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/utg/ - Undertale General 2016-10-13 02:22:27 Post No. 157278641
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Flowery Contemplations Edition
Previous: >>157245889
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
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This is now a flower thread, please only post flowers beyond this point
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Hello! Hope everyone is well! Here's the best mom!
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I love this goat. Gonna carry this goat!
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lizard
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sans
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*softly rattles*
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>>157278790
sans likes chin rubs
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im fucking gay as springtime
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REAL
MKID
HOURS
https://soundcloud.com/jinsangbeats/q7eydurvaxkh
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I want undyne to suck too many horse cocks!
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Tumblr art
>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CunEYE8UsAAFwEK.jpg:orig
http://asgore-protection-squad.tumblr.com/image/151701277427
https://68.media.tumblr.com/64f4789f68524ab56873843dd38e1c36/tumblr_nwnv5hv6jV1qfuqr5o2_1280.png
http://king-assgore.tumblr.com/image/151569045052
>Toriel
http://king-assgore.tumblr.com/image/151708874877
>Asriel
https://67.media.tumblr.com/455d0699f7bf92c55835b106d129f79e/tumblr_inline_oei705DJVr1skns5i_1280.jpg
>Flowey
http://king-assgore.tumblr.com/image/151636606292
>Frisk
https://68.media.tumblr.com/6d776c9d279d7863b700663535cea896/tumblr_nwsvxh4j6d1qfuqr5o4_1280.png
http://actaya.tumblr.com/image/151579592784
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CumAbe8VYAAgemL.png:orig
https://67.media.tumblr.com/b88ec8418b9ae22ea00d38f0607d744b/tumblr_nwnv5hv6jV1qfuqr5o3_1280.png
>Papyrus
http://mnstrcndy.tumblr.com/image/151695398699
https://68.media.tumblr.com/552417b36a71e9993dc1517dcc54d6e4/tumblr_nwsvxh4j6d1qfuqr5o2_1280.png
>Gaster
http://king-assgore.tumblr.com/image/151628257717
>Undyne
https://66.media.tumblr.com/6c46deba7d28f74ccd1c714c8a781a68/tumblr_nwnv5hv6jV1qfuqr5o1_1280.png
http://king-assgore.tumblr.com/image/151615197657
>Alphys
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cuk1XCwUsAEHEIb.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CulOaCxUsAA7d7b.jpg:orig
https://67.media.tumblr.com/33cb49bfaa70f8742b695d9c0a127f19/tumblr_nwsvxh4j6d1qfuqr5o3_1280.png
https://66.media.tumblr.com/b0feaf052794830aaa7248867f38bc25/tumblr_nwsvxh4j6d1qfuqr5o1_1280.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtiCQ9hVUAAm97d.jpg:orig
>Monster Kid
https://66.media.tumblr.com/9382a8122b1cec6c9ed9bd3b3f40269f/tumblr_nwnv5hv6jV1qfuqr5o4_1280.png
>Togore
http://yin-meep.tumblr.com/image/151592845276
>Soriel
http://king-assgore.tumblr.com/image/151568926267
>Skeletons
http://king-assgore.tumblr.com/image/151706193837
>Fishlizard
http://king-assgore.tumblr.com/image/151690608382
>Underfell Papyrus and Alphys being friends
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CunP4UBVMAEgVEl.jpg:orig
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>>157278904
too gay man, tone it down.
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just in time for new thread
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>>157278748
Okay
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>>157278810*spooks in secrecy*
>>157278896
who doesnt?
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>>157278810*LOUD OBNOXIOUS RATTLING*
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>>157279064
STOP
SPOOKING ME
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>>157278748
ok
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>>157278748
Pumpkin drew this flowe for one of my requests!
But it also has a tem, is that okay?
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>>157279143
no
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>>157279050
soon we can spook freely
>>157279064
oh FUCK
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>>157279323
It's okay, i've already broken the rule anyways by posting non-Flower art
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>>157278954
Don't we all?
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>>157278959
Oh
>https://66.media.tumblr.com/b0feaf052794830aaa7248867f38bc25/tumblr_nwsvxh4j6d1qfuqr5o1_1280.png
was suppose to be under Alphys...
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>>157279417
How has no one made the obvious comment yet?
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>>157279486
No, just do it.
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>>157278959
Holy fuck, thats a cute mom. As always, thank you tumblr anon!
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>>157279365
Oh okay because I also have this flowey +frisk
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>>157278959
thank you for this glorious lizard tiddy, art links anon
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>>157279364
I have a dream that my characterfags will one day live in a general where they will not be judged by the lack of their skin but by the content of their character.
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>>157279486
Clearly its not that obvious then.
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Oh no my phone is on 1%
I'm going to have to talk to real people if I want to socialise
I can't do that! I don't know what to talk about
>tfw no irl utg anon friends
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>>157279774
That's called Tumblr
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>>157279858
Talk about the weather, or a movie you saw recently, or a television series you like. Normal things.
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>>157279612
>Tumblr anon
>>157279567
>Art link anon
I thought we called him twitteranon?
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nice
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>>157279486
>>157279527
>>157279793
Obvious, huh? Let me take a crack at it then. Does it have to do withcolorful equines of a cartoon variety?
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>>157279892
no anon tumblr doesnt care about characters beyond morphing them into OCs
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>>157277912
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>>157279965
i call him dad
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I've downloaded over 500 Undertale images in the last 6 days! Whoa!
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>>157280045
Stop.
Don't ruin this meme.
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>>157280089
>implying I wouldn't just throw myself into the middle of the Asgore orgy and hope I don't die
baka
>>157279965
I don't really care
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>>157280089
Now draw Toriel cucking an Anon please and Undyne cucking an anon with Alphys
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>>157280178
but how many of them arelewd
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>>157277948
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>>157280213
Nah, I'm gonna run it into the ground, since it is a shit meme.Does she browse /mlp/ too? maybe browse trash for fresh equine porn and watch the cartoon with Alphys?I think so.
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>>157280557
Maybe 40
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>>157280609
weaksauce
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>>157280607
Please die.
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>>157278641
So like, is Sans bleeding at the end, or what?
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>>157280743
its ketchup
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>>157280743
it's determination
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>>157280743
its hot sauce
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>>157280823
Stop posting this every thread
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>>157280743
its magical bone marrow
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>>157280823
>images like this
there's gotta be like 4 million gay asriel pictures, don't be retarded
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>>157280741
Never, I am going to live to the point they start making immortal cyborgs a thing, and live forever, just to spite you.
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>>157280868
I deleted for you
>>157280929
I only like the solo ones where he's not getting rammed by dudes, and the ones where's he's not a little boy.
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>>157278205
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>>157281045
>old enough to pee, old enough for me?
HOLY FUCKING KEK
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>>157281045
Why did you draw yourself?
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>>157281040
FOUR MILLION
O
U
R
M
I
L
L
I
O
N
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>>157281236
Why even?
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>>157281236
Love you too anon
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Where the fuck did everyone go?
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>>157281714
To bed, they have school and work tomorrowI just want to see the new Godzilla
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>>157281714
its bedtime
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>>157281714
H-Hello?
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>>157281714
I'm still here.
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>>157280908
Bone marrow is just fancy blood.
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>>157281714
I'm in bed
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>>157281714
im on my way toyour house!
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>>157281714
Watching bad Undertale theories on youtube.
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Shhh, the gote child is sleeping.
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>>157282530
A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A.
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>>157282259
post good undertale theories
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100% true undertale fact: flowe a cute!
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>>157282904
how did he get so cute
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>>157282530
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>>157282530
sleeping with him
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OKAY /UTG/ THE FINAL RESULTS ARE IN FROM THE POLL
Shocking too many it seems that the most hated characterfag on /utg/ are spiderfags?!
Huh
1st : Spiderfags
2nd : Asrielfags
2nd : Charafags
3rd : Momfags
3rd : Botfags
4th : Sansfags
4th : Nicepantsfags
4th : Dadfags
5th : Lizardfags
6th : Papyrusfags
6th : Fishfags
7th : Floweyfags
So spiderfags are the most hated and Floweyfags are the least hated.
Thoughts?
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How difficult would a battle against a papdyne amalgamate be?
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>>157282724
My favorite is that the last battle in the genocide route isn't you fighting Sans, but rather Sans fighting you and that Megalovania was your boss theme. I think I just heard it here but the evidence was the fact that the soundtrack had a song called "Song that might play when you fight Sans" and Sans attacking first is the only instance of a monster attacking first in the game.
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>>157282983
We may never know
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https://static1.e621.net/data/ec/f5/ecf58e1b320d238702766f1b96c53570.png
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>>157283129
Clearly rigged by Floweyfags
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>>157283129
Seems about right.
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>>157283129
>floweyfags
>least hated
rigged poll, try again
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>>157283129
Not shocking at all, tbqh.
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>>157283129
>He didn't include the "Everyone is good" option that he had on the poll.
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it looks like it says *thrub*
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>>157283224
Look I know that /utg/ is furry central but you can't just post random furry porn here
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>>157283129
I'd put Charafags above Asrielfags but otherwise pretty good tee bee ache
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>>157283129
i expected asrielfags to be #1, i thought spiderfag hate was just memes
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>>157283339
https://static1.e621.net/data/b2/32/b2321377542129dede19d5f58cc38940.webm
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>>157283332
meant for >>157283224
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>>157283129
well i know who im posting tonight
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>>157283391
They were tied
>>157283392
Yeah I'm surprised that people actually dislike spiderfags that much
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can we stop posting asriel porn he's clearly the worst male goat
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>>157283606
Clearly anti-dadfag bait
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Goodnight /utg/
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Hey! Does anyone have more of these well dressed Papyrus/Gaster pictures? I love them!
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>>157283129
>Tfw not worst
Hahah, I am victorious again!
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>>157283720
Goodnight!
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>>157283771
>>157283129
>tied for fourth
I"LL TAKE IT
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I liked this game, it was a good game. I gotta ask though, what do you guys talk about? Like I know /ksg/ are all buddies and have been chatting for years, but you guys are in that sweet spot where there can't even be anything to really shitpost anymore. So what's the deal?
Generals like this always make me curious. They're kind of spooky.
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>>157283129
>tfw both the second worst and the least worst characterfag
dont know how to feel bout this
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>>157283885
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>>157283984
Degenerate tumblr art from the looks of it.
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>>157283984
mostly arguing between groups of people who like different characters and memeing about "canon" events that happened in the game. like that time gaster called mew mew kissy cutie shit infront of alphys and she decked him a new one, straight in to non-existance.
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>>157283984
really it's mostly just a fan material general, with a lot of shitposting and occasionally actual game discussion
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and the last one I have.
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>>157283984
It's still really big in Korea and Japan and we're mostly feeding off of that.
The sad part is that we're still more active than other generals.
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>>157283129
>tfw least hated apparently
didn't expect that
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>>157283984
We post fan stuff mostly, since the fandom is still putting out enough good art for us to go through multiple threads a day, and we also just generally shitpost about dumb shit like which characters we want to fuck. Occasionally there's some discussion about the murkier areas of morality and other stuff with the characters that Toby "The Hack" Fox didn't elaborate on enough.
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>>157283129
>I'm in the least hated group
That can't be right?
Do you guys need to hear about the dream I had where flowey prevented me from leaving toriels place, and bullied me whenever toriel wasn't directly supervising me
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>>157283392
some people haven't forgotten niceposting or the sperging over that gurofic guy
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>>157284581
>or the sperging over that gurofic guy
????
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Ouch, I've got a sore pebis from masturbation to Undertale character.
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>>157284701
stop fapping and work on hard mode, toby
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>>157284201
Didn't you ask this yesterday? Anyway, try looking up the mob AU, it's easy to ignore the plot and there are some pics with Pap in a nice suit.
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>>157284830
Yeah but I only got two pictures, and I know there are a lot more because I saw them but didn't save them in the past. I will check that out, thank you!
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Well it's been a really long day, but I've got to rest. Goodnight /utg/, I love you!
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Burger Emporium is unfair, Mettaton is in there, standing at the concession plotting his oppression!
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Yikes my pits stink. What are some Undertale tracks for this feel?
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>>157284381
>>157283129
>floweyfags want to be bullied
>they're the least hated
cucked again
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>>157285308
idsexuallybully a cute floweyfag desu
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>>157278979
Missed it yesterday, thanks Angstrom!
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>>157285308
>First they get artcucked by a dadfag
>Now this
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>>157285631
>first they get artcucked by a dadfag
was that a floweyfag?
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>>157285631
>Artcucked
What does that even mean
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I love mom...!
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>>157285773
Yeah
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>>157285540
thanks for giving me such a cute idea, it was really fun
Kinda feel like doing another rq or two to warm up
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>>157286035
Have you ever drawnAsgore?
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reminder that flowey is made to be goat food
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>>157286130
Flowey is meant to be ME food!
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>>157286130
flowey was made to torture me desu
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>>157286104
like onceand it was awful
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>>157286278
Well you couldtry again? If you want
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>>157286130
flowey is meant to be in a pot on my windowsill
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>>157286348
don't get me wrong, I like fluffybuns, I just don't like to draw him
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>>157286254
>wanting to be tortured by goat shit
>>157286376
>keeping goat shit on your windowsill
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>>157286449
>having a scat fetish
woah anon, might i direct you to the trash board?
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>>157286449
>he doesn't want all varieties of goat everywhere
قتل الكافر
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>>157286448
oh that's okay
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>>157286449
>not giving goat shit his required amount of sunlight
thats just mean
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>>157286518
Hey, he's not the one wanting to keep goat shit on their window
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>>157286564
nobody said anything about goat shit though, he brought the subject up! i'm sorry anon but scat fetishists are awful.
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reminder to give your baby goat the required amount of love and affection
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Obsessed with flowey desu
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sleepy dream time
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>>157287160
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>>157286961
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>>157287203
>liking Lucario
shit taste
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>>157287303
mega lucario kicks ass nerd
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>>157287160
Night familam. Sleep well!
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Hooray, Korea is saved!
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Had a doctor appointment so I couldn't finish the comic today.
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>>157287658
oh no, daddy has cancer
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>>157287658
I'm leaving you forever to get drunk and beat children in my basement.
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Does anyone know what happened to Leukiemia anon? I know he had his operation today. Hope he is doing ok
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>>157287986
No, I don't.
>>157288010
why?
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>>157288278
THAT'S THE PIC I WANTED.
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>>157288318
Oh shit! I just remembered you wanted it! Glad I could (inadvertently) help!
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>>157288386
Oh wow anon, good looking out. So who the hell drew that one? Cuz it looks like the one fats made.
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>>157288726
haha what
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>>157288726
hot, wut.
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>>157288726
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>>157288914
>nundyne
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>>157288858
Not today, you meme.
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>>157287243
No u
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>>157289017
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What happened to dental hygiene fish? I haven't remembered to take care of my teeth in ages!
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>>157289282
he forgot to floss and fucking died
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I have literally never flossed, and haven't been to the dentist in my adult life and my teeth are fine
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>>157289282
Don't forget to brush your teeth!
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anyone got a link to milka's or doogle's lewdfics?
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are we finally going to be free?
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>>157290639
No, you slappywag.
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>>157290639
Nope, our souls are eternally bound to /utg/ that strength of bonds keeps the thread going anon.
We are slaves to our own thread anon, we will never be free.
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The most canon of mettatons.
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AU where an excited Papyrus gets a job at the MTT-Brand Burger Emporium alongside the always cynical Burgerpants when?
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>>157291297
Are we drawing canon?
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>>157291716
Who knows, maybe you'll be the first to make it.
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love dis gote desu
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>>157292417
I love this goat desu
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>>157292417
>>157292556
guess I might as well complete this tri-fecta of goat lovin
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>>157292417
>>157292629
I value and respect both of your tastes in goat!
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>>157292417
I love this fish
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>>157292743
Me too!
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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo!
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im going to HUG an anon
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are we dying
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>>157294052
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>>157294052
Probably not.
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>>157294283
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asriel a qt
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>>157294391
We need more happy Lizard weeb scientist.
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>>157294391
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>>157294496
I agree
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>>157294892
Indeed.
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>>157294052
naw. the more active dudes are sleeping
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https://twitter.com/ebmgr_skeleton/status/786245707850145792
Surprise!
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Yo I just woke up, checked what I missed real quick and made a shitty meme in like five seconds using another shitty meme made in five seconds by somebody else as a template
I don't know how to draw or write shit so making shitty memes is pretty much all I can do to provide content but nobody cares about shitty memes even though this entire general is shitty memes
TL;DR take this shit you fucks I'm gonna go pour cold water over my head until I fuckin' wake up
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>>157295448
That's a horrible surprise.
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>>157295612
man i really want to touch az's tongue
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>>157295448
why is the soul down there
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>>157295670
He's just eating spicy chilies.
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>>157295670
yeah, get in line
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>>157295745
I wanna be that chilli pepper
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What happens if you combine the Mysteryman sprite faces?
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>>157295670
Yeah, I know, I do toopreferably with my tongue
>>157295745
Well shit, somebody made a better meme than me via indirect response to the meme I made
I'm not sure what to say other than "Good job being better at memes than me"
>>157295872
I wantmy dickto be that chilli pepper
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Dammit /utg/ I need pictures!
Close up pictures ofSans' crying face
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>>157295908
Something like this. Maybe.
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>>157295994
more sans no matter what
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>>157295994
sorry this is the closest i got
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>>157289282
Here, don't forget to take care of your teeth, anon!
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>>157295762
wew anon
i really want to stick my hand on his tongue like that but i imagine it'd be really uncomfortable for him
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>>157296313
Idk, I like when ppl touch and rub my tongue.
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>>157296292
Yay!
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>>157296365
You say that like it's just a normal thing people do
And your wording implies it's happened on multiple occasions
Exactly how many times has somebody given you a tongue massage and in what context?
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>>157296365
...do people touch and rub your tongue frequently?
it seems weird if you're not a big goat
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>>157296509
>>157296520
Usually during foreplay my partner rubs my tongue with their fingers teasingly and it feels good, or just like, laying on the couch and they start to play around with my face and yeah, you get the concept. But it's nice.
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Goodnight /utg/, I love you!
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>>157296787
Goodnight lad.
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>>157296787
Good night!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ7myYIkEAI
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>>157296902
I actually love this song.
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>>157296956
It's so cute
It's so pure
I love it too
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FUCKING
GAY
SHIT
I DONT LIKE IT
JUST BE STRAIGHT LIKE NATURE INTENDED
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>>157297142
nope, I'm gay, sorry
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>>157297142
No.
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>>157297186
REMOVE GAYS
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>>157297325
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>>157296707
hot
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>>157297325
nope
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>>157297671
one of those days marin is gonna kill me
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>Hungry and sleepy and lonely
>Want to talk to someone but nobody's online
>Don't know what to do
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>>157297825
talk to me!
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>>157297931
Hello
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>>157297980
heya!
how are you doing?
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>>157297825
you could talk to us, anon, we're always hereif you need to "talk to someone" hmu
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>>157297825
Talk to yourself, you've probably got something interesting to say
Lie down on the floor and think about life
What is life?
Who is life?
What does the word nomenclature mean?
Read the entire Wikipedia page for Memetics so you can fully understand what a meme is
Go on Omegle and talk to strangers
Get annoyed that Omegle is so terrible
Or, just talk to people on here
It's not hard to find people to talk to, and if you don't want to talk to the people you find, you can just do some stupid bullshit instead
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>>157298004
I'm okay, but I'm really sleepy and hungry. How are you?
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>Post genocide-Pacifist End
>Frisk feels the Chara overtaking them!
>In order to fend off the demon that comes when they are called, she must make love with ALL the boss monsters!
Why is this unbelievably unoriginal plot idea not been used yet for some smutty fanfiction!?
Not tumblr enough!? Let's make it so:
>Except they have no sex bits due to a horrific accident in their childhood - the same one that took their parents.
>Cue drama about sexual identity, cis-shaming and so on.
There.
Take that idea, some random tumblrite who can recieve thought beams, and write it!Because then I might end up writing it, and I don't want to start writing again.
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>>157298130
Wow! It's like when European girls think they're acting too much like they're "evil, racist" white ancestors so they fuck every Syrian refugee in sight!
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>>157298106
im good, playing games right now
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Jesus
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>>157297401
http://imgur.com/a/gYN9c
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>>157298309
Not as bad as the one of him taking a dump.
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I can't post guro on a blue board, right?
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>>157298258
>mfw that's what everyone THINKs they're doing.
>Except sans.
>Sans knows.
>And is deliberately trying to cock-block her.
>Because he wants to be the one to give her the skele-dong.
>But Frisk doesn't want to because sans is a skele-dick.
STOP.
STOP.
THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY GET WRITTEN.BY ME.[/spoiler}.
AND THAT IS NOT GOOD.
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>>157298364
No. Link it if you must.
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>>157298364
Correct.
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>>157298374
Don't. Keep the Tumblrist cis/white/male shaming away.
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This artist just sent my sides into deep orbit, holy kekkels.
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>>157298364
You can!
If fact, if you do, you have a high chance to win free first class plane tickets to a vacation destination of your choice!
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>>157298470
Oh god, not this stuff again.
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>>157298508
sorry, I couldn't resist
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>>157298527
The last time this happened there were Napstablook tampons all over the place.
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>>157298470
I wonder how Toby feels when he looks at this
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>>157298576
pads I mean
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>>157298628
I feel dissapointed
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>>157298628
The crippling depression cause by the entirety of the Undertale fandom's existence is the reason Toby hasn't done shit in the last three hundred years
>>157298679
Fuck off Toby
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>>157298710
>The crippling depression cause by the entirety of the Undertale fandom's existence is the reason Toby hasn't done shit in the last three hundred years
I can't believe it's been a millennium since Undertale came out.
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>>157298470
One day this well be a bannable offense. I know in china they cant show skeletons, so I hope the next moot is a chinaman.
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why am I laughing so hard at this thread, holy shit
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>>157298837
It's just that time of night when everything seems hilarious.
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>>157298736
Toby Fox didn't make Undertale, he had twenty three slave children who live in his basement do it for him
There hasn't been any updates because they all died from malnutrition
I'm talking about 300 years ago when Toby died in a shallow grave, only to be resurrected as a shitty fucking terrible bastard dog
>>157298837
Because you have a terrible sense of humour and find our shitty memes funny, you idiot
>>157298679
Fuck off Toby
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>>157298889
>that gif
send help
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Ni4UcJA4U
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I wish Toriel were here to snuggle me to sleep
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>>157299024
why does frisk sound like dex from sanity not included
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>>157298710
>The crippling depression cause by the entirety of the Undertale fandom's existence is the reason Toby hasn't done shit in the last three hundred years
Toby was the original Homestuck fan. Nothing this fandom has tossed at him has even phased him. He's just bored/burnt out on Undertale
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dedbut not quite
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>>157299485
Please stop melting all over my carpet you're making a big mess and I don't want to have to scrape an entire fish off of the floor it'd be weird
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>>157299485
If you EVER say /utg/ is dead again it's going to make me really upset and I'll cry
>>
fuck
my teeth hurt
>>
I want Alphys to lick my feet!
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>>157299571
sorry anon, don't cry, here, have a cute
>>157299612
see >>157296292
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>>157299571
this anon is pure
protect this anon
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>>157299612
You want me to kiss them and make it all better?
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>>157299628
I want Anon to suck my teet!
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>>157299670
From what?
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>>157299538
I'll melt wherever I please!
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>>157299746
from utg
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>>157299746
from mean anons
utg is officially a no bully zone
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>>157299731
I-I can do that, if you want...
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>>157299628
I want to tell Undyne about how Alphys's daddy used to touch her and what a slut whore she is for it
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>>157299802
No gay boy. My teets are a female only zone.
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>>157299731
Is it a boy teat or a girl teat?
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>>157299764
Such a big smile in such a sad moment.
This is why I love her.
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>>157299872
Girl, obviously.
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>>157299746
The demons of Garlughamplash: Lord of All That is Memetic
>>157299764
It's all over the fucking carpet you shitbag I swear to God just melt somewhere else like just move two feet to the left you absolute fuckwad I hate you so much stop melting on my FUCKING CARPET
>>157299785
Oh, I guess I don't hate the melting bastard then
They're not a fuckwad or a shitbag
Man, I miss when /utg/ wasn't a no bully zone
>>
where the hell have I been that i've never seen this until tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQRboZwDrOI
yo, lay on me any good animations from like the last month. I need them
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>>157299901why are there so many sad Undyne pictures
>>157299958
>It's all over the fucking carpet you shitbag I swear to God just melt somewhere else like just move two feet to the left you absolute fuckwad I hate you so much stop melting on my FUCKING CARPET
CAN"T YOU SEE I'M HAVING A MOMENT HERE
>>
I want to lovingly but firmly dominate Alphys! I want to have her lick my feet while she looks up at my kind, gentle face! I want to satisfy Alphys' need to be owned and dominate, but in a loving and gentle way!
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>>157299958
anon, I will fuck your mouth
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>>157300069
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR MOMENT, I JUST BOUGHT THIS CARPET
>>157300116
WOW, THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, I AM VERY CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY THIS, I'M SHOUTING BECAUSE I THIS WAS ALREADY A VERY HIGH ENERGY SITUATION BEFORE YOU CAME IN, I AM ALSO UNSURE EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN BY THIS, I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING BUT I AM NOT SURE WHAT CONTEXT IT IS IN
IS THIS A GOOD FACEFUCK?
IS IT A BAD FACEFUCK?
WHAT IS IT?
TELL ME, DAMN IT!
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>>157300256
It's a good and firm facefuck, I think you'll like it
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>>157299956
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>>157300313
How can you be sure of that?
Why would I enjoy it?
You don't know things about me, why would you say you know a thing?
What does this have to do with Undertale?
Confusion is my speciality today
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>>157300491
>What does this have to do with Undertale?
Which character would you facefuck?
Which character would you be facefucked by?
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>>157300491
I don't even know, I saw this image and though of you <3
>>
I WANT TO FUCK METTATON IN HIS TIGHT BLACK ASS
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>>157300567
>thought
fixed
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>>157300069
because she has the saddest scenes in the game
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>>157300541
Pic related, it's my answer for both
Gote is good
>>157300567
Well, thanks, I guess
>>
>canceranon is probably gonna die
>canceranon is probably dead
>a bunch of other anons arnt healthy either
What the fuck guys
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>>157300743
I'm reasonably healthy at the moment, I'm just a psychological mess.
>>
>>157300743
Or he's just getting treatment for oh I dunno his fucking cancer. Don't just assume the worst idiot.
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>>157300743
I came back from suicide so I guess that's cool
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>>157300743
I don't exercise much, but other than that I'm pretty healthy
is fiiiiiiiiine, don worry 'bout it
>>157300856
HOLY SHIT IT'S A GHOST
BEGONE FOUL SPIRIT
You know, unless you're one of those cool ghosts
Like Casper
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>>157300743
its some bullshit ill tell ya. im perfectly normal mentally and physically yet still no qt femanon gf
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>>157300937
Nah, I'm not a ghost, more like a stitched up zombie.
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>>157301005
Oh hey, glad to see you're ok.
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>>157301005
HOLY SHIT IT'S A ZOMBIE
BEGONE, BRAIN SUCKER
You now, unless you're one of those cool zombies
Like Casper
Wait, hang on, Casper's not a zombie
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>>157301065
like R. R is a cool zombie
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>>157301056
Thanks, I was deep on some shit but I'm glad I survived after all.
>>157301065
I'm a pretty chill zombie, don't worry. Also, Casper is Richie Rich's ghost. Let that sink in.
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I just want to hold someone's hand and hear that everything is going to be okay.
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>>157301216
George R. R. Martin?
J. R. R. Tolkien?
Radical Rex?
He's so rad-he's so rad-he's my real cool Radical Rex!
Radical Rex!
>>157301225
RICHIE RICH‽
HOW CAN HE BE CASPER AND A ZOMBIE AT THE SAME TIME‽
WHAT
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this guy
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>>157301395
Well it's not okay, life sucks and then you die. In fact, it's way more probable that it'll get worse rather than getting better. I'll still hold your hand while it sucks if you want though.
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>>157301463
go to sleep ross
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>>157301563
RUBBER ROSS‽
WHICH R R IS IT‽
I'M SO CONFUSED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>157301546
that's sweet of you anon, I wish we could actually hold hands while everything else sucks
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>>157301395
Hug this anon
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>>157301395
>ywn hug a weeb lizard
k i l l m e
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>>157301620
okay, calm down
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>>157301463
R from the movie warm bodies you dingus
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>>157301620
>‽
Lookit this guy with his fancy shcmancy punctuation marks.
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what if alphys is actually a dinosaur
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>>157301621
Someone would probably think I'm gay though so it would have to be ironic hand holding.
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CUTE ANONS!
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>>157301785
WHERE!?!?!?!?
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>>157301785
I just want a anon to be cute with
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>>157301785
yes?
i'm busy cooking dinner, so if you need something it'll have to wait
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>>157301680
MAKE ME
I AM RUBBER ROSS?
SEXUAL HEALING?
HELP ME SOMEBODY
>>157301683
Well, don't I feel like a fool?
>>157301710
It's called an interrobang and only three people use it
It's harder to use than the two symbols it's a combination of and the people who made it told it to go fuck itself because nobody gave a shit about it
I feel like I'm a hipster every time I use it but I still use it for whatever reason
>>157301735
Holy shit, Papyrus ate Alphy's children
That's pretty fucked up
>>157301785
Am I a cute anon?
That one anon wanted to facefuck me, but maybe it was just them
>>157301851
>a anon
Not with that misunderstanding of when to use "a" vs. when to use "an"
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>>157301735
it's about as likely as her being a lizard or a dragon or whatever
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>>157301923
>Not with that misunderstanding of when to use "a" vs. when to use "an"
that was my keyboard's fault, not mine
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>>157301785
Who is the cutest anon?
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>>157301923
>It's called an interrobang and only three people use it
>It's harder to use than the two symbols it's a combination of and the people who made it told it to go fuck itself because nobody gave a shit about it
>I feel like I'm a hipster every time I use it but I still use it for whatever reason
Hey, it could be worse, you could be using the irony mark:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2a/Ironie-Larousse-1897-p329.png
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>>157302009It's (You)!
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>>157301735
She was supposed to be a bird monster but because of parental neglect she was hatched with so many birth defects she was disowned immediately and wrongly categorized as a lizard at the orphanage
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>>157302009
It's you.
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>>157302009
it's that one cute Alphys poster that I'm in love with
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>>157302048
>>157302062
Aww
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>>157302051
But birds are dinosaurs.
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>>157301997
Alright, but don't you go do any memes today
You might break all the bones in your body and die
>>157302038
Didn't know that was a thing, but I guess I know now
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>>157302298
>Didn't know that was a thing, but I guess I know now
It even has a unicode character!
⸮
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>You will never hold your favorite's hand during a nice sunrise on the beach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4ioEygolzs
What's the point?
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Good morning everyone!
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>You will never push your favorite over on the playground, right into the mud, and then kick them a bit and laugh when they cry and wet themselves and their parents have to come pick them up and you just know they're gonna be so mad at your fave and give your fave a really bad punishment
it's just not fucking fair
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>>157302848
Good morning!
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YO WHATspooky scary halloween themed thingSHOULD I DRAW THO
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>>157302971
Asriel/Frisk sneaking up on Toriel making pie and scaring her by shouting boo, maybe they have a pumpkin mask on or something.
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>>157302971
Alphys being the target of an amalgamate-themed halloween prank and having a panic attack
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>>157302971
Papyrus choking to death on an internet meme while Sans criesi misspelled the word "choking" the first time ignore any bullshit that's happening
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>>157302971
all the kids in undertale in their own halloween costumes
inclding really minor NPCs like THE CRYSTAL BOYS
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>>157302971
sans spooking the main castexcept hes really bad at it
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>>157303161
>>157303043
please no, it's really awful when people wish bad on nice characters. i stopped following people when they did snuff, gore and mean shit, it's just terrible, disrespectful to the characters and annoying
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/utg/! Lend me your energy!
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>>157302971
sans in a spooky hot dog costume calling himself a halloweenie
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>>157303316
>not wanting papyrus to die from memes
Death by meme is the best way to die
I'd be happy if I were killed by an internet meme
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>>157303382
https://youtu.be/qdmkXuF8CCo
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>>157303382
But I have no energy...
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>>157303382
Pay your own damn electricity bill you lazy bastard
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au where everything is the same except instead of bullet patterns every monster just has a can of hair spray and a lighter
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>>157303316
But Alphys is my fave and Alphys suffering is my favorite part about her
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Toby hasn't touched undertale because he'shelping out with Mother 4, Much like he did with CogDis.
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>>157303460
>ywn be immortalized by memes
why live?
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>>157303681
I like to imagine that's what Toriel's attacks were
She just sprays it around, like, a little to the left of the small child as to not hurt them
And if it does kill them it's just her hand twitching a little and shifting the bottle towards Fronks' face and burns them horribly then they die two days later from blood loss
Hey, are there any memes for Frisk's name left?
Frick was one for a while but then Frick was the guy who did things
>>157303849
Why does anybody live?
Because they're alive
And because Papyrus choked to death on an internet meme for our sins and we shouldn't be ungrateful
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>>157303798
Shane's ego is too big for that. No way would he let another music man on, even if it IS Toby
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>>157303748
>>157303460
but its fucking terrible, you play through the whole game so they could have a better life and then you completely ruin it by making more material thats just endless fucking suffering. its bad for the character, just terrible, and is only to satisfy you sick fucks desires and fetishes and stupidty. i stopped following contentfags both on tumblr and utg when they started doing shit liek this, no matter what they did in the past. even milka wrote fucking gorefics thanks yo sick fucks. any contentfag that writes snuffgore an shit should be fucking purged
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[your fave] is canonically trans
deal with it.
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>>157303924
anon you always know just what to say. also AU where Frisk is actually Frank, a middle class white guy in his 40s just trying to get back to his wife and kids when?
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>>157303989
Memetics is the theory of mental content based on an analogy with Darwinian evolution, originating from the popularization of Richard Dawkins' 1976 book The Selfish Gene. Proponents describe memetics as an approach to evolutionary models of cultural information transfer.
The meme, analogous to a gene, was conceived as a "unit of culture" (an idea, belief, pattern of behaviour, etc.) which is "hosted" in the minds of one or more individuals, and which can reproduce itself, thereby jumping from mind to mind. Thus what would otherwise be regarded as one individual influencing another to adopt a belief is seen as an idea-replicator reproducing itself in a new host. As with genetics, particularly under a Dawkinsian interpretation, a meme's success may be due to its contribution to the effectiveness of its host.
Memetics is also notable for sidestepping the traditional concern with the truth of ideas and beliefs. Instead, it is interested in their success.
>>157304034
"Listen, lady, I don't care about this "ass whore" you keep talking about, I just want to go back to my wife and kids. I don't care about your weird cow prostitutes here in mountain land, I'm hungry and my wife's making lasagna tonight. So if you'll excuse me, I have to go make sure my daughter hasn't started dating any large black men while I've been away"
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>>157303798Anon, Toby didn't have anything to do with CogDis. The guy who made the Megalovania in that just asked Toby if it was okay do do that.
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>>157303989
>milka's first dark fic was my request
still feels good
>>157304217
i could kiss you man
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>>157304295
was it just for laughs or were you sure he'd do it?
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>>157304486
>he
i dont remember though, i just know that frisk got fuckin murdered and milka was forever changed
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>>157303989
I kind of agree with this. The Genocide route and what Determination does to the world is dark enough.
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>>157304295
Undyne jumps down after aborting her monologue and Frank, a full grown human man, just walks up to her and knocks her the fuck out
Just fuckin' annihilates her with a single punch and breaks her fucking jaw
And she's wiggling about on the floor with a broken jaw and he just goes "That's what you get for being a lesbian, you freaky fish thing. Stay away from my daughter, by the way. I know you've never met Liz, but she's a good kid and I don't want you corrupting her with your disgusting fish vagina" and fucks off to get some dinner from his wife
He gets to Asgore and he's all like "I TRADE STOCKS, FUCK OUTTA HERE" and strangles him with his own trident
Then when Flowey goes all Photoshopped and crazy he just starts shouting "MY WIFE'S LASAGNA IS DELICIOUS" and punching the vines so hard his hands start bleeding and he dies from blood loss
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>>157304615
r.i.p. frank, the hero the underground didnt know they needed
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>>157304565
Sounds like a comic book villain's origin story
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>>157304746
where exactly do you think milka is right now anon?
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>>157304859
what do you mean by 'where'?
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>>157304936
by asking where im inquiring about a location anon take an english class. shes hiding in her villain lair is what im saying here though
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good FREAKIN mornin people
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>>157304936
milka is in your house, waiting for you to go to sleep so she can crawl out of your closet and murder you for inspiration
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>>157305070
Good frackin morning
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>>157305107
sounds like something out of Higurashi.
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>>157305178
shut up
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>>157305107
>milka will never kill you after sexing you so you're drained of energy and caught off guard
>your sexual escapade and death will never be a new york times best seller
worst timeline
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>wake up
>tired
>have vat off coffee
>still tired
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>>157305178
>>157305107
>ywn have milka climb into your bed as you're falling asleep
>ywn wake up to her jamming a chocolate bar in your mouth as she restrains you
>ywn slowly suffocate from the melting chocolate, while milka whispers comfy fics of your favorites in your ear
Why live?
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>>157305437
I know that feel anon...
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>>157305437
do some light exercise, take a cold shower, and scream
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>>157305397
>>157305510
Delet this.
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Nothing like waking up to a massive downpour, eh anons?
I hope you all have a nice day.
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>>157305572
>ywn spend days restrained by milka
>ywn be periodically asked for prompts so she can write more stories for you
>ywn say you're out of ideas, just so she can punish you
isn't milka a floweyfag too? oh the implications
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>>157305565
I'd rather go back to sleep in Tori's soft arms.
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>>157305869
Why is my dick hard? Stop this madness anon.
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>>157305967
This is your life now son, now go disembowel yourself on Milka's pointy vagina so as to please the Gods
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I want more lewd Napstablook fanfiction.
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>>157306061
As you wish my lord.
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>>157306117
I want any lewd Shyren stuff at all
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>>157306163
Shyren x napstablook is best ship.
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>>157305967
>ywn slip milka a lewd request
>ywn see milka blush and say she doesn't have the experience
>ywn take her by the hand and smile reassuringly
there's no stopping now anon
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>ywn find a big goatdad sitting by himself in a cafe
>ywn sit close to him and have a chat
>ywn make friends with him
>ywn walk to the bathroom with him
>ywnforce your way inside the goat and make a new home inside him stomach>ywn talk to him from the inside to make the gat less confused about the situationywn spend the rest of the day chilling inside the cozy goatdad.
Life is really sad.
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>>157306271
oh we circle jerk general now. contentfag/known anon lewds when?
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>>157305943
And I'd rather be sipping a strawberry daiquiri on the beach with some buds, but we got shit to do, anon! Wake up!
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>>157305437
>Wake up after sleeping barely 6 hours
>Feeling like complete shit
>Try to sleep more but can't
Help.
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>the next president of the united states will never hold up a picture of your favourite
Why meme?
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>>157306331
god dammit I'm so fucking tired I can't even greentext properly.
I just really want to be eaten by the goat, okay?
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>>157306479
>wake up after sleeping for 2 hours
>full of energy
>can still sleep more if i wanted
its a good life
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>>157306206
What about Undyne and Shyren as friends with benefits
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>>157306601
Teach me your ways anon.
I've always been suffering when it comes to sleeping. It takes a few good hours to me to fall asleep and if I wake up I won't be able to rest again. Also my sleeping schedule is a fucking mess.I don't know why I'm telling you this.
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>>157306981
i dont think i really have a technique, i do watch some chill youtubers before passing out though and this is the first time in weeks i havent fallen asleep at 10a.m. so cant help you there.also undertale or something haha
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>>157306981
First you have tofind a tender and loving sexual partner whom you can spend all your energy on fucking.
Second youspend the next few sleepy minutes cuddling each other, their warmth encompassing your entire body and your love the only thought in your mind.
Third youtenderly kiss and say goodnight.
At least that's how I always do it.
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>>157307247
fuck off
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>>157307247
Take your happy ass out of this general, depressed or lonely people only.
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>>157307329
Just giving honest advice.
>>157307368
Well I am depressed but not lonely. Can I stay?
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>>157306981
Sounds like something that physical exercise should fix. You won't even be able to think about it for long if you're physically tired enough.
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>>157307520
>has a significant other
>is depressed
GET OUT REEEEEEE
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>>157306654
YES
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>>157307861
That licking face gets me every time.
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>>157307949
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>>157307986
>10%
>those downloads
>east coast
if your bluetooth is on for no reason im going to scream
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>>157308107
What does Bluetooth even do? It keeps showing itself on my tablet but i don't know why.
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>>157308295
it colours your teeth you fucking idiot
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>>157307986
underage go away reeee
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>>157308107
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>>157308295
it connects your tablet to bluetooth devices, if your tablet isnt controlling anything else then turn it off
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>>157308389
> Napstablook nsfw
>on tumblr
>DOWNLOADS
>Talking tom apps
>8%
> doesn't even know hlw Bluetooth got on his tablet
>east coast
BOI
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>>157308389
>napstablook nsfw
>using your browser for 4chan on mobile
>8 fucking percent
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>>157308547
WRONG PIC HOLY SHIT
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>>157308547
Can someone do me a favor and crop out the porn?
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>>157308650
kek, it kinda works if you cut out the cum filled booty hole
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>>157308650
it still was pretty good for the situation though
i had the same face sans has
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>>157308650
>>157308742
>>157308760
>>157308820
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>>157308990
kek, thanks
i love it
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cookingfor anons!
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this lizard is very lewd
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>>157309317
cookanon please leave
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>>157309435
The lewdest
The favorite rental from the orphanage basement
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I've been downloading shitty outdated Expand Dong memes for the last ten minutes because nobody's talking
Say something so I can go back to having a quarter of a real life you shits
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B-Bara... *ahh*
Bara Wolf!
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>>157310170
a b c d e f g
i want daddy sans's ecto cummy
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>>157310170
alright but you gotta hear me out. what if sans wasblackanda girlbut alsonessandkilled gasterwho wastrans?
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>>157310178
>>157310295
>>157310325
>>157310334
i hope you all drown
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>>157310334
i hate dumblr
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>>157310334
>literally states everything is great because everyone is gay
>we're STILL not gassing the homos
isis was right
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>>157310387
GOATnon-vore BELLY
is that somehow better?
>>157310392
>>157310418
>hating canon facts
I want straights to leave and go back to their containment boards
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>>157310170
HOT ROBOTS!
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>>157306271
>she
Nigga were you not here when milka accidentally posted that selfie? He's a middle age balding man, not even fucking kidding
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>>157310465
>non-vore bellyaww but vore belly is best belly...
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>>157310702
Anon Iwant you to go and stay go.
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>>157310702
Apparently i'm the only goatfag that doesn't like vore
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>>157310418
Hey, some of us are okay
I mean, I'm an autistic Asrielfag, but I've never written about how all the straight people are terrible
At least, I don't think I have
Eh, on second thought, better gas everyone
Better safe than sorry, right?
>>157310465
no
>>157310520
i don't hear anybody gurgling their life away underwater right now
please fix this
>>157310530
I counter your hot robot attack with a cute gote shield
>>157310849
Well, I don't think I'm the type of goatfag you're talking about there, but I don't like vore if that's any consolation
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>>157311002
>don't think I'm the type of goatfag
just anyone who likes a goat and I guess Flowey since people were writing Flowey vorefics with Toriel last night
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>>157310849
I still don't get even the appeal of vore. I've been watching food channels for research, but nothing.
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>>157311087
Don;t ask me! I want to hug a goat and sleep ON its belly, not inside of it.
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>>157311002
>two (You)s from you
>again
i need to stop posting so much
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>>157311080
I don't think those were floweyfags, quite the opposite really.
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>It's a beautiful day outside
>Birds are singing
>Flowers are blooming
>Perfect day to tend to your garden
>Asgore walks into the throne room with gardening tools
>Today he has no appointments or meetings
>He is free to take care of his garden
>As he sets the tool on the ground, he hears something
>"Dad! Dad! Look! I drew something!"
>"Oh, what is i-"
>His memories finally catch up and he remembers what happened
>His children are gone
>His beloved wife left him
>He is all alone
>"Gorey, dear, don't you think it's great? How about rewarding our son with a pie?"
>He turns around to the source of the voice, but finds no one
>"Don't forget about Chara! They drew something too!"
>He feels something tug on his cape, but when he looks down, he finds no one
>"...here..."
>"Don't be so meek, my child. We're not going to hurt you."
>"Yeah! Brighten up! Nothing will hurt you here."
>"Well, except for this wretched man."
>Upon hearing this, Asgore desperately tries to find the source of the voice
>"Yeah, he's just gonna burn you to ash to get your soul! You can plead for mercy, but he's just gonna get more excited about killing you!"
>"W-what?
>"I am aware of that. Father has no qualms about murdering children if it means he can have his revenge on humans. How disgusting."
>"My children, you really do know that man's true nature. But you should know that he is working hard to free us from this prison, so, why not make him happy?"
>Suddenly, what sounds like his children's agonized screams fills the air
>As he desperately tries to block out all the noise, more children start screaming...
>Until suddenly, everything stops
>Before he can breathe a sigh of relief, he hears a booming laugh
>It sounds like his own
>"Golly, it feels so exhilarating! I cannot wait to leave this cursed place and get my hands on humans of the surface!"
>Laughter fills the air again
>He doesn't know for how long it lasts
>Even after it is long gone, he still hears it ringing in his head
>"Heheheheh..."
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>>157310170
something so I can go back to having a quarter of a real life you shits
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>>157311293
No idea what's happening here
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>>157311245
It's okay I also got two (you)s, its just early hours and like 5 of us are on
>>157311247
idk you do have some of them that get off to being tortured and dismembered but I know for a fact that there are vorefags among them considering they use to write greentexts about it
>>157311293
Go away Toriel
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>>157311380
Flowey having fun with mimicking voices of his family.
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>>157310849
Yes you are. Now fix your taste.
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>>157311410
Yeah but they write about being eaten by flowey. I doubt any of them get off on him being eaten. I wouldn't know though since I'm not a vorefag.
t.torturefag
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>>157311498
It's all the same to me, point is I don't want anyone to be eaten
>>157311485
no you
>>157311484
Oh I thought it was a dream. Do Toriel now
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>>157311498
>spoiler
What makes it good? I've read a few but it doesn't do much, what's the appeal?
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>>157310465
>implying i'm straight
i'm a walking rainbow
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>>157311601
>implying I wasn't clearly joking
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>>157311596
You mean like Flowey doing same shit with Toriel? I can try.
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>>157311087
That's not how it works, anon. You're supposed to look at big, open maws until you want to get in.
Alternatively look at cute, attractive images of your favorite while you're really hungry and try to imagine how they would taste.
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>>157311675
>implying you weren't reverse joking
you won't trick me this time
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>>157311087
Nobody has ever been cannibalised whole on The Food Network you goon
>>157311245
You think that's a lot of (You)s, try literally being all of /utg/
Pic related, totally real thing I did that's me and only me
>>157311345
Thank you
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>>157311597
>only reading about torture
>not actually experiencing the fun
i hate torture fics but love it irl, dont know why. maybe i just hate reading
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>>157311087
>I still don't get even the appeal of vore
It really varies from person to person. For example, I like vore because it has the comfy "stay close to you lover all times" side, while others may like the power play and "give yourself to a superior being" side.
If you really want to know more details about it, I recommend you do some googleing and look for articles and stuff like that.
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>>157311597Well I'm a bit of a masochist so it only makes sense for me. Sometimes its small things like having someone scratch you during sex or bite you or something. Also enjoying the smell of iron helps. I just enjoy the idea of giving yourself totally to your partner completely to the point of being ok with them hurting you or even killing you. I suppose it's a bit of a thrill or something.
I hope I did this spoiler right since I forgot and I'm on my phone.
>>157311938
Depends on the fic for me, sometimes it's too wordy and boring, that can really kill a fic.
Undertale.
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I wanna rub Alphys' feet.
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>>157312118
i feel like a lot of them try to be too edgy or dont know what theyre talking about, oh well i barely even like characters that get torture fics in that way anyways
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Reminder that all AUs are shit, but everything centered on Sans is even shittier.
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>>157312209
Eww
Why not Undyne's?
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>>157312392
Oh, yeah it's pretty bad when a torturefic goes into nothin personnel territory where the writer has a grudge against a certain character. Even worse is when they try to talk about anatomy and have no fucking idea what they're talking about.
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I don't want any of the undertales to get tortured
>>157312448
>sans and everything related to him is shit
fixed
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>>157311849
>Nobody has ever been cannibalised whole on The Food Network you goon
Are you sure?
Maybe it's just what they need to boost the ratings.
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>>157312642
That means Undertale is also shit, in which case...what are you doing here?
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>>157312682
I'm not saying it wouldn't be entertaining, I'm just saying it hasn't happenedyet
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>>157312573
thats why im sayin the real thing is always better my dude. good to know theres someone else with excellent taste out here though
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>>157312448
aesthetic AUs like Oceantale, Underkeep and Arctictale are pretty great desu
UF is fine when it's not crawling in my skin. US is pretty pointless, and Storyshift has been going downhill since Toriel
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>>157312550
Uhh, sure, I wouldn't mind that either.
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>>157312737
>anything with Sans in it outside of the game is shit
okay fixed
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>>157312765
I am pretty sure she made that law up
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>>157312765
>tfw really like Undyne
>objectively the best character and my personal second favorite
>not into her sexually
>at all
gross
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What if everyone was an egg?
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>>157313016
Then Undertale would cost 77 pencei can fucking guarantee nobody here gets that reference jesus christ what am i doing with my life
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How likely it is that one of Flowey's faces is his attempt to copy Chara's creepy face? He already idolizes them like they are the greatest person ever.
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>>157313016
Finally, Sans has all the butt plugs he'll ever need
No more night terrors for daddy
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>>157313016
You don't have to tell me what happened but you have to spare this
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Reminder that Papyrus is a spy of Giygas' army, but he's gone mad from isolation without any sunlight and now thinks he is a brother of some random skeleton.
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>>157313386
That'sactually possible.
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Reminder that Toriel is actually abusive alcoholic woman who also smokes, but Frisk cannot accept this and is actually just as delusional as Flowey was.
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>>157313701
Reminder that this cheeseburger is delicious.
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>>157313701
So he's a robot?
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>>157314001
Uh excuse me, please delete this inaccurate post!
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>>157312889
Well, are you gonna try to disobey her? I can't imagine thats a good idea.
>>157312928
Nothing necessarily sexual about foot rubs.
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>>157314020
You want to get between those buns? Want to taste the cheese?
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>>157314041
Either that or an alien.
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>>157314135
Anon don't be gross.
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>>157312805
What about sr pelo?
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>>157314020
Reminder that this guy is very nice.
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>>157314482
His stuff is literally garbage and only liked by underage faggots are people with complete trash taste
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>>157314554
Can confirm, I have trash taste and enjoy Mr. Hair's loud garbage
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>>157312758
>Storyshift has been going downhill since Toriel
But daddy Asgore is so cool and powerful and always putting that fucking psycho whore Undyne, who fears and respects him, in her place so she won't hurt the kiddo.
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>>157314020
>>157314507
you're both right
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>>157314482
*PAIN*
>>157314554
Isn't it intentional?
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>>157314750
Intentional shit is still shit
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Reminder that a bed of flowers will not save you, so, always stay determined.
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Mornin /utg/
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>tfw no bf who likes undertale
so that's why that anon wants a utg boyfriend
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>>157315572
come back to bed daddy
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>>157315662
>tfw you are someone's utg boyfriend
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>>157315662
>tfw no gf who likes undertale
WHY AM I HERE
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>>157315869
>tfw your boyfriend isn't on utg
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>>157308547
the translated wingdings just made this sad, not hot
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If you could make your fave Undertale real and make them live with you but they were 6 and you had to beat them at least once a week or they'd go back would you do it
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Fruity Loops is really hard to learn, guys.
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>>157314507
is he an insect?
And why did somebody shit on his head?
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>>157316148
No because they probably already had to deal with this shit and i don't want to get stabbed.
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>>157315362
Reminder that this guy >>157315572 should jump next
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>>157316148
no
why would I avoid doing genocide and never touch the game again after true pacifist then turn around and just trap them later like that?
>beating a baby Papyrus
>hitting Papyrus at all under any circumstance
garbage
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>>157316228
That's just the artstyle, man. You're either this, an egg or that rare normal guy.
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>>157315780
No it's like 11
>>157316321
Flowey'd take my soul and have his mind warped and corrupted by my absolute degeneracy. At least nothing could stop me from forcing him to collect the other souls, become a bossmonster, break the barrier and live out my most degenerate fantasies.
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>>157315662
It's probably why some here would prefer to have a bf/gf from 4chan.
Somebody who shares a major interest of you, especially if you spend a lot of time here.
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My tablet gets here today guys.
Whatever the first response to this is, will be the first image I draw. It will be dogshit though. Nothing too complex pls
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>>157316669
Flowey biting Frisk's ass.
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>>157316601
I didn't know brown souls exist.
>>157316669
Muffet breaking all her limbs
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>>157316664
Not him but that's exactly a feeling I have had many times, that I want a gf who browses 4chan. Then I think about some of the women I've met on 4chan and think otherwise. I've come across literal sociopaths more than once.
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>>157316669
Undyne biting Frisk's ass
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>>157316669
Frisk nomming on Asgore's cock
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>>157316739
I will try this.
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>>157315939
Don't worry we'll get you a, uh, "gf" all right, sooner or later.
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>>157316772
Yeah. If anything /cgl/ tought me that the women here are maybe even more insane than normie girls.
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>>157316771
>he doesn't know about my canon soul interpreted by /utg/
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>>157316896
It still counts if it's wearing a skirt.
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>>157316896
I'VE DONE MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
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Can we kill all the anonfags again please?
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>>157317887
nope
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>>157317887
>implying you don't want to smooch a cute anon
Stop lying.
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>>157318063
But I don't post about it!
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Reminder that Undyne fights Frisk on Genocide even when by that time her victory will mean nothing to her as she will die soon after killing them, but she doesn't give up anyway while Sans gives up because of a mere possibility of resets, but somehow he is the hero in fanworks.
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>>157318117
Didn't I just tell you to stop lying?
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>>157318219
She is too good for the Underground
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>>157318219
I thought everyone here already acknowledged that Undyne is objectively the best character?
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>>157318219
That's why her battle theme is "Battle Against a TRUE Hero"
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>>157318668
She still tries to kill an innocent child on TP route even after seeing them save Monster Kid.
There is no best character in Undertale.
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>>157319034
Undyne does so in order to save her entire race and it's pretty clear that shes conflicted about it and just putting up a front to justify it to herself. If people can still forgive Asgore and Flowey/Asriel despite everything they did then Undyne shouldn't even be a bump in the road for having done bad things
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>>157318219
But Sans is the hero who never gives up and cares so much for everyone in the Underground while Undyne is just a big bully that makes Sans and Papyrus cry all the time and who with Alphys's help and blessing killed at least one of the kiddos that Sans tried to protect and give bad time to
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>>157318219
Yeah, people who make sans out to be a hero are really missing the point of both him and Undyne
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>Fishcucks are this salty that people don't like her as much as Sans
Just accept that he's the best and most popular character and no one cares about your trash opinions
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>>157319219
at least someone gets it
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>>157319997
They don't play the game. sans is hype bitch for plebs.
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Taking adavntage of the lizard whore!
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Here's something i don't get: why do you still have a broken spear to block her projectiles on Genocide route? Did she give it to you or what?
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>>157320294
they're obvious secondaries so their opinions don't matter anyway
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>>157314049
sad mums
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>>157320820
Because Toby didn't give a shit. Maybe it's made out of LV or whatever.
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I'm pretty sure Windows Movie Maker Boy is actually in the thread now so I'm gonna repost this shitty meme I made yesterday so he'll be sad or happy or some shit
I don't know things about him
I know he wants to fuck the cute gote, he's a real life pedophile and has sex with small children for a laugh and he drew some shit
Also Frick hates him maybe?
I don't remember that well
What is an MSPG?
I'm tired
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>>157320820
It's never really specified, but I guess even in that kind of situation, Undyne wants it to be a fair fight
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Reminder that nothing forces you to give your soul to Chara and if you reached that point, you've got what you wanted anyway.
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>>157320684
Sans is easily the best part of the entire game and it's pretty obvious if you had actually played it
>>157320862
It's pathetic when people come here and bitch about how jealous they are that other people like Sans more then their shitty character of choice.
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>>157320972
>I know he wants to fuck the cute gote, he's a real life pedophile and has sex with small children for a laugh and he drew some shit
Almost right. He actually only has sex with small goats since he is too weak to overpower actual children. You see, he is an incredibly tiny manlet.
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>>157321071
Nice fight, nothing more.
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It's time for bed
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>>157321071
i thought the true pacifist ending was great, and not because of asriel at all. because you got to be with all the friends you made along the way. especially the lost souls segment.
genocide is people playing the game to play the game more and getting something great out of it at the end, an epic 'break all the rules' fight.
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>>157321075
Oh!
I also know it's a meme to tell people to fuck off and call them MSPG, probably when they're acting vaguely like him or some shit
Like with Toby or Frick
Really that's more of a general "people who've ever made anything to do with this general" thing, but it's a thing nonetheless
So does he buy them from a farm or does he just sneak in at night and have sex with the goats then?
>>157321197
Fuck you, I'll never sleep
I want to post another picture but have nothing to post that's relevant so here's another shitty meme I made yesterday fuck you all
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>>157321071
It's bound to happen, this is a site full of people who love being contrarian for the sake of it. It is kind of sad to think people could actually think flat one-dimensional characters like Undyne or Papyrus could be anywhere near as good as sans, I guess.
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>>157321374
Are you drunk?
>>
I'm kinda curious. What's one thing about your favorite that you can't stand?If there isn't something, make up some outrageous shit, I don't know.
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>>157321491
I don't drink
Unfortunately this is just what I'm like when I'm really tired
Which is a lot, because I don't like sleeping
Speaking of which
>>157321197
Fuck you, but the second time this time
I don't like sleeping
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>>157321592
His outfit.
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>>157321278
The true pacifist ending is dogshit and was clearly rushed for the sake of muh happy ending and muh retarded goatkid. Genocide is the best written part of the game and it's where the best character gets his time to shine. There's a reason it's a thousand times more memorable and well liked then the other shitty routes
>>157321418
It's really quite pathetic but it's nice that there are still some good posters that don't let their pre-existing bias effect them
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>>157321592
Tea really isn't that good
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>>157321608
Tugging this anon into bed and reading a story for him
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I have no idea if Sansfags are being ironic or if their being genuine anymore and have just started to automatically ignore them
anyone else?
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>>157321859
Here's a better idea.Just ignore every pissing contest like this one and everyone won't seem that bad.
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>>157321859
Well, that make sense.
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>>157321592
My least favourite thing about Asriel is that he's the thirty fifth president of Zimbabwe
Also, this one time he came to my house and turned into a spooky evil demon and told me to go kill myself
Although I think that was a dream, actually
>>157321718
The only way that's happening is if you find a copy of Heti the Yeti because holy shit that's a high quality meme that nobody got
WE'RE GONNA WALK DOWN TO
ELECTRIC AVENUE
AND THEN WE TAKE IT HIGHER
WE GONNA ROCK DOWN TO
ELECTRIC AVYNEW
AND THEN WE GO UP THE STAIRS
HOLY SHIT I NEED TO GO TO BED
>>157321859
>genuine
>4ching
>undertable generic
Stop smoking that ganja kush Mary Jane weed you fucking idiot
>>157321927
But pissing contests are the entirety of /utg/
How is this anon supposed to get his daily dose of memes if he can't get memes from the meme men?
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>>157321859
im completely genuine when i say that sans is the best and only character worth playing this otherwise garbage game for.
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Ripple Equation Mind Identity Noxious Determination Estimate Report
Theory Hatred Anomaly Thesis
Irregular
Amalgamation Memory
Sector Triangulation Index Lie Library
Heresy End Risible Exit
Astonishing Neutral Destiny
Intensity
Abnormal Measure
Writing Analysis Terminology Chemical Hysterical Isotope Negative Ghastly
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>>157321927
Pissing?
Are we talking about horse piss again?
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>>157322010
>thirty fifth president of Zimbabwe
What the everloving hell.
>how is this anon supposed to get his daily dose of memes?
I don't know, that's just what I do.
>>157322150
NO
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>>157322116
RETIASHAIAW
What did he mean by this?
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>>157322116
beep boop
robots will control the world
[printer sounds]
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>>157322220
He said "Reminder, I am still here and a huge gay who enjoys eating penis from my hands"
I swear he did
No lie
I don't lie
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>>157322169
YES
I want Undyne to drink horse piss!
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>>157322338
LEAVE
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>people hating sans because of his deserved popularity and being the icon of the game, which no one would care about without him
Sad!
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come home frick
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>>157322369
I don't know what you're whining about, the upcoming Underfell game will be all about Sans anyway. Or should I say, the whole Skeleverse.
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>>157322235
was sans actually a robot created by alphys who went rogue in order to stop her once he found out her true goals?
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>>157322369
Hello yes I also enjoy internet memes on the internet
>>157322387
Did something happen to Frank?
Fuck was here a week or two ago, is he not now
DID HE DIE?
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>>157322387
He's dead
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>>157322387
he's been dead for 20 years and yet every day you continue with this 'frick will crush me with his giant hands' nonsense. stop living in the past.
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>>157322443
His giant hands got stuck in a hole and he couldn't bring himself to bite his arm off to escape.
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>>157322438
>implying alphys could actually create anything
she stole literally everything from gaster
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reminder that frick is dead
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>>157322350
I WANT UNDYNE TO GET REJECTED BY HER FRIENDS BECAUSE SHE HAS A ADDICTION TO HORSE PISS AND THE ONLY ONE LEFT TO HELP HER IS PAPYRUS BUT NO MATTER HOW HARD PAPYRUS TRIES SHE CANT GIVE IT UP
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>>157322573
fuck off mspg
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>>157322220
You're reading it incorrectly.
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>>157322571
Except the hot fridge
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>>157322547
fuck you, one day frick will return and cup me in his mutant palms so I can sleep again
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>>157322571
so gaster made sans and then alphys held gaster at gunpoint while forcing him to reprogram him before all while saying she'll spare him if he does so, only to push him into the CORE?
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>>157322589
>Alphys has been cucked out of everything worthwhile by a character that doesn't even exist
At least she got to live with her waifu and her husbando I guess
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>>157322679
it was actually sans who created the hot fridge to help his brother hook up with undyne, until alphys messed up the timeline and stole the determination research and used it to brainwash undyne into loving her
>>157322703
that's the jist of it
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>>157322941
It all makes so much sense now.
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>>157322369
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>>157322568
Man, that sucks
Hey, while I'm really tired, can somebody explain other memes to me
Like, the Discord
Which Discord is that
Did MSPG make that or was it somebody else?
Is there multiple Discords?
Is the word Discords?
Is it Discordi?
What's with Chara Burpfic?
Bara Wolf?
Somebody has real cancer?
What's with that?
Did I just never know the answers to these questions or did I forget?
If I forgot, was it because of lack of sleep or was it because of no real reasons?
Why is?
Why is?
Why?
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>>157322941
I played through the game several times though, and never found these scenes. Where are they?
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>>157323059
Anon, I think you might have gotten brain cancer from this place.
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>>157322778
It's just memeingI hopet. lizardfag
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>>157322941
>the hotfridge was a brainwashing device alphys "gifted" to undyne in order to inject minute samples of determination into her food to change her slowly over time and make her love her
toby thought of everything
>>157323092
paid DLC
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>>157323059
I never hosted or made a discord
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>>157322369
Honestly I don't even understand why we still have non sansfags when everyone else on the fandom has acknowledged that he's the only character that matters
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>>157323123
Probably, yeah, but that doesn't answer any of my questions you motherfucker I mean geez what's even your deal God, man
>>157323160
But there was the thing and the spider peed and Frick fucked off that one time
Also, fuck off MSPGdid i do that right?
i hope i did
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>>157323341
You're doing lovely anon
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>>157322589
I SWEAR TO GOD
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>>157323126
It's not
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>>157323341
Yes, that's right.He didn't make it. It was some other fuck and MSPG just got pulled into the cancer maelstrom that was the goat Discord because he has a severe case of autism
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>>157323331
wait, if none of the other characters matter, how does the story even exist?
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>>157322679
Hot fridge best fridge
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>>157322437
The fandom as a whole is fine and has recognized sans as the only character with any lasting value, it's just people here specifically that confuse me.
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>>157323126
these are all completely canon events though.
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Real talk, why do we fishfags always get memes that are completely unrleated to Undyne in any form?
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>>157323605
Because fishfags are utter shit and almost as bad as the various goatfags
>>
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>>157323605
because fishfags made those memes, no matter how many times they'll say "i'm not a fishfag i just want to sniff her pits". besides the alberto stuff i guess.
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Remember when Gaster [DATA EXPUNGED] then suddenly [REDACTED] his giant glowing [REDACTED] Bill Nye on a [DATA EXPUNGED] Frisk's severed head said [REDACTED] released a massive amount of [REDACTED] That was the best episode of the sitcome.
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>>157323486
they all just contribute to sans and how cool he is but hed be cool if they were there or not. the story is about how cool sans is anyway so i dont really get what youre saying
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>>157323850
Stop talking in wizard swears, I can't understand you.
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>>157323474
I WANT UNDYNE TO BATHE IN HORSE JUICES EVERY NIGHT AND CLEAN THEM WITH HER FUCKING MOUTH AND LASH OUT AT PAPYRUS WHENEVER HE TRIES TO BEG HER TO STOP.
I WANT UNDYNE TO LOSE ALL OF HER DIGNITY AS SHE BECOMES A HORSE CUM DUMP, MINDLESSLY SLURPING UP HORSE PISS OFF THE DIRT, BURYING HER FACE INTO HORSE ASS.
in summary, I want her to suck a horse cock.
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I AM TIRED HOO BOY LEMME TELL YA 'BOUT IT
>>157323469
I'd acknowledge the compliment but memes are my entire life and memes dictate I hate you and want you to die but also draw shit for me I think
Unless not, in which case other thing
>>157323478
Hey, I also like goats and have a severe case of autism
And also possibly brain damage, depending on if that was true or not
/utg/ is not doctors so I doubt their memes
I'm gonna go make a fifth Discord account and suck my own dick until I die
You know, that, or forget what I was doing, watch shitty internet memes for twenty minutes and then pass out
BRB I'M GONNA GO EAT A DECOMISSIONED ASSAULT RIFLE AND DIE FROM EATING A LARGE METAL OBJECT BECAUSE THAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO
>>157323951
WIZARDS DON'T SWEAR LIKE THAT YOU PUSSY THEY SWEAR LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE BUT WITH MORE MAGIC I HOPE YOU DROWN IN BOILING OIL SLEEP TIME NOW
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>>157323850
Man, i wish that sitcom didn't end so early.
>tfw you will never get another gem like that one episode where everyone turned into Mettaton because of some virus or episode where Flowey got drunk and decided to go outside
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>>157324070
Anon, please. You need to go to bed.
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>>157323569
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>>157324131
THE MORE YOU TALK TO ME THE LESS LIKELY I AM TO SLEEP
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, ANON
WHY
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
WHY
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>>157324070
Who let this kid in? I swear we had someone checking IDs.
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>>157324056
I'M CALLING THE POLICE
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If by any chance there is an arist that drew this or someone knowing their's whereabouts or links, please respond.I know, chances is incredibly low, but still.
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>>157324056
That reminds me of that one shadman bit
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>>157324219
It's just another asrielfag memeing and going "haha xdd look how shitty I am lol" but is really actually very annoying
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>>157324161
that's some vintage shit
i remember the first time i spotted that sans had a huge fucking boner in that pic
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Why are sansrielfags so bad at shitposting?
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>>157324294
>shadmeme
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>>157324260
They died a long time ago
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>>157324260
http://pippery.tumblr.com/
Well, pic as avatar.
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>>157324303
>but is really actually very annoying
this is every goatfag regardless if they which one they like
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>>157323605
Beats me. I guess it's because Undyne is the only like conventionally hot female bodytype in fan art but she also has a kind of a freaky face which brings out the weird fetishists.
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>>157324397
The fact that they like Sans and actually think he's funny shows that they have shit taste in humor and of course that translates to the memes they find funny. For example i'm sure a bunch of them think this fake shit posting about Sans is humorous when in fact its just annoying and dumb
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>>157324397
>sansriel
Sans x Asriel?
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>>157324397
I think Sansfags are pretty good at it.
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>>157324056
Please stop this meme, it was a dumb story I wrote as a joke and cuz I'm a sick fuck.
The meme was like, funny for one day, and then it got old.
So stop, you heard this straight from the Horse Dude's mouth.
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>>157324634
>he doesn't know how annoying fishfags are and how they drive every meme into the dirt because they're boring unoriginal fucks
They were chased away for a reason
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Training to rocket jump with Undyne!
Constantly exploding and getting sent to respawn!
Undyne cheering you on as you progress!
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>>157324634
Are you retarded
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>>157324634
you reap what you sow
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>>157324734
>implying any of those were fishfags
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>>157324382
He does have a huge boner in that pic
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>>157324787
Of course its fishfags are have you guys started copying the momfags and blaming everything on a single poster?
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>>157324791
>girls find this attractive
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>>157324791
Those Sanses have stopped being skeletons and are Goof Troop characters, based just on their heads.
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>>157324769
I am the guy who wrote a story about Undyne sucking horse cock, so probably.
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>>157324634
Creating anything for fandoms is a powerful thing anon. You have to be prepared for the consequences every time. That's why you have to think thrice before giving the fandom anything lewd.
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>>157324634
When will you write Tsunderplane lewds
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>>157324861
The barbossa and Pardo posting sure was done by fishfags
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>>157324461
I dunno why I didn't try to search that way.
Thank you.
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>>157324734
for the most part they only post images which makes them better than 90% of the posters here who spew shit about anons or characterfags
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>>157325023
No it wasn't, why do you think the fishfags left?
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>>157324791
I wish furries knew how to draw.
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>>157325079
Probably that not him.
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>>157325015
I'm honestly not sure how to go by writing that.
Im trying to write a nice story right now.
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would you hold a sans?
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>>157325023
No those were done to chase away fishfags (though I would bet that a lot of them joined in on at first) but stuff like this dumb horse cock thing and the musical fishdick meme that no one finds funny was certainly done by you guys
>>157325081
>implying they don't shit post
Oh wow I guess it doesn't count of they don;t post a giant picture of Undyne next to their posts like retards
Here i'm clearly a fishfag because I posted Undyne right!
>>157325248
I'd smother him in the crib
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>>157325248
not if he's fucking dead
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>>157325023
do not lump pardoposting in with those shit tier memes
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>>157325248
I'd put him in the bin because that's where dust goes
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>>157325139
Because it got boring to always get the same responses thrown at you.
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Dude who cares all characterfags are shit.
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>>157325332
t. fishfag
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Is it normal that, despite being a nihilist, i really hate how Sans acts and prefer Papyrus's approach?
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>>157325179
Art in '#my art' is definitely his.
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>>157325332
>>157325139
>fishfags can't into sarcasm
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>>157324501
>weird face
YOU TAKE THAT BACK, YOUNG MISTER
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>>157325514
duh
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>>157325514
"lmao nothing matters why do anything" is really only a 13-year-old's interpretation of nihlism, so yeah you're fine
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>>157325514
>only being able to enjoy characters that are just like you
Nah, it's a sign of good taste to like characters that aren't you in video game form
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>>157325516
Well, okay. How about your pic related? Any tumblr for that?
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>>157325145
>I wish women on tumblr who didn't even play the game and continuously vomit out sans fanart of the OC sans knew how to draw.
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>>157325583
GILLS
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You're all NERDS! *shoves /utg/ in a locker*
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>>157325696
That looks like it would be really uncomfortable.
Like somebody sticking their finger up your nose.
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>>157325858
*vibrates through locker walls*
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>>157325858
thats my job idiot *smacks ur books out of ur hands*
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>>157325858
i can't believe you shoved your own laptop as well as yourself in the locker along with 82 other people
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Afternoon utg, what are we all up to?
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Don't mind me, just want to get one last dad in before we move on to the next thread.
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>>157325687
It you're asking about artist, it's still his art.
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I want to pick anon's ears clean of wax
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>>157325980
I'm installing and modding Icewind Dale fully knowing that there is a fairly good chance i'm just going to play it for 30 mins, get bored and then go do something else
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>>157325980
Planning shit out for once and wondering why I'm still here. Yourself?
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>>157325980
Apparently getting shoved into a locker
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>>157325696
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>>157326080
i had my ears cleaned by some black dude with a pressure washer thing and it was amazing, would recommend
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>>157326052
Can't find this art on his tumblr, what i do wrong?
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>>157325858
>/utg/ was seated in the locker. He was naked and he rose up smiling and gathered anon in his arms against his immense and terrible flesh and shot the metal door home behind him.
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>>157325887
you would think so
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>>157325858
orgy time.
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>>157325980
About to go to bed.
>>157326098
Don't worry about it. Thursdays and Tuesdays were always pretty dead. Now it's more active again after a long while but it seems like weird Asriel, Sans and Undyne posting is starting to raise its ugly head again. Botfags are too busy.
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>>157326407
STAY BACK
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>>157325601
Yeah, if nothing matters, you should enjoy every moment of your meaningless life and not care about your legacy or that kind of shit. Y'know, have fun on this ride to nowhere.
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>>157326470
i want woshua to purify my insides with his hose desu
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>>157326470
gang banging this anon.
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>>157326441
>Thursdays and Tuesdays were always pretty dead.
Nah, it's not that. It's more among the lines of"shit seems to be repeating itself AGAIN, so why stick around" but that seems to be happening to everything as of recent.
Or I could just be overthinking everything. That's a possibility.
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>>157326256
It wasn't on his tumblr.
He sent me some of his works almost a year ago.
Sadly, there was not so much of it.
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>>157326470
Anons' soapy bodies rubbing up against eachother in a lurid display of lust and affection!
The moans filling the air like a degenerative choir song!
The slickness only increasing as anons spasm against eachother, their fluids soon staining the ground!
A debauched carnal carnival that not even De Sade could envision!
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are we in a time loop
guys i'm scared
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Okay, im just gonna post this in bits cause writing all of this is gonna take awhile and I'm bored.
Papyrus: expert caregiver
It had been 2 weeks since Undyne and Alphys split up, it was a hard break up and neither of them even really had the guts to even leave there homes.
Papyrus, was especially busy because of this. For whatever reason, Papyrus' job was helping people after they broke up. Something about the way he cared for everyone could make anyone feel better. He helped Asgore a lot, and now he had to help Alphys and Undyne.
He was bringing some more insta-noods for Alphys, he wasn't a huge fan of them, but Alphys loved them and that was what's important.
Alphys had it the worst, she was a complete wreck after the breakup. For the first few days, Papyrus just laid with her, talking with her as she laid beside him, silent except for some tears. However, Alphys had warmed up to him and slowly got better, they would watch anime together and chat. Alphys had really started cherishing his company, greeting him every day with a big hug.
Undyne was also a bit of a mess, but she was much more stronger than Alphys. She had kept herself together pretty well and usually just enjoyed being around Papyrus like they usually would. However, she was always reluctant of letting him leave, usually begging him to stay at first, but then pretending it was a joke.
Papyrus knocked on the lab door, giving there secret knock. He heard a quick rush of feet coming to the door, then it slided open, revealing the cheery lizard looking up to the skeleton.
>"Yeee! Papyrus! I-I'm so glad you're here."
The lizard gleefully exclaimed, giving him the usually hug and guiding him in.
>"HELLO ALPHYS, I BROUGHT YOU SOME NOODLES!"
>"Thanks Papyrus, you can just set them on my desk for now, I'll take care of them later!
Papyrus set them down on her now-clean desk, and walked over to where Alphys was going. Papyrus had helped Alphys clean her home, helping her stay clean in general.
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>>157326798
Please somebody do this to me
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>>157326804
SEE
I TOLD YOU
I'M NOT OVERTHINKING
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>>157326754
Well, that's bad, when artist make art, but don't do it publish or delet own art's a lot.
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>>157326916
are you a qt girl?
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>>157326804
A time loop of anon penetrate by other anons again and again!
His mind slowly decaying with each orgasm!
Becoming nothing more than a mindless cocksock doomed to an eternal cycle of sex!
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>>157326804
I got you, babe
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>>157326973
I'm a young chubby boy, sorry
>>157326986
I want this too
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>>157327047
THEY'RE NEVER QT GIRLS
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>>157326856
Alphys sat down on the couch with a *pomf*, her hands in her lap, smiling at Papyrus.
>"So Papyrus, what do you wanna do? Do you want to watch some more anime, or maybe browse the Undernet? We could even do some training if ya want?"
Alphys sat down on the couch with her hands in her lap, smiling at Papyrus.
>"I THOUGHT WE COULD JUST RELAX A BIT TODAY, UNDYNE SORTA WORE ME OUT."
Papyrus rubbed the back of his skull nervously, Undyne would really strain him whenever they hangout.
Papyrus sat down next to Alphys, taking a moment to think about his day with Undyne while Alphys clumsily tried to get a new anime and play it.
Papyrus had done his usual duty, bringing undyne some tissues. She always ran out of tissues when he was gone for some reason, she said it was for spills and etc.
Papyrus did his usual knock, waiting for Undyne to come to the door. His acute hearing picked up almost everything Undyne did, allowing him to guess what she was up to.
He heard a quick yelp, and then something being thrown into some sort of pantry with a rattle. He heard frantic sounds of stuff being thrown away into the trash and a closet opening, then silence. Suddenly, he heard Undyne say
>"Perfect!"
He heard her quickly put on some clothes, and run over to the door, opening it and standing there with her usual cheery look.
>"Ey Pap, come on in!"
Papyrus was thrown off by her clothing, it was different. Usually she wore her tank-top and jeans, or maybe some exercise clothes, but this time she was wearing clothes Papyrus had given her!
The shirt said "RAD GIRL" and was a vibrant hot pink, she had never worn it before, ever.
Papyrus decided to disregard it, after all who could blame her, it was a amazing shirt. They had their usual fun, chilling on the couch, talking, cooking spaghetti, they even rough housed a little, much to Papyrus' dismay, but it was all for Undyne, just to make her feel better.
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>>157327047I-I like boys...
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Chara burpfic?
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>>157327047
>a young chubby boy
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>>157327408
Haven't got much hip though
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>>157327047
>young chubby boy
oh wow I'm one of those too
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