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>Latest Patch Notes (Live)
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749875377

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Latest Information On Newest Blizzard Animated Short
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D85UY1oICxE

>Great point by r/Overwatch
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/573z97/reminder_our_community_is_spoiled/

>Official Websites and Community
https://playoverwatch.com
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/

>Overwatch Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>The 90% Percent Club
http://amomentincrime.com/

>X-Box One Community
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1CHY3NPBLf4lOGMP2gFoBxUW3ykVH97ZcheUKNdOvPp8/

>PS4 Community
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/controversial/
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angela ziegler
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>>157274518
Old thread
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is mercy winning the event skins bowl?

shes got skins from both summer and halloween events
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>>157289978
JAMISON JUNKENSTEIN
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>>157290121
if she gets a slutty santa's helper skin during winter, then yes
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Reminder that her upload has slowed down within the past couple of hours
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>>157290121
Both have been top tier. She better keeps the trend.
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>>157290127
IS CUTE
I WANT TO HUG HIM AND STROKE HIS STUBBLY CHIN
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Sombra is ugly as fuck
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>>157290127
It's DOCTOR Jamison Junkenstien
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Sombra site values are officially fucked and moving backwards now as well

No way to know when this shitshow will end due to "so clever hacker computer weirdness lololol"

Fuck you bliz, you're incompetent
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>>157290194
>sombra joins talon as a frumpy nerd girl
>gabriel and amelie gives her some "special training"
>comes out as a skanky cyberslut
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>>157290328
are you feeling upset squirt?
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>>157290328
It went backwards but then went back to normal albeit a little slower than before. So far the finish is around 1h20m later than original.
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>>157290328
>little kid mad he isn't getting his treat

lmaoing my ass off at ur life fammo
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Have you gotten all the brawl achievements yet?
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>>157290385
Why is submissive Pharah so cute?
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GIMME YOUR CANDY KID
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>>157290391
>>157290476
You're embarrassing yourselves.

>>157290472
I just saw it go backwards just now, so whatever the new calculation it is, it's wrong. wrong.
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dudes play with me please

tylermeep#1921 I need to do my season two placements please god help
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>>157290563
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i wanna masturbate furiously tonight. post good rule 34 of witch mercy.
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Trick or treat smell my feet!
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>>157290671
tenderly raping hana song!
her cries enhance the experience!
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>Overwatch balance is a mess right now, half the heroes aren't used in competitive play at all
>The latest patch did nothing to address this
How is it that the launch balance was better than the balance is now?
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>>157290248
I want to Kiss his cheek
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Anybody want to buy and open lootboxes together?
PC NA nineoh8#11760
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>>157290693
you should castrate yourself instead
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qt fuccboi looking for big dongers, willing to take it all in my pooper

add me guys: SeagullNRG
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>>157290758
>posting that pic
No.
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>>157290721
They're probably banking on Sombra to somehow counter the Zarya meta and will shift everything more evenly again.
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Seriously if you're bad just stop playing this game and ruining it for everyone else
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>>157290717
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>>157290643
Who cares? The hype ended after the first week and she still has to come out on ptr before we can use her in comp
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>>157290121

She still needs an actual nurse's outfit, but so far she is winning.
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>>157290859
>implying i dont laugh at people raging at me just having fun
Really i just watch movies while i play with a controller on pc. Usually i take a dps role but sometimes ill play lucio if i feel im being mean
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>>157290932
>Flattest ass in the game
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>>157290982
This is just pathetic
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>>157290746
I want to hold his hand
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I fucking hate this game
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>>157290121
>>157290932
>Mercy is swiss
>This essentially guarantees that she'll get a santa outfit
She's guaranteed to take an even bigger league at this rate.
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>you will never be a future cyborgninja that can *possibly* survive the zarya snu snu
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>>157290121
No. For summer event Zarya's and Genji's skins were the best. This event Reaper, Ana and Symmetra's stockings put her pathetic witch attire to shame. She wins nothing, just like she deserves
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>>157289978
Godammit.

Bikini tracer skin when
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>>157291013
Its only comp, I mean ya if it was quickplay and i was stomping all over peoples fun I could understand but you know.
>spend some time every month getting back into mid plat
>start watching movies again
I usually dont turn on voice chat until about mid game and then i just act like it was by mistake.
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>>157290543
Because you know she's completely dominant. She was training to be in Overwatch and flies a suit using a rocket launcher; it's a dream you fancy to make a pet of someone that could stare you into tonguing her asshole.
Make sure you get the peanuts.
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>>157291108
No robot is built to endure such punishment.
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>there are people out there like this

I mean at least they can play a mean Widowmaker, but god damn.
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>>157291108
I've heard /fit/ girls have painfully tight pussys when they start to cum.
>girl starts to cum
>friend is trying to pull out
>she squeezes hard and because it hurts his legs give out
>it hurts more so he trys to pull even harder before getting sucked back
>he literally started plunging her pussy trying to escape.
I still wonder if he was full of shit or if /fit/ girls are dangerous
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>>157291126
Forgot about Jamison Junkenstein. The mad scientist skin is top tier. Finally a junkrat skin that's not tacky as all fuck
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>>157291251
What do you think happened in the 48 seconds he played reaper
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http://pixelondemand.com/amic/
sombra delayed lol
blizzard what the fuck are you doing
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This skin turns me on so god damn much. I've been playing a bunch of OW just for the chance to open it in a case. And the witch Mercy spray? So fucking good too
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>>157291329
Death came.
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If you play Junkrat or Winston then go fuck yourself
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>>157289978
Battleborn, Overwatch or Paladins lads? I'm trying to decide what to play next. Battleborn's Halloween DLC is top-effin-notch compared to basic bitch OW
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>Play quickplay
>Call out 3rd Genji pick on our defense
>"It's only quickplay bro I play what I want"
>Play ranked
>Call out 3rd Widow pick on our Offense
>"It's just a game bro I play what I want"

Can't escape shitters and their excuses
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Sombra will be revealed at blizzcon, as per my prediction from the end of August.
During Christmas every character will get their own Christmas skin.
Screencap this
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>>157291475
It was originally going to end on Monday so I wouldn't be surprised if it slows down to where it ends on Tuesday. If it goes further then that who knows
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>>157291543
Quake Champions
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>>157291536
Looking forward to playing with you again soon, anon.
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>>157291543
Paladins is free, play it until you get bored, then buy Overwatch.
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>>157291594
The sky is blue
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>>157291543
Which one is battleborn? The gearbox overwatch, the chinese ripoff of overwatch, the free to play overwatch, or the indie overwatch?
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>get all the gold medals on brawl playing 76
>do this several games in a row
>can't get a POTG
>can't even get a vote on my card
I'd complain more, but I'm enjoying all the XP.
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>>157291594
>Sombra will be revealed at blizzcon
but she's being revealed on the 18th
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>thread is spammed with gay tumblr porn for 3-4 hours every day right around the same time
>completely devoid of gay shit for the rest of the day

hmmmmm.........

really makes you think.
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What is Sombra is delayed because of the backlash to the "fake" Sombra leak.
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>>157291665
Battleborn is not an Overwatch clone and in fact about 2 million people are playing it right now.
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>>157291712
faggots are known for sucking dicks and punctuality
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>>157291712
>completely devoid of gay shit for the rest of the day
i assure you this is inaccurate
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>>157291712
>he hasn't built tolerance to homo shit
newfag desu
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>>157291543
>Battleborn
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>pick mcree for brawl
>ana never boosts
>everyone fucking dies before my ult is even halfway through the windup
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Best McCree skin?
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>>157291773
>People who play the most casual fps on the market that is marketed to children are bad at video games

Didn't see that one coming
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>>157291798
American.
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>>157291798
Americree
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>>157291773
You can solo carry medium difficulty even if you have afk teammates, and for hard you should have a 4 stack, or at least another person to anaboost you when you ult
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>>157291773
its an "I only boost and heal tanks" ana
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>>157291798
blue card man
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>>157291773
>get invited to my friend's group
>finally manage to get the hard mode and without a scratch achievements
Never doing that again.
Then again I did like how it helped my aiming.
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Since Soldier 76 and Ana are the only adults in these series of sprays, does that mean they had over 20 babies?
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The last post on the battleborn forum was last Friday lel
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>>157291210
>tfw I'm a sub
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Is there any way to carry my brawl team as 76 or do I need to start playing as Mcree?
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So how the fuck does High Noon work?
I know there's like a damage/second ratio going on with how long you have to keep a bead on tanks, but sometimes I'll notice that I'll barely walk out of cover for a half second and get instagibbed.
Do you not need actual LoS for it to charge into a kill?
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>>157291773
I'm also a bit lost with brawl. It seems like I do the best with Soldier, but even clearing the medium difficulty level is tought. Getting thru the hard one (or having zero damage on the door) seem almost impossible.

Am I really supposed to be getting ALL the golds...
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>>157291730
What if that leak was one of the versions blizz had prepared for her and they "leaked" it to see reaction? Mostly negative as it turned out, so this is now officially fake sombra design.
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>>157291859
>medium
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>>157291151
you are me exept i play melee torb and get drunk on tears and autism, sometimes if the team is nice i torb seriously
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>>157292097
That's what I'd do if I were Blizzard.

Also if it gets rid of that lame Sombra design, I'm happy.
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>Pay to play Overwatch
>Having to pay even more for the other editions
>People still pay more sheckels to get skins that can be obtained FOR FREE
>HURR DURR I ZPUND 150 VUCKZ TO GET MUH HALLOWEEN ZKINZ

Jesus fucking christ guys, all of you are retarded.
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>>157292091
>7% crit
>less than 150 kills
You need to clear mobs faster if you want to carry harder, especially if that's medium.
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>>157292158
>torb seriously
Nigga you what
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>>157292091
you need a good mcree to 1shot bosses and ult on tires
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>>157292079
I think there is a range factor as well. Ive noticed that if your right on top of him the crosshair will pretty much instantly go to kill shot no matter who its aimed at.
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>that tan line and bra strap

Hnnnnnnnnng
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>>157292091
Accuracy is too low. 60% accuracy minimum, at *least* double your current crit rate.
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>>157292235
>using 76 ult for tire
How bad are you at aiming?
They follow a clear pattern after you play the brawl like 5 times.
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sprays
stop posting terrible ingame screenshots of them
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>>157292287
shes just tiring fareeha out for an early bed time so she can party it up with the other adults later
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>Haven't spent a single cent on loot crates
>Got the Mercy, Reaper, Hanzo, and Ana skins just from random drops
>Got Reaper's highlight intro too

Feels good man.
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>>157291918
Yes. Which also means all ships other than Ana76 are incest.Ana76 is just boring instead.
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>>157292216
>>157292307
Yeah, at this point I'm not even trying really hard, because it seems everyone else is being "lol whatever" too...

>>157292235
It really seems that McCree is the key here. I wish I was better with him. (And it kinda makes me wonder what is Hanzo's purpose supposed to be?)
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>>157292337
Babby Widow a cute!
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>>157292337
Reinhardt is so cure :3
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>>157292235
>ult on tires
Or you could just shoot them, its not like they have alot of hp and unless you are facing them they aren't hard to hit
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>>157292225
when you left click the enemy heads and get potg with the turret ult
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>>157292337
>That bastion
>that Zen
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>>157292337
Zenyatta is too cute for this world.
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>>157292308
i said mcree ult you fucking autist
>>157292420
faster cleaner and you can do both
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>take /vg/'s advice on playing DPS to get out of Silver
>so far won every match I've played DPS
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>>157292392
Your logic is sound anon.
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>>157292403
>And it kinda makes me wonder what is Hanzo's purpose supposed to be
He fits the whole Zombie Survival theme weapon-wise.
I got stuck with him on hard mode and actually did better than normal because I wasn't as trash with him as the other hanzo's I've been matched with.
As long as you use you 0-damage falloff arrows to take care of the elite mobs, use ult on either junk or bridge when bosses spawn and scatter shot to delete tires, it really frees up you team to worry about the other shit.
You won't pull any medals but it's an important job.
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>>157292554
both tires maybe a boss or 4 other creeps

>>157292403
Mcree soloes everything, hanzo shoots 1 arrow in a creep and soldier/ana finish it
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>>157292580
And that one's fucking stupid on top of now officially being incest.
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>>157292091
I beat medium almost always, unless soldier or mccree are completly useless (hanzo can be useless if he wants) I did the no damage to the door sometimes, but you need a good group.

Hard, I haven't; it takes a lot to find a game so I cannot practice and learn the pattern and there is lots of people just trying for the first time and never coming back. I don't think I will make the achievment.

Oh! I only play Anna btw.
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>>157292554
>i said mcree ult you fucking autist
That's even worse, sure you can use your ult at least once between bosses but why bother?
t. Someone with all 4 achievements
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I just got permission from blizzard, they said every female character is canonically my gf now, even the gay one

Sorry guys.
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>>157292403
Hanzo is best Zombic slayer and he ults Dr. Junkenstein and ults all the time to keep all the lanes clear when elites show up.

It's like .8 seconds between kills for Hanzo, and he can ult like every 14 seconds if he's doing that. McCree w/ headshots kills 1 per second and has to reload.

190 kills on Hanzo is my current best.
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So is the Sombra leak conffirmed for not-fake or was the Junkenstein event previously released information?
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>>157292360
>Ana doesn't realize the strip poker deck is stacked against her
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>>157292695

>>157292554

>>157292754
hanzo cant kill the doctor with his ult, charging arrows takes too long, do not fucking pretend you dont miss you normal mode shitter
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>>157292767
You need to give more money to Blizzard to know more about Sombra faggot.

Go and spend 100 or 500 bucks on loot boxes like every retarded goyim on this thread.
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who likes joocy butts?
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>>157292819
diamonds
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>post yfw tuesday comes and the timer starts counting down reverse
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>>157292819
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>>157292656
Perhaps the difficulties should have been behind locks, so people who haven't cleared medium, couldn't queue for the hard. Right now it feels like there are too many incompetent players trying out hard more. (I also wonder if there's some MMR fuckery going on.)

>>157292754
>>157292614
Use ult on Junkenstein? Hmm, gotta try that, I suppose. If I end up being forced to play Hanzo.

>>157292337
Junkrat's tyre seems like a direct Beavis & Butt-Head reference, which I love.
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>>157292706
Well anon it was good while it lasted but you ended up being the better man. I'm coming for your daughters though
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>>157292838
It's literally math on the charge and wait time to redraw.
And no I don't miss on mindless PvE bots.
You ult Dr. Junkenstein before he even appears. Then 14 seconds later if he isn't already dead you ult him again.

I already got all the achievements after a couple of tries.
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>>157292917
They're pretty good, but I like small cute butts.
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Well I'm never getting that again
Who did you get a sextuple with, /vg/?
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>>157289978
I need more people to play OW with guys, so ronery....
add me if you play late at night
#nulo1522
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just started playing overwatch and I played only junkrat for hours without touching any other heroes

why is this hero so based oh my god I want to marry him
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>>157293106
I dont even add people ingame because this playerbase is shared with league of legends players.
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Does anyone know the best mode for grinding xp?
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>opened 5 boxes so far
>only halloween thing I got besides shitty sprays or voices is
>winstons emote
JUST
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>>157293161
bind voicelines to x and purchase BRRRRRLING
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>>157293161
He can only carry you so far before you need to learn other heroes.
I hate people who never switch off junk even though they're getting buttfucked and never even breaking the Rein shield.
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>>157293198
>open first box
>para zombie skin
>open second box
>junkrat skin
are they supposed to be rare lmao
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>>157291251
>all those Widow hours
Wow that's alot of smug.
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>>157293178
I think quickplay in a team is the fastest even if you always lose.
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genderbent heroes when?
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>>157291690

Mcree has to be completely afk to not get the potg in brawl. No matter how well you play 76, you can't wipe the entire map in one shot.
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Anyone know what Reinhardt says when you kill the Witch or Reaper last instead of Junkenstein?
I noticed he had a different line for Hog and I actually really liked how they handled it.
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>>157293302
did liefeld draw that mercy
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>>157291251
I hate you.
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>Blizzard hates homo relationships

Thank you based Blizzard.
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>>157293161
Speaking as someone who also mains and wants to marry Junkrat, what >>157293252 is saying is true. You shouldn't get too used to only playing him because there are going to be scenarios where he's not that useful, though you'll probably figure that out as you go. Try and get comfortable with at least one or two characters in each category - it's important to be flexible!
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>>157291712
>>completely devoid of gay shit for the rest of the day
Let's fix this, shall we?
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>>157291251
>>
GUYS GONNA PLAY SOME QP WHO WANTS IN POST TAGS
NO SALT ONLY TEAMWORK
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>>157290667
What do you need
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>>157292392
>Ana76
>boring

I don't think so Timmy. You know that Ana is an absolute hurricanr
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>>157293363
But then what does this mean for the gay characters they mentioned? Are Lucio and his bf never going to be shown together?
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Got skullyatta, best skin they've added imo

I'm excite
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>>157293363
But Hanzo and McCree have a bunch of interactions now, probably because of the popularity of that ship.
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is quick play dead in EU or something?

Are you fags still storming that boring ass gay brawl? Is it really THAT entertaining to play?
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>>157292917
I like buns of steel
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>>157293463
It's not boring because of the characters, it's because it's the most expected cliche ever. The only way to make it even more so would be to have Gabe be in a love triangle with them though which one he's in love with is anyone's guess.
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>>157293552
there's about 5000 players on the EU on average now.
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>sym on my team
>defense on hanamura
>puts all her turrets in one spot
>uses teleporter for the achievement
>literally did nothing all game but try and get her achievement

i hope they fucking fix her
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>>157293552
>Quick Play

it's October, dude
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>>157293558
Aren't all love stories clichés?
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>>157293363
Good. That is the worst ship after mercy pharah, maybe even THE worst. I hope tumblrites kill themselves
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>first brawl queue of the day
>get a perfect on medium difficulty
>queue for hard mode right after
>clear it almost flawlessly
>have literally no more desire to play brawl
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What count as elite kills in the brawl?
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>>157293757
bosses
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Anyone have a link to the DVa seducing Soldier story?
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>>157293558
Nothing's wrong with cliches if they feel good and work. Bringing together two people just for the 'what an original and unexpected twist' factor is way more retarded
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>>157293757
Boss kills.

>>157293718
That's... not a bad point. It'd be kind of hard to spin one in a way that's original, certainly. I'm still refraining from shipping them or anyone else, though, because I don't care.
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>get 4 golds as Ana

I hate the people that play this game so much
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>>157293745
so this is the power of pve content
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>>157293757
bosses and shock tire
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Estimated time: 1 second
Elapsed time: 500000 hours

what the fuck is going on
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>>157293363
as long as there are drawfags to satisfy my degenerate needs I won't complain
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>>157293463
I wonder how they travel. All of their gear is experimental and hard to manufacture.
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Why are the super nip bros so smug?
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>>157293828
I like it as fluffy bullshit, but anyone that tries to argue that 76 is actually Pharah's dad is dumb as shit.

More importantly though, Ana is grandmum, not regular mum.
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>put an ice wall between a wraithing reaper and a health pack
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>>157293363
Interesting how they tease so much gay shit and yet they never commit to it. I wonder why that is? Are they reading the fan base's reactions to certain ships being recognized?
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>cannot win the fucking brawl on hard
please execute me
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>>157293853
I get that 90% of anime's purpose is to draw something resembling people as quickly as possible, but those faces are inexcusable.
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>>157293989
Iktf
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>>157293975
>throw a flashbang in reaper's face during the intro
>camera goes completely fucking haywire
>>
Is Junkenstein's Revenge just for fun or can I get stuff from it?
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>>157294135
It gives the same XP as quickplay I think.
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>>157294135
You can get 4 sprays from it.
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>enemy team has McCree and ana
>our Pharah refuses to switch characters when he spends 90% of the match dead

why is every Pharah complete shit at this game?
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>>157293340
nope. Luxuris
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>just want my golden gun
>that's it, I just want my golden gun
>DO NOTHING BUT LOSE FOR HOURS ON END
I've lost 14 games straight. I've lost over 175 rank.

If I could hit diamond or even just accumulate another 400 comp points I could get my gun, but if this keeps up I'll never get either before the season ends

I hate this so much.
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imp > witch
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>>157265401
>>157265317
>>157264158
>>157263127

best
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>Get killed by reaper
>Watch as he teleports through the wall into the room without any actual view of the spot since it was a brick wall.

I reported his ass even though we won.
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>drop down all the way to 3000
>climb back up to 3476

im so close guys

hold me
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>Reading the Overwatch comics for fun
>see this shit

why even put that panel in if they weren't going to put the gun to her head? I understand why they didn't put the gun there but just cut the panel, it just looks stupid now
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>>157293981
I'm not arguing that he's her father. That doesn't stop them from fucking though

>More importantly though, Ana is grandmum, not regular mum.
To you maybe, to me she's a mom.

I actually find it weird that out of all the characters revealed only Widow and Ana are confirmed to have any sort of family. Everybody else don't have spouses or children even though they are of the right age. I find it hard to believe that Reinhardt, 76, Reaper, Hog and Toblerone for example were never married or had children. Or at least some kind of long term relationship
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>>157294258
Because even retards can point and click a hovering shit bird
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>>157294278
It might have been monstrous lag
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>>157294302
Anon, they clearly just borrowed some invisible guns from 4Kids.
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Hey guys take a look at this
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>be tracer
>blink into 4 man enemy cword
>stick bomb
>recall the fuck out
>kill everyone
>did it again

probably because I have a new account with low ratings
is this possible to pull off in high skill games?
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>>157294314
Reinhardt was too dedicated to his career. 76 and Reaper as well. Hog lost everything when he was a young man and went crazy. Torb is a stupid midget.
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um so who has played on the Hollywood map? have they reduced the chances of playing on it coz i want to see the fucking spooky shit
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>>157294347
yes yes YES
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>>157294369
>Torb is a stupid midget.
How about no
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>>157294302
Blizzard also distribute these things through various comic outlets and would probably have to bump it up a rating and put it behind an age wall or something. I imagine they would much rather have it be available to as wide an audience and as hassle-free as possible since it's all just advertising for the game anyway.
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>do junkenstein normal
>get in with a premade of 3
>they say they're trying for the no damage achievement
>they know the encounter really well
>we all get the achievement
everything went better than exception, and now I have to choose between The Reapening and BMX for my reaper spray which is harder than i thought.
also it really feels like pugs in WoW where sometimes your group is struggling and you don't know why, and sometimes you do a full clear and get the achievements since everyone rocks, which I don't mind.

make sure to like and subscribe to my blog
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>>157294416
>this manlet is fucking mercy

how does he do it?
>>
every goddamn time i decide to play bastion THERE HAS TO BE THIS WEABFUCK TRYHARD FUCK
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>>157294534
by not being gay lol
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>>157294534
His charming personality his thicc dwarven dick
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Couldn't they just have made the sticky part of the broom gold? The golden broom head is silly.
>>
Why do people pretend this is some super serious hardcore game when it's press Q the game?
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>>157294258
>why is every Pharah complete shit at this game?

because Pharah is a complete shit character.
It's easier to list the heroes that don't counter her than the heroes that do.
Her ult is a suicide button.
Low potential DPS, even lower practical DPS.

Therefore every Pharah player does terrible.
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>>157294534
anon, people with social lives can take pictures together and be friends without fucking each other
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>>157294515
I will not subscribe and dislike
>>
So. Christmas skins. What are you expecting ? Santa Reinhard, Elf Mei?
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>>157294534
Its not really about him, just Mercy trying to spread as much pain and suffering as possible, and that includes YOU anon.
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>finally got a hard group without 1 or 2 retards whiffing their roles

thank you jesus
>>
>>157294637
>still believing the 'press Q win teamfight' meme
>>
Can genjimains fuck off and die already? No one enjoys your shitty fucking hero go kill yourself fucking weabs
>>
>>157294658
mercy in nothing but gift ribbons warped around her
>>
Nice way to end the night.
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>>157294629
What do the golden Pumpkin reaper guns look like?
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>>157294515
It's amazing how much I liked the brawl. I wish there were more variation to it though and bigger maps. Wish they'd make it something like Uncharted's horde mode, where you just have to survive for 10 rounds but a whole huge map is available, so it's up to you where to make your stand.

Of course Overwatch can't just bring horde mode to its regular maps, so it'll have to introduce new ones, so it's harder to implement unfortunately
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>>157294680
Kaplan thinks otherwise and you have to deal with his head-in-the-sand attitude towards balance issues.

>So far, we haven't seen any indication that Ana is too strong overall...
>Internally at Blizzard, we all felt that...
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>When your junkenstein team is so bad the mccree doesnt get potg
I just want the goddamn pachimaru spray, man
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>tfw no one will ever look at you the way Junkrat looks at Roadhog
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>>157294902
I don't need love if I have these.
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>Tracer is the mascot
>Mercy gets the most spotlight
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>>157293558
What about 76 and Mercy?
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>>157294978
Mercy deserves the most spotlight.
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>>157294314
I wonder if the Soldier Enhancement Project made Reyes and Jack sterile or they weren't allowed to have babies because the US government was afraid of creating hybrids. Might explain there lack of children.
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I wish I was actually allowed to play a supprt other than Ana for once. If i'm not her it means the enemy pharah gets free reign because nobody is ever smart enough to look up
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>>157294983
They have no dialogue.
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>>157294359
>be tracer
>roll into 4 enemy crowd
>die inStanley
OR
>be tracer
>roll into 4 enemy crowd
>stick bomb
>everyone spreads away
>Zarya bubbles the one I sticked
>0 kills

Without crowd control you can kill maybe one guy with sticking in high ranks, I use it for free kills on tanks usually. Or to combo with Zarya, but then you get a million counters, I only once pulled off a 4 men kill
3300 SR current, season high is 3601
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>listen to D.Va's halloween voiceline
>"heppy helloween"

What did she mean by this?
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>>157294658
>>157294687
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mfw we will never have sexual skins
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>find the perfect group of randoms
>evenly matched, no stomps each victory or defeat is well earned
>two such rounds, KOTH at that
>decide to all lucio a round
>honor system for speed in place
>everyone follows
>lucioball.exe
>next round decide on all ana
>moar fun
>talking about which hero to all team next round (agreed on winston)
>LOL SWITCHING SERVERS :^D
>tfw
i swear to all known divinities, this game knows when you're having fun and will actively fuck you as soon as it can
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>>157295086
fucking racist blizzard
i am going to sue them
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>Ultimate is ready
>suddenly realize none of the people on my team are competent enough to use it
>randomly fire it into the middle of the clusterfuck and hope for the best

How long until blizzard just lets us shoot ourselves with it?
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>>157294902
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>>157291251
>169 hours
>lvl 194

Literally, unironically 20% winrate
>>
Please correct me if I'm wrong but everyone's objective should be

>Soldier
Crowd control, using rocket to deal with rip tires, keeping heals up

>McCree
Basically just building ult on bots, using alt to deal with crowds but mostly focusing bosses with his combo

>Hanzo
Crowd control with ult, dealing with long range bosses and especially Junkenstein right away

>Ana
Supporting Soldier's heal field with her grenade, sleeping bosses especially Reaper and Roadhog, chipping Mercy/Junk and taking the first chip out of shock tires if it's necessary
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>>157294978
Tracer was a mistake
Mascot should have been Reaper and/or Winston
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>>157294983
Horseshit
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So is this brawl any good for accuracy training or what?

>tons of things to shoot at
>move in somewhat weird patterns
>relatively small head hitboxes
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>>157295305
Yeah, because Reaper totally show the friendly nature of the game with his edgelord costume.
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>>157295286
You pretty much nailed it, although Ana needs to also be a more focused healer and stop Roadhog's self-heal with her grenade.
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>>157294995
>Soldier Enhancement Project made Reyes and Jack sterile
Makes sense
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>>157295346
I played as McCree a couple of rounds and had better accuracy than usual. Could be because they're bots, though.
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>>157291210
being a switch, sounds like a fun time either way
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>>157295268
>implying tumblr even knows about the existence of that movie, let alone understand that it's a reference to that movie made in the 'problematic' era of Hollywood

Nope, Blizzard's clearly trying to tell us that they're gay :)
>>
How hard will Plebbit tilt when it turns out Sombra is being delayed this hard because they wanna change her character's look because of all the negative feedback?
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isn this game meant to make u go into a 50/50 win/lose match as much as possible?

how am i on a 10 game losing streak
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>>157295357
Does that artist have more?
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I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT HAVE TO PLAY THIS STUPID HOARD MODE ANYMORE!!!!!!
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>>157295542
honestly, the only thing i dont like is that shitty half-shaved hairstyle. it looks dumb as shit on just about everyone. only character ive seen it on that i like is that brazilian chick from sf5
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>unlocked all the skins except for reaper and mercy, the only two I wanted
IM SO FUCKING ANGRY JESUS CHRIST
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>>157295613
what? are you serious?
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>>157295357
Hot, but the black outline at the bottom makes him look like an amputee
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>>157295542
why are they releasing another nigger
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>>157295613
What? You can gain halloween loot crates from normal play bro.
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>>157294651
>in the Winston trailer he's has his hands around mercy's wasit
>in the Ana trailer's flashback photo Mercy has her hands around his shoulders and is doing the bunny sign behind his head
>in the Halloween comic he has his hands around Mercy's waist again

either they're fucking or they just really like touching each other
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>you can clearly see the mechanical dolljoints in Pharah's arm in the new halloween victory pose
CONFIRMED FOR AMPUTEE
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Anyone else been noticing an epidemic of boosting lately?
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>>157295661
>>157295705

wait what? oh fuck sake
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>>157295531
See, you understand. Everybody knows that when male characters have any physical contact or emotional bond whatsoever, it can only mean that they love the taste of each other's dicks, nothing else. You can't touch your same-sex friends unless you want to fuck them.

I'm not surprised that tumblr doesn't get the reference and went straight for the Shipping Goggles, though - the vast majority of them are complete idiots.
>>
so if you are diamond, you can't drop below 3000 rating right

or can you dip below that, but still maintain the diamond status
>>
>>157293987
>tase gay shit
What?
All the ships are made by the fandom.
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>>157294848
how do you get it?
>>
>>157295846
the latter

also, if you drop below 3k you can queue with unranked players again, despite being "diamond"
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>>157295828
You just made my night anon, topkek
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>>157295896
fug
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>sombra timer keeps going back and forward

Why cant they just remove the goddamn thing and announce theyre still working on it and it'll be somewhere November that they release her? This ARG shit is fucking terrible
>>
>>157295865
I'm talking about the addition of McCree and Hanzo lines, the Halloween promo stuff, that kind of thing. It's not anything concrete, I'm just wondering if they're testing the waters, trying to figure out what their fans like. I mean, they mentioned they were at least partially making this up as they go, right?
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>>157295613
Do you just get crates from this mode? Because I'm gonna keep going until I get the chivos.
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Why is it every team I get in hard mode are retarded
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AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Anyone think they can guess my 4 mains from my halloween loot?

Hint:
1 offence, 1 defence, 2 support
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>>157295828
All loot crates you gain for the next 3 weeks are halloween crates. Bro. You been banboozled.
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>>157296017
Looks like avant-garde car hood art.
>>
So I'm currently playing at 800 DPI 14 sens and I'm at about 50-60% accuracy on heroes where that matters.

My mouse can go up to 12000 DPI, but Overwatch's sensitivity only goes down to 1 (if it could hit .93 that would be pretty close to a 1:1 transition)

Does an absurdly high DPI actually mean anything or is it just a meme?
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>>157290385
>get in nerd, we're going shopping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOy1EoX5T0k
>later that day, at the Talon-accounting office: 'and why is there a 250 $ bill from Hot Topic?'
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>>157296070
Use your mouse's native DPI.
It's usually 400 or 800 if you have something decent.
High DPI is a meme.
>>
>>157295938
>sombra timer keeps going back and forward

They're probably adjusting it so it coincides more precisely with the patch.
>>
Some of these Halloween skins are going to look really fuckin stupid once the event is over.
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>>157290717
i've been waiting to use this
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>sombra is a sassy Negress with a fit body with THICC thighs

fuck yes
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>>157296148
I think most of them are fine, but there are a couple like Roadhog's that aren't going to have much staying power outside of the season.
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>>157296215
I was thinking more in the vein of Pharah and Hanzo and Reinhardt.
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I can't be the only one that thinks the 76 skin is great right?
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>>157291583
I'll never understand this mentality.

>>157291543
Just leave, now.
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>>157296070
keep it above 1200 to avoid pixel skipping at any resolution. don't listen to >>157296114, the actual meme is low dpi thanks to cs:go twitch streamers
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>>157296215
I love goofy shit.
And since you're barely ever looking at his model the weapon and hook look fucking fantastic.
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>>157296249
I wish they made his skin more green to emphasize the Thriller idea.
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>>157296237
I don't know about Reinhardt, but yeah, that's true.

>>157296249
I'm finding it really hard to resist just buying it instead of praying to RNGesus for it.
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>>157291583
>>Play ranked
>>Call out 3rd Widow pick on our Offense
err, you can't do that in comp
are you even playing the game?
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>>157296293
You have plenty of time, just get boxes until the end of event and then buy if it doesn't drop
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>>157295952
>McCree compliments Hanzo's skill with bow
>HORI SHIT THEY ARE GAY FOR EACH OTHER, BLIZZARD YOU DOGS!

Don't try to look more retarded than you already are anon
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>>157292956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCOVUz0SZAQ
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Will they ever make a QP without hero stacking?
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which male hero do you guys think is the least likely to be a buttslut?
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Twitch: cmdrhughmann

What the fuck is that thing on his forehead!?
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>>157296415
Next major patch where they also finally nerf Zarya and Roadhog and make DPS relevant again
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>get excited for legendary
>it's yet another d.va skin
fuck that gremlin
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>>157296432
Roadhog
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>>157295828
>mercy mains in charge of not being complete idiots
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>>157296497
FUCK I WANT THAT SKIN. ALL I GET IS B.VA
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>>157296490
he's the reincarnation of a tibetan divinity this is his mind chakra conduit
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>>157296389
I'm not saying they're gay for each other, just that they might have added in the lines because McHanzo got so popular. That's why I said that it's not anything concrete and Blizzard could be TEASING to gauge reactions, not that they were absolutely hinting at ships. Calm down.
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>>157296249
Nippley man I met, he ate my motorboat.
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>>157296490
How the hell do you NOT pick at something like that to the point of it coming off?
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>>157296545
B.va is the best skin this annoying cunt has and I'm glad that if I ever decide to go full retard and play her I won't be derided for having shit taste in skins
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>>157294708
I don't think they're too bad
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>>157296629
>not posting the video
Come on now, senpai. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKcevMFUCo
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>>157296632
isn't that a wart
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>>157296249
The skin itself is OK and the red color scheme is nice. But the gun, man, the gun is fucking beautiful.
>>
>see enemy d'va
>literally ignore her and let her shoot me for an entire minute while i clear the rest of her team
>after that casually turn around and click away her mech
>she jumps out like the stupid cunt she is and tries to do fucking dumb shit with the stupid gun
>stun her and fan and spam crouch for her entire respawn duration

please remove d'va from the game
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>>157296746
Wouldn't you still scratch/cut at it? Hell, make it bleed once and you can get to the root.
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>>157295901
>>157296050
>>157296531

FUCKING BLIZZARD MAKE IT MORE CLEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO UNLOCK NEW SHIT
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>>157296783
nah blizzard ha nothing to do with it, you're just brainchallenged
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>>157296181
that's a perfect response image, man

what's it from though? It looks vaguely familiar somehow
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>>157296257
That image is a poor example. It should be the one guy picking something other than center square and the other guy calling him a faggot and demanding he quit playing the game for not choosing center square first.
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>>157296781
>Hell, make it bleed once and you can get to the root.
It keeps growing again on some people, there's literally nothing they can do to get rid of it
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>>157296783
I got this in the free crate and I'm enjoying every tear and sweat from the brow of fucking retards that keep hauling money to blizzard or playing just to get loot crates

I don't even play mercy
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>grind through a bunch of shitty comp matches for crates
>start opening them
>2-3 duplicates and a Halloween spray
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who has the biggest dick? futanaris included
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>>157296267

Look at his hands. Hes a skeleton. They just threw the thriller jacket on him for no reason.
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>>157296432
Toblerone
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>last 15 seconds of point

LOL EVERYONE PRESS Q WERE GONNA WIN LOL

This game is so fucking garbage in esport perspective
>>
>>157296847
It's from some adult comic that I read once on /aco/

Think it was originally in spanish or portuguese; translations were VERY rough.
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>>157297052
well he is soldier 76 and that's just an epic
he has a jacket by default
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>>157297037
If we assume Widowmaker has a dick, it'd probably be her.

Otherwise, probably Lucio.
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>>157297113
Also had something to do with zombies in a post-apocalyptic scenario

That's all I can remember, really.
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>>157296897
>Nothing they can do

If it was that prominent, I'd fucking cut at it until that part of skin just scarred over. Hell, I'd burn at it until it went away.

Fuck, man.
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>>157296181
>>157296847
>>157297113
>>157297210
>so new you can't recognize alicia in neverland at a glance
so fucking sad
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i just realized something
all the gold hoarders got the last laugh with the halloween update
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>Meme stacking DVAs getting upset they got wrecked by symmetra.

They tried to switch at the end but it was too late.
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>mfw I finally beat junkenstein on hard and I didn't get the achievement

What the fuck blizzard
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>getting the point in overtime while dancing between a bastions turret fire
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>>157297342
I have 7k thanks to hoarding and I'm afraid to spend it at all. I think I'm gonna wait until the end.
>>
HEY LETS BUFF POO IN THE LOO BECAUSE HER FUCKING WEAPON DOESNT KILL YOU FAST ENOUGH LOL!!
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>>157297210
I masturbated to that girl-on-girl scene 1000 times
Can't remember if it was futa but that long demon tongue got me so fucking hard.
It sucks having a tongue fetish.
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>>157296249
Its really weak compared to the other Costumes
>Ok whad do we do for 76?
>"uhh.. Make him Pale I guess?"
>"How about some spooky gloves!"
>"Oh and make him really pale with eye shadow"
>We're still missing something though..
>"An actual theme for the costume?"
>No, the color of his outfit!
>"Red"
>Released the next day
Seriously they could have gone with Zombie, Mummy, wolfman, maybe played up some eye puns with a Cyclops or Beholder even. this is "Afterthought" the skin.
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>>157297404
>>157297374
rofl
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>>157297163
>>157297037

here is your anwser
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>>157297396
i had like 2k or so around the time of the summer games, blew it all on zen stuff then they change shit on the halloween update
bought hanzo's voice line instantly though
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So should I buy the Mercy Halloween skin? Can we even these skins after November 1st?
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>>157297457
You may not get it, but your grandpa would, youngster.
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>>157296831
>>157296901

I was one inch away from just paying for some crates too
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>>157297523
>So should I buy the Mercy Halloween skin?
wait until the last day
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what does /gen/ think of the gay fans?
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>>157297523

the summer skins are back up right now, so it looks like maybe whenever theres a special event, all the previous skins are available again too

>>157297585

its okay to be gay, ps junkrat and roadhog are obv canon gay
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>>157296249
he's deadman from dc comics
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>>157297585
i think you should fuck off
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>>157297404
I doubt they will buff her gun as someone that mains her. She really need a rework all of her other abilities are very lack luster. Anyone with a brain can easily counter her. Lets say they don't buff her or rework I prefer they just change her role to defense then fucking support.
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>>157297524
As much as I LOVE the skin, and I main 76, the face does seem a bit lazy. I get that they wanted his canisters, gloves ,and face to look bony, but there should have been more.

It's a great nod and really funny, but I wish there was some more to it.
>>
>Tracer on team using Sporty
>They are complete useless trash, check their career profile and they've never even taken her to ranked before
>Tracer on team using Posh
>Literally unkillable god of time
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>>157297602
junkenstein is uncomfortably passionate about that fat bundle of rotting flesh
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>>157297585
I don't really have a problem with them because shippers gonna ship. The only thing that annoys me is when they try to claim that X is canon with no confirmation and minimal in-universe evidence.
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>carrying junkensteins revenge as soldier
>reaper teleports next to me, ults right there then before i respawn he wipes the rest of the team
four golds, but fuuuuck me
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>>157294258
Pharah is the worst attacker in the game. By far.
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>>157297661
not lazy as zenyatta
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>>157297524
not him but i didnt get it either till my friend pointed it out
then i felt stupid
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>>157297687
so do you play on xbone or ps4
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>>157297685
"X is canon and if you don't agree you're homophobic"
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>>157297687
>four golds as soldier
>impressive
no anon, you are actually doing something very wrong if you don't get 4 golds as soldier.
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>>157297694
I'd say it's just as lazy; albeit Zenyatta has nice little details here and there.
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>>157297457
It's just a retexture, either deliberately to fill the ratio of epic and legendary skins quota or they simply can't put more time/effort on making a new model, but they can only do so much with the soldier's base model.
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>>157291251
>Average of 7 seconds standing on the Point or Payload

Jesus christ.
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>>157297694
why aren't his orbs skulls?
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>>157297585
I like us
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>>157297778
too much effort :^)
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>>157297738
Fair enough, that's even worse. Alternately "X is gay/bi/trans/otherkin and you can't have them sorry not sorry."
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>>157291251
Is this an alt account? How can they not even have a full match as any other character?
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>>157297585
fuck off back to tumbl you degenerate
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>Hard Brawl
>McCree goes up on the left wall and spends the whole time shooting at targets across the map
Blizzard games always attract the stupidest fucking people and I don't know why.
>>
Is solider underpowered? I get bitched it whenever I pick him.
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>>157297815
What prompted trans Junkrat anyways?
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>>157297826
there are many people like that unfortunately, ive encountered a fucking faggot with 999h with d.va and not even a second with any other characters
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>>157297616
>>157297861
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>roadhog got a card in junkenstein brawl
lol
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>>157297875
He's pretty underpowered but you can still do well with him

His main problem is that his ult (assuming you're not in like, bronze or silver) is completely irrelevant. A lot of the time he's stronger out of ult than he is in it.
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>>157297778
His skin is shit but I like that there's a robo-brain ornament on his head
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>>157297935
hanging yourself is always an option
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>meet random girl playing Overwatch, cute voice desu
>keep playing with her and her high-tier group pretty regularly
>she's always the one who invites me
>singles me out for attention and praise
>she's getting increasingly friendly and complimentary
>sending me messages outside of the game now

Where the fuck is this going to end up?
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how do I git gud at these shit sniper classes?
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>>157297585
Why are you obsessed about forcing that shit on everyone? I am pretty sure a big portion of the playerbase are heterosexual but they dont go out of the way to ask Blizzard about how many dicks Ana has sucked or which female OW agents has S76 fucked.
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>>157298010
>hanzo
>sniper
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Day 1 finished for me
didnt play much but there ya go
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>>157298000
girls aren't fucking enigmas dude

chances are she wants to be friends with you
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>>157298026
well it's counted as a sniper hero on overwatch, so yeah.
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>>157298041
>chances are she wants to be friends with you
Yay.
That makes one.
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>>157298000
Fighting over alimony 20 years from now on.
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>can barely aim
>have extreme tunnel vision
>can't even play characters like Zarya or D.Va properly

What's it like actually making a difference, anons? I'm just kind of there in matches playing Lucio or Torbjorn.
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Guys I think I figured it out, this is clearly THE setup for DEF
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>>157298000
you getting scammed for money or you erping while getting nudes
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>>157298010
They exist as counterpicks to certain comps and styles. You should basically never be picking them blind if you're not perfectly confident in your shots.
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>they changed the piece of CAKE line
BLIZZARD WHY
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>>157297902
I wish I could tell you. I'm sure cases can be made for some of the characters if you want to imagine them as trans, but Junkrat appears to present himself as a man and is very clearly built like one (broad shoulders, flat chest, etc.). At this point I just assume that people are either shit-stirring or desperate to self-insert, so they don't care about paltry things like making their headcanons make sense.
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>>157298069
I really like these new Victory Poses.
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>>157298094
because the voice actress sounded like she had a dick in her throat when she said it
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>>157298094
It's an improvement.
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>>157297902
spontaneous degeneracy
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>>157298000
>this happens to me
>she keeps giggling at all the goofy shit I do when tanking and never saying anything about her dps main boyfriend
>makes me want to shield her for life
Is this how it feels to be a cuck?
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>>157298094
The voice actress forgot to not sound like a butch so they fixed it.
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>>157298000
>Things that never happened

Been a while since I used this but Cool Story Bro.
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>>157297996
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>>157297625
Supposedly the retool is what they have planned, but exactly what that entails is up in the air at this point
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>>157298132
>>157298140
>>157298179

>he didn't use the line for that exact reason
It was her only good voiceline.
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>>157298000
>, cute voice desu
she's a fat fuck
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>>157298161
>tfw cucking other men that live in a different state as you

only done it once but it feels good man.
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>>157298069
evil
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>>157297585
If they don't mind my preferences I don't mind theirs.
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>>157297625
They should just let her shield give +50 so that she can go back to pre-release broken levels.
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>>157298127
McGree one is goat
>>
Do I buy 50 loot boxes or not
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>>157298215
Yeah, probably...
Either that, or she's short.
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>>157298296
Yes
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>>157298296
The seed's already planted anyway, even if we say no to you now you'll end up buying it later. Just buy them.
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>>157298296
Start with like, five boxes.
Then see how it makes you feel inside.
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>>157298296
depends, do you like sucking cocks? are you failing at life constantly?
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Do we all agree that Ana is objectively the best character in the game? She can keep retards alive deal with anyone trying to murder her and pick off shitter stompers like Pharah and Widow
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>>157298296
Of course.
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>>157298296
god no
>>
tumblrfaggots need to go back or kill themselves.
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>Blizzard actually did a countdown on their forums in the middle of summer, for another countdown that would last several months until Blizzcon for the second hero added since launch
I don't know why I'm always surprised at the stupid shit Blizzard does but fuck me if they don't keep outdoing themselves every time.
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Guys help

The game seriously won't let me log in

I've tried everything. Resetting my router, dumping my ip, reinstalling the game and battlenet.

The only thing I saw left was redoing my os.

The fucking help desk haven't said anything useful except blame a random program (3d desk max) for the game not letting me in.
>>
>>157289978
>British woman walking in the desert with exposed shoulders

Ohhhhhh she's gonna be sore tonight. I hope she brought some SPF50 sun cream.
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>>157298382
Just by playing Ana it made me realize how boring Mercy is.
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>>157298287
I'm glad I was using Balderich so I would get sick of it sooner while waiting for a worthwhile pose/intro for Greifhardt because this shit takes the cake.
Overgrown bastion is also cute af with that little flower dangling on his head like he just popped out of the ground.
>>
>>157298419
You could always repair the client although I am not sure if that would help with your problem.
>>
>free Halloween crate
>Get Reaper's pumpkin skin which looks pretty cool
>level up
>open crate
>Get Ana's spooky dooky skin

They both look great but I have like 20 minutes play time with both of them. Fuck sake.
>>
>>157298419
b&
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>>157298382
I would like this picture a lot more if 76 didn't look like a big headed 15 year old with a fucked up tactikool visor.
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>>157298506
they would have told me if I was banned
>>
Overwatch fun bucks are there for you to spend them, stop fucking waiting for a lucky drop you're never gonna get and even if you do it won't happen until halloween is over so stop blue balling yourself loser and just buy it. Bitch.
>>
>>157298535
Joking aside, have you tried getting rid of that random program?
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>>157298419
stupid question, but just to make sure, you're not in PTR mode, right? There are no servers for PTR atm
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>>157298505
take the hint
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>they fucked up with Warcraft so chances for a Blizzard Cinematic Universe are close to zero
>tfw no Overwatch Origins movie
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I'm quite surprised Tracer didn't get a Halloween skin, she's basically the mascot of the game yet NUFFIN
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>>157298564
Don't have that installed
>>157298556
Got rid of 3ds Max, a program that makes models?

Yeah, I did and it did nothing.
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>>157298545
>yes goy, buy that 3000 credits skin. and if you loot it from the next box you will even receive 200 credits :^)
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>>157298596
She got two high classes legends last event.
Tons of people would throw a bitch fit if Tracer got more shit since 95% of the playerbase can't even use her without wasting a team slot.
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>>157298596
They're balancing it out, the heroes who got skins for the summer olympics are taking a backseat for halloween
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>>157298595
>fucked up with Warcraft
C H I N A
H
I
N
A
>>
The stone texture on tombstone bastion is actually pretty nice.
>>
How do I fix this random ass high ping? I was playing for hours with no problem, and then I get blindsided by ridiculous lag.
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>>157298654
>Tracer is hard
top tier meme
>>
>>157298654
Except Mercy got both.
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>>157298545
I'll use them once I get Junkenstein, it's the last legendary I need. Fuck you, bitch, I'll fuck your ass up.
>>
>>157298616
Just throwing questions at you, but maybe it's an ISP thing?
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>>157298697
Mercy got an epic recolor during Summer while Tracer got two legendaries
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>post yfw Sombra releases and is hard countered by Zarya/Lucio and the meta never changes
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>>157298412
>at would last several months until Blizzcon

But the countdown reaches 100% next week you monkey.
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>>157298713
Comcast won't let me play?

I can play every other game online but Overwatch

I can even log into WoW
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>>157298419
If you trust enough someone you can ask to try login from another computer to ensure it's not a ban or something on your account.
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>>157298641
I still think it was dumb to give her two skins at the olympics. The Track and Field one was fine on its own.

I'm still anally devastated about not getting that skin, I got the orange one instead.

I take some comfort in the fact that it's overused now, I keep telling myself "y-yeah I wouldn't have used it anyway"
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>>157298739
It'll reach 99.99% and will pause there until Blizzcon.
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>>157298770
Already did that.

He was able to log in into my account
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>>157298740
You're sure you haven't pissed off someone in game recently? Maybe it was a Comcast employee :^)

Sorry, I'm out of ideas, hope you'll get it sorted soon.
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Seems like this game suffers a lot in terms of balance from easy to play heroes with effective straight-forward abilities also doing the same amount of damage as the harder to play ones.

Such amateur balancing is surprising considering Blizzard has been around the block and back.
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>>157298000
>meet random girl play Overwatch
>can only play warm-up quickplay games with her since she's a silver surfer
>the guys she plays with are so shit that she might never get into the range that I can queue with her
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>Enemy Genji flanks, pops ult, wipes all but one of our team
>Spectate our Genji who is standing still firing shurikens across the map at a Symmetra and missing every single one
I fucking hate Genji.
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>>157298419
hardware ban

time to build a new PC
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>>157298879
Genji is one of the best heroes in the game and there's only like 4 people who've demonstrated his potential
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>>157298686
No one said that
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>>157298879
>surprising considering Blizzard has been around the block and back
Did you, by chance, play anything Blizzard made since WotLK?
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>>157298879
There's pretty much zero old talent at Blizzard anymore, though. Almost all of the ones that were left have left in the past couple years.
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>>157292337
>no genji
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>>157298908
>Spectate our Genji who is standing still firing shurikens across the map at a Symmetra and missing every single one
What did you expect him to do, go up to the enemy team and melee them all to death while you shitters were dead?
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>Meet girl in Quick Play
>She adds me after the game cause I'm good
>Wants my skype so we can talk
>She starts sending me nudes on Skype, she is a literal 10/10 hotties
>She wants to come here and fuck me

Feels good to be good at videos games.
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Why are they the cutest?
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>anna never sleeps the reaper
>soldier never tanks the monster
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>>157298596
Oh she'll get one for Christmas, don't worry. She can be one of the ghosts from a Christmas tale.
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>>157298982
No, I don't expect anything of Genji players.
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>>157298990
>things that never happened - the post
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>>157299038
>mad bad perma virgin - the post

git gud
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>>157299038
thats actually quite common anon!
the thing is that you have to pay for their ride and then you never hear about them
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>>157299074
git real :3

>>157299095
True. My mistake. kek
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>ywn snuggle with these two

Why should I even continue living in this wretched world?
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>>157298990
>meet a cute girl in diamond ranked
>carry her and she adds me
>she's actually a bombshell model with huge tits
>literally sucking my dick as I type this

the best thing is that this is like the eighth time it's happened
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>>157299095
>implying anon's Nigerian prince is a freeloader
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>Get orange
>its the dva skin I had bought just a week before the events started
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>>157298990
bet that was a nice dream you had last night anon
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>>157299160
What happened to her underoos?
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>>157298990
Look at this virgin loser making shit up on the spot

amazing
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>pick torbjorn
>2 people on my team immediately leave
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>>157299191
If she's giving you that look, that means the underwear isn't needed one bit.
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what would these heroes do if overwatch never existed?
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>the McCree uses his ult on waves of normal bots instead of one shotting Reaper/Mercy
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>>157295086
for some reason I think this a reference to something
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>>157294983
Inferior to Mercy and Reaper.
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>>157298595
in before direct to video
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>>157299250
Well, McCree would be a peacekeeper, Reaper a murderer, Soldier a soldier, Tracer a pilot, Junkrat a mercenary, Mei a scientist, Torbjorn an engineer, Widowmaker a sniper, D.Va a professional gamer, Roadhog a mercenary, Zarya a weightlifter, Lucio a DJ, Mercy a doctor and Symmetra an autist.
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>>157298990
>meet girl in quick play
>has a bf
>she starts complaining about his small dick and being unable to please her well
>I'm the world's #1 Soldier 76 and have a huge dick
>hear faint shlicking noises and heavy breathing over the microphone as I announce this
>her boyfriend suddenly whispers me if I want to come over and fuck his girlfriend

Why does this keep happening to me, I just want to play the game in peace.
>>
Lucked out and got a rando team that could beat hard mode, now I can finally enjoy this mode on medium for the rest of my life
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>>157296901
I seriously bet they do shit like look at your most played heroes and make it less likely to give out skins for those because they know you'll shell out mad dosh for it when it doesn't turn up.

I too had never played mercy, and my free box had witch mercy in it.
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>>157299250

Reaper would bring a gun to work one day
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>>157299363
Same thing happened to me.

Except I wasn't in quick play I was watching the tv.
I'm also not the #1 soldier.
My dick is tiny.
I hear nothing.
I wank and cry.

It's pretty hard being alpha.
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>>157298990
>quickplay
Probably has HIV senpai
>>
anyone up to playing brawl in PS4 (Europe Region). I'm tired of playing with random people that doesn't care the team.

add me: exitpink
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>>157299405
He already has
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>>157294995
>Tracing shit
>Saying it's yours

WEAK, "Gray Skull", WEAK

Anything for those patreon bucks, huh?
>>
>>157299363

wait, cucks arent just memes?
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>>157299308
>McCree would be a peacekeeper
>would never have left Deadlock gang
>Reaper a murderer
>Would have remained in the army and likely been highly decorated
>Widowmaker a sniper
>Would have never caught Talon's attention

Of course, the real answer is that they would have all died in the Omnic Crisis.
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>>157294995
Solider is NOT for Pharah.

Pharah is his daughteru.

Mercy is his waifu.

Delet.
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>>157299449
They are memes
But the memes had to have started from something
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>>157299308
>Symmetra an Autist
Fuck you, this got me unexpected. Mede me kek
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>me: "the enemy team has a good mccree, you should pick rein"
>no one picks rein
>me: "well we didnt pick rein so we deserve to lose desu"
>"lol why didnt you pick him then"
>"because then we wouldve had 3 tanks and 1 dps"
>"lol you didnt contest mccree on genji haha so bad xd"

i don't even feel bad about losing due to retards anymore. the schadenfreude from watching them lose is stronger than the feeling of disappointment i get when i lose
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>>157299498
>pharah
You don't even know
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do you get less LP for losing the brawl

i want to get XP for FREE* lootboxes but I don't really want to play medium
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>>157299513
das cute
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>>157299498
>Mercy is his waifu.

Literally "tumblr headcanon for people who don't play the game 101"

Soldier being in a relationship with Pharah makes exactly as much sense if not more than with Mercy
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>>157299498
It looks like the artist was drawing young Jack and Ana.

DESU I like the idea of Pharah being his kid, even if Ana and he moved on a long while ago. Mercy and he fit so well.
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Boy I sure am glad that swiss cunt has a rev up every 5 seconds
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>Want to get junkensteins monster
>Buy 50 crates on launch day
>Oy, got one!
>Whoah, another one!
>Wait, wtf, third.
>Fourth.
>Play today, get crate.
>OH BOY LEGENDARY
>Fifth Monster skin.
>>
>reinstall overwatch
>open free box
>LEGENDARY
>it's fucking money
>play pve
>it's shit
>uninstall

thanks for subscribing to my blog
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>>157299308
Why would Widowmaker be a sniper if she'd have no reason to be brainwashed since Overwatch didn't exist?
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>>157299553
>"because then we wouldve had 3 tanks and 1 dps"

>pro teams regularly play 3 tanks 1 dps

???
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>>157299582
He actually served with Mercy...so no.
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>>157298596
They've realized that shilling tracer as the mascot has failed, so they've moved on to different characters
>>
Best skin? Best skin.
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>>157299667
>play pve
>it's shit
go and stay gone please
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>>157299704
If I wanted to sit around and shoot at training dummies I could have done that at launch
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>>157299650
I'm waiting till the very end to shell out on a million boxos if I don't get what I want.

I don't think I'll get them even after I buy boxes. I did so well on the summer event and my punishment is Blizzard making witch mercy's possibility of dropping 0
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mercy x roadhog is canon
>>
Why does Reaper use grenades in the cinematic but not in the game?
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>>157299694
who draws this shit it always looks hideous
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>>157293737
>maybe even THE worst
>What is Junkrat x Mei?
>>
>>157299763
You're a faggot.
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>>157299562
I got like 2200 for winning medium and 1700 for losing hard

Only thing that's really difficult is last fight, but you just need damage boosted mcree ult
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>>157299562
Yes
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>>157299692
He actually ignores mercy thoroughly in the game, whereas with pharah he at least has a couple of lines... so no :^)
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>Level 18 on my Junkenstein's Revenge hard mode team

They should lock this difficulty until you can prove you're not a shitter jesus christ.
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>>157299272
shit recharge fast
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>>157299405
>>157299434
some of you guys are alright, don’t go to Hanamura tomorrow
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>>157299272
Everyone has to have a first time
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>>157299795
A niche ship that literally two people give a shit about so it by definition can't be the worst. Try again
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>>157299592
from the different opinions that I see over different times of day, it seems like the chingchongs and early-morning Euros are the only ones who really hate Mercy76
>>
92%

RRREE ITS SO SLOW AAAA
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>>157299798
>>157299809
shit. thanks

I'm aware that hard mode is "easy" but I'm playing with randoms and I'm too shit to solo carry it
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>>157299861
>niche
I fucking wish.
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>>157299692
The only person in Overwatch who seems to have any affection towards Mercy is Genji
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>>157299861
>It's a healer doesn't heal you on purpose because "why aren't you carrying my ass" episode.
>It's a "you have fucking gold eliminations as Winston and nobody fucking does anything except bitch about you episode."
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>>157299694
>no beauty marks on her tits
It's fucking trash.
>>
I took a break from Overwatch for a while and came back for Halloween, what was the response here like when the Junkenstein comic came out?
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>>157299882
You don't need to touch hard mode unless it's for the cheevo, you get the same amount of XP regardless
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Am i the only one who actually enjoy playing Ana only on this brawl?
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>>157299871
But it's coziest ship and I love it.

Shit I don't even ship ever, but I love them.
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>>157299871
as the official speaker for the EU posters I'd like to tell you that we don't care in the slightest about your faggot shit.
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>>157299592
Nobody in Overwatch knew Ana before she joined Overwatch and by then Fareeha was already born
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>>157299919
"WITCH MERCY CONFIRMED" and "I hope Van Helsing McCree's ult is 'It's full moon' "

Why no van helsing mccree
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>>157299954
official fun /owg/ ranking

mcree > ana > soldier > hanzo
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>>157298879
Balancing around hard to play characters giving everyone much better reward just means that whoever isn't hard to play doesn't exist at a higher-level.

Hell, we're already experiencing that with easy-to-play heroes (most of the Defense cast except for snipers) have no real purpose at higher levels.
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>>157299907
I think you replied to the wrong post buckaroo
>>157299871
Well, I'm not surprised that ameritards have the worst taste
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>>157299915
>those should be qt freckles
>could get autistic about particular European phenotypes and about how this is perfect for her since I spend all day studying models because reasons, but I won't
>low resolution makes it look like it's skin cancer
Blizzard, why.
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>>157299986
To be more specific, what was the reaction to Reyes?
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>>157299976
That's how the rest of the world feels about yurop

>>157299998
Autism
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>>157299954
It's too stressful, I play Hanzo to practice my aim
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does brawl give significantly more exp/hour than competitive play with ~50%winrate?
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>>157300047
>I play Hanzo to practice my aim
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>>157300000
>mei has no purpose at higher levels
>snipers plural
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>>157298879
Blizzards never been known for their balancing
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>>157299981
That doesn't seem right.

She was a founding member and there's a group photo of the founders years later near the disbanding of Overwatch
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>>157299954
It's how I got hard mode done. Landing sleep darts and keeping the 3 other shitters alive despite all odds seems to be the only way to carry solo.

I play with a friend though and he usually plays McCree, when I Ana we can win easily.
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Why does XP have to be this fucking slow fuck sake, i get it, you fags want my money for those goddamn crates, but at least keep in mind i already paid 40 full fucking bucks to even get the game, cant they just boost XP already? OR YOU KNOW AT LEAST DURING AN EVENT OR SOMETHING.
>>
>>157300112
Mei is a situational pick at best.

And Hanzo never existed in the first place but Quick-Play keeps reminding me that he does.
>>
>manage to kill an ulting reaper and genji
>as mercy

Vengeance at last.
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>>157300139
If you want to go by the photos supposedly the ones with loli pharah in them she'd need to be like 16 despite looking prepubescent.

>>157300192
You couldn't possibly be more wrong unless you said Zarya is balanced and Mercy is a better Ana.
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>>157299981
>Nobody in Overwatch knew Ana before she joined Overwatch
That's a nice headcanon, but there's is literally no information on her life and relationships before overwatch, so maybe they did, maybe they didn't. The only thing we know for certain is that Reyes and Morrison knew each other
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>>157300275
Man I love the Overwatch lore but Blizzard needs to lock down the timescale better.

I guess we're stuck going by mostly guesswork for a whole lot still.
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>>157300275
Zarya is balanced in Blizzard's eyes.
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>>157300331
They said a few weeks ago they were taking a look at her

I guess pointing out that tons of other developers keep shields like hers on several minute cooldowns repeatedly made them eventually realize they fucked up.
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>>157299954
>Play Ana
>Rarely need to heal because who the fuck takes damage from non specials.
>Except this one retarded Hanzo who always manages to

I know you've experienced this too.
>>
>>157300164
But somebody's gotta pay for all the work they did making this *FREE* dlc that consists of like 2 actual models, 5 recolors, and training dummy shooting practice
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>>157300329
It took them, what, 20 years to finally lock down warcraft's timeline? And it's still plagued with inconsistencies and retcons So don't expect them doing anything with overwatch any time soon. Especially since they fucked themselves over with all the art of people that shouldn't even be seen together and backstories that make no damn sense in conjunction with the overall lore
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>>157300331
that blue post (i forget if it was actually kaplan or not) confirmed they thought she was but didn't do anything because she had such a low pickrate until recently

>>157300329
I wish they just didn't post their supposed ages because it makes it way worse. There's no way Mercy and Pharah only have a 4-5 year age gap. Mercy is clearly using nanomachines or whatever so it's not like they couldn't just make her 45-50
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>>157300382
If her shield was on literally anything longer than 12 seconds and the ally shield anything longer than 10 seconds the character would be insanely crippled.
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>>157300424
>lock down warcraft's timeline

If by "lock down" you mean "turn into some real doctor who power of love ignore paradox pls" shit
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>>157300383
>Play 76 or Ana in Brawl
>Everyone is good at taking care of themselves
>Except one
>McCree constantly spamming "I NEED HEALING"
>This happens a dozen times throughout the day

Jesus
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>>157300481
What I mean is they are righting an encyclopedia that should supposedly establish the canon. Or have they written it already? I've only seen some art from it
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>>157300492
Did you play a game right now? Because the game i've made was with the same mccree.
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>>157300492
kys tripfag

another one to throw in the filter
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>>157300447
Honestly, I don't think the ages are the problem, it's just the art with people together. Like yeah I'll totally believe everyone being together, but HOLY SHIT Blizzard ya gotta decide who's going to look what age and when.

I do wish Mercy would be 4-5 years older though; it would make more sense chronologically and fit the timescale more solidly based upon her work and the Omnic Crisis.
>>
>Stream for 3 hours
>No one comes up
>Girlfriend asks if I'm getting discouraged
>Tell her "Yeah, but I'm not going to stop. I want it to much."
>Start thinking of ideas on how to get the stream "Out there."
>Kinda depressed at this point
>Just pop into a stream with 20 viewers
>Start talking to the guy
>He asks what I'm up to
>I explain the situation
>"Well, fuck man. I'll follow you."
>Ten other people from his stream do as well
>Realize the only thing I really need to do to get viewers is to make friends with other streamers.

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I DO THIS BEFORE!?

I have work in four fucking hours. I'm running on two cups of coffee and no sleep with this shit. Why the hell didn't I do this to begin with.

Goodnight, /owg/. I'm a god damned idiot.
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>>157297661
Well they could have gone for blackface but I doubt that would have gone over well for them...
>>
what happened to the owg discord
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This was kind of a strange glitch.
>>
>get 2 consecutive headshots on a flying genji
>genji reflect interrupted by flashbang
>turn around to headshot a genji that just slashed through
pure bliss
>>
>>157300587
mercy being older than stated and tracer being perpetually stuck at 26 y.o. Would fix most of the timeline problems really, but apparently tracer does age, so I don't think even blizzard knows what the fuck they are doing
>>
>>157300608
Oh god.

It would have been cool if they made him look possessed like Hanzo's skin, or made him look more akin to a zombie. I just think white face, black sockets, and red eyes doesn't blend too well.

Oh well, the demon face on the back of the jacket is cool.
>>
>>157300383
>>157300492
>Play Mcree
>Take left side
>Get targeted by most shooterzombies
>Ana refuses to heal
>She then ults 76 instead of me
>We all die to Reaper

Last time I don't 4man it
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>>157300625
dead by it's own hand like every other 4chan discord
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>>157300635
>two GIANT brooms for this
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>>157300674
Tracer does age but she can appear whenever the fuck they want her to in time so it's not an issue.
>>
>>157300635
>finally my HP/s will be compete with Ana's
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>>157297602
>summer skins are back

Are you series ?
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>>157300706
I don't think that's how it works. she can travel in time, but that has nothing to do with her age
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>>157300685
At least you're not the Hanzo who stands at the enemy spawning zone where Junkenstein spawns.

Ya know. The one who gets mobbed by Hog, Rat, and the shooters.

And. Keeps. Going. Back.
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>>157300563
nice, where do I subscribe to your blog? This updates seem interesting
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Will you fags stop telling me to 'kys' when you get trashed
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>>157300781
Considering that she looks exactly the same she hasn't aged.
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>>157297602
>the summer skins are back up right now
Anon, why would you go on the internet and lie? You cant even muster proof? Sad really
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>>157300838
I'm just quoting Blizzard here, mate
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>>157300864
How is she 26, how is Mercy 37 and Tracer is 26
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>seriously considering buying a blizzcon virtual ticket just to get the Bastion skin
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>>157300835
Zarya looks like Reinhardt
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>>157300864
A part of me wants to be super retarded and say Mercy ages, but her tech keeps her healthy and able like she's younger.

And Tracer ages only with the Chrono tech, but I imagine at a molecular level she could be aging very slowly or back and forth.
>>
NRG vs snake starting

Twitch bananaculture
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>>157300932

I thought it was reinhardt until you mentioned it
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>>157300864
Tracer could have joined Overwatch when she was 18/19, I don't know why people make a big deal about her messing up the timeline.
>>
>>157299650
Why must you people buy tons of boxes on the first day? Buy them on the last day if you didn't get the skin.
>>
>>157300980
Because before joining she was an ace fighter jet pilot. Which is ridiculous
>>
Why play anything other than Reaper?

>You see that roof over there? You can be on top of it. Same with that Ledge. Go anywhere you want.
>Can't Aim? It doesnt matter. Just hold down left click in the general direction of whoever you want to kill and straff/jump around like a retard while you shit damage all over anyone unlucky enough to be in your screen
>In a shitty position because youre a retard? No worries. Just press LShift and leave. No one can do anything about it.
>Dont feel like dodging anything? Not a problem. Increased retard friendly HP.
>Feel like getting a guaranteed triple kill? Press R while near people.

Reaper literally does everything any other champion can do but better and easier.
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>>157299650
Do you get a boosted amount of cash back for the duplicate?
It's usually 200 for a duplicate legendary, but is it the same for the 3k ones?
>>
>>157301036
m8, there are less realistic things to worry about on overwatch than a 16 year old becoming a test pilot.
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>>157301038
>Press R
>champion
Pleb
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>>157300953
>It's not Halloween Hollywood

Feelsbadman
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>>157300953
Hopefully NRG doesn't choke again
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>>157300935
>it's the mercy doesn't look 37 meme
Stop. She looks 37. Hell, I've seen women much older who look 37, no nanomagic required. And guess what, if you eat right, don't smoke, don't drink and don't do drugs you will also look good at that age. So just fucking stop
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>>157301038
>champion
Just outed yourself, shitter.
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>>157300383
I played Hanzo a few times in the Brawl and I swear the shooter bots prefers him as a target
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>>157301132
She looks EXACTLY the same as when she was 19

That's not aging well, that's magic
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>>157301125
Well that much is true of course
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>>157301015
Gonna buy another 50 later in.
>>157301084
No, 200 only.
>>
>>157301128
>Halloween skins allowed
>Map isn't
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>>157301038
I wish it was this simple.
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>>157296025
reaper, hanzo, mercy, lucio
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>>157301038
Wow, nifty observations there, pardner!
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>>157301181
No she doesn't. She looks like a teenager in the Ana photo, and like a grown woman in the winston graduation photo, and don't even et me started on her ingame model. If you think that's how 17 year olds look, then I suggest you leave whatever shithole you live in, because holy shit man there's something in the water that makes your teenagers look like pre-menopause women
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Post report cards
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>>157301132
Relax.

If you actually look at her, she barely looks a day over 25. My current GF Is 23 and literally shares 90% of the traits Mercy does.

Based upon stressful battlefield situations, a stressful job, and long hours, the human body ages at an accelerated rate. Please take that from someone with family and a multitude of friends who work in stressful hospital positions or are current combatants.

Angela literally has not changed in appearance by much at all compared to much of her artwork when she was younger. It's fair to say she would look the same at 37 and 45 because of her nano-tech she uses on a daily basis.

It's hinted at in the lore, some ingame dialogue, and plenty of observation from fans.

You're not wrong and neither am I.
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>>157301285
Post your evidence
>>
Why do they always give Widowmaker such a huge dick all the time, it's like they want me to feel inadequate or something.
>>
>>157300027
tell me, are Angela's skin tone and freckles representative of a swiss person? lend me your autism
>>
>>157301314
evidence of what?
>>
>>157301356
You're saying she looks totally different in the photos, so post them side by side
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>>157301126
>>157301139
>>157301219
>>157301256
You tell em bros. Reaper players unite!

That shitter just needs to git gud or go back to LoL.
>>
>>157301308
Like I said, there are plenty of women who don't look their age. It has nothing to do with nanotech, but with healthy liefstyle and maybe good genes

>>157301389
Are you retarded? The pictures are freely available online, i'm sure you have seen them yourself
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>>157301389
She does look a little younger in the founding members photo, but in the graduation one she looks nearly identical to ingame model.
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Is it quick play or easy mode brawl that gets you the most xp in the shortest amount of time?
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>>157294021
they're design is to be that they all look alike. Check out the Fate series.
>>
Why is this allowed?
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>>157301447
I don't know.
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>>157301427
She looks thinner but everyone's proportions are off, could just chalk it up to a different artist. Ana looks even more different from her Captain Amari outfit
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>>157301301
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>>157301436

/owg/, would you fuck chubby widow?
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>>157301543
No it looks like a dude
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>>157301506
Can we talk about how much of a fucking giant McCree is.
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>>157301447
Because we're worth it!
>>
Why is it taking me 3 minutes to find a game
>>
>>157301543
No, because the last person she fucked ended up dead
>>
Need some help with playing mccree in this brawl.

Because I've messed it up and see other people mess it up all the time: When do you activate your ult against reaper? Immediately after the teleport? Or do you wait until after he used wraith form?
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>Quick Play is full of braindeads that don't know how to kill a Genjo or Mei
>Competitive Play is full entitled faggots that will throw a hissy fit then throw a match when they don't get to play Hanzo or Widowmaker

Should I just save myself the misery and [spoiler[just buy the crates?[/spoiler]
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>>157301601
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>>157301654
Always wait for post wraith unless you see him phase down and already have the ult activated.
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>>157301707
I suppose his cd is long enough for me to fully charge the shot?
>>
>>157301654
If your Ana is good, she'll sleep dart him and keep him down so you can one shot him.

Otherwise, activate it during the latter half of his wraith form and make sure he's out of it when you one shot him.
>>
>>157301654
huh, i thought deadeye still charges during wraithform
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how does roadhog's ult work

is it just his regular M+1 plus knockback
>>
>>157301665
>/owg/ is full of braindead entitled faggots that don't know how to spoiler
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>no Edward Scissorhand skin for Genji
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Is 76 good now?
Might play a bit for the Halloween update.
>>
>>157301301
>>157301524
>>157301580
How do you not have the brawl sprays yet
>>
>>157301707
>>157301757
>>157301820
Thanks guys, I guess I'll try hitting q right as he enters wraith form.
>>
So I noticed a weird thing about D.Va

Anyone who's played her for a reasonable amount of time knows she can be killed during calldown and the meka can get destroyed before you have full control over it. However there's a very brief timing after you climb into the meka where your character changes and makes you immune to deadeye.
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>>157299969
this is the most disgusting thing i've seen in my life. somehow it's even worse than dva76
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>>157301949
Stuck on Hard one
Haven't touch Door one
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>>157302050
Why do you hate love?
>>
What game mode gives the most XP
>>
>play Mercy
>whole team is grouped up in one area near the point defending it
>I'm standing around there with them keeping them healed
>a lone Roadhog is near the enemy spawn point spamming I need healing in chat
>calls me useless piece of shit at the end of the game
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>>157302068
Just pick the one you're best at and hope everyone knows their role.

Soldier should always focus on clearing trash, McCree and Hanzo for elites/bosses

If you're playing Ana you shouldn't be going for outright kills but hitting each enemy once with your hitscan shot so the other 3 can kill them faster.
>>
Think the countdown will be on pace to be completed by next week?
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>>157301929
No
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>>157302028
Yeah, she gets a few brief moments of iframes or something. I know that McCree can flashbang her out of the meka entering animation.

Have you ever had the big where meka is destroyed and you get the black meka warning screen when you're in Zero suit? Like a blackout with the meka warning.
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>>157302126
this is not love, this is delusion
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>>157302128
Time is the biggest factor.

I think the way to maximize gains is to win a match with a gold medal with Backfill while in a group.
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>>157300660
>play Pathboar
>land the hook on a slashing Genji fleeing around the corner
>chain him through the fucking building
>get dragged all the way back along the wall
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>>157302203
It's a fucking videogame.

Have fun.
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>>157302168
Yeah that one is annoying. They really should make it so either the Meka can't take damage until you control it or you can't be killed during calldown.

Both might be a bit much

>>157302148
http://pixelondemand.com/amic/
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>>157301949
because they are shit
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>>157302135
>assblasted flanker whines about me not healing them
>politely and in detail explain the concept of line of sight to them
>explain it as though they are simple
>they get even more angry and troll as mei next round
>win because the wall she put in front of me accidentally protected me from high noon, get a 4 man rez
>tell her in postgame i'm happy she picked up the concept so quickly
>>
>>157302245
You're the one who goes around bugging people who don't support your retarded ship
>>
>>157302296
lmao nice one
>>
>>157302145
Teammates that a problem
>>
>>157302337
Have you ever considered simply not responding or ignoring it versus letting it ruin your day?
>>
>>157295828
Don't tell me you also played only Lucio Ball to get the olympic skins..
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>play McCree
>see hanzo aim at me
>he fires and I combat roll towards him
>I die

Fuck you souls games for making me keep thinking that combat roll gives you iframes
>>
>>157295828
>mercy players
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someone tell me how to be a pro Mercy, I literally do better as any other character that can heal, even Ana

I don't know what I'm doing wrong, I'm a great medic in TF2
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>>157300139
Pharah was born about two years before the Omnic Crisis.

That's before the UN decided to form Overwatch.

That's before Ana ever met Jack to our knowledge.
>>
When are they fixing S76? They nerfed him so hard I rarely see people play him anymore.
>>
>>157302430
Have a sixth sense when it comes to shit like dropping reapers and incoming zarya ults
>>
>>157302430
Pro mercies play Ana, anon. So if you're good with Ana you play her and disregard all other healers (especially if there's a Lucio on your team)
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>>157289978
How does the Xbox One Google Doc work?

You submit then other ppl FR you? I cant add others?
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Actually had to check old screenshots to see what was different about the icons and why it was bugging me
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>>157302460
>pharahs never die
>gets sniped from across the map by half the heroes
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>>157302430
Maximize movement, always be just out of view or out of range of the enemy, always be buffing or healing, and don't be the guy that wants massive Rez for POTG.
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>>157302558
Do you have any more comparisons
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>>157302471
I think it's fairly easy to spot them though.

Like on Hollywood, when there's almost no one on the top area at the last push you know the longer someone doesn't go up the bigger the chance is that a Reaper will come and drop from above.
>>
>>157302249
>http://pixelondemand.com/amic/

Wow. Nice site. That should replace the regular amic site in the sticky.
>>
>>157302558
his new one looks like a fucking school photo
>>
>>157302568
pharahxmercy artists/posters don't actually play the game
>>
>>157302609
I'm still surprised at the number of Mercies that walk into hugely telegraphed Zarya ults because she just HAS to heal that 400hp Reinhardt
>>
>>157302558
All the new icons look like shit they're so pixelated

Should have kept the old ones
>>
>>157302558
The aliasing is way more obvious now, shit's annoying. And the rim extending over the portrait looks retarded.
>>
>>157302613
Good luck, homoposter keeps making threads super early and if you change anything he starts sperging out and making threads even earlier and putting furry porn in the OP
>>
>>157302558
Fuck that old one looks way better
>>
>>157302645
>see that shit
>immediately stop healing and hide
>fly in afterwards for potg flying mercy corpse
>>
>>157302715
General reminder to report rulebreakers.
>>
>>157302662
>>157302673
It's because all the new ones are just zoomed in more and have better lighting

It's a mixed bag but I'm already starting to not notice.
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Is there a server which exclusively uses english language?
I'm getting fed up of losing games because some fucking dog can't type in english and mains Ana like the Autist they are on the yurop server.
Why do these niggers think its acceptable when they have a sub-50%winrate on the hero?
I mean, I just straight up refuse to play and pick torbjorn or bastion whenever I get one because theres no exception to the rule that autistic ana mains do fuck all for your team at platinum rank.
>>
my dick cant take this main menu screen anymore
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>>157302747
Last time I told someone to report someone for making a new thread 150 posts early I got a warning for announcing reports

*note to staff* this post is a parody and in no way endorsing or condoning announcing reports nor is it "complaining about 4chan"
>>
>>157302715
>always some disgusting fetish waifu in the OP
>m-muh homoposters

Kill yourself
>>
>>157302558
Can you compare all of them? That looks really bad to the old one
>>
>>157302802
Anyone can play on whatever servers they want, so no
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>>157302897
>being this gay
>>
>>157302802
Ana is not for lewd
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>>157302967
If you think that plump female buts is disgusting then you're the gay one here, anon
>>
>>157302897
A girl in a bikini
>disgusting fetish waifu
faggots are that retarded
>>
>>157302967
>look mom im posting porn on blue boards again that'll show dad for calling me gay
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I never asked for this
>>
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>>157303050
Give me the T H I C C!
>>
>>157303089
>that
>porn
Back to Mormon school with you
>>
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>>157303017
Ana is for lewd but only for old friends

>>157303080
>he doesn't know that the disgusting fetish waifu threads were so bad that a fucking mod had to come in and delete all that shit
How does it feel to be this new?
>>
>>157303108
>Vapenation


KYS
>>
>>157303132
>bare asses in provocative poses are SFW

How about you go back to /v/
>>
>>157303181
Stop moving goalposts you retarded faggot.

You clearly said it was porn.
>>
>>157289664
No vampires have pale skin because they're supposed to be corpse-like. Get your lore straight.
>>
>>157303181
They show them on TV and it's fine though. If it's safe for TV it's safe for work.

Also
>browsing 4chan at work
Might as well just give up and go to Reddit
>>
>>157303228
>printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity, intended to stimulate erotic rather than aesthetic or emotional feelings.

You're right, a low angle imagine of tracer sticking her tongue out and slapping her bare ass is totally not porn right?
>>
>level 95
ALMOST THERE FOR MY FREE BOXES
>>
>>157289664
>>157303256
You're both right
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire
>They wore shrouds and were often described as bloated and of ruddy or dark countenance, markedly different from today's gaunt, pale vampire which dates from the early 19th century.
>>
>>157303279
That's not the point, the point is if it's difficult for you to follow simple global rules it shows that either you're very very new or have autism and think rules don't apply to you and you don't belong here.
>>
>>157303282
>sexual organs
Where
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>>157303108
>tfw at platinum rank, Zarya is OP and D.va is literally unkillable. And no-one EVER changes heroes to counter.

Please end my suffering.
>>
make new thread
750
>>
>>157303340
>or activity

>>157303370
>Zarya is OP and D.va is literally unkillable

The fact that you said these right after each other shows you belong in plat
>>
>>157303282
There's a difference between porn and erotica, mate. That tracer pic could be considered erotia, but porn? Nah
>>
>>157298954
>since WotLK
it's so funny you saying that considering people have been whining about Blizzard's balancing since warcraft3 (my first encounter with Blizz) always saying their previous game was the balanced one. Point being stop whining for god's fucking sake.
>>
>>157303401
>or activity of sexual organs
Read your own quote you raging retard.
>>
>>157303406
Fuck off white knight.
>>
>>157303370
>tfw playing mercy has made you understand why doctors are always pissed with their patients

It's the most accurate doctor simulator i've ever played Next to SS13.
>>
>>157303402
>porn and erotica are different things

Now who's moving goal posts.

>>157303427
It doesn't say that
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Waifufaggotry both keeps these threads alive but also kills it off
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Why cant we have some fun casters like the chinks.
>>
>>157303463
>Now who's moving goal posts.
But they are, one ends up on TV mid-day and on magazine shelves the other only late night on TV and the internet.
>>
>>157303463
>Now who's moving goal posts.
I'm not the anon you're arguing with, so there were no goalposts for me to move. Just pointing things out that those two are different
>>
>>157303108
your gravitons were pretty good, vape
>>
>>157303565
>>157303565
>>157303565

new
>>
>>157301301
do you have the unedited one?
>>
>>157293987
>they tease so much gay shit
it's all in your head, faggot
i swear to god i rarely say this unironically but you should legit kill yourself
>>
>>157303529
Were you actually in that game?

If you tell me what Hanzo said at the very end I'll believe you
>>
Got the pumpkin just now, it's no witch though :(
>>
>>157303605
>it's all in your head, faggot
Yeah, I'm getting that. I misread the situation, it's my mistake.
>>
>>157294302
>reinhardt in germany
>being accosted by white guys
>white guys harassing young girls

Nah this doesn't make any sense. It should be Muslims, in fact considering the time period most of Germany should be covered in Mosques.
>>
>>157295086
>ywn feel hana's soft little feet on your face
why even bother
>>
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>>157303401
Nah senpai, they arent OP. Thats the point I'm trying to make though. People dont pick heroes to counter D.va's defense matrix and my teammates always 100% guaranteed shoot the Zarya/bubbled targets, always giving her 100% charge. being a healer focussed hero in platinum is very hard because it feels like your teammates don't often understand map geography, which heroes play together well etc.
>>
>>157296497
feel you... Got a gold one in the bonus chest from the event, credits to buy skins...
>>
Why is every single person who plays a dps a fucking autist?
>>
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>>157299383
My free box had mercy and she's probably my 4-5th most played, and all of the my top 5-6 chars are fairly even in hours
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