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First for update never

and im a fucking retard

>>157810871
>>157810871
>>157810871
>>157810871
last thread

2nd for update tomorrow

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When was the last time Valve made a deadline?

When was the last time Valve made a deadline for TF2?

>>157980763
>two months to do the update and get it right
>probably waited til the last minute as always

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me when spooky dudes come over

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>>157981084
o man o man o man

>>157981236
youll get over it

>>157981236
>Making a blog post in an anonymous forum

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>>157981236

At least you didn't see chinks cook and eat it like I have.

>>157981543
>Caring about what people do in a ded general for a ded game

>>157981236
How long have ya been on 4chan?

>>157981614
how could and aborted fetus be cooked and eaten alive

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>http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3305289
>tomorrow
>tomorrow by Volvo Time
Everybody go home, it will arrive at 26th. It's official.

>>157981236
fuck off and grow a spine, newfag

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>be me
>want to play some engi on pubs
>enemy team has 7 fucking demomen
>each of my sentries wiped out in seconds
>can't do shit about it
>after we lost I get this shit:
>"out engineers are shit lol"
Where can I strangle someone

>>157983083
Playing engineer for bad teams is about as enjoyable as playing medic for a bad team. Just switch classes.

>>157983083
Gunslinger + Frontier Justice = fun engineer gameplay on bad teams

>>157983416
>>157983340
>>157983083
>not making runs for the first spawns
>not shitting out level 3 sentries on the final spawn
>not yeehawing all the time
>not skullfucking people trying to kill you with stock shotgun
>giving a fuck

you fellas just aint doin it right

>>157983340
I main support classes, pretty bad scout even though I only boston bash the fuck out of people, okay soldier, okay pyro, okay demo, okay heavy, shit sniper and shit spy.
>>157983416
I was on defense, dunno if I could've pulled that off
>>157983556
Prolly shoulda done this

>>157983772
you should always do the ninjaneer strat in pubs, if your shotgun aim is good then equip the jag and just fucking spam sentries from their backlines

repeat until you win or lose

just make sure you are tucked away so no one can get revenge you.

>>157983083
Short Circuit works well, even against Demos who know only how to sticky spam as it'll destroy the sticky as soon as it comes out of the chamber and damage the Demo for 20 if you're up close.

ded

I had a dream where halloween gifts were back

>>157989891
I'm sorry.

i once had a dream where i was making a run for supplies in a grocery store parking lot in the dead of night and a velociraptor jumped out and ate me

>>157983340
So much this. Engineer ain't shit against massed offenses or a well-timed über deploy from Medic. You need partners like Pyro, Scout and Sniper in that nest.
>enemy team has 7 fucking demomen
In that case you need Scouts in your nest to repel them off. Pyro airblast won't do shit against their stickies. They need get smacked in the head or face a massed Shotgun/Scatter treatment.

>>157983772
mini on defense can be surprisingly effective. If you pop it down near a health pack, the red dudes basically kill themselves. You can also drop them outside of red spawn and annoy the fuck out of them, making them chase you rather than cap the objective.

>>157992767
>Mini
>Not shitting out level 2s with the jag

rz is playing with b4nny on my account RIGHT now on stream

i once had a dream in tf2 where i was a demoknight and i killed someone in barnblitz in that little hallway that opens after the cart is brought to a certain point

that dream was stuck in my head for fucking weeks and i felt really compelled to go demoknight and get that hallway kill just so it would stop bothering me

saturn just got picked for b4nny's team on stream RIGHT now

>>157993983
who

so since valve "comp" has no class limits, why is 2 demos not the meta?

the only reason its 1 is because its banned in normal comp, but why aren't teams running 2 now?

>>157994342
no one plays valve comp. it's #rare to see a meta team

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>>157994342
Because 6-stacks take hours to find a single match and queuing solo is guaranteed to net you at least 8 retards who never played comp before.

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>be pubtier 40yo spy main
>make youtube videos
>get some views and subscribes
>decide that you big enough to do just whatever you want to
>"g-guys i'm not really want to p-play the game anymore"
>thousands subs are left
>60% less views
>after 1 month of 10000 views per video, back to making tf2 videos like nothing happened

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""""competitive"""" mode

does it get better or are these literally the same retards from casual

>157996615
>medic

xhe

>>157996615
valve comp rank means nothing
it means about as much as reaching plat in overwatch

>>157996615
Playing with high-levels stack in casual is more competive than this meme.

>>157996502
well TF2 got better. MyM on launch was literally unplayable. I can appreciate why MrP left for a few weeks, and honestly I almost did too. Tell me honestly, did you want to sit in fifteen minute queue times for a 12v2 shit show?

>wait like ten minutes
>get two bots on my team

i'm secretly a b4nny sub

>>157996743
actually i play scout more than anything. speaking of which, nobody but me ever seems to pick scout. do people dislike playing with him?

>>157997991
you don't play on koth harvest enough, i'll see 2 teams of 5 scouts each

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>>157980515
>We found an issue that needs to be fixed so we're delaying this update until tomorrow. This will be the Scream Fortress VIII update.

>>157997991
Most nubs want to never get shot, so they pick sniper or spy. After that they want to get shot and live through it, so they pick heavy or soldier. Only once you've accepted the idea that you, while playing a FPS, may in fact be shot can you choose other classes.

Post your Scream Fortress VIII costume, maggots.

im 98

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>>157998176
I'm going as Mugi

>>157998168
>2 digit roll
Fuck off.

>>157998198
what the fuck

>>157998574
epic coincidence

i just wanted everyone to know that i was born in the year 1998

>>157998716
thats pretty epic

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>>157998785
my tf2g pals say i'm an epic girl

>>157998168
i am faggot

>>157998168
im le shpee xD

x3

>>157998846
did they know that actually you are not the girl?

>>157999002
um

>>157999063
post your pussy

>>157998168
OwO what's this?

>>157999384
reroll

>>157998168
Fat cocks.

>We found an issue that needs to be fixed so we're delaying this update until tomorrow. This will be the Scream Fortress VIII update.

valve had billions of hours to find that damn issue yet they find it on release day
no wonder the update will be shit, it doesn't even get tested properly

>>157999946
this is the pyro update right?

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>>157998176

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>>157998176
>black shirt, black tie

im black
*steals*

Is there a stat tracker anywhere? So I don't have to open my game.

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So.... How do the stickybombs not stick to the inside of the barrel?

>>158001102
Velocity :^)

>>158001181
but where does that come from

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>>158001102

ded gaem

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>>158001102
The inside is made from the material of the spawn room doors, which is fitting because no-skill stickyspammers spend most of their time near them.

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>PDF "matches" consist of engio going into the server and trying to 1v6 everyone as Demoman so the match counts as played
>He still takes rounds off
>UGC Silver
This game is a joke.

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>>158002847
>They're ranked higher than another team

>>158002983
That's only counting the teams that weren't dropped to steel.

Did the update hit yet?

ive been in other threads for like a month now
did anything happen i here

>>158003436
n

anyone want to pub with me holy shit my teams have been trash sjw and fucking kids N/A but fuck I will play anything RN

play me

>>158003939
north america? i wouldn't mind, link your steam page

>>158003939
have u played with the pete guy
he sucks

>>157998168
Professional Sharp Cheddar

Meme?

>>158003939
id

>>158003939
How do you tell that a player is an sjw?

>>158004520
Don't worry, you will be able to tell.

>>158004520
they kick me because I ask a child to stop talking on mic

id is pwnyman

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reminder to turn off cosmetics

why
:s

By playing with bots?

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>>158004693
I don't think thats being an sjw. You were probably being just as annoying as the kid.

Just mute dude

>guy unbox strange burning flames brown bomber
>want to trade it for some halloween hats and make thread on tf2discussions
>people telling him that his hats worth more than 1000 keys
>he got scammed and got nothing at all
>scammer change his mind and give it back
>he got scammed again by other guy
https://youtu.be/gNHYTem01T0

>>158005168
>Playing with offline bots
why

>>158005168
You still havent explained why should i do it

http://tf2r.com/kmqopo8.html

>>158005979
Not even worth logging in

>>158005979
>1 ref
Wow. Great raffle.
10/10 bait
Enjoy your (You)

Daily reminder that milkman is a bad hat.

>>158006112
Lies

>>158006112
i want to wear your man milk like a hat

Christ, I just felt like dropping a ref before bed like I've always done. Don't see what the issue is.

>>158006247
Maybe drop something worth my click next time

>>158006231
*saying "I ain't doubt you for a second"*
*squeeze it and can tell how it feel*

>>158006247
>drop a ref
Let me just suck your cock then!

>>158006247
Wow, I can nearly buy a whole hat!

I hope Satan kills himself

>>158006624
I meant Saturn but same thing

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u w0t m8

>>158006689
i think they didnt like the name and me sending invites to people

Don't deliver to the leech Saturn

im a leech
*sucks your ******

>>158006624
>>158006662
being called a pyro main is the worst thing possible

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>ywn confess to your tf2gfu becahse you know they have a tf2gfu themselves
I wanted to take my mind off this, why couldn't spook fortress come sooner?

who is your tf2gfu

>>157998168
StuckButt

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Wow, Nice job GUYS

*cries*

>>158007242
who cares

>guys
:x

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>>158007242
doesn't matter still a cooldude69

>>158007242
Oh no, how will I buy my one hat now

i hope they add in a new character for team fortress 2. it would really spice the game up. it would probably be pauline since she is the only other established character really. maybe not even a combat class but a commander class, something entirely new. spots enemies in a plane, gives team information like health or enemy ubers, even has aerial combat with other pauline characters or something cool and can maybe attack enemies from the ground too. say whatever you will its going to happen. gabens my boo and ive already discussed the matter with the senator

>>157998168
a little prick

>>158005314
>>158005168
http://www.teamfortress.tv/35222/no-hats-mod

>>158008730
But you are playing with bots. Those names are bot names.

>>158008730
I like hats though. It gives every player a sense of personality and makes you remember their name. You remember the scout on the opposite team with the yellow Ballcap and Down vest who dominated you last round. You wouldn't pick him out without hats.

It also gives a small clue into a players experience and threat level. Overall Hats are a good thing

kind of want to play highlander
make forum post
y/n

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tf2 summed up in 1 picture

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tf2 summed up in 1 picture

>>158009135
i just realized i forgot the link, you would install it by dragging it into Steam\steamapps\common\Team Fortress 2\tf\custom

How do I scope in as Australian Long Shoot Man?
How do I stealth in as European business man?
how doth i blow air as hazmat suit fellowHow to build Shooting Turret gun as Builder guy.
How do I super jump as the rocket man?
As science hillbilly, how do I deploy a tiny robo-cop?
Yo, how do I double jump as the freakin' Bostonian-Bat-Boy, huh?
How do I sprint as cyclops?
how do i throw grenades
how do I cloak as the terrorist
How do I fly as the demonstration man?
how do iron scope with australian smg man
wen do i get acog scope 4 sniiper rifel
How do I craft unusuals?
how do i shoot lasers with dentist
how do i turn on invincibility shield as stephen colbert the nazi scientist
how do i get the glowing lightning shotgun for bob the builder
how do i make lemonade as the outback steakhouse guy
how i pottis
how do i turn see thruogh as secret agent

im not sure

>>158009661
I'm guessing the long-ass image with all those chat snippets has been lost to some anon's hardrive huh

this game is piece of ship

im a piece of epic

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Tf2 summed up in 1 picture

do not c*ss

phyrro is to overpowered thats what ruined it its why star_ quit

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I'm going out, let me know if the update hits.

>>158009308
i'm doing it

>>158010450
pyro is only scary if he knows how to airblast

>>158010538
>i'm doing it

id?

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Explain to me why mini sentry is not the best choice in nearly 80% of all situations

>>158010674
they nerfed it and it sucks now

>>158010584
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lolmikes

>>158010584
i made the post in the lft highlander iron forum

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Someone please give me a #103 crate.

I've been scouring trade servers for hours yet nobody has any. I can't use the market because I changed my PC 2 days ago.

>>158010674
level 3 sentry is 3 times better in every situation you would use it in competitive

>>158010737
>furry anime avatar
nevermind

>>158011401
you are not me

>>158011401
how is girl wearing cat ears furry?

>>158011473
thanks god

>>158011525
:x

do i have a furry anime avatar

>>158011149
CMON NIGGAS ILL GIVE YOU SCRAP OR SOME SHIT

>>158011995
id?

someone invited me to sub on an iron team

>>158012032
http://steamcommunity.com/id/vidyagaemz

>realise i'm tired of a cosmetic
>can't find anything i ilke to replace it
>don't want that class to have a stock appearance
shit

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>>158012182
>still no trade requests

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>>158012634
>disable 3d player model in left corner
>not taunt every 2 mins
Fixed your problem for you. Now you can play even without a hats at all.

>>158012182
Where is your trade offer link you slav nigger

>>158013665
I want to look different from other people, even if just a bit, and I like to taunt.
I also like to have the corner 3d model turned on because I have koumpounophobia and Medic's default model in particular sets it off

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>>158012182
>all those /v/ groups

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>>158013945
Then just make a different loadout. It's not hard to make a few different loadouts for each class which will be actually looks good.

>>158014052
>can't find anything i like to replace it
>Then just make a different loadout.

>>158014052
>looks good
is your heavy meant to look good?

Why to the spooky sleeves have that break on the left arm?

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My TF2 casual experience in one picture

Sunbeams tyrants helm or burning stainless pot?

>>158014228
burning

>>158014228
tyrants, burning is a horrible effect

>>158014228
hat is more important than effect

go for the tyrants

>>158014284
burning flames is legit the best effect in the game.

>>158014310
pot is good hat

>>158014323
kys

>>158014126
It's looks okay. Good looking hats with ebin effects are 2expensive for me. Atleast it's not magnificent mongolian or other really bad looking shit. One day i will upgrade it for something better.

>>158014575
ur hats effect is ugly and your hat is low tier

>>158014575
>It's looks okay
No it's doesn't

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>>158014228
Tyrants.
>>158014323
I used to love Burning Flames. But now i not think it's that cool. "Boring Flames", just like someone said here.
>>158014616
>>158014651
My opinion > Your opinion

>>158014575
>Pitch black paint
>Gaudy effect
>Robo hat
Yeah, okay.

>>158014575
ugly hat, ugly effect, unnecessary paints, looks like shit thrown together even though you were going for a theme

>>158014691
>Gaudy effect
t. poor

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Paid 11 keys for this entire loadout.

Is it gud?

>Thinking something is gaudy means you're poor
Do you understand what words mean?

>>158014791
No
@noreblyxDDDfag
I undestand that Scorching Flames isnt gaudy effect and you only think so cause you can't afford it.

>>158014243
>>158014284
>>158014310
>>158014690

Alright, thanks ^_^

>>158014791
hat and glasses work well together, but that unusual effect doesn't fit

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>>158014791
removed the autism name

>You only think it's gaudy because you can't afford it
That's not what the word gaudy means. I understand English isn't your first language, but the very least you could do is look up a dictionary before embarrassing yourself.

>>158014864
what else do you expect , I bought it for around 10 keys, every other effect in 10-16 key range is shit, this is the most decent one

>he thinks that he with his shitty opinion can claim anything "gaudy"
Yeah, whatever.

>>158014946
>what else do you expect
forgoing an unusual all together if you can't get one that fits your theme. You're better off without one than with one that clashes.

>>158015018
I dont give a fuck about "theme" , I like the hat, I like the effect . Get your autism out of here. I'm not getting a 200$ hat because people like you dislike the effect

>>158015096
Then why are you asking us for your opinion

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>>158015096
Best post in the thread

>>158015114
really boring, engie is nice though

>>158015231
>I'm actually Lithuanian
>You made my day

>Wanting your effect to match the rest of your loadout is autism
I bet you're one of those people who just puts on whatever when they go out and don't bother coordinating their wardrobe at all. You probably shop in the bargain buys section of Walmart, too.

>>158015342
there's no walmart where i live and slavic people dont give a fuck what they wear. so winwin

>>158015342
>compraing real life to ingame hats fashion
Autism please go
>>158015395
>and slavic people dont give a fuck what they wear
Maybe only in your village.

>>158015435
My village is the capital of this shithole.

>>158015342
I like Time Warp best
No fucking loadout matches Time Warp
Doesn't mean Im going to stop using Time Warp

>>158015342
Bet you're that kind of person who wears full lime outfit irl just because it matches you.

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>>158015490
Just dont paint your items with shit colors and time warp fits pretty much everything

>>158014881
>my favorite hat is okay tier
Thats okay.

>>158015490
Just make a loadout using historical items OR futuristic ones

>Think the best unusual effect is nebula
>It's stuck forever to those shItty invasion hats unless I find a game breaking bug

It's not fair

>>158016986
Game breaking bugs gets you the fucking Dale Gribble hat now.

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>scunt mains

>>158017036
whats that

>>158016986
>>158017036
Which is still a shit hat.

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Finder%27s_Fee

Captcha:
15th poste

No, no it isn't captcha, go home you're drunk.

>>158017598
My god that hat is shit. Maybe I can get a job at valve for it instead then ;_;

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>inb4 this happens

>>158017978
>Ass-random spread
Just like Valve would do!

More likely that the Halloween flames, rockets, and grenades would all be top-tier.

I think the voice-changers do win out as shittiest spell, but if they were combined into one spell they'd be a bit better. If the voice-spell was a single item then the shittiest spell in the stack would be the footprints. I put footprints on some of my gear to make it easier for my opponents.

>>158017978
Spooked

>got into virtual jewing because i wanted a nice sparklehat
>get an okayish looking sparklehat gor a decent price
>realize i don't actually care and sell it back for more than i payed
>end up with more money than i started and no longer crave autism items

Feels good

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>>158018521
Yeah, if you don't actually want anything from the system there's no reason to stay in it.

Quite a lot of people just trade to GET MORE, I say if you don't have a collection of things that are yours and aren't for trade you're not a trader you're just greedy.

>>158017978
Thats actually will be good. Theres not a single reason why we can't get spells anymore.

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>>158017051
>my backpack is worth more than your life

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>>158019397
>my backpack is worth more than your wife

>>158018990
yes, but not like that

>>158020109
should have use .jpg, you could have actually had pixel density

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Sadest story ever told

>>158020172
I honesty dont know what the fuck happened to that image

>>158020636
Ok, whats happening to my image?
Is this new money saving from chink moot?

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>>158020692
Its fucking perfect before I upload it

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>>158020802
I'd bet it's because it's so tall.

>>158020802
The chink made it so files drop in quality the bigger their file size to save space. /gif/ is having a panic attack

Isn't it funny how the letter "w" is pronounced "double u" and you can write that letter with two u's?

>>158021360
But thats wrong, you can write it with two v's, it should be called double v

>>158021427
You can write w with rounded tips instead of pointed ones and it would be two u's. Like how you write it in cursive.

>>158021257
He should just start deleting boards instead. Start with /trash/, work up to /s4s/, maybe /r9k/ and just fold all the porn boards back into one or two. One board for gay shit, one board for straight shit, then just have /d/ for everything else. Also, merge /y/ and /u/, they're both slow enough that literally no one should care.

>>158021360
No, it follows if you understand history and the evolution of words.

If you don't here's someone who does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC0wsuowbRA

part on U starts about 1:40, rolls into the evolution of W.

>>158014881
>Cape not Shit-Tier
Come on, that thing is awful

>>158023214
More like GOD

>>158014881
missing a fuck ton of hats

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Post Tiny Desk Engineers

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>>158024943

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>>158024943

>>158025559
Random shit randomly thrown together

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>>158024943

>>158025769
Fuck, not the borg again

>>158025559
>>158025264
>>158024943
shit
>>158025769
it's alright

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>>158025264

check steam

What about Steam?

>>158026971
This is going straight on the refrigerator, nice job, anon!

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>>158027145
>Buy all our playsets and toys

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Post your favorite screenshot.

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>>158028536

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i like this one

its my favorite time of the year

/tfg/, I feel terrible so I'm going to go walk in the rain down the block to the store to get a slushie, a butter tart, and maybe some sort of cheesy snack.

By the time I get back, I want there to be a Scream Fortress update ready, you hear me?

>>158029469
Walk slowly then
While taking the longest possible route

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>>158028536
Don't talk to me or my son again

>>158029469
make sure you get mugged and kidnapped for at least a week

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>>158028536

>>158029609
>>158030234
bois we have a trader

>>158029469
Cut your legs off and maybe it's will happen.

>>158030387
>having an unusual means you are a trader

>>158030387
lmao poorfag

>>158030434
Ryuke actually mains trader, though, so he was at least half right.

>>158013945
The foppish physician, and bunnyhoppers ballistic vest both hide the buttons on the medic

There might be more but I'm too lazy

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>update when?

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>>158030821
16:00 today Mountain Time

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UPDATE WHERE?!"?

i dont want to say

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>>158030776
Truth.

>>158030821
Seems they gave up at about 9:30 pm EST yesterday, in that e-mail they said it should be out today, whenever it's fixed and tested again.

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>>158031004
today

I can buy two keyless crates right now
Name 2 classes and I'll post results

>>158032168
wait for new crates

>>158032168
Demo
Sniper

>>158032168
multi
scout

>>158032168
Wait for the halloween effect unboxing switch to be flipped son.

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losing my keen for this game desu
very close to raffling almost everything

anyway buy my shit
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/51631

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>>158032282
Yeah, i think I'll wait
>>158032314
Still unboxed the Demo one tho

>>158032660
if it was strange I would have wanted it

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>>158028536

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>>158032757

>>158032631
why is there a ticket above the name of the class

>>158033372
bug with my hud at the time i think

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>>158033346

>>158032168
keep it after update and buy 2 pyro crates?

>>158033567
delete this

>>158033637
sorry

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Alright motherfuckers, this is the second year they're doing a Halloween rehash. Holiday events were the only thing that got me coming back to TF2.

I want out and sell pic related, how were I to go about doing it without breaking steam ToS?

>>158029469
Instead of going to the store down the block I went to the store that's a 20 min walk away in the rain. I got a butter tart, didn't get a slushie, and got BBQ chips instead of something cheesy.

Valve has disappointed me. The butter tart was meh.

>>158033835
raffle

>>158033835
You'd literally have to sell your steam account. It's account bound.

>>158033835
Unless you're willing to give up your entire Steam account, you can't.

>>158033835
Raise money for charity to delete it.

>>158033835
Doesn't look like there's a way to do it without doing that. Good luck finding somebody who won't report you to steam

>>158033835
that item is like 40-60 dollars

good luck finding me


*hides*

>>158034248
found you

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>>158033835
>without breaking steam ToS?
What are you a faggot?
You have to sell your steam account. Theres no other way. And it's still need to be cheapen than golden pan cause who would pay for fucking wrench when you can buy allclass melee?

*sets whole area on fire*
heh

>>158034371
oh

>>158034227
That's a Golden Wrench, not an Austrialium Wrench.

>>158034393
you greatly underestimate tf2 autism

>>158034393
golden wrench > golden pan
that being said, stock is inferior to jag

>>158034481
why the fuck would he ask if it's untradeable. sorry i thought he wasn't a complete retard.

>>158034592
>golden wrench
>account can be recovered by original owner anytime

>golden pan
>100% legit item

>golden wrench > golden pan

Um, i don't think so senpai. It's more rare, but totally no better at all.

>>158034248
GET OUT HERE MERASMUS

>>158034774
i'm talking if both were on your account
besides the wrench literally glows gold instead of being gold plated like the australium

>>158033965
>>158033997
Knew that hence the ToS part, what's keeping them from making these tradeable? It's not like they give much of a fuck about TF2 anymore.
>>158034393
How many Golden Pans are out there anyway?>>158034120
How about no.

>>158035010
Raise money for yourself to delete it

>>158035010
>what's keeping them from making these tradeable?
short answer: nothing
long answer: since it was part of a special event they wanted to make sure no one made money off of it because all you had to do was craft to get it, which meant people with more wealthier backpacks were more able to get one, even though someone got several after figuring out how they were dropped

>>158035148
That's a better option, but no doubt any attempt would get shat on by the gaming "media" and plebbit.

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>>158035249
So much for pic related then.

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>>158035010
>How many Golden Pans are out there anyway?
106 atm

is there any way of playing medic in a 6v6 team and having fun?
besides stomping open

>>158035441
They make everything that they make money on tradable
realistically they made little to no money off the golden pan event

>>158035710
>golden pan event
golden wrench, my bad

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>>158017978
>Exorcism isnt there

>>158017978
I fail to see why this would be a bad thing
it would create a market for spells just like paints and also regulate the prices

>>158036415
He just wants them to be like a scrap each so he doesn't have to pay 25 keys for a footprints spell.

>>158036415
Because it's not the superior system that was already in place

how do i do be like htis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytYPZfiaB4

>>158036473
footprint spells were always the most expensive though, the orange ones were more than a key when they dropped iirc

>>158036516
the chance at getting a spell that was also in the same roll as getting a shitty cosmetic? you don't have to unbox it if you didn't want to, the blues would be dirt cheap

>>158036690
- free is cheaper than dirt
- I want the rest of the gifts back as well
- the common spells WERE dirt cheap on the secondary market

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>mfw uncle dane upload new video

>>158037228
Uncle lame sux

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>watching other people play tf2

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>people play tf2

i like fun

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Tired of playing tf2, holding it until the update. Any ideas to kill time?

>people go to a general that plays x game
le epic xd

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>>158039035
stroke you're willy

>>158038854
ankle dayin is a verly good santrell men

>>158039035
Legally change your name to "time" and kill yourself

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>they think the update is coming today

>>158039035
Play overwatch

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GUYS

>update
it's happening
AS I FOUND A MATCH IN COMP SO I CAN'T CONNECT

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>Update
>No news yet