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/nsunsg/ - Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

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Sunbathing Naruto Edition

Coming soon: Road to Boruto
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-09-12/naruto-shippuden-ultimate-ninja-storm-4-road-to-boruto-expansion-arrives-in-europe-on-february-3/.106361

Gameplay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J6y8_1w4ns [Embed]

Trailers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEGRwiQ9j08 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGcKgQBBRxo [Embed]

Other various info:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQHumezGBDU [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzG3PKw1rx4 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mev-wFnH0s0 [Embed]

>Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/NSUNSG/

>Discord group
https://discord.gg/0tYAz6VE2zJENjBI

>New to Storm and/or coming from "traditional" fighting games?
http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/comment/7766808/#Comment_7766808

>How to force a jump blocker to do something offensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMPEHZjOTWo [Embed]

>Naruto Abridged Series (best re-write):
http://overloke.imgur.com/

>Screenshot album
http://imgur.com/a/tiAWA/all

>/nsunsg/-approved fanfiction
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IdKzPOFC6J_qhL-1BzyNEvVqhp73cD5oUGFVnqgbbEA/edit#

>Hall of Anal Devastation
http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/all

>TLAnon's Patreon
https://www.patreon.com/TLAnon

>R20 GM's summaries of the game so far
https://www.dropbox.com/s/uds093rtywlm38k/Game%20Summaries.pdf?dl=0

>Naruto Artbooks, Music, Manga, etc.
http://pastebin.com/SmwKFShb

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>>157449148
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ded thread
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>>157860706
Jesus Christ, that's porn, isn't it?
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>>157861262
I don't know what you're talking about
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>>157861262
>>157861345
kek
dat donkey-dick
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>>157860706
>this OP pic
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>>157862885
Do they fug? I think they should.
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>>157863507
nah, he's diamondick for Fifth Mizukage.
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>>157860706
>posting cropped porn
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>>157863507
>He doesn't know
>>>/a/148635444
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>>157864945
>unconfirmed spoilers
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>page 10
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>>157867060
>page 10 again
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>>157867236
are they tsundere for each other
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>>157867236
gay af
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>>157857287
They're hair meatballs, like sailor moon. Or more like hair wontons. Actually, hair samosas.

They're not twintails because she has 3, and could have any number. They're not buns because they're not wrapped/twisted around or rolled in on themselves. It's just hair folded up with a clip.

The most appropriate term might be hair loopies, like Katara or Yue. Just maybe really tight hair loopies.

>>157857641
What happens in lewd is not canon. It's just my own degeneracy. If anything I draw in the future is canon I will explicitly state so.
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Dump your madara folder right now
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>>157860706
At least post the artist of that pic
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>>157869620
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1010's The Last design is literally 10/10
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Why didn't Obito try to get his other eye back from Kakashi?
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>>157871120
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>>157869819
It's already been posted in the thread you tard
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>>157870834
Okay but real talk, what is it with ninja and wearing fishnet? Are they all secretly merfolk sleeper agents? I did that in an RPG I ran once, players didn't expect the prostitute to drag them under the surface and try to drown them
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>>157871632
its supposed to be chainmail armor
at least thats how kishi draws it
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>>157871632
>>157872361
>skintight
>creates illusion of nudity
Can't go wrong.
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>>157873137
Jesus you could lose a hand in that cleavage.
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>>157871632
This. >>157872361
it started as a stylized way that chain mail was depicted in Japanese woodblock prints. Pic related, even though this is depicting one of the 47 ronin who were samurai and not ninja. Made its way into manga when people drew ninja characters and became part of pop cultural visual association japs have with ninjas.
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>>157869620
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>>157873290
She does seem to have best funbags.
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>>157873979

Salad finds out the truth chimps out and goes full mass murderer when?

She could be the one controlling mohawk dude from the shadows.
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>>157873979
>Madara: "I soiled the clan."
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>>157874390
>She could be the one controlling mohawk dude from the shadows.
So Salad's the Obito while Kawaki is the Pain?
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>>157874868
But, doesn't Salad go in Burrito?
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How did this scene make you feel?
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>>157874390
Why would she chimp out over getting a better dad?
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>>157875327
That's the final ingredient.
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>>157875327
That's how you make a Hagoromo Jr
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>>157875963
>That's Hagromo's master plan. A rebirth through his son's reincarnations.
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>>157875801
>>157875963
No guys I don't think you understood me.

Doesn't Salad go IN Burrito?
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>>157876232
Yes.
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>>157876103
But Hinata means there's 1/4 Hamura in there too. Meaning it might be more accurate to say that the resulting abomination from this union would be more of a Kaguya Jr than a Hagoromo Jr
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>>157877270
It's Hagoromo's way of inheriting his mother's power fully.
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>>157877270
>just realized Kaguya v2 will be 1/4 pinkshit.
god help us all.
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>>157860706
>>157867236
>>157873979
>>157875693
>>157875963
ITT: Weird shit is posted.
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>>157877270
Hopefully the jobber genes won't show up
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>>157875963
>>157877718
What if Nardo and Sasuke had told them they were cousins? Would that prevent them from fugging and thus ending one of the clans?

>inb4 Burrito wouldn't give a shit
>inb4 Sarada secretly into it
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>>157878207
Regular cousins aren't even off limits in Japan, much less cousins as distant as they are
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>>157878043
They are only cousins spiritually, not biologically
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>>157878317
>Regular cousins aren't even off limits in Japan
God bless Japan. That damn country is tempting me to visit.
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>>157877718
That's a blessing. If it was karin's kid we could be looking at a ninja with both byakugan, sharigan eye hax, sensory abilities, self-healing abilities by bitting yourself, gods amount of Uzumaki chakra levels, fox chakra, golden chains, seal master, endless stamina, no glasses, chidory+Rasengan bullshit, sage mode and any other overpower shit i didn't mention
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>>157878557
Why, do you have cousins there
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>>157878631
...Oh.
I will never fulfill my inner degenerate's desires.

I don't even have female cousins. ;-;
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>>157877718
>pinks***
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>>157878623
>no glasses
but karin wears glasses? So even if it was pinkshit genes causing poor eyesight karin might've given her poor eyesight genes anyways?

A kid that powerful would break the setting, but I have a feeling the kid's going to be broken af with or without karin's genes.
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>>157878917
I can't even tell if it's pinkshit anon responding to it anymore or if it's just a new meme.
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>>157878623
>>157878936
Now that I think about it, how the FUCK can you have Sharingan AND need glasses?
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This in now your squad mate. Wat do
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>>157878832
If it makes you feel any better, even if you did, they'd probably be shit. All of my female cousins are sluts that do drugs and/or got knocked up a bunch of times, except for one of them that was literally too perfect for this world, she died in a plane crash.
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>>157879090
Maybe she just thinks they look cool, like her real mom
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>>157878623
I dunno, super strength and the ability to get the insta-healing forehead thingy seems far more useful for a god kid than the byakugan, especilly if it gets in the way of the sharingan and/or rinnegan
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>>157879096
Play vidya
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>>157879096
He likes vidya, so play with him.

You filthy homo.

>>157879150
Damn dude... Sorry to hear that. :^(

>>157879180
Pinkshit popped out a hipster. Just end it all senpai.
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>>157879150
RIP

My cousins are great tho, maybe you just have shit aunts and uncles
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>>157879096
>rape
>then a quick rest
>followed by more rape
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>>157879534
Translation?
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>>157879534
Why is Sakura wearing black?
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>>157878319
You know Burito is going to tap that
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>>157879293
that stuff isn't contingent on pinkshit genes, though. an uzumaki and an uzumaki senjew hybrid both got strength of a hundred seal too, so whatever talent/ability it requires is already present in Naruto's genes most likely. hell, sakura wasn't even from a ninja family and she could manage it.
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>>157879864
>hell, sakura wasn't even from a ninja family and she could manage it.

We don't know this. We don't know anything about her family. We don't know anything about her backstory. Fuck's sake we don't even know why she wanted to be a ninja.
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>>157880284

Wasn't it because she wanted to impress sauce or something?
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>>157879090
Consider the fact that the Uchiha are inbreds for god knows how many generations. Disregard actual genetic degenaration.
Eventually you're gonna be genetically pretty identical ( except for Obito, who for pottery got spiky hair).
If you're gonna invite an outsider into the gene pool, it's gonna cause some changes.
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>>157880284
Well, Kishi has basically made all of her motivations boil down to getting dicked, so we can assume that from a young age, she recognized that kunoichi had the best pickings as far as dicks go
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this game lags
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>>157879447
>Raping a Yamanaka
Enjoy having your brain tacked to a bee or something
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>>157880284
Why does anyone even want to be a ninja? The only one with real reasons to become one was Sasuke since he wanted to gain enough skills to kill his brother.

Everyone else just did it probably because it's the only career option in Konoha.
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>>157880462
>Uchiha are inbreds for god knows how many generations
Why were they so powerful then? Shouldn't that make them a clan of deformed retards?
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>>157880673
I mean, most families are ninja families so we can assume that their kids are just following the family business, but with Sakura we don't ever see her family so we have no fuckin clue. Naruto wanted acknowledgement and the Hokage has to be a ninja so there's that at least.
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>>157880462
Obito wasn't inbred
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>>157878319
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>>157880694
In Japanese pop culture, inbreeding makes you stronger (this shit, nasu's Nanaya clan, homoculus, etc.(
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>tfw you'll never be puppetmaster race
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>>157880462
>who for pottery got spiky hair
Madara and Sasuke's hair is also spiky. Except Madara's hair is also long like a mane while Sasuke's is just more out.

Judging by how Obito's hair can grow like Madara's, he just cuts it short himself.
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>>157880694
>>157880849
All you're doing with inbreeding is raising the chances of shared traits to manifest, since you're drawing twice from the same pool. If you've got shit genes, you'll get retards. If you've got good genes, you'll geed a kid with good genes. People in real life mostly have shit genes, but this is a clan with magic eyes and literal god genes. They don't have to worry about that shit
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>>157881006
What does he think about his sister getting porked by a 17 year old kid?
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>>157881195
She's an adult. And how can anyone be mad at Shikamaru.
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>>157881006
Good, I won't be a jobber.
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>>157881195
I'd be psyched if Shikamaru was my brother in law, he's a cool fucking guy
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>>157881271
>2 out of 3 puppetmasters are epic baddasses
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>>157881006
>Chiyo can use ten puppets at once
>Sasori can use a hundred and he makes his own puppets
>Kankuro can use three at most and they are all made by Sasori

Kankuro is an embarassment to puppet users
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>>157881325
>2 out of 2 epic badass pippetmasters are dead
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>>157881581
It's better to burn out than to fade away.
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>>157881325
You mean 1 out of 3. Sasori is also a jobber. He got owned by his own grandmother and Sakura. Then got owned again from the REAL SUPERPOWER OF TEAMWORK in Tsunade's dream filler.
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>>157881667
He let himself get killed
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>>157881730
>I let myself lose.
The only one who made that stylish was Itachi.
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>>157881006
>>157881195
>>157881237
>>157881290
Never mind Shikamaru and Temari

Who the hell is this kid and why the FUCK does she have that kind of cleavage at that age? Not that I mind about it.
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>>157881841
Depends on what you mean by stylish. Even though it was pointless in the end, Dei went out like a badass.
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>>157860706
>tfw no qt guy to naruto and chill with
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>>157881325
>>157881581
Actually, you also have the guy who made puppets in the first place.
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I wonder how much of a badass puppetmaster Chikamatsu was. They never really talked about him.
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>>157881667
He did wreck Kankuro pretty easily without breaking a sweat

And he killed the strongest kage the sand village ever had
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Guys, what should be more appropriate etiquette in player matches? Go all out in the first battle and then use regular characters, or start out at your weakest and increase aggression?
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>>157882487
I always go full aggression and I still get my ass kicked
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>>157882487
Depends. If it's a friend, I either hit random or train up with characters I don't know too well.
For strangers, I use a decent team to gauge skill then adjust accordingly
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>>157882487
It's really up to you. I always use a balanced team first to test the waters. Then if they stick around I'll start using goofy teams.
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Post your best/favorite team.

Yugito
Roshi
Naruto
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Something here doesn't quite match...
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>>157882008
Post location if you're qt
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>>157881174
Even people with good or strong genes have damaged copies of some genes though. you exaggerate those by inbreeding over enough generations and you get one seriously fucked up individual.

See: King Tut and Charles II of Spain
>King Tut's parents were brother and sister (full), yet Charles II of Spain might've been even more inbred than Tut because he had only 14 great great great grandparents as opposed to the normal person's 32, meaning after 16 generations of inbreeding his genome was 25% homozygous
>both were severely disfigured, suffered from numerous medical conditions, and could not father offspring.
>Tut tried with his wife (who was his half sister and cousin) but they were all stillborn.
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>>157842710
>>157843324
I'm not surprised people don't watch. It IS pretty slow-going, honestly. It's not like there's a lot of voice-based banter.

>>157844902
>>157846397
We decided as a group not to release the chatlogs. Partly because there's a ton of off-topic shit, and two, because as far as we know, the only people who can actually see the chatlogs are members of the campaign anyway. And I'm not adding people to the campaign just so they can skim the chatlogs.

>>157850653
The group agreed before we started playing that we weren't going to do voice. Also not going to be moving the entire campaign.

>>157850751
I don't know what player you are, but hey, go for it.

>>157851173
Planewrong?
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>>157885503
Right, they have shit genes because they aren't a clan descended from a god. I'm sorry that you had to learn it this way, Tut
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>>157885683
Not me
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>>157882008
>tfw no qt guy at all, ever, let alone one down to naruto

>>157884445
you first.
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>>157882008
>>157885987
Can't tell if femanon or faggot
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>>157886212
It's always a faggot, anon
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>>157886212
grill. now everyone shut the fuck up and post locations.
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>>157886212
nah im a dude looking for a qt dude with a benis
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homos pls go
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>>157886578
K U M O G A K U R E
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>>157886852
I second this
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>t. Boruto
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>>157885759
That makes me wonder. If there is an afterlife, how do you think pharaohs and emperors took the news that they weren't actually descended from/in line for Godhood.
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>>157888039
Hinata probably doesn't like him much, he looks just like the man she fell in love with but didn't have his heart and soul
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>>157889564
Did you watch the Boruto movie? She basically came when Boruto put on Naruto's old jacket.
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>>157889708
that's when he became more like Naruto too, before though all he shared with him was looks and a piss poor attitude
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>>157889564
>>157889708
>>157889864
Let's just agree that Hinata is into /ss/.
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>>157889923
I'd say no, she's purely Narutosexual
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>>157889995
She probabaly has him transform into kid naruto sometimes for some /ss/
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>>157889923
Is Sakura into /ll/?
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When I write a fanfiction, I'll make sure to bash Sasuke and Sakura, and maybe Kakashi too if I feel like it. Also, I'll make sure Hinata is a secondary character who I'll make overpowered just like Naruto when I'm writing him. The both of them will be on the same team. Maybe I'll add Ino as the third team member to add more sexual tension because she is going to fall head over heels for Naruto, but don't worry, she'll soon end up being his second bitch because Naruto is going to have a harem. Oh, and Anko is going to be the sensei of the team where she is going to do a lot of degenerate things like wanting to sleep with her students, just a complete sexual deviant who pretty takes it from anyone for free. She will also be part if the harem.

I can promise that all the girls will be pregnant with Naruto's children. They won't be called the Uzumaki clan but the Kurama clan to make their own bloodline. All the kids will have fox-like appearances.
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>>157889995
The internet disagrees.

>>157890128
>/ll/
Enlighten me?
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>>157890205
That's plagiarism
There's at least 100 stories with that exact premise
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>>157890318
>enlighten me
Ya posted it
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>>157890462
But what if he makes it so Kurama is actually female?
I bet nobody's ever done that.
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>>157890128
maybe
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>>157890658
>Ya posted it
Now I know how to find more!
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>>157890773
She also gets impregnated. She is at first tsundere towards Naruto but will quickly fall to his charm like every other woman. The sex will include domination by chakra chains.

Note: Female Kurama will also have an alternative human appearance with large breast and curvy as hell. It will be like that for 90% of her appearances.
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>>157890773
>Kurama is female

DROPPED.
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>>157886852
I'm not homo, and I'm still not seeing any real locations.
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>>157890318
>>157890658
>>157891014
What does it stand for?
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>>157891243
>/ss/=straight shota
>/ll/=lesbian loli
come on, guys. I'd never heard of this term before and even I can put 2 and 2 together.
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>>157891416
I knew about /ss/, it was /ll/ that I hadn't heard of until now.
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>>157891416
I like to call it pedophilia.
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>>157891416
Alright now that we got that out of the way...

Which of the girls is more likely to be into /ss/ and/or /ll/?

>inb4 Hinata and Guren
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>>157891547
>lol faggit
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>>157891671
What girl could resist a cute little boy who'd do anything for something to eat?
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>>157891671
>inb4 Guren
Fucking Yukimaru doesn't even understand the amount of luck he has.
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>>157892281
aaand just realized I forgot to post the picture
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>>157892281
>>157893245
But Ayame works all day at Ichiraku. Does she even have the time to pay attention to a kid?
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>>157891671
...Ino?
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>page 9
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>>157891671
>Perfect discussion topic
>We still reach Page 9

I thought we were all degenerates.
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>>157891228
>STILL no locations
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>>157898042
No one is falling for it, anon

We're wise to the traps of the gays
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>>157858303
> 忽如一夜春风来, 千树万树梨花开
This isn't just any random MTL Chinese. Why do you know an (admittedly famous) line from a Tang poem? Did you just google Chinese poetry to impersonate me or are you a chink?

>>157858989
I don't have a set sleep schedule.
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>>157898310
Even if I was a gay man, although I am neither of those things, what's the worst that would happen from just posting what city or state you live in?
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>>157901917
The gay thing is actually just a joke. It doesn't matter if you're a grill or not, no one wants to be the guy to take the bait

There's also the possibility that one might think femanons that did come here wouldn't be attractive, anyway. I'm sure not all the guys here are lookers, either

Besides, I've been assuming you're the one that claimed to be a femanon a couple of months back that said they were on the East coast somewhere, and that's the other side of the country from me, anyway
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>>157889708
>She basically came when Boruto put on Naruto's old jacket
Isn't that scene in tomorrow's chapter?
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>>157900596
I don't like gayboi over here but I gotta admit that hair is really fucking well drawn.
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>>157903301
>implying I don't look like Sasuke and everyone of the opposite gender wants my dick
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>>157905348
Girls don't actually all like Sasuke.
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>>157905420
They do. If they don't like Sasuke, they're not girls.
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>>157905665
That's not how women are defined.
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>>157903301
well who in here is on the east coast, then?
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>>157905738
These things make a woman

1. Vagina
2. Likes Sasuke
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>>157905665
>>157906080
Hinata is not a girl?
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>>157906448
No, she's an alien.
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General is deader than job squad
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>>157909014
But the Job Squad is alive.
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>>157909102
For now
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>>157906059
South Florida here

There. I took the fall for all you paranoid bastards.
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>>157873290
>Jesus you could lose a hand in that cleavage.
>YFW somewhere in the Naruto world there's a titty ninja that has a body disposal seal tattoo in her cleavage
>She just shoves corpses and sometimes still living targets right in there and they're never seen again
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>>157909657
Who?
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>>157909682
Speaking hypothetically, not literally
Probably shouldn't of used YFW but I changed what I was saying mid way through and was lazy
Sorry
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>>157909545
How did you fare in the hurricane? Also, tell me a little about yourself. Then maybe why you browse /nsunsg/.
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>>157891671
Tsunade
It makes her feel young

>>157909657
>>157909882
You fucked up
Do you think her tits would get a tad bit bigger each time she uses it?
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>>157909952
>Tsunade
Guess that's why his death traumatized her
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>>157869620
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>>157909893
It was alright. A little wind and rain, nothing serious.
I like Naruto, why else would I be here?
You?
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>>157909952
>Do you think her tits would get a tad bit bigger each time she uses it?
Yes, but never absurdly so
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>>157909657
>>She just shoves corpses and sometimes still living targets right in there and they're never seen again
That's a shoggoth, not a human.
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>>157911725
In all fairness, for a sufficiently skilled/specialized ninja that line might as well be pretty blurry
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>>157911360
Only came back to naruto after best girl won. indulging in being a weeaboo in this general has been therapeutic for me.

Anything else you can say about yourself? If you have a job or are studying, what goals you have for the future, maybe what your history is like?
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>>157911725
I could buy a slime ninja
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>>157911762
You'd need to be either have a Suigetsu waterman+++ kekkei genkai or jutsu or else just be Madara "haha what are established powerlevels just come at me bro I do what I want" Uchiha
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>>157911792
Pic related should tell you all about me.

Seriously though, yeah I have a job. I'm a phlebotomist but that's just temporary. I'm gonna go to to college but screw paying for it so I'll join the arm for a couple years.
As for history, I don't know. I've been to 12 different states, they was pretty cool.
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>>157913023
>arm
army
Also, this is the last thing I thought I'd be doing at 4 AM.

I love how Naruto related this is.
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>>157913118
Plane?
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>>157913118
Hey, Naruto joined the army
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>>157913181
nah, plane lives on west coast and already joined the army.
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>>157913224
Naruto didn't join the army though, he just fucking barged in. Did you notice he was wearing the Konoha headband instead of the ninja one to boot
>end of the war
>perfect opportunity to abolish the retarded sub-HRE-tier national borders since there are lands literally ended by Madara and everyone needs help
>no let's go back to the shitty five village system that were more like barbarian tribes banding together for protection to begin with
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>>157913325
But naruto wanted to be hokage, anon. and the protagonist should always get their wish in the end, obviously. and there needed to be villages and kage still for that to happen.

why the fuck did he want to be hokage again? to earn the respect (and hopefully end his mistreatment at the hand of) the village? honestly he doesn't seem much suited for the job other than being the strongest. what a retarded way to choose a political leader, by the way. might make sense for a general or something but what the actual fuck.

It would've been a much better message for naruto to have grown up to realize that he had already earned respect through his actions, and that the village system wasn't doing anyone any good so he helps establish a new system.

Hopefully this will be what boruto does in the new series, I guess.

>"now that I've changed the world order and made kage a powerless figurehead position, I guess you can be hokage like you always wanted, sarada. lol"
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>>157913705
Because political power in the end actually does grow out of the barrel of a gun, as long as your gun is big enough. Imagine a single person strong enough to delete everyone else combined, who the fuck is going to say no? He can offer you so much if you work with him and instant destruction if you don't. Politics if you put it real simply is the art of trading interests and making people think they're getting the better deal, but anything you can offer in exchange for payment or favors, someone strong enough can just take from you.
I mean you ever wonder why humans, elves and dwarves are just about the only ones whose kings aren't stronger than the rest of their species in fantasy? It's because the strongest human can't really take on more than a few hundred at a time while the strongest dragon can wipe out a significant percentage of the dragon population on his own (coincidentally also the reason tribal leaders tended to be strong-ish). Who's going to fuck with someone who can wipe out a third of your species when you can just work with him and reap the benefits?

>why does he want to be hokage
Out of spite more or less initially (haha I sure showed you idiots I'm hokage now, all girls that bullied me strip right now). I dunno why he wanted it later.
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So is it even worth it to buy this game? I heard that the p2p sucks, so I was considering the good ol' torrent.
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>>157914285
Isn't the PC mp community deader than most liches
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>>157914378
Torrent it is then
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>>157914680
>>157914378
Actually it's been somewhat renewed with sales and lots of newfags getting into it.
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>>157913969
Because Naruto as a series seems to have a theme of 'Childhood goals are the best thing to achive' as evidenced by pretty much everyone getting what they wanted. Except Ino who got Sasuke's non union mexican equivalent
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>>157915238
>Except Ino who got a better Sasuke that had artistic merit
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>>157912975
Suigetsu's technique was not a Kekkei Genkai. It was a Hiden technique.
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>>157916662
Autistic merit
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>>157917120
That's why I said either Kekkei Genkai or a Jutsu.
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>>157918948
Looks retarded what the actual fuck
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>>157918948
I still really hate Ikemoto's Hinata
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When is Plane's game starting? I want to bully Ayame with my penis
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>>157919287
I'm still awake.
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>>157919287
Not for a fair while. He's busy at the moment and hasn't planned anything yet. Don't get your hopes up. He'll get around to it when he gets there.
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>>157918948
>first panel
nutted but she still suckin
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>>157918948
Dude has GOT to stop with the fucking hairstyle he's giving to everyone who had straight hair
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>>157919164
I'm digging the Kage, though.
Darui looks like a badass, Gaara looks like Hitler, Kurotsuchi looks like a femme fatale and Chojuro looks like a real bro.

>>157919769
The hair is pretty hit or miss. Either it has a nice Western vibe or it gives people potato heads.
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>>157919987
Man why did Hizashi turn into such a wanting-to-murder-a-child-tier cunt?
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>>157920293
>Kurotsuchi looks like a femme fatale
She was never supposed to be one.
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>>157920369
Baby Hinata is so cute.
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>>157920369
Man every time I see these fights it pisses me off because of the random spinning kicks. Is it just supposed to say "Hinata is actually shit at fighting"?
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>>157920332
>She was never supposed to be one.
The qipao says different. I think it fits her.

>tfw I couldn't find a screenshot of this scene so I had to make one myself
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>>157920826
Qipao have shit-all to do with being a femme fatale and that's a martial arts costume without the pants anyway.
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>>157920826
Is that Ada Wong?
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>>157920915
On reflection, I may have been talking out of my ass.
My general point is that she comes across as sexy
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>>157921487
Her new hairdo is anything but
If she had long flowy hair we'd actually have something to talk about in terms of being sexy on purpose
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I should really watch the anime again from scratch since the stuff that's going now seems pretty cool.
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>>157921743
Why doesn't Sauce just dodge the Rasengan and spear him in the chest again?

Why bother giving prediction abilities to a character if they never bother to use them?
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>>157922293
You mean in the first fight? I believe it was because Nardo had the chakra cloak so dodging would've been too risky, seeing as he doesn't know how the cloak moves and whether or not it can carry the Rasengan by itself.
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>>157921592
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>>157922367
Ok
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>>157922360
The pottery clashes need to stop
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>>157922425
inb4 Boruto vs. Salad
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>>157922461
In that case, it'll be genitalia clashing.
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>>157922613
No it'll just be Salad jobbing because she's a girl.
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>>157922651
welp, Hinata part was half NejiHina half NaruHina
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>>157923360
fug, meant to
>>157921410
>>157921107
>>157920369
>>157919987
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>>157919987
>Kurotsuchi's tits are bigger than Hinata's
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>>157921410
Why is SP pretending that they had any sort of relationship before they were 12?
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>>157923919
Because The Last showed that they did.
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>page 10
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>>157923616
Why did Sp change her eye color?
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>>157923616
>bigger tits
>better smug

Titshitfags

BTFO
T
F
O
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>>157927189
SP changed quite a few things
for example Naruto's rasengan was supposed to be orange instead of blue
And Tsunade's slug was supposed to be red but SP changed to blue
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>>157927520
Hinata was never smug outside of fanart
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>>157927847
Haha classic titshitfag backpedalling and moving the goalposts, can't accept your precious waifu has been bestest
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>>157921743
Why does Sauce have young Madara's haircut instead of the one he had in The Last?
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>>157928048
It's bested desu

>>157928161
Pottery and shit
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>>157928637
Then Naruto should be growing Hashi's mane instead of copying Obito
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>>157928840
COOLEST GUY
Also Hashirama never wanted to be hokage it was literally shoved onto him so he's not cool at all.
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>>157928637
You know it's true

Everything I do

I do it for (You)s
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>>157928840
Naruto's hair isn't straight like hashirama's. It would just end up looking like jiraiya's hair.

Which would actually be pretty rad.

But I think the general feeling over the time of the history that is shown is that people from the past kept their hair longer and as time goes on it got shorter. This probably has something to do with traditional Japanese art again, Japs probably associate ancient or traditional times with longer hair.
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>>157927520
>>157928967
Choose someone else's waifu if you are going to false flag

What about Pink shit?
She's basically the all you need to get started on farming (You)s
The encounter rate is insane, but the drop rte makes up for it
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>>157930291
His (you)s are cheap and don't really give a sense of accomplishment because of how absurd they are.
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>>157930291
You said the magic word!
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>>157930291
>>157930352
He can't do that! Those (You)s should be mine damnit!
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>>157924063
Literally makes no sense. Naruto barely even knew who she was when part 1 started. She was just that weirdo.
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>>157930481
Actually, you know, Pinkshitfag is now a ton less annoying if we make a competition out of who can get the most (You)s from him. Who can say the most inflammatory things to get the most responses.
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>>157930591
Doesn't matter if it makes sense. It's canon. Retcons are a thing.
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Tell me exactly WHY all of you think Sakura is bad. But I want those reasons without:
>Mentioning Hinata or Ino.
>Using faults that other characters are guilty of having.
>Bringing up her heroine status.

I want this fair. What flaws does Sakura have that only she has?
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>>157931275
>Using faults that other characters are guilty of having.
Firstly you shall explain why this is a relevant criteria. Just because someone is shit doesn't mean your character is also shit, and if 100 characters each have a flaw while your character has 100 by herself, that doesn't mean she's on the same level as the other 100.
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>>157931275
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>>157931275
"You don't understand what it's like to not have parents".
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>>157931374
I said I wanted this fair.

>>157931409
Some of that can apply to other characters. invalid.
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>>157931553
Then pick the ones that don't. They're not invalid because you say they are.
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>>157931553
>I said I wanted this fair.
I just pointed out to you that it isn't fair.
If a hundred characters each have one flaw shared by none of the others while your one character has all of those flaws you cannot claim that -100 ~= -1 just because -100 = -1 + -1 + -1 + -1 + ... + -1.
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>>157931275
She gave up on her best friend over a boy, that alone should tell you she's not a nice person. Perfectly fuckable mind you
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>>157931275
>you can't mention Hinata
Fair enough, she never had that much interaction -
>you can't bring up Ino
No u, one of the greatest demonstrations of why Sakura is a shit is because of how she acted to Ino before the chuunin exam fight.
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>>157931634
>If a hundred characters each have one flaw shared by none of the others while your one character has all of those flaws
Sakura does not have all those flaws. If you want to do this then mention Ino and Tsunade with her.
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>>157931730
If you can't point out the flaws of the character on their own then there is nothing to complain about. This is about Sakura and Sakura alone.
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>>157931771
Ino didn't shit all over her best friend and initiate a breakdown of relationship using the self-confidence and courage granted to her by that friend over a 'cool' boy who liked nobody and was very explicit in saying that he had no time for their shit.
Tsunade has character progression in her introduction arc and during the Jiraiya in Ame arc.
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>>157931895
See >>157931409. Those are the flaws of the character on her own, without comparison to other characters. Just because some of those flaws are possessed by other people doesn't mean that they're suddenly invalid when brought to Sakura as I've said >>157931634. If you wish to negate those flaws you will also need to refute them...without bringing up other characters for comparison. You really fucked yourself into a corner this time.
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I dont really get it
does the sakurafag think he's getting through to us or does he just feel the need to defend pinkshit whenever someone mentions her or is he just falseflagging 'pinkshit' so he can bait baiters
I mean you'd think he'd bring something new to the table.
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>>157931534
Yeah, remember how Jiraiya was supposed to be Naruto's godfather if anything were to happen to his parents but didn't appear in Naruto's childhood at all even though he knew the situation? Remember how Naruto had to CONVINCE him to train him even though he knew he was his student's son? Remember how he never told Naruto about his parents?

Sakura didn't understand Naruto's situation. But Jiraiya did and could have done something.

Okay. I think we got that cleared up.

>>157931593
It's your assignment. I can't just give you the answers.

>>157931954
>Ino didn't shit all over her best friend and initiate a breakdown of relationship using the self-confidence and courage granted to her by that friend over a 'cool' boy who liked nobody and was very explicit in saying that he had no time for their shit.
Other then that one thing, she still does similar things Sakura does personality-wise.

>Tsunade has character progression in her introduction arc and during the Jiraiya in Ame arc.
How has Tsunade's character progressed other than getting over her blood fear? That was pretty much it.
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>>157882487
Use meta shit because that's all anyone ever does on PS4 in PMs.

I'm getting tired of everyone abusing Madara and Guy's Infinite Awakening or using infinite support shuriken with characters like Tenten, Temari, Rinnegan Sasuke, and Shino or picking a support that has dash cut and running for the entire match with characters that have high hit priority and reach like Madara, Nagato, and Lee or just jumping the entire match, trying to counter-attack your air dash with any Kazekage.
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>>157931275
She looks bad with short hair
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>>157931895
>>157932493
Let's give this a crack.
> Sakura ruined her friendship with Ino over a boy that didn't like her, or anyone.
> Sakura consistently bitches about how far behind her male teammates she is. Barely improves over the course of Shippuden.
> Sakura tells Naruto (as Sasuke) that she thinks Naruto is lucky that he doesn't have parents.
> Sakura pledges to leave Konohagakure and become a Missing Nin, for Sasuke. Twice.
> Sakura is apparently one of the smartest kunoichi in the show. Never uses it.
> Sakura is apparently one of the most skilled in kunoichi in Genjutsu in the show. Never uses it.
> Sakura has a boring and bland moveset that is LITERALLY copied and pasted from Tsunade.
> Sakura considers hitting Naruto constantly as a part of being one of his closest friends.
> Sakura can be completely shut down by calling her 'annoying'
> Sakura, alone in a room with a critically injured man, still needed Naruto and Sasuke to save her
> Sakura punches down a house that she doesn't own to avoid answering a very good question that her daughter asked her.
> Sakura considers it ok to apparently avoid questions like this, as well as lie and hide photos, from Sarada, for over a decade.
> Sakura is still, after the second timeskip, in love with a man who has shown close to no feelings for her throughout the entire series.

Now, I'm going to bet you cannot, or will not, defend or refute these points. You will either go, a) "X also has this trait in a roundabout sort of way, so it's invalid lmao", b) "something something Hinatafag lmao", or c) completely ignore certain points. You now have two full lists of things to try and defend - the original one in >>157931409, and now this one.
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>>157932179
I said that screenshot is invalid. Some of the stuff that are listed can apply to other characters like "No character progression" or "Bland skillset".

>>157932350
I wish you guys would start being more open-minded with Sakura. You can have a dislike for her, but there is no need to for this bashing bullshit or arguments. It's becoming trivial at this point.
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>>157932880
Just because another character has that trait doesn't make it invalid, mate. And we wish you'd stop thinking you're the Thread Police. Can you just use a trip so we can filter you?
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>>157930591
He didn't know who she was, dumbass. It's not impossible that they interacted a few times. Naruto has done so with all his classmates bar Neji, Tenten, and Lee (who weren't in his actual class). It's just that he didn't really care for who she was. Someone getting beat up? Better go help. Someone lost? Better go help. All this does is solidify why she likes Naruto so much, because he not only works hard and is neglected, but he's still a kind person.
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>>157932493
>Sakura didn't understand Naruto's situation. But Jiraiya did and could have done something.
That has nothing to do with Sakura telling Naruto that he's lucky he doesn't have parents which is one of the most hurtful, and obviously hurtful, you can say to someone who has never had them and always yearned for them.

>>157932493
>Other then that one thing
Which is absolutely huge because Ino never does anything on that level of pure mean-heartedness.

>How has Tsunade's character progressed other than getting over her blood fear
Getting over her dead boyfriend to a degree where she's willing to look past the tragedy and accept that even if you might die in pursuit of a beautiful dream (hokage in this case) that doesn't mean the dream isn't worth pursuing. Essentially, widening her view. With Jiraiya's death she loses a longtime friend and gets over it pretty fast even if she still mourns which shows that she's grown from the time when Dan and little brother dying put her out of commission for literally a decade or more.

>>157932880
And I say that I have a harem of 10,000 succubi and have lived for a thousand times a thousand years. Claiming something doesn't make it true.
You can't bring up the flaws of other characters relative to Sakura without immediately becoming hypocritical. Defend Sakura's character without relation to other characters.
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>>157932708
>Sakura ruined her friendship with Ino over a boy that didn't like her, or anyone.
Fine, I will give you a point for that one.
>Sakura consistently bitches about how far behind her male teammates she is. Barely improves over the course of Shippuden.
You can say that for a lot of the cast. You forget her teammates are in god territory. But canonically Sakura IS one of the strongest in her generation.
>Sakura tells Naruto (as Sasuke) that she thinks Naruto is lucky that he doesn't have parents.
She didn't know his situation. I already posted something about this.
>Sakura pledges to leave Konohagakure and become a Missing Nin, for Sasuke. Twice.
She didn't mean it.
>Sakura is apparently one of the smartest kunoichi in the show. Never uses it.
How so? How is this even relevant?
>Sakura is apparently one of the most skilled in kunoichi in Genjutsu in the show. Never uses it.
She was never taught. There are a lot of skills characters could have learned but never did. Sakura isn't the only one.
>Sakura has a boring and bland moveset that is LITERALLY copied and pasted from Tsunade.
Invalid. Other characters also use copy and paste moves. Like most of the other rookies.
>Sakura considers hitting Naruto constantly as a part of being one of his closest friends.
That only happens a lot in the Anime.
>Sakura can be completely shut down by calling her 'annoying'
That was the Kage Summit and all of Team 7 was shown in a bad light in it.
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>>157932708
>>157933493
>Sakura, alone in a room with a critically injured man, still needed Naruto and Sasuke to save her
And?
>>Sakura punches down a house that she doesn't own to avoid answering a very good question that her daughter asked her.
The plot in the Gaiden was all over the place.
>Sakura considers it ok to apparently avoid questions like this, as well as lie and hide photos, from Sarada, for over a decade.
Same as above.
>Sakura is still, after the second timeskip, in love with a man who has shown close to no feelings for her throughout the entire series.
But she is married to him and has his kid. So something happened.

And there you have it.
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>talking about pinkshit instead of the game
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>>157933493
> You can say that for a lot of the cast.
Who else complains that their teammates are so far ahead of them? And if they're in God territory, why even complain. You're never gonna get there.
> She didn't know his situation.
That is irrelevant. She knew he never had parents. She knew he was an orphan. If you would go up to an orphan and say "Wow, you're so lucky that you never had parents," you're a grade-A cunt.
> She didn't mean it.
Solid counter. She definitely did the first time, as Sasuke had to knock her unconscious, and she was SERIOUSLY considering murdering Karin the second time.
> How so? How is this even relevant?
Because someone who is apparently 'one of the smartest' should actually, you know, show it off.
> She was never taught.
What's your point? Sasuke and Kakashi both said she's skill in Genjutsu as a kid.
> Invalid. Other characters also use copy and paste moves. Like most of the other rookies.
Except other characters aren't the main female lead. You expect someone with that much screentime to get something more. Furthermore, the other copy-paste characters, such as Ino, Shikamaru, Chouji, Neji, whatever, all come from clans where that's their gimmick. Sakura doesn't have that excuse.
> That only happens a lot in the Anime.
Not an argument.
> That was the Kage Summit and all of Team 7 was shown in a bad light in it.
Also not an argument
> And?
And so she is clearly bad. Nobody should need help against a cripple on an operating table.
> The plot in the Gaiden was all over the place.
Not an argument
> Same as above.
Same as above
> But she is married to him and has his kid. So something happened.
Irrelevant. Marriages not done out of love were common in middle ages Japan, which is when this was largely set.
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>>157933878
But no one ever talks about the game
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>>157933098
>That has nothing to do with Sakura telling Naruto that he's lucky he doesn't have parents which is one of the most hurtful, and obviously hurtful, you can say to someone who has never had them and always yearned for them.
If you want to be realistic here, they are both bad in their own way. But not exclusive to a particular character.

>Which is absolutely huge because Ino never does anything on that level of pure mean-heartedness.
I will accept this one. Just this one.

>Getting over her dead boyfriend to a degree where she's willing to look past the tragedy and accept that even if you might die in pursuit of a beautiful dream (hokage in this case) that doesn't mean the dream isn't worth pursuing. Essentially, widening her view. With Jiraiya's death she loses a longtime friend and gets over it pretty fast even if she still mourns which shows that she's grown from the time when Dan and little brother dying put her out of commission for literally a decade or more.
She is still the same character though. You don't even notice until you think about it when you're bored.

>And I say that I have a harem of 10,000 succubi and have lived for a thousand times a thousand years. Claiming something doesn't make it true.
What's your point with this?
>You can't bring up the flaws of other characters relative to Sakura without immediately becoming hypocritical. Defend Sakura's character without relation to other characters.
I have yet to see loads of points bashing her without bringing in other characters. It's a stalemate.
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>>157933878
The only game that people discuss is R20's
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Is the guitarfag here?
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>>157934009
Then let's do.
What's your favorite team?
What's your troll team?
What characters do you want to become better with?
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>>157933493
>You can say that for a lot of the cast
Hypocritical.
>But canonically Sakura IS one of the strongest in her generation
Unlike everyone else in the show she isn't constantly pushed as relevant to the point of being supremely obnoxious and actual bullshit in the Kagyua fight, and unlike everyone else she continually bitches about it and tries to insert herself as part of 'team 7'.
>She didn't know his situation
She knew he didn't have parents and always wanted them.
>She didn't mean it.
Nice claim, where's the proof? We even get something from her own point of view where she realizes she just can't kill the man after swearing to herself over and over that she will.
>She was never taught
Not relevant, it ties into the bland skillset. Wasted potential and tons of it.
>only in the anime
Which is canonical.
>that was kage summit
Yes, a canon arc.
>all of team 7
Hypocrisy.
>and?
It's literally her job to perform medical procedures. Obito didn't even ask to be killed he just needed an eye removed.
>gaiden plot was all over the place
The entirety of Naruto was all over the place.
>so something happened
Yes and Bella fell in actual love with Edward too.

>>157934040
>She is still the same character though.
Of course she's the same fucking character, if she wasn't that's not character development that's changing an actor.
>You don't even notice until you think about it when you're bored.
Bullshit the manga all but beat you over the head with it even with the goddamn necklace gift
>what is your point with this
That you can't just claim something is invalid.
>I have yet to see...
Be the bigger man and step up then and BTFO us instantly. You can't. Look, all you're doing is conceding or deflecting points left and right. Not a single real counterargument.
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>>157934319
I have four (You)s from him. How many do you have? Am I winning?
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>>157933945
>Who else complains that their teammates are so far ahead of them? And if they're in God territory, why even complain. You're never gonna get there.
It doesn't matter. At least she's aware unlike the others.
>That is irrelevant. She knew he never had parents. She knew he was an orphan. If you would go up to an orphan and say "Wow, you're so lucky that you never had parents," you're a grade-A cunt.
I'm just saying she is not the only one who has showed lack of regard for Naruto's situation.
>Solid counter. She definitely did the first time, as Sasuke had to knock her unconscious, and she was SERIOUSLY considering murdering Karin the second time.
But it didn't happen.
>Because someone who is apparently 'one of the smartest' should actually, you know, show it off.
Kishi says a lot of things about his characters that he never shows. That ain't Sakura's fault.
>What's your point? Sasuke and Kakashi both said she's skill in Genjutsu as a kid.
But she was never taught it. That's the point.
>Except other characters aren't the main female lead. You expect someone with that much screentime to get something more. Furthermore, the other copy-paste characters, such as Ino, Shikamaru, Chouji, Neji, whatever, all come from clans where that's their gimmick. Sakura doesn't have that excuse.
I said that bringing up Sakura's main female status isn't valid. And the whole "come from clans" stuff don't count.
>Not an argument.
Irony.
>Also not an argument
Double irony.
And so she is clearly bad. Nobody should need help against a cripple on an operating table.
And?
>Not an argument
You just keep going.
>Same as above
Nice one.
>Irrelevant. Marriages not done out of love were common in middle ages Japan, which is when this was largely set.
This is Naruto. It doesn't follow middle age Japan to the dot.
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>>157934484
I don't get (you)s for some reason but he's replied to my posts 5 times.

>>157934792
>unlike the others
Stop being a massive hypocrite and bringing up 'others' when you were the one who requested an isolated analysis.
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>>157934319
>Of course she's the same fucking character, if she wasn't that's not character development that's changing an actor.
>Moving the goalpost
>Bullshit the manga all but beat you over the head with it even with the goddamn necklace gift
Then give me a collage of it.
>That you can't just claim something is invalid.
Why not? If it's invalid, it's INVALID. It's not helping the argument.
>Be the bigger man and step up then and BTFO us instantly. You can't. Look, all you're doing is conceding or deflecting points left and right. Not a single real counterargument.
That's ironic coming from you guys. I give you a full plate yet all of you claim I've given nothing. This isn't anything new from you people.
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>>157934484
>>157934885
Those (You)s should be mine! I summoned him!
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>>157934885
>Stop being a massive hypocrite and bringing up 'others' when you were the one who requested an isolated analysis.
Because you guys were already doing it. Because the shit you give Sakura is also done by a character you like. Read what you type before you accuse ME of hypocrisy.

It's never a straight line with you fags.
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That /a/ thread will always be a reminder of just how ignorant you all are.
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>>157934792
> It doesn't matter
You seem to be making a lot of claims about what does or doesn't matter.
> I'm just saying she is not the only one who has showed lack of regard for Naruto's situation.
Who else told Naruto he was lucky he never had parents, or (non-canonically) said that Sasuke would understand her not having parents? Also, as someone else has said, if we're not allowed to bring other characters in when we point out flaws, you can't bring other characters in defending her.
> But it didn't happen.
Sasuke literally knocked her the fuck out and left her on a bench in the middle of the night because she wouldn't go back to Konoha.
> Kishi says a lot of things about his characters that he never shows.
Not an argument. You can't blame the fault of the character on the writer. If we can, why do we even talk about ANY character? Everything boils down to "Well, it was the writer's decision". You can't fourth-wall break, dude.
> But she was never taught it. That's the point.
And yet was able to see through the floor-changing Genjutsu, and immediately dispel the Temple of Nirvana Technique?
> I said that bringing up Sakura's main female status isn't valid.
You don't get to decide what is and isn't valid.
> And the whole "come from clans" stuff don't count.
You need to DEFEND your point. You can't just say 'It doesn't count'
> Irony.
> Double irony.
Also not counters to my points.
> And?
And she is bad. That's my proof.
> You just keep going.
Still didn't argue the point, you just tried to deflect it.
> Nice one.
Same as above.
> This is Naruto. It doesn't follow middle age Japan to the dot.
Arranged marriages must exist for the clans to continue.

>>157935228
We were comparing Sakura to other characters. Then you told us we couldn't. Then you continued doing it. Pick one. Either we can't use others to attack her AND you can't use others to defend, OR we can AND you can. Pick one.
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>>157935062
>Moving the goalpost
I'm not moving the goalposts, I'm telling you you used the wrong term. My claim remains the same. You have failed to demonstrate that Sakura has achieved even this modicum of character development that a much less prominent character given far less screentime accomplished.

>Then give me a collage of it.
You want me to give you a collage of a publicly available manga chapter, is that what you're saying? It's right after the fight with Orochimaru where Jiraiya was drugged.

>Why not?
Because you don't get to unilaterally decide it is invalid without any sort of reasoning. You cannot use the concept that other characters have similar flaws to defend a poorly written character. Even if everyone were shit (which they aren't) that still would not make pinkshit not pinkshit.

>that is ironic
Irony doesn't mean it's any less meaningful.
>I give you a full plate
Which has been refuted in full.

>>>157935228
>because you guys were already doing it
No. We never claimed that Sakura's flaws were each and every exclusive to her. You pulled the 'don't compare to other characters' trick then come back and compare to other characters to defend Sakura against attacks levied without the use of comparison to other characters. Pure hypocrisy.
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>>157935350
I'm done arguing with your faggot ass. Once again you fucks fight through tough and nail to be able to bash Sakura.

What a waste of energy.
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>>157935509
Fuck you give me a (you) too I refuse to be tied to this guy
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>>157935509
HE STILL CAN'T DEFEND HIS POINTS AND GIVES UP.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

I have a total of 6 You(s). How is everyone else going?
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(You)s were a mistake.

Sakura does get a bit of a raw deal though, it's not her fault she's written by a turboautist
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>>157935620
I think I have 7 at this point. can't tell because I can't get (you)s for some reason.
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>>157935872
Hey now, you can't just make up numbers.
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>>157935923
Hold up let me count

>>157931553
First part is a (you)

>>157931895
A (you)

>>157932493
Two (you)s

>>157934040
One (you)

>>157935062
One (you)

fuck it really is six
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>>157935505
>I'm not moving the goalposts, I'm telling you you used the wrong term. My claim remains the same. You have failed to demonstrate that Sakura has achieved even this modicum of character development that a much less prominent character given far less screentime accomplished.
You're still acting like Tsunade has relevant development, which she doesn't.

>You want me to give you a collage of a publicly available manga chapter, is that what you're saying? It's right after the fight with Orochimaru where Jiraiya was drugged.
Show me then. If it's that available, man.

>Because you don't get to unilaterally decide it is invalid without any sort of reasoning. You cannot use the concept that other characters have similar flaws to defend a poorly written character. Even if everyone were shit (which they aren't) that still would not make pinks*** not pinks***.
I already listed what is considered invalid in this discussion. If you can't follow that it's not my fault. Why are you fags fighting so hard to hate a character? A character is getting bias hate I might add. This argument has proven everyone just hates Sakura and Sakura alone. It doesn't matter what she does.

>Which has been refuted in full.
More like ignored.

>No. We never claimed that Sakura's flaws were each and every exclusive to her. You pulled the 'don't compare to other characters' trick then come back and compare to other characters to defend Sakura against attacks levied without the use of comparison to other characters. Pure hypocrisy.
You guys ruined the discussion yourself because you couldn't resist bringing up how x character is better than Sakura. If I'm a hypocrite, your a hypocrite. That's what's being summed up here.
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>>157936189
I thought you gave up and left.
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>>157936117
It's funny, because I fucking won your little (You) game because of the autistic hate towards Sakura. So fuck you.
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Reminder that Pinkshitfag still hasn't given decent counters to about 97% of the points that we've brought up, all he can say is "Wow you're wrong", and as such, calling her Pinkshit is fine
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>>157936371
You weren't playing. The game is to see how many (You)s you can get from you. Not how many you can get from us. Get some reading comprehension.
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>>157936374
You guys just keep saying the same shit. I give my points but all of you just ignore them. Go fuck yourself.
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>>157936481
Why don't you get your anus prolapsed? That'll be pretty nice for ya.
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>>157936508
No, we counter them with our own. That's how arguments work. You don't just make one and then say FUCK YOU GUYS I QUIT when the person you're arguing with doesn't immediately come around to your way of thinking.

But whatever man. You justify your loss however you like. If thinking that you won the argument makes you feel good, that's fine. Have at it.

>>157936630
Sounds like your the ones that butthurt.
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>>157936539
>watching_this_thread.pdf
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>>157936189
Ha! Seventh (you)!

>You're still acting like Tsunade...
Try defending pinkshit without simply attacking Tsunade. No matter how shit Tsunade is it doesn't improve Sakura by comparison, and you were the one who tried to get rid of comparisons.

>...has relevant development, which she doesn't.
Nice claim but I gave you her development. What is Pinkshit's? Does she have any? I can think of some right now, but can you?

>Show me then. If it's that available, man.
Do your own work, it is a publicly available manga. Forgetting the actual plot doesn't do wonders for your credibility.. The necklace she gave to Naruto that he broke during the Pain fight, remember that? Yeah...

>I already listed...
Who gave you the right of arbitration and who gave you the right to not follow your own rules while demanding others do so?

>You guys ruined the discussion yourself
This is grammatically incorrect, but that aside, you haven't managed to give counterarguments even to the points that didn't make use of other characters without simply dismissing it as irrelevant (equivalent to conceding the point) or using characters as deflectors.

>If I'm a hypocrite, your a hypocrite
Hypocrisy doesn't work that way. Hypocrisy is specifically breaking rules that you yourself set, or else demanding of others what you would not expect of yourself. We didn't come up with the no comparison rule - you did. We can't be hypocrites if we wanted.

>>157936371
(You) were never a player.
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>>157936508
Pinkshit.
:^)
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>>157936630
Prolapsed anus, second in line for the title 'Pinkshit'
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>>157936712
I got 8 now thanks to >>157936508 and >>157936630

goml
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>>157936630
You keep saying you're done but just don't stop.
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@157936680
@157936712
@157936749
@157936782
@157936807
@157936831

Are you guys having fun now?

Eat shit, Pinks*** memers.
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I think we need to change the name 'pinkshit'.
Either pinkslut or pinkhoe are my new choices
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>>157936904
> implying I won't keep track of post numbers
Thanks for the ninth (You)
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>>157936935
Don't try and reinvent the wheel bro
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>>157936904
>>157936995
Oh shit, I double-checked, you gave me two! I'm on 10!
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>>157936904
It is not that difficult to highlight the post numbers with a double click and hit CTRL-F.
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Has this general really gone downhill?
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>>157936935
Nah, Pinkshit is fine.

>>157937242
It's been going downhill for months, man. Pinkshitfag is just helping it along.
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>>157937220
Hi Chink, did you like my poem?
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How can any other team compete?
Why don't they have a team UJ?
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>>157937418
Because you can only have up to 2 characters as partners.
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>>157937242
We have little to no right to exist either as a Naruto general or a vidya general.

>>157937329
Where did you grab it from, you didn't make that up on the spot.
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>>157937418
>4 members as opposed to 3
>ninja jesus 2
yeah, no other team can compete because they're fucking cheating.

also >>157937486
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>>157937486
You can have Hiashi-Hinata-Hanabi-Neji TUJ.
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>>157937418
Team 8
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Immaturity from all of you honestly. That just gives me a better picture of you fags. You're all the same.

Probably (definitely) the same fags who got btfo on /a/.
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>>157937587
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>>157937628
> He says, still unable to defend Pinkshit adequately
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>>157937504
Na bro that was all me.

Mei recites it in Overwatch so I googled it out of curiosity. Sounds better in Chinese
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>>157937587
I miss the days when that one guy was triggered so hard by this. One day will I look back and miss the days of pinkshit guy being triggered so hard by pinkshit?
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>>157937665
At least learn how to properly use meme arrows, mong
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>>157937709
Possibly. But I dread to think who will follow Pinkshitfag to make us look back at this and miss it.

>>157937746
11 (You)s
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>>157937676
It's a Tang Dynasty poem and written in that style so it's pretty obvious that unless you're actually Chinese there's no way you'd be able to come up with it.
Also yes, poems generally sound best in their original language. Especially rhyming couplets.
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>>157937746
Captain Pinkshitfag of the Thread Police isn't content with telling us what we can and cannot say, he is now handing out infractions for incorrect greentext use! What will he think of next!
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Be honest
(You) know Naruto belongs in 『the』 >>>/trash/
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>>157937746
He is using it correctly, unless you're going to throw a bitchfit over usenet >who are you quoting. Now if you want to throw a bitchfit over me avatarfagging, that's actually a legit complaint.
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>>157937709
Whatever happened to Gayposter and Sasukeposter?
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>>157937937
I feel we are inevitably headed there when we get dead enough, yes. But ironically it might actually improve the general.
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>>157937937
I unironically prefer not having a Nacho gen over being moved to the furfag board
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>>157938089
There's really no reason we should head to /trash/. If we die we die, take it gracefully like the far superior generals /rtsg/ and /eagg/.
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Why aren't any of you fags playing Naruto Blazing

It's the best Naruto game in a while
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>>157938069
They're probably still around. Maybe they got banned and forgot about us during one of their 3 day vacations.
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>>157938270
Might've just gotten bored.
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What if Sakurafag was a janitor or mod?
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>>157938019
If I play this game, is there a way to cuck her?
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>>157938171
>>157938154
>>157938089
I'm not letting this place die until I finish my campaign goddammit.
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>>157938325
If you know who Kiyohime actually is you'd know that her backstory involves getting cucked (technically jilted more than cucked) and then she burns her love interest to death after trapping him in a bell. Ayame won't do this though.
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>>157938431
That's not a yes or no, m8
Answer the question
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>>157938676
You can destroy her card which kills her and she thinks you're the reincarnation of her boyfriend so kind of.
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>>157937898
What type of chinese do you speak? All the chinks I went to school with spoke Cantonese
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>>157938940
I can speak both but I speak standard (Mandarin) more natively. I can also speak Middle Chinese but nobody understands that.
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>>157938171
This general has always been about indulging in cancer and faggotry, anon.

Naruto really is not that good (wasted potential) and the games are rather one-dimensional so there's not much to discuss.

Since the beginning we've participated in large-scale waifufagging, unironically enjoying and sharing fanfics and AMVs, and generally indulging in weeabooism. The faggotry and cancer being enjoyed for once was part of what made it so damn comfy once upon a time.

Let's face it, this general belongs in /trash/ along with /sug/ and the zootopia general. Maybe not now, but one day.

>>157938394
We won't die, we'll live on as a much more lewd version of /nsunsg/ on /trash/
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>>157939048
Is middle chinese like, hick speak?
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>>157939325
No, it's a catch-all term for Tang Dynasty -> Ming Dynasty Chinese. Basically, it's anything from Old English to Middle English in terms of time period but doesn't sound as completely fucked up as Old English. Old Chinese is actually seriously fucked up though.
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>>157939201
What you're proposing is like burying your beloved pet at the old indian burial ground, it'll come back wrong and filled with DESIGNATED
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>>157938940
Protip: most chinks speak mandarin+whatever their regional dialect is. government and education is in mandarin so if you went to school in china you presumably speak it.
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>>157939413
What
Is old Chinese like Mongolian?
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>>157939413
I just know the 'shi shi shi' poem, that was written to show how fucked up old chinese is right?
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>>157939423
sounds fun, desu. also if we're dying at some point anyways we have nothing to lose, right? If it becomes an abomination against god we can just leave, but it might become something interesting. different, but interesting.
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>>157940061
Right now we don't need to leave, if we make it an abomination then we have to, do you want to run that risk?

Things aren't great at home, I need this
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>>157939653
>Is old Chinese like Mongolian?
No, it's like Shang dynasty -> Qin dynasty Chinese. The Analects of Confucius and the Art of War are written in something resembling Old Chinese. Grammatically they're still...recognizable, I guess, and since we don't bother with spelling things the words look the same more or less, but pronunciation is pretty fucked.

>>157939672
No, it was written as a game more or less, as if you wrote a poem where every word used a different starting letter. It's easily comprehensible in just Middle Chinese or even Cantonese.
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>>157939325
Hick speak is like, Tianjin dialect or Shandong dialect to be honest, but those are just accents. Chinese dialects run the gamut from Tianjin and Shandong being just stilted versions of each other to Fujian and Xinjiang being mutually incomprehensible.
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>>157940410
I think we should try to preserve the general as it is for as long as possible, yes. But if one day it's too slow for /vg/ I think abomination against god is a better alternative to a dignified death.

>Things aren't great at home
You want to talk about it, man? I'm here for you.
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>>157940812
>I think abomination against god is a better alternative to a dignified death.
No it isn't.
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>>157937486
*cough*
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>>157940915
/nsunsg/ doesn't deserve a dignified death. we need to go out in a blaze of degenerate glory. besides, it'll be more entertaining that way.
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>>157941236
No it wouldn't. I hate to pull this card as an '07 barely-oldfag, but are you new? /gsg/ alone is a good example on this very board.
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>>157941109
The concept that anyone could survive most of the UJs is just retarded.
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>>157938218
I actually am, I just don't bring it up here because no one else seems to
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>>157941426
I've been here since 2007 as well. Because this is how I entertain myself. Clusterfucks and generally horrible things are funny to me, and interesting to read through.

But everyone gets something different out of 4chan, that's one of the things that makes it fun. When we die and move to /trash/ you can go somewhere else that interests you more.
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>>157941646
Are there any UJs that are potentially survivable?
The only one that comes to mind is Ino's which is just a kick to the face.
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>>157942079
I don't think you understand the difference between 'three more sakurafags and two more gayposters now with penis' cancer and full blown 'this is bottom 1% of 4chan' cancer.
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>>157942143
Tsukuyomi shouldn't actually kill you so there's that.
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>>157942268
Ehh the jury's still out on that one, what with capable of turning you into a vegetable.
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>>157942180
Damn man, if you can't find entertainment possibilities in a shitshow like that then I don't know how you've put up with this site for so long.
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>>157942143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIeiXxcplYA
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>>157942564
What you posted isn't a shitshow. Turkslayer drowning threads in simpsons porn is a shitshow. Accelspammer and gorespammer were shitshows. /mlp/ spamming and lmao 2hu derail were shitshows.
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>>157942143
PTS team 7 UJ
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>>157942724
I posted a "the aristocrats" joke. The implication of the joke itself being no matter how much of an abomination something is the right sense of humor and context can turn it into something funny and entertaining. It's what you do with it. Also if you're not occasionally the one baiting and twisting and poking at threads for your own entertainment then you're doing it wrong.
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>>157943006
I've started shitstorms that've lasted multiple threads just fine, but push it too far and you end up with what /gsg/ was like over the summer.
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How awesome would it of been if Kishi gave Naruto a Shigurui tier ending. God that had to be to most depressing fucked up ending of any story I ever seen.
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>>157943006
not even him but you know who accelspammer was right
There isn't much of a way to make him spamming all of /a/ in minutes funny or entertaining.
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>>157943258
I don't know... I think I see the humor is making a large number of people angry.
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>>157943797
Only if you weren't an active /a/ user at the time. He'd show up randomly and instantly the entire board would just disappear under a goddamn flood of spam and shitposting.
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>>157943797
no it wasn't
everyone hated him, he was funny as long as he didn't show up while you were trying to have a discussion and you were just reading the logs after the fact
the only reason he's redeemed is because of lolimod.
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>>157937418
something like pic related?
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I dropped Naruto around the time Naruto started training to control the 9 tails and met his mom.

If I wanted to play through the whole story start to finish how many Ninja Storms would I have to play through?
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>>157944318
Just Storm 3 and 4.
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>>157860706
1010 a Cute.
CUTE!!
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I don't get the new ending. Sasuke flies out to center field and then they decide to end it right there and hold hands instead of going to extra innings?
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>Sakura still hasn't popped out a Uchiha boy
>still no third Uzumaki kid with red hair
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>>157945841
What's even the need for more useless kids?
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>>157945605
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>>157945997
>Uchiha boy
>Not pink haired
>>157946021
>Implying she pregnant with Neji's ghost babby
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>>157946021
Don't worry, Arata will pump you full of kids
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>>157946328
Ghost Neji has more chance of dicking Naruto than ever giving a shit about Tenten
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>>157946328
I'd like to have a new pinkshit boy to bully.

Pic unrelated, midboss when?
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>>157946328
Not with that ugly ass hairstyle.
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>>157947169
absolutely disgusting
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>>157946497
Who will have more kids: Fugetsu with Waniko or Arata with his cake harem?

>Fugetsu has keikaku incentive and we've already decided that, as a gator-orc, Waniko would probably give birth to multiples.

>Renya has multiple wombs to work with but most of them would probably be on the way out.
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>>157947187
>>157947169
dont you like it?
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>>157947446
Renya has the cake harem, that probably was Arata pretending he's not going to die alone

As is this
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>>157947446
>>157947530
whoops I fucked up, I meant Renya that first time. >>157946497 had me all confused.
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>>157947452
I unironically enjoy both your stuff and the one I posted.
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>>157947530
>die alone
but you're never alone in prison. I mean unless you're in solitary confinement.
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>>157947452
No because the artist just copy and pasted Sauce's terrible hair instead of just doing something slightly different.
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>>157947452
Only if he doesn't have sharingan
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>>157947775
>he thinks a kid with chakra enhanced strength isn't going to fight everyone in there and assert himself as 'The Guy'
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>>157948093
That isn't an option
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>>157948323
Is that Adachi in the back?
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>>157948474
That's Kagami

Adachi wouldn't really work as an Uchiha, since he's supposed to be a loser with no talent
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>>157948474
Tobirama's husbando
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>>157948227
Chakra enhanced strength just makes him a better power bottom
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>>157948474
R to L:
Shisui, Kagami, Itachi, Sasuke, Obito, Madara and Izuna
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>>157946328
>>157947452
Superior picture coming through.
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>>157948624
Obito was a loser with no talent at one point
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>>157948781
He still was to his death. All he ever did was spam his kekgen and woodshit
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>>157948781
He's still an Uchiha though, so like it says, he was still expected to be talented. As opposed to someone that no one thought anything of

But Obito is still the closest the series has to Adachi
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>page 10
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so are you going to buy a switch or wait for pricedrop
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>>157951787
dunno is it good?
price drop i guess
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>tfw we will never see the GOAT Part 2 outfit since it got destroyed
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So what did you guys think of the new opening?

I thought there were some odd (for a lack of a better word) moments. It opened with Shikamaru then Sasuke then Naruto, which I guess ties into the specific novels they're adapting. Sai's drowning in the darkness and Ino saves him. Rock Lee, Temari, and Tenten get fight scenes while no one else does.
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How legit is this?
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=777298024
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>>157953946
try it for yourself anon
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>>157954248
No PC..
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>>157880462
Most shinobi clans were inbred and it wasn't it also the norm in Feudal Japan?
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post comfy endings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXJgQLknzfI
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>>157931275
You got it.
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>>157957515
Let's not start it again.
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>>157931275
>I want a character analyzed but in complete absence of the context of the narrative
KEK, pinkshitfags truly are desperate.
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>>157957646
>plural
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>>157931275
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>>157957515
>Ignoring the fact all of Team 7 was bad in that arc.
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>>157947169
>SasuHina
But fucking why though.
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>>157957887
Team 7 is always bad

Easily the least compelling characters in the series
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>>157957887
>If you can't point out the flaws of the character on their own then there is nothing to complain about. This is about Sakura and Sakura alone.
>This is about Sakura and Sakura alone.
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>>157957887
False equivalence. Sakura was the worst.
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>>157957887
Doesn't prevent her from being bad or worse than the others. Between three piles of shit, there can be one significantly stinkier and more disease-and-parasite ridden than the other two.
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>>157957887
If you're so hated and hate us so much for shitting on Sakura why not just leave
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>>157958062
>But I want those reasons without using faults that other characters are guilty of having.
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>>157959136
>In fact, if she's even in proximity of any flawed characters, her flaws don't count
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>>157958152
Yeah sure, anon.

>>157958308
Sakura was not the worst in that arc. Don't you dare try to imply that.

>>157958690
How about we all respect one another like civilized human beings instead of being divided by a dumb, biased hatred for a character
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>>157959367
There's only rational and founded dislike for Sakura here, anon
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>>157959136
I pointed out to you earlier why that doesn't work.
Imagine the following situation in a series with five characters.
A is ridiculously strong but he's soft and kindhearted so he rarely fights.
B is edgy but she only talks the talk and acts as comic relief
C is exaggerated and lazy but pulls through when his lads need him.
D is well spoken and well connected, but is slightly snobbish in private.
E is ridiculously strong, edgy, exaggerated and lazy, and snobbish.
Now, why don't we compare. Is E flawless compared to A, or B, or C, or D?

>>157959367
I refuse, you aren't a civilized human being, you're a post number on 4chan and your arguments consist mainly of 'this doesn't count'. You conceded plenty of points already - i.e. Sakura has multiple glaring flaws NOBODY ELSE IN THE ENTIRE SERIES HAS, in addition to flaws others might have.
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aaand here we go again...
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>>157959547
Nothing else is happening.
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>>157959367
>Sakura was not the worst in that arc. Don't you dare try to imply that.
Or what?
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>>157860706
Naruto was so cute back then. Turned into a real butterface as an adult. Like he was never supposed to be.
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>>157959873
He grew the fuck up, it's like the ultimate conclusion of his character arc. The noisy brat who just wanted to become hokage to show off and against the wishes of everyone has become hokage because everyone wished for it and is calm enough to truly aspire to fill the role he's taken.
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>>157959532
There is nothing rational and founded about fucking memes.

>>157959537
No, but Sakura is nothing like E. She has her flaws but everyone here exaggerates them for laughs and mockery. Need I remind you that you all are the ones who start all this by acting like a bunch of cunts. I actually tried to be civil with you people but all I get is backlash.

This general isn't a fucking echo chamber. Things were actually going smoothly for like a month before somebody once again just HAD to bring back the pinks*** meme.
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>>157959873
he was ugly as fuck as a kid, he was supposed to have a fox-like face
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>>157957515


I gained a whole new respect for Naruto during that scene but then lost it all in the next one when he started having a panic attack over Sasuke's chimp out.
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>>157960072
>This general isn't a fucking echo chamber
That is exactly what generals are.
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post comfy nardo endings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abMrAT2snLw
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>>157960072
>Things were actually going smoothly for like a month before somebody once again just HAD to bring back the pinkshit meme.
You're pretty stupid, but I didn't realize you were also blind. I don't think there's been a single thread that's gone by without the use of the term pinkshit
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>>157960359
If though they still used that meme nobody went on autistic tangents over Sakura. It was an improvement even if it wasn't perfect. I can't say the same for now. It's like one step forward and two steps back with this place.
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>>157960359
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/156090963/
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/155630395/
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>>157960523
You're the one that goes on the most autistic tangents over Sakura, bub
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>>157960072
>Things were actually going smoothly for like a month before somebody once again just HAD to bring back the pinks*** meme
Actually it's about you HAVING to police it. Put on your mod or janny tag or shut the fuck up and provide actual substance. I don't need you to be civil, I need you to be not retarded and be willing to face up to defeat like a man so we can finally get over this.
People don't like Sakura. People don't like a lot of things. Now let's address your main point.

>No, but Sakura is nothing like E.

I know, but it doesn't matter what Sakura is like. That example isn't meant to reflect Naruto as a series, It's meant to show how absurd immediately excluding the consideration of any flaws other people also have is when we want to discuss the character with or without comparing her to other characters.
Why can't you see the inherent contradiction? If you're picking out the flaws only she has, YOU ARE ALREADY COMPARING HER TO OTHER CHARACTERS. You can't expect us to not do the same if you compare her to other characters to dismiss reasons.

>for laughs and mockery
We can do that if we want, you aren't a moderator and we're violating no rules.

>like a bunch of cunts
Wah are your feelings hurt? >>>/safespace/

>I actually tried to be civil
Plugging your ears and dodging all questions with "UGH I'M DONE" isn't called being civil. If you're done then be done.

>isn't a fucking echo chamber
Consensus != Echo Chamber. You're the one who runs away during these 'discussions'.

>>157960523
There wasn't one in this thread either unless you're talking about the Kaguya thing up there, which has more to do with the fact that she doesn't literally descend from a deity-class being and so pollutes the gene pool.
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>>157960154
I thought it worked. Maybe not so fox like but that's because his face was so round and babyfaced
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>>157959547
It's like /nsunsg/ very own Infinite Tsukiyomi
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>>157961057
You wanted him to stay like that when he's like 30?
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>>157959873
Considering he is a ninja, he spent a lot of his youth with his eyes closed.
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>>157961123
Not really, but there's a thought.
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>>157961194
I liked the eyes closed thing, shame it was dropped
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>>157961361
Guess he YOU ARE MY FRIEND
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>>157961194
>>157961361
I remember that. Wish they didnt drop it entirely either.
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>>157960834
>Actually it's about you HAVING to police it. Put on your mod or janny tag or shut the fuck up and provide actual substance. I don't need you to be civil, I need you to be not retarded and be willing to face up to defeat like a man so we can finally get over this.
>People don't like Sakura. People don't like a lot of things. Now let's address your main point.
I don't try to police the general, what I do try is to cool down the autism. Yeah, you don't like Sakura; that doesn't mean you can fuck over entire threads with your dislike. That attitude is why this place is a ghost town. You want a secluded mindset.

>Why can't you see the inherent contradiction? If you're picking out the flaws only she has, YOU ARE ALREADY COMPARING HER TO OTHER CHARACTERS. You can't expect us to not do the same if you compare her to other characters to dismiss reasons.
You fucks already do that for all your arguments. You through the whole thing out the window.

>We can do that if we want, you aren't a moderator and we're violating no rules.
You are ruining the environment here. Doing this is not making ANYONE feel welcomed. This is something the posters should take in there own hands which is what I try to aspire.

>Wah are your feelings hurt? >>>/safespace/
This isn't Sakura-Hate club. Nor is it a Hinatafag club. Which is something you want it to be.

>Plugging your ears and dodging all questions with "UGH I'M DONE" isn't called being civil. If you're done then be done.
I answer all your questions. You just refuse to listen to them.

>Consensus != Echo Chamber. You're the one who runs away during these 'discussions'.
Because all of you are unreasonable most of the time.

Wake up, faggots. It's really just all of you creating this.
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>she ends up alone

Why was this allowed? Everyone else were busy fucking like rabbits( except Shino but nobody cares about him) while she owns a weapons shop that isn't even necessary since the world is at peace.
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>>157961361
You can say him stopping counted as character development.
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>>157961861
>I don't try to police the general
Yes you do. Proof - you react in great hostility to only the memes you disapprove of.

>what I do try is to cool down the autism
By adding more autism? Are you kidding me? Do you think your retarded entry-tier not-even-/twg/ tier autism is going to stop anyone?

>Yeah, you don't like Sakura; that doesn't mean you can fuck over entire threads with your dislike
You're the one who fucked it over by insisting on arguing. At this point I am too but at the very least, I don't try to pretend I'm not autistically shitposting.

>You fucks already do that for all your arguments
This is entirely false, we provide reasons and examples. You provide nothing.

>You through [sic] the whole thing out the window
If both of us are as you claim 'throwing the entire thing out the window', aren't we both just slinging unsubstantiated shit at each other? Why not stop? It is because you cannot. You repeatedly claim to be done but you come back for more.

>You are ruining the environment here
And I don't pretend I'm not, what I'm doing right now by responding to you when the thread is tired of both sides of this shamble of a debate is nothing short of cancer.

>This isn't Sakura-Hate club.
That doesn't mean people can't hate Sakura.
>Nor is it a Hinatafag club.
I hate Hinata but that doesn't mean other people can't talk about how much they like her.

>I answer all your questions. You just refuse to listen to them.
Because you don't answer them to my satisfaction and I counter.

>Because all of you are unreasonable most of the time.
You really do not know what autism looks like, you're not even entry tier.
Just give up. If you want to preserve thread quality then just ignore or hide posts with 'pinkshit' or filter it.

>>157962236
She doesn't pair well with anyone. It might also be the curse of having some buildup with Neji (kind of) and him dying and girls in Naruto never ever ever getting over it.

>>157962408
What would it represent even
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>hide >>157931275 and >>157936904
>half the thread gone
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>>157938394
>until I finish my campaign
Why was R20 up at 3 in the morning
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Tiddies.
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>>157963102
Because he can
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>>157963465
But why would he
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>>157963516
He always stays up too late, that's why for him getting up at 7 is such a chore
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>>157963604
He's usually not up at 3 am though.
I haven't slept all night and have class until 20:00, by the way~
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>>157960028
It makes sense from a development perspective i was just talking about design wise. Him as an adult looks so weird and even ugly. Just off.
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>>157963870
I think it's the 'he didn't used to look like this wtf' factor like when your friend gets a haircut.
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>>157962236
I love how her scroll works like minigun
Unfortunately its ineffective as fuck

Anyway im sure assistant-kun/SP work out something for her...
>pic definetly not related...at all...
i swer
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>>157963913
Maybe. From kid to teen he looked mostly the same, just taller. Then as an adult everything was different and so many features got changed.
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>>157963989
>Unfortunately its ineffective as fuck
No shit, that's now how you use melee weapons.
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>>157963989
That picture would be better if it was proud mother Tenten hugging her son who she had with I dunno, Kankuro, maybe the jobber genes cancel out
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>>157964275
What? Are you telling me that you AREN'T supposed to throws maces and swords?
I gotta call BS on that.
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>>157957515
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>>157962236
>except Shino but nobody cares about him
The same applies to Tenten though. Her most noticable trait is how irrelevant and forgotten she was.
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>>157965260
Does the original poster of that realize that none of that makes pinkshit less shit?
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>>157965260
It's not just lying to herself, it's presuming that Naruto is only doing all this for her sake.
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>>157954629
The difficulty comes from how inbreeding is defined. Inbreeding has degrees with different implications for genetic consequences. Don't know about in Naruto canon, but marriages between cousins were common in Japan, yes.

Marriages between first or second cousins account for 10% of all marriages globally today. Historically in many cultures this number was much higher. One estimate was that as many as 80% of all human unions over history have been between cousins. It's estimated that parents being cousins only raises the risk of genetic defect from 3% to 5% or 6%. Of course this risk increases with subsequent generations of inbreeding which is likely to occur if a culture or subgroup favors the practice.

Marriages between individuals who are more closely related than first cousins (parents and children, half-siblings, full-siblings, aunts/nephews and uncles/nieces) seem significantly less common. It was probably only prevalent in very few cultures, like significantly closed or isolated groups, or upper classes such as monarchies and aristocracies. (See my last post: >>157885503)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage

http://gizmodo.com/the-science-of-marrying-your-cousin-1522745684

https://hbdchick.wordpress.com/2012/06/05/historic-mating-patterns-in-japan/

In short: inbreeding is tricky. A clan that marries cousins over multiple generations with no introduction of unrelated genes is in trouble. But one that does it while at the same time bringing in unrelated mates might not be at a heightened risk statistically compared with the general population.

>fun fact: Charles Darwin married his first cousin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOF9lzGLz-8
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>>157966845
The big thing here is that these clans are unironically descended from celestial beings. They just don't have bad genes.
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>>157966845
Let's make it more naruto-related:
while technically pic related would be a cousin marriage, genetically they're half-siblings. They share 1/4 of their genes as opposed to the 1/8th that cousins share.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consanguinity

>>157967079
I'm just trying to inspire some learning in here. I know that fiction and science don't mix. Even science fiction gets that shit wrong all the time. I'm not autistic enough to expect fiction to be 100% accurate to life, or it wouldn't be very fun.
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>>157965373
Her most notable trait was invented by an australian shitposter for the entertainment of 4 autiists
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>>157967347
Honestly speaking it doesn't even matter in "realistic" fiction as long as it isn't institutionalized. If someone fucks his sister the baby doesn't have to be a drooling retard or Joffery (whatever his name is).
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>>157968020
The Tenten jew joke has been around for quite a bit longer than that
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>>157968520
I'd personally never seen it before
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>>157968632
The idea is that unlike everyone else raising kids or doing directly productive tasks / administration she's a goddamn shopkeeper.
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>>157968709
It's not like Kiba, Neji or Shino are doing anything more productive
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>>157968896
Neji is dead
Kiba isn't doing anything productive because he's doing nothing at all
I don't even remember what Shino did. Teacher?
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>>157969023
>I don't even remember what Shino did. Teacher?
Yeah and all the kids already graduated and he didn't even get to be an important figure to any of them like Iruka was to Naruto
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>>157969112
Look the point is how the fuck does Tenten even feed herself, who the fuck is buying weapons during peacetime?
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>>157968449
>>157968520
>>157968709
Speaking of Jews and inbreeding not being 100% detrimental:

Inbreeding has been accused of causing lower IQ, but ashkenazi Jews are both much more inbred than average and have noticeably higher IQs than average (verbal and mathematical, not visual).
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>>157969179
Otaku
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>>157969179
All those kids being forced to become ninjas by their parents?
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>>157969208
That just looks like a chink.
Inbreeding only causes lower IQ when the parents have retardation genes in them.
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>>157969268
Who do what exactly
And why the fuck does Naruto not establish a formal law system instead of this retarded mercenary shit that may or may not even get the job done?
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>>157969279
That picture is not of an ashkenazi jew. It's just the only picture of a Jew I have on my phone.

And yeah that is what I'm saying. inbreeding in and of itself doesn't necessarily cause retardation. I mean eventually it will if done to a severe enough degree because even a person with amazingly fit phenotypes can still have errors in their genes. Phenotype≠ genotype. The nature of genes is they have two copies in case something goes wrong, and there are so many genes coding for so many traits that are so interconnected that 10000 errors might be fine but one error in just the right place and you never even live past a clump of a few dozen cells. If you take a group of the smartest and most amazing people on earth and then inbreed with their genes for like 15 generations you'll get someone who is both physically and mentally fucked up. This is because it's not just one or two genes that control complex phenotypes. It's the intricate interaction between thousands of genes. But if enough of the right ones of those get fucked up by inheriting and exaggerating the same recursive errors over generations that phenotype will not be expressed.
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>>157969367
because ninjas are cool
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The anime now takes place before narutos generation. Who do you want to be the main character? inochi here
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>>157973390
maybe Kakashi's dad, all of the rookies' dads would still be around too so they could make up the supporting cast
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>>157860706
OK I have to ask and I want to be clear I am completely fine with it.

How is this a thread on /vg?

Are Naruto games that popular? I mean I look through the board and it doesn't seem like a lot of talking about the games rather just Naruto.

Again I am fine with this thread. I'm just generally curious.
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>>157973390
Minato. With the adventures with his sensei, Jiraiya, and his teammates: Nameless Female and Teuchi.
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>>157969367
Because otherwise we would be reading about Bort having too much ADHD to pay attention in math class
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>>157973992
when the general started back in January we had a LOT more posting about the game, as people were speculating and whatever. Obviously game-related posting peaked for like the month or two after the game's release and has been declining ever since until now it's almost nonexistent. I actually wonder if we've ever had a thread where we never directly talked about the game once...
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>>157942268
It did in the Shinden. The whole "Body cannot live without the mind" thing.

>>157948749
> green sharingan
No thank you

>>157963102
Missus is away and I had nothing else to do beyond watch Rick and Morty and watch Pinkshitfag run the thread into the ground again.

>>157963604
I don't ALWAYS. Just, you know, ALMOST always.

>>157969179
Inojin uses a sword. Boruto will likely use one as well (although that might be Sasuke's). She sells shuriken and kunai, which are mainstays of shinobi. There'd also be ninja who just wanna learn to use a weapon. There likely wouldn't be massive bulk orders like there would've been during wartime, but still. She clearly makes enough to keep the store open. Unless Naruto was just like HAHA YOU'RE A FRIEND STAY THERE RENT FREE I'LL PAY YOUR BILLS BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS.

>>157973992
Back in January, with Naruto threads on /a/ getting nuked by Coolest Mod, we moved to /v/, under the guise of talking about the upcoming Ultimate Ninja Storm 4 game. After a few threads, someone had the bright idea to shift the thread to /vg/ and turn it into a general, because back then, we had easily over 120 posters with a wide variety of discussion topics. Over time...well, the game came out, people left, people couldn't handle the banter, the waifu wars drove people away, the usual lifecycle of a general. Pic related.
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>>157981384
What's so bad about Team 8?
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>>157982020
Nothing. There was just a massive, MASSIVE shitstorm about the fanfiction called Team 8, with a bunch of people saying that it was decently written with good character progression, and the other party saying that it was a piece of shit with worn-out tropes that wasn't worth the praise it received.

A truce was struck a few months ago to tone down the autism relating to the fanfic. It's been pretty good ever since.
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>>157982179
>>157982020
Worth noting that it was mostly one guy with an intense and burning hatred of the fic who would chimp out whenever it was mentioned. And of course a few fans of the fic would have to defend it. This one guy who hated the fic finally said he'd agree to a truce.

As for the actual fanfic, I wouldn't know because I've never read it. But it's up on the fanfiction list if you're interested.
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>>157982469
I like Accidental Companions.
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>>157982583
Is that a fanfic? what's it about? if you think it's good you should add it to the fanfiction list.
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>>157983234
Is it not up there? Well that is a shame.
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>>157930591

The episode doesn't rewrite anything in regards to their pre Academy days.

Hinata was shown kindness by Naruto when feeling down, Naruto thought none of it and continued his lonely childhood.

And Naruto never knew much about her in the Academy, but he knew her enough to notice she always behaved weird around him AND enough to know that she wouldn't set him up during the test.

They interacted, they just never became friends until later.
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New naruto restream

http://stream.dob.jp to watch
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>>157983471
Idk, go look. If it's not there you should add it yourself.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IdKzPOFC6J_qhL-1BzyNEvVqhp73cD5oUGFVnqgbbEA/edit#
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>page 10
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>>157989794
How many boners is Rin feeling there?
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>>157989923
One.
Pretty sure that Kakashi was the asexual guy of the group until he started reading Jiraiya's novels.
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m8's how the fuck do I beat Minato?
Every time someone picks Minato means pretty much gg.

I managed to beat a guy that was using Shisui, FUCKING SHISUI, with Ino. Then the same person picks Minato and wrecks my shit.
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>>157989923
Well, there's 2 boy there so I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say 3
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>>157991548
Y-Yamero
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>>157991548
Yes, until both she and I were bruised and sore and couldn't walk straight.
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>>157981384
I already have a screenshot for the previous arc.

What's the current arc called?
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>>157994483
I don't think we have one. It's just nothing now.
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>>157920369
Hiashi's such a dick here it really amusing, his brother is trying to reminiscence about their childhood and the kids, but he just cuts him off with 'muh destiny' bs.
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>>157994870
Hizashi is the one talking about the Hyuuga destiny. Hiashi is the one reminiscing.
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>>157995070
You're absolutely right. Still it's pretty crappy to bring up something like that up when your just trying to start up small talk about your kids.
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>>157995318
Hizashi was always hard-hearted when it came to branch/main relations. Even when Hiashi genuinely tried to make overtures of camaraderie, Hizashi would just be like "haha yeah, but really, remember that time a fucking death mark was burned into my forehead allowing you to kill me at any time without warning? And that the same mark is also burned into my son's forehead?"
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>>157994623
>Orc Hairpussy Arc

we spend our time waiting for waniko lewds and other updates on the R20 game because we've already discussed everything and have no new posters with new opinions or ideas. many posts of "page 9" and "ded" in a row, interspersed with the occasional chimpout and attempts at conversation that go nowhere.

if that underage orc girl didn't have such fuckable hair we might not be alive right now.
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>>157995409
>"haha yeah, but really, remember that time a fucking death mark was burned into my forehead allowing you to kill me at any time without warning? And that the same mark is also burned into my son's forehead?"
Yeah because that's such a minute detail ain't it? Hizashi did nothing wrong
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>>157995409
It's been so long since I last read up on part 1 that I had to go back and re-read the chapters on the Hyuuga. Yeah, Hizashi defiantly was bitter about the position he and Neji were in, which is understandable. Still it seemed like Hiashi was just trying to make the best out a shitty situation they both were in.
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>>157996784
He was moments away from murdering a pre-teen Hinata, with enough rage that Hiashi was literally able to sense the killing intent while sparring. That's pretty dodgy.

>>157996796
Canon Hiashi was a bit of a cunt apart from when Hizashi sacrificed himself.
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>>157997162
Wow typical Hinatafag can't accept that other people make mistakes because your precious waifu is so perfect!
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>>157997270
Murdering a child with intent isn't making a mistake. Stop reaching.
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>>157997162
>Canon Hiashi was a bit of a cunt apart from when Hizashi sacrificed himself.

He was, but both of them were willing to sacrifice their lives for one another so I'm guessing they must've had some good time together before the bitterness and 'destiny' stuff started to rear it's way in.
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>>157997389
Yeah but Gaara also mudered a child so Hizashi is fine
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>>157998158
Gaara was also a child at the time with a raging bio-nuke inside him that stopped him from getting more than an hour or so of sleep at a time, since birth.
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>>157998158
Who?
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>>157985734
Can someone remake this with The Last Hinata?
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>>157991548
Seriously, what the fuck is this?
My dreams never gonna be pure ever again.
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>>157998314
He killed one of the sound jobbers, I think anon is hunting for (You)s
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>>157996784
>Yeah because that's such a minute detail ain't it?
Since you should ostensibly trust your blood brother not to kill your ass unless there was really no other way...
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>Page 9
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>>157919164
So he finally started to draw shadows eh?
Guess he improving slowly
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>>158005656
It's still less actual shadows and more just lines, which he's what he's been doing since his first chapter.
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>>157962236
Because of her VA
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>>158005414
What color is Cory's Susano'o?
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>>158006261
Fuk off
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>>158006261
Watermelon color?
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>>157981384
>>157994483
Update when?
Btw no Mitsuki/homo/r63 arc?
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>>158006779
I haven't bothered to do any more. There hasn't been really anything outstanding beyond Pinkshitfag's appearance. Nothing worth an arc.
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>>157991548
dang, Lee's mom is hawt!
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>>158007014
Actually its original RtN Lee character design where he became tranny
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>>157985734
>Hanabi best ready-for-bj-face
>Neji close 2nd.

Hina seems more shocked at it's size than anything. She'll need lots more training.
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>>158007103
they should've used this.

maybe not though. Might've upset the hardcore Lee fans.
>"Lets put him in ten-tens undies instead!"
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>>157991548
>Fem-Lee
>No skintight, green training suit
Fail.
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>>158006837
Are you kidding? We are the very model of a modern vidya general
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>>158007680
That's not really relevant to creating a new arc of the general. There hasn't been anything worth really reporting on.
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>>158008083
Blank state arc till Road to Boruto then?
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>>158008083
We could sing American Pie.
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>>158005993
Still, its a improvement compared to chapter 1.
Also his lines are more sharp and confident now.
All is left him to fix or at least revert his char designs to Boruto movie
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>>158009676
Yeah, that's true. His lines were super shaky to begin with. The actual chapter isn't out yet, is it?
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>when your son's doing important shit but the drugs kick in
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>>157946328
Those are prostitute sandals
The outfit is definitely for girls

What did the artist mean by this?
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>>158011053
Sauce on this doujin?
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>>157957990
No, you piece of shit
Kakashi is the best character in the series
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>>158011169
>Leg warmers are for girls
Go watch FTV and educate yourself
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>>158011820
I wasn't talking about the leg warmers, dumbass
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>>158011996
Oh.In this case you are wrong as well. These are traditional japanese sandals known as Geta, made for both men and women.
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>>158012236
You baka ass nigga
That ain't no Geta
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okobo
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>>158012354
Wait. I thought his shoes had a hole.
Well, Okobo is used by geishas in training, so you may have something.
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>>158012463
Job Squad Geisha mission when?
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>guy takes Roshi + Han (dashcutter) and jump guards the entire battle
>next battle I take Choji with Hanabi and Utakata
>He ragequits and sends me this
I didn't even use items to almost entirely beat his ass. What a sore cunt
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>>158014091
>Renya's face when
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>>158015272
Renya will be the prettiest Geisha
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Job squad team group posing when?
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>>158015898
Bink is getting around to it. There's a lot of college work on the go, but he's considering dropping a class. He hasn't forgotten the group photo, but I think he's going to focus on individual full-body pictures first, before doing team shots.
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>>158015898
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>>158014091
My second doujin idea kind of involved something like this.
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>>158016195
>>158015898
Oh yeah this is coming soon, it's at the top of my list.
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looks like someone translated this doujin
https://exhentai.org/g/988163/a45c8b55d1/
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>>158018259
Coolest poses only
Maybe Waniko and Fugetsu can be doing the fusion dance
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>>158018505
>>158018259
have the coolest pose
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>>158018672
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>>158018746
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>>158018505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0kJbMqTPTM
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>>158018162
What was the first idea?
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>>158019685
Hardcore butt rape, most likely.
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>>158020409
Well I hope Fugetsu properly lubes his boypussy
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>>158019685
something different. you guys will have to wait and see.

>>158020578
No boypussy. Yet. But if there was, who would you like to see fucking Fugetsu? Who else's boypussy would you want to see in use? OC or canon character?

>>158020409
No, there would be no butt stuff in that one. Also it depends on what your definition of rape is.

Oh but now that I think about it that first one is now the second one, and the second one is now the third one, because Joe gave me an idea I now want to draw first because it sounds like it would be a good "babby's first lewd comic" idea that would lend itself to being useful practice.

>>158018548
>>158018505
After I do the individual full body drawings, I'll probably do something similar to pic related pose first because I've wanted to do it for a while. Then a second pose depending.
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>>158020959
It would be Waniko pegging Fugetsu because Ilya demonstrated on Kakashi

Also Draw Ayame getting diddled by anyone.
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>>157860706
HD Screenshots for Road to Boruto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGggaAUApwc
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>>158021425
That's actually a pretty hot idea. Would also be easy to set up within the context of the doujin #1. I like the way you think, anon.

>Draw Ayame
I've been thinking about doing this a lot recently but it probably wouldn't be lewd. Also I'd need to know more about what she's supposed to look like. Ideally I'd like to know more about what all the player characters in that game are supposed to look like.
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>>158022537
Wait which bit? Or the whole thing. What would Renya and Arata be doing? Having a sleepover?
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>>158021971
>that first image
Is this nigga about to Rasengan a bitch while riding a fucking tidal wave?
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>>158021971
Adult Konohamaru?
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>>158025043
Don't get your hopes up. Could be like the Hyuuga combo ultimate where Hiashi only shows up for a few seconds.
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>>158022537
>Also I'd need to know more about what she's supposed to look like
I didn't request the drawing of her but I originally based her off Akiha but wearing a miko's robe and with her headband replaced by a half-veil (the type that only covers one side of the face).

>>158027795
What's she doing there
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>>158028242
>What's she doing there
foreplay
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>>158027795
>>158028242

Izuna would cuck Hashi
And so instead of Tobirama, Hashi is the one to kill Izuna
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>>158030312
>fucking oneechan
I don't see anything wrong with this.
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>>158028242
I'm like, 90% sure I've seen pictures of this girl with an ankle slapping cock
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>>158030804
She's a somewhat well-known girl so yes, there exists at least one picture of her with a cock ten feet long.
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>>157982583
>>157983234
I'll write up a spot for it but I want to make sure it is "approved" for it. Has anyone else read it?
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>>158031048
I just looked at the one I was thinking off and it wasn't the one, be a dear and show me the one you meant
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>>158031738
I don't save pictures of futa, but go search Tohno Akiha futanari and I'm sure you can find some.
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>>158024182
The pegging in general is hot, yeah. The kakashi and Ilya thing might fight into the first doujin idea Joe gave me. As for the fugetsu/waniko, maybe in the same doujin somehow or maybe later as like one drawing or something.

>>158028242
You didn't need to ask for a drawing, senpai. I just want to do it.

As for the veil, do you have a picture of what you were thinking of? When I think miko outfit and japanese clothes and veil I think of pic related but that's more like a hat.
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wew
https://exhentai.org/g/988163/a45c8b55d1/
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>>158034357
fug wrong page
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>>158034357
>you will never have sex with a 16 years old Hinata

>>158034545
for me the titsize in this doujin were fine, a little bit small, but nothing to complain about
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>>158034768
Tit size seemed pretty accurate to the show/Manga to me
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>>158034357
Oh baby
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>>158033734
Miko outfit is this thing. The actual miko outfit.
As far as the half-veil, she wears the hat with the veil while while travelling but she has another veil on while resting or doing her own business.
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>>157957515
omfg that outfit naruto has on the last panel is so disgusting I fucking hate his part 2 character design KYS kishi
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>>158035253
Yeah I know about the miko outfits, and the hat with the veil worn for traveling, I was mostly asking for a reference for the half-veil thing.
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>>158034357
Jebus

>>158036151
Excuse the shitty paint job. Bottom grey is what's actually written on her veil but you can just put three vertical lines of scribble unless you're good at writing kanji (you might be, you study in Japan right?)
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>>158035229
not for the faint of the heart
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>page 9
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>>158020959
>>158018548
Which will be which?
If we're each choosing some random pose, I'd like something like this


Also holy shit m8 >>158015272 is more or less exactly what I picture Renya looking like
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>>158039592
I was just posting the ginyu pose because I liked it
I have no idea who all those charas from the R20 campaign are
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>page 10
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>>158042616
awww how cute

where is Kushina gonna snuggle in?
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>>157921410
This was a really cute episode. Especially the parts with Hiruzen.
Do have to wonder if they give money to Naruto, because we see him catching his own food at one point.
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>>158044623
Why the fuck can't he just conjure gold out of nowhere anyway or ask Gaara to Gold Dust him some shit
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>>157871295
No it hasn't.
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>>158044704
Huh? How could he do that? I'm talking about Younger Naruto here.
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>>158036610
hat do moonrune mean
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>page 10
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>>158021971
cutest team
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>>158045079
Emperor, God, Sky
Family, Spirit (goes to heaven), Human
Kingdom, Soul (dies with you), Earth
King, Body, Magic

Alternatively
Heaven Human Earth Demon
God Spirit Mind Body
Emperor Family Nation King

There's a bunch of other ways to read it in different directions or jumping words or using homonyms for more psuedo deep shit, I made up that grid when I was in middle school.
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>>158044623

I wonder who actually taught him how to walk/talk and all that jazz that normal children learn from their parents.
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>>158047265
Do you think it's safe to assume that Naruto banned lethal force in the chunin exams?

Why Hiruzen and Tsunade still permitted kids still too young to even know what it means to be a shinobi to fight to the death in exams is beyond me. Anko straight up LOLd when she heard dying 12 year olds screaming their lasts breaths.
These were the mother fuckers who killed those poor kids too.
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>>157921410
do you have a webm of shikamaru's part in the opening
need it for Ino reasons
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>>158049130
No it isn't, we saw people using jutsu that could easily be lethal and a good punch in the right place can kill or maim someone. An unguarded knife hand (which isn't a karate chop) to the windpipe will easily kill the target. It's almost impossible to ban lethal force without imposing rules that make the exams pointless, the best you can do is let the proctor interfere when he thinks it's over.

>permitted kids still too young to even know what it means to be a shinobi to fight to the death in exams
Just because they don't know what it means doesn't mean they aren't one.

>These were the mother fuckers who killed those poor kids too.
Doesn't matter, those weren't kids, those were enemy combatants.
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>>158049130
there was no peace between villages, there still needed to be brutality
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>>158049130
I mean, wherever blades and martial arts and shit are involved something can go wrong. These kids are still hurling lightning bolts and fireballs at each other, or punching each other hard enough to crack concrete. But the intention is no longer to kill your opponent and they did away with the fucking Forest of Death.
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>>157930591
Naruto, you may recall, is a giant retard.
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>>158049928
The intention was never to kill your opponents, even in Forest of Death. If you could bind them then grab their scroll that'd work too.
Also seriously stop thinking these kids are too soft. Chuunin are essentially commissioned officers in an era where officers could usually beat the everloving shit out of normal soldiers and probably killed a fuckton of people before anyway, if they're too soft to kill people or too young to be killed they shouldn't be in the fucking exams, remember what a chuunin is, they're people who tell his team "Okay today we might lose a member of the team or all die but we HAVE TO get that intel and we'll kill whoever is stopping us got it? Let's go!"
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>>158050330
They're 12 dude

>>158047265
Best Team Sannin knockoff yet
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>>158049130
What Naruto should have done is imposed an age limit on ninja ranks. No genin before 12, no chuunin before 16, no jounin before 18, something like that. That way you avoid the Haku situation.
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>>158050601
>They're 12 dude
And they're in charge of killing people, don't give me their age as an example. Most twelve year old freeze the fuck up at even holding an actual dagger let alone throwing it at someone with the intent of slowing his movement so he can throw another at him to kill his ass, or throw giant shuriken capable of cutting a person in half, or set people on fire without even blinking etc.
The chuunin exams are the selection of who will lead hired killers. If you're afraid of being killed then you shouldn't be killing and therefore shouldn't be a genin let alone a chuunin.
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>>158050832
>Most twelve year old freeze the fuck up at even holding an actual dagger
You don't know a thing about kids.
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>>158034357
>>158034768
>you will never be a 16 year old girl getting fucked by her 30-something ikemen husband
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>>158051140
A kitchen knife is not a dagger. A dagger is a tool of war so you'd rarely see it, so it's a strange-but-obviously-dangerous object. Most kids are actually pretty nervous about handling those things by age 12 unless they're retarded or hyped at the moment in which case they can do shit like hang themselves to see what it's all about.
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>page 10
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gonna sleep, night guys
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>>158054923
thanks for the Hinata pic
I should really make a folder of her at this point
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>>158044623
I don't remember if it was ever explained how Naruto acquired that house/apartment that he stayed in since the beginning of the series. One idea I've always liked even back when I started watching is that Hiruzen himself gave it to Naruto. After all, Hiruzen seemed to be keeping an eye on Naruto with that crystal ball.
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>>158054923
She's so cute. I'm glad the wedding is getting animated.
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>>158049416
https://webmshare.com/play/bybde
https://webmshare.com/play/BXNE1
https://webmshare.com/play/8xvBV
https://webmshare.com/play/nqj3d
>>
Hinatafags. Hinatafags everywhere.
>>
As of today, /nsunsg/, YOU are Madara Uchiha.
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>>158058153
yay
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>>158058153
Can anyone even TOUCH me, let alone defeat me?
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>>158059223
Yamcha
>>
What's beneath the bandages? Why does he keep them? Coolest guy also had Zetsu prosthetics but they looked like normal skin.

Does Hinata mind being fingered by bandages? I'd imagine it's uncomfortable.
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>>158059223
The jews
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>>158059319
They're ribbed for her pleasure.
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>>158059319
>normal skin
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>>158059826
Explain this then.

Don't tell me Tsunade or pinkshit can't make white limbs look and feel like normal ones.
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>>158060034
>pinkshit
ARE YOU LEDDI
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>>158060034
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>>158034357
its a gold mine of reactions
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>>158057128
>time-skip
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>>158060034
He paints it or something. I dunno, Obito is a weirdo
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>>158060654
DELETE THIS
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>page 10
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>>158064320
Whoa, is this Xenoverse 2?
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>>158064405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxRNPLBpw3Q
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>>158064320
Hit is literally the only cool thing in Super
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>no geimu this weekend
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>>158065446
We can have our own geimu, let me get my robe and wizard hat
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>>158066558
No you can't because I'm not hosting and Planewrong is waiting for us all to ascend to lichdom before he starts his game.
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>>158064452
Who?
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>>157981384
Did people really try to argue that Hinata could beat Sakura?
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>>158066639

I already did it!
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>>158066956
Please don't start that again
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>>158066639
Oh I mean a different geimu

Roll anal circumference, you're gonna need it
>>
>>158066956
She could. Here's why:
Sakura is strong but shit at taijutsu. - Baguazhang is ACTUALLY using force against force and very good at redirecting dumb strength or hitting weak points to stop the incoming punch, even if it's one-hit-kill.
- Hinata hitting Sakura a couple of times jams her chakra and chakra control. She now loses super strength.
- Even with the Hundred Healings, it doesn't heal chakra network damage as medical ninjutsu canonically can't.

>>158067051
t, Lich
>>
>>158067195
Didn't Nardo undo all of Neji's damage by flooding his body with fox chakra? What's stopping Sakura from doing the same thing?
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>>158067712
Nardo's own chakra was still shut the fuck down, fox chakra is fox chakra and not nardo's chakra at that point
Also because Sakura doesn't have kyuubi levels of chakra, I don't remember anything else that got rid of Byakugan pointing even though they never really did it again
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>>158067873
>I don't remember anything else that got rid of Byakugan pointing
Sasuke walked it off after getting hit by Kaguya's hir in his chakra points
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>>158067960
Kaguya is also literally retarded and didn't see pinkshit coming in from a non-blindspot angle when she was too big to be covered by the blindspot to begin with.
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>>158067195
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>>158067873
>Also because Sakura doesn't have kyuubi levels of chakra
Not that amount, but she needs a ridiculous level to pull off a giant summon and to give coolest guy enough juice to spam long distance kamui

Anyhow, let's stop with this because it's just speculation and waifufags will always just invent whatever bullshit they can and latch on to unproven feats to hype up their waifu.
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>>158068105
>poke her elbow, breaking her arm and deflecting her punch upwards
>rush in closer, blocking her torso's movement with your body, then jab her heart as she's off balance
>trip her, her strength is explosive force, not actually muscle strength
>just go for her neck
>sidestep, trip, slight push to the back of the head, she goes fucking flying from her own momentum
Not that hard.
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>>158068383
Isn't Sakura faster than Hinata?
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>>158068836
That's not how martial arts work. Sakura is brute strength and is somewhat faster, Hinata is presumably master class if not grandmaster class. Old fucks who are like 75+ and slower and weaker than you can still pound Chad Thundercock the football player to dust without even trying because they know the spots they need to aim for and when to move. The actual movements in most martial arts are not the biggest, the question is when you start moving and where you stand when you move.
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Why are we still here? Just to shitpost? Every night, I can feel my waifu... and waiting for new chapters... even /dbg/. The manga I've lost... the generals I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you?
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>>158069481
There's literally only one reason I'm still here besides autism but I can do that anywhere.
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>>157860706
Artist please?
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>>158070537
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52095645
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>>158069059
>Hinata is presumably master class if not grandmaster class
I think you are overrating her a bit, m8
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>>158071609
Then any real life master should be able to fuck up both of them because despite being ninja they can't fight for shit.
>have byakugan
>can't see someone coming at you from the side
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>>158070686
Thanks, haven't jerked in days...I definitely don't wanna be a tranny though, just into sucking/getting sucked.
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>>158072087
No u
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>>158070358
What's the one reason?
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>>158072527
Take a wild guess
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>>158072638
Waiting for more waniko lewds?
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>>158073163
t. alex
I don't even like reverse snaggle and the hairpussy thing isn't exotic here, every other goddamn opera singer and extra culture credit seeking student in uni wears that.
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>>158072638
Because you're a degenerate with nowhere else to go?
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>>158073523
I'm in 12 other threads on 4chan alone right now. The loss of one doesn't really hurt me, honestly.
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>>158073978
> 12 threads on 4chan
What, do you want a medal?
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>>158074135
No, just saying even without even leaving the site there's still 11 other generals I can go to as a non-newfag so while I'm incredibly degenerate it's not really the case that I have nowhere else to go.
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>>158074347
Then what IS your reason for being here?
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>>158074504
Take another guess faggot.
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>>158074692
Because you can never live up to the standards your sister has set, so you seclude yourself away on various generals where you tell yourself your time spent in them is worth something.

New thread.
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>>158074692
>>158074916
REKT
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>>158074916
...huh. That was pretty good.
Make a new thread then I guess.
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>>158074916
>>158075630

you got it
>>158075863
>>158075863
>>158075863
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