
>"HELLO WORLD!" I exclaim.
>>158560109
What happens to him if he gives up struggling?
>>158558417
>Vale's VA has a fucking grotesque Jewish nose
Immersion ruined
Man /hg/ can be fun but some of you are a bit confused about maturity. You know being bitter and hating everything is not exactly an objective grown up thing to do.
Like I get calling out problems, but most problems are
A: Not problems but your feels
B: Can be explained easily
C: Are problems but only make up 15 so percent of your arguments
Be bitter about politics. Or your job. Or being alone, or because you get taxed up the ass or because you have a shit life. Dont be bitter because a grunt doesnt look the same or because some story is cringe.
Learn to enjoy things and be bitter about important things. Hating 343 or Halo isnt going to help your life. And trust me I hate "you gotta feel good omg dont be negative" shit. But when its a video game and your older than 18, STOP WHINING
Only points you have are how cheap reqs are and 343 not having game modes by now. But whining because a map isnt perfect or Spartan armor looks "gay" is just whining.
Anyway again if youre over 18 and legit bitching about games so much you actually get mad I feel bad for you when you have real life problems
>>158560702
This lips are disgusting as well
>>158560783
>>158560783
You're right anon.
Let's just all agree that the 343 games are actually pretty decent at worst and that any complaints about 5 are nitpicking. Putting aside personal bias, it really is the best multiplayer in the series. Hands down.
>>158561031
No
And yes opinions are fine. Thats just my opinion. To just enjoy something
Ive played Halo since I was 10 and a little fuck. And each halo gets its share of hate and whining. But people play it. Ive enjoyed every Halo. I can tell you problems with each, but I can play Halo4 or ODST and have fun.
Hell I enjoy most games because Im not looking to be bitter about pixels and binary code on my harddrive. I have real life issues. And real problems that need real fixing. Halo or some shitty shooter is not important enough to complain about
Plus if you all hate 5 so much why play? There's almost 100 HG people supposedly and you guys cant organize a Halo3 custom?
360 is still running im pretty sure
MCC works a lot better
If you all hate halo5 why keep playing. You can easily hop on Halo 3 and play jenga or fatman or anything like that. Only person stopping you is yourself.
>>158560783
>>158561141
Lorefags are the source of the majority of the autistic bitching
>>158561248
>>158561248
>>>158560783
>>>158561141
>Lorefags are the source of the majority of the autistic bitching
This.
Pic related are the only halo books that matter
>>158561031
No you can like halo5 the least. But why play it
If you dont like food do you eat it? Probably not
If you find a movie boring do you keep watching? Probably not
If you date someone whose really bad. Do you stay and let yourself get rekt? Id hope not.
Halo3 is still running. People play it on the 360 and MCC. Yet here you are pissing on 343 while your laying in a bed with them.
If you hate halo5 dont play. If you play it you must like something about it. I mean do you all just force yourself to play or do things. Kinda pathetic way to live your lives.
What is, in everybody's opinion, the best Halo book?
The worst?
Where the hell is the server browser
>>158561595
>Where the hell is the server browser
Canceled
>>158561672
For real?
343 wont release it until more people buy reqs
>>158563489
Unfortunately, this
DEAD
THREAD
>>158566298
Machete Chief will save us!!!
Post spooky
>>158567210
>>158567210
>>158567336
New Death Battle
>>158567542
Chief would tear ass.
>>158567336
>>158567363
>>158567391
>you will never be this good at carving pumpkins
Is Chief attracted to women?
>>158567781
Fuck chief, she's mine!
>>158561378
ghosts of onyx is the best, i don't really think there's a definite worst one, but I didn't enjoy Cole Protocol all that much
i'd put the 'worst' in one of the kilo five trilogy, but even though karen traviss's got her rampant and entirely unnecessary halsey hate hardon, she made jul a better character than 343 could have ever hoped for
These guys stroll in and each slap your GF's ass. What do?
Image limit hit
>>158568102
>>158568102
>>158568102
Halo 5 is one year old TODAY!!!