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xth for gsg

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2nd for best skin

>>158201727
that's not a bs hyper beast awp

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first for solo queue anxiety

>>158201789
If it was it wouldn't be the best skin
Graphite is best awp skin

>that nade

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Friendly reminder that CSGO is an anime-friendly video game.

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>>158202031
>western deviantart shit
>""""""""""anime""""""""""
>>>/g/aia/

its the typical danish choke

>dignitrash

>>158202380
idiot

anon-kun treddo-wa

CUTE!

GOD

GUARDIAN WENT SSJ2

are people spamming residentsleeper when YNK is talking actually complaining or is it just a meme? I get that he talks very flatly but he usually says interesting shit.

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>>158203237
amazing discovery in old thread (by me)

>>158201727
not even close
case hardened all day

>>158203337
Bit of both probably. But most of them literally are 12 years old. See: all the CRINGE xD shit.

>>158203337
he used to be pretty monotone but he's since improved

most of twitch chat just spams whatever the appropiate meme is. they are foreign darkies or 13 year old american boys

I need to see that clip again of guardian right now

>>158203494
do u not remember the guardian flick?

>>158203337
>taking twitch chat seriously

>>158203343
post feet and/or belly

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>>158203629

>>158203528
I only remember the guardian dick. in dicknitas mouth

>>158203664
oh shit pansy feets

this is how i imagine she spends her free time

tub of ice cream, netflix and alcohol/marijuana

>>158203528
like u see it at the end of overpass
"oh wow s1mple has 32 kills"
but u can never remember them.

but try guardian...u can see the flick
i remember a guardian flick.

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>>158203743

>>158203828
she got fat but that's good

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>>158203743

>>158203809
is it me or is SmithZz a bit of a boring whiffer

like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow SmithZz has 32 whiffs" but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single SmithZz whiff ?

but try coldzera...u can see the whiff i remember a cold whiff

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>>158203980

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>>158203194

missed it, what was the half score?

>>158203948
damn was she going to eat all that to herself? for presumably lunch?

dirty girl

>>158204103
Look on HLTV you pathetic virgin retard

dignitas out of nowhere? why are they just winning every duel and have the better setup everytime? can't remember them playing this while for a long time now.

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>>158203948
maybe

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>>158204161
>lunch
more like a snack lmao

>>158204204
it's not hard to not be trash at csgo

you just have to be better than the top teams cheats

>>158203948
>>158204232
>inb4 she eats it all anyway

>>158204232
i wish there was video of her eating it off the floor drunk in a skimpy outfit and even sucking the juices out of the carpet and then throwing up and passing out and in the last frames you see anders look into the camera and turn it off

>>158204246
highly sexual chin

>>158202380
kys

LEL

Dig fucked by the fucking game sound.

God dammit, this isn't even english anymore.

Stop ending your sentences with with.

I bet Pansy thinks she looks like a curvy Natalie Dormer

Would still fugg

If they keep playing like this it will be an easy win for them desu

DO I BET ON VP?

>navi
rofl

>navi

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>>158204605

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simple drops near 30 kills every match

wp 2 dignitas

msl looks like this kid

>>158204605
>DO I BET
hahahaha, my sides.

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>>158204519
>ywn wake up to this

>>158201727
That's not a deagle blaze

Interviewers need to start asking shitty questions and players need media training.

>>158204654
thank god

>>158204509
That's literally a meme rule.

>>158204654
>waking up next to pansy
>not sneaking out at 4am and leaving her to deal with her hangover alone like she deserves

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Imagine how Cajunb feels now lmao. Gets booted by his own organisation and joins some mismatch randoms, and is now in a grand final whilst Asstrails is in ruins.

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>rubino's height

>>158204701
No. Let things remain awkward.

Everyone wants esports to be "professionalized" until the "professionals" start cracking down on fun because it scares away advertisers.

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Those shoes are sick.

>>158204701
>HOW DO U FEEL RIGHT NOW
>WOW WHAT A CLOSE MATCH, HOW DID YOU NOT TILT
>ARE YOU READY FOR NEXT MATCH?
>ARE YOU PREPARED FOR NEXT MATCH?
>ARE YOU FEELING GOOD FOR NEXT MATCH?
>HAHA GOOD LUCK 2 U IN UR NEXT MATCH, NSL

>>158204746
It's funny because I can't remember any team having better results after kicking someone. Maybe -pronax +dennis but even then they stopped winning majors.

snax is are gay

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>>158204726
Pansy don't be so hard on yourself we all love you

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>>158204713
>wear shorts
>win tournament

>>158204605
Dignitas plays smarter for sure. VP is a brute of a team in comparison. Dig is hitting every shot and it seems.

>>158204837
how huge of a /fa/ggot do you have to be to think these are anything but appaling

>>158204746
Imagine how Kjaerbye feels.

>>158204654
>ywn keep the recording of pansy saying filthy filthy things while she jerks you off slowly while watching Astralis gradually but inevitably throw a quarterfinals match

>>158204831
I agree with you but interviewers are exactly what's wrong with being "professional". They ask the same trash questions, people who barely speak english give the same answers.

MMA also has this problem.

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>>158204713

>>158204715
>he has room to manoeuver with
???
nigger speak.

>>158204964
Stage interviews are a meme anyway. Should just wait until later.

>>158204519
pansy seems like she's very self-conscious. hiding behind her hair, her clothes, awkward on camera and the weight gain.

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>>158205064
Seems like it tbqh

>>158204874
>It's funny because I can't remember any team having better results after kicking someone.
ex6tenz

by far

Asstrailcyst will thrive with Glaive. Karrigan was throwing for months because he knew he was leaving.

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>>158204913
Thanks, I just bet on VP.

>>158205171
Good point. Body turned out to be a pretty good upgrade.

>>158205064
someone needs to fuck her good

>>158205310
It wasn't just an upgrade. ex6 is a good IGL but he was making the team shit by making them play to his liking at all times. They kicked him, played loose and that let Scream/Shox shine. RPK is a great support for those two.

meme roles:
mad fragger
secondary rifler

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>>158205353
Already did.

>>158205160
INCRBEDLY AWKARD GIRL TALKIGN AT VERY HIHG SPEEDS

>>158205416
>meme roles:
>mad fragger
this, who needs raw headshots when you can have beautiful smoke grenades across the map
support a best

>>158201209
How is that even possible?

>>158205598
I have a QCK+

>>158205598
by being a low sens cuck

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Imagine being Blu in that match and having to be all like "damn, Pansy, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your pantsuit and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my caster character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another semmler in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Blu and not only sit in that chair while Pansy flaunts her disgusting caster voice in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her non-chin and layer of foundation, and just sit there, match after match, hour after hour, while she perfected her style. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, PANSY CASTS LIKE THAT?*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of european twins and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Ohio. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe her face contemplatively at the camera, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "on point (for that is what she calls it)" casting, the casting she worked so hard for with media coaches in the previous months. And then the ESL organizer calls for another match, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the ESL security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Blu. You're not going to lose your future Major Final cast over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

reminder that you can also become good great super aimer if you change your sensitivity to lower!

>>158205598
no wonder you can't get out of silver if you're a high sens shitter
t. 64 cm/360

>>158205991
reminder that you can also become good great super aimer if you change your resolution to native!

>>158205306
vp has a terrible rating. 70 at stake to get 110 back is a ripoff. just saying. There is a real possibility that dignitas is just going to steal the win in this one.
Always bet on the underdog with good lan runs.
We will see soon.

reminder that you can also become good great super aimer if you purchase private hacks!

>>158206118
sorry but that doesn't work if you aren't a black penis enthusiast

>>158206168
its not 70 to get back 110, the odds are even worse than that

>i talk to owner of vp
>he impress me with 400k ru very much
>i think VP will win
>GOOOO VEEE PEEEH

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MSL looks like this kid

>>158206845
>6 yrs younger than me
>looks like he is fucking 40
lmao

Nuke
Overpass
Mirage

I work behind the scenes.

>>158206938
he also works at a supermarket

who am i to judge tho i work fast food

>>158207038
msl works at a supermarket?

>win 9 games in a row
>no rank up
>next play tie
>rank up

ummm gogurts??

Wojtas sounds baltic

Wilno naszhe?

do you guys still watch this shit
first it became boring when that fat neckbeard fuck won every tournament
then too many tournaments and monthly roster changes

>you will never suck Pansy's toes

SEMMLER HAS THE GAYEST LAUGH

IT LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE A CUM BURP

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whats up 'gog

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>>158207927

feet are for teasing your dick to get it hard before rigorous intercourse

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This cameraman is some Euro 2012 level stuff

>tfw you will never suck on pensy's dick

>>158208140
meant for
>>158207789

(You)s must be fairly received.

Recently started playing again after a few months break, ranked up from LE to Sup and anyone else think the ranks feel as inflated as before the derank? I mean the general level of skill on this rank feel so low.

>>158208438
Even globals are all aim no brain or all brain no aim. No one has it both.

>>158207463
>actually playing the game
uhmmmmmmm.......

>>158208509
>no one has both
ok shitter

>"nice kill by byali, almost like he knew he was gonna do that"

>>158207463
>he cares about ranks

xd

>haven't talked to good CSGO friend in a while(6 months)
>he blocked me at some point
>don't know why
>can't figure out how to contact him

y bro

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>twitch 1080p 60fps
>dignitas t1
>inferno coming back

wtf i love csgo now

>>158209223
but swedish scene is kill so who cares about cs

lemme get a (you) for old times sake
for all the lost skines

byali toggling hard

jesus christ cajun

@158209394
check ur mail friend

>>158209223
>dignitas t1
for another 3 weeks at most

wtf i love danes now

>>158209161
because u were a cunt and i hate u

>>158209363
it'll all come back together in time for the next major

>>158209161
you're annoying sry my man

this event's camera man seeking out girls from the crowd and zooming in on them is so creepy

>>158211191
romantically*

>>158211191
fuck off m8 the camera man is fucking based

>>158211191
it depends on if he's attractive or not

>>158211191
>showing cute girls in the crowd is creepy for some reason

fuck off you gigantic faglord

>>158211191
>*tips*
>*fedora*

>>158211191
>i make this exact same bait post earlier
>only 2 (You)s

fuck you /csgog/

where is this event?

somewhere in eastern europe i assume

>>158211503
uh oh

https://twitter.com/CaptainSashko

>>158211639
Moscow.

The Russian Oligarchs put a lot of cash into it, including VP's hacks. If VP win, 250k goes back to the people who organized the event.

>>158211693
ok definitely a creep

then again what can you expect from an event held in russia, women are treated like cattle there

>>158211693
what a rapist pig

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>meet an annoying and rude person in MM
>he tells people to kill themselves if somebody does anything wrong, while he's bottom fragging
>starts throwing the game intentionally and bullies a child by teambleeding him
>dox him after the game. 20 y/o living in his parents house. send an email to his father, detailing his acts and mention that he's also a proud pot smoker which is a felony in the state he lives in
>Last Online 8 days ago

why is it that machine look like 1/3 sandnigger

>>158211693
>https://twitter.com/CaptainSashko
raped

>>158212119
i'm 25 and live in me mums basement
csgo and magog is all i have

>>158212160
because he is bri'ish

>>158211693
that's a 6/10 male in russia.

he only has minor FAS

>>158209363
Swedish scene is kill? Haven't followed this game for awhile, why's that?

>>158212119
im 24 and live with my parents in my room

i don't understand the basement meme

if you never left your parents house, odds are you keep your childhood room

>>158212404
literally 0 swedish teams in top 8

>>158212493
>basement
>not living in your mom's attic

>>158212404
>Krimz, JW and Flusha leave fnatic for bitch reasons
>Go to Godsent with pronax
>Lekro, Twistz, join fnatic, Wenton too.
>Godsent immediately become trash
>Fnatic drop off a lot but are still top 10

Karrigan also joined Faze.

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>>158212542
???

>>158212350
>>158212493

I wasn't shaming the fact he lives in his parents house, it was more of a side detail which meant that his parents might have some degree of control over him. Living alone is costly and it's generally better to live with your parents/guardian while working and saving money for your own flat in the future, if you can stand them.

>VP gets destroyed at international events
>Always dominate eastern european events

really makes your neurons work

>>158212645
>trusts a ranking that puts clown9 #6 and team shitquid #8

>>158212590
i live in ur mom's pussy kid

>berating players on twitter using awful "jokes" that you've repeated ad nauseum when you are not working as an analyst, then mocking them and spectators is a professional attitude and not pathetic in the slightest
Is thorin mentally ill or what?

>>158212590
pssshh kid... basement > attic
better temperature, can walk around without making noise, no pesky windows

>>158212684
im 24 and never had a job.

I plan to kill myself before I turn 26. Hope vp wins a major before then.

why is semmler so fucking awful

>>158212974
are you looking for a job? i didn't have proper one until a few months ago, i'm 25

>>158212972
Basements are damp and likely to have more bugs. Attics enforce your superiority by living above the working scum.

>buy g403
>too small for my hands
guess its time for another deathadder

>de_keyboard

>>158213098
Yes, but not hard. I'm just kidding, I like the suicidal romanticism to escape the incoming 30 years of wageslavery.

>>158212684
in mediterranean countries (for example spain and italy) it is quite normal for young people to live with their parents into late 20's. they only move out after they get married and then they move together into own house with their partner.

>>158213004
>gay
>vaguely french
>false sense of talent due to latching himself onto a more talented partner

>>158213496
yeah well in america, our culture shames any male living at home past 23. now instead of these losers killing themselves quietly, they take out the rage on other people

>>158213602
>>vaguely french
he's 100% muh heritage
I remember when he tried to interview NBK in french, NBK was so confused since semmler's french was absolute trash and they had to switch back to english asap

>>158212602
hows that karrigan bit related to swedish scene

all godsent needs to become a bottom top10 team is to replaze znajder with someone good

fnatic needs more time and can probably be good with the roster they already have although replacing wenton would be fine if the new player is clear upgrade

NiP is decent although of course still like always before friberg should go but we know thats not happening

>>158213496

I got kicked out when I was 19. Most people here move out by their 20th birthday. People like being alone + it's easy being a neet on government bux here

>>158213496
it's also a money issue
I have several friends who would love to move out from their parents' but can't because rent is too much

>>158213732
meh cultural attitudes will change on that as it becomes more and more common due to economic situation preventing people from being able to move out to own place

>>158213806
I know he's french or some shit but I wasn't sure if he was born there, in french-canada or just had french parents.

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Is the server picker ded?

>>158213987
i moved out at 21 when i went to study in an uni in another city, the government effectively pays my rent as part of the student subsidies i receive

>>158213828
>hows that karrigan bit related to swedish scene

If he doesn't know about swedish shuffle, chances are he didn't know about the most recent roster change.

>>158214084
I'm pretty sure he's american
His french was AWFUL like unintelligible stuff even basic sentences were all wrong not some grammar errors here and there, everything.

>>158214302
>Originally from the USA, he had moved to Sweden to be a part of The GD Studio.

Is all I could fine. Also, Anders has a wiki page, but Semmler doesn't. lmao what a fag

>>158214084
his father is from france
why he has such a gay french name

>>158214302
sounds like he is a typical burger that pretends they have cultural roots because they are 1/16 cherokee or some shit

>>158214118
literally no ass

destroying virtus pro's ct cobble is actually pretty impressive from dignigs

based camera man spotting more cuties

holy shit that cat eared qt

>>158214581
is it possible to not have cultural roots
why are americans so fucking stupid?

>>158215017
jews make more money from stupid people so the entire system is designed to make stupid people

>>158214430
Auguste is juste a Augustus (the emperor) but in french desu

>>158214581
Yeah idk maybe grand parents were french or something or his father as anon above said but still it was like "Nathan hey how you are now? Happy feeling victory yes?"
Broken french all around NBK was so fucking confused it was hilarious I wish I could find the interview again

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>>158215007

>watch cs
>wow this high level play makes me want to play the game
>play cs
>do shit
>get yelled at
>feel like shit

i hate this game but i love watching it

>the guys in the audience doing the "dab" are like literally 12 years old
now i know who propagates these shit memes

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>trusting danes

>>158215961
clips.
twitch.
tv/epicenter_en1/ProudShrimpPeteZarollTie

is the event over?

>>158216649
3rd map of the grand final in a minute you nigger

>Semmler: Damn I only got to suck one cock to completion in the break time.

that cum isn't sitting right in semmler's stomach

>>158216709
>3rd map of the grand final in a minute you nigger

then why is this shit dead lmao?

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Is it possible to dislike Semmler?

>>158217413
yes, if you are not a gay male

wew ladders are fucking cancer

>all these girls at a video game competition

how

>>158217746
>like 3 or 4 girls
>all these girls

How did Dignitas get good? When Thorin predicted them to become a top 4 team I thought he was crazy

WTF DANES ARE DOING IT

>>158217746
anyone with enough cash to waste on tickets to a video game event probably has a 8/9/10 gf to bring.

also a lot of slutty RU girls stream cs

Papa Biceps at it again. About to bankrupt me.

>>158218027
>How did Dignitas get good?
they got good cheats like everyone else

Are we witnessing the start of the Dignitas era?

Mirage a good map to try and rank up on? Or should I just play cache and hate myself.

wait wait wait, this event is in moscow?


how the fuck is semmler still alive then

>>158218214
even if they lose this final, they will still get enough money to get the best private cheats in the scene atm, so they can only get better from here

This is just bad Counter Strike from VP.

>>158218590
>Run into MSL at B and dying every round episode

>>158218360
people do the same stupid shit on every map

KARRIGAN B T F O

>>158218214
>le cheat maymay bcuz I can't handle it

they play better cs. right now their game is worlds apart. they outsmart VP in every duel.

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>doubting dignigs

>anders pronouncing magisk perfectly

When I'm Dignitas (extended cut), soon.

>>158218392
Semmler is actually straight and very "conservative" in his views

>>158218860
>implying the dane wouldn't know better than anyone else

>>158218753
every top team cheats

>>158218864
get back to casting semenler

Virtus.noob

>>158218859
who?

>>158218912
they trade off every single time they engage in favor for them. It's math.

>win 1 lan
>dude tier 1
>literally elite lmao

fucking anders. i can't wait for dig to bomb out once top teams actually spend time studying them

>>158219082
this is how white people think

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They're going to choke as usual, right?

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MILF yo

>Pasha
Uninstall

CAJUN IS A LITERAL GOD TASTELESS

>>158219574
im getting a single mom vibe

>>158219574
>I can't believe I'm sitting in a stadium with a bunch of nerds watching other nerds play video games
>Why didn't I get that abortion?

>>158219082
Skillwise the players are usually around the middle (for pro standarts). They play so much better in terms of taking engagements and trading. They almost don't gift frags to VP and making very little mistakes overall. Their CT on mirage was insanely good, without anyone having fragmovies but impressive retakes and smart positioning aswell as superb teamplay.
Alot of teams seem to just free-frag nowadays honestly. G2 fnatic NIP and the new navi seem to follow the "run and gun" meta while dig switches it up, notice how they play super aggressive and fast on forcebuys on either side and probe for information now and again on buyrounds to catch people off guard.
If these top teams can't wrap their head around it they deserve to be punished.

well im happy for cajun

nobody is getting their winnings from this, are they?

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I've made a huge mistake.

>>158220039
this
astrashit went to shit after kicking him for kjb lol
kek

this stage is GOAT

>>158220109
>all it takes to win a basement dweller is a rusty bus on stage

>>158220047
this is russia not some balkan shithole
they have money for shit like this just the average citizen is poor as shit

ASTRALIS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>158220047
no the plan was for VP to win, so they could funnel 250k back into the oligarch company that owns VP.

but in the last map, vp's hacks malfunctioned. russian engineering

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>>158205306
FUCKING SHIT. WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TRY TO STOP ME.

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DIGNITAS

>another shady as fuck team wins a tournament
really makes me think

>>158220260
>he read the false flag script

the real script was to reveal msl's meme strats for the major for slavi and vp to know

this was, as you call it, el honeypottero

DER ER ET YNDIGT

>>158220347
>IS PRIZE MONEY SIGNIFICANT
>Yes
>ONLINE OR LAN
>Lan
>ARE THEY UNDERDOGS
>No
>GROUP STAGE OR FINAL
>Final
>BET AGAINST

The flowchart never lies.

what did konfig mean by his pants

>>158220549
That's where his hacks are

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MY DIGNIGGER BROS

WW@?

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>>158207463
>tfw want to derank
>lose 9 matches in a row
>nothing
>win 2 because nerds carry me
>rank up
COME THE FUCK ON

>>158220959
kys and then look for a derank team you shitty griefer

>>158217413
semmler just oozes estrogen

Is the default-running freestyle era of CS:GO over boys ? Can we finally go back to thinking ingame ?

>>158221039
i only start to grief when the mates are toxic which is ALL THE FUCKING TIME, so fuck you and this shitty game

>>158221427
Yes and we have the game's greatest IGL MSL to lead us into the golden age of tactics.

>>158220959
>win 5 or 6 matches, usually top 3 on the team
>still won't rank up
Forever stuck in silver 3 :|

>>158215879
Don't worry senpai, most of us here also watches the game only.

>>158221427
Not until they nerf all pistols except the glocks running acc, make deagle only pistol capable of 1hk headshot and ban the favela cheaters

>>158222189
Makes me mad that event orgs are pandering to the favelas by holding an event there.

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>>158220347
Literally the first response to your question. >>158204629

>leave astralis
>win a LAN

hmmm

>tourney over
>thread dead

hmmm

when you say B i say

>>158225639
Msl

>play vidya
>browse internet
>comfy and warm
>start csgo match
>cold no matter what
>hands and feet frozen
>fingers move in slowmo
>can't hit anything
I'm not under pressure I don't even care if win or loss but THIS KEEPS HAPPENING

>>158225963
if only there were servers in which you could increase your heat, hmm

Ocean playing in 10 minutes

How do we fix swedish cs, /csgog/?

>>158231687
Disco dollan at major = fixed btw

>>158225963
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

Is the G403 mouse good?

>>158228868
ocean won a map

>selfless

Do you guys think EpiCenter could be a major? I think it could work although Valve definitely needs to replace the cameraman with one of their own or something, that guy was hella problematic.

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Can anyone think of a good edgy nametag for my AK-47? I'm thinking "the Paris Experience" but I can't decide. I already have two M4s: a "Sandy Hook Simulator" and a "de_pulse_nightclub"

Basically I want a name for my gun that has a famous mass shooting / terrorist attack in it, something that will offend 12 year olds who actually once kicked me from a casual match over my gun. Preferably one that had an AK47 used in it.

Thanks in advance.

>>158231687
Play smart CS for once. Let pronax rethink old setups and stop playing the wildcard every round. People started to counter aggression and risky play a long time ago. Quite frankly it's not always about aim.

>>158237612
it's in russia, i don't think valve are too interested in that

but you never know

>>158238610
that's pretty autistic dude

>>158238610
I think you should put your real name on it, then delete the accounts of you and the people you're related to

>just want to get better and beterr and better
>want to play among the best
When will my autism stop?

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>steam web client helper keeps crashing and turning off my game while I'm in clutch situations

>>158238610
Black Lives Don't Matter

>>158237612
they had a cool stage. but lots of production and technical problems. There is probably no way to remove the ESL or Dreamhack juggernaughts unfortunately

this game is boring

>>158237532
Is our O gonna win a FUCKING LAN?!?

That feel when dust2 is gonna be removed for infernew. Valve please no it's a great map.

>>158237612
Valve hates russia. They gave NA two majors before Russia/CIS. Next year is going to be PGL and Eleague.

>>158242359
They could start by giving them a fucking server.
Fucking india has it's own servers.

>>158242289
cs:go has the worst d2 throughout every version of counter strike

>>158242289
Do you think they just delete the map or what? It just means no souvenir drops and mouz, CLG, C9, Echofox, G2, and Fnatic get worse while VP gets better

>>158242692
clg and c9 can't possible be worse than they already are

>>158242359
>>158242590
Oh, I meant they gave NA 2 dota majors in 1 year with CIS having none, btw. Valve really hates russia

>>158242747
C9 plays D2, remember how bad they were on Inferno when refusing to ban it? CLG ONLY can play Dust.

hows it going magog?

>>158239046
Why is it autistic? It's fun tirggering people.

>>158239793
In consideration. I don't want racism, though, just edginess.

>>158245213
>magog
What does this mean?

>>158245529
Black Lams Matter

>tfw forever silver 3
kill me desu

>>158249002
Send me nudes and i'll coach ya to at least MG

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But what does it mean?

>>158254010
majorly means you got caught cheating and it's a permanent ban
get fucked

>>158254219
what? i didnt even, the most """suspicious""" thing i do is spam space to barely bunny hop and spam chat.

>>158254427
get fucked nigger

>>158254491
would it be a griefing thing, cause i am cancer in that regard (team kills, damage every now and again, mic spam to the max, only buying dualies some games)

>>158254947
nope, dont cheat kid

>>158255549
hmm, well it was a smurf so whatever, can i just chargeback?

>>158255608
>Kid won't even admit he's cheating anonymously
You have severe mental issues that need to be addressed by a professional. Please seek help.

hype? http://www.hltv.org/match/2306058-mvp-pk-splyce-zotac-world-cup

>>158254947
for griefing you get minorly disruptive
get doublefucked you triplenigger

>>158256614
>>158256060
so can i just cahrgeback?

>>158256810
If you care about 7.50 that much, you can try it. Just take the loss and buy another account to continue cheating on. At least take responsibility for once in your life.

>>158256905
it was 15.00

how do i chargeback anyway.

I dont care about losing the account

>>158256956
>he paid 15 bucks for csgo
Wew lad.

It's only a few bucks, forget it. It's payment for fucking over honest players.

>>158257070
what? why should i forget it? its 15 that could be spent again

>>158257618
You're a fucking child

>>158257642
immature yes, but that still doesnt answer my q

>change crosshair
>headshots get easier
fallen's crosshair is pretty based desu

>>158260083
how new?

>>158239745
thought I was the only one
the fucks going on

>>158260083
neo's is better

>>158260083
Mine's better

cl_crosshair_drawoutline "0"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_maxdist_splitratio "0.35"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_innermod "1"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_outermod "0.5"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitdist "7"
cl_crosshair_outlinethickness "1"
cl_crosshair_sniper_width "1"
cl_crosshairalpha "200"
cl_crosshaircolor "1"
cl_crosshaircolor_b "50"
cl_crosshaircolor_g "250"
cl_crosshaircolor_r "50"
cl_crosshairdot "0"
cl_crosshairgap "-2"
cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue "0"
cl_crosshairscale "1"
cl_crosshairsize "3.5"
cl_crosshairstyle "4"
cl_crosshairthickness "1"
cl_crosshairusealpha "1"
cl_fixedcrosshairgap "-4.5"
cl_crosshair_sniper_width 2

how the hell do i sell my smurf account

>>158267789
sell it to this nigger
>>158254010

ded general
splyce is destroying those chinks

i wish i could disable all the scope blur shit

i know well enough myself when i'm accurate stop blurring my view

>>158272581
wtf daps tho

FUCK, I LOVE MEMES

https://twitter.com/IMTzakk/status/790381476609085440
Pleeeeaaaase

>>158274630
wow what a cunt for tweeting that

>>158274630
>>158275519
I bet it was said to shroud

Does anyone want a m4-s nitro factory new for $3.40?

>>158276361
sure

>>158276462
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/M4A1-S%20%7C%20Nitro%20%28Factory%20New%29

Top one mate

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Why do I not have the beta?

>consistently scoring 15+ rws on ESEA
Feels good desu

>>158276146
fuck I wish he would quit

Anyone have a spare (You)?

>>158276585

because you are the beta

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>wait 20 minutes in queue
>9/10 players ready

>>158279207
>wait 0 minutes in your moms house
>2/2 people ready

why wasn't katowice 2016 considered a major?

ded game
ded general

>>158281721
because valve wasn't involved?

>just got accused of aimbot by a global
kim oh chee my friends :-)

>>158281721
the entire major system is fucking dumb

tfw you get called a smurfer and hacker because you haven't played for a while and got deranked into GN3

Best feel