Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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Why does Bulba still get to play prodota

He has been shit for at least 4 years I've seen him play 'pro' dota

What the fuck

Major\Minor is better. Go play that instead.

#TEAM PUPPEY

>>157165105
He was the protagonist of one of the most hype games in doters history.

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Someone get my boy out of that shithole please ;_;

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who comes up with this this?

why is tusk vaping?

did i slip into a coma?

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>>157165105
>it's Bulba's fault that Miracle was exposed

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heh..

>>157165163
Oh please, they won against a shit tier LGD version. Congfuckingratz.

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>>157165105
I ask the same question every day, not just him but some other players. Is the Dota 2 community so closed to newcomers that they'd rather play with some washed up former "pro" players than invite some new blood ?

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>>157165105
It's even weirder because as a coach he's had tons of success.

I guess he just doesn't want to let being a player go

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>People judging new Liquid from just a one game

>>157165218
>it's miracle's fault that lulba achieved a whopping sub 200 gpm/xpm with a support that dominates early game

>>157165270
Well, it's pretty hard to form a team for starters. You have to have five neets that can afford to waste 10+ hours on DOTA.

And then you actually have to get good enough to beat a top team, which is very hard

>>157165242
In an era where literally every NA team was complete dogshit.

>>157165354
Ill jump to as many conclusions as I want with limited data, thank you very much Nahaz

i wanna see sheever's armpit

>>157165354
>People judge N0tail despite winning two LANS.
really jiggles my neurons.

>i-its not miracles fault he fed 3 kills in 3min....it's Bulba's fault!

just have miracle mid

what the fuck

Reminder that SirActionSlacks has placed higher in TI than many professional DOTA 2 players

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is there a better feel than a dusa 4v5 comeback ?

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>>157165476

>>157165354
They lost vs VP. What do you expect ?
It's like judging Man Utd after losing to Wimbledon. It's justified.
>>157165381
Yes but there are players who have high mmr and play in some lower teams. I am sure there is enough talent in the pool it just has to be found.

>>157165510
>medusa gets additional gold and wins
WAOW
I wouldn't mind if more people would abandon instead of playing

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At what point in a relationship should you delete your furry/tentacle/rape/incest porn?

>>157165558
>>157165476
is
>armpit
really a fetish people have?

>>157165476
would you lick it?

>>157165662
lol, as if dusa had trouble farming anyway

EE is perfection

>>157165645
bulldog is full time comedian like slacks at this point

>Miracle was 0-3-0 under 5 minutes.
>First death was solo under enemy Void's tower.

Jesus Christ.

did merlini get plastic surgery his face looks fucked up

>>157165795
so 322 ? They did pick puck and UD after all

>>157165891
he is chinese.
>>157165679
when you get to fuck your GF and you don't get hard. STOP IT

>>157165891
he got fat
too much of blitz's sister's poon
high cholesterol and all that

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would you fuck?

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>>157165891
He's getting old dude, all the oldbois are

don't

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Why is he so perfect?

>>157166061
fuck no

>>157166091
0:08
is he having a stroke

>>157166067

MYM WAS 10 years ago holy fucking shit

i feel so old

>>157165696
ofc

>>157166091
LMAO

finally a game that's going to be actually fun to watch

>>157165891
He shouldn't have interviewed puppey yesterday desu

is livestreamer broken for anybody else too? ;_;

>>157166067
Adidas was a sponsor back then?

>>157166067
>See this photo shortly after it was taken
>See it again now
>My life hasn't changed
brb killing myself

>>157166348
storm will die 5 times before minute 10 and underfarmed storm isn't very fun hero to watch

>>157166392
yeah it doesn't work for dreamleague senpai.

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>>157166067
>10years ago

>>157166392
yeah twitch fucked it up with tokens shit

>>157166394
I think they just bought Adidas shirts and put the sponsor logos on them. The Adidas logo is covered by the MYM patch for everyone but Fear.

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>Bulba ES
lul

so how hard will vp lose now that liquid didnt do a joke draft?

>>157166463
Storm is an inherently fun hero

>>157166615

Bubla on ES

we shall see

>>157166562
the rest have them, but they're different shirts so they're on the left collarbone

>>157166091
some things never change huh

what was kuro fucking thinking when he picked bulba? there are better dedicated supports on eu ladder right now.

i bet it was one of those "i'm getting miracle so i can win with just any dumb retard, even bulba, moments".

just like secret TI6

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>>157166091
nigga never learns

>>157166723
He's a nice guy

Nobody understands how nice bulba is

You don't see what goes on behind the scenes

>EE says thanks when you donate to him
WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?!
DID HE EVER SAID THANKS TO A DONATION BEFORE?

>Kunkka
god I fucking hate this hero

>>157166968
he's raising money, not just regular donations

what would you guys do in slardar situation
1vs3 hes fucked

>>157167010
get talon and go full jungle

>>157167010
talon and jungle

>>157166968
He used to, but in this case it's because he's raising money for his team.

>sven on an empty lane
>outfarmed by ursa

cis dota lads

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what did valve mean by this

>kunkka

what a faggot hero honestly

hope he gets nerfed back into the dumpster next patch

>>157167315
get at least 6k mmr then talk you scum

>Stun bar
thats for spectators, right?

L U L B A

>>157167315
Did Waga already "retire" from pro play?

For the love of god he just played 2 matches and is already abandoning the competitive scene, and he's surprised when he can't go pro when he can't even dedicate himself to it but rather takes the easy way out and streams pub games.

>>157167483
y-yeah...

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>bulba using using purifying flames on an ally right before using ulti

>donation is gonna be used to pay for Aui MSS SVG flight
>to pay for Aui MSS SVG
>Aui
what the fuck?
he got TI winnings and additional pay from EG after kicking him the second time around

How on Earth is Miracle this bad

http://www.joindota.com/en/news/45202-dotapits-line-up-for-season-5-is-lit-almost-every-single-top-team-is-playing


FUCKING HELL LADS.

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>Miracle

Alright liquid fucking lost

why did they even pick slardar?

>>157167607
then dont donate

>>157167642
in before everyone quits last second

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>Miracle actually was bad all along

>>157167642
no secret?

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So is Miracle a 1 season wonder or was N0tail the key all along?

>>157167618
He is being supported by Bulba and Kuro instead of Fly and cr1t. Also Moon > memecontrol in offlane.

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>>157167642
>kaipi

Miracle is fucking shit lmoa

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>>157167642
>EG
>NP
>THE FUCKING WILD WITCH DOCTORS

GOAT tournament

>>157167727
It's there.

>>157167739
No. The problem is that they want him to play like fata and fata's playstyle is his opposite.

Miracle is even worse player than what he was in TI.

>>157167642
this is literally next year

>>157167903
oh nice

cool guys don't look at arrows

how is bulba this bad despite playing for this long

Liquid are fucking garbo rn.

>>157167771
https://www.patreon.com/Soembie

seriously what the fuck is patreon? im a grill so give me money ?

watching goodglimpse pirate man of aoe finger of death is actually making me mad

>>157168056
More like how is Miracle this fucking bad

he is fucking Bulba tier mid

>shiquid

>earth spirit
why on earth.

Oh shit, Escape is better than Liquid.

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>>157167642
>it's a let's not direct invite EG and make them play qualifiers so other NA teams won't have a chance at the LAN tournament

>>157166486
You can get it to work, you need the oauth token. Just make a bat-file that auto-includes it in the livestreamer command and you are good to go for the future cases too.

>puppey
>miracle

who's the next fraud to be exposed this season?

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>>157168091
Well, I'm an eceleb give me money yeah, they all have them

>>157168091
"being a streamer is hard so give me more money than subs and ad revenue"

>miracle plays like turboshit
>matumbameme plays like shit
>everyone still talks about how bad player bulba is
fucking /d2g/

>>157168002
>Matches start as early as next week.

reading comprehension is not one of your strengths i suppose? you made me double check and nearly killed my hype

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>it's a western euro dota gets cucked by CIS dota episode

lmoa

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>4 options for summoned unit autoattack
>none of them do the one thing i want them to do

>>157168165
my neighbor

>>157168160
You can just put it in the config file.

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>Want to fap
>Also found a really cool piece of music
>Can't stop listening to it
>Music is definitely not something I can fap to
Help /d2g/ what do I do?

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>OG is the only good team of Euro dota again.
ffs.

WHAT ON GODS GREEN EARTH IS BULBA DOING

>>157168172
>>157168180
how can you beg for money online when youre swiss working in the entertainment industry? seriously i dont get it. she isnt some poor college student

>>157168218
He's playing like shit too.

>>157168304
Still not as good as it was and still weaker than technically NA neo-DC.

What separates Dota hero/item design from LoL champ/item design?

>>157168307
it's hard being an e-celeb

>>157168307
>Be a girl
>Get money

That's just how it works anon don't be such a woman hating rapist

>>157168307
She doesn't get paid as much as you think, a lot of esports people don't

seriously though, these 9k european players are equivalent to the 7k peruvians on USE

i guess they might communicate better than the perudogs, but that's about it

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>made to believe miraculi is sheltered autistic nerd with 0 social skills
>watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtdYyHo7PDY

oh wow this guy seems like a real bro with a hot white mom and hes sunni muslim so its aight

>>157163215

This profit right here.

>my 2 stack has 4800 mmr and 11 straight losses
>their 2 stack has 5800 mmr and 7/8 past games won

>>157168304
og is more likeable now tho

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>>157168218
Are they throwing on purpose? Its throwleague after all and it didn't really looked like they wanted to win

Miracle was never this bad on OG.

>>157168307
This is exactly the same argument with the EE chair shit.
>I'm a pro player who has a fanbase and can get people to buy chairs for me
>I'm a GAMERGIRL in ESPORTS who has a fanbase and can get people to send me money every month

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>No genius doctor hero
Um, dotards???

>>157168091
>Be an already established personality on the Internet
>Born in the upper middle class
>Have daddy issues.
>Still begs people for money.
So it's actually true that girls don't have any dignity and does everything in their way to work as little they can?

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power of 9k, huh?

>>157168567
But he is not true neutral. He is chaotic good

>>157168581
>Born in the upper middle class

She grew up in a children's home

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>>157168567
Someone post the mouse bites video

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>>157168581
>Have daddy issues
S-source?

>>157168567
so he doesn't care if someone lives or dies?

>>157168687
That explains her daddy issues.

>>157168687
Yeah in Switzerland, I don't even get to vacation there but she got to live there rent free what a tragedy

>october, 2016
>FATA revealed to be superior to miracle

uhhhhhhh, yuroapes? care to explain this?

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>>157168472
>that polish milf

>Its a 'Bulba joins another team, reddit and pros defend him, continues to unimpress' episode

woah who saw this coming

>>157168776
>Tattoos
>Dress and acts like a boy.
>Short haircut.
>Piercings.

>>157168293
What's the music

>>157168384
league champs mostly all feel the same, all have have the same couple types of spells like a gap closer, skill shot, aoe dmg then a unique ulti. dota heroes all feel pretty unique. same goes for items, dota item builds are a lot more interesting and item choice can be custom tailored to each match

in conclusion league of legends is a trash game for scrubs and casuals and people who got tricked in to it by their nooby ass friends

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WHAT WENT WRONG?

>>when are the real t1 teams playing?
>liquid plays today
what did the gulag mean by this?

>>157168925
my neighbor

>be tier 1 team
>win major
>get 1 NA player
>can't beat tier 4 russian teams

wow who could expect that

>tries to micro his entire team
>while getting caught like a complete fucking retard

""""""""""""pro""""""""""""" player

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>>157168752

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Miracle: I miss OG.

>Memetumbaman somehow loses as Ursa with Oracle to back him up

>>157165645
kek

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>>157168842
>rent free in swaggerland

this just now turned into a RAGE thread
I really have to watch my blood pressure, this isnt good for me

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Why aren't you watching your lord and savior gulagites?

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>>157168925
please make it stop..

so uhhhhh


wings > eg > random fucking chinese teams > DC > mason + ritsu + 3 stack > SEA > CIS > EU

>>157169263

I want to explode inside megumeme

envy is 100% losing this game


>>157169192

>lulba oracle

>>157168925
Miracle played like a fucking trashcan two games in a row.

>>157169289
>EG
ROFL.

EU servers are inflated ghetto ran by boosting russian mafia
china>sea>NA>russia>australia>africa>>>>>>EU

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wew Sheever looks like tranny hooker who fucks for 1 dollar... she was always ugly but what the fuck happened ?

>>157168925
were you watching miracle and matumbaman dude?

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>>157169256

>PSG has to create more and more conspiracy theories to cover his shittiness
This is just pathetic at this point

>>157169419
constant bareback sessions from ODPixel.

>>157168384
most heroes in dota are pretty simple design but there are so many complex interactons between them, you can write academic article on illusions mechanics lmao
many lol heroes have some mechanically complex skills, for example skill X can deal more damage if you hit hero with skill Y which has lower cooldown if you hit ally and enemy with skill Z before, but there are not much interesting interactions between heroes

many dota items have component that can change game significantly, like blink or bkb
almost all lol items are just stat sticks with some passives, like skadi or sny

>>157168842
>>157169224
>child got to live rent free

holy shit you incel faggots will get mad at anything

>>157169391
EG literally won the only LAN that was played after TI, with Newbee and LGD playing in there too, so how come they aren't the strongest right now?

>>157169419
shes approaching granny status at an alarming rate

>>157169503
>no wings
Irrelevant.

>win a 4v5 comeback while trashtalking team
>get 4 commends
huh, so that's the power of memes

>Sheever gets chubby after she finds a man

Like fucking clockwork

>>157169503
Because Wings were just that good at TI6.

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why is TEENY such a bad hero dotards

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>>157169485
Are you forgetting that his first theory turned out to be true?

PSG did nothing wrong.

>>157169587
wait is she dating someone

>>157169671
....

>>157169560
>>157169590

wings just split bo2s against ehome/newbee/lgd though

they're not unbeatable

>>157169657
why is she all bloody
did she bite her tongue

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>>157169671
>he doesn't know

>>157169657
Except playing dota. He's doing it wrong for years now.

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For some reason, I love DreamLeague.

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>>157169837
Are Sheever fags the biggest dota cuckolds?

OURTEEZY

IS

LIVE

>PSG gets assblasted because his team is actually communicating
>Wonders why he gets reports left and right

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OUR GUY ARTOUR IS LIVE

DON'T TELL ME I MISSED DREAMLEAGUE

HOLY SHIT VP 2-0ED LIQUID

FUCK I LOVE THIS SHIT TELL ME I DIDN'T MISS IT

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>>157170023

>>157170089

ye you did

dunno what the fuck happened, everyone on liquid except kuro played like garbage

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>>157169954
These are her hardcore stream subscribers

>>157170089
FUCK

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What if moon glaives had unlimited bounces but reduced by a flat amount instead of percentage?

>>157170207
post the picture of that fat guy who brought her flowers at TI6

>>157170280
What if you morons jungled Luna so by 22 minutes you'd have Aghs Refresher and free win in your sub6k MMR pubs?

>>157170089

Synderen stack > cis > yuros

>>157170280
muh potato PC

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>>157170207
>that chink

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>>157170320

>>157170280
What if the cooldown on SB charge starts decreasing as SB is charging?

>>157170152
this fucking picture

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>>157170207
what a bunch of fucking cucks

>>157170380
i wonder how many times he's masturbated to her

>>157170380
is that FATa?

>PSG
LMAO THIS GUY.

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>>157170395
And this one?

>>157170280
what if rupture worked like mana leak and stunned you when you run out of health

>>157169657
>Are you forgetting that his first theory turned out to be true?
what theory?

>>157169791
Pretty sure that she has a inner lip tattoo

>>157170380
>guy likes getting fisted and choked by strong woman

psg is a god u guys

>>157170207
Are they aware that she spends that subscriber money to buy dinner before she takes Owen's BIG BRITISH COCK ?

>>157170280
>luna attacks mid barracks once
>Glaives bounce up until the barracks and T4s are down

>>157170525
artour is HUNG

>>157170582
hey stop stereotyping i would like that too

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>>157170570
the shadow pool theory of course

>40min game
>friend drops, disconnects from TS as well
>game will not be scored
wtf valve
why is it that every time someone disconnects these days you get this "safe to leave" shit

>>157170152
is this a photoshop?
what's the lore behind this picture?

>>157170826
he didn't come up with that retard

valve said it existed a long time ago

>>157170525
JESUS christ he has huge fingers. but honestly look at them

is jakiro /our hero/?

>>157170856
you can trigger that easily, as it stands its a free dodge/abandon right now.

>>157170879
and yet moronic gulagites like you doubted him

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>>157170707
>you will never be in the big dick EG club

>VP loses to ESC like a merry band of retards.
>Stomps Team Liquid

What does it mean? >>157171003

>>157171134
The bulba effect

>>157171085
no, no one doubts the shadow pool exists

people doubt that the shadow pool is permanent, only applies to one team and carries over to other accounts

>>157171096
why is fear looking like hes sick all the time? i cant figure it out

>>157171096
here's how I know I'm not that gay:

I've seen this pic many times and I have never noticed the outlined cockhead

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reposting because im a fucking retard and posted it in the old thread first
>started getting 5k and 6k players in unranked
>mfw
Man, what the fuck. I thought more mmr meant that the player is actually good. Yeah right, it's
>unranked
but my point still stands.

Shouldn't leveling Bloodrite give you way more damage than putting more points in Thirst?

Someone update me on the Secret beef please.

>>157171278
yeah but it doesn't give you the chase potential

>>157171248
no one takes unranked serious dude

I'm 5k but I was playing some unranked jungle earthshaker

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>giving artoutsie freefarm drow

>>157171000
>freak
>bad breath
>argues with himself
>does nothing
>fat
>clumsy
>has bad model
yeah sounds like your average /d2g/ visitor, though high int and int gain don't fit in

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>>157171248
I'm 4k and I've gone against a 6k MMR player in mid couple of times and it wasn't *THAT* one sided, then again I was mostly playing passively and not trying to kill him.

They definitely played better come actual teamfights and general decision making post-laning, but I was surprised that I could do as well as I did in laning against them.

>>157171232
and now that you have seen it?

>>157171232
Haha what a fag

>>157171197
>>157171085
Who came up with forced 50? I remember that got spammed a lot

>>157171357
But rupture.

>>157171486
That chestnut was imported from hon along with colors = skill which was mercifully debunked

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>>157171486
Valve, when they created the matchmaking system.

>>157171467
it looks thick

>>157171486
Forced 50 is a fucking three decade old meme

>>157171486
just retards, it was associated with clan_iraq (because who gives a fuck about tryharding) and juice (who disproved it with mmr boosting experiment)

>>157171407
his pa is making space

>>157171549
> colors = skill
but this one was true. Valve randomized the colors after it got popular. All pros were always blue/pink

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>Shitty gets carried
>Valve notices this
>Places shitty with other shitties to see if he does better than them
>He doesn't
>This also ensures good players move up
>Throw said shitty a bone every once in a while to keep him buying hats
>F-Forced 50

>>157171549
>That chestnut was imported from hon along with colors = skill which was mercifully debunked

What? It was proven to be true after countless of comparisons of high MMR games where the highest MMR was visible and what color was assigned to it. I

Then they patched it to be random

>>157171587
juice proved it, you fool

never forget http://archive.playdota.com/threads/forced-50-winrate-the-handicap-and-how.1394726/

>>157171849
thats clan_iraq you retard

>>157171587
The Juice experiment? You mean purely spamming the most OP heroes of the patch somehow debunks that forced 50% does not exist?

Worst hero in the game, in your opinion?

Magnus for me. Just can't wrap my head around how he's useful at all. The only good ability he has is his cleave buff. Everything else just sucks.

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>>157170321
>jungled Luna
Why would you do that? Laning is way better GPM and XPM.

What build (item and skill order) would you use to jungle Luna?

>>157171920
Indeed! And Juice proved everything he said right!

>>157171849
the point of matchmaking system is to have an equally skilled opponent. thefore statistically you have 50% chance to win a game. how else could you make a system

the only fix to this stun bar is by adding a low opacity adapting number on the icon instead of reddit's hard opaque white number or maybe changing its color to yellow green might be nicer together

>>157171973
Undying for pubs at least. can't farm or push and can only really fight in early game.

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>>157172035
the point of a matchmaking system is to match 10 people and start a game

the point of a socialist matchmaking system is to have an equally skilled opponent

Do not confuse these.

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>>157171972
look at those goalposts move!

>>157171849
>juice bullshit proving anything

WOWOW you can win with MASSIVELY OVERPOWERED HEROES the likes of which DONT EVEN EXIST IN THIS PATCH against poeple 4K MMR LOEWR THAN YOU

FORCED 50 DEBUJNKEDD!!!!!!!!!

>>157171760
What's wrong with Gondar? Did he hurt himself?

>>157172035
When 10 players have been chosen for a match with different skill levels, the matchmaking arranges them so that both teams have as close to a 50% chance to win as possible, as determined by this MMR value. This might seem innocuous at first inspection. The teams have been made fair? Whats the problem? The problem is, when teams are *balanced*, it is accomplished by putting good players with bad players to average out the team. A handicap. If you are good, you will get worse allies, if you are bad, you will get better allies- this is statistically on average, across a large number of games.

The better you are at dota 2, the worse your allies will be compared to your opponents.

Now you might think- well thats a truism, isn't it? A good player will have worse allies than himself on average, because he's above average. Trivial. But then comes the fundamental problem. When you balance two teams by giving the good player bad allies, then good players will on average have worse allies than opponents. THATS the handicap- not that the teams themselves are inequal, but that a good player will be disadvantaged compared to his opponents. His allies are worse than them, and he has to work that much harder to make up for their lack, just to bring the score up to 50:50.

And that, gents, is nothing short of winrate redistribution. Taking good players who have gotten where they are by being better than other people, and saying that they should suffer handicaps so that worse players can feel good about themselves and win more. Its a coddling to the lowest common denominator. Its inequal opportunity.

>>157172219
and you can't even read, much less understand what you're reading.

>>157171973
brewmaster. hes just bad

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>>157172219
>WOWOW you can win with MASSIVELY OVERPOWERED HEROES the likes of which DONT EVEN EXIST IN THIS PATCH
??

>>157172185
low quality bait

>>157171973
Brewmaster, Tusk, Undying, Visage

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He's losing it lads

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Why are you so buttdevastated dotards?

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no matter what happens in life, just be glad you'll never be as delusional as him

why is artour's stream so good desu senpai

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>>157172452
>>157172469
holy shit

Reminder that PSG can't even win with the OP heroes he whines about, the heroes the enemy team carries stomp the retards of his team

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11411160
v-very important

Why the literal fuck are you even giving PSG your time? You knew what he was all about beforehand.

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>>157172452
>>157172469
PSG did nothing wrong.

>>157172631
We're only there to laugh at him and be glad we aren't him.

>>157172219
I don't think you understand the meaning of "forced" anon

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Who is the Costanza of DOTA 2?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugsq9KS-rgg

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grant is L I V E following the Wild Witch Doctors in the summit 6 open qualifiers

when will icefrig buff fun heroes like bristle, undying, centaur

no way i would believe on this psg-guy after i saw him build treads on pugna.
yeah, let's say he played too much dota that his experience has molded him.

but hey, his decision making is shit most of the time and thinks every game must be actively played and braindead strats dont exist (eg. vanguard spectre).

i only judge you from your webm's but im telling you man. you had to improve that patience and decision making skills

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>another year without diretide
I guess a lot of stuff is going on behind the scenes, right, dotards? Like remember that last year they cancelled Diretide for fucking nothing?

Anyways, good luck playing this turd.

Sincerely yours, 5500 who left this shit game year ago.

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PICK ME AND I'LL MAKE SURE THAT YOU WILL LOSE

>>157169616
i dont know why everyone is so bad on this hero (i usually dumpster everyone when i play him)
like literally no one abuses his golden age when he has ava/toss maxed and can nuke anyone

>>157173038
treads on pugna is the correct build

you need the hp and you need to tread switch

i have a far higher than average win rate on pugna.

>>157172906
based grant

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>>157172906
based

thanks for letting me know anon

>>157173041
who gives a shit about diretide seriously? I really want to know this. all these custom "event" game modes have been absolute shit and worse than the base game. is it the free items you want or what?

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>>157172906
Thanks NA bro.

Let's say PSG is right about everything. Why doesn't he quit then?

>>157173202
>is it the free items you want or what?
thats probably it, although they probably would make them untradeable
it was pretty cool when items were actually worth something

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>>157171983
JUNGLE LUNA CANONICAL BUILD:

>Iron talon -> HotD -> Aghanims -> Refresher

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>>157173202
I want Valve to do at least something about the game, because this year all they did is imported hats they didn't make and tweak some numbers.

Oh, I forgot that "hero" they introduced, riiight.

>>157173139
maybe we have different playstyle.

i play pugna in 4k7 sea and i either go acanes veil agh or greaves veil

whats d2g verdict on bsj, have you seen his stream when he smurfs on 2.5k account? Its kinda amusings to see how he makes those excuses all the time like he doesnt want to tryhard etc while losing to 2k peruvian trash

>>157171973
Funny I always thought was one of the best all around heroes in the whole game

>Spammable AOE wave clear with good damage
>Free battlefury for your carries (!!!!)
>Spell that can re-position the enemy (remember how Earth Spirit showed how stupidly powerful moving enemies is)
>Near 4 second AOE BKB piercing disable

Just all around good, I always wondered why he was never ran as support, Sven+Mag combo isn't a joke and one good RP is a rampage

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>tfw the enemy supports buy 20 sentries in 8 mins to deward the ensure ffucking map

why do I always get matched vs literal autism

>psg doesn't know u can buy the entire hotd at the side shop

all these years of playing and hes still clueless lmao

>>157172663
What are they telling me to do with that sock?

>>157173419
>I want Valve to do at least something about the game,
you'll just complain that whatever they do is shit, why not kill yourself then you'll be happy?

>crazy shit player is shit

wow guys thanks for the info I really care

DUDE FUCK OFF I'M MENTALLY AFK.

>>157173493
He's basically a worse blackhole, but you have to give you one of your farm intensive lanes instead of having him hit creeps in the jungle.

>>157173532

>enemy does this
>my brain damaged supports keep warding the same spots feeding them gold

really fires up the ol neuron

>>157173419
so you're one of those people who needs something new constantly just for the sake of getting something new? this attitude is how lots of good games go to shit, when the devs feel like their user base demands "change". they're already implementing new items and mechanics too quickly to thoroughly test them out and think them over. tweaking numbers is the best kind of patch there is t.b.h

Why is bristle back a bad hero? Why does he have such a bad winrate if he's been only getting buffs for a long time?
>inb4 silver edge
That doesn't counter PA, why would it counter BB

>>157171973
bristle, furion, gyro, lycan, brood are awful right now

swayzesghost : im deleting dota after this

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>>157173742
YES FINALLY

HOW DO WE KILL DOTA?

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can someone

please tell me

what went wrong?

>>157173742
watch him come back tomorrow like he always does

>>157173742
He'll be back when his attention battery runs low

>>157173729
>none of these heroes were nerfed significantly and they were picked alot the last few patches
Wow bad

11:44 swayzesghost: talk shit all you want
11:44 swayzesghost: ive been good in my life at games that require skill
11:44 swayzesghost: youre good at a game thats 80% decided by other people
11:44 swayzesghost: i was semi pro in CS and youll never be at that level in dota

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Are we finally free of him?

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GRANT IS LIVE

>>157173712

because pa can just blink away and wait for the thing to wear off

or just stay back and throw 1k crit daggers

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>>157173680
I am one of those people who thinks having a game in a beta stage for 5 years in unacceptable.

And what they actually do is add retarded stun bar instead of fixing broken shit and redrawing stolen assets from royalty free internet websites.

I guess you are too dumb to understand what I am even talking about.

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>>157173742
>tfw he was actually lelouch all along

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>>157173867

>>157171973
Magnus is pretty based but he belongs to offlane since he doesn't scales with farm that well and hes situational pick
Amazing synergy with PA/Ember or even fucking Sven.

>PSG: semi-pro at CS
What does he mean by this?

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>>157173373
Tranquil boots, interesting...

Did you start in lane and move to jungle at a certain level, or start cliff jungling from level 1? Where should I put my first 5 skill points?