/owg/ - Overwatch General

1nd for best spray

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I love Hana.

Any Bastion mains here?

>>157303585
>1nd
>Firstnd
Go back to school Timmy

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>>157303585
Too bad Mercy isn't viable

>>157303606
She stinks

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Whoa, check out this varied and rich hero cast.

>>157303639
Thank (You), I thought it was called onend.

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>>157303606
is an obnoxious brat that needs to be disciplined by the daddy

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>>157303606

>>157303627
I can't say, I was on the other team

>>157303641
your meme died when people realized tracer is the stinky hero

>>157303656
>16/50

If you look at page 1 it proves Roadhog is OP

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>>157303694
Yeah, i'm sure she would like that.

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>>157303656
>Soldier 76 is bottom tier

Name one thing good about overwatch that doesn't involve wanting to jack off to a character

>>157303565
>>157303585
Reminder that this is a child and not mercy

The sprays are children dressed as ow characters

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>try to play overwatch
>cant even see anything half the time
>everyone is fucking glowing
>"diamond"

fuck this dumb shit

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Man you guys are so much better than /csgog/

>>157303734
genji vag

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>>157303719
T-that's not what I meant!

>>157303737
You're right of course, but the Ana spray actually looks like her and Fareeha

>>157303704
I recognize that manga/h-manga that image is based on-

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>>157303706
>people

Stop pushing your shit meme

>>157303737
yeah that's why it's cute, if it was actually Mercy she'd be torturing pets so she can "heal" them after

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Post your Halloween favs

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>>157303834
Candlejack Ana is really good, I the sprays are all great

Reaper is probably the best, both the skin and hilight intro. The other legendaries are well done but I don't like them nearly as much

The recolors are all pretty good, Undead/Oni Hanzo and Thriller Soldier 76 are my favorites. The bastion one is the only one that's a bit disap

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>>157303834

>>157303929
Well that's spoopy

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>>157303834

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>tfw I got the BEST spooky skin

Fuck Witch Mercy, fuck the Junkrat skin, fuck Reaper tenderly, this shit is based

>earthshatter 4 people
>mei walls in front of me
Honestly i just want to him to die, not even in a meme way, just honestly get cancer and die after months of suffering
not even an apology, just throw the fucking game and go on like nothing happened, fucking thanks gold mei players

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Mad King Reaper commands you to: Jump!

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>>157303995
his stuff with the origins skin are canon

>>157303929
ana's candlejack skin as u said is by far one of the best epics in the game, i love her gun and her cloak, orange is neat with black. Though my favourite would be symmetras halloween skin, i like the idea of her sentry turrets being eyeba

I love being stuck in diamond.
If you don't have a genji main on your team, you lose. If the enemy team doesn't have a genji main and you do, then you win. If you both have one, then it's a tossup.
It's frustrating.

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>>157304005
>Activate S76 Ult
>My chance to completely btfo the entire team
>Mei walls the entrance at the first point of Hanamura
>70% of my Ult goes to looking at ice walls.

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Wish we could've had this

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I stopped playing for a month cause life
Has anyone found a way to reliably solo queue yet so I stop losing with garbage teams
Last 3 games have been them pushing mid and all dying when I almost solo capped last point just by taking a side door

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>>157303727
At least soldier seems to be tolerated around the bottom diamond i'm currently at.

>like to play D.Va, can do really well with her even against Zarya's, denying ulties and shit
>friends keep bugging me to go something else because meta, even in those rare games where there aren't any counters on enemy side

I'm starting to consider solo q at this point.

why did pharah get the worst skin by far... the skin just makes no sense, there is no idea behind it. its just glowing purple crap. looks horrible. every other skin at least has some thought put into it

>>157304093
I'm glad we didn't

Mercy makes me wanna clean myself up and stop being a shut in NEET. Get a job and start going to gym and become a real Man and the absolute best so she'd let me put my dick in her or at least acknowledge my existence.

But then I remember she isn't real. So I guess I'll keep being worthless.

No senpai can ignore me anymore

>>157304004
I can't decide which is better: Spoopy Ana with sssshhh highlight, or Pumpit Reaper with back from the dead highlight

>>157304104
comp matchmaking is pretty good 90% of the time, you'll get to your accurate SR by about game 100

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>>157304091
>Playing McCree
>Gotta defend this point
>My ult is up and I'm ready to go
>Get a clean angle on the entire enemy team
>IT'S HIIIGH NOOON
>Genji deflects
>Reaper pops invincibility
>Tracer recalls
>Mei puts up a wall
>Dva activates her matrix
>Reinhardt puts up his shield
>Winston drops a dome
>Lucio shields everyone
>Zenyatta pops invincibility
>Zarya bubbles herself and Ana
>Ana just sleep darts me because I can't fucking move

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>Travelling to Eichenwalde
>Prepare to attack

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>>157304229
Well that's at least something, you made everyone collectively shit their pants and pop their ults and cooldowns.

>>157304229
You're supposed to high noon after earth shatter or just use it to pick off a support

>>157304253
Sounds like QP, just leave during assembly

>>157304253
Just go Tracer and blink pass the other team if they're at the underpass

>>157304081
>Genji
>deciding factor in comp

Anon, S1 was like two months ago.

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>Check Genji picker's profile
>Literally only plays Genji
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

>>157304340
go watch haksal

Genji is crazy good in the current meta

>>157304093
VOMITGIRL.PNG

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>>157303834
the bird is just the touché

>>157304367
>Widowmaker does well and actually helps the team
>Their profile typically shows Widowmaker as their 3rd or 4th most played hero

>Widowmaker doesn't do jack fucking shit and is complete dead weight at best, and free ult charge for the enemy at worst
>They've never played anyone other than Widowmaker and MAYBE, MAYBE a little hanzo

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Ever notice B.Va has a stinger?

>Be shit at the game
>Leveling is slow because I never get any medals
>All I do is die because I have shit aim and positioning
>Decide to play Reaper
>Suddenly Gold Medals and potg everywhere
>On Fire every game

K

>>157304482
I'd slap my dick in between that wedgie in her jumpsuit and I'm not even a pedo

by the way, I don't know if any of you guys noticed it yet but the newspaper changed
the headline is now: Global hacking Spree
I'd guess, Sombra is right around the corner

>>157304482
i want to see hana's stinger

>>157304525
i hate black people

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>>157304518
She's legal and has wide hips, her pelvis is baby ready.

okay so how do I deal with genji, guise?
>git gud
>scream at team that genji is raping us
>pick a tank, any tank
>pick mccree (cue deflect/flashbang staredown)
>pick ana and sleep him
did I miss anything?

>>157304113
>ulties
fucking auties

>>157304281
>Do this
>Wait a minute before queueing up so it doesn't throw me back in the same match
>Travelling to Eichenwalde
>Prepare to attack
>Travelling to Eichenwalde
>Prepare to attack
>Travelling to Numbani
>NOT ENOUGH PLAYERS
>Travelling to Eichenwalde
>Prepare to attack
>Travelling to Eichenwalde
>Prepare to attack

>>157304574
wait, I know, I'll pick symmetra!!

>>157304574
Zenyatta

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>tfw no mccree hanzo ship
>going to get boring het ship like mercy genji

>>157304574
reaper is pretty good against him for some reason

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>>157304559

>>157304574
McCree isn't a reliable Genji counter because of moving stun and his small hitbox while jumping.

Winston is the only hero who can reliably damage Genji.

Ana actually does surprisingly well against him, not a counter but the grenade damage/heal and possibility of the sleep dart make her difficult to dive on.

>>157304643
Lucio is cool but I can't imagine him as anything but asexual or gay

>>157304648
Good mccree are a pain with his peacekeeper. Many of them can reliabily headshot a genji. The problem is the deflect which is why it is more of a 50/50 match up than Tracer mccree

>>157304712
him and d.va are canon afaik

>stuck at 1999-2001 forever
>fug dis :DDD
>main torb, never played him exept testing weapons and turrets etc
>torb on defense, torb on attack
>people rage a whole bunch, calling me names and blaming me for virtually everything
>like absolutely everything, no exeptions whatsoever
>descide to be serious
>23k damage, 52 elims, potg
>the faggots with mics on my team that tried to troll me go "fuck thins im not watching a torb potg"
>MFW
>i have no face

>>157304712
I also always got the impression he was gay.

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>get 4 gold and silver heals as zenyatta, on fire pretty much the whole match
>offensive assists card

>>157304759
No, they're a fan of each other's work which means they're as canon as ReinhardtxD.Va

>>157304735
If you're getting shot out of the air repeatedly by McCree you're not a good Genji

>>157304810
I don't mind Lucio being gay.
>>157304759
No they are not. Lucio is more likely her gay best friend.

>>157304786
>reached 2300 maining torb
>gonna drop to 2000 on purpose and become elo hell king
> :::::DDDD

>>157304861
2900-3200 is ELO hell, 2300 is like where russians live

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>>157304759
She just likes to listen to his music while her papa fucks her.

>>157304759
There is no canon other than Widow/Gerard, Ana/Literallywho and Genji/shittone of bitches

>>157304824
Then you are either in console or in low level of play. In diamond I go up against some master McCree's and their aim is ridiculous. Remember McCree's gun is instant hitscan with full accuracy. Like I said though if Genji baits you then he gets upper hand because of deflect but it is a 50\50 matchup

>>157304909
always taught it was 2000-2500 since its in the middle
ill climb there then, thanks

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>>157304227
not when no one wants to heal and a third of your hours are being stuck heals.
43% win rate with the 2 healers I use and 51% or higher with the DPS I like

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Edgy dads

>>157304921
Someone post that smut from before

>>157304949
>bitches
>for a dickless robot boy ninjaman
kek

>>157304956
God help you if you find a master Genji then

Who else here /hardasfuck/ over witch Mercy?

Shes my fav char anyway

Why does every loss get blamed on DPS while tanks and supports can be blatantly bad (like being dead half the match and wasting their ults every time) and not get flak for it?

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>>157304986
bitch needs to be taught a lesson

>>157305016
Are you retarded?

>>157305082
autism. this game has a shit fucking ton of it.

>>157305068
She has no ass

>>157305053
Like I said it's a 50/50 match up here with mccree and genji. Assuming both players know how to play. You are seriously underestimating the aim some people have.

>>157305016
He fucked bitches when he was still human

Now he's too into Zen's new age religion bullshit for that

>>157304005
Graviton surged 5 of the enemy team our reinhardt with full health literally just stands there for the entire duration with his almost broken shield up

>>157305103
genji is confirmed for not having ANY genitals, fuccboi

>>157305130
No I'm not

>>157305159
That's not confirmed anywhere and even if it was true your argument is still not valid since we are talking about Genji before becoming a cyborg.

how does zenyatta's heal work

does it not have cooldown? I always spam shift it when I see my teammate needing heal but I can't even tell if I actually healed him or not

>>157305130
genjis gonna deflect, mcree will wait it out
genjis gonna dash, will probably hit
genjis gonna die, ggez

>>157305219
No cooldown but you have to maintain line of sight
When line of sight is broken the orb will return to you after three seconds

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If you're reading this, I love you.

>>157305219
You slap the orb on guy and it heals him over time as long as he's in your LOS.

>>157305197
no we are not and go fuck yourself genji main
>>157305219
its a heal overtime you cant spam it

>>157304857
>I don't mind Lucio being gay
To be honest, he seems most likely to be the gay character out of the ones we have just because of how inoffensive and easily liked he is. I really can't see him with any significant other since he seems to be working a lot, though, but maybe that's just me.

>>157305309
>liking lucio
faggit

>>157304712
I can see him with a dominant woman who's taller than him

>>157305290
Read his lore, moron.

>>157305349
He's nice, anon. Nothing wrong with that.

>>157305290
>no we are not
Well, maybe you aren't, but intelligent people are.

>>157305361
>implying an autistic monk-robot has a dick
lore is for faggot fanboys like you

>>157305243
that works great against bad genjis

flashbang is a projectile and unlike hook actually reactable, if his deflect is down he'll just run away

Even if you want to be generous and say McCree vs Genji is 50/50 that is not a reliable counter.

>>157305425
If omnics don't have dicks how are they stealing our whitegirls?

>>157305425
He is not autistic. He is chill. Autistic people have anxiety issues like you.

>>157305401
thats something a gay person will say

>>157305421
t

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>>157305309
>Star DJ
>too busy to fuck groupies

Come on now. Overwatch is unrealistic, but not THAT unrealistic

>>157305494
Did someone shit in your cereal or something

When are they bringing back the avoid player feature? I keep getting matched with trolls throwing games now. This is in competitive too

>>157303565
how does the xbox group google doc work?

You submit then I cant do anything but wait to receive FR?

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Easy brawl in a group is the most effective way to farm exp for lootboxes right?

>>157305516
He is uber manlet. Everyone wants to fuck him, not other way around.

>>157305483
There are a lot of breeds of spergs. Some are so oblivious to their life issues and others' perception of them that they end up being pretty confident and shameless. Look at Chris-Chan.

>>157305549
It doesn't, if you're on console just ask for people to add you here and hope the 1 other person is on

>>157305563
What does being a manlet have to do with this? I'm sorry i'm not up to date with /fit/ memes

>>157305570
Genji is not oblivious. He is very reflective actually. And being confident means you are autistic? Spotted the neet

>>157305627
Stop replying to obvious troll, anon

>>157305494
I'm not gay, though. Why are you being so confrontational anyway, anon? Is everything all right?

>>157305516
Groupies are fair game, sure. I just can't see him as the kind of guy who'd be in a committed relationship if he had to constantly be away from the other person.

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>>157305627
>genji is reflective

>>157305597
Lucio is not an alpha In personality or looks. You get some alpha manlets but Lucio is not that. His interaction with d. Va is very platonic. He is more likely gay.

>>157305563
This makes me think he has exo-armor on his legs rather than cybernetics. Nobody who's 5'4 would choose to have short legs

anyone else got bored of the game? i havent played it months honestly

>>157305698
But I'm not talking about D.va, i'm talking about groupies. Even a complete omega can get an occasional lay with orbiting grills or dudes if he's a star dj

>>157305698
>Lucio is not an alpha In personality

He's a great team leader, his entire thing is getting his team to "move as one". His personality is probably a lot like what Morrison was pre-Soldier 76

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>>157303743

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last thread someone asked for it, plus I was curious so I made this chart comparing all the old and new hero portraits. Thoughts?
for me, D.Va's old one looks a lot better than the current

>>157305794
He is a cheerleader. Big difference. Soldier is commanding Lucio is not.

>>157305848
looks better i dont see the problem here

>>157305848
Good job anon, I was way too lazy to do more than one.

Looking at all of them the change is nice, it focuses on their heads rather than being a weird bust.

It was just offputting at first because the changes weren't obvious enough to tell exactly what changed without a side-by-side

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>be shitter in gold
>entire matches of plat + me
>occasional diamond cause fuck you
>reamin shitty rank despite these people being better
>"they have the same mmr tho"
DOES NOT MATTER the game at some point said they were a noticeable amount better than me, why am I not their rank if I'm forced to play them all day

>>157303929
POTG with nano boosts should go to Ana, sucks that all 3 of her highlights are GOAT and its so rare to get a play.

>>157305848
Pharah is more white. Can Arabs even be white like that?

>>157305848
I never did get why mei torb and junk were so yellow

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>be me
>Tired of losing while trying to play heroes that synergize with the team
>Mate and I instalock zarya and dva
>Win 3 games in a row him all gold me all silvers
>mfw

>>157305987
Yes, dunno about Egyptians but there are 'white'ish Arabs in general.

>>157306020
Torb still looks pretty yellow

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>>157305965
they seem to change the potg system every couple patches

>>157305965
A lot of egyptians and persians are light skinned, syrians are almost all light skinned

McCree: All this alchemy and magic seems like house pocus to me.

Ana: Why don't I leave you to die then?

Sassy Ana is sassy

>there's always that faggot that picks soldier and lets one bot pass at the end of medium because he get tunnel vision on roadhog

>>157305848
all the old ones look better

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>>157306141
Ana is better Mercy even in personality

>Reaper: Just like old times.
>Ana: You're right. Except for the part where you became a homicidal murderer.

>>157306204
If you go Soldier it's better to post up on one of the sides and fire in from a high ground angle.

what should I be doing with Ana on brawl besides the obvious (shoot allies for health, bio-nade the hog)? What should I prioritize for sleep darts, and who's the best recipient for my nan- I mean, alchemical boost?

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>>157306323
It's easy to be better than mercy in personality because she has none

But I agree Ana is top tier
>tfw 'Who taught you to shoot like that?"

>>157306323
What even is Mercy's personality? For the most part she seems like a generically nice doctor who hates violence, but some of her voice lines and emotes imply that she's a sadist.

>>157306401
getting gud

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>>157306323
>Mercy
>personality

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>>157306416
>playing as Pharah
>kill the enemy's Pharah
>"Your mother would be proud."
Huh.

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>>157306401
nanoboost mccree when the bosses spawn

>>157306434
She's pretty hypocritical about the violence

Also her nanomachines suck, she can only use them to keep herself youthful and make monsters while Ana uses them to turn people into unstoppable death machines with no negative side effects

So wait... you get an XP boost just for playing with friends? Is there any multiplayer game in this fucking world where I dont get shafted for being a loner? As if the matchmaking favoring stacks isn't bad enough.. I also level slower.

>>157304812
>4 gold as Zen
>Card is 4 gold
>POTG is me distributing balls like it's christmas and clearing the point
>Not a single vote

I don't give a shit about commendation but fuck.

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>down 0 to 2
>pick temple of anubis

Oh china, you so crazy

How many times do you have to leave for being penalized for it?

And how long it the duration of games where it's on cooldown

>>157305671
IM FINE FUCK OFF

>>157305794
hes the gay brown team cheerleader queer faggot

>>157306742
They changed it so if you do it enough you get banned and everyone has a random percentage allowed

>>157306787
Even quick play?

Am I a shitter for liking Mercy and playing her as often as I can?

>>157306826
you get a 75% exp penalty for qp

>>157306826
Why do you leave so many games

>>157306379

I finally got soldier and the last achievement.

I don't wanna see this brawl ever again

>>157306879
not him but ive rage quitted from both qp and comp, sometimes when your whole team goes into the meat grinder one by one and its completely one sided i cant go on

>>157306857
Yeah pretty much, you'd be doing your team a favor by playing literally any other healer. Playing 3 tank or an extra flanker and 1 healer is probably better

The only use Mercy has is pocketing Ana while she does Mercy's job better.

>>157306948
sub 3500 shitter detected

wow VG actually did it

>>157304398
I just wish it was a crow and not a black woodpecker that we need to pretend is a crow.

>>157307121
How did they find a doctor to do that?

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Matchmaking nice and hot.

>>157307049
are you that 3560 mercy main who got carried

>>157307190
Nah, also what do you mean by mercy getting carried? You expect her to be gold elims/damage?

>>157306506
>nano-boost mccretard when bosses spawn
>eliminted zomnic x6

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Got this in my second box, jesus christ I'm lucky

the stupid brawl would be more fun with an actual decent support and not the meme garbage that Ana is

>>157307325
As a mcree i cant aim for shit when nano boosted, the increased speed completely fucks me up and i feel guilty for wasting the nanoboost

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Why does killing torbjorn end the molten core for the turret?
It makes no sense, killing ana doesnt end the nano boost, killing hanzo doesnt end his dragonstrike, lucio his soundboost, or symetra her teleporter.

It feels horribly inconsistant and ruins the point of ult which is when torbjorn should go full agressive

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>>157307325
git gud

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Premades of 4+ should be fucking banned

>>157307395
I like Girlbjorn

>>157307441
>premades
wow scrub detected

Mercy tips?
Should I ignore team mates who stray too far and let them die?
What team mates should I keep up? I know enough to avoid widow and focus on better characters like soldier or reaper.
Do I play like a big pussy?
How do I avoid mercy killers like tracer and genji?
What makes a good mercy?

>>157307392
Why are you a aiming? You should be ulting

>>157307441
In comp at least they shouldn't allow anything more than a 2 stack

and then have a separate ladder for teams

If people want to play together in larger stacks they should have to either play QP, custom games or have a separate comp ladder.

Do people not fucking realize the only thing that matters is killing the zombardiers

>>157307478
>Mercy tips?

Pick Ana or Lucio instead

>>157307530
This

Not all of us bought the game with a gorillion of friends to play with

Fuck blizzard

>>157307478
Switch to Ana
No, follow them into the fray, get killed and switch to Ana
Doesn't matter because you're switching to Ana
No, because Ana doesn't need a babysitter to not die
You switch to Ana and sleepdart them
Knowing when to switch to Ana

>>157307382
Soldier is dogshit. Ana is good. How is a projectile dependent hero like Hanzo getting used much more than soldier in pro play?

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>>157307449
Girlbjorn is perfect

>>157307378
Everyone has the witch skin, it feels like it has a much higher drop rate than the other halloween skins.

>>157306269
this

>>157307652
I won't complain, it's the only one i wanted

>>157307642
>sleep dart one of them
>5 remain
WAT DO, FAGGOT

>>157307764
I don't know anon, I don't play qp

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How do I find people to play with and make new friends?

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so whats the stat for Hard brawl?
i know its to do with mcree one shotting reaper with empower but hows that work exactly?

>>157307651
The hero after sombra will probably be a guy (maybe doomfist) but I hope after that we get a cute young girl who's like a female junkrat or torbjorn in personality

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Can anyone survive being in Hanzo's general emotional proximity?

>>157305848
What were they thinking?

>>157307823
Okay, same thing happens in comp, watchu gon do, fukboi

>>157307478
Mercy w/ randoms is a pain

Spam group up and don't follow the teammates that stray. Teammates all scattered and dead, let them respawn and you hide they all hit point w you near for a full rez.

>>157307884
Try out PTR next time it's online. It's easy to be friendly there since nobody gives a fuck.

>dont have a lot of time to play yesterday
>ehhh fuck it
>buy two loot boxes
>get fuck all
>feel dirty about it all day

Never again. You bamboozled me this time Blizzard, with your neat ass event.

>>157307912
A male tank. Wow how original. We need another female tank to make it 3/3

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>>157307884
Talk on mic

>>157307924
I could but I have terrible taste as far as personalities go

>>157307884
you cant faggot you'll always be alone fucking kill yourself

>>157307932
6 players never go after Ana all at once. Literally never. And in case you didn't know you don't actually play 1 vs 6

Also that was not the question that was asked - what was asked is 'what do if tracer or genji comes after me'.

>>157307891
Strat involves ana boosting McCree who ults and OHK's bosses. Reaper shows at 4:45 solo, Roadhog shows at 2:45 and another reaper arrives shortly after I think.

Keep in mind high noon is only 5 seconds in this brawl so don't waste it.

Ana keeps the other three alive during boss fights and sleep darts bosses while mccree ults them.

>>157308014
But Sombra's a tank.

>can play comfly Overwatch
>Overwatch is starting to slutter around 11-12 games
>This may be a 100% CPU problem
R I P
I
P

>>157307953
Thanks for the serious response brotha.

Is mercy really that bad? I played her almost exclusive on launch, took a break now im back

>>157308014
>we
reddit/tumblr kys

>>157307891
>Boss appears
>Ana nano boosts McCree
>McCree instakills the boss and everything on the screen
>Soldier takes out tires
ignore hanzo

>>157307441
There should be a solo queue ladder and a dynamic one

Getting matches against premades as full random is retarded as shit

No more boosting either so there's no elo hell, well much better than now at least

Why is everyone in QP a fucking shitter?

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>>157308047
is the sleep dart the thing that decreases reticul?
and who exactly is priority in the last stage, i can get to 0:00 but the 4 of them together makes me sweat

>>157308101
Yes, she is that bad. She was only good on launch because there was no ana, because zenyatta was bad and because she had rez every two second.

>>157307478
No. If someone leaves the frontline to get greedy, let them die unless they return. They die, you lose 1 person. You die chasing them, you lose 2, one of them a support. There are exceptions like Pharah.

All of them. Learn to triage, e.g. if multiple people are hurt and they need hp fast, alternate between. Don't get stuck healing a Rein while a McCree near you is low. Learn little checkpoints like healing Zarya to 200 - if you are needed elsewhere, she can regen the remaining 200. If there is another healer you can pocket more.

Yes, you can play like a pussy for a start, but don't play a fish. Tracer or Genji harassing you? Shoot them. You can't "avoid" them, but you can dash out of an ulting Genji's range.

>>157307823
exept you fucking do to unlock comp, you autistic fuck

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>>157307912

I feel like we need a builder woman that's as jaded as roadhog or as hardened as torbjorn. Have her buildings be boosters or launchpads.
Make her a tank builder that must rely on them for decent mobility

>>157305848

Tracer still looks like an ape, but that's just Tracer I guess.

>>157304371
It's actually
>who can keep the enemy ana is the respawn room the longest
And genji excels at that.

>>157307478
Yes ignore people who stray too far, trying to heal them will just get you killed. Your main focus should be healing tanks cause that will charge your ult the fastest but don't sit there healing a full health Reinhardt with his shield up when somebody else needs healing.

As for Genji/Tracer best you can do is fly to your teammates and hide in them, hope they turn around and help kill. Try to fly to their counter if you can. For example if it's Tracer fly to McCree or Winston and damage boost them.

>>157308132
Last stage works like this

Hanzo ults Junkrat
Nano boosted McCree ult instakills Reaper, Mercy and finishes off Junkrat
Soldier 76 helps the DPS on Roadhog and takes out tires.
Ana stops Roadhog's self heal with her grenade and sleep darts him when he activates ult

>>157308160
I did it in may, mate, so I don't really give a shit about it now

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What other things can Reyes do?
What other talents does he have?

What other costumes has he made?

>>157308118
Hanzo is for killing elites. He can do good damage to the tires if he's not terrible.

>>157308047
>Ana keeps the other three alive during boss fights and sleep darts bosses while mccree ults them
I'm saying this again because people decide they want to do damage to bosses during these battles. Keep the other fuckers alive and they will handle it.

>>157308132
Sleep dart is Ana's shift, it puts them to sleep for like 5 seconds. If they take damage though they'll wake up immediately.

McCree's ult should kill the witch and everything on screen other than maybe roadhog. Ana is important for KEEPING PEOPLE ALIVE, notable McCree during his ult at the end because of all the fucking spam that will be thrown at him.

>>157308131
Because this is the only place where sniper faggots can play their two beloved characters in peace. Also, it's not that much better in comp.

>>157308170
Well she is British after all.

So is the event any quicker to level up with? Or is the fastest way to level up quick play?

>tfw just got the Mercy skin in a box, the one that I wanted the most out of everything in the event because Mercy's other legendaries are shit
>tfw still not compelled to ever play her

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>>157308165
>wanting a jaded/hardened woman when half the females on the roster has little to no personality

>>157308152
You exaggerate. Since Discord nerfs and Mercy's hps and rez recovery buffs, she's fine, and is the go-to defence support.

She needs her amp upped and that's about it.

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Add me on xbone for DAT xp bonus no mic just quick play or brawl need medium no door damage cheevo and hard cheevo

GT Triple Aitch

>>157308310
Brawl is much faster and consistent. I honestly see them nerfing the xp on it. You get like 3k if you are in a group for zero work and 10 minute matches compared to the shitshow that is comp or quickplay where matches can easily go fast and you get 1k xp and then have to wait the super fantastic 3 minutes between matches waiting for them to start and swap sides.

>>157308379
>half
Weird way to say "all"

what rank would last season 75 mmr fall in season two ranked system.

>>157308406
>She needs her amp upped
Haha fuck no, god you mercy shitters are fucking retarded. There is a reason why they've nerfed every amp ability, and why her's has been reverted twice.

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>>157308449
D.Va, Tracer and Ana have distinct personalities, you might not like them but saying they have "no personality" is a lie.

>>157308438

Do you get more xp on hard? Or should I just go easy every time?

>>157308438
comp matches give more xp for less time, you pve failure

>>157308406

No, you fuckers always say PLS UP AMP without understanding why it keeps getting changes.

Mercy needs another ability or a better side arm.

>>157308513
They don't you tryhard fuck. Only matches that give more consistently are KOTH maps and you end up paying for that time with matches that take 3x longer than a brawl for like 2k more.

>>157308491
3750

>>157308507
D.va traser and ana ARE lies, you fuck

>>157308406
>and is the go-to defence support.
No she isn't, unless you're playing in the shitter bracket

>She needs her amp upped and that's about it.
No she doesn't. Her 50% amp was toyed with and mccree was literally oneshotting everything

What she needs is to be completely reworked. Removing rez for one. But I don't think that's possible without completely butchering what little character that she has. So she's destined to be shit tier forever.

>>157308335
>tfw love playing mercy and have fun flying from teammate to teammate
>buy crates hoping to become a sexy witch
>get ana's new skin instead
welp

>>157308642
I'm a sexy witch

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OOKAMI GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU

awoo~~

>>157308635
Mercy hater kys

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>>157308379
We've got a coldblooded smuglord, an obnoxiously chirpy cockney, an altrustic doctor, a condescending tech support, an overly innocent cryogenic expert, a cocky twitch streamer and a grizzled war veteran.

We need a girl whose as batshit insane as junkrat.
or like pic related, a pyromaniac

The only ones id argue that have no personality is pharah and zarya, and thats because despite their professions they are run of the mill people.

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https://jii.moe/EkwsouuAZ

>>157308696
>>>/pol/
and dont come back

>>157308685
unf

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>>157308690
Good talk. Anything else on your mind?

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>>157308734
>an altrustic doctor,

>>157308834
N-No..that was a-all..im sorry

>Have fun playing the game one night
>Next two nights are fucking awful
>Repeat

I should just stop playing when I'm having fun before Blizzard ruins it.

>>157308734
altruistic doctor is not a personality anon, it's a job description

>>157308505
>>157308561
The amp was reverted the first time because of one hero, who was since then nerfed. The amp was reverted the second time because of one hero, who was since then nerfed. That's not even going into the fact that there are more numbers between 30 and 50.

>>157308635
>She's shit in my bracket, where all my fellow fedora tippers play!
No. Not an argument. I also suggest you looking at pro meta picks.

>Her 50% amp was toyed with and mccree was literally oneshotting everything
See above, looks like you just don't understand game balance or mechanics.

>>157308948
>having fun in OW
Fucking casual pleb

>supportcuck revs me right infront of an ulting roadhog

t-thanks

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>maining

>>157309036
>is infront of an ulting roadhog
ggez

>>157308873
Shes "mostly" altruistic.

>>157308950
You can have doctors who do it for the job and doctors who genuinely want to. Mercy is the latter with a lust for experiments.
>>157309036
Thats what you get for calling them cuck, fuckboi

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>>157309064
Maining is gay but I play D.Va any chance I get

>>157309036
>Mercy rezzes me in front of a firing squad
>Every single time

Just let me die so I can AFK in the spawn and get my XP.

>>157308734
The problem with all of those (except for Ana, Symmetra and maybe D.va) is that they are all very one-note and are as deep as a puddle in my backyard (and I don't even have a puddle there). Basically a cardboard cutouts. So yes, I will chalk them off as having no personality if you don't mind

>>157308993
At some point you'll realize that you are fucking retarded and accept that having one hero have an ability that is just okay is fine, compared to having an amp that pushes multiple characters over the line to the point of them being nerfed because of her.

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>>157309036
>die in the middle of the enemy team
>fucking mercy solo rezzes just so I have to suffer through another death and even longer respawn

>>157309107
>You can have doctors who do it for the job and doctors who genuinely want to. Mercy is the latter with a lust for experiments.
again, that is not a personality, that's her job description.

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>>157309107
Mercy players are cuckolds, they enjoy watching their team get fucked in front of them and only come out to clean up afterwards.

>>157309158
>McCree was nerfed in the PTR because he was stronk even without Mercy, stated by devs themselves
>Widowmaker was nerfed because she was retard stronk even without Mercy, plus the unintended prominent use of ani-cancel as stated by devs themselves
>"nerfed because of her."
Calling the opposition retarded isn't going to lend you any more credence, just makes you seem more desperate. If you don't follow the game's development, don't engage others in balance discussions.

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>>157309225
>Mercy players are cuckolds
They really are

>>157309225
No theyre all sadists. Learn the difference.

They want to see you get hurt because they can heal you afterwards.
They want to see you hurt others because they get points for amping it.
They want to see you die all at once so they can res

Mercy players are sadists.

>>157309225
I don't think they are cuckolds by choice, it's more likely that they are too braindead to play anyone else. You should feel sorry for them

>>157309387
>>157309425
Either way, I'd kick a mercy main in the ribs

>>157309387
Come on anon, I know that's cropped from something much better, post the link

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>>157309225
They're not cuckolds, they're submissive fuck-puppets into mistreatment and abuse. Posts like >>157309463 just make us feel loved.

t. Mercy main

>>157309225
>>157309387
>>157309425
>>157309463
i play mercy because I enjoy getting fucked by strong men

Real talk /palg/
Which map is the comfiest and why is it Ilios?

>>157309478
I wish blizzard would reimplement the blocklist, that way I could block all the players who pick mercy and eventually enjoy mercy free games

>those games where the team is irredeemable shit but you still win

>>157309561
I don't think block/avoid did anything. I tried to do that with roadhog players and I'd see the same people anyway

>>157309545
>not Halloween Hollywood

this may not be the right place but is there like, a reverse cuckold fetish? like, you like cucking people by sleeping with married/taken girls and the like? like a homewrecking fetish?

while we're on the subject

>>157309539
Nothing's wrong with that. I enjoy getting fucked by strong men as well, but picking Mercy is just pathetic

>>157309383
why is she so purple, i mistook her for arfoire

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>>157309493
>he wants a link to cuck porn
What is wrong with you, anone????

>>157308160
Theoretically, you could just do vs. AI and brawls until you hit 25

>>157309597
Had a match on Hollywood and someone on my team was bitching about the comp so he went symmetra after we lost point A.

we ended up winning after the entire team shit on him for being a little bitch and he started trying

>>157309647
>i tried to do that with roadhog players
As a roadhog player, that's probably for the best.
It's not fun seeing a roadhog with 20+ hooks and 60+ accuracy.

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>>157309107
Self entitled shitty mercy mains need to fuck off and die, I dont need jack shit from you, theres enough health packs laying around the map, and at least those dont bitch and whine back at me, if youre one of those "le dont forget to thank your le healer" shitters you need to reconsider drinking a nice cocktail of bleach my friend

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>>157309539
>>157309508
Degenerate filth.
I bet you dont even use the pistol to fend for yourself when youre caught out you faggots.

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>>157309747
>lol fuck thanking the healer
This is why no one goes healer

>>157309783
that's where you're wrong buddy-pal

>>157309747
>Feel grateful when a Luco bails me out with a good boop and amp it up
>Always glad to have an orb of harmony on me
>Make sure to always stay in sight of Ana so she can keep my health up
>Literally groan every time I see Mercy's little healing symbol

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>>157309747
But Anon, instead I desperately chase you down in the hopes that you will allow me to heal you just a little bit.

>>157309783
Nuh-uh. I double as a power bottom.

>>157309810
Fuck off. There are plenty of healers doing their job just fine without whining about wanting to be treated special. Those are the ones worth thanking, and only if they did their job well

>>157303565
>Ana boost still makes games completely unwinnable for defense.

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i just want the witch costume so i can start playing her

>>157309747
>not being a cuck is self entitled.
You're a man of hyperbolic extremes.
I dont believe the healer shouldbe commended however being support in most games is a thankless role that inevitably leads them anyone who mains them to be the most jaded hateful fuckers out there.
Because they know that if the dps fucks up, everyone else suffers from it, and theyre tired and tilted after babysitting too many retards.

>>157309350
Then please explain to me why they thought this was a good idea 3 times and how they nerfed it back down to 30% each time.

Please go ahead.

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>>157309913
>play genji on nepal
>mercy is flying at me to heal me because i took 20 damage even though im standing next to a health pack
>see roadhog coming around the corner
>turn around and dash through her
>watch mercy get the hog

>>157309970
But that is wrong

>Because they know that if the dps fucks up, everyone else suffers from it

Goes double for the healers

>>157309990
>and theyre tired and tilted after babysitting too many retards.
This is the only sentence I needed

you supportcucks think youre the smartest ouf ot the bunch because your job is to maintain your teamte's their health? Youre the one with the big ego friend

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>>157309963
I'm not forcing you to say it but it would be nice to be acknowledged

>>157308030
>>157307924
Hanzo is an unlikeable smug asshole

>>157310038
>mercy gets bunced off the edge of the map
>stand JUST out of vision of her so she can't shift to me
>wave

WHY DOES NOBODY FUCKING DEFEND THEIR HEALERS

WHY ARE PEOPLE LETTING A REAPER KILL ME OVER AND OVER AGAIN

AND AFTER I DIE THEY SPAM THAT THEY NEED HEALING ON HARASS ME FOR NOT ULTING BEFORE I DIED

YOU FUCKS I DIED FIRST IN THE FIGHT BECAUSE YOU FUCKS ARE LETTING REAPER KILL ME OVER AND OVER AGAIN

>>157310045
Play with a competent team then, if you have an ana that knows whats up and a dps that knows whats up you literally cannot lose. Her ult is the pinacle of "Your turn to wipe them now"

>>157309972
Why play Mercy
Just fap to her bestiality porn, anone

>>157310061
The supports are the ones with more game sense and they're the ones who usually see the reaper above first

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I have a question.

If Rein hasn't met Junkrat and Roadhog yet, how does he tell a story about them?

>>157310107
boop him away, sleep dart him or discord and burst him down?

unless you're playing fucking mercy or some garbage like that, you should be able to self peel yourself just fine

>>157310120
Is mercy the beast in that case?

>>157310173
I'M PLAYING MERCY BECAUSE THEY FUCKING WANTED A MERCY

>>157310072
Zenyatta, Ana and Lucio are fine. But Mercy just turns every game into an escort mission.

>>157310061
No. Just theyre the ones who suffer the most from shitty teams.
A good dps can still be able to do their job if the support is shit but not the other way around.

>>157310157
the brawl is not canon or directly related to the characters obviously
just a tale about 4 strangers defending a castle door from a crazy doctor

>>157310203
>listening to people who are asking for mercy
>ever
you only have yourself to blame