/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

kill-on-sight list
>people who make kill-on-sight lists

Hahahaha wow none of you guys guessed me..

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Post nice rides

grand theft auto

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FUCK

About to get back home any tt sessions going on ?

Where do I buy the peyote?

>>158348127

first post best post

>>158349107
You'll have to find one on the street. I can drive mine to spawn more, if you're on PC. Just let me know your name.

I like to kill everybody on sight, unless they are passive.

>>158349184
That's lame, was one of my favorites back in iv

>>158349514
>not killing the passive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqusfWDkrGc

https://youtu.be/5EszZ4phNOU?t=33

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>>158349571
It never got the Benny's treatment, either. But maybe someday.

>>158349514
I keep my crosshairs and mini smg ready for if someone tries to fuck with me but I only kos when there's a bounty or the person is Russian

what are your favorite convertibles in the game

>>158350310

Peyote

>>158350620
there he goes again
he said the thing
he thinks he so FUCKING funny doesn't he

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>>158350310
>based benny

How do you use the biker club modshop?

>the lobby you are trying to join is friends only
>he is your friend

>>158351368

>had to do the bennys glitch to remove the windshield

Man I just did the body type glitch when it came out to do that.

I also have a merryweather mesa with civilian body, so it's just a lifted jeep now.

>>158351781
So a friend of your friend is hosting the lobby and you aren't on his list... C'mon now don't be dumb.

>>158351368
That's fucking ugly and not a convertible

How many people in session do you need to maximize tt income?

>>158350310
Carbonizzare. Looks cool, sounds cool, handles cool, and is a hard-top convertible. I just wish you could change the interior color. I'd prefer some shade of gray over tan.

>>158351961
Yea there's currently a working glitch that lets you put benny's rims on any stored car and remove body kit extras on random cars. It's possible due to cuckstar's "fix" of MC duping.

>>158351491
Yo you added me. Are you gonna host a lobby?

>>158352491
look up in the thread how to join the crew first my man

>>158352757
I'm already in the crew,
I'm .anal_seasoner

>>158352814
its not my session, but im joining one, try to join mine once i'm on

>PrIvate profile
That should be grounds for automatic denial for admission into gtag

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>niggers

>>158353292
don't worry anyone with a private profile during the purge gets kicked and we'll be purging fairly soon

I joined, pls add
.cashcow

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>>158353349
>That fucking ghetto ass crown vic

I hate niggers so much, at least he didn't add rims.

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Post'em.

I know it's not the best.

>>158348127
Higgus
higgus
-Higgus
-_higgus_-

>>158352953
it told me it's friends only, didn't let me on

>>158349107
You can get in on most darknet markets like Agora, but shipping is going to be pretty risky since it's a bulky plant. You're probably better off getting straight mescaline which will give you the same effects.

>>158353879
tfw live in san diego where i can legally buy 12 inches of san pedro cactus for 20 bucks as long as i say i wont eat it

>tfw Halloween car money is resting in the bottom of the Pier
I think it was best for me to just close GTAV and go to bed

If I download the TT hack while my game is loaded already will it still work?

>>158354671
yes

>>158354374
That was tragic shit

>>158353636

boring/generic

Why does windows say the hack contains a virus or malware guys halp

>>158353636
looks like all of blater's characters/10

Can someone post the link to the hack?

>>158355952
https://mad4hax0r.net/hax/DL/gtav2.01.3.bat

>>158355952
https://www.ubisoft.com/en-US/game/watch-dogs-2/

>>158355670
It only said that for the second out of three for me; no issue with it.
Everyone is using at their own risk anyway.

guys someone just Hacked my steam account wtf

>>158356440
shouldn't have blown up that kuruma dude wasn't foolin'

>>158356582
what was the dude's name??? earlier some dude was making me drop money

>>158356440

Why did you give away your password/make it easy to guess your password, fucking retard.

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>Start tt'ing for the third location for me (current version)
>mfw
It just gets faster every time. Will the next version throw my car into reality?

Getting hit on by some 16 year old kid in mission chat... Ew.

>>158357648
>he doesnt know that none of us are actually girls

>>158358026
I just didn't say anything. Like who actually thinks every female character in a game is played by a real female?

Are the new car or bikes out??

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Got bored after gtag went to sleep, so I tried breaking into the Altruist camp with the hud disabled. It's a bit terrifying to have to depend purely on sight and sound to see where your enemies are coming from instead of red icons on the map, plus no idea about health and good fucking luck getting away from cops. Fun pointless challenge anyways.

>>158360150
Sounds like a good time.

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>>158360150
60s-era spy DLC with heavy stealth heists and missions coming soon.

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>>158360604
>nolf
10/10 post

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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

>>158360930
i dont remember the last time i saw a lobby photo for a custom race

>>158357167
It's not all for the best; I found a random doing it in a public session in passive so I tried to park cars on them and it did nothing.

>>158358240
/gtag/

>>158361640
You guys must have a lot of sexually confused yacht parties then.

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>mfw
https://youtu.be/N0M-2qfEuWw?t=500

>>158362091
>Implying we're not all gay

Anyone have the screencap of all the shit that is coming?

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mayday mayday

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>>158364732
Fug :DDDDDD

>>158364732
Rockstar faggot got a raise.

>>158364732
I still have the 350 million made from dupes. Get fucked pcucks.

>>158364732
START BUYING CARS LADS
ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR CASH

>>158364476
yes

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>say calm down mate to a guy ranting
>get this

Hakouchu Drag, Re 7b, X80, Roosevelt Valor, T20, Furore GT, Zentorno Turisno and BAnshee are on sale lads

>>158365581
Well australia is the worst country in the world so i get what he's saying

>>158365581
He's not wrong. Fuck Australia.

>>158365593
What kind of poorfag even CARES about sales?
Are there really people so poor they wait for sales to buy cars?
:^)

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>>158353636
Military one looks good, the rest are pretty lame t b h.

>>158365593
>Cockstar puts the most expensive vehicles on sale right after posting about removing illegitimate cash and Cockstar FAGGOT claiming he was going to bring it up on a meeting
HOLY SHIT THEY KNOW

>>158365609
>>158365624
bloody hell

>>158365758
Wouldn't it make more sense to AVOID the most expensive cars since there's the old ADDER BONDS meme turning to X80 BONDS meme for cheaper since they buy during sale, get banned, then sell for near bought value instead of sell for half value.

>>158365747
how embarrassing

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>>158353636
Mods, please don't ban me for the MS Paint nipples. I can't even use it in game.

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Vortex handles exactly like the Akuma. Why the fuck is this thing so expensive? Also why is my account missing $25 million dollars. Did one run of the MC Club Dupe Glitch and sold 9 Sultans. By my calculations that's less than $10 mil.

>>158366546
Pervert!

>>158348012
Hello I'd like to join the gtag crew pc. Sc name : BeNicePls

closed crew TT session

SC: anon8792

>>158366752
sent you a request

>>158366752
HeRe I cUm#

>>158366686
N-no
>>158366747
Sent :^)

>>158366752
Are you gonna accept the friend request?

>>158366752
reported

>>158364476

Just the fucking Vortex. Fuck this stupid company.

>>158364476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWjLG7a1cKA
That's it.

>>158367264
>>158367305
I think he meant everything yet to come, like the Shotaro and the (You)ga.

How do i put the crew emblem on clothes at home?

>>158367379
You can't.

>>158365581
Gotta agree with this on the cyber stalker part
t.Aussie

>>158367363

Who the fuck cares? I'll never have the Franken Stange. Everything is ruined and Rockstar is going to pay for this. You know what's going to happen? They're going on the list.

>>158367108
I was afk, aIso I seem to have got dropped from the session

>>158367392
I have to go to the clothes store every time then? That's gay.

>>158367468
Why would they not release it on Helloween?
>>158367484
Yeah, it is.

>>158367506

How about why wouldn't they release it today? Why would I be at home on Halloween? Fuck that and fuck this game. Why can't I buy a Franken Stange tonight? I want to do it, but it's impossible. That's bullshit.

>>158366752
still open if anyone wants to join

>>158367564
Anon, it is only a game. You don't have to be mad. Let go.

>>158367564
>Why would I be at home on Halloween?
Get out you filthy lifer. Go talk with your "friends" and have "sex" with your "girlfriend" you homo.

Feforr, it is done.

>>158367606

I refuse. 100% refuse. Dan Houser is a fucked man.

>>158367765

I do whatever I want, you stupid idiot. I want to suck some tranny cock and drive a goddamn Franken Stange, but we can't all get what we want.

Fettuccine, it is done.

>>158367832
please donut mock me

>>158367821
>I do whatever I want
Then stay home and get your Motorcycle queer.

>>158368030

Hey it's not a fucking motorcycle, you cocksucking kike. I'm crying myself to sleep tonight because of this. Everything is ruined. You can kiss my ass.

Why is slipstream so fucking boring

>>158368114
>Implying anyone plays Adversary mode.
Get out Martin.

>>158366752
Session is still going

>>158368762
whats a tt session?

>>158368993
A closed crew, friend or sometimes invite session where people get in and use the Time Trial Hack

>>158369110

i unno what that is, can i come or do you need to know the specifics ?

>>158369110
Is the ammount of money relevant to how many people in session? Because console shows sums a lot bigger than in the game.

>>158369296
I think it's dependant on internet connection. Looks like the tps go faster than my end records, so I think the amount shown is more like a best case estimate

I'm considering making a new character since TT has jumped my from mid 300s to 500 and I just think about how most people consider anyone over high numbers like 400 a hacker

>>158369956

i wanna do the glitch or whatever, how do u do it?

>>158370049
install gentoo

>>158369956
Yeah, I've made a second character specifically for this.

>>158369956
yea i also made a second char, you can join anons session, he posted it earlier here and his SC to add him

>>158370276

what do you do? i just wanna be atleast level 100 so i can unlock most of the shit

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>tfw i've used to time trial cheat on my main so much that i'm now a ridiculously high level but it's okay because i have shitter cosplay in-game

>>158370495
Holocxaut? or Jorne?

>>158365593
>already own 5 of those

>>158370578
i post in the thread
it's me jorne

>Got to 75 lvl
>Got high-end apartments and cheapest office.
What else there to buy? I thought that there will be some new interesting missions as CEO, but no.
Just hoarding money for super cars? Is MC similar to CEO in terms of missions?

Is it gay to like trannies?

>>158370946
yes you faggot

>>158370985

Hell, I'd argue it's not totally gay. Give me some ladyboys w/ daddy issues. It's cool and heterosexual.

>>158370946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMoEs7eQeZE

This guy talks about it for a while. Men like female bodies and male genitals, women like fucking everything which is why they don't know what they like.

>>158371062
Fuck yes, love me some traps and fembois. Don't care if it's gay.

>>158370946

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB6tqxqwSfU

Just found out you can basically stay in free roam forever if you watch TV in your apartment or safehouse, pretty good for your businesses.

>>158370946
Shemale on female porn is less gayer than straight porn. Because man is 100% male and shemale is only 50% male, so when you watch straight porn you see 50% female and 50% male, but when you watch shemale on female porn it's 75% female and 25% male. Checkmate

>>158370946
Depends, are you gay?

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>>158364732
I get to keep all of my TT money and all of my TT cars/planes/luxury shit, while sonyggers lose all their Sultan duping money

Hearty kek

>>158364732
CONSOLEFAGS BTFO
PC MASTER HACK RACE
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

I really don't know where else to go for this, so sorry if there's no one here to help me.

I'm trying to start streaming GTA V on Twitch. Just trying to have some fun, honestly.

What would be the recommended specs for this? I'm thinking I should pick up an i76700k at least, but will my GTX 1060 be enough as far as GPUs go, or will I need a 1070?

>>158371879
check out what sort of hardware other smaller streamers have and keep in mind the resolution limit on twitch

>>158371298
Good luck having them raided you dip :^)

>gave in and spent halloween money on an RE-7B

GG R*, you got me. I could have saved a lot if I had bougght all the vehicles from the last 2 weeks right now. Why would anyone get a Tursim owhen you could get the T20 though?

Can cars like the RE7B be sold when fully upgraded? I want some way to save my TT money.

>>158372553
Nope, the second you change anything it becomes unsellable :^)

Is Skeletal bike out yet? Rockstar FAGGOT said its today

>>158353636
paul walker/10

>>158372672
They're being cunts about it.

>>158372430
>missing out on the glitched fun top speed

>it's bread instead of thread
Haha! Epic!

>>158371879
Nah, man.

I stream GTAO with a 1060 and an i5 3570k. You have nothing to worry about if your PC is up to date beyond that.

>>158372996
Maybe flibnigger is subconsciously thinking about basic food that he can't afford due to being a poor NEET who plays GTA all day?

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>Gauntletcucks will never get a spoiler

Vortex or Defiler?

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>>158373494
Vortex. Clearly.

>>158373882
BIG

Any way to wear a shemagh with bandana and those sick biker goggles?

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>http://www.kotaku.co.uk/2016/10/25/rockstar-is-draining-in-game-cash-from-the-accounts-gta-onlines-cheats

>>158374475
again with this shit? it only applied to sonyfags so far. nobody here has lost any money.

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>>158374475
It's Because of all the fucking money drops on the consoles, you got people running around with hundreds of billions in their bank accounts
also
>kotaku

>>158374571
I lost my banked cash. all of it. on pc.

Which is fine because i had very little cash left anyway after buying what i wanted..

>>158375035
I haven't lost a dime on PC

>>158375035
Haven't lost anything. What did you do? TT? Menus? Sultan duping? PacStan?

>>158369956
If you had been smart you would have stopped representing your crew and used a secondary character

>>158352076
how exactly do I do that?

>>158375395
I can explain it to you, if you want. Post SC.

>>158375438
sorry man, I thought there's a pasta about it or something. I'm still at work for a good while but thanks for the offer.

>>158369956
People will just assume you spend way too much time when they see the hyphens on your username.

>>158374571
ps4. I still have all my glitch money.

>>158366546
That goggles / mask / shemagh combo is pretty neat. How'd you do it?

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yikes

>>158375776
no fun allowed faggots

>>158375773
I used Authority, a menu.
>>158375705
I'll type it out, since others will want to know.

>>158375776
Rockstar FAGGOT, you've gone too far!

>>158375773
yeah, how'd you do the leather jacket + scarf thing?

>>158375776
So now every ban = total wipe of everything you have?

>>158375776
They can't possibly expect people to be okay with starting from zero. This will kill the game.

>>158375962
You won't be starting from zero if you buy some shark cards goy.

>>158375776
>>158375924
Rockstar FAGGOT actually turned out to be huge FAGGOT

>>158375889
fug

>get invite to one of those $10000000 1000000 RP things
>host is constantly spamming mic so the icon for that hides the fact that his rank is 794

oh boy

>>158375776
>may lose my character from 2013

Are you fucking kidding me?

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where´s your vortex?

>>158375776
They just don't even care anymore. The game must really be near it's end.

ROCKSTAR FAGGOT WE'RE NOT BUYING YOUR SHITTY FUCKING CARDS YOU STUPID JEW FUCKS.

skelly bike when

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If >>158375889 just got his money deleted for using authority, then the same will probably apply to TT lobbiers.

>>158376359
He didn't get his money deleted. He was asked "How did you do that outfit". Do you even read the posts you're trying to make fun of you idiot?

>>158376187
they announced rdr2, probably one more major update for GTAO and they'll pull the plug. Either by completely offing the game or just abandoning it completely, handing it over to the community without enforcing anything anymore including hacks. And of course they'll keep them shark cards up just in case.
>>158375889
Thanks man, I appreciate it!

>>158376187
That's one way to force people to move on to RDRO.

Or just ignore every Rockstar product from then on.

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>>158375776
>Helluva thing, banning a man's account

Well I take solace in the closure that when that hammer falls I won't have any urge to come back. I wonder how long it'll be before that gets abused to high heaven.

>>158376514
Why are you so certain that you'll get banned?

>>158376432
Quoted the wrong post. What makes you think I was poking fun at anyone, you assraging retard?

>>158376618
Your epic smug image you assfaggot.

>>158376570
I'm old hackerbux from the dedgen days and have used most dupe methods since. Given how ruthless they get when shartcard sales are threatened, I wouldn't be surprised if they finally get around to me.

>>158376509
pretty much the later. It was one hell of a ride that started at my childhood and ended landing in a steaming pool of liquid shit.

>>158376570
He isn't, he's just saying he knows he won't care enough to play at all, none the less enough to get back what he lost. Rockstar really thinks this will get people to go the straight and narrow and pay for shark cards rather than get them to move onto other games that do what they played GTA for. I'd probably just move on to racing games since if I'm not driving for gtag orgs and biker gangs I just hop into stunt races

>>158375937
Most of my outfits were made with a menu.

>>158376359
I didn't lose any money or progress. I only used it for outfits.

>>158375705
>have an MC Clubhouse with a shop in it and a six car garage
>fill the six car with vehicles you want to fuck with
>if you want to remove Extras from vehicles, get a Dukes, or another car with no Extras on it
>if you want Benny rims, get a Benny car in the six car garage
>have a Faggio in slot one of the MC Clubhouse, you will use this up when you mess with a car, so make sure it is not modded or anything

You need a helper

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>>158376514
when i get banned i'll have reason to mod the shit out of SP, get bored and go play forza or some shit like that.
heres to hoping it happens, release me from this hell.

>>158376823
Now, to mess with a car:
>drive a motorcycle into the full six car garage, swap the vehicle you want to mess with, and the car you will be using to mess that other car up as well
>I mean, if you want to paint an unpaintable car, get that car in, as well as another car that you can paint.
>put the vehicle you will be using as the template in slot ten, make sure there is room at the passenger seat
>have your friend near driver door, get in on passenger side, have your friend enter just after you and have him stay in the car
>now, get on Faggio, and then press E then F to get off really quick. If it works, you should be off the bike instead of in the shop. If you are in the shop, try again until you get it
>if that worked, and you are off the Faggio, go to the blue car swap circle, and swap the car that your friend is in onto the car you want to change. It should appear as though both cars are the imprint car that your friend is in
>now, go to the order screen on SSASA to get a new Faggio
>ON THE DELIVERY SELECTION, you will be able to walk around. Use this to get onto the Faggio in slot one. THEN, after you are on it and have been on for a few moments, select the MC Clubhouse as the Delivery destination, and replace the Faggio that you are on with a new one. You will float into the mod shop and then appear inside it.
>hijack your friend from the car, and then you will float into the shop again. Change the plate, then change the rims, paint, whatever you want, then exit out
>log out and log back in to see if the changes took hold on the imprinted car

If I lose my character that was made in the beginning, then that's it, I'm done. I won't fucking play this fucking game again.

To be honest I probably won't get RDR2 either. I won't contribute to a company with such shitty fucking ethics.

This game changed Rockstar as a whole. They got their billion dollar fucking sale on release as well as every other copy sold. But no, that wasn't enough, they wanted more and more with the shark cards. At first they didn't care about the duping...and now, because we're cutting into their sales of cards they're gonna fucking ban us?

Fuck you, you Jew fucks.

ps4 here. Still sitting on my 70 mil, all glitch money. There have been "reports" of glitch money users getting their money taken but, I'm starting to doubt it at this point.

>>158375776
Ding Dong Bannu
Ding Dong PermaBannu
I blame you faggots going nuts with Time Trial exploits recently.

>>158377073
Oh please, TT is small time compared to what went (and still) goes down on deadgen.

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>>158377073
>mfw he never perfected it a week prior, and only now when rockstar notices
its fine, i still have 15 mil

I never cared about modding before, but if they remove my legit progress, I won't care about playing legit anymore. Rather just fuck around with menus and spawn everything I need if they reset my characters and inventory.

>>158377143
I dont even think this new anti cheat applies to dedgen. At this point, that's a lost cause to cockstar. To think at one time they went on record stating there wouldnt be a next gen OR PC release.

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>>158377256
this is the exact reason i´ve been doing tt aII this time, i´m stiII behind on most Iegit progress i had

I love how this still broken shit in this fucking game from launch, October 2013 that they haven't fixed yet. But they can patch a fucking dupe glitch in less than a day/week? Shows where Rockstars priorities are.

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>>158377143
Dedgen got wrapped up a couple months ago when they started filtering transfers, see "Your rare now"
>>158377159
Didn't need to, I did CE Criminal Records a while back.

i just got kicked by a rival MC cos i was sitting on my yacht.

>>158377673
Maybe you shouldn't act like such a yuppie then.

Any idea how to fix social club that keeps on loading forever?

>>158377796
get a console you pleb

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>>158376642
>being this assblasted over an image that isn't even that smug.

>>158376823

you're next anyway, ara

>>158377913
It's Flib, not Ara. I'm leaving, anyway.

>>158377973
don't Ieave us Iike bIate and nessi did

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>tt sirius v9
>darude sandstorm
This shit might give me seizures

>>158376963
>because we're cutting into their sales of cards
This is what's wrong with R* and anti-piracy in general

If they actually think I would have bought several hundreds of dollars worth of shark cards if I didn't have these glitches they're dead wrong

Can I session scum business deliveries like I can with crates or does all my product vaporize? That is to say, finding a new session if the delivery method isn't something I want to deal with so I can restart the delivery.

>>158378047
I have to. I signed my life away.

>>158378457
You lose a little bit of product if you leave. About a quarter of one bar so yes, you can scum.

>>158378629
For how long?

>>158378720
Well that needn't be so bad, cheers.

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End of the line for me. It was a good run while it lasted.

I'm gonna sell off my two garages full of RE7Bs and play until that money is gone. What I'm not going to do is turn into a grind monkey because of this.

>>158378313
The thing is we're not even glitching for the sake of glitching. It's literally because payouts are shit. For everything. Missions, heists, game modes, VIP/CEO/MC.

If everything payed out fairly for time put in, I guarantee I wouldn't glitch. There'd be no point. I would enjoy missions a lot more. I mean I actually. WANT to enjoy missions.

But then again, if everything payed out fairly in this game, well people wouldn't be buying Shark Cards now would they?

>>158378967
The time's come, get your body bonds ready people

>>158378763
8 years.

>>158379002
>rob random jewel store in SP
>over 5 million dollaridoos
>rob a bank in MP
>$1mil
>upgrade vehicle fully in SP
>pocket money
>upgrade vehicle fully in MP
>~500k
No goyim, it's not to sell shark cards

>>158379076
what's the best car i can use anon?

>>158379239
This
Turbo upgrade Costs around 9k in sp
It's ridiculous how much we get charged, also the fact that you can mix and match anything you had already bought in sp for free as long as you bought it previously for that car

>>158379239
>>158379424
what happens when you destroy a car you bought in sp?
genuine question, is there an insurance system or are you just fucked
because that would explain

>>158379424
>buy attachment for bike
>switch to another one
>mechanic throws the old in in the bin and charges me 20k if I want to try it out again

>car comes with a livery
>have to pay 11k to scrape it off

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Beware, this thing is also active on PC. However, I did not get my money drained like >>158378967. Get bounds ASAP.

>>158379550
should i mod my r7s? or buy as many vanilla ones as i can? I heard something about paint jobs/rims but i didn't pay attention

>>158379550
ROCKSTAR CAN'T INTIMIDATE ME
I-I hope I'm okay..

>>158379480
It's gone.
The only way to get a customized car back in singleplayer is to abandon it and have a 50/50 chance of it being thrown to the police impound a bridge over from Lester's factory.

I just want enough for the fucking tron bike when it comes out

>>158379424
This has been one of my biggest gripes with the game. Look, I understand if maybe I sell the vehicle, the parts go with it. But if pay 50k for some chrome wheels and then come back later to buy some different ones you'd better believe those old fuckin' wheels are coming with me when I leave the shop.

>>158379480
>>158379682
Also obligatory
PLAY THE FUCKING SINGLEPLAYER BEFORE YOU PLAY THE ONLINE

Hakuchou Drag is on sale

>>158379550
Am I good if I didn't have my funds adjusted yet or is this ongoing? I don't want to get bonds for no reason.

>>158379550
What have you been doing? How much have you made?

>>158379847
Just logged again, it's gone. Managed to store about 60m. If you're in the game, buy bonds. Do not switch characters or anything like that.

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>>158379989
thanks for the advice anon

>>158379989
what are bonds? expensive cars and stuff that you can sell later?

>>158379989
best bond to buy? vanilla or modded out?
also same question as >>158379981

Would it be a stretch to say that Rockstar doesn't add vehicles to SP anymore so we can't test them out before buying on MP in case we realize how shit a car/bike is?

Because if every normie tested it in single player and decided he didn't like it, well he wouldn't buy a Shark Card would he?

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>No Halloween update today
>Instead I get all my money taken away

Rockstar are a bunch of fucking faggots. At least I was smart enough to exploit money on an alt, I think I still have a legit 3 million on my original account, unless Rockstar took that away too because reasons.

>>158379981
Nothing, I transferred a few hundred millions from deadgen a few weeks before they cracked down on modded accounts.

>>158380095
Go all out, they're gonna leave you with just 20k on bank.

>>158380095
modded out most expensive car
think its the x80 or the re7b
increases seII vaIue

>>158380095
vanilla - x80
modded - sultan rs

I can already see next thread now.
> /gtag/ Muh Money Edition
or more likely
> /gtag/ Fucking Rockstar Edition

>>158380202
Anyone know how much a mod did out x80 and rs sells for?

Is TT affected by this? Can anyone confirm that they've done ONLY TT and lost their money?

>>158380365
RS gives out about 700k fully modded.

>>158379550
I just bought 30 mil in cars and apartments, hopefully this will throw cockstar off.

>>158380381
Getting detected by TT was a given from the start, you better stock up.

>>158380381
honestly doubt it, most of these numbers in thread are so high that you can bet they were doing dedgen shenanigans etc

>>158380381
My money was corrected by Rockstar and I only did the dedgen transfer exploit. I was peachy until today. They're probably going through a list of all players from most money to least and if you got hundreds of millions when only doing less than a thousand jobs & no history of shark card buying then you're marked or going to be.

X80 is on sale, what's the best bond method?

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>people mocked you when you spent your hacker bux on garages filled with armoured kurumas then sold them and a loss for legit monies

haha they havent taken shit from me, still 23M

>>158378967
Dawkestone?

>>158380891
Shut it fedora fag

>>158380891
Don't speak too soon, the purge ain't over yet boy

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>hacker shits finally getting what they deserve

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>mfw racing the clock to buy bonds

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Cousins, is this the end of the beeg American TT's?

consolefag here, are they gonna take my dupe money??

>>158381151
Looks like they are hitting modded accounts that used the dedgen transfer exploit and menu and money drop users
t.TT user since v2

anyone who got given hackerbux been hit?

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Newswire for BonerBike is out.
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/52679/gta-online-halloween-specials-anniversary-bonuses-new

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>mfw bought 11 2.5 mil mil cars
>they only sell for 1.7 each

Well at least it isn't a total loss

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>>158381934
Oh hey look a sale on one vehicle from every update for the last 3 years.

>>158381934
$250k, cool

>>158381934
>Friday.

Really? We gotta wait till exactly Halloween?

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>>158382071
>>158381934
Forgot the part you fags care about.
>To commemorate three years of GTA Online, we're awarding anyone that logs in on PlayStation 4, Xbox One or PC from today through end of day Monday October 31st with a special GTA$250,000 gift, which will be deposited into your Maze Bank account by November 4th.

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>>158381934
>Rockstar could've done the purge earlier but they specifically waited to do it today mere hours before releasing the new content so the people affected couldn't afford it and wouldn't have time to grind so they have to buy shark cards just to add insult to injury

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>>158381056
They took my unspent money. All 700k of it. And the only think i have to show for it are 20 million in car bonds.

>>158382203
Wow!
250k!
Enough to buy a few of the bikers clothes!

>>158382071
how does rockstar get their game to look so good

is the vortex any good?

>skull bike doesn't come out until friday
why did rockstar faggot lie to us

You took my ride motherfucker! You'll be on a slab soon.

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>>158382154
Well the vortex is out today.

>>158382360
hacking

>>158382529
sounds about right

>>158382476
Because he probably wasn't a cockstar employee and simply got all his info off dataminers on twitter.

>>158382071
>own 10 of those already

>aquarius yacht on sale
>not the superior pisces
lmao

>>158382526
>Attempt to recreate advert
>Can't do it because rockstar used hax texturing powers to color the seat.

Wat a pack of dicks.

>>158382526
Looks like fucking shit, when people asked for a cafe racer they didn't mean a riced out hairdryer.

>>158382360
Rockstar Editor
Seriously

>>158382071
>it's all a ruse to get people to waste 7 mil on a useless gold jet or a yacht instead of something actually fun

Can you afford not to save 3 mil, goy?

I wonder how dead this game & general is going to be after the purge.

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FYI they are draining PC accounts also, just got a heads up from a friend.

>>158383136
Looks like the purge has already happened. If you didn't get your money wiped yet, chances are you won't anymore. The only people reporting it from now on just logged on later.

>>158382526
Man, this picture really highlights how stupid bikes look stationary without a stand of some sort.

>>158383187
>stopped spawning money in 2015
>only did TT last week
>never had more than few millions in my account, always spent it

I should be good.

>>158379682
This is why I never bothered using anything but the characters default vehicles.

>drive to mission
>mission ends on the other side of the map and your car is gone

Anyone else on PS4 been done in yet?

Went from legit 9.5 million to 25 after excessive dupes and spending it on everything i want.

Am I safe?

>>158383586
Dupe glitching is safe. Im still sitting at 68 mil.

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>>158378967
This is probably the best thread weve had in all gtag history

I'm euphoric

Are the lurcher and the franken stange available to be bought yet?

>>158383927
Today i'm actually agreeing with you qt

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was anything released today?

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>mfw standing in a job room for +10 minutes and nobody joins

Fuck this game

>>158383969
Possibly friday.

>>158384042
Vortex. Doesnt feel too fast.

>>158383969
They're making us wait until Friday because Rockstar are a bunch of fucking assholes.

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Just spent all my ill-gotten gains, thanks for all the head ups. Won't do it again rockstar, pinky promise.

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>>158383927
>mfw everyone is scrambling to lock in their vehicle bonds

>>158384240
>Buying the RE-7B on sale as bonds
Oh shit nigger what are you doing

>>158384240
amyschumer lookin ho miss me with that ugly shit

>>158384240
>not buying the Tyrus

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>>158384335
It's on sale. Buy for 1.7 sell for 1. I don't give that much of a fuck and neither should you.

>>158384240
if you weren't hit yet, you're not going to be hit. why would rockstar ban some people first instead of everyone at once?

>>158353652
Not_Higgus

To the people who have been drained, how much had you made and how much were you sitting on?

>>158384852
Exploited a billion, made at least a million legitimately through races over the weeks. It's all gone, everything.

>>158384823
not_higgus is literally not higgus
so he is cool... and nice

t. totally not higgus

>all these tears
lmao

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>all of my accounts still have their money except -Blater-

>>158384792
People were saying they were drained hours after the first reports. Either way, i'm not sitting in my ass and praying. I decided to save 12 million instead of gambling 30.

>>158384761
i never had money to start with sucker

>>158385105
>People were saying they were drained hours after the first reports
And when did they log in, you think? Immediately when the news hit or hours after the first reports?
No risk, no fun :^)

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>>158385231
>Didn't abuse TT

>>158384496
Yeah no, the selling value is affected by sales.

>>158385271
>>158379847
>>158379989

tfw tt is most likely not detected, as it is technically a legit transaction

>>158385375
>>158385396

>>158384823
Not_higgus is not higgus. It is literally right there.

>>158384997
this guy cannot be not_higgus because I am.

can't wait for a year to be up so i can change my name to not_blater

>buy RE-7B
>paint it Cream because I think it goes well with the stock rims and yellwo tire lettering
>vents in front of exhaust can't be recolored
>secondary color is for some reinforcements bar at the back that you barely see

why

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im so sorry tyrus

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>>158385396
Yup, I STILL have the 7 mil I didn't blow on useless shit out of the 40 mil I made with TT
Top kek C*

To anyone who cares, the Vortex is slightly better than the Defiler but, not better than the drag. So, if you buy it, you buy it for looks. Certainly not that hair dryer of an engine.

>>158385519
Gold paint does not increase the sell value. You despoiled it for nothing

>>158385396
All it takes is checking up TT times. They'll come for you eventually, but if you haven't invested your money by now you deserve to lose it anyway.

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>>158385625
it´s lit tho

>>158385704
welI fuck

>>158385585
still converting everything to assetts tho, but hacking really does add to the whole crime sim thing. i mean, the games theme is literally theft, as in, out of all the GTA games, this one has the focus on stealing shit. We're just robbing the federal reserve desu

>>158385731
well -*******- was on like, all fucking night last night, and they didn't get the hammer. I think now's the time to buy our yachts and dumb shit that we will never care to afford from ceo grinding

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IS PS4 SAFE?

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>tfw my hacked account had a QT character
>Having to go back to my legitimate account with a butterface

PLASTIC SURGERY UPDATE FUCKING WHEN