/ss13g/ - Spessman on a Spess Station General

Thanks Chris

>>157907680
You're welcome, Nick

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>>157907606

>>157907680
Fuck off, James.

>>157907901
Kill yourself Kevin

>>157907901
ALBERT WHY THE FUXK WAS I KILLED I DID NOT KILL YOU FUCKING AUTSITIC RETARD I WAS ASKING YOU QUESTIONS I THOUGHT YOU KILLED THE HOP.

Don't hit on me, silly boys hehe

Thank you Aurx, for letting us know days in advance that you hate us all enough to curse us with the disgrace of Trinity playing Security again, one of the worst evils known to man.

can cheat engine be used on ss13?
how much of the game is actually client side?

>>157908282
Nothing except for lighting

>>157908106
Trinity wasn't the one banned, it was Solarious

>>157908282
>how much of the game is actually client side?
It's BYOND.
So virtually fucking nothing.
I THINK you can change your vision flags to give yourself night vision and maybe x-ray but it's detectable and pretty obvious
That's it
That's literally it

>>157908451
Oh yeah and href exploits
I checked every single fucking href input
There are no worthwhile exploits left. Complete waste of time

Lets get this stove cookin.

Post your favorite greyshitter.

Will Dustin Smittyman just fuck off already?

>>157908852
Manny Pardo

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HES GONE ROGUE

>>157909304
bet you deserved it shitter

>berrisfueller's alt still not banned
I thought Pain was hungry for his banvalids?

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>admins don't ban people
>FUCKING ADMINS DO YOUR JOB
>admins ban people
>FUCKING ADMINS AND THEIR BANVALIDS
You fags will argue about anything

@Clusterfack
Why did you fuck with the conveyor belt multitool cloning
Did you test multitools at all

>>157909685
>his fourth bugfix is from his own bug

Oh christ

>>157909762
I mean considering he doesn't fix his own bugs soon enough that's not even a bad thing

Where did that plasma flood in engineering come from at the end? Did a MOMMI open a canister or did my burn chamber lead somehow?

Heroes UNITE

>>157909685
Did Celt ever do anything or was he always useful?

>>157909898
*useless

>>157909898
>useful
useless*
>>157909937
>late night posting

>>157909610
>someone with a low account age gets banned
>HE DINDU NUFFIN HE A GOOD BOY
>purge brings in a bunch of new players
>WE SHOULD PERMA EVERY NEW PLAYER WTF
really makes you think...

>>157909610
>>157910084
I don't hold these opinions so your generalizations are wrong

>>157909610
>job
Zero monetary compensation
Without material earnings

>>157909898
He promised to give us an arctic map.
Then he tried to give us an arctic map.
Then we got hypothermemeia..
Then he realized arctic maps are impossible

Also he did Planes.
Which are apparently gnarled voodoo in BYOND.
Which is why Celt did such a shit job.
Also why coderbus had been blowing it off.
So that mediocrity was... par for the course?

And he did that Cluster hitpiece.

>>157910659
He's going to either give us 5 mediocre bugfixes or 50-100 untested half-measures

>>157910659
It's not that they are gnarled voodoo, he simply didn't bother to fix the problems as they were uncovered.

>>157909898 He's better than Deity.

>>157910982
That is obviously untrue

>>157911104 I mean, his code is a bit buggier, but it's significantly more maintainable.

When something's wrong with Celt's code, it's wrong until someone else fixes it.
When something's wrong with Deity's code it's wrong until it gets thrown out and redone from scratch.

>>157911305
Deity actually fixes his code if you ask him, Celt never does even if you beg him.

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>>157910982
>>157911305
I can't believe you're still doing this. You do this just to hurt me, don't you? Why do you hate me so? What have I ever done to deserve this?

>>157911431
Celt doesn't fix code even if he's the one who says he needs to fix it.

>>157911727
this is a bully zone, prepare to be bullies to death

>>157911727
fuck off diety

>>157909685
Celt is gonna fix all 100 bugs, finish snowmap and probably more.

I believe in him.

>>157912174
[doubt]

>>157912174
[lie]

Alrighty folks, let's talk about homemade ways to exterminate pox.

I'll begin with the classic Nitrogen to plasma gas change, the electro pack from a hacked autolathe, botanist grown pepper sprays, the classic stun cuff no shoes glass walking, the forcefully feeding of vomit injected wheat and of course, the server favorite, nicely hammering the meat with toolboxes and properly gibing the dumb birds for food

If you would rather embarass then, shoving then in a DNA modifier to "monkey" then will result in them going back to their primordial form of a bipedal clucker.

post you are waifu's theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTP4hZRFsUo

My waifu and I dont commit coitus anymore, we would rather discuss various philosophies and theories instead. While sex brings a physical ejaculation, the socratic method brings me an intellectual one

So Ian's day out, how could we make that work?

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>>157912357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkUVToIfrKg

>>157912461
hi shiggy

>>157912465
No, HoP would either immediately hole up in either the armory or cargo, get ablative and guns for days, have sec raid for TTVs and mass order checkpoint crates and shit, or he would get emaged in, parapenned and memed.

>>157912506
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nDN7M0J3HXc

>>157913269
What did you do to get jobbanned anon, and what job?

>>157912506
are you an [s4s] oldfig like me?

>>157913964
well turns out i've been jobbanned for two days after I'm unbanned (instead of just being unbanned and replaced with a jobban instead like i thought), all medical jobs. I threw someone who i had problems with IC in the trash after they came out of a cloning pod instead of putting them in cryo.

>>157912357
https://youtu.be/fc-DgRO1SrQ

>>157914402
and then I complained about said ban in the thread which result in an extra day of being banned because ICK OCK.

Personally I believe what I did was justified to a degree and I should of been dealt with by security, not an admin.

>>157914402
Oh, the guy that hated the shit captain, right?

You did overdo it, just ask science for a couple of flashers and blind the shit out of her, or, of you feel frisky, get her sugar and feed flash powder chemicals.

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>>157914402
>I threw someone who i had problems with IC in the trash

>>157912525
Hi, that's not me!
For a change there my life's looking alright.

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>>157914526
FUCK

WHY GOD

>>157914526
It won't last.
Your name came up in the Thing that Saddened Pomf. Were you online semi-recently?

>>157914526
I don't actually know you much at all because I'm a newfag, but I hope your life goes well regardless! Good luck!

>>157914679
Who knows. Don't worry, Anon, I'm sure it's not going to be very cheery all of the time.
>>157914729
A couple of months ago, I guess.
It's not even my real name just a westaboo malaise I had several years ago.

>>157914843
I know, I____

>>157915054
It's not like I hide it.
Now when Kurba found my vk page okay that was cause for concern.

Security guards need to be able to put boots on vehicles and wheelchairs like what happens if you park in a fire lane.

>>157917621
Meter maid sub-job when

>>157917621
Just how many vechiles/wheelchairs do you think get used on station?

>>157917621
>park in fire lane
>they make it so you can't move your car

For what purpose

>>157917671
>tfw no cute short haired brunette french meter maid to bend over a reinforced table and sensually fuck
Why live, truly.

>that feel when comfy round is ruined by a stealth antag parapen spacing you

>>157918231
I wish there were fucking french meter maids
It was atrocious when I visited

>>157918231
>tfw morena will never let me hold her hand

>>157918354
BILL
BILL
BILL
BILL
BILL

>>157918354
>her
BILL
BILL
BILL
BILL

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>>157918231
>tfw even if there was you couldn't fuck without violating no ERP

>>157918354
He always was a dude anon, he never even said he was a girl or pretended to

Also
BILL
BILL
BILL
BILL

>>157918354
Hey Bill

>OOC: Kammerjunk: Opening an airlock between two rooms with different pressures while 6 shards were straight up against each other
Tell me someone recorded that.

HAVE YOU EVER JUST FUCKED YOUR SHIT UP SO HARD YOU GOT BANNED FOR THREE DAYS + JOB BANNED FOR A WEEK?
WELL TODAY ON SS13, WE HAVE A STORY FOR YOU...

>>157919419
Alright, tell us anon, I wasn't here for the round.

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>>157918408
>>157918428
>>157918691
>

>>157919419
Three days and a week? That's harsh for a ZAS accident.

>>157918408
>>157918428
>>157918691
>>157918840
Who is Bill?

>>157919580
Morena is named bill, so we call him bill.

Simple really.

>>157919419
Where do you see the jobban?

>>157918691
Morena would constantly claim to be a girl in the discord and would site shitty seeing "her" slender frame as a reference.

>>157919706
Jobbans are separate from regular bans.
Just ctrl+F "job bans"

>>157919718
Go and tell Celt to rule 0 his ass then, dive for his faggotry and get his ass removed.

>>157919818
Why?

Lean mean SM machine.
I feel like a week jobban for an unintentional shard accident is a bit much. It's not like I did it on purpose and that was my first major accident.
But if that's what scares off the griffs from the server then so be it. See you all in 3 days.

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>>157920229
are you fucking RETARDED
it's entirely your fault
you didn't pay attention to the ZAS
you didn't even put in a proper airlock, it was just a door
what the fuck did you think would happen when you had two different pressures on either side of that door
also, your fucking mommi name is gay as shit, stop liking 2hu it's trash

>All the security girls have been ruined for me
Need some new waifus in sec quick

>>157920229
By all means, appeal it if you think it should be lowered. I mainly went off of Nick Weller's meme engine ban.
You did see the ZAS happening all the other times you opened that airlock (such as when some wiring slapped into the shard)

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>>157920306
There is no reason to be mad.

What's the difference between the common face mask and a gas mask, assuming internals are on?

>>157920432
>You did see
Maybe he couldn't. Check your sight privilege shitlord

>>157920432
Honestly? I forgot about it. I was thinking about how to get the 6th shard in place, that I need to drag 3 more emitters and 2 prisms, and naturally went for the door.
I never said I was a smart man.

>>157920532
as far as I remember the gas mask filters the air when you don't have internals on

but most importantly it hides your face

>>157920532
You won't go blind from plasma

>>157920229
>>157920432
What memery happened?
Can someone explain?

>>157920229
everyone knows what happens when you stack shards you fuckface retard, gloating about your "accident" should only extend your ban

>>157920643
Correct on both counts.

>>157920987
what happens when you stack shards?

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>>157920778
I collided 6 SM shards accidentally and fucked the station with EMP. I'm not proud about it.

>>157920987
Did your mommy and daddy hurt your feelings?
>gloating
Telling I was retarded is now gloating, alright.

>>157921159
lean mean SM machine xDDD
nick weller meme engine that didnt work will totally work with me guise xDDD
hey lets talk about my 6 SHARD meme engine on the thread I am such a retard am i rite LOL

>>157921243
(you)

>>157921329
You are an attention whoring faggot and I will metagrudge you after you come out of your ban

>>157921415
(you)

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>>157921243
>>157921415

r u ok dude

>>157920987
I've never played engineering (and have no real intention of ever doing so), what happens when you stack shards?

>>157922989
maxcap explosions and stationwide EMPs, one per supermatter shard.

>>157923439
Welp.

>>157923439
I thought the EMP goes throung Z levels?

>>157923957
I believe it is 200 radius. The 'relevant' bits of most zlevels are inside a 250x250 square, but the zlevels now go out to about 500x500.

new fun idea

Chaos Basketball

you emag a basketball to make it a Chaos Basketball

Every time you throw it, it explodes like an IED, but the ball survives.

If you dunk it in a hoop, you perform a chaos dunk, and it explodes in a 12dev, destroying you, the ball, and the whole bball court

>>157924229
Great idea, when will you have coded it?

>>157924229
Hi Deity!

>>157920229
>Unintentional shard accident.
>Made an SME with six, SIX, SSSIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXX shards.
Yea, if you make an SME that when it blows up causes the powernet to crash forcing a round end, then you get ass pounded if it goes wrong.

Since the thread is always negative let's be positive. Post your favourite
>Admin
>Map
>Game mode
>Recent coding addition
>New admin

>>157925130
>DoobieDoo
>Deff
>Wizard
>Skeleons re-added
>Kolith

>>157925232
You made a shitty list on purpose right

>>157925130
Me
Me
Me
Me
Celt

What does a data disk like "Mr. Muggles" do?
How do you use it?

>>157925130
Dragonbro
Deff
Cult
Wizard golem
Zealotron

>>157925130
>Dragonbro
>Box
>Cult/Rev
>Nothing
>Nobody

>>157925853
Turns you gay

>>157926112
this is true

>spawn in as wizard with next to no wizard experience outside random Ragin' spawns
>name myself Wizzard because I don't expect to do much better than Rincewind
>take blink, full power butt removal, and time stop because why not
>teleport to dorms, grab a pAI just in case it pulls a personality
>hit time stop when someone walks in them completely fail to cast butt removal since my hand is full of pAI and I can't seem to drop it
>time resumes and I resign myself to death
>two people and a borg see me and I engage them in conversation
>emboldened by that, I grab some crayons, start drawing runes, and instruct a passing assistant to give me his monkey
>beat it to death while two greyshirts and a security guard watch
>still not dead, I hit timestop, remove a butt, and the chase begins
>start jogging in circles around the main hallway, stopping time and removing butts when I can, until frantic blinking lands me in the captain's office
>demand the clown's head over the PDA then decide to teleport elsewhere
>discover that the toxins test range and toxins are not the same location
>teleport as fast as I can and end up in the AI core
>spend something close to five minutes getting tazed and running around until I can finally get my scroll back and blink out
>what follows is a long period of jogging around the station, abusing my all access, more shitposting over the captain's PA, trying to help a miner at R&D after chasing the local scientist out while a security guard watched, trading a stun baton to an engineer for a power outage, and lots and lots of stopped time and removed butts
>only go down when someone blows up the entire toxins room

But wait, there's more!

>http://ss13.moe/index.php/admins
>Cross-Server Observer
what are these even supposed to be
can't they just be normal observers or something
what makes them special enough to be mentioned

>spawn back in as a larva not long after getting bombed
>set up shop north of cargo
>sit around laying eggs, tossing them in maint, and hopping someone will walk by and think they're miner toys
>someone finally comes into my area
>somehow manage to get them on the ground
>mostly strip them, drag them into the nest, knock them down again, facehug them again because I took it off on accident, and then finally remember how to make nests work
>lay more eggs and toss more huggers while waiting for them to pop
>they finally do, and a few seconds later a chaos basketball flies through a window and resin door to ZAS us all to hell and back
>dragonbro returns me to life since it wasn't supposed to skill
>end up in a minute long fight with ZAS after popping some N2O tanks then learn the hard way that xenos aren't immune to chloral
>watch the clown and detective get themselves hugged after all the aliens die, then get popped and murdered by a mediborg who decided the best place to practice medicine was the outside of the station
>after they die watch the CE and an engine get hugged by eggs I left in another room
>the CE pops and the larva runs around almost a quarter of the station before running into a bullet

Amazing round.

>>157909064
Fucking this
>Tfw breaking him out of brig and cuffs when he gets arrested for no raisin
>shitposting vocally with hotline memes

>Summon guns is used to spread chaos on the station beforehand

Fuck that, the biggest shitter enabler is the staff of change

reminder that 4xblink 1xarse is the ULTIMATE wizard combination

>>157928974
>catbeast anyone but sec on the station
>no one collects valids

>>157929150
>Xenomorph everyone.
>EVERYONE.
>EEEEEVERRRRYYYONE
I admit I may of lost control for awhile there but I had fun while doing it.

>>157929150
Sometimes people are smart and realize that fighting each other when there's a wizard around isn't the best idea

reminder that lifeweb is better

>>157929382
BUT MUH VALIDZ MUH VALIDZ MUUUUH VALLIIIIIDZ!!!!! FUCK YOU FOR NOT GETTING VALIDZ THIS GAME IS ABOUT VALIDZ I BET YOU'RE A FURRY FAGGOT BAN ALL CATBEAST SYMPAHTIZERS WHEN BAN ALL BAYBIES

Having one missing hand is still one of the most robust techniques in the game.

post spess oc

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>>157929704

How do I be a good antag?

It seems like it should be more than
>pick emagg
>pick laser gun
>murderbone my way to objective and then to atmos to try and flood the station
>if there's an AI make sure I blow it before anything else. , emagg the door in and c4 the core.

I havent been antag yet but thats my best working plan.

>>157929954
Become the original sue (not the /vg/ shitter) and punch everyone on the station to death

>>157929954
I don't know how to be a good antag, but I know how not to be a good antag and that is: don't you ever create a hostage situation or make demands.
They don't work.
They will never work.
This playerbase absolutely cannot handle a hostage situation or a public demand.

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>>157929704
But I don't have any OC

>Disallow nonhumans from taking HOP HOS Captain.

HAHA, YES
FINALLY

>>157912357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba9l3vU9lIE

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>>157929440
How's Lifeweb holding up? I haven't played it in months.

>>157929440
tfw only few more days until party

>>157930310
why didnt he just shoot the guy with his gun

>>157930310
Wow MGSV keeps looking better and better

>>157930262
> nobody plays head roles
> make it so there's even less people who can play head roles

>>157930801
>wanting shitbirds and plasmemes to play cappy
no

grays would be okay though, most gray players are pretty smart and really awesome and know exactly what they're doing

>>157930801
>thinking anyone is willing to take orders from a bird shitter
>thinking non-humans deserve to live
Also the one time I've played HoP was a bird round and I still had people giving me shit almost nonstop.

Why anyone would be a head role is beyond me.
>REEEEEEEEEE WHY ARENT YOU PERFECT STOP HAVING FUN REEEEEEEE
So I wanted to give the clown all access, big deal.

> any admin that is still able to have fun, Sumguy, dragon, and Sawbones are all solid and legitimately great to be in a round with. Celt is a pretty fun guy too but I feel like he got caught up with the politics and negativity too much to really shine like he should have. Shame. Maybe when he comes back ittl be different
> I'm excited for winter station, box is fun and deff mixes it up just enough.
> classic traitor with just a little bus is patrician tier, double agent is same thing
> SEC GLOCKS and honk batons coming up. God bless.
> Literally who

>>157930953
I mean rev round****

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>tfw to smart too play head roles

>hey HoP I need all access, here's a signed form from the captain that is okaying it
>this is just a paper with the words "i can do what i want" written on it

>>157930997
Has /vg/station had a full set of modern features and antagonist options like space ninja for the last two years in your magical dimension too?

>>157931214
>not following through and bribing him to get you a signed form for yourself later

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skeletons are nice

>>157930310
its okay
randy hasn't honestly really added much in the last few years
NPC bums can now zombify

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>>157931272
>respond to a post saying I specifically to be positive and post what you like
>shitposted who's probably never coded anything in complains about lack of features.

Lel ebin XD

>>157931557
Is this english?
I think I'll pass on your dimension then, but it was nice seeing a glimpse of what could have been for this server

>>157931696
Are you autistic? I enjoy ss13 and this server. If you don't think you will, then I really don't care.

Stay out.

Is any man more based than DrCelt?

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>>157931214
>be sec officer, see vox trader without an ID
>hailer, tase, cuff
>"I HAVE THE PERMIT LOOK IN LEFT POCKET OF SUIT"
>find a paper on the vox's left pocket
>it's just a blank paper stamped by the captain's stamp like 20 times
>"IS PERMIT FOR A MISSION"
:s Hey captain, did you give a Vox some permit?
(Captain) "Yeah"
>
:s It's just a blank paper stamped a lot
(Captain) "Yeah"
>
>
:s Do I let the bird go?
(Captain) "Yes"
>release the vox immediately
>didn't even search their backpack
>round ends later on and I realize I didn't even find out what their "mission" was

Is the ideasman poster 1 guy or is this just a meme that developed in my absence?

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>>157930908

>no more vox HOS

It was fun...

>>157930908
Shut the fuck up Yahir

>>157930310
That scene was worth the whole movie.

>>157911727
Deity, fuck off.

>What have I ever done to deserve this?
Learn to think human thoughts and then start commenting your code.
In that order, i.e. don't go poisoning the minds of others.

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>>157933426
how does one just "think human thoughts"
Asking for a friend.

>>157934248
go away yahir you disgusting alien fetishist

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>>157934248

>>157934686
>arse

Always sounds like a child is making insults when I hear that

Ai law 2 gas the bongs

Static naming traders are well behaved and not for gassing!

is it meta to know which spessmen an ion will ruin completely

>>157934686
fucking potato irish cunt

>>157935980
Celt is not for bully! Celt is for appreciation and thankings!

>>157935947
no and please share

>>157936185
If he acts sassy hit him up

>>157936110
You don't need to RP on the threads
Infact we prefer that you just leave the vox play for your own private discord ERP sessions

WHY IS IT LAGGING SO HARD LATELY

>>157930908

>hating on based gasbags

>>157936185
reica

>>157936942
ADMINS PLEASE EXPLAIN

hello

>>157939838
Because you touch yourself at night.

>>157939897
Hi

>>157931214
If a clown does that it's worth a chuckle, especially if he managed to get it stamped by a few heads (especially if he stole the stamps). I'll increase his access a bit and let him have fun.

>>157940982
>Rewarding a clown for multiple accounts of grand trespass theft and B/E into a restricted area.

Doing gods work.

>>157931214
>Low pop round
>Ask hop for all access clown
>Have to give them the corresponding head stamp if I want the access for the department
>Give them my stamp for service access
>Get the 7 chaos stamps
>They actually gave all access bedsides command

>>157941358
It's like you hate fun. Plus if he managed to break into all those areas unnoticed, and only stole something minor like a stamp, then he clearly doesn't need the small access increase in the first place.

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>first time nukeops
>never used a jetpack before
>figure it out 3 minutes later
>start jetpacking in the opposite direction that I was drifting
>36 minute space adventure

FLUKE

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Post yfw you realised Aurx is going to overturn Celt's ban of Solarious

I learned how to make bombs out of soda cans.

I am officially robust.

>>157943537
Good job, man. Keep it up!

>>157943383
maybe if celt wasn't fucking atricious at making his case the ban would stick
comparing solarious to shin and omega and that guy who posted gore on github because he was salty, appealing to emotion, pretending to give a shit and have the moral high ground, saying solarious is still shitting it up ingame when he didn't even know he was playing on another account and had for a month (since he banned solariousgabriella instead of donnager)
solarious has issues and needs to stop shitting up the thread and forum but celt is a fucking retard

>>157925130
Me
Meta
Malph
Dunno
Yred

>>157943692
What would happen if I threw one at a welding station?

>>157925130
>shiggypiggy
>meta
>extended
>whatever the last thing Nexis coded was
>yred, gronk

>>157943697
Thanks Solarious

>>157943990
You'd get banned.

>>157943990
It would explode

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>>157943383

>>157943990
It would be very painful

>>157944115
gay af

>>157944089

>>157944212
Fuck off Hippie faggot.

>>157943990
You can also attach IEDs to bear traps to blow legs off but make sure you don't leave prints or get caught breaking into the janitorial closet

>>157943697
Fuck off and staying banned solarious, nobody, and I mean nobody but your stupid faggy friends wants you here.

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>>157943383

i'm erping with aurx and hes going to remove the ban and deadmin celt for grudgebanning lmao

t. solariasshiterella

>>157936110
Celt is a fucking moron who ruins so much shit on his own and then tries desperately to pass off the blame to other people for his own mistakes.

>>157944356
>reading comprehension
i said the ban would stick if celt wasn't retarded at making his case
meaning the ban should stick but it won't

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>>157943383

>>157942972
ahelp that always

>>157944267
dont be a nignog, I just want to test my home made bombs and see what they do

would it still be bannable if I tested them on the mime or clown?

>>157945293
play cargo, test them on the supply shuttle. it has indestructible floors.

nonantag antaging is bannable, so if you hurt anyone 4nr you're in for a bad time

>>157942972
Always ask where y'all parked the ship so you know which direction to go

>>157945636
Shouldn't matter you should have a pin pointer which points to the disk which has to be on station anyway

If you get lost as nuke op then you're just plain retarded and I wouldn't help them.

>>157945293 Use the bomb testing area, use the testing server, or use a locally hosted server.

>>157945535
I'll just scream that I dindu nuffin as security beats me, and demand that the AI and borg help me out
clowns arent human, so it isnt antaging

>>157945726
good plan, let me know how it goes

>>157945726 You're thinking of Cluwnes.

>>157945726
i'd tell you why that's a shitty idea but i guess you'll find out

>>157945859
>>157945931
what if I claim it was for science instead

clown + ied = ???

>>157946193
have fun man

>>157943383
Get fucked xenovix
Why you got to get your panties in such a tight wad and then try and shove them up other people's ass. Just fucking chill and play the game and fuck Nevill's multicolored dick cast you got or something. This isn't the first time you've done this and it's still pretty shitty.

>>157946236
lol look out he's going to grudge you for the next year for calling him out

>>157946193
Nigger just try it on the test serve you retard

>>157946370
Who cares
If anyone's a cancer on the community he's just as bad

>>157946193
>fun with IEDS
not sure if you're an annoying newfag or an obnoxious baitposter, but there are much bigger booms in spess than IEDs
read the wiki.

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>>157943383
>mfw celt and xenovix are upset and their gatekeeper powers are useless to fix it

I really dislike the sort of people that consistently show up in big dramatic forum posts.
but I do love reading their comments
spessmen drama is better than cable

>>157946193
ied+beartrap
hide under box/plastic bag
???
fun

I wouldn't put it past xenovix to have faked solarious shitposting just to fuel his point. The sheer autism he showed when he thought that Morena was doing something with no actual evidence at all is proof enough.

>>157944082
>shiggypiggy
Nice meme!

>tfw you want all access but no responsibilities
HoP is truly the best role after 10 minutes have passed and you can leave your desk without feeling bad

>>157947761
a bored spessman is a shitter spessman
hop is a shitter role

Please stop shitposting about the Solarious ban.

>>157948017
and miss an opportunity to call celt a potatonigger?

Question time
Would you be alright with some sort of world persistence?
Last round's outcome on this rounds news, something like "Rumors of syndicate activity being on the rise where raised once again after the sudden evacuation of [last round's station name], but Nanotrasen insists on denying syndicate agents had any relation with the incident, in which [number of deaths] people died".

Those newcasters are awfully empty, even some randomized news would be nice

My arm hurts

>>157948384
Back
2
Bay
Please

>>157948384
Whenever i make news no one reads or comments on it.

>>157948384
Yeah thatd be fun.

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>>157948767

>tfw you'll never get to see Tinky's battle
Bot that records every round when?

>>157948384
i've always wanted to newscast as a Mommi
if only Rule 3 was a little bit more vauge about how you should spend your time.
because it totally wouldn't violate rules 1 or 2

>>157950878
and ruin false ban valids? NEVER

>>157950878
It was boring

>>157946591
Frankly, if Celt wants to ban someone, no matter if it's right or wrong, they will be banned. (If you want to challenge me on this, please provide examples.)

>>157951151
But that's bullshit

>>157951151
>impossible to provide examples

Shit...

It''s true...

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>>157951215
t. pic

>>157948384
The game is stuck in a timeloop.

>>157951151
>everyone celt has wanted to ban has been banned

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>solarious doesn't like Niggly
>solarious gets banned

Is Celt the new SJ?

>>157951314
Are you also,
Looking forward,
To 2017,
?

>>157950932
Blame mredge

>>157950932 You're fine to do it in passing. The news network is part of the station.

>>157951381
And yet the station's name, layout and crew change every time.
There's nothing stopping us from having news that change every time the loop starts again, it's not like all the news ever would get archived.

>Small stuff, like investigative reports on the clown planet myth when miners smelt enough bananium and the HONK mech get's made
>Top 10 power producing stations with all but one on the list being randomly generated, for when engineering generates fucktonnes of power.
>News on a new sickness plaguing some planets and colonies when there's enough viruses around in a previous round.
Just little nods and tidbits to make people sorta proud, which'll be forgotten about seven rounds later

>>157920229
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

shame your project didn't work out. I have made an SME with 9 shards in that little room, also used conveyors for extra fun. I'm guessing the problem was your shards bumped instead of a normal delamination.

>try to log in
>banned by host
>guests not allowed
Uh

>>157953215
You need a bynod account

>>157953215
Log into BYOND, asshole.

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>tfw raiding cultists on the mining station
>tfw all those buttmad greyshitters constantly making life hard for security and then complaining when they get their comeuppance

Writing in Comic Sans is the worst mutation, bare none

>>157951151
>everyone who has been banned has been banned
Genius in the making right here.

>>157953517
Calm down, Celt. This isn't a hitpiece, it's an honest opinion. (If you want to challenge me on this, please provide examples.)

>sec officer mime mindlessly griefs
>get sick of his shit
>order his arrest
>he shows up in cuffs as a catbeast
>use him as target practice
>dump his corpse in the perma toilet

>miner gets arrested, deconverted from cult, and implanted
>comes back to the brig, takes my baton, stuns me at the same time I taze him
>get up at the same time, baton him as he goes for my tazer
>fill his head with .45 rounds
>dump his corpse in a prison locker

I will never again griff sec without being antag, that was not a pleasant experience.

>play a head
>can't communicate
Fuck you Kaylie

>>157954000
I even sent him a PDA message that proved to be the cultist - never answered

>>157953720
Why are you playing so hard for (you)s?

>>157954286
After making these posts, I was met with a great deal of resistance with the (You)s. Not that I would accuse either Celt or Mrpain of anonymously posting in the thread with dismissive statements or personal attacks, but it's interesting to note, that there were probably 4 or 5 replies, all of course purporting to be different shitposters, who claimed this opinion was awful.

>>157954672
kys xenovix
we got enough autism in the atmos simulator as it is without you trying to make up another boogeyman to shit up the thread with

>>157954785
Time to rev up those ban valids, solarius was just banned for the Same thing

>>157955001
don't make me call your mom and tell her you've had enough internet today

>>157954785
Ask yourself this: When was the last time (X headmin) played the game? If it's nore than 1 month, they must surely face detachment from the playerbase.

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>>157953828
>[12:47:28]ADMIN: PM: Tellossee/(Jayne Dryfus)->Kavlax/(Kaden Dawkins): Well then I'm going to just fuck with sec because they've been annoying the shit out of me so far

>then gets shit on
>ahelps it

Whats the most robust way to get yourself banned?

>>157955548
Taking the meta club to banland with you

>>157955470
It's amazing how many of those greyshits think they are just "walking the line" and being clever, while everything they do is listed as infractions in space law.

>>157955548
Pipe tomahawk with space drugs in it, clown shoes, a banana and a fuckton of ieds, kill all of sec whith it and if a admin doesn't congratulate you before bannu, Ill be ashamed of em.

>>157955548
Dislike Celt's boyfriend.

>>157955548
>>157955632

>get into the meta club
>slowly make your connections, earn their trust
>work your way up to be sawbone's most trusted twink bitch

Now at this point Nevill will start plotting to remove you and take his place back so you have to double down your efforts now

>collect dick pics (sacrifice whatever it takes to get them)
>record conversations
>collect free antag tokens
>shitpost about some anti-meta club members

When the heat starts to get heavy from Nevill and the faggettes and they try and push you out of the meta club (once they start trying to shitpost your character to death and maybe make some ban requests for no reason) you show half your hand and threaten to blow them wide open.

>Colect desperate dick pics/pleas/anything else incriminating
>Post it on the fourms/general to last forever on the same day

There's no way they'd mobalise fast enough to stop you that soon.

Then wear your ban with pride.

>>157955548
defy the metaclub

>>157956282
Is this what solarious did?

>>157956419
why do you think they got celt to ban him with the reason "it's for your own good"

>>157956419
Solarious was a legit mentally ill anime shitposter who pretended to be a girl in the discord and shit. He wished he got dick pics from anyone anon.

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>>157956419
>solarious is a twink
>got into the discord
>all this sudden drama

I knew it.

>>157956419
no but he did say something bad about a discord metamember hours before the ban

>>157930269
Hey, I love TMBG and never heard this. Thanks waifushitter.

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>>157956680
>implying you have a dick worth asking for

>>157956419
>>157956642
>>157956680
>>157956749
>>157956769
Solarious is basically another Sarca/Shin/Omega type case, longer they are around the worse it will get. Hell Omega still ban evades a few times a year then sperges out in OOC/Thread

>>157956939
Sure celt
Just like the snow map's coming, you're not going to be deadminned, and you can fix 100 bugs in less than 100 days now

>>157955645
>I tabled a guy and he attacked the warden, I DIDNT DO ANYTHING OH MY GOD

>>157956680
Importantly, however, I think Celt is not a bad person. In the words of Niggly, "I've always looked up to him as a cute guy, and the one who knows who he is banning."
But there is no denying he stubborn, and has a certain feeling of superiority when presented with the view of the players. To continue that quote from Niggly, "All I have to do is point and he bans. Now no one will shitpost about me."

>>157957073
96 bugs anon he fixed four
one of them he made himself of course he's doomed

>>157957073
I'm not Celt, I am one of the players thats witnessed this happen over and over again, Aurx has as well, but Aurx seems to be a heavy drug addict and it has impaired his judgement

>>157957073
>fix 100 bugs
Any bets on how he's going to weasal out of this one, /ss13g/?

>>157956939
You're losing the narrative, Celt. The people he's like are shin, omega, and the guy posting gore on github, remember?
How is he like shin, omega, the github guy, or sarca for that matter? Without calling his actions ingame out like you did in the forum thread, if you please, since you clearly haven't watched him lately

Stop shitposting about the Solarious ban, the admins are handling it. If you have anything to say pm Aurx.

Keep this shit off the thread please.

>>157957420
Probably say he got kidnapped by the IRA before the year end and they took/blew up his computer with all his code just before he could merge any fixes

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>>157957561
>Keep this shit off the thread
>actually expecting the thread to pass up on drama
OH
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>157957561
Of course, I forgot, thread shitposting has ingame consequences now

>>157957421
I ain't Irish
But Solarious is basically them, insane and if unbanned will cause a ton of trouble, only difference is they have people like you who is either Solarious or one of his 3 butt buddies samefagging about how he dindu nuffin

>>157957561
What are you going to do?
Ban me from the server?

anyone notice how this whole thing is like the us election??

*friends music plays*

starring:
Celt - Hillary
Metaclub - DNC
Solarious - Guy who killed himself with a gunshot to the back of the head who fell into a lake
Solarious - Trump
Solarious - Wikileaks

>>157957820
>Guy who killed himself with a gunshot to the back of the head who fell into a lake

Story? Did he do a flip to get shot there or what?

>>157957878
He killed himself dummy, was NOT murdered.

Help me.

>>157957820
The song's called "I'll be fair for you" dummy

>>157957820
Who does that make cluster?

>>157957707
So the answer is "I don't have to tell you" okay.
Shin was bad enough that every admin they had then metagrudged him and pomf said it was justified.
Omega obsessed over a character in the game to the point of stalking the player and threatening suicide if angelite didn't date him
Sarca went on long raving rants about how he was the ubermensch until someone came and took his god complex from him
I don't know what the github guy even has to do with anything or why celt brought him up

>>157957820
Pomf is Chandler right?
Or Joeys duck?

>>157958063
Refugees

>>157958063
Ted Cruz

>>157958130
Solar is basically a mix between Sarca and Omega

>>157958250
[citation needed]

>>157958250
>let me just pick and mix the best answers from the ones you showed me

Got you
You feel for the bait
You obviously don't know what you're talking about

>>157919818
>ban someone for saying they're a girl
>getting so triggered by the idea of a girl playing that you need them banned

Kill yourself loser.

>>157958360
>>157958349
T. Solar/Butt Buddies

>>157958468
I think you're underestimating just how bad girls in gaming are

Women ruin everything

>>157958470
t. celt
Just don't post if you have nothing to say anon. If you really think sarca and omega were that mild you clearly weren't around then

>>157958583
How many spessmen can there be that are still here from that time?

Did they go to better places?

>>157958583
I've been here since the start Solar/Butt buddys, and I am not even Celt

Can you all just leave it, it's just shitposters shitposting shitposters.

No one here is Celt/Solarious/Whomever

>>157958758
Im celt

>>157958686
>implying that's a long time

What got you kicked out of TG to shitpost so high and mighty on our turf?

>>157958686
I don't think you have, celt, or you would know they were both in a completely different ballpark

>>157958758
thats it im paying aurx off to keep them banned

>>157958795
ive been here since /v/ station

>>157958758
I'm Celt. Someone please help me fix bugs I look at the code and cry uncontrollably and I don't know why.

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Never ever.

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>mfw people try to do your job as a doctor
>mfw people don't even pretend they don't have a PhD in space science
>mfw people say "don't perform surgery on me lol it takes too long just clone me instead"
>mfw all the enablers who post shit like that in the thread

it's so fucking triggering

>>157958468
No, I couldn't give a shit someone is a girl and plays ss13 anon, I just hate faggotry like guys pretending to be girls to get attention IN ss13 when they could so that literally everywhere else.

>>157959278
Who hurt you anon?

>>157959065
>people who say "lol just clone me" in medbay
>not sending them on the wildest ride

>>157958952
>all it took was giving it a shitty name to get dropped

Hypothermia renamed to chilly willys when?