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1st for

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B*NK

>>158334331
>ifunny

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#158334894

>>158335156
Trust me, you are not

>>158335182
What am I looking at?

>>158335321
the engier classs from the videgme tea fort two

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Post Winners

>>158335461
Dont you mean tea eff two?

>>158335608
You first

>>158335608
disgusting
kill urself anytime

>>158335651
yooyu

So do Marasmissions even drop? Haven't had one all event.

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>>158336156
I also have not received any
Save me

>>158336292
I assumed they were fixed for good, so I sold my case as soon as I got it for like a dollar. Now they are up to four bucks a piece.
I can't complain though it's free money.

>>158336156
>>158336292
I started with two and finished them

>>158336472
The worst part is it's working for some people but for many it still isn't
No indication why or how
I'd like to think it has something to do with my custom hud but i'm probably just unlucky on all fronts

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>>158336156
>>158336292
I honestly am starting to get extremely frustrated seeing everyone else getting missions and crates and STILL not have even got a notification for one.
I guarantee you that the tf2 will do absolutely nothing in response

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>>158336612
I started with 0 and am still at 0

>>158336737
>the tf2 will do absolutely nothing

of course it wont silly

games arent self conscious

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>>158336737
>>158336778

>>158336972
i was in a moment of rage and forgot 'team' after that
i just want my shitty spook items and to unbox a few without paying out the ass

>two aimbots in one day
Welp, that was unexpected.

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THE scout?!

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just noticed this on an uberchain video
is this magazine in the game files or made up?

>>158335321
the final stage of of human evolution

>>158337397
>shit
no way this is valve make

>>158337595
the tf2 mercs swear in game

>>158337397
>josh wilkinson
>sideshow
definatelly made by uberchain

>>158337397
did you just fly in from stupid town

>>158337663
they even say "puta" if you have them in spanish, wich is a pretty strong swear word desu !

>>158337783
they even say "pottis" if you have them in english, which is a pretty strong word desu !

>>158337932
http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Smoke_of_Deceit
now stick to TF2 talk form now on.

>>158337932
you bought what now?

>>158337932
what the hell people still confuses threads? Use it for ganks, avoid enemy wards (you pass enemy sentries to undetected), it gives you a speed boost and only heros can reveal smoked heros.

buy me now

>>158338305
how much?

>>158338541
im not sure

26$

>>158338642
for a night?
any other charges?

>>158338642
you are not me

>>158338724
she is not me

>>158338724
$10,000 for cuddles

>>158338724
yes

>>158338772
you are not me

>>158338724
um

>>158339028
you are not me

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Post screenshots other people have taken of you

Also rate my scoot

>>158339028
>>158339103
Neither of you are me
>>158339193
-12/10 too expensive

>tfw no one has ever taken a screen shot of you

>>158339193
how do you check that
also nice hatte (you)

>>158339276
But how is it too expensive when I only payed 2.49 for the hat

>>158339380
It'll show in your activity feed, presuming you haven't fudged up your settings.

>>158339380
It shows up on your activity feed

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>>158339529
>>158339687
oh cool

*shows up in your activity feed*

hello

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>>158339193

>>158339193
hat and shirt don't thematically match, try again

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>>158339796
Oh hey mr. cute suit pyro
>CAPTCHA

>>158339980
What if I replaced it with a triad trinket

>>158340052
>windows 10
I also get calle in the captcha every time

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calle means street in spanish i think

>>158340335
I didn't even willingly get win 10, I sent in my computer for repairs and I got it back with in 10

>>158340445
Then why didnt you send it back complaining that they fucked up your OS?

>>158340526
Because I'm a beta faggot

>>158340605
id?

>accidentally make an untradeable Summer Shades strangifier months ago
>decide to buy some summer shades because I might as well use it
>use it
>strange shades are tradable

Oh...

>>158340783
/popnfreshashit

>>158340405
ive been getting it a lot and was starting to worry

>>158340114
You know your hat is a news reporter hat, right? The Trinket doesn't fucking match at all.

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>>158334894

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>>158337383

why

>>158341338
>You don't want to see grill scunt pron

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>>158339193

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>>158340114
>>158341257

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>Play as scunt for halloween casual
>Once i start doing good other people play scout
>We end up losing because of other peoples insecurities
If someone is doing good as scout don't try to one up them. Same goes for every class

>>158341257
I'm well aware it's a damn news hat, but Scout has no cosmetics that make him look professional. The Trinket is at least a good-looking shirt.

>>158341708
>>158341868
lol

>>158340956
What did you expect

haha yes expensive cosmetics but none match!


quality my niggas!

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>>158341541
>Wanting to see badly drawn male to female transformation fetish art

>>158341928
The glasses to be untradable
When you use an untradable nametag it makes the item untradeable

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We are now in rule posting mode. From this post on, you must post information that can be remembered and repeated by other people. This mandatory change will foster intelligent and usable thought that can be repeated by others seeking guidance.

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>>158341953

>>158341926
The Fast Learner doesn't look professional at all. It looks like some loser reporting for his college paper and trying to be clever about it.

Heavys most consistent weapon is his fists and you should use those at all times. The GRU is even more consistent so use those too

Merasmissions working never

>>158342009
Which everyone knows? I thought since the way you worded it you didn't know that would happen.

>>158342147
And the prof speks don't do that as well?

shit fits

>>158342216
I guess, but I really don't wanna wear a fast learner because of all the stereotypes and shit

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no shit

also to remain on-topic what is the best medic hat

>>158342382
how about the cardigan?

>>158342572
>Gentlemans Gatsby

any youtube channels of girls that do tf2 unboxings

>>158342640
Actually, I do have a cardigan. That could definitely work.
Thanks for the fashion help.

>>158342747
>wearing an unpainted gatsby
br*ther are you trying to tell me that I have money for paint
>>158342782
CeeJaey

>>158342835
>CeeJaey
that's not a girl

>>158342945
Well you're not straight

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>go on tf2mart
>trade a bunch of hats i dont use for an unusual i will use
how did i do?

It's shit.

>>158343160
low-tier hat with mid-tier effect, how many keys is it worth

>>158343160
Bad

>>158343383
13

>>158343524
Try to sell it for 14 keys, and say 16 keys overpay

how many keys am i worth

one or two

im worthless

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any idea what it is worth?

>pyroshark hat
worthless, give it to me so I can delete it

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>>158344161
I don't know, that's the only hat I really want from the creepy crawly case...
When will they fix the contracts?
Congrats on the hat tho

im owrthless

>>158344161
about tree fiddy

>trying to play one of the new maps
>sit through the shitty, slow matchmaking to get placed in an official game with the broken kick system, it's full of blatant hackers
>the only community server playing the map is in fucking argentina and is laggy as fuck
gee golly gosh i sure do love not having quickplay and regular valve pub servers

>>158344316
yea i gave in and bought one on the market for 4 dollars
>>158344409
bout dat damn time

>>158344693
I didn't buy any games for a year and didn't realize that getting a free to play game counted, so I'm screwed until merasmissions are fixed.
I even bought 8 keys in preperation...

An Engineer wrench that gives you a new teleporter.

the Improbability-nator.

single pad - sends players to random points on the map.

>>158341813
You mean the enemy or your team?

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>>158344693
but seriously I'd say you'd better sell that fast because of how common the new effects are, and soon enough the pyroshark hats will be going down in value as time goes on. My guess, because its a fairly new and therefore somewhat rare effect, the effect would be worth ~100 keys. The hat would be worth about a key and the strange quality would boost it about ~50 keys, so if you do the multiplication of the odds and value of the qualities you'll get around ~700 to ~1000 keys. Sell fast because I can guarantee its gonna go down to ~600 to ~800 keys

>>158344843
Wait, what's this about buying games and the market?
did they introduce ANOTHER stupid, hidden rule?

>>158345095
Why or how would this be useful and why the actual fuck would anyone use it over the regular teleporter?

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>>158345239
You gotta have a purchase between 30 days and a year old in order to purchase from the marketplace...

>>158345283
because it might put you someplace really good

and fun

>>158345346
WHY

VALVE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>158345475
The Jewery will never stop, this fucking ESCROW is killing me right now...

>>158345536
Oh, is the game purchase thing only for people without the authenticator set up?

>>158345475
it's fucking me right now, i have 49 cents and no means of buying or selling anything. there's things to buy for 49 cents on steam, but the tax fucks me.

>>158345698
Nope, have the authenticator set up and it still does this bullshit to me...

>>158337663
I didn't think the mercs ever said "shit" though. I thought it was more like 90s Simpsons swearing: hell, damn, crap, bastard, bitch in context (e.g. "sonofabitch" okay, "that ms pauling is such a bitch" not ok).

Could be wrong. Do any voice lines have "fuck" in them? What about comics?

>>158345837
Well we have Meet the Scout, where the censor beeping is so short that you can clearly hear the "You'd be FU**ING dead!"
Meet the Spy's fuck is completely censored
But we do get this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXy0aaEnpSI

>Peace occurs between heterogeneous social groups and is characterized by a lack of conflict and freedom from fear of violence.

My thought is that tf2 will be great if all players seek to create conflict and cause fear through videogame violence

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FUCKING MERASMISSIONS

>>158349625
In Gaben's asshole...
I've been having the same problem too

where the fuck am i

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>>158348915
jesus christ
the madman lives

you definitely know he's a shitter if he wears the max's head clipping with other cosmetics

>>158348915
I thought Silkee was dead.

>>158349625
They're broken. Damn, I should've kept my case. I didn't know they'd fuck up this badly.

>>158350345
>sold my case for a key
>thought i was making bank because by the end of halloween everyone's going to have them
>could easily sell for double that, maybe more
i fugged up bros

>>158350521
Start buying 1.22 ref craft hats and transmute them.

Give me your shitty craft hats

>>158350985
I like my hats though

>>158352995
But what about the hat's you don't like?
Hmm?

>>158353092
I want to recraft them into a new random hat

>>158353140
Alright
Now's probably the only time you could get a creepy crawly case tho

>>158353212
what class is the creepy crawly case for

>>158353272
Every class.

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>>158339193

So which items are the three restricted ones. Is it the cardboard planes?

>still no contracts

what the FUCK

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>>158349625
>>158353904
:^)

>>158354038
why must you taunt us this way

>>158354038
:^x

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>>158354286
>>158354481
and I got this on the first contract :)

should I sell now or no? I've noticed that case prices are slowly going back up again

>>158354038
I got 3 and for the first one i got the heavy bird head.

>>158354985
>Everyone got 2 contracts
>Should I not sell it

Are you retarded?

>>158355148
>everyone

funny

these two don't look like it
>>158349625
>>158353904

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>have 15+ /tf2g/ amigos on steam from raffling in the past
>only 3-4 still sign into steam
>none play tf2 anymore

>>158355523
get with the times nerd. theres new tfg2s you refuse to ad

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new mesemrmissions

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>>158356591
fuck you man

>>158356681
it's real

>>158356724
I just checked and I retract my earlier sad kermit.
I can finally enjoy this update.

what case do i open

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>HHH contract
>join server
>4 engineers
>on offense

got a new creepy case. should i test the waters for like 2 keys? higher, lower?

im not sure

me neither, that's why i'm asking.

oh
:s

is anyone else just getting a bunch of contracts all of a sudden?

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Nice

>>158358557
get on my level shitter

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>>158358719
lol forgot screenshot

>>158358554
I got 3 of them for some reason but that was about it

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>>158355217

>>158359106
>what is panic selling

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Is someone trying to troll Geel?

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>>158359508
What is denial?
Remember most of the US is asleep right now too

>>158359616
contracts are limited

once everyone exhausts them, they'll shoot right back up

>Get Eyeaduct and Monoculus contracts at the same time
Nice

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>tfw at uni and missing merasmissions
>will be back home in 4 hours to find out that crates are 3 cents as always

>>158360442
nice blog

fucking crit pumpkins should be team based
who thought of this shit
see heavy medic
kill medic
heavy picks up the fucking crit pumpkin and tears 3 people a new asshole

im so mad

>>158360925
2$

is anyone here desperate enough to buy this at this price or am i overshooting and i've missed the hype train
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28562157
i don't know what a reasonable price is, help

>>158361706
Nice jew

>>158361826
i know i'm a bad person, but people were more than willing to pay that price the other day. there's no way it could have gone down that much that fast, right?

>Players searching
>Total 166
Dead game

>>158361928
They were only that high because the missions were broken and no one could get them

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>>158361928

>>158362031
>>158361979
damn. guess i'll have to shoot lower or wait until the last minute where desperate people will scramble for their spooky unusuals.

can someone give me a list of all comp players banned in the vacc wave

i cant find it because im silly

thanks

>>158362525
*links list of all players banned in the vac wave*

now that crates are worth shit

should I unbox em?

>>158362761
they're still pretty expensive for a crate
I'd wait until the second set of contracts start so the price crashes even harder
or just unbox now, who am I to tell you what to do

>>158362638
: - l

>>158362884
It seems like I'm getting flooded with contracts

there doesn't seem to be a "set"

>get 2 contracts
>complete em
>get 2 more

is this supposed to happen?

Is there no 'free pack of shit' or any free special drops this halloween?

>>158362761
sure

the common stuff you unbox can sell for twice as much as what crates are going for atm, maybe more

but of course, don't forget to factor in the price of the key

>>158362994
>>158363006
huh, I just assumed they would be released in waves like before but who really knows what valve is doing anymore

Down $3 in value with barely 300 crates on the market... wtf.

I feel like I spend more time in ques than doing missions. Who thought queuing up was a good idea for tf2?

>>158363608
everybody in first world countries are sleeping

once they wake up the price of it will increase

i think

>>158363387
It appears there's a max of 21 but who knows. It's probably supposed to be 1 or 2 per day but since the event was fucked, theyre probably just dropping them right now like mad.

>>158364160
yeah it looks like massive panic sale, but tf2 people are fucking stupid. it's down to around 60 cents now with barely 400 on the market.

>>158364160
no, it'll hike up in price once contracts get exhausted

might not go so far as $3 though

>>158364315
the last one didn't, why do you think this one will?

>>158363360
how many times do we have to tell you that valve sucks cocks

>>158364559
not saying it'll jump up to anything crazy, just a little increase after the panic dies and contracts are used up

If the contracts are not bugged, you might see a brief bump back up to 80cents to a buck but that won't last long.

>>158364754
Again, the last ones didn't AT ALL. Why do you think these ones will?

>>158365407
>last year's one time data applies to every single instance in the future

don't be fucking retarded

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>"man, it's gonna suck if these are all the merasmission's we get to do"
>complete 21/21
>turn in contract
>pic related

NEVER MIND, DGAF ABOUT YA'LL. I GOT MINE

>>158363006

I'm not sure what's happening really because I've just done 5 of them today.

Stop fucking dropping me in Luxembourg servers, holy fuck

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>>158361213
>heavy picks up the fucking crit pumpkin and tears 3 people a new asshole

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>equip aussie rocket launcher
>game is now 1v12
>team cant protect me
>have to KILL to save myself

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http://backpack tf/profiles/76561198112217552
Who is this guy and why is so he so fucking rich? I thought Bobplosion had most expensive backpack but this guy... And he havent made a single trade on outpost. Wtf

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>>158366689
>guy with various virtual pixels
>rich

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>>158366346
>Amass 12 dominations
>Game is now 1v12
>AND enemy team has an indicator above my head that's more visible than even Norman Rockwell's favorite Unusual
>AFTER that they're trying to use cheese strats to get revenge
>They still can't do anything

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r8 my hoovyman

>>158367278
>That ubered soldier who forgoes the sentry to take revenge on you
I'm helping!

>>158367329
i use the nayasha because i cant track/10

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>when you use the brass beast and actually have fun

>>158367591
only used it cuz I thought it looked best with my spetznaz hoovy

well i got a case
now what
do i seel it? do i keep it?
do i (dare i) open it?

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>>158367329
How does the mask fit?

>>158367735
why is iy strange then
checkmate

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>>158367252
>he can spent 133k$ on virtual pixels like it's nothing to him
>not rich

>>158367912
cuz spetznaz

>>158368204
Do the spetznaz wear masks?

>>158368239
yea

i saw it in a movie once

>>158367278
I'm 90% sure that this never happened in reality.

ive unboxed at least 20 crates and didn't get nothing
you ever feel like your dads gambling problems might've rubbed off on you

>>158367912
I think he was trying to go for the Army of Two look

Don't worry, the engineer is engiHERE!

>>158368339
not him but this happens to me every day

>>158368364
nah

valve's gambling is 10 times worse than real gambling

I whipped up a satellite earlier to scan the topography of the area, boys. And guess what? There's plenty of room for us to kick their asses all over it!

>>158368393
You must be really good at this game then. Maybe even the best.

>>158368472
I like Heavys set up lines better
>"Team! I believe in all of you!"

>>158368610
"Today we have won! There are no more babies to fight! We have fought every baby'."

"In barrel of turnips, there is always one good turnip. Today, we are this turnip!"

"In Russia, if hand is rotten, you cut off hand. If arm is rotten, you cut off arm. But if heart is rotten...you cut off leg. This is is Russian love song. [sniff] Hmm. Heavy have something in eye."

Friendly heavies rule!

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I can't play vanilla TF2, call of casual is filled with hardcore edgy comp players with low tier unusuals. I had friends to pub with then pubs got shit fucked and now everyone plays overwatch. Truly a first world problem.

>>158369697
how bad

>>158369697
T. Man who has yet to play Casual mode

Are there no contracts this year?

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>>158370593
There are contracts but this whole update is buggy af. People got theirs a couple days ago and I'm just getting mine.
FUCKING CONTRACT RESET MY SHIT WHEN I WAS ALMOST DONE

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>>158370268
>>158370273
Nice Valve defense brigade.
Play a good game

>>158370697
Welp, back to Overwatch for me.

>>158370698
stating that your bad =/= defending valve
also i am playing a good game

>>158370842
tf2 is not that game

>>158370698
Overwatch has the exact same number of white males as tf2 if you count Genji

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>>158370273
Played casual, friendo. Thats how I know about the edgy comp players.
>>158370842
I think you don't get what I'm saying. I'm saying that casual is shit and that TF2 is slowly going down the shitter. I like it still but I just don't like-like it right now.

>>158371107
>Thats how I know about the edgy comp players.
You mean the ones who don't exist and that you made up?
All the edgy comp shitters are in matchmaking, not casual

>>158371107
>edgy comp players.
What?

>>158371107
i agree to your opinion but that doesnt change that youre bad at the game

>>158371183
More common in matchmaking yeah, but I've seen a bunch in casual too.
>>158371268
y-you too

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>playing tf2

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>>158371794
I want mommy mercy to hug me!

the cases are going to drop normally right? they would be way too limited if you could only get them from contracts

>>158345113
My own team, sadly.

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>>158371980
hope this answers your question

>>158372252
it must be broken, i have yet to hear or see someone get them as a drop

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What does tf2g think of Rydercycle?

>>158372559
That looks like a cool youtube channel

>>158372559
don't know who they are, and i don't care
however, i hate you for trying to shove them down my throat

>want to play
>fucked up my index finger playing basketball
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>158371794
why should I play a game made by blizzard, WoW already gave me cancer for 5 years

>>158373325
haha dumb chimp broke his finger playing apeball

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is this worth anything

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>>158372695
>trying to shove them down your throat

>>158374059
who the fuck are you?

>>158374471
Oldfag that played when TF2 released and was top Demoman for a while and moved to Dota with some big names but I'm nobody important now.

Just looking for advice on Valve's joke of an economy and how many jewbux I could get out of it

>>158374601
filtered, check the OP

>>158374601
>and was top Demoman for a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TXOmPR7uk4

>>158372559
Pub tier heavy main.

>>158375246
Post comp badge

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Everyone seems to be getting unusuals, lets waste a key.

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>>158376065
Bleh.

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/tf2g/ is this a good trade? y/n

>>158376217
atleast it's worth something

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>Another 2 contracts

Thats 6 now.. what is this heresy.

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>>158376504
Yes. It's a good weapon with a good sheen in exchange for a shitty weapon with a shitty sheen with parts that you will never be able to tack onto the value ever. I don't know what the effect is on the heater but I would assume it's Hypno-beams given that atrocity.

>>158376954
hot dang you got it thanks i went with the trade

>>158375953
I have to be ebin le prem comp player to judge some youtuber? If i will want to watch some good heavy gameplay, i will watch pov of highlander matchs. Not videos of some dummie, who still prefer to use stock minigun.

>>158376954
>violet
>shitty sheen

>>158376954
>purple
>shitty sheen
Mge me right now you faggot

>>158377103
>Not videos of some dummie, who still prefer to use stock minigun.

Stock is objectively the best though

>>158377453
>what is tomislav: the post
If you not smart enough to find out that tomislav is better, than just watch what minigun use people who actually playing this class more thqn 3hrs per year — heavies in high-prem etf2l or ugc platinum. I bet, 7/10 of them using tomislav most of the time.

>finally get contracts
>not enough people playing halloween maps
Yay

>>158377745
Not him but I am a Heavy main and I can tell you that 100% of pro highlander Heavys use stock. Tomislav might be used on KOTH if you have a sold hold on the point but not really any other time

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So… now what? We’re on day 5 of 21 in this Scream Fortress event and there’s nothing else to do.

>There were only seven new Merasmissions this year and Valve dumped the remaining five on us today after leaving the initial two broken over the weekend and not dropping any on Monday.
>There’s no achievements for the new maps.
>There’s no recurring Halloween Gifts spawning on maps anymore.
>There’s no incentive to play on the Halloween maps since you play on them at any time of the year on Halloween mode community servers, and playing on them through Casual Mode’s matchmaking is a massive pain in the ass.

Post spoils, I guess. I got three duplicates so that last one was a transmutation.

>just got another contract
Ok then.

>>158378814
>There were only seven new Merasmissions this year

Source?

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>>158372559
I once was in a server with this guy.
Essentially I had several people on my team who knew who he was so they just acted friendly the rest of the match, tossing him sandviches, feeding him kills, and asking stuff like "can i be in ur video pls".

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>>158378982
There were 14 merasmissions last year

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>>158378982
Math. We got 14 last year, and the progress bar only goes up to 21.

>>158379102
im assuming they did only 7 so that the crates weren't as plentiful like they were last year

>>158379075
>>158379102
Are you sure its not glitched? Mine seems to flick between telling me Ive done 2/14, 9/14 and 14/21 randomly every time I load the game

>>158379157
They only added seven because that's how much was needed to bump up the number to one contract per day for this event for people who didn't play last year. Then they dumped a bunch on us today.

>>158379172
That doesn't refute anything you're doubting.

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I fucking hate this shitty fucking map.

>>158372559
pretty cool, been a subscriber since he had like 200 subs
it's nice watching a channel grow :)

>>158380821
eve hud is bretty good t b h

why do the contracts say "stop touching yourself" when you activate them?

>>158378726
>I can tell you that 100% of pro highlander Heavys use stock.
Your games on 24/7 goldrush furry server are not highlander.
Pro heavies use stock when they need as much dps as possible and mobility doesnt matter anymore, holding on last for example in other cases tomislav is always better.

>All this "muh first unusual" bragging
I can't wait for the great deflate. Fuck all these lucky bastards.

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>>158381739
>been playing since 2011 halloween
>never had a single unusual
>probably won't even get one with these insanely high drop rates
I don't even care anymore

>>158380821
You misspelled sunshine for shitty map.

And the new maple map is awful. That one at least isnt boring.

>Sunshine
>Bad
Opinion discarded.

>4th contract now
Ok. Sure that is cool, let me do them all in one day.

>>158382137
how poor

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back to grinding halloween loot boxes
tfw still no witch mercy

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>>158382983

steam community id mrl1ght

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>>158383972
didn't even notice that dumb watermark
fuck you content creator

it's a cancerous meme anyway, you should kill yourself

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>when you decide to check out the tf2 reddit

>>158385436
>mobile poster
>visits reddit
pottery

>>158385716
Im not on mobile?

>>158385716
Why would people posting from a mobile be any worse than on a computer?

I know you were talking about this earlier, but I'm still stuck on my first two missions and haven't received any new ones since I completed them. Are they seriously still broken?

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>pick one of the three new maps
>get placed in koth
>1-1
>30 seconds left on both sides, theyve almost capped
>stickyjump over the point
>shoot a random crit sticky on the point
>4 kills
>die because they had a sentry
>we lose anyways

there was literally, LITERALLY, L I T E R A L L Y nothing i could have done to save that game

why can't valve pull their heads out of their asses for at least twelve fucking seconds and stop putting people in games that are about to end

>>158387609
Didn't they have a checkbox for MVM that made it so you couldn't join games in progress? Why don't they just port that over?

>>158387609
>Players that leave are now replaced with bots
>This is now 150% more viable than replacing players with bots in comp matches, because most players can't even botstomp anyway
>You are now guaranteed at least 2 medics depending on who leaves, so no one can complain
>There will ALWAYS be engineers to defend last
Why haven't they done this yet?

>>158387802
>>158387843
>Expecting Valve to do things

>>158387802
yeah but then it wouldnt place you in games that are 30 seconds in, so thats not really a solution either

i'd say games where its 1-1 or 1-0 where one team won in less than X minutes will not be matched anymore

>>158387843
engineer bots are broken
and by broken i mean if a spy saps their sentry they immediately know where the spy is and will shotgun them with accuracy unmatched by top level competitive scouts

>>158388489
i realize this is a bit far fetched, but why can't i expect anything from a multi-million dollar company anymore?

>>158378814
I got 4 creepy cases, but by the time I finally got my contracts, their prices went to shit

>>158388889
Because Valve have proven time and time again that they are incompetent at delivering something good.

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>You can no longer join matches after the first half has finished
Bam, MM fixed.

allow mini sentry to be placed on any flat surface large enough.

walls, ceiling, etc.

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>>158378814
this plus 1 case as prices were falling
shit luck this year

>>158388889
>He can't deal with engineer bots
How bad can you even be? Stab then sap. They literally cannot spycheck.

Am i the only one in the thread who not even tried to complete contracts because i just don't give a fuck about 'prices' for their completing?

>>158390393
>'prices'
prizes

I haven't done mine because I hate Moonshine.

>>158390393
yes you are literally the only gamer who not even tried to complete contracts
congratulations on being a unique snowflake

What the fuck has valve done?

Why the thought it was a good idea this shitty MM?

Wow, here I was thinking no one in this thread had worse English and VKH and Freddy. Then along comes this guy.

>>158390201
looks like someone has never actually PLAYED against bots