/utg/ - Undertale General

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Fish.

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what did he mean by this?

that's not dancing

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sans

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nice

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Lord.

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I love this goat. I'm going to get strong for this goat

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lizard

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>>158334365
part 7 sans and papyrus!

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>>158334401
Savior.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INysZ3erctQ

mcgriddles are fucking nasty how do people eat this shit

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>>158334356
is this?

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>>158334340
What did he mean by THIS?

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bone

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dancing kid you say?

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>Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvicID9UEAEpaDC.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvii2SgUEAAK55l.png:orig
>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvjCalqUIAA-d_2.jpg:orig
>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvisC49UsAE9UuN.png:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cviu0DeVYAA66yB.jpg:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvjcW6zVUAECAtN.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvi6adqVUAUla7N.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvi6cb8UIAAlNKx.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuAwgy1VMAEeOVd.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvjURy_UIAE8aZf.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvjKSfBVMAAXtPH.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvjBmRMUkAQk2TF.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvjBlE9UAAEgsKK.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvjWa0pUIAAIqqI.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvimItdVIAAw1lx.jpg:orig
>mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvja6T2VIAA_cYd.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvjVhy9UIAAhW2u.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvi93cIUsAA9w3C.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CveIJnfVIAIz2Fh.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvh-_XJUEAEARsJ.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cqnv9S-UEAAkgJH.jpg:orig
>Napstablook
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvixR1bUAAE5AyD.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvi8fuoUAAApDrX.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvi9husVYAEJJmu.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvkX1hrVYAAUOVi.jpg:orig
>Papyrus & Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvduCoOVUAUWTf5.jpg:orig
>Toriel & Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvjwTgIUIAALGvQ.jpg:orig
>Fishlizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvjAxJ2VMAA119W.jpg:orig
>Flowey & Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvjNXrtVUAEL4ms.jpg:orig

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>>158334419
fuckin lizard....

>>158334542
Do you think Asriel would have used make-up later in life, had he grown up normally?

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>>158334608
Bone-r.

>>158334449
PART 7?! if only we had found out sooner the doctors couldve saved em. i guess i should put them out of their misery *takes them out behind the barn and fucking shoots them*

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>>158334401
>>158334504
demon of hell.

>>158334636
Thanks for the cute skeletons, twitteranon!

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>>158334636
Thanks for the toriel twitter anon!

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>>158334608
bros

IMPORTANT POLL BASED ON SHIT POSTERS
http://www.strawpoll.me/11500034

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>158334773
Please ban me and my kind!

>>158334568
DELETE THIS

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>>158334710
Anti-christ.

>>158334542
you were supposed to get burritos

>>158334848
It's too late. I can't.

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>>158334696
I mean, Sans showed signs of infection since Part 4. Was it really that surprising that things ended this way?

But what misery?

>>158334871
i got burritos but they put two mcgriddles in my bag as well for some reason

i tried eating one and it made me wanna hurl

>>158334710
>>158334863
We get it, the dog and Mkid are the same person both deceiving people into being demon worshipers.

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>>158334365
thats some good art

>>158334608
smooching his skull bone

>>158334636
thanks

>>158334636
>that last "flowey"
wow, he looks surprisingly...skeletal there

>>158334636
What a great day for bots.

Thanks!

Thoughts on my stinky cock entering your favorite's mouth??

>>158334987
No. Dog is pure, Mkid is demonic.

>>158334773
I voted yes because of all the stuff I said last thread about them derailing threads and doing nothing but waifu posting.

>>158334903
anon youre getting too deep for me and ive never seen jojo take it easy
>>158334997
y-youre some good art

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>>158335005
Fuck
I was half assing it because I have a headache

Reminder that Frisk x Flowey is canon post tp, and is best ship.

>>158334818
Putting worms in the baby spider's food!
The baby spider's intestines becoming the breeding grounds for parasites!
The other kids at the preschool bullying her for having worms!
Telling the baby spider that it's just what happens to bad little girls!
Screaming at the baby spider for being bad, and then slapping her when she starts to cry! It's her own fault, after all!

>>158335095
I cannot find a statement of more truth.

>>158334967
they were probably dumping their unsold garbage on you, free stuff is usually nasty

>>158335145
Oh. Sorry.

>>158335082
Let it enter mine please instead

Post characters dying, killing others or being sad.

>>158335186

no

please

im not even a spiderfag

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>>158335145
rude

>>158334696
Don't shoot the skeleton brothers! What did they ever do to you?

>>158335290
Okay but you have to be gentle.

>>158335234
no you arent but youre gonna be *fucking kisses u*

>>158335318
I want undyne and papyrus to accidently kill eachother in a house fire!

>>158334397
karaoke is for queers

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>>158335318

>>158335318
Why? Can't we just post them being happy?

>>158335147
Be less shitty or leave

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>>158335318

>>158334397
Reminder you are a dirty cockslave and you should only use your mouth to suck anons' cocks!

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>>158335318
She fuckin dead

>>158335494
because that would be nice and pure

>>158335352
no anon that was a compliment
>>158335361
they ruined my life by committing fraud in my name

>>158335378
I will bite hard!

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You'll need flower if you want to make a new bread

Don't worry, I've gotcha covered

>>158335567
Then never mind, that's just mean...

>>158335494
No I need this.
>>158335456
>>158335531
>>158335554
Thank

>>158335543
No, that should be me not him!

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>>158334997
I'd plant a wet smackeroo right between his eye sockets

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>>158335581

>>158335519
>or leave
okay
bye

>>158335736
'Booby'

>>158335725
ur revolting

>>158335737
please don't

>>158335798
;_;

How to stop sads when not needed

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>>158335565
oh. t-thanks ? then??

>>158335725
who wouldn't though

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>>158335565
So you wanted to get them out of the picture from the beginning and you're only using their dinosaur infections as an excuse? How could you?

>>158335690
>>158335318
Ok, if you want.

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>>158335923
sleeps

>>158335923
You don't
They keep following you to your grave

>>158335737
Please don't come back

>>158335923
get mad that you're sad and go punch things

>>158335923
idk but can you call me when you find out haha just let me know. its not that i need to know or anything i just think it'd be interesting.

>>158335923
look at funny things!

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>>158335318

>>158336010
>>158335986
Nvm fixed it
The answer was putting things in perspective

If I can have mood shits like this does that mean I should see a doctor?

>>158335186
Taking the spider to a monster doctor!
Giving the spider worm medication!
The spider getting better in just a few days!
Telling the spider that the bully was lying about it and that they put the worms on her food on purpose!

>>158336095
Christ, that's fucking metal, holy shit.

>>158335927
youre welcome qt
>>158335960
>dinosaur infections
wait i thought they were dragons

>>158336143
I'm not a doctor. I wouldn't know.

>>158336143
I still haven't gone to one but probably should

>>158336179
I personally see them as dragons, but the Part 7 reference at >>158334449 was a reference to a JoJo character who became infected with a disease that let him turn into a dinosaur.

How come alphys didn't go extinct.

>>158336143
do you think anyone here is knowledgeable about mental health

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More cute flowey

>>158336095
This is canon

I wonder how much he was able to torture her after getting to know all her fears and insecurities in detail.

>>158336325
i want off jojo's bizarre ride desu

>>158336327
She's actually a bird monster with several birth defects

>>158336143
It depends, do you get these episodes often? Do they inhibit/cause you to not be able to work/focus as much? If so, then probably if it is severe.

>>158336458
Okay, if you say so. I'll just stick to the dragon versions, then.

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Could I please have some cute Gaster?

>>158336416
>he does everything
>recreating every single one of her nightmares
>turning all of her friends against her.
>killing her in ways that make him laugh, like poisoning her noodles, or injecting her full of determination and locking her in the truelab.
>making undyne find someone else
>giving her the ability to see resets for one timeline, just so she could know how meaningess her life is.

>>158336680
oh no post whatever you want my man, i just like to poke fun

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dummy

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Posting this again because i'm curious

The 5 minute art challenges they've done so far have been
Chara
Toriel
Monster Kid
Tem
Undyne
Asriel
Flowey
Napstablook
Mettaton

What do you guys hope they do tomorrow? What minor characters would you like to see?

I'm hoping for either Asgore or Alphys myself but I would be cool with Papyrus or Frisk

I'd like Gerson to get some love at some point

>>158336964
That's good to know.
That was actually the only one of them as dinosaurs, anyway.

How did Toriel react when she found out Asgore was HIV positive? I know she got tested and it came back negative, but what were her first thoughts? Did she know he was having gay affairs utilizing his microcock?

>>158336907
>letting the plots of all her favorite animes, especially MMKC, become real to her only for them to take a turn for the worse at the last moment

>>158337050
Grillby

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>>158336904
Of course

>>158337067
I didn't watch that episode of goosebumps

>>158337050
I want Woshua

>>158337050
i hope they do sans, he needs more art

>>158337067
Why do you always go after Asgore? Its kind of mean spirited

>>158337067
She locked herself away at the entrance to the underground to warn any unfortunate people who fell into it about him.

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>>158336904
Here you go.

>>158337067
Please stop this. Asgore has an above average dick, because bottoms are better with big dicks.
It's Toriel who got the microcock because of her low testosterone levels. Of course she is also the one who impregnated Asgore, so whatever

>>158337190
Oh I forgot to add him but they already did Sans
>>158337184
Some of the minor characters would be cool

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>>158336416
I'm surprised he ever got bored

>>158337141
It was in Undertale
>>158337212
I don't hate him, just think it's tragic what he's done to hurt so many.
>>158337238
As she should. I bet you of the 6 kids he killed, none of them died HIV negative if you catch my drift. He is a gay pedophile rapist with HIV.

>>158337212
Because he's the (or, 2nd, to some people) nicest guy ever. Oh, and he also killed 6 children.

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>>158337302
Oh my god. You are seriously trying to defend a fictional character's dick-size.

>>158337328
Torturing Alphys isn't as entertaining for long as one might think.
She always whines the same way.

>>158337387
>killed 6 children
Sounds like a nice guy to me. I hate kids.

This is seriously why dadfags should leave

>>158337441
Well, yeah, but without kids, there won't be future people.

And future people are cool.

>>158337412
>taking any thing posted here seriously

>>158337342
He is like a fictional MSPG

>>158337050
I'm hoping for Muffet and Shyren.

>>158337328
Ah
this is good

>>158337342
No i think that was goosebumps.

Viewer beware, the hiv goat is over there.

>>158337424
You sound like you're saying this from experience.

do tell more...

>>158337523
Yeah you're right

>>158337523
This is why goatfags should leave

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>>158337424
I guess it is less fun torturing someone who thinks they deserve it

im so useless

>>158337658
This is why I should leave

>>158337658
this is why fishfags should leave

>>158337212
On the contrary, Asgore should be glad that he gets brought up from time to time.

>>158337610
Man, it's really obvious the later entries were written by ghostwriters

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cant manage draw other things so am arriving here.

>>158337687
Holy fuck please tell me there's more, post an imgur album or something.

>>158337704
at least you make this general feel more lively

>>158337687
>>158337328
>>158336095
So fucking metal that it would be used for welding.

>>158337784
how high is your stabilizer jellyman

>>158337524
I'm pretty sure the humans will be fine without 6 kids

>>158337610
It's not so much experience maybe as conjuncture. Educated guesses.
It would probably be mostly as >>158337687 says. She would think, deep down, that she should be suffering. If you decide to mentally and emotionally torture her it's only going to do so much damage, as she is already doing this to herself. She is her own worst enemy, basically.
After a while you would hit a threshold, where she snaps and you can't get anymore out of her.

>>158337387
>>158337342
He did that for his people though, he put their happiness above his own.

I don't know I just have a hard time shitting on a character like that and it happens so much now that it's literally every single thread that people are shitting on him and those that like him. I don't like that people are still trying to drive characterfags off when there are so few left

I'm not saying its not okay to make fun of him but I think its gotten to the point where its annoying and making the threads worse

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Chara burpfic?

>>158337784
hi pumpkin! can you draw your favorite rabbit from the game?

Flowey has seen all of Alphys' dirty dirty anime collection. He knows exactly what to do with those thick thorny vines. She probably even expects him to do it, maybe secretly wishing for it.

>>158337838
that's the last one that i know of from that artist at the moment, sorry

>>158338010
why is this our legacy

>>158337850
i try but sometimes it feels like there is no point.

>>158337886
I'm sure monsters would be fine as well if a kid or two turned up dead. Surely that won't cause any issues.

>>158337985
Dood

It was a joke

In fact, i'm half dadfag

>>158337925
I want to try to torture alphys, but then regret it as she cries and says she deserves it, then comfort her for the rest of the night.

>>158338108
That's the idea.

>>158338090
it could be 'i want to fuck the goat' for the 500th time.

>>158338010
Your chara burpfic will have to wait for another 50 threads.

>>158338221
that would've been a little better, at least it wouldn't remind me of charanon every day

>>158338120
>half dadfag
>we've been here so long characterfags have started breeding

Imagine if your dick had a bone in it and you broke it lmao
I bet this happened to Asgore anf that's the real reason Toriel left.

what can i do to increase my enjoyment in these threads

are we in a timeloop

guys i'm scared

>>158338240
I WANT IT NOW

>>158338405
post things that you enjoy

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It's 2AM and I'm making shitty memes
The text is from the description of the :torielsad: Steam emote because holy shit that's not the most bullshit and useless thing anyone's ever decided to make a meme about at all is it

>>158338090
Because we have sinned and made Jesus cry manly tears of sadness
Unless Jesus isn't real, in which case; because you killed that man in 1997, Ronald
You think I don't know about that, Ronald?
I know everything about you, Ronald
I even know where you live
You live in a cardboard box next to the library because you're homeless
Fuck you, Ronald

>>158338403
I want to do that to Asriel

>>158338405
drink. Toriel would!

>>158338405
Intoxicate yourself and try to get one poster to have sex with you. You don't have to succeed for it to be fun.

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>>158337861
whatever is default.
>>158338052
This is a good rabbit.

>>158338407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbzflQJo6pI

>>158338120

I don't think people are joking when they spam every thread with stuff like this
>>158334773
>>158337067
>>158337523

I just wish people wouldn't go after the actual posters so much and that they would lay off a bit. It has been like this for the last couple of weeks and its just really mean spirited. It would be annoying if people were seriously shitting on momfags, botfags or even Floweyfags

>>158338416
I was gonna just find one on deviantart, but then i realized that i would have to look up 'Chara burp'.

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>>158338054
He has made everyone in the underground happy...

>>158338520
Man, I tried that and it only led to disappointment.

>>158338589
FIND IT FOR ME NOW!!!

>>158338543
Draw Flowey intensely sucking on some popsickle.

>>158338543
pumpkin youre so wacky! now draw a froggit

>>158337784
oh hi jelly
i was wondering where you were
i hope you had a great day today
i love you

>>158338543
Is that really you, pump?
You have...changed

>>158338405
visit in bursts
post what you like
skim the thread

>>158338543
Hey. Sorry if I came off as rude last night. I wasn't indirectly asking for a (You). I don't care about those. I just thought that my thanks might have gone unnoticed and the purpose of that post was to thank you again. I won't bother you with this anymore.
My request this time would be for you to draw something that makes you happy.

>>158338556
Pretty sure the HIV one was a joke.
The other two are Sorielfag/meme thieves fucking around.

>>158338594
If it led to something that's more than, well, most anything.

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>>158338145
That's common among lizardfags

>>158338494
I always get sad when I drink and visit here

>>158338520
>>158338594
I do this several times a week. It adds up to reward eventually

>>158338054
oh no I can identify with alphys!

>>158338628
Okay, whatever. Not like i don't have weirder things in my history.

>>158338590
I want him to make me happy

>>158338854
Drink more.

I like how some people think there's fake and real happiness. So stupid.

>>158338494
>>158338520
i want to have fun without being drunk.

>>158338443
if i posted something i truly enjoy as much as i wanted i feel i would be annoying.

>>158338735
i'll try that last one. thanks.

>>158338556
If dadfags actually left then it wouldn't be an issue. I'm going to go ahead and tell you that I'm not going to stop so if you have an issue with it you might as well fuck off now

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>>158338960
What did he mean by this?

>>158338805
It only led up to even more trust issues than before
>>158338881
Not gonna try again

>>158338804
If it was a joke it stopped being funny a while back
>>158338992
I'd rather you left

I want to fuck all of you while we listen to the Undertale soundtrack.

>>158338975
>i want to have fun without being drunk.
Anon let's be reasonable here
You obviously don't have the talent to do that and the faster you admit that to yourself the better

>>158339097
At which part do you want to climax?

>>158339085
>If it was a joke it stopped being funny a while back
Agreeing with you there. Though I'm not offended, just bored. Same with the vore/burpfic shit.

>>158339162
When Bonetrousle perks up.

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>>158339039
What happened? Give tldr at least, not like we have better to talk

>>158339263
My nigga.

>>158339243
I am one of the people who started it originally and I already stopped because I got bored with it.
Will think of something new soon,

>>158339243
I would take vorefags over this dumb shit

>>158339097
this actually sounds amazing except the gay part

Jesus, guys.

I came for ultra shitposting. And what did i get?

'Asgore is HIV positive.' I mean, it's shitposting, but not the one i thought would happen.

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>>158335581
>you will never have good times with him

>>158339243
Why did you think any of those things were jokes?

>>158339318
He broke my heart when I needed somebody the most. Can't blame anyone but myself for trying in the first place.

Lets make a new meme. A free meme. A pure meme.

>>158334242
Boku no chara

>>158339469
Asgore has HIV

>>158339441
I assume most things here are jokes.
Keeps you from getting irrationally angry.

>>158339469
That's not how memes work, anon.

>>158339340
I wonder why chara set that up.
I wonder if they set up others.

>>158339243
Its seriously overplayed. I swear its used at least 3 or 4 times in every thread we've had for the past 2 weeks.
>>158339403

>>158339340
They both know how tight he is

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Post fish!

>>158339469
Asgore has no anus or real digestive system and all those kids he ate are still in him as a goop that's been rotting for years.

Yeah let's go with this.

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>>158339436
Feels bad desu

>>158339469
AU where there are no memes on /utg

>>158339469
MSPG and Frick are actually gay lovers and have been dating for three years

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>>158338670
OKay
>>158338674
Okay! Another friend!!
>>158338714
Love!!
>>158338727
I am being fed more!
>>158338765
Nobody has been rude! I am bad at things, sorry!

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>>158339469
alcoholic bird

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>>158339602

>>158339563
What the fuck did you say you little shit?

>>158339634
>>158339530
Why is it always Asgore? He's so fucking boring, can't we meme about an actual funny character like Sans or Papyrus?

>>158339436
>he will never restrain your arms behind your back as he worms his vine into your torn and unbuttoned pants

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>>158336904
my gasters are all old and dusty

I had to make a wattpad acount for Burpfic guy. I hope yer' happy.

>>158339656
Facts make for boring memes.
What we need is good, hard fiction.

Pick a character you're neutral towards (NPCs are fine)
Come up with a wild fact about them, the sort of thing you'd see in a tabloid

>>158339634
Jesus fuck anon.

>>158339634
I like this.
Let's go with this

dad, where do memes come from?

>>158339656
i'd rather frot a cheesegrater

have any of you guys ever fapped so much you've grazed the head?
is it still safe to fap like this?
haha asking for a friend

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Are you guys seriously tired of me memeing on dadfags? Is there a better group to shit on?

I guess I could do Asrielfags more. What are some good jokes for Charafags?

>>158339946
So would Frick

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>>158339685
Thanks for flower!
>>158339883
I imagine Toriel and Asgore made headlines when they divorced.

Does anyone have the screencap of the person asking for a picture of Sans eating all the other character's magical shit?

>>158340024
if your dick hurts then stop for a day or two
it is not fun to wake up in the morning with blood covering your dick

>>158340049
i am frick

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>>158339737
flowey's such a good friend, replacing my belt after i left it at home today!

>>158339883
'Flame man reveals that the 'secret sauce' to his burgers is not semen, but human souls.'

>>158339778
>>158339946
WHO DO I BELIEVE!?

>>158340024
one time i jerked off so much that i was in crippling pain for like a whole day but still had to go to school. good times. undertale

>>158340103
please leave that skank and go out with me!

>>158339883
Nobody here is original so that's impossible

>>158340103
i love you

>>158340047
Are you going soft on dadfats now? I was entertained.
If you can come up with something good then do whatecer I guess. Asgore's a good one though.

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>>158340080
i got out of bed to get you this.

>>158340103
no i am frick

>>158340047
No, please continue with me.

>>158340253
Holy fuck

>>158340254
i love you

>>158340253
Thank you very much, my sleepy friend.

>>158340253
Oh my christ.

If there's anything that makes me better while sick, its fetish rule 34.

>>158340253
moms are into sans because he's a scatty lover daddy

>>158339685
cute! now do onionsan

>>158340253
Did anyone ever deliver?

>>158340471
No, everyone's into sans for that reason.

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What was meant by this?

>>158340752
multiple things.

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Take this poll
www.strawpoll.me/11500457


>>158340240
I'm not the HIV guy. I'm the one who keeps calling them cucks and pointing out how pathetic dadfags are and how they should all do the world a favor and off themselves.
They've always been the easiest to shit on because everyone here hates Asgore and I do honestly wish they would leave because I think they're annoying shits that ruin these threads

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goodnight thread

>>158340908
Goodnight I love you!

>>158340874
where's the "who gives a fug" option

>>158340874
I honestly just do it because I think it's fun to shit on Asgore.

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>>158340068
you are welcome for flower!
>>158340524
Thats a long walk! Will do!

does anyone else wish for me a drawing to make?

>>158340983
Keep doing it

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>>158340908
sleep well lil skel

>>158340874
great banter i r8 8/8

>>158341014
is this vore

>>158340908
r.i.p. frisk, night anon

>>158341014
I am sure something about you changed

>>158340874
>I think they're annoying shits that ruin these threads
So you generate 10 times as much shit as them and go after the twitter guy, who provides more value to this thread in a single post than you ever will. Brilliant.

>>158341014
Hey now. Don't hug that Froggit too hard. Draw the scarf mouse.

>>158341014
please don't kill the froggit and draw you eating something you like but that won't harm others

>>158341201
>sorielfag is the twitter dadfag
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER

>>158341280
..what?

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holy shit this goat is so fucking adorable

>>158340874
your dedication to repetitive, empty shitposting makes me feel less autistic so thanks for that

>>158341348
cute

>>158341354
>"""""""""""""""God"""""""""""""""

Sure thing buddy

>>158341354
Wow, those are some great undertale-related happenings

>>158341005
>Giving a fuck about the actual character
It's only fun to me because of how shit the posters are. If you aren't making people feel like shit and getting them mad at you what's the point?
>>158341201
It's not like anyone from these threads couldn't do the same thing.

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>>158341348
yeah he is

>>158341354
>>>/soc/

I FUCKING HATE TOBY FOX FUCK I'LL KILL HIM AND I'LL KILL TEMMIE TOO FUCKING BITCH COCK FUCK

>>158341319
He just did it to drum up attention! Can't you see? It's the greatest ruse ever pulled.

>>158341510
Hey what'd tem do?

>>158341354
And I thought you were the cancer anon at first

>>158341485
>It's not like anyone from these threads couldn't do the same thing.
Thanks for volunteering. Now go find me five fresh fish pictures, I'm running low.

>>158341512
.........yeah sure okay buddy

>>158341354

WAIT, GOD DAMNIT. I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT.

>>158341509
>asking asgore to go to /soc/
no one will like him, he has hiv

>ywn be floweys living toy

>>158341510
Leave toby *my future bf* alone but plesae kill temmy tnx in advanced

>>158341485
Yeah, but I think it's funny BECAUSE of his characterfags

Why doesn't anyone post Omega Flowey anymore?

>>158341657
>femanons

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>>158341657
why you gotta remind me

>>158341715
Yes, kill the false prophet. Dog shall save us.

>>158341657
I want to be OF's living toy for all of eternity

>>158341657
I want him to play with me until i break. Then we can do it all over again.

>>158341613
lol no
I don't give two fucks about fishcucks. You guys can go scrounge through the cesspool that is this fandom if you want that crap. I'm just saying that I don't give two fucks about some retard that goes on twitter for 30 seconds and finds new garbage art for the idiots here to jack off over
>>158341729
Explain

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>>158341774
>that drool

>>158340752
That you should let Gaster consume every part of your body because it will feel good.
Especially your bones.

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>>158341825
Praise Dog.

>>158341879
>lol no
>I don't give two fucks about fishcucks. You guys can go scrounge through the cesspool that is this fandom if you want that crap. I'm just saying that I don't give two fucks about some retard that goes on twitter for 30 seconds and finds new garbage art for the idiots here to jack off over
Your trolling is so transparent it's almost endearing.

>>158341879
u r a cool kid

God I hate the lizard.

>>158341948
Overthrow Mkid.

>>158341753
....................................................................
it makes me think of OFkun that promised he'd kill himself

>>158341974
You realize in 5 minutes hes gonna say "thanks for the (you)s losers" then leave
Stop responding

>People continuing to respond to Sorielfag when he literally said he just likes to stir up shit
Stop

>>158341101
>>158341014
I will fap to it just in case.

>tfw you'll never be a helpless froggit absorbed by drawfag

>>158342061
But it's fun!

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>>158341101
This me am making friends!!
>>158341135
I change a lot! When mamma gives me more juice a get slimey and new friends make me different too!
>>158341215
Hug!!
>>158341215
... kill..? I dont kill or hurt, I love! I only eat the stuff mamma gives me!

On my way to onionsan!

Guys.
This is cool and all, but i have a question.

What does this have to do with Dancing Kids?
After all, it's the importent questons that matter.

>>158341201
Tbh he's an asgorefag and deserces it even though he brings nice pics

how do you draw flowey

>>158342046
But he didn't.... yet

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>>158341753
All the OFfags are dead

But here's some for you

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>>158341974
>>158341983
>>158342089
>>158342061
You idiots do know that I'm not the only one shitting on these guys right now right? I know you like to pretend that people give a fuck about your opinions and I'm the only one doing this but there are at least 3 people that also shit on Ascuck and his crap fans and that poll just proves my point

>>158342250
petalmeupfam.mov

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>>158342186
>When mamma gives me more juice a get slimey and new friends make me different too!
Oh fuck we've been feeding an amalgamate.

>>158341657
I want to be inside him

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>>158342186
>it absorbed the rabbit and froggit
>scarf mouse is next
WE GOTTA WARN ONIONSAN

>>158342316
But I am one of you

I just don't pretend to do it for anything but entertainment

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>>158342250
i assume you're asking for this
>tfw she doesn't come here any more
>>158342356
yep that's the one

>>158342250
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o1a8woMv_4A

>>158342186
That was not a hug at all! You killed that Froggit!