/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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rate my car

>>157096360
its shit

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>>157096360

>German
>Playing as a nigger

Does duping vehicles get you banned?

>people who don't utilize MC perks
>Road captains not summoning Buzzards during jobs
>Enforcers not sending hitmen after problematic players

why is this allowed

pay attention to your job please

Does cheat engine shit still work in this game?

>>157096794
>motorcycle clubs having helicopters
>NPC's doing jack shit

who cares, shut up.

>>157096724
Yes
No

>>157096794
>MOTORCYCLE Club
>Using helicopters.
Fuck off.

>>157096903
>>157097001
>muh role play
You use Buzzards to get shit done fast. These aren't contact missions, so you don't gain any additional money from taking extra time. You use hitmen on players who are disrupting your biker work so they have bullets to dodge from people besides your MC.

I think for the first time ever since this game came out in 2013 I played a custom boat race

It sucked

public service announcement for cucks missout on glitch, its back with mors mutual

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaglitches/comments/56uukn/glitch_bypass_the_new_hotfix_solo_duplication/

>>157097058
you dont get money by doing motorcycle club jobs either, theyre just there to have fun with. if i wanted money id be jerking off while AFK in an organization.

>>157096724
Using a menu, yes. Glitching, no.

>>157097165
>you dont get money by doing motorcycle club jobs either
This is objectively false.

Time trial hack update when?

awkward 90s early 00s update never

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE

>>157097268
no, its hyperbole you dunce. im just saying that the money you get from doing MC stuff is chump change and ultimately in the end not worth it if youre looking to make actual money in a reasonable amount of time.

>>157097058
Yeah, no. Fuck off. I prefer to actually play the game. Not sit in a helicopter spamming rockets at everything.

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>>157097158
lmao

Rockstar's faces right now.

>>157097327
>awkward

What's better, CEO or MC? And what's the best way to make money with either of them?

>>157097327
t. 1999

>>157097158
If this glitch sticks around until tomorrow and the new garage actually happens, I'm making bank.

>>157097479
>I prefer to actually play the game.
Since when is using a helicopter "not playing" the game?

Don't answer that, you're retarded.

>>157097542
CEO calling free buzzard anywhere makes game much tolerable

in terms of legit money:
PacStan > CEO > everything else > shit > biker contract > biker business

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>>157097617
>people born in 1999 are now old enough to buy this game

>>157097542
Ceo. Buy cheap office, buy cheapest large warehouse, alternate between sightseer/headhunter between crates.

>>157097506
it would be since fucking nothing happened in 90s expect consumer internet and games

>>157097617
lel no
>tfw my country didn't have any big fireworks at 00 new year

>>157097774
actually scratch that, some biker contract are alright, can pay 20-30k which is not bad but you only get 3 random missions from the roster and a lot of them pays shit and/or requires members

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>>157097814
>people born in 1999 will be allowed to browse this site next year

>>157097927
They are also a hell of a lot more fun than running crates and playing sightseer

>>157097691
Jetshitting, Helishitting, and armored car shitting aren't playing the game. It's just being a shitter.

So does duping still work on PC?

>>157098141
>playing the game isn't playing the game
>actually calling using a helicopter without weapons to transport yourself across the map "helishitting"

Here's your last (You). Don't spend them all in one place!

>>157098141
>You have to play this vast online sandbox how I choose or you're not playing it right!

autism: the post
I bet you join heists just to blow up karumas, too.

>>157097991
Fun is an objective term. Having to drive all the way out into the middle of the desert, kill 3 guys, to steal a van and drive all the way back into the city to get 20,000 is not fun. At least Ceo work is short and I can use heli.

>>157098303
You can use a heli during biker work, though.

>>157098416
biker work is more complicated than CEO work and does require friends and some teamwork to get it done in a reasonable time.

>>157098268
>He has to cheat to get anywhere in the game.
I get it, you're shit at the game. But you can stop pretending like you're capable of getting anything done if Pegasus stops answering your calls.

>>157098506
>biker work is more complicated than CEO work and does require friends and some teamwork to get it done in a reasonable time.
Sounds like fun to me, but as you pointed out, that's all in the eye of the beholder.

>>157098268
Don't give him another (You).

>>157098610
no i mean, the buzzard wont help.

>>157097971
>People born in 2000s are legal in 1 year and 2 months

>>157098506

>Pays the same or less

Rockstar is really losing it.

>>157098635
How do you mean? You can move a lot faster with a chopper.

>>157098730
theres only like 1 biker mission i can think of where you can just pick up a package and use any vehicle you want. in most missions you gotta ditch the buzzard to drive a van or something.

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>>157097991
running crates can be pretty fun desu

>not experimenting with each of the unique pegasus vehicles that you own, in addition to personal vehicles that you never drive
>not having three pegasus vehicles out on the map at any time, possibly situated strategically
>not playing around with the different layouts for pegasus vehicles
>not testing various new weapons during the NPC shootouts ("it's a trap!")
>not just doing any VIP work that interests you due to guaranteed profits

>>157098416
Not if you're alone and again, you always have to drive a van or truck or dumpster or slow ass motorcycle all the way around the island. It's mind numbing. 3/4ths of the time, nothing even attacks you. It's tedious and doesn't pay.

>>157098849
Are you talking about resupplying? Because a lot of the missions I've seen involve you going somewhere to blow some shit up, steal money, or rescue an NPC.

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Just heard from someone that abusing Pacific Standard reset glitch is resulting in bans.

>>157098967
im talking about everything. you either have to be on your bike, driving a van, a bus, something. the buzzard might be useful doing cracked in sandy shores but it would probably be faster if you just went down there on foot and shot everyone yourself.

>>157099018
Go away qt.

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How well does GTA5 scale?

Can I run it on a toaster with settings turned down or does it basically require decent specs even on low?

>>157099071
>the buzzard might be useful doing cracked in sandy shores but it would probably be faster if you just went down there on foot and shot everyone yourself.
What

You do realize the buzzard I'm talking about has no weapons and that in my scenario you'd have to fly to the objective and complete it on foot anyway, right? I'm talking about logistics, the quickest way to get to an objective and finish it. There's no competing with air vehicles in that regard.

Is it confirmed that R* will be adding more bikes as time goes on? Really holding out for the Tron bike desu.

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>>157098662
STOP

>>157099238
so you want things to get done efficiently and with speed? just do CEO missions dude. MC work is not about getting things done quickly. and fuck dude if youre in a motorcycle club just ride your motorcycle.

Solo heists that aren't 24/7 grocery robberies when?

Teamwork makes me paranoid of screamers and blamers.

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>>157096769

CEO pay is higher, but you have to invest money buying crates. a large warehouse needs an investment of $666.000 (buying three crates at a time) to be sold for 2.4 million. Crates can be destroyed by other players.

Biker business requires little investment but pays less. you have to steal supplies (can be done solo, just like buying 1 crate at a time) but you don't lose money if they are destroyed by other players.

Starting a CEO operation (Office + warehouse) is way more expensive than an MC (clubhouse + business)

>>157099372
>just do CEO missions dude.
I don't find those fun. They also have less variation than biker missions.

>>157099393
Just pray with me for a contact mission creator, brother

>I need an attack chopper to kill 12 NPCs and escort a van.
If this applies to you then you should just stick to clickers.

>>157099393
We aren't ever getting another heist.

Which is a shame, because I want more 2 player heists.

>>157098967
Rockstar made to where any job is the most tedious thing ever on purpose. Need to burn ammo? It's all the way in Los Santos or Paletto Bay, the exact opposite of where your clubhouse is. Then, you get to go all the way back just to start another job. Need to steal ammo? It's all the way in Sandy Shores and then you have to a drive a van all the way to Paletto or Los Santos. Want to do more? Drive all the way back. Want to fly? No free copter for you. Keep recalling pegasus every 20 minutes and drive to the nearest airport.

>>157099393
even if it happened it wouldn't pay right
literally just do CEO work
that's the best you can do completely solo

So has anyone found a way to do the mask+helmet thing again since the patch fucked up the telescope one?

>>157099458
Not if you include business upgrades.

>>157099747
>literally just do CEO work
>that's the best you can do completely solo

Guess I have to save up for dem Shark Cards

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>>157099812
you need 2.9 million for the cheapest office and the large warehouse. Then you need to buy the actual crates. MC doesn't get near that unless you buy everything in LS. And you get to work for free.

So is there a consensus on whether or not the product warehouses are worth getting and doing for MCs? Is the investment worth the payout?

>>157100019
you don't have any cars that you can just sell for the $2-5M needed to start?

>>157100019
tfw bought my office and warehouse and like 50% off

feelsgoodman

>>157100490
no

>>157100524
I don't even know what cars could sell for over 100K even.

I got a Kuruma out of boredom one day, does it sell well?

If anyone is having issues with the tequila-la resupply job, just drive a bike inside and run them over.

>>157097158
what's the best car for this if i'm on pc

>>157100242
Between each crate cooldown, you can do sightseer/headhunter. Crates cost nothing. However, let's include crate cost. That's 600,000 extra. The cheapest business is forgery, that's now 1.2 million dollars. Upgrades to make it "useful" will run you another 1.5 million. You also have employee cost. In the end, you have spent way more for 120,000 per 5 hours. I'm not even going to touch the expensive businesses. It's a money pit and Rockstar expect no one to do the math.

>>157100862
you'll probably get $100k at most, keep it

start small. contact missions, CEO work, etc. make sure you're making at least $150k in profit a day. avoid heavy expenditures like explosives and destroyed PVs.

don't object to heists either if they come up. if you haven't completed criminal mastermind yet, maybe go to reddit and find a few guys to help you out.

>>157100242

>Mc doesnt cost anywhere close to that.

See, this is why people don't get their math answers at 4chins.

>>157097158
doesnt work on PC, just tried it out 3 times on different servers and after a reboot of the game.
the duplication stays, and you can store it in your garage but its unsellable and disappears after a reboot.

it just gives you the "Transaction failed because inventory or price data is invalid. Please reboot the game to refresh the game catalog and try again," error when you try to sell the duped vehicle.

>>157100242
You're right. It actually costs more for more time and less money. You could buy a small warehouse, make more and even the sale mission is easier.

http://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/grand-theft-auto-v/189023-gta-5-undetected-money-hack-1-35-a-40.html

Time trials fixed lads.

>>157102167
Post a dl. People don't want to make accounts

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my waifu tbqh lads

>>157102202
>Spoonfeed me I'm stupid and lazy.
How about no.

>>157099187
you need a quad core processor or you're going to be stuttering out the ass.

>>157102272
neck yourself

>>157102416
I already have an account. Kys worthless pkek. Instead of being useful you're just spamming this thread like a jackass.

>>157102272
>Karen will never entrap and cajole you.
I want her to call me names.

>>157102509
Then if you have an account then make a download yourself if you actually care. But you won't because that'd take a moment from your precious shitposting.

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why the fuck do crates have to be in public. Why does Rockstar think anyone wants to do shit with pubs ever, literally as soon as friends and I try to do anything a heli shitter just NEEDS to show up and waste our money

>>157100242

the largest lump sum you can receive from MC stuff at all (one time, maxed business, cocaine, sell in LS, 100% product, about $2M of investment) is ~$550k

that comes after ~2 hours of collection, ~5 hours of farming (passive accumulation of product) and ~15 minutes of selling (MC sales typically require a lot more vehicles/movement than CEO sales)

compare that to CEO work which can be done entirely solo, yields a larger lump sum (~$2.2M) in the same amount of time but costs more up front ($2.9M oh shit) and you'll see why you've been cucked

>>157102940
I've done a bunch of CEO/MC shit and there's almost never random shitters

>>157102940

Because it's an online game, there has to be some competition and chance of failure, you fucking Kurumashitting retard.

The CEO update is one of the only things Rockstar has done right.

>>157102494
rude

>>157102840
;_;

>>157102494
Hi Curry

>>157102963
As someone who owns a "cheap" max coke business, the maxing cost is more like 3.5 million. I got massively cucked but, at least I cheated 30 mil in dupes.

>>157103271
Curry is sleeping in his upside down stayan world right now

is Curry the new gtag meme of the month ?

>>157102940
Because the point is to not make any money. Then, you wouldn't buy shark cards.

>>157102940
>as soon as friends and I
How are you having trouble if you actually have people working with you. I do Biker contracts solo and I still manage to teach some shitters not to fuck with my work. And people actually get paid for screwing with contracts, breaking crates is worthless and gets you nothing but heat from the organization carrying them.

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>>157102940
>heli-shitter
>not just driving under a bridge and lighting up the cockpit with a mini-gun when the faggot takes a peak

I mean Rockstar's decision is still fucked but you can at least try to defend yourself

>>157102940
Because it's a risk reward update.
It's been that way and intended that way since finance and felony bitch nigga.

>>157102940
>big red crate icon on map
>attack here for shekels and RP

can't blame em

Pardon me, but back in Alabama, a guy with a tattooed forehead's gonna get us all killed.

>>157103545
it pays almost nothing to destroy others crates

>>157103545
>yfw ghost organization actually hides crates now
>for $12000

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>>157103061
you're lucky, in the crate mission we just tried to do some asshole immediately flew up, set prox mines around a crate, and then shot anyone who got near it, refusing to even let us try

>>157103136
none of us even own a kuruma I think, we literally drive up in whatever we were using in freemode. don't project jackass

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>Can't see the rims from the inside of the wheel

>>157103136
>The CEO update is one of the only things Rockstar has done right.

shot hot cum when cunning stunts came out desu

>spent 2.2mil on the PC glitch in total
>it doesnt even work
late to the party arent i
whos the first to call me a pcuck?

so I made 30 million with dupe glitch and now I don't know what to buy

which supers do you recommend?

>>157103865
HAHAHA

nys dumbass PCuck

>>157103940
buy a tug

>>157103940
Last patch I would have said ETR1 but, not since Rockstar "fixed" it. Buy what you like.

>>157103940
Chome Adder

>>157104056
>30 million dollars just for a handjob.
Better be one hell of a tuggeroo. I'm talking Lilu tier minimum.

I'm a really big fan of how I can't equip anything in the Gear slot unless I load an outfit which already has it saved to it, 10/10 patch cockstat

>>157104263
are we 2 years ago?

>>157103726
if you louvers on the dominator, go in first person and look behind you the louvers wont be there.

Who has done all the stunt jumps online?

>tfw 14 left

wish i had a hungarian qt gf

>>157103940

Osiris because it's sexy as fuck and gull wing doors.

>>157104287
man im talking about the damn boat

>>157104376
I have 16 left and don't even remember which ones I've done.

Do you even get anything for completing them all?

>>157103940
500k hookers

>>157104376
>tfw want the green paint for a ricer Sultab
>need to do more stunt jumps

seriously the stupidest content lock

>>157104470
>Getting a handjob from a boat.
Okay, now you're just masterbaiting me.

>>157104568
send help

>>157103940
>>157104425
This. Good stats, looks cool, gull wing doors, and it's got a secondary color that's pretty prominent.

>>157101780
theres a 135k value limit to upgardes, and 50k base car value limit if you plan on storying in garage and sell later,

pick a bike just below 50k and fine tune its upgrade value of dupes can sell just for 135k

to make the dupes stay, buy clubhouse full of faggios, drive the dupe inside and replace the legit faggios, if you do it anyother way, dupes will revert to faggios once you go offline, so best sell everything you can first then try storing later

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Best GTAG waifu

Prove me wrong

>>157104568
>>157104287
XDDD EPIC JOKES AS EXPECTED ONLY FROM AN AUTISTIC MIDDLEAGE PCuck
kill yourself dipshit

>>157104798
literally who?

>>157104603
Oh sure I'll send help on the mythical jerk off boat.

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>>157104798

>>157104798
Claudia Speed should get another round of hormone treatment

>>157104829
we say neck yourself now you stupid PCuck

This daily sale limit truly is anotha shoa

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>>157102963

Did you even read the bullshit I was replaying to? He thinks MC costs less than CEO. CEO has higher pay grade and costs more to set up. But you would know I said that if you weren't such an illiterate cunt to begin with.

>>157104829
lighten up, asshole

>>157104948
>we
kill yourself PCuck

>>157104894
>tfw can't be actual male stripper/sweet transvestites

I will never stop bitching about this

>>157105031
lighten up the cancer off this earth and kill yourself, asshole

Is the AP pistol still the best non-explosive vehicle weapon for car use?

>>157105162
The only pleasure I get from interacting with you is knowing that nobody likes you in real life either.

Now get out of MY THREAD faggot

>>157105256
tec-9

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>>157105031
>mfw pretty sure the post you're replying to was bitching about me but I can't see it because it tripped a filter.

>>157105256
.50 pistol is

learn to aim PCuck holy shit nys

>>157105256

> Been riding the Bati since forever
> Try out MC shit
> Buy a Haku-drag and call it out
> It's now my favorite bike

The fuck?

>>157105402
By that logic, everyone should be using revolver.
Also I just wanted to say hi Curry.

>>157104739
I duped a penumbra as suggested many times before, it sells for 119k and it was just to test out if the whole thing works but it doesnt.

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Best update, clothing wise

>>157104418
wish youd kill yourself

>>157104962
not referring directly to you, just replied to that post with information because it has to do with CEO vs MC

could have clarified though anyway

>>157105616
nice face

>>157105525
its as of the motorcycle update you dunce. doesnt count all the time you spent before.

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>>157104829
you did your best

>>157105616
You're right.

At least I know who to kill on sight now

>>157105154
>>157105283
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>>157105402
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>>157105616
>>157105694
>>157105775
Kill yourselves PCucks
like actually fuckin kill yourself

>>157105525
normal haku is still faster

>getting cucked by a $1m bike when a better one is coming out within the month

I bet you bought the x80

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>>157105808
>>157105778
>>157105775
>>157105694
>>157105628
>>157105616
>>157105402

>>157105808
Why are you so angry all the time, Curry?

>>157105859
reported :^)

>>157105256
heavy revolver is pretty good if you have exceptional aim and don't drive right up beside players

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>>157105808
you did your utmost

>>157105859
welcome to /gtag/ at EU small hours

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>>157105808
I know you don't enjoy shitposting like this. There are people in the world that care about you. Probably not in this general, but elsewhere. What are you doing with your life, son?

>>157105936
it's against the rules the say you reported btw

>>157105979
>there are people in this world that care about you.

I sincerely doubt it

>>157105582
I think all the penumbra people were using menyoo to add upgrades to bought cars, not dupes.

>>157105967
>anime cancer
kill yourself now because youre never going to breed cry yourself to sleep like on prom night dipshit
>>157105864
>ha ha look i'm calling you a literal who from my PCuck circlejerk xDDDD
kill yourself dipshit, all PCucks need to die of cancer

>Did two solo MC missions yesterday night.
>Log on to do some more tonight.
>Form my club, go into my back room.
>Still have the single protection job I couldn't do last night up on the black board.
are you for real rockstar.

>>157105839
>owning vehicles based on performance alone
And I know you don't even race, you dumb nigger.

>>157106039
>>157105979
there are no person in the world that fices a fuck about you PCucks. what are you doing with your lives as a pathetic middleage PCuck? kill yourself kid

>>157106236
Drag is slow AND ugly. Fucking kys and die of cancer PCuck

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>>157106243
>what are you doing with your lives as a pathetic middleage PCuck?
>kill yourself kid

I've been out of the loop

Are we just hacking now instead of doing glitches?

>>157106236
>owning vehicles based on price alone
And I know you don't even ride them, you dumb nigger.

>>157106243
Stupid bitch doesn't even have a solid grasp on the english language.

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>>157106373
>Are we just hacking now instead of doing glitches?
No, we're shitposting and calling each other stupid names.

Whatever you do, just save yourself and do not allow yourself to be devoured by the dark mess of shitposting.

what is this PCuck nonsense, is this one fucking guy?

>>157106512
it's a meme you dip

>>157106362
>>157106404
Drag looks way better and has more body mods than the regular Haku.

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>>157106136
thou hast made a valiant effort

Just go Menyoo lads

What's the best way to get money on the sly?

>>157106610
order a Penumbra for 24k from SAS, drive it to an LCS, open menyoo and select the max option from the vehicle menu and then sell it for 149k

supply street is a good place to do it because there is a garage near an LCS, you can order and sell faster than the mechanic can deliver (one every 3.something minutes easily)

>>157106565
>Drag looks way better

Yeah keep telling yourself that, it's not gonna change the fact that you wasted 1m on an inferior bike.

Doing a time trial lobby if anyone is interested.

>>157106565
I thought I'd be too casal of a driver to appreciate anything other than my Akuma but my Hakichou Drag turned out lovely, no need for silly wheelies and the Rising Sun paint is memetastic.

>>157107409
doc?

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>>157107262
'Wasting 1m' isn't really a thing unless you're actually still grinding PaciStan like a cuck.

>y-you should have bought something else with the free money from glitched vehicles, h-haha!

>>157107409
You already posted this you pathetic thing.

Please get mental help before you decide to hurt yourself and, I would say others but you're too much of a bitch for that.

am I the only who finds the game gets boring once you have a ton of glitch/hax bux?

>>157107262
I got hundreds of millions, I don't care about the price. And you can stop that meme anytime, unlike the original which you retards kept insisting was the fastest bike, this is the indisputable 1st by a large margin.

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>mfw last time I glitch money, lost my character
>mfw people are glitching money likes it's going out of fashion
Whatever.

>>157107891

It's boring whether you have money or not.

>>157107891
for 1 (one) month

>>157107847
Depends, I actually really enjoy messing with customization without worrying aout how many minutes of heisting that silly paint is going to cost me. Unless you literally have all the cars you like, there's always a cool looking one that you could try out.

I wouldn't have gotten silly ones like the Bifta, Panto or Rhapsody if I had to grind pacstan for everything.

>>157107847
This is still the same GTA 4 multiplayer under the shoddy MMORPG frame. It's what you make of it.

>>157107847
yeah you are, now fuck off to generic MMO and continue being a cuck

>>157108102
Get this: if you like the look and have the money, you can just keep it and buy the new fastest bike, too! Incredible, I know!

>>157108113
Yep. Once you get that freemium weight off your shoulders, you start valuing vehicles beyond performance.

>>157108102
I've planned to get the Vortex and the Shotaro from the start, so whatever.

Thinking about buying a yacht. Is it just a meme?

What was the date Rockstar Faggot said we would get the 6th property?

>Doing some missions solo to get some cash, letting the time run and all that
>While waiting for time to pass, find some pedestrians and gun them down for a little bit of extra cash
>Come to the realization that I'm just gunning down people while they run screaming in fear
>Shooting them in the back to knock them down so I can roll up on them and finish them off as they lay bleeding out
>All for their money

I'm starting to understand Jack Thompson..

>>157108470
11th of oct

>>157108529

>Letting the time run up

I hated retards like you when I was trying to grind missions.

>>157108529
They aren't people. They're poorly coded NPCs. And if you don't hate them all yet you haven't been playing this game long enough.
>oh no a van full of guys with guns in a shootout with a police helicopter just came in from off road and are in my lane.
>I better speed up and try and cut them off to escape.
>OH NO THEY'RE SHOOTING ME FOR SOME REASON BETTER JUST RAM INTO THE VAN IT'S MY ONLY CHANCE OF SURVIVAL.

>>157108529
I agree with Jack Thompson, R* shouldn't punish players for being fast.

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>>157108436
Yes. But if you got (lots of) money to burn, go for it.

>>157108529
I could see having sympathy for NPCs suffering in IV but their physics are just too silly in V.

>>157108965
I'd feel bad for them just for being trapped in IV for all eternity.

Daily reminder there are no grills in GTAG

Repeat after me
>There are no grills in gtag

>>157108627
Thus the reason I do this solo.

>>157108770
It's the running and screaming and how they all trip over each other trying to escape my hailstorm of bullets.

>>157108832
Yes, R* has done this to me, they have made me the killer I am.

>>157109241
I have a friend who's plays with /gtag/ and is a girl but plays as a guy and doesn't use mic. They walk among us.

Really though who cares whether the player is a guy or a girl. What does it change?

>>157109241
of course, there are.

Look at how most of gtag bitches and complaints about small shit.

clearly, they must be women

Can I have a (You)?

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>>157108123
it probably hasn't been the absolute best experience for some people but you're completely delusional if you think GTA4's MP even touches this desu

i mean that post was so moronic i have to capture it for later, just so i can show people how far a contrarian will go in their mindset

>>157109519
Yeah, I'm a contrarian for seeing through a poorly made money making scheme fed by absolute retards who take immense pleasure in turning games into labor. Eat shit. Or keep eating it, rather.

>Biker gangs have started to mass vote kick
oh good

>>157099282
bump

>>157109453
Mansex crew. MANSEX.
>>157109483
Sound rebuttal desu senpai, never thought of it that way

>3'8" 420lbs irl, come at me when I rek u

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>playing around with the flashlight
>decide to point it at a cop
>without hesitating he whips out his shotgun and shoots me straight in the face

why

>>157110258
no fun allowed

>New time trial hack uploaded 5 hours ago
>Still not approved

I have a level 2 character. Kill me.

>>157109794
not saying that isn't present, but when is the last time you played GTAIV's MP?

we're a little past wandering/RDMing for hours on end with little motive beside our own enjoyment, don't you think?

of course it isn't ideal, but don't you find it foolish not to have taken all the initial promises with a pinch of salt?

we can't go back to 2008 anon, everything has to make money or it isn't worth doing.

>offline Legendary Motorsports has 24 cars
>online has 78

daily reminder that R* is afraid of its own core game being more fun to drive around in without grinding or buying shoa cards

>>157110258
stop committing gay ass crimes

>>157110667
If you bought this game for consoles, you're a nigger.

If you can't figure out how to get the vehicles from GTAO without banning yourself, you're a moron.

>>157110667

What's the best menu for SP? Mostly looking for car spawning and character model swapping. Anything else is a bonus.

>>157110889
https://www.gta5-mods.com/scripts/simple-trainer-for-gtav

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anyone other clueless mooks running around still in gta o?

im playing on pc. I just want a bro to drive around with and explore. I have no idea how to make money and im not really interested. I need someone to teach me the ropes

http://steamcommunity.com/id/babieswithaids

help

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>everyone sleeping after work again
>get fucked on Four Loko and jerk off and pass out again

Why can't neets stay up late?

>>157110824
If you biught this game for PC you're a stupid nigger that needs to kys
enjoy wasting 60 dollars to get autobanned for no reason and drm not allowing you to play at all
kill yourself retard

>>157111397
not everyone gets banned, faggot.
only a moron like yourself would assume so
enjoy your inferior everything.

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>>157109926
>joined random session with 2 other people
>thought we'd be able to do our own stuff separate from each other
>seconds later
>votekicked

>>157111775
happened twice in a row

>Franklins starts out with an Armored Kuruma for the story

Would you play it?

>>157112075
Fist of North LS.png

I'm not even Jewish

>>157108965
Doesn't help that their animations are all the fucking same

Don't understand why rockstar didn't make hundreds of them instead of the 3 or so death animations on hand

So can you actually pay people to get 200 million on your account or is that a meme?

>>157112913
Which death animations are you referring to? The ones that NPCs do just before they're about to die (getting dragged away, shooting while they're down, writhing in pain) or the ones that players also do after enough bodyshots (still trying to shoot, tumbling back, falling to knees)?

>>157108529
You know they changed the payouts so you earn more money now for finishing missions quickly one after the other instead of idling in a single mission

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>>157112691
K

>>157111232
kys

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>>157114224

>>157114571
No, seriously. Do it. You don't play anymore. Stop posting.

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>>157114645

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>New biker coats, cool
>20K for a fucking beat up jacket? whatever at least it could look nice with something under it
>Buy it
>You can't wear shirts under them so you always end up looking like a fucking faggot with no shirt under their coat

I just don't understand how fucking dumb Rockstar can be about the simplest customization things.

In other news all my Mask/Helmet/Glasses outfits except one broke with the patch and the Telescope and Soda machine things aren't working.

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Is everyone enjoying the RoadRash Update?

>>157113669
But then you spend money on ammo and have to pay attention, and actually play the game.

>>157115052
>and actually play the game
Oh no, how horrible

I can't wait for gtao's inflation to reach the point where new cars start at 10 million

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>>157097283
have fun waiting, its been uploaded but the mods fiddle themselves for 2 days before scanning a 60 kb file and approving it.

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Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?

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>tfw can't find any gtag pc sessions

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Is death experienced or only perceived?

>>157116030
If God doesn't like ugly, then God doesn't like anything

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Are Catholics just sycophantic agnostics?

So what vehicles do we get tomorrow?

>>157117649
the one I nailed your mom in

#rekt

>>157110667
Story mode is dead content. No one wants to drive around by themselves in SP like an autist. And if they do, they are modding way more fun stuff in.

I'm glad R* stopped adding stuff to SP, gotta train people early to migrate online because that's gonna be the bulk of GTA6

>>157117887
>>>reddit/r/graonline
>>>gtaforums.net

>>157111232
I'd tell you to not get fucked up on four loko but what the hell do I know

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>>157118153
don't even joke about thaat

>>157102940
CEOs can ride in strength. I'm fine buying/selling crates in public because I can call pegasus shit from my office and slaughter anyone that gets in the way. You need associates obviously but bikers are easy pickings for a CEO group and most pubs learn quick that I'll kill them before they get close, I don't take the chance. Selling is easy when you've got friendly hydras in the air.

The only real problem is hackers, not much you can do about that.

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>>157118834
>that picture
literally breeding strafing marksman players

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>>157119225
>mfw got like 50 kills on shitters tonight with my marksman rifle spam

It's ok when /gtag/ does it.

>>157119225
>>157118834
that guy isn't being serious

>>157096993
Maybe

>>157118227
It's okay I just threw up.

>>157119526
Idk

>>157118834
As someone who has a friend who does all of that except jet shiting and invisible body, this makes me laugh

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>>157119515
thank goodness

Anyone else feel smug as fuck when you destroy someone's cargo?

I pretty much get a boner for hours if it was a sell mission >>157119752

>>157097158
>instructions clear as fuck
>people still asking for how to videos
why

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>>157119515
hold up

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>>157120003
>that last line

>>157120003
I haven't laughed this hard in a while

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a trilogy

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>>157119853
way too obvious

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>>157120395
Pistol a handsome

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>>157120517
did anyone show them this fanfic yet

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>>157120586
I heard they seen it from /g/ but I dont have proof.

All I did was find and replace names from an IT Crowd fanfic.

>>157120395
Not even baiting, I fucking love destroying cargo because I know how asshurt people get.

I won't jetshit to do it though. If someone isn't able to counter a Buzzard attack, they don't deserve to ship cargo

>>157120948
Agreed, it's just like gassing people's cars back in 2013. Things that cause others to lose money are the most fun

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>>157120948
>mfw I have to drop fucking everything just to fight a player until they leave the session

>>157120948
tbqh i find it more fun camping a ceos warehouse in a tank

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>>157118834
>buzz them then walk away from the door

>>157121791

>They just get the menu asking if they want to leave or go to the garage

It's not as clever as you think.

>PCucks are freeroam shitters
wew lads no surprise there
also if u PCucks have mods then y dont you have snow LS? oh wait

>>157121743
Meh, that requires knowing where their warehouse is, hoping they don't deliver to another one, and driving around in a paper mache tank. I'm sure it's a solid laugh when everything lines up, but I prefer the hunt

>>157121743
>using the flimsiest vehicle
An insurgent is literally stronger

>>157114902
I still haven't figured out how to melee from a bike

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>>157123393
Press X and lmb/rmb

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got the price error when I tried to sell, and they poofed when I rebooted. at 135k a pop they were supposedly perfect for the faggio dupe
>much sadness

ded thread
ded game
ded PCuck circlejerks
ded PCucks
kys PCucks

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>>157096748
>>157105616
It really is

>>157120265
What the fuck went on in the thread in that image?

Also, am I the only one that specifically avoids hiring high KDR players in heists? They tend to kill you as soon as you complete the mission, and having a high kdr doesn't tell you how useful they will be in a heist.

>>157097774
Biker business is the biggest scam there is. Never pays itself back.

>>157105616
A little late to this post but best everything imo.

The MC businesses are kinda shit paywise but this was everything I wanted from a lowlife update. I just can't believe it took this long, it should have come before high life.

>>157106512
One salty dedgen player.

>>157126367
It was going to come first, but cheaters made them release the expensive updates.

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>>157126413
You do know it's callmefag, right retard?

>>157123618
Is Mors Mutual duping dead for PC?

>>157122639
>letting yourself get touched
very easy to dodge rockets senpai, but if a jet is grabbed good luck

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>>157103414
Considering Languagez isn't here, people are just gonna keep pretending they're me.

Truly, the power of literal whos.

>>157124374
>someone actually believes any of these are good

>>157126959
tried it, no matter what there's no duping going on

new bikes out

>>157126898
>mfw he always bullies me

I gave him a chance too. I thought /gtag/ was overreacting but he's a huge cunt.

Post self radio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNFokmDKrE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k&index=32&list=RDLeMVDuIO3J0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlueSmy_GoQ

Did anyone happen to snag the file from Tom?

I hear the best way to get dosh solo is CEO shit, but it requires a big investment.

What's the fastest way to get cash solo?

>>157127915
I'll buy you some shark cards if you get on and erp with me in my apartment.

Bf Raptor is 648K, the new crazy trike
Wtf

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>>157127563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVwSP51KVO8

>>157127915
ceo associates doing VIP missions after each crate run, 250k/h

You can't change the rear wheel on the Raptor, only the front two.

>>157127563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muT5yCYj2EM

>bike dripfeed
Nah fuck you

6th garage is up and Sultan Mors dupe still works. If you want big money, now is the time.

>>157129315
Proof of garage?

>>157129726
you're an idiot

Requesting PC GTAG invite
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/tom_filibom
uguu~~

>>157119532
Don't do it senpai. Smoke weed instead. Ayyyyyyyy

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>>157130190
I already threw up and lost my Hot Cheetos dinner in the process but it's okay it wore off and I'm gonna eat a pb&j sandwich and actually pass out this time.

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>>157129958
No, I'm Paul

>bored of crates
>never really cared but watched a MrBossFTW video for the first time
>he treats his crew as if they were retards
>they're actually all retards
>constantly crowding him like sheeplets
>watch some more stuff of him
>he always contradicts himself in his videos
>has a plethora of videos that are barely longer than 10min for ad cash
>basically parrots 1:1 what broughy1322 found out doing actual research and empirical tests ONLY after broughy released his video
>doesn't even name him
>posts some random glitch of some random faggot
>quotes him and his name for discovering the glitch
>those comments
how the fuck can a 5"6' DYEL manlet faggot have 1.5m subscribers? Can we just raid his youtube?
does anyone have his address?

>>157130429
I wonder how all the big GTA youtubers feel about broughy purposefully not releasing any of the testing information for the bikers vehicles publicly until way late just so they can't steal all his information

>>157130543
this
broughy gets all the internets and whatnot for holding back the info.
these faggots are too dumb to find stuff like this out on their own anyway

even if it pains me having to wait for a new broughy video, I hope the delay will make these faggots start thinking

Everyone keeps saying to use the penumbra for the menyoo method but isn't it better using rat loaders? You get them for 6k and sell about the same as the penumbra right?

>>157130627
Bruffy is doing justice. I watched his stream after he uploaded the haku drag video and he explicitly said that he doesn't like the copycats, and referred to certain youtubers making videos telling people that the haku drag is the new fastest bike in the game 1-2 days after his video

>>157130825
Except now we don't get the info either, so he's not doing anyone any good

>>157130883
but he is
I would be totally fine if he'd stop doing this alltogether

>>157130921
at least for a month or so

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>>157127028
>Languagez will never come back
It hurts ;_;

>>157130921
Whatever
Tryhard racing in gta is dumb anyway, I just think it's interesting, like tier lists for fighting games I don't even play