/owg/ - Overwatch General

>pick Mercy
>get POTG

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Angela Ziegler and Hana Song!

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>>156962003
we
have to
talk
about
that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCVKj1G8Y1g

WHATS DAT ?

>>156962198
>pick Mercy
>don't get POTG
:(

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just met this autist. over 1.1k hours of quickplay. what the fuck

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T.Racer!

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Speaking of shipping, who would you ship Bastion with?
Hard Mode: No Ganymede

Sombra's design is shit and anyone who says otherwise has irredeemably shit taste or is baiting.

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Cutest and best pairing

The threads have been more degenerate than usual. What happened?

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TRIGGER WARNING.

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>>156962296
D.va is 19, shes legal bruh

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>>156962227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCVKj1G8Y1g
any more of this ?
theres also dva
is mercy out there ?

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>>156962296
more importantly it's horrendous taste

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Poutymaker

>>156962478
>mercy is fucking that

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HANA
A
N
A

>>156962380
Looks cute desu

>>156962512
I know. that cunt doesn't deserve him

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>>156962380
That's both sides shaved. Which is better imo. I would have preferred Sombra with an actual mohawk. Overall I'm pretty satisfied with her design, if it is even her real design.

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why don't you have a phyiscal representation of your waifu

>>156962478
I never found dwarfs hot but falstad in hots is pretty hot.

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>>156962467
he played roadhog, so did I

I was better

Mercy is a small, physically unimposing girl who I could easily hold down and rape. She would have no way to decline if I wanted to fuck her.

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>>156962326
Zarya. And Mei set it up.

>>156962003

>hokuto no genji

i can dig it.

Roadhog as Mr Heart

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Knowing that we're going to get a million posts like this next week, I'd like to be the first

>open 119827410 halloween lootboxes
>STILL NO HALLOWEEN MERCY

REEEEE KAPLAN I'LL KILL YOU

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>>156962618
Only Pharah merchandise is that funko pop thing and I don't want to buy that

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>tfw youre the shitter

Seasonal life as Ana is painful family members

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>tfw lvl 100 and ready for the lootboxes

>Finally get a koth map
>Leaver
Every fucking time just let me play it once I'm sick of ctp

>mccree instalock
>golden gun
>tells people to switch
>can't kill 1 tracer

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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>>156962293
I often run into him in quick play, too. Europe.

I think he is the highest level player in anywhere at the moment.

I looked at his profile and he had played nothing but Roadhog and only in quick play. He had zero hours on both Season 1 and Season 2.

Weird. Probably IRL autist.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11395103

>>156962916
Not if I shoot off hers first

>>156962892
He was around 70 MMR last season. had a golden gun

but yeah, he's pretty crap

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>>156962371

Leeterr, i said it in the last thread reee

>>156962695

that's how she got to be with torb.

she liked that viking cock

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>tfw the porn is going to be glorious

What went right?

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>>156962493
>Smugberry
Why is she so perfect? I hope she gets some good Halloween loot.

>>156963003
My memory tricks me then, sorry.

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>>156962384
yes please

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>play like its quickplay for a week after a friend becomes upset that im not ranked this season
How bad is this ranked? I figure its bottom of the barrel

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>>156962808
>tfw level 100 but want to rank up in competitive

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>>156963098

she won't get anything not even an emote or spray

>>156962652

you can get it for cheaper off amazon or ebay

>no smugberry figure ever

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>mfw 2 Ana+Reinhardt and Winston

>>156963083
Can't wait for quick play matches with 12 Sombra's.

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>tfw you see someone get bullied

>>156963064
Is it actually? I can't find it on his dumblr.

It also pains me that he never finished that Ana animation. Shit looks cash.

>>156963083
Nothing.

Blizzard had the chance to go wild with a female design based around computer hacking/machinery and we just got more waifu bait.

>>156963287
>Every comp team will have a Sombra despite the person having no clue how to play her
I'm ready

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Why do the intros to these tournaments have to be so pretentious?

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>>156963083
>Laura from SFV
>but evil

she's perfect

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>>156963232
not nsfw at all but you never know about the mods

>>156963421
Exactly what we wanted

>>156963091
>>156963507
>someone comes over
>sees cum stained mouse pad

>>156963658
KYS
Y
S

nanoboosted deathblossom is crazy, and it gets so many kills in tournaments too

how do you counter it? reaper moves really fucking fast during it

>sleep someone as Ana
>jump on top of them from above
>end up standing 7 feet in the air above their sleeping body

>>156963083
let's see, we have evil defense, support, offense and one evil tank
it looks like we could have an evil Brawl now
>if we had more Talon-exclusive villains
not Junkrat, Roadhog and Symmetra
>like three more
>we could have a 'Talon Org. Outing'-Brawl

>>156962872
You have most likely encountered someone who was carried through S1 and possibly what we've had of S2 so far.

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>>156963668
>>156963587
>skinnyfat 20 year olds making boxer poses and shit
Just thumbs up and smile or something ffs

>>156963778
hook him

Pretty sure I just faced a Hanzo aimbot platoon.

Three of them were hitting every single shot at every range.

I couldn't even outsnipe them with Widowmaker.

>defeat
>defeat
>defeat
>defeat
>defeat
>victory
>defeat
>defeat
>defeat
>defeat
>backfill - defeat

I only want to win jesus fucking christ my winrate used to be only 51.4% what did I do to deserve this

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When did homoposting become the norm?

It wasn't like this a week ago

>>156963642

the next overwatch character needs a visible thong

>>156963778
Ice Wall, Sleep Dart, maybe Concussion Mine, Sound Blast and Concussion Blast.

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post top 3
>no amount of hog playing will ever cure your heal slut addiction

>>156963778
You can stun him to interrupt his ultimate, Mei can wall him off as he begins.

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>he didnt prestige for 22 free halloween loot boxes
>he didnt spare up 1k+ gold coins for Sombra costumes

>>156963870
/owg/ has been pozzed for months

>>156962787
You can do better anon. Start over with Zarya/Mcclick/Zen and carry the game.

>>156963083
>qt delicious brown
>that mole
>that sidecut, SFV's Laura has a similar hairstyle I love it inb4 sperg
Can't wait for this Talon agent to be released already.

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>>156963834
Teams coordinate that combo so organized, by the time the reaper presses Q, he gets:
>zarya bubbled
>speed boosted
>nano boosted

>>156963587
>>156963830
Because China. they don't have a choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPQHdyTNgxw

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>>156963870
the homo community is large on this board and has been for a long time

Every general has that event that causes an irreversible drop in quality, and I think the Sombra leak was that, for us.

My experience in competitive queue has improved significantly after I disabled voice and text chat. Kinda unfortunate as it makes coordinating with the team more difficult, but on the other hand, I no longer have to listen to dumbasses argue over who's the biggest dumbass in a competition with no winners.

>>156963870
>It wasn't like this a week ago
So you've been here for less than a week. Good job outting yourself

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So why did Blizzard make Sombre BLACK?

i keep running into girl gamers in diamond level comp games and almost all of them play support in a group and have no gamesense

sometimes me and my pal go support at the start and they are afraid to say they suck at dps and completely ruin the game

>I'm still waiting for a cute OW catboy-hero
>I don't think it's ever going to happen

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>>156963952
>trannies
>ever

>>156964160
But she's Mexican. They're the dark Hispanics.

>>156964054
>/owg/
>drop in quality
This general had quality?

I am fucking so done with solo queue holy fuck. Symmetra, Widowmaker and Hanzo on attack within 2 games. How can the game possibly be won

>>156964054
The quality was never good and you live in a fantasy world if you ever believed it to be so. From the start it was
>WIDOW IS CUTE
>upset about quickplay not being competitive enough
>hero limit arguments ending in full on chimp mode
>venting about losing in competitive
>the discovery that the vast majority are sub 60 in ranked and raw dick sucking to anyone who posted proof to be 65+
>some girl named imouto posting vacaroo for no reason
>waifuing
>homo posting
>GENJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>156964160
They didn't. You're just an inbred mongoloid that thinks brown skin = black

>>156963421
This.

I expected some evil female omnic and instead got laura from sfv.

>>156964160
They didn't, you're just a fucking moron

>>156964287
>>156964245

>he thinks it can't get worse

>>156964227
Oh im not saying it cant be worse its just something thats usually shocking to those who dont know about the fetish. Amputees are popular in fetish communities because their stubs can be used as a replacement for an oversized cock

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>ywn fuck widow only to find out you were a target and she only fucked you to get closer to you while she strangles you to death as you climax

>>156963828
Diamond is full of shit mccrees who've clearly never run into an even half competent Tracer

>>156963083

The symbol doesn't match her aesthetic at all.

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>>156964451
Delete this.

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>>156964360
>>156964295
>WE WUZ defence force

She looks nothing like a Mexican.

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Why is Reinhardt so CUTE! ?

>>156964530

no.

>>156964558

you ain't seen southern mexicans then hombre

>>156964402
Of course it can get worse but we are so far gone into absolute toxic shit that anyone who hasn't already left isnt going to.

>>156964558
Uh, yeah she does.

>>156964558
Keep spamming your shitty /pol/ memes, she's hispanic and the text clearly shows it too. You're a fucking idiot, now please move on before embarrassing yourself further

>He doesn't bind scroll wheel to voice options

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>guys their tracer is going to flank us
>guys the tracer is flanking us
>WTF WHERE DID TRACER COME FROM

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>>156964558
Maybe she is a russian aug

>>156964637

>make vague callout that can refer to anything in a 270 degree arc
>surprised when no-one knows what you're talking about

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>>156964451
>tfw won't go out by being smothered by her nice blue round ass

If sombra gets a skull mask skin, I'm maining her.

>>156964634
On tumblr and such yes its about being a protector/caretaker in reality its about shoving the stump into your ass.

>>156964558
She sure as hell doesn't black either

How to gitgud with Genji? His lack of heals is making it hard for me to do well with him, even using his double jump.

Any advice?

>>156964718
Wonder who this faggot mains

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I just played Paladins.

PAY2WIN garbage for casuals.

>>156964904
>964904 ▶
> How to gitgud with Genji? His lack of hea
Throw shurikens until your dash could kill someone, now dash, now see if your ult is up, if it is you ult if not you repeat.

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>ywn be double teamed by these slags

>>156964761

bliss

>>156964558
I really want to fuck Sombra

>>156964974
You tell your region, dumbass.

Why do bastion and zenyatta have souls you can eat?

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>>156964558
I love it

>>156965007
Go for it. Latina girls are semen demons.

>>156964990
How do you fuck up a reply this much?

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>>156965096

mi pene

>>156965000
Best girls

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Does anyone want to group up?

Rank 2889 want to get to diamond. I play anything the team needs. I don't mind playing support. I'm good at all roles but mostly play lucio, roadhog, mei, zenyatta, mcmeme.

North America East

Robo#1199

>>156965096
>>156965214
Can Brazilians shoot lighting in real life? It has to be a Street Fighter stereotype for a reason

Is Sombra the gay hero?

>>156965219
social sciences =/= scientific

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>>156965242

>>156965243

imagine them rubbing their butts on your willy like the newest pages of Naughty in Law 3

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>>156965214
What a wonderful time we live in

>>156965214
Just say polla. Same thing as saying Penis = Dick.

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Being Roadhog and Reinhardt is so fun! I love carrying the team on my big beefy back!

>>156965321
God fucking damn it the white version of this skin is the best fucking Zarya skin and her hair is beautiful. Why did it have to be a summer event exclusive?
Gay earth.

>>156965296
Torb is

>>156965196
My problem is I try to get in range for altfire a lot, but when I do that it's easy for them to kill me.

>>156965353
Look on the bright side it might bleed over into you being a decent parent.

>>156965296
>>156965409
it's reaper
he blew up the Swiss HQ because Jack is a two-timing man-whore

>play comp
>traveling to vodka industries
>traveling to anubis
>traveling to hanamura

FUCKING

STOP

>enter comp match
>sprites don't load
>can't see myself or my allies or my foes

T-thanks, blizzard.

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>>156964053
This shit is Doomsday apocalypse material
Can't wait until the muslims wipe us from the face of the earth once and for all, I don't even mind it anymore

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>>156964718
I just woke up anon why must you do this

>>156965579
But Ana can watch, right?

I can't even fathom how Blizzard thought KOTH maps weren't competitively viable but 2CP maps are

They're shit, they're not fun, they take too long, they're bullshit memey steamrolls or complete stomps, everything about them is fucking terrible.

2CP maps need to stay out of competitive, Blizzard should just admit they fucked up.

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>>156965330
>tfw you'll never experience that

Why even live

>>156965605
If you say bad things about gays on /owg/ they tell you to go back to reeeeeddit it's funny

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>>156965548
>play comp
>travelling to lijang tower
>travelling to lijang tower
>travelling to LIJANG TOWER

KOTH is my favorite gamemode but jesus christ

>>156965686
I like King of the Hill more than any other type of game mode because the alternate paths can actually be useful.

>>156965793
I'd play Lijang for the rest of my life over 2CP ever again

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You have 10 seconds to design a moveset for sombra and make her not shit

>>156965605
Its not even a new fetish

>>156965896
Press Q and every Zarya player in the world dies

Press E and every Roadhog player in the world dies

Left click and every Mei player in the world dies

>>156965896
e turns her invisible
shift turns her into the last enemy hero she saw
melee attacks to the back instakill

Is playing comp the only way to improve as a player? Since quickplay just matches me with people way better than me outright.

>>156963928
I did

>>156965896
E: hack their guns, reduces weapon damage/fire rate until LOS is lost
shift: hack their eyes, turns you mostly invisible but you can't fire
Q: hack the game, all healthkits turn into bombs, all hanzo arrows turn into dildos

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Why did she have to be a 'strong independent womyn of color' with a left wing haircut, instead of this cutie Omnic mariachi girl?

So many wasted opportunities for cool characters in this game.

>>156966019
Quickplay is bullshit meme garbage where you can do 4x genji and 2 winstons

You also only get to play one side of the map

Everyone I've seen with a high player level but don't play competitive are complete trash

>>156966019
What hero do you >main

>>156965959
I know but somehow I miraculously get to forget all about it, and then I suddenly read shit like that in the most unexpected places, like, a videogame thread
Then I read shit like "neghole", "pozzed" or fucking "toxic load", and I puke a bit in my mouth because I suddenly remember the shithole I live in and how it enables people like that

someone post the sombra pic where shes a robo and lying on the ground

>>156965898
I think the garden is a far worse offender just because of how much stupid bullshit you have to look out for

>can't walk across the bridge, pharah is gonna blast you off
>can't go anywhere near the edges of the sidepaths, you'll get hog hooked
>alright you've made it onto the point, if you have to retreat to the outside edges lucio is gonna boop you off

>>156966120
muh waifu!

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>>156966120
>left wing haircut
>Omnic mariachi girl

>>156963810
>sombra
>support

>>156966120
You dont know anything about her personality

And the possibility of your design happening has always been 0, you cant have her look like Reaper, you need to be able to distinguish heros at a glance

>>156966120
>strong independent womyn of color
You got all that from 1 shitty quality photo

>>156965652
See, her hair style looks fine to me PROVIDED she has long hair on the other side like in this image, which she lacks in the alleged leak.

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>>156966120
Because it's the current year, you shitlord

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>>156965994
>>156965994

>>156966339
>small, thin, skeletor-like omnic girl in a huge ass cape somehow looks like reaper

>>156966435
>how to spot a shit mercy

>>156966339
Lmao fucking retard
Ana also wears a hood and even has a facemask on her shrike skin, bet her silhouette is too similar to Reaper's too

>>156966216
zarya

>>156966435
Where's the arrow pointing upward

>>156966435
why are there more than 5 arrows

>>156966613
I can tell someone is shit at Overwatch when they think Lucio is the only healer

How big is Sombra's dick?

>>156966517
check out skyline's vod reviews on youtube, he does a pretty job explaining how to play and what mistakes to avoid. He's done one for zarya already

>>156966661
is the tracer main mad

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>>156966649

>>156966723
Implying I play that piece of shit

>>156966705
I'll do that then, thanks.

If I start playing comp and do really badly, I hear in this game the SR gains make it not the hardest to climb up?

Yfw you realize he is saying Reap positioning

>fucking level 1 in my game against level 100s

insert level=/=skill meme

>>156967230
who's that semen demon?

>>156967231
>Quick play

Literally who cares

>>156967295
She's a caster

>>156966613
>Mercy expects everyone to peel for them when they keep flying to their deaths to heal the 20 damage on Reinhardrt

>>156967231
it's based on hidden mmr and win rates you mong

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>slowly reveal character for months
>show personality clues and a motif
>allow everyone to develop a personal idea of what she will be
>make it impossible to live up to the hype

Could Blizzard have handled this any worse?

>>156966649
sauce?

>>156967391
so how bad do you have to be as a level 100 to get matched with a level 1 when literally one fucking game levels you?

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>>156967357
>charge in
>"I immediately regret this decision, hopefully my team isn't stupid enough to follo-"
>sound of mercy flying towards me

>>156966245
Grow some skin you aren't a child anymore and reality shouldn't make you this upset.

instead of all these 2CP maps we need like 5CP maps so they have a more fun progress mechanic
instead of the current "first point is easy to take, second is impossible"

>>156967473
I'd play an Overwatch RPG just because I like the characters so much.

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>>156967084
Good lord I'm not even into this level of smut but reading these makes me feel so dirty and uncomfortably aroused

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>>156967709
>5CP

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>>156967084
you're doing god's work

>>156967709
>5CP
Good fucking luck doing that with max 12 players.

Fuck Blizzard for forcing 6 people teams

>>156967828
one hero for each player giga-brawl when

This brawl is the worst one yet

Enemy team had 3 zarya, Lucio roadhoag and tracer

You go from last week which was amazing to this hot garbage

>>156967501
By letting it leak too

>>156967729
I'd play it cause the characters are pretty bland so far and need to be fleshed out more.

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>>156967729
I'd buy it

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This is what all of the 'not iconic enough' people want Sombra to be.

>>156967729
The characters have literally zero personality and are based on highly cliched stereotypes you dumb fuck. If you like the characters in this game you probably like nickelback

>>156967646
Worst are Mercy's who don't understand a Rein and the like making a trade
>Lost shield but still got health going to charge for a pick
>Mercy flies in and gets fragged

Contact me at [email protected] for free account boosting. My account is too close to prestige to play on this close to the Halloween event.

I'm a top 500 player and can probably get you into master before the Halloween event.

>>156968053
carpenter brut>gesaffelstein>perturbator

So when is Sombra being released?

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>>156968146

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>It's my day off from both school and work
>perfect opportunity to have binge on Overwatch guilt free
>rank 300 and they haven't started the halloween event yet so if I play I'll fuck up my easy boxes

>>156968328
play ptr

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>>156968053
I mean, yes? I'd love fullblown cyberpunk. Pink mohawk and everything. SJW shit is fine, so long as it's cyberpunk.

I guess I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up, but I've been playing too much Shadowrun.

>>156967949
S-stop making me feel so uneasy anon

maybe I am already doing it

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>>156968495
She's Spanish :^).

>>156968328
leave games so you get 75% exp penalty

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>Been trying to at least get to 2500 for 9 hours.
Going to uninstall and kill myself.

>>156968495
Post a pic of yourself. I bet you don't look any better.

>>156964718
You've ruined it by writing it about worst ship

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>>156966435

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>>156968637

She's a Somalian Dwarf, hombre.

>level 2
>no event yet
>holiday weekend
>making people wait for no reason

>>156968767
>5 arrows instead of 10
this pleases my autism

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ITT: Post as if it's next week

>24th loot box
>STILL no witch mercy
>gamemode won't give me enough halloween credits to purchase

Kaplan is going to burn

>>156968781
Wait what. I played through that whole game under the pretense she was Spanish, because I read some pre-release material that said she was.

When did I fucking miss them saying she was Somalian? I feel like a silly nigga now.

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>>156968727
why would i want a website to dox me?? why am i not allowed to judge a character on an anonymous website?? why do you want me to post my photo when we're discussing video games????

>>156968637
she's still ugly

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>>156967859
>that's reserved for gabe, who gets to fuck him last
>getting random mook's sloppy seconds
That's fucking gay desu

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ITS HAPPENING, ABANDON SHIP

>>156968889
queue up for comp
>it's shit as usual
>queue up for qp
>it's hypershit
>queue up for brawl
>enjoy myself
Wowie

>>156968894
If you ask why goblet didnt take her parents as well when they escape the shithole she mentions it

>>156969058
Huh, shit. Guess I missed that. I remember her commenting on how the worst part of the wall city was where Spanish, African, and Middle Eastern refugees got all cooped up together, but I didn't remember her actually commenting on which Is0bel's family was. I guess the name and pre-release stuff just made me assume.

>>156968967
Well now I'm really confused.

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>>156968889
>see faggot running around with witch mercy
>inspect them
>25 mins as mercy
>I have 127 hours with her and no witch skin

how is this fair

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>>156969007
>it's just a meme streamer with 99,9% of total viewers

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>>156963242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCVKj1G8Y1g
whats dat ?

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>>156968706
before you do that, try to take comfort in the fact you're not me and reconsider
i should actually uninstall this stupid fucking game. i'm hopelessly bad

>>156969007
i guess its just one huge streamer from other game ship hasnt blown yet

>>156968542
>>156966045
>>156968965
>>156969180
and now fit Jesse into that equation
doe she open teh door finding them going at it and decides to join in?

>>156969007
It's just a viewbotting streamer. Every other stream has barely any.

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>>156968889
>got easy 20 levels lootboxes
>still no [Halloween item]
FUCK YOU KAPLAN
*ABSOLUETLY FREE*

>>156969318
I don't get the point of these videos.

>>156969220
The wiki says she is from Somali, if you ever do a second playthrough just get up her ass about everything or she will take advantage of you and say nothing.

>play qp
>100, 79, 5, 6, 2, 1 vs 52, 65, 78, 94, 215, 104

guess those level 2s are really good :^)

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>>156968889
Ready for Kaplan's upcoming post a week into the event.

>Have a friend of a friend of a friend who works at Blizzard
>The whole company has been playtesting Sombra
>One of her abilities turns deployables against their owners
>That includes Torbjörn turret, Symmetra turret, S76 healing field, Junkrat trap, Widowmaker mine, Winston barrier
>It's good that those overpowered heroes have a counter now

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>Stop Payload at King's Row
>The point is already captured in 40 seconds by other Team
>Doing totally shit
>Only me (Lucio), a Reinhart and a Pharah prevent the payload from mere few metres
>We win despite 2 continuous Dragonstrikes in a row
>All I can hear is these 2 screaming Brits as we win by the skin of our teeth

>>156969623
>this is what you choose to leak instead of whether or not she has stealth

[X] Doubt

>Sombra isn't a sentient virus
This gay Earth.

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Top QT

>>156969623
And Zarya's shield eats her alive.

>>156968912
>why am i not allowed to judge a character on an anonymous website??

You are, but no one should consider or respect your shitpinions, especially when you're probably an uggo.

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>>156969623
is that her ult or just a regular ability
if yer not a filthy liar

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>>156962367
>Cutest and best pairing

Even in reverse!

>>156969761
>posting a low res version
>>156965652

eagerly awaiting the genji nerf that will never come even though he's bloated as fuck

Sombra's weapon looks like a machine pistol.
I have a feeling she's gonna be in Defense, she's also gonna drop the same day as the Halloween Event right?

>>156969905
E

Junkrat's tire should have 200 HP

>>156969957
>tfw they'll never give his reflect an accurate visual since everyone would realize how bullshit it is

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>>156969398
>Commander Reyes' old cocksock going at his new toy behind his back
He'd throw a rampage on the two of them I bet.

>>156969731
What if mexigirl is just a meatshell for the real hero, a sentient virus?

>her ult possesses people

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Which stage are you at, owg?

>game is so onesided and nobody is ever coordinated, the play of the match is me killing two people on the objective

>play a comp numbani game
>crazy fucking russian on my team on attack
>"leesten frenz i can yump behind dem and cap with sit lounj taunt"
>he fucking manages to cap the last third of it while defense was overextending and spawncamping
>manage to push farther than them in OT
FUCKING DIAMOND

>>156970119
Grief over what?

>>156970059
I was thinking all of that.
Despite that, I like her hair, her uzi and purple is a favorite. All that's left is to see if her kit is also cool and that will decide if I ever play her.

Will we ever get the option to move around the HUD?
I want to move the abilities in the middle of my screen so i can see if my skills are in cooldown.
I have trouble glancing around especially if i'm shooting someone.

>reach diamond
>maybe there won't be any more stomps now
>get stomped to oblivion
I tried everything. Didn't play too much in a single session, everything. My team can't even cap the first point and we get crushed at the first push

>>156969570
I know, that's what I did. I guess I just glossed over her mentioning who her parents were because I felt like I already knew.

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>>156968889
>Buy $100 worth of boxes
>No Sombra drop
>No Pharah alternate ult drop

>>156970180

Sombra, obviously.

>>156970219
why did you think there wouldn't be stomps?

there are stomps in the absolute highest level of play of almost any game

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>>156969983
anon i am rock fucking hard right now
i pray to god you're not lying

>>156969797
that's stupid. people are ugly because they are scientifically ugly. it's not an opinion

>>156970119
Bargaining. I've been handing out fliers for Trump all weekend.

>>156970241
Why would I grieve over something that I'm in no way beat up about?

>>156970119
I'm always angry.

>>156970364
Alright, that's pretty funny anon.

>>156970454

Go to reddit fucking retard I hate you.

>>156970241
>>156970241
Acceptance? because I'm not a fucking child.
Are people literally crying irl over this?

"W-we didn't gain a new character....we lost the promise of a delicious illegal loli character..."

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TRIGGER WARNING.

DO NOT VIEW THIS IMAGE UNLESS YOU ARE EMOTIONALLY HARDENED AND HAVE BOTH AN IRON STOMACH AND AN IRON WILL.

TRIGGER WARNING.

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>>156970221
Can't blame you for not paying attention to the worst girl when you get a true bro just down the hall that isnt a gay ork with daddy issues

>>156970528
I'm sorry you've had a bad day, anon.

>>156970497
cool counter argument nigger

>>156970583

Retard.

Go sit in the trash where you belong.

>>156966120
Anyone seriously expecting an Omnic is a complete and total retard

>Organization that carries out hate crimes against Omnics
>even assassinating the leader of the Omnic/Human peace movement
>recruiting an omnic

If she was an omnic, she'd have the personality of a toaster. and she sure as shit wouldn't have a qt uguu design

>>156970671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0

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>>156969329
My condolences anon. Things are not going too bad for me these days.

>>156970632
Are you the same guy that posted this yesterday as well?
No one is taking the bait, you can stop now.

>>156970119
Why would I be mourning Sombra when she's great? This is a dumb question

>>156970816
Not everything an attempt to troll you, anon. Stop being so narcissistic.

>>156970437
>implying McREE doesn't always top from the bottom

>>156970791
I've always seen Talon as your stereotypical evil mercenary company/arms dealer. That is more interested in creating nebulous "chaos" so they can sell more guns/goons. Shooting Mondatta wasn't about keeping the Omnics down, it was about perpetuating conflict.

I think it would have been interesting to see an Omnic more interested in personal gain than helping out the rest of their race.

>>156970725
I'm sorry anon, it's insensitive to make fun of you when you're crying tears of sadness.
I wish you well in your grieving process, and hope you can move on from this absolute tragedy.

lil faget

>>156968810
L-lewd
yes, Sir!

>>156970119
She looks like some skater chick to me, its not a big deal and I like smgs. Just a video game bruh

>>156970792
>in a general where mccree x hanzo is everywhere and the only game discussions people have are greentext blogs

amazing. see you later kiddos

>>156970282
Because I thought on higher level the players don't run around like headless chikens and matchmaking supposed to find even teams.
My last match was a five on five premade and me and my team was utterly destroyed.

>>156970051
s-sauce

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NEVER EVER

>>156970635
Gobbet is a bit of a dipshit, but yeah she's still leagues ahead of Is0bel. Though, at least she wasn't a literally-who like Blitz in the Dragonfall.

I still like Racter the best of the HK team, mostly because he's hilariously naive but still fun to talk to.

why does every retard think sombra is some sort of stealth character? where or when was that ever hinted?

>>156970119
>acceptance
i just kinda feel numb at this point

>>156971090
Thank fuck for that. We didn't and don't need a tacos-Reaper.

>>156970004
same as reflecting a rein hammer.

when i self heal as mei (ice block) how can i cancel it?

pressing the key again doesnt seem to work

>>156969612
*FREE*

Even when you buy tons of boxes and still not get what you're after remember it's still *ABSOLUTELY FREE*

>>156970947
Talon is literally COBRA from the GI Joe cartoon.

>>156971105
leaked voice lines of every character saying something like "I can't see you but I know you're here"

>>156971105
Datamined voice lines that talk about a hidden enemy

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>silver portrait in qp
>2574 SR

>>156971285
right click you dumb piece of shit

Yo anyone else having trouble booting the piece of shit game up? Stuck at loading screen of the intro

>>156971105
>why does every retard think sombra is some sort of stealth character? where or when was that ever hinted?
every single character in the game has voicelines for "detecting" an enemy
they got added a month or two back and aren't used ingame

>>156971343
I never watched GI Joe, so I don't know what this means.

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>>156970051
>McCree as sub

Anon pls

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Post SKILL

>>156971371
>>156971372
>>156971409
yeah, not believing this unless you post source

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>>156971027
see you later senpai