/ss13g/

No fuck you I'm moving now

nth for having fun and no shitposting!

Get a load of this asshat
>>158001854

>>158001984
You started it desu

>>158002086
No, I'm going to keep posting in this one
You might as well just stay up and post 6 more times because I'm not doing it

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Xth for THICC waifus are best waifus

What's the link to the Discord?

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8th for blease help kill all vox

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Space Station:Corporate Mercenary
SS:CM is a game based upon Space Station 13 and Colonial Marines using a branch of the FPStation codebase.
The players are split into two groups, the Mercenary forces of the MercDonalds franchise and various hostile forces scattered throughout the galaxy (currently just aliens). Every round each side attempts to accomplish objectives and terminate the other team.

Discord: https://discord.gg/T7dVGcR
We plan to hold a public test next weekend.

>>158002730
this thread is for the /vg/ server
the only ss13 hub of sorts I know is whatever reddit has, so make sure to post about it there

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>Yfw someone paid dosh to get a "fuck you duny" picture in a ss13 problem sleuth clone

>>158002594
>tfw you will never be a thicc waifu

>>158003831
>tfw no husbando to help make you thiccer

>>158002952
autism

>>158004094
>tfw everyone husbandos shitters
Where are the smart and helpful ones at?

>>158004940
only 1 gay bird to be husbando

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HANDS IN THE AIR NON-HUMANS, YOUR HUMAN HARMING WAYS ARE UP, THE SHERRIF IS IN TOWN.

Why the fuck do your redditcoders use discord over irc?

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>>158001652
Why don't you update your op to list the vgstation discord and not the tgstation irc?

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>>158006365
I dont' know why I expected vgstation to be anything other than dead

>>158006365
>thinking the discord is even associated with this server

>>158007365
If it isn't, then where have all the people from the IRC gone? Because the IRC is dead. Literally no one posts there except the server bots.

>>158007469
The server is dead

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He can't keep getting away with it!

>>158007365
I mean
It is
It was established by the headmin as the server's official Discord
But you're probably going to come up with some bullshit reason why you not liking it means it's not REALLY associated with the server

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>>158003821
I went to go check and holy fuck

>>158008226
Glorious isn't it, someone donated 5 bucks for it in the discord, gave me a good laugh

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splish

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>>158008474
Cute, reminds me of Reica to be honest.

@158008474
@158008710
stop samefagging and kill (___)r self (___) piece of shit. Nobody wants to give (___) any attention.

>>158001652
>no "Spess" in OP
Fuck you, faggot, i wish you would concentrate on making thread next time, not on how many dicks you can take up your ass

>>158007365
I mean whatever man

but at some point I'm gonna be sick of redirecting code noobs looking for vg

hello

Hardy is a bad boy

Is the pompadour the male equivalent of the floorlength braid?

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>>158010284

>>158010284
if by that you mean only faggots use it then yes

So for the TEG, as far as I understand CO2 is bad and needs to gtfo. but no matter how cool I make the exhaust, it still keeps building up. Do I need to put more scubbers in the burn chamber or what?

Game's over, man, game's over

>>158010839
Yes.

4693ms

its dead boys

this needs to be on juke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBCMoVHiARg

https://youtu.be/MJUuDoRZpyU

My dad managed to traumatize me with The Wall when I was like 8 and it stuck with me ever since

>>158012164
thats a good dad

We finally killed the Dove of serb
Sieg.

>>158012164
MONEY. IT'S A CRIME. SHARE IT FAIRLY, BUT DON'T TAKE A PIECE OF MY PIE
t. vox trader

>>158012423
That's not the Wall you birb, that's DSotM which is better than the Wall

>>158012487
I prefer DSOTM so I figure'd i'd interject it into the conversation.
SQUAWK BIRB ALWAYS RIGHT

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=67

Nuke got banned!!!
The community was so different back then looks like.

BUT IT WAS ONLY FANTASY
THE BAN WALL WAS TOO HIGH AS YOU CAN SEE
NO MATTER HOW HARD HE TRIED HE COULD NOT PROXY FREE
AND THE PUBBIES ATE INTO HIS BRAIN
t.kingston

>>158013116
kingston freed

What makes you happy spessmen?

>>158013319
skeletons

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>>158013319
adventures with friends
doing something never done before
wowing people
laffs
thinking back to the good times

>>158013319
Pain.
The pain of my fellow spessmen, and my own pain.
The pain I feel and the exhilaration that comes with it, when I take on antags. The pain the clown feels when I mace them. The pain the Mime feels when I take his mask. The pain the Roboticist feels when I blow his borgs. The pain the AI feels when it has to open doors for me all day.

Pain. Makes me happy.

>>158010284
If you aren't cosplaying Sweet Jp, then yeah, just about.

Plain, short duck tail aint the monster we have in the server, so go nuts or don't bother.

>>158013319
Antaging successfully.
Being complimented for a job well done.
Getting into someone else's greentext.

>>158014000
>Being complimented for a job well done.
HNNNG.

Nice trips. I made this while waiting for the server to start again.

Did I do a good job, senpai?

serb dead?

>>158013319
>RP with my patients
>learning new things in medbay
>saving lives as they scream their leg needs to be amputated when it's just a fracture
>fucking around playing mad scientist in an empty virology lab
>hanging out in the bar
>ragecage
>trying to save as many people as possible when the shuttle comes and ending up left behind on the station
>playing as a doggo with someone who actually RPs something
>being a waifu

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>>158014362
of course I miss the pic

>>158013116
AI, do you think they'll drop the nuke?
AI, do you think they'll like this room?
AI, do you think they'll try to emp my bolts?
Ooh, aah, AI, should I build the SME?
t. MoMMI
making pink floyd songs SS13 related is fun to pass time til serb is back

>>158014659
<Smooth Jazz Solo>
t.Mime

>>158013319
the friend I made from this game

Can we revert borers back to old Baystation borers? Current borers are fucking retarded

>>158015339
make borers valid by default again to non-antags and they'll be fine

>>158015339
serb is kill... why are you talking about borers? are you playing bay or something and messing with their borers?

>>158015426
They fucking are why the fuck do you keep bringing this up

>>158015520
No but from playing on Bay they still have the old 1 borer per person, borer injects medicines and can take control of person which is good.

Our borers are fucking retarded, a fucking research tree and multiple borers in one person, borers are fucking cucked now

>>158015426
Nobody will do anything for killing borers anon, you wont get bwoinked and if you want to kill em with salt and nanites, you wont get in any trouble.

>>158015426
>>158015552
murdering random borers that dindunuffin is a good way to get a note tho

Still not enough lewd in the booru. Fix when?

>>158015552
they are not, I have a ban on record to prove it

>>158015623
I guess, but I think it's nice having something unique to us.
It's not like it's easy getting a bunch of borers in you either.
But well, I say that, yet I only play during lowpop. So i'm used to only getting maybe two borers a round at most, for the whole station.

>>158015680
when you draw it

serb up

Is it panic bunker? Can't join.

>>158016261
i hate you

>>158017172

Serb crashed last round. Wouldn't restart so admins pressed buttons to make it crash. That was about an hour or two ago.

>>158017197

;)

>>158017250
Typical Halloween Pranksters

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Is this a game about /ss/?

>>158017714
Obviously not anon.

LOCAL CLOWN STEALS ROBOTICIST'S RIPLEY.

GETS BEATEN TO DEATH BY BORG.
fuck you nipples, i might not be robust enough to murder you myself yet but i will be eventually

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Where the server at yo?

>>158017714
You'll need to find a space shota to RP with

party soon

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>>158017714
yes but the /ss/ game is called Lifeweb

>>158017928
AWOL

>>158017904
God bless clown players, nipples in particular.

Lynch whoever is responsible for this bug

Serb up

>be antag traitor for the very first time, oh boy oh boy
>I picked engineer for the first time, so this saves me from pretending to know my job
>objective: get HoP's jumpsuit and survive on shuttle
>there is no HoP
>emag both the lockers in his office, there isnt one there
>break into the captains room and office just incase, theres not one there either
>Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>set off bombs next to welders because ive always wanted to
>they're a minor annoyance at best, I manage to set off 4
>hide in maint. because a doctor heard me murdering an afk player with my energy sword because I was frustrated
>get tazed by borg when I leave for 'being out after curfew'
>get searched and they find my emagg, get beaten to death
what a round.

do "dreams" actually happen when you're asleep?

>>158019207
Random words you get when you fall asleep, not actual dreams.

>>158019207
how else would it work?

>>158019207
You get vague meaningless messages while asleep, which I guess represent dreams

>>158018678
Serb sideways.

>>158019301
>>158019305
>>158019335
i've just never seen them so i was wondering if they got removed or something

>>158013319
As Engineer:
Supermatter Crystals
As Doctor:
A designated Chemist who knows how to do his job

>>158002609 It's in the Discord.

while /vg/ is ded let's go play another byond game
is that dragon universe game still around? i wanna be a super sand legend

>>158017904
Mecha theft reminds me of nuke.
>get out of the mech? What did he mean by this? Better just walk out of robotics.

>>158019738
we could all do cow rp if it wasnt dead

>>158019738
what about the submarine game?

>>158019887
I never got cow RP honestly. I died a lot though so I never really had time TO get it.

what conditions does a super matter shard need to produce radiation?

>>158019931
what's that?

>>158019942
high oxygen exposure, high pressure, high heat, an item impacting with it, emitters. any single one of those will start making radition

>>158020013
if he means barotrauma, it's kind of fun, but also complete fucking hell on earth

>>158019942
something hits it

>>158020194
Why not use a space tile in the SME room to cool it?

>>158002343
What if it's furry loli porn? Or more-monster-than-girl loli porn, can the Canadian gov even tell the difference?

>>158020013
>>158020197
I do and it is

Come play on TG's meta club while the Serb is kill
byond://BYOND.world.922921411

>>158020421
fuck no

>>158020313
Canadian government doesn't give a single shit pomfs just covering his ass in case someone gets mad and reports the server for child porn or something

>>158020421
fuck off nigger

>>158020391
the best thing about barotrauma is if you run into things fast enough you hurt yourself.

>>158020472
>>158020579
It isn't TG roleplay it is a /v/ server, just TG code.

>>158020706
fuck off nigger

>>158020264
sucks out all gasses, makes little to no radiation with no gas present

>>158020313
Don't fuck with loli porn, I don't care what fucking shit you do nigger, dont gamble the server, you want Pomf to get jailed, vg to fucking die, you don't, don't fucking risk it, if your tastes are just monster kid porn, fucking shame, you can distribute that particular flavour of porn to everyone, just fucking do something else you fucking moron, why risk it when a single complaint of CP by a salty banned faggot could mean horrible shit.

>>158020264
How space and heat works here is odd.
Gas must be present for heat to apply but when you open a hole to space and all the gas gets sucked out so you don't get cold because the gas around you isn't.
I had a similar misconception in my early days and thought the same thing, in the end the shard delaminated after I got zased into the shard and killed when I tried a build with a hole to space.

>>158020829
Why do you hate spess?

>>158020584
if you have two wrenches or two stun batons and swing with both at once you multiply your speed by an insane degree
if you do this while going downward you can die from going down a single stairwell at maximum velocity, if you do it on a special map with enough room to fall huge distances you can break the game by going fast enough
t. ambassador from /barog/ of days past

>>158019438
>join as chemist, being new
>MDs going in and out of chem
>feel worthless and useless

PRIORITY ANNOUNCEMENT:
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored live and rubbed it all over is head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

>>158021163
>after the round the doc green texts about the chemist that didn't make the meds by 12:06

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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>158020264
>have cold gas around
>gas "sucks out" the heat
vs
>have hole
>hole sucks out gas, regardless of hot or cold
>have no gas around to suck out the heat
And so the sme starts building up heat.
UNLESS it is on a space tile, which stops all radiation and heating-up

>>158021163
Make up pill bottles for other departments, like engineering bottles with anti-tox, anti-rad and hyperzine, security bottles with brute and burn pills and hyperzine, miner bottles with burn and brute and hyperzine, greyshit bottles with just hyperzine, hyperzine bottles for the hyperzine, hyperzine for botany, hyperzine for ian and so on

to finish, do shit that doctors aren't doing like ferrying meds out of medbay

>>158020846
gas only influence rads if there's oxygen though, the hotter the better

>>158021216
huh
seeing it in a single post makes it look so short

I saw the Captain at a bar on the space station yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my drinking, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen space beers in his hands without paying.
The waifu at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear "her," but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When "she" took one of the beers and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped "her" and told "her" to scan them each individually “to prevent any syndie scum infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After "she" scanned each beer and put them in a survival and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>158021695
Nice pasta but the "Waifu" at the counter isn't believable, it's mostly vox and dudes.

>>158021695
>quotes around "her"
It's the subtle things.

>>158021695
>put them in a survival
You're not consistant with refering to the waifu as not a girl and you missed some of those too

You fucked it
Please save the shitposting until you've lurked more

>>158021930
im drunk and the server's down, what do you want from me

>>158021163
that's because it's rare to have a chemist, so people playing medbay are used to doing chems themselves
I don't give a fuck about it though, I only go to chemistry when I'm alone in medbay or I need to quickly get some meds which aren't in fridge

Is serb kill?

>>158022078
HEY CHEMIST, WHATCHA DOIN' ?
Science.

>>158013319
>As HoS
An orderly brig with a Warden who can keep the place organized, officers who aren't idiots, and convicts who actually cooperate.
>As QM
Enacting dumb gimmicks like turning Cargo into a castle, ordering knight suits, and calling ourselves The Knights of the Cargonic Order

>>158013319
Hearing heads freak out when they realize it's a Rev round.

GREY TIDE
STATION WIDE

>>158014407
>trying to save as many people as possible when the shuttle comes and ending up left behind on the station
every time

>>158022078
>there are two chemist
>the fridge just has some clonex
>maybe they are working on the pills
>wait a few minutes for pills
>patient comes in
>have to use pills from the kit
>the fridge finally had a few more meds
>the only pill is 90 1u dex+
>the kelo, bicard, and antitoxin are all in 30u bottles
>fill cryo with the plasma and jump in

If I build a vent. How do I turn it on?

Serb is back, get in fuck bois

post a non-meme standard cryo mix

>>158022749
100u iron

>>158022749
30u cryox
30u clonex
10u ryet
10u antitox
10u alkysine

>>158022557
I remember this one time when there was 2 chemists and 20 minutes after roundstart fridge was empty, I remember one of chemists started working and second one got stripped of everything including ID and kicked out of medbay, he even ahelped it, fucking retard

>>158022749
100u clonexadone

If the patient still had health problems after treatment, put it down and lynch the geneticist.

>>158022682
Fuck you made me check

>tfw you make woody got wood a priority announcement and blame it on the clown

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it is up for real this time you mongaloids

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>Your MetaClub membership was accepted. Additional privileges granted. Server restarting.

Finally. It's back up now guys.

>>158023002
:^)

>>158022849
Sounds like something I would do.

>>157999065
Painkillers literally don't do anything during surgery

>>158022749
30u cryox
30u clonex
5u ryet
10u alkysine
10u Bicardine
10u Antitox
5u Joe

>>158024005
Just remove the Joe and it's absolutely perfect.

>>158022749
vomit

>welder bombs do almost nothing
What are more damaging explosives that are also easy to make?

I set off ieds next to welder stations but the amount of fun produced wasnt large enough.

>>158024291
BUT THE JOE IS WHAT MAKES IT PERFECT

Has Morena said anything or logged on since the 'event'?

>>158022749
>30u of that borer chemical that heals like a madman (it's obtainable if you're smart)
>30u clonexadone
>10u mednanobots
>10u bicard
>10u alkysine
>5u antitox
>5u ryet

>>158022749
All holy water desu

>>158024438
Welderbombs are large enough to Gib someone + cause a breach + instaZAS everyone in the room to heck.
They're very damn good and you don't need anything else.
If you really cared you could figure out the recipe for one tank bombs from the incinerator

what exactly do hardcores do? whenever i'm borer i'm afraid to dispense them

>>158024543
>it's obtainable if you're smart
Bug abuse is not smart, especially when it's about to get patched, and xenobotany does not exist 60% of the time, didn't get peridaxon 30% of the time, just don't give a fuck 5% of the time, and 4 out of 5 times they actually deliver it the chemist is a retard and doesn't use it or it never actually needs to be used all round

>>158024543
>abusing a bug means you're smart

>>158025163
Allegedly make ZAS more hellish to you, but I'm not sure if it works at all. Strictly negative

PRAISE ARMOK

Is there a simpler explanation of Xenoarchaeologist than the wiki? I know it's a meme job, but it seems kinda comfy.

>>158025071
>If you really cared you could figure out the recipe for one tank bombs from the incinerator
tell me more senpai

>>158025428
Go dig
Dig precisely to get everything
Dig with hand pick at sites to try your luck

what the hell was going on with this 2 gibbed guys in medbay lobby

>>158025520
adminbus
Did you like it?

>>158024541
ask your mom

>>158025428
Number 1 tip is to always roll the d20. Your job is so useless that literally nobody will know or care if you get gibbed on the roid

>>158025428
1. Dig up a supermatter crystal
2. Give it to your friendly neighborhood engineer
3. ?
4. Everything has ended

>>158025520
suiciding with the rubber ducky gibs you

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>>158025548
how'd I do as wiz this time? :')

THE SERB IS UP!

>>158025428
Dig up a death artifact.

Put it in arrivals.

>tfw lonely

>>158025261
>>158025334
The dropper was great and legit for getting Chems out before niggers started farming the gooncode cyber horrors

>>158025494
I don't know a recipe. I do know one tank bombs are extremely fucking picky on top of being literally magic, so you'd need an equation or a shitload of trial and error and timing to find a reproducible recipe. But it's definitely possible from just the incinerator alone.

>>158022675
The vent should appear at your nearest air alarm.
If there's no alarm build one.
If you're using it for something other than life support (engines and proyects) thenconnect it to an atmos automation console or a tank control console using a multitool, make sure to match both frequencies, and change the vent's frequency if you don't want it to be controlled through the air alarm (panic syphoons and stuff like that will affect it).

From here on, consider using the multitool on absolutely EVERYTHING. Even the supermatter

>>158026225
I'll figure it out senpai. But first a few questions.
1) What incinerator.
2) What do I need to test recipes
3) DETAILS

>>158026617
The one in Maint
You need I think 5 mols of Plasma in a tank as close to 3000 kPA as possible. AFAIK the only way to get this is cramming slightly over 5 mols of >375k plasma in a tank, then add A LITTLE BIT of oxygen.
It's either a dud or it will blow up in your hand, the sweet spot is extremely small

>>158027132
Also if you know anything about atmos you'll think I'm lying because one tank bombs are completely unintuitive because they're literally fucking magic and don't obey the laws of gases.

What's the best job for finding cool shit in space? Spacepod mechanic? Telescientist?

>>158027278
I just want to cause bigger explosions without dying myself.

Magic is acceptable.

>>158027505
You need to tame the magic first.

>>158007947
It was established by Zealatron.
The admins took it over.

So I've been thinking about new gamemodes that involve cooperation. What do you think of this?

>Terrible secret
A set amount of players are in on a terrible secret. One player gets assigned cabal leader, depending on what he is, a certain type of shuttle docking at arrivals can be called.
>Cabal leader is Borg
Shuttle carries autoborg machine, success when set amount of people on stations Z-level are borg.
>Cabal leader is Diona
Specific seeds and trays on the shuttle, set amount of tiles must be covered with vines
>Cabal leader is Grey
Shuttle has genetics lab. Load a computer with a set amount of saved genomes.
>Cabal leader is Vox
Shuttle comes with Vault, inserted ID's get cleaned of all cash. Set amount of cash needed for success.

No idea what to do about the skellingtons and Plasmen.

Success is when goal is reached, failure is when the shuttle console gets fucked.
Also, if you like the idea, would it be better to have the shuttle appear on a timer or have to be called?

>inb4 when you code it
Able and willing to code it

>>158009246
I put I spess in the "Last time" ages ago.
Someone removed it from the OP pastebin.
And I never noticed.

Because it doesn't fucking matter.

>>158027758
Code necromancer skeletal boogaloo instead

>>158028010
I'm not into Fantasy, I'll let someone else do that.

Recommend me anime to watch with my _boyfriend>>

>>158028080
Well it actually has antagonism
Yours would just end in ION THE SHUTTLE once people get money stoled or forceborged
Ai would blow it's cabal anyways

>>158028185
Has he watched anime before?
Have you watched anime before?
Why don't you just watch something that you've enjoyed before with them?

>>158028258
I could give the shuttle some self-preservation options and make it able to dock at different places to avoid just EMPing it.

Whole idea is stemming from the fact that the round types I enjoy most are Blob, Xenos and Cult since those require the most cooperation between players. Cult and Xenos are great since they don't take people out of rounds for too long and slowly shift tides over time.

I could look into making the Necromancer like a Star Trek borg instead. Maybe like the original insectoid concept of them.

Is there an advantage to having prosthetic limbs?

I heard something about welders healing them. Is this true?

>>158028932
its true, but even the tiniest EMPs will explode your limbs off of you, and might knock you out

>>158028676
Fighting a horde of cyber horror things would be fun
What would the end game event be? Instead of a gate to hell

>>158029131
I could give the Borg different versions by just adapting the Xenos code. Maybe some are able to take over consoles.and the goal is to use the shuttle console to call in Harvesters.

>>158028351
Neither of us have watched anime before.

>>158028676
feck off jewturner and fix the goddamn seed servitor storage that has been broken since the day you added it

>>158029309
Maybe like taking over APCs and computers scattered around the station, each one adding to the percent towards being able to harvest
Or do borg monster count vs crew pop

>>158029442
It is easier to call him Dietylink

>>158029442
>feck
How many benis have you sucked since coming out as literal homo

>>158027758
Does any server have a TDM mode? I want to have something like rev squad vs rev squad where they compete to grab the same item or eliminate the rival group. Going to try and look and see how Goone's gang system works later.

>>158030138
I played a gang mode on another serb once and it is literally just rev, the gangheads walk around converting people with flashes and they win when either all heads are dead or they make a machine that does something, but you can be deconverted with loyalty implants and as soon as someone saw graffiti sec started walking around stun implanting people at random

>>158029763
why, you wanna compare?

>>158030465
No one can top an Irish on that field

>Intigracy already self merging balance changes
Wow.

>>158021367
>>158021367
>hyperzine for botany
Competent botanists want Mutagen and Clonex. And fertilizer.

>like ferrying meds out of medbay
Order a borg to do this. Or a paramedic.
Leaving chemistry will only escalate the hate of reagents requesters.

>>158030727
How long until DrCelt writes a hitpiece against him?

>>158030667
i'm not irish i'm just addicted to memes

>>158030920
>Mutagen
I hate botanists using that stuff. It increases toxicity and fucks up plants regularly. Somatoray isn't hard to get and has far less adverse effects.

Only thing worse is botanists using chems to kill plants.

>>158030337
I'm not looking for the mass convert type of stuff, but having two groups of antags going against each other with the crew caught in between. So there would be like 8 antags round start and a random weapon in your bag, or there can be a leader with an uplink.

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>>158022804
>10u ryet
I bet you feed crit patients 50u dex+

>>158031623
I've seen myself with 110u Dex one time

I'm a bit paranoic

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>>158024543
>10u mednanobots

What's the Old Empire Bar a reference to?
Rogan?

>>158022749
30 clonex
30 cryox
10u alkysine
10u ryet
And then everything you want, 10u anti-tox and 5u bicard and 5u dex+ for when you need to put a non-clone into cryo

>>158032106
Age of Empires you newfag

>borers get telepathic special snowflake ONLY THEY CAN SEE THIS CHAT
>changelings get telepathic special snowflake ONLY THEY CAN SEE THIS CHAT
>vamps don't
???

>>158033081
Period suckers have no rights

>>158033495
>but faggot brainslugs that completely fuck over antags do
really makes yout hink

>>158033540
Someone thought making brainslugs non-antags was a good idea.
Might as well make vampires a non-antag starting race that requires small quantities of blood to live, so they go around asking the crew for a bite like the faggots they are and it'll inevitably end up in ERP.

>>158033784
borers are a shit mechanic
>be sneeky traitor
>nab someone
>the borer inside of him is endlessly shrieking to his pals who I am/where I am without my knowledge
>doesn't die when the host is dead like a parasite normally would
>can somehow "Examine" through a dead person
borer removal when?
borer rework when?
shouldn't be able to telepathically fuck someone over just by sitting in some chucklefucks skull

>>158033495
>Period suckers

It's not usable blood

>>158033081
>Vampires having latent telepathic abilities
>Vampires having anyone to talk to

Maybe if we went full clans, with one being around magic bullshit, then maybe

Vampires are humans with blood-magic bullshit, they get by on charisma and talking to people, not brainfarting at others to do their bidding

>>158034131
>can enthrall someone completely
>cannot telepathically speak to them still and vice versa
YOU CANNOT DEFEND THIS

>>158033976
pAI's can end your antag shitfest even faster, too bad no one bothers to use them

>>158034320
>pAI's
how
>no hookshot
>no bonesword
>no ridiculous chem injections
>no bone repair
>no hyperzine
>nothing

>>158034407
radio

>>158034195
I can

It wasn't in the Dracula movie from 1931

STAKES WHEN?

>>158034407
;JOHN CENA IS SUCCING MY MASTER IN DORMS

>>158034497
>>158034473
>not disabling TCOMMS as soon as the round starts
spot the shitters

>those people that instantly suit up in hardsuits at round start without needing it for their job
>those people that instantly grab a station bound radio
>those people that hog all the borers
>those people that metafriend
>those people that cry about suit sensors all game and then never actually watch the crew monitor
>those people in sec that walk around with weapons during a code green and don't get job banned
>those people in head roles that don't actually overshadow their department and run around metagaming
>those people that get antag and never go full hotline miami
absolutely disgusting

>>158034640
Since when is the PDA messenger dependent on TCOMMS?

>>158035050
>those people who complain about lots of stuff but not about people walking around with anything other than help intent unless they just got out of a fight

>>158035323
Since always? The PDA messages and radio messages go through the same machinery I'm pretty sure.

>>158035398
Intent should be displayed under examine

i,e "he has a murderous look in his eye" for harm intent shitters

>>158034476
Stakes shouldn't kill vampires but render them paralyzed. It has to be hammered in, so your offhand needs a heavy melee that can deal brute, like a tool box or a wrench.

Stakes also should be crafted by anointing a piece of wood with holy water by a chaplain.

>it's another antags do nothing for 2 hours round

>>158035609
why the fuck is this allowed

good chaplain round

>>158035609
I was cult, spent maybe 25 mins researching all the words, shared them, converted a couple people and then got sold out or something to Sec

not much else to do once I was in space kek

>>158035683
The cult didn't fuck off to space to look up the words and make mad stacks of talismans

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12294
what's the thread think?

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>>158035485
Lmao nigga this isn't naruto

>>158036000
the thread thinks github and most big sites are down so I don't know

>>158036000
It's shit, I will only accept this change if the ability to lube yourself is added. Then you can slip out of handcuffs,grabs, melee attacks, and bullets would also slip off of you.

>>158035050
One of my favorite things to do is chuck a toolbox at someone and bum rush him with the other

>>158036000
I thought it was already like that

if it isn't, it should be

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>>158008226

>>158035050
>>those people that instantly suit up in hardsuits at round start without needing it for their job
Fuck I hate people who do that so fucking much

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>>158025163
>>158025360

Hardcores do nothing of the sort!

They prevent ZAS from pushing you and significantly reduce ZAS-based stun/paralysis.
Each 1u lasts 3 minutes and 20 seconds.

If the reagent is extracted from your host, 6u can be used as an ingredient for Sundae Ramen.

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>>158013319
box kicking
cooking
mining
chilling out with a desk job + music
https://youtu.be/bLRnFgWsfgE

>>158036723
>github and most big sites are down
wat

>>158027382
Head of Personel

>>158038323
:^)

can we fucking nerf blink yet

>>158030967
He already started on discord.

>>158027758
Instead of a shuttle at arrivals, make it the escape shuttle.
i.e. Prepair, then work quickly.

Remove the ability to launch the shuttle in 10 seconds, I guess.

>>158038279
DynDNS is getting DDoS'd, they serve the DNS records for a bunch of big sites.

W E L D E R B O M B

>>158038323
it's a meme for a reason...

just stop please!

A friendly and sincere request for people who choose to play security to actually read the spesslaws.

I can't help but feel it is usually picked by ADD people who would get bored with the game if they didn't get to shoot stuff with guns.

Fucking end yourselves, at least when the clown ruins my round he has to be creative, all you shits need is "lul armory@code green" "I think he might be an antag -> pewpew -> enjoy 10 minutes of the brig". Scum of the earth. It is only ever bearable when there is a good AI player on who can override your dumb shenanigans.

You all know I am right as well.

>Be HoP
>immediately give myself all access and a different, non-threatening job and name
>head out to have space adventures after stealing everything of value in my office and the captain's office
Is this every HoP ever?

>>158038879
>It is only ever bearable when there is a good AI player on who can override your dumb shenanigans.
The main person I can think of who'd say that is: A very specific person who whined in ahelps after getting busted for multiple major crimes.

Not saying you are they, but things go both ways sometimes.

>>158038540
Celt is 10/10, it'll be a dark day when he leaves
>Fixes planes and makes the game a lot better
>Exposes cluster for being shit
>Rule 0's a mentally ill shitter
>Making a whole new map solo by december

>>158039079
Not me!

>>158029009
30% percent chance to droplimb, otherwise 15 damage
near the edge of the EMP, 1% or 3 damage

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>>158038879
If criminals are still breathing then they haven't learned their lesson yet.

>>158039095
>nobody except this one very specific person dislikes shitcurity
.t HoS

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>>158039324
>talking bad about the HoS
The penalty is repeatedly applications of a harm baton to your mouth to add to my criminal teeth necklace.

>>158035485 There's a genetic power that lets you see intent.

>always watch sec get its shit pushed in by aliums, wizards, traitors and revs
>its finally time to be a traitor
>get tazed and dragged off in cuffs by a sec borg, cant do anything
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>158031319
Each 1u has like, a 30% chance to advance the species type.
>https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/156982298/#157033760

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Redpill me on security.

>Survivor
>Objective: Stay Alive

>O SHIT THIS MEANS IM AN ANTAG TIME TO MURDERBONE LOL
>blink spam
>blow borgs
>fireball anyone who cant fight back
>teleport away from anyone who can
>hur dur i gud robust x)

people who play as women continue to be cancer

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>First time sec
>Fellow sec officer says wizard is handing out access in HoP office
>head over there
>borg lets us in
>taze and cuff wizard
>some shitter threw a flashbang
>mindswap happens
>tell sec my body was stolen, implant me
>get straightjacketed and gagged
>become survivor while straightjacketed and gagged while the real wizard comes and murders everyone in brig

>everyone as a traitor

Do prosthetics give you a chance of having seizures or something?

I had some robot limbs and at the start of the round I began to rapidly have seizures.

>>158040229
I just take it as time for me to fuck off to space

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>login
>changelog
>talk about it in ooc
>people say i'm ick ocking
>know the round type now
horrible timing

>>158040376
you have a random chance to have a disability on roundstart

its a retarded system and we shouldnt have it

>>158040215
they're designed to get jobbed hard by every antagonist role
that's why everyone spergs out when they get caught and thrown in perma

>>158040453
You mean to say peoples kneejerk reaction to your post gave away more information than your post alone?

shocking

>>158040229
Fuck I have always hated Evangelyne, what a dumb cunt.

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>>158040250
>Get survivor
>You shit out spell books while bound and gagged
>Grab your spell books and run away

>>158040250

[11:51:50]ATTACK: <font color='red'>The Bones (godzillakotm) primed a flashbang</font>

>>158040646
if their examine says "she" they're going to be a retarded cunt guaranteed

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>>158040753
I am not a good sec officer

>>158039079
I don't bother disguising myself.

>>158031319
>Somatoray isn't hard to get and has far less adverse effects.
And is only availible if science and mining do their job and only if science isn't jerking off printing all their own shit. And isn't availible from the start.
Whereass mutagen only requires chemistry, or mechanics to do their job and is available all the time forever.

>>158039145
>breaks a ton of shit with planes
>will never complete snowmap
>will never hold his promise to fix 100 bugs
>will probably not deadmin

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>>158040737
Poo poo, pee pee, get shitcurity off of me.
Down the halls of the station I run,
all I want is to have some fun.

Blowing up every welder tank I see,
quickly the AI and his borgs catch up with me,
no matter how fast I run or where I hide
shitcurity is there using harm batons to break my stride.

Poo poo, pee pee get shitcurity off of me.
I scream and shout over the radio,
shitcurity is here and they're ruining my show.
Unlawful detainment, I often cry,
'git gud shitter' is all everyone says in reply.

>>158027641
No.
Some shitty one was, nuke made a completely seperate one that's entirely admin run, even pomf uses it.

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>>158040215
>Mainly muscle that doesn't read the spesslaw. So if you run into smart criminals everything goes to shit for the entire round but luckily these things happen less and less.
>Many avoid this job because for optimal results everyone has to work together but there are always knobs and edgemasters that join with shit gimmicks as they attempt to enforce "security" rules.
>Choosing security becomes unbearable with just that most times and it doesn't help that most people will hate you because of shit your terrible partners may have done anyway.
>Don't take the job unless you want to learn how to be robust that badly.


>>158027382
I'm not sure if you can still do this but I go for telescience for the shorter journey to find nice stuff Faster.After thats done you can fuck up the syndicate headquarters for the wishgranter then teleport home.
>Objective: MAKE SURE NOBODY MAKES IT OFF THE STATION ALIVE!


>>158037064
Gotta be prepared man.
It sucks when the bombs drop or things get depressurized and you're the guy without a suit.

>>158043695
you posted the same shit two times and both reason are still bad, powergaming piece of shit

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>>158044050

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>when the HoS thinks he's exempt from the LAW

how much brute does null rod do?

>>158043695
How do you telescience explore anyways?

>>158044373
15

>>158044373
15?

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>>158044483
>>158044471
>big black rod does as much damage as a pickaxe

>pox had a stack of 20 diamond
>they failed that objective still
really makes you think

evangelyne garland stop playing security

evangelyne garland just stop playing in general

>>158044549
>A rod made out of obsidian, blessed with spess magicks should do no damage

Its essentially a holy stone baton anon, you ever get clobbered by a 2x4 piece of wood, try it with a chunk of marble, it should do even more

>>158044671
why don't you make me cuckster

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>>158044671
what did they even do that round
all I saw them do was make an ED and then die after sitting around in the brig not working

>>158043695
People like you make for the worst sec. Meta- and powergaming, just do us a favor and end yourself.

The only type of sec that is worse, is the one that sends the entire sec crew after the clown for hacking botanics door to get bananas or so, all while the rest of the station goes to shit.

If sec would follow spesslaw to the letter everything would be fine and also a lot more fun from a roleplaying perspective, but hey, that would mean you wouldn't get to stroll around the corridors suited up shooting everything that moves on sight @ code green.

>>158044757
not me stop bully
>>158044773
Made an ED, go to where raiders were spotted.
Get shot with a chloral syringe and die due to lack of air.

>>158044549
it's p. good
one of the perks of being a chapperoo

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SPACEMAN SKILLS TEST

can you
>do research in under 10 minutes
>make a decent cryomix in under 5 minutes
>set up a decent SME in under 20 minutes
>find the salvage shuttle in under 10 minutes
>do xenoarch
>optomize distro


Have you ever
>won 3 consecutive rage cage matches without cheating
>soloed the disk as a nuke op
>carried during cult

Can you's are worth 1 point each
Have you evers are worth 2 points each.

Report your scorecard and calculate your final score

>>158045169
>do research in under 10 minutes
yes
>make a decent cryomix in under 5 minutes
no
>set up a decent SME in under 20 minutes
i dont know what a sme is
>find the salvage shuttle in under 10 minutes
salvage shuttle?
>do xenoarch
no one plays that, faggot
>optomize distro
atmos is for autists.

>>158045169
can you
>do research in under 10 minutes
yes
>make a decent cryomix in under 5 minutes
yes
>set up a decent SME in under 20 minutes
no
>find the salvage shuttle in under 10 minutes
yes
>do xenoarch
no
>optomize distro
yes

>Have you ever
>won 3 consecutive rage cage matches without cheating
yes
>soloed the disk as a nuke op
yes
>carried during cult
no

8 points total

>>158045169
12/12 im god

>>158045169
>Yes
>sure
>Fuck no
>nope
>yep
>Fuck no

>nah
>not really, been decent in most of nuke ops
>never even got cult much, so no

Well, too lazy to count, but I know its bad. Guess I dont fuck off into space and get enough antag tokens, pls gib pomfcoins Pomfreich

>>158045169
>do research in under 10 minutes
no

>make a decent cryomix in under 5 minutes
yes

>set up a decent SME in under 20 minutes
no

>find the salvage shuttle in under 10 minutes
yes

>do xenoarch
minerarch

>optomize distro
no

>won 3 consecutive rage cage matches without cheating
yes

>soloed the disk as a nuke op
no

>carried during cult
no

>>158045169
>decent SME
anything below 100mw isn't decent.
>optimize distro
you mean remove two pumps?

>>158045169
>>set up a decent SME in under 20 minutes
It takes 1 minute to solo the AME, another 5 to set up the sing, then depending how you do it anywhere between 5 to 20 minutes to set up the TEG.

I want to nonantag murder Evangelyne and Alice Conrad!!

>>158045169
>do research in under 10 minutes
Not my role
>make a decent cryomix in under 5 minutes
Yes
>set up a decent SME in under 20 minutes
>do xenoarch
>optomize distro
No


Have you ever
>won 3 consecutive rage cage matches without cheating
>soloed the disk as a nuke op
>carried during cult
No, no & no

I'm a newb

>>158046364
Why me (Alice)?

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>>158046364 https://youtu.be/ZXsQAXx_ao0

>>158046364
Why am I Alice Conrad on that post?

how do I get good at playing antag?
every time I feel like I have no impact on anything that happens

>2 nukeops actually go for the objective
>3 are fucking around doing stupid shit
every time

>see ops, taze ops, ops explode after handcuffing
>see ops, taze ops, ops explode after handcuffing
>see ops, taze ops, get damaged to the point of no function after cuffing one of two
remember your shields and eswords kids