/twg/ - Total War General

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We'll always be friends, won't we, Gobbla?

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>>158355070
>Fucked up the OP

Go fuck yourself op

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>From this hour I ordain myself loos’d of limits and imaginary lines,
>Going where I list, my own master total and absolute,
>Listening to others, considering well what they say,
>Pausing, searching, receiving, contemplating,
>Gently, but with undeniable will, divesting myself of the holds that would hold me.
>I inhale great draughts of space,
>The east and the west are mine, the north and the south are mine.


>I am larger, better than I thought, I did not know I held so much goodness
>All seems beautiful to me


Fly well, Gobbo

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It is now October. The sallow season deepens its hold on Athel Loren. It is a dark time, a time of mourning. As the spites and spirits of the forest grow slothful and recalcitrant, the enemies of the Asrai seek to defile the sacred glades. Ratposting is rampant. The Deep Thinking Goblin looms, esoteric and obscene. Athel Loren is a realm under siege. The King of the Woods cannot be found; the kinbands are scattered and given over to dissolute indulgence, pursuing until the last comfort over exertion.

Yet it is comfort itself that is imperiled; Should the Asrai fade from the Old World the beauty of their existence, a recordless history of leisure and frivolity without equal, will disappear, leaving the clamoring, scrabbling bustle of the outside world without counterpoint or enlightening example. It is a dark time. But even in the deep gloom of autumn, a hope flickers. A whisper on the winds, melodious like the clinking of tea cups on saucers.

Wood Elves soon.

>>158355070
I love how crazy he looks.

HAHAHHA here we GO again, another round of stale memes and shitposting.
another round of tomb kangz,meme rats, meme elves, meme goblins, meme squigs, AHHHH rome, le ebin vlad, and etcetera.

I'm fucking tired of this general, you autists are the absolute bane of this board, holy shit I would stomp every single one of you meme spouting neckbeards in a second with my bare hands.
For the love of god stop posting these memes, I'm tired, I just want to discuss Total War and not have to scroll trough a wall of memes.
Enough is enough.

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G O B L I N S

What's the best kind of coffee for an understander of strategy?

>>158355507

meme lizards when

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>>158355070
Rollan!

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>>158355570
Black, leave the milk and sugar for the kids

>>158355589
>meme lizards
lizardmemes?

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>>158355570
>>158355671
A real strategist drinks whatever the fuck they feel like and doesn't worry about what lesser men expect him to drink.

>its a people defend CA and GW jew policies episode


CHANGE THE CHANNEL

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Do Orcs have penises?

>>158355802
You're free to continue whining, that's your right, but it's not like you're achieving anything.

>>158355847
No, they're spore people from spess

>>158355570
>Early morning hours.
>1 or 2 in the morning.
>Boil some water and make some tea.
>Watch battles or play an Empire campaign.
Pretty comfy desu fampachi.

>>158355802
We can't change the channel, it's been stuck on this channel since 2013. Because everyone that didn't like bending over for corporate scummery left the community.

>>158355847
They did once. Half-orcs were once a thing. The popularity of 40k made them retcon orc women and orc penises, and now orcs and goblins just got two sacs where their groin is. When that die, those sacs explode and more orcs can be grown.

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Best mods & must have mods?

Has to be lore friendly.

Pic unrelated

>>158355997
Who was the first to lay out this business model, EA, Paradox, or Activision?

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>>158356080
Pic related.

>>158356151
Wait, what the fuck did Paradox do?

Also it was Nintendo that started it...and it's now pretty much every japanese company that are following suite.
SEGA, Capcom, FucKonami, etc.

>>158356265
>What did Paradox do

Remove shit from their base releases (CK2 and EU) then resell them as DLC and break the games for you if you don't buy them.

>>158356029
But what about pee? Where does it come out from?

>>158356464
Cloaca probably

>>158356265
They have only rolled out some of the most egregious, anti-consumer dlc of all time. Music DLC. Portrait DLC. Shield Reskin DLC. Just compare the content of G&G or K&W with the similarly priced Plantoids species pack for Stellaris. It's fucking ridiculous the amount of shit those kikes at Paradox get away with.

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>25 (TWENTY FIVE) days since the 30th of September
>AE STILL NOT RELEASED

>>158356265
If you think CA is bad with leaving things out of their base games you haven't seen Paradox. It's like Civ 5's expansions spread out over a dozen different DLCs with little details and touches bundled into their own DLCs.

>>158356546
>Plantoids species pack
Thanks for reminding me that I wasted money on that. All the names were "x of y" where x was a plant part, and y was a color. My friend wonders why I haven't picked up the new dlc when they still hadn't fixed what they broke two updates ago.

>>158355601
Rolling

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>>158356419
>>158356546
>>158356648
>>158356712
Why do we let this happen?...

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>>158356556

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You guys are supporting the true ruler of Eight Peaks, right?

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>kill Skarsnik and wipe out his army
>Mutinous Gits beeline across the world and have to go to defend because Izor's defenses are a barrel of dicks
>meanwhile it rebels because I have to bait the Gits with an ambush and they start raiding
>kill the rebels
>go up, kill Skarsnik who has now pulled a full stack out of his ass again
>mutinous git stack coming

This shit never stops. Fucking gits

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>>158356937
I know I will be when the time comes.

anyone wanna give me a white dwarf code

>try skarsnik
>first 50 turns are spent killing karak norn and fighting off tides of empire armies filled with unbreakable fanatic shits
>have more fights and learn more about fighting battles myself in those 50 turns than in my other 300+turn campaigns

Hard but fun, though i hope that i never get in a war with the VC and have them go to my comfy grey mountain hideout, shit is so full of battlefieldsthey will be pulling 20/20 blood knight stacks every turn.

>>158356834
It's sad to see, really. It's reached the point where they sell DLC for their DLC.

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>>158357057
>>158356937

TRUE LORD OF THE CITY OF PILLARS WHEN

>>158357075
It's not out yet, and when it does come out, it's free if you have a GW near you.
Whenever I walk in to get mine, I'll probably pick up another code or two to share here, if they let me.

>>158357307
>it's free if you have a GW near you
dont u have to buy the £6 magazine issue for the code

>>158356834
Get used to it. We're getting to the point where you're going to have to buy a complete game piecemeal for triple the cost, then buy DLC for your DLC.

And cucks will continue to defend it and make excuses as to why it's anything but despicable.

>>158357361
"In-store at all Games Workshop & Warhammer stores from Friday 28th October 2016. Simply approach a staff member and request your free Grombrindal Steam key card."
So no, the only thing it will cost you is your dignity.

>>158356980
They kinda let go once you build wall.

I once saw a mutinous gits stack walk all the way to Zarkazil or whatever it's called and then turn back one turn away from it because the walls got finished.

>>158357442
going into a store to take something free then you leave seems scummy lel

>>158357442
>Go to a designated location and beg us for scraps

You cant make this shit up. They really do have us by the balls don't they?

>>158357524
then buy the complete army sets and bitch to CA about units that aren't included in the game

>>158357524
If the store has a copy of the Skarsnik book, I'll buy that just to make sure those neckbeards don't breath down my neck.

>>158357569
And they purposely made Grombrindal have more content than any other legendary lord....
But no, CA and SEGA make a good game that everyone has fun playing so it's k that we just get fucked with.

They've also completely dropped any semblance of modder support.

>>158357361
Or you can just wait like, two months and not pay anything at all. Or risk getting smothered by a GW employee.

Seriously, it isn't really that big of a deal. GW just wanted to give the thing as a little promotion to give as a bonus to their magazine subscribers, or the poor saps who actually went out of their way to visit one of their hellholes. So it was only natural that Grombrindal was partitioned off for this.

Now the problem here is that, according to one anon, the datafiles refer to Grombrindal as "promotional 1" (or something along those lines). Which may mean that this isn't going to be the only case of this. Which is somewhat worrying, because I don't know what else they could do off the top of my head.

>>158355570
True Understanders drink tea.

>>158357716
I have a feeling were getting Gotrek and Felix like that. There really isn't any faction DLC that would necessitate their release but they'd be good for promotional purposes.

>>158355570
tea.

>>158357716
Krell.

>>158356160
>>158356160
DEAD
E
A
D

>>158357810
I thought exactly the same thing.

>>158357810
That's a good point actually, they do seem like a perfect DLC to add in via a promotion.

Though I doubt they would be put in as a fifth Dwarf Lord. Maybe when they implement that Legendary Hero system or something?

>Azhag is the last greenskin LL and he's been leading me on a wacky chase before I can end his faction

It's been 7 turns and I just want the cunt dead.

If they give Wood Elves some kind of beastpath/underway movement thingy, how "fun" will the skarsnik starting position become?

>>158358073
They'll probably be a special Legendary Hero unit once that releases or maybe a special addition to the RoR that you need to meet certain criteria to recruit.

I'm 95% sure they'll be in after Skarsnik and Gobbla were a single unit.

>>158358158
Does the elf forest contain a shit ton of spiders? Skarsnik's side quest could be conquering Arachnarok breeding grounds or some shit

>>158358089
Try this:
>push him away from his task goal (usually pretty easy to guess)
>move 75% up on him and enter ambush mode
>laugh

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>>158358158
Why the fuck didn't they just have them around Karak Eight Peaks instead of off in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.

>>158357810
You'll probably have to buy there dumb book.

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>>158355070

>(embed) (embed) (embed)

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Friendly reminder that a good gobbo is a dead gobbo.

>>158358457
>implying this is a bad thing
It's like if you can buy a Ciaphas Cain or Ibram Gaunt book & unlock them in Dawn of War 3.

>>158358454
how do i shrink myself like this

>>158355601
Rolling.

Here's hoping for not Dwarfs.

>>158358838
Alas, no Imperial Guard faction.

>>158358896
Likely DLC.

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Tell me about Gelt! Why does he wear the mask!

>>158358869
ARE YOU A GOD?

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>>158358869
Dicks out for Slaanesh!

>>158356556
C U C K
U
C
K

>Got off an assassination that was preventing me from completing an angrund campaign
>Game freezes

FUCK

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Why do I love Skarsnik so much?
It's pretty simple when I iz finkin' 'bout it.
Skarsnik izn't just da best character in da War'ammer world, 'ee might just be da greenest character of all time.
Just imaging 'im riding fru da halls of Karak Eight-Peaks, da wind in 'is 'at, 'is mighty Gobbla below 'im.
As 'ee rides fru da World's Edge Mountains, da Stunties soil demselves at 'is very scent.
Dey knows 'ow 'ee smells, da essence of 'is smell iz in da Stunties Book of Grudges unda da name of "Skarsnik Fungusm"
Da very nature of Skarsnik iz mystery.
Could 'ee be playin' a deepa game den even Gork and Mork realizes?
Da answer iz yes, 'ee 'as transcended such boundaries as da written world, and 'as free will to do woteva 'ee seez fit.
'owever, Skarsnik iz filled wiff such cunnin', such morky craft dat 'ee does not even use deese powers.
Why, you might ask? You will neva know, for da mind of Skarsnik iz not one dat iz easily penetrated.
Skarsnik iz such a force of Mork in 'is realm dat nofink can truly touch 'im, da only fink keeping 'im bound to da page at all iz 'is will to exist wiffin da preordained boundaries of 'is world.
Skarsnik iz not only beyond da compre'enssiun of us, 'ee exists wiffin a plane of true gorkiness and morkiness.
Observe 'is playful smile, 'is gorgious and rippling Gobbla, 'is gallant nose, and most importantly, 'is eyes.
'is eyes, like pools of shinies, provide da only glimpse into da true maschinassiuns of Skarsnik. Do not stare into dem. Many good boyz 'ave gone dead in da attempt.
Skarsnik iz not just a character, a formless collectiun of words and images, 'ee 'imself iz da binding dat 'olds da Warhammer world togeva.
Wiffout Skarsnik, da entire War'ammer world, da entire Games Workshop as we knows it crumbles.
No Stunties or Ratboys would be stomped wiffout Skarsnik and Karak Eight-Peaks would become a desolate crater wiffout 'is iron fist.
Deese are just of a few of da reasons why I like Skarsnik so much.

>>158359345
>>158359378
WELL TONIGHT GOT INTERESTING.

Any good tips for starting with Sigvald or Slaanesh mods?

>>158355601
Roll it

>>158358838
>gaunt
>imperial guard
fuck no.

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>>158359637
sexy Slaanesh

>>158359637
Post the pic you fap to

AHHHHHHHH!
Karak Eight Peaks!

>>158355601
Just finished my Angrund campaign, already did empire. Gonna reroll if its dwarfs or empire.

>>158360726
>>158355601
Rerolling

>>158360754

enjoy your kemmler

>>158355601
Not fucking Chaos PLEASE.

>>158360783
fuck

I gotta do it.

Any tips?

>>158360806

unite sylvania, get Manny, forget kemmler.

>>158360794
>POO POO PEE PEE
Have fun with your shit and urine shaman

>>158355601
Gimme Skarsnik! or anything as long as it's not Kemmler

>>158355143
>tfw Gobbla's death in the End Times

I went expecting a bunch of dumb, typical Black Library shit. Caught me completely off-guard.

I just love how with skarsnik you start with totally shit gobbo's and by the late-game you are running super-operator gobbos with billion times folded stabby bitz.

>>158361217
Are....are they fun at least? I hate hordes.

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>>158361274
IT'S TIME TO GAY UP THE OLD WORLD and burn Bretonnia for their shit wine

>>158361381
beastieboys are hordes done right, you'll be fine

>>158359014
He had an accident during research. Might be gold under that mask or simply burned.

>>158361395
What kind of gay? Hot elven maidens making out with perfect blonde Bretonnian maidens, or smelly peasents men-at arms kissing?

>>158361381
As fun as Tanukhids from Attila Beastmen mechanics and Minotaurs are so damn op, nothing's more fun than massacring helpless cities and armies, vanishing afterwards and raiding/raping somewhere else. Beat my very first legendary campaign with them

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>>158361380
That still cost 40g upkeep. :D

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>>158361521
Since it's Slaanesh, I guess both?
Also hot elven maidens being forced to make out with disgusting and disease-ridden bretonnian peasant girls and young bretonnian boipussy getting torn apart by norscan tentacle-tripple-dick.
That's the power of Slaanesh!

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>>158361380
>>158361682
G
O
B A S E D
B
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S

>tfw dont know if I want to play Da Green prophet, basic Dwarfs or Skarsnik for the second time.
Ironhammer is to uncomfy for me tbqh

>>158362643

>not wanting to work your way to maximum comfy

>>158362643
>Skarsnik for the second time
He's always fun but if you haven't played
>Da Green prophet
yet, then go with Wurrzag. Spamming naked green savages is fun. FUN!

>basic Dwarfs
Unless you have Grombrindal, don't waste your time with stunties

so just how broken is grombindal? anyone post his stats/skill trees yet? the shop my dads done tabletop stuff at for like 20 years is close and i'm going tomorrow to get a key and want to know just how silly he is

>>158359014
he accidentally his face with magic.
its not a mask

>>158362969

He's pretty broken, 500 magical AP weapon damage from the get go, an event on a 25/15 turn cycle with only great upsides. And some unique talents that are really strong.

>>158363290
Is he added to our campaign for AI if we do not have the DLC?

>>158355196
What would a wood elf girl's soles taste like? Maybe hints of grass and leaves.

>>158355601
belegar save just broke right as it was getting good, so Im re-rolling if I get him.

>>158355601

>>158363783
Time for peepeepoopoo

>>158363868
Well the game shit all over me so its fair I suppose.

>>158355570
With coffee and chocolate, the blacker the better

>>158358869
You know what to do :^)

>>158355601
Let's see what I play tomorrow

Redpill me on horde factions.

I just started an Attila playthrough with the Vandals. Does everybody declare war on me if I camp in their territory? WRE doesn't seem to mind but Longobards and Alamans and every other barbar faction keeps declaring war on me.

Also settling-wise what am I looking for? Where do y'all migrate? Considering the Hun danger in the east I'm thinking WRE, maybe the parts that are now southern France so I have access to the sea. Any thoughts?

>>158364934
What would be a horde faction bluepill?

>>158355601
Rollin'

>>158364934
Iberia and northern Africa are comfy and the Huns will never reach you.
Also you don't have to care all too much if some shitty little barbar faction declares war on you, you're mobile and can just run away if they send an army that's too dangerous to engage

>>158365082

Someone who bought the chaos DLC after release and had to save face and defend it because they wasted money on it?

>>158365082
chaos campaign is fun, balanced, and worth the $$$

>>158357693
he becommes free 2017 calm your autism

>>158364934
>Does everybody declare war on me if I camp in their territory?
People will declare war on you, but camping on their lands is rarely the reason

>Settling-wise what am I looking for?
somewhere easy to defend, west europe so you don't have to deal with Huns and rich in resources, like Iberia or Britain (take secessionist lands if you don't want to mess with the WRE)

>>158365174
>>158365280
But it could be fun, balanced and worth the €€€ if they get their own patch, units for every god and actual campaign mechanics ;_;

>>158365641
>secessionist

What's that?

Before anybody gets mad I'll complete the tutorial when I get home later today because I realize my knowledge is... spotty.

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>>158365564

>2017 is 8 years away

>>158365082
Settling in a specific place and dying out for the sake of historical accuracy.

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

>>158366038
Roman rebels

>>158361312
That novel was actually suprisingly good and brought the Eight Peaks story to a good end. Always good when every player in the game to take something valuable loses in some way because they are all as bad as eachother.

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>tfw you manual fight because you just want to take as many of the barbarian scum down with you before civilizations light is extinguished
>tfw THE ENEMY ARE UTTERLY BEATEN

>>158357104
to deal with empire you basically have to expand as fast as possible to get your rank up to 4+. They sue for peace almost instantly

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The happiest moment in this Slayer's life

>>158365971
That's goanna be a whole Expansion Paque isn't it?

>>158358158
Athel Loren isn't the Drakwald son

>>158368612
according to datamined stuff, the second expansion is chaos gods only
no one knows if they'll actually keep to their schedule that far in the future

>>158368382
Did he take any down before he want down?

>>158368612
>Paque

Stop writing like a fague.

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Cathay when?

>>158369137

Even less likely than chaos dwarfs

>>158369192
So that means less likely than guaranteed?

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>>158355601
SUMMON

>>158359764
>>158359736

To be honest it was this one. It hits close to home on some things...

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>>158370256
KRELL

>>158361381
Far better than Chaos i think

Nippon fucking when

My biggest gripe with the whole game is that the the greatest of all the heroes, the Duke of Dementia, the Monarch of Mania, the Count of Confusion and the Prince of Perplexity MARIUS LEITDORF is consigned to being nothing more than a provincial nobody, without even some kind of unique 'madman' trait to add a bit of flavour to him.

Sad desu

>>158370518
fucking never

>>158369137
Don't think they're gonna be playable but I sure hope they're not an empire reskin :^)

where are we on the FreeLC timeline gents

whats due next

>>158370518
Nippon is boring as fuck, it's literally just Japan.

>>158370518

http://store.steampowered.com/app/201270/

>>158368612
Depending if the current DLC leak is right, could be two.

One with a large chunk of races and the other being all about Chaos.

>>158370518
>>158371352
Someone needs to take a shogun 2 faction and mod it in WH

>>158371262
So they can just port one faction from Shogun 2 over and charge $20

>>158372383
>>158371262

Presumably it's fantasy Japan, with its own flavors of magic and monsters. It'd take more than a simple port.

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>>158355570
I use coffee review to sample the best in geisha from around the world on a monthly basis. I only buy mediums (dark roasts are just lazy) with floral or chocolate notes. I preheat my water to just the right temperature, and I only grind 30 seconds or less before actual brewing. I use an SCAA Approved percolator to keep optimum temperatures throughout the brewing process, however my first grind I ALWAYS prefer French Press, 7 minutes steeped the second all boiling stops. My first few brews I drink black to understand the subtlety, at which point I admitted add some light cream, ESPECIALLY if there are cacao or caramel notes, as it brings the experience to a sublime comfiness.

>>158371262
>>158371827
>>158372383
>>158372616
Afaik they have tengu, oni and stuff like that. A bit like Kamigawa from MtG or simply Japan with all its mythology elements

>>158356151
Bioware/EA had the ingame dwarf in Dragon Age hawking wares, but Bethesda sold horse armor.

>>158356419
Bullshit except for sword of Islam

>>158356546
This is the real problem with Paradox. They nickle and dime for sub horse-armor tier art.

>>158356834
because paradox brands themself as a little guy that needs every dime to create a tiny sprite like model copied out of old military childrens books.

>>158372862

Thinking of the fandex. Canon information known is literally limited to 'They exist and have ninja'.

>>158373013
Oh, well that could be possible.

Nippon never I guess which should be obvious anyway

>>158372938
EA started the DLC exp packs with BF2

>>158373247
I used to buy those in the store so I guess that doesnt process for me.

>>158373326
Physical copies came out later, yes

>>158371046
Bretonnia/Beastmen FLC/Elf DLC with mini campaign in brettonia and athel loren

>>158361801
The power of slaanesh is growing two dicks and fucking both the elf maiden and the bretonnia boypussy at the same time while you use the peasant girl's blood as lube (no uggos allowed in Slaanesh's religion)

>>158361801
Why anyone would worship a Chaos deity other than Slaanesh is beyond me.

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>>158373518
>>158373613
truly the best god

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>>158373654
#itcouldbeworse

>>158372862
>>158373013
>Nippon fandex

I never liked those fandexes.

They're always way, way too bloated. Like, it wasn't enough for the Kislev faction to have Bears and Bear Cavalry, they also needed Armoured Bear Cavalry, Flying Bear Cavalry, Dancing Bear Cavalry, Bear wizards, Were-bears, Where-bears and Care Bears. The Nippon rulebook is 10% cool stuff and 90% Shugochi Nubunaga Geisha, Royal Lotus Flying Witches of the Cheong Chang Palace.

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Lore friendly? http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=784769270

>>158374090
mangler squigs and giant squigs are a thing, so yeah

>>158374090
Colossal Squigs are based

>>158374090
>190 movement speed
What the h*ck

>>158373613
You ever go to a movie and get like, the extra large drink? Drink it all in the first 10 minutes of the movie then discover the movie is over 2 hours long? And its so good you don't want to miss any of it so you sit there in terribly agony until the last second before you dash off to the pisser?

That feeling of relief is what it feels like when Nurgle loves you. Imagine being able to feel all your pains, aches, and wounds fade away. And all you can feel at all times is the warm embrace of blissful relaxation.

>>158374313
Gotta go fast

He even spins and all

Surtha Ek vs Morglum race pack when?

Which faction is the Milan of TWW

In term of backstabiness

>>158375690

Marienburg? Maybe Wissenland

>>158375690
Karak Norn, treacherous and stunted mountain dwellers

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>>158355601
please no 50% increased upkeep

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is pike and shot a viable tactic and if so what's the best way to achieve it?

>>158376009
W O R S T
O
R
S
T

>>158376048
>what's the best way to achieve it?
By waiting for the next historical TW which will be Pike&Shot

>>158375898
This, I'm glad the Crooked Moon is there to fuck their shit up now.

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>>158376272

>Pike and Shot Total War

Yeah, that sure... that sounds... great...

ZzzzZZZzzzzZZzzz

>>158376048
What's up with the red dot in the middle of the pic?

I like the picture, how do I remove red dot?

>>158376537
You see, the previous TW's were so boring that you've fallen asleep.
With Pike&Shot that's going to chance, it will be even better than Warhammer actually no, I don't think historical TW's can beat Warhammer, not even Shogun 2

>>158376678
>how do I remove red dot?
suicide is always an option

Is there any way of getting Grombrindal without going into the shop?

>>158376832
Wait until January.

Is is possible to rush K8P and cuck both the manlets and gobshits as WoC? I don't think I've ever done a WoC campaign where I just went for the midgets asap after killing off Kislev.

>>158376832
Wait until it becomes free for all.

Or order a mag to be shipped to you but that would cost more than the beastman DLC

>>158376832

You can order the magazine by mail

>>158375690
Karak Norn, but with Skarsnik and Wood Elves Soon, it's never been a better time to remove dwarf

>>158355601
anything but gelt, kemmler and memevald please

>>158378187

PEE

PEE

POO

POO

after you cut your teeth on dwarf troops

pretty funny to see human troops break in one charge with goblins
if empire didn't have flagellants all the human factions would be a joke

>>158354538
>Shogun 2 had 2 DLCs
what?how about all the clan packs? and the Blood pack? and the dragon war battle pack? and the Saints and Heroes Unit pack? and the FOTS blood pack? Also don't forget the four faction packs in FOTS.

Do Dwarf agents just not have the Block army action or is that just the ghost agents?

And if so what the fuck was CA thinking? Block army is the ONLY way to make the constant forced march chases that the AI loves so much manageable.

>>158378435
Bretonnian infantry are kitted out to punch above their weight against things like black orcs, minotaurs, and so on, but they are really inefficient against an enemy infantry that is cheap with a high model count and can beat them in attack stats. It's pretty bad.

>>158378689
Have you tried all the agent types? Because one of them has it, and you just have to pay attention.

>>158378689
Engineers have it.

>>158378789
true even when health bar depleted goblins are routing with like 40-50 models left

all of them with like 60+melee attack

>>158355601
This is gonna be one huge fucking chart when all 16 factions with their 4 LL's are in game.

We have both Wood Elves and Bretonnia along with a free Beastmen roster update coming up.

>>158355802
What policies?
>>158374090
>190 speed
>Giant squig

Holy shit. brb shitting my pants.

>>158355601
Roll

>>158355997

What actually happened:

People who were 14-17 years old when pre-order culture/DLC first really became a thing grew up, got jobs and realized that 10-20 bucks make literally no dent in your economy once you're an adult and that the time and energy they spent crying about Jewish video game publishers on the internet could be more productively spent elsewhere.

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>>158376537
>

pike and shot would be an amazing bloodbath of a TW game

>>158379297
compound that with the 'normies' in their peer groups who stuck to regular hobbies who now brag how they spent ONLY $6000 on their new ATV or $4000 on their new TV, or their GREAT deal on used sports equipment at $1250, and $6 every month for another DLC seems genuinely frugal.

The giant bird should be a playable LL for Chaos in the campaign

>>158379718
Not until expansion 3, when we get the blood thirster, great unclean one, and the keeper of secrets.

>>158379518
>$4000 on their new TV
What. No one would ever brag about how they ONLYBspent $4000 on a product that averages lower than $1000.

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>>158379517
Agreed. It's like WW1 combat of the early modern period.

It wouldn't be all pike and shot either, that would stick to western / central europe. I'm not sure if the ottomans or other eastern people ever really used pike squares so I feel like there would be enough uniqueness between factions, especially for a historical TW title.

>>158379297
>it's fine to get fucked in the ass, as long as it doesn't hurt me

DLC spreading has been the worst thing to happen to gaming, while CA have been pretty tame with it (besides the yearly blood scam, and since Warhammer, bundled campaigns) it's still a scummy practice

>>158379892
i shit you not, a friend of mine bragged how he got one of those shitty 70 inch curved screen tvs with 4 colours or some shit for 20% off on sale, and he paid over $4350.

He even had the fucking balls to tell me buying the grim and grave was too expensive. I've gotten more hours of entertainment with GG then he has with his tv so far.

>>158375690
Karak Norn, Marienburg, Vampire Counts

in that order

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>>158379951
>>158379517

I just want to play a game with these dudes.

>tfw you can finally recreate battle of vienna

I honestly hope they wait a while on a pike and shot game though. The current engine just wouldn't cut it. I would want at least 10,000 man battles without hiccups to better simulate army sizes of the time.

It would also be cool if they made pike squares have handgunners and halberdiers / doppensildiers mixed in instead of separate units.

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>>158372812
>>158364119
>>158357896
>>158357764
>>158355917
>>158355771
>>158355671
Weaklings, all of you.
The true veteran warrior and understander of strategy drinks only the tears of their crushed enemies.
Anything else makes you weak and a fool like the Romans.

>>158380260
>70 inch curved screen tv
that's your/his problem. I was thinking a normal flat screen TV no one of those curved TVs. Curved TVs usually go for way more than they're actually worth(plus the fact that it was 70inch probably brought up the price by a lot). Then again the same goes for all new technologies and things (GPU, CPU, cars, keyboards, chairs,,,etc).

Tilea has united against me with various Greenskins as Angrund in three different campaigns.

Tilea are cunts.

>>158380390
>I just want to play a game with these dudes.
Just wait for the Kislev DLC for WTT.

>>158380674
oh entirely.

My point though, is DLC is very high value in terms of entertainment per dollar spent when you compare it to normie hobbies.

>>158380918
CA will never deliver that DLC.

CA a shit.

Mods maybe, but unless that awful bear griffon thing is gone I'm not doing the kislev mod.

>>158381157
>implying CA won't put out any possible scrap of profitable DLC

The new Greenskin units make the actual battles on higher difficulties versus Dwarfs so much more bearable, it's a blessing.

>>158380390
Just play Empire and never upgrade you main building chain or get the 30 Years War mod for Med2

>>158381573
Or the English Civil War mod for Med 2

are beastmen fun to play?
are the dlc decent?
i havent really played after clocking like 250 hours after launch and i might give the game another go now that i could either play as naked green savages or goatmen

>>158381573
It's like you responded to my post without actually reading it.

Weird.

>>158381773
Its more of a novelty, people hate the minicampaign but I enjoyed it as a "kill all humans" thing. The ambushes and minotaur spam is certainly enjoyable.

>>158381573
Nobody wants to play a decade old game anymore m8

>>158381773
dorfs and gobbos > G&G > beasties

recent DLC is the best so far

beasties are an easier and debatably more fun chaos

>>158381773
Extremely, but the AI is god awful with them.
Each one adds to the game, so while each one is questionably worth it, all of them together really does start to add up to something great.
It makes me pretty confident that in a year or two when we have everything, this game is going to be incredible

Does anyone else just skip major battles that the autoresolve shows you as winning easily?

I realize that I should have played the epic belegar vs. skarsnik battles in the campaign (both when playing as crooked moon and when playing as clan angrund) but it just feels easier to win when you're favored to win

However I did play the second final battle as Skarsnik against Belegar, when his army was half-dead after I had autoresolve won the first battle. It turns out the red skills make goblins monsters.

The battles I really like to actually play are ones where I have artillery- I like Chaos because of this.

>>158381978
>>158381894
>>158381894
neat, gotta see about picking up the dlc in that case, got interested again cause of the latest one

>>158377157
Malagor is easily in position to fuck the dwarfs up

>>158377797
Given that Bretonnia will be released with Wood Elves and the fact that that means that four playable factions (six with Beastmen and Empire) will be crowded in close proximity and given the way wood elves are huge fickle dicks I'm certain that the Wood Elves will become the new "WHY DID YOU BURN MY CASTLE TO THE GROUND? WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THE BEASTMEMES TOGETHER YOU POINTY EARED ASSHOLES!" faction.

>>158379517
>pike & shot is amazing
Look at that guy in the front row, he's so bored he fell asleep.

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>>158382009
I try to play most big battles unless it's ludicrously in my favour or it's against mounted skirmisher spam.
Battles that are incredibly stacked against you in autoresolve can make for the most fun fights, and they're not always as impossible as they seem. Especially when you're playing Chaos and you have a super elite core compared to other armies.

>>158382271
>if I keep repeating this meme, it'll be true!

Accept you have shit taste

I'm kidding, enjoy what you enjoy but let us have this one

>>158382271
You have it wrong buddy, that guy is having the time of his life. he looks down to avoid being shot in the face. His comrades to his left however, are so bored they welcome the notion of having their faces blasted apart by reiters.

>>158382009
i mostly manualed as skarsnik because all of mine are almost always not in my favor because of the gobbos i think

>>158381773
the beastmen are very fun to play with
but the minicampaign is trash, and you have to pay for both

if you have the money, you might as well

>>158382009
Depends.

Like the other Anon said, 20v20 is pretty fun if the enemy doesnt have some meme composition like 5+ arties.
I 100% autoresolve battles that are:
20 vs evemy small garrison
20 vs fleeing half-dead army that I just beat
enemy20 vs my tiny garrison with no walls

Another thing I wanna add is I really started to like playing sieges lately, both offensive and defensive.

>>158379781
Expansion 2 you mean

Which is still 2 years away

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>its an enemy has 5 hellcannons/cygors/heavy artillery piece episode
>While it's also a you're playing dwarfs episode

No matter what i do I fucking hate artillery as dwarfs.

>>158383171
ah, right my bad.

>>158381773
Wait until the christmas sales, will probably be cheaper.

>>158355601
Let's see

>>158383251
gyrocopters son

>>158383431
>>158355601
kek I can't play someone who's not out and I just finished dwarfs.

>>158380156
When I was a kid they would make at most one expansion pack for the base game

Age of Empires II had Age of Conquerors for example

It's only as an adult, 15 years later, that I found that some enterprising fan partnered with whoever owns the license to AoE to release two new expansion packs- one of which is where the Alberto Barboso meme comes from.

The fact here is that DLC allows developers to release far more content than was affordable back in the 1990s. Additionally the game experience for TWW only gets better with each DLC released.

If you complain about DLC you're basically asking why we can't go back to the era where TWW would have been the base game plus an expansion a year later that added in wood elves, beastmen and made Chaos and Brets playable.

I don't want to live in that world.

>>158381773
As beastmen I find it annoying that I can just burn cities to the ground and the cowardly AI never rebuilds them.

Chaos is more of a challenge since every asshole wants a piece of you and you can't just hide and you aren't faced with blithering idiots who hide in their castles.

>>158383482
CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN

>>158355601
ROLLAN

>>158383590
I tried bumping up the AI recolonize rate. Made the Beastmeme campaign pretty funny, since the enemies would send out little stacks to settle anything nearby, even pushing their 20 stacks off on these resettlement quests. Bloody Loeun Le Lion snuck past me while I was sacking Parravon and resettled the entire Estalian peninsula in a few turns.

Good fun, but it does seem to cause some economic problems for the AI sadly.

>>158383794
shit the retarded goat

>>158383670
Alright. Time to fuck shit up as Kholek.

Never played Chaos before. Any tips?

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If Grombrindal can be a LL I see no reason why heroes like Valten or Markus Wulfheart can't be either. Markus Wulfhart especially considering the Empire has nothing but armored melee guys on horses as the majority of their boring lord roster.

>Kurt HelbozZzzzZzzzzZzzz

Wulfhart + Bowmen + Huntsmen would be good.

>>158384007
• Spec towards Lightning Strike on every Horde Lord, this will save your caboose when multistack drifters hunt you down
• Remove your Marauders structure and build a Warriors one instead
• Awaken enough tribes to unlock Sigvald, then get the h*ck out of Norsca
• To bring your second (and later third if you're keen) stack up to par, first siege a city with your main stack in the lead, let them sack, then let your secondary start siege and raze for growth
• Chosen are your trump card
• Don't be afraid to run like a scaredy cat
• Angry Birb spawns at about turn 100 - be worried
•

>>158384191
Man I would love to take down both Archaon and a Verminlord in single combat in the same battle with Valten. Fuck the End Times.

>>158384502
>• Angry Birb spawns at about turn 100 - be worried

I was split between two hordes in Bretonnia and three in the Badlands when he spawned. Birdman ended up u-turning and fighting Skaeling in Norsca, 10 turns later I get the notice that he's dead.

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>>158382307
Oh wow, look at you, you're so cool! you beat off three stacks of AI troops using an elite army. That's definitely a really difficult thing to achieve! You win a Banana Sticker!

>>158385043
wtf is a banana sticker

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>>158385130
>Not knowing about banana stickers.
I'm sorry you never had a childhood.

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>>158355196
Ayy m80. Wood Ayyelves soon indeed...

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>>158384191
>>158384829

Valten would be tricky, he has 3 different models. Two of which are "boring" guys on horses.

Champion of Sigmar (Young)
Exalted of Sigmar (Older)
Chosen of Sigmar (Oldest)

Oh yeah and Karl gives him Ghal Maraz which is sort of integral to how Karl Franz plays right now.

I don't see CA adding him any time soon though anyway. But really a young Valten as a recruitable legendary hero, dual wielding hammers and ass raping Chaos shit would own.

>>158385293
I don't see why they wouldn't add him in? They can just as easily forget about Ghal Moraz with him and go for dual hammers just fine. He'd literally be a Grombrindal for the Empire

CA are releasing dlc to fill un used parts of the map

guarantee you kislev will be released

>>158384919
He wasn't much of a threat for me either, I tricked him into fighting three empire stacks and then mopped up the survivors.

>>158385509
Why would they release Kislev when they could not spend any extra resources and just leave them as a boring empire copy/pasta faction instead?
People will buy the game and all the DLCs irregardless of what they do and they know it, they have no reason whatsoever to bother giving any life to the 'minor' human factions :P

>>158385829
Why would they release Clan Angrund when they could not spend any extra resources and just leave them as a boring dwarf copy/pasta faction instead?
People will buy the game and all the DLCs irregardless of what they do and they know it, they have no reason whatsoever to bother giving any life to the 'minor' dwarf factions :P

>>158385829
>>158385968
>:p

Please fucking leave any time

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>>158361380
Feels good, don't it?

>>158384191
Honestly I hope CA spread the same race LL's across the subfactions, or give us some kind of "Legendary Heroes" system.
Having a fuckton of LL's for the same faction will be pretty bloated.

>>158385968
Except the point here is that those human factions aren't hardly mentioned in the lore, but Clan Angrund is a significant part of Dwarf Lore...
But yknow, every design choice reaches the same amount of decisions and options, right?

>>158359378
I want the original picture.

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>choosing Gork rather than Mork

>>158386102
>Autoresolving Karak Eight Peaks
You 'aven't felt nuffin you zoggy git, Gork'd be ashamed a'ya and Mork'd smack you up good'un!

>>158386109
This

They need to continue with what they started with the king and the warlord

>>158361380
Their stats become incredible if you pick the right traits and build that unique chain eight peaks

Literally the best units

>>158386224
>kislev
>not mentioned in lore

What the fuck are you on?

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>dwarfs have literal gunships

So how are they losing any battles again

>>158386224
>kislev notmentioned in lore

what the fuck are you on about

>>158386634
What? That's an underground battle against Dawi that I fought, you git. I've fought every battle in the Skarsnik campaign so far.

>>158355601
Brollan

>>158386817

They're just that shit

>>158386796
>>158386796
hardly =/= never
Fucking samefag-chan

>>158386817
The Skyhammer is godlike in siege battles. It's super easy to get the enemy to clump up, and then the bombs murder everything.

>>158387187
I tried skyhammer for the first time yesterday. I just moved it across my frontline dropping all its bombs on clusters of enemies. It got 350 kills in like 30 seconds.

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So I just discovered that TW WH takes place in just a small part of what is the Warhammer world. What happens in the rest of the world? What creatures inhabit those lands? Will we get expansions/dlc's to eventually play on the whole world? Also, since I don't know anything about Warhammer lore what part of Warhammer history are we in? Like the middle ages right now? I know there are warhammer games set like in space and shit with spaceships is that happening parallel to TW WH?

new content when?

King and Warlord is realy great btw

>>158385256
My school had Merit Certificates and Participation Awards only.

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>>158386948
It's not samefagging m8 Kislev is a huge part of the warhammer lore, they're the first nation that Chaos always invades.

There was even a Kislev army book.

>>158386102
>not having your mouse hovered over the unit which got the most kills
wow is this your first time taking a screenshot?? ha just ribbing you good fun good fun

>>158387298
America/Canada is Dark elves lands, along notBrazil and its aztec lizardmen and donut island featuring high elves, those 3 will be the first expension. You can expect skaven from cla pestilens, Hungs chaos marauders, greenskins, vampires and beastmen too

North Africa is the Land of the Dead, with Tomb kings (mummies and shieet) and araby, which is 1001 nights arabians. South is just jungles with lizardmen

To the east, you have the dark lands, home of the hobgoblin khans, the Chaos dwarf fortresses and the Ogre Kingdoms. Then you have Ind, Kush, Cathay and Nippon. The last 4 are irrevelant and will not be in the game

North pole is home of the chaos daemons, south pole is just beastmen land

>>158387298
take every existing culture and apply it to that map but sometimes they're elves, sometimes they're undead and sometimes they're literally exact copies of medieval nations (e.g. china)

>>158387353
Expect the new content to tease Late November / Early December, release Mid December.

>>158385293
Why not let Karl wield Runefang and give Valten Ghal Maraz?

>>158387595
Nippon already confirmed to be in game

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>>158387618
>more than one month of waiting
>third time in a row

>>158387298
>I know there are warhammer games set like in space and shit with spaceships is that happening parallel to TW WH?

Well, Warhammer 40k and Fantasy used to be in the same universe (either the Fantasy world is a random remote planet in the 40k universe or the 40k universe is a tiny simulated pocket universe in some Empire Wizard's crystal ball) but eventually 40k became more of its own thing and both settings eventually separated.

>>158387732
Think about it this way, by the time DLC05 (Wood Elves, we're assuming) is released, it will have had 3 months of good work put into it by the main DLC team.

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>>158387298
Beastmen happen.
Seriously though, most of if not all of the "Americas" will be in the game at one point, and likely the north of "Africa" and some of central "Asia" as well, so you'll see for yourself.

>>158355601
Rolling, hope I don't get dlc I don't own lol

>>158387961
Their fightiness meter better be extra flashy

>>158388010
lol u just roled the weekest lord in the game :D
i can't remember a single Balthasar Gelt quote

>>158355601
Rollo

>>158388103
but what will their currency be?

>>158388103
>implying they're not going to have a grudge meter

Need r2tw mods senpai


are there any game of thrones mods?

>fantasy setting
>all of the shit is straight ripped from history

Nice 'fantasy' warhammer edgelord shitters

>>158388253
I'm hoping they have a mechanic that amps them up the longer enemy units are in the forest, and amps them down the longer their armies aren't in the forest.

Not attrition either. Just losing models sucks.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShqZwtE0_Xc

How accurate is this?

>>158388263
>game of drones
Why? Magical Ice Men vs Shit Medieval Men vs Dragums?

>>158388263
Pretty much all the total conversion mods that were for Rome 2 moved over to Attila because Attila is pretty much a better Rome 2 mechanically speaking.

There's a Game of Thrones mod
Medieval Kingdoms Mod
And a Rome 2 setting mod called Ancient Empires
All in production for Attila.

>>158388302
>history setting
>all of the shit is straight ripped from fantasy
Nice 'history' Attila edgelord shitters

>>158388408
TWENTY NINE minutes and fifty-five seconds
Do I LOOK like I have all day?

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>finally get walls on all of my Vault holdings so the Mutinous Gits fuck off
>Skarsnik down to just Karak Norn
>Karak Norn somehow has 3 stacks off of Grimhold and is sieging Karak Norn so I can't do anything
>fuck this, I'm going to 8 peaks
>get over to Badlands
>Dwarves, Dwarves everywhere
>SUDDENLY SKARSNIK OUTTA NOWHERE
>rapes Karak Norn and retakes that full province in 2 turns
>from his one stack he now has 4 in all of 3 turns and is marching on Izor while I'm getting ready to attack K8P
>which has a t4 garrison and 2 full parked stacks

What the fuck is this campaign

>>158388408
im not watching a 30 minute video just tell me what he lists and i'll say if its accurate or not.

>>158388302
>history setting
>coat of arms/flags show unicorns, dragons and other shits

nice "history", nerds

>>158388581
Dragons did exist

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>>158388481
Sarmatians were Mongols.

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>mfw Bretonnia freelc soon

>>158388624
until the Mongols killed them

>>158388520
>>158388551
You spend your time on /twg/ You're not using your time productively, fuck off and quit being a runty snotling.

>>158388757
Then don't promote your shitty video here milkandcookiesTW

>>158388551

1. Kholek
2. Gotrek
3. Grimgor
4. Kroq-Gar
5. Abhorash

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>>158388718
No, they all perished in the Finno-Korean Hyperwar unfortunately

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>>158388826
>promoting video
>Literally just asking whether or not it's accurate
>You have become the bait.

>>158388864
Kholek gets killed by Settra
Gotrek and Grimgor are probably legit.
Kroq and Abhorash aren't bad by any means but I have no idea how this list doesn't include Archaon or anything considering he's quite clearly nearly invincible.

>>158389058

There's a big chunk towards the end where they talk about Archaon

>>158388921
>WE WUZ SPACEFARING GIANTS N SHIEET

TODAY'S THE DAY RIGHT?!

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I really need some advice for Angrund guys. I usually play on normal, but all the hard/VH players on here convinced me to give it a shot. How on earth do I build my provinces as Angrund? I can't afford more than one army to stay back and protect, and public order causes rebellions all the time. By the time I am ready to go attack skarsnik, a rebellion or Mutinous Gits show up in my home province. By the time I beat them and rebuild my army, Skarsnik is fortified again. Its a back and forth that I cant seem to get out of. What buildings do you guys build in the home province to stabilize/protect it and still have army recruit buildings and income? I cant figure out a good balance.

>>158389603
Yes