/utg/ - Undertale General

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I love this goat
The other two are pretty cool too though

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Best partners

Also something fun I found
http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

WE ARE IN A FUCKING TIME LOOP
SOMEBODY HELP

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papyrus and sans and frisk

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sans

>>157327483
haha oh those crazy memers!

>>157327483
*help

>Ice Wolf will never lift you up and let you smell his sweaty fur

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Something something art
I'm going to go play Icewind Dale now
later

>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cupg4gdVYAAGqck.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cupg6BEVIAA04mk.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuppXtlVMAMi0g6.png:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cup_ibCVMAAA5tr.jpg:orig
>Omega Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cupvux5UIAEMRrG.jpg:orig
>Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cuqc77zUEAAuTeB.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuqS14OUMAIuotn.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuqTFYKUIAAeQ2b.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtSZBnyUIAENigk.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cuqeb1EUEAABwIn.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CukhH7uVUAAxwlT.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuaYhiaUMAA2PLt.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cupwo3DUIAAGZnI.png:orig
>Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CupIDq4VYAA-0IH.jpg:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuotYZTUIAA2-Jz.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CupfPjdUEAIk1af.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cup4KkFVUAAbdkX.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cup9EnGVUAARJ50.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cup9CSiVUAQtR7X.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CupJD0DVIAAqddm.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuqUohuUMAEytb9.jpg:orig
>Frisk & Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuUgGGJUMAIcEIb.jpg:orig
Alphys & Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuqKL4RUAAA_TY1.jpg:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cuo6vjSVUAAtbY3.jpg:orig
>Mettaton & Napstablook
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cup9DHcVIAAnS6a.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cup9D6_VIAA1ETO.jpg:orig
>Chara x Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cup_EuqUIAEcfxp.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuqM0PFUsAAJjXz.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuqDrZmUEAApblY.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuqXTRhVYAAlMXr.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtsbcTSUMAAm7N3.jpg:orig
>Frisk & Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuqW9JYUAAADz6W.jpg:orig
>group
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CujyzgmUsAAFyLQ.jpg:orig

>>157327483
I GOT YOU, BABE

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>>157327667
Cya twitter anon! Thanks for the toriel!!

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Oh ffs, alright, here.

Papyrus: Expert caregiver

It had been 2 weeks since Undyne and Alphys split up, it was a hard break up and neither of them even really had the guts to even leave there homes.

Papyrus, was especially busy because of this. For whatever reason, Papyrus' job was helping people after they broke up. Something about the way he cared for everyone could make anyone feel better. He helped Asgore a lot, and now he had to help Alphys and Undyne.

He was bringing some more insta-noods for Alphys, he wasn't a huge fan of them, but Alphys loved them and that was what's important.

Alphys had it the worst, she was a complete wreck after the breakup. For the first few days, Papyrus just laid with her, talking with her as she laid beside him, silent except for some tears. However, Alphys had warmed up to him and slowly got better, they would watch anime together and chat. Alphys had really started cherishing his company, greeting him every day with a big hug.

Undyne was also a bit of a mess, but she was much more stronger than Alphys. She had kept herself together pretty well and usually just enjoyed being around Papyrus like they usually would. However, she was always reluctant of letting him leave, usually begging him to stay at first, but then pretending it was a joke.

Papyrus knocked on the lab door, giving there secret knock. He heard a quick rush of feet coming to the door, then it slided open, revealing the cheery lizard looking up to the skeleton.

>"Yeee! Papyrus! I-I'm so glad you're here."

The lizard gleefully exclaimed, giving him the usually hug and guiding him in.

>"HELLO ALPHYS, I BROUGHT YOU SOME NOODLES!"

>"Thanks Papyrus, you can just set them on my desk for now, I'll take care of them later!

Papyrus set them down on her now-clean desk, and walked over to where Alphys was going. Papyrus had helped Alphys clean her home, helping her stay clean in general.

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>>157327667
Ty for the cute frisk/asriel/flowey famm

>>157327667
pls twitteranon I need more fishlizard

>>157327781
P A S T E B I N

>>157327607
>You will never cuddle up to toriel as she tucks you in
>You will never share father-son like moments while bonding with asgore
>You will never be encouraged by Papyrus, not like I deserve it anyway
>You will never eat out an unhealthy meal with sans
>You will never attend one of muffets tea parties, playing with her pet
>You will never become nice cream guys best customer, coming back regularly just for his encouraging messages and cute smile
>You will never make burgerpants shifts slightly better by giving him things over the counter with every unhealthy meal you order
>You will never cuddle up with Alphys late into the night watching your favourite anime
Feels bad, but that doesn't mean we can't try, right guys?

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>>157327781
Alphys sat down on the couch with a *pomf*, her hands in her lap, smiling at Papyrus.

>"So Papyrus, what do you wanna do? Do you want to watch some more anime, or maybe browse the Undernet? We could even do some training if ya want?"

Alphys sat down on the couch with her hands in her lap, smiling at Papyrus.

>"I THOUGHT WE COULD JUST RELAX A BIT TODAY, UNDYNE SORTA WORE ME OUT."

Papyrus rubbed the back of his skull nervously, Undyne would really strain him whenever they hangout.

Papyrus sat down next to Alphys, taking a moment to think about his day with Undyne while Alphys clumsily tried to get a new anime and play it.

Papyrus had done his usual duty, bringing undyne some tissues. She always ran out of tissues when he was gone for some reason, she said it was for spills and etc.

Papyrus did his usual knock, waiting for Undyne to come to the door. His acute hearing picked up almost everything Undyne did, allowing him to guess what she was up to.

He heard a quick yelp, and then something being thrown into some sort of pantry with a rattle. He heard frantic sounds of stuff being thrown away into the trash and a closet opening, then silence. Suddenly, he heard Undyne say

>"Perfect!"

He heard her quickly put on some clothes, and run over to the door, opening it and standing there with her usual cheery look.

>"Ey Pap, come on in!"

Papyrus was thrown off by her clothing, it was different. Usually she wore her tank-top and jeans, or maybe some exercise clothes, but this time she was wearing clothes Papyrus had given her!

The shirt said "RAD GIRL" and was a vibrant hot pink, she had never worn it before, ever.

Papyrus decided to disregard it, after all who could blame her, it was a amazing shirt. They had their usual fun, chilling on the couch, talking, cooking spaghetti, they even rough housed a little, much to Papyrus' dismay, but it was all for Undyne, just to make her feel better.

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buff lizard

>>157327667
I love it when grown Asriel is happy with Chara.

>>157327920
>just for his encouraging messages and cute smile
and, you know, for his nicecream. Which you get to share with burgerpants.

>>157327886
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Chara burpfic?

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nice

>>157328058
GET AWAY FROM ME
I'M ARMED

>>157328058
I don't know what I want more. This happening to me or doing it to somebody else.
If it was done to me I would prefer it was a big strong Boss Monster

are we in a timeloop

guys i'm scared

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>>157328202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjNEFCwpDA0
"I will work half of my life, and the other half I'm gonna spend in hell."

>>157328058
>tfw would save that pic if it wasn't so gay
Also that's pretty gay anon.

But I'm into other people giving me exactly what I deserve so...
I mean it's not gay if they aren't human. I would never let a real guy do that.

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>>157328269
Disarming anon with a kiss!
Thrusting my tongue past his lips to wrestle his own mouth!
Hugging him close as I tongue-fuck his face!
Feeling his heart pound in his chest through his thin shirt!
Anon resisting less and less as he realizes this is what he wanted!
Anon getting excited!

>>157328397
>I mean it's not gay if they aren't human.
END
THIS
MEME

>>157328526
Fuck off jerry.

>>157328397
Would you let a girl with a dick/strap-on do it?

>>157328526
*DITCH

>>157328349
>>157327559

>>157328589
>>157328618
This place sucks.

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>>157328484
THIS ISN'T CUTE OR HOT, IT'S DISTURBING

But really, most of the people here are not as gay as memes make it look. Some lonely boys just want attention and to be seen as desirable for once in their lives.

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>tfw been raining all day
At least I can get some max comf Civ 5 going on, I suppose.

How are you all, anons?

>>157328484
None of that would ever happen. Anon would just kill you then and there.

>>157328371
aw, that's kind of sad

>>157328939
I'm feeling a little Undertale but maybe if Undertale I can Undertale later.

>ruining miyazaki movies with your pandering furry bullshit for children

For what purpose?

>>157328939
good. about to start practice drawing some cute undertales.

>>157328526
They're not even real either, they're anthropomorphic fictional animals dude, they're as far as you could get from reality. You're only gay if you like humans of the same gender and last time I checked, this isn't that.
>>157328594
I mean it depends on the girl really doesn't it? I'm pretty picky with girls desu, I haven't fallen in love with anyone yet. Fictional characters on the other hand...
>>157328815
Thank you anon, I wish more people understood this, I'm a pathetic excuse for a human and I want intimacy.
>>157328484
I'm wearing jogpants anon now is the least desirable time to get a boner. Stop.

>>157329059
Anon, the original movie is still there. Nothing got ruined.

>>157329141
Shut up

>>157329059
Here's your (You)

>>157328484
>tfw no anon to to this to me irl

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>>157329056
I've been Undertaling the Undertale since 20XX, so I don't need Undertalement about Undertale.
>>157329116
Ah, I wish I could learn how to draw Undertale. Sadly, I always fuck up the hands, feet, and shadowing on the characters.

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>>157329032
>implying anon could bring himself to killing anything
>implying I'd let him kill me

>>157329141
Actually it's people of the same gender not just humans and Undertales are definitely people. Also you're getting a boner from MSPG you faglord.

>mspg ruins another thread

>>157329447
as usual

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Okay, that's it

This place needs to be woshed.

HARD

>>157329059
what the fuck are you on about

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>>157329509
Yes, wosh them all!

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>>157329447
All according to plan
I make the thread progress
Then I kill it

Such is my right

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>>157329632
There are many things that need to be woshed

>>157329394
>Also you're getting a boner from MSPG you faglord.
Wait what? How do you know its him and not some other anon?
Nevermind >>157329389 shows you where right.
What you don't know can't hurt you I guess.
Also lets say your right about it being people in general, I've never fallen in love with a real guy and I probably never will, so how does it effect my life, it doesn't and so therefore I may as well not be.

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>>157329059
because fuck oyu

>>157327920
>Ywn be loved or love anyone in any of the ways mentioned
why even live

What ever happened to he consensual genocide run story going on?

>>157329782
>"I get boners from real guys as well as male creatures and men in fictional media"
Pretty gay desu.

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>157329059
no (you) for u frendo

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breaking news
MSPG is gay

>>157330093
Shut up bitch tits.

>>157330093
Actually it was all a ruse. He is the straightest person in the thread and just pretends.

Reposting for thr day crowd

/UTG/ THE FINAL RESULTS ARE IN FROM THE 3 DAY POLL

It may come as a shock to many but it seems that the most hated characterfag on /utg/ are spiderfags?!

>1st : Spiderfags
>2nd : Asrielfags
>2nd : Charafags
>3rd : Momfags
>3rd : Botfags
>4th : Sansfags
>4th : Nicepantsfags
>4th : Dadfags
>5th : Lizardfags
>6th : Papyrusfags
>6th : Fishfags
>7th : Floweyfags

So spiderfags are the most hated and Floweyfags are the least hated.

Thoughts?

>>157329782
Dude, you jerk it to the thought of dudes and cocks. You getting THIS defensive on an anonymous message board to make sure everyone knows this isn't gay says a lot more about yourself than any argument you're trying to put forward. Just be comfortable with yourself man.

>>157330220
Rigged, like that one poll that was rigged by that one dadfag ages ago.

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Reminder that shitposting can be reported

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>157330220
Seems about right.

>>157330220
Lmao, I falsified those results heavily.

>>157330330
>nomemesallowed.jpg
whats the point?

>>157330291
>hes still mad that people would rather vote for Asgore then Chara or an Anon
kek

>>157330363
Don't worry, Spider, I still like you.

Now, for the question about the Spider. Would the Spider be able to manage a country? Who would they choose as a running mate?

>>157330330
Reminder that no one cares

why is my favorite so perfect

>>157330490
>people
>plural

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>>157330220
>tfw voted everybody is good
>>157330363
I don't hate you.

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>>157330564
i dont know, theres just something about him...

>>157330363
Entering the baby spider in the King of Fighters fighting tournament!
The baby spider's first opponent being Terry Bogard!
The baby spider happily telling Mr Bogard that she's very okay, thank you Mr Bogard!
The baby spider being hospitalized for a whole year!

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>>157330663
how'd you know?

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>>157330564
he just is

>>157330220
>4th most hated
>present enough to be in the poll
wow, okay

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>>157330783
>perfect
>anyone other than sans
you made it too easy anon

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Hey guys!
So happy you're all here.

>>157330904
I'm happy you're here too anon!

>>157330890
Tied for fourth with Sansfags and Dadfags!
Both have those have their haters but I think they are well liked by the majority for the most part

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>>157330973
Whoa, thanks!

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>>157330890
Congrats!

>Frisk wakes up
>Another day on the surface with monsters
>They walk downstairs
>It's dark
>They turn on the lights
>However, instead of the room lighting up, a spotlight shines down on Toriel
>"My darling, you finally awakened from your long and beautiful slumber! Allow me to serve you your perfect (licensed) meal!
>Something is...off about her
>She is thinner, her fur is gone, her skin looks metallic, she is wearing a wig and...Mettaton's parts?
>As they nod, she poses dramatically
>Music is blaring from...somewhere
>They have the urge to pose too, but they ignore it
>"THEN YOUR MEAL SHALL BE ABSOLUTELY BEUTIFUL!"
>Five minutes later, they receive their breakfast
>It's a pie with glitter on it
>It's shaped like...Toriel's...
>They decide to not eat it
>No, don't eat it
>Seriously
>While she is busy with dancing, they slowly back off
>Once they leave the room, they try to find Flowey
>As usual, he is in Toriel's room
>Something is wrong with him as well
>"Frisk, darling, you've got to help me!"
>Most of his epidermis has peeled off, revealing metal underneath
>He is wearing a wig, too
>"Something's affecting people of this town. They all are turning into something...fabulous. I-I don't know what's causing this, but we've already lost Alphys, Undyne and Sans! I don't know for how long I'll resist, but..."
>He tries to pose dramatically, but fails
>"Please promise me that you will remember the real me!"
>They shed a single tear and kneel before him, promising that they will never forget someone as magnificent as Flowey
>"Hm...you should hurry up. I just caught a glimpse of perfection in you!"
>They ask him what he means by that
>"There should be a mirror in this house. Take a look at that pretty face of yours."
>They quickly run into the bathroom
>As soon as they spot their reflection, they stop
>They resist the urge to kiss the mirror
>I said they resist the urge
>They RESIST th-
>They don't
>Just...why?

Should i just take the cyanide pill or continue?

>>157331194
Cyanide pill but I want everyone here to kill themselves so.

>>157331194
and people wonder why botcucks are so hated

>>157330437
>>157330291
>I don't like the results so it must be rigged
Spidercucks please leave

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>>157331194
Shit, if you're trying to make botfags look bad, there's better and much easier ways to do it, dude.
Just saying.

>>157331459
One of them literally said they rigged the poll by falsifying it.

>>157331505
Actually he doesn't have to do anything. They do it themselves.

>>157331651
Yeah I also did that.

>>157331660
Exactly. And it kinda upsets me that it's like that, but whatever I guess.

Reminder it's spook time soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox7AeqmF_o8

>>157330178
It's all true I love the vagina so much I have more than three dozen bastard sons by women all across the country I can't stop it please somebody help

>>157331651
yeah i did that too xD

>>157331823
Yeah, please somebody stop him from spreading his manlet genes through underage girls.

>>157330504
Hmm, I doubt it. Taxes would be through the roof. Unless the inhabitants of the country are okay with building the world's largest web to house all the spiders of the world, that's going to cause some discontent.
>>157330598
That's good to know, but I don't really mind the hate if it is real. It shifts around from one characterfag to the next so fast, it would be ridiculous to get upset over it.
>>157330767
Reprimanding Mr Bogard for agreeing to fight the spider!
Reprimanding the bully for entering the spider to such a dangerous tournament!
Keeping the spider company at the hospital at all times!

>>157331651
I literally did it and nobody is ever going to believe me

>>157331505
I don't, but i have to shitpost daily, but i can't just post shit like "sans is the best lololol". This is what came to my mind first.

>>157331964
My army of sons will bring forth a new dynasty

>>157332351
Quick, deploy the sentient cocks to defeat MSPG, it's his major weakness!

>>157331341
>samefagging

Good afternoon /utg/, I love you!

>>157332351
We can easily put everything out of your dynasty's reach by putting it onto a high shelf

>>157332680
I love you too!!!

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What a dreadful thread to come home to.

Post your fav and where you'd take them on a roadtrip.

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>>157332695
>not knowing that I possess the gene for circus-tier acrobatics and strongmen
>not knowing that my brood will have those same genes and will simply stand on eachother's shoulders

It's like you don't even read the lore

>>157332806
Mettaton
Somewhere that isn't fucking here.

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>>157332806
The beach would be nice if it was summer but if it was fall or winter just staying at home or in a cabin and chilling would be cool

>>157332806
sans
id take him to the top baby we still the kings. sansfags number one

>>157332980
And even better if it just happens to be the same place where Toriel is on vacation so you can keep an eye on her.

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>>157332806
papyrus. we could go to an amusement park, that'd be fun.

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>>157332806
I'd take the goat mom to South Dakota with me!
Road trips are my favorite, I couldn't imagine anything better than a road trip with goat mom. We'd sing together, have some deep conversations, it'd be so fun!

>>157333079
>going on vacation with Toriel
no

>>157332806
Pap, a trip to Cedar Point or Busch Gardens would rule.

>>157333103
Are we twins?

should i get tarrot cards?

>>157333172
It's not you who's interested in Toriel

>>157333392
You know you can play poker with a French suite too, right?

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>>157332806
I wanna take them for a ride. I wanna take you for a ride. I wanna take you for a ride.

>>157332806
Muffet
We would tour all of the most famous creepy abandoned houses in the country.

>>157333492
I-I want to get off this ride

>>157333492
BOI LOOK AT THAT HAIRCUT AHAHAHA WHAT A NERD

>>157333437
>>157333079
Don't bully the dadfags

>>157331002
i guess
>>157331114
thanks i guess??

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>>157333319
yes.

AU where all the characters have fire eye powers like Sans

>>157327667
What is that third picture of Chara suppose to be?

>>157334604
badkiddotale

>>157333741
No, you're going to stay on this ride for hours and you're gonna like it!
Now where's mah Four Gods at?

>>157334604
asgore with orange and blue flashing eyeflames

>>157334616
A E S T H E T I C

>>157334616
looks like chara as a child with a towel on them being held by a skeleton with no head, where golden flowers are blooming on their neck instead. but that's just my best guess.

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>>157334465
Neat, does that mean we can read each other's minds?

I want to bully the innkeeper bunny at school so her sister will kick my ass

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>>157335091
Yep. I bet I know what you're thinking about right now...

It's papyrus.

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Post music and an Undertale image that the song makes you think of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsbebYQVskE

>>157334616
No idea, I just say it on twitter and I thought it looked kind of cool. Do you think it went too far into lewd?

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>>157332806
wherever the nearest anime con is, probably

>>157335723
>being bullied by an older girl
a little hot desu

DRAW weird AU stuff please!

>>157336374
Now you're catching on

>>157330363
How do I extract the spider's cute and use it as an infinite power source?
I'm asking for a friend.

>>157336654
i just really like that rabbit so basically if theres any interaction between us i'll cream my jeans

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>>157336654

>>157336853
Meant for >>157336628

apparently memeplier is going to stream the game 1 hour later
how high is the possibility that it's gonna be shit and i mean worse than usual?
it didn't go well last time he played it

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>>157336628
BADABING

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Well my tablet just came in the mail and I was told the first thing I should draw is Flowey biting Frisk's ass so here's my best attempt with zero tablet or art experience.

>>157337032
If he has people monitering the chat and blocks spoilers, maybe he wont have problems. But he was already spoiled by Memegramps and other (You)tubers.

>>157337032
pretty high. as well as the possibility of the game to get even more shitty youtuber x game fanarts on Deviantart.

>>157337153
blue board

>>157337439
It's tasteful high art

>>157337153
draw charas tummy

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>>157335841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOEoA5zXRVY

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>>157336628

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>>157335785
Holy smokes, you're right!

>>157335841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxzQPqp0sbU

>>157337153
already better than mspg

>>157337032
I thought he attempted to play it a year ago and everyone got mad at him for giving the skeletons Southern accents?

>>157337867
https://twitter.com/markiplier/status/673235896091586560
also didnt toby admit at the anniversary he asked some big youtubers to not play the game?

>>157336836
I don't know. All the equipment and research by the evil scientists got scrapped after they got defeated by the spiders. Serves them right.

>>157337250
really?
like wow
memegramps were told by toby about spoilering shit
and if i remember correctly, toby told same thing to others shortly after game's release

>>157338107
He may have told them not to spoil it, but Memegramps spoiler Mark anyways, along with Jackwhat's his face.

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>>157336628
k

bepis

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>>157338807

>>157338807
USE OF THIS WORD IS
STRICTLY PROHIBITED
I WOULD RECOMMEND YOU
TO GIVE UP AND TURN YOURSELF IN
TO THE ROYAL GUARD
YOU WILL NOT BE HARMED
IF YOU WILL COMPLY
BUT
SHOULD YOU REFUSE TO GIVE UP
YOU WILL SUFFER
SEVERE CONSEQUENCES
CHOOSE
W I S E L Y

>>157339080
Needs more Ganondorf

>>157339352
this

Who else got chills down their spine during that scene when Sans is staring down Geno and says to Geno "so your the true kiddo...." and Geno says "yeah fuck you gonna do about it" and sans grin with ecto blaster scythe and fire eye on at 10 00%.and then sans turn to kiddo and kiddo and say to them "kiddos, you stand back... ill take care of this kiddo kiddos..." and kiddo say to sans "but sans if you do then" and sans grin badassly with knowing and says "this'sll be my... final bad time..." and everyone gasps and he grin badassly and cries single ecto on fire eye tear while fuzzy hood and papyrus scarf on wind, and he says, "sorry kiddo, but the fact is..." and he look to geno with both fire eyes on "this is my story...." and then the last fight starts

>>157339607
Who cried during that scene when Alphys lobotomizes Papyrus after cutting out his liver to sell it on eBay? And this happens after she crushed Gaster's head under her foot and threw his mangled remains into the void, where she also threw her previous partner Enuo (it later turns out that she is not from this universe, so, it makes sense). It's so heartwrenching.

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>>157339607
Who else got chills when boring Sansfags continued to push the same stale meme every thread, every day for weeks on end?

I know I did!

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>>157339883
They're just getting senile

>>157339883
those posts and this shit >>157330767 every single day for months

why

>>157339607
The creator of that AU hasn't released anything since the concept art
Someone please tell me it's dead.

>>157339883
>sansfags
are you retarded

>>157340250
I don't even see the whole spider bullying and anti-bullying thing anymore. In fact I mostly just ignore spiderfag posts unless they're directly talking to me

are we in a time loop

guys i'm scared

>>157340376
I got you, babe

>>157340376
*fucking shoots you*

>>157340334
Do you seriously think its anyone but Sansfag that push that meme? Is this your first day on /utg/ or are you legitimately retarded?

Honest question

>>157340545
Are you implying it's an elaborate ploy to make people hate Sansfags, just like the spider bully and pardo/barbosa fish posting?
Impossible.

>>157340545
really though i want to know if it's the same guy who did the dom shota asriel comfy commy chute posts.

Friendly reminder that EVERYONE who posts on /utg/ falseflags as a characterfag.

>>157339080
Just great, two characters for retards with daddy issues at the same time.

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>>157340657
The only one of those memes that was actually to get people to hate someone was the barbosa posting. The spider-bully thing is perpetrated entirely by that spider-fag who won't ignore it.

The Sansfag kiddo posting is just Sansfags jacking off because they consider themselves superior to the rest of the fandom when really time and time again they've shown they do the same shit as their tumblr counterparts

>>157340545
Yeah, people would post cringe mocking their own characterfags. How do you live your life taking everything at the face value?

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The deed is done.

http://i.imgur.com/VkvT1oz.png

>>157337153
That ass ain't Asian enough

do other generals do this shit

>>157340885
Yeah, like me, who falseflags as EVERY characterfag

>>157341026
other generals don't have characterfag group wars as far as i know

I remember how happy we were for a moment when some idiot who happily killed Papyrus played... I wonder if we're still able to do that.

>>157341019
JESUS CHRIST

>>157341273
Oh they do, especially when they are games/shows focusing mostly on waifufaggotry

>>157340923
>The Sansfag kiddo posting is just Sansfags jacking off because they consider themselves superior to the rest of the fandom when really time and time again they've shown they do the same shit as their tumblr counterparts
I feel like this is projecting something
I'm not sure what, but something

>>157341336
What kind of mental patient gets happy about Papyrus dying?

>>157341336
Do you mean DSP? That shit was lame.
Joel's streams were the happy times.

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>>157341019
Why would you do this, no one asked for this

>>157341518
How about I project my cock in your mouth?

>>157341019
remove yourself

>People are just barely realizing Sansfags are the most obnoxious shitters in the fanbase

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>>157341019
Okay but why

i don't see the problem with sansposting

it can be funny and it doesn't waste images

it's better than posting about anons or bitching about characterfags at least

>>157341565
Some popular youtuber which name I don't remember. He was like "hahaha look at this funni dumb skeleton lol he's dead".

Anyway, markiplier is just talking about that. I have a feeling that if someone would look at my back and told me how to play I would probably feel pissed too. But I would never fucking kill Papyrus in my first run, wtf.

>>157341902
Wow this guy sounds really fucking stupid.

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>>157330896
Napstablook > sans

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>>157327363
>first few minutes of Markiplier's stream
>admits he fucking hated the way people tried to make him play

Him streaming is probably the best way he could do this, he's not acting as a character.

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>>157340893
Bowser is my favourite Mario character because of the RPG games, maybe you should get less shit taste?

>>157341273
Trust me, they do. My other general has new content every few days yet the general itself is literally nonstop waifufagging and characterfag wars.

>>157341882
people take /utg/ very seriously.

I have to pee

>>157342427
I started to understand why moot thought generals are cancer

but I was in too deep already

>>157342467
Quick, where's the nearest spider nest?!

>>157342427
>tfw most people consider my husbando top tier in the other general I hang out in
What a difference

>>157342608
>Having a husbando
People like you should be executed.

>>157342548
/vg/ is and always has been a cancer containment board for shit exactly like this thread

If you think we're special or anything then you haven't been to many other generals

>tfw you can't listen to the Undertale soundtrack because you have massive mental issues

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>>157342963
Someone needs to chill out

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Oh boy look at the time, it's >tfw no bf o'clock

What have y'all been doing to try stave off the roaring loneliness? I've been shopping for some nice clothes and trying out some lewd hypnosis sound files- they don't really work

This thread is really bitter today

how does /utg/ feel about arts, comics and fics where chara and/or frisk self harm?

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>>157343352
cute
i'm playing games with friends

>>157343532
>chara
dropped

>>157343532
I don't give a fuck about them, hell I don't really give a fuck about most stuff involving the kids

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I have so many images to sort.
Help.

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>>157343458
It's been very bitter lately, not sure why

I guess we're all feeling the effects of roasting for a year

>>157343352
>tfw have bf
Feels good

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>>157336628
It's more of a crossover than weird AU stuff, if anything. I don't know.

>>157342963
>not having a husbando
faggot

>>157343532
Depends entirely on how it's executed

>>157343532
>chara
dropped
>frisk
unnecessary, though I do like Aftertale storys where Frisk is haunted by the events of a reset Genocide or being attacked by everyone in Pacifist. Actual self harm is instantly dropped

>>157343570
wha'cha playin'?
>>157343856
teach me your ways, anon-kun

>>157343842
I wonder why

>>157343532
>Chara

Normally I stop reading right there

Please say one (1) nice thing to me

>>157344397
Spaghetti

>>157344397
one (1) nice thing

>>157344397
one (1) nice thing

>>157343978
not acknowledged much except for angst, constantly covered up with rainbow-color bandages but always visible. basically.

>>157344290
>>157343636
due to too much edge, too much fluff, too much meta, or just a shit combination of all three?

>>157344397
your cool man.

>>157344397
You have nice...
...ears?

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>>157344397
I believe in you, you have great potential

>>157344635
>due to too much edge, too much fluff, too much meta, or just a shit combination of all three?

I dislike all three, and normally Chara falls into one of the above

>>157344635
Toby should have left Chara as a character in Asriel's backstory and nothing more. I hate everything else associated with them.

What character and their fans would you erase from /utg/?

Hard mode: No Charafags or ASrielfags

Impossible mode: Sansfags

>>157345313
Charafags, Asrielfags, and Sansfags

>>157345313
>sansfags
implying you didn't erase them already in 95%

>>157345313
anyone that talks about characterfags

>>157345313
you

>>157345313
Everyone.

>>157345581
Chara stop, you're scaring me!

>>157345313
Torielfags

>>157345313
Spiderfags

femanons

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>>157345651

>>157345313
The asshole that likes Shyren and Tsundereplane.

>>157344151
league of legends, but i really want to stop
>>157344397
you're great and i will always believe in you, anon

>>157345313
id remove all cucks

>>157345742
what is it, manon

The lack of cute Chara and Toriel art really ticks me off.

>>157346026
I wish there was less

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>>157345996
manoff

>>157345996
actually im more of a boynon
just wanted to let you know that youre gross and have cooties

>>157345313
Everyone but Sansfags

>>157345903
>>157345858
>>157345723
>>157345720
shit taste

>>157345313
everyone except me and my favorite anon

>>157346201
cuck detected
remove yourself immediately

>>157346297
am i your favorite?

>>157346394
Definitely not

>>157346316
There is nothing wrong with Asrielfags and Charafags are fine in small doses

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This place used to be so nice, why is everyone so mean to eachother

Why is everything so hard, /utg/?

>>157346574
Mood swings.

>>157346169
oh yeah, well, you eat boogers
and wwe is stupid and fake

>>157345313
SNOWDRAKE

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>>157346529

>>157346660
did you select hard difficulty? that's probably why

>>157346574
I've lost a lot of characterfags and now instead of we just have a bunch of salty NEET assholes left

Hey does anyone in this thread have some familiarity with Audacity?

>>157346574
This place is bipolar, don't worry about it.
Also, get back to work. Or something. I don't know.

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>>157346846
I only come visit every fortnight or so, I'm not the main nicepants guy - he's so precious

>>157346667
what n-no i don't!
and wwe is real! youre stupid!

>>157346574
I stopped posting as often and people miss their buttpats

>>157343352
>tfw no bf
and where I live, every guy is a flamboyant homosexual or a bear so shit's hard

>>157347127
>he's so precious
w-what

>>157347127
That's gay, dude.
And you don't wanna be gay, right?

Okay lets all agree that from this point on we'll never talk about how xfags are the best / the worst/whatever or try ranking them ever again

>>157347413
this post killed the thread
what the fuck

>>157347161
you smell like turds and your light up sneakers are STUPID

>>157347318
At uni every gay/bi guy I've come across either a huge slut, drama queen, special genderfluid snowflake or a tranny. Even the *ahem* less handsome ones sleep around with anything that moves. Grindr is just guys looking for a cheap fuck

It'd be nice just to grow mutual romantic feelings with a new friend, I'm far too nervous and terrified to actually put myself out there and go on dates

>>157347346
Seeing Nicepants in these threads always lifts my moods, it's lovely seeing it being posted, even if I'm just lurking
>>157347407
N-no, I just r-really like my bros haha

>>157347413
im trying to make an effort to reduce my shit posting and post something pleasant instead whenever i feel the urge. so sure.

>>157347935
Everyone agreed and now we have nothing left to talk about

R.I.P /utg/

>>157348028
Exactly, it's hard to find someone to go out with without them wanting to fuck you instantly.

>>157348028
aw
that's so nice of you, anon
i don't post it that much sometimes because it kind of triggers people here
i'll try to post some every now and then
>>157348040
oh no
that's not what i mean
please come back

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>trying to make video
>fucked up audio
>cannot figure out how to fix it even though it should be easy
>exhausted and want to sleep
So how's your night going, /utg/?

>>157348028
That's the issue with 95% of gays, turns out that they are terrible people.
>>157348403
I had pizza which was nice but now I have a headache

>>157348457
Oh I had pizza too, cool anon.

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>>157348457
i'm really sorry that gay guys are normally sluts
i always wonder why that happens

have we even talked about undertale in this thread yet

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>>157348261
people are gonna get triggered over literally anything, don't let that stop you from posting what you like, chances are there's someone who likes seeing it

>>157348661
>i'm really sorry
Oh don't worry i'm a faggot as well so it's something I accepted a long time ago.
>>157348667
UNDYNE VS TORIEL
WHO WOULD IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH?

>>157348773
MSPG drew this that one time

>>157348773
doesnt undyne fucking execute toriel in some ending? or does she just get exiled.

>>157348403
I got a phone interview done but I'm silently hoping I don't get the job so I have a better excuse to kms.
So pretty typical.

>>157348773
Undyne, no question.

>>157348773
I'd say Undyne, she's been trained by Asgore and canonically kicks her out of the kingdom in some neutral endings

Goats > Ghosts > Fish > Lizards > Humans

>>157348718
i know, but i don't like to make anons upset
it's not really cool to do that
>>157348773
oh, yeah
still, i really wish i could understand why there are gays who are huge faggots and some that look like an average joe

>>157348773
Toriel can't dodge
if she's fighting Toriel, Undyne is probably pissed as fuck about Toriel abandoning her kingdom

Undyne wins

>>157348990
you forgot to add fire below ghosts

>>157348990
Non-Alphys Lizards >
Goats > Humans > Fish > Alphys > Ghosts

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>>157348990
Switch ghosts and goats and you got a deal.

>>157348990
the only correct placement on this list is humans being the bottom

>>157348023
n-no why would you say that
my grandma bought these sneakers for my birthday

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>>157348661
I'm a believer that it's both 'nature & nurture' when it comes to sexuality - yknow, like 'prison gay' is a thing but also due to predetermined brain chemistry during pregnancy (supposedly you're more likely to be gay the more older brothers you have, testosterone/oestrogen balance or some shit). Also because being at an all boys grammar school for 7 years tends to make you a little queer.

Maybe a lot of gays are just psychologically needy / sexually driven and need it for self validation; there's a lot of links between mental health issues and homosexuality. Not saying that it's being gay is a mental illness, but the two aren't mutually exclusive. May explain why a lot are depressed, too

>>157348403
Currently working on some music, it's got to the point where I've spent so long salvaging a mix that it's a matter of 'it'll do' rather than it being perfect. Kinda sucks, really

>>157348990
wrong. the correct taste tiers of undertale characters are as follows:
fish > goats > lizards > humans > ghosts

>>157349331
switch humans and ghosts and this is correct

>>157348990
this is true
>>157349331
t. cuckfag

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>>157348990
Disgusting xeno scum sympathizer.
Humans >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monsters

>>157348990
Humans>Furries=Scalies>Robots>Ethereal beings>birds>arachnid