/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

What's the fastest/best supercar now? Is it still the re7b?

>>157162659
>gallon

baka

how make monies fast plz

NECK

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what the fuck R*

>>157162767
Time trial hack.

>>157162756

Eurofags can drink 4.5 liters of bleach if they want.

is the Daemon custom faster than the normal Daemon?

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>timed out joining gta session

help

>>157162850
Isn't a gallon 2.2 liters?

Currently running an invite only session for time trial if any faggot is interested. 2 other peps already here.

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>>157163285
>>157162850
Most Eurofags probably think of US gallons desu.

>>157163285
euros can drink twice as much

>>157162826
welcome to 3 months ago anon

>>157163119
Same here everytime i try joining someone from gtag
Somehow i end up in that session anyway

>>157163359
post SC

>>157163463
And 3 month later it's still the same

>>157163285

No, a US gallon is 3.8~ liters, I just want to make sure the eurofags enjoy something extra.

>>157163563
just scroll down there's a tie option that is under the jacket you baby

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Post em

>>157163359
Do you need to do anything more than download the script and press L? Like going to a specific location, matching up with another player or anything?

>>157163742
Yes, run this script in invite only or private sessions, it's VERY OBVIOUS in pub sessions.

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Help me gtag
How do i look like even more of a shitter?

>>157163726
No one likes your shitty costumes

>>157163843
>>157163742
There are a few lobbies going for tt just ask.

>>157163882

Pogo mask

What's the glitch to get a duffel bag?

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Any way to get the Police Uniform as an outfit?

>>157163992
>>157164062
Patched

>>157163972
But with pogo mask i cant get muh headshot protection
and cant show off my SICK face tatoos

>>157163992
How do I know?

>>157164080
I'm gonna patch the CEo of Rockstar's anus with my half-inch chubber desu

>>157163992
I got it from a meth sale mission and saved it in Ammunation. Not sure if that still works given cuckstar's hotfixing.

>>157163882
BP helmet and mask is back? Why didn't you shitters tell me?

>>157163882
Parachute on.

>>157163882
>Black tanktop
>Red and black shorts
>All the massive tattoos available
>Spiked armbands
>Black fingerless gloves
>Black boots
>Heavy gold neck chain
>Hipster glasses

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Benis :DD

>>157164282
You cant have mask and helmet
i just have face paint

>>157164282
that´s a tattoo anon...

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>>157164382
>>157164382

>>157164428
>>157164429
Oh fuck.

>>157163882
Kuruma

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>>157163882
I'm gonna win that hallowen contest for spookiest costume ez pz

>>157165150
dear god.

It's like I'm back on ps3

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>>157165150

>>157163843
>>157163943
Let me rephrase that:

DO YOU NEED ANOTHER PERSON TO COOPERATE FOR THIS TO WORK OR NOT?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhUMJOM7PO4

>>157165352
There has to be at least 2 people in the lobby for it to work.

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>>157165150
I am looking forward to being normal me again

>>157165352
Give yoiur SC and ill send you an invite

>>157162486
>Racing
If I'm going to purposefully waste my time why wouldn't I do it with something that's actually enjoyable?

>>157165150
>brazil

Holy fuck man, you actually made it look more shittery

What is the daily car sell limit for somebody who's never reached it? I'm on PC if it changes anything.

>>157163726
You post this every thread, no ones give a shit

>>157165850
you do

>>157162486
nullprophet and rockstars poor decisions ruined racing for me

so no

>>157165393
wow, he can count to 1!

Is X80 still the fastest car in the game?

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Now I am become Shitter, the destroyer of fun

>>157166546
fug

>>157166546
>constantly open mic with ambient noise
when can you become a red dot m8?

>>157166546
Man it's really like I'm playing on 360 again.

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>>157166546
background noise set up

>>157162486
Is Mors broken? Bastards refuse to answer the phone for me

>>157167075
How do I micspam easily?

>rockstar ignores literally every request
>never patches essential things for months a time
>gets fucking nasa to fix money glitches asap
>patches innocent outfit glitches that should be part of the game anyway
what the fuck is their problem?

>>157167076
its because you dont have any destroyed cars fool

>>157167204
no fun allowed, now buy those megalodon shark cards goy

>>157167189
Use manycam

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post yfw it'd cost 75 euro to buy unmodded aquarius

>>157167635
>aquarius
what

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>>157167764
The most expensive yacht
>>157167635
And some people actually paid that much

>>157167204
i still can't believe what r* have become, they used to put out great games with real dlc expansions, now they've realized they can throw away hard work and passion for microtransactions.

they haven't even done anything since gta 5, they've become lazy shits

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>>157167075
muted

>>157167635

>It costs more to buy an in game item than it costs to buy the entire game itself

That's how you know shit is fucked up

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>>157168217
that K/D isn't up to par for a shitter

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Now i have reached proper shitter levels
level 420
all i need now is change my name to ".-xXJorn3m4cXx-." and join DOGZ

>>157168217
>only 4 people online on PC
KEEEEEEK
WOWWW LADS
THE PEAK OF PEOPLE PLAYING GTAO ON PC KEEEEEEEEEEEEK

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>>157167635
>mfw I've probably been friendly to people who actually did spend that

>Limited to only two characters
>really want to make a hood rat
>Refuse to delete either of my charaters
This is bullshit

>>157168715
>>157168217
>>157166546
>>157165438
>>157165150
>>157163882
you're literally avatarfagging kid, fuck off and die of cancer

>>157168720
>bait
Thats the Time Trial lobby

>Le everyone left meme
Hahah fagg-
>Crash suddenly
Fugg.

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>Spend all my time on a bike now kicking at my friends
dear lord why is this so fun?

>>157168868
Ok buddy
Whatever you say
t.Jornemac AKA Avatarshitter

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>crew session crashed
RIP shipments

>>157163992
Buy 2 parachutes
Get into the clothing selection and immediately leave
You'll spawn with a Duffel Bag

>>157168549
my personal favorite method. kill someone doing businesses or selling crates. and ruin the whole thing for them.

then when they start chasing you drive off in your kuruma honking your horn they will always chase you because they're pissed and want revenge.
so keep leading them for ages to the other side of the map, then as soon as they finally get close to you leave session.

you almost always get some rage message, it always gives me a good laugh.

>>157168868
Fuck off nigger Jorne is cool.

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am i a qt yet?

>>157169385
try wearing a mask, like a full face one.

>>157169369
he is dumb and micspams a lot

>More crashing

3'8" and 420lbs, I dont have anything better to do with my life atm R*, why you do this

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>it's a skid crashes most of the session because all the org spots are taken episode

>>157169630
doc is that you

>>157169626
i love it when you trash talk me daddy
it's my biggest fetish

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>MC is minding our own business and just screwing around meleeing each other
>other MC rolls up in a gunned Insurgent and kills us
>Call a mugger on the driver
>Order bike while a chopper shoots at them
>Shoot out the gunner as they drive by
>They go hide in a multistory parking garage
>other MC go and bother them inside
>Poverty launcher the other MCs odd man out who spawned a hydra
>get to the top as my mugger rips out the insurgent driver
>Dao12 the gunner who cant shoot the mugger
>Shoot the driver as he lays on the ground
>He appears behind me and shotguns me
>Respawn and head up to fight again
>they run away north all the way to paleto
>Get a message calling me a shitter
>mfw

>>157169749
Y-you too, people recognize my autism now

>game crashed when I try setting it to 800x600 windowed

can I still do trials or am I fucked?

>>157169660
is that what happened?
i thought it was my computer screwing up
shit, i had to restart the thing

faggot requesting pc crew invite
drewthegreat

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>>157169630

>>157169936
Our crew does not tolerate bigoted speech. Blacklisted.

>>157167204
rockstar has always had a huge stick up their ass about people using their products in ways not intended by them

even san andreas was notorious for being a pain in the ass to mod

alright, invite me to the trials lobby please, time to see if this shit >works on my machine

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>finally able to join crew lobby
>lobby dies

noic
O
I
C

>>157170035
Our crew does not tolerate bigoted speech. Kicked and African-Americanlisted.

>>157169904
All spots were taken when that guy joined, He was in a crew called Menyoo Squad and attached stuff to Joa, probably invisible stuff that makes everyone crash
An old menu crash method that hasn't worked for months
>15$ a month

Is lime green the shitter color of choice?

>>157170167
only when paired with black

>>157169885
Na, you should be able to rejoin and continue

>>157169749
who

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>>157170164
>$15 a month

>>157170303
docdarson

he is new around these parts and you should say hi when you see him

>mfw every time i play gta online

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwnksI2ZoJI

but seriously though why are there so many russians? im convinced there's something wrong my game

>>157170398
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>>157170073
shekelmasters pls invite

>>157170398
хaхa пидop eбaный в жoпy))

>>157170398
Cyka cyka cyka
Imagine a lobby full of Finnish people
Maximum ebin :DDDDD

Does making a second 120 character delete your original character?

>>157171247
Yes

>>157171247
No.

>>157171247
no why the fuck would they do that

What are the odds of getting caught with the time trial hacks? Private session with one friend using it right now

>>157169936
Gotcha nigga

>>157171678
100%

>>157171678
Is the mod up for the new TT location?

>>157171947
v7 for SC and Steam have been out for a bit if that's what you are referring to.

>>157171678
it's a hack, you're already banned just a matter of when.

>>157172252
It's really that likely?

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>$30m from selling dupes
>$10m worth banked in garages for a rainy day

I know it doesn't touch the TT teleport, but probably less chance of a ban.

>>157172576
eh, it should raise eyebrows, but i doubt it
i've duped before and never got banned
also no one i know has been banned from this, especially since the new update

it's basically keybindings and an exe file that isn't even located in the gta v directory

>>157171589
It's Cuckstar, wouldn't surprise me if you have to buy it back for $$$$$

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>>157173275
lol nope

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>>157173865
>competent support worker

>>157174129
4 tickets in, 3 of them bots who gave me generic answers and then after a week this guy told me he couldn´t do anything

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>Can still melee on Bikes while passive
YES

how long 'til tron bike & 6th property?

>>157174897
30 minutes ago

>>157174897
6th property is already out

>newest glitch already patched
Fucking hell Rockstar, you sure move fast when you might lose out on shark card sales. Imagine if they put this kind of effort into getting rid of skids

tt lobby where?

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>>157173865
haa

haaaaa

haha

haaaaaaaa

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

any TT going on? i'll start one if not.

>>157175223
post name, i´ll invite

>>157175421
kys

>>157175548
no u

>>157175548
nys

which stunt super car is the most fun to drive? I have $30m to waste so I figured I'd buy one

>>157175548
your mom

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>>157162486
>tranny avatarfag OP
>with the fucking shitkuma

>>157175680
I personally enjoy the Tyrus, it has a nice sound and sticks through the corners pretty well.

Dupe glitch is patched everyone. Hope you have your garage full of sultans.

>>157175680
ETR1 used to be the best handling car in the game but, cockstar's "fix" ruined it. Go for the Tyrus.

>>157170164
That's not how menyoo works

>>157170164
it spawns an invisible clone that hits you with the rifle stock.

I've seen it.

>>157175850
>Expecting anything good from flibinigger

>>157175881
>>157176062
>$2.5m

what the hell is Rockstar thinking?

What did you guys put in your new garage slots?

>>157176765
Shark card sales ya goof

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>>157173865
This man just keeps ruining lives. He FADC'd your claim straight into ULTRA understanding.

>>157176918
None, I moved a few over from a different garage though. The clubhouse garage cleaned me up some space last week. Was gonna grab the Raptor till I test drove it, wouldn't even drive that shit in free roam

Saving a spot for that van and rat Tornado though

>>157176918
I'm thinking Tropos (no livery) and Stirling GT.

>>157177272
Bought Stirling last year, very fun to drive and has a great engine tone

>>157176918
Can't decide between the coquette black fin or coquette classic. Leaning more towards classic

>>157177234

That rat sound

https://youtu.be/4VHJZC7LdeU?t=365

>>157174689
Biker whore

>>157177539
>skellington bike

2spoke

How much do you think mansions will be when they eventually come?

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>>157177272
>I'm thinking Tropos (no livery)

Yes!

>>157177763
Really hoping it's not limited edition, don't want to drop 2mil on that

>>157177808
I really doubt they are, it's pretty clear we will never exceed 10 cars in one room

>>157177539
Does anyone know if the Youga classic will be 4 door? That would be the biggest selling point for me

>>157177836
Hell yea man, that looks nice. Thanks for sharing.

>>157178018
Seats four with two sliding doors.

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I've got 3.2mil in the bank from CEO crates and I'm thinking about getting the cheapest coke/meth biker business. Are crates and businesses together a good way of making money? Or should I just stick to doing crates?

>made 50 million over the weekend thanks to glitching
>still waiting until a sale to buy sixth property

HACKERBUX


W H E N???

>>157178123
Thank god. Too bad it doesn't come out for another month

>>157178140
Absolutely not. Crates are already a scam, but biker businesses are a super scam. Steer clear

>>157178148
I'm the same way. Even with the recent glitching of millions, I have the poorman's shekel mindset.

Bike release dates?

>>157178140
You can do both. Businesses for MCs fill up while you're doing CEO, attached to no one, or in another MC.

>>157178352
>>157178148
How glitch money

>>157178247
Fucking never. I only glitched 2m because I assumed it'd be enough to buy what I wanted for the moment. Didn't realize that the TronBike alone would be 2.1 million.

>>157178140
nah, they are merely a distraction since you have resupply that shit

>>157178434
According to the wikia, that shit's gonna be 2,375,000

>>157178148
>>157178352
Same. I'm sitting on $28m that I'm too cheap to spend. I wanna buy the Tyrus but damn it's 2.5m

>>157178574
Just to put that bullshit into perspective, you could buy 2 of the best apartments available and still have enough left over to buy a cheap super-class car.

Fucking R*

>>157177920
what makes you think they wont just copy paste the 10 car garage into the mansion?

>>157175909
it's was still working for me but r* just forced me to disconnect while i was still doing it, cheeky bastards.

>>157179092
Literally the only reason people want mansions is for bigger garages. After the standard, high life and executive apartment interiors, as well as the 2 stilt house interiors, the office and the clubhouse with absolutely nothing to do in them, there is no way mansions would be any different

You people doing the TT script will be kicked if you do it in public session with other GTAG.

>>157176918
Sultans

Thanks for the extra space R*!

>>157179425
wow. talk about power tripping.

>>157179425
suck my dick retard

is t20 still relevant or should I buy one of the stunt supers?

>>157179636
are you buying it to launder?
no. buy something more expensive

are you buying it because you like it?
go ahead.

>>157179517
>>157179571
Start a fucking private session so you cunts can do it. We don't all want to see you spamming our notifications with your shit.

>>157178247
R* literally removed the Armored Trucks from the game so that people would stop spawning their moneybags

Never.

>>157179863
autism

>>157179863
fuck you i do what i want

>>157179970
feel free to do it, but you will be removed from crew.

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>>157178356
bumbing

>>157179425
>>157179863
LOL two days ago you guys were rubbing your shiny new exploit into our faces and now half your crew doesn't even play the game but still clogs up the lobbies.

Have fun trying to get rid of your darksign, masterrace

>>157179517
>don't use the wrong scripts in MY session
>don't use the wrong cars in MY session
>don't like the wrong music etc

They're fun like that.

>>157180067
nobody cares if you do the script, we don't want to see it when 20 of us are in a session and get spammed by notifications.

>>157180018
remove yourself from the crew fucko

>>157163726
Hey man, do you have the sliders or parents combo for this face? looks great

>>157180153
no

>>157180252
then i guess were at an impasse her

Hosting TT, state SC and I'll invite.

>>157180484
not really, continue to use the script all you want. Just do it in private sessions with others doing it.

>>157180567
ill do it in public sessions

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>rockstar adding discounts to lower vehicle sell price to trick people into stopping them selling dupes until they make them unsellable
nice try cockstar

>>157180135
Why are you guys so triggered by notifications? It's not that hard to just ignore them.

Hearing you guys bitch and moan about Brucie calling you once every 4 hours is ironically even more grating

>>157180639
oh that explains why my sale price is like 6-10k lower.

do they really think that's enough to make it not worth it?

>>157176918
9 Sultans, 10 Banshee 900Rs and an Alpha.

>>157180841
probably, they have to try anyway, it's all they can do to minimize damage, until they can make them unsellable.

>>157176918
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR YOU PINT SIZED PRICK!!

>>157179425
fuck off t b h pham

slick

>>157181250
can't be that hard to organize a TT lobby.

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>>157176918

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>>157178028
Yeah!

>>157181534
do they sell for more than sultans?

>>157181534
ayyyyy shawty what you think

>console cucks cuked by cuckstar out of MMI dupe
>Duped lowriders will soon have value limit cucking mememobiles into scrapmetal
>Meanwhile PC MMI continues to work
>on top of that, PC has daily sell limit bypass AND benny's $wag rim on any car glitch

>>157181641

I couldn't get it to work with Sultans, weirdly.

>>157181738
>benny's $wag rim on any car glitch
Do tell more.

>>157181534
Have fun getting fixed!

You cheating piece of shit.

>>157181796
http://www.se7ensins.com/forums/threads/pc-fully-tune-insure-blazer-lifeguard-mariachi-and-any-vehicle.1569594/

check out page 3 to see benny's

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>>157181534
>>157181669
>>157181830

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q

molly schultz is my waifu

too bad she got turned into chicken strips

>>157181534
sell them now before rockstar makes them unsellable

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>>157182130
That's was a good scene

any TT lobbies up?

>>157182197

You've probably got a point there mate.

>>157182491
it was pretty shocking compared to other stuff in the GTA series desu, something i wouldve expected from Saints Row instead.

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>>157182627

Shiet, thanks for reminding how that series went sideways after SR2.

>>157182627
I partially disagree, the Combine Harvester from SA was worse.

>>157182854
>put gf in car
>have bf run over her

>drag kid from back of truck
>kill him

>put radioactive waste in tattoo ink

>behead gf

whaddafug man

>>157182890
you mean the mission with the weird survivalists? i mean they were gonna kill you if you didnt run em over.

>>157181901
fug PC just got cucked too

>>157183002
Well if we're talking about context and not simply the cause of death then I will agree. Although there was the hot dog mission in GTA2 so if nothing else jet jelly still has contenders in my book.

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>As of the Freemode Events Update (patch 1.29), Armored Trucks have been disabled or discontinued on the Xbox One, PlayStation 4, and PC.

Why?

what are the most fun cars to drive as of right now? I need to burn some cash

>>157183264
Because Rockstar hates the idea of people enjoying their game.

>>157181901
I must be blind, where?

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>>157183341
Glendale

>>157183002
Loved that game, still one of my favourites.

>>157183264
People figured out how to continuously spawn the same Armoured Truck to farm unlimited money. R* used all their technical expertise to find a solution to the issue, which was to simply remove them altogether.

>>157182627
>>157183002

It's a fucking shame the series went to shit

It could have been something to really rival GTA and recapture the funny zany past of open world games but they took it too fucking far and simply tried to make it appeal to everyone by being "xD so fuckin random look a dildo and a anal probe gun XD"

SR2 will always be the pinnacle the series (shame that the PC port is so shit so I have to play on PS3 with horrible aliasing, framerate and screen tearing)

>>157183635
Is "Gentlemen of the Row" no longer a thing? I remember looking into it a few years ago when I was considering SR2 for the PC and it solved a lot of problems on top of adding more stuff.

>>157183635
>Sleeping dogs is dead
>SR is too fucked
>Watch Dogs is garunteed to be a buggy mess
>No story DLC for GTA
>Mafia turned to shit

the market is literally open for the taking

>>157183380
in OP and page 4 got it wrong, but looks like the dupe glitch is patched, it need that MMI car to act as an agent in benny's to put in special rim for standard car

>>157183264
Are Crate Drops still a thing on current gen?

>>157184084
no

>>157183570
Hilarious.

HEY KEKSTAR

EVERYONES CHEATING BECAUSE 60 BUCKS DOESNT EVEN BUY YOU ENOUGH CASH TO GET A YACHT

ITS NOT EVEN PAY TO WIN MATE

ITS PAY TO GET SHIT ON

FUCK YOU

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>>157183002

>that scene where you maim the tattoo artist with the pyrotechnics

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>>157183341
sticks to the ground and has no deformation to speak of

>>157183997
Okay, fuck this, I'm getting a menu.

>>157183264
>As of the Freemode Events Update (patch 1.29), Armored Trucks have been disabled or discontinued on the Xbox One, PlayStation 4, and PC.

Huh, I was wondering why I hadn't seen those things spawn in over a fucking year.

>>157184332
>You want me to cut off some dudes hand!?

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GET UP.

>>157185167
I hate how Johnny gat became a walking meme in SR3 onwards

When you check the trunk, just remember you should have offered me more than 20 percent.

>>157185329
>SR2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>every other open world game before and after, to date

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>>157185167
>All those dropped plot point after SR2

>>157185396
It feels about that way, I never actually beat SR1 though, might pick up an old copy some time soon

>>157185503
>It feels about that way, I never actually beat SR1 though, might pick up an old copy some time soon

Although it's a blatant GTA clone it is fun to see how the series began and it does flesh out SR2 more and in my opinion make it a better game because of you getting some context of what it springboarded off of

>>157185485
>tfw when you get murdered in an unreleased game

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>>157185396

Fuckin' A.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xckdLukkjRM

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>>157185342
THIS CUNT RIGHT HERE

>Still no underwater Treasure Chests to try and discover in the game

They have a massive amount of underwater landscapes that 1% of the player base has seen and they don't fucking use it for ANYTHING at all

>>157185856
theres a ceo challenge

>>157185801
I DIDN'T DO SHIT TO MY HAIR

>>157185485
pretty sure in the last DLC it wrapped up he was a cop or a snitch or something

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>>157185396

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9BoIEY4xA4

So, I am interested.
Anyone running full biker DLC businesses? As in, all of them? Do you think it was worth it?

I am a freeroam guy. A good one for the most part.
I usually just drive around, follow people and scout them. Read stuff on walls and shit all over the city or do crew related freeroam things.

That being said, I dont make a lot of money as I never do heists, missions or whatever.
I do not own CEO warehouses either, i never wanted to do the tedious missions.

I now went ahead and bought a weed farm with full upgrades. It did cost me eh. 2million or so? almost. I made 300k back just this evening alone. I like this kinda concept. I buy supplies, let everything run on its own, do my own business and later sell for profit.
Seems like the ieal way to solve any future money problems...

Should I slowly invest into buying all of those?
I do not intend to steal supply anymore soon and let it all run on auto mode.

>>157185856
Singleplayer nigga

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>>157185960
HOPE YOU DONT GET HEPATITIS

>>157186137
>Do you think it was worth it?

Nope

Only get Cocaine Shed, Meth Lab or a Weed Farm

Counterfeit Cash and Forgery Office don't bring in enough money to make it worth it

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>>157182491
>>157182130
>>157182627
physics-defying chicken strips

>>157186137
>Do you think it was worth it?

Not in the slightest. Good thing I have 60 mil in dupe bucks. Best update ever.

I heard there's a Daemon Custom now just like mememan said there would be

My vehicle keeps dissapearing while doing time trial hack, what do?

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>>157186818

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>>157177419
>>157177272
Stirling time?

>>157186945
Still no mansion, still no pink swift

>>157187091
>Mansions start at 5 mil
>customizable interiors with mostly reused assets
>located on the curviest roads in the hills
>have to do 3 parkour jumps to get into the garage

bundled with a 15% shark card sale tho :^)

>>157187091
>>157187209
That's just a bitch outside of GTAVs version of UCLA.

Why is there no replay option for Missions in GTAO?

>>157187209
>have to do 3 parkour jumps to get into the garage
I'll take six.

>>157187565
Because four years ago people were grinding missions efficiently.

>>157186945
Someone shoop a beard on that thing

>>157187565
Because it let people make too much money too quickly so it "broke" 2 years ago.

>>157187565
Because it's too hard for C* to just balance the payouts efficiently so they'd rather make grinding harder and marginalize the people who just enjoy a certain mission and want to replay it

>>157187565
>>157187691
>Missions reward you more the more you wait
>NOT the other way around

This is the thing that really annoys me.

>>157187826
You were making too much money rumbin' on those rooftops, goyim.

>>157186137
the chop shop business was awesome while it lasted

>>157187826
The only thing their dumb reward algorithms would lend themselves well to is user created missions, but they can't even implement something as simple as that because it won't sell shark cards

>>157187925
>tfw remembering all those exploits and works around that were found in 2013

Christmas was pretty magical with it snowing and all the hackers giving everyone BILLIONS of dollars left right and centre

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>tfw you crash your bike and fall off in front of your crush

why can't we have a comfy home in paleto bay that also holds 10 cars

>>157188803
>filler: the map area

Enjoy taking your shit to Benny's from Paleto.

is anyone else getting disconnected? every time i join a session a few minutes later i get disconnected and sent to singleplayer it's fucking annoying.

Who am I

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>>157188407
>tfw your crush is on the back of your bike
>tfw crash

or

>tfw your crush is on the back of your bike
>tfw try to pull of some sweet stunt to impress her and you fail miserably

>>157188407

>Not """""accidentally""""" falling into xir arms

step up

>>157189012
call your mechanic you dip holy shtt NYS PCuck

>>157189169
>tfw you drive around helping out your crush but you try to make it seem like it is all random so as to not make it obvious

>>157189169
>do sweet flipz on bike erryday
>people always want to ride with you
>crash all the time because bikes handle like smashed ass with a passenger

>>157162486
How did you get those boots and pants together??

collecting 111 crates is the most boring shit in this game. it should pay twice as much and take half as long to fill a warehouse. everything costing 10x what it should has turned a beautiful game into a shitty grind fest

>>157187209
*for a limited time get exclusive clothing with purchase of a mansion
**(mansions can only be bought with shark card money)

>>157189860
That's the idea, friend. They make money off of people who don't want to deal with the grind. We are in essence playing a F2P game except we paid 60 bucks for it.

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>>157189942
>>157189984

>>157189942
>get exclusive clothing with purchase of a mansion
>it's a shitty t shirt

>>157162486
scarf, bandana and goggles HOW?

>>157189860
Yep. R* is shilling cards harder and harder and it's really starting to show in the last year.

They're gonna be fucked soon if they keep it up.

>60 bucks IRL
>Price of a brand new game
>Not even enough to buy a yacht

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>tfw never had a current gen console
>tfw pc is too weak to properly play gta 5 and i have no desk
>tfw its too late to get into gta online

>>157187209
>garage can only hold up to 6 vehicles
>1 million gta bux to remodel mansion

>>157190225
It's never too late! Just pick a platform and go! /gtag/ has you!

>>157189860
Nigga there is a reason only PC players ever get banned.

Rockstar lets an easy glitch run rampant for a couple days, everyone is happy and gets what they want, and then R* throws some slap on the wrist punishment at people.

Then the cycle begins again.

New content, high price, a week or two of grinding, massive money glitch, slap on the wrist, back to normal.

Impatient fags and jealous fags buy the shark cards to catch up to the people that had glitch shenanigans or poor fags buy a shark card to even do the glitch because every single glitch costs a shitload of money to even start.

>>157190451
how come rockstar hasn't announced a new gta yet?
3 years has passed since gta 5 came out and 3 years after gta 4 came out, they announced 5

>>157190527
They're going to wait to kill this game entirely before announcing a new one, this is free money and announcing a new game would likely hurt their profits for GTAO.

>>157190527
they're still making a ton of money with sharkcards

>>157190582
>announcing a new game would likely hurt their profits for GTAO
why?

>>157190527
Because they've made BILLIONS on car reskins and imported uprezed money sinks from Max Payne & GTAIV.

is the street blazer worth it

>>157190878
nope

>>157190878
I didn't buy it but I seen some dude doing a wheelie with it. Looks comfy. I made a bunch of money with dupe glitch so I might try it out

>>157190753
Because people aren't going to spend money on this game if there's a new one coming unless everything transfers over and plainly, not everything can. People not knowing if there's going to be a new GTA is the best plan for making money.

>Sanctus
>This bike is amazing. Its a fucking SKELETON bike. The gas tank is a ribcage and spine, with the headlights coming out of the eye sockets on the front, big glowing red eyes. It is seriously cool.
This sounds like something that will look cool for one day and sold the next.

>>157191196
hmm yes i see
thanks lad

>>157189708
>>157190206
With Authority menu you dumb niggers

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>>157191339
b-but anon, I'm on PS4

>>157191326
Would have been a good gimmick for Halloween.

speaking of Halloween does anyone still have last years vehicles in their garage?

>>157191196
>and plainly, not everything can
Such as what? All your stuff are points of data stored by the socialclub profile that's obviously going to be needed to transfer

How do i make my crush fall in love with me

>>157192494
bumping this

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>>157192494
Put pistol to head and shoot

>>157191726
Yeah. The Franken Stange is still one of my favorite cars, even with the messed up treads.
>>157189708
>>157190206
I used Authority, then saved the outfit. Entering a game mode ruins it, and I have to re-equip it with the interaction menu.

>>157192415
Look at the breadth of content in GTAO. If you think they're going to waste time making sure that CEO shit and apartments and every single car and every race track and the mansions they're going to add and shit like that will stay available to people, you're an idiot. That's a massive amount of effort to put into a brand new game with likely entirely different mechanics and gamefeel.

>>157192646
>Tfw no Five-seveN in GTAO

>>157190771

They made $700 million off the game in the last 12 months.

They couldn't give a rotary dial fuck at this point.

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>tfw your gtag crush will never love you

>>157192709
It's gta you dumb dick, they're going to port everything or compensate you for properties they didn't port.