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>>158209249
>tfw the iron soldier on the enemy team shit talks in a pub

So it's agreed that 2016 has been the worst year for TF2, yes? Has there even been a single non-disappointing update this year?

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>contracts will likely be fixed while I'm at work tomorrow
>won't sell a single crate for more than two cents when I get home

>>158209375
I just love the fallacy that people associate with good updates = valve caring.

Their clusterfuck of internal flat structure with little to no management turn those into happy coincidences and not planned affairs.

They are happy to keep milking the stupid fucks with too much money and not enough time as long as this shell of a game keeps limping along.

>>158209445
i had a 3 day weekend

this really killed it for me

>>158209445
I tried to transmute some shit, see if I could be lucky for once and get a case.

Nothing, but I sure as hell got random crited 5 times in a row when I decided to just play.

So contracts are still broken...
Valve better give us something for compensation...

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>>158209445
>contracts will likely be fixed
wrong

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>>158209712
like spells for instance

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>>158209370
haha sup i killed with a crit haha

Hi. I posted this Sonic Heroes TF2 crossover fan list yesterday. I've improved it since then.

Scout, Heavy and Medic make up Team Sonic. Scout moves fast like Sonic. Heavy's great strength makes him a match for Knuckles. Much like Tails, Medic likes to support his friends.

"Awh, that freakin' egghead tricked us!" - Scout when he falls for one of Eggman's traps
"Keep hiding inside robot, coward!" - Heavy when he sees Eggman
"<maniacal laughter> The best medicine!" - Medic after killing many of Eggman's robots

Sniper, Spy and Engineer would make up Team Chaotix. If you underestimate either of these odd bunches, you'll end up on the floor before you can reconsider. Spy uses stealth tactics like Espio. Sniper is like Vector, he's mellow and reliable. Engineer is Charmy, people wave him away as useless, only to get stung.
"Blood, I can clean out of my suit, but this?" - Spy in swamp levels
"Take a picture of ya head Eggman! It'll last longer than the actual one." - Sniper at first boss fight
"I'm no expert, but this thing might fly!... Actually, I am an expert. It can fly." - Engineer at the flower in Frog Forest

Demoman, Soldier and Pyro would be Team Dark. They are all destructive classes, who inflict grievous damage on anyone who gets in their way. Soldier is like Shadow because he moves quickly, and can destroy enemies in the blink of an eye. Demoman is like E-123 Omega, he views his enemies as obstacles instead of actual people. He kills them without forethought or remorse, fueled by his consumption of alcohol. Pyro is like Rouge (NOT because he's a girl) because he's a specialist, who prefers to use other techniques than fighting people upfront.
"Soon as I blow that Eggman to pieces, I'm done with you two lassies." - Demoman to his teammates upon starting the first level
"Oh yeah! This airspace belongs to America!" - Soldier when him and his team fly through bonus rings
"Mmmph!" - Pyro

So that's it guys. Please let me know what you think. Improvements maybe?

Hello, im a shy submissive tf2 medic main and i decided to try some competitve tf2 on tf2 center. I joined a process lobby and immediately picked medic slot. We lose the game horribly 5-0 and i dropped so many ubers on my pocket. He adds me on steam and angrily demands i get into voice chat with him....I timidly join and say hello. He immediadtely starts calling me a useless whore. I try to say something but he tells me to shut the fuck up and suck his cock. We erp but he doesnt let me cum until i get him off. Moaning as loud as i can he finally gasps and falls silent. "Okay, you can finish now." I quickly eat my own semen and pretend that its his. And that is the story of how i got into competitive tf2!! :D

>>158209712
>>158172379

>>158209445
>tfw went over the 200 sell limit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCu3yz6p7GA

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Post your favorite weapon

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>>158210047

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28554590

look at my bugged items

>>158209801
Stop posting this

http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/168305

Look at my hard to sell items

*looks at your hard ******

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>>158210116

>>158210116
It's not even a weapon you dumbass.

>>158210935
>Tags: Secondary Weapon

Viva: 1
Shitter: 0

>>158211060
Does it kill somebody? Not in mvm

Viva Shitter: 1

>>158211185
It helps my pocket kill people faster. So through them, I assist in those kills

Viva: 2
Shitter: -1

>>158211260
In the same way a fluffer assists in porn

>>158211260
>It helps my pocket kill people faster
So it's not really killing anyone. So it's not even a weapon, just healing device.

Viva Shitter: 2

http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/234042
should I just craft these shitty hats

>>158211317
Gross, dude. We're talking about video games, not pornography

>>158211362
It's getting people killed faster. It's a Healing Device and a Killfeed beast

Viva: 3
Shitters: -3

tonight, local retards die after sitting hunched at desks for 48 hours straight arguing over a video game.
"he was a dumbass, and a retard." one of the fighter's friends said. "it's rare you find those two qualities on one person. to think he found a kindred spirit online - its no wonder they both killed themselves over it."
game developer gabe newell is under investigation, police believe he may have assisted in the suicide of the two retards. although his lawyer refuses to make an official statement, gabe himself agreed that the two were [sic] "retarded beyond redemption".

i LOVE killing

viva helps xis own team get killed faster because xhe's so worthless

that means xhe's a weapon

>>158211460
>It's getting people killed faster. It's a Healing Device and a Killfeed beast
So it's still not a weapon.

Viva Shitter: 3
Viva suspected in being retarded: 1

>>158211369
Yes. You can halloween transmute them.

>>158211460
>weapon
>ˈwɛp(ə)n
>noun
>a thing designed or used for inflicting bodily harm or physical damage.

>It's a Healing Device
haha played yourself idiot

>>158211626
>transmute them
>potential to get even shittier items
yeah I guess I will later

>>158211778
Right now it's also the most feasible way to get cases.

>>158211557
Yeah, he's dangerous. When he steps in a pub, shitters should run in fear. Homies are like the Four Hoursemen

Dibs on Arn Anderson

>>158211616
>>158211638
>Tags: Secondary Weapon

Viva wins with a shutout
Viva: 10
Shitters: Fucked

reposting from last thread:

>"Shield projector"

>replaces the sentry
>projects a spherical energy-shield around itself
>the energy shield absorps bullets and disintegrates projectiles.
>stopping a bullet or projectile costs energy
>when the energy is depleted the projector stops emitting a shield until it is recharged
>the amount of damage the shield can stop increases per level
>when an enemy passes trough the shield the projector sounds an alarm, even if that enemy is cloaked or disguised.
>If the engineer has the wrangler equipped he can project the shield on any object within line of sight of the projector.

>>158211837
So since it's doesnt hurt anything dirrectly, it's not a weapon.

Viva Shitter: 4
Viva suspected in being retarded: 5
Viva want shitters to be fucked so he probably an closet homo: 1

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>>158211819
holy fug if they start at 11 bucks then why not

>>158211971
Dude, you already lost. Quit posting anytime. Losers don't get rematches. If that were the case forever, Rocky would be a stand alone masterpiece not dragged down by horrible fucking sequels

>>158212001
Transmutation cases are untradeable.

>>158212094
fuck

New Engineer PDA
Replaces the Dispenser

>Consume 60 Metal to toss a Provisions Pack onto the ground in front of you
>when walked over, Provisions give 50% ammo and regenerate 21% health over 6 seconds
>Does not provide metal to Engineers

it's a mini-dispenser concept in that it allows an Engineer to provide health and ammo while on the front-lines, but is not as effective in holding an area or turtling with a level 3

>>158211923
sounds interesting

>>158212087
Just keep dreaming.

Viva Shitter: 5
Viva suspected in being retarded: Confirmed

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>>158210116

>>158212232
Dreaming? I'm wide awake, dude. This is real life
If I were dreaming, I'd be flying around and shit instead of posting on tf2g

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>>158212257
>team colored
>team shine
good shit

>>158211460
tobacco is getting people killed faster and its not a healing device for some reason
explain this to me

>>158211493
underrated post

>>158212704
They're weapons. They cause lung cancer and kill ya slowly. Nothing about them says "This heals"

You got shitters who say "Takes the stress off, man". That's shitter talk for "Dang, iunno how to deal with my stress. There's solutions, but fuck it, I wanna get cancer instead"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaXs1WXGyh4

[?]
would haunted items go down in price after halloween?
or do you think they would stay up because you can't get tradable versions anymore?
[/?]

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Well
Would you look at that.

i would not

>>158213157
really good video, thanks uncle dane

>>158212620
they need to make the team shine more prominent.

>>158213217
what does that effect look like? its the only one not on the wiki

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>>158213913
Not the best image but basically it has some stars sparkling and falling.
Looks really nice.

>>158213913
green starstorm slumber

>>158214280
shame about the hat

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>>158214385
There is always the marktet

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>strife's backpack worth 4k$
>backpack of his pretender worth 11k$
wew lad

Underrated youtubers day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VpxOELB6DA

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>no unusual poorfag
>allot of the halloween effects are my favourites
>either not on the hat i want or absurdly expensive
i'm glad that they seem to be much more common this year, they'll be much more affordable
the starstorm effects are really cute, hopefully i can save up enough to get one

>>158215470
>he prefer stock
Into the poot is goes.

>>158215537
If you post it here to get dislike, then congratulations.

>>158215470
https://youtu.be/iqcowBHmcTE

>>158215470
He almost has a point about how medic and heavy require similar skills to play, but most of what he says (gamesense, aiming, dodging) applies to every class.
Saying that "playing heavy a lot made me a better medic" has nothing to do with specifically playing heavy, he's just playing more tf2 and learning game mechanics which makes him better at tf2.
4/10, did not like or subscribe

>>158215537
not tf2
0/10, did not watch

>>158216043
really nice work and well made, but you didn't get dubs so
3/10 post on /v/ instead

>>158213217
am I the only one who has seen a lot of these new unusuals

>>158216290
Alright, here you go. A Blaris TF2 video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP5AHXqewzs

>>158216306
No. Everyone's unboxing. Market's going to be saturated soon.

FUCK YOU VALVE FUCK YOU VALVE FUCK YOU VALVE

I don't understand halloween gifts.

Were they replaced by the gargoyles? Can you still get the Sackston Hale mask?

>>158216859
I think this is the first time unusuals were released where there wasn't one that was extremely nice looking. Neutron star just looks like a cheap and smaller nebula and the taunt unusuals are extremely lazy

>>158212191
>and regenerate 21% health over 6 seconds
As in, 3.5%/s for 6 seconds?

while were at it

new building idea: hopper

>costs 25 metal to build
>small square pad that sits on the ground
>replaces teleporter
>fast setup time
>has 5 charges, everytime someone teleports, a charge is cosumed
>a charge can be restored by whacking it, costs 25 metal
>teleports allies every 4 seconds
>has a max range which beyond it wouldnt teleport

>>158219913
Why would anyone build this instead of a teleporter that automatically recharges?

>>158220208
Even Arrayseven admits combat medic is a shit idea and doesnt do videos on it anymore

are contracts fixed

>>158221306
>>158209823

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any other game on steam, hell any other company, would have tried to immediately fix something like this

valve does fuck all

Unusual market crash when?

>>158221094
ArraySeven wont be making videos of anything for a while after the Travingels Dick video

>>158222168
this wouldnt crash it, limited in the effects you can unbox. if anything these will be dirt fucking cheep in a few weeks/months

>>158222168
For the 1st gen? Not anytime soon. Now these new effects are going to crash hard just like the invasion ones

>>158222307
>Travingels Dick video
What?

>put dick on girls body
>remove tits
>lol gfur xD

i want to marry spurdo
anyone else?

>>158222851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B-hU-KjrTg

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>>158224043
not if I do it first

>>158223071
presto a girl with a penis

I don't know who most of my steam friends are, and the few that I do know I never speak to.
Should I just remove them all?

>>158225832
tell me your ID so if you are in my list I cna remove you

So how do I make a lot of bux when they finnaly fix the merasmision

>>158226128
dotsy

So they haven't fixed it yet?

>>158222093
stop being so entitled

>>158226971
oh boy, the reddit shills are here

please do tell us how bringing out broken update after broken update is Jills genius and were all just ungrateful fucks for daring to want to actually play this game

are they now?

>>158227143
I wasn't being serious, pal.

Sorry if I made you angry. ;_;

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>>158227143
>complains about "reddit shills"
>uses reddit spacing
>their other post uses an image from imgur which is commonly used with reddit

>>158227587
what is reddit spacing
is it because he hit enter twice

Posting from mobile bc my area got fucked from winds and my interwebs are dead, are merasmissions working yet?

yeah they just fixed them an hour or so ago

>>158227815
apparently they need to hit enter twice for a new line to get over some kind of formating the site has, and redditards use it out of habit other places

>>158211923
>>158209572

>>158209802

Cool ideas. They could work to some degree or another.

>>158227919
Why does no one directly respond to posts
Just fucking click the post number its annoying as fuck

i don't see the issue

Yesterday I went mental and spent my entire steam wallet on description tags to try to get the Creepy Crawly Cases. 800 transmutes later and all I got was 9 cases or so, I was selling and rebuying and ended up over two hundred in the red. Last attempt was trying to unbox a few random crates with the little money I had left, and all failed.

Anyways I'm broke now, I could deposit the money I lost from my CC or whatever but I want to start fresh and rebuild my steam wallet, just to see if I can.

So I'm wondering, what is the sure way to do it? Is it still grinding from scrapbanking to get a cheap unusual and then grinding to sell it? Reselling games? Or are there any other ways.

Cheers.

>>158228409
steal your moms credit card

>>158212257
kekked at alan tutorial

>>158228409
how can you possible end up in the red from buying and reselling?

>>158225832
If you doesnt communicate with them(playing together and stuff) at all - yes.
Having hundreds of "friends" which you was trading with few years ago or just not speaking to in a months is stupid.

>>158212934
If you smoked, you wouldn't be so addicted to food, fatass

>>158228643
Not that person, but that's very easy to do. How do you think Valve makes its money?

>>158227587
>reddit spacing

You can not make this shit up

>>158229120
but he's losing money. he must be buying expensive items and selling them cheap. that's dumb

>>158228014
what the fuck does it have to do with reddit, its the only way to make a new paragraph here without going into bbcode

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>tfw hitting direct hit shots non stop

>>158228409
You're a fucking idiot, stop gambling and doing this to yourself. We're all worried for you

>>158228527

i got plenty of my own and make what i lost in 1.5 working days in real life, but go by the principle of not using money in steam, enjoy the market more then actual games. Over last 5 years, steam has made me $10k or so, but I cash out every $200-$300 I have in wallet, this time I tried to push my luck.

>>158228643

Quite easy, you first hit an early crate within 20 transmutes and make $12-$15 on market while spending $7. Buying 300 tags more and end up with 1 or 2 more crates. Repeat until funds are next to zero. Gambling mentality takes over. Last $30 spend on keys to try to get an unusual, fail. Transmute all untradable Halloween items, sell all hats for bottom price from previous unboxing. Attempt again, fail. Attempt again and now you got 40 cents in your wallet and zero items. XD

>>158229212
I said it was easy to do, I didn't say it was intelligent.

>>158228883
If I smoked, I'd be dead in maybe 10 years. Gotta live longer than that
It's not really an addiction. I love Arizona Iced Tea, but not enough to say I'm addicted to it

Iced tea is not food

>>158230345
but it is
you drink it

That means it's a drink

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this is the sad nigger eyeball
you will be sad too if you don't type
"cheer up nigger eyeball!"
in this thread.

tonight, local retards die after sitting hunched at desks for 48 hours straight arguing over iced tea.

"you already posted this." one of the other anonymous posters said. "the news story joke was only funny the first time. now its clear you have no wit to speak of." he then went on to add, "you likely spent several hours typing it long beforehand, then saved it for future use."

when questioned whether he was autistic, the original poster pretended he was doing it ironically, when really he "want[ed] a sonic heroes and tf2 crossover to happen, so bad."

>>158231415
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
>racism

>>158231539
now I'm sad

@158231415

fuck off racist piece of shit

>>158231889
woop woop
newfag alert
i do regret what i said
but now you will feel sad

>>158228409
>Not just buying 1.33 ref craft hats
Dumbass.

>>158209249
does an item being duped matter anymore?

>>158231539
>implying anyone gives a shit about those rules.

>>158231539
>being a rule fag

>>158233497
>>158233641
>>>/v/

>>158229525
You can't even trade the cases you get from transmuting. Check your facts before making up stories.

>>158233674
>implying i go to that shitty borad
>implying anyone follows hald of thoes rules
are you new or something?

>>158233484
>>158233484
can anyone answer me?

>>158233913
answer the following

>are you a trader
>is it expensive enough to care about duping
>do you care about getting dank profits in the future

generally if you are looking to buy purples, expect to sit on them for a long ass time or even forever due to the age of the game

>>158234290
but why does an item being duped matter. thats what i want to know

>>158234382
there are people who care and they spread the idea that having a duped item meant it was worth less
it doesn't matter at all. it's the same item as the thing it was cloned from and only autists will check/care if it is

but like I said since the idea spread expect those who do care to throw a bitchfit over it because m-muh profit

>>158234382
>why does a duplication of an expensive item matter
jesus christ anon get a clue

>>158234629
>>158234602
so people demanding i lower my price on an item i didnt know was duped are just being bitches?

ok i got it guys

fuck this next trade

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why the fuck am i getting horrible frame skipping every time i light someone on fire
i haven't ever had this problem until now
inb4 >pyro

>>158234774
Are you using a custom hud?

>>158234761
YOU can check if it's duped. Post your outpost trade or item if you don't know how.
Seriously, don't do the trade. People add me all of the time to 'check if it's duped' or try to tell me that it is and lower the price like crazy

>>158234774
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/57760o/cause_and_fix_for_serious_fpsdrop_issue_involving/

>>158234998
yeah i will ignore this meme man and look for another way to get my hat, thanks anon

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>like a cheap hat
>want it with a nice themed effect
>it goes all class
>the price spikes up

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>top scored as a scout with only cleaver and sandman, no scattergun
who patrician here?

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>>158235585
>Sandman / cleaver
>"""""Patrician""""

>>158233901
No, he's just a massive faggot.

I'm thinking about making a server, is it possible to disable engineers?

>>158235073
thanks reddit

>>158236309
set the class limit to 0 I believe

>>158234382
no

in fact, dupes being an issue were mainly perpetrated by scammers

>trying to do the "blow up five robots with a buster" achievement on an empty mvm server
>on mannhattan and trying to lure the buster into stunned gate robots
>buster refuses to detonate when it reaches my sentry and just flails around until all the bots have left the area, THEN explodes
fucking

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Q86Gx01Q0

Is black mesa the full half life 1 game ? I wanna give it a shot

>>158237284
revamped half life 1 but pirate it if you can

>>158237334
Will do thanks

>>158236698
thank you anon, i figured he was just trying to come up with an excuse to take another hat of mine, which is why i checked with the famous trade KILLERs of /tf2g/

rebbit is saying contracts are working
someone check it please

>>158236964
well done but the singing voice could have been better

>>158237763
it took them nearly 3 days

i had 3 days off

and they fucking fix their shit as soon as i get ready for bed.

god damn valve

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>>158238009
yup, even at fixing bugs they are incompetent
now I'll surely enjoy selling my halloween crate for €0,05

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Merasmissions don't have a bonus?

>>158237763
Working, I am trying to farm as fast as I can now, see if I get something, anything.

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Have a nice day, /tf2g/.

>>158239089
thanks
i needed this

>>158239089
>Add a feature to look at your expensive guns up close so you're more likely to spend money on the game
>Don't implement it for your servers
Valve
Is
Retarded

>>158239272
at this point tf2 is just intern training ground, valve no longer wants this cash cow

i wouldnt too, why would you bother with a buggy old thing when you can just sell csgo sprays lol

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>>158239089
thanks mate

>>158239376
>at this point
it's been this way since 2012 you tard

>>158239272
Im pretty sure you can inspect weapons on valve servers dude

>crates a dollar or less
Oh well.
At least i got like 10 bucks out of these.

>>158240375
you can't

FUCK did i miss the high point of crate selling!?!
why did it have to start working as i was watching anime

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>>158240703
I just did

>>158240885
Then WHY
the fuck
it doesn't work for me
Do i need to nail down my inspect key or what

>>158240967
Probably some kind of mental retardation on your part

>Finally get a case
>They are now a dollar

I still don't have a case AAAAAAAAAAA

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I got all this for my prof streak unusual scattergun, did i do it?

>>158241676
Yes, now go sell all that hot garbage.

>>158241828
fuck you its cool.

>>158241392
Are they dropping a lot or are contracts finally fixed?

>>158242001
Contracts work now.

so what would be a good price to sell my creepy case on outpost for? i see a lot of people selling for like a key or more

daily reminder to not sell your halloween crates until the day before contracts reset

>>158242331
which is?

>>158242814
I'm guessing thursday

>>158241392
You tell me, everyone gets cases from transmutes and I don't get shit, it's okay.

Everyone doing missions, the second I do one, another dude does the same and he gets the case, but no shit for me and even if I did "lol 5 cents a box gramps, too late"

People unboxing unusuals, shitty yes, but no such luck for me. I could live with this. But no so you can have the full rage experience you will also be matched with "I just installed for the event" teammates against guys with furry avatars that know at least how to think, somewhat, so your playtime is a living hell.

Luck definitely exists, and I never had it since born, not in tf2 and most assured not irl. I guess I'll just go and, go for a walk or something equally retarded.

>>158242000
>>158241676
it really isnt

>>158243189
Furries are usually good at the game tho

I GOT A CASE
DO I SELL NOW OR DO AS >>158242331 SAID?

>>158243329
To be frank yes, they are, it's like since tf2 is powered by autism well...like you guys, but with less irony and a fuckton of faggotry.

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>started with 2 keys
>waited till cases crash since missions fixed
>buy 2 cases for 80 cents
>unbox shitty common items
>abuse old buy orders, sell them 4 eur each
>repeat
>unbox 14 cases like that
>unboxed 14 cases with 2 keys literally
>last item is strange all class mushroom hat
>got 14 eur left in my steam wallet and a strange all-class mushroom

Best time of my life

>>158243627
Contracts end on Nov 9, but we SHOULD (lol) be getting a new one every day (21 days in the event, 21 contracts if you never did any last year). I don't know what that anon meant by "reset", so take a gamble.

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:^)

only people who care about the new cases are 14 year olds who dont have money

>>158241676
whats the effect on the rack?

>>158244181
>not wanting free steambux

>>158244292
orbiting fire on rack

poisoned shadows on jumpcap

big spooky

>>158244320
you must be 18 and over to post

>>158243627
>>158242331
>>158243778
Data for last year's case shows it never recovered from its initial drop in price, so I'd advise selling as soon as you can.

>>158244181
Extremely tight budget since getting a job where I am is a fucking battlefield. Also spending so much money in tf2 with the way it's going lately sounds retarded.

Besides, I could feel the jew experience, I never got to trading in the good times.

>>158244181
i dont actually since is steam money, i wanted that ant cosmetic for the pyro but now the crates are just $1. Im going to give valve money when they fix the game.

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lets all take a moment to thank and praise valve (especially jill for stopping his mlp binge watch) for fixing the contracts, guys!

edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger! :D

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>>158244663

>>158244663
volvo actually cares!!!!

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Post fat guys.

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>>158244845

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>>158244845

>>158244663
For a 9 years old game, it was fast. How many games that old get fixes this fast? And in sunday?

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>>158244845
p0ottIS PoOW!!!

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Hello, hope you all had a good weekend
The results of the /tf2g/ team poll for /vg/ league 7 are out.
You can find it here:
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki//tf2g/

There were a quite a few suggestions for new players to replace old ones and they all couldn't make it so the players with one vote in the poll were put in a random number generator with all the new suggestions and that is how those players were decided.

/vg/ league 7 will happen in late november. More information about it can be found here:
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_7

If you want to learn more about it or participate, join the discord channel on that page. Thanks for voting!

>>158244181
>implying

even if you had a 6 figure salary, you'd have to be retarded to intentionally devalue your money

>>158245398
I streamed the last 4chan cup with friends, and it was a fun time. I hope to do the same with this next cup. I'll be rooting for us!

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>>158244845

>>158210116
scattergun, pistol, pipe launcher, shotgun, launcher, sticky launcher, medigun, sniper rifle, revolver, watch, amby,

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Also, the face of mfw i kill was chosen with a 5 which is pic related

so this time will be the same. 5 gets to decide what his new face looks like

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>>158246558

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>>158246558

>>158246765
well that was fast

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>>158246936
Rather speedy.

>>158247092
am I supposed to read this right to left or left to right

>>158247092
is this weeb format or not
im confused

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>tfw to intelligent to open cases

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>>158247193
>>158247230
it's not weeb format, but the "son" line is first.

How do people have merassmissions/contracts? I saw some people complete some but I never got any

Are contracts working?
I'm gonna guess no....

>>158247772
you are apparently retarded since you used "to" instead of "too" you fucking nerd

I got two contracts earlier, but I know people who haven't gotten theirs yet.

>>158248026
frigg off moran

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>tfw got my two contracts done
no cases but damn it feels gud

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>tfw no contracts have revealed themselves to me

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>>158244845
Just got the rag today

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>>158248612
i know i die

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why is this community so full of cucks
this is how we end up with people saying that "we should be thankful"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tvAMpWSvO8

God damn it, Tagg, I thought you were cool.

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>mfw an admin on a community server gets ass blasted cause I called him a fag for being mad about me dominating him, and the admin proceeds to noclip in my spawn with god mode and dominates me, yells at me with autistic rage and bans me.

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>things that never happened

Are merasmissions working again?

yes cuck go get some items

>complete contract
>get shitty halloween item
>see join button on the other contract
>click it
>dialogue comes up, no way to remove it
>only way to exit the game is by finishing the match or alt+f4 out and end process

looks like valve has taken too many days off desu

>>158251093
it seems they are

i opened 2 crates

what a horrible mistake

>>158251350
raffafel

>>158251350
I've opened like 8 so far. 1.33 ref craft hats every time.

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>>158251194
Finally...
Need to hear some good news after Johnny Bravo getting a reboot.

>>158251512
>Johnny Bravo reboot
Why? Can you imagine a politically correct Johnny Bravo in this day and age? They'll probably make that little girl scout black or something.

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>>158251512
>The show will be titled, Suzy and Johnny and is geared to be a more woman-friendly show

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY DID I HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT THIS

>>158251618
>>158251512
AHH WHAT THE FUCK PLEASE BE LYING

>>158251682
why

>tfw tf2g got pranked
going in the video lol xd

Hi mom!

>>158251618
The original Johnny Bravo WAS politically correct. You weren't supposed to root for him, you were supposed to laugh at the misfortunes brought on by his bad bahaviour.

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>>158248813
>>158248612
>>158247783
>>158247092

Nearly an hour.

>>158252190
Exactly, but do you expect the modern TV executive who has to cater to SJWs to realized this?

>still no contracts

What the fuck. Do I have to enable them somehow or what?

>>158210116
phlog

>cases going up in price
fuck i'm retarded, i should have waited

>>158252246
Why did you decide to use my heavy?

>>158252757
Because I was like what merc am I going to draw as this guy, and then you posted.
You little guinea pig you.

yeah i shouldve waited for that .50+ profit

>>158252913
it was like 4 buckaroos when i wrote that

>>158252325
enable it by bombing valve hq

my bad 1$*

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>>158248813
>lol its halloween better buy a ghost unusual hurr durr
Fucking kill yourself you autistic retard

>>158253613
>caring about what other people do with their money
are you sure you're not the autist here?

Haunted Ghosts Heavy Duty Rag or Disco Beat Down Trash Man?

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I just unboxed this

Is it worth anything?

>>158254379
ghostly gibus with orbiting nothing

>>158254481
i don't know, but it's pretty cool

>>158254481
4 bucks on the market

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>>158254379

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>playing heavy

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Do any 10 year old Primeval Warrior badges exist yet?

>>158255230
i dont valve is going to add anything new anytime soon

>>158254379
no cosmetics

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>>158255093
>not playing heavy

>>158255379

i mean are any Primeval badges that old yet

Still no contracts. Saw others in game making progress/completing their Merasmissions but my contract drawer is still empty. I haven't even gotten one to make progress on yet.

Did you know that the heavy's hitscan head hitbox for his shooting animation is over his right fucking shoulder?

Why?

People ask me "Hey, why do you like the huntsman?" This is why. The hitbox for projectiles is right over his neck where it belongs, but the hitscan hitbox is floating in mid-air over his right fucking shoulder.

>>158255769
But thats a lie

>>158255867
But it's true. I just verified it with the 'default' cl_interp value.

It only goes into the correct place when you start messing with it, and that changes from server to server.

Try it yourself sometime. I was wondering why my headshots on just heavies who were winding up was missing, and then I found that shit.

But huntsman was doing just fine.

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B*NK

>>158233430

Craft hats do not yield a marketable case, retard.

>>158256276
um

>>158256276
Thats pretty hot

>>158256276
Should have been flatter.

Boobs that big belong to the Heavy

>>158233674
You can market it if made with marketable items, like vintage weapons or description tags.

Don't talk shit unless you know what you are talking about.

>>158255769
>expecting tf2 hitboxes to be good
global offensive called, you have to go back.

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>>158250034
>https://twitter.com/Krunkidile
>all those tweets
jesus christ save us

>>158250034
i like tagg but damn he stupid

>>158256276
I want to unlock that achievement

Why don't I have any contracts?

>>158256276
god bless

i cant stop playing sniper

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>>158257000
>funke and krunk going at it in the comments

i like scout

>>158231539
"nigger" isn't racism, it's a slang term for "negro"

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post badges

>>158251682
>The show will be titled, Suzy and Johnny and is geared to be a more woman-friendly show

Did they learn nothing from Ghostbusters?

Dead on arrival.

>>158258103
I deleted mine when I was a F2P. I wish I hadn't.

Are contracts fixed?
I still don't have one...

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>>158258103
They need change the badges.

im a sad soul
u.u

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Post your favourite hat that you own.
>Pic related
>Tfw no strange hats or cosmetics

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>>158260406

>>158258310
>>158258593
>>158259549
>all these merc plebs

wew lad

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post sniper

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>>158260898

>>158260842
do you hate us

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>>158260898

i like the scout boy from that game with the teams and fortresses

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>>158260898
hes a bird enthusiast

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>>158260898
i don't see the point to having a strange razorback at all, it's just a retard check

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WHY DON'T MERASMISSIONS WORK FOR ME???

>>158261480
im not sure

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>expecting valve to put out quality products that are bug free

>>158261539
you can put any modern gayming company in there and it would still make sense

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>game breaking and terrible bugs take days, sometimes weeks, sometimes even months to fix
>jewing bugs are fixed within a day

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>>158258103
Oh my god it feels like fucking yesterday where did the time go?

2007 was yesterday, right?

time flies when youre fucking gay

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oh my boy you just got roasted

>>158262036
wow you must be really old

>junkenstein's revenge releases
>everything works fine
>scream fortress 8 is a giant buggy mess
>valve still can't get contracts to work

>>158261962
>tfw deleted my badge
>tfw deleted my gibus
>tfw deleted my pumpkin head
>tfw deleted my party hat