/ss13g/

First for panicbunker when?

1rst for god bless clown players

thirdst for mommi is love, mommi is life

Anyone have any general tips for the game? Hidden knowledge is always apreciated.

Lizards did nothing wrong.

>>158111176
plastic bag > toolbelt > Anything else

Robot people when

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Idea for /vg/station that I am going to shill:
Pipo helmets

combine a siren helm with the proper circuit board and you create a Pipo helmet

put it on a monkey and their results will vary, probably not the best idea (unless you give that fucker a machine gun, have fun antags)

although put it on a player monkey and they no longer have to take ritalin, they can speak, and have the dexterity of a human with the benefits of a monkey

due to monkeys lack of ID slots, IDs could be attachable to helmets

Now you may be asking, why the fuck would we want to give players these helmets instead of turning them humans?

Well because it'd be fucking cool

oh and some different colored monkey sized shorts would be nice too

vamprie is so much fun with enthralling and escaping with bat form and people who roll it can't even complete blood objective

>>158111726
Remotely controlled SaMMI production lines instead of dumb monkey gimmicks WHEN

>>158111726
>reica powergaming as monkey
"no"

>>158111610
as soon as coders stop giving us useless shit

>>158111881
Literally why mention me in that I'm a shitter

>>158111760
Doesn't just smacking someone with a bible release them from the enthralling? If so, why don't people just ask to be smacked with it.

>>158111994
>If so, why don't people just ask to be smacked with it.
because it would get them banned?

>>158111945
because you would be the first to abuse it

>>158111881
ban reica when?

>>158112070
Why though, it would be a ic thing, don't see how wanting to be released from a vampires curse would be seen as bad.

>>158112271
thats the thing
they lose all prior allegiances and desires

this is another one of those "admin enforced not mechanically enforced" mechanics

its part of the bare minimum roleplay required for SS13

>>158112271
are you legally retarded?
go ahead, get enthralled and then go around screaming
>JOHNNY GREYSHIT IS VAMPIRE HE ENTHRALLED ME CAN SOMEONE HIT ME WITH BIBLE

For the quick way to find all the genetics disabilities, is there a minimum amount of mutagen in the spray bottle or is it any amount + fill the rest with water

>>158113896
It just happens when you touch someone with mutagen, so it doesn't matter if it's 10u or 5u or 1u
There might be a minimum amount needed to actually so something, but it's small then

>>158112147
Can you name a single bug I abuse?

>Join game
>All layers above the base human sprite don't render
>Everyone naked and bald
What

>>158114353
updat byond

>try to speedrun the disk with an disguised member
>they get caught and everything goes to fuck as nobody else gets equipment or bothers with the bombs
>be the last op, get the disk after finally multiooling the briefcase open but have no idea where the shuttle is

>>158114226
Pipo helmets

>>158113117
Made me remember my first ever vamp round

>Be scientist vamp
>Kill Urist Mcassistant
>Take it slow and start making my mix for small bombs
>Station time 12:20 Urist my target is fucking trying to break into RD's office
>I know we only got a xenobio and xenoarc so I decide this is the chance
>disarm him and toolbox, despite that he gets up and scrubgloves me
>he macro spams help on radio through the whole melee
>I scream and get up because he went for crowbaring me
>door opens and we both get tased
>tell them he tried to break into the RD office then started to hit me with the crowbar
>He accuses me that I'm a vamp
>Despite him having scrubgloves and in an area he shouldn't be he gets released
>I get harmbattoned and dragged to the church

So yeah, the things people do for valids is astonishing.

How do you use the bar sign?

>>158115592
Get bar access and click on it with an empty hand

>>158115592
From the bottom left section.

>>158111760
I was turned Vamp that round as a "reward" for being the only one to ahelp a joke. I have pretty much all antag roles off because I take no pleasure in being antag. objective was to kill the detective, but I was bored anyways with no alerts so I made my break in obvious and asked to be take to the chapel. Sadly I was spaced, I had hoped I would be cloned as a human.

>>158116034
>tfw its the exact opposite
>almost all of my pleasure is derived from being the antag

>>158116126
Good. It takes all kinds.

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>>158116034
>so I made my break in obvious and asked to be take to the chapel
absolutely disgusting holy fuck

>Haven't played the game in like a year
>Haven't checked out TG's code in much longer than a year
>All that fucking shit they've added
>They have goon's gang mode
>They even have that clockwork cult thing we were supposed to have
What the fuck
If TG can do it, then "It's too hard everything's too different you just don't understand code" doesn't really seem like a good excuse anymore
What happened to this server
Why is "randomly chosen garbage rooms in space" the most fantastic feat of coding /vg/ can aspire to?

@158117216
>IP count didn't go up

Really makes me think.....

Pomf comes to you and says you can deadmin one person and re-admin anyone in their place.

Who?

>>158117298
It's not like I randomly stumbled into a wiki during my day to day life and just now popped into the thread to report my findings, I've been looking through changelogs and idling for like 2 hours now
Going into the thread is like remembering to put your car keys in your pocket, you wouldn't be able to drive without it

>havent playing ss13 in a while
>check bans
>underage supreme zealotron banned someone for being underage
haah
waaw

>>158117605
Deadmined Celt
Readmin Celt

>>158117929
but anon that's already happening

>>158111176
Salvage shuttle spawns around the coordinates benis in bagina

That should help you find it easily every round

How do I hack access to machines job restricted machines? All of the wires but one just shocked me, and the last one just made it launch shit.

>>158117216

Hey now

we have revsquad

>>158118262
Check the hacking page on the wiki.

>>158118262
Read the wiki article on hacking

>>158118516
>>158118510
It doesn't have what I want to hack, but if I told you it would be metagaming. Guess I'm fucked for now.

>>158118672
Ahelp your question

>>158118672
ahelp it

>>158118672
If it's launching stuff it's a vending machine, and if it's a vending machine then you can find out how to hack it under the vending machine section on the hacking page.

>>158118262
One wire unlocks restrictions, one unlocks contraband, one shocks and one launches items

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If you want to bully my vox friends you'll have to get past me first

>>158118803
>>158119179
It's not a normal vending machine. It's job locked.

>>158120651
what machine?

guys its rev

>>158118262
round's over, you were the assistant on the ghetto bar right?

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>>158121750
Why do you lie to me

>>158121795
Yep.
>>158121695
It was the bar's drink dispenser that only the barkeep has access to.

Is the round bloody over or not.

>>158121856
what I said is true then
>>158119179

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>Be Warden
>Revs around, apparently
>Small numbers, so probably rev-meme-squad
>Have to help rookie who's first day on the force, she's ok
>Captain was birb and kill from AI, lol bird
>No other Heads active, so have to manage this rev squad thing
>CE Kill, power sabotaged
>Implants start piling up, implanting at maximum capacity
>Intern Captain shows up, more things go on
>Promoted to HoS for necessity, all heads agree on going code red cos WHERE ARE THE REVS?!
>Fun with card swiping
>Tcomms go down
>Uhh
>Sec is shuttered completely
>UHHH
>Go to EVA for hardsuit so I can space my way back in, probably that one rev guy I perma'd got loose like a singuloose
>Loyal Secborg shows up and lasers my boyhole to oblivion
>"it's Malf, Austin"
>"It was Milf... all along, Austin"
>"You all bought it"
>Hey didja know that code red gives borgs lodse lasers

I will never live this shame down

>>158121926
Goddamit, and I implanted so many fucking people as a asistant, just had to be banned for minor ick ooc didnt I.

Ah well, was fun warden, but next time, let me buy you some equipment for the brig would ya, politely refusing extra is fine and all, but if someone is offering you shit for free, id rake it.

Did Surfer Brooks get scared off? Haven't seen her lately.

>>158117216
The clockcult they taped together was a massive flop that was absolutely nothing like the design document and everyobe hates it because SOMEHOW it manages to be an even worse version of cult
And the code was p garbo

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Is this true for routine Medbay players?

>>158122860
Nope, most medbay players are fueled by anger and autism if they don't suck and are quite likely just going to chloral syringe you the second you try to flirt with someone.

>>158122860
the female players yes

>>158122860
Medbay has always been where the pastel haired long ponytail erp faggots have lived.

>>158122197
i think she fucked off after the event that made pomf cry. can't blame her. kinda feel bad for her desu.

>>158122860
More like they fucking decapitate you and leave you rot on the morgue floor like a little fuccboi you are.

Which waifu would make a good mom

>>158123363
Since they are all guys, none of em

>>158123363
slurp

>>158122860
There are two types of medbay players: Shitty why-foos, and walking talking husks powered solely by terminal autism.

>>158123363
Reica, solely because of her massive milk bloated breasts

>>158123363
Rail
No joke

>>158123574
>tfw will never comfort Yahir into not being so angry all the time

>>158124314
If you wanna cheer him up, I heard he was into medium roleplay ;^)

People lied
Cigarettes don't dupe chemicals
They don't even release them slowly

>>158124978
>Believing anything you hear in the thread

lmao

I bet you think cryo mixes actually matter too

>>158124978
People never said they did anon, they said they transfer them

>>158125069
Someone did say they duped chemicals, but that person was shown as wrong like an hour later

>>158125057
Bad cryomixes matter
Good cryomixes are all the same

>>158122860
back to /terag/ and /ffxivg/, faggot

>>158122860
Given that I'm a fag, yes.

>>158123425
>No drawings of MILF Slurp turning on her kids' suit sensors before sending them on the shuttle to school

No good medbay players left

>spend 25 minutes, 2 surgeries operations, anti-tox because like a retard I didn't wash hands, 5 defibs and 1 blood pack and several Dexalin+ pills trying to stabilise a known shitter to stand trials
>learn he will be executed just like that
>he and his prosecutor (a SECURITY CLOWN) die along the way
>drag the clown to get healed
>he has no blood and must cloned

>>158126882
I don't think hand washing does anything anymore.

Low blood does do craploads of organ damage, which does toxin though.

>>158126870
I'm trying my best.

>>158126882
>I didn't wash hands
What server are you playing on because it's not this one

>>158127031
Baystation which has an actual engaging and fun medical system where you can't fix absolutley everything with pills

>>158127031
>>158126981
I've read on wiki that not washing hands before surgery cause toxin damage due to wound infections
Might be the wrong server though

>>158127107
our medical system really is way too fucking easy

>>158126870
I still play medbay

>>158127245
Yeah, there's no good players left

>>158126870
t. Internal affairs agent

>>158127332
Define good

>>158127107
You can't do surgery with pills
You can however not wash your hands and just fix it with pills

>>158127461
Not you

>>158127476
50u+ Bicardine can stop internal bleeding

>>158127495
Nice meme

Since i can never get round start assistant, what jobs is it acceptable to ditch immediately to just go be a greyshirt?

>>158127571
someone calling themselves good is a surefire way to know they're bad

>>158127586
Hippie/TG

>>158127641
Non sequitur, ego and skill are not tied together

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>>158127802

>>158127586
latejoin as an assistant fool

>>158127548
It doesn't fix it and it also requires 500+ antitox to counteract the overdose

>>158111610 Cyborgs and Androids are literally called Robots in the code.

>>158128136
There's never any assistant spots open

>>158128315
Yeah they're gone quick because of shitters like you

Quick, post your favourite
>TV show
>Movie
>Anime
>Book
>Season
>Time of day
>Job in space station 13

>>158128583
Game of Thrones
Children of Men
Deathnote
Remembrance of the Lost Time (Proust)
Autumn and Winter
Early morning/dawn
Paramedic

>>158128583
Rick + Morty
Castaway
Knights of Sidonia
1984
Winter
Sunset
Surgeon

>>158128141
Just 20u antitox.

>>158129036
Pretty good taste there, senpai

>>158128583
>Scrubs for pure nostalgia value
>Alien
>Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>Brave New World
>Winter
>Night
>Captain/Bartender

>>158128583
The O.C.
The perks of being a wallflower
Ano Hana
Admirable new world
Autumn
03:00 to 05:00
MD

>>158129475
Brave new world
Fucking iOS

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>>158129762 >>158129762

Quick, post your favourite
>TV show: I don't watch TV
>Movie: The producers
>Anime: that's a hard one. Gurren, food wars, attack on titan, Evangelion all patrician tier
>Book: Anything terry pratchett has written I love.
>Season: Fall
>Time of day: dinner. (I like to cook)
>Job in space station 13: Clown/Chemist/Warden

>>158111726
monkeys need more content and I really liked ape escape
+1

>>158128583
Hannibal
Ghost World
Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko
Lolita
Fall
Cuddle O'clock little spoon reporting in (づ◡)(ʘᴥʘ)づ
Anything medbay related!

>>158131370
Can I be your big spoon on the pods?

>>158131754
mmet me in drms frist

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>that shuttle massacre

>>158132073
I'm sure the mediborg will gloat despite using one of the most boring polyacid smokes that instantly kills everyone.
Oh the mediborg was eve? Yeah they're definitely going to gloat about it, their ego is too big.

>>158132142
Wow, rude.

Pro tip: If you aren't a doctor, or aren't trying to be a doctor when there are none around, stay out of medbay.

If you have a virus and just waste your time running back and forth inside medbay harassing the doctors, we have no obligation to help you.

Especially when there have been anti-bodies in the waiting room for some time.

>>158132486
It's true, you did mention you like attention

Is there such thing as a productive assistant? I like the guy who repairs the bar, but a MoMMI would probably do it better.

>>158132616
Sure, I guess he is kind of spot on but I didn't gloat about it this time.

>>158132762
>Known bragger atentionwhore brags 99% of the time
>Doesn't one
>Wow, rude to assume
:^)

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>>158132762
You probably didn't gloat about it because you saw that post first

>>158128583
xavier renegade angel
la jetée
psg
the idiot
spring
10 am
any

>>158132676
I try to be. I fix up places, report crimes, and even help sec chase down antags sometimes to try to build up a good reputation for that game. Usually because of that, sec lets me off or reduces my brig time when I'm caught stealing or breaking into places.

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>round was 14 minutes long
>there were 20 revs total
Efficient.

*unzips flash*

>>158133915
Oh shit, I'm sorry!

>do something repetitive but mandatory
>round ends

ever tim

>>158133857
It was amazing, the rev head flashed every single asistant, me and another tider went and killed all of sec in 5 minutes.

Oh man, that was some fun shit, especialy with some music on the background.

*notices ur flash

>bluespace like crazy
>cant see shit
>until the moment im tased and murdered by an assistant
>now people are going to believe im even more unrobust
I know staticnaming as sec is fucking cancer, but this is one of the only things i dont like happening

Why did the chicken cross the road?

>>158134084
to kill himself

>>158133980
Sorry about what? Our mamas told us not to be afraid of rolling antag

>>158132676
Define productive
I'll help out where needed but generally just kind of exist. I don't actively greytide unless things turn into a survival scenario.

Has anyone played as space satan on TG?
Is it any good?

>>158134414
Yes
It's alright, but the admins are shit
Imagine 20 drCelts

>>158134343
Actively contributing to the station's efforts.

Does air flow through girders?

>>158134513
Yeah, I imagine that would be a problem for anything requiring even a small amount of RP
How do the worst servers always end up getting all the autistic coders

>>158134792
If somebody's not doing their job or nobody is doing something important (power, cloning, etc.) I'll fill in.

>>158134909
Yes

>>158132676
>>158134792
I like the ones that set up power when there's no engineer or help out in medbay.

>>158128583
The only thing I watch on TV are HBO's series
The Lion King
Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan
A Song of Ice and Fire
Winter
Evening
Surgeon

>>158128583
>Fargo
>Army of Darkness
>Planetes
>Reaper Man
>Winter
>Sunset
>Miner

bustanuts OP

>>158129036 >>158129468
>>158137090 >>158137635
>All these scubs "liking" winter.
You actually like Autumn.

>>158137758
Based ghetto magboots.

>>158138283
Gheto magboots aint real anon, quit memeing

>>158138350
>his leg borers don't have Hardcores

>>158128583
>Firefly
>Lost in translation
>FLCL
>The expanse series
>Winter
>just before dawn
>Detective

>>158138658
>Borers
Got 2 in my entire time of spess, they just stay away from me for some reason.

>>158138283
>>158138350
Bustanuts make ZAS fling you HARDER if they even work, I'm fairly sure they don't because of how shit ZAS code is
It's supposed to be a joke and a way to counterbalance free nutriment
Now stop bringing it up it's supposed to be secret

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>>158138792

>>158138283
>he doesn't live in a tropical area
No, I like winter. Autumn is too hot.

>>158128583
>TV show
GoT
>Movie
I have so many. I'll say Children of Men
>Anime
Haven't watched too many animes. just started LoGH which is pretty gud so far
>Book
Dune/Storm of Swords
>Season
Spring
>Time of day
3 pm
>Job in space station 13
Trader

>>158138958
>>158138675
>>158137635
>>158131370
>>158130874
>>158129475
>>158129468
>>158129036
>>158128782
Yikes

>>158138792
That's what they're SUPPOSED to do
But N3X15 fucked up and they do the opposite

>ling
>setting leg bombs in maint to try and get some bodies to succ
>careful not to blow holes in the station
>primary tool store somehow loses all it's air
>beepsky opens the door
>die to zas memes
>get taken to medbay where another ling nabs my dead body and gives me the succ before I can revive

I just don't know how he does it but beepsky always gets his man.

>>158121926
I thought bird crewmembers were human for the sake of asimov

>>158139080
What?

>>158139665
Beepsky is a loose cannon, but by god he is the best son of a bitch on security I know.

>At roundstart, stole the geneticists monkeyman while asking 'Can I borrow this' and running off with it like some shit room-mate, for synthmeat. When the geneticist then attempted to get back the monkeyman he had already started doing genetics with on, chloralled the geneticist, ahelped asking 'Can I kill him' while chopping the geneticists head off, for eating a piece of the synthmeat.

MEDBAY

>>158139736
No, not at all.

>>158139665
It's like giving a clown all access
You don't know how, you don't know when, but you know he'll eventually kill an antag

>>158138774
Be a valid hunting persistant namer. Borers will be magnetically attracted to you from every z-level.

Birdy banned when? He had no reason to do any of the shit he did in the last round.

>He tried to kill several people with his horse mask and biosuit on, no ID
>He assaulted at least 7/8 crew members
>He stunned and cuffed security on his janicart with a baton, long after being released for his previous assaults
>He didn't speak ONE god damn word the entire round
>He was constantly trying to start goose hunts

He was not an antag...

>>158139792
didnt happen like this, he ate all the synthmeat until there was one piece left, i made like 10 slabs

>>158139904
A FUCKING HELP IT NIGGER, BOTHER THE ADMINS

BITCHING HERE WONT DO DICK, AHELP IT WHILE ITS FRESH

>>158138774
Play Xenobiologist, most first-generation borers will enter you because you're closest.

>>158139792
T H R E E
D A Y S

>FINAL SCORE: 11285
>Ore Smelted: 10953 (10953 Points)
Please don't remove mining.

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>>158139080
>didn't get a yikes

>>158140017
>When the geneticist then attempted to get back the monkeyman he had already started doing genetics with on, chloralled the geneticist, ahelped asking 'Can I kill him' while chopping the geneticists head off, for eating a piece of the synthmeat.
still a deserved bannu

>>158139904
I made sure to report him to security as much as possible so they would blunder in to all my traps and bombs.

I really wanted to nab the detectives eyepatch before I tried anything, thermal is bullshit.

>>158140072
>nearly 11k ore

What in the everliving shit

>>158140017
>at roundstart
>able to eat 10 pieces of synthmeat whilst not being hungry at all
hmmm...

>>158140118
the problem is not being banned, is being banned for something i didn't do
which is this case, the situation didn't happen like the ban says at all

>>158140150
Two miners working with diamond drill ripleys, at least one of whom was clearcutting part of the asteroid before getting the ripley.

The drill alone is faster than the mech but the mech picks up ore automatically which I think speeds up the overall process more.

>>158140186
it was like 20 min into the round i suppose

>>158140234
post logs about it

So have people gotten over the "leaked" names?

>>158140681
que?

>>158140017
>killing someone over synthmeat
What a retard. It's basically an unlimited resource.

>>158140681
delete this or pomf will cry. it's mostly been forgotten so dont bring it up

>>158140438
about what exactly

>>158140802
You are one big loser, you know that?

>>158140802
DELTEHT THIS

>>158140681
I don't really care
come kill me

>>158140681
BILL
BILL
BILL

>>158140802
Holy fuck this is autistic as hell man

>>158140802
You should kill yourself

>>158140802
Are you THAT starved for female contact that you're willing to waste time finding out which literally who players on this shitty spaceman game are girls?

>>158140802
There are so many names there that disappointed me though

>>158140802
What the fuck, why would someone do this?
A-Are there really so many girls?

>>158141061
>>158140681
>>158140802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a730vEbqpSo

>>158141278
Those are not all actually.

>>158141278
Either that, or it's manchildren/underaged players on their mothers' computers.

>>158140802
Thank you mods, can you ban the faggots that keep bringing this up?

>>158140802
Kill yourself.
>deleted
Good.

>LE EBIN DISPOSAL LOOP XDDD
why is this allowed again?

>>158142432
>he hates fun
go back to polaris/bay

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>>158139451
>Now stop bringing it up it's supposed to be secret

>>158142554
Yeah, getting stuck in a disposal loop is real fun for everyone
Certainly not just the person who made it

>>158142631
lighten up, i bet you get mad at dying in videogames too, just go along with the ride you no fun faggot

>>158142690
being stuck in a loop for 20 minutes is fun
yeah right fuck off griefing shitter

>>158142767
:thinking:

>>158142617
wheres ss13 on this?

>>158142810
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING CANCEROUS :action: SHIT YOU FAGGOTS ARE DOING
IS THIS SOME SORT OF REDDIT MEME, FUCKING STOP IT

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>>158142859
hmm..you made me think just then

>>158142859
Wow, this comment is so hostile, it's really got me :thinking:

>>158142825
Bottom left side of level 3.

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>mfw I look at an ex /vg/ player's who's a notorious ERPer steam friends and literally every single active admin + pomf are on his friends list

It was all fucking true all this time

Jesus christ why

>>158142767
I bet you're one of those fags who ghost when a traitor tries a gimmick on you

>>158143062
>getting removed from the round in a way worse than death
>gimmick
kill yourself

>>158143143
see
>>158142956

>>158143042
Who? Shiggy?

post novel atmos projects
Ideally beginner level ones

>>158143383
Zasacution chamber

>>158143276

no

I don't wanna say their name because they're an ok guy despite being an ERPer

>>158143528
Just because they're friends doesn't mean anything
I'm friends with a ton of people from SS13 and I only talk to like 3 of them on a regular basis and none of them are ERP fags

>>158142617
I've played a number of the level 3 games but nothing on level 4, not sure how that makes me feel

>>158142617
>tfw [symbol] tier

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>>158143628

>>158144086
What did he mean by this?

>>158139736 NT Default cares about "crew", Asimov cares about "human".

>>158141404
Fuck you for posting this, it's been on for 37 minutes

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>>158144160

>security borg on NT default killing everyone
Why ?

>>158144321
What DID he mean by this?

>Set up a museum for fun library gimmicks
>Cash Hardie comes along, breaks all the cases, buckler in one hand, dragging the no-fruit pie, and almost gets us both killed when his timer-igniter system he's wearing ignites some spilt welder fuel

But why? Why steal a buckler and a no-fruit pie?

>>158139736
No, but there's a fucked up grey area where birbs are not human but you can't really just fucking kill them (even though asimov allows you to kill them on a whim) which is only there in order to keep the asimov shitter lawset from being demoted to griefer status lawset.

>>158140802
>still not pairing ckeys with static names

>pull off grand heist to get advanced magboots for traitor objective as greytider
>get them and quickly get out
>"SINGULOOSE"
>fuck, can't have the messing up my escape
>put beacon elsewhere to save the escape shuttle
>go to shuttle waiting room
>patiently wait for shuttle, 2 min left
>B O R G S R O G U E
>get smashed by borg
>dragged to medbay
>don't get cloned until shuttle takes off
>can't even get advanced magboots back from my corpse in time
fuck

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>>158144435

>why does Cash Hardie do x
>why does the guy who goes IAA purely for the access the better to be a shitter do x

The guy would've been banned long ago if he wasn't in the metaclub

He's the epitome of hippie tier cancer

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>want play space
>can't connect
fug

Come back when you're 18 buddy! Unban 2021-10-22 1:58:48

This can't be real

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>>158144391

>>158144589
Couldn't clone you because borgs were massacring medbay staff.

Like one person made it out.

>be trader
>just wanted the HoP to give me the weapons permit on my ID
>wait patiently in line
>shitty waifu wants to start shit
>attacks me
>SELF DEFENSE MODE
>beat their ass into crit
>get tased by sec along with this other guy
>other guy gets cuffed for some reason instead of me
>run away getting the taser in the process
>chill in the trade ship for a bit
>waifu shitter comes back with a welding tank and fails to blow it up in the shuttle
>me and the other trader chase their ass off
>other trader gets a renamed chloral pill so I fly the shuttle back
>hang around outpost for a bit
>some scientist comes up to the desk and says that they are coming for us or something
>waifu is back with revenge and an egun
>tase them
>ez
>chop their head off
>get dragged into the bathroom by diona until round end
>waifu was traitor and just had to kill an atmos tech
>failed
this is why you go for your target and not traders

>>158145251
Jectives mean nothing.

>>158145251
>self defense mode
>parapen,butchers knife, laser guns
>powergaming ect
>okay

>>158145571
yeah i was the other trader and as much as i like you, skreel, roundstart making zombie powder autoinjectors doesn't really make sense as a non-antag

>>158145685

lmao this is like saying you don't stick your .357 carry gun into your speedos when you wake up IRL

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>>158145853
>gun into your speedos
Burgers

>>158146024
Well where do you keep your gun safe and secure?

>>158145685
Makes perfect sense when everyone wants to kill you 4noraisins

>>158146523
I can't afford a safe so I leave my rifle unloaded in my closet
Bullets are in a small lockbox

>>158146560
Yes, but you didn't know that when you started making the injectors

>>158146523
Why would I need a gun when I have a competent police force ?

>>158146560
>4noraisins
hah waaw

>>158146707
>average police response time
>30 minutes
>average gun response time
>5-30 seconds

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This server has a problem with banbaiting. Any greytide arrested by sec is claiming he was 'ban baited' and gets away with it. Any sec who gets bwoinked for handling a greytide cites 'ban baiting' as a reason and gets away with it. What we end up with is shitters on both sides.

Then you have badmins like pain who ban for 'banbaiting' on a daily business, but it's really a roulette which side gets fucked up the ass. It's even worse when you realize that admins constantly ask you to ahelp things that MAY be crossing the line. However, you can easily get a ban for 'baiting' if you do so.

>>158146771
>naziboo
Opinion discarded

>>158146662
I never know who is but people are always looking to get a free kill that nobody will care about and traders generally seem to fit that role. I want to sell shit but people wanting to murderbone get in the way of that

>>158146662
>implying the rampant racism against birbs isn't common knowledge throughout the galaxy
>implying /vg/station isn't the vox federation's form of death row

>2hotdogs banned

>>158145853
Now you've got two guns in your pants :DDDD

>>158146767
90% of the crime, where I live, is B&E when the owners are outside, because petty criminals can't get access to weapons, and I prefer it this way.
Better robbed than shot.

>>158146890
Given that NT staffed every single emergency closet with N2 tank and produces masks that go well with both human and vox physiology, I'd say they don't hold a grudge.

>>158147647
>I have a social responsibility to be murdered by criminals hinga dinga durgen

>>158147857
There are vox employees so n2 tanks, since traders aren't on the manifest there is a belief they are valid for the smallest things and space law never applies to them.

>>158147857
>Implying it wouldn't still be corporate suicide to be openly racist in the future
>implying future SJWs wouldn't bitch endlessly until vox affirmative action exists and N2 tanks are everywhere
>implying anyone actually likes the smelly birbs making a mess of the station
>Implying NT doesn't allow the racist crew to do whatever it feels is best for the station in the deep blackness of space where nobody will find the evidence

>>158147980
Honnestly it's just pragmatism. Few guns for me means few guns for petty criminals.

>>158146836
>shitposting this hard

>>158148564
>Few guns for me means few guns for petty criminals
Oh yeah I guess that's why Chicago's strict gun laws lead to it having such a low crime rate, huh?

>>158148404
>smelly birbs
but birds don't even have sweat glands and tend to be less smelly than other animals if caretaken properly

>>158140802
>implying none of these is a kiddo playing on his mom's laptop
>implying none of these is some male italian name
Also Socachaca is a confirmed female

>>158148913
In yurop, ya got nearly no guns because they are already heavily regulated and werent distributed so liberaly for the sake of revolution against the givernament/don't have nearby countries to just get guns from, claiming a place in america with gun control doesn't work is shit because everywhere else its relatively easy to get a gun, making it pointless when you can hop states over and get a piece. In Europe, least in the places with decebt police, you got very little crime and almost no police abuse, hell, we got a guy who shot someone in my country over by the north, over 100 policemen in the general area he was on, wood patrols and shit, just for one guy.

America is just fucked by default mate, not your fault reasonable measure don't work

>>158142617
>demonophobia is only level 3

>>158148913
That's a social and economic problem there where all the good people are being oppressed.

Do your part and turn in your guns.

>>158149446
This guy gets it. We should all aspire to live in a safe, gun violence free, paradise like Paris where you'll never be shot.

>>158149446
How do you explain Switzerland then?

>>158149651
Paris is a shithole in more ways than one anon, and people being armed doesn't mean terrorism would happen anways.
>>158149816
What about Switzerland? I'm a bit out of the loop, is it because they have guns? If so, Switzerland is rich as fuck and liberal as hell, mentality doesn't encourage crime at all, guns are heavily controlled too, people are well fed and dressed so they don't need to rob people, loads of factors. Its also a fucking frozen hellscape, so it operates differently somehow.

>>158150462
So since Switzerland can have a functioning society where almost everyone owns a fucking gun then the problem isn't guns itself but the culture behind it?

>>158150729
>culture
yeah that's one way of putting it

>>158148983
Sounds like something a smelly bird would say.

>>158150729
Bit of both, but culture, already existing conditions, crime rates, poverty, and generally the entire sort of crockpot of all world cultures shit America has going on does fuck it up the ass

I mean, folks, how did you let Detroit be a thing. If you want proof culture, existing weaponry, poverty and general amendment 2 nuh guns mentality affects guns, there ya go, you got Detroit.

>>158150462
Being armed at least gives the working man some form of hope to not end up beheaded on national news beyond a hostage negotiator.

I'll gladly take getting killed trying to fight back instead of sitting around waiting to die.
>inb4 terrorism doesn't happen often enough to warrant that
I'd rather get shot than be powerless to stop a knife although we both know it's likely an illegal gun wielding Jamal from raping my family before stabbing shooting us anyways.

>>158150729
>culture
I think we do agree on something here

>>158150729
The Swiss are required to be registered for gun ownership and keep all their guns in armories, not at home

Important offtopic poll please vote

http://www.strawpoll.me/11485155

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TV head race when?

>>158151662
Realistically speaking, the chances a civilian would draw quick enough, aim well enough and they themselves not die to a armed robber are slim, in cases of home invasion, I don't see a issue, shoot the fuckers dead, but in general day to day, unless you are clearly mentally stable, have done gun training and have shown to have morals and restraint, you should not own a gun, and at max, should own something like a 9 milimiyer, not a assault riffle or anything.

Thing about terrorist attacks is that they are unpredictable, rare yet ineffective most of the time. Less than 100 people ever die in a decent majority of those, and like I said, usually its not going to matter if you have a gun or not. I get it and the circumstances that make you want to get a gun, I mean Jesus the crime rate is stupid high, but if neither side budges ,the rather shit status quo will remain.

Americas curse, fucking guns and retards up the ass.

>>158150729
>culture
Try race, faggot.

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>>158152175
fish head race when?

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>>158146890
>implying social progressivism exists in the future
This too shall pass.

>>158152426
>he missed the entire point of Ozymandius

>>158152327
one of the few interesting races I've ever seen suggested

>>158152302
>muh civillians
Fuck off commie
you clearly have no clue how guns or bullets work

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>>158140081

>>158152302
Guns exist to revolt against the government, self-defense is just an added bonus, go be a cuck somewhere else.

>>158152327
How does the ERP work?

>>158152542
>Commie
Not making your point much better if the best you can do is call me a communist. Centralism nigger.

>>158152656
>muh revolutionary wank
>he seriously thinks he can revolt against the government with his shitty nugget

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>>158152515
Solid joke.

>>158152749
Oh look, he's a sonygger too, incredible

>>158152738
>he seriously thinks a bunch of vietnamese farmers can beat the US Military

>>158142617
>dwarf fortress (no graphics)
shieeet
I only wanted to play the newest update without bothering about graphics

>>158152889
That was 40 years ago, this is now, in an age when the government has basically every piece of information that exists about you

>>158152656
Considering how some police stations have straight up military equipment like tanks, that is becoming more and more of a pipe dream anon, less a rebellious intent and more of a deathwish

>>158146771
>Curver being a banbaiting shit
>2edgy being a greytiding shit
>'it's an IC issue'
Thanks cuckmins
both of you shitters should be banned desu

>>158152984
The only acceptable tileset is the stock one that makes things properly square

>>158142859
it's discord faggotry, ignore at will

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Hey fags, shut the fuck up about guns and start talking about the best kind of salad dressing, Caesar dressing

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>>158146771
>Any greytide arrested by sec is claiming he was 'ban baited' and gets away with it.

>>158152714
> the chances a civilian would draw quick enough
Actually a lot of "civillians" get more trigger time than cops or military. I can draw and place two shots in about 1.5 seconds.
>unless you are clearly mentally stable, have done gun training and have shown to have morals and restraint, you should not own a gun
Self defense is a human right, not a privilige. Innocent until proven guilty, you should not have to prove anything. The government wants to prevent you form something they should have a reason, not the other way around.

> and at max, should own something like a 9 milimiyer
which will kill people just fine inside around 100 yards. Lethal is lethal, a .45 long colt isnt more dangerous than a .22lr

>not a assault riffle or anything.
now you are just memeing.

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>>158153182
>dressing
>on your salad
>putting clothes in your food
lol are you a fucking retard or what

>>158153182
>Dressing
Eat it plain you faggot

>>158152987
>>158152995
How infantile.

The second a civil war starts the US has already lost.

>>158152708
fish lays eggs, you cum on bowl

>>158153062
fuck no, that looks like shit from how it's been stretched
only acceptable square one is non-square with padding to become square

>>158153316
WHICH IS WHY DONALD TRUMP SHOULDN'T BE SAYING THINGS LIKE "I'LL EVALUATE THE LEGITIMACY OF THE ELECTION WHEN THE TIME COMES, THAT'S SOME DANGEROUS FUCKING SHIT TO BE SAYING"

>>158153321
I don't recall what it's called but yeah I use a square text tileset with warmer, nicer colors

>>158153443
meant to put the quote mark after "comes" but that's fine too, dumbass me

>>158153443
I'd rather have a civil war than a hillary presidency.

>>158153504
That's utterly retarded, I hope in time you realize how stupid this statement was

>>158152302
The guy you replied to here.

>Realistically speaking
I'm not saying owning a gun would turn every person into John Wayne or anything. I just believe the good hardworking people should be given the chance, however slim, to ensure their own personal safety and the safety of their families.

I would rather have a gun and never use it outside of recreation than need a gun for more than recreation and not have it.

The big scary USA gun death statistic always being thrown around is padded with a sizable margin of firearm suicides.

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>>158153504

>>158152634
thanks

>>158152327
>>158152175
>head is even more vulnerable than ever
STOP

>>158153275
Alright, got any stats or studies for that?

You want a weapon designed to kill in decent distances in a country with high crime, acceptable, but thinking basic mental evaluation shouldn't be accounted for is dumb as fuck shit mate and ya know it, you don't want nutcases with heat now do ya? You already got crime up the ass, last thing you need is a schizo or person on xanax with a pistol.

How am I, people do own riffles in america do they not, I don't think they should because is self defense is what they want, a pistol will do fine, at most get a fully auto pistol instead of a assault riffle if self defense is your intention.

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>>158152824
That wasn't sarcasm.

cunty admins banning me for "not replying to ahelp" when they arent sending anything gonna go play on different servers

>political discussion
I want hippie to fuck off

>>158154028
>releases a virus every single day he plays on the server
stay gone shitter

>>158153564
>wow you dont think legalizing 30 million spics and letting in millions of mudshits would destroy america
>wow ur so retarded
>lol rlly
kys kiddo.

>punishedchiot permaed
>solarious permaed
Is this the start of a new /vg/ golden age?

>>158154165
I didnt release it the second time some cunt came into virology and caught it. Also, no ahelp messages was what I was complaining about.

>>158154296
Not while you're still here shitter

>>158154245
>let's destroy the national and world economy, cause massive loss of life, and open the country up to economic or military invasion by foreign powers, just because I don't like the mean lady in charge :'(

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>>158154108
>implying /vg/station isn't just the right amount of controlled chaos after an extended /pol/ session
Gas the vox, recall the shuttle now

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>>158153847 Nice false dilemma.

>>158154378
>lets let the nation self destruct instead of trying to save it by any means possible
Nah nigger. Kill yourself.