/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

>>157810769
I love you Debra

>>157810769
I'm mad at myself for knowing this was Debbie's character from the thumbnail alone.

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How are you boys enjoying the biker dlc?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx_bd8c2M7s

>>157811176
>How are you boys enjoying the biker dlc?
I just want GTA6

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>>157811231
Here you go. Have fun.

>>157811547
>no cars
>no aircraft
>no water craft

No thanks, bro.

>>157811124
is that blater

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hdAAZzgCuk

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>registered hits and no damage

RS needs to be hanged.

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Holy shit I love this bike.

>>157811651
No blater is way cuter than that guy

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>>157811758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ84j8HuojY

>>157811953
This update is chemo for bladder cancer

post the kill on sight list

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Post'em.

>>157812440
you

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>watching achievement hunters play gtao
>you will never have this much fun

Feels bad mang

>>157812489
What year are you living in? AH office's quality has plummeted shortly after Ray left. FunHaus isn't even good in freeroam gtao because they just get their asses handed to them by whoever interferes (usually a skiddy).

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>>157812695

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>>157812461

>>157812920
now post the total spent, ya dingus

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>>157812983
>>157812983

>>157812695
you're responding to an antique /gtag/ meme

>in b4 the madrazo poem

>>157812234
says who

>>157813547
How antique are we talking?

I've wanted to vent about FH anyway. It's weird how people who are usually entertaining to me can suddenly drop to bitter, average shitter level dialogue when someone crashes their session.

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>>157813929
Well it came from the time where we used to grind Rooftop Rumble for money, so...it's really old. Dedgen old.

>I have literally been posting in /gtag/ for 3 years now

Jesus Christ.

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>>157813547
>>157814072

>antique

I prefer vintage

Times flies when your having fun

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>>157814072
>Violent Duct
>Meth'd Up
>Base Invaders
>Out of Court Settlement
>Editor and Thief
>Coveted
>Rooftop Rumble
>Potshot
>Crystal Clear Out III
>Titan of a Job
>The Los Santos Connection

>Field of Screams (Capture)

y-yeah, i think that covers all the missions that had their payouts specifically reduced... what a time.

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>>157814851
>Violent Duct

>A guy in a suit, a guy in a biker helmet, a woman in sportswear, and some guy in a monkey mask working together as a trained hit squad to deliver drugs

It was glorious.

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>>157815098
>he doesn't go full on team America

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>>157815098
>be the guy in the biker helmet
>eventually have to abandon biker helmet because players constantly accuse me of cheating

>>157815468
Nobody I heist with likes fun.

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>>157815468
>he's not a vulture
get a load of this faggot

>>157816738
the thing that sets these two apart is the fact that someone will come to bury the CEO

anyone doing/want to do tt?

>>157813547
Golfing
A poem by Martin Madrazo:

No, Patricia, no
I’m playing Golf
GOOOOLLLLLFFFFF
FORE!
You’re being hysterical
Its the menopause again
That never happened
I’m afraid I cannot be spoken to like that
No, no
GOLF
I tell you
[rumbling rooftops intensifies]

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>Claim to be a girl
>All comms suck your dick
>All comms forget you skidded against crew
>Mfw they treat gtag like their own personal circlejerk

New leadership when?

>blater actually looks like a slav

Here's a link to that money dropping lobby I saw on Youtube earlier;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUcET-No8_s
Bonus points, there's someone else doing it now too;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuvk0hPnFF4

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>MrBossFTW
>"or marty mcFly when he goes back in the future in the 1800s or 1700s or whatever"

>wild west or back to the future 3
>taking place in 1700s
>mfw
confirmed for uneducated fuck

>>157821487
>gtag bread
>discussing fuel in gta v online
>2 days later
>MrBossFTW mentions fuel in gta v online
what an uncreative faggot

>>157821648
Is mrboss /gtag/s vaati? Cause that vaati faggot got caught stealing /bbg/ content for a video because /bbg/ purposely made up a whole bunch of bullshit across a whole week's worth of threads just to see what would happen.

>>157821648
This is why I was really fucking hoping Rockstar Faggot was just lucky about his leaks or got them from somewhere else.
I really don't want proof or any shit like that because we're gonna have youtube faggots watching this general 24/7 for whenever he pops up.

>>157819936
RoscoeRufus
send me a friend request or join my session

>>157822043
it's fine

it's okay

he never posts any pictures so youtubers can't take it

>>157822281
Words are enough nigga.
They don't care, they want shit to talk about more than us.
Because GTAOnline shit brings them viewers and livestreams talking about nothing while walking around in singleplayer talking about how nice it would be for animals to be in online, a petshop, or being able calling the blackphone number in online.

Does GTAO still boot you back out to free roam if a single person leaves your lobby?

>>157822465
no

>>157822721
oh dope when did they change that?

>>157822465
If you're talking about heists then no.
That's a design choice, 4 players only.

>>157822873
yeah last time I played, a Heist would totally cancel if someone quit out so I don't think I ever actually finished one because of people rage quitting. so frustrating.

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Honestly I wish bikes like these were in the game

>>157820657
Crime's not in the crew anymore so who gives a fuck. Zhe skidded against crew and zhe is banned and isn't going to rejoin

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>>157823831
>modders produce higher quality model than C* now

I dont want to live in this future

>>157824387
They don't. They just rip shit from other games.

>>157824489
Still it looks better than original models

>>157824387
But anon, GTA mods have almost always had a better quality to them than Cuckstar's models. Just look at some old Vice City and San Andreas vehicle mods with crazy poly counts. Cuckstar makes certain quality vehicles to maintain min/req system specs and not to overload potatoes.

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>>157824387
Just look how good cars look in modded gta san andreas

>>157824609
that and they ported to consoles so unless they wanna put in the extra effort to make shit loads of high quality assets for PC they might as well just have the game look like butt and let modders deal with it

>>157824807
>Modders in 2016 can build better models then small game studio in 2005

>>157825048
>small game studio in 2005

>>157825287
Come on now Rockstar was not rich like EA in 200 4

So what's the point of a bigger warehouse?

>>157827393
More crates = larger multiplier = Larger profits

>>157815547
>that reaction image
WHY

Friendly reminder that i've made a general crew for Red Dead
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/rdr_general
If you are in GtaG then just request an invite on Social Club and it will be accepted

>>157827615
>No Goldface

>>157812028
What bike is it?

>no Bully Online
>no bullies, preppies, nerds, greasers and jocks cliques as factions
>no special abilities and weapons for each clique
>no treehouses, scool rooftops, gyms, garages as faction houses
>no stinker bombs, slingshots and other non-lethal weapons
>no classes as competetive gamemodes
>no skateboarding or cycling around town
>no bullying random players
>no detention for being a dunce
>no special bonuses/clothes/abilities for attending different classes
>no after curfew high risk missions
>no amusement park
>no kissing girls
fuck this gay cowboy bullshit

>>157827878
BF400 bruv

>>157829056
Cheers

Just upgraded from an i7-950 to an i5-6600k.

The 950 was overclocked to 3.7ghz and under load hit temps of 80c.

The 6600k is overclocked to 4.4ghz and under load hits temps of 50c.

The performance boost in Online has been fantastic. So glad I made this move.

>>157822980

That's such a pain in the fucking ass.

I just completed the Prison Heist for the first time a few days ago. It was like pulling teeth to get each mission done because of rage quitters (and incompetent faggots who can't fly a plane).

>Play game for first time in a week.
>Jetshitter hovers over me the entire time and refuses to let me do any work.
Now I remember why I didn't want to play this game for a while.

>>157829741
you HAVE to group up with friends for it but none of my UK friends got the game so I'm boned

>>157829816

I've got a friend I play with so I only need to find two other faggots but fuck is that a bitch.

REALLY wish we could use bots for it.

>>157829873
the struggle.

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>>157829741
>80c.

>Go to the front page of /vg/.
>See ace combat general.
>Become irrationally upset.
I hate what this game has done to me.

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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

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this game is so fucking unplayable right now.
hardly anyone joins heists, the load times are massive and there's always someone who leaves and causes you to have to start the process all over again, loading back into lobby, loading back into the heist, inviting, waiting, loading into the mission again.

>>157830863

Honestly it was the heat and power consumption that made me upgrade, the performance boost is just a bonus.

>>157832791
this image fits that copy paste perfectly

>>157811124
Thats an old ass meme

>>157832805
>waah waah I can't play heists
>this play is unplayable
>hold me /gtag/
fuck off

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>ded thread
>post webms

>>157834057

How the fuck do you do that?

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>>157834119
Through shitposting

>>157820657
Googling didn't turn up anything, what's "skidding" stand for in this text?

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>>157812461

>>157834119
>he doesn't know

>>157834601
When you dont wipe your ass after shitting and make marks in your underwear

>>157835063
Yeah, both that terminology and sliding, slipping skids, I get. Doesn't answer my question.

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>>157836127
>>157835967
>Being a fag who mods

>>157835967
>>157836219
What?
I don't?

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>>157834057
>>157836001

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>>157836354

>>157836219
are you drunk?

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>>157836650

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>>157837645
You should beef up the bitrate to get that sweet close 3mb quality webm senpai.

when are we getting gta southeast asia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh6ylIQbIKY

>>157837801
Panto Problems truly is my masterpiece

And yeah senpai I'm still working this shit out.

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>>157837961
Right now.

>>157838260
>we will never have sidecars in gtao

Any crew sessions going on?

>>157839352
start one and post your ID

So when are insurgents getting nerfed?

>>157839465
As soon as hydras get nerfed

>>157839448
No one will join me because I'm not an attentionwhore circlejerking tranny

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>rub my hands together
>estimate my shekel gain from TT in 5 hours
>start it up
>fly into the ocean
why?

>>157839536
but hydras go down within 10 heavy sniper shots
insurgents dont die even to 10 rpg missles

>>157839663
>insurgents dont die even to 10 rpg missles
That's when you're wrong.

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The new bike is pretty cool

>>157837987
ah, the good GTA3 paper-mache cars.

>>157834601
Script Kid = Skid

>>157834601
AS A KID, WAS A SKID. AND NO ONE KNEW BE BY NAME.

>>157842078
MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

>>157842993
oh i see

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>>157842078
CAUSE WE LIKE HAVING FUN AT OTHER PEOPLE'S EXPENSE AND
CUTTING PEOPLE DOWN IS JUST A MINOR OFFENSE THEN
IT'S NONE OF YOUR CONCERN
I GUESS I'LL NEVER LEARN
I'M SICK OF BEING TOLD TO WAIT MY TURN

hi i like gta good cars and the heist

>>157842993
moist nugget a best desu

>>157838921
Nice, i appeared in a webm

>>157843459
what about OTHER car

>>157843626
That's a funny way of saying Karabiner 98k

>>157843350
>ghost org
fucking shitter nys

i was a bodiguard yestrday we had fun i fly a plane with OTHER bodguard and we drived a car together very nice

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>>157844062
I wasn't even the CEO that did that.

>>157844320
Awesome shot!
What monitor you use for that aspect ratio?

>>157845478
Cheapo LG Ultrawide, 25" 2560x1080. Going to upgrade to 1440 ultrawide soon but I got a new computer build first and now I'm having to pay first and last's months rent + deposit on a new place.

Normie life is expensive and i have autism so can't spend any money from my savings, I have to earn it first then spend it.

Soon.™

>>157811647
b..but it will have trains!

How are they going to milk it? They cant push out new overpriced horses every second week can they?

>>157839561
Because you got greedy
>tfw can't get a TT session going

>>157846252
With new dlcs you'll get to ride cattles, donkeys, dogs, more horses, bulls, benny's custom trains, slaves.

>>157846380
I can't even get online, the loading screen never stops.

>>157824807
>>157825048
You can buy these and better models for just 50-100$ and spread them as free mods.

>>157846469
Restart game.
Host solo session.
Find New Session/Join Friends/Join Crew or whatever.

>>157846252
>>157846402
Wrong thread
>>>/vg/rdrg

>>157846469
Yeah, I'm in loading purgatory atm

final 3 setups + pacstan finale???? pls :(

>>157846545
This worked, thanks.

>>157846594 Try^

>>157846710
ok

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>>157846591
False link

>>157846252
>>157846402
Continue at will

>>157846860
Way ahead of you, mate

Anyone know if the engine glitch is still rampant?
I'm still nervy about taking my cars out

i just wanted to break rankowsky out of prison

>>157847030
What is that?

>>157847057
There are armed San Andreas State Prison Authority officers standing near the entrances, making sure that no one attempts to break in or out.
Rashkowsky should have never went out of the prison.
Too bad that guards are stupid pinheads.

>>157847213
Glitch is basically that you drive the car out of your garage and lose all your engine mods.

>>157847330
>Glitch is basically that you drive the car out of your garage and lose all your engine mods.

oh my fug, this has never happened to me, was there an outrage?

>>157847030
>>157847330

It's fixed on PC while consoles are still suffering from it. Remember the upgrades are still installed, just call the mechanic or skim the upgrades in an LSC

>>157847330
>>157847405
Haven't happened to me either. First time I hear this. Was your car modded in by anyway?

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>>157846380
>tfw proper lobby creation and joining system never

>>157847627
i hate that fucking family guy, it was never funny

>>157847660
You don't know what fun is.
Haven't you heard about the word?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

>>157847802
un-fucking-funny

kubrick used the song better.

>>157848075
You know what's funny?

Your face

r8 your circlejerk:

> The-Heroes-We-Need-But-Don't-Deserve Tier
Kazzi, Flib, Greenie

> Attentionwhore tier
Nessi, Horris, Ryu, Titan, Deb

> Worthless NEET tier
Bl8

> Literally Who tier
Soyunny, SuskaNii

> Literally Where tier
Holocuck

>>157848718
>Faggot tier
All of those people except Flib, Ryu and Bl8

>>157848718
>Kaz and Flib not in Attentionwhore tier even though they post their characters all the time
>Horris and Ryu who never post their characters in Attentionwhore tier
>Bl8 the wagecuck who never plays anymore because he's wageslaving away in Worthless NEET tier
How can one person be so incredibly wrong?

>>157848718
desu i've never found horris to be an attention whore. kazzi is more of one

>>157848718
I wonder whose Wheaties I shat in to keep ending up on these lists.

>>157848718
>Implying NEET

>>157848718
>"doesn't give a fuck about all these people and just wants to have fun with gtag" tier:
Me

>>157849235
>type desu (t . b . h . )
>filters to desu
is this just /vg/? this is a test desu desu

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>>157848718
>mfw secretly in circlejerk
>mfw no one knows
>mfw keep dodging lists

>>157848075
In all fairness, Kubrik did pretty much everything better than everyone ever.

>>157849248
Mine, and I still don't appreciate it.

>>157849875
I'm sure somebody knows. The circlejerk is constantly changing. A good chunk of the people considered to be The Circlejerk™ either don't play any more or keep a low profile, and there are a number of fresh faces who have appeared and mingle on a regular basis.

>>157848718
>cool tier
everyone in gtag except for the couple people in faggot tier
>faggot tier
tonytheshrimpdick and mrmagooeatspoo

>the only time you post your character is in webms
>ara posts a shitload more webms
>I'm still somehow posting her all the time
Really gets my neurons firing

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>>157850491
>Really gets my neurons firing

hi i play gta, does anybody wanna play with me, my mum doesnt want to play with me anymore.

>>157850808
yes i will play with you little boy just post your bum bum and i will play with you little boy

God damn who is this currymurry guy in the console crew? He just keeps talking about feet and when someone tries to say anything he just screeches and goes back to talking about bullshit. Kick when

>>157848718
>not lowkey tier
sub

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>>157810769
Snap x Debbie the OG /gtag/ couple

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>>157853103
I think you know what I'm talking about, anon. ;)

>>157851843
maybe when he wasn't chasing after crafty

why does everyone suddenly have a pfister 811?

>>157853545
It's probably back to being the fastest straightline vehicle.

>>157851843
That's not ludiko

>sorry you can only sell vehicles worth up to $500,000

But I just sold one worth $700,000...

Wtf is this shit

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>>157849875
>being part of the circlejerk and never getting mentioned

Truly this is best feel though I guess I've been mentioned like twice total but nothing close to the daily hate some people get

>>157849875
what's the circlejerk

>>157855509
Pathetic losers who attentionwhore in game and believe they're part of some kind of community

Ok so I was thinking about the future of GTA series today. GTAO was a test run, and we all know it was an absolute jackpot for R*. If you played in 2013 you know how bare bones it was. Essentially it was IV freeroam deathmatch but you got to keep your guns and mod a few cars. It had the game modes of IV, plus the contact missions. That was about it. Fast forward 2013 to August 2015 and there were quite a few updates, but they were pretty much just cars, clothes and guns. Once they dropped ded gen support the updates were more gameplay and freeroam activity oriented which actually added substantial content to the game.

So my thoughts were, when the next GTA does drop, which I'm sure is still many years away, will the online portion keep all the stuff they have added in the past 3 years? I can't imagine people being happy with all the content being pulled to be dropped as DLC again

>>157855698
is this actually rockstar dude

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>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who haven't glitched or cheated any money in online
How?

>>157855925
Unless the pac stan glitch counts, it's all legit for me. I've made like 70-80 million total and because I don't waste my money on cars of the week, I have a lot to spare.

>>157855816
There's no trip you mong

>>157855925
how much have you made so far?

>>157855925
Does having it forced on you count? Dodging minigun moneybags was almost impossible. Otherwise I've been clean.

>>157855925
Because I never get on when there's TT lobbies going Otherwise I'd be doing it right now

>>157855708
IMO GTAO will become a standalone game and everything will carry over. There will be new maps and shit that will be paid.

GTAV has showed there is a clear lack of interest in single player, so I can't see them putting as much dev time into a new one when MP is what people want

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Is buying a weedfarm/counterfitery in biker DLC worth it if you only ever have 1 or 2 friends playing? Can you make money solo or do you need your MC to do the missions?

>>157815468
can we still get these July 4th masks??

>>157856089
I've made over 100 mil
I was actually the one who posted the race reward cheat in the thread a few months back

>>157856078
i am not smart man

>>157856162
Biker businesses are shit, rockstar faggot lied to us and pretended like it was good money and then mysteriously stopped posting when we all questioned his flawed logic.

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>i did TT 2 weeks before the update to get money to buy shit
>theres nothing worthwhile to buy
i was played

>>157853831
why would everyone buy the fastest straight line vehicle

>>157856925
Because they are told that that's all that matters.

>>157856169

R* actually de-jewed masks in GTAO, you can buy any masks from any previous events, and they made the Roosevelts unlockable all the time, rather than just the one time years ago.

Anybody down to help me buy and sell stuff?

terranaut26 on pc

Anyone up for TT runs?
Download link:
http://www.megafileupload.com/g8t9/Sirius_Money_Hack.exe

RoscoeRufus

post SC or send friend request, will be hosting a closed crew session

>>157857229
You need friends for lonewolf afk money thingie? Lol k I might join later

How do I become a circlejerker(Pathetic loser who attentionwhore in game and believe they're part of some kind of community)

>>157857748
>find existing circlejerker
>say hi
>engage in conversation and activities
>whoashit you're in the circlejerk

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>>157856519
I play on PS4 because that's where my family members have it, is there any reasonable way for us to make money other than grinding MC contracts, or contact missions?

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daily reminder to be careful where you use your menu, even /gtag/s report you

>>157858064
Thanks

>>157857005
Why not? You can have 60 cars

Plus shitters who actually use them in races are easy wins

>>157858190
Nirah! What the fuck is wrong with you?
Not every menushitter is a shitter ffs

>>157858396
A shitter is a shitter, shitter.

>>157858190
How new are you?

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Who the fuck gets two Elegies?

>>157858396
nirah's autistic, don't worry about it.

>>157858396
>he pays $15 a month for a menu

>>157858609
>he pays 60$ to play GTA5 and then uses it as a chatroom

>>157858538
I have 8 vaccas, desu

>>157858656
Whatever you need to tell yourself to justify your monthly purchase.

>>157858796
Stop being autistic

>>157858656
>he pays 15$ a month on a menu that actively has griefing options and thus supports that bullshit
One more ban and we'll never see that cunt again, by the way

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>>157858396
daily reminder, if you use cheats and ever been in a session with me, i've probably reported you already.

get b&

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>>157858937
>implying reports do anything
tt shitter in public for a good month and hacking for months griefing everyone and still no ban
you gotta be mentally challenged to get banned in this game desu

>>157858873
>he doesn't grief griefers that try to grief him or his crew

It's like you really are trying your hardest to be retarded

>>157859106
Rockstar bans in waves.
Only people who are new to cheating don't know this.

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>>157859192
oh yeah, must've missed me twice over then, let's go for a third

>>157859345
You know the saying, third time's the charm? ;^)

>>157859106
Literally this, I've spawned billions for me and other and spawned all kinds of shit and only been banned once and that was when I was using cheat engine like a dumbass

Honestly reporting crew members is the same shit as griefing them, should get kicked for that.

Looking to join PC GTAG, SC is CreseDaOverlord.

>>157859469
I doubt they'd kick a crew LT..

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>>157859434
You wish, I'll see you next ban wave babby

>>157859192
>Only people who are new to cheating don't know this.
Maybe if you've been banned sure, almost a year here cheating, being careful helps. It's a shame rockstar doesn't care enough to ban us, I've sent in tickets only to get closed by a bot suggesting I report ingame, despite having video evidence.

>>157858937
>gets reported many times
>gets lucky through december and january banwaves
>use mods till this day.
>tries not to fuck with people too much and avoids money methods
>does not get banned till today
Rockstar bans just for nonlegit cash not for reports or using mods heh

>>157859831

Reporting cheaters makes my dick hard. I don't care if Rockstar takes action or not. If I don't see them again, I just take it as a good sign, and I've seen a lot of literally who GTAG cheaters who have never come back on.

where can i find a hacker to shoot money at me, i want to buy a cool chopper

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>>157860346
Then I guess enjoy your free boner then, I didn't realize people could get hard so easily.

>>157860346
You have the strangest fetish

>Take out Fraken Stange for a drive
>R* changed it so the supercharger belt actually rotates.

Muh DICK

>>157861637
It does?! Drove that yesterday didn't notice. Car was pain to drive with keyboard in a race tho

>>157861637
>i sold it because of this
BASTARDS

>fedex puts delivery on hold for my gtx 1080 two days in a row now
REE

>>157862119
If you have the stock intake it's harder to see. The bug catchers add another belt that makes it easier to see

I wonder if any other cars got this update

>>157861637
>it's true

I can't believe it, R* updated an old model. Now where's my functional Adder spoiler?

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Warrener a best

>>157810769
I tried to install the Redux mod and I just can't get it to work. I did exactly as the install instructions told me but I always end up in vanilla. Anyone know why GTA doesn't like to load up the mod ?

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wat

>>157863687
Outdated mod loader
Oudated mods

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poor little jetshitter

>>157864223
I guess the mod is up to date. What's the mod loader ? Scripthook5 or openIV ?

NO ONE CARES

>>157864626
>this is what /gtag/ circlejerk does in their sessions

>>157862304
post more samson memes

>>157865830
t. samson

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>>157865830

>>157866473
>Uses the discord
>is a fag
Why am I not surprised

i heard gta is fun

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>>157866473
>mentally ill tranny
>changing their views 24/7
nO sUrPiSe HeRe!

>>157866981
sorry you got tricked

>>157867023
Can you blame 'em?

They've got two personalities, both of which are twisted fucking psychopath.

>>157840410
What is this?

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post your "heist failed" faces

>>157866473
Post discord invite

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>>157867508

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Greenie'd

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>>157867961
are we posting failed's

>>157866879 #
Discord is great

>>157866981 #
Never believe what you here. People who plays gta don't know the definition of fun.

>>157867397 #
This is one of the upcoming non fun bikes. That can be acquired with mods only rn

>>157867617 #
https://discord.gg/3274GgU

Kill-on-sight list (updated):
>French players
>Brazilian players
>Russian players
>Chinese players
>Gang-crew players
>Military-crew players
>Mafia-crew players
>MC-crew players
>Reddit-crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a Pogo mask
>Anyone wearing a Doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a Skeletal mask (unironically)
>Anyone wearing a police uniform (unironically)
>Anyone resembling an urban hood
>Anyone resembling a stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a gold-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Futo (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Zentorno (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Roosevelt
>Anyone driving an X80
>Anyone driving an RE-7B (outside of races only)
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
>Anyone driving a Turreted Limo (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Hydra (Approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone operating a Lazer (see: Anyone operating a Hydra)
>Anyone operating a Savage
>Anyone operating a Valkyrie (2+ players only)
>Anyone who uses pink weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>Anyone performing the time-trial glitch (heavily-populated public lobbies only)
>Players citing the Kill-on-Sight list in-game

Feel free to make suggestions.

>>157868930
(You)

>>157868045
>>157868397
>Discord user can't even use 4chan correctly
Wew, go suck on nulls cock some more

Join discord
https://discord.gg/3274GgU
This is not nulldiscord btw

>>157868930

Whoever made this list is KOS, we determined this last thread.

Update it you cum guzzling faglord

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Is it webm o'clock?

>>157871050
Haven't watched any of them but thanks for bumping the thread anyway :)

is it worth joining gtag vg - PS4 ? or is the crew ded?

>>157871139
>Not having webms filtered on /vg/.
The only people that post webms in generals are attention whores that think the thread is their youtube subscribers.

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Fix when?

>>157861637
>>157862942
It's probably means they gonna rerelease it desu

>>157871457
>Filter webms
>Only posts left are discord and kos list

>If you do not return to the desert, your Epsilonism pilgrimage will be abandoned

5 feet later

>Epsilonism pilgrimage abandoned. Come back another time to try again.

mfw back at 0 miles

>>157871789
>Implying I didn't filter the pasta too.

Who still actually are enjoying gta v and playing it for fun?

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>>157865830
>>157862304
It's samsonposting time

>>157871412
there are a few people that actively play every day, then a few more every other day, and then players who mainly appear around the time of a major update

post your PSN ID, send a message to mradonis2 requesting access, etc.

>>157871905
Well I guess I can't argue against that.

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>>157873154

>>157873104
I joined /gtag/ for fun, all I got was a bunch of underage mic users, some trannys, some "girls", and a bunch of shitters who never play missions, races, or heists.

Kaz is some sort of euro underage, Cattower is some sort of disabled tranny, and the rest are circlejerking fags.

>>157873104
I am, I got rid of most of my cars and bought a vacca and a kuruma, ona for fun and the other for easy-mode heists.

Now I just do VIP shit.

>>157873712
>joined a crew
>not circlejerking

Crews/clans/guilds etc. are all made for circlejerking,its your problem for not knowing.

>>157873712
haha look at me i joined a 4chan community and all i got was underage kids, trannies and circlejerk xd this is so not 4chan, laughing my lmao off !!

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Is there a better feeling, lads?

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>>157873435

>>157874213
nope, only killing bears in tall pines.

>>157871412
Not a lot of us post on this board too much becase it's kind of shit, but yeah we can get a few people rarely do we get full lobbies like PC, but well its whatever.

>>157810769
Anyone here have a RX 480 what settings and fps are you getting? MSI 8gb here getting 30-50fps with max settings 1080p is this normal?